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Women, how was the Valentine's day sex?
First for >him.
>>34264176Delete this bullshit.
>>34264166*Crunch* stupid fairy bitcfh
>>34264177:,)
Genders, whats one thing that would dramatically help your country/society etc that most people are utterly unaware of even at a base, fundamental level in your view?
>>34264186Methnic cleansing
>>34264186MRepeal the Jones act.
>>34264186Education and critical thinking.
>>34264186Americans should drink more water
>>34264191fuck 49 and 50
I'm in love, she is so prefect :)
>>34264177Do you have $5.95, BV?>>34264196It’s the fluoride, I’m sure.
>>34264186Giving the women right to vote was a mistake considering the only societal issue they voted on was rights to abort kids freely
>>34264186>one thingit's hard to choose but food health and its ag pipeline. americagirlies on energy drink diets and bros getting butt cancer in their 30s is fucking us hardcore. diet changes a person from activity level to emotional regulation to hormones (and everything downstream from that)
>>34264186It’s so stupid that there are only fifty-something nuclear power plants in the USA
>>34264200That's not why it would be good to repeal.
>>34264209how do I not get the butt cancer?
>>34264214fuck puerto rico fuck people who buy things that have to be shipped at all
>>34264186>dramatically help>most people are utterly unaware ofI've got nothing
>>34264201Who and why
>>34264186MCastle doctrine laws should be added
Women, what would it take for you to date another woman seriously?
>>34264201I’m also in love
>>34264215we literally don't know why other than something must have changed in our food in at least the last 30 years (90s)
I wish i was a skinwalker
>>34264223I just don't see it happening I'm not bisexual enough>>34264215No more hot dogs
>>34264204That's not the amount you give the the lochness monster.
Msged a girl at 8 pmShe didnt reply at allIts carnaval rn in netherlands sonshes probably partyingShes getting her ass blown out right about now :/
Did I really physically pick girls up on the dance floor last night and bounce them into the air on my dick and then write shitposts about hyperspace manifolds of sex today? I really genuinely did not of those.Girls, how do you feel knowing that I did these things and that you share a space with me?
>>34264215eat fiber, even if u just have to get it in the form of powder in a bag just eat the fiber
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>34264229>I just don't see it happening I'm not bisexual enoughEnough?
>>34264232I’m impressed how flexible your spine is
>>34264237What do you need explained exactly?
>>34264186Replacing all our extremely aged infrastructure.
>>34264213MWomen, what would a man need to do to draw your attention? (as a potential romantic interest)No, not women's attention. (Your) attention in particular
>>34264218ok but you'd best not eat anything at a grocery store.
>>34264230All these locks could be yours. It’s 1700’s vintage from the looks of it.
>>34264239>>34264246Why in response to the nuclear power plant post?
>>34264157>>34264184>>34264207>Nope. You just haven’t learned your body yet.>Look, i know that you don’t know yet. But you can cum violently from vaginal stimulation. So hard that you won’t ever want to touch your clit ever again.,>My clit? Baby girl, i have taught girls to discover their orgasms.I'm a guy. I was just checking if you knew what you were talking about (you don't).The clitoris isn't just the external glans, it's an entire structure that runs through the vagina. Vaginal orgasms are still clitoral orgasms.
>>342642491989
>>34264252I see no difference.
Femanons, has your asshole recovered from the Valentine's Day anal?
>>34264176He got too drunk over the $300 steak house meal to get it up lolLuckily Dontarious from down stairs was available after he went home ;-)
>>3426425411188856365
as soon as a vibe touches the clit a woman is incapable of finding vaginal organisms
>>34264250I am too lazy to scroll all the way up/down to click [Reply to Thread] prompt, so instead I click on random post to open the reply tab.
>>34264208not true they were also the major force behind prohibition (objectively correct)
>>34264262Yeah it was so objectively correct it had to be abandoned because how bad of an idea it was
How big is too big?
>>34264261Fucking newfags
>>34264260Women are vaginal organisms
>>34264268Wow that sounds like really scientific and reliable source of information
>>34264268that's exactly how big I am
>>34264261This is the most advanced case of newfaggotry I've ever seen in 20 years. I'm astounded.
>>34264269Imagine being 30+ and still posting on this board, lmao
I love average women.
>>34264257You’ll have to spell that for me if you want me to get the message. Still hung over.
>>34264213>It’s so stupid that there are only fifty-something nuclear power plants in the USABased. Every city should be powered by a reactor.
>>34264282FemanonsWhats wrong with her nails
>>34264262Probation was before women got the right to vote. >>34264267Men voted for it.
>>34264286a.i.
Nuclear engineering isn't actually as hard as you have been led to believe. If you can pass calc 2, first year chemistry, first year physics, and are diligent about units, you can get a degree in it.
>>34264282Tfw this girl matched with me on TinderU mad, virgins?
>>34264232You sound fun and autistic.
Average woman can take a good care of her man!
>>34264249Am I supposed to buy that book? I can do tutorials off youtube.
>>34264255
>>34264290good for you joe
Is it normal or abnormal to kiss your girl after she gives you a head?
>>34264280>Imagine being 30+ and still posting on this board, lmaoNTA. What /adv/Ice can Zalphas give anyone?
>>34264172to each their own>>34264202i dont want him to ever feel like he would have to convience me. i imagine it would be a mutual understanding
I think modern pick up culture has ruined people's patience in picking up women. There's such a fear of being friend zoned that in a lot of circles the advice for men is "if she was interested you'd know" but that doesn't account at all for women's ability to fall for actions and character. Persistence itself is highly attractive as much as it's made out to be this taboo thing to not take no for an answer. There's a fear that you'll be a second or third choice without acknowledging that women sometimes don't even know what they want until the moment arrives that they do. Ideally you're ahead of the woman's decision making, pursuing her so she can be chased.
>>34264301yeah
>>34264301I do it so it's normal.
>>34264301If she swallowed its ok
>>34264176Not bad but I didn't wear lingerie because I didn't feel clean enough to put it on
>>34264280You can see the linked post in the textbox and that you can delete it. The kind of thing you figure out literally the second time you do it. Don't be mad at me because you're unobservant.
>>34264223>Women, what would it take for you to date another woman seriously?Literally nothing. I need no convincing.>>34264176>Women, how was the Valentine's day sex?Great. Why do you ask?
>>34264304women will simply have to adapt then
>>34264309Why's that?
>>34264298No, it was supposed to be joke. Unless you really want to know 1989 braiding secrets that is. Then that’s another thing.
>>34264311Probably because he's a virgin retard
>>34264302>What /adv/Ice can Zalphas give anyone?How to date a girl born after 9/11 for example.But I am not judging if you prefer fermented pussy, unc
>>34264223I've done it. It was fine but we were not meant to be. >>34264313My hair is looking flat and a bit greasy
>>34264303This is what I mean. There's this new idea that attraction and desire spawns out of thin air when all throughout history tests and chances to prove yourself and pursue have always been a measure for attraction.
>>34264304Very well said. I agree.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ciOoULvbZc
>>34264306Which one?
>>34264317Lingerie doesn't go on your hair.
>>34264314Silly goof.
>>34264316Regular zoomers can do that
>>34264320the uhhh the former or the latter. yyou know waht i mmean sorry immn a little discombobulatwed righ now
>>34264318>tests and chances to prove yourselfWe don't have those anymore. The rules were deemed to be too restrictive and misogynistic, so now we don't have any.
>>34264251>Vaginal orgasms are still clitoral orgasmsBut in practice they feel like and are experienced as very different things>>34264321It's about the full package. >>34264311Amazing korrasami
>>34264316Damn. Y2K pussy is fermented now?
>>34264327>2001christmas cake
>>34264312I don't want to fuck women that let me hit because they have no other choice and they're capitulation from market pressure. I want a woman to let me hit because she realizes as attraction sneaks up on her that she just suddenly really wants me to hit it and feels swept away and doesn't have her footing. Do she just lets me be her footing instead.
>>34264304Women always have multiple choices so if she doesnt give you full attention why even bother?Do you want to be sloppy seconds?Do you want to eat her out after another man is done with her or do you want to pay for "nice date" after she blew a dude in back of his beater car.Maybe shes gonna reward you with a kiss perhaps?
>>34264280Not trying to be rude, but how do young people find 4chan these days?In the 2000s it was usually raids or encyclopedia dramatica.
>>34264316I met with an 18yo girl recently and im 33
>>34264329More for me, I guess. I am an ojisan.
>>34264330if she wanted you, you'd know
My butthole itches after I wipe when I poop sometimes. Do I have butt cancer? Is it over?
>>34264332unironically reddit and instagram
>>34264332They come here from Reddit and Twitter, sometimes Facebook.They usually get roped in by greentext screencaps.
>>34264268Too big is bigger than almost anyone so who cares>>34264332I heard about it through the news
>>34264338Try black walnut extract, parasite boy.
>>34264331No, ill simply win and be the first choice. Why would I want a woman who has no other choices, that means I can't win her from other guys.
>>34264341Were you expecting hackers on steroids who close pools or secret internet nazis who got Trump elected with frog memes?
>>34264332i heard about /pol/ from my holocaust denying first cousin once removed at a family reunion. at like 14 i drank the kool-aid for a while. now I'm damned
>>34264260Not really. I can cum from piv rarely and I've jerked off with every toy there is.
How true is this?
>>34264350all women are like the top, doesnt matter if theyre white, latina, eskimo, etc.
>>34264347I don't know what I was expecting but maybe. I gravitated toward the more social parts immediately.
>>34264347who that boi
>>34264346Cute
>>34264336She does but it took time."She doesn't like you unless she's easy" is such a retarded line of thinking. That only results in the worst type of women. By definition the easier a woman is the less she's even thinking about you seriously.You think women that can't even decide what to eat that night actually choose you when they let you hit it easily? No, it's raw emotion and impulse. She never even thought about it.
>>34264350Unfortunately all women now have the feminazi brain virus thanks to tiktok and ig.And be VERY carefull of the tradwife larpers, who had their backs blown out all their lives, but once they are 30 and single they need a walking ATM (you) to provide
Ive come down with sick now
>>34264223Seriously like monogamy? Or like we can bang men and each other come first before men?
>>34264346
>>34264332Since I know you uncs are out of touch with reality, I will let you on a secret.Pretty much entire zoomer internet culture is shaped after 4chan/xitter posting from 2009-2020.So visiting 4chan is like going to Mecca is for shitskins. You don't do that every day, but you have to do it at least once a lifetime.
>>34264355i dont know what i was getting ative never interacted with a woman romantically
>>34264359oowah-ah-ah-ah
>>34264357Maybe because you are too fat and you cant even wash yourself properly you fat bitch
>>34264359Get well>>34264357It seems like brown guys don't eat pussy but white guys do. I'm half white half brown so I see both sides of it
>>34264357what purpose does it servei derive no pleasure from itim not a subso why
>>34264357not going down on fat
any femanons look like this?>>>/gif/30273371
>>34264268the only thing more annoying men whining about their dicks is women patronizingly lying about how it doesnt achshually matter at all
>>34264355>decide what to eatngl but offer any woman avocado toast and cheesecake, curious to know how many would turn that down
>>34264357Why do women in these videos do that stupid pointing to their crotch when they say downtown?
>>34264359Vodka, garlic, honey, tea.
>>34264350Women only like cooking for the kids
>>34264350I like blond women they arent that great tho asians are hot i had sex with an asian woman and i couldnt tell if my dick was in i couldnt cum at all and she got really wet like it was dripping. Idk. Shit was crazy i got bored and left had some coffee but i didnt shower idk. Shit was mad boring. Idk i just wanted to pretend but idk. I dont know if she liked it it felt like she orgasmed a lot my balls were slapping againsy her ass i was basically using her as a fleshlight. Idk shit wasnt fun at all i dont like sex anymore. I dont want to have sex anymore
>>34264362I knew this, but I appreciate you saying as much, nephew. Thank you for enjoying my posts.You're doing the same thing that some people my age did with Something Awful.
any femanons look like this?>>>/fit/77089169
we have to ban the crosslinking of porn. it just allows the coomer swamp to swamp up the place with more coom. also his dick is tiny
>>34264378The one blonde girl I've slept with was a pervert and tons of fun.
>>34264368Some male Hispanics like going down on women i think as long as they're shaved
>>34264368>It seems like brown guys don't eat pussy but white guys do.Hey seriously, what's up with that? Most outspoken dudes I've known who were against eating pussy were Mexicans and native guys.
my asshole itches so much bro
>>34264348You can come back, anon.
Me and JH 30 minutes after meeting up irl>>>/gif/30273577
>>34264384cunnilingus is an inherently pathetic and beta male act. natives and hispanics are higher T than bitch ass white boys
>>34264385You may have hemorrhoids my liege
Do you know how to fight?
>>34264383Too many Hispanic guys are just gross, thuggy greasy men with little mustaches>>34264384More macho maybe?
if these men were women they'd think they were 5/10s
>>34264382I genuinely like nobody and nothing. Everyone is an alien or an inhuman monster to me. I wish i could sit on the sun and pretend to be liquid. I havent found one friend my entire life, woman or man. Im completely alone. At this point the only reason i do anything is in the hopes some day ill meet a companion and so far every effort is fruitless. Every day i feel more and more like death is my only chance at happiness, as the slim chance something unknown on the other side is greater than the absolute 0 chance you have of being happy when you have nobody to share life with. I just want one memory with anyone.
>>34264386sure i got out of the holocaust denial but i picked up every other bad 4chanism like being a porn addict, a miserable antisocial loser, saying cruel and hateful things online etc.
If he loved me whyd he leave me
>>34264390Not really. I haven't been in a fistfight since I was a little kid.
>>34264357This is OF b8
>>34264389How tho? I'm not fat
>>34264392Stop.
>>34264387I haven't really looked at the porn on this site but that's kinda hot.
>>34264395maybe he likes that one panic at the disco song
>>34264393>At this point the only reason i do anything is in the hopes some day ill meet a companionso why'd you make this post?
>>34264398Do you strain a lot on the toiler?
>>34264362Kek. It seems like LGBT and African American culture have a bigger influence on the youth.
>>34264402He probably does
>>34264392>>34264392an example
Question for men.Have you ever slept with a girl who liked to play video games with you?
>>34264397It's TikTok MotherFucker! Tik Fucking Tok!
>>34264401Its a pretty good thread, currently checking it out
>>34264411yeah my ex
>>34264403After a certain point you just give up and talk to randoms. Ive tried therapists and they betray me like anyone else. Now i just say cruel things to random women on the street that works a lot better. I almost cried from the last woman who looked at me in the face. I just cant do it anymote the women i know of haha raped me a lot idk how but like i can never be with anyone else. I just wanna see her again. Its really scary to he around girls that dont rape me.
>>34264387sex is so gross looking honestly. if i ever do it its going to be in the dark
>>34264394Not him but the holobunga is like the only 4chanism I still have. I don't know for sure it didn't happen but there's way too much "the Soviet Union said so, trust me bro" in there to say it did. Also /pol/'s razor remains undefeated.
>>34264384We're men, not lesbians
>>34264411I had a girl want to start playing video games with me a while after we started sleeping with each other.
>>34264406You were not alive in the early 2000s. Wiggerism was ubiquitous in a way it hasn't come close to being since.
>>34264410Why the fuck are thongs considered normal now? I went to a family water park in a two piece thinking I was too sexy but FUCK no girls now wear a fucking g string
>>34264404Like 40-50% of the time
>>34264416Yeah its better when u got a man to have sex with u tho especially when u game with the
>>34264387>Me and JHAnon, the OP of that thread specifically said no one of JH's persuasion.
>>34264411Yep. One time so long ago a girl came over to play Kingdom hearts with me on PS2 and we fooled around.
>>34264387Not if you fuck as bad as that.
>>34264421If your body is nice it doesnt matter you can wear a one piece and its gonna look sexyThe problem is with underage girls wearing those
>>34264395I told my gf that if she continues to treat me like dirt that even though I love her I wouldn't stay. She interpreted this as me leaving her.
>>34264425why would i have sex with a man? im not gay
>>34264426Jh is not an nword JH is a delicious nubian qween
>>34264411no girl has ever played video games with me, nor has one ever slept with me, either in the literal "sleep" sense or the sexual intercourse sense
>>34264303>i dont want him to ever feel like he would have to convience me.why not? romantic gestures seem nice to me idk
>>34264418Real men eat pussy
>>34264357That countertop is fighting for its life.>>34264380That's fucking disgusting and ruined my mood.>>34264383Not true. Going down on women is indirect contrast to machismo. Men don't go down on women, women go down on men and then make them dinner.>>34264390>Do you know how to fight?Yes, I've got a purple belt in BJJ and have been kickboxing for years. Plus, I grew up having to fight.>>34264392This nigga ain't 5/10 he's 1/2 ton.
Hello girlies Let me go down on you immediately.
>>34264411My ex liked to play video games. We'd play Overwatch together sometimes, and we also played through A Way Out together.Oh, we played Beyond: Two Souls (hilarious game) and passed the controller back and forth in Detroit: Become Human and Until Dawn, too.After how that relationship went, though, a woman liking video games isn't very high on my list of must-haves. It'd be fun, but a woman not being into games at all is definitely not a dealbreaker for me.
>>34264421Cus men are cowards il explain as far as i knowWomen are gay weaklings that have to act like men in public to carry jobsThey have to pretend to be men but the only thing they have over us is sexiness and loveability probably some mental stuff and physical stuff we dont know ofSo they are basicaly gay men now cus theyre in the work forceGay men are sluts they need tough men to protect themGay men love being slutsWomen love feeling in control they dont get it at home or in the workplaceThey do it with relationships by being sexy and being good at being fit pretty in their arenaSo every girls basic edge over men is their sexy little body.So basically the more inappropriate a woman is the more powerful she isThink about that for a second and apply it to what i just said plz.
>>34264422That's a lot of the time, milord. His majesty needs to drink more water and eat more fiber, methinks.
>>34264444so . . . women shouldnt have rights?
>fat hate starts>femanons disappearconfirms what ya'll suspected.
>>34264411No, I only play autism simulators.
>>34264411Yes.
>>34264444I think you are overthinking this
>>34264426On /gif/ it just means no black menBlack women is okay
should I stay a virgin for as long as possible just for the hell of it?
>>34264442Women don't like guys that go down, they respect guys that refuse to do it out of their strong principals.
>>34264441Well not all women make good dinners but yes some/most women go down on guys. Tbh maybe it's better guys shouldn't go down on women(mouth cancer, sti's, etc)
>>34264411No I don't know any women to play games with or one that would want to sleep with me.
>>34264418If you have to thump your chest and tell me you're a man, you're a boy.
>>34264447Will do, I probably have too little fiber. I just want to poop and go about my day like nothing happened. Sitting feels so weird sometimes
>>34264449The economy has been split and the only way to right it and not have all of us turned over to cancer and trannyism at this point is to delete some of it and invent a new carThe modern car is imbalanced and too specialized. We need to create a car with a modern steering wheel and more flattened wheels. That means changing every road as well as our entire globalist society. It will allow for women to get back into roles more befitting them and create an economy relying on the modern mans brainpower instead of women. Economies are very variable. The car would also need a new engine.
>>34264458Well I'm going to do it anyway.
what does it mean if some says you have a bird chest
>>34264317What went wrong?
How do you even survive on 4chan as a woman (biological)? Genuinely curious about this. What is the general routine?
>>34264464Same. They love it, in my experience.I like locking eyes with them while I do it.
>>34264420Am I an unc or not?
>>34264440REAL MEN FUCK women in their HOLES so hard they BLEED and then leave them in a DITCH to DIE
>>34264465Means it's small.
OMWTMATCAHSAHST
>>34264412No shit, she still has an OF account.
>>34264465Fix your rib flare>>34264468Wdym you just read and type words
>>34264458I like doing it but I don't do it that often because of >>34264459. I wouldn't do it outside an LTR either.>>34264469For me it's when she squeezes my shoulders with her legs.
>>34264468>laugh at stupid moids>shitpostThas it. Thas wat i do.
>>34264473Real men are me not you. No one but me is a real man because by definition I am a real man and no one else.
On places online, esp 4chan I see a lot of men express remorse or shame about the stuff they get off to. Do women here ever go through a similar thing? Or do you guys just do whatever and get on with your day after? Assuming you're a freak and not vanilla.
>>34264473Real men are GAY
Hey, I'm this guy again >>34263127 and I said I would report back. Tl;Dr friends with a girl for over a decade and we have just recently become romantic and I'm afraidWe got dinner tonight and had sex again. I'm really nervous that this is going too quickly. I know we had half our lives of buildup but I feel like it's too perfect too soon and all this will will fizzle out. We did have a great day but I'm scared as hell. I'm getting all my fantasies fulfilled and I'm worried that this will end in pain and regret like I've never imagined.
>>34264483I hate it when men have boobs so big their nipple is on sideways.
>>34264480if you were real then you would be the One True Consciousness (which you arent)how can you say you exist when the universe only exists from my perspective? when i sleep, the universe ceases to exist
>>34264483Real men are not homos anon
Watched “Dr. No” yesterday. Fun film.
>>34264484Just roll with it.
>>34264473Jeffery?
>>34264475On my way to make a toasted cheese and ham sandwich and have some tomatoes.
I miss him he liked me and held me. These people hate me
>>34264482In josei manga rape is the vanilla.
how long is too long to sleep in clotheslike i take a shower, then put on a t shirt and underwear, then go to the gas station to fill up, then go to bed. should i change? how about a restaurant. do i need another shower?
>>34264489I'm trying to just be cool but I'm literally shaking. When she kissed me today I was literally shaking I was so afraid of fucking up
I cut my hair off, how do I tell my boyfriend? He thinks I went to get it washed and dyed.
>>34264461Enjoy your whitebois then
>>34264491Woah! That's right. How did you guess?
>>34264486My hyperdimensional sex manifold fills the entire Hilbert space with an infinite number of phase trajectories. I am the the sex god. I am THE man.
>>34264484Yeah, don't psych yourself out. You've got a great thing going, let yourself enjoy it.
>>34264492lol too bad you fucked it up
>>34264498I didn't guess I knew exactly what it meant.
>>34264495But you didn't
>>34264496Lots of guys like the tomboy thing
>>34264496you tell him, by either utilizing some sort of text based communications, maybe a telephone call, then use you mouth to vocalize language, in the form of sounds called "words" which are used to transmit information between human beings
>>34264477>Wdym you just read and type wordsIdk, I come here to masturbate to anime girls directly onto my monitor. Do you guys do it too?
>>34264497I am the whitebois.
>>34264496Is he the kind that likes long hair? Just be honest and don't stress over it.
>>34264504What? But how?
>>34264492I don't hate you, babe.
Women who watch hetero porn, what's your favorite type and/or genre?
>>34264484I'm watching you have sex with amy schumer, moid. (I Feel Pretty)They just plugged hidden valley ranch.
>>34264501I didn’t do it
>>34264511Because I am you!
>>34264508Mi come here to feel negative emotions
>youtube keeps purging the relaxing ASMR channels and leaving only horrible and triggering ASMR channelsit's fucking intentional, and probably done by women
Bored again.
>>34264509Lmao, no wonder!
>>34264387>Me and JH 30 minutes after meeting up irlShe's probably gonna go on some rant about how hard it is to prep
>>34264505I didn't. We had a fun day. I was worried I would be too nervous to get hard so I haven't been jerking off at all and that helped.
>>34264516NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>34264515you probably did.
>>34264518one day ill delete my google account and never use youtube again
>>34264518Triggering how?
>>34264522See? You're fine. Everything is going well. Don't worry.
*bows*
>>34264484How the hell are you friends for a decade and don't do anything
>>34264518Does tinnitus count as ASMR?
i havent combed my hair in years. why bother? what good is wasting time putting effort into youre appearance when it doesnt get me friends or laid
>>34264524What do you think it was
>>34264517This guy gets it
>>34264530I've been there before myself. I dated one of my friends from middle school after college.
Does anybody know if there are any side effects to sleeping for only 2 hours a day?
i couldnt imagine being friends with someone for a decade. after elementary school, all my friends from there disappeared. same for middle, high, and college.
>>34264484>I'm getting all my fantasies fulfilled and I'm worried that this will endIt will end, even in the best case scenario you'll die eventually. If you can't enjoy something temporary you'll never be able to enjoy anything in life.
I did 20 pushups and the itchiness almost completely went away
>>34264509*pats your hat and scratches your scruff?
>>34264387My ass is so sore I can't even watch this without being in pain. God give me strength.
Maybe a weird question but state your sex and what you think are the pros and cons of living in a monastery.Assume you'd be with your own sex obv.
>>34264525The amount of work I have to do to get away from videos made by AI is awful. The whole platform has been jeet-ified.
>>34264538My friends didn't disappear. I just refuse to contact them, and actively avoid them.
>>34264541it frightens the pinworms that live in your anus
>>34264518>youtube keeps purging the relaxing ASMR channelsImagine the kino that's been lost to the void forever...
>>34264543How big was his dick?
Completely ignored messages of these people from uni now I have to see them all again tomorrow. I just prefer being alone.
>>34264546then you have no reason to be sad. i miss having my friends.
>>34264544Pros:FoodBedCons:Living in a monastery Worship
>>34264532Making yourself look approachable and nonhomeless may have some people talk to you occasionally.
>>34264549Almost 7". This Valentine's weekend has been rough.
>>34264538I'm still tight friends with my childhood friend and most of my other friends lasted about 12 years each.it's my basis for evaluating women so poorly as people. women will literally burn bridges on friendships somewhere between 6 months and 2 years.
>>34264532They say if you're stranded for an extended period of time you should still groom if possible because it effects your morale.
>>34264552I miss them too.I still avoid them, tho.
>>34264529*mlem*
>>34264544MPros>ceaseless prayer>honest work>fraternity>the privilege to possibly be an exemplary Christian who inspires other ChristiansCons>a very small physical world>no wife>no kidsI couldn't do it, but I'm glad others can. Monks and nuns are pretty incredible people in my eyes.
>>34264537Just look up sleep deficits
Girls. What would you do with my social security number?
>>34264541>I did 20 pushups and the itchiness almost completely went awayGet laser hair surgery. Maybe you don't clean your butt well
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>>34264555but it didnt do that. when i was younger, less depressed, and much better looking, and put much more effort in my appearance, the results were exactly the same as they are now. NOTHING! nothing but fucking nothing.
>>34264530We met in middle school and in high school having outright sex was way too extreme but we did have a few suggestive moments I guess. We stood in the dark in total silence in a laundry room in high school and she let me feel her boobs but that was it. Now we are suddenly doing EVERYTHING all the way and something about it makes me think I should pump the brakes. But I'm not the one initiating, she is. I wasn't going to push for sex today but she did.
>>34264547I asked ChatGPT and it said that's not how it works
>>34264569OpenAI is in the pockets of big pinworm. Don't believe its lies
>>34264558i dont feel any better after shaving or wearing "nice" clothes. going out i still feel self loathing and suicidal ideation. people still think im an ugly faggot. so why try
>>34264564I'd make AI porn of you getting pegged and post it on onlyfans.
would a young woman only ghost a relationship when the guy wants to talk about a problem he noticed that he wanted to discuss, only because she’s cheating?
>>34264567You mean, you didn't talk to women at all?
MIf I am going to kill myself, should I rape a girl I think of, just to feel what's it like before I die?
Are femanons jaded because they post here or do they post here because they're jaded?
>>34264565But I wipe until there is nothing left, like the paper doesn't change color at all
KAAAMEEEE
>>34264578bro don't do any of that
>>34264556The last time I did anal with a guy who had a genuinely big dick I wanted to throw up. The feeling of it so deep in there is queasy and uncomfortable
>>34264580See a doctor
>>34264579If you mean 4chan in general, the former.
>>34264468>How do you even survive on 4chan as a woman (biological)?It's much, much better now than it used to be. The time I was coming up on 4chan, no one would believe you were a woman unless you posted a timestamped picture of yourself with a Sharpie up your butthole.>>34264482>Do women here ever go through a similar thing?Absolutely. Sometimes I look in my reflection in the black screen if my phone or monitor and think like Kratos: "By the gods, what have I become?">>34264513>what's your favorite type and/or genre?WMBF, or anything with a good story.>>34264531>Does tinnitus count as ASMR?The opposite. I listen to ASMR to help with my tinnitus.>>34264537>Does anybody know if there are any side effects to sleeping for only 2 hours a day?Higher cortisol levels, chronic fatigue, poor recovery/healing, delusions, migraines, and a whole slew of other ailments. Besides food and water, sleep is the most important thing. >>34264544Pros:>Dedicating your life to something greater>A sense of community>Faith and certainty in an uncertain world>Simple livingCons>Surrounded by the type of women that wanted to live in a monastery>No sex, masturbation, or romance>Strict lifestyle>Frown on being a bad bitch>>34264579>Are femanons jaded because they post here or do they post here because they're jaded?The second one.
>>34264583He obvs doesn't use the whole thing.
>>34264581HAAAMEEEE
>>34264577no not really. i sat with some freshmen year at lunch but we never really talked. i think they felt bad for me for being a sad lonely loser. after the first semester though i didnt see them anymore. lunch schedule or different classes or something. same with men. id make acquaintances in the classroom but once we left we might as well have been strangers. never could make a connection
>>34264589HAAAAAAAAAA
>>34264584My doctor is a fag and won't help me. I complained 3 years ago that sitting was hurting my tailbone and all he did was suggest I get a donut cushion. Admittedly, it did make the pain go away but he didn't check or do anything. He just came into the office, said that, and left
>>34264579I'm having fun here and I like the horny vibe. This is my first day ever participating here on this site.
>>34264586Do you ever run out of avatar images?
femanons do you want to feel a penis slowly get hard or quickly get hard?
>>34264590You can just talk to people here, hun. No pressure.
Prod i am a manCons i am a sexy ladyPlz plz sit ony my face and then lick my bum plz no im srs holy shit i dont need that shit today likeTEASAHAHHHHH YEAAAAHHHHWTFYEAAAAAHYEAAAAHNIGGERSTONNNNGUEMYANGUSSSSSHEHEHEHEHEFUCK YEAAAAAHHAHAHAHAH TEEHEHEHEHEHE NIGGERROSS HAHAHAHHAfedshoneypot
>>34264582Too late, the course is already set. It's just the matter of which trigger do I pull first
>>34264568>Now we are suddenly doing EVERYTHINGTell the class
>>34264597I wanna feel >his penis.
>>34264597As long as it gets hard and stays that way
>>34264597I didn't know there were different speeds of erections. I thought they all get hard around the same speed.
>>34264598well thats what im doing now. but anons can never be real friends.
>>34264603this is as uninteresting as the schizospammer
>>34264599Another femoid crashout
>>34264605men are about to update your knowledge
>>34264607You're as uninteresting as the schizospammer
>>34264600sex is gay and lameshoot yourself in the chest, its less scary ironically. make sure you hit the heart though. 3-5 seconds then its over. shotguns are ideal
>>34264597It's hot to see but sometimes I don't want to wait.
>>34264606Well that's because idk what to call you.
Haven't shaved in 4 days. Feeling quite dirty.
>>34264585Specifically atogaFemanons elsewhere don't seem so jaded
>>34264594Change doctors
>>34264611Boring. If I go out I want to at least traumatize someone for life before I go.
>>34264615I found shaving every day keeps me normal even when I don't have to work. clean shaven is the way for man
>>34264586What story are you looking for in straight porn?
>>34264614You can call me Bond. James Bond.
>>34264618I think regularly posting ITT leads to becoming impatient with frequently asked, unimportant questions. So the disinterest or curtness can come across as jadedness.
>>34264621Indeed.
>>34264601What is there to even say? We were sitting on a couch and I spanked her because she said that's a big fetish she has. She bounced her butt in my lap and I came inside her. She's on the pill so I guess it's fine but it does make me a little tiny bit nervous. We basically didn't say anything during all that.
>>34264176Too much. And it's going to start again tomorrow morning. Idk how to ask for a break without embarrassing myself after constantly talking shit and hyping myself up as a sex goddess.
>>34264623Okay, Bond.What would you like to chat about?
>>34264628Obviously what you need to do is call in a friend for help and give him a threesome.
>>34264629I wasn't the original anon you were talking to I just wanted to say that.
>>34264553You forgot the con of being surrounded by tradcucks
I apologize for above song lyric i am a cuck
name one thing better than physical contact with a pretty femoid
>>34264630It's already been a constant threesome, and they're ganging up on me. If anything, it's making it twice as hard to keep up.
>>34264636I heard the spray
>>34264611>>34264620Like maybe tricking someone into thinking it was accidental homicide not suicide.Or me asking that girl out I mentioned earlier on a date. And when she will obviously reject me, I will kill myself in front her house, to make her feel like it her fault or something.I am looking for something excentric.
>>34264595Brace yourself, it gets much hornier. (And more toxic).
>>34264596>Do you ever run out of avatar images?No, and I have a ton that I can't post because it's a blue board. >>34264622>What story are you looking for in straight porn?Just something convincing. Not the generic "Help, I'm stuck in the dryer!">>34264636Physical contact with TWO pretty femoids
>>34264631Oh ok. Are you gonna talk to me?
>>34264628JH?
>>34264647Obvs.
>>34264644No. I don't know if he gets hard quick or slow.
>>34264586>Absolutely. Sometimes I look in my reflection in the black screen if my phone or monitor and think like Kratos: "By the gods, what have I become?"whats the worst shit youve gooned to?
>>34264645Stop posting this gay shit, you motherless child.You type like a tranny from /vg/.
>>34264636sexo
>>34264627She sounds like a whore Whores always win
>>34264586>Absolutely. Sometimes I look in my reflection in the black screen if my phone or monitor and think like Kratos: "By the gods, what have I become?"Kek. I've literally said that to myself before.
>>34264645What's convincing to you?
>>34264657You can stop now.
>>34264628Don't you have like work?
>>34264653ntait's too late. she's already making me want to make out with a girl
>>34264660Nope. It's a three day weekend.
>>34264661Fag
>>34264661>she
moids, would you like it if you had a woman who trimmed your facial hair for you while giving you a head massage?
>>34264652>whats the worst shit youve gooned to?You couldn't torture that information out of me.>>34264658>What's convincing to you?Something that would seem legitimate. Paying for a pizza with sex? Not realistic.Being coerced to fuck a cop because you got caught smuggling drugs? Much more realistic.
maybe, but i haven't done anything yettt
>>34264666yes extremely yes
I miss him desperately and I don’t want to. Make it stop
>>34264661Idgaf about the context. I was talking about this gay faggot cartoon.
Either sex, what are the odds that all three regular woman /atoga/ namefags just so happen to be extremely hot, wealthy bisexuals in polygamous relationships?
>>34264665sometimes i forget most of you aren't in the discord
>>34264667>You couldn't torture that information out of me.big data knows what you've gooned to, it's just a matter of time before it's leaked
>>34264666>trimmed your facial hairNo, she will do it wrong. Also fuck off Satan.
>>34264666>moids, would you like it if you had a womanyes
>>34264673That would be so strange. I don't believe it. Also who's the third femanon.
>>34264670contact the ones you miss. it's something you can't do once they're dead, so don't waste time
hehe, oops! this was for >>34264663
>>34264667oh get over yourself, i sincerely doubt it's anywhere near as bad as half the men ITT.
>>34264667So rape? Lol
>>34264673>wealthyI live with my dad and have a part-time job. If you mean my wealth is immaterial, that's also a stretch.
>>34264671making more women bi is a good cause
>>34264662Have they fucked each other?
>>34264686Of course.
>>34264666Yh sounds relaxing
>>34264685There are 0 (zero) biological females in this thread
>>34264673You mention 3 traits that don't apply to all 3 of the women
>>34264646Sorry I am watching yourube. Kings and Generals
>>34264690>says the moid that has taken black dick exclusively
>>34264690BV is guaranteed foid
>>34264670Who do you miss
>>34264693Stfu you fucking tranny, tired of your larp already
>>34264667>Paying for a pizza with sex? Not realistic.It is for Epstein
>>34264692Did you know that King Louie the 7th was cucked?
Test me pussy boy, don’t try
>>34264690There are sometimes. One got chased out of here, but I met her irl recently.
>>34264690I guess there's no point in being here then.
>>34264697No. Interesting fact.
>>34264682>>34264683If only. I will admit to getting off to rape porn.
>>34264696>huehuehuehuehue he didn't deny it.
>>34264692BazBattles is superior.
>>34264666I'm going to get my haircut tomorrow just for a little bit of that feel
>>34264680Doesnt help
>>34264703Oh wait, it was beef jerky. My bad.
>>34264705What makes it appealing as goonshit?
>>34264705is it sex with bugs again
Getting a woman off sounds too hard 2bh
>>34264667>>34264682for example, i get off to blacked.
>>34264705Rape porn is basic vanilla stuff to most of you women
>>34264700>One got chased out of here, but I met her irl recently.Did you smash?
>>34264708jealous. i play with my own hair but just imagine how breathtaking it would be to brush a stray hair out of my face
>>34264544F. I've actually thought about doing this for real before, but it's a long and tedious process>ProsQuiet, easy living. I like routine. Domestic tasks and reading/studying. Minimal socializing or going out. Food and board. Sense of purpose>ConsLosing the possibility to have sex, marriage, and a family someday
ive been a good goood girl for a long time ( great song) i love tay tay too! :)for the ladies? why are black men such pussies haha they kill themselves so often these days :)their dicks are hard to get to :)) -- | >>> not so much these days :v)) !
>>34264690Are you Julian? He discovered a lot of "femanons" were actually trannies.
>>34264716>addyits the same it always has been
>>34264166women favorite kind of clothes on guys?
>>34264712>What makes it appealing as goonshit?A few things. One is that you're so desirable that someone will defy all social etiquette and force themselves on you to have you. There's also a lack of accountability for it. Like, "Well, it was against my will, so it's not my fault." And the inherent eroticism of fawning or losing. >>34264714Eww, not that bad. Not far off, though.>>34264717Oh, yours is way worse.
>>34264544I don't think that is supposed to be a pro/con thingYou're supposed to sacrifice your life and comfort in exchange for a closer relationship with God
>>34264731NTA. I knew a girl who'd goon to porn of Wrex from ME
>>34264186getting rid of the unofficial 4th branch of government aka the administrative (unintentionally created via the necessary and proper clause of the US constitution)
https://youtu.be/YXwYJyrKK5A?t=104
>>34264725No. But I recognize the same exact writing patter from /vg/ and plebbit.
>>34264721Nah, we're just friends. Even if we weren't, I wouldn't do that on the first date.She's beautiful, though. Meeting her is probably the best thing I've ever gotten out of using this website.
>>34264731>Eww, nooh thank god. it's just egg laying or centaurs or something
>>34264700Which one?
>>34264666You will cut my face
>>34264735and have congress ACTUALLY do their jobs? Ridiculous
Why is it that women consume male musicians but men dislike female musicians? They hate taylor swift, gaga, britney spears, etc are men just prejudiced because they think it’s girl music?
and in a flurry of carnivery, I was all alone, husky and shamed for my own future flowmister little person that came upon me that day. he knew me he saw me he told me to stayhe saw me there and followed me downto the river to play to the river to playhe always knew mewhat id becomehe said no little boywe'll be togethersome dayand my mother told me when i was very youngthe same little thingwe'd all be togethersome dayand i dont believe it anymorenot one wordtheres nothing out there for meno girls and no boysso tell me a story, little man that you are tell me will anything i do fix you or i or anything?i doubt thats the truth in fact i dont trust anything elsethan my own two eyestelling me oneness is the truththat being alone and being togetheris the only two things i ever thought were untruethat we all fall from the same boator come to the same trough of waterto kill our neighbor or fuck over our brotherso tell me again, why you think i'd careabout anyones opinions, or the color of our hair?i dont care and i never will, about race or about creedbecause im always aloneunlike youi can winthe greatest lie never told
>>34264737>writing patterI recognize this writing pattern from India
>>34264186MGetting rud of unions. They're behind so many of the dumbest government policies it's ridiculous
>>34264745I love Lady Gaga, Grimes, Garbage, Eurythmics
>>34264745Men only like art to goon to. They are otherwise gay and hate women's voices.
>>34264745Women's voices sound worse, they don't make the macho rock n roll I want, and the lyrics are stuff I don't care about and can't relate to
>>34264745M. I don't hate gaga. The standards are probably the same you just don't hear about the musicians women don't like as much. Also you listed like exclusively pop artists
>>34264745I like Nightwish and Arch Enemy. I just don't like pop music.
>>34264749Hey Elon.
>>34264745Women don't just consume male music they consume music marketed towards them from male musiciansIdk what popular female musician is making music for the male market like Harry Styles makes it for the female market
>>34264717>>34264705Still not as bad as me. Damn I might be cooked.
>>34264183I love >him so much. :,}
>>34264748Just because you live there doesn't mean everyone else has to as well.
>>34264749I can at least respect this if you're wealthy. If not, you're a cuckold.
>>34264754Those are mostly male bands just with a female lead vocalistDon't think that counts
>>34264745I listen to a lot of music with female vocals I'm just not a big fan of pop music
>>34264740Guess.>>34264745Wtf lol? I like plenty of female musicians, just not most of what's gotten radio play in the last 15 years, unfortunately.Taylor Swift's music is so bland to my ears. Not a fan. Plus I'm old enough to think she's still a huge pop country cornball.I liked The Fame Monster, and I like most of Britney's discography. Britney's got one of the most impressive voices in the history of recorded music, honestly.
>>34264745Men are just more creative than women. Take a look at your favorite books and you'll notice that most of them are written by men too.
>>34264751>Men only like art to goon to. They are otherwise gay and hate women's voices.I've literally cum to your voice before. You don't have a leg to stand on.
Men love evanescence
>>34264767Get that emo shit the fuck out of my face
>>34264765Women read more than men and we have better writing skills than men
>>34264762So the band has to be 51% female to count?
>>34264761I get the romantic idea of helping workersI really doBut it's a blindspot that has allowed labor unions to grab political powerDid you know how fucked Chicago is because of the Teachers unions there? Have you heard of the harassment that Jaime Escalante, the teacher from Stand and deliver, got from the teachers union? They're all like thatSpinning their sad story while paying politicians from the collection dues they forcibly getFuck them
taylor swift is the reason 9/11 happened its hard for me to say this but the arabs have claimed most of our women. old wars were always fought when the most gorgeous of women were in peril. we had to die for them to be in the stronger city. its unfortunate but most of our women are slowly going to arab cities to try their luck with their women. yes you heard me. they are stronger than us on a national level and hopefully i can leave the USA in the next 10 years to emigrate there or to eastern europe. we might get nuked soon.taylor swift taught me if you just keep writing poetry you can always talk white when you need it most. poetry reminds us of our deepest roots and who we love most in life, who we respect most and what we fear most of all. its a ways away of ever seeing that.
>>34264769Now take a look at your favorite books and you'll notice that most of them are written by men.
>>34264764Idk there's only so many. Namefag or no?
>>34264734>I knew a girl who'd goon to porn of Wrex from MEOf course I know her. She's me.>>34264739I prefer werewolves and minotaurs to centaurs.
>>34264774Nope, no name.
>>34264770No but there's a clear difference between those bands and what OP was referencing to with Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga
>>34264771>Teachers unionsThose are unions for government employees, of course the they're going to be corrupt.
>>34264775Ma'am, Wrex is an anthropomorphic horny toad
>>34264775>I prefer werewolves and minotaursthis is just typical modern foidism
>>34264772men* most of their men are pussies too but the arabs are in power in the usa right now due to them having nuke potential while we dont.most people dont realize this but a payload of 10s of thousands of nukes like news outlets claim the west has, is literally impossible to hold and to maintain. that would have probably world ending consequences and may have fallout potential for 100s of miles around it. the arabs probably have 2 or 3 working nukes and require us to betray each other for them to nuke our cities. we dont have the balls to do it anymore and we no longer have the secrets. whatever happened on 9/11 shifted everything for us and it had something to do with taylor swift im pretty sure.ive been trying to get with blond girls my whole life iktf arab bros
>>34264779I already said I wanted to fuck him. You don't have to keep trying to convince me.
>>34264782Point and laugh at the scalie
>>34264775Lol. Not having Wrex as a squadmate after ME: 1 was such bullshit.>Citadel dlc doesn't count, it lasted like 10 minutes.
so basically cold war 3 has been going on for several months, and the arabs are choosing which cities to nuke or who to trade the nuke secrets to. I think they will nuke 3 cities this time and it will be disastrous for the world economy. china may have some too but i heavily doubt it. israel controls the arabs somehow
>>34264777>No but there's a clear difference between those bands and what OP was referencing to with Taylor Swift and Lady GagaCan you spell it out for me? What's the criteria here?
>>34264773I doubt 50 shades of grey was written by men
>>34264785wtf he's not in either of the sequels?? I only played the first game.
>>34264717i dont really get the appeal for women tbqh
ugh I hate being 6'4"
>>34264783Kelly is the one that brought scale itch on board by fucking varren. Or maybe Shepard, depending how freaky you think she is.>>34264789He's in both games, just not as a squad mate.
>>34264775>I prefer werewolves and minotaursThey should make a spinoff Elder Scrolls about Alessia and her Minotaur boyfriend
>>34264792That's a guy
Men are total weirdos and wackos. None of them are normal people. Very strange and abnormal creatures
>>34264794That's so bogus. It's been ages since I played it, but I remember him mopping up a lot of shit with shotguns.I kept him, Garrus and Tali with me for most of the game.
>>34264792Same basic idea as bestiality.
Women, are you proud of your "hear me out"?
>>34264787The women you mentioned appeal to the male gaze
>>34264775Is it because he's tall?
>>34264799NTA. You should play the legendary edition anon.
>>34264787Marketed as the band vs marketed as the singer
>>34264805I probably should, yeah.
>>34264775Is default femshep your headcanon Shepard? I make a different character everytime, but she's always who I imagine when mass effect is mentioned.
>>34264802>Women, are you proud of your "hear me out"?Most of them. Some, I have no defense for.>>34264804>Is it because he's tall?No, more because he's massive and would make me feel smol. He's also funny, extremely loyal, and pretty chill. Garrus is just a little too polished for me.
>>34264776NTA. The girl who does these =) =( emoticons?
>>34264808Yeah, it really grew on me due to the fanart. Now I just do minor tweaks, like different makeup or blue cybernetic scars.
>>34264806Well I don't listen to the kind of music that's usually focused around an individual.
>>34264811Nope!
>>34264809>would the aliens>wouldn't the kneegrow
