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Tomboy Edition

Previous >>34234012
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How can I get a Filipino gf with big tits in the US?
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>>34237516
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Women who watch heterosexual porn, do you prefer scenes with men who have average dicks or big ones?
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>>34237523
Islander Asians are objectively better.

>>34237516
Hawaii has a ton of Filipinos. There are also quite a few here in Texas.
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Where do I meet clingy gf
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>>34237525
I don't have much of a preference. Big looks better during penetration but makes oral look goofy.
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Have you ever gone on a date with somebody you are not physically attracted to? Matched with a really intelligent women, but I don't know if I am attracted or not.
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>>34237525
Average
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Why do female swimsuits get smaller and smaller overtime, whereas men's swimsuits have just been a pair of shorts for decades?
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Should we repeal the 19th amendment?
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>>34237544
foids don't want to see more of the average man and gay men only make up max 2% of the population
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>>34237529
I’m in Texas too but where do I find them?
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Women, how do I make you love me?
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Olympic Figure Skating free dance is on now
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>>34237548
No. Declaration of female independence.
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>>34237525
I don't watch normie porn. I do like SPH though.
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>>34237544
You could ask that same question about pretty much any article of clothing
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>>34237533
you dont
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>>34237554
Boring
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>>34237557
NTR and cuckshit too?
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>>34237525
real

I didn't even get to the nudes stage but I deleted a girl from snapchat because I felt she was trying way harder than me in all of her lustrous snaps to me and I got "a bad feeling" about it. I dunno if it was the right call or not but I just have to accept my decision.
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I probably would have went to Epstein's island ngl
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I hate Olympics bros, all these people are on top of their life, fucking in the village their brains out... Even the olympic losers are having a better time than us onlookers. Even seeing the sporters just hug their friends and family regardless of winning or losing completely rips me apart.
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>>34237529
>>34237551
where my DFW homies at?
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>>34237557
>woman into SPH
is it like a sadism thing where you want to see them suffer or what
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>>34237569
You would've never gotten invited, you're a nobody.
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>>34237525
I've seen my sister's porn history before and it's just normal sized dick dudes moaning loudly while fucking a toy. Women really don't be gooning like we do, it's all such boring vanilla shit.
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>>34237557
Vaginismus Anon?
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>>34237579
>I've seen my sister's porn history
did you blackmail her? haha
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>>34237579
>it's just normal sized dick dudes moaning loudly while fucking a toy.
Weird
>Women really don't be gooning like we do, it's all such boring vanilla shit.
That doesn't seem vanilla
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>>34237567
>NTR and cuckshit too?
No not really, I find that kind of stuff boring.
>>34237574
I'd say it's a mixture of me finding small penises cute, and enjoying boys being submissive and embarrassed.
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>>34237552
How about you start counter measures for the kidnapped old lady of that journalist?
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>>34237579
You should make a video for her
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Is lingerie empowering to women? Should lingerie be outlawed?
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>>34237589
What about that doesn't seem vanilla
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>>34237573
Austin :)
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>>34237572
>oh no im imagining pretty people having sex this is soo blackpilling my life is totally changed now
are incels really like this? no wonder they get so easily influenced by joe rogan
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>>34237590
Would you like that in a partner or is it more of a pure realm-of-fantasy-only type of thing? theres a lotta stuff im into but would never seek in a real lover.
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>>34237557
Self-propelled howitzers?
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>>34237597
cringe + youre gay
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>>34237598
Yet mysteriously it doesn't apply to the porn they goon to? Why have we not banned porn?
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>>34237590
But SPP gets the same thing doesn't it? After all most men with small dicks are probably deeply submissive and embarrassed anyway. Why humiliate them more?
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>>34237579
your sisters just a normie desu - or she hasnt found the good stuff.
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Femanons, do you like listening to erotic audios of men degrading themselves? If not, what about them degrading you?
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>>34237604
Who is we?
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>>34237599
I'd say it's more the latter. I like a lot of femdom hentai, but I tend to be pretty submissive in the bedroom in real life.
>>34237605
>After all most men with small dicks are probably deeply submissive and embarrassed anyway. Why humiliate them more?
Because I was bullied by boys growing up and this is my revenge.
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>>34237509
>tfw no tomboy gf to play vidya and shoot guns with
why live
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>>34237584
why would he? weirdo
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>>34237604
>Why have we not banned porn?
Not like bans work given how much Chinese porn I see on twitter every day
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>>34237551
>I’m in Texas too but where do I find them?
There are a bunch in the metroplex. A lot of hapas too. I know Houston has a bunch of Asians, but I'm not sure how many Filipinos.

>>34237573
>where my DFW homies at?
In DFW. Don't come to my house.

>>34237594
>Should lingerie be outlawed?
"Should women wear more clothes?"
Shut up, faggot.
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>>34237605
wtf does being small have to do with being submissive and embarrassed lmao, my dick is small and i have normal sex completely fine. its just a body part not a psychological profile dude
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>>34237610
Your answer made me laugh. You're alright.
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>>34237526
So why are the men "gestating", anon? Sounds kinda gay and feminine, anon.
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>>34237572
Maybe you should use their success as motivation to improve your own life instead of bitching and moaning about it and giving yourself an excuse to be mediocre
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>>34237616
>Don't come to my house
aight then where are we meeting? i was planning to head to the colony or southlake this weekend
also where do i make friends around here haha
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Men, would you date a woman with sexual trauma who is afraid of sexual intimacy.
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>>34237623
No, sorry
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>>34237623
no, i dont date used goods
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>>34237609
Everyone on earth, 34 countries have it correct. Monetizing this is evil.
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>>34237623
yes but only because I'm thinking of my ex
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>>34237623
depends on what that means, thats a broad statement and position to be in. could mean a lot of things
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>>34237594
I'm not trans/dysphoric at all but man do I think I'd be okay having a dick when seeing this type of clip
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>>34237623
I could try. But I also don't want to have sex before marriage, and I also don't want to end up in a sexless marriage because of said trauma.
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>>34237610
I'm a guy who likes sph even though my dick isn't small because I like women being mean.
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>>34237621
I'm too old to improve sadly, best I can hope is to outlive others and get to a position in which I can cause maximum amount of misery.
>>34237598
>>34237604
Nobody likes seeing successful people, at least girls in porn are trafficked which is nice
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>>34237529
>Islander Asians
You mean japs?
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>>34237623
Yes
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>>34237623
Yes. I have a low libido and I don't care about sexual intercourse that much. As long as we have hugging, kissing, cuddling and h*ndh*lding, I'm good.
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>>34237594
we know you just post this to goon. eliminate the male gaze
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>>34237525
Women wish their nudes looked like this, when in reality it's always a mirror selfie and with clothes and junk all over the floor. Guys nudes also never have face, it's just a POV looking down at the dick.
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>>34237626
What if she was molested/groped/harassed and not raped?
>>34237629
Meaning you'd have to work with her and be extremely patient during sex
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>>34237634
based
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>>34237635
>I'm too old to improve sadly
Don't give me that. Tolkien started writing the Hobbit when he was 38 and didn't finish it until he was 45.
>Nobody likes seeing successful people
You are projecting
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>>34237623
M
I've tried but it ultimately doesn't work, sex is an important part of a relationship.
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>>34237643
yeah i could handle that. the only red line would be total inability to ever have sex or something like this
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>>34237622
We can hit up Fogo de Chao by the airport
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>>34237623
>a woman with sexual trauma
Thats basically all women though, so yeah
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>>34237610
What are your thoughts on short men with average penises? Would you engage in S.M.H. (small moid humiliation) for manlets?
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>>34237643
>What if she was molested/groped/harassed and not raped?
she wasn't even raped and got trauma from simply being touched? she has to basically be perfect in every other way because her mental fortitude is definitely not up to par. but yeah I'll be patient with sex, it's not a big deal.
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Weird, I like seeing men suffer in anime but I find men mostly unappealing irl, and also don't find it hot that men are into women being mean. I think I might be into sadism but without caring for the masochism part, somehow.
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women, what are your thoughts on males who have a foot fetish?
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>>34237650
Nah, height humiliation is boring. I would be willing to extend my penis humiliation to moids with phimosis though.
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>>34237637
Yes, but I meant Filipinos, Indonesians, etc.
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>>34237627
Taking away the livelihood of millions of women on Only Fans seems cruel..
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This italian skating couple is cute
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>>34237635
They are successful if their product is selling, moron. Men cheering women getting robbed. Tsk, men ought to get robbed more.
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>>34237655
I've seen so much degenerate hentai in my life that foot fetishes are pretty tame to me at this point.
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>>34237648
is it actually good? upscale brazilian all you can eat sounds too good to be true
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>>34237596
Haven't heard a lot of women watch solo male particularly with a pocket pussy
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This is pretty much the same reason why I ragebait women on the internet all day
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>>34237623
Absolutely not. I don't want to be tied to someone who doesn't confidently want to have sex with me.
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>>34237656
It's over for short men with average penises. JBT wins again.
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>>34237634
A bit off topic but your post made me think of something; I knew a real weirdo type black dude in college. He broke up with a girl for something and she leaked a bunch of his discord/text logs as revenge (idk what he did I think he cheated or some shit)

He was into all sorts of BNWO NTR raceplay type of content. He was obsessed with roleplaying as a white guy in the fantasies and she went along with it for him in the discord DMs. He ended up transferring to a different school to finish his degree after the social fallout happened.
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>>34237645
Tolkien did a lot of things before he wrote the hobbit anon. And you know I do have role models, I've really started to seeing myself in Epstein, if I ever become anything that's the man I'm going to emulate
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>>34237654
thats kinda hot
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>>34237666
That didn't answer my question at all
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>>34237630
I want to have a big professional photoshoot of my future wife doing stuff like this then hanging a bunch of harry potter style picture/clips of it in my man cave so that my love for her can never fade
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>>34237671
So he would roleplay as a white guy at the start and then a black guy (him) cucking the white guy?
I don't get it? What's the problem?
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>>34237671
so this nigga was self inserting as a white dude getting cucked by another nigga? what the fuck
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>>34237671
Maybe he just liked pretending to be the humiliated party even though he wasn't. I don't think I'd like sph if my dick actually was small, but since it's not I can just enjoy it as a fantasy.
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>>34237667
Gender, how would you handle this situation?
M
I think I would stop comforting him after a while, it might be teaching him the wrong lesson by him thinking Im always going to be there when he gets scared
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>>34237653
Kids get trauma from small stuff that adults know how to cope with, anon
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>>34237671
NTA but I had a phase where I was jerking it to ai chat bots doing ERP raceplay shit between two races of which I am neither. I think it was just out of boredom (AI ERP a few years ago was pretty bad and repetitive- it's probably better now- and the only way to make it interesting was to do extreme content)

That's fucking funny though.
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>>34237678
>he needs sexual photos of his wife at her prime to ensure his love never fades
yikes. do not ever tell your future wife the real reason you want that photoshoot.
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>>34237688
why not
I will tell her to cosplay as herself on our wedding night every anniversary
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Something weird happened to my wife
Sex with her used to be boring, lights off, under the sheets and she was basically just lying there
Last week she started initiating, riding my dick, wants to keep the lights on, wants me to fuck her from behind and gives spontaneous blowjobs outside of bedroom. She also started talking during sex, like "you like that", "I love you" and "you're perfect".
Is it normal for women to suddenly become this better in bed after like 8 years together?
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>>34237685
i was ACTUALLY raped and i dont have trauma. if youre an adult and cant get over the fact you were groped before in your life, and you let that fear influence future relationships... youre a pussy. no need to try to deny or fight back, some people are just mentally weaker and thats ok.
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>>34237658
Taking away male producer intrest is heavily worth more than a couple hoes that self produce.
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>>34237684
The book would mysteriously disappear.
Teaching children they can depend on you to protect them is like rule #1 you have it backwards. What you would be creating is a child who wouldn't tell you they were getting molested.
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>>34237690
She cheated and she feels guilty
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>>34237684
m, Give him more attention so he doesn't have to scare himself to get it.
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>>34237690
Nigga, your wife is cheating.
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>>34237673
Regrettably, I'm not interested in men who are into me/my likes/me wanting to "hurt" them
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>>34237690
she cheated
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>>34237690
Did she change birth control? Did something happen in your lives that made her think she might lose you? Maybe you could ask her.
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>>34237641
Depends on the girl. From personal experience, it seems like only Russian girls know how to take aesthetically pleasing nudes.
Even the professional whores on OnlyFans are seemingly oblivious as to what makes a good nude. Western women (for the most part) do not put in the effort to look good. Even outside the bedroom, they look worse than they should. Fat, wearing cheap and ugly clothes. They can't be bothered. But it's not like the men are any better.
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>>34237690
Normally I'd hold off on cheating accusations but if this is happening suddenly after EIGHT years then she 100% cheated or at least came very close to it. That is an extreme red flag.
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>>34237684
M
I would make the book disappear.
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>>34237691
Okay, anon. As I said, small children can get trauma from smaller stuff like being molested or groped.
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>>34237698
yeah i understood that. that disinterest is part of what makes it hot.
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>>34237693
But I am there to protect him, just not comforting him after he gets himself into a situation, he should find eventually find out there is nothing to be afraid of because literally nothing is happening.
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>>34237684
I'd destroy the damn book or make up something scarier if it went on for longer than a week.
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Gender

Are we dooming or are we cooming?
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>>34237698
curious, what kind of men are you into then?
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>>34237708
the cooomers and cooomettes will inherit the earth
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>>34237704
part of growing up is maturing
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>>34237694
>>34237696
>>34237699
>>34237702
>8 years
At this point, it's not worth to break up. You should just cheat back.
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>>34237706
You're forgetting the kid is 13 months old.
And that you have to listen to the screaming for as long as it takes him to stop.
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>>34237708
M
About to start cooming.
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>>34237707
When you say scarier, if your kid was doing that would you trick them into clicking on a screamer?
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>>34237690
A woman on twitter had an article said that she experienced a random sex drive increase in her 30s
I don't think has to be her cheating because she's not exactly acting apologetic
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>>34237692
This might be surprising but some producers and porn directors are women now.
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>>34237701
>But it's not like the men are any better.
Of course, but at least they don't pretend they take better nudes like women in that original image. Guys taking good nudes is also widely considered an ick so it's a no win scenario for them.
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>>34237656
finally, a win for tall men with small penises. we are so back
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>>34237716
The "you're perfect" is a bit too much to just be an increase in sex drive, don't you think? Did she used to say this before?
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>>34237718
>Guys taking good nudes is also widely considered an ick so it's a no win scenario for them.
What even is a good nude?
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>>34237715
Alexa play Trex scream in kids bedroom
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>>34237690
Ok so I wouldn't say jump to conclusions yet on cheating, but start spying on her.
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>American skating to "Paint it Black"

Based
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>>34237723
Pleasing pose, good lighting and from a perspective that isn't just in the mirror or of just your genitals.
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Everytime they jump I hope they fall
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>>34237729
>Pleasing pose
Like pic rel or what?
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>gf finished her birth control
>two weeks after her period finished (so two weeks into when she'd normally be taking more pills), she's livelier and brighter
>has started reading and writing fanfiction again
>openly told me that she wants to flirt with me more
Holy fuck, is that really all there is to it? Is quitting birth control the answer to all problems?
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>>34237733
This has been known for years
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>>34237732
Go by /s/ for inspiration or look up "boudoir" on Google. Poses are pretty much the same regardless of being male or female.
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>>34237709
Mostly none if I'm being honest. I find short, gentle looking men kinda hot. I met a trans guy last year who was shorter than me and had a very attractive facial features: bigger eyes, a small nose. I thought he was really cute. I'm aware of my attraction to men mostly through anime characters, cringe as that may be lol
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women can you read my astrology chart thing this is all gibberish to me
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>>34237733
Yes. Yet women literally will not believe you when you tell them their hormonal birth control changes them.
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>>34237733
Hormonal birth control is mostly bad and poisons the water supply. Men should take this shit, not us.
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>>34237733
>writing fanfiction
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DEINE MUTTER
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>>34237733
I didn't realize how just how listless it was making me until I was off it for a while.
>>34237739
In all fairness if you've been on it since you were 16 without stopping it feels like you're completely normal because you don't remember your baseline.
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>>34237623
As someone who has done it before, no, never again. Women that have sexual trauma and ruin all future sexual relationships ships should be sent to an island where they can be asexual freaks together (but still read smut because they’re actually whores and their trauma is fake and gay)
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>>34237729
I do not think I've ever sent a picture of my penis to a woman when sexting.
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>>34237740
There's none available yet. I'd be taking a pill daily if I could but nothing exists yet.
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WE WON

BIGLY
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>>34237733
>meet exuberant woman
>flirt and get into relationship
>have sex and she likes it
>but she scared of pregananente
>gets hormonal birth control
>goes full bitch
>relationship crashes
it's probably ruined millions of women.
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>>34237743
>until I was off it for a while
How long was "a while" in your case?
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>>34237744
nta
How the hell does reading smut make you a whore?
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>>34237744
Reading smut and watching porn is very different than having actual sex, anon. Although, yeah, someone can have sexual trauma and have all sorts of deranged secret desires at the same time.
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>>34237746
>There's none available yet.
Of course because you guys were a bunch of BITCHES DURING THE TRIAL.
https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2016/11/03/500549503/male-birth-control-study-killed-after-men-complain-about-side-effects
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>>34237753
nta either, whats your smut like? CNC/rapey?
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>>34237753
The written smut is usually really hardcore versions 50 Shades of Grey stuff.
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post webms women will never understand
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>>34237757
No woman wants a fat overly emotional guy and you know it, that itself is stronger birth control than any potential pill.
Side effects like that are also why women gamble on the pull out method, so everyone is a bitch about it.
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>>34237763
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No woman wants average men
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>>34237762
Okay, and? To be a whore means to fuck a lot. Reading perverted smut isn't fucking a lot no matter what retarded males might thing.
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>>34237772
>might thing
*think
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Super extroverted former party girl who used to do cocaine and take dick x shy nerdy introverted man who has never felt a woman's touch before has to be my absolute favorite type of relationship pairing.
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post pics men will never understand
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>>34237763
How do I not understand wanting to run over people on bikes/motorcycles?
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>>34237763
we can post mp4 now let's get with the future
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>>34237751
Couple/few months?
I might've just not noticed immediately
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Women, how do you feel about sex scenes in movies?
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>>34237780
Cringe, just like most straight depictions of straight sex including most porn.
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women, thoughts on guys who smoke?
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>>34237776
you wouldn't get it
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>>34237763
I get this one
>>34237769
This eludes me though
>>34237780
Usually kind of awkward
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>>34237763
Gta VR going crazy.
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>>34237782
Ick. They have awful breath.
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>>34237774
That's why I connected the middle two in that pic like 3-4 threads ago.
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>>34237782
Don't care whether he does or doesn't I just care if he's going to be bothered by me smoking or vaping.
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>>34237782
Gross, unkissable.
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>>34237780
I prefer them because usually there's lore.
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Men don't seem to realize that women only care about the finished product, while the work itself is a massive ick. They don't want to see that you put a lot of time and energy into something, they want a man who is effortlessly like that. You don't tell women you've looksmaxxed or that you go to the gym, you act as if you have always looked like that naturally. If they ask how you know something you say "I just do" you don't tell them that you've read a bunch of books on it.
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>>34237782
Gross
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>>34237780
>Women, how do you feel about sex scenes in movies?
Most are cringe and unnecessary. And with the recent stuff with Blake Lively, it makes it even more obvious that it's just a way for perverted men to sexualize, debase, and profit off of women.

>>34237782
>women, thoughts on guys who smoke?
Stinky

>>34237783
Maybe not, but I respect the setup. What kind of shifter is that?
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>>34237793
>Acting as if the opposite isn't also true
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>>34237793
This this and this. TSMT.
>Inb4 we know/who cares
There's always someone who needs to hear it.
Men are willing to put up with womens bullshit and won't give a fuck. But women get actual biological vaginal drying the moment you tell them all about how much hardship you went in life to get to where you are.
>>34237797
Wrong faggot. Maybe it's because men are all weak emotionally ignorant or submissive freaks when it comes to women but we just not along and go "Sure" when you tell us that, our brain shuts off instead of making our dick go soft.
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I wonder if men can tell I'm kinda into them even when I'm firmly just friendly and not leading them on at all (it's just not the right time for me to date)
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>>34237793
You guys are so fucking exhausting.

>>34237782
Meh. I like the way men look when they smoke cigarettes but they're really bad for you and you should not smoke. Plus they give you bad breath and I like kissing. Weed's gross.

Still, of my favorite 5 pictures of my husband he's smoking in 2.
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Gender
What do you know a lot about not because you had to learn it but because you wanted to?
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>>34237801
>it's just not the right time for me to date
You're a woman that's not a thing, it's just at thing for men unless you're trying to get extra hot to aim as high as possible for Chad.
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>>34237801
Nope. Use your words. Men cannot understand anything you do if you don't use your words to explain it. God gave you a mouth for a reason. (No, not that reason.) (No, not that reason either.)
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>>34237809
F
Random facts about the history of various dog breeds.
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>>34237780
Cringe, men should not be allowed to have sex in fiction or in real life period and no one should have to see it
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>>34237786
>>34237791
>>34237794
>>34237796
so if the guy was your dream man in every other way, you still wouldn't give him a chance? or ask him if he's willing to give up smoking?
>>34237808
thats kinda my thoughts on it. i enjoy the taste of smoking cigarettes that i roll, and i think it looks cool. but im not addicted
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>>34237809
F
I know a little bit about a lot of things because I wanted to learn about them not really a lot about any one thing. I'm not sure what I know a lot about. Sewing I guess. And I know considerably more about cooking than is strictly necessary.
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>>34237809
M. Mycology
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>>34237801
Nope, we've been told way too often to not misinterpret friendliness as something more.
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>>34237793
>>34237797
I think there's people of either gender who "buy the dip" or are capable of telling "this person might be attractive to me later if they keep their trajectory." It's not really that weird, is it? Ugly duckling, the pimpled high schooler who will look hot once they have it under control? The person who's fat at the gym now but you can tell they're taking it seriously?

Not everyone is looking for instant gratification, especially those who understand the concept of delayed gratification already.
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>>34237818
I wish it didn't look so fucking hot, I really do.

My husband smokes maybe 5 cigarettes a year and I find it an acceptable compromise. He smoked more when he could not get adderall. I liked cigarettes more than those weird nicotine pouches tho. At least he looks hot when he smokes and not like a hamster.
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>>34237809
M
Civil war era ships, virtual machines and cinematography. There's other shit but that's all I could think of right now.
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>>34237827
>she fucks entj
Lucky bitch
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>>34237809
F. A few stupid things. I really like fishing in stardew valley and I can tell you what a fish is based on the pattern it has when you hook it.
I always really loved learning about etymology and linguistics.
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>>34237831
literally who
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how do I meet dominant women? everywhere online for anything related to "femdom" or whatever is chock full of men at a gender ratio that puts genghis khan's polycule to shame.

The idea of having to "compete" with so many other dudes just makes me feel sick. I read a lot of stories about someone being whisked away by their true love, and I long for it so badly, and it hurts to think that such a thing is just so statistically unlikely? That the same thing a submissive woman can get so easily (due to there being ample dominant men) is something that men actively jockey for the position of, instead of a romance developing naturally between two individuals who get to know each other slowly? Sorry for the ramble.
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>>34237836
You're shit out of luck, dude.
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>>34237818
I'd tell him to quit full stop or I'm going to be alone. Switch to cloves or something.
Tabacco is wacco and full of weird fillers and preservatives. I'd quit fast food if >he was gonna gotcha me.
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>>34237763
not a webm but https://youtu.be/AfFiCCJwiDI
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>>34237822
Dating someone in hopes they might change is both stupid and immoral. I would dump a man if I found out he asked me out because he was sure I'd lose weight or get breast implants in the future.
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>>34237829
Is that David Bowie
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>>34237836
Is the fetish really so important that it would prevent you from having a sexual relationship with a woman who isn't dominant?
I have some fetishes I don't engage with irl and my sex life with my partners doesn't suffer for it.
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>>34237844
>my sex life with my partners
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>>34237836
There's actually not ample dominant men since most guys fake it and confuse it for real abuse.
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>>34237836
These charts makes me feel like I could potentially score a guy that's out of my league by being open about liking femdom and pegging.
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>>34237846
Yeah, throughout my different relationships I've had.
Get your mind out of the gutter you freak.
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>>34237814
Through vibes alone, could you tell me what breed I would be?
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>>34237753
Reading smut doesn’t make them a whore. However, withholding sex or being afraid of intimacy with someone you supposedly love and then instead of getting help with your problems, you decide to turn to strange, rapey smut that is awfully similar to your “trauma” is nasty whore behavior and should be punished by death. Women are evil and aren’t human
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>>34237848
Nta do you actually like it or is just a strategy?
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>>34237850
Hmmm, off the top of my head I'm thinking a greyhound or a whippet.
>>34237852
>However, withholding sex or being afraid of intimacy with someone you supposedly love and then instead of getting help with your problems, you decide to turn to strange, rapey smut that is awfully similar to your “trauma” is nasty whore behavior and should be punished by death.
Are you not aware of the concept of exposure therapy anon? Also imagine thinking that liking lewd erotica should be punished by death, holy fuck.
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>>34237853
I'm a virgin so who knows maybe it turns out I hate it irl but as far as fantasies go, yeah, I think tying a cute boy to a chair and pouring hot wax on his thighs until he cries is hot.
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Women what do you think of Free (as in freedom) and Open Source Software?
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>>34237854
>Are you not aware of the concept of exposure therapy anon?
So at what point are they fixed and have normal sexual desires? When their husband finally leaves them for putting up with their bullshit for 20 years? Women-brained nigger faggot
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>>34237862
>So at what point are they fixed and have normal sexual desires?
I'd like to think by "fixed" you mean "they're over their trauma and can easily have sex, but your use of the phrase "normal sexual desires" gives me pause. It's fairly common for people to develop certain kinks/fetishes due to trauma they've experienced in the past and those kinks can generally help them out with that trauma.
>When their husband finally leaves them for putting up with their bullshit for 20 years?
Imagine thinking that someone using lewd erotica to overcome their sexual trauma is "bullshit" to put up with. And men wonder why there's a "male loneliness epidemic".
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>>34237860
I think I don't know enough to have any thoughts only a general impression that I should have a positive opinion of them.
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Is there a way I can stop being a unlikeable faggot for women?
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>>34237860
>Women what do you think of Free (as in freedom) and Open Source Software?
Based. I think all software should be open source.
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>>34237796
What about Amsrocan Psycho where the female writer wrote a sex scene involving abusive sex with Christian Bale and then cast herself in that role
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>>34237763
i just spit all over my monitor laughing at this
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>>34237872
American Psycho
Sorry phoneposting while walking
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>>34237844
I don't know if I would even call it a fetish. It's almost like a secondary sexuality. Even outside the bedroom, a partner with a more commanding personality is something I would really like. Kind of embarassing but if you've ever read Omegaverse, the ones about Alpha women claiming Omega men are really hot. But I feel like an idiot even saying that, because I know just how common it is for gross-ass men to be throwing themselves at women begging them to be their "mommy" or their "alpha" or their "mistress" or whatever. It's a deeply embarassing thing to be into as a dude, because the stereotype is just awful. I've met so many normal woman (not dominant) who have stories of "gross subby men" who tried to force them into their weird fetishes simply because they think it's easier to find a gf and then mention that they expect to be pegged out of the blue than to actually find a partner into what they're into.
>>34237847
Ugh... so the demand for ACTUAL dominant men is even higher, then! Things would be so much easier if I could just change what I'm into. I'm into tall women which is another statistical improbability that stacks with this. Even worse, because dominant women are more likely to be shorter than average.
>>34237848
Yes, you definitely would. I put up with a lot of shit from a pretty nasty woman just because she was very dominant and 6'0.
>>34237856
>I think tying a cute boy to a chair and pouring hot wax on his thighs until he cries is hot.
Wow, yes that is pretty hot. Never thought of that.
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do you ever feel like youve been emasculated your whole life?
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>>34237870
Stop looking like you are homeless in public.
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>>34237867
You people have the reading comprehension of a toddler or you're ESL (probably both). It’s how their fake trauma bullshit hurts their relationships. That’s the issue I’m getting at and how it’s a whole load of shit that these women can’t fathom having sex with someone they supposedly love while having abhorrent sexual desires that they get off on by something that isn’t a person they “love”. Women already can’t love anything that isn’t a dog and isn’t a total bitch, just imagine how insane it would be to date some molested/raped trash. Probably would struggle to love a goldfish because it looked at her the wrong way
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>>34237878
Okay so more of a love language thing than a fetish, I can at least see where you're coming from. I think if you found the "right" person all of this wouldn't matter to you quite as much.

Would you consider yourself a "follower" personality outside of romantic relationships?
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Imagine getting like 15 years into a marriage, and one day she just says to you "You're gonna let me cheat on you with BBCs or I am divorce raping you and taking every single thing you own" What would / could you even do?
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>>34237878
>shorter than average.
Most dominant woman are shorter than 5'5?
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>>34237881
Not him but, no
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>>34237882
>It’s how their fake trauma bullshit hurts their relationships. That’s the issue I’m getting at and how it’s a whole load of shit that these women can’t fathom having sex with someone they supposedly love while having abhorrent sexual desires that they get off on by something that isn’t a person they “love”.
So you're the kind of person who doesn't understand how fiction can be used to help people overcome their trauma. If you can't tell the difference between having sex with a real person and reading smut (the former being far more daunting than the latter) I don't know what to tell you and I pity any woman who ends up with you.
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>>34237886
why get divorce raped when you can simply get revenge
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>>34237886
I dont think a woman ever said this unless her husband explicitly asked her to say this and/or manipulated her into being this way.
But if my wife were to say this to me I would just walk right out and directly into a divorce attorney office.
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>>34237888
The Barking Chihuahua Phenomenon
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>>34237890
Well I won’t end up with molested/raped trash so I think the my forever cunt will be perfectly happy with me
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did you know, that according to a study
87 percent of white American women have had or fantasized about having sexual relations with African-American men
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>>34237895
Then you end up paying alimony until you die.
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>>34237899
Eww
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>>34237898
Sure thing buddy. referring to rape victims as "molested/raped trash" for the "crime" of reading smut will truly make you beloved by your "forever cunt" (what a lovely way to refer to a girlfriend/wife!).
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Men
Can a black woman be a MILF?
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>>34237899
No way it's that low
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>>34237909
Yeah.
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>>34237909
Any woman can be a milf
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>>34237909
Yes
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>>34237872
Quite based of her.

>>34237886
>What would / could you even do?
I'd just murder her or pay someone to murder her.

>>34237899
I refuse to believe this without a source
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>>34237909
Not to the same level honestly
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>>34237899
Same study says 100% of black women have fantasized about being a plantation bed wench for a cruel white master
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>>34237914
stop posting hags pushing 40 its cringe
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>>34237878
I'm not nasty/mean/cruel, but I am kind of ugly to be honest. Maybe it's a sign of destiny that I'm into femdom, it means I could blindfold a guy and then he doesn't have to look at me and I don't have to feel insecure lol
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>women's profile on dating apps - "I love the gym"
>has a body that resembles a chewed piece of bubblegum
Why?
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>>34237925
Because you can't outtrain a shitty diet.
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>>34237909
>>34237918
Wouldn't black women be the ultimate MILFs though?
You know because their baby daddies always leave them?
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Women, why do you do this? You all are so obsessed with sex, it's literally all you talk about. And you can't help but post social media about it. Constantly.
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>Trying to do schoolwork
>Been sluggish all day
>Shower didn't wake me up
>Coffee didn't wake me up
>Slept adequate amount last night
What do?
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>>34237885
Yeah, pretty much.
>Would you consider yourself a "follower" personality outside of romantic relationships?
Yes. Although I can be pretty overconfident, especially when I'm taking my adderall. I say things I shouldn't, and I act cocky when I'm full of shit. Deep down I want a partner who can put me in my place. Maybe it's just a personality flaw though, and I need to work on cutting it out and instead being more demure if I want any hope of attracting a partner? I don't know. I would like to be a follower and have that kind of relationship.
>>34237888
Yes. It's a bit convoluted to explain, but basically part of what gives dominant people their in-built pseudo-sexuality (copulatory role) is a pulse of estrogen during fetal development. Most XX fetuses have low estrogen and low testosterone throughout the majority of fetal development, while most XY fetuses have high E and high T throughout most. High E during fetal development is crucial for the masculinisation of brain structures.
Hence, XX individuals with masculinised brain structures tend to have higher estrogen receptor sensitivity and/or higher estrogen production. Conversely, if you block estrogen from the brain of an XY fetus, you get an extremely feminine and submissive dude.
That's not to say that any dominant woman is "malebrained", the development of these different traits happen at various different points during pregnancy, and everyone some natural fluctuation. But congenital copulatory role discordance is very consistently seen amongst those with some kind of hormone abnormality as a fetus.
This is why it's so common for butch lesbians to have huge breasts. A lot of them have overly-sensitive estrogen receptors, so it took very little estrogen to masculinise their brain. Then, when went through puberty, that sensitivity to estrogen made their breasts grow a lot.
Similarly, estrogen seals growth plates. Very high E->growth plate fusion->masculinised brain but short stature.
>>34237922
Genius
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>>34237925
See >>34237927. Weight loss is all about eating properly.
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>>34237935
I don't post about sex on social media. I post about sex here.
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>>34237840
equating healthy lifestyles and personal self-improvement to breast implants is so laughably retarded, just stop speaking entirely retard
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>>34237935
I do not believe any woman who says they enjoy being c*m on. That's just fucking gross and 100% a male fantasy.
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>>34237763
Bruh.
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>>34237944
Which are your hornyposts?
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>>34237763
Harvard
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>>34237939
So that is probably why my taste is for women shorter than me. Probably feel this in a subconscious manor. I really had no hint as to why. It's not like submissive bigger women intimidate me at all.
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Do Asian cougars exist? I want to fuck a 40 year old, fit asian woman so bad
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>>34237935
Have sex
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>>34237840
>in hopes they might change
Where did I say that in my post? People actively changing/improving their lives is not the same thing as hoping they will change. It's like the difference between dating someone because they're in college vs dating someone because they're "thinking about going to college"
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>>34237935
I like sex, drugs and my man. Go out and get some.
>>34237925
We have a naturally higher fat%, especially a healthy one. We dont post for male approval, healthy bodies arent necessarily attractive and personally, I lost about 150lbs so while im muscular now, i have saggage and loose skin but that doesnt mean I dont love the gym. You might also just be gay.
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>>34237958
They do!
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>>34237935
Are the OF Thots doing a TikTok collab or something? They don't look like normal women and they are all dressed slutty.
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>>34237958
Probably, but the low birth rates are gonna make that hard.
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>>34237881
I don't look homeless. I'm just dorky.
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>>34237958
40s AF married to AM is almost a guaranteed pull for an average white dude at a cougar bar.
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>>34237878
>I don't know if I would even call it a fetish. It's almost like a secondary sexuality. Even outside the bedroom, a partner with a more commanding personality is something I would really like. Kind of embarassing but if you've ever read Omegaverse, the ones about Alpha women claiming Omega men are really hot. But I feel like an idiot even saying that, because I know just how common it is for gross-ass men to be throwing themselves at women begging them to be their "mommy" or their "alpha" or their "mistress" or whatever. It's a deeply embarassing thing to be into as a dude, because the stereotype is just awful. I've met so many normal woman (not dominant) who have stories of "gross subby men" who tried to force them into their weird fetishes simply because they think it's easier to find a gf and then mention that they expect to be pegged out of the blue than to actually find a partner into what they're into.
never related to anything written on 4chan more in my life, explains my attitude and disposition perfectly. "Secondary sexuality" is the exact way I would describe it, it's like some wiring in my head was wrong and my natural instincts for romantic relationship dynamics is flipped or something.

I can date girls and be the "normal man" just fine (and do so) but it always feels perfunctory on some level, like there's a level of exhaustion and annoyance involved that I can never fully explain.
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>>34237961
>don't like whales
>you must be gay
copium
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>>34237935
Why do you post it?
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>>34237509
How much does height matter to you? Does it matter how tall a guy is relative to other guys?

Im 5 foot 8 (174cm) living a country where the average height is 5 foot 10 (181cm) and ive had very little romantic luck. Thats despite getting a lot of compliments on both my apperance (broad shouldered, handsome, good hair/eyes) and my personality (sociable, well read, intelligent). I dont bring it up to brag but more so becuse im confused why I seem to struggle so much with girls, im always left thinking its becuse of my height.
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>>34237935
damn bitch fix that table it looks like theres an earthquake or some shi
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>>34237934
This is why women see so little progress. They don't train with exertion in mind. It's just about moving to them.

>>34237958
>Do Asian cougars exist?
Ara ara, or whatever
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>>34237973
Height isn't the end all be all for attraction, but I know you're just gonna call me a liar for saying that because that's what all height insecure males do when I say that.
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>34237763
yeah ew
>34237778
thats cute i guess idk why but it kinda feels like fetish content tho
>34237798
damn. i thought he was gonna peel that trim off. that wouldve been satisfying.
>34237829
meh
>34237951
cringe
>34237945
idc
>>34237953
lol that was kinda cool
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>>34237967
It is ok to be dorky. But it is not an inclusive hobby to be so media driven.
Aka touch grass more.
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Are there any submissive women here?
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>>34237973
Not a woman but this is so overblown

I'm 6'1, muscular and I have no people skills so I'm not rolling in it. Some of the most successful ladies men I've met were short kings.

Stop letting this dictate your life. Guarantee it's your shit personality, or you're just unattractive
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>>34237975
She got breast implants and is incredibly attractive otherwise so she doesn't need to get fitter than that desu
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>>34237973
>How much does height matter to you?
In relation to mine, it matters.
Does it matter how tall a guy is relative to other guys?
No.
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I feel like men who say they are into femdom mostly just want a woman who is more active in bed, but are not into pegging, being degraded/praised/talked down to, etc. They just want a woman who is hyper feminine and isn't "dom" at all except for initiating sex and riding them. Meh.
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Are there any women who like short men but aren't into femdom?

I don't mean just in here, I mean at all. It seems like a woman only likes short men if that same woman is into femdom.
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>>34237973
I don’t really care I’m so small. But I don’t live in giantland of Europe.
What is your job? Hobbies?
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>>34237985
What about something more vanilla like choking or hitting them? Why does it go from *doing nothing* to destroying our assholes???
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How likely is it the next president of America will also be a pedophile like Donald? JD Vance sets off all the red flags for me in how he seems to be encouraging Americans to have more children, likely so that he has more for himself and his buddies to abuse and molest.
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>>34237971
Yeah but whale is kinda subjective. Personally, Id say its more about where you carry weight.
>>34237981
Gross, no. My man gets pegged.
>>34237982
Yup agreed.
>>34237973
My bf is 5'4", hairy as a beast with a tanky rugby build and its the hottest thing imaginable.
>>34237985
As a femdom i can assure you its the opposite. A lot of public posturing. People would be astounded by my past dms and their senders.
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>>34237991
Don't be absurd, he's into adult widows and furniture.
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Guys, how true is this? Why would you want to be berated like this instead of being with a girl that will just speak to you respectively and have regular conversations?
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>>34237985
The problem is that you're equating gentler, more intimate and romantic femdom with stuff that's more about hurting your partner. There's a ton of men that would be into one and not the other, and vice versa.
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Most attractive muscle on a man? Frontal lobe. Fully developed.
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>>34237987
Do you mean not into femdom as exclusively into maledom?
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>>34237989
>>34237999
Yeah, that's fine too, but I mean that they don't want *actual* role reversal. If a man doing it to a woman isn't considered kinky, then the opposite isn't kinky either, you know? I don't know, I just see the stuff men post on r/femdom and it's always wanting to have regular missionary/cowgirl position PIV sex except my gf has sharp dark eyeliner and takes initiative
>>34237993
Wdym by "the opposite"?
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>>34237998
It depends on how serious what were commicating is about. If its not that serious some bickering or teasing is kinda hot.
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>>34237996
Awwwww
*pets kitty*
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*sneezes*
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>>34237998
Idk, never been in a relationship like that but, is either mommy yelling make my dick hard or something or the implication that she is as "fiery" in bed too.
Anyone has that gif of the girl with big tits saying "if your bf has a mommy kink you should do this.."
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>>34237977
Don't think you're lying really but I just dont know what it is then. Even girls I've been friends with compliment me but at the same time I just cant seem to figure it out when it comes to romantic relationships.
>>34237982
I've literally never been derided for my personilty besides being seen as a bit odd in high-school. Even then I got along with literally everyone. Maybe I am unattractive but my friends compliment me on my apperance and so have girls ive known.

Im genuinely just confused more than anything.
>>34237984
How tall should he be relative to you?
>>34237988
Im trying to get into a uni and working as a security gaurd meanwhile (mostly locking and surveillaning buildings). Ultimately I wanna study either law or psychology.

As for hobbies I write, read, sketch, work out, watch alot of movies, write screen plays, go for walks and collect/mess around with old analogue stuff like cassettes or vinyls. I want to make films and write novels as my ultimate goal in life.
>>34237993
Does the height add to it or is it just not relevant?
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>>34238002
I mean that there are way more submissive men than most realize and that they come from all walks of life.
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>>34237939
And to be clear, there ARE still tall dominant women. And dominant women who are still feminine mentally. But it requires there to be some reason as to why those estrogen levels would've gone up high and then come back down. Tall women tend to be bottoms and have small breasts, because all 3 of those traits are associated with low estrogen levels.
In the case of a tall dominant woman, (excepting genetic height factors) it seems to me like it would most likely come from having normal genetics when it comes to hormone levels, but their mother taking some kind of birth control or estrogenic medication during pregnancy that altered their copulatory role, but was obviously no longer in their system once they were born so they never got their height stunted by high E levels.
>>34237956
Yes, it's pretty common for people to end up with those who have an opposite hormonal profile. It's more clear in gay couples, where you're a lot more likely to see a girly little twink with a big hairy dude, and a short large-breasted butch with a tall flat-chested sub.
I mean, you see those kinds of couples WAY more often than the butch4butch or the "girly lesbians who look like siblings" or "two bros of equal masculinity" gay couples.
>>34237969
I'm glad I could make you feel seen.
>"Secondary sexuality" is the exact way I would describe it, it's like some wiring in my head was wrong and my natural instincts for romantic relationship dynamics is flipped or something.
Yes, that's most likely literally what happened to your brain on a biological level. It's called congenital copulatory role discordance.
>I can date girls and be the "normal man" just fine (and do so) but it always feels perfunctory on some level, like there's a level of exhaustion and annoyance involved that I can never fully explain.
It's upsetting to be expected to treat someone the exact way you wish you were treated.
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>>34237998
>instead of being with a girl that will just speak to you respectively and have regular conversations?
You act like that's an option for me.

My options are:
>a girl who channels her passion into aggression
>no passion at all (no gf at all)
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>>34238007
Shorter
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Are there any women who are into femdom but only on Tuesday to Thursday, being submissive Friday through Sunday, and want to have lovey dovey sex on equal terms on Mondays, who like Cherries but not Strawberries, dirt bike, and dress up in only 18th century inspired clothing? Also they're 5'8-5'11
Here or anywhere else in the world is fine
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>>34238002
A lot of men want to get cucked and that's femdom too, it's more emotional
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Women if you learned your husband once sucked a big tranny dick before he met you would that be a deal breaker? Wwyd? He doesn't know you know
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>>34238007
Yeah im that anon from last week that rly likes dwarves. They have a comforting energy. Sexually Idk but its hot that short guys have an easier time building muscle.
>>34238016
I love yaoi!
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>>34238010
>My options are:
>a girl who channels her passion into aggression
>no passion at all (no gf at all)
This feels fake and made up.
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>>34238009
>congenital copulatory role discordance
That sounds fake as fuck, bro. Isn't that just being intersex?
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>>34238012
I could probably be half of that. But I don't trust men's definiton of submission, have no preference for cherries or strawberries, have never dirtbiked, and am not going to afford tailored period clothing.
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>>34238020
You live in a world of options. Try to imagine someone who doesn't.
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>>34237998
Because white women nag me about my white male privilege 24/7, latinas just do it occasionally and they're cute
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>>34238016
I wouldn't care but I would encourage him to stop being closeted about being bisexual.
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>>34237950
I haven't posted much ITT today. But I usually try to find excuses to talk about buttstuff, raceplay, and toys.
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>>34238016
>big tranny dick
Related question, would it bother you less if it was small?
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>>34238009
>It's called congenital copulatory role discordance.
This is related to intersex or otherwise congenitally deformed people with actual, observable developmental differences. It has nothing to do with the psychology of sexual preferences or "dom/sub" dynamics period. You are doing a lot of speculation in your posts.
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>>34238023
Wouldn't be like, only a quarter of that then?
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I love evil women
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>>34238031
I think id prefer if it was small for some reason.
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>>34238034
I have the capacity to do the latter two though.
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>>34238035
Same
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>>34237579
Lol wtf. Anyway. Women talk a lot of shit, but can't really back much of it up. I've noticed this a lot. Women are hyper critical of men and sexuality and then you see what they're into and it's just cringe. Cringe because of the shit talking they did before. Women are very critical, especially of things they can't do themselves. Women expect certain things during courtship, but they get too arrogant and forget they would suck at it.
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>>34237973
I like that drawing

5'8 is just right in my opinion
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>>34237998
I always thought this was just a meme, but I remember one time I was waiting outside with my girl at a restaurant and this other couple was near us, a Latina was just reaming her white boyfriend for like 2 minutes. He didn't even say a word. She went inside, I think to the restroom, came back out a few minutes later and was all hugging on him and brushing his hair like nothing ever happened. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.
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>>34238015
i feel like the cuck stuff crosses the border into outright masochism. Obv a lot of sub stuff in general sort of mixes masochistic vibes in but NTR content from what I see is like pure psychic agony as a core appeal.
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I’m 6’5 and white
Do I go to a bar and fuck asian milfs?
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>>34238007
>Bit odd
Bad news man, you're "that guy" in the social circle.
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>>34237623
No. The way it manifests in women is annoying to deal with. I want someone who is sexually compatible.
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>>34238048
They'll scream godzilla at you white monster.
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>>34237998
Is it true they will take off their shoe and hit you with it?
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>>34238046
If want to do femdom without destroying someone's rectum maybe choke them a little, be little physical, ride them, then fuck someone else and get physically destroyed yourself. That's is in a way a extremely strong way to assert dominance and cause psychological stress plus the man would have to be a real sub to take it.

So there's your answer
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>>34238035
Stop being redundant
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What the fuck do women unironically mean by this?
Are they saying their husbands can check out underage teenagers if they're young enough?
If so what the fuck is the cutoff age?
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>>34238048
If it's the right bar. Almost every big city has a couple of cougar bars.
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>>34238002
>Yeah, that's fine too, but I mean that they don't want *actual* role reversal
cant speak for others but I am an incredibly sexually and emotionally submissive man but I have never acted it out with a woman mostly out of fear of her not liking that or simply not wanting to seem needy, like "please do a b c x y z so I can cum harder" always feels sort of demanding and entitled in my head.

The vulnerability to truly engage with this stuff (with someone you actually love enough to have sex with) is extraordinary to me, frankly I am fascinated by people who go there.
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Women, are you forced to be straight?
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>>34238063
well its not something i can change.
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>>34237774
This reminds me that I have a hypothesis/theory about male female mate pairing, age, and sexual compatibility.
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>>34238011
Intresting, how short? I used to crush on alot of taller girls but my friends teased me for it so It never went anywhere.
>>34238019
That's kinda facinating, what about it is attractive to you? Just the muscle?
>>34238043
I found it online and really liked it becuse it reminded me of gustav klimt who is one of my favourite artists.

Also thats good to hear.
>>34238049
What do you mean? Also to clarify I was considered odd by my classmates in highschool becuse of my hobbies, my current friends share my hobbies and are as odd as me.
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>>34238059
Idk, I would kill old men for looking at me if I could get away with it.
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>>34237998
Latinas only get mad at people they care about. It's a sign of love. Unless they're Puerto Rican, because they yell at everybody.
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>>34238065
Have you even tried women?
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>>34238063
Everyone is more or less "forced" to act straight because it's the default in society
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>>34237985
What do you want in particular?
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>>34238071
That doesn't answer the question but thanks for telling me even other women have no clue what the fuck that means.
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>>34238068
Like a little bit, doesn't have to be too much. But just not having to wrench my neck up just sits better with me.
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>>34238063
Why ate their lips so hideous and disgusting? Especially the one on the right
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>>34238078
That's not a very clear facial expression, tebeH. Is it a side eye or a smirk.
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>>34238068
i like the dynamic. Im 6'3" and my bf is 5'4". Its really cute like lovely complex!
>>34238073
yeah unfortunately nothing. in fact it made me a bit nauseous.
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>>34237985
>but are not into pegging, being degraded/praised/talked down to, etc.
No, all of those are great. Being talked down to especially is something that just... I don't even know how to describe it. I read some erotica recently about a character who was constantly condescended to by those around them, every contribution they made to a conversation was "cute" and not treated seriously, and wow. It was something else.
Also, I'm usually afraid to admit to being into pegging, honestly. So many women have so many horrible experiences with men trying to shoehorn pegging into their sex life, that mentioning I'm into it often feels like I just brought up one of those fetishes that only men are into. Like, how is it submissive to do a sex act that you've badgered a woman into agreeing to, that she doesn't derive any direct pleasure from? That's also why I'm not particularly attached to any one form of humiliation or physical pain infliction - it feels like I'm "topping from the bottom" if I'm being too picky about how these things should go. If she wants to hurt me in a specific way, it's so cringe to be all "umm no you can only do it in THESE ways."
>>34237998
Honestly I could not deal with a partner who yells a lot. Talks down to me? Sure. Humiliates me? Sure. Takes away my permission to speak? Sure. But yelling? Can't deal with it.
>>34238002
Most of those are just awkward guys fantasising about "what if relationship was easy and the woman was really into me, and she was really forward so I didn't have to put in any effort"
>>34238021
>Isn't that just being intersex?
Depends what you mean by intersex. Everyone has traits of both sexes, everyone's DNA has random intersexed chunks thrown in there at random, even something like a CAG repeat sequence can be really consequential even though it should be benign. It's just that most people don't have enough % of their overall DNA mutated for it to matter in their day to day life or even be noticeable.
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Any girls here hook up with guys on tinder? Do you prefer going to his place or your own?
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>>34238086
It's a panicked smirk going "Yikes" and then "I'm gonna kill you tonight" (video audio)
I'm asking though why did she specify "When he's older?"
How old is "Too old" to be perving on under age women?
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Why don't submissive men just date guys?
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>>34238087
>yeah unfortunately nothing. in fact it made me a bit nauseous.
Were you giving head or getting it?
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>>34237590
>I'd say it's a mixture of me finding small penises cute, and enjoying boys being submissive and embarrassed
Unfathomably based
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>>34238087
>Im 6'3" and my bf is 5'4
Hehe, I love lying.
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>>34238096
both. I dated a girl but realized i was straight.
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>>34238060
How do you know if one is a cougar bar before going?
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>>34237630
It would be hard as stone seeing that.
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>>34238095
because i am not sexually attracted to other men. If I was, I would consider giving it a try.
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>>34238102
Was she just bad at sex?
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>>34238102
Tragic. We've lost another one.
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>>34237998
>Long acrylic nails
>Huge hoop earrings
>Nameplate necklace
>False lashes
>Chola eyebrows
>Loteria cards
>"Ay dios mio" every other sentence
>Instagram bio "taken but single"
>Lowered Honda Civic with tinted windows
>Rosary in car mirror
>Bad Bunny music
>Hennessy
>All caps texts conversations
>Makeup contour
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>>34238087
Lucky guy
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>>34238016
I would probably already know he was bi so that wouldn't be all that surprising.
>>34238091
Didn't use apps but when it was a hookup I would usually have them over to mine. Weighing the risk of not telling anyone where I was going vs the guy knowing where I live.
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>>34237793
This is a major reason why men resent women and don't trust them. It can be hard to come to terms with. It's unfair because obviously not everyone knew you when you were a nobody, but it's hard to sort through the ones who are only here because you're somebody and wouldn't care about you otherwise. Also, that dude who was a nobody is still in there and he knows what it was like when you weren't anything. No one cared. So there's a bit of that fuck everyone attitude as well.
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>>34238072
The make up sex is the best
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>>34238105
Funny thing, I realised I was bisexual because men talked about threesomes so often I started to picture them myself and at some point realized I didn't care about a guy being there, I just wanted to fuck another woman in the ass. lol
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>>34237998
Not a guy and not even that bi but I would gladly be yelled at by a pretty Latina woman half a foot shorter than me with really shiny hair.
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>erping with ai about running back into my ex
i have reached a new low
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>>34238092
I think it's more of a "If menopause makes me not want sex anymore he's going to stray" that is the "eventually" in question.
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>>34238116
Based
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>>34237836
It's already hard to get a gf and dominant women are less common, so you're narrowing it down a lot.
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>>34238033
This shit is so exhausting. I have LOCAH which some people consider an intersex disorder but some people would only count, like, XXY or X0 syndrome as intersex. It feels like I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't. Like if I say I'm intersex, people look it up and they're like "uh no, that's not REAL intersex" but then if I act like I'm a normal dude then people say shit like this to me.
>>34238095
Yeah ik people constantly say dudes who like getting pegged are gay, but it would literally be 100x easier for me to find a partner if I WAS gay. I don't have any weird hangups about "ew I don't wanna be a f*g" that would make me avoid dating guys if I was into them, so like ???
>>34238123
okay, so what do I do?
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>>34238107
>>34238108
wtf no im just straight lmfao why is it that crazy to be straight
>>34238100
its true! My sister is 6'0" dating a 6'6" guy tho hahaha
>>34238110
nono im lucky hes so cool. god. Hes witty and can keep up with my banter but also such a warm kind person. sjajbd i love him sm. He was sick today tho so i made him chicken noodle soup and drove it on over :)
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Weirdly enough I am into femdom but I would never hurt another woman. If I was dating a woman and she asked me to spank her I think I honestly might start crying. The idea of hurting women is so upsetting to me.
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>>34238027
>be in relationship with woman
>super open liberal type, pro gay etc
>confide in my at least somewhat bisexual desires/nature in her
>shes very supportive at first
>the next time you disagree on something or argue at all over anything she immediately spins around and calls you a faggot and asks if you just wanna suck dicks and if you're just "DL"
not all women ofc yes but its a more common experience than you'd intuitively think. Same goes for pegging from what I have heard
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>>34238125
Race and boyfriends race if I can ask?
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Isn't it kind of weird that guys no longer approach? Even when women are in venues where they want to be approached!
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>>34238125
I hope you two get married
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>>34238129
A surprising amount of straight women (and even bi women) are lowkey homophobic
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>>34238131
How many times are you going to repost this
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>>34238131
>I'm tired of this spam
Women what bra size do you reckon she wears?
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>>34238136
They look pretty big, I'm gonna guess a DD cup at smallest.
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>>34238125
You dated the woman
Why did you go from bi to straight?
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>>34238090
>That's also why I'm not particularly attached to any one form of humiliation or physical pain infliction - it feels like I'm "topping from the bottom" if I'm being too picky about how these things should go. If she wants to hurt me in a specific way, it's so cringe to be all "umm no you can only do it in THESE ways."
Hey man, setting boundaries is not acting dominant. It's essential for any sort of Power Play/dominance dynamics to work and be healthy and safe.
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>>34238129
im really sorry that happened
>>34238130
both white ? is this a fetish thing ?
>>34238132
Me too... I doubt he feels the same way but if he did, Id say yes.
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>>34238134
Im not even angry that they have homophobic tendencies. If you wanna hate or be disgusted by me, fine. But this delusional weird aesthetic obsession with ultra-compassionate, social justice-y politics that so many have is unbearable, it's like they don't even see the contradiction. Very bizarre
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>>34238124
>okay, so what do I do?
accept that it's going to be harder to find. in my experience wanting things a lot seems to make them harder to achieve. some people just get what they want.
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>>34238131
No
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>>34238129
>Same goes for pegging from what I have heard
100% true. It happened to me.
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>>34238143
Yeah, many don't even realise they are being homophobic. It's like how some women will demand that men "provide" for them or whatever without realising how sexist a lot of the stuff they say actually is. I think we need to be calling that out more.
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>>34238135
>>34238136
If you want the spammer to stop spamming then why do you reward them with (You)s? They'll only give up when they're ignored.
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>>34238142
>is this a fetish thing ?
No just checking you remind me of a couple I once knew.
Have a third sister who's even taller than you and your other sister?
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I'm highkey only into femdom in fiction. I don't care for real men and dicks disgust me.
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>>34238131
So if I approach, that’s like a guaranteed gf?
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>>34238139
I guess i was open to it and wanted to experiment same as alot of ppl
>>34238150
>third sister
no sry.
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>>34238142
nta no they just love to get really triggered over race mixing in here
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>>34238142
>Me too... I doubt he feels the same way but if he did, Id say yes.
He doesn't believe in marriage, or you're wasting your time on someone who doesn't love you?
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>>34238162
Sloppy sloppa go away!
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>>34238152
If you don't approach it's a guaranteed no gf.
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>>34238145
Do you actually know what this chart says? Because it doesn't say women are smarter than men.
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>>34238131
Women are begging men to do this one simple trick.
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>>34238155
So how do you know it's not for you?
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>>34238156
No faggot it's because I once knew a white girl dating a foot shorter Mexican guy and wanted to check if it was them, there's a limited number of couples like that in this cold bitch of an earth.
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>>34238161
neither its just been a little less than a year so its a little crazy to get married.
>>34238167
because i experimented? wtf im cryin
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>>34238165
....if you're below the ~70th percentile, it actually does say that.
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>>34238165
I actually understand that this says it's more likely that men approaching are extremely stupid and arrogant nobodies than super smart empathy blue collar dudes.
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Women, why are you always so hyper concerned with your vagina and whether it is clean enough or smells ok? Like if you are showering and just doing normal hygiene every day it is fine. You don't have to take a shower every time before we fuck. It's not necessary, you can wait until after.
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Sigh, why are all men addicted to video games. Is it too much to ask for a non-gamer bf?
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>>34238178
There are still men like this in the slums of Calcutta and Afghanistan who couldn't afford computers or laptops just waiting for you, go anon go! They're waiting for you to save them!
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>>34238178
yeah videogames are neat fuck off
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I've managed to get my hair cut, got my medicine but I haven't been able to get time to masturbate plenty of YGO tho I fucking suck at it, I'm still trying to play it how I played it watching the first 3 anime shows. 20 monsters, 10 spells, 10 traps.
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>>34238174
I have to go make sure there are no toilet paper bits but there's no need to shower first.
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>>34238178
In 2025 I consumed 50 books and only 1 (one) videogame. The months without gaming didn't improve my life in any way. In 2026 I intend to play MORE video games and disregard any woman who disapproves.
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>>34237998
I love my Latina GF. I can actually tell her to go cook me something and she will.
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i really wanna drink but my work is very brain heavy, and im afraid it'll be bad for my cognition and memory. what else can i do besides drink?

>>34238178
you have to acknowledge time and place. lots of guys arent, lots of guys are.
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>>34238178
i don't really game very often. i only use it to talk to friends. outside of that it's not often. if i have other things going on i won't game for a while. i gamed a little today after not playing anything for 3 weeks.
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>>34238178
I did manage to find one but he was addicted to drugs instead so idk if that was a win or not
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>>34238178
My GF said I play too many video games, so I stopped doing that and started reading a lot more instead. Now she says I read too much.
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>>34238178
Why can't I have fun?
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>>34238178
>why are all men addicted to video games
Other stuff is boring
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>>34238170
I just wanna know what happened that you've decided that it just wasn't worth it to date any more women
Was it the sex? The relationship? Do you want a kid?
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>Hello femanon! It's me your trad Christian bf raised to respect woman in a single mother household with my 5 sisters! I've never seen porn or video games a day in my life and work ten hours a day for 2 USD! But I still keep my chin up, thank God and pray 5 times a day, and I cook a mean Suya!
>So are you ready for our date?
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>>34238197
Like any femanon wouldn't be a willing mudshark
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>>34238151
Based lesbian
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>>34238129
>>34238134
>>34238146
Women being open-minded is entirely performative or in the abstract. Same way a lot of liberals support open borders until immigrants start moving to their neighborhoods.

>>34238136
Probably like a 38 or 40G. Those things are massive. Is she Jewish?

>>34238162
RAM is $900 because of shit like this.

>>34238174
Because I don't want a fucking infection.

>>34238178
>Is it too much to ask for a non-gamer bf?
Games are cool. Maybe play some.
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>>34238192
It's just that guys who tend to play video games tend to overindulge to their detriment.
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>>34238178
Video games allow men to think they are conquering things and achieving things without taking any actual risks or suffering any real danger.
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>>34238205
>RAM is $900 because of shit like this.
Kek! So why aren't more companies getting into hardware and making more RAM?
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>>34238162
What is that tattoo supposed to be?
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>>34238191
Sounds like you might have an addictive personality. I think your gf is trying to say you can enjoy hobbies but don't go overboard. Maybe she is asking for you to be more involved in day to day stuff with her?
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>>34238209
They are. They're just not going to sell it to you. Data centers will buy it at a higher price than you can afford.
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>>34238205
>Women being open-minded is entirely performative or in the abstract. Same way a lot of liberals support open borders until immigrants start moving to their neighborhoods
i dont necessarily disagree but it feels hard to accept this as true whilst also looking for someone to love and be intimate with, very pessimistic to entertain
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>>34238215
It's true, it's true, men=bad, women can do no wrong.
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>>34238204
I know some other things that can make his fingers wet too.
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>>34238100
I have a friend who's 6'2 and her mom is 6'7 and her dad is 6'10, and her aunt is 6'4. She gets made fun of for being short by her family.
>>34238129
This would be super hot if I wasn't worried she was gonna break up with me over it. The way people describe it always makes it sound like they've doomed their relationship. Why can't a lady just disrespect and ridicule her husband for fun and not have it be a huge deal?
>>34238141
In theory I know this is the conventional "common sense" in kink spaces but idk. There are a lot of ways to inflict pain and humiliation, and they're pretty interchangeable. Being too picky about what specific kids are and aren't allowed just feels like domming from the bottom. Like, if you've only been spanked but they're more into hitting with a riding crop or something, you're really splitting hairs to be all like "no no you have to hurt me in this exact pre-approved way". I don't know. I'm not saying this is a general rule or that all bottoms should be okay with this, just that I really don't wanna act like the way 99% of submissive dudes seem to (basically demanding a woman cater to your exact desires) and my enjoying humiliation and non-con and being into pushy women means I'm more than willing to err on the side of too few boundaries rather than too many.
>>34238144
Okay, I've accepted it. Now what's step two? Posting every day on some subreddit that's 99.9% male?
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>>34238208
Thats a bad thing though. Go achieve something in real life that is actually valuable!
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Why so many American men live with parents until 30? In my land, man leaves home at 18 to build his own nest. Here, you have big basement with posters and still ask mom for laundry. How can I date a king who shares castle with queen mother?
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>>34237998
jealous?
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>>34238225
That sounds like bullshit made up by a boomer.
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>>34238225
>In my land, man leaves home at 18 to build his own nest
nobody talks like this bro, even ESLs
stop the larp
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>>34238225
Because we're going through an economic crisis and America is focused on the concept of self sufficiency in a world that increasingly offers none.
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>>34238225
My mom is dead but even when she was alive I washed my own laundry. She got to see me wash my own bedsheets but she never got to see me share my bed with a gf. It's over.
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>>34237998
tried ranting back in Gaelig, got slapped, threatened blood feud, did not end well.
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>>34238225
Its not that common in America at all. Well it is a little now mainly due to the un-affordability of everything. I actually think it's better for children to stay living with their parents as long as possible but not for loser reasons like you can't get a job or whatever but for family closeness reasons.
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>>34238214
Nothing
It's AI slop
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>>34238228
You are type of man text u up at midnight. I reply I am up, staring at ceiling thinking of life and then you send eggplant picture? No thank you, I prefer real vegetable in salad.
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>>34237836
i just assume they arent super common. Frankly I am not certain they exist outside of women just trying to make their men happy, the enjoyment is solely based on that.
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Yep, I’m thinking it’s wmaf saturday
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>>34238225
Wait aren't you usually complaining that American parents kick their kids out before 18?
What's going on?
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>>34238236
>>34238225
>
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>>34238178
dude society is collapsing what else is there to fucking do
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>>34238221
Yes, eating a peach on a hot day. The juice runs down your chin and hands inevitably.
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Women how would you feel if you were Nathalie Portman after Leon, her first movie, opening her first fan leter ever at age 11 and it’s a pedo writting and lewd detail exactly how he wants to rape you.
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>>34238241
Lol
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>>34237973
Just be taller than the girl you like, that's literally it.
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>>34237998
Too many of you fetishize being bpd
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>>34238205
Even if she's not, those are still Khazar Milkers in my book
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>>34238244
Like Ted Kaczynski.
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>>34238178
I have 10 hours logged on my steam profile for the last year.

I also have a wife and children. You are putting the cart before the horse.
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>>34238251
Ol Teddy was right again.
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>>34238251
Edge club
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this could be us femanon
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>>34238235
>tfw just got home from being glazed
Weird coincidence.
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American men on date bring flowers, say few sweet words, but then talk only about your gym muscles or your video game level up. Baby I lift 200 pounds! Ok. In my country man would sing to woman or cook family recipe, not show me his protein shake collection.
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>>34238178
Casually enjoying them and being addicted are two very different things. A guy that goes out for a drink with the guys on Friday night isn't an alcoholic but he would be by your logic.
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>>34237996
Cute.
>>34237998
I don't. My mom was like that, and I don't feel like reliving it.
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>>34238258
I brought cookies for my ex, an entire basket, didn't help our relationship stay afloat.
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>>34238258
Why do you write like a Chinese stereotype?
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>>34238256
You know damn well you’d have been too out of shape to ever be accepted in the reich’s army!
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>>34238263
Im not Oriental!
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>>34238224
>that is actually valuable!
Such as?
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>>34238258
In my country, man would sing. Man would sing beaitful song. Not rike weak Amerlican man. I sing amazing song!
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>>34238265
Slav?
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>>34238257
Well you're always here
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>>34238267
Make more money? Something thats worth a damn.
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>>34238258
good morning sirs
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>>34238264
im actually in great shape
I have pictures of my great grand uncle(my grandmas uncle, how many grands is that?)who was in the wermacht and im in better shape than he was
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>>34238270
Take fist, and fuck your ass with it!
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Grand risings pharaoh
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>>34238273
Incorrect, I've posted two times today.
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Songofmypeoplebros, we are so back.

Women, we shall play you the song of our people.
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>>34238265
Kek! How is this real? Who even says that in any situation?
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>>34238251
Including Noam Chomsky
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>>34238256
No thanks, unless we're pink triangling pedophiles and rapists and not the gays this time? Uwu?
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>>34238277
Definitely Slavic!
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>>34237541
Yeah, I've never rejected someone so I wasn't instantly attracted to everyone. For me the attraction grows a lot if we have good chemistry and they're sweet
>>34237623
Yeah, my ex was like that, it wasn't an issue for me. The furthest we went was me eating her out kek
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>>34238274
>Make more money?
What's the point of money if you have nobody to spend it on? Doing anything by yourself is boring and pointless. At least weed, porn, and videos games are good copes.
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>>34238257
Not staying the weekend?
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Why also every American man is adventure seeker with photo on mountain or with dog. "I love travel, gym, and good vibes." But when meet, travel means drive to next state for burger, gym is once a week, and good vibes is Netflix on couch.
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>>34238290
Not this weekend. I have to drive my dad around tomorrow.
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>>34238285
we can do both
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Anyone else just know they’re going to die in a gas chamber if things keep on going the way they are?
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There is NOTHING better than FUCKING ERASURE quoting your cooking.
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>>34238291
You want strange men to take you into the woods and on top of mountains?
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>>34238284
I guess he'd prefer a public gallows kind of anarchy. :)
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Why the fuck was India allowed on the internet?
They should be quarantined
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>>34237742
DEINE MUTTER IST EIN HUNT
Shit I have to get up early to call my mom, kms



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