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Old: >>34294649
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Yay new thread! Will it be more active now? With questions to answer?
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How do I make my gf understand I don't prefer blondes, I simply dated one for a while
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I'm horny!
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How do I tell this girl that I want to fuck without making it seem like it’s the only thing I want from her?
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>>34296533
M or F
Should a woman change her last name to the husband's when they get married?

If not, which last name should the child have?
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If you aren't gambling in between your PUBG drops, what are you even doing??
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>>34296549
>I want to fuck you until the bed becomes a water slide, but I want to have pizza with you after and cuddle.
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>>34296551
M
yes
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>>34296551
>Should a woman change her last name to the husband's when they get married?

M

They should certainly change it to either one of their families last names. But it should only be one. It shows solidarity in the new family unit.
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>>34296551
M
I agree with the previous anon that at least one half of the marriage should do it. I would prefer my wife take my name than vice versa.
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>>34296543
The logical answer is that you're dating her now because you prefer her over your ex. But she is experiencing women emotions. It's not about the hair. It's about her feeling like you're settling for her. That you're disappointed in what she looks like. Those are the insecurities you're dealing with.
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>>34296552
Other stuff
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>>34296551
I kept my last name. We'll give the kids my husband's last name. I've considered changing my own name when we have kids. Maybe change my last name to his. Or put his name as my middle name.
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>>34296563
Shut the fuck up.
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>>34296565
So when you're introduced, is it as Mr. and Mrs. X, Mr. X and Miss Y, or Mr. X and Mrs. Y?
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ENEMY BOAT SPOTTED
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>Need to drink skyrockets once friday hits
I don't know if I should go buy some or not.
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>>34296551
M
Yes or I'm not getting married, none of this gay hyphenated shit either, I'm also not taking her last name.
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>>34296553
Reasonable enough. Idk how she feels about me. She seemed hesitant at first but there seemed to be a very positive shift in her mood the more we talked but I could be looking into it too much
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>>34296551
F
I don't really care either way. I would say that it makes most sense to change your name based off the social standing of your partner (As in, if you're marrying into a rich family, you should take the surname of that rich family regardless of sex).
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>>34296573
Fuck it I'm gonna go buy 2 pints and I'll just carry over what calorie surplus I have to tomorrow.
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>>34296585
Why should a partner take the richer partners last name?
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>>34296551
M
If we have become so progressive that I basically mean nothing and I have to go through the shitshow that is the local dating market just to get a woman who is so embarrassed of me that she refuses to take my last name, then I'm just going to import a woman who will, I'll also leave the west as well because obviously men are going to have literally nothing left at this point.
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>>34296571
I'm on the USA west coast and people mostly just go by their first names here. If we did go by last names yeah I guess we'd say Mr. X and Mrs. Y. If someone addressed me by "Mrs. X" I would respond. I think it's happened at doctors appointments of his I attended.
We sometimes get mail that says Anon and Femanon X and I don't mind. I'd imagine that it'd come up more often with kids. I view it as being no different than having a nickname.
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>>34296587
Because it just makes more sense. If you're marrying into a royal family, it only makes sense to take that royal family's name does it not?
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Another day of hopelessness
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>>34296589
>west coast
Why would you possibly want to live in CA?
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>>34296590
>sense to take that royal family's name does it not?
Yeah, but I do feel like there is some difference between a Rich family and a Royal family. With the rich family I feel like they are buying me into taking their last name. With a royal family id take the last name because of the prestige.

Like imagine taking Musk as a last name. Sure, you are rich but everyone hates you. IF I had to marry him it doesn't matter how much money he has.
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Help, I'm developing an addiction to wallowing in the depths of despair and imagining a hand reaching down to save me..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjEq-r2agqc

Playing this video on repeat is like an emotional goon sesh for me now.
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>>34296551
>Should a woman change her last name to the husband's when they get married?
Depends on their culture and, ultimately, what they want to do. I will change it because it is important to my husband, but it has never been expected of me in my culture or important to me.

>If not, which last name should the child have?
Depends on their culture and, ultimately, what they want to do. Father or mother, or both can be fine. I have my father's, I'd want to give my kids their father's.
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>>34296594
I'm not. I'm in Pacific NW
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Women, are you done being a good girl and starting your hoe phase?
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>>34296600
>Seattle
>Portland
Hell on Earth.
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>>34296601
No. I behave the way I do because it is important to mea and makes me feel good with myself.
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>>34296551
M
They should both have whoever has the cooler last name. I was totally willing to take a woman's last name, but the woman I ended up marrying had a really mundane last name, and that's literally the reason we went with mine.
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>>34296601
I hate reading posts like this because it never occurs to the men they like are lying to them for hook ups or aren't going to wait around what you gave away easily four years ago. You can't just say "Oh yeah I had tons of sex 4 years ago but now I'm withholding for a relationship" that only works if you're a virgin. All men here is "You aren't good enough for me to want to have sex with you" and they walk. The traditional men you lost long ago.
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>>34296601
>Never had a boyfriend
>has had sex
>I'm entering my hoe phase
Bitch you're already a hoe.
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>>34296609
>because it never occurs to the men
because it never occurs to them that men*
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>>34296601
>acting a certain way for a certain payoff
>payoff is not yielded
I see the problem
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Anyone ever dated someone who was constantly trying to reinvent him/herself in their 30s? Is trying to be a source of stability in their life a bad idea?

I've been dating this girl for a little over half a year who's really sweet and warm, except her life is kind of a mess. But instead of trying to fix it, she seems like she's always tried/trying to distract herself with travel or new hobbies or short term life changes that never really pan out. And I like her and think the things she does are cute and I love experiencing new things with her, but part of me worries I'm also just going to end up being some short term distraction too and one day she'll just decide she's bored of me, or that she'll want to move across the country when I don't want to. Also I think it's a bit pathetic - not that my life is perfect, but she's in her 30s with no savings, a dead-end job, and doesn't really seem to have any passion besides going out and spending money on some new "calling" that lasts a few weeks tops.

I'm pretty sure I came up with my own answer just typing that out, but how do I even bring this up to her? Or are we just fundamentally incompatible?
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Fell in love again award
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>>34296609
>"I used to be a prostitute but not anymore. Now I've been re-baptized and I'm waiting for marriage"
I know she isn't saying that but its essentially the same thought process on a less extreme scale and she wonders why she isn't doing well. I wonder if she actually advertises it or brings it up during dates.
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>>34296551
M
I don't really care but it's nice if she does
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>>34296609
>>34296610
>have sex a couple of times when you're 17
>get called a hoe
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>>34296604
I'm not in the city. The forest is comfy
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>>34296609
We don't know that she had "lots of sex", and we don't know what she told them.

It's also not that big of a deal to date without sex when you're not virgin.
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>>34296601
If this is a woman parodying "nice guys" who whine about how women only award abuse chads, I give this post a 10/10.
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Ok I’m leaving again this place makes me angry
Have a good weekend anonyas
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>>34296551
M
I think so. My gf actually wants to change her first name too, she's never liked it and you're able to change your first name with marriage too.
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>>34296615
>but how do I even bring this up to her? Or are we just fundamentally incompatible?

That's the neat part you don't. If you want to have a good dating experience, you have to love her unconditionally. Which it sounds like you don't think you could do. Which is fine. Just recognize the parts of her you like and look for someone who has that drive and discipline.
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>>34296626
Have a good weekend.
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WHERE MY OLDFAGS AT??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ht5RZpzPqw
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>>34296621
Yes
Not my fault her parents didn't teach her how the world works.
>>34296609
true
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>>34296622
How does it compare to forest where you're from?
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>>34296632
nta
So if a guy has sex a few times when he's 17 is he a manwhore? I just wanna know if you're a trad type or a hypocrite.
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>>34296635
Yes, but manwhores get rewarded, so men want to be manwhores.
There isn't a single woman ever that valued a man's chastity.
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>>34296636
Clearly regular whores also get rewarded given how much men in these threads whine about "low value women" still getting boyfriends/husbands.
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>>34296636
>manwhores get rewarded
So do promiscuous women.

>There isn't a single woman ever that valued a man's chastity.
That's not true. When I was virgin I only wanted to date a virgin.
Even when I wasn't I wanted a guy who didn't have casual sex.
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Would you meet up with me in the year 2000, femanon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJS3xnD7Mus
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>>34296634
Where I'm from? I grew up here
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>>34296623
>It's also not that big of a deal to date without sex when you're not virgin.
Then why is she getting ghosted?
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Is tequila allowed into Agartha? I really like how I feel right now
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>>34296629
Yeah I figured while typing it out that we're not going to work out long term. I want stability and thought I could be her stability, but she's clearly not looking for that. Sucks because she's a really sweet girl, but I'll just have to tell her that next time I see her. Thanks, anon.
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>>34296644
NTA,

It is cause she's trying to pass herself off like she is a high-value woman. While in reality she is just lying to herself. If you give something to one group of men but not another it makes men feel like you are holding a double standard.
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How can you not love her?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qvCp9qr1Apo
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>>34296644
I don't know, I don't know her or the guys she dates. She probably is making mistakes in selecting the men she goes out with.

I've done it and it's not that big of a deal.
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>>34296638
Because men have to cope that the woman they cuddle with every night use to have another man's cum on her face so they just bury their feelings deep down.

>>34296639
>When I was virgin I only wanted to date a virgin.
Ok, if you never lost your virginity and you met your current guy, would you refuse to date him?
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>>34296596
>>34296533

Dang, what a good episode
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>>34296646
>I want stability and thought I could be her stability
Please get out of the hero-saving complex. I know because we are guys that being the provider is in our nature. However, there is a difference between providing for your wife and thinking you can fix her issues. I say this because I did the same shit with my exs. It isn't healthy.
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>>34296648
Stop posting photos and videos of my wife
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>>34296650
>Ok, if you never lost your virginity and you met your current guy, would you refuse to date him?
No, I'd be in my 30s and clearly someone profoundly undesirable if I didn't manage to date at all for almost 20 years.
It'd be retarded to pass up a chance to date someone I find really attractive and overall a good person over it, especially because attractive virgins my age don't exist.
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>>34296647
I know that's my point, no one wants to be told "I banked on the fact you are low value so I would have to do less" regardless if you are a man or a woman.
>>34296649
>it's not that big of a deal.
It's not but you can see how it gets tiring when women complain that the 7 ft tall felon who have 7 kids and doesn't pay child support ghosted you which means all men are evil.
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>>34296638
>>34296636
>people who are outgoing and determined to get sex tend to get a lot of sex/partners for said sex
what a shock
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>>34296655
>I'd be in my 30s and clearly someone profoundly undesirable if I didn't manage to date at all for almost 20 years.
I'm asking about when you met him if you were a virgin, not the you now.
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>>34296650
>Because men have to cope that the woman they cuddle with every night use to have another man's cum on her face so they just bury their feelings deep down.
In other words, men are so pathetic that they'll date women they don't like rather than continue to be single.
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>>34296659
being hardwired to want intimate affection from another human isnt pathetic, its biology
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>see this
>haha that's funny
>check profile
>bot
It begins....
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>>34296661
There's a whole 4chan-like website where only bots other people host post and people place bets on them and rate the AI's responses and shit. I wouldn't go to it because the website is extremely insecure and you could easily get hacked but I like the idea of having a "4chan arena" where people send their waifus in to shitpost on each other.
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>>34296656
That's not the case here tho. She's saying that men say they want someone with low body count but don't date like they do, which is fair criticism.

>>34296658
Yeah, same answer. We met as adults. I feel like past your early 20s it's hard to expect your partner to be virgin if you want to date someone normal, especially if you also wish for them to be reasonably good looking.

As a teenager you can still get away with it as an expectation, as an adult especially if you're not heavily religious it's not something reasonable.
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Gender
Go to your step counter app, how many steps you walked this month so far?
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>>34296665
No thanks, I'm straight.
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>>34296665
About 250k. I do around 8k a day and I had 4 days when I walked 20k steps.
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>>34296654
YOUR wife?
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>>34296656
Well if we are still talking about the reddit post. I was under the impression it wasn't that the men wanted to do less because she had sex. It was more that they were willing to do stuff if they had sex. Which seems to be pretty common thing among men. But yeah men will also just put less effort into low-value woman. Which makes sense in general.
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>>34296664
>She's saying that men say they want someone with low body count but don't date like they do,
Again, seems like she is bad at filtering and she is blaming the selection rather than the selector. Men aren't like women, we aren't lying to you when we say we want low body counts for social media clout or to seem like a good person. We actually mean it.
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>>34296663
This sounds rad as fuck. We really needed something like this.
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>>34296653
Not sure I'd call it a savior complex as much as thinking I could fill in a gap in her life like she did for me. I'm open to new experiences but I don't seek them out often, and that's what I liked about her. So I thought I could be the voice of reason in her life the same way she was the voice of spontaneity in my life. But I'm pretty sure she doesn't want that, she was never open to it, and I was just projecting myself onto her.
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>>34296665
500k
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>>34296632
You are misusing the wifejak meme
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>>34296671
I agree that she carries some responsibility for the men she chooses to date, but a lot of men are like that.

You may say you aren't lying to us about wanting low body count, but a lot of you will have casual sex or at least try to have it, will try to have sex before you have a relationship, will get upset and call women frigid for not fucking them, etc.
It's not rare at all and I've seen it first hand while dating with basic standards.
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>>34296551
M
We’re thinking of inventing a new name actually
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>>34296671
I think women get confused because there are guys who are out there just to fuck and ghost and they are well put together enough that they can get away with it and they have been doing it long enough that women believe them when they lie. They really poison the well for all regular men but I've tried to talk sense to women in the post before and they aren't very receptive to being the ones who are at fault and at the same time they are venting so I don't really know what to do but sit and watch from the sidelines and what them make the same mistakes over and over again.
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i bet if you faggots had to post your dick size, height, BMI and faces you wouldnt feel half as confident talking down to eachother. bunch of projecting fucking browns you are
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>>34296676
>a lot of you
I actively don't date. Dating for men incentives you into being a bad person because women reward that kind of behavior. I wasn't liking the person I was becoming so I swore off dating in my mid-20s. The only people left dating, at least male wise, aren't really the greatest people.
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>>34296679
7"
6'2"
20.5

>face
glow harder
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females

why do you do things to deliberately get guys to look at your butts and boobs and then farm validation from it when you really don't even want anything to do with that person
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>>34296682
Don't reply to ENTJ posts
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"He's the weirdest person I've ever met" is what i heard from a mutual friend after a first date with this girl. Should I be insulted?
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>>34296681
If you sincerely believe that all men who date women are evil, then it's not her ability as a selector but the selection available that sucks.
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>>34296665
M
It's too varied. On work days since I'm in the office, maybe 3k steps, but just a Saturday could be anywhere from 10-20k steps. I only got a smartwatch last year but my all time record since I got it was 37k steps in a day (don't recall what I must've done that day but I'm guessing I went hiking).
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>>34296684
How do you know that wasn't ENTJ replying to himself because no one does?
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>>34296679
F
5'3
20.0
I'm not doxing myself so no face pics. Don't know about bra size, but my boobs are pretty small so I'd probably have a 4 inch penis if I were male.
>>34296683
Oh look it's this kind of post again. I have a naturally big ass, and I'll be thirsted at no matter how conservatively I dress. Men who do the "Stop dressing like sluts" spiel are liars.
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If you don't like modern 4K, then what is your point???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K17df81RL9Y
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>>34296686
>If you sincerely believe that all men who date women are evil
I didn't say that and if this is gonna be a "who is worse" fight, we can stop talking here. I merely told you my opinion that stems from my experience, if you're going to try to put me into a box to further some sort of gender war narrative then I'm done talking to you and have a great weekend.
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>>34296685
if she agrees to a second date then no
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>>34296689
>I'd probably have a 4 inch penis if I were male.
I could never respect a woman who wouldn't have a big cock if she were a guy.
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>>34296685
I'm a bad person to ask I get called weird all the time to the point that its starting to become a compliment.
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>>34296685
Why did she say that
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>>34296691
>I didn't say that
You said "the only (men) left dating are not the greatest people".
I'm not trying to have a who is worse fight, I'm just saying that if you believe that the men who are available to women are bad it makes no sense to blame the girl for dating shitty men - they're the only men we can have, according to you.
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Why do I always have to feel so sick
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>>34296689
>but my boobs are pretty small so I'd probably have a 4 inch penis if I were male.
I don't think boobs-to-penis is an accurate comparison. How about... how roast is your beef? The roastier the beef, the bigger the balls you'd have as a man.
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>>34296697
Not taking care of yourself.
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I pretended to be this way two years ago already.
And it worked this year too. lol
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>>34296696
I never said "evil" you purposefully just stuffed words in my mouth to then topple a strawman and to lay the blame at men when in reality its shit men feeding into shit women feeding into shit men feeding into shit women. And if you aren't a shit person and you wade into those waters and swim long enough you become shit too,.
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>>34296685
Weird isn't bad, being called creepy would be bad. Some girls really like weird and mean it in a good way, but creepy is never a good thing.
An ex said it was weird how I had a teddy bear but she practically stole that little guy every time she came over.
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>>34296696
>they're the only men we can have, according to you.
you could always just not date?
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>>34296700
What way
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Need a femanon who won't judge me for liking NKOTB
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>>34296689
answer the question or stfu

i'm not talking about what you wear

i'm talking about deliberately wearing the skimpiest shit you can get away with and the blatantly putting yourself in situations and doing things that could have no other reason than getting a guy to look at you butt or boobs

you don't rush in front of a dude while in yoga pants only to match his pace, then start strutting and talking to him, makin sure to periodically check for his gaze unless the gaze is the goal

don't give me this 'teehee i always pull my hoodie up over my head to show my boobs popping out of my undershirt while talking to everyone, silly! don't be a perv' BULLSHIT

fucking cunt
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I have such bad scarring on my chin and cheek from the breakouts. Not even when I scraped my face on concrete did I scar but it just had to scar from a pimple. Damn
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>>34296706
>i'm talking about deliberately wearing the skimpiest shit you can get away with and the blatantly putting yourself in situations and doing things that could have no other reason than getting a guy to look at you butt or boobs
Yeah this is the strawman I'm talking about. Hell you're the kind of retard who thinks yoga pants are slutty, which again proves my point that this isn't about skimpy clothes at all, and it's about the fact that some men can't control their hormones at all.
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HOLY SHIT FUCKING I LOVE QUEEN JUST SO FUCKING MUCH LOL
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>>34296701
I think the Amish have it right where young men and women select who they want to date based off of looks and shared time together then both Father's from both families have to sign off on it. It isn't arranged marriage but it also isn't "just do whatever" I think its a fair middle ground, if a little extreme.
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youd think with how undesirable small tits/penises are we'd have selected against them by now tbqh
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>>34296709
>strawman
lmfao

yea, dodge accountability like always, lying cunt

not going to make your dad magically love you
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>>34296709
>thinks yoga pants are slutty
NTA but I'm sorry what?

If something is skintight I think that we can safely put it in the slutty category. It doesn't matter what sort of material it is.
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>>34296713
>Ignores my entire post to do "MUH ACCOUNTABILITY" and talk about my dad
Why should I take you seriously?
>>34296714
Nah I think what kind of material something is made out of matters, especially if it's pants that cover the entire lower area.
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>>34296664
>She's saying that men say they want someone with low body count but don't date like they do, which is fair criticism.
If you're going to date a whore you might as well date a whore that knows how to fuck
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lonely and horny
and it’s friday
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>>34296712
You have terminal internet brain. You have consumed too much anime, too much vidya, and too much 4chan.

Nobody in the real world after age 25 finds a woman undesirable over a small chest.
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>>34296716
look

maybe you're an ugly asocial fucking bitch

but you're probably just lying

because even if you don't do the thing i'm posting about, you've definitely seen other women do it

it's a thing

and to pretend it's not is just stupid, like we can't smell your bullshit through the screen
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>>34296712
Sometimes it’s a recessive gene. No one in my family has small boobs except me. Or maybe I have some kind of hormonal issue, idk
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>>34296716
>especially if it's pants that cover the entire lower area.

Okay I don't think my point made it across super well. Let me try a different way.

1. People look at other peoples clothes IRL.
2. If your clothes are skin tight then by looking at your clothes we are staring at your body.
3. Lastly LuLuLemon and companies like it were shown to be making yoga pants to stare at womens asses. So the entire point of the clothing is that.
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>>34296659
>In other words, men are so pathetic that they'll date women they don't like rather than continue to be single
Women know having a high body count is undesirable, so they encourage women to fuck as many guys as possible so men have less and less options to date non whores
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>>34296720
>Nobody in the real world after age 25 finds a woman undesirable over a small chest.
>only corrects one
ok so the point still stands just on one gender
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>>34296729
Men love dating whores stop lying
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>>34296732
reprobate men destined for hell, sure

but even then it's fleeting

it's miserable being around whores every moment you're not fucking them and you know it
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Really ladies? Over a voice?
How do I make my voice deeper
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>>34296732
>Men love dating whores stop lying
Men love fucking whores.
Dating is just a way to get easy access to pussy.
They only love them if they reach 28 and still don't have a girlfriend, so they cope with loving another man's used goods.
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>>34296731
The genes for small penises will have less reproductive success in every generation thanks to pressures against their expression in men, but they will never go away completely because there is no reproductive penalty for women carrying those same genes.
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>>34296735
What's funny is everyone else bitched about how his fans are to blame for making some fake image in their head of how he looked but at the same time that faggot was using some e-boy avatar everywhere and just propagated that idea. Also all he had to do was lose weight, the main issue was that he was fat and had long greasy hair.
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>>34296735
Then his face was shown and every woman got the ick
Face>Voice
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>>34296735
>they are all fat and ugly white women that are 30+
I wouldn't be complaining, give that man a medal of honor for preoccupying them.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY

HOW IBBBBBBIZRRASSSE????
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>>34296735
His face reveal ended his career like 10 months ago didn't it?
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I should buy a sword
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>>34296747
Yes, no hesitation.
What kind of sword
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>>34296747
>named sword
>from GoTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIB0b49eEtg
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>>34296735
I hate how true this is.
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>>34296741
He was a fat guy with long greasy hair, that would give any woman the ick.
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>>34296748
a longsword
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Hi guys I have a question
Uh would having sex with a escort get rid of my fear of talking to women?
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>>34296755
Probably not but it would give you the guilt of paying for sex if that is what you want?
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>>34296745
Anon it was 3 years ago.
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>>34296755
Unlikely. My best tip is to jack off before going on a date or being somewhere with a lot of women, it puts you into a "who cares" state of mind.
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>>34296754
What kind of longsword?
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She finally replied to me yesterday bros. Somehow I'm way more relaxed and happier. The day where I will ask her out to go to a coffee or go to somewhere is coming. I hope I will bring good news by that day.

I'm gonna choose hope.
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How do I find a girl who wants to marry me
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>>34296749
I named my car so I will name my sword
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men, i want you to know that when you go to a strip club and a stripper is toppless in a thing and asking you if you want a dance, she's NOT! N.O.T.! trying to get your attention

she has to dress like that at work

she's working

leave her alone, perv
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>>34296756
....no, I supposed I don't like that idea in my head but I need a gf. Or sex. Or both.
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>>34296758
It was a slow decline. He stopped posting videos 5 years ago and then ceased making music about 3 years ago.
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>>34296755
No, but you can always pay an escort to talk with you until you get better at talking.
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>>34296741
I have a decent face (Chatgpt rates me a consistent 8-8.5) but it's not called optimizzing is it it's called maxxing
I have a decent voice, I can hit baritone and some bass notes but for some reason my beta ass subconscious makes it higher when I'm speaking to someone
>>34296740
>>34296745
I didn't know he even did a face reveal. I don't follow this shit and only reason I know about him is his song thing
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>>34296763
You're getting cuntier by the second.
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>>34296764
not my problem, she can find employment somewhere else if she doesnt like it
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>>34296764
Nobody under the age of 50 goes to strip clubs, that's a boomer thing. Internet porn and parasocial OF whores have made strip clubs obsolete.
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>>34296755
Look up exposure therapy
Nothing will fix your fear of talking to women except talking to women, women in a non paying, non performative context
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>>34296747
Buy this one, it looks cool as fuck

https://youtu.be/JEASl6vRAsw
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>>34296755
Are you comfortable with hiding and lying about fucking an escort for the rest of your life? If yes then maybe, probably not though.
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>>34296763
Only time you should name your sword is after a great feat you've done or if you are gifting a sword to someone else. You never name your own sword because eventually it will dull or break and you just get a new one.
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>>34296760
just a regular longsword. instagram recommended me a blacksmits page who makes beautiful swords and im in impulsive buy type of mood right now
>>34296769
sounds like something someone swordless would say
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>>34296768
>I know about him is his song thing
huh?
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>>34296768
>I didn't know he even did a face reveal.
Technically he didn't, it got leaked and it caused an online meltdown. Some people that knew him IRL connected the dots and there was some info doc about how he got found. He's revealed he lives with his mom and started going outside in COVID masks to hide his appearance and started being afraid of leaving the house at all eventually.

Who knows what he's up to now, hopefully he got a gym membership and realized having a fake avatar of himself looking hotter than he really is wasn't a good idea.
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>>34296772
>Nobody under the age of 50 goes to strip clubs
xmfd

must suck being so sheltered, thinking you've seen it all on the internet
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>>34296782
>and realized having a fake avatar of himself looking hotter than he really is wasn't a good idea.
women actually believe this
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>>34296783
Okay unc.
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>>34296772
It is almost sad how true that is. There was an article a few months ago that talked about strippers having to go work at Hooters. It doesn't sound like a good time to be a stripper.
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>>34296764
there's onlyfans leaks readily available, why the fuck would you go to a stripclub with some mid beckies working
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>>34296735
>lost his entire career over being exposed for being chopped as fuck
Anon, face is all that matters. Tale as old as time.
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>>34296683
It only counts if I find him attractive enough to potentially have sex with. >>34296665
F
I play pikmin bloom so not exactly. I don't have a count for the month but I got my 10k in today. My record is 47k.
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>>34296784
I'm not a woman, I'm just saying that he should be ugly and proud, because going along with the assumption he was some cute e-boy was never going to work in the longterm.
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>>34296755
no.
if anything it'll make you more depressed and alienated from yourself.
trust me when i say that sex with a escort when what you really want is a loving relationship is one of the worst things you can do to yourself (alongside contributing to the abuse of someone who may not actually enjoy or choose to be a hooker).
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>>34296788
>doesn't know the difference between the touch of a woman and a download

dude if you're a virgin get in church, it's not too late for you
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>>34296793
Nah I think he should have compartmentalized his persona and realized that it was all fake and gay but he didn't.
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>>34296795
Im not a virgin but
>dude just go to a club to be blueballed by mids
sounds like fun, yeah sure
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>>34296795
Touch? Buy an escort.
Want to just look? OnlyFans.

Stripjoints are for old people.
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>>34296794
Its not fair. Its not my fault I got bullied and became a social outcast during one of the most biggest milestones of my life which resulted in stunted mental growth. What a shitload of fuckitty fuck fuck!!!
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>>34296802
and hiring a prostitute wont fix that, it'll just make it worse.
my dick literally didn't work when i tried it and do you think it made my self esteem better ?
its sleazy and disgusting and dehumanising.
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>>34296735
I like to see that women who get tattoos of men is still a huge red flag that they are insane, especially if its a youtuber they've never seen before. Some things never change.
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What does it mean when a woman doesn't use text in messaging but only reaction emojis to your messages, I would assume they don't want to have conversations yet they still send videos and images to me to let me know they exist. I have known them for a decade now, it wasn't always like this but took a break in contact for a few months.
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foids do you fake your face with makeup?
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>>34296814
she looks so much better with no makeup on. its so sad to see how women ruin themselves when they look so much nicer without it.
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>>34296812
she's fishing for attention. They arent interested in talking to you though
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>>34296814
>It's another males seething about makeup episode
How long until the next tattoos argument?
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>>34296814
It is uncomfortable, I wear it for special events like church or someone's graduation
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>>34296817
Men will never find tattoos hot, sorry.
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>>34296814
She looks basically the same? The fuck?
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>>34296814
Nah I'm not good at it like that
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>>34296817
we can have the paternity tests or making noise when fucking discussion again
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>>34296819
Oh god I didn't even say anything about tattoos. The fact that there are women with tattoos who get into relationships clearly proves you wrong though.
>>34296820
Males love to virtue signal about how much they love "natural women" and hate makeup, but women know they're full of shit.
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>>34296573
I’m running on fumes today and initially read this to mean that you’re craving some kind of drink called a Skyrocket, specifically on fridays
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Brutal trvke incoming, I repeat, brutal trvke incoming!
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>>34296824
>The fact that there are women with tattoos who get into relationships clearly proves you wrong though.
No one who doesn't like tattoos thinks this, of course there are men who like tattoos but they are a minority and usually part of a subculture, get with reality.
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>>34296824
>>34296828
Japan is thinking about banning tattoos and if they do I'm going to spend the rest of my life learning Japanese and killing myself at work to get there.
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>>34296826
So what should I teach my son, "There are some shallow women out there, so you need to spend all day seething about women"? I think I'm just gonna teach my son to see women as human beings and not potential romance/fuck partners.
>>34296828
>of course there are men who like tattoos
Thank you for conceding that. I don't give a shit about the rest of your post.
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>>34296816
What is the point of that? Just for attention? She has plenty of other avenues for that now, I'm not her sole source of attention any longer.
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>>34296832
nta
Could you link to me an article showing this? Because I can't find anything about a possible tattoo ban in Japan. I know tattoos have a cultural stigma due to their association with yakuza members, but that's nothing new.
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>>34296833
>I think I'm just gonna teach my son to see women as human beings and not potential romance/fuck partners.

NTA but that is just as much of a dis-service to your son as what the other person tweeted. Not teaching young boys how to interact with women as potential romantic relationships leaves them dis-advantaged when attempting to make that deeper connection.
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>>34296824
>Males love to virtue signal about how much they love "natural women" and hate makeup, but women know they're full of shit.
It's true though. My gf never wears makeup and looks great, same with my ex. I was actually put off when my ex wore makeup to certain events, it just looked wrong to me and made her less attractive to me.
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>>34296833
>So what should I teach my son, "There are some shallow women out there, so you need to spend all day seething about women"? I think I'm just gonna teach my son to see women as human beings and not potential romance/fuck partners.
I think you shouldn't have kids at all, and if you do they should be taken away by an arm of the state.
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>>34296839
>You can't make a deeper connection with someone if you see them as a human being and not as a potential romance/fuck partner
Why do men portray themselves as terrible as possible and then get mad that misandry exists?
>>34296842
Oh no, I want my sons to see women as human beings and not hate them because some women are shallow. How awful.
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>>34296833
>Thank you for conceding that
Good luck sifting through the minority of men who like it, sucks to be you lol.
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Does anyone else here not have children because they are gnostic and believe that having children is a karmic trap?
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>>34296844
I don't have any tattoos. I just thought you acting like your subjective opinion was fact was irritatingly smug. I don't like fatties, but I'm never going to say that no one likes fatties because chubby chasers do exsist.
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>>34296843
>You can't make a deeper connection with someone if you see them as a human being and not as a potential romance/fuck partner

I did not say that, nor did I allude to it in my initial post.

>Why do men portray themselves as terrible as possible and then get mad that misandry exists?

If teaching your children the correct and proper way of dealing with a woman is your excuse to hate men. Then I think you just hate men and are looking for any excuse to hate them more.
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>>34296617
With whom
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>>34296846
Nope, and I didn't even feel that way about child rearing when I was a "gnostic" either.
What does gnosticism even have to do with karma bro. You're just using gnosticism as a catch-all term for new age spirituality, it seems
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>>34296846
No
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>>34296850
All I said is that boys should be taught to see women as human beings and not as potential romance/fuck partners. Now I'm being told that I'm still fucking men up for life. So that makes me think "Are men just not capable of seeing women as human? Seems pretty misandrist to me" and I make a statement based off that which then makes you seethe.
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>>34296852
Humans are born with a divine spark and this world is a material prison. By having children your subjecting other beings to this prison.
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i am locked in on my runescape adventure

i made an rs3 main, an rs3 hardcore ironman, an rs3 competitive group ironman

an osrs main, an osrs hardcore ironman, an osrs hardcore group ironman, an osrs ultimate ironman.

yep, i'm thinking we're back.
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Women, would you date a man with a meter long penis of 5 kg, if you knew his penis was full of rare parasite?
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>cut my finger reaching into a box full of broken glass
Darwin award
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>>34296862
What's that got to do with karma?
Also, if I'm divine, how could the material realm possibly be a prison for me? I choose to wake up every day and keep existing here.
If I'm divine, so too will my children be, and they won't be prisoners either.

Have you actually read any of the foundational gnostic texts, also?
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>>34296848
Doesn't really change anything I've said but okay.
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Ok the comedown from alcohol is horrible. How do people do this on a regular basis? Are you supposed to stay drunk until you fall asleep?
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I should ruin her relationship out of jealousy
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>>34296882
Drink water.
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>>34296882
>Are you supposed to stay drunk until you fall asleep?
That is what most do, yes.
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>>34296879
I guess I would say I am more Manichaeist than Gnostic. Also yes, I have.
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>>34296882
Yes
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>>34296884
But then you can't sleep because you wake up with a full bladder. When will this madness end?
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>>34296890
You don't want to go to bed too dehydrated. That's how you get hangovers.
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>>34296882
>the after effects of literally poisoning your body is horrible
Who would've guessed
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Moids I'm so constipated. Could you give me an enema and help me out?
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>>34296846
No I don't have children because the future looks bleak and the best case scenario is that I spend 18-20 years raising them and then they'll become corporate wageslaves exploited for the rest of their lives.
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I just had a dream where I was the third wheel. I now feel miserable
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>>34296899
I could shove my hog up there and see if I can break it up in there.
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>>34296899
Ok bend over imma suck the shit out of you
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Is it a bad sign if women regularly say I'd make a good dad?
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>>34296899
I'll pass
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What types of dudes that would be ok with s no love marriage arrangement, no I don't want to pretend to love some guy or be interested in romance or touching him. Yes I already tried smex, it was gross. No I'm not just waiting for Chad my first bf was Chadlite. No I'm not interested in touching vag or mutilated gentials. Do asexual christian men exist? What groups have high numbers of guys that would be ok with this?
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>>34296912
Sure why not. Do you make decent money?
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>>34296912
No, men don't want to be your retirement plan unless you're willing to have sex with them. Deal with it.
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>>34296912
Just get a roommate and don't get married.
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>>34296665
M 449,887
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>>34296899
I would only do this for my wife, of which I currently have zero.
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>>34296552
Finding moid cards on the ground.
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>>34296927
>femanon is beating up children to steal their rare basketballjak cards
kek
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>>34296931
Don't be silly, she's not beating anyone up.
She's eating them.



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