In this thread, we attempt to ask the opposite gender anything.Previously: >>34211995
What happened to the other one
>>34214855The idiot had porn in the op image
>>34214855Swift justice
Had a dream that I was dating and having sex with Dua Lipa. And then I woke up.
>>34214852My biceps are sore after lifting yesterday, I wish I had a woman to kiss and touch them
>>34214867I had a dream where I had sex with you
Femanons, would you wear this?
Women, thoughts on men's necks?
>>34214868I'd prefer to touch a penis but ok
>>34214852Femanons, would you date a fat and balding guy?
>>34214874Gay
>>34214874Hey! Not him but I have one of those
I think being a handsome man with muscles, smarts, and manners has actually been working against me. Girls, what do you even want from beefy, well spoken quantum physicist when you first meen one?
>>34214871No
This mf said meen
>>34214881>meenBAHAHAHAH THIS NIGGA RETARDED SITCHO ASS DOOOOOWN
are albanian women really whores?
>>34214868>My biceps are sore after lifting yesterday, I wish I had a woman to kiss and touch themLuckily the biceps are smaller muscles and thus have lower recovery time. You should try hitting them at least twice a week.>>34214871>Femanons, would you wear this?Yeah, I would rock it. I wouldn't put it on my bumper, though.
I know this is a fucking insane situation to be in but if my gf is a freak that has several enormous horse/dragon dildos, how can I make the bedroom not about those toys or fantasies at all even though I explicitly told her I am fully open and accepting of any weird fetish she has? She made some extremely new and unique noises on that thing and I am so ashamed to admit it but I legit feel like i got cucked and emasculated by a piece of rubbery plastic.I dont want her to feel hurt or pushed away but I dont wanna see that again, which feels like a catch-22 at the moment.
>>34214852What do men think of gamer girls?
>>34214880NiceHow big is it?Is it veiny?How curved it is?Does it have pearly penile papules?Does it have Fordyce spots?
Who else meen hereMeenies wya
>>34214855People nuked it because they liked kids' boobs too much
>>34214891Gay and performative
>>34214886>are albanian women really whores?Balkan women in general are whores. My best friend is Bulgarian, and while I love her to death, she's the sluttiest person I know.
>>34214871I'm child-free, but it's not something I normally feel the need to advertise.
>minor typo
>>34214891Depends on what she plays.
>>34214891People game, it's normal now.
>>34214891>a girl who plays gamesGreen flag.>describes herself as a "gamer girl"Red flag.
>>34214891Women shouldn't have male hobbies
>>342148924inches. One thick vein on the top. Curves up.I had to google this one, yes 1 or 2 of them. No.
>>34214891Women fucking hate video games. Even if there are exceptions it's safer to assume they're lying
>>34214891Barf. Get a real hobby.
WomenDo you agree with Epsteins vibrator advice?
>>34214881Bro is still being autistic>>34214891Cool, I like vidya tooMy roommate was playing stardew valley when I left lol
>>34214892>How big is it?6 inches long, about five inches around.>Is it veiny?Yeah.>How curved it is?Not at all. It’s straight and pretty level with the ground while erect.>Does it have pearly penile papules?Nope.>Does it have Fordyce spots?Yeah, some around the base.
>>34214890You should probably get a new gf
>>34214895Mean.>>34214898Felt, makes me bawl up from embarrassment... :(>>34214899What if she played a mix of everything? What then, anon? >:)>>34214901You say that, but most people are hostile towards women that game...>>34214902>Red flag...what's the difference?
>>34214907>Do you agree with Epsteins vibrator advice?Somewhat. The plug-in ones are usually a lot more powerful, built more robustly, and last longer. They're a pain to travel with, tho.
>>34214913>What if she played a mix of everything? What then, anon? >:)Then we’d probably play video games together.
>>34214913Tranny vibes
>>34214890Is her vagina loose? Wtf. That's nasty, she should be careful or she'll end up in the hospital one day.
>>34214907Bro sounds like an AI lol
>>34214907Yes. The ones with batteries tend to die in the worst possible moment
>>34214898i deleted my post becaus of a typo the other day, then i fucked up again with a typo and deleted the second onei dont remember what they called me, but it hurt my feelings
>>34214890You shouldn’t have to pretend you’re into that for her sake. Some other guy will be.
>>34214905Jeez, have you ever spoken to a zoomer woman? Most of them play stuff like The Sims or Stardew. -_->>34214910>vidyaWat kind of games do you play tho? There's a difference between something like Dark Souls and Stardew Valley -.-
>>34214926Maybe they don't hate video games but they definitely hate men who play them
>>34214912>>34214924I don't want a new gf I am in love with this person. I just dont want to do that specific sex act is all, this should not be a relationship killer I just want advice on how to not do it again without it making her feel bad or ashamed. Not advice on who I should be in love with.
>>34214892>How big is it?7">Is it veiny?Yeah>How curved it is?Like a banana>Does it have pearly penile papules?A few>Does it have Fordyce spots?Not sure.
Where are the nerdy girlies who like to dress cute?
>>34214926>Jeez, have you ever spoken to a zoomer woman? Most of them play stuff like The Sims or Stardew. -_-You’d also have a hard time meeting any millennial women who don’t like The Sims, Zoo Tycoon, Rollercoaster Tycoon, Animal Crossing, Pokémon, browser games etc. or at least did when they were younger
>>34214891Would she be shit with me together in Rocket League?
>>34214931How can you not be sure if your penis has Fordyce spots? Do you even have a penis?
>>34214930>I just dont want to do that specific sex act is all,Tell her that. This isn’t unreasonable.Buy her less insane toys, maybe.
>>34214891I like them but I don't think most guys want a gf who's better at vidya than they are. I personally wouldn't care because I feel like my mechanical skills have been on the decline non-stop since I hit 25-26.
>>34214852Hello women,I am a man who is a bit of a coomer at heart. Recently I've started a relationship/gone official with a woman, and as part of that I've been trying to stop using porn. I feel it would be disrespectful to my gf to look at other women's bodies.Anyway, I have bee coping with urges by jacking off to pics of my gf. My question is if this is acceptable or not. Like if you found out your bf was jacking off to (normal, not nude) pics of you would you be okay with it?>inb4 Just fuck herWe're long distance
>>34214923>becaus
>>34214930My nigga, she's gonna cheat on you with a hung black dude
>>34214923We called you autistic.And what you wrote was not worthy of rewriting.
>>34214910Please explain. I have had so many outside expectations I never asked for heaped on me, only for those same people to get upset I did not fulfill their unspoken expectations. Please help me understand what these weirdos even want me to do, so they'll be less unpleasant to interact with.
>>34214935Yeah but it's still dark here and I can't remember what it looks like.
>>34214926>Wat kind of games do you play thoAll sorts lol but mostly platformers and beat em up I had a good time tho playing games like Overcooked, Cooking Mama and Animal Crossing with gals
I keep having dreams of physically strong women who like mewhat does this mean?
>>34214948It's not about expectations, you are ignorant to your own behaviors and how it looks from the 3rd person, either wilfully or not
>>34214954Maybe you're a lesbian.
I need my dick sucked. I have no clever way of saying this.
>claims to be a conservative woman and want kids>has bulgeuhh what did xir mean by this
4 out of 11 people are white
State genderWhen did you learn that women don't get horny, and that all their claims otherwise are lies?
>>34214954Means you're gay
>>34214964MMy ex was hornier than me. Skill issue.
>>34214962Fat pussy
>>34214945>hmm... how can I make this about my gay BBC fetishkek
are all women actually whores?
>>34214956How am I coming across? Do they think I'm rude or stuckup?
>>34214966Either she was a convincing liar, or your libido is extremely pathetic.
>>34214962puffy vulva
>>34214963We should get that up to 11
>>34214936you dont think its possible that changing my mind so quickly will make her less willing to trust me in the future with vulnerable information?
>>34214969No. They don't experience arousal, lust, or any form of sexual desire. They may sleep with men for romantic reasons, or because they think they're supposed to, or for many other reasons, but genuine sexual desire is never one of them. They are incapable of that.
>>34214966Bro fell for it
>>34214932Off being cunts probably
>>34214981Very few things are better than cunts desu.
>>34214962She had too much sex and her lips are extremely swollen.
>>34214958>i am not a boysbian
>>34214968She wants to fuck a monster with a giant dick, it's the logical conclusion
>>34214867https://voca.ro/14BOgnLtSzlG>>34214948https://voca.ro/1j17SPSbhOUd
>>34214932Having a cozy time in a knitted sweater and playing BG3
>>34214970Full of yourself
>>34214988Why not play a good game instead?
Men like women with big butts, it makes sense, they want to spank it, bite it, lick it, fuck it.What do women want men with big butts for?
Why are there so many Russians in the comments of the songs wtf. Go away
>>34214986>yes I think of black men when someone talks about inhumanely large, thick penisesHomo.
>>34214990>Oh, you're having fun? You should stop having fun!
>>34214988>BG3If you are the femanon who said that before... is that all you do? lolI know it's a long game, but still.
>>34214907Plug in wall ones are for people that can only orgasm with industrial power
>>34214993NAG but they like to grab and smack our asses as far as I can tell.
>>34214967>>34214972Surely that's TOO fat? Haha
>>34214934I can get to gold.. but it’s a very fun game
>>34214987https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHN6WF7rAc0
>first time in my new moid's apartment>enter the living room>he says "lie down">quite surprised by his boldness>lie down on a sofa anyway>turns out he was speaking to his dogGod I'm such a fucking idiot why do I have to embarrass myself in front of men all the time
>>34214993Indicator of sexual prowess
>>34215001Only one way to find out
>>>/gif/30194048Moids, would you wife him up and save him from military service? (SFW btw, has sound though)
>>34214998I work a lot! This is my second game
>>34214982Objectively false
>>34214993for me its fat ass gf and her skinny ass bf
>>34215006Submitting to CHAD moment
My computer is too weak for Baldur's Gate III. Is it hopelessly over for me?How do I find a girl who'll do a co-op campaign of Divinity: Original Sin 1 or 2 instead?
i wanna have sex with dua lipa
>>34214993Power comes from the ass
State genderDid you ever speak with Epstein on 4chan?Do you enjoy Epsteins taste in porn?Are you an Epstein like figure yourself posting rn?
>>34215006>apartmentyikes
>>34215006Cute
>>34215002I topped out at diamond and play with a friend 2s once a week. Going beyond that would just be possible if I started serious training some mechanics... and I don't see myself doing that.Which plattform are you on?
I have a eating a girl out fetish but all women just want to fuck
>>34215010As in, your second game EVER??
>>34214917Sounds fun!!>>34214929>hate men who play themAs much as I hate to say it, video-games probably aren't as 'favourable' of a hobby compared to stuff like sports. To most, that is.>>34214933>millennial womenI seriously don't get the point behind Animal Crossing. >>34214934Rocket League is console slop.>>34214937>better at vidya than they areKek, that's painful. Never thought about it that way, though. But this happens with all hobbies, no?
>>34215026IktfWhy won't these CUNTS let me spoil them
>>34215004I fucking love Bruno lolGive me one to doAlso look at the moon wow
U wot m8
>>34215026They want both. If you are only into doing that it makes you seem impotent and like you're compensating, which is basically a universal ick.
>>34214993>Men like women with big butts, it makes sense, they want to spank it, bite it, lick it, fuck it.Unless you are really incompetent, you can do that with pretty much all sizes.>>34215029>Rocket League is console slop.No.
>>34215029>>34214918
>>34215004https://voca.ro/1f8xh61lwwz0
>>34215025PC. You?
>>34215042Damn nigga who asked
>>34215028No I mean..Second time in this game? I don’t know the word
>>34215016i can´t get into those rpg´s at all anymore.>yeah picking up useless shit for hours>companions i dont like with romance getting pushed in my facehorrendously boring
Kinda crazy how qt can just talk to himself for hours on end how the fuck does he do that. Is it just mental illness
>>34215047Your mom asked xx
>>34214873I don’t like big Adam’s apples.
>>34215048Second playthrough.
i would creampie dua lipa desu. not joking i really would.
>>34215052That's hardly big
>>34215016Play a real rpg like Underrail, Pathfinder KM, LonaRPG or Wandering sword
>>34214964>When did you learn that women don't get horny, and that all their claims otherwise are lies?FThis is fake news.>>34214969>are all women actually whores?For the right person>>34214990>Why not play a good game instead?Go fuck yourself>>34215001>Surely that's TOO fat?No such thing
>>34215057Get in line
I don't like people very much.
>don't bother dating because psychological erectile dysfunction>have psychological erectile dysfunction because I don't date enough to get over itWelp, sorry bloodline
>>34215057I would too if I had a penis
>>34215046Me too, I've been playing since when it was still on Steam, which means I honestly should be better at this point. If you see my playtime, you'll probably run. lol>>34215048Second playthrough?I didn't entirely finish my first, I stopped in act 3 after 150h. I think doing every single sidequedt kinda made me exhausted from it. Maybe one time I get back to it. Didn't end up romancing anybody, but I probably would have given Karlach a try.
>>34215038>NoIt literally is, though. The PC version SUCKS....
>>34215064im happy mine ends with me
>>34215059Or OG Bioware like BG1 & 2, Neverwinter Nights, KOTOR, and Dragon Age Origins.
>>34215071Bioware was never good...
>>34215001No, no it is not.
>>34215063And the don't like me
>>34215053Oh. Thank you
>>34215059>>34215071>You're looking for a multiplayer experience? Just play this singleplayer game!
>>34215006lmao
My life is a sigma rizz edit
>>34215069No.Every pro plays on PC.
Women, would you leave your bf if futa became a real thing?
>>34215072You're entitled to your opinion, regardless of how objectively wrong it is.
>>34215080My life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stage
>>34215072Name a good video game.
After becoming handsome, I realize it's still a numbers game.You can't guarantee the same reactions each time you interact with a woman. You might offend one, whilst you wouldn't offend another doing the exact same stuff.You can build a profile though of women that will respond positively to you. So far, for me, for what I do and who I am the women who respond most positively to me:>Tend to be nerdier>No tattoos>Often bookworms
>>34215086T E T R I SETRIS
>>34215082>Women, would you leave your bf if futa became a real thing?My wife and I would be poly or open, I assume.
>>34215006>in my new moid'sIt's pretty disgusting how you modern whores talk about men like socks. No wonder none of you get a long-term relationship.
>>34215083Go play Kotor right now and tell me it's good with a straight face, I dare you.>>34215086Depravity of the lewd vampire
>>34215088Very safe answer. Name a good CRPG.
>>34215087>You can't guarantee the same reactions each time you interact with a womanDuh no shit, you can't guarantee anything in life
>>34214990>Why not play a good game instead?>>34215072>Bioware was never good...
>>34215085All while I am still collecting coins </3
MenAm I overall good in bed if I'm good at giving bj and paizuri but bad at riding a penis?
>>34215089Dykes are so disgusting holy hell
>>34215091>Depravity of the lewd vampireYou are not a very trustworthy video game critic.>Go play Kotor right now and tell me it's good with a straight face, I dare you.I played it two years ago and thought it was pretty great. Played the eckbawk port.
>>34215091Just remembered KOTOR 2 wasn't made by Bioware, but by Obsidian. Just another reminder of another studio that fell from grace. I'm gonna kms.
>>34215094Shilling for Bioware doesn't make you interesting either, they made 3 good games. Mass effect, Mass effect 2 and Mass effect 3.
>>34215082>women with extremely huge dicks in addition to their female biological components >women can date and marry and reproduce with eachother and also get real dickIt would be levels of over never before seen, thank fuck that hasn't happened.
>>34215098No
>>34215098Idk lol I don't have sex
>>34215091>Depravity of the lewd vampireNot even in my top 20 female protag RPGM games.
>>34215098Yeah that sounds good
>>34215101>You are not a very trustworthy video game critic.It has the best writing out of any video game I've ever played, it's short and succinct >I played it two years ago and thought it was pretty great. Played the eckbawk port.The combat is a bore though and that's 99% of the game. It's based on D20 and you're just doing power etc etc attack over and over...
>>34215098how tf can you be bad at sex as a woman? isnt the whole thing about the man doing like 90% of the work, ive never heard of a woman being bad in bed.
>>34215050https://voca.ro/14vgFGT89X6B
Femanons must be ovulating again
>>34214890>I am so ashamed to admit it but I legit feel like i got cucked and emasculated by a piece of rubbery plastic.You absolutely should be ashamed of that. Women's sex toys don't work the same way as men's. Male sex toys are actually a substitute for sex. But women's *complement* sex. Obviously something like a clitoral vibrator gives you a sensation that is completely unlike anything a person can do to you, but that's the point: you're not trying to reproduce the sensation of sex, you're trying to feel something completely *different*.Not to mention the fact that a dildo can't kiss you, or put its arms around you. You don't ask a dildo to wear a T-shirt for two days before it goes on holiday so you can have something that smells of it while it's gone. It doesn't make you laugh. It doesn't kiss your neck. You can't run your hands over its chest, or taste the sweat on its neck, or rest your head on its chest and listen to its heart beating.You shouldn't regard toys as being a substitute for you, or a substitute for sex. They are something that adds to sex and enhances it. Think of yourself as fries and the toys as ketchup; or yourself as a hotdog and the toys as mustard. A hotdog may be better with mustard than without, but it doesn't make sense for the hotdog to feel cucked by the mustard.
>>34215098Paizuri doesn't really do anything for me, and I prefer missionary and doggy to being ridden, so probably.
I feel weird being a loner but also not being super into vidya :/
>>34215112https://youtu.be/QLPnHrR0EoA
>>34215112>10 minutes ExactlyI'll listen to it after I've finished my whole choon bro gave me a whole podcast
>>34215082>Women, would you leave your bf if futa became a real thing?I dont have a bf, futas are gross
>>34215116I don't really think you should write him off for that.You can't seriously believe that no women would feel similarly watching their man fuck an onahole shaped completely differently from them, can you?
>>34214964>When did you learn that women don't get horny, and that all their claims otherwise are lies?M. You really should have met one of my exes. I once made her come more than thirty times in ninety minutes. Two hours later she was horny again. Women get unbelievably horny, just not for you.
Plap
>>34215116>men reasonably carry some level of penis size insecurity>girl orgasms out of her mind on a penis that is comically massive compared to his>why are you le insecure!?not saying your overall point is wrong but exercise at least a bit of critical thinking if you're going to write an entire essay about sex toys.
>>34215107You make it really difficult to not hate you, even when I try my best to not shit on you.
>>34214969>are all women actually whoresSadly no.
>>34215123Lmao dude it's not worth listening to, I was being facetious and talking shitMy phone about to die though so I will soon have to return to the crib, tail between my legs
>>34215130>thirty timesLol, is that what she told you?
>>34215026>I have a eating a girl out fetish but all women just want to fuckPerhaps you're just not very good at eating them out?
>>34215133I don't even know who you are
>>34214868>princess carry him out of the gym for leg day so everyone is upsetti
>>34215098>Am I overall good in bed if I'm good at giving bj and paizuri but bad at riding a penis?That depends. How satisfying do you find doing those things?
>>34215124What's gross about futas? Not talking about trannies
>>34215142Nigga
desu when i got older i realized most women will let u fuck them if u just ask. women prefer directness.
>>34215103ME 2 was a huge disappointment.Turning an action RPG to a corridor shooter.
There is no scientific proof that straight women
>>34215098Are your tits truly huge enough that you're giving REAL paizuri instead of just pathetically smushing your c cups together and having him rub his thing on it?
>>34215148Fucking CIA killed him before he could drop a truth bomb
>>34214940I'd be fine with that. Not sure how normal I am.
>>34215125>You can't seriously believe that no women would feel similarly watching their man fuck an onahole shaped completely differently from them, can you?That was my point: male and female sex toys are completely different in that respect. Male toys replace sex; female toys add to it.
>>34215111My thoughts exactly. I don’t care if she can’t ride dick
Gyatt damn
>>34215135I'm listening to it rn are you manic atm
>>34215132>girl orgasms out of her mind on a penis that is comically massive compared to hisBut it's not a penis, and it's not designed to feel like one.
i deleted my runescape 3 account. time to restart on osrs. it's time.
>>34215148>>34215152There's no scientific proof that straight women existLol
>>34215136>Lol, is that what she told you?You can't fake chest flush.
>>34215156>Male toys replace sex; female toys add to it.You keep saying this but it's not true. It's just a cope you came up with so you don't feel like a gooner for using dildos by yourself even though it's the same thing as a guy using a fleshlight.
>>34215116>You don't like this artificial thing you can never measure up to, you should be ashamed Nah, respectfully kys. Being a goonette who takes monster cocks is one thing but don't act like it makes you better than everyone else
>>34215167>>34215169I'm a man, but whatever makes you feel better.
>>34215116>>34215156>>34215161Sounds like a woman telling her bf not to worry about the male friend she's definitely fucking on the side lol
>>34215156I'm still not convinced and think you're just refusing to empathize with that anon.
>>34215125>You can't seriously believe that no women would feel similarly watching their man fuck an onahole shaped completely differently from them, can you?Why would they? Do you really think women identify with their pussy shape/dimensions the way men do with penises? No girl would be insecure if their man fucked a piece of rubber. But because size and penetrative value exist with dildos, men get insecure about them being larger. Its literally all just copes to pretend that women dont like being deeply penetrated. Just get over it and accept it.
>>34215099>Dykes are so disgusting holy hellOh no! Random moid #2829517860 doesn't approve of my sexuality! It's so over.>>34215124>futas are grossBut it takes the best thing about men (dicks) and put them with the best thing about women (everything).>>34215139Let the man walk out of the gym with his arms feeling like noodles and his knees knocking like Bambi. It's a tried and true tradition.>>34215147Hard agree. There was a lot of good in it over the first game, but the gameplay wasn't one of them. The score was great, the characters were great (besides Jacob), and it felt a lot more narratively driven than ME1. But everything from the limited abilities to the armor options to thermal clips just felt like a step back. >>34215167>>34215169You both are objectively right.
World is hell, women prefer plastic & smut over real dicks and male hugs and kisses. Blackpilled again
So how do I live in a dreamstateWhen nothing is real when I’m awake
>>34215161>But it's not a penis..but it is. It is also explicitly designed for the exact function and use of a male sex organ. Why are you being so evasive and semantically dishonest here? It's a fucking peepee toy, good grief stop acting like a flared tip or something makes it a whole new thing.
>>34215171LMFAO that's even worse, embarassing. I thought you were fucking jh
>>34215177GrossMental illness is a scourge
>>34215008>>34215060>>34215074Wait, are you guys joking or could that actually be a biological woman? I'm retarded and she's my type if she's not a dude
>>34215175You're being really weird about this and putting a lot of words in my mouth.
>>34215187>I'm retardedSeems likely.Also, I like her nails.
>>34215187If you were serious then man are you fucking retarded, recalibrate your tranny detector
>>34215187That's obviously a real woman, brother.
>>34215187She looks very androgynous, so it's hard to tell, but the width of the hips has me inclined to believe she might be a biological woman. And I've seen some fat snappers in my time, so that bulge doesn't seem impossible, especially with how bony her hips seem to be.
Attractive femanons, when you’re surrounded with the opposite sex, are you worried they’ve fantasized about you or even think about asking you out? Does it make you uncomfortable that people may be very aware of your existence (maybe even in a sexual way) when you’re around simply because of your looks?What about attractive male anons?
i tried to make a $5,000 transaction for new pc and my card declined even tho i have $50,000 in the bank???? maybe money is just an illusion
>>34215199Gay
>>34215199You probably have a limit set. You can change it in the banking app or something
>>34214873Honestly very sexy.>>34214881>what do you even want from beefy, well spoken quantum physicist when you first meen one?Nothing much, probably for him to leave me alone. I don't really care about most men that much.
the amount of sexual insecurity I see makes me wonder if cuckoldry is some sort of evolutionary coping mechanism for males that dont find mates.
>>34215089>would be polyI thought poly were born this way though
>>34215141>How satisfying do you find doing those things?Giving bj and paizuri? Very satisfyingRiding dick? Can be satisfying for one or two minutes, then I get tired>>34215151They can cover the penis, yes
>>34215196>She looks very androgynous,I hate that this is where we're at in current year
>>34215206To actually be a cuck you have to find a mate. Real life cucks are more successful than the average sexless man kek
>>34215151>tfw dick is so small that both of the 2 women I've been with in my life could totally swallow my dong with their breastsi like the kinky aspect of it but its also somewhat bittersweet for that reason
>>34215197When I was in the Army, most of thr guys in my unit and that I hung out with made a pass at me. I've learned to take it in stride because they've been good friends to me regardless. The fact of the matter is that men don't have particularly high standards and like picking the path of least resistance. Men will take sex when freely given, and just because a man would have sex with you, it doesn't mean that he wants anything romantic or that he's not really your friend. That's just how they're wired.
>>34215082No, ew.>>34215197I wouldn't say I'm the most attractive, but in general yeah. I feel uncomfortable thinking people are sexually attracted to me and I often think about it when I pick out clothes, make up, hair, etc.
>>34215192Yeah they look great for back scratches>>34215193>>34215194M-my bad haha, thanks frens>>34215196Yeah but the angling almost looks like she's trying to hide broad shoulders as well which threw me off. But yeah I love androgynous girls/tomboys so I'm always on edge. Very tranny-adjacent territory.
>>34215211I'd rather be a virgin forever than do that shit, holy cope
“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.”Wait, it's all me experiencing myself?
>>34215211Well obviously but my point is the psychosexual component. Even if you're a virgin, if you're jerking to cuckold-style content you're still operating on the same weird masochistic fetish level the men doing it irl are.
>>34215208Out of courtesy, I am not going to ask for your bj tech details, but I don't think riding is that important.As a guy there are a ton of other positions I live too.But, if you got nice titties, having you slowly ride me while I'm sitting down and I can munch on your tits is nice. It's incredibly stimulating.
Where to find women who like strategy games like stellaris or civ? Most "gamer girls" are into COD, Fortnite, Valorant, Stardew Valley, or some other slop
>>34215217You should message her and say "I thought you were a man at first haha, what are you hiding under that bulge?"
>>34215216What kind of stuff do you wear
>>34215223Probably communities for those games on reddit.
>>34215220*Twilightzone music
>>34215220Always has been. I always have very vivid hallucinations about 4chan/pepe when I'm on psychedelics.
>>34215228Lol
>>34215224I may be retarded but I have manners
>>34215006You went way past "When I say jump, you say 'How high?"
What does it mean if I keep having dreams about 4chan with extremely detailed posts and plotlines and my first thought when I wake up is "where's my phone, I gotta reply"?
>>34215199Call your bank to notify them so they don't automatically decline it.>>34215207>I thought poly were born this way thoughNo, we all make active choices in regards to our sexuality, especially in that regard. Only finding the same sex attractive is a far, far cry from not being able to love just one person because you're a slut.>>34215223>Where to find women who like strategy games like stellaris or civ?I like strat, but I also like AAA slop too.
How to deal with disrespectful POC gays and trannies? The kind who will harass and make disrespectful comments about your bf to your face because they know you can’t beat the shit out of them as a woman. These people are disrespectful to levels no woman would dare to be and if you respond they either accuse you of LGBTphobia or of being scared of a man stealing my bf
>>34215226>redditkys
Being a cuck is still better than being single, you can get raunchy handjobs even if things are extremely bleak
>>34215235You spend a bit too much time here.
>>34215199>>34215202Yeah you probably have a fraud limit set like most accounts. That no number phone call was them checking on you.
>>34215232NtaJust send her "I see you're serving cunt".
>>34215236So where do I find you?
>>34215237Ignore them and just let them show their asses to other people.Not worth the hassle. They're losers.
Women are far more predisposed to being aroused and attracted by incestwhy is that?
>>34215239god no
>>34215237Insult them in ways that don't pertain to their sexuality or gender identity. I made a butch lesbian cry by calling her fat. And fatphobia isn't real, so you can't get canceled for it.
i aint calling no fucking bank. its MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW
>>34215239Being an unwilling cuck is literally the only thing more cucked than having a fetish for it.
>>34215246DDLG stuff is more likely to be wanted by men.
>>34215239This is so funny
>>34215249Call JG Wentworth
>>34215177>tfw straight women that look like this don't exist
>>34215249Well, you probably do need to call them unless you have a structured settlement and need cash now.
>>34215251Not my experience and in popular media its the women who praise incestous relationships
>>34215254Nigga you want a boyfriend
>>34215225Dresses, skirts, blouses, sweaters, jeans. Pic rel would be a pretty typical outfit for me. Nothing particularly sexy but often feminine things.>>34215238If you know any other communities that cater to specific videogames you may look there, but usually reddit has the largest one.
>>34215257men who are unwilling to accept that they're just gay are insufferable. I honestly dont even think bisexuality exists, just men unwilling to stop lying to themselves/eachother.
>>34215249what happened drilla? do you need money rn?unironically I can paypal u>>34215199I gots no idea g maybe ring emI have -£1500 in bank rn lol but more in cash under mattress
>>34215247Wdym god no? Sex is sex>>34215250Being a cuck isn't actually cucked if it's the best option you have to get laid. Then you're just doing it cuz you're horny>>34215252Wdym funny? Funny how?
>>34215259No, women are too beautiful for everyone to not at least be bisexual
>>34215257liking muscular women isn't gay
>>34215254Really is funny how 95% of female athletes are lesbians
>>34215256>Not my experiencelmaoLook up basically any porn site and how much male-centered "daddy" stuff you find.Most women just do it as part of being submissive and wanting to make their man horny.
>>34215177Yeah, this gross on multiple levels. Not only does that style look bad on her, it exudes arrogance and insecurity. She looks very unpleasant to be around, exactly the kind of person who takes advantage of being a woman to get away with being a bad person.
Why do jews love eating kids?
>>34215265or there's something to sigmund frauds theory that women want to fuck their dads
>>34215262This is 2010s tumblr horseshit and I doubt most bisexual people would even agree with you
>>34215145really?>>34215160no not manic at all lol (when I'm manic you'll fucking know xD)I'm really sorry I wanted to record more vocas and sing songs and stuff but my old piece of shit phone died. so I had to come home and phone on charge rn luckily my roommates didn't get mad. I would get a new phone but I have no money, shit sux man. I gave my ex more money lol she prolly will never repay me tho
>>34215261Lmao
>>34215270Some do, but many more men sexually abuse their daughters.
>>34215276>but many more men sexually abuse their daughters.thats due to the difference in size and strenghtif women were physically capable of raping their dads, the stats would be the other way around
>>34215254Good news my nigga, women like that don't exist period, so lesbians don't get shit either. Look at any video taken in a lesbian bar, almost all of them are pudgy tiny little thing. This may be Fox-Grapes type shit, but two explanations exist for that photo:1. Photoshop/ai of some dudes fetish.2. she's fit once a year after a cut and took that photo, in reality she is 5'0 and doesn't actually dress like that day to day.You, you, and men and lesbians as monoliths as a matter of fact, and me, are all porn addicts who goon to cartoons so we lament that most people are not easily fuckable personalities that are deeply unrealistic.Go outside.
>>34215263Yeah it is
>>34215278Ok, weirdo.
>>34215145I was gonna say really lol cause desu all the baddies I dated made the first move. I would love to make a move on a woman but I just have zero game whatsoever I'm such a loser. Also I'm totally broke rn and a drug addict fml
>>34215265Ginormous difference between being called daddy and what ddlg actually isLike the difference between watching a football game and jerking odd to bnwo porn
>>34215199Stop stealing from people
>>34215261we have officially reached the point where "cucked" as a form of general derision has now superseded the actual, literal definition of cuckoldry itself.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>34215288Lint trap
>>34215239>Being a cuck is still better than being singleIf you're not into it, it sounds like utter hell. Pity handjobs while being emotionally abused does not sound like a good time to me.>>34215246>Women are far more predisposed to being aroused and attracted by incest>why is that?Not sure about that, but if it were true, it may have to do with trauma response, since women experience interfamiliar sexual abuse several times more than men.>>34215253>Call JG WentworthI HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT, BUT I NEED CASH NOWWWW>>34215254>tfw straight women that look like this don't existYeah, but it's not like the lesbian community is full of them. It's mostly femmes that people think are straight, butches that look like men, and that weird "I know you're a lesbian at a glance because of the plaid flannel, but you have all of the appeal of wet cardboard" type lesbian that seems to be most common. >>34215263>liking muscular women isn't gayLiking people who take care of themselves should be the bare minimum.>>34215266>it exudes arroganceConfidence, and it's hot. But just like Ruby Rose, she does give off fuckboy energy.
Valentine's Day2 weeksTrust the plan
If I was at Troyit would still be aroundjust saying
>>34215290>people who take care of themselvesNigga, this basically self harm
>>34215290posting Rhea is just cheating
>>34215066Act 3 is the weakest part, a lot of people stop there. Maybe one day Larian Studios will make a game that won’t end in a city. Everyone’s least favorite environment. How many hours do you have?? I have so so many in Elden Ring
>>34215290>and it's hotIt's not. It looks stupid and performative.
>>34215299BEING HOT IS LITERALLY BEING PERFOMATIVE
>>34215299I'm with this guy, she looks like a characiture of masculinity that she doesn't know anything about
>>34215296Do you think she's into anal or getting tied up?
>>34215290>>34215302NTA but it's literally a photo shoot you fucking dumbass morena chimpanzee, like I said earlier women like this are exaggerated fetish for both straight men and lesbians that no real human being can ever keep up daily.
>>34215290Cuckoldry is only emotional abuse if you're weak willed and unable to stand up for yourself. Who's really the victim, the person who plays along for sex or the partner who thinks they are in control
>>34215291Can't wait for Valentine's day.
>>34215302Makes me want to spit my yolk out
>>34215306Prollyfit girls are always submissive
>>34215303Exactly. The same sorts of people also tend to be very rude and insecure in person.
>>34215311Anything good going on?
>>34215197I wouldn't call myself attractive in the face but my clothed body attracts some attention.>are you worried thatNot particularly>Does it make you uncomfortable that people may be very aware of your existenceNah. What's uncomfortable is when I've made eye contact with someone who's staring, looked away, and when I look back he's still staring. I can't be afraid of/uncomfortable around every single man outside I'm looking for concerning signals like staring at me. Then I might try to leave. So long as their attraction to me remains their problem and they don't make it mine I'm not bothered.
>>34215291I'm single, don't have a date and will probably be going to the movies alone. B)
>>34215309I thought the whole appeal of NTR was the fear of all the love and affection you give being overpowered by the raw sex of a "better" man?
>>34215291>Valentine's Day>2 weeks>Trust the planThere is no plan.
>>34215291I'll probably be bartending on Valentine's Day, getting fucked up and being miserable as always. Must be fucking nice to be a normie innit lol.
>>34215319Why would you go out alone on Valentine's day?
>>34215319That isn't a bad date. Make the most of it, get a giant soda and your favorite candy?
>>34215321The plan is to wing it.
>>34215315Usually they're just compensating for something
What did he do wrong?
I need a bump of coke so bad my niggas tsc icl
>>34215330idk bc he left out all the other deets lol>>34215331I can hook you up my drilla where u @
>>34215317Nta but I love staring at pretty chicks on public transit. They're so cute and good looking
>>34215330Post a Twitter screenshot
>>34215319Same except I'm not going anywhere
>>34215323Why not? Beats sitting at home.I'll be on vacation in another city, and there's an independent theater that does 35mm screenings of old movies that's showing something I'd like to see that evening.>>34215325I'll probably just treat myself to a nice dinner beforehand, but I might get some popcorn.If I end up stumbling into having a date, I'm not gonna complain.
fuck it im dming dua lipa on all of her social media accounts.
>>34215332Poughkeepsie NY
>>34215333You might make me nervous on the bus.Not as nervous as the drug addict who refuses to sit down and insists on talking to me though. There are bigger issues than being stared at on public transit lol.
>>34215330He didn't say "That checks out because I was dying to meet you" and therefore failed the charisma check.
>>34215330I'd cum in his bussy
>>34215330I am so glad this is a fake tweet and women usually don't do this shit IRL, this is so fucking retarded.Men say this to explain that men are secondary citizens in gynocentric societies, no one wants flowers. No one. I am 99% sure if I brought flowers to a girl as a gift today they'd be pissed off I just gave them a chore for 3 days until the flowers die anyway because a bouquet of flowers dies anyway. It's stupid. Get them a specialty gift which you SHOULD know already, or chocolate, an item thats use value exceeds the social coding of older generations.
>>34215336>Beats sitting at homeIdk I think on that particular day I'd rather sit at home.Ah ok so it's a one time thing it's not like you could just go the day before instead.
>>34215340>You might make me nervousYeah I know but I'm ugly enough to do that without staring so fuck it. I don't talk to them or anything though or do drugs
>>34215346>Ugly enough to do that without staringYou'd be surprised. Unless your face looks like you lost a fistfight. The bus is like the one place you can look weird as fuck and as long as you aren't doing anything nobody cares.
>>34215336>Beats sitting at home.Does it though? You can have fun at home and be comfy
>>34215338based lmao her PR team will enjoy deleting that shit>>34215339soz bro I'm across the pondreal-talk I fucking hate having roommates and having to share a house lol. my life is so fucking shit. some dude just came over lol I don't even know him. I need to mindfulnessmaxx else I'm gonna lose it. I could go out to get some food but I'll prolly just g to bed on an empty stomach>>34215340I'm a drug addict but I talk to no one on the bus lolSorry that happened to you
ATOGA, what are your pronouns?
>>34215354fucking/hate/myself
>>34215354>what are your pronouns?Thou/thee/thy/thine.
>>34215253877-GET-FUCKED
>>34215355Only one of those three is a pronoun, but I guess that's a start.
>>34215316Spent way too much money on a weekend trip. I think he's going to love it.
>>34215352I do that all the time, and it's not like I'll be anywhere near home at the time anyways.
Who could it be knocking at my door?
>>34215354they/them and it/its
Chubby cheeks on a girl are so unbelievably underrated. The only girl I ever knew who had big fat adorable pinchable chipmunk cheekers was a druggie rave rat. Sad!
>>34215354Hunnay/Bunz>>34215358Based twinning shakespear enjoyer
>>34215354They/she/it
>>34215354AMABshe/her
Women what sound does a cat make
What’s the proper etiquette for farting in public areas without immediate access to a private space or bathroom? Should I be holding it in or silently passing the gas in intervals?
>>34215371Mine says "meh meh meh" and purrs.
>>34215371OHH LONG JOHN
>>34215371mrp>>34215373Silent crop dusting or directing it into a corner and quickly leaving the area.
>>34215359awwe you make me feel so blue
>>34215373Fart loudly so that everyone knows it is you. Display dominance.
>>34215375The Don Piano situation is crazy
>>34215370asian male asian boy?
>>34215373Lift legBrap as hard as you can, make a face like you're lifting furnitureTake an audible whiff and shout "woah, nelly, look out!"
>>34215373>Should I be holding it inYes.
Women, do you care if your boyfriend goes on hardcore gaming periods? He has other hobbies, has a life, etc, but maybe someday he wants everyone to fuck off so he can play Final fantasy 14 for the whole day. Is that fine with you, or is it a problem?
>>34215373>>34215384I love this website.
I did it to myself Tried to be someone else I let it tear me down and I’ll never be the same I did it to myself Tried to be someone else, and you didn’t notice till’ I finally got away
I didn't realize that in order to interact with women at all for the past 20 years you had to be friends with epstein. Women wtf?
>>34215366>>34215369What's up with people who are sometimes singular and sometimes plural?
I just found out that blue eyes are a sign of inbreeding lmao fuck my life>>34215381Assigned male at birth
>>34215389They're insane people.
>>34215389I don't know the gender of the person who delivers my mail. They are a singular person though. You're just bad with grammar I guess?
>>34215390Real, I have really light blue basically grey eyes, probably explains why I'm such a nutcase
>>34215385>maybe somedayHow often? He wants to do that once in three months, idgaf. Four times a week is a problem.
>>34215385I don't care if it's for a day. If we can't have a relationship because he's playing all day every day for weeks, yeah, that's annoying.
>>34215390>I just found out that blue eyes are a sign of inbreedingWhere the fuck did you read that, the Israel Times?
>>34215392"They" obviously can be used as a genderless pronoun in isolation, but if you're also asking to be referred to as "it", that makes "they" plural.
>>34215298>How many hours do you have?? I have so so many in Elden RingI said in my post, around 150h. :xI have 180h in ER, since I played through it once on my own occasionally cooping with a friend and then later played through it again with another person, helping her out.
>>34215385NAG but when I dated my ex, I stopped playing vidya entirely becase I spent all my time either making money at work or taking her outShe still dumped me in the endThen I got back into gaming and realised that games are 1000% better than real lifeFuck normies, stay gaming, game to the max. Play vidya until your eyes bleed.
>>34214852I got 55 (you)s on the previous thread :D
>>34215385I'd prefer a guy who isn't into it at all. I can't make myself care and I feel like a jerk when they want to talk to me about a game all excited and I would literally rather clean a toilet.
>>34215397NTA, but he means blue eyes are (generally) a recessive characteristic.
i believe everyone and everything is me
>>34215398You got your (you) and no one cares about this conversation let it go.
>>34215402How would you feel if his idea of a date as making you watch him rage at dark souls?
>>34215403>recessive genes = inbredUnfortunately if I call you the name you deserve to be called, I will receive another three day ban, so use your imagination
>>34215408Learn what "NTA" means.
the fact that the internet only seems to get traffic in cycles and people constantly repeat the same thing leads me to believe i am in a simulated world. it is not only likely, it is certain.
>>34215406>Flashbacks to 2011Let me just fucking kill myself real quick
>>34215409You're still steelmanning his retarded argument
Every time I smell cigarettes while on a walk, I think of her. I don't even like smokers, but I like her.I miss her :(
>>34215401based lol those are gr8 numbers>>34215404bro is enlightened>>34215410what defines a simulation? if god is real, aren't we all technically in a simulation?
State gender. What's the most disastrous date you've ever been on? Or if you've never been on a date, what's the most embarrassing rejection you've ever had?
>>34215413You should start smoking so you get desensitized to the smell and lose its association with her
>>34215415MI've only been on one date and it was nice.
>>34215413)): are you still in contact with her at all, do you talk?I hope both of you are ok
>>34215413>simping for some bitch with cancerous lungs, bad skin, and a brown furry tongueCouldn't be me>>34215415First time having a row with a BPD girl with a perfect body (by my standards) was pretty painful, but thankfully short-lived
>>34215415I once went on a walk with a woman who was a friend of a couple of my mutual friends, and at the end of it she gave me her phone number because I'm "her special friend" lol.She let me know that she never wears panties and I don't think I had a single thing to say the whole time. I was basically just>y-you too!the whole time lol
its actually so easy to get over heartbreak just find a better bitch. this is unironically the wisdom nobody ever gets. the reason you're so sad is because you know deep down in she didn't even love you.
>>34215412I told you my pronouns are she/her fucking weirdo
>>34215415F. I saw him texting other women while we were out together, and he made it clear we'd be splitting the 5€ bill.
>>34215416smoking is such a bad habit lol. I hate myself for being a smoker. I'm too broke rn to buy cigs so just vape but it's such a bad habit
>>34215424>xhe can afford vapeLook at mr moneybags over here
>>34215415M>like girl a lot>we are dating for 2 months>finally decide to have sex>we're both drunk>undress>pull out dick from underwear, fully erect>she laughs at it>have a panic attack and rush out of her house>we break up 3 days later
Starting to wholeheartedly believe poly freaks should be shot in the streetMaybe make an exception for JH's throuple since it's closed but everyone else should be marked for death
I really need to stop smoking but they really make life more tolerable (for now) nothing better than a cup of black coffee and a cigarette in the morning
>>34215430>nothing better than a cup of black coffee and a cigarette in the morningI can think of a few things
>>34215426I'm poor as fuck lol I have negative £1500 in my account. Some drilla just gave me some vapes in exhange for doing a favour>>34215430It's comfy and wholesome but dude just cut the cig and enjoy the coffee
>>34215421>the reason you're so sad is because you know deep down in she didn't even love you.That was the hardest part about "getting over" the last woman I dated.We were together for a little shy of four years and lived together for most of that time, so I was kinda devastated at the realization that she loved my half of rent more than she ever loved me.I felt very insecure and unlovable for years afterwards.
>>34215428Based
solipsism is obviously true because i can prove im dreaming
>>34215427If it makes you feel any better I laugh when I'm nervous, I'm not laughing at the guy.
>>34215432>in exhange for doing a favour>>34215436How so?
>>34215415MHave never been on a dateWould rather be waterboarded than have to go on a date
>>34215436sopilism is true because i'm the only conscious being in the universe and someone as pathetic as you couldnt actually exist
>>34215415>What's the most disastrous date you've ever been on?probably when I went on a third date with a gorgeous french girl. many years ago now. she was wayy out of my league desu but drove me around and seemed very enthusiastic.she wanted to go for dinner at a fancy place near hers. I was super nervous so drank way too much before the date. I ended up making a big fool of myself and bumping the table. then was sick outside and some puke went on her shoes.needless to say that was the last date. I still feel fucking bad now but whatever dude
>>34215442Put your solips on this dick lmao
>>34215415not really a date but somebody gave my number to a girl but i was scared and blocked her
>>34215433>very insecure and unlovableNta but holy shit that's a mood. Like what do you mean you spent a whole year with me and told me you loved me and now I find out you don't enjoy my personality and you'd rather be alone?
>>34215437it doesnt
>>34215433>>34215447Never had a gf, only ever hooked up with girls mostly out of fear of this. How do i prevent this from happening?
>>34215446Dudes cockblocking themselves will never not be funny.
The good thing about being old and fat as a femoid is that you'll never ever get forced to massage some rich dudes feet.
>>34215431I'm listening>>34215432>It's comfy and wholesome but dude just cut the cig and enjoy the coffeeyeah I really need to quit smoking, I've been smoking for 9 months at this point
>>34215415MI can honestly say, neither.No date or rejection ever went really bad.
>>34215447Right? I hated myself for it. My self-esteem was in the gutter for a long time afterwards.I put up with a lot of pretty awful shit from that woman, too.She was a friend I knew growing up who I initially rejected, but we got together after college.That aspect of the situation made me feel even dumber, as if my inner child knew better than my extremely foolish young adult mind.
>>34215430I miss cigarettes. I have dreams in which I smoke even if I quit smoking years ago lol
>>34215453Don't rush into cohabitation like I did, no matter how well you know the woman.If we hadn't moved in together during the first year of our relationship, I probably would've broken up with her much sooner than I did.Just have self-respect and maintain your boundaries.Compromise is an important part of a healthy relationship, but that comes from mutual respect, not constantly bending over backwards for a woman because you're afraid you're not enough or that she'll leave you a lonely man.
>>34215454i was in middle school lol
>>34215456>been smoking for 9 months at this pointthat's not too bad but yeah the sooner the better g xx you will feel better afterwards I promise
>>34215452You've got to work on your self esteem at least to the point that you feel comfortable asking for confirmation instead of just assuming the worst.>>34215453>How do I preventI mean, you don't. I laugh when I'm nervous. There's no way to not be nervous when having sex with someone for the first time.
>>34215455That's my type though
>>34215415Mnever was on a datehad one rejection, that makes it the worst rejection
knowing dua lipa is a whore makes me like her even more desu.
>>34215464>You've got to work on your self esteem at least to the point that you feel comfortable asking for confirmationshe laughed and said "im sorry i just expected something else" and immediately tried to apologize and call it cute looking as I left please stop projecting yourself over other peoples' experiences you dumbfuck NPC
>>34215468>call it cute lookingLmao
Need a ex pornstar gf as a status symbol
>>34215428>implying they won't set up a freeuse hole in the wall sooner or later
>>34215458>initially rejected, but got together afterDamn, sounds like my first boyfriend. Your inner 12 year old may not be smart but they know who you are and what you will or won't like lol.
>>34215470Need an ex pornstar gf as an outlet for my fucked up fetishes
>>34215467is she?? I mean based if true but I don't think she talked about her sex life no?
>>34215470Status symbol as a cuckold?
>>34215467idk who that issome pornstar?
>>34215459they're nice, a friend told me they're not as dangerous as everyone says but eh I don't know, I really should quit smoking soon
Femanons, what is your interest level in receiving anal sex?
>>34215475Nope, it's a symbol of chadness, just like femboy bf is a symbol of chadness and not a symbol of being gay
>>34215468That's still a nervous laugh. A woman alone with a guy she's about to fuck is never going to purposely laugh at him that's fucking stupid.She did clarify so there was no need for you to ask, but my point stands. You need to be able to ask why they laughed.
>>34215464I didn't ask about sex, I asked about a woman silently falling out of love with you and growing spiteful after years of dating until one day she hits you with a surprise "its over"
>>34215478it makes you smell bad and your teeth yellow
>>34215462they do make me feel way better compared to when I used to take anti depressants
Folk
>>34215481>"im sorry i just expected something else">You need to be able to ask why they laughed?Do you legitimately have autism? Not insulting you but these are the words of an autistic individual.
>>342154790 unless you mean having my asshole licked
I want gf who says she wants 3 kids but secretly wants 10
Folx
>>34215484ok well as long as you don't need the meds anymore xI sound like a hypocrite but i hope you can find better habits than smoking xx you don't need it>>34215485yolkwhat's good g>>34215483this lol. women used to often compliment me on my teeth (in my country the bar is not exactly set high tho) and ask if I used whiteners etc. not so much these days. prolly from all the smoking and drug abuse and not being able to afford dentist. it really does take a toll on ya .
>>34215482Oh my bad for some reason I thought this >>34215427 was the top linked post in yours.Same answer though, you don't. You can't control how other people feel you can only control yourself. So don't put up with being treated like shit but there's just no way to know what other people are really thinking. Kinda sucks.
>>342154792. I would never do it but I sometimes fantasize about it.
>>34215487You'll have to do all the prep though
>>34215488that was my ex lol (well not secretly but she wanted a lot of kids, she had like 14 siblings) and it scared the shit out of me lol, as a crazy cat uncle who doesn't want kidsthis is really something you need to discuss very early in dating so you don't waste each others' time
>>34215483what if I go to the dentist?
>>34215494I can take a bath
>>34215490>I sound like a hypocrite but i hope you can find better habits than smokingyeah I do need to find a better habit that's true
>>34215498ya bromaybe chewing/bubble gum? or playing wordle or whatever normies dodesu we gon die anyway but yeah smoking does take a toll. my grandfather was a massive alcoholic and schizo, yet the smoking is what killed him first lol. bro died in his 40s I think from emphysema or whatever.
>>34215486>She clarified so you didn't need to ask in that situationCan you readIt's the words of a woman who's had too many guys react with cruelty when I've giggled because we're about to fuck. I'm honed in on a different aspect of this conversation than you are. If you're not interested in discussing what I'm trying to respond with you know you don't have to right? I can only speak from my own experience. I'm not really interested in talking about your tiny dick.
>>34215500oh fuck in his 40s? damnoh speaking of bubble gum I did find out the other day it actually did help me stop smoking but uh I ran out of bubble gum, I guess I just like having something in my mouth (please don't take that out of context)
>>34215496itll go right back to yellow as long as you keep smokingjust quit
>>34215497You want my mouth on your asshole but you won't clean the inside?
>>34215505I'm not forcing you
>>34215503>just like having something in my mouth (please don't take that out of context)lmaoo nah I get you, oral fixation type thingsounds gay af but maybe gum or lollipops can help you out there g>fuck in his 40s? damnwell for my family's track record that's actually a good age to live to lmao
>>34215502Your opinion is worthless and retarded, i dont care about your desperate need to defend anything and everything someone does because shes a hecking woman.
>>34215504ok ok I get it, I'll stop smoking >>34215508I think I'll try chewing gum, not a fan of lollipops>well for my family's track record that's actually a good age to live to lmaodamn really?
State Gender What are you listening to?
>be foid>want [trait] in a man and [thing] from relationship>find man with [trait] who also wants [thing] from relationship>get ick>fuck random chad instead and cry that he doesn't want to wife me upLe sigh I hate my unwholesome life!!!!!!!!
>>34215415She brought a friend without telling me
>>34215511yeah give it a go <3 I used to be a bubblegum fiend lol blowing bubbles and stuff while skating. ADHD gang. actually maybe try skating <3>>34215512I'm exporting a cumpilation of my demos from the past week or so for anon in past bread lol
Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate
>>34215516I'm checking out of society but checking into FL Studio and Ableton
Women, have you ever not gotten over an ex?
>>34215516I hate that I'm doing this kinda when I absolutely hate the right. I just find it incredibly hard to get my life together.
>>34215518>her last name is cocksIt never even began for her, wasting away on substack is a pretty good note to end it on desu
Seems like the white guy at work is checking me out :)))
>>34215418Oh she's fine, last I heard of her, she was dating another guy. Haven't heard from her in two weeks. It's over
>>34215521You gonna let him use your bussy?
>>34215521cute lol <3 y'all chatted or anything>>34215522I'm glad she's good but also sorry bro <3 try to distract yourself and let time pass. it will get easier
>>34215512Mbauhaus and nine inch nails
>>34215512my dad waching tv from another roomi can only hear the "S" sounds
>>34215515at some point I wanted to try skating but the thought of braking my bones made me not want to try it lolalso surprisingly I don't have ADHD
>>34215509An explanation of why someone does something is well within the sphere of normal advice. You just want to complain so here you go, another post to respond to.
>>34215512>What are you listening to?A new Noah Kahan song just dropped a couple days ago and I love ithttps://youtu.be/wk5P5nV_3wI
>>34215518I am currently not over an ex. But it's only been like a month and a half.
>>34215518Why should women get to define masculinity when men don't get to decide what feminity is?
>>34215530>surprisingly I don't have ADHDlol not too surprising, we all built different <3yeahh I mean you can wear protection (not that kind ;v) and stuff but shit is dangerousanyway... stay safe and well>damn really?I won't bore you now but yeah my family's track record is very dark. lots of young suicides and drug overdoses. probably explains why I'm so fucked in the head
>>34215532>give stupid response>get called stupid>lash out and pretend like anyone was asking for your advice in the first placelol, i was sharing an embarrassing story because i thought people might find it funny, and you wanted to feel smart by giving your unsolicited corny ass advice. get bent retard
>>34215539>lash outThat's ironicFeels like you've got one more, let it out.
>>34215512eSports casters waiting for a player to come back who has connection issues.
>>34215512here's a cumpilation of most unreleased demos I've recorded the past week or sohttps://voca.ro/1gXykjImSIMDalmost 3hrs of madness lolmusic will always live on and nourish the soul...there's more music out there than ever thanks to the wonders of the intrawebs. you just need to find what resonates with you.big love! <3
wait so why are balkan women whores? are they just born this way?
>>34215547some are whores and some are notthey may be pure or may be thotbalkan bitchez are bad as they comewatch your back or you are done...
>>34215543
What does it feel like when someone loves you romantically?
>>34215512https://youtu.be/_yy6iCijmJI?si=Da_uQPulbONAQXSy&t=1683
Went to my first therapy and she says I do a lot of rumination I like her but it worries me that she's only a year older than me. I didn't like explaining to a peer how much of a loser I am but she was nice and I'll go to her again
>>34215552M, also. My b
>>34215550Mno ideaill tell you when it happensha ha ha
>>34215512F. A youtube video about an autist who analizes the trailer of Jet Lag the game.
>>34215554you're not a "loser" dude just a guy with some issues like the rest of usshe's right lol rumination is a big factor in depression and suchshe sounds nice and you should be proud of yourself for going, and see her again
>>34215547slavic women are just evil
>>34215554Hell yeah, glad to hear it went well.
>>34215512F. Buzzing.
>>34215415MWhen I fell for the trans meme and met up with a tranny. I actually thought it would be just like dating a real girl, but within the first 5 seconds of seeing them irl, I immediately regretted it. I just wanted to leave, but I didn't want to be mean so I just stuck around for the whole date pretending like it was going well, then dumped them when I got home. It makes me cringe every time I think about it. Now any time I get the idea that maybe trannies aren't so gay, I think back to this day, and now I know better.
