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Hello /adv/
One guy I know (let's call him "Associate") has an aunt that's about to die. He's a heir to her property, an apartment in the center of my country's capital. Price is obviously insane.
The problem is that said aunt is a cat lady with about 20-30+ felines. We're talking about an elderly woman with criminally unkempt inbred cats. Associate told me that all of them originate from a single pair she received as a gift years ago.

Animal shelters DON'T want to deal with inbred monstrosities. Throwing them away is not an option (capital's center, might cause trouble with authorities). Putting them to sleep is too time-consuming and expensive. I suggested a radical option with acid & bathtub but apparently there's no bathtub in the apartment.

What is the final solution to the kot question?

P.S. Posting with a trip in case this results in OC for /gif/
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>>34296468
Don't be a retard, do not kill or genocide those poor cats. They are not abominations, they're vulnerable creatures that need support and love from owners who can take care of them. Please do not put any of them in an acid bath, don't kill them or harm them in any way. Please.

And that right there OP is your angle to make money. Bleeding hearts will pay you top $$$ if you ransom those cats. Cat gore enjoyers only give you (yous) for the OC. Spread your ultimatum far and wide and get paid to spare the cats.
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>>34296478
>>And that right there OP is your angle to make money. Bleeding hearts will pay you top $$$ if you ransom those cats.
in our case time is still more valuable than money
>Cat gore enjoyers only give you (yous) for the OC.
(You)s are more valuable than time and money (for me at least, Associate isn't even a 4chinz user)
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nigga put the cleanest, better kept ones up for adoption and at least release the rest into the wild
animal shelters arent going to run fucking dna tests on cats unless theyre obviously inbred (which is super rare in cats cause most common ones are inbred to some extent anyways)

dont be a fucking retard and kill a tiny animal on purpose nigger

in the west youre not getting monetary shit from nolife 4chan gore enjoyers , nor are you gonna get any kind of ransom money in this shithole cause there are like 3 actual human beings in the whole site

just drive an hour away from the capital and release them into the forest moron
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>>34296512
>nigga put the cleanest, better kept ones up for adoption and at least release the rest into the wild
read OP
>capital's center, might cause trouble with authorities

>animal shelters arent going to run fucking dna tests on cats unless theyre obviously inbred
Associate said that he had to remove decayed bodies with unusual number of legs. Not sure about living population (as I've yet to enter the accursed property myself), but this detail makes me think that they are pretty fucking inbred
>dont be a fucking retard and kill a tiny animal on purpose nigger
Torturing animals "for fun" is nigger behavior, exterminating them because they are a clear problem is as human as behavior can get.
Don't be a cuck that extends human morals to inferior beings.
>in the west youre not getting monetary shit from nolife 4chan gore enjoyers , nor are you gonna get any kind of ransom money in this shithole cause there are like 3 actual human beings in the whole site
I'm not interested in money from fucking 4chan, I'm here for /adv/ice
>just drive an hour away from the capital and release them into the forest moron
How do you even catch & contain thirty effectively wild cats in a vehicle?
>an hour away
a proper forest isn't that close from the property
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>>34296468
You are a psychopath larping and I hope you get cock cancer
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>>34296545
>read OP
read my post, I obviously referred to what i specifically said afterwards
>release them into the forest

>Associate said that he had to remove decayed bodies with unusual number of legs
youre larping ts, theres no way youre not, ive seen generations upon generations of inbred cats in similar situations and extra legs are chernobyl type mutations you fag
either associate or you are exaggerating,or the extra limbs thing was a singular completely unrelated instance

>exterminating them because they are a clear problem
how are they? theyre a clear problem towards selling the property and getting the money, im not telling you to keep the kotiki or anything nigga, but dont larp humanitarism while trying to get your faggot ass behavior validated on here

>How do you even catch & contain thirty effectively wild cats
same way you catch & contain thirty effectively wild cats to kill em nigga

>a proper forest isn't that close from the property
for sure, not even gonna bother arguing this, you perfectly know you can find any relatively natural open space thats better than offing the animals



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