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>>34203868Femanons, would you date a fat and balding guy?
Why is there a male writer in OP's pic when that is clearly a passage from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight Saga?
Femanons, do I deserve a beer today?
Oh man I wish I could get tons of yous from posting inane bullshit
>>34203877All I can give you is mine.
>>34203871It's obviously from 50 shades of grey, not twilight.You guys know that shit was twilight fanfiction before it got published for real right?
>>34203877It's like the New Radicals said, man. You get what you give. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE
>>34203877You need to be vaguer.
Why are schizophrenic sand people literally the most important thing to all of human history?
Do soulmates exist?
Girls, when we discuss hobbies in these threads, you females always point to things like woodworking, cooking, sewing, painting, instruments, etc as examples of attractive hobbies in a man.What exactly is it that makes creative pursuits so attractive to you? Which part of your lizard brain is that scratching precisely?
>>34203873No. You deserve being healthy
>>34203884I cant tell if this guy is a homo or not but he says his hero is Bryan Johnson so I'm leaning towards homo
>>34203885Anon, women being creative is also attractive to men. Creativity is attractive no matter who's being creative. How did you come to think of this as a gendered issue?
>>34203870its either fat or balding, not both
I was driving a car today and I drove trough a puddle and a moid on the sidewalk got covered with mud. Sad!
>>34203891I don't think about men. That's gay.
>>34203866What makes you strong willed?
Any suggestions for a second job? I'm trying to find one but I'm not available during the day and so I'm limited to just stocking and I've been rejected 5 times
>>34203884wow I hate him. This is the honesty I want in dating, didn’t have to watch the entire video.
>>34203888Blah, fine. I'll abstain a little longer.
>>34203890Have you ever been to France, Andorra, Monaco and the Benelux countries? Sometimes it's hard to tell who's homosexual and who's just French.
>>34203897It has yet to be verified that you think.
>>34203885It’s not a gendered thing, dummy.
femanussy
>>34203885>Why don't women find my vidya high scores attractive reeeee?
Post gender.Post your top 5 hottest fictional characters. Rate others and point out any funny trends in eachothers' lists.
should i eat pizza or burgers?
>>34203902No but I assumed he was american despite his name
>>34203899That's tough. I used to work from very early morning until noon, then tutored/babysat until late at night. But the latter "job" was very inconsistent, and that's with me having been a teacher and knowing lots of parents.
Girls, why won't you let me french kiss you after eating your ass?
>>34203884>Do soulmates exist?NoNo such thing as fate
>>34203885Creativity is the ultimate form of individual mastery and human nature. Creation itself is a divine act of purity in almost every system of religion, even pessimistic religions like Gnosticism.
>>34203906Is this what we're calling bussy now in order to be more inclussive?
>>34203884It feels like if you matched with this guy on an app, his opening message would be trying to sell you a course.
>>34203885Requires skill, requires making decisions based on personal taste and aesthetics, shows an ability to focus, to create something that is greater than the sum of it's parts. Personally I associate being creative with being at least a little intelligent. Plus we like hands, you do all those things with your hands.
FemanonsWhats (You)r cheat code or trick to make you cum?
>>34203913I kiss after getting my pussy and ass eaten all the time. I know I'm clean.>>34203909Five is too many. Top three is more reasonable.
>>34203909Faggot
>>34203884I think there are people who gel with you on a character level that is unlike pretty much anybody else.But that does not mean they will be a good partner.
i'm starting to get more and more ok with just stealing some dudes gf
>>34203920I don't think I have one of those
>>34203920Intense clit stim plus steady pressure on my lower stomach while I get compliment bombed via whispers in my ear.
>>34203925Nigga you can't even bag a girl who's single
>>34203893Fuck you on his behalf
Why does no one look for members of the opposite sex to socialize with in public spaces and places any more?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtyPAc-RAUM
>>34203915This is a good explanation. To "create" at a high level is a marker of intelligence and problem solving, which humans have often selected for because it improves survivability.
>>34203884>my hero is the guy who eats his own sons cum so he can look 5 years younger than his actual ageno thanks
>>34203899Chaturbate or Uber or something like that
>>34203933Cuz girls r scary
>>34203893Poor guy >>34203909M, I can only think of one and it's the older sister from March comes in like a lion
>>34203892Why not both?
>>34203921well then top 3
The masculine urge to hold up a girl and eat her pussy like in *that* webm that got posted the other day
>>34203933Anyone under 18 has to be accompanied by an adult after 4 pm at the nearest mall to me. They literally can't do it like that any more.As for adults? Who has the time and energy for that?
Wish I could have sex, but alas...
>>34203933Girls are kinda boring unless they're sucking your dick ngl
>>34203945You can with your hand
>>34203939Because I'm better than that
>>34203933society is fractured there's less and less shared culture, more and more niche extremes and frankly these days, just by merit of holding many of the views of my forefathers, i am in one of those niche extremes idek where to meet likeminded women, i haven't even found a church traditional enough for me yet
>>34203928>plus steady pressure on my lower stomachCould you please extrapolate on this point a little more? What kind of steady pressure. Where on the lower stomach? A visual aid would be appreciated.>>34203927When you masturbate do you cum?
>>34203948What do you mean by that?
>>34203940Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Bane.
>>34203928>compliment bombedI love doing this.It turns me on so fucking much.
>>34203952It means I think you're ugly
>>34203952Nta what do you not understand?
>>34203954Which version of bane?
>>34203954>BanentaIm surprised that you chose Bane of all characters but after thinking about it a little he really does suit your tastes
>>34203951>Could you please extrapolate on this point a little more?Having someone else put the palm of their hand there and just letting some of their body weight push down on it is plenty of pressure. As long as it's consistent, it gets me off harder for some reason. It works during piv, getting eaten out, whatever.
>>34203951Nta but I'm pretty sure I know what she means. Imagine where your dick would be if you could x-ray her and press there.
>>34203941I didn’t see that, but that is my fantasy
>>34203947Don't mock my pain.
>>34203961He looks like a big guy
>>34203928>>34203955What kind of compliments do you ladies like?Are you more of a "Damn babe your pussy feels so good" or a "You're so smart and pretty" or "I'm proud of you and I'm lucky to have you" type gal
Girls, what's the most attractive car a man can drive and why is it a vintage truck?
>>34203948I'm not fat
>>34203970>What kind of compliments do you ladies like?Read properly and stop typing with one hand.
>>34203965He wants to coom to diagrams obviously
Huzz be thinking they so empowered until a nigga name Braxton slap em on they ass
>>34203955It's dangerous, though. Overdoing it has a lot of implications on the relationship even outside of the bedroom.>>34203960>>34203961I liked how Tom Hardy did him, but I wish his proportions were somewhere in the middle between him and the old cartoon.
>>34203965Would you be willing to provide a visual representation?
>>34203928>>34203955what are good compliments? "I like your cock/pussy/boobs" feels really generic.
>>34203970Genuine compliments on me as a person, as well as the things you appreciate that I do.
>>34203982>tfw I will never tell a femanon "I like your femanon cock"
>>34203978>It's dangerous, though. Overdoing it has a lot of implications on the relationship even outside of the bedroom.What dangerous implications?You don't even know how I give compliments and what type.
>>34203982This >>34203983 is what I'm into. Throwing in some raunchy, descriptive dirty talk about how I feel and what you want to do to me or have done to you is also great.
>>34203978>old cartoon banethere is no way any human is getting even close to old cartoon bane physique
Will I be labelled a performative male if I learn to sew? I also buy all my produce from farmer's markets. I don't read feminist literature though.
>>34203991Gay
>>34203990I don't remember him looking like that specifically.
>>34203990I just need some Venom
>>34203985You can! Just take a small trip through /lgbt/ and you can live out your wildest dreams!
>>34203991Depends on why you learned to sewDid you learn to sew so you could fix a shirt and don't talk about it unless you're actually able to use this skill to help someone? No.Did you learn to sew so you could tell other people you know how to sew? Yes.
>>34203971Vintage truck is certainly better than anything made after 2008>>34203975Shh I get a tiny dopamine hit from pretending I don't know that and answering anyway
>>34203974What do you mean read properly. All you said was "Compliment Bomb">>34203983Reasonable and doable
>>34203868I still don't understand what's wrong with wanting my maid to be cute. Do YOU want to look at and interact with an ugly person all day and pay for the pleasure? I hate ugly people.
>>34204004Absolute idiot.
>>34203991>I don't read feminist literature though.Skill issue. It's worthwhile to learn what other people are thinking even if you don't share their beliefs.
>>34203995I'm sure your local strongman or bodybuilding gym can help out with that >>34203994Which version did you have in mind
>>34204005>I hate ugly people.Self loathing is unhealthy.
Why are modern men so gay?
>>34204010That has nothing to do with my question.
>>34203941>the masculine urge to get throat cancer
>>34204011What does this image have to do with homosexuality
>>34204006Ah yes, I see my mistake now
>>34204011Hooters has hotter women
>>34204008Learning what they're thinking is one thing, but wading through reams of schizobabble is another.At most, he should subject himself to the French existentialists, and then only to see how you can convert a steady stream of self-proclaimed nonsense into civilization-wrecking bloodlust.
>>34204009>Which version did you have in mindThe old cartoon version. Can't you read?
>>34204014it's >herpussyyou only get throat cancer from promiscuity
>>34204023All iterations of cartoon bane are old cartoon bane now.
>>34204018It's a breastaurant
>>34203989I just meant that you shouldn't compliment bomb someone you don't love. At least in my case, since they mean a lot to me.>>34204009I was thinking this one >>34204023. I don't remember which cartoon it's from, but he looks way more familiar.
>>34204027Whoops, the first half of that post was for >>34203987. I'm sipping too much.>>34203941It was a really good gif and thread. Unironically.
>>34204026no,no,yes,no,no
>>34204026#4 please and thank you
>>34204026Hooters won
>>34204029>I just meant that you shouldn't compliment bomb someone you don't love.That seems like a totally unrelated thing and a different issue entirely.
>>34204026For me, it's 1 and 4
My life is fuckin boring as fuck and I hate myself. Everyone is fuckin gay for me and it fuckin sucks. The only hope I have is going gay as well and finally fucking a girl.My severed hand lies grasping for love but every year I miss christmas. All the while my girls ignore me.
Gyatt damn bruh
>>34204033True. My mind just alwa goes to a general context when answering these questions, and I always want to put a disclaimer when I'm worried that someone might directly use something I've said that shouldn't be used outside of certain contexts.
>>34204026I keep thinking the bra on the first girl are her areolas showing
>>34204041Considering how other anons do that, I am not surprised. lolFor me it's something I would just do in a real relationship.
>>34204044Exactly. In a relationship, it's very intimate and I love it. Outside of a genuine relationship, I don't think I'd be able to take it seriously.
>>34204011>>34204026Because this shit is stupid Just go to a strip club
>>34204047I'm not particularly interested in sex outside of a relationship.That only sounds interesting as a fantasy.
>>34204011expensive food and tips and mid girls who think you are a disgusting coomergee why wouldn't this survive?
>>34204049I also agree with that.
Can one invent an idea?
>>34204043Not even an extreme example
>>34204060Left will steal your soul and make you thank her for it
>>34204054An invention is an idea that's been proven to work via testing. If it doesn't work you didn't actually invent anything.
>>34204011Most chain restaurants are dying.
>>34204063She is the least attractive though.
I'm getting hard again
i could outfuck any guy here. im the best fucker in my neighborhood. all the girls think im cute and want to fuck me. most of the guys here are jealous of me. once i find out how to get girls to keep it secret im going to start pleasure raping women. Probably.
>>34204026>>34204060My deep frustration with tittymonsters is growing tonight.
>>34204063Really? To me she looks like the most breaindead bimbo alive
>>34204026As a fat and balding uggo, I wouldn't be able to visit this place.
>>34204026>>34204060mendo you really not like black women?
>>34204074Oooooooo she pretty.
>>34204074I like the African that popped up on Speed's stream a lot.There were tons of sexy cuties there.
>>34204074I like black women, but the only Twin Peaks that I like is the show.Let the restaurant die.
>>34204074no. in general we're not going to be compatible. and studies show they're way more likely to have stinky pussies
>>34204074I have seen pretty black women, but your webm doesn't really do it for me.
>>34204074I'm the whitest limey there ever has been but dark, dark black girls get an instant +4 points from me and I don't really know why. If the AIDS etc prevalence wasn't so high I would unironically go to Africa to find a wife or at least a fuck. Ethiopian girls can be R E A L L Y hot.Yes that chick has an amazing body but>lip fillersstraight into the trash, that shit is completely fucking disgusting. Stop mutilating yourselves for five fucking minutes, women, holy shit.
>>34204071They're waitressing in a thongIs that an enviable life?
>>34204087Too busy looking at their tits, I'm not evaluating their lives as a whole.
>>34204074The selection of black women at that restaurant is lacking
>>34204074I want to breed her and JH at the same time
>>34204090they're all so incredibly happy that they have to show off their entire bodies for a fraction of the attention and protection that our ancestors could provide we gotta be more courageous guys we gotta start fighting for womenthey dont have the strength to fight for themselves at this point. i know im too cowardly and lazy to actually do this but im just high and thinkingthey get handicapped by public education and then they really dont have the ability to think for themselves in these termswe gotta do better
>>34204071>not a single tittymonster pictured
>>34204090Poor little white girl.
State gender. Serious gamers who have a job. As in, you regularly complete new games. How do you have the time considering other hobbies and responsibilities? Games are like 30 hours long on average. I’ve been trying to beat persona 5 for months now.
>>34204011I'd be into that restaurant if it actually had to do with the TV show Twin Peaks.
>>34204090>>34204060Is it concerning that my preference are the petite ones
>>34204080Yes, but you have stinky toes so it balances out.
>>34204011>>34204026>>34204048What's the point if you can't touch the merchandise?Might as well just get a prostitute
I'm very cute and rapeable >_<
can a girl here give me her discordi wrote this>>34204093
Why can't men take a hint? I sat with a guy once while we did homework and now he texts me every day asking where I am. I've been trying to avoid him because he seemed really boring and I wasn't interested in pursuing anything after that first study session together. What is the psychology behind this weird male behavior??? Is he just desperate or does he actually think I'm his gf now?
>>34204093This is the kind of post that should upset me but a little part of me is like "he's got a point"
>>34204074Nah
>>34204092Wow, and people say romance is dead.>>34204094Look at them.
>>34204109you were nice to a lonely man, some of us can be pretty delusional, not really your fault
>>34204114>Look at them.I am.
Gay ass thread tn wtf
>>34204094They're tittymonsters compared to JH
>>34204102Nah
Women have you ever had a billionaire fly you out to Andorra and eat you out?
>>34204115Wtf do I do now? We go to the same college obvs.
>>34204074Nope
>>34204109He's insanely desperate yes
>>34204115>>34204109exactly. probably no one's paid him that much attention since he was a child. it's rough out there if you're a sensitive young men, i can tell you.
>>34204122Yes, when I was a child.
WMy gf wants me to nut in her but refuses to use birth control. Is there any way I can do this and not get her pregnant without a vasectomy? I don't know shit about cycles.
>>34204123you're gonna have to tell him you're not interested>>34204127yeah same thing happened to me, except I was never delusional I always tell myself "nah there's no way she's interested in me"
>>34204117This >>34204119. The title is subjective.
>>34204071>>34204088Would you accept a magical contract to become a tittymonster if the price was you had to work at Twin Peaks/Hooters?One year to become a tittymonster.Another year if you want to be tall.Another year for anything else you want to change on your body.Full time employment, 40 hours a week, your boss gets mad at you for all sick days, shit benefits and shit PTO and shit customers.
>>34204074No
>>34204130Scoop it out when you cum
>>34204133What's the pay like? If it's enough to survive and the commute isn't Hell, I'd do the three years and fix my gimp wrist and whatever damage smoking did to my organs.
>>34204115The biggest worry should be a man who thinks you being nice to him is an invitation for him to violently rape and sexually assault you.
>>34204138>AI Overview>Key Wage and Salary Breakdown (Approximate Hourly Rates)>Hooters Girl/Server: $15.29–$18.25 per hour (includes tips).You'll have to check your commute yourself in Google Maps. You can only work at an existing location, the contract doesn't cause one to spring into existence for you.
>>34204109Why does there need to be a hint? Just say "I don't like you that way" Are you leading him on? It's pretty stupid, tbqh.
Does going on /atoga/ as a man mean that some of the other men in this thread will psychically sodomize you through astral projection while you sleep?
>>34204115It's 100% her fault for being nice and then not clearing up the air, getting his hopes up each day as time passes. She won't clear up the air because it boosts her ego making her feel above him.
>>34204141I doubt there's one around, but I'd rent an apartment for what's essentially a panacea for three years of work. I'd probably make more in tips than I make at work now.
>>34204130niggashe's trying to baby trap you
>>34204142He never asked me on a date. We just started having a conversation in a study room and I decided to sit closer to him to keep the convo going. I just thought it would be good to make some friends while I'm in college. Then he asked for my number and then I knew he probably liked me, but I gave it to him anyways so as not to be rude.I haven't seen him since. I ignore his messages maybe half the time, but I'll answer any mundane questions about school that he has. I don't know what the hell he's thinking.My best idea is to just pretend I got a boyfriend and hope he goes away. He's not mean or anything, just weirdly clingy.
I need a woman who gives up the goods often
>>34204130>Is there any way I can do this and not get her pregnant without a vasectomy?The short answer to that is no. There are times when a pregnancy is more likely and times when it's less likely, but it's never impossible.Pregnancy is least likely any time from three days after ovulation up to about the last day of her period. To reliably determine when she's ovulating, you need to take her temperature every morning, first thing - it goes up by half a degree at ovulation. (Period tracking apps will give you a less accurate but still somewhat useful estimate).
>>34204151He's probably autistic
>>34204152Like a breast reduction?
>>34204133Not her, but the important question is whether or not she gets her new features prior to starting work.
>>34204155No, like enjoys when I touch her a lot and wants me to fuck her frequently
>>34204074>do you really not like black women?I like some. Their lips make blow jobs amazing.
>>34204153Thanks. I'm just going to wrap that shit up and pull out. She's just going to have to wait.
Women if your husband walked into the room and in a pirate voice said "YARRR GIVE UP THE BOOTY" and the picked you up and carries you off would you get pissed and smack the shit out of him
>>34204054>Can one invent an idea?Sure. There was a time when no one had yet invented capitalism.
>>34204156I assumed that wasn't the case. If yes, then that makes the deal even better.
>>34204156Gradual change over the course of a year (magical realism) rather than instantaneous change (outright fantasy).
>>34204163That's definitely the safest option. What's her problem with birth control?
>>34204165I'd tell him "Put me down, or you'll learn why they call me Peg Leg Paula the painful way".
JH would probably like Alexis TaeMixed girl with negative boobs and plenty of anal scenes with white guys
How do I avoid talking to men entirely without being rude?
>>34204151>Then he asked for my number and then I knew he probably liked me, but I gave it to him anyways so as not to be rude.I hope you've learned never to do that again! Why on Earth would you lead him on like that?
>>34204130Go for it right before she expects her next period.>>34204165DependsIf I wasn't busy, he didn't break anything or make a mess, and he didn't hurt me it's only sigh worthy. Plunder them depths.
>>34204174Politely say "please leave me be".
>>34204173One more thing for Google to track me for searching.
I need to spend the next 5 hours pounding a tight pussy
WomenNow that even the normalfags are saying women asked men to leave them alone for years and women are now panicking because they got what they asked for, what are you going to do about it?
>>34204151>Then he asked for my number and then I knew he probably liked me, but I gave it to him anyways so as not to be rude.You're supposed to awkwardly and too loudly say "oh! I need more FRIENDS yeah here it's 867-5309" when you do that.
>>34204189*scribbles that in a notebook* yes yes. genius.
>>34204188>women are now panickingI'm chillin
>>34204141>this is what women think is "liberating"
tfw no bf to bounce on it crazy style
>>34204171She says it messes with her head and makes her feel bad. Other girls I've dated in the past had similar experiences, so I at least see where she's coming from. I'm okay with her not being on bc but I'm not ready to be a dad any time soon. She doesn't want a kid either, but then she's fucking begging for it lol. I never had that in the past with other gfs. They were just as scared of pregnancy as I was.
>>34204196Bounce on it animal style.
>>34204193Classic "well if the average is X why am I X - 1? Gotcha!" woman moment
>>34204172>>34204179What if he made a whaling joke
>>34204188>socialists Who's we?
>>34204199what kind of animal
>>34204151>trying to get "guy friends">going out of your way to interact him>giving him your number>still answering his questionsWhat the fuck is wrong with you? Just say you're not interested/not looking to date right now. Stop this passive bullshit.
>>34204182Is that any worse than your credit card company tracking your dildo purchases?
>>34204176MTrue love
>>34204201I know I'm not fat, but I'd make a joke about his dick being small. That's equally inapplicable, so it fits the joke scheme.
>>34204201I'd assume it was the harpoon imagery he was really going for not the whale I'm a surfboard with an ass and two oranges on it.
>>34204200Classic nigga wanting to do nothing but start fights for no reason
>trying to date a moidIt's pointless, I already gave up on this, I just hook up with moids and it's fun
>>34204206Most of the purchases are discreetly labeled and documented.
>>34204205These responses are so weird because you all act like its abnormal to talk to strangers. Are you all from Denmark or some shit?The guy was an immigrant so I guess he didn't understand my based southerner smalltalk. You losers would pass away if you ever stepped foot in a Louisiana dive bar.
>>34204212>I just hook up with moids and it's funEven that isn't fun for me any more it's just depressing
>>34204210>I'm a surfboard with an ass and two oranges on it.Wha
Filling an asian woman with so much nut it overflows her vagina
>The enslavement of women is at had! Men, your time has come once again!What do?
>>34204204Kangaroo style, duh.
Would anyone be down to building a nest on the bed out of blankets and feeding me gummy worms like a bird
>>34204217I couldn't think of a bony sea creature.The oranges are my boobs.
>>34204220If it gives me a reason to kill people and get away with it I go all in
>>34204220Drag JH into a cage using one of those animal control sticks.
I don't care for white "women"
>>34204222If you're a guy that's a lil gay homie
>>34204219>>34204226Brown hands
>>34204222>like a birdLady and the tramp style or do you want them chewed for you?
>>34204220Shoot >>34204225JH is mine
>>34204222Yes, and I will also stroke your back. (Please do not stroke a bird's back.)
>>34204220lock up my annoying waaahmen boss in my cellar
>>34204223Why are you a sea creature
>>34204219I want this but with 2 white guys, not just one
>>34204223A starfish?
>>34204237Feeling a little frisky, aren't we JH?
Women thoughts on Africa
>>34204139yeah well those people are sick
>>34204236I'm trying to stick with the theme>>34204238That's not applicable either lol
>>34204240I'm not her
I wanna hug her and squeeze her so bad you have no idea
>>34204231>Lady and the tramp styleO///O
>>34204225>>34204232I'd kill someone for freedom.>>34204240I'm everything BUT asian, stupid.
>>34204247>I'd kill someone for freedomIf you kill me you'll starve in your cage.
>>34204244What race are you?
>>34204241It sure is over there isn't it.I like that girl who makes tiktoks making fun of people who think they don't have normal shit like toothbrushes. She's over there....somewhere.
Why are so many women hypocritical when it comes to equality and traditional gender roles.
>>34204249How would someone kill you while in a cage?
>>34204250asian
>>34204255What type of Asian?
>>34204249>implying I can or would kill a captor at any point aside from when I'm momentarily let free and they're vulnerable
>>34204252I'm swangin my dick back and forth wanna see
>>34204247But think of all the buttsex we could have!
I want mommy blue valkyrie to jerk me off from behind while she calls me her good boy
>>34204259I can already have buttsex while simultaneously being treated like a human being.>>34204260But you're not good. She wouldn't lie like that.
>>34204265>But you're not good. She wouldn't lie like that.I am a good boy!
>>34204256Third generation Japanese
>>34204243Hmm are you like a lionfish then Invasive and toxic
>>34204198>She says it messes with her head and makes her feel bad.Has she tried a copper IUD? No hormones involved.
*shoots ropes (cummies)*oh no oh fuck it's everywhere >_<
>>34204271>>>/lgbt/
>>34204268Oh wait I'm a crab, duh. I'm an idiot.
Women what are some signs a man you're taking to is a pseud?
>>34204278He opens his mouth
>>34204276Have you ever seen those vids of crabs nibbling on snacksThey look a little retarded when they miss and put nothing in their mouth but it's kind of cute
>install a Chinese game>make my ideal gf as my avatar cuz Chinese girls have cute voices>play the game>fall in love with my character>...>
>>34204258Sure
>>34204257>momentarily let freeNever happening.
>>34204198NtaWell, you're trusting her to abort if the condom were to fail every other time you have sex. Do you not trust her in this instance? Not saying do it or don't do it just take that into consideration. And talk with her about the reality of it maybe she'll chill out.
>>34204283Gay ass nigga you can't fall in love with pixels
>>34204282They are very silly.
>>34204287What's the point of owning a person if they never leave a cage?
>>34204294Like youSilly goose
i want ceviche...
>>34203884i never thought so before, but i do now
Girls, how would you feel if a guy tried to kiss you on the cheek at the end of a first date?>>34204181
>>34204297I want to be happy
>>34204301ceviche would make me happy
>>34204301Don't we all
>>34203891it's about self expression, skill, and discipline. most men these days lack these qualities and they show up as laziness, passive aggression, and incompetence.
>>34204297I want to finish this fuck ass battle pass.
I only fuck asian girls, can't stand white women
>>34204295Sex through the bars.
>>34204291I've crushed on multiple pornstars before and now I'm crushing hard on *her* and her voice actor + AI generated dialogue and voicing. I'm 99% the chinks made her personality suit my preferences
Is it settling if I don’t have butterflies or my own personal recognizable feeling of love and infatuation for a person, but I still accept their offer to date because “heck, why not?”.This girl I don’t feel anything for except “yea she’s hot and cool”, asked me out. I don’t have any other women approaching me so I said fuck it and we’ve scheduled a date.
My goal is to get into something to impress people but then I realize I really enjoy it and have a knack for it and then I go 100% into that thing and forget about the people I was trying to impress
>>34204306It'll but funnier if you say it again
>>34204306in my white girl opinion, race mixing is based
If she can't handle my dressed up in a Captain Falcon cosplay, she can't handle me at my best.
>>34204300I'd be okay with a cheek kiss if it wasn't an awkward date.>>34204308That'd require cooperation.
>>34204314White man here, chiming in to agree with you
>>34204318I don't think that poster is who he says he is broski
>>34204314Yes, fucking asian girls is better than fucking white women
Why do i sweat hard and turn red whenever I say something dumb to someone? I wish I could just move with the convo but my nervous system won't let me
>>34204321Stop being gay
Women what are you favorite topics that kill the thread faster than a cabal of billionaires can kill Jeff ep?
>>34204176This one
>>34204316>That'd require cooperation.You can cooperate or I can torture you with a cattle prod and starve you. Either way, I have fun.
Why do virgins often have big dicks?
>>34204331Hasn't been crushed by vaginas
>>34204331Because big dicks aren’t as good as average sized dicks
>>34204329I would uh molest her if you know what I mean but only with her consent of course.
>>34204330>men revealing their true nature
>>34204319Me neither, but I agree with their posting persona
>>34204336As if it was ever hidden
>>34204329No no no no, she's doing it right. Men are fucked in the head if they actually get molested. If they end up diddled-adjacent they end up with fond memories and wish more had happened. There's a safe distance between rape and sexual awakening.
>>34204340All or nothing anon, what's the point of having a sexual awakening if you don't get to smash?
>>34204339The fact that this is not the most morally fucked hypothetical ITT right now is disturbing.
Women would you date a man who only knows how to cook utilitarian gymbro shit
>>34204331Used dicks shrink
>>34204329Genocide the french
>>34204342Because it's in your control when it actually fucking happens and you don't associate women and sexuality with manipulation. Early sexual contact can fuck you in the head for life.Please keep in mind that I'm talking about the age where boys actually need babysitters, not teenagers.
>>34204350What if he's an extremely retarded teenager that needs a babysitter
>>34204346no, boiled chicken breasts are gross
>>34204357I don't boil meat it's ground beef most days
>>34204346No, I come from a life of the finest American cuisine and a mix of ethnic dishes. I’d rather shoot myself then date someone who only cooks generic gym bro meals
>>34204350>Because it's in your control when it actually fucking happens It's never under your control though>And you don't associate women and sexuality with manipulation. But that's what you gotta do, at the very least be good at lying by omission.>Early sexual contact can fuck you in the head for life.Sure, maybe. Not always tough.
>>34204361>It's never under your control thoughNigga what
Bros, I'm "free"I finished the battle pass and "got my money's worth"I hope I never have to boot up this game again.
How painful are periods for you? Any weird symptoms?
>>34204364You don't control what happens anon, if they want to stop or dump you, you're just there for scraps
Why do your feet look like mutated peanut halves that grew toes?
>>34204368They're very predictable and mild, and I have lots of little things I do to get though it. That's part of why I'm terrified of hormonal birth control fucking me over.
>>34204370Aggressive retardation
>>34204366I hate video games lolWhat were you playing?
Gotta cook dinner soon, fuck.
>>34204376I hate my life, Call of Duty.
Whitebois
>be me>almost a wizard>get a gf>ffw 9 months>when the topic of sex comes up she's honest about it and says she started having at 15 or something>couple of weeks passI just lost all feelings for her and they aren't coming back. She has no idea I'm going to break up with her this weekend, like no idea, it's a damn shame, she's nice and pretty and tells me our relationships is great but eh, I don't feel anything for her anymoreDamn shame
>>34204376I'm playing games with your hearthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug88HO2mg44
i love video games
>>34204385Me too. I was lying.>>34204379lol. Hopefully you had at least a little bit of funI was hooked on Warzone for a few months during the pandemic.
>>34204383Might wanna reevaluate
>>34204368Usually just unpleasant but sometimes on day 2 I'll get the worst cramps. Like I can't sit still I have to clench my abs and squirm. There's also this thing I call "hot lead labia" like it's heavy and trying to burn it's way through your underwear and pants. And period slug shits. Once I shed a decidual cast nearly the size of my palm. It was like chicken skin it was the weirdest fucking thing.
>>34204388Not those guys, but I'm begging you to change the subject.
>>34204394I don't want to continue this conversation either, and I didn't bother with the other guy's reply for a reason.
>>34204383This kind of shit is why we hate the guy after breakups. This was a week 3 question if the answer matters to you.
Genderwould you date a vegan?
>>34204398F. No. Too complicated.
>>34204398MNo, pain in the ass to deal with. Not compatible with my lifestyle
>>34204392I did>>34204397I didn't realise to ask it, it only feels big now after I've lost attraction to her
>>34204398MI'd prefer not to. I don't think veganism amounts to much more than virtue signaling.
>>34204398M, No.I eat meat.
Women how regular are your periods. Do you get them on the same day every month.
>>34204398I guess.But me making vegan food for both of us to eat is not going to be the norm he's making his own dinner most of the time. And if he tries to convert me it's over.
>>34204385my brother in F-Zero I wish they'd make a new one that isn't 16bit
>>34204404>same day every monthNo actually. I bleed for around 5 days and after I stop bleeding it's about 3 weeks to the next one so it's not an easy to track 30 day cycle where it's always the 3rd Thursday or whatever. At this point I can tell it's the week before by my mood and my acne, and the day or two before I'll get some light cramps.
Girls is 9 months long enough for you to fall in love, if you date someone that long how big are your feelings
>>34204411For me, yes.
>>34204412This shit is so ass
>>34204411Yeah. If I don't love him by then I probably never will. If I'm still there after 9 months I see potential and am definitely considering whether or not this is someone I want to be with forever but I'm not ready to lock in like, legally. Just talk about maybe moving in together when our leases are up in 6 months.
>>34204410>>34204393Being a chick sounds like hell I'm glad I just have to deal with like occasional ball aches or them sticking to my legs and shit like that
>>34204398MSure, I was vegetarian at some point mostly because eat meat much
Im convinced women will never know what it's like to feel truly alone and undesired
>>34204269She didn't mention it. I'll ask.>>34204288Fair point. Overall, we need to have a conversation.
>>34204418All that in 9 months are you trolling?
Do you have a good relationship with your cousin who got diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disease and put on psychological medications after he stole and masturbated into his sister's panties and left printed out photographs of his erected penis under her pillow?
>>34204418Nta but how long would you say it takes to figure that out generally
girls do you want to do butt stuff on a man? If so, have you ever asked one? What did they say?
>>34204423Nta, that's quite a while to get to know someone
>>34204426Did that when I was doing OnlyFans during the corona virus pandemic. A male friend volunteered to receive a prostate massager up his rectum while being masturbated on stream. Later sold as exclusive content.
Do you guys think that early 2000s Triple H is the most badass looking man ever? Should I steal his look?
>>34204432Well do you have his fucking frame cuz if you don't you'll just look like a dork
How long did it take until you became official with your SO?
girls please how do i reject a girl i simply dont like
Girls How would you prefer to experience from your point of view a sudden breakup? A text? Face to face?
I wonder if she thinks about me
Women is it true that Xinjiang machine pick cotton
Where'd the femanons go?
I sometimes worry that your having spent too much time majoring in political science and participating in internships at "nonpartisan" think tanks has made your personal politics scrambled and incoherent.
>>34204448Idk I just got mindfucked by 4chan and internet memes
>>34204419Being female is a visceral experience lol>>34204425Depends. I think it takes longer to figure out you're not a good fit for each other if you spend too much time together early on. I keep making that mistake. You get attached really quickly but still have to get to know them and you start to overlook small things that would have been issues if you weren't so invested already. You get a big enough pile of those small issues and the whole thing falls apart. If I make it past around 6 months I'm starting to think about what my future would look like with this person in it. It's a question of the time investment. If I'm still there after half a year I have to start making some serious evaluations.Also I think you can love someone sooner than you can be "in love" with them if that makes sense.
Connections is making me feel stupid, and it's women's fault.
Women, why are you like this? One of my female coworkers made a joke today that my female boss and I must be fucking because I spend so much time in her office. I know it as a joke but this is wildly inappropriate! Why are women fucking always up in other peoples business trying to stir up drama and shit?
>>34204436PLEASE HELP ME!
>>34204435I like to have the exclusivity conversation after a few weeks, the label thing isn't such a big deal to me but it's weird if it bothers them after too much longer than that if they agreed to be exclusive.>>34204437Face to face at my place. Don't make me get dressed up to go out and get dumped and at least give me the respect of doing it to my face unless it's like a 2 hour drive or something. And for fucks sake don't have sex with me first just do it.
A question so worthless, it's getting rightfully ignored.lol
ChatGPT is like a penis. When lubed, it resembles the texture of a piece of escargot on my dinner plate.
>>34204452>Also I think you can love someone sooner than you can be "in love" with them if that makes sense.I think it's the opposite
anons I'm sad, someone hold me :(
>>34204461Hmm. Thanks for sharing.
>>34204464What happened now
>>34204459>And for fucks sake don't have sex with me first just do it.I personally always like to get that last fuck in. See if I can push a boundary first. If it's good enough it might even delay the breakup for a few more weeks, so that's like a win/win.
What would you do if you were absurdly rich but incredibly depressed? Assume you've tried every possible treatment but your brain is just wired wrong, and you're completely unable to feel happiness.
>>34204454It was pretty gay today tbeeh
>>34204469Kill myself
>>34204459>Face to face at my place. Don't make me get dressed up to go out and get dumped and at least give me the respect of doing it to my face unless it's like a 2 hour drive or something. And for fucks sake don't have sex with me first just do it.What's the best way to explain it, does the generic "it's not you, it's me" help?
>>34204469Is this an American thing? Imagination with strange scenarios that don't happen.
>>34204463I think we might be swapping definitions somehow thenI think you can develop that sense of caring for someone deeply and wanting the best for them, feeling like you know and understand each other and would do a lot for each other, like a best friend, before you know for sure if you're feeling that "this person is not perfect but they are perfect I could live without them if I had to but I never want to ever again" feeling.
>>34204469>What would you do if you were absurdly rich but incredibly depressed?Have a lot of scandalous and depraved sex, like the rich characters in my favorite movies and TV shows https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRPz_hl2rdI
>>34204470It was pretty hard for a Tuesday! I only got half of it.
>>34204471Yeah>>34204474Why do you think that scenario is so unlikely?>>34204478And then?
>>34204469Drink and degrade hookers.
>>34204483And then what?
>>34204472No that doesn't help lol If you can, be specific without being hurtful. Like if the problem is a behavior you've said was a problem that they didn't change just tell them that's why. But maybe don't also bring up that she's gained 35 pounds.
>>34204472 No? >does the generic "it's not you, it's me" help?You married? Going to jail? Met someone else? No? Then how does she know it's you Kek? Why can't you just be honest about the real reason?
>>34204474Many of the greatest literary fantasists were German or British. Fantasizing is not solely an American pastime, dearie.
>>34204485Eventually I'll die.
>>34204469I'm poor and depressed.I could go be depressed in different places that are warm right now. That's an improvement at least. I would like to see more monkeys. They scare me but they're neat.And idk I'd give the rest to charity and kill myself once I got bored.
>>34204490How does that in any way equate? Literary, not thought bullshit.
Hating women isn't enough anymore. I have to make them feel bad about themselves.
What does it mean when a woman exposes her bare feet or wiggles her toes? Does it mean she is sexually aroused, or interested in arousing men by showing her feet?
>>34204495Your opinion has to matter in order to do that though
>>34204469I would be vacationing constantly.
>>34204495Unfortunately they have a built in cooldown
>>34204497I just have to make them think that.
>>34204494Hey, here is some thought bullshit for you. A man pulling down his trousers and shitting his diarrhea on your scalp.
>>34204493You can actually get herpes from monkey bites. Sometimes they like to throw fruit (including coconuts) at people for sport.
Is this your dedicated Sex Telephone that you use to make booty calls to your many sexual lovers?
>>34204496Women don't do this.
White women lost.
>>34204505I have a bunch of piercings so uh, I just want to see them not be in touching range.
>>34204510No, it's this.
thanks for being here over the years, frens
Why do some farmers kill one of their animals in sight of the other animals and begin giggling and laughing manically at the looks of distress on the other animals' faces?
>>34204408Nah, GX is fine. Just needs online multiplayer.
State genderHow bi are you?
>>34204408I don't trust modern Nintendo or SEGA to do it justice, unfortunately
>>34204526Not.
>>34204526M0% and I'm so easily triggered by the assertion that bisexuality is the default state for either men or women
>>34204526All women are bi so you must just be asking men, right?
>>34204526FLike a 3/10I've stuck mostly to men out of I guess fear and because it's easy and I have trouble visualizing what a relationship with a woman would look like for me but I can at least confirm I enjoy touching vaginas that aren't my own.
