>>34302483
Thread: me edition.'ate women. Simple as.
girls, when we're walking behind you at the store and you're looking at us out of the corner of your eye with a slight smile while we're being mesmerized by your butt, what do you want us (hot guys) to say, if anything.?
I think you have an opinion, don't you?I despise your opinion. Fuck your opinion!
>>34305339I entertain opinions
>>34305337Nothing. You had your look, now walk away
How would you get a kid (6) whose not yours to stop peeing on things in the common areas?
>>34305344Throw it into a ditch.
Why do people talk shit about New Jersey? Trenton is a perfectly fine city and it is full of good and normal people.
>>34305337Do guys want people who mire their bodies to walk up to them and initiate conversation?
>>34305343are you sure? because when you're smiling like that it seems like an invitation i probably would have said something if i didn't see the tattoo and nose ring
>>34305321Do you collect souvenirs?
>>34305343You get high on weird psychedelic tea at your local kava bar. You need to do something productive and stop engaging in these filthy hippy behaviors. You are pissing your life away.
>>34305347if it is a pretty lady, then yes
What have you "people" been doing to these gonads of yours? And why do you think this is exceptable behaviour?
>>34305355>exceptableAnon, I...
>>34305348>>34305351Weird
You live in Frankfort, Kentucky. I know who you are.
>>34305337This has never happened to me so I can't help you>>34305344Get some pull upsIf it's a mechanical issue the pull ups fix it, if it's a behavioral issue the threat of having to wear one (and you following through on it) should be a deterrent.
I wish I was some latchkey kid teenager in the '90s or 2000s instead of a growned up adult in the 2020s. Fuck this.
>>34305360>This has never happened to medo you dress modestly, are you lacking in assets, or just not that perceptive?
>>34305365That anon has put on a strap-on dildo and committed anal rape against other people in their sleep. She has broken into their houses at night and sodomized them.
>>34305350No, I'm a minimalist.
>>34305365No I mean it's never happened with an attractive man that I've smiled at, not that a man has never stared at my ass>>34305367Not JH
>>34305368You are a Nihilist! Although say what you will about Nihilism, man. At least it's an ethos.
>>34305346Envy
Help please I'm going to kill myself over a girl.I can't get over her. She used me for attention when she already has a boyfriend. I want to die.Life isn't worth living without a cute wife to share it with, and that seems legitimately impossible to obtain.
>>34305373I'd rather be in New Jersey than in Alabama or Wyoming.
>>34305350Not really
>>34305372I am open to nihilism.
>>34305377You will.
>>34305379NahIf anything I'm less and less of a pack rat as time goes on
It's not normal any more.
>>34305376NtaWyoming seems kinda chill if you hate people and don't mind the cold
Are you a good driver?
Some bad people have lynched your penis! They tied a noose around your pee pee and hanged it from a tree!
>>34305392No I'm too scared to drive and I don't think I'll ever find a gf because of it. Who the fuck would want to date a man who doesn't drive
>>34305321How would one cut ties with their parents without getting the cops involved? Do I just got to the police station and tell them what is going on or is that a waste of my time and the officer's time?
>>34305386Use anymore (one word) as an adverb meaning "any longer" or "nowadays" to describe time, usually in negative sentences (e.g., I don't live there anymore). Use any more (two words) to refer to a quantity or amount, meaning "no further" (e.g., I don't want any more cake).
Whats up men
>>34305392I'm not a bad driver, but no
>>34305398I'm thinking that the Arch burger is nice.
>>34305398I want to die. I just cut my thighs a few times with a razorblade
>>34305402Why
>>34305392Considering in how many countries I have already driven multiple cars, I think so.
>>34305392I'll let you know once I get my license
>>34305398I have had to face the bald truth.I am going bald.
>>34305392I drive like an old women, I don't get why people are rude and rush you and ride your ass.
>>34305398You me and our neverending list of problems
>>34305404>>34305374>>34305395
>>34305405I have a smashed up rental abandoned on the side of the road mid way between Abu Dhabi and Al Buraimi that I had to pay the rental company a shit ton of dirhams for. I can now legally enter the country again but that wasn't a fun time.
>>34305392MI'm okI've never been pulled over and the only accident I was in was when a drunk driver hit me when I was stopped at a red light.
Women are literally dating guys who would leave them to die on a mountain over me. How am I supposed to cope with being literally worse than a guy who leaves his SO to die just because I wasn't born with a rich dad.
>>34305416Women are literally dating guys who drink Mountain Dew! They are poisoning their bodies and their bellies with that filth.
>>34305398Just got home from werk and immediately sat at the computer
>>34305343Hot. Would definitely hit on you with that kinda attitude
>>34305416>Women are literally dating guys who would leave them to die on a mountain over me.Are you saying your so femboymaxxed that you turn men gay?
>>34305396>Doesn't want to get police involved>Talks about going to a police stationWhat are you specifically trying to get away from and why would you think the police would or wouldn't be interested?
>>34305398The usual fucked sleep pattern and still can't find a job
>>34305412Driving is stupid just move to a cityShes a whore bitch why are you letting her hurt your feelings. STAND UP KING!
>>34305398Gonna cook some food, take out the trash, and then watch a movie. What's up with you?
>>34305371WOULD you smile if it was an attractive man?
>>34305398I'm confused in my marriage. Maybe things are getting better, maybe they're not.
Do you ever threaten the Mexicans and Latins in your community by threatening to call ICE on them? Do you ever enjoy the freak outs they have like "no, no, I in this country legally, I no want Meeester Trump to deport-a me!"
>>34305421My parents always threaten to call the police on me if I don't talk to them like once a week and its getting to the point where I'd rather not talk to them at all and I'd enjoy it if they didn't waste a public servant's time. I also don't particularly like the idea of the police coming and knocking on my door in the middle of the night just to tell me to call my parents.
>>34305392I'm alright for a scrub who never learned how to drive a manual.
men, what do you think of ugly women?
>>34305398My dick as I haven't jerked off in a few days. And I'm gonna be working until I fall asleep. Why do you ask?
>>34305430Still living life on easy mode, in some ways.
>>34305430Hate them, don't wanna be around em
>>34305328>CyberyamuNta but Did 10 mins of looking upmade me just shake my head and I guess somewhat angry.what a weird and stupid way to fetishize yourself and your stupid decisions.
>>34305409Amen
>>34305337I wouldn't be smiling at you and I definitely would not want you to speak to me
>>34305425Probably not.I'd try to leave.I despise having to enter a conversation when I wasn't expecting it. I basically don't see the other person I'm just trying to run away from the social obligation.
I thought you were rock and roll, but instead you exposed your bare feet. Your hideous toes! That is not a good look.
>>34305408>I don't get why people are rude and rush you and ride your ass99% of people are like that now. Cletus got to be to his plumbing job and Karen on her way from wagie cage to soccer practice. Fuck with them, go slower.
>>34305436I do think she's a good example to people how annoying their imaginary BPD style gf would be irl though.
>>34305408They have worse time management skills than you, most likely. They left late.
>>34305408because you're in the LEFT FUCKING LANE GOING 5MPH BELOW THE SPEED LIMIT
>>34305344Complain to your building superintendent
>>34305408NtaI always pretend those people are rushing because they're about to poop their pants
>>34305445That anon will urinate on your face. You will savor the flavor of their golden shower.
>>34305430If she's not fat then she's not ugly.>but I have acne!Not ugly.>but I have scars!Not ugly.>but I hate my smile!Not ugly.>but I hate my nose!Not ugly.>but I hate my eyes!Not ugly.>but I hate my curves!Not ugly.>but I hate my shape!Not ugly.>but here's this picture of a woman from The Internet who is ugly even though she's not fat!SHE'S NOT YOU!If YOU aren't fat then YOU aren't ugly.
>>34305444this but i also just like driving fast>>34305448uh what
whats up with a ton of womens romance media depicting the ultimate "good man yearner" as ending up not with the girl. but she always remembers him or some shit despite getting with someone else. Titanic, the notebook, etc. Shits so odd.
>>34305423I appreciate it anon, but my feelings get hurt so easily, I'm way too sensitive. I don't think I can handle the stresses of life
>>34305449Some women aren't fat or have any traits that could make them ugly (dyed or ugly hair, tattoos, weird piercings, etc) but just have bad features.
>>34305350It's embarrassing, but if there's a pen and notepad in the hotel room I'll take it
>>34305428Most likely they'll knock on your door, you tell them you don't want to talk to your parents for whatever reason, and they fuck off. If your parents keep doing it then I'd go to your local police station and explain that they're harassing you and you'll have proof if they keep threatening you with wellness checks consistently.After that they'll either stop responding to them or you'll have to get a restraining order depending on how aggressive they're being towards you.
>>34305449What about if she's actually ugly though
>>34305451Majority of female aimed romance involves cuckoldry, cheating, and frankly being a bad person, even if the story doesn't frame it that way.Majority of male oriented romance is either Knight saving the Princess and she rewards his gallantry with marriage, two friends who have known each other but never dated because they are afraid of changing the relationship end up finding out they both love each other, or every woman who comes across the main character loves him because he is a good person and puts the needs of others before his own.You tell me.
>>34305451idk but there was a woman who hooked up with me shortly before getting with her now current boyfriend and I sometimes secretly hope she thinks of me when they make love.
>>34305443yes that was kind of what I was thinking too, but less about bpd.i knew somebody very similar to her and its just frustrating when they keep making the same dumb decisions ah well.
>>34305452Me neither anon but I hate bullies more than I hate myself and I live on out of spite. Build a calm life for yourself you deserve it
>>34305392No
>>34305457You wish.
Why have you chosen this gay lifestyle of yours?
>>34305451"he's just so sweet and lovely... but [other male] makes me feel something special...." is literally the most common trope in romance history for a reason. Women commonly love the idea of being deeply pursued by two different men and the inherent naughtiness of being tempted by the meaner but more sexy guy is just biology. theres no deep esoteric secret to it.
>>34305428Are they even really that bad if "having to talk to a police officer at my door" is enough of a deterrent to stop you? Like thinks this through for a minute do you want to go no contact or do want things to be easy but shitty?
>>34305458Funnily enough the way romance fiction has shaped in the free market today has actually been used by both male and female philosophers (or at least people who study philosophy) to argue that women are incapable of doing philosophy. You'd think it would be all right wing people, but there's a lot of other wise feminist and liberal women who argue it as well which I find fascinating.The other reason, to be brief, is that the female mine is materialistic and even if a woman was theoretical in mind, they tend to be theoretical about material things, which I think is also a very interesting evolutionary difference that we don't really think about that much.
When I turn 25 I stop producing collagen so I have 2 months to fix every scar on my face Lit
>>34305364You will never be white cope Sachin
This post was promised to me 3000 years ago
My chinese medicine is here!!!!
Why do women like leon so much when his posture looks like this?How do I leonmax?
>>34305474But Anonymous, G_d exiled us from this post and told us that He would bring us back.He explicitly forbade us from returning ourselves and building a nation state there.
>>34305475https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGk4E9ss95s
>>34305427>pajeet threatening illegal deportation Kek
>>34305476small waistpretty facewith a big bank
There is no safe space for autistic people.>>34305476Because he is Chad.
>>34305477It’s good to be home
>>34305482you can't be a chad when you make the jokes he does, or have the posture he has. High tier normie at best.
>>34305482>There is no safe space for autistic people.That's not true there are trains, planes, tanks, and Sonic video games!
m and f are you even doing kegels rn
Wow
>>34305490I'm hating women rn
>>34305443Idk who she is but I also have BPD>>34305430They're pretty cool I dated one and she still left me>>34305398Terrible, want to slash my wristsWhat are you up toJust made some coin gonna try to sleep again. Eating is for gaylords>>34305479GTA Vindaloo
>>34305491?
>>34305490FI had to stop because I couldn't get tampons in
>>34305490Not right now but I try to do them every day
>>34305488This is true, as an autist, I never feel more at home than when I'm on an airplane on a flight crossing the Atlantic or the Pacific.
>>34305430It's rare for young women to be genuinely ugly without being obese or actively trying to make themselves ugly (like shaving herself bald and getting a gigantic septum piercing), and in those cases, I just feel a distant pity on the rare occasions where the subject comes up. Can't be easy.
>>34305496that's like vaginismus territory, you must be asexual or celibate
>>34305501Penis cured me
>>34305496>>34305503oh jeez
>>34305490Well not right this secondNow I am
>>34305490Wtf is a kegel>>34305498Based aviation enthusiastDo you go on airliners.net Are you interested in plane crash newsAir India Flight 171 was a pilot suicide. People called me crazy at first but now the truth is out
>>34305503gross
Saw a funny comic, heheWomen, do you be like that?
So much for my. happy ending....
>>34305496Marriage material
I think I'm sick wtf :(
>>34305506>Wtf is a kegelif you get good enough at them you can stop yourself from cumming and have sex for hours
>>34305506No, but I did once intern for a risk analyst firm that mostly advises the aviation industry on what countries and cities their staff are most likely to get mugged or kidnapped in.
I almost bought a new kettle but I washed my old one and it looks quite nice
>>34305512I use the power to shoot cum multiple feet away from me, girls are... I wouldn't say impressed, but often surprised.
>>34305350>stealing a basic bitch pitcher that could've come from a number of any places No, not really. I do like using some of the bar glasses that people have stolen (usually with the logo on it) so might consider getting some for myself one of these days, but eh. Only one I ever had was left in my car when I bought it and I lost it in a move where there was miscommunication about who was packing what. >>34305360>pull upsMight be an idea. >>34305374Maybe get out there and meet other people. If you show your brain you have other options maybe it'll let go of your oneitis. Stop letting people disrespect you like that too. >>34305392Not really (but not that bad). Only had a few dings though nothing dramatic. >>34305396Move out, change phone number, block on socials, warn other relatives not to pressure you about them. Are you underagedb& or something? Why would you involve the police?>>34305416Your mentality is the problem here. >>34305427I don't like confrontation or airing my politics. Why the fuck would I do that? >>34305446Homeowner is the mom. >>34305451Dunno, never got into those series.
>>34305508I was the designated spider killer in my last relationship so I don't think so
>>34305510she's having sex out of wedlock and talking about it here, so i think not
>>34305350Im only a digital hoarder
>>34305516>Your mentality is the problem hereelaborate.
>>34305511Same. Shit sucks
>>34305392Sometimes I surprise myself on narrow streets with parked car but probably no.
>>34305392F. I can go 90 on the highway and I've never crashed.
>>34305490No>>34305508>freaking out so much>expecting someone else to save you>get into bigger trouble because of itNah.
>>34305512>have sexFuck off normie reeeeUnrelated but there is no deodorant and cologne here and I'm going to fucking crash out in a minute>>34305513Damn lol, is that not the entire sandnigger desert thoughI also interned at an insurance firm and they had to make a huge payout to a plane crash it was like womp womp
>>34305526>I can go decently fast on a big straight flat empty open road and not crashOk
>>34305461>its just frustrating when they keep making the same dumb decisionsBeing BPD is like watching a toddler take the steering wheel of your brain and throw temper tantrums at every slight inconvenience and there's nothing you can do about itA woman a week or so ago told me I act like a spoiled child, and I was like yes and?? Go away xxBeen trainwrecking my life again any%
Can I bring back the black sock discourse Does the same apply for underwear? I wear black underwear a lot around my period
>>34305535I don't care what you wear as long as you're cute
State gender.Is it immoral to totally stop talking to a guy when you find out his wife is an onlyfans pornstar who shoots with other dudes/women? He has apparently been in a few videos himself but still. He is a good person and I feel really rude but I legitimately feel almost angry when I think of him now, I know thats very judgemental and all but it feels unavoidable.
>>34305533What is UK prison like or are u just in rehab again
Driving out west is so different to driving in the northeast. The lack of guard rails, 60 mph speed limits on winding mountain roads. Shit's crazy.
>>34305522You're blaming external circumstances for your failure to net a partner and comparing yourself to others. You need to take ownership of who you are and what you want out of life... and readjusting your expectations to something a little more realistic wouldn't hurt either.
>>34305538Don't waste your time with people who you dislike
>>34305537It's about my skin health
>>34305518What?
>>34305532Fair. I hate city driving.
>>34305535It's a nothingburger you probably eat shit 100x more toxic in a day
>>34305538Only if you treat him like shit. Other people aren't entitled to you liking them and spending time around them.
>>34305533I don't fucking care about you.
>>34305541It's unrealistic to be wanted as a partner more than a person who (repeatedly) leaves their partners to die?
>>34305538>He is a good person and I feel really rude but I legitimately feel almost angry when I think of him nowThat's deranged.
What's the point, even if I find a gf and for some miracle she likes me she'll always secretly think I had sex with a hooker and sent dick pics on instagram
>>34305538MI don't see any sense in getting angry about it but would probably distance myself from someone who shoots porn as well.
>>34305557I've had sex with 4 hookers, AMA
>>34305476Looks like a vest
>>34305549>>34305542I dont hate him, just the fact that he does these things. >>34305555Maybe angry was a bit dramatic, disgusted or frustrated is a better word. Like "jesus dude really? how are you okay with this??" sort of thoughts.
>>34305398Came home from work, made a long visit to the water closet, now Imma get meself some milk and cookies while I read some theology you could say or check online some shit about work.
Yearning.
Women do you blush when you hear a guy peeing?
>>34305535Wait, what's the problem with black socks/underwear? >>34305538F. I wouldn't call it immoral. I would personally lose all respect for him and distance myself from them (with emphasis on the wife) just because I wouldn't want such self destructive people in my life. Be polite, yes; small talk, sure; maintaining a friendship, hell no.
MShould I make a bumble and hinge again?
>>34305511owarimasu
>>34305535That was quite the reply chain.I'm sure that anon that had a lot of things to say about it would insist that you're contaminating your pussy with the dye from black underwear, but I think you're probably fine.
>>34305568>(with emphasis on the wife)agreed with your overall take but the man is 1000x more pathetic here, its not even close
>>34305554>comparing your circumstances with someone else's againWhy are you so hung up on this comparison? Whatever is going on with that person and their partner has nothing to do with you. Stop being so hung up on her and find someone with a bit more self respect.
>>34305559wy stop at 4 when women think 1 is the worst possible thing already
>>34305566NahIt is kind of awkward when it's a family member though bc it's like "wow that's loud. Oh right they stand to pee because they have a penis. Great now I'm thinking about it gross"
>>34305430Just stop being fat and wax your moustache.You don't deserve rudeness.Have a nice day.
>>34305576Because they are expensive It's a secret though im never telling anyone
Daily reminder to simply lower your cortisol
>>34305529It starts to be like 'weird tall' past about 6'4"That's not to say it's a dealbreaker, but the bell curve of how good height is maxes out around 6'3" and then starts to go down again.
>>34305490MI'm doing reverse kegels
>>34305580I appreciate the memes and shit, but what actually is cortisol? Like what does it do?
>>34305490>kegelsIs that like jelquing?
>>34305581This is true I knew a guy who is 6'7 and I couldn't walk too close next to him or he elbowed me in the head by accident constantly
>>34305490What do men get out of kegels? If a gf asked me to I would do it, but I don't see the point
Women serious questionIs there such a thing as too tall for you and if so what height is it
>>34305552>>>34305533>I don't fucking care about you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNJL6nfu__Q
>>34305517Were you in a lesbian relationship ?
>>34305581It it still better for a man to be "weird tall" than "kinda short"?
10 years passed so fast eh qt
>>34305557Do you have social media? No? Then she has no reason to think that. Do you have a history of cheating on your partner? No? Then that's something to point to should she start getting paranoid. Do you have friends who cheat on their spouses/partners? No? Then point that out. Women who have been cheated on before are going to have trust issues. Set boundaries before hand and stick to them... and don't stick your dick in crazy. >>34305566Probably. I'm pale and it shows when I'm flustered.>>34305573I'm female, so odds are good I'd know the wife better than the husband. In this hypothetical scenario anyway.
>>34305535MI guess I missed the black sock conversation but I wear dress socks with diamonds on them, I think they're neat.
>>34305591NoHe's afraid of spiders
>>34305575Everybody is comparing people all the time. The bar is so low for women that they are literally picking abusive men and men who literally leave them to die and tell rescuers not to help, and at least that specific woman (many such cases though) would rather actually die than date me. Hence, I am literally lower than dirt as I can't even match or exceed that standard.
>>34305538>Is it immoral to totally stop talking to a guy when you find out his wife is an onlyfans pornstar who shoots with other dudes/women?MNo
>>34305589I've honestly never considered that. Honestly anything over 6'2" starts getting a bit inconvenient in terms of fitting in places and ducking doorways.
>>34305583Stress hormone that tells your body it’s in danger. Many people are in danger only in their heads and can massively lower cortisol and improve quality of life by simply being chill
>>34305593Fuck you for giving it attention.
>>3430559310 years ago I thought my career was gonna be like Zito and Switek but instead I turned out more like Wendy Beamish
>>34305588helps you last longer and stay harder
>>34305600Does it actually matter if your cortisol is high?
>>34305596What a fag lmao
>>34305600It's hard work bringing my cortisol down
>>34305597And that's what I mean about mentality. You being pathetic and giving that much of a damn about what other people think and do is just a waste of time and energy. Focus on being who you want to be and who you want in your life; don't compromise, don't tolerate disrespect, don't waste your time on people who aren't worth it.
>>34305566what.>>34305538not everything has to be a thing>>34305476hes so cute i want that twink pregnant>>34305337please say nothing just myb
>>34305559I get to come to my loving tradcath gf instead of an empty house AMA
>>34305608>significant physical and mental health issues, including rapid weight gain (especially in the face, neck, and abdomen), insomnia, anxiety, depression, and high blood pressure. It impairs the immune system, causes fatigue, weakens bones, and increases blood sugar
How do i make my hair stop being greasy without hardcore drugs. I am so envious of you dry folks
>>34305580How?
>>34305539I'm in the psych ward lolBooooriiing I was crashing out so much earlier but now I've chilled out. But I'm still MADDDD>>34305552Ok babez xx>>34305559Hello pleddit neckbeard >>34305569You should go outside nigger >>34305593TAKE US BACK jk life was shit then too. It's all fucking shit. I haven't slept in 5 days I've completely lost my marblesI couldn't even bring aerosol deodorant can or my Ralph lauren/Hugo boss cologne bc apparently it's a health and safety risk, wtf is this shit?? I might as well go stay in the dog kennel with ENTJ the pajeetEveryone here stay safe and well I love you all xx but also I fucking hate you all reeeee
>>34305614I hear dry shampoo and baby powder helps with that sort of thing, but I'm no expert
>>34305607He's a little paranoid but for good reason from what I've been told and he's ready to take on a person if needed. He's just weird about bugs.
>>34305599I'm pretty tall and not saying that I would trade it, but it does seem like it would be nice to be a 5'2" smol girl (not in an agp way). I just think about how much more square footage means in a home for them. I'm like a full 100% larger volume wise than girls like that and I can't just be comfy in furniture the way they can. I see them sort of like cats.Or like, the airline seat issues.
>>34305600Incels live in a constant state of fight or flight due to their shit tier genetics, they cannot mentally be calm like normal people
>>34305613I know about those I just need to do a lot to bring it down, several hours out of my day are spent doing things meant to bring them down
What's your favorite thing to have cooked/baked for you?
>>34305616>I'm in the psych ward lolAw Im glad ur not in prison
>>34305609I am who I want to be. Unfortunately no other people want that so I'm at a bit of an impasse with that where I need to be more like what others would want or not make any progress.
>>34305616>having a troonjeet melty >mentions ENTJ without context Kek mindbroken
>>34305620The thing about being short is it can be hard to reach things. Everyone has their cross to bear.
>>34305623any kind of food
>>34305623I love when my gf makes her Nutella dumplings man when I get married she’s going to make me so fat
>>34305622Let go and be freehttps://youtu.be/b_3oFRcTNHo
>>34305623Cookies
>>34305623Love.
>>34305623Anything as long as its made with love
>>34305623MGood question.>CookedAnything that shows she can make her own sauces.I appreciate the effort and like watching her or hovering around the kitchen and offering help.>BakedI'm thinking desserts exclusively here... probably brownies.
I am not even going to report his posts bc he is psychologically suffering enough already
>>34305625>I am who I want to be>crying about some hoe with no self respect or survival instinct"Make progress" towards what? A life partner? That is what I meant about expectations; either your standards are too high or you're looking in the wrong places for the kind of girl you want... or you're letting them get away with too much.
>>34305628>tfw 5'2
>>34305616Glad you’re not in jail brother
>>34305640Ah another smol femanon. Join me and together we can reach the second cabinet.
>>34305640>tfw 5'4"
>>34305632How do you know that song
>>34305639Ignore my standards, they're irrelevant I would date a frog if it liked me back. The issue is not being able to meet any living woman's standards - again, as their standards are "I will date guys who literally *repeatedly* leave their girlfriends to die". I guarantee you if that woman who died on the mountain were resurrected and proposed with either dating me, or going back to being dead on the mountain she would pick the latter.
What are the top 3 things you'd consider a deal breaker if you encountered them on a date or in a partner?
There is a man in my heart that's trapped in the cage of my being.
>>34305649i dont really have a list beyond civility. if i see her bully wait staff or act cruelly to customer service people unprompted, i basically distance myself instantly and the relationship is cooked.
>>34305649Smelling badBeing meanThat's it
>>34305648Then meet more people. Jesus Christ, such a defeatist mentality is helping no one.
Women why don't you go to bed like this?
>>34305649M1. Being rude or cruel to other people in front of me2. Being completely unkempt and unhygienic3. Not having worthwhile conversations with me
>>34305654Why wear a fancy nightgown when I don't have a dude and an old t shirt works just as well?
>>34305644So, average?Unless... oh no... I'm so sorry...
>>34305654nag but let the record show that I have a borderline fetishistic desire to buy the next woman I'm serious about some nice silk pajamas.
>>34305649Being BVBeing korraposterBeing jh
Women, state your height. Is "smol" endearing or insulting?Men, state your height. Is "short king" endearing or insulting?
>>34305654I would probably trip on my way under the covers. Men why can’t I borrow one of your old shirts and drown in it?
Man japanese videogames fucking rock, why aren't you gals and guys playing gacha?
I wanna pick her up and carry her around like a princess
>>34305649MThey use /atoga/, reddit, or 4chan and no other ibs.
>>34305660EPICPICNAMEAMEDROPROP
>>34305662m6'4obv never had it said to me but if i was short I would think it's patronizing and cringe most likely. then again im also a neurotic loser so i could just be a sourpuss about everything.
>>343056625'4". Being called smol would probably result in a Look or a laugh.
>>34305662MI like to lie and say I’m 5’9 or 5’8 but I’m 6’, so it wouldn’t make much sense
>>34305662M, 5'3I fucking hate that term so much, it's so patronizing. Just let me be an angry little manlet
>>34305665I prefer cardboard gacha to video game gacha.
>>34305662M5'7Uhhh it depends on my mood honestly
>>34305662Femanon, 5’2. Depends on who it was and how my day was. If it is my bf I wouldn’t mind as much. Someone who just bonked me on the head during a match or after I struggled to reach something, not ok.
>>34305673>5'3You should go after Latinas, they seem to date short men the most
>>34305656You would if you had a dude?
>>34305665I mean I am playing a gacha... a Chinese gacha.
>>34305670Ah yeah man and talking like this like man the world fucking sucks man making me feel like I'm like this douchebag who like man yeah bitches yeah.
>>34305666Pay the cat tax
What's the weirdest thing you've ever been called by a friend/acquaintance/loved one?
>>34305682MI don't even want to post it. It's a babytalk version of my first name that I hated and made clear I hated, and she still insisted on calling me by it, sometimes in front of other people.Very annoying.
>>34305682MI was in a voice call with my friend and he said I have an "announcer voice", it's high pitched whiny and nasally so I have absolutely no idea what he was trying to get at.
>>34305678Sure. Dudes are visual creatures and I wouldn't have any problems giving the occasional treat. >>34305682F. Someone called me Daddy a few days ago. WTF'd hard.
>>34305687Daddy chill.
>>34305538MaleNo. It's not immoral to have standards of conduct and basic expectations for people you interact with. I'd argue that doubting something so obvious, to the point of feeling guilt over a personal decision to avoid behavior you find disgusting, is itself immoral.>He is a good person He doesn't have to hate puppies to be a complete degenerate.
>>34305682MA new age prophet of Christianity come to “de-chudify” the religion
>>34305691lol ffs. someone is out there trying to give you the biggest head on planet earth
>>34305689Whyyyyy
Ladies, where can I meet you in the wild? I just watched Spice and Wolf which I enjoyed and want that kind of love, however she literally dropped into his life which I can't make happen necessarily. Where can I go to interact with women?
>>34305693Daddy Chill is gonna be your stage name when you become a Reggaeton artist, man.
>>34305660Toronto pajeet rejected by every single one of these women
MState gender and post a movie that's made you cry.
>>34305698jUsT w0rK oN y0uRsElF
Women are you happy right now?
>>34305703MHer
>>34305703MDrive My Car
I have gay sex with strange men in dimly lit corners of clubs. This is what the youth resort to when women abandon them. I could’ve been loved, but I was unworthy, so I commit a dishonourable suicide by dick.
>>34305698Anon why the bear? Pretty sure they are still in hibernation. To answer your question, I will be at rotating between work and home until spring comes. When it is here I’ll try some new trails.
>>34305703Men don’t cry only faggots like you and women
>>34305708Forgot poster
>tfw can't remember movie names for the life of me>>34305705I'm content, if a little bored.
>>34305665My gf plays these stupid games on her phone like date everything shit is so cringe
>>34305703MGrave of the fireflies
>>34305712Desperate. Alone. Aching.
>>34305698Go exploring your local hiking trails and outdoor clubs/volunteer opportunities if you want an /out/grill.
Women tell me one thing you appreciate about men.Men tell me one thing you appreciate about women
>>34305709How do you handle it when your gay sodomy buddies inevitably fall in love with you?
>>34305723MThe nice ones are really nice
>>34305720I have a girlfriend lmao keep driving incel faggot
>>34305703M, Zootopia
>>34305698The problem is that your comparing yourself to others.
>>34305721>tries to help >gets banned Truly the most unsalvageable race
>>34305723Men can reach things I can't. And open things I can't. On a more serious note: they're resilient.
>>34305703Female. Don’t remember the title but it was a black and white one. Sculptor accidentally kills landlady’s and sells its body.
>>34305703Just finished watching this.I feel like it's a movie everyone from /atoga/ could get something out of.
>>34305724I flee. Mentally, I abandon them. They can feel my disappearance, if unable to be named as such, thusly the bonds are snapped. To my sadness, it was good kitty, and I missed opportunity to pet on kitty.
>>34305703M Chappie
What's your biggest pet peeve?
>>34305739F. When my roommates leave dishes in the sink, especially if they're left to soak, instead of just piling them neatly on the counter next to it.
>>34305739MWhenever anyone at the table with me whips out that fucking smartphone for no reason other than to tune out and scroll through slop.
>>34305739Treating workers badly.I can't stand people who are rude to randoms trying to do their job.I can't stand people who are rude to random people in general.
>>34305739MSneezing into hands
>>34305705No
>>34305739When people over-use acronyms. I dont really mean in a boomer "what does lmao mean". More like, how the fuck do i know you're talking about Twilight Princess if you just call it "TP"? how am i supposed to know "CA" is California?
>>34305742>living with roommates Lmao
>>34305723Men are so easy to have fun with versus women. I love women too but always need to watch my back around them. And men are mega loyal and protective.
>>34305739When my lovers try to stroke my hair. It reminds me of my balding nature and that my path to enlightenment is still so far away. My chakra is being revealed in shiny skin, but I am trapped in this corporeal form regardless.
>>34305723Women are very thoughtful and insightful.
>>34305739Parents who assume employees are their children’s babysitters. No, for the last time I don’t know where Jimmy went off to. At least have the decency to put the toy or book back where you found it.
Femanon, just promise me one thing...Destroy it all. All of it, okay?
>>34305711I suppose the bear is a metaphor for me being in hibernation. As for the second part of your post and what >>34305721 said, I do want an outdoor girl but isn't weird to approach one on the trail? A local club would be good but there isn't much in my area
>>34305751It's only $100/mo.
>guy who says fucking faggots when describing a fanbase looks like
>>34305742It's so frustrating that women will live in group houses with 8 other people for 800 dollars a month but unless a guy lives in a 3000sqft+ detached house with a 2 acre yard by himself he's less than subhuman and she wouldn't even spit on him to put him out if he was on fire.
>>34305759Sheit that's cheap. I'm about to pay ~$1800 a month to live alone rip
>>34305739When you do someone a favor and they critique your performance.
>>34305758Why would it be weird to say hi on the trail? Or talk about the trail? If she wants to carry the conversation deeper than that then you can approach.
>>34305757But what happened to Punch? Why do I have to destroy it all?
>>34305761That's just the way it is mane.And really I would think you only need at least one, maybe two bedrooms depending on the girl, maybe only around 1000 sq ft give or take
Hate how niggas call getting upset at reasonable things "pet peeves". That's not what that word means you fucking retarded monkey.
>>34305759I pay $300/mo to live with my girlfriend you obviously don’t earn enough for the good life
>>34305728Not necessarily, the problem is I want more out of life but don't know how to accomplish it
>>34305766>Ecchigga
>>34305772Then say what you want to accomplish and ask how to achieve it>>34305771Yeah, but is anyone in economy?
>>34305735I love Marty but it's a product of its time.He spends the whole date talking about himself instead of asking her questions and letting her talk, but she finds that endearing for some reason. He violates her boundaries and tries to force a kiss on her, and she just lets it go because that's just how men are, you know?
I'm 27M. Am i allowed to crush on Alysa Liu?
>>34305782I don't know who that is, so sure
Where I the wide world of the internet do I go to meet frens?
>>34305777I work in mining and construction and she works for Amazon 3 days a week because her girl friends hang out there
>>34305777I want to find a girlfriend, experience love and a relationship, eventually get married, buy a house, start a family, etc.
>>34305783
>>34305791She's a lot prettier without that piercing.
Allow me to share the parable of the fat and balding man. Many years ago, when the moon was still young, but the sun was still old, there lived a man who was full of vanity and arrogance. He had a family who struggled, for he would stare into the mirror all day long, preening and revelling in his beauty. His children would cry, his wife would sigh, and his brother would laugh, all upon deaf ears. The man stared into the mirror, for he felt infinity was in its palm. He regarded his hair, his fitness, and his form as the utmost perfection. There was nothing else worthy, for this was his own. How long have I looked? And still looking more, it refuses to waver. When the man opened his eyes, the hair was gone, the body flabby and weak. His house was dark and dirty, hollow and hoarse. Why did they leave? They must’ve only loved me for my beauty. They were jealous that they couldn’t have it for themselves. So the man became nothing else but what he always was.
>>34305781Yeah, that made me cringe a little, but the whole way his friends were acting really talked to me, you know?
>>34305790That's silly. You can't measure your life by other people having those things you want. You need to be happy with whatever scraps you are given, and learn to accept that as your lifeI don't actually agree, I'm just answering like that retarded other (presumably foid) anon.
i want to talk with femanons, but i'm not interesting enough to get them to respond
>>34305784In whatever sites/groups covers your interests/hobbies>>34305790So you're out to find a wife. What do you want in a wife ideally (besides willing to have children) and what would you settle for? >>34305791>she's 20 going on 21>concerned about a 6/7 year age gapAnon, Twitter feminists have done a number on you. But if you're concerned about it half your age + 7 is a decent rule of thumb.
>>34305797I'll respond long enough to call you a faggot if it helps.
>>34305797Femanons don’t respond to you bc you’re a creepy pajeet incel and they don’t recognize you as human
Who's that gigolo on the street With his hands in his pocketAnd his crocodile feetHanging off the curbLooking all disturbed?
>>34305790Same.You've probably got to change one thing or another about your circumstances if you want to increase your chances of that happening.None of that is impossible, but it takes a lifetime of work and dedication
>>34305802Thats not me, i dont spam>>34305801Can you at least call me cute like moid or scrote?
State genderWould you ghost someone you met online after seeing what they look like?
>>34305806Waiting for you to Troon out simp
>>34305808MNo, probably not. I dont like making people feel bad
should i get a retro dress like this? 18-25yo Male anons would you find it weird if a 21 yo girl wore a dress like this?
>>34305808Female. No I love >him
>>34305812Whom
>>34305809How am i simping??
>>34305790don't listen to this mfer >>34305796Look, anon. You want a girlfriend. Great. But here's the thing. Don't go out there looking for a girlfriend or a wife. Look for someone you'll love and who'll love you. There's a difference, trust me.Don't give up. You want something? Look for it.Some people don't wanna see guys like you get what they want. "You gotta settle in with what you have". Bullshit. They say this because they fell for the same cope and they don't want you to be better.You're gonna do whatever it takes. You're gonna do it your own way. You're gonna be smart. And you are gonna win. You make them suffer.
When spring comes what do you wanna see your gf in?
>>34305811>18-25yo
>>34305808I ghost people who ghost me.
>>34305813My best friend in the world
>>34305811This is the kinda shit my gf wears bc she’s in her cottage core phase atm
>>34305808ive done thisshe showed me what she looked like unprompted and kept aggressively asking to see what i looked like. was weird af and i stopped talking to her as much after that.
>>34305817A tall cowboy hat and a deerskin vesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCBN7lyLT4w
>>34305808i ghosted a boy after the first date cause he was like 4 inches shorter than me and kinda weird, he asked if i wanted to go watch a movie at his place like 20 minutes after i went back to my dorm.
>>34305808MNo.
>>34305662F 6'3"Yes.>>34305703Firewalk with me>>34305705Yes, thank you.>>34305723I rly like when my boyfriend gets cute aggression and starts air boxing me >>34305808Yes.
>>34305824Lmao manlets thinking that any woman will actually find them attractive and not use them for money or a place to stay
>>34305811Girl, it's giving me performative. It's giving me patronizing. It's giving me low effort.
>>34305806Nope. Faggot or bust.>>34305808I'd like to think it'd take more than an ugly mug to ghost someone, but I tend to ghost internet people when it gets too real. F btw >>34305811No harm in bringing it back. I've been thinking about messing around with dresses for a bit now too.
>>34305821>shirtwaist dress>cottagecoremoids are so dumb, i bet you think this is a sun dress too
>>34305824How tall are you? He didn't lie about his height, did he?How weird was he?
>>34305828>F>6'3"cute
>>34305817My gf has the perfect hourglass figure she looks good in basically anything
>>34305820Lucky!
>>34305832Ma'am, you're wasting your energy on ENTJ again.
>>34305823Time to be meowboys
>>34305830are you mocking me?
>>34305832I genuinely don’t care what she wears bc when she’s at home she walks the house naked anyway lol
>>34305811M 22Delightfully retro, but I'd think you're a bad 1950s impersonator going to a period party if I saw it in the street. If you wore it I'd stop you and ask if I should grab a leather jacket, jeans, and slick my hair back to match before stepping out in a sincere autistic way that makes me look like an asshole, just like this reply.
>>34305837Who is ENTJ? Sorry my English is terrible
>>343058335'9no he didnt lie, i just didnt realize how uncomfortable it would make me until i saw him
>>34305835Don’t rub it in anon. Im trying to get the winter weight off as fast as I can. Fortunately for me I do not have any plans to travel soon.>>34305836Yes he is
How do women feel when they see a horse's erect dick?
Oh its kitten poster...
>>34305817minidresses, knee-length dresses, light jackets and sweaters, jeans, shorts, tank topsidk basic, sensible and cute clothing
>>34305839Hey that’s me
>>34305839That's a harsh way to put it
>>34305844Some lolcow begging for attention
anyways male anons how are you feeling about bombing iran?
>>34305848Ok if this what we are posting meow, I am going to leave.
>>34305846The best at home work out is having sex with your soulmate
>>34305856I think Iran has a right to defend itself and has done nothing wrong in its response. The 85 iranian girls massacred by USA/Israel axis deserve revenge.
>>34305845Heh, i'm the same height as him, then.It upsets me that, since there are few short men out there, some bad apples spoil the bunch.Not that I'm Mr. Perfect, but I can't help but loathe when I hear about some girl going on a date with a shorter guy and it goes awkward. Mostly because the guy acts like a jerk too.Anyway, sorry for ranting. Hope you found someone nice by now.
>>34305855You mean that indian guy that keeps getting rejected by femanons?
>>34305849yes and im sexually frustrated
femanons how do you feel about me bombing your toilet? heh
>>34305856Female but I'm answering anyway: it's fucking retarded.
>>34305856My gf won’t shut up about the feminists burning their burkas in Iran and desu I still Muslims were right about women, left unchecked they just begin to spiral
>>34305856Zion Don strikes again.I didn't expect any better ever since he bombarded Syria in 2018, but I still hate neocons with a passion.
>>34305856i support the principle for the sake of persiansi do not support it in practice due to the existence of the state of israel and all that entails
>>34305858I think I found him but he lives very far away…
>>34305865As long as you don't clog it and leave the window open idgaf
>>34305870Does he live in Toronto, Canada?
>>34305856Not my problem
>>34305865You will be paying reparations for the next week
>>34305856INSHALLAHit ends soonmy local shawarma guy is quite nervous about it and that makes me upset.
>>34305861no im 5'9, he was like 5'6i dont think he did anything wrong really he was just weird and couldnt hold up a convo, i had to work too hard to get him to talk. And then he asked a creepy question, and that kinda put it over the line
Please tell me there are other ways to meet women than dating apps
>>34305872No, I don’t think so. Fuck, now I want pancakes.
>>34305799I don't mean to sound too picky but I would like to meet someone intelligent, good personality, same values/beliefs, etc. I live a somewhat active lifestyle and work out regularly so that is also something I'm looking for >>34305804I know and want to change my circumstances, just not sure what to do. I just rotate between work and home right now, been meaning to go to church to make friends and fellowship but am unsure what denomination to go after>>34305816Where do you recommend I look?
>>34305864Gf is getting her period this weekend you guys can be ovulating buddies
>>34305878I met mine at Starbucks
>>34305877What a pity.Sometimes the chemistry just isn't there.
>>34305811Not a fan of the pattern but it could be nice
Listening to Sonic OST because it’s my gf favourite autistic obsession she’s so cute bros
>>34305885How?
>>34305880Outside usually works.Really, I think you're overthinking this.They're everywhere. Of course, you can't just cold approach. Unless you're a handsome devil.Maybe try joining a hobby club or something. What do you usually do for fun?
>>34305856MPretty good
>>34305811why does it have the bus seat pattern? do you plan on vomiting on it?
>>34305864why
>Boy: How tall are you?>Me: oh im kinda tall, im [height one inch shorter than reality]>Him: Oh really, im the same height!My insecurity is getting me in trouble. The majority of men my age are taller than me how can this keep happening
>>34305893We accidentally ordered the same thing and just started chatting each other up now we’re living together lmao
>>34305900im still a virgin
>>34305902haha, the skin walker genes
>>34305902don't let it. embrace it. you are a powerful woman.wear your heels. who cares if you are taller? you're the one who's taking him out for a date.
>>34305904remember when you claimed you met her on dating apps interesting how you can't even keep your lies in order
If a woman sometimes ignores my texts does it mean she isn't in to me?
>>34305908>you're the one who's taking him out for a date.SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I am small and submissive!
>>34305910not necessarily, but the fact you feel entitled to her texting you back immediately all the time greatly increases the chances that she really doesn't want to talk to your arrogant, entitled, self centered narc ass, yes
I found life in the coldest, frozen depths. The tree stood, tall and regal, stretching beyond the stratosphere and cruising into the heavenly highs of which I could only imagine. I was told this was warmth, love and safety, yet all around it was the most bitter frost, the ground and word encased in it; the tree itself was most unaffected, brazen in its own certainty of its exigence for growth. Perhaps if I could hold it like a mother to her breast, I would dwell within its love and warmth and forget the frost and screaming winds. Yet, I could not help but stare, shattering myself in its awe and splendour. I arose, and began to fly, high above the frost but no less cold.
>>34305912tranny moment
>>34305913No by ignoring texts I mean like she won't respond at all then ask to hangout a few days later as if nothing happened
>>34305880Alright, so what you can do NOW is focus on your financials. The average first thing homeowner is in their 40s, so you're going to need that squared away before you can buy a house. If you have a career then you need to figure out how to climb the ladder and make the big bucks. If you don't then you need to figure out something you're willing to do for a career and figure out how to get the training; avoid anything that requires college unless you're passionate about it. Network. You can't control when Mrs. Right pops into the picture, so work on reaching the goals you can attain right now. Assuming all that's taken care of... start paying attention to what's going on around you. Chat up girls at the gym or wherever you run into them (grocery store is a classic since you can peek at her food choices); pay attention to body language and back off/play friendly if she's uncomfortable/annoyed/distracted. Talk to your friends, family, coworkers even about looking for someone and see if they know anyone. If your values are important then go to places where you'd expect a girl that shared them to go. Then you don't compromise about what you want (not in that she has to check every box, but that she should at least check the big ones... and probably not be in debt). Brave the dating sites/apps if you want to, but don't try to force it. It's probably worth looking for younger (but adult) women too, just know lots of them are going to be crazy.
Can I complain one last time? and then I start my zen life forever
>>34305856Death to Israel
>>34305915boohoo mf
>>34305917yeah thats how people living their life without it revolving around you 24/7 is like you absolute insufferable prick
>>34305878Many of the classic ways still work. Cold approach is risky given what feminism has done to society though.
>>34305920Let's hear it
>>34305703MLego Movie
>>34305925>fridgeI would prefer if she just kept her clothes on and dressed in a flattering way.
>>34305920no, keep it to yourself
>>34305926I guess it's just like if I'm to someone I always go out of my way to respond to them and frequently communicate, so if someone doesn't do the same to me I get worried
>>34305910Or she's just busy? If she leaves you on read it might be a concern, but it might also just be a case of she meant to respond to you later and forgot about it.
>>34305924Erm, it’s a love letter mf
>>34305915Beautiful
>>34305920You'll be back to complaining within 36 hours
>>34305933because you're a desperate faggot with nothing going on in your life that thinks acting desperate is the normtrust me, nobody's ever going to be desperate for you, more likely they will be desperate to get rid of you again
>>34305929My face has a bunch of scars that I will have for the rest of my life because of breakouts I had over the past two months and that makes me sad
>>34305915I'm not reading that
Women are so cute, bros. I can't take it.
>>34305937brr brr
>>34305942HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>34305935I'm just paranoid and sensitive after a lifetime of rejection. I would never complain to her about it of course. >>34305942I reject your hostility.
Is there anyone in this thread you'd be willing to have a coffee (or other low investment) date with? Or a beer?
male anons why am i ugly
>>34305895I don't do much apart from vidya and consooming tv and anime. I enjoy hiking and camping but don't go as often as I would like and only made it out a few times last year. Apart from exercise I used to snowboard but haven't gone in a while and have no one to go with. I have a motorcycle but never really go riding anymore (and only ever rode solo). I used to play hockey, did boxing, wrestling, etc. but I don't want brain damage. I gotta find some new hobbies or get back into the ones I enjoy. I've been meaning to pick up a creative pursuit such as music or writing but am not sure where to dive in>>34305919I have a career, good union job that pays well, but my advancement will be very slow. As far as chatting people up, not quite sure how to chat up strangers apart from boring small talk. My friends/family don't know anyone, I've already tried that. As far as the rest I have been meaning to find more grils like me, just not sure where to go other than church (and unknown which denomination I would attend, I am a Christian though). Dating apps haven't yielded success for me, probably because my profiles were boring
>>34305950Probably. But only once.
>>34305938Thanks, appreciate it>>34305946>I carried the frost with me, the last remnant of mother, into the soul.Be nice to me
>>34305902>I only want to date 6'2 chad because uhmm... I am insecure this is a huge flaw of mine! I am SOO insecure I will only settle for a 6'2 chad
>>34305945Do you want me to come by and reset you? Just give me the directions to your place and I’ll be over if you say pspspspps
>>34305948>a lifetime of rejectionyou would think at some point he would get the message but he still thinks there's some magical person out there that's not only alright with dealing with him but desperate to text back immediately, lol
>>34305912feeling small and submissive so someone can protect you feels nice yes, but look at it this way.being tall won't cancel this out. the right man will make you feel like a princess noo matter what.you shouldn't feel bad if a guy feels threatened by your height. if he is, he's not the masculine dom you're looking for.you are a powerful woman who gets princess treatment no matter what. don't let anybody say otherwise.
>>34305957Do you want me to kill myself? Because I will
>>34305950I don’t drink coffee but tea is good. What other low investment dates do you have in mind?>>34305954You’re welcome
>>34305856Kind of interesting. I think the US just keeps assassinating the government till they get a roll they like.
>>34305950Too busy working and fucking my gf before she goes to work
>>34305960yeah, ideally that would be the end goal of sexual selection
>>34305958thank you anon :)
>>34305964I'll probably do it if she rejects me when I ask her out in a couple days. I wouldn't let her know, I would be kind and understanding in person, but then I'll probably go jump off a parking garage
>>34305964Who is being this based in chat /atoga/
>>34305950YeahI'd wife her up even
>>34305950Yeah but there are CRAZY people too. I think beer is empty calories too.
>>34305943Sorry to hear that, anon.
>>34305950She told me she stopped posting here but she probably do be posting here occasionally still100% yeah
>>34305964>>34305968You know what I'm sorry, I apologize, that is an absolutely absurd thing to say. I will not kill myself over her.
>>34305973It's okay it's all a lesson or something. but it's so bad. aw man I wish it never happened :/
Thoughts on fake tits? I'm not a fan. Only women I've been with that had them wouldn't let me squeeze them because she said it hurts
>>34305950Yeah, a few people. Makimaposter for sure, Swiss, that one nord girl, qt
>>34305976Who
>>34305950coffee with BlueValkyrie and then toxic therapy session with her afterwards
>>34305979squeezing hurts in general if youre not gentle
>>34305983I don't think my family would like her
>>34305985mine wouldn't either. but she needs a toxic friend so she eventually channels all of her frustration and hatred towards them so she can be free from her shackles
>>34305983what's wrong with you
>>34305950Several.
>>34305982I believe her name was Anonymous
>>34305991What was she like
The world would be just a slightly better place if this whole general was just nuked from existence
>>34305994NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!! well maybe
>>34305994I'll call Putin and ask him to nuke 4chan's server locations
>>34305994you could just leave, but i guess you'd rather blame someone else for your own misery.so what's up, anon? why do you hate this place? huh huh huh?i give good advice and help people every week. why shouldn't i do that, huh?
>>34305764NtaYeah why would a woman be nervous about being approached by a strange man in an isolated environment?
>>34305998You don't lol you just shit on people and make shit up about them to pretend you're right and better than them, you're insanely mentally ill and people like you are part of the reason this place is a shit hole. Me I just revel in my misery
>>34305950There was a femanon I talked with a bunch of times months ago.
>>34305998Based>>34305994Fake based
>>34305994Life must suck for non-gf havers
My fav thing is talking to a girl and then she disappears and then a month later she comes back to say hi and disappears again lol.
>>34305993Cute, fun to talk to and hang out with. Maybe a little goofy
>>34306008that quivering pearl would trigger the shit out of nikola tesla
>>34306006Trvke
>>34305994The world would be just slightly better if i had a loving boyfriend
>>34306010people used to wait for years for a letter back and it didn't mean they weren't interested and they didn't take it that way because they understood that writing someone isn't the most important thing in the world
>>34306006you don't even know me.hell, i bet you can't even figure out what undewear i'm using right now.accuse me of moral corruption as much as you want, doesn't change that my little man will end up as the bigger man in this talk.now stop, before i pull out my secret weapon of mass reflection.
>>34306012At least there are only 2, a third one might kill him again
>>34306015That's such a bullshit comparison. If a girl actually likes you she will respond regularly and frequently
>>34306015Crazy thing is we aren't writing letters and shipping them by horse anymore.
>>34305999You're walking on a trail, it's creepy if you're trying to get closer to her or engage in an uninvited conversation but otherwise it's weird not to acknowledge someone else when out innawoods. Even if it's just a "hi I see you and now you know I'm here and more or less friendly" type of thing.
uh, women, wtf is this?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/50i4Isfo8LA
Yes the rumours are true. A group of strapping young men took turns in my asshole at the back of the Nobu in Los Angeles. I asked them if they could be gentler, and they were. Consent is important!
>>34306018not necessarily but even if that was true, how hilarious out of touch to think anyone would like you genuinely women used to be excited to text back a man because they couldn't have a bank account without a husband, so they were kinda forced to have one and so not getting one wasn't a very viable option, which increased their interest in men in general thank god we don't live in that reality anymore, imagine having to put up with a man just to live your life
>>34306015Incels would’ve died back then society too accepting of you freaks
>>34306025>women used to be excited to text back a man because they couldn't have a bank account without a husband,yeah back in the early 20th century people were a lot more diligent about texting back
>>34306011>goofy??
>>34306021>engage in an uninvited conversationThat is what I'm saying you shouldn't do. Say hello in passing, don't stop to talk to me.
>>34306020we should, and just because delivery is faster doesn't change how fast people actually feel like writing back
do you guys ever just call random girls from your past just to have normal hangouts?i’m no pervert i just want to have fun in the feminine way.
>>34306025Why are you so mean?
>>34306031Enjoy your restraining order creep
>>34306027yeah, and dumb moids genuinely thought women were excited about them as a person when they were at best excited that they had found someone to make it possible for them to have basic necessities in their life even if the actual man sucked assnow that women can drive without needing a man, it finally is revealed how excited women are about men if they don't need then for survival and it's not looking good for the scrotes because excitement is at an all time low
Pooping after shower. This is the worst
>>34306030Whatever there's no point talking about this with you, your main problem is you're caught up in an imagined fantastical ideal and violently lash out at anyone that doesn't agree with and conform to it rather than navigating the world as it is. But you will never accept this because like many people here your ego is blown out of proportion and you think you're way smarter and more interesting than you are.
>>34306035Nah worst is having to hop out mid shower
>>34306028She once told me her friends called her goofy and I have decided to also run with it in these two replies
>>34305950Yeah there’s a few. Some people here are pretty cool
>>34306025>gf still relies on me for money and survival aspects despite being very capable of taking care of herselfSome women just prefer the old fashion way bc it’s less taxing on them you dumbass
>>34306036nah, I just won't ever let anyone guilt trip me into feeling obligated to text them back immediately, not my problem if that triggers the shit out of you to this extend
>>34306037>anon doesn't just stomp it down the drain
>>34305757I feel so bad for lil bro
>>34306035I hate that, but >>34306037 is right Nothing like getting in there and after like a minute and a half you're more relaxed so you have to shit but you're already wet and not even close to done showering. So you try and just get it done quickly without shutting off the water or really drying off and it goes poorly.
>>34306034>retard has genuinely no clue how a relationship works Enjoy living to pay to pay check with your roommates faggot
Women will all obsess over how a monkey was bullied in a zoo, but me being bullied all throughout school? No that was hilarious to them of course.Do they retroactively think they should help to undo the damage that they all caused to me or others during that time period before they suddenly found empathy or sympathy? Lol no of course not. That would be ridiculous, how dare I even posit that as an option!
would you marry someone with sickle cell anemia?
>>34306043Not just about texting. That's your entire personality.
>>34306052Are they black
You know what, I think I should drop 350 on that tube amp.
>>34306022Some crazy lady removing her peach fuzz. Though her face is off putting to look at post-spray
>>34306051The women here were also getting bullied you're preaching to the wrong crowd bud
>>34306036Personally I think they’re the most intelligent person!
>>34306051your mistake was expecting kids from school to behave like decent people.you seem like a decent dude, just calm down a little.
>>34306048this seems like it's a meme about crazy people, but like all the bottom things are mostly good, just like 2 of them are maybe a little bit off but not completely.
This timeline is a write off. This version of me is cooked.
>>34306029And I was trying to tell that Anon only to engage if she invited more conversation after a hi.
>>34306052Yh I don't see why I wouldn't>>34306056What amp?
>>34306065Its so unfair
>>34306051Weak sperm cope
>>34306056BASEDWhich one?
>>34306052How does it affect their daily life? I have no idea what that actually does to a person
>>34306055does that influence your answer?
I've been eating so healthy and I don't even feel better. Gay and stupid.
>>34306067>>34306070It's a uh fender hot rod Deville from the 90s I believe. I found it in a pawn shop and it has a broken handle but seems to work.
>>34305905Yet you still manage to be slut posting pics of yourself online
>>34306052Mostly niggers have that so no
>>34306064The best couples are the ones that are completely unhinged and can exist outside of themselves
>>34306051Bruh, I was bullied too. Shut the fuck up you little bitch. -t. Yours cordially, aFemanon
>>34306073
>>34306068I just hope the next one will give me a better roll. A man good enough for me, a man good enough for her.
>>34306075I hope you got an attenuator. You cant really crank that up indoors
>>34306080Yeah, easy to say when you have half the population constantly willing to go out of their way to validate you. You can't even begin to imagine what being a low value male your entire life does to a mf.
new date idea:scamming people on the street
>>34306082Who?
>>34306087and what is that, anon?what is a low value male?what does it do to your life?
>>34306035>He's not a waffle stomper
>>34306087It's not my problem you're a weak bitch. You only get "validation" (which is fake and gay to begin with) if you cry about it on the internet. Which I didn't. Fix your mentality, you external locus of control loser.
>>34306095>the problem is your mentalitylol oh of course it's you again.
I'm sorry for the crazy things I've said in this thread. I need to be kinder and more patient with myself.
Bitch ass pussy ass stanky ass weak ass
>>34306090A very special girl. Who I got along well with. She was easy to talk to, I liked who she was. My god I never met anyone else like that. But I never turned it into anything. You know why?
>>34306075Dang, $350 for that is really good
>>34306084I'm planning on swapping out the volume pot and using it at a low volume and also the caps too maybe, I wouldn't be surprised if they're about to blow being so old
Recently my lifts have been stalling and i have been getting sick in my stomach often Femanons why did you curse me like that
>>34306106You don't even lift faggot
do you guys think there's an afterlife where you get to see your childhood doggy again?i'm so sad and scared
>>34306104Yeah I've just been using amp sims so far so it's enticing
>>34306096>he's still throwing a pity party for himself Y'know what, Anon? Save us all the trouble and piss off to >>>/r9k/
>>34306107I do.And i bench twice as much as you do.
>>34306107Did he die?
>>34305902what if the 6'2 guy you end up liking had a small peeneryou never know, it could be a monkeys paw thing
>>34306106LIGHT WEIGHT BABY
Brown girls, do you want me to say "Become purified by the light!" when I nut in you?
>>34306116That's great I have a girlfriend that does ATM homosexual /fitcel lmao
>>34305902Need a 6'2 chick with long legs but you probably aint allat
>>34306117Lord I hope so.
Femanons, is a fancy bouquet too much for a second date? Idk what's an appropriate gift
>>34306105If you're only going to be using it at a low volume I personally wouldn't buy it. You won't get the nicest tones out of it at low volumes. My dad had one and it was real fucking loud when it was turned up more
Is the show Severance an allegory for capitalism or communism?
>>34306129Who cares? It's boring.
Refine yourself into sharpness, define your taste, and you can transmute anything into the soulful gold of the mirror of the perfect divine.
Femanons do be frauding harder than camels on the desert
>>34306127YeahIt's a second date why do you think you need a gift
>Elegance and slender figure of a tall girlOr>Enticing curves of a short girlWhich way white man?
>>34306128Maybe I will need to crank it up, besides at that price I feel like I could just sell it for a profit even if I don't like it.
>>34306137Short stacks please
>>34306127Seems a bit much; flowers are expensive and not to everyone's taste. Maybe bring a small chocolate (or whatever the stereotypical sweet treat of your area is) or something (maybe a nostalgic candy like those candy necklaces). Maybe A SINGULAR flower if you have your heart set on flowers.
>>34306113>I've just been using amp sims so far*-*It's time brother. Buy it. Personally, I'm not a fan of amp sims. I like to test them out in a store
>>34306137Tall
>>34306137Tough call, but tall
>>34306112Of course. The dog’s waiting to meet up with you on the rainbow bridge
>>34306142>candy necklace Are you insane
>>34306135I just want to get her something. I dont really know why or what. >>34306142I was thinking of getting her a bouquet of lavenders as that was her late grandmother's favorite flowers and they were very close. I feel like it would be awkward just giving her a single flower.
>>34306139Yh true you could easily sell it if you don't like it>>34306143What sims have you tried? I pretty much only use them because of limited space in my room
>>34306137Both are very good, but it’s tall for me
>>34306149Get her a snowglobe. Biggest one you can find preferably
- izzat
>>34306137Short but both are great options
Why are female gym outfits lowkey fetish wearAnd why does it make my dick hard to see a nice sports bra and some cleavage or a fat butt in tight shorts
>>34306153Now where am I gonna find a snowglobe in Texas?
When is this bitch ever having a good day
>>34306158Ffs anon do I have to hold your hand
>>34306161p-pleaseI just want to make her smile but I'm retarded ;_;
I have some really good bait for tomorrow
>>34306150>What sims have you tried?I've tried Amplitude 5, Otto Audio, and one other free one I can't recall the name of
>>34306167>dae le hate wimin?for the last time YES.how many times do we have to retread this.
>>34306143Lol well I'm a broke ass so can you blame me. It's cool but then you need pedals and power and cables etc etc, so it was way cheaper to start out with a 50 dollar interface
>>34306127For some more context, she will be bringing me some stuff she baked for me. But I want to give her something regardless. Idk what to do
>gender>do you enjoy solo traveling?MYes I'm going to the Balkans this summer. Last trip was through Hungary, Czechia, and Poland.I stay in hostels
>>34306165Fucking kek
>>34306137There's this girl who started talking with me when she was 20 and shorter than me, but by the time she reached 24 she had grown taller than me.That was fun.
Anons would you date a jewish girl?
>>34306168I tried amplitube before it was kinda meh. I recommend the Neural DSP and STL tones stuff. They're pretty expensive but there's a free trial for all of their plugins.
>>34306178Yeah they are very cute. I wouldn't practice Judaism and wouldn't want my kids to either, however
(M) How do I deal with the fact I'm annoying and any attempt I make not to be annoying just makes me fade out as quiet and weird?
>>34306178Maybe. I'm not opposed to it in principle or anything.
>>34306178I only date Jewish girls because I want my mom to be happy
>>34306182Find a girl who finds your annoyingness to be charming
>>34306178Yh I don't t see why not.
>>34306182>>34306186kek, i am pretty annoying but it can be fun, if you find the person to be annoying WITH - that is half the battle
>>34306175FYeah sometimes. I travel to places like south america and india because it pisses off rightoids when I show pictures from those trips and they can't understand how I wasn't murdered because they're afraid of the whole world for no reason.Mexico and Brazil were completely normal, and India some guys did ask to take pictures with me, but apart from some lingering around that I assume were too shy to ask they were all perfectly pleasant. I'm sure some people have issues or maybe certain areas but I never did.
>>34306178As long as she doesn't try to get me involved, I see no issues.
>>34306171Get yo money up. I get it tho, I've spent a decent amount of money on gear but I used to play gigs and plan on doing it again relatively soon it made sense for me>>34306179Neural DSP is the one I've heard the most about but I have yet to try it
>>34306178I say no, but I don't think I could resist Rachel Weisz
>>34305964>yeah, ideally that would be the end goal of sexual selectionHow do you mean?
>>34306193It’s funny and quirky when the British journalist I follow talks about owning Rightoids but when you do it it comes off as performative and cringe
>>34306175>HungaryBased. What did you visit? >gender M>do you enjoy solo traveling? I've been really wanting to go but I have pretty bad anxiety and I've been struggling to push myself out of my comfort zone and do it. Any tips?
>>34306193That's cool, I'm too scared to go to South America even as a male. My friend went there and got robbed at knife point twice in 6 months, once in Rio and once in Santiago. He may have had it coming though, he's a loud British man who probably attracted attention.I really want to visit India someday, it seems like the final boss of travel (besides war zones)
>>34306193I'm not pissed I'm concerned
>>34306175My cat has cancer and when she passes I plan to do some solo traveling. Hopefully that is still some time away from now. M.
>>34306200>Hungary I was in Budapest the entire time kekFor 8 days. It was incredible, such a massive and beautiful and fun city. Never ran out of stuff to do.>anxiety I have it too. I have had a couple panic attacks on these trips, but I push through. Youth hostels are the easiest place to socialize in the world, literally just walk up to anyone and ask where they are from and a conversation is started. If for some reason that person is a dickhead, go talk to someone else. You will make friends that you'll hang out with for a couple nights but remember forever. Make sure it's a youth/party hostel though, or semi-party hostel. Quiet hostels are filled with weird old people
How to approach a man I have been talking to for a while and let him know i'm interested in getting to know each other better? I am kind of timid and not into a 'hit it and quit it'
>>34306200Also, it's a very freeing feeling to travel alone. You can do whatever you want, operate on your own schedule, eat wherever. Never have to consult with anyone else. I do my own thing during the day then socialize with hostel people at night
>>34306208have you tried making literally any level of physical contact with him at all? touch his arm or shoulder and say you want to do something with just him sometime.
>>34306205I'm sorry, Anon. Much love to you and your cat.
>>34306205Sorry anon
>>34306208"Can we go do [thing] sometime?"
MenWhich one would you choose>a virgin girl who has kissed a couple dozen of guys in parties>a virgin girl who has engaged in some level of touching and foreplay with a very small number of guys>a girl who only had sex and kissed her previous boyfriend
>>34306222i only date whores that have been fucked by like 30 men
Women, how often does your bf hit it raw?
>>34306222My gf has never had a boyfriend before bc her Christian family kept her locked up until she basically ran away to my house
GenderAre we cooming or are we dooming?
>>34306207>I was in Budapest the entire time kek I hope you saw all the government propaganda plastered everywhere kek>hostelsDo you book a solo room or stay in dorms? I'd be scared of stuff like my camera gear getting nicked if I was sharing a room with a bunch of unknown people. >>34306212>Also, it's a very freeing feeling to travel aloneSounds nice honestly I really need to stop getting in my own head and do it. It's like I find dumb excuses and stuff and just end up not doing anything in the end.
>>34306222The first one.
>>34306178Sure, but she's gonna have to become an Orthodox Christian if she wants to get promoted to wife
>>34306228MI’m cooming kinda. Getting back into writing
>>34306225We only have sex raw. Don't let other women trick you into condoms, they don't feel good for us either.Practice safe sex, get tested, exclusive sexual partner, and have some method or multiple methods of birth control. Just not condoms. Condoms suck.
>>34306230Why? And which was would you say is the least dateable?
>>34306222Probably first one but honestly I'd be fine with all the options
>>34306236My ex was like this and it was a terrible experience
>>34306229>government propaganda I saw more pride flags than propaganda, but this was 2 years ago so idk if things have changed. I might have just not noticed it. I saw pic-related in Poland though. Yes try it just once to see what it's like, while you're still young
>>34306236My gfs attempt at birth control is swallowing but she wants to get pregnant so bad lol
>>34306225Every time
>>34306240Like me, or do you mean she insisted on condoms in a monogamous relationship?I cut slack for people who just have ONSs or hookups but in a relationship it sounds like a nightmare.
>>34306246Like you, detested condoms and would actively refuse sex or act shitty when I wanted to use them. I didn’t want to get her pregnant and I wasn’t comfortable having sex raw. It was an awful experience
>>34306222With absolutely no other context, if you forced me to choose I'd pick the third because she only gets intimate in a committed relationship. The first is fine, the second is the sluttiest but whatever, everyone's done stupid shit they regret.Personally I don't care about virginity, I've got two exes, and a girl with a few long-term partners is normal at my age anyway. Everyone makes mistakes. If you asked for an exact limit when I start to think it's weird I wouldn't know but something like >10 partners raises an eyebrow. The girl may have commitment problems and/or is just after casual sex or flings. If a girl openly told me she's slept with 30+ guys I would stop seeing her.
>>34306236I feel like birth control cannot possibly be worse than condom sex
>>34306249Is it true that birth control changes women's personalities and then this gets reversed when they get off it and this is why divorce rates are so high?
>>34306243>this was 2 years ago so idk if things have changedIt's pretty fucked rn. Elections are this spring and it's out of control I went home to visit not that long ago and there were signs and posters everywhere. Bunch of fear mongering because of the war in Ukraine and anti EU shit
If he won't fuck me raw he doesn't trust me to make a decision he would be okay with if I got pregnant and he shouldn't be fucking me at all.
>>34306222I don't care. These three hardly even register as different to me. If it's the only criteria I had to go off of, I'd choose one randomly from a hat.
>>34306254That’s how it felt yeah. I just wasn’t ready and she didn’t respect that
>>34306255You have never been with anyone so that hardly counts as much
>>34306186>>34306189Wait is that a real thing? I don't believe anyone would find my annoyingness charming
>>34306256You were ready to fuck her using condoms thoughIf you can't trust her then don't fuck her at all
>>34306178Yes, and convert her to catholicism.
>>34306249I imagine it is for some people. The reactions to it differ person to person. I and a lot of women I know feel better on the pill, but others feel worse. So for people like me it's a lot better than condoms since I'd be on the pill either way.>>34306247Well she shouldn't have been pressuring you into anything that makes you uncomfortable. But I would say that you should both trust each other if you're having frequent sex in the first place.I'm glad your corroborating my generally unpopular 'women also hate condoms' opinion from the negative side though. I figured people wouldn't believe me based on past experience.
kinda horny. tried rubbing myself. kinda not into it. feels kinda pointless. still horny but dont want to get off. what the fuck is life about
>>34306238Because we can be each other's first for everything besides kissing. So my order of preference is 1 > 2 > 3
>>34306263You need cum inside you
>>34306197That's Swiss, I think she has a male suicide kink.
>>34306259I wasn’t really ready to fuck her at all, I felt like I had to
>>34306262>But I would say that you should both trust each other if you're having frequent sex in the first place.I agree. Lost our virginities to each other though, didn’t know any better >I'm glad your corroborating my generally unpopular 'women also hate condoms' opinion from the negative side thoughNah I get it, definitely feels better and more intimate without condoms. I remember once when we were fucking with a condom on and we were both like “wow it’s feeling good now, maybe we’re used to condoms” and I pulled my dick out of her and I had ripped right through it lol
>>34306268Damn dude this isn't about condom vs no condom you were repeatedly coerced into letting yourself be sexually assaulted. She sounds like a cunt but because she's an abuser not because she hates condoms.
I made a thread, pls help >>34306242
>>34306272Yeah, I came to terms with that a few months ago when my buddy said the same thing after I told him. Haven’t had sex since, which was 2 years ago now It’s a weird feeling, that’s for sure
>>34306254Maybe he doesn't want to pay 18 years of child support?
>>34306274Didn't you already ask this?
>>34306274You should get her an open mouth gag and a dog collar.you're welcome, and you'll thank me later.
>>34306222Probably number 1
>>34306274Get her a butt plug!!
>>34306274When is it
>>34306222I just prefer not know the past sex lives of women I'm with
>>34306276>doesn't trust me to make a decision he would be okay withIf he doesn't trust me to abort he shouldn't fuck me. Condoms aren't foolproof and pretending they are is stupid.
>>34306258Yes! It is sweet and can leave someone dreaming of the cuteness. I would be blushing
How do I get a gf that looks like this?
>>34306287Be an IG influencer or have game. Jessicababyfat had a kid so it’s possible
>>34306287Come to Southern California
>>34306278aweee pups are adorable
>>34306285What if he got snipped instead?
>>34306222None. All of them sound pretty disgusting to me.
>>34306289>JessicababyfatOh that's who that is. Is it true that she's married to a fat Saudi Arabian? I heard that once.
>>34306287King Arthur couldn't pull me out
>>34306292I feel like you weren't following this conversation if you're asking thisThey're his balls that's not my call
>>34306294No idea
>>34306266Could be rose tinted nostalgia glasses. But I think the calibre of degenerate I've encountered in a few years of /atoga/ surpasses those of late 2000s /b/
>>34306164Have you considered Google?
>>34306300She is. Look at this shit. How does this uggo get a 10/10 wife? Is he rich?
>>34306290Where?
>>34306304He may be. Might just be love lol
reminder that women are perverted and want to be pleased in dirty ways
>>34306302The good news is that that anon is wrong and she doesn’t have that kink
>>34306175I don't get travel much, but I've always vastly preferred solo trips to group trips. Keeping track of everyone and keeping them all on track AND exploring at their pace is a bit much for me. >>34306178No>>34306225>tfw no bf>>34306228Dooming
>>34306309Hey, Sarge. I hope you're right.
GenderAre you one of the 1 in 3 or 1 in 5?
>>34306307Love isn't random. It's the body telling you this person is suitable to start a family with.
>>34306313Yes. I have lost my confidence.
>>34306313lol, I haven't had sex since like 2017
>>34306312Hey bro. I am. I wouldn’t take people’s blustering too serious
>>34306313I've never had sex in my life
