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Makeup can be fun sometimes edition.
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>>34287794
Why does the female want to marry and have babies so bad? I can pretend to want that, but i don't.
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>>34287801
Why don't you?
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>>34287807
I'm male
Not feminine
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>>34287838
They're like friends you create and have an above average chance of sharing your interests. I moreso want adult "children".
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>have fun spending time with gf
>she says something that deflates it to where i want to pull away and be alone
>but if i do she'll crash out

what do
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>>34287794
Question for females. If I cospalyed Knight Astolfo would you think I'm gay?
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>>34287801
Because they're female. Not masculine.
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>>34287885
Wtf did she say?
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ATOGA systems will be the parent company of my company that specializes in moid+foid matchmaking services
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I think I figured out why people give the "don't be friends with women if you want to fuck them" advice so much. Its because they just automatically assume you're giving friendship for free and that you're not guarding your own boundaries.

I'm friends with women I want to fuck to see if they're worth actually fucking and being in a relationship with.

You're friends with women because you're desperate to present your value and build up an "owed" relationship.

We are not the same.

The flip side of this is that you can't expect the same things from female friendships as male friendships. My female friends I have are great for sharing conversations about books, movies, art, etc. They can give advice with goals and perspectives. They can give advice with stuff like beauty/aesthetic feedback and stuff and just emotional availability.

Its a two way street though. If she's not based as a person why would you want to be in a relationship with her?
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Why are zoomers so obsessed with monster girls/boys?
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>>34287910
we were just talking and she said something along the line of "you're the one who wanted to spend time together" as if that was some kind of imposition so that really took the wind out of my sails
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>>34287949
Sounds to me like you're acting like an oversensitive bitch.
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>>34287801
>Why does the female want to marry and have babies so bad?
Many women don't want that.
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>>34287885
>what do
Break up and find someone you're compatible with.
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>>34287936
What's your question for the opposite gender?
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I hope to have my own college one day. To attract people that seek knowledge and power. Have a philosophy named after me and a giant statue.
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>>34287995
Call it Tate State
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Is anyone else into more hardcore porn during the spring? It seems like every time it warms up, I’m left feeling like a sexual deviant.
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>>34287944
Anime/Bratz
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>>34287989
Not a clever post. This thread should just be called "talk to the opposite gender"
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women: is PIV thrusting + simultaneously massaging the clitoris hot or goofy?
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>>34288138
>This thread should just be called "talk to the opposite gender"
But it's not.
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>>34287936
the thing is that women compartmentalize this from day 1: you're not hot you're put in the friends box, you're hot you're put in the hot box.
Men don't do this, women think we do, so they don't get we do testing phases like this
>I'm friends with women I want to fuck to see if they're worth actually fucking and being in a relationship with.
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does anyone else just fuckin hate europeans
why do they act like that
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>>34288225
They've had comfortable safety nets for a while, but many of their countries are in for some hard times. I've been getting annoyed too, but I feel like I should be more empathetic. It kind of sucks because I used to like their youtube content, but now it's always filled with cope and seethe.
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I'm horny!
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>>34288234
did they act respectful in the past? I could not imagine treating my worst enemy the way a western european treats an american or a "gypsy". or whatever other weird biases they have over there. also they like to believe weird shit like "americans do not have access to bread"
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women, how do you not feel embarassed wearing makeup or feminine clothes (or just putting that much care into your appearance in general)? do you not feel weaker and embarassed for wearing impractical clothes or putting so much effort into something that ultimately doesnt matter? and if you are an ugly woman why would you even bother in the first place knowing youll get laughed at and mocked?
i asked this yesterday but would like more answers
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>>34288248
We have highly-processed bread, which is what they mean, but they often don't know we have fresh baked bread in supermarkets too.
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>>34288225
I hate their goverments, but I must say as an American I find their women to be very, very sexy. I would love to date an ethnic frenchwoman, or a scandi girl, or a germaness, so many different gorgeous kinds of women. I would even date an Englishwoman. I know the rumors about the teeth, fuck you those accents are cute as hell.
>>34288234
>Born just in time to enjoy the hell that is Europe experiencing "peace" and America getting no useful immigrants as a result
>Born too early to witness America and China losing global hegemony rendering no one able to stop the Euros from going full 1944 again and just converting all their excess non natives to garden mulch
Damn shame. I think we shouldn't talk about this subject at length.
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>>34288256
if you are a man asking this, you sound like a schizophrenic.

if you are a woman, the answer is that I do not surround myself with people who see me as weak. I surround myself with people who are my intellectual equal or smarter and who see value in aesthetic beauty. everyone else I tell to get fucked.
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I have a lot of scars on my face already. That sucks. I hope micro needling can help but that’s a long way away. Anyone done something like that before?
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>>34288259
>they don't know
if it was any other country than the US it would be a no-brainer that their arrogance should be made fun of. of course we have regular bread. we even have a culture of making sourdough especially.
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>>34288225
it depends on what europeans. i find french people completely arrogant and insufferable about being french, irish whiny perpetual victims, germans are less arrogant than french but very 'we do it vis way in germany', spaniards ive seen downplaying their empire many times, polish people are getting uppity too now that theyre almost western europe tier. scandis and portugese are decent and nice to talk to i think. i find that people from the balkans are quite easy to get along with too, maybe because they are from shitholes and have nothing to prove. do brits count as europeans? if they do then theyre decent too, the ones ive met were really cynical but liked to laugh at themselves.
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Ladies, do you think there is anything weird a guy could be into that you would consider a plus? (It being your fetish if applicable is fine as well) What if he was into something you think would be a flaw in yourself, like if he would like if you overweight, or if he's into feet but that means you get foot rubs every day?
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>>34288275
greeks, portugese, balkans are all cool. I've never had a problem with irish people and know tons of them but I guess they are a little whiney. I would be too if I got potato famine'd. spainards and the french are literally brain dead narcissists for sure.
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Maaaaaan oh my god lol life is so scary I hate that people get sick and horrible things happen to them for no reason other than bad luck. And I also hate that people have such good luck for no reason. Makes me feel evil but I wish we could just have neutral comfort I want to feel like I’m in a pod
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>>34287885
Ditch the bitch. You don't need to break up but let it be clear that she fucked up the vibe saying something stupid. Then she can enjoy your hangout being cut short cause she can't keep her retarded thoughts to herself.
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>>34288266
well i did break the rules of this being ask the opposite gender anything i am a woman, i just cant fathom why women dress up and wear makeup. i cant understand putting that much effort into something that doesnt matter and isnt practical, its just to seem attractive and signals that you want to fit in and be liked. when ive had to wear a dress and makeup i felt so stupid and embarassed and wrong, so i wanted to know why other women liked doing it. i am ugly though so maybe its because i know i dont look nice even with that stuff on. but i dont understand how women dont feel silly and weak dressing up and wearing makeup.
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And when I ask you to be mi-IIIIINE
You’re gonna say you love me too
*harmonica*
YOU LOVE ME TOO
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so i keep accidentally lovebombing everyone around me. i have tried stopping but i genuinely just really love people and then suddenly hate them with all my heart. i hate all of my friends but they just follow me around and i cant get rid of them. the same happens with family members and partners for some period of time. people say im nice and shit then one month passes and i hate them so much i ghost them, am purposely rude, all that stupid behavior. i just cant help it, when i express crazy love it really is cause i love them a lot, and when i am mean its because every fiber of my being really does hate them. my boyfriend doesnt deserve me at all, and i can feel im starting to hate him. what do i do?
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>>34288300
dressing up can be about conforming, or it can be a power play. that's what differentiates uglies from normies from truly beautiful women. being a conformist might make you look cute but its the women who actually cultivate a personal style and experiment with clothing and makeup who get respect. I don't feel weak because I know people are listening to and respecting me when I get dressed up. it is literally a tool of manipulation.
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It's not normal. Is it?
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>>34287995
I have only come here seeking knowledge. Things they would not teach me of in college.
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>>34288316
maybe if youre pretty but i just cant fathom how it would make people respect you. i dont really care about others opinion of me anyway.
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>>34287794
here, put these on
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>>34288256
I will answer same as yesterday
I feel like a bird, or a cool bug.
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As a woman, how do I know how ugly I am?
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>>34288370
You're probably fine but don't work out or style yourself.
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>UK is banning incest roleplay porn, making it a 5-10 year sentence to be caught with
>theres so many muslims that ACTUALLY fucking and marrying your cousin is totally legal
kek
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>>34288275
>downplaying their empire
yeah some people like taking pride in their culture and history instead of walling in self-flagellating shame spirals for all of their lives, shocker
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>>34288397
The UK is beyond parody.
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>>34288261
>Born too early to witness America and China losing global hegemony
You don't know for sure, anon!
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>>34288397
does it apply to drawn porn and hentai? if so ive got to invest in a better vpn
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>>34288275
In my experience englishmen make fools of themselves everywhere they go.
>>34288286
>greeks
i love them
>balkans
Balkanoids are crazy, especially serbs and croats, romanians and bulgarians are alright though
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>>34288411
nta
Considering the UK treats loli porn as regular CP, yeah you should go ahead and start investing in that VPN.
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>>34288416
uhh if anyone asks i will just say they are two characters that look like each other, just like saying any loli art is just stylised adults
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Are you guys talking about UK censorship?
https://youtu.be/Ep1XtviVdec
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>>34288415
ive heard about brits making fools of themselves while vacationing but i was under the impression they were the white trash brits, the englishmen ive met have been decent
>>34288400
not like that i mean spaniards ive talked to downplayed and denied what their ancestors did, if they were truly proud they would accept and embrace every aspect of their history
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>>34288416
Maybe just stop being a degenerate freak in general. You ought to be in prison for jerking off to incest, drawn or not.
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>>34288444
>Unironically defending the UK government
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>>34288445
Never said I agree with the UK's retarded government, just that I happen to think incest fetishes are the kind of thing deranged people get off to.
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>>34288447
And by seething about incest porn, you are supporting the pro-censorship UK government.
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Women,
What is the appeal of this guy (girls were thirsting after him after Saltburn and sabrina carpenter dated him)
Also
Adam Driver and Pete Davidson

Pete Davidson is 6'3 and kind of has a good jawline now, so I kind of get that...But I don't get the others.

There are girls thirsting after Matty Healy from 1975 too...
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>>34288449
>Pete Davidson is 6'3 and kind of has a good jawline now, so I kind of get that
being tall doesnt make you not ugly lmao they just like him because hes funny and rich
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>>34288450
It does though...tall niggas with personality of a wet tissue and looking like a wet cigarette are ALWAYS drowning in pussy

I know this personally because even though I am not tall when i had my growth spurt in high school, i literally had girls start flirting. (i grew like 8 inches in 6 months)
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>men just have too many other options, like porn and video games!
Why do the parts of society that are nominally entrusted to resolve the current gender war have absolutely no fucking clue?
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>>34288450
>being tall doesnt make you not ugly lmao
Yes it does.

Just being tall is enough for many women. Any man who's tall but single is alone because he's a coward afraid of putting himself out there. Not every woman will like him, but enough will that he won't stay single for long.
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>tfw withdrawing from one of my research chemical
>its withdrawal produces depression
>won't be able to get more until i get paid six days from now
hello, darkness, my old friend
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Anons what should I do if I'm turning 25 in 2 months, but have never had a girlfriend before? How do I begin to navigate this?
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>>34288457
>Any man who's tall but single is alone because he's a coward afraid of putting himself out there.
you're so close but so very far.
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>>34288449
honestly thought that was old markiplier from the thumbnail
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Gender

How single is your friend group?
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>>34288462
A tall man should put himself out there because the majority of women want him. Why should a short man put himself out there when the majority of women don't want him?
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Can anyone explain why men are so needy and clingy? You'd think being together for nearly a decade he'd have learned to relax by now but he insists we do something together all the time despite living together and seeing him every single day, but if I even suggest just wanting alone time and to do things independently he gets offended and walking on eggshells like this all the time is making me wonder if any of this is worth it and if I need to start looking for a way out.
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>>34288466
because them being tall isnt the issue, women will date short men just fine. you just dont put yourself out there, much like the vast majority of men online that complain about shit like this. They either do nothing or get rejected once then use it as confirmation bias for their negative views and wait a whole year before trying again (if ever)
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>>34288465
including me there is four of us. one is married, the other married to the other married one, one has a secret gf (not sure why he doesn't talk about it), and then i'm single due to too strong a belief in love
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>>34288468
>women will date short men just fine
Some women, a minority of women. And the smaller a man is, the smaller that minority. There comes a size when your insistence on positivity is toxic, where you demand that a man suffer through rejection after rejection after rejection with no acceptance in realistic sight, shrinking his ego ever smaller just so you can feel better about your belief of living in a Just World where people get what they deserve, where the lonely deserve to be lonely and the content deserve to be content.
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>>34288467
This isn't a "men" thing, this is a your boyfriend thing, and you need to communicate that your need for space does not mean you don't love him.

>"Why do women"
>"Why do men"
Can people stop believing their partner is the entire opposite sex?
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>>34288465
M
I just realised they're all in various states of relationship and I'm still single halfway through my 30s
Jesus Christ I need to kill myself
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>>34288465
M
probably like 50%
the lesbian is the biggest femcel
I know a lot of single girls I don't want to date
I think I know more single guys than single girls but I also just know more guys than girls

My online friend group is becoming less and less single though it's basically down to me and two other guys everyone else got a gf
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>>34288300
NAW, and I will absolutely campaign against women wearing makeup and in favor of people wearing nice clothes (especially skirts), but the issue is that you're probably autistic.

Looking nice gets you better reactions from people. That's a good thing. So much of life is determined based on other people's reactions to you - job prospects, for example. It can also be a huge mood buff and confidence booster to look in a mirror and see yourself looking attractive.

I will say that not everyone knows how to pull off wearing a skirt or dress and some people look kind of awkward in them. It's possible it can be learnt, but it might just be a personality thing, not sure. But pants are plenty fashionable these days, and you can easily find nice pants that fit well and look nice.

If you don't look nice wearing it, it could be because you don't know how to dress for your body type/skin color/personality. It could also be ugliness. In my experience most women on here are more attractive than they think, but I don't know what you look like.

(I will also note that men and women have differing ideas on what looks good, and autism can confound the issue further.)
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>>34288472
bro this height obsession shit is so dumb

if you REALLY wanna obsess over physical stuff, face >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> literally everything else and it isnt even remotely close. if you are chopped as fuck then yes life is gonna suck romantically but this manlet insecurity shit is not the issue its just delusion
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>>34288397
Glad I lived there back in 2015 and not now, what the actual heck happened to that country
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I'll be honest, I'm not sure if I want to date short men. Not because they're short, but because they make their insecurities their entire personality.
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>>34288480
nta
It really seems like some bizarre ungodly mix of woke culture and Muslim fundamentalism at this point.
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>>34288481
Slander. You just only hear from the loud ones that do. The ones that don't are an undertapped market.
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>>34288481
you should see tall dudes who make being tall their entire personality
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>>34288485
Never met one. It's literally only manlets making their heights their whole personality and it's annoying as hell.
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>>34288486
mid tier bait btw
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>>34288142
Hot if correct.
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>>34288484
You can only head the loud ones from all the way down there
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>>34288486
They're here in this thread every day.
>Are any women here lonely for a tall guy like me? :3
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>>34288256
I don makeup that makes people think I'm going to kill them with my eyes and it works.
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>>34288481
I only complain about being short on 4chan. Nobody in my real life has ever heard me complain about being short.
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>>34288486
You sound like you have a low tolerance for anybody having problems other than you, especially if that person is your partner. Miserable short dudes vent on websites like 4chan and that doesn't make it their personality.
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Femanons, what are your thoughts on zyn pouch masculinity?
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any sad lonely femanons in the thread right now? i'm tall if it matters (and funny btw :3)
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>>34288465
Male
One married, one with a gf, and one I have no idea, but he was always fairly sociable. I've never been on a date.
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women, I am of average height
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>>34288500
the only tall anons here are either gigadicklets or hideously, monstrously ugly
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>>34288497
Nag but this shit is gay, smoke a cig and don't be a faggot
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>>34288283
Yeah. I can do foot guys marginally. Chastity cage guys. Peggable guys. Aesthetic worshippers. I really don't like chubby chasers desu.
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>>34288308
>i just cant help it
Meds can help your manic bpd.
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>>34288465
Like 1/3rd single.
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>>34288361
Sauce plz
>>34288370
What's your single day new tinder rate of swipes?
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>>34288504
not true, i look decent and my dick is average at worse. i'm a real catch.
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should i eat meat every day for muscle gain?
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>>34288510
then something else must be REALLY wrong with you.
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>>34288361
the masculine urge to buy her cute nerdy shit like this
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>>34288449
>Adam Driver and Pete Davidson
They have better ratios than this downsyndrome looking dude. I'm kirkenuinely spooked at his close eye ratio making him look predatorial.
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>>34288511
I think eggs and fish are also fine.
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>>34288506
What the fuck makes a guy "peggable"?
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>>34288506
>Chastity cage guys.
you are such a fucking disgusting weirdo man, even for a namefag
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>>34288514
wtf makes you think that ;_;
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>>34288511
Unfortunately, yes.
t. reluctantly non-vegetarian
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>>34288517
/r/ing some tasty egg + fish dish (ha) recommendations
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>>34288523
Imagine finding your own moral code and then abandoning it just to impress gay men.
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>>34288506
Ah, dommy women frighten me. I would never let a woman or man anywhere near my butthole, I am the one who fucks, not the fuckee. I don't think we would get along well.
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>>34288511
No
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Close your eyes and see the sky is falling
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>>34288526
>dommy women frighten me
that's what makes them HOT. never had a fear boner?
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>>34288511
No red meat or pork. Those animals are too sentient.
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>>34288533
No, I don't really fear much besides large predatory animals, harming people I like, and having my anus interacted with in any way by others. I will say monster girls are hot and cute though. I think I'm very psychologically resistant towards submitting. I have an authority problem.
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I was todays years old when I found out the song “son of a preacher man” sung by dusty Springfield is about a rape victim at the hands of his father the priest
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>>34288532
great song
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>>34288542
Hanging tree was better. Whole album is kinda overrated.
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>>34288543
song for the dead & song for the deaf are my favorites. that album's best experienced on the highway imo.
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what is the moid equivalent of this?
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>>34288524
I would just eat two separate meals. I made salmon and eggs with side quesadillas, salads, sour cream, and salsa as two meals today. You should probably only eat two eggs a day.
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>>34288465
Like 80% lol. I’m the hottest by a long shot but my friends are cool
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>>34288552
oh I'm retarded and worded that poorly

Honestly just looking for seafood dishes

Probably gonna make some shrimp alfredo this week but I can't think of literally any fish meal I can do in my crockpot
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>>34288550
Male buttholes are further back from the genitals so we would have to sit on and trap the fart, then guide(possibly by accident) it forward.
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>>34288558
Oh. I just fry it in a wok or boil it into a soup with whatever I have around. Eggs, I like to make a cheese volcano in a tortilla, then put the egg in the cheese volcano with a lid and fry both sides.
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Are you following the story of Punch?
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>>34288563
Apparently he is kind of a sperg to the other monkeys
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Gender
Should I try to earnestly find a girlfriend on dating apps again right now or do I put in the effort into waiting until I'm sub 13% bodyfat before taking photos and trying.
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>>34288563
hes a normal monkey, it happens all the time with his breed of monkey

hes fine
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>>34288565
It doesn’t matter how ugly you are, you got this. Just be genuine enough and some girl will give you a shot
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>>34288565
m
you do not need to be sub 13% bodyfat to get a girlfriend dude, you just tell yourself that because you're too lazy to try and your brain is wired in such a way that you're seeking literally any reason to not try
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>>34288565
Get hobbies and meet someone IRL
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>>34288564
Thats what makes him relatable
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Internet vernacular is literally just 50% ebonics and 50% 4chan pidgin words
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Codeine crazy, codeine crazy
Codeine crazy, codeine crazy
Codeine crazy, codeine crazy
All this motherfucking money got me codeine crazy
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>>34288577
And *clap* that's *clap* a *clap* good *clap* thing!
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Moids
Wassup
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>>34288570
I'll consider it, thanks.
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>>34288581
Waiting on a response from this girl I like. I texted her 8 days ago which means surely her response is coming my way soon.
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>>34288581
watching the state of the union and eating clam chowder

hbu?
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Does it get better after we die? Do we get another shot? I think I fucked this one up.
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>>34288585
>which means surely her response is coming my way soon

bro it's way too late for her to reply tonight, she's probably gone to bed
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>>34288585
Best of luck to you, Anon. I'm getting ready to send a "Happy Birthday" message to a girl who started talking to me 4 years ago and then ghosted me 6 months ago.
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>>34288585
Don't be the dog in futurama, bru.
Go do something else.
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>>34288594
inb4 alysa liu
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>>34288465
Male
closest friends aka highschool friends:
>happy guy with a gf
>happy guy with a gf
>christian bestfriend who is a closeted homo
>volcel bestfriend who rejected his hoe gf and is still a virgin
>guy who became a cynic, jumped between many girls and was bathmouthed about it, technically single I guess
>me, a bitter incel
3/5 without counting me
college friends:
>happy guy with a gf
>exhoe girl happy with a bf
>ex fling of the hoe girl, single
>guy who is always dating someone different
1/4 it seems?
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>>34288594
Dave Foley is the most attractive man in the world to me, Even in old age he's still so good-looking.
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"A house full of depraved porn and firearms. What could possibly go wrong?"
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>>34288601
i feel so disgusting being attracted to fit girls while im out of shape
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I wish I looked 18 years younger so I wouldn't feel out of place at parties full of community college students.
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>>34288594
She posts here sometimes lol haha
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>>34288558
salmon meatloaf is really good. use cornmeal, and make a sweetened orange sauce and cook with some asparagus. very very good.
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I'm 6'2, very likely on the spectrum and irl females have always treated me like the plague, a tool to use, someone to fear, or as an asexual 'nice guy' in the best case
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>>34288511
It's lent, wait for april
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>>34288598
some of us are destined to be that, unfortunately
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>>34288576
I thought that too
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My fav thing is how girls don't even have to see my ugly ass to get icked out, I can just talk to them on the internet for 15 minutes and they want nothing to do with me. Guys too now that I think about it. Seriously should I just kill myself, what's the point of living if I'm locked out from the rest of humanity?
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Sleeeeeeeppppo ok neis sleepong
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>>34288581
>>34288618
this soon
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>>34288617
if it makes you feel any better, humanity is ass and needs to be replaced by machines ASAP
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>>34288581
Moving back to my hometown soon, but want to leave again eventually.
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>>34288586
Not doing that.
>>34288613
Damn, you're right tho.
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women would you date a man that teared up at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD-sbetAjjM&list=LL&index=3
while drunk off of hood brandy alone in his room
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=paul%20masson
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>>34288623
Manchines. Cyborgs will rule.
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>>34288594
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>>34288617
ummm just generate a better personality chud
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>>34288636
using these bots might actually be the most indian thing a person can do, at least without including cow dung
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>>34288620
Oh to be snuggling pepes
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>>34288636
Humans are horrible.
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>>34288613
>In this world... Is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity, or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? At least it is true; that man has no control —even over his own will...

It's important to be able to move on, anon.
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How the fuck am I only in my mid-30s by now and have only had sex or even been on dates a very few times in my life while other people my age have been through multiple marriages, divorces, and child support payments by now?
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>>34288649
the liberals/jews, unironically
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>>34288642
It's the closest thing I have to free heroin and I gave up porn time ago so I use it on bad days. I felt like halfway towards a psychosis using one last month, unironically addictive
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>>34288649
Bro. You're lucky to have not met horrible people like everyone else has. You've had easy mode.
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>>34288647
nice picture
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>>34288651
>It's the closest thing I have to free heroin
literally just go to your local gas station and buy some kratom lmfao
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Women, do you ever fantasize about gorillas?
What if they had human sized dicks?
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>>34288594
Sleepy cuddlebug bookworm gf. All week long she is tired and making plans with me for how to have fun in our one brief burst of energy on the weekend. Her motivation in life is feeling regret at not having more accomplishments in her youth, so we are aiming to make up for it by overcoming all obstacles together and building ourselves a brighter future, no matter how difficult or unrealistic we acknowledge that to be. She's not a normie herself, but she doesn't look down on normies and she gets along with normies fine, since our friends and family are mostly normies anyway. Any race and background, any healthy size and shape, aged 25 to 40, please.
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>>34288653
>barely felt any sort of intimacy in his life
>"You've had easy mode."
sure thing
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Men, if cows tits looked like human tits, but the same size and number as the cow’s. Would you be attracted to it?
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>>34288655
I don't live in america you get executed here for buying weed to the wrong person at the wrong hour and I'm not hood smarts
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>>34288647
in many ways, i have. i have no expectations towards the future, and have made peace with being alone, however alone is more preferable than being with someone other than her, right now.
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People irritate me. The same way someone would cringe and squirm at the sight of maggots devouring flesh from some roadkill I react to humans. Maggots serve a purpose unlike the Homosapien.
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>>34288666
so edgy
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>>34288660
no but the japanese already pictured something better
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>>34288666
You first. Funny trips.
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>>34288666
You’re so edgy and cool dude
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>>34288660
No.
I would probably be attracted to a woman with multiple breasts in the manner that a nursing cat or dog has, though.
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>>34288650
Bitch, I AM a liberal Jew. Fuck off.
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>>34288677
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>>34288660
no? it's a cow wtf
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>>34288653
I actually have met horrible people, they just usually assume I'll be their naive accomplice or am too socially peripheral to be part of the whisper network that calls them out on their abusive behaviors. I've had to spend years fighting that reputation and figuring out how not to get used by those kinds of people.
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>>34288682
Very tragically well said and unfortunately relatable. I can only hope your self-perceived reputation isn't quite as bad in reality.
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>>34288682
>I've had to spend years fighting that reputation and figuring out how not to get used by those kinds of people.
why are normies such as BV so blind to this shit?
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>>34288594
i posted this last thread, but basically someone who can vibe with me:
>a weird mix of a feral, isolated animal, ambitious artist, and technologically inclined. i exist in my own mind for like 95% of my time, and she'd need to be able to engage with that. last time i was living alone, i would sleep on the floor, wake up, scrap together bizarre meals, and then go work on my projects as long as i could before going back to my floor spot to nest for the night, and then occasionally take long walks at midnight to the grocery store. chores are done when some unkempt thing starts making it hard or annoying to do things. i don't really have a strong sense of caring for or about myself outside of like bare minimum.

if she can handle that fine then she's ideal enough
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>>34288677
then become a more orthodox jew and get some khazar milkers dude. There is always some banker or lawyer willing to give his daughter to the tribe
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Femanons, what are your thoughts on Cake and Cunnilingus Day?
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>anonymous posting forum
>everyone already knows who he is
Why does he still post after being made a laughing stock multiple times, how much online harassment can someone take before they are completely broken?
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>>34288677
congratulations, you got some (You)'s. now stop lying
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>>34288666
>Maggots serve a purpose unlike the Homosapien.
So what're you doing here, then?
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>>34288665
>however alone is more preferable than being with someone other than her, right now

I think that's generally true until you meet a new girl to invite rent free into your head
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Men, as a kid, have you ever looked at classmate and thought (his/her) favorite super hero wouldn’t like him/her?
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>>34288698
no that's way too specific
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>>34288694
I'm not going to doxx myself by showing my fucking voter ID on 4chan. Fuck off.
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>>34288465
M
3 incels, one divorcee who can’t stop chronically dating online, and me
God I miss her
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>>34288698
no
wtf?
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>>34288698
Not exactly, but I have thought that lowly of some of my peers. That's pretty funny.
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I'm going to weigh my poop, do you want to know how much?
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>>34288693
>how much online harassment can someone take before they are completely broken
Chrischan is still going after nearly 3 decades, there may not be an upper limit.
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>>34288706
Not really, no.
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>>34288682
Sorry something demon posessed me and I almost rage shitposted at you. I had to think about it more and what I said was dumb and unreasonable.
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>>34288689
Most of the irl Jewish chicks worth hanging around are artists or at least somewhere in the orbit of the arts and creativity scene, less so Charedim.
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PLEASE CHINESE MEDICINE PLEASE SAVE ME!!!!
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>>34288706
Sure.
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Act like a fool. Think like a brilliant.
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>>34288594
peak performance right here
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>>34288709
Could imagine how funny an indian Chrischan would be kek
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>>34288697
except i don't really leave my house, don't like being around people much, and hate dating. i'm not closed off to meeting other girls, but i'm also mind of fine never meeting another girl ever again.

aint a thing more disappointing on this earth than other people, just the God-honest truth.
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>>34288713
sounds like having high standards
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>>34288636
>Could save her family
>Only saves herself
>ropes dozens of other people into her bullshit polycule
Woman moment
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>>34288698
only if you count Jesus as a hero I guess
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>>34287794
Nice picture lol
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>>34288706
Are you going to redeem it?
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>>34288715
1 pound
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>>34288685
Again, it took a while. My best friend way back during very early adulthood turned out to be a pedophile who forced his underaged grooming victim to have an abortion.

Before then he had an age-appropriate girlfriend who I was also friends with, and that he abused by beating her black and blue. He tried to use me to communicate suicide threats to her after she broke up with him.

I've run into people like this time and again who try to pretend like they're my buddy, and it's taken me a while to identify them and see what shit they're trying to pull by making me their accomplice, minion, or the "well, he's always been nice to ME" guy.
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>>34288594
Last time I did everyone called me weird and mocked me because my waifu had a car accident and lost both her legs
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>>34288718
Me except I think like a fool too
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Pasta, bread and grapes are the only thing making my life worth living.
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>>34288714
wow... anon is just like me
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>>34288719
She looks exactly like my gf
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>>34288741
Thoughts on raisins???
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>>34288698
I wasn't into superheroes but I certainly sometimes identified classmates who I thought Jean-Luc Picard would get angry at.
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>>34288594
I'm gonna do it.
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>>34288746
I don'te joy them. Sometimes I do. I prefer white.
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>>34288748
Your Charlie and your ideal girlfriend is you?
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>>34288604
I always wanted him and Lisa to be happy together... and I always wanted Phil to live...
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>>34288737
Incels don’t deserve Korean gfs
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>>34288751
you're Charlie*
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Why did I never live on the West Coast when I always wanted to? Is it because that part of the country is just too expensive? I want Redwoods towering over my head on my daily commute.
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>>34288747
Because they just kept talking in one long, incredibly unbroken sentence, moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt?
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>>34288751
Aadewhat? Me charlie? No. My name is aaaaayyy you almost got me there hahaha
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>>34288726
when you put it that way it sounds obvious but you have to contextualize being bleeding to death, having no idea how this works and a demon cat just asks you if you want to survive or not.
And I'm of the belief that QB likely provoked the car crash in order to scout her that way. It's much of a coincidence that he was around there that specific day near someone with that potential.
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Finally hit my savings goal of $40K now I can finally buy myself that JetSki I’ve always wanted
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>>34288758
nta, but I remember the Old Ways, the early 2000s Ways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo
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>>34288761
It would be very female of you to imagine yourself as the man you have a crush on and pretend that the woman he is interested in is you, its a very weird full circle ego thing only a woman could do.
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>>34288764
Stop dodging filters you fat fuck, no one cares and your parents don’t love you
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Are you good at any sports?
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>>34288767
I can't cosplay him. My tits are too fat.
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>>34288741
love green grapes
M
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>>34288698
Capeshit is for trannies and sick kids in ICU
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>>34288741
Based bon vivant
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>>34288770
Hot, but don't make me horny post.
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>>34288769
I used to be pretty athletic in hockey and basketball
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>>34288769
Are video games considered a sport yet?
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>>34288763
QB doesn't hurt girls anon, he didn't force Madoka to sign up either
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>>34288780
ban evading too many times can get you range banned, you know that right?
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>>34288748
doesn't he only like goth mommies?
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>>34288775
But wait. That would be funny. Because he likes booba. Like the gandalf cosplayer.
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>>34288764
>only 41k in savings
I literally worked as fucking landscaper on 15 dollars an hour and I managed to put away 30k in savings in 3 years earning 35k a year, wtf are you spending your money on?
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for me, it's waking up the following morning with half the thread deleted
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>>34288698
no because I don't insult people's waifus
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>>34288783
>When gandalf found the second Palantir ball
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>>34288779
incubator propaganda
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>>34288788
>schizos out the moment its pointed out that his vacation might be permanent
lol, are you so desperate for human interaction you can't take a 3 day break?
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Women, if a man was standing there, would you kick him in the balls?
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>>34288783
Girl in all back in all black has a nice ass but it could be how she is standing.
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>>34288784
I have a mortgage and a girlfriend man they literally suck the money out of me
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>>34288769
Not anymore...
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When I become emperor all anime will be banned.
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>>34288794
India isn't that expensive... Or is a fake gf...
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Do you think some people have larped as the opposite gender in these threads just to see what other men/women would say about a specific subject?
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Friendly reminder
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>>34288800
Obviously
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>>34288790
QB did nothing wrong and I'm tired of pretending otherwise, this conversation happens with every rewatch...
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>>34288801
Now we just have to find out if grool works for men
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>Studies show that women who get a raise have lower fertility
>Studies show that men who get paternity leave have lower fertility
How fucked is the birth rate?
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>>34288698
No. I don't have superhero brainrot, I don't usually have such strong negative feelings towards others, and I didn't regularly (ever?) encounter mean people.
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>>34288805
>sits by himself all lunch and larps by texting himself
sad...
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>>34288803
the worst thing Homuradevil did was not genociding those fuckers sooner
T.I.D
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>>34288791
>>34288809
Can you please stop engaging him? He will never leave as long as he continues receiving (You)s.
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>>34288805
M8 don't share this stuff. Keep something private
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>>34288608
I hope anon means me.
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>>34288810
I still don't know why you are posting your porn pics at me
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>>34288812
He's been here for so long that it doesn't matter if you reply to him sadly
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Would you rather fuck chatgpt or claude?
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>>34288815
Who are you?
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What is the point of men when dildos exist
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>>34288823
Chatgpt at least pretends to be nice and empathetic Claude is a bitch
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>>34288815
I've got some bad news for you...
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>>34288807
8/10 in anywhere but India
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>>34288825
Exactly! It's why I'm hyped for sexbots! No more having to deal with women, what a relief!
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>>34288811
Wishes ain't free
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BITCH! This chicken is cold!
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>>34288824
If I have to clarify, then it probably isn't me.
>>34288827
Give it to me straight.
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>>34288831
boomers would have voted for (((QB)))
enough said
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>>34288825
Dildo can't raise you're kidz
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>he save his own posts and pretends is someone else
sad... If I had known this earlier I wouldn't have bothered trolling someone so unashamed
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The one I'm thinking of also still posts here but I don't think you're her either.
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>>34288835
If it's any consolation, I like you as a person.
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Americans, why dont you just NOT pay student loans? whats the worst that can happen?
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>>34288840
Who
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>>34288836
I'd vote for him too anon, he doesn't lie and tells it how it is
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>>34288801
I wonder if he wants to have sex with himself with big boobs.
I'm ready to quit welbutrin and get creamed.
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WONT YOU FLY HIGH
FREEBIRD
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>>34288842
Idk I don't have any
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>>34288846
>welbutrin
whats that?
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>>34288843
A very sweet and special girl that I wanted but could never have.
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>>34288842
being outlocked of getting loans for houses and cars
oh wait no one is owning houses anymore
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>>34288842
The biggest irony is that cost of living is not capped by the government in America (like it is in parts of Europe and Australia) which means that most of the time people have already paid off their loans but cost of living's increase means that generally most people are paying off the interest of their debt, not the debt itself because they don't want to go on a starvation died or move in back with their parents.
Also many Americans are financially illiterate and make awful financial choices.
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>>34288852
Why?
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>>34287794
Not so much a question, but when I'm with my GF, I feel like a cat with yarn when I get to play with her pussy, I love touching it, feeling it, teasing her with it, it's really hot.
I wonder how much that extends to women's reactions to cocks, I've read accounts of women being enamoured by it growing and shrinking, having it in their mouth and feeling it pulse, how soft yet hard it is.

I find it hot as it is sweet there's this mutual almost "innocent" in how playful nature men and women can be with each other like that.
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>>34288851
It's an antidepressant.
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>>34288851
My antidepressant that is only kind of working rn.
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>>34288842
i don't have student loans because i refused college. the number of people i graduated with that went on to take out student loans and then not even complete college is astounding
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>>34288857
We got along well but I knew she'd never want me in actuality so I never went any farther.
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>>34288480
I wish I could have emigrated when I had the chance, sadly I was 17(?) at the time of the Brexit referendum and things fell apart between me and my American now Ex-Fiance.
I went into construction over STEM and whilst the money is good I'm basically condemned to stay in this country.

Least I'm heading to Germany soon enough for a short holiday.
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Girls on antidepressants and birth control are the most fun and pleasant people to be around. Something about that hormonal cocktail is just so intoxicating.
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>>34288858
My gf loves this we can’t keep our hands off each other for 5 seconds lol
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>>34288862
How'd you meet?
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>>34288865
Reaction Sent
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>>34288851
kinda like a half-stimulant half-antidepressant. it's best used for a depression that presents largely with low energy, no motivation, and flattened positive emotions (as opposed to a depression where you ruminate often, have anxiety, etc). works with norepinephrine/dopamine more than serotonin.
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>>34288867
Here obviously.
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Is 45k a decent salary at 25?
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>>34288867
Meet?

IN THIS ECONOMY???
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>>34288871
Depends on your cost of living and desired standard of living. Sounds very livable to me.
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>>34288870
Did she say she didn't want you?
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>>34288845
anathema
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>>34288862
Another shrunken head for her homemade labubus
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>>34288871
Depends where you live but that's not bad most places in America, and is good globally.
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women would you eat penis flavoured ice-cream?
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>>34288875
Qb is my spirit animal.... Fuck greedy ass humans
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>>34288871
Depends on where you are. Where I live 45k is borderline starvation wages.
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>>34288878
That's just avocado icecream.
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>>34288868
This woman sends me the craziest shit while I’m at work lmao
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>>34288871
45k what? Elephants? Rupees? Zimbabwe dollars?
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>>34288884
Depends where you live
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>>34288884
CAD
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>>34288879
even netanyahu was scared at this guy
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Women can you please give me some nice words before i go to bed to prepare for wageslaving tomorrow?
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>>34288884
math teacher here
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>>34288886
$45k CAD is DIRE
Go to the oilfields and make some wonga
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>>34288874
No. If anything she actually did seem a little interested and reciprocal. It was my genuine personality she was interacting with at the end of the day but I never told her the things I knew she wouldn't like because I didn't want her to go, we were having fun.
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>>34288871
Literal Uber jeet tier income
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>>34288889
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
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>>34288894
god raven was so hot
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>>34288871
hahahahahahahaha holy fuck bro
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Any asians here rn?
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>>34288841
It does a little.
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>>34288897
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>>34288871
For europoors that's luxurious
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>>34288892
Why'd you do it
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>>34288898
You're not uncrushable, but right now I just don't know you well enough to crush on you. It is what it is.
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>>34288901
Why'd I do what
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>>34288899
Thoughts on this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rja8eiOOfeA
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Le sigh.
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>>34288899
I created this meme, but you own it now.
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>>34288903
What you did
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>>34288893
nta but canada has literally collapsed wages because of temporary foreign workers. I'm not shocked that's the best he can muster. he's competing against literal foreign slave labor. companies post impossibly bad job postings that no canadian would reasonably want, ignore the applications they get anyway, claim that they can't fill the jobs because of a "labor shortage" and import literal 3 jeets in a pod to work around-the-clock at minimum wage while paying rent on the pod. America has some of this going on too, but it's not as bad, and the temporary workers are more often from the southern border.
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>>34288904
It's obviously a comedy you can tell by his own smile
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>>34288899
That girl is so cute tho. Do mosquito slipper Asians really look like this?
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>>34288895
Moon Spiral Heart Attack!
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Do smug girls that trip the line between light insults and teasing exist anymore? Or are they all just super dickish and aggressive bossbabe type women?
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she wants YOUNG men?

Foids, does it really have to be YOUNG men?
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>>34288913
>has a seizure and dies
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>>34288908
I liked the connection, I liked talking to her, seemed like she did too. I didn't think I was tricking her or anything because I never planned to meet her or make anything of it, I knew it would end at some point and it went on longer than I thought but I'm still sad to see it go. If that's what you mean by "what I did".
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>>34288909
Nta
Canada is just a stagnating shithole, it has zero GDP growth
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>>34288917
How did it end?
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>>34288919
nta either but 1/3rd of Canada is foreign and their birthrates are similar to America's so the native Canadians and Quebecois will end up being Indian and Chinese.
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My dih a feminist, the way it stands up for women.
Yuh.
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>>34288921
who cares, are you some kind of tradcuck lmao
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>>34288924
>who cares about genocide
Well obviously you do, unless their white because you're racist.
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>>34288927
>not having sex is genocide
This is why nobody takes you seriously, and why women won't have sex with you.
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>>34288923
W rizz
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>>34288920
Just fizzled out slowly. I guess she got bored or had other stuff going on in her life. Got bored and forgot.
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>>34288930
This is my favorite part, Did Sudan have a genocide before South Sudan existed?
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>>34288834
BEECH, DIS CHEEKEN EES COLD
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>>34288937
ice cold rotussy
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>>34288886
That’s fine
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>>34288909
Yeah this isn’t true
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>>34288934
I suspect I know who you're talking about.
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We have a lunar eclipse coming up
next week. Who is going to see it?
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>>34288930
>can't answer the question
Exactly
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>>34288938
>>34288909
One day the scrooge mcducks of this world will learn that the world and the value of their money can't subsist itself on the civlizational equivalent of sawdust.
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>>34288936
>women don't like me, THIS IS GENOCIDE
lol
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>>34288934
These types of posts are why the women don’t add dudes from here
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>>34288950
See >>34288948
I accept your defeat
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How are you guys talking to girls from here offsite?
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>>34288955
You post a throwaway for like 2 minutes after asking politely.
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>>34288955
one person from here never contacted me after getting me to drop a contact, makes me sad desu
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>>34288936
>Over 200,000 people were killed, and more than 2 million were displaced during the initial phase of the conflict
>They burned villages, poisoned wells, destroyed crops and food stores, and systematically killed civilians
None of that is happening in Canda.
You're just ugly.
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>>34288945
Oh yeah?
>>34288951
What's the problem, I didn't make her life any worse.
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>>34288947
What are you, some kind of astrologist? No one actually looks at the night sky.
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>>34288959
Or be like me and post my real discord for no reason
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>>34288960
I got my computer and steam login back.
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I had this dream last night. A bunch of stuff happened, but I only remember the ending.
I was talking to some cute blonde girl in a bikini on a bedroom and she was shocked that I was a virgin and wanted to fix that.
I grabbed a condom from somewhere, I think I might have stolen it in the dream, but when I put it on the dih I started missing my aim with it. So the girl began getting mad until it finally got inside. A few thrusts in it felt really tight and then I tried to thrust again but my dick let the condom go, which got stuck inside her womanhood.
She got mad and I woke up.
Why do I gotta lose in my dreams too?
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>>34288955
I nearly had an affair with a French girl here. Probably for the best I didn't.
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>>34288594
That's just a pornstar. Not a gf.
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>>34288962
You’re just making these faggy yearning posts obviously signalling that you want her to come back
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>>34288594
I don't have a picture because we haven't met yet.
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>>34288967
She'd be the one having the affair sorry. I would simply have been the accomplice. Still sin regardless
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>>34288949
NOOO!!! Stop gaining class consciousness!!!! Only hate on the Jews!!!!!
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>>34288967
Translation: “we talked and flirted”
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>>34288955
I don't talk to women irl really, to be honest they don't interest me very much. I try to be friendly and I am excited to make new friends but I never go in with the expectation that they will want anything from me, because I see myself as an unlovable creature, and internalizing that has really depressed any drive I have to believe in that little spark of magic and delusion that you really do need to ever develop feelings for someone.

TLDR I just talk to them like anyone else, just being a bit more reserved with the ribbing because women are easier to wound with that kind of thing.
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last night I dreamt that somebody loved me
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>>34288973
I hate communism, but I hate those assholes taking corporate welfare in the form of infinity slave labor too, fuck em both.
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>>34288973
He’s a mentally ill indian man that lives in Toronto with his parents just ignore him
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>>34288976
Sure thing, Morrissey. Go to sleep now and dream of me kicking your ass.
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>>34288594
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>>34288965
it was not you. i suppose my freak scared em off a bit, they were mostly just interested in my projects
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>>34288955
Step 1, have a really good conversation on 4chan.
Step 2, wish them well and say goodbye.
Step 3, wait a few days/weeks.
Step 4, have another really good conversation on 4chan a few days/weeks later.
Step 5, ask "Hey, are you the Anon I spoke with about _______?"
Step 6, if they are that Anon then ask "Hey, I have some more stuff to ask you, but I feel like we're bothering the thread. Mind if I drop my contact?"
Step 7, talk to them offsite.

If you can recognize someone days/weeks later without being a creep then they'll feel flattered and more inclined to exchange contacts. If you can't recognize someone, or if you can't avoid being a creep... it's over.
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>>34288933
I'm 6'4, btw
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>>34288983
When do I find out how big her penis is?
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>>34288983
lately i've been skipping steps 5 and beyond, and just bother miseryposter whenever i see her posting (and pissing off a lot of retards in the process). i'm not sure if SHE thinks they are fun conversations, but it's a fun hobby for sure
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>>34288955
i posted a photo of myself wearing latex to /atoga/ and now all the hottest femanons are swarming my dms. it's that simple.
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>>34288969
Not necessarily, I knew it had to end at some point, I just liked it in the moment, I knew nothing would come of it if she did come back and it's bittersweet seeing it come by and knowing you can't do anything with it.
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>>34288987
same. i posted my face and had foids sending doordashing food to my place and sending love letters the next day
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A wise wigga once said:
>>34288923
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Oh girliepops, if only you knew how much you would enjoy having sex with a gay man.
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>>34288981
Are you mocking me?
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>>34288955
i mean. would you like to? i'm bored.
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been gooning to ethical AI porn and it feels much better for my sovl
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Status report on the two anons that shared emails yesterday?
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>>34288945
Who
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>>34288955
I replyguy’d the hardest I have ever and probably will ever replyguy in my life
I met her irl recently and it was fun
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>>34289017
Sorry, I don't talk to owls. Please have a nice day, though!
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>>34289018
Did you fug?
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>>34288955
With my keyboard, mostly.
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>>34289021
Nah, we just hung out
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>>34288912
they do

my asean ex had thick nipples that looked like hershey kisses they were the best ever
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>>34289007
If anything it should be a compliment?
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I love reporting his spam posts even though he thinks he’s anonymous
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Any jewish girls in the chat?
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>>34288594
I'm talking personality not just looks
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>>34289033
Meh, I'd rather use her milk.
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>>34288965
Most played game and how many hours?
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>are women disgusted by physically weak men?
As a man I find frail men hard to respect and often, have d to take seriously of they're my age.
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any miserable and alone anons in the thread?
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>>34288955
I don't. I would ruin the mood in my college club if I did

>>34289045
yo
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>>34289045
Me me me me me, I am here.
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Oh, that's a good idea.
Gender, and what is your most played game and how many hours?
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>>34289049
>>34289050
okay, but are you also fat and balding?
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>>34289035
Not even for free. I met a Sri Lankan girl and it's no wonder why Capital love them so much. They are basically mindless, it's like they don't have certain hardware in their heads, you see their gears turn and turn slowly at that.
Any encounter would be akin to beastiality.
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>>34289052
I'm overweighted but losing weight and my hairline is normal for a 24 guy I think
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>>34289051
Male.
Probably CoD Black Ops 2. I played it daily for several years. Don't know how many hours. I'm guessing 10k.
FFXIV is a close second. Idk, about 3k to 5k?
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Cock on my mind but never in my pussy...sigh
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>>34289045
Hi
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>>34289053
>that Y
That's the gayest shit I've ever seen.
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>>34289051
m, probably minecraft for sure, like back when i was a kid 2011-2014. i spent whole summers just fucking around on drug/prison servers
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>>34289060
Come over, bbygirl
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>>34289051
M
Team Fortress 2. I've played around 2.7k hours of it since 2008.
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>>34289051
M
Probably Minecraft, easily 10k+ hours
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>>34289051
M
Kerbal space program. nearly 1000h.
I had more in WoW I think, but don't remember.
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>>34289062
That’s how we spell in india saar top no.1 Aryan Brahmin post like this
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>>34289057
that's good, although i hope you can become less alone soon, esp. if you're in college.
>>34289061
hi. fat and balding?
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>>34289028
I'm gonna pretend it's >him.
Thanks baby~
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>>34289051
War thunder - 700+

Or

Red orchestra 2 - 700-800+
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>>34289051
>M, 27
>HOI4 1900hrs
Its a borderline ant farm I have running in the background. I like seeing what the AI does.
Actual time played is probably 400hrs or so.
H3VR is also up there nearing 700hrs
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>>34289075
Just fat.
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>>34289080
is that fat (objectively) or fat (subjectively)? and hey, it's never too late to start balding, you'll get there
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Boob status report, females.
Go!
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>>34289042
1289 hours in tabletop sim
199 hours in tf2
159 hours in roller coaster tycoon (this is where I put all my autism)
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>>34289051
Male, XCOM and Civilization.

(The Bible is just an interesting audiobook.)
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>>34289084
>is that fat (objectively) or fat (subjectively
Good question. I feel like I don't look as fat as I feel. idk if that answers your question.
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>>34289086
>this is where I put all my autism
Then wtf do you do here? You these are just the leftovers?
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>>34289085
In a silky robe and still sore.
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>>34289090
>The Bible is just an interesting audiobook
Who reads it?
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>>34289090
Bible should be at the top, baka
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>>34289086
>1289 hours in tabletop sim
How tf do you put that many hours into that game? Do you play with friends often?
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>>34289094
>still sore
Why?
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Men, what is your favourite Ace Combat game? And why is it Zero?
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>>34289091
it kinda does, yeah, means it's subjective. that's too bad, why are you so down on yourself?
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>>34289092
I used to want to be a business major in college. Making things profitable. Drowning people for fun. New and exciting final destination 3. :)
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>>34289095
My gf still reads the bible translated in Korean lmao
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>>34289101
she probably gooned off for eight hours to moist again
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>>34288961
In the initial stage of the conflict the Government invited in another Muslim ethnic group into South Sudan which then escalated to that. No different for what your arguing for.
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>>34288961
The genocide started with immigration
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>>34289095
Some guy reads it aloud in the version on Steam. Just some guy.

If you want a celebrity or a cute girl then you probably have to look elsewhere.

>>34289096
I NEED MORE TIME.
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>>34289098
I gained quite a few friends that I have since abandoned. Met two irl once. Chud and an asian girl and she wanted me to come along to make sure he doesn't murder her. We drank a bit and weeb'd.
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>>34289103
I come from a long and storied line of people who despise fat people.
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>>34289101
My period is due and still not here.
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>>34289113
>Just some guy.
He's uncredited?
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>>34289118
It's a boy
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>>34289108
>changed the goalpost
None of the things that made it a genocide are going on in Canada.
Your lack of pussy isn't a genocide.
The more you seethe, the drier they get.
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>>34289121
I haven't touched a male in 3 periods.
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>>34289121
Yet another fatherless mulatto.
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>>34289116
ah, that'll do it. sad. hope you can learn to love yourself someday. or that you can learn to think of your body as a vehicle for achieving some purpose, and then not caring about the question entirely (but that is a lonely road to walk)
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>>34289127
Nearly spat my drink out
>>34289126
It's a boy
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>>34289122
>None of the things that made it a genocide are going on in Canada.
So then your pro-rape, as long as they are white, gotcha.
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>>34289131
There is no jizz in me. You are lying.
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>>34289134
well it aint jizz now, it's a human with a soul lol
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>>34289132
>changed the topic
I take it as an admission of defeat.
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>>34289114
Oh I didn't realize you could play with randoms, that's neat
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>>34289136
>invite immigrants into Canada
>get special treatment from government
>rapes go up
>violence goes up
>totally not a south Sudan situation
No, I know you're an anti-white racist.
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>>34289134
Check your pussy right now
*spits out some jizz*
MINDFREAK
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>>34289135
Get over here so I can abort you.
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>>34289130
I was going to say I'd rather just stop being a fat drunk, but realized that being an obese flesh golem is an OK price to pay for being blitzed whenever possible.
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>>34289138
Weird way to spell "I was wrong"
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>>34289137
You can play with randoms if you go to the mmo boards like the trinkety poker tables people make entire discords for or the secret hitler peeps are usually friendly but they have bastardized so far from the original game that it makes casual conversation nonexistent.
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>>34289145
If you don't know one of the most common ways genocides start in Africa is that a government invites or allows another ethnic group from a neighboring country into a region with an ethnic group they don't like to purposefully destabilize the region then sides with the newcomers and as resources get rarer violence and political upheaval skyrocket into basically what you posted earlier.
You don't actually have to kill anyone for it to be a genocide, you just have to displace them and make them disappear.
But genocides only happen in 3rd world, non-white countries right?
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State gender. How would you feel if a hookup avoided or refused to kiss you?
I refuse to kiss hookups because it means something special to me and I only want to do it with people I love.
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>>34289139
Oh is >he gonna Criss Angel me? (Lul)
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>>34289140
i'm more like a force of nature than a man, there will be no aborting me.
>>34289144
really? alcohol is a shit drug desu
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>>34289150
m
don't do hookups because i get too attached to people and hate being intimate (a truly wretched combination of traits btw)
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At what point do you accept you've been ghosted? If it takes more than 3 days for them to get back to you?
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>>34289150
Don't care.
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>>34289153
>alcohol is a shit drug desu
I'd prefer edibles but I'm looking for a new job and need to be able to pass a test.
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Do men initiate kisses more than women?
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>>34289150
So you're okay with a man fucking you or you putting your cock into her, but no kissing?
That's weird. But then again I don't do hookups.
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>>34289149
>You don't actually have to kill anyone for it to be a genocide
Wrong, again.
Also not a thing happening in Canada.
>The definition of genocide under the 1948 UN Genocide Convention does not include forced displacement as a standalone genocidal act.
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>>34289076
As long as I can pretend that >him is me in this instance.
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>>34289162
https://www.un.org/en/genocide-prevention/definition
>mass displacement and disenfranchisement is considered genocide
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>>34289160
It's simpler for a man to bend down of his own volition than for a woman to compel him to bend down for a kiss.
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genocide this, genocide that, cool, I just want a woman to sit on my face.
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>>34289161
Sex at its base is just an animalistic urge. Kissing is actually something meaningful. I don’t want to kiss people I won’t remember the name of.
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>>34289162
>liberal is wrong again
It's amazing any of you think you're smart enough to be allowed to do anything.
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are you ready to step up for the man ready to settle down after having his fun?
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>>34289165
>look up the word displacement
>0 results
Wrong again.
Stop lying.
Also not happening in Canada.
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>>34289170
It's by design and motivated by racism, its deliberate.
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>>34289174
Yeah, yeah cry harder, racist retard. Glad you aren't going to reproduce but we both know you're also going to lie about that cause you think everyone is as stupid as you are.
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>>34289170
Still not happening in Canada.
No conditions prevent you from having kids.
No measures are in olace that specifically have the goal of the destruction of Canadians
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>>34289176
>Yeah, yeah cry harder, racist retard
Lol
>Racist!
>IT'S A GENOCIDE
>I'M THE VICTIM HERE
Holy projection.
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>>34289169
Whatever helps you sleep at night I guess. But I'll be honest what you're describing sounds like some sort of trauma response.
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>>34289166
Wouldn't it be really sweet if she asked for one tho hehe
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>>34289172
>pregnant stretchmarks and no baby
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>>34289150
M
I understand it but get a bit disappointed because tongue kisses are one of the most exciting things for me sexually I don't care if she's an stranger
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>>34289159
lately edibles have been reliably giving me panic attacks. my last one literally sent me into a psychosis. was hearing doctors talking over me, like i was waking up from a surgery. shit was fucked up lmao
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>>34289150
M
it's weird if done as you want to tell your future bf "yeah I sucked 10 random guys dicks last year but I saved my kiss for you :3"
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>>34289186
You can give you (You)s all you want, it won't save you from your loss, but I know its all someone as pathetic as you can do, so go on. Waste your life away coping.
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>>34289179
Reminder to ignore the self hating jeetlord
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>>34289183
In his defense, the spectacle did make him very rich at least.
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Has Alysa Liu's story inspired you to conceive a child?
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>>34289172
>goes on ozempic
>immediately realizes that being a faggot was just a cope for being too ugly to get a gf
many such cases
unfortunately his essence will never be able to go on ozempic
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>>34289189
You literally spend upwards of 16+ posting here and you’ve already been doxxed
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>>34289189
>You can give you (You)s
You can give me (You)s*
Sorry, the sweet, sweet taste of victory has my head swimming.
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>>34289189
>Waste your life away coping.
More projection
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>>34289193
i am going to build my child out of silicon, in isolation.
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>>34289193
how much do you get paid for this shilling you monkey?
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>>34289193
That I need a BPD half-White half-Han ice skater GF that'll claw my heart out? Yeah
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>>34289187
I'm so happy pot doesn't give me negative side effects except for that one time.
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>>34289195
LMAOOOOOOOO
I bet he spends literally all day refreshing /atoga/ and /pol/.
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Do you guys like your parents?
I like my mom, but I think life would be much better if she was no longer alive. It sounds horrible to say, but she pretty much just watches AI slop all day and leeches off govt services. She cannot afford anything and I am basically paying for her to survive because she never had a real job.
She did a lot of me but man...If I have kids I could never be such a burden. i'd just kill myself before I got to that state...
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>>34289199
ok pedo...
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>>34289200
He gets paid in 3 rupees per post
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>>34289197
lol
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>>34288481
You're backwards rationalizing your attraction to tall men. Wanting to date tall men is fine, you don't need to find a reason to justify it.
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>>34289202
i prefer acid/mushrooms. psychedelics never give me a hard time. this makes weed a shit drug. very very very fun to goon on, though
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>>34289205
nah, she's not gonna have a fuckhole. also planning on having her look like a spider. she's gonna be like an autonomous tamagotchi
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>>34289203
He a mentally ill self hating schizo Indian man living with his parents in Toronto, you can tell his posts that constantly simp for femanons such as catposter and JH, any mention of anti-indian hate speech triggers him and it’s actually kinda fun to bait him bc he’s a pedophile and discord groomer on /r9k and /soc
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>Turning 30 this year
>Never been in love
>Never been on a romantic date
>wage, eat, trivial hobby, repeat
I just want to have kids, but I feel like time is running out.
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>>34289204
imagine being this so called person unironically
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>>34289204
M
I don't like living with my mom she's much of a typical woman, loud, annoying and not brilliant but I don't hate her, she hasn't be abusive like other moms.
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>>34289210
Can't do those on the daily thoughbeit.
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>>34289207
that seems excessive but what do I know about shillconomy
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>>34289214
Peak entertainment
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>>34289215
click condoms off and have sex with a random foid on a fertile day. Statistically you could have one or two babies in a year out of 10 women
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>>34289212
aha
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are Nigerians all total perverts? they're so over confident and I keep getting harassed by them ever since I moved to a heavily nigerian neighborhood.
what the fuck do I do. they're following me around and shit.
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>>34289215
>genetic dead end
>wants kids
It's over for you on every level
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>>34289224
they are black.
just tell the cops.
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>>34289224
>I moved to a heavily nigerian neighborhood.
Why. Are you black.
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>>34289223
i've been drawing up blueprints on how to enable her to talk and communicate genuinely. shit's gonna be cash, i have her architecture all planned out. soon, i am about to embark on virtual experiments with some of the more core systems.
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>>34289215
Jesus man, how does this even happen as a functioning working adult. The only time I’ve ever been that lonely was as a recent unemployed broke college grad struggling to get a job, too embarrassed and stressed to hang out with friends.

Unless you’re one of those unlucky people who works in a 90%+ middle aged folk work place, you should just go the route of “shit where you eat”. Has worked out fine for me.

I will admit, IT IS hard to find a new friend group or form a friend group if you don’t have one past college. I’d advise you to group hobby max and try to insert yourself into any friend group possible.
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>>34289215
this is the "chud adopts a kid, sexually abuses and grooms her and later forces her to marry him and adopt more little girls to rape" timeline
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>>34289227
I'm fucking poor because no one wants to pay anyone with a technical degree
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>>34289224
>I moved to a heavily nigerian neighborhood
lmfao, have fun with your rape baby
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>>34289224
>what the fuck do I do
Buy a gun and shoot one of them.
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>>34289232
Yes or no. Was there nowhere else you could move. Can't live with your parents.
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It just hit me that people hate Indianfolk purely out of jealously. The unsanitary stereotypes are just an excuse that racists use because they cant argue against academic excellence of indian people abroad. Lmao
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>>34289239
find some new material you broken record
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>>34289230
I have friends.
I just never dated.
People say they will set me up but never do.
I actually never met anyone who was set up by a friend my age.
Everyone I know with a gf/wife my age met their s/o through high school/college/online.

I just never really focused on dating in college. Moved to a boomer town after for work. Came back to my home state but I just don't really drink or use dating apps.
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>>34289238
i can move a few towns over where the rent is cheap and work at an arby's. but like... i kind of went to school so i could get an actual career.
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>>34289204
she sounds depressed
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>>34289244
>People say they will set me up but never do
lololol, I wonder why
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>>34289201
She has BPD?
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>>34289244
I hate to say it, but if you get yourself looking decent it's not hard to pull 18 year olds Anon, but it depends on what you're after.
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>>34289169
Foreplay is really important for women
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>>34289245
Can't wfh. What degree is it. Do your parents live in the middle of nowhere.
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>>34289253
What if you do look decent? Where do I go to meet women that will approach me, or do I have to approach them?
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It occurs to me that "screwed the pooch" and "fucking the dog" are two dog sex metaphors which mean the same thing literally but mean different things colloquially.
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>>34289262
nobody says that you disgusting furry
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>>34289253
I dont want to date children man...
I know it's easy to date people who think 100 dollars is a lot of money and knowing calc 1 makes you a super genius to them.

Like obviously it is not hard to pull people in college and younger. It's not hard to pull fat women either...
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>>34289260
You cannot ban an iPhone poster. They turn on Airplane Mode, they turn off Airplane mode, and it's as if the ban never happened.
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>>34289262
Wtf is "fucking the dog" supposed to be a metaphor for
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>>34289267
Doing nothing, wasting time.
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>>34289244
Typing this in the shower so it might be gibberish from typing on wet phone.
Most dating advice is bullshit. You must maximize every avenue.
>dating apps
Simple, put nice pictures of yourself, one classy, one doing a hobby, one more casual, one with friends.
>hobby groups
Any hobby you have, join a public group for it. Like boxing? Join an official boxing club. Like running? Joins your weekly running event in your town: like board games or nerd shit? Search on Instagram for local conventions or groups, and go and mingle.
>friends
How often do you and your friends hang out with “friends of your friends”? For example, do you go to parties where friend A knows people (people that you don’t know), and because you know friend a, you and these unknown people start to mingle? If not, specially ask your friends that you’re struggling with finding someone. At least one of them should have a single friend looking for a date.
>clubs, bars, random cold approaches, etc
A shit show. Can be very hit or miss. Much harder to deal with if you’re alone. If you have friends, much easier to mingle with big groups and pair off.
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>>34288481
Attraction to tall men is an evolutionary advantage. Not only are they physically more capable and confident, but healthier and more intelligent as well. Short men really don't have anything to offer.
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>>34289250
They don't know anyone and they know im not really interested in the people they will choose.

How are you meeting people for dates? online right?
>>
People really just regularly date through just “living life”. Either I understate how much the average person socializes or I’m just too autistic to get it.
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atoga foids are back in town
foids are back in town
atoga foids are back in town
foids are back in town
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short guys, why are you all so angry all the time lmfao is being short really that bad
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>>34289273
Either I underestimate*

Also forgot my question. State gender.
What would your first action be if you found out your house was haunted?
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>>34289271
No, everyone I know has met their partner through mutual friends. If you have loner friends that don't know anyone you would want to date then you need to get better friends. Or you will have to accept that who you want to date is very much out of your league since they don't belong to the same social circle as you or would want to interact with the people you spend time with in any way.
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>>34288993
>same. i posted my face and had foids sending doordashing food to my place and sending love letters the next day
How'd they get your address?
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Women
Where do I find girls with medium black hair who are dominant (but in a vanilla way) and beautiful
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>>34289275
imagine being a woman with hip dips, cankles or being a black/latina mix
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>>34289276
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>What would your first action be if you found out your house was haunted?
talk to the entity to find out what their problem is, maybe all they need is some closure or someone to tell them to fuck right off
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>>34289275
I'm short and sweet.
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>>34289150
m
i don't do hookups and i think it's funny you're saving a kiss for someone special but fucking random guys on one night stands
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>>34289277
>everyone I know has met their partner through mutual friends
though discord/gaming? high school? college?

The idea of having a functional friend group that meets friends of friends and those end up being relationships is so rare in 2026. It's probably <5% of how couples meet in the current year. I'd imagine 80% is some form of online right now.
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>>34289279
idk, jewish modeling agencies or sumtn
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>>34289257
i'm not living with my parents, dude. i can shoot a nigerian, can't shoot my parents.
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>>34289275
Stupid people are often angered by what they don't understand, and manlets never learn.
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>>34289266
Women want us, fish fear us
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>>34289273
Could be both.
How many times do you go in public for entertainment per week?
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>>34289224
>are Nigerians all total perverts?
Not quite, but they do not take no for an answer from women and you have to be assertive if you want them to stop hitting on you. At first I thought this was a meme but it's actually their culture to just pursue a woman relentlessly until she submits so they apply the same thing to whites and will give that kind of dating advice to other guys ( I had a hapa buddy who lived with some Nigerians in uni)

>>34289226
ffs nigerians are not black, they're african
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>>34289051
F
Elden Ring 3500 hours
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>>34289289
>though discord/gaming? high school? college?
no, irl and as adults
for example, my brother met his wife two years ago because she was doing an euro road trip and needed to do a service on her motorcycle and his coworker who has known her since childhood knew my parents have a fully equipped garage and asked my brother if she could use it to do that and ofc he said yes and offered to help her and basically it was love at first sight and they have been inseparable since then
he's 29 and she's 25, so they aren't kids anymore
just be open to be helpful and generous and you open many doors
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>>34289269
All this seems like jester. Especially dating apps.
I am sure they work. I have friends that got married off Hinge. But they are kind of jesters and I would hate to live their lives.

Hobby group thing is a meme. I'm going to just find dudes there. Women don't go to hobby things unless with their bf/husband.

after college, friends of friends is a bit of a meme too. people under 30 don't mix friend groups. maybe under 40. There is a whole seinfeld episode about this. Boomers/genx friends of mine still do this, but im really just meeting other boomer dudes when they invite their other friends over.
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>>34289239
what is there to envy about indians lol
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>>34289265
You're saying this as if you're going to be waiting outside of primary schools in a white van.
>>34289259
You just... chat? As the other anon said, there's plenty of different avenues, from dating apps, striking a conversation and simply posing the question.
>I hate to ask, but do you think I look attractive?
And act a bit coy and if she says yes, you just say that you think she's pretty attractive too and want to go out.
It sounds retarded but it can be as quick and simple as that to be honest.
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Aaaa-ahhhh ants in my room. They wait for me to fall asleep to crawl in my mouth, and nose, and eyes. Ants in my room. When I'm in bed they start to creep to comfort me and tell me lies. Aaaa-ahhh! Ants in my room. The telephone, it never rings, they've cut the cord and unionized. I'm never alone, and if I was I'd start to think, but, I hear them whisper every night: "You'll be fine my baby, oh you've got to trust me, it'll all work out in the end, just maybe...no one's gonna love you like me"
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>>34289183
stretchmarks fade and disappear it's no big deal
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>>34289304
nta and I find indians as disgusting as everyone else but you have to admit that their loyalty to their own people is admirable
which white person would dare to take over a company and immediately start to fire everyone and replace them with his own relatives?
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>>34289303
I guess your only path is getting a work wife
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>>34289306
thats what you get for leaving food in your room
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>>34289310
>gets banned
>immediately resets IP and begins shilling jeet cope
Kill yourself swarthoid
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This isnt a flex really but i brought my mom to gym today and we did some exercise togheter and I explained her basics.
She seemed pretty excited about it and wanted to go tomorrow aswell.
Also introduced her to some women who go there who speak same language as me so she can perhaps chat with them sometimes.

Overall good day
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>>34289305
>You're saying this as if you're going to be waiting outside of primary schools in a white van.
I cannot hang out around people a decade younger than me going to class and doing homework. I don't find it fun. I think 25 is my floor on age for now. It will rise with my age
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>>34289300
kek finally someone with answers, jesus.
i worked with one once. he acted exactly as you describe but i assumed it was just him. this shit is getting so out of hand i actually can't imagine what the country of nigeria is like. do they just go around raping all the women?
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>>34289239
You have to try harder than that rakeem
Nobody is biting that bait
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>>34289309
>but if femanon is fat in fertile areas that she's supposed to be then it's a cardinal sin and moids must scream about it
No. Go suck dick, nick.
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>>34289304
Pajeets are living in Cybershitter 2077
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>>34289315
nah, sadly I'm serious
our failure to relentlessly pursue the benefit of our own race in the name of selflessness and political correctness will be the end of us
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>>34289300
>Nigerians aren't black

The shit you read on 4chin
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Would you still date a guy if, not every time, but frequently, when he came he went 'meep meep. meep meep!' Like the muppet guy, or is that a dealbreaker?
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>>34289311
I almost had one when I was changing jobs. This one girl was really into me. She was kind of a sleaze but I thought she was cute. I figured it would be immoral to date her for 2 weeks and then change states. It was definitely not going to go anywhere because she did some stuff I would never consider for someone I would marry.
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>>34289322
That doesn't apply to the belly you rotund globe.
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>>34289301
Based
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>>34289321
Don’t forget to report his posts he can’t live without 4chan
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>>34289323
>29 lakh views
Way to out yourself as a jeet yourself lmoa
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>>34289051
F
I have no idea. probably some pokemon game or runescape
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>>34289330
It's called a uterus, faggot.
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>>34289215
Turn your hobby into nontrivial one
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>>34289275
>short guys, why are you all so angry all the time lmfao is being short really that bad
It's tradition.
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/584/997/dd0.jpg
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I'm not ugly. I'm just a mess. I've decided the whole "don't put the cart before the horse" thing isn't ever going to work. I'm going to finally use dating apps, cold approaches, go to bars- all of it.
Is it really a bad idea to leverage my looks for women even though my life is a mess? Just maybe a woman will get me to cut through the mess.
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>>34289325
If you aren't a descendant of slavery you aren't black
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>>34289336
The uterus isn't a layer of fat above your organs you cow.
>inb4 the layer of fat is there to protect the uterus
yeah, maybe one inch of it, not ten
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>>34289310
I guess but jews and gypsies are stronger examples in my mind
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>>34289323
>>34289333
Kek jeet status irrevocably confirmed
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Im ugly as fuck and autistic as shit and even i could get a date from 2 (good looking) girls i cold approached at gyms

Incels have no excuse

(Im a truecel though)
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>>34289294
this made me laugh genuinely, good post
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>>34289342
I never claimed indians are the only ones that do that or do it the most, literally every race that's currently overrunning the western world whilst white people twiddle their thumbs is doing it better than we do, which is extremely disgraceful
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>>34289051
Age of Mythology like 5000 hours
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>>34289325
>you're not even black. You're an AFRICAN.
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>>34289345
Women often laugh at manlets, and deservedly so!
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>>34289341
>10"
You don't even have 3, what do you know you micro peen.
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>>34289344
yeah, dates they agreed to because they were too scared to say no and that never led to any second dates, lol
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>>34289322
I didn't call you fat you just announced yourself as fat and yeah, being actually fat is bad.
Don't be fat.
Count the fucking calories.
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>>34289333
I’m going to fuck your mother in the gym saar all Indians are coming to rape your white women unless you begin spreading anti-indian hate across every board right now
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>>34289340
Are liberians black?
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>>34289352
I'm not a moid, your incel insults won't work on me fatty.
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>>34289051
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League of Legends. Probably like 3-4k hours on this shit. But I've been playing on and off since 2014
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>>34289346
The entire world literally hates you saar how do you feel being on par with the Jews currently?
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>>34289317
Technically, at 30 the floor should be around 22~
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>>34289359
put your trip back on fatso
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>>34289344
>>34289353

first dates are easy but second dates are damned near impossible unless she gave me the ick and I have to be the one doing the rejecting
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Pajeet self hate summarized:

You live in country where everywhere you go theres human feces, trash, corpses or people who treat cow urine as a sanitizer.
Your education system is purely based on fake certificates and paying to climb hierarchy, where merit doesnt matter only wealth does. So climbing out of caste you were born in is legitimately impossible.

You are physically weak when compared to men you see on internet. On average shorter and weaker than a white women, who are also infinitely better looking than women your own race.
If that wasnt enough, you cant even flex intelligence superiority like superior asians from China or Japan can.

Your uncle probably tried to sexually abuse you in your youth, because he couldnt control his animalistic urges.

You have constant and never ending diarrhea from the gutter oil food you consume to get by.
Higher caste people shit on you constantly, and you try to conserve what little izzat you have by killing yourself under a moving train.

Damn
It really does suck to be an indian
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>>34289362
maybe if you're undesirable, yeah



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