>>34315440
Gender?Do you like weed?
>>34318441>1743880526490494.webmneeeeeeeeeeeeeed;-;
>>34318447MI only used to smoke it when I had serious migranesnever liked it though, it smells disgusting, I never got the ''high'' feeling so I'd just pretend when I was in groups
>>34318447FI like THC gummies if that counts.
>>34318447MNever had it. Think I smelled it once and it was smelt nauseating.
>>34318441I love you flat and small chested women
>>34318447MNot anymore
>>34318441nooooooo anon think about the advertisers
>>34318441I watched this tranime and it was super gay. Literally everyone was fucking gay except for main couple.
>>34318447Never tried it. It’s legal where I live though, I could go get some no problem. But I’m a neurotic person and I’m worried I’d react badly to it.
>>34318447M Weedfags are subhuman. Hence, why it's predominant among women
>>34318451I used to be so good and so badSex was something I just had
>>34318467Oh I forgot to mention M
>>34318465>I watched this tranime and it was super gay. Literally everyone was fucking gay except for main couple.So it was kind of like real life. You've never met a wannabe-hip straight couple that exclusively hangs out with gay people for social validation? That dynamic is pretty common.
M hereI had a massage today for the first time, and the lady massaged my butt. Is this normal? I had underwear on but she pulled the sheet down so like 2" of my crack and buttcheeks were exposedAnyone else here have a massage?
>>34318468ntaWhere the fuck do you live where only women smoke weed?
>>34318468Weedfags vs. Kratomfags cage match
>>34318447No and people who are really into it or anything weed adjacent are usually super cringe
>>34318477M, I have received a penis massage.
>>34318461>think about the advertisersCan you prove that they are not just kissing and hugging?
>>34318483What if a stoner chick took off her flip flops and sexily grabbed your face with her toes?
>>34318477She wants you bro, make your move.
>>34318477Mnormal, I get regular sport massages to help with recovery when preparing for a fight. dont know what you signed up for though
Anon did you have a good Caturday today? Mine was productive but exhausting.
When 4chan was down I was sleeping because I don't live in a 3rd world time zone
WomenThoughts on "innocent guys"? Would you date one?https://www.tiktok.com/@iwantacinnamonroll/video/7572431398351457550Video very related
>>34318488Foot fags are so weird, I don’t understand how it became mainstream.
>>34318491I have been forced to suck upon the penis of a very bad man. All his cats did was watch dispassionately as I imbibed the semen from his pecker. They saw nothing wrong with it.
Attention women. We will be replacing all of you with big tiddy Iranian women. You can all shut the fuck up now. Good day.
>>34318493Wasn't it the middle of the day in Europe?And it was most of the morning in the US
>>34318489Nah she was a middle aged chubby swedish woman. >>34318490This is was just a basic swedish masage as a place downtown. i didnt ask for any "extras" but it was about $200 for 90 minutes
>>34318488I would never be in such close proximity to a stoner wearing flip flops in the first place
>>34318498I'm all ready in a relationship, why would I be upset about non-Islamist women getting boyfriends?
>>34318500It started at like 5 am
>>34318501>$200 for 90 minutesfucking hell anon90 minutes with a professional sport masseuse costs me 60 Euros. I think you got scammed
>>34318477That's how all massages work.>massaged my buttYou mean she focused on your butt for a few minutes or just brushed over your ass?
>>34318495What a gay video.
>>34318447MIt's been forever. Hopefully it becomes more legal soon, I'd love to use it to unwind once or twice a month.
>>34318503>Know how to shut the fuck up>Polygamy allowed>Bigger tits>Somehow this foid doesn’t think she will be replaced
>>34318495>tiktokPlease kill yourself immediately. This is the sign you've been looking for. Get up, and go do it right now.
>>34318501You could have just paid for a prostitute.
>>34318497Man what a day for me to miss. I’m sorry for you anon.>>34318495yes please
How come gay moids are the best at enjoying pussy?
>>34318505I’ve been to fancy salons and cheap Korean whore ones and you unironically get a better massage and happy ending for cheaper
>>34318518What does that mean?
>>34318447M, here's my anti-weed rant xxhttps://voca.ro/197elYIMjnRt
>>34318513>Know how to shut the fuck up>Polygamy allowedDid you miss the part where a significant number of Iranian women don't subscribe to Sharia Law?
>>34318491No, I am avoiding my social obligations and not texting the person that I'm socially obligated to text today.How are you?
would you be my wife in real life?
I already know how this is gonna end. But you don't care.
>>34318498Gosh this makes me so angry. You are in total control here and I am seething
>>34318520It means that they actually know what they’re doing down there, it makes me feel great.
Would you guys go to a atoga meetup? How do you think it would go?
>>34318447MI have never tried it and turned down when people offered it. I don't really see the utility of using it. Alcohol at least makes socializing easier but weed just slows your brain. I don't really understand the point of it.
>>34318529MTerribly Just a half dozen awkward guys standing next to each other for 20 minutes
>>34318528That would be a bi dude.
>>34318525Not really I wouldn’t date a moid who uses this site
>>34318521Your vocaroo rants always make you sound exactly as mentally ill as you are.
Imagine your gf/bf can’t make it to the picnic among the cherry blossoms you planned. Would you want to just call each other whenever they bloom in your respective time zones?
>>34318529MNoIt would just be a sausage fest. The noteworthy femanons in particular would stay the hell away, so it would just be a lot of lonely and/or angry men hanging out and being bored. Hard pass.
>>34318529I would be more hopeful for a /adv/ meetup
>>34318508she focused on my upper but for at least 5 minutes on and off. pic related >>34318505>>34318519ok i checked it was actually $175 for 80 mins
>>34318529Sure why not
>>34318525もしもし。これはだれですか?Seriously, I would need to meet you first.
>>34318538Voice call food prep.Voice call park picnic.Voice call drive home.Voice call movie night.Voice call fall asleep.Why can't I have this? If I can't be happy IRL, why can't God at least let me be happy online?
>>34318541grim
>>34318529I want to meet >fren
Do feminsts hate anime because it makes them look ugly?
>>34318529Only if we were to go to a circus ir something where stuff is happening so we don't have to try and make conversation
>>34318544just say yes. I need an ego boost.
I embrace my station
>>34318544NTAI swooned a little. I'm such a weeb.
>>34318550I think they just don't like men being happy, in all honesty.
Is Reddit actually useful for reading about women’s actual opinions?
>>34318546>voice call fitting booth>voice call carnival>voice call zoo/aquariumWhen the cherry blossom bloom do you want to build this with me?
>>34318554it only says "who is this?"
>>34318557Reddit isn't useful for learning about any real life human being's actual opinions.
Where in the chans is a missed connection thread
>>34318557Cant imagine what kind of woman would use Reddit. They have more male virgin energy than even 4chan does.
>>34318541NTA but I've had therapeutic massages where they kneaded that region. It helps back pain and tension in your lower spine
>>34318559I know. It's the fact that you (or she?) would think to reply like that.
>>34318447malei used to take edibles regularly, i think it made me retardedeating good food while on edibles is one of the highest pleasures in this world though
>>34318550I'm not a feminist but I think anime is quite ugly in terms of aesthetics
>>34318558Voice call art sounds so soothing. I want a voice call while you're assembling crafts, I want a voice call while I'm practicing piano. Voice call life.
I want to be Japan femanon’s slave.
>>34318550Why does anime keep oversexualizing women then?
>>34318554Same.
>>34318447MI like it. Edibles turn me into a vegetable so I don't have them unless it's late at night and all I plan on doing for the rest of the night is watching something or playing games. Smoking it is great tho>>34318529MaybeIt would be fun if there was an activity involved, like going to a music festival or something
>>34318568That’s cat poster
>>34318557It's useful for reading the opinions of trans, incels, and bots pretending to be women
>>34318573So you're saying it's better than 4chan?
>>34318572
>>34318568Asian femdom is more brutal.
>>34318568How does it feel most men watch it to jerk off?
>>34318575Obviously
The entire reason atoga works is because it allows everyone to pretend they're talking to attractive people, when everyone here is an ugly loser. A meetup would break that illusion.
>>34318572Guys I told you not to dump my lore 3;>>34318567Time to save up to get a new line
>>34318570>>34318571Who are the new namecucks?
>>34318582I’m not an ugly loser
>>34318573So basically like 4chan then?
>>34318586Why do you think you're the exception
>>34318581
>>34318588Well I am a loser but I was a model and I get a decent amount of attention irl
>>34318586Post face or gtfo moid
>>34318583My bad. I bought a piano instead of a line, even though I will never be good at piano because I don't practice enough.
>>34318586Oh, honey...
>>34318582Atoga works?
I'm basically Hendrix if he was white
>>34318447>Do you like weed?No, I hate the smell. I've eaten a few edibles, but I'm so anxious all the time that it's not an enjoyable experience.>>34318477>Anyone else here have a massage?My wife is a licensed massage therapist. I don't push her to give me massages because I know she doesn't like bringing her work home with her.>>34318550>Do feminsts hate anime because it makes them look ugly?I love anime but hate most of the people that like it.>>34318557>Is Reddit actually useful for reading about women’s actual opinions?If the type of women you're going for is Redditors, yes. But it's very seldom representative of the general population.>>34318582I actually think most people here are just socially awkward, not ugly.
>>34318582I'm maybe slightly above average for an unc.
I touch my self purely out of boredom
>>34318587Indubitably
>>34318591K
>>34318601Damn how's the chemo going
>>34318601
>>34318597does she ever tell you stories from work?
>>34318582I'm not ugly lmao>>34318584I've been here for several years. I think I started namefagging like 6 months ago>>34318601Er, where's your hair?
>>34318593What is the song of your people
>>34318584I think they are GIOYC tourists
>>34318595It's been going for 10 years so yeah obviously
>>34318591Unlike women, we aren’t pussy faggots.
>>34318606So far? Mary Had a Little Lamb.Also, your cherry blossom arts and crafts are mocking me.>your dull life
>>34318604Yeah, she recently told me about an old guy who accidentally shit himself during a massage.
>>34318591This is me with my new watch
>>34318612jesus christwhy does she do it? does it tip well?
>>34318601Please put down the hood, you look like a sith lord.
>>34318601Better than what I was expecting.
>>34318577Just the way I like it.
>>34318603I know
>>34318613Lose weight scrote
>>34318614She likes helping people. She was originally going into physical therapy but had to drop out of school. But she finds her work very rewarding and I can't fault her for that. Besides, stuff like that is rare.
Like ying and yan
>>34318619I have and I got a tan. Look this is a picture of one of me old watches.
>>34318613What are those hands?
>>34318601You kinda look like a lesbian.
>>34318615No thanks>>34318616Thanks
baka. Not one of you said you would marry me...
>>34318624Thanks
>>34318626Stop fishing for female attention you pathetic faglord
>>34318626I might if I got to know you but I am a VERY independent and busy man.
>>34318601Bryan Johnson, I just wanted to say that I am a big fan.
>>34318629No. I'm in a state, and I need an ego boost.
>>34318631I love my fans
>>34318611Dafuq. I am not the buyer at my store so I never really see their posts online. I do remember seeing the cherry blossom we had last year and wanted to try it, but alas I am uncoordinated.Don’t let a tree mock you anon. Assert yourself.
WomenIf you and your bf were walking down the street when some crackhead started a fight with him out of nowhere and your bf lost, would you lose respect for him?
>>34318626I don’t even know my ring size anon…
>>34318447M no>>34318491Well I worked for a lot of the day>>34318529Yes probably me talking to someone for a few minutes and then they leave
>>34318636Don't listen to what they say, the answer is always yes. Getting your ass kicked never looks good
>>34318597>If the type of women you're going for is Redditors, yes. But it's very seldom representative of the general population.Are these women worth going for?
>>34318636No, but are we in the crackhead side of town
>>34318636No, I’d have respect him for ending the fight.
Still have fantasies of shepherding you lawless fucks to greatness
>>34318636women can say what they want, but deep inside they'd naturally start getting an ick and slowly losing attraction from himits basic biology. subconciously she'd start finding excuses why she's not attracted anymorethe worst thing as a man you can do, is to lose a fight when your woman is watching. Being caught cheating isnt as bad
Women, would you date a man who washes his sheets once every 3 months?
>>34318649no
>>34318649
>>34318649I wouldn’t even look at him.
How come questions directed towards women always get answered by men that seem to know more about women than women know about them selves.
>>34318635I would assemble one myself, then package it up and send it to you in the mail.>but it would get damaged in transitSo when you unbox my broken and battered flowers you'd feel better about how your own flowers turn out.It would be #Hashtag #Iconic.
>>34318655Because men are narcissistic like that.
>>34318649How often should you wash them?
>>34318655there are no women itt
>>34318655Because the women are just defending their egos "no I'm such a nice person I'd never have a moral failing teehee I'm so righteous" no bitch, never trust anyone who says shit like this man or woman
>>34318655Because women like when men do things for them.
Why are women so cynical now?
>>34318613That's an $11k watch.>>34318622Looks like a Seiko. Only a few hundred dollars.>>34318636>would you lose respect for him?No, crackheads have an unfair advantage. It's like being upset your natty partner lost a bodybuilding competition against a juiced guy.>>34318640>Are these women worth going for?Maybe? If you want a traditional woman, no. If you want a relationship built on mutual respect and not on gender roles, maybe.
>>34318666If you're not there is something wrong with you
>>34318655If you’ve dated women, you tend to know how they work.
>>34318669nta>My own personal experiences with a small number of women means I'm an expert on womenYou're retarded.
He is a pedophile. This must not be aloud.
Mwhen i get horny I fap but after I fap I get mad at fapping and then i feel badbut then the next day the feeling goes away and I get horny again and the cycle repeatswhat should I do?
>>34318655women wont give a straight answer to questions where the true answer makes women come off as bad people
>>34318675Have you considered that men call women liars whenever they give an answer that goes against their negative perception of women and will only accept women insulting them as answers? Because that's my experience with answering questions from men in these threads.
>>34318655>ask if north korea has committed attrocities>historian with phd in asian history says yes>"you are not north korean, why are you answering a question directed to north koreans? You think you know more about north korea than north koreans do. Long live the Supreme Leader!"
>>34318677False equivalence
Does looksmaxxing actually work?
>>34318655Not only do women tell you how they are, they celebrate how they are.
>>34318671>>34318676Epic bait fail here's a pity (you)
>>34318679No
>>34318681Me saying things you dislike isn't bait dipshit.
>>34318680And men don’t ignore red flags when the chick has big boobies and a fat ass?
GenderDo you have an inner monolog?M Yes
>>34318683Here's another one do you want one more
>>34318680TikTok women are a loud minority
>>34318637i'll buy yer a fucking donut ring
>>34318685MYeah
>>34318657Ok are you trying to learn the ways of dad humor before marriage?>>34318666Their children can't read and write at a grade level. Society is devolving as we speak.
>>34318679it will once height surgery becomes practical
>>34318668If you hate life so much, just kill yourselfWhy are you still here?
>>34318684The dudebro fratbro era is over. Men don't celebrate being shallow anymore. If a man announces that he's shallow then he's more likely to be ostracized by his peers than celebrated for it.Only women can celebrate how shallow they are.
Wha Do women think about men’s balls? Nice? Gross? Or just kinda there?
GenderHow are you doing?
>>34318679That is a broad statement. You CAN do things to change how you are visually perceived.
>>34318686Explain to me how what I'm saying is bait. All I'm doing is giving my honest thoughts. How the fuck am I baiting?>>34318693>Men don't celebrate being shallow anymore.Now this is real bait.>>34318694Balls are gross.
At least we care about weight and not something that can’t be changed like height.
>>34318693Source?
>>34318696MNot great
>>34318696Male. Good.
>>34318696MHorrible. So lonely
Based admins shut down 4chan just as Swiss and Sarge were posting
>>34318694M here but I think shaved balls look cute when in a flat chastity cage (not gonna post it here because this is a blue board)
>>34318698I can keep giving them to you if you want but don't try to rope other people into it you whore
>>34318699Oh look it's the "just don't be fat" lie again.
>>34318696MLife sucks with no upswing in sight. Everything feels pretty meaningless and I feel too aware to fit in with others.
>>34318692I don't hate life
>>34318685F. Yes because I can't let myself be appreciated without comparing myself to others.
>>34318696M I’m ok. Got off work on time today and traffic was not bad either.
State genderIs giving honest opinionz that go against the narratives of incels bait or not?
Why is it so hard to stop replying to provocative posts? As soon as you realise they are just messing with you stop.
When should an 18 year old zoomer like me think about dating?
>>34318710That's not inner monologue, that's just low self esteem.
>>34318705Hi Sarge
>>34318690If you're asking whether I'd assemble these with you, then the answer is... I wood.But be careful, there's something shady blooming here...>Wood Grain IMPREGNATION
>>34318716Whenever. Network. No pressure.
>>34318714Don't try to shake me off >>34318706
>>34318685MYes, and it is hard to turn off. I constantly have music playing in my head if I am not listening to something and I need to listen to Youtube to fall asleep.
>>34318704time to shut it down again since he just posted his ugly face
>>34318582There's several hot femanons
>>34318696M fine, last day of work before I get 3 days off, but I’m only 4 hours into my 12 hour shift so that sucks.
>>34318718Marge?
>>34318716Focus on your career and not going after foids who’ll cheat on you anyway.
Good night. Think I'll sleep in my bed instead of the couch tonight
I'm cold and I can barely move my fingers :(
>>34318447MNever tried it. I hate the smell. Would try edibles tho
>>34318582I'm actually handsome
>>34318732gn
He tried to invade their homes, and they sodomised him with a dildo in self-defence. Now, he is screaming and wailing, and his anus is bleeding.
>>34318716Whenever you get on dating apps, whenever you meet someone who is worth asking out knowing that rejection is the most likely possibility. Ignore goalpost-moving advice like "work on yourself" or "just stop looking and something will come when you least expect it." That shit has never helped anyone.
>>34318584>>34318605>I've been here for several years. I think I started namefagging like 6 months agoRight when myao started posting
Dear god what have I done…
Take it easy for a little while
>>34318718That isn't Sarge, that's ihatewomen poster.
he pulled out during sex to cum but his tip was still in and he came in me a little while pulling out and more landed on my inner thighs/ass. it was a feeling i've never experienced before.what are the chances of me being pregnant?
>>34318728Why would a woman go to a site that is full of the most faggot things. BBC Porn, seething at women, trannies, guys talking about guy stuff with other guys.
>>34318716if you are single just focus on the gym (contrary to what thirdworlders and sugar daddies will tell you, looks beats money).However, if you currently have a gf HOLD ON TO HER FOR DEAR LIFE because women in college have access to rows of chads who are taller, more attractive and more charismatic than you, meaning (you) will likely have no chance (unless you are a attractive yourself, which is unlikely).
>>34318744>pulling outNon-teenagers do this?
>>34318746nta>However, if you currently have a gf HOLD ON TO HER FOR DEAR LIFE because women in college have access to rows of chads who are taller, more attractive and more charismatic than you, meaning (you) will likely have no chance (unless you are a attractive yourself, which is unlikely).Just here to tell you >>34318746, don't take this guy's advice. Acting possessive and thinking every remotely attractive man will steal your woman from you is one of the easiest ways to lose a girlfriend.
>>34318747Porn addiction causes your dick to stale.
>>34318745Most of them probably grew up here, like I did.
>>34318716Right NAO, time passes by in a flash this thread is full of forever alone 30 year olds who thought it would eventually organically happen and it never did.
>>34318752The only thing it has done for me is making me last longer
You know what fuck you, it you really have nothing better to do in your life than incessantly start shit on an anonymous Beachcombing forum then go at it have your fun, I don't even fuckin care anymore
I can't make fun of Sarge without Julian being summonedGrim
I've had enough silliness for the night. Good night flower poster and frens. I will remember you all in therapy,
>>34318756What are you talking about
>>34318750I'm not telling him to act possessively, I'm just telling him to not leave her just because he thinks he can get someone better
>>34318756They popped a dildo in your bunghole and sodomised you. Everyone pointed and laughed! They turned you gay by shoving a fake pee pee into your bum.
>>34318758Good night, there's always more tomorrow.
>>34318759The fucking East euro femcel. She thinks she's winning when she does this and pisses people off but she's the one who pretends to have a husband and cries herself to sleep every night. But it's always funny when her shit doesn't land.
>>34318522Did you miss the part where you can shut the fuck up?
>>34318764I see
>>34318764ntaYou're the only person in these threads who keeps going on about an East European femcel. You sure you're not a schizo?>>34318765Sorry I ruined your fantasy.
>>34318529>Would you go?No>How do you think it would go?Basically the same as your average Bonnie Blue even just with JH and her sad boobs instead
>>34318730Marge my face hurts again.
Should I go buy some whiskey or just drink rum
>>34318766Yeah, she can't get enough of me >>34318768 but it's getting kinda boring. I think I'll just let her be from now on, if anons fall for it again they deserve it.
>>34318655>How come questions directed towards women always get answered by men that seem to know more about women than women know about them selves.The incel-to-tranny pipeline is very real. What you're seeing is eggs with their first little crack.
>>34318696M. I fucking pigged out on McDonalds earlier and I feel a massive shit brewing. I shall name my future butt baby ENTJ.
Landlord is finally on to me after someone informed them that their apartment I live in is one giant health code violation mostly because I have been rotting on the floor and stabbing things into the walls most of the last two yearsMight get kicked out next week, finally, whee
>>34318775What're you talking about? I'm not Eastern European, I'm American. You really need to take your meds anon. I can't imagine getting this parasocially obsessed on a 4chan general.
>>34318768>You sure you're not a schizo?Sorry to break to ou, anonette, but most of the posts in this thread are made by AI.The reason so many of the posts here sound weird or out of context is because they are made by AI.This site is a third-world machine-learning testing ground now.
>>34318768>You're the only person in these threads who keeps going on about an East European femcel. You sure you're not a schizo?Maybe he thinks Switzerland is in eastern Europe?
help me decode common femoid shit tests for me"you just want me for sex">after taking her on a cool ass trip, and we finally said we love each other.>think about her non-stop and love
>>34318781I can't imagine suckin my dick like you do. Slobbin on my nuts over and over. You love it don't you. >>34318783It's not Swiss
>>34318747we started with condoms but devolved into fuckeryserious question though. i am past the plan B mark recently and waiting for my period to come in 2ish weeks
>>34318768>>34318782For example, take a look at >>34318780How can someone be "rotting" and still be alive? and why would "stabbing things on the walls" be a health violation?100% AI.
>>34318787This is basically how every single one of you came to be.
Oh sure talk about a woman getting coomed on by another man but don’t help me with my booze shopping, damn cucks
Thinking about making femanon uncomfortable with coomer posts
>>34318795Buy Henny
>>34318795Buy cider
>>34318793Based spotter, I love your analyses.
>>34318773You got any soda? I do enjoy a good coke and rum. If not, just go for the whiskey.>>34318797Joke's on you, I'm a degenerate weeb whose seen worse than whatever you can dish out.
>>34318794even if it was just the tip inside and he was pulling out and i only felt a small bit of it barely go inside from the opening?
Femanon how spankable are you?
>>34318699>At least we care about weight and not something that can’t be changed like height.Unlike being black or gay, being fat isn't a choice.>>34318714>Is giving honest opinionz that go against the narratives of incels bait or not?No. It's important to acknowledge any truth in what they have to say to let them know you're arguing in good faith.>>34318797>Thinking about making femanon uncomfortable with coomer postsIt will have the opposite effect, actually.
>>34318793>How can someone be rotting and still alive?Oh that happens all the time. Bed sores get infected and the flesh dies. Morbidly obese people can’t wash all their folds or ass. Shit I remember the Joplin tornado dug so deep into the dirt that it sucked up a bunch of flesh eating bacteria and a ton of people with very survivable wounds died from that.
>>34318802Yeah I have coke
>>34318795Makers Mark or fuck off.
>>34318529MYeah but I doubt many of you are in my country (Aus)>How do you think it would go?Hard to say. I've been to meets for different boards and they went okay, so maybe I'd be pleasantly surprised.
>>34318793I'm very real, >How can someone be "rotting" and still be alive? and why would "stabbing things on the walls" be a health violation?Not fat either. Maybe my post was asking for advice. Never mind the hell with it>100% AII'm flattered.
>>34318803Tell me it was in a tent in Boise National Forest and you just described my sons conception.
>>34318807>long answer with outlandish examples trying to disprove a common sense statement100% clanker.
>>34318817Very cringe
women do boners gross you out?
>>34318498M, white, super white, like need sunscreen in March white. Have Iranian wife, know too many Iranians, have love/hate relationship with Persians. Iranians do not have big titties, they trend towards b-c cups and have thick thighs and glutes, not in a gross black women way but not in the way most people are expecting.
I may be ugly
from male to female:I want to know if it is possible for me to get a gf without making my partner suffer cuz I cant manage to care about people, cuz i basically have devolved into an schizoid version of myself, cuz i can barely make eye contact before unsettling or upsetting the person, cuz charity in my heart has been removed, cuz I doubt that I have even the capacity to love a human being anymore. Or should I just give up on the idea of having nice relationship and just embrace being celibate for the rest of my life?
>>34318822That's a context dependent thing. Some random guy I don't know is staring at me with a boner? Scary. My boyfriend whose hard for my naked body? Wonderful.
>>34318824"may"?
>>34318823>”Persian” wifeKurds aren’t Persian
>>34318821Hey maybe you’ll get lucky. My spunk is pretty potent. Thank god for hysterectomies.
>>34318474.... No it isn't you made it up right now because it's your weird perverted fantasy troon
>>34318827But at least I can support myself while living alone
>>34318477I had an older Asian lady do that for me when I got one with my bf, I had a hard not laughing because she was going to town. It felt amazing, more ass massages please
>>34318817nice spot to have sex. i want to go to a national park! congratulations on the kid. did you notice it like do men always know if they cum inside a woman even if barely? because i told him later what happened and all he said was a "wee woo" ambulance noise and that he would be more careful next timein the past he's had bad baby fever and would talk to me about his dreams concerning fatherhood, his eyes light up in conversation. he told me he believes in her body her choice but ended up telling me if he had a say he would keepso idk if "wee woo" was a positive/negative response with humor dashed in
>>34318832can you?
>>34318837I like how you get away with this because you’re attractive
>>34318836Is this the guy that's still married to another woman? The absolute state of you.
Femanons, do bald guys got a chance?Thanks.
>>34318838Yes
>>34318843lying is a sin, anon.
>>34318840technically not married but yes and we are in a defined relationship now.
>>34318845Ok
Femanon slowly circling the thumb around your butthole while you watch some show laying on your belly, a good way to pass the time?
>>3431880510/10I don't even care if it's a stranger doing it.
>>34318851Eww no, stay away from my butt.
>>34318851I don't understand buttstuffYou poop from there.
>>34318836>Do men notice?Yes. You can get pregnant from precum which no they wouldn’t know that but generally there’s a pretty obvious clenching sensation when a dude busts. The issue is the closer we get to busting a nut generally the less control we have. I basically black out mentally 45-60 seconds out.>WeewooOh shit moment. Neither positive or negative. They’re called pregnancy scares for a reason.>He wants to be a dadWish granted. Unless he’s got lazy swimmers.>Her body her choiceYou’re being nice so I’ll be nice and not say anything
>>34318855And men pee from their penises but it's still used for sexual behaviors.
>>34318851only if femboy androgynous twink is doing it to me
>>34318753I don’t know much about the site back then ur why would you still stay? It’s just full of porn and pedophiles now.
>>34318857>You can get pregnant from precumSo tired of this meme
Depressed female here, how do I get tall handsome moids to pity and dote on me
>>34318855Disgusting. The female rectum was put there by God for Mormon premaritals and nothing else.
>>34318862Force of habit, it's like staying in your ghetto neighborhood after all your ghetto gangster friends are driven out by high cost of living and a bunch of rich white gays move in.
I should be alone for the rest of my life
>>34318858Pee is objectively less yucky than poop
>>34318864Im 185 cm but mid, is that good enough?
>>34318864be cute and sad with a drizle dazzle of hope in you. works for me, about to buy myself a purse with his hard earned moolah
>>34318864Post this stuff on 4chan
being an 8/10 male is great
>>34318869What is your BMI, vocal pitch, and hair line like
>>34318873can you post examples of 8/10 men in your opinionyes i am judging
>>34318864t. Tranny
>>3431886341% of precum contains sperm leftover from previous ejaculation. Another fun fact is sperm can survive in the female reproductive tract for 5 days so they can sneak in later even if the initial strafing run fails.
>>34318866Why not go someplace else then?
>>34318864>tallFuck off
>>34318877Take a piss and clear your tubes
Well I just took the shit. It was messy. As expected.
>>34318873>8/10>0.8 on normalized scale>the equation for female attraction on normalized scale is y = x^3>0.8^3 = 0.512>you are actually barely above a 5/10Grim.
>>34318883Yeah we are all ugly unlovable chuds except qt
>>34318881Limited effectiveness. The pull out method even without human error has a 4% failure rate for this reason. So anonette has roughly a 1/20 chance of being pregnant.
>>34318875the women here said i was an 8/10 so you'll have to ask them
>>34318745I like to lurk here because it makes me realize all the guys I keep rejecting is worth it, it’s an appeasing activity to see loser moids and how they interact with us.
>>34318857>Yes.so do you think there is a possibility he purposefully came in me a little? he usually tell me when he's about to bust or mentions trying to control it/last longer and this time he stayed still inside after thrusting, said that and tried to stay still longer inside me but couldn't and that's what happened>lazy swimmershe might, he's wondered about it with his other partner but he gives me conflicting info like they had been trying to conceive to saying they would get an abortion, so idk if he really wants that with her anymore. he's told me i would make a good mother. >You’re being nice so I’ll be nice and not say anythinguh oh what did i do? can you tell me anyway, i would like to understand
>>34318828I'm not into bestiality so she's not kurdish, she's technically a royal but too far removed to ever matter.
Femanon why don't you do a daily full body skin care routine for a supple irresistible body like those actresses at the red carpet?
>>34318890Despicable
>>34318679Looksmaxxing as in a good diet, regular sleep, exercise, and naturally boosting your hormones as a CHILD (important most retards ignore this) More or less works depending on your genes.Looksmaxxing as it shutting your balls down with steroids and getting plastic surgery doesn't because women CAN LITERALLY SMELL GENETICS.They can smell genetics. They can literally sniff out you're a fraud.
>>34318874Like 32, deep, my hairline is good no thining or bald spots so far
>>34318900>women can smellWhat if I just use perfume then?
Women are darling angels that must be protected
You all misunderstood me on purpose. You're all evil.
women would you date a man that still listens to Juice Wrld?
>>34318904The only empathy I will ever have for a woman is if she’s a mother.
>>34318878>>34318880What's wrong with wanting a tall man to envelop my entire body when he embraces me. You guys don't understand at all>>34318901Not bad besides the obesity
>>34318908Contrary to what /pol/ tells you, I’m not into niggers.
>>34318893>Purposely?Maybe. It does feel awesome. Sometimes the nut just creeps up on you. Sometimes you just don’t have the mental cognition to stop yourself.>Tried it with the other girlYou’re probably fine. Unless she was barren. Then you’re right back to square one.>What did I do?He’s probably lying if he says he believes in “her choice” bullshit. He wants a baby and he’s trying not to republican code because girls think it’s yucky for a guy to not murder their babies. Or he ain’t worth shit as a parent to begin with and then you don’t want him.
>>34318913>What's wrong with wanting a tall man to envelop my entire body when he embraces me.These threads are filled with seething incels. That's why they're upset.
My gf got mad that I made breakfast for us after morning sex without washing my hands, well, mostly because I didn't tell her that I didn't wash my hands. My reply was that if her pussy is clean enough for my lips then my fingers are clean enough to cook foodWho was in the wrong here?
>>34318914Where did you get that opinion? Your dad? Your last boyfriend?
>>34318919It's you and you know it, retard.
>>34318919You for cooking in the first place. Thats her job.
>>34318919You nigga, wash your hands. You might have scratched your ass in your sleep.
>>343189190/10 bait
>>34318913I'm going to kill myself
>>34318925As a dude we do actually do that.
>>34318925Spit and lubricant would've washed that off
>>34318851You shouldn't play with your food. Eat it.>>34318908>women would you date a man that still listens to Juice Wrld?Yes, I occasionally do too.>>34318842>Femanons, do bald guys got a chance?Is he "Mr. Clean" bald, or "can't accept reality" bald?
>>34318930Gross.
I hate myself I hate that I exist
You're so unbelievably disingenuous. Why do I even bother trying to be kind.
Do you think jizz would work as a viable stand in for heavy cream in an omelette?
>>34318937How are we supposed to know who you're talking about
>>34318921I saw what niggers truly were like while visiting my cousins who’s from the south.
>>34318938Try it and find out
>>34318885LollNo I don't want to draft anyone into my suicide. I've been thinking about this a lot recently.I want to livestream it to you guys but somebody else would probably have to pay for the stream.Cliff jumping seems safest here in the uk. April Beachy Head seems like the best be.Just want to see my family once more before I do it. I want to see my mum and siblings for Easter and make the most with them. ))): then I'll kill myself.I've thought about it a lottt and suicide is the only good solution.I'm sorry to be so blatant here but it could be some fun content at least. XD>>34318885We're unlovable chuds who should dieI'm sure women irl would hate me if they got to know me and realised I'm a pathetic incel loserWe all just need to die. I'm slicing my wrists with a Gillette razor rn then gonna nap lol. Nite babzz xx
I am not attracted to women who say the n word
>>34318943Why are you doing this to yourself? You deserve to be loved, including loving yourself
>>34318944Same. Racist women are so ugly
It's realistic to expect my future gf to have thighs of this caliber
>>34318939The meanie it pertains to, knows.
Women would you let a guy do this to you?>>>/v/734422689
>>34318950I’m not into anime pedophilia
>>34318947>Swimsuit inside a saunaWhat the fuck
>Never let your gf know your insecuritiesIs this true?
>>34318952That's true. We all know about this because of that educational Finnish influencer.
>>34318954depends on the gf and the insecurities for the average man dating the average woman, it's true
>>34318946A loyal ugly racist woman is worth more than an attractive reddit whore.
>>34318954Give her a nothingburger. It'll make her feel supportive without her actually having to support anything
>>34318945I just need another job desu so I can *earn* the money for a humble suicideI don't want to die as a scrougerIf anyone knows of any good spots near the Yorkshire humber area, please lmk so I can jump though that'd be great.Live streaming seems excessive desu I'll just make some heartfelt and funny vocas lol. >Why are you doing this to yourselfI'm bipolar 1 and tired of living. That's all there is to it. I'd be far happier dead than alive. It really is as simple as that.Tbh, if I charge my phone tonight, I could do it tomorrow. I'd just need some money and directions.
>>34318960>out of nowhere, Anon imagines himself being cheated on
>>34318944>>34318946What if they're black?
>>34318960no
>>34318962>tumbrKek
>>34318915how big or little would this maybe be in you/a guy's perspective? because he never said anything about it after sex, i bought up what happened later>barrenshe told me she miscarried when she was a young teen(not with him), so i am wondering if that matters. >He wants a baby and he’s trying not to republican codei wonder about this since he grew up more right wing/conservative in his earlier years. i have no data on if he would be a good dad since he doesn't have kids. just has mentioned having baby fever to me sometimes and i wonder if he is testing the waters by mentioning it? i think he would have to work on his perspective/self esteem of himself to be a better parent but what he says about how he would go about it seem nice. we even like the same name for a boy we found out in a hypothetical of us having kids(in general not together)
>>34318963It happens more than you think.
>>34318954No you should in fact be willing to let your girlfriend know about your insecurities and not let yourself buy into bullshit by doomer men.
>>34318964who tf wants to date female uncle ruckus?
>>34318940>Suthun niggazThe absolute bottom tier of humanity ignorant ass trash entirely unintelligible and proactively seek out a reason to chimp out on whitey and they always travel in packs>Eez Cos niggazGenerally much more quiet solitary and standoffish. They will be rude but rarely seek the conversations that lead to opportunities to be rude. They are usually more dangerous towards each other than whites but still the human equivalent of land mines.>Wex COZZ niggasThe most hysterical and feminine of the niggaz genus. They’ll wear skinny jeans and a denim vest with flare on it and try to act hard but rest assured this is just posturing as the Wex COZZ sub-species are the softest zestiest of all niggaz having essentially been comprised of societal cast offs from the other two subspecies. This caste are currently the subject of a study aiming to disprove hybrid vigor.
When women say they hate all men does that also include george floyd?
>>34318972ntaWhite nationalists.
femanons, how saggy are your boobs?
>>34318974Nigga why are you still thinking about that one twitter screenshot from 6 years ago?
>>34318974George Flyod once threatened a pregnant woman. I'm glad he's dead.
>>34318974Kek
Men, how big is your dick?
>>34318974I think this bait is better suited for twitter
>>343189815 inches
>>34318973What about miwest niggaz
>>343189815" length x 5" girthnow answer my question>>34318976
>>34318976Could be better, could be worse.
>>34318945This is how they treat attractive men
>>34318967I think he’s just busting loose and doesn’t really care. Congratulations. You’re officially trying as a couple.>MiscarriageMy mom had four. One before each successful pregnancy. It means very little.>Were picking namesGirl you know damn well you’re both trying to have a baby. Enjoy the ride. Enjoy your sleep while you can.
>>34318981I have a small one unfortunately but at least my height makes up for it.
>>34318991>but at least my height makes up for it.You cant put your height inside her pussy...
>>343189816.3 inches in length, 5.7 in girth. I genuinely don't understand how someone can have a thinner dick than 5.7 inches, that's pencil territory. Same applies to length, how are you supposed to get a girl pregnant if you can't go deeper than that?
>>34318966Ikr lol my life is a laughing stock.....Anyway I will wait for my job seekers on Tues then kill myself. I have a solid plan. I can post here if you guys would like for the lulz else I'd rather do it in silence desu.I just can't be a part of this world anymore and I've never been more sure of anything than this.
Why are women so evil?
>>34318981Obviously blood flow creates variation but when measured with a respectable stiffy I got 5 7/8.
>>343189817in long 5.5 in girth at the base.
>>34318938No but if you gather enough you might be able to scramble it. It's similar to an egg substitute.
>>34318981M, unironically 7" but it doesn't matter because I'm a weird incel loser.I
>>34318989?
>>34318950Yeah, >him.
>>343189818 inch x 5.5 girth, pencil
>>34318996Do you also hate women who are anti-abortion, or are they fucked because women who support abortion exist? Also what are your thoughts on men who are fine with abortion?
do girls like shemales or futanari?
>>3431899290% of my time would be spent elsewhere than sex.
>>34318976They can touch my bellybutton if I stretch them, but they bounce right back to position.
>>34318966Sorry for shitposting so much tonight but I'm just so fucking depressed and suicidal. I want to commit suicide so badly and this is my main goal rn and I have a plan for Tues. Why the fuck would any non-normie like us want to live???
>>34318996notice how they conveniently left out financial constraints as a reason
>>34318996Part of me doesn’t support abortion because I think it’s murder, but at the same time, do I really give a fuck if some crack head or welfare queen decides to off their baby? Less retards in the gene pool.
>>34318996Bait everyphono will fall for
>>34318985Small pockets of widely varying packs are known to exist in the Midwest. The largest and most dangerous are the Chicagorillaz. These are known for being quite like the Eez Cozz in demeanor but as violent as the Suthunas are towards whites at each other. Scientists have declared the herd a “self selection anomaly” and consider their existence a transient one as they exterminate themselves. Not unlike the Cordoba Fighting Dog that went extinct because the females were so canine aggressive they wouldn’t allow males to breed them.
and I thought female BPDemons were badlol
You have been dropped onto Ellesmere island, Nunavut, Canada. And you will die in this cold, desolate hell.
Do you remember black skies? the lightning all around you?
>>34318993That's a propper cock ya got there.
>>34319017With what happend with Turkey tom, I would never date a BPDemon for a long-term relationship. They do give great sex though.
>>34319002You’re only nice because qt is attractive
>>34319008>do girls like shemales or futanari?I like futa
>>34318992Being a short dick Chad is worth more than being a large dick ugly incel.
>>34319020One time I saw the clouds swirling around in a storm starting to form a tornado at my grandparents house. No tornado formed though.
>>34318981exactly 8 inches, havent fuck yet, still a virgin, I wish i had that Rasputin's charm to attract ladies
>>34319022What happened to that guy? I remember watching him break down what happened with Destinys stalker and melting down because he was so attracted to her crazy ass.
i need to learn to just never engage with you in any way ever again
I've never seen an 8 incher before...
>>34319032it looks pretty unimpressive
>>34319024Why?
>>34319032You can google them
>>34319026Moids need to realize that most women do not think of what’s inside your pants everyday of the week.
>>34319036Yeah they think about what’s in your wallet.
