In a quiet little corner of the vast internet super highway, there exists a thread of lonely men asking a couple young women inane questions, instead of just talking to women In the real life. You’d think such a reality could not be real. However, there is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call "The Twilight Zone".Last>>34363895
What do you do with your existence?
>>34366769idk what should I be doing rn
>>34366770idk
Moids, are you even jealous of the redpillers wives? Why would you want to listen to them if you're not going to suck them off?
>>34366773ok well I'm going beddy byes cause almost 3amwuu2>>34366774>are you even jealous of the redpillers wivesno I just pity them for having to live with complete tossers
>>34366769nuthin'. (You) ?
>>34366769Tell people about Pharmacy Benefit Managers.https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11482839/
>>34366766Wishing every virgin man itt a good day
>>34366783thx anon :D
speaking of indians, wonder what this legend is up to now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2zEqSCD7F4
GenderWhat are your thoughts on generative AI?
>>34366788M, crock of shite that is making people more stupid and creatively bereft
https://youtu.be/KbfJM7eMnBM
>>34366758asking for this again
Virgin menWhy don't you get pale pecs and abs for women to ogle at?
>>34366794>women to ogle at?I only want one woman to lust for me. >why not? Idk how to.
>>34366794Do you know how much work that is? I can put in the work to get down to a non fat weight, but going from 15% body fat to pretty much anything below that is a monumental task.
>>34366794Too short and ugly. And I have bad pec genes
Girls: Have you ever done the poly-amorous thing? My ex from a year ago wants to get back together but have things be poly. I have no idea what to make of this or how I should feel about it.>inb4 male anons throw in their 2cents unprompted
>>34366800NAGDONT DO ITNOT WORTH IT
>>34366788M. I think that, it objectively opens up the possibility for many things. People who are bad at art can give form to their ideas or get feedback on their creative works from a smart source with access to lots of info. Practically, it really is 99.9% fucking slop. Not only is it mainly used for just bullshit, but the way it's programed to agree with you, the mistakes it makes, the tone, etc., it all make it an underwhelming product. >>34366800That's disgusting No cents for you because I'm jewish tho.
>>34366800Lmfao
>>34366802>>34366803>male replies as usualevery time kek. do women even use these threads?
>>34366802>>34366803>>34366804Jokes on you niggas, I have 6cents now. Thanks for the money suckers.
>>34366805Yeah, there were several in the last one and seem to be a couple in this one.
>>34366806I didn't give you any cents! You can't take them from me, they're MINE!
>>34363492>State gender.>If you were offered a part in a movie or show that included a sex scene, would you take the role?Only if it doesn't involve cunnilingus since that's cuckolding by proxy
>>34366806You have 4 cents dumbass. Lern2count
>>34366805Women just don't reply to that guy
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
>>34366810This poster is male >>34366802This poster started with M >>34366803This poster says Male >>34366804That's 6cents you owe me motherfucker.
>>34366794I'm pale and I have both, just no excuse to take my shirt off. I thought women preferred tans anyway?
>>34366816Take it off now
This looks like a job for a Man.
>>34366814>>34366803>No cents for you because I'm jewish thoThis nigga
>>34366794Bc I'm tan and it's too cold here to walk around topless and I don't want to be ogled or work out
To say I’m sad would be an understatement
>>34366820Ah shit
>>34366783thanks!
>>34363492M, realistically, only if I could have a body double or somethingEven if it was pretend I'd probably find it gratuitous and the kind of film I wouldn't be interested in making anyway desu
Why so serious?
To say I'm gay would be an understatement
>>34366824MINE!
Women would you date a guy who uses the word deadass
>>34366823What are you sad about anon? Feel better soon xDepresso club>>34366792Classic
>>34366818I'm drying off, so it technically is. But there are no women here.
>>34366800Was technically in a long distance open relationship but really it was only because when I tried to break up with him he cried I didn't actually try to maintain a relationship with him while fucking other people I thought I could like, wean him off me. But that only would have worked if someone else wanted to fuck him. Live and learn I guess. Say no
>>34366834I'd come if you posted it ;)
>>34366783Thank you
>>34366835I forgot to mention that distance is a factor. I'm living in another city for work for the next 2 years.
>>34366837Gay
>>34366827https://youtu.be/qrAXRSBv-co?si=xlNrueGer5VzPx8B
>>34366831Why would I date a gay man?
>>34366837>I'd come if you posted it ;)Which meaning are we talking about?
>>34366839Okay, doesn't change my advice thoSay no
>>34366835>Was technically in a long distance open relationship but really it was only because when I tried to break up with him he cried I didn't actually try to maintain a relationship with him while fucking other peopleDid he get jealous?
Women, thoughts on kiss attacking your moid
>>34366794I am trying to get pecs, but I only want my future wife to ogle at them
>>34366832I want sex but no woman wants me
>>34366850Obviously.I did a shitty thing and tried to get him to hate me but even after I pulled the shit I did he STILL didn't want to break up so I dumped him and had to leave my own fucking apartment for like an hour to get him to go home.
>>34366809>>If you were offered a part in a movie or show that included a sex scene, would you take the role?No, I'd probably get hard, which would be too embarrassing for me. And could potentially creep her out.
>>34366846Post it and find out
>>34366856>I did a shitty thing and tried to get him to hate meWhat do you mean?
Something is very seriously wrong with my brain today.
>>34366794I greatly dislike exercising or being the center of attention
>>34366861She didn't have the balls to dump him and just kept doing worse things to try and force him dump her instead. Pretty standard thing women do actually.
>>34366854Well, what have you tried so far, what steps are you taking?Sometimes I think sex would be cool but then I remember I don't like meeting people so just fap and nap bro
>>34366835>>34366856I need a femme fatale in my life...
>>34366866Bro dodged a giant red flag lmaoEvery polyfag I've met/talked to has been batshit insane
>>34366867I’ve done nothing so far
>>34366869Need to check her post again bro. She wasn't actually poly, she was just using that as a way to get dumped but he still wanted to stay with her through it.
I want her back. It's been a year and I truly don't give a fuck any other women at all. I only want her. Why can't she see that? Does she think about me at all? I need her.
>>34366809FYes. I've worked with people in the movie industry. M rated scenes are way less involved than porn is to film.
>>34366861Broke a rule. Had sex with someone he knew that he asked me specifically not to. The fact that they were physical opposites made him insecure on top of the awkwardness of it. The lesson there is that trying to make people do things is stupid and you should just use your words.
>>34366875They were both morons desu for not just dumping the other sooner>>34366874>done nothing to try to get laid>"no woman wants me" Many such cases>>34366878I have more respect for porn actors desu cause they actually work for that paycheck
>>34366879>I'd rather break his heart and fuck someone he doesn't like than just tell him it's overWomen are vile creatures
>>34366803Hey, no antisemitism in my thread!
>>34366879>The fact that they were physical opposites made him insecure on top of the awkwardness of itBuff black guy?
>>34366876If women are anything like us, you'll pop into her head when there are reminders of some kind. There are some movies and shows I can't watch anymore because they remind me of her, and I imagine it's probably the same for her too. I probably ruined her favorite movie since I got some nice and old rare merch for her birthday once that she adores.>>34366880>They were both morons desu for not just dumping the other soonerPretty much. Something I've noticed with women over the years through my own experience and others is there are some that do not want to be the one who dumps someone and want to be dumped instead, so they do some crazy shit to try and make it happen. I honestly couldn't say why that is, maybe it's a fear of conflict or maybe it's because they get pity from others if they're dumped, who really knows.
>>34366879Did the other guy tell him?
>>34366884I'm sorry, but I really hope I pop into her mind. I'm greedy.
>>34366878Do guys get boners during those scenes?
>>34366769Fake and gay
what jokes are appropriate in a relationship?can you sayI'd never have your kids, but you'd be a great dadlike, is that even a joke?
>>34366869>>34366875I wouldn't say they're insane. Maybe delusional. I just recently watched a poly marriage implode over a non committal fuckboy type dude who rents a room from the couple. Was fascinating but I could never. I can't even handle talking to more than one guy at a time I don't know how they deal. >>34366881I never said I didn't like the other dude lol. Wouldn't date him but he was very very pretty.I genuinely thought that if I was a piece of shit then he would "get over" me and not try to talk to me all day every day even though I kept insisting that we should create space and see less and less of each other. He was not about it. I had never been dumped before I didn't understand the mindset he was in AT ALL. Wouldn't do it now but hey you make mistakes with your second boyfriend ever.
>>34366892>all of this cope to rationalize whore behavior
>>34366876I know the feeling, I miss my ex too
>>34366800Cake and Eat it Too ultraworthless foid cock huzzling behavior. Say "no way"
>>34366883No, just way taller than him.>>34366887I did.Did you forget the part where I was trying to get him to hate me? I'm sure he does now now that he's had the time to reflect. I hope I didn't fuck him up for life that was not my intent. My intent was my personal peace but I didn't think that plan through very well.
>>34366800>Have you ever done the poly-amorous thing?No, I love freely, but I also love fully. That means I don't share my partner, and I don't share my love for them.>>34366851>thoughts on kiss attacking your moidAlways let your partner know how much you love them, and never miss a chance to show it. Especially men, because they never say it, but that's the kind of shit they live for.>>34366879Sometimes I think I'm a bad person, then I read shit like this and figure I could be worse. >>34366891>like, is that even a joke?No, and calling it that is nothing more than plausible deniability.
>>34366882Heard a joke once. Two jews were walking past a church and saw a sign out front "Five dollars if you convert" they wonder if it's true so one of the jews goes in to check out it. Some time later he comes out and the other jew asks "Well, did you get five dollars???" and he says "Ugh, you jews are all the same."
>>34366884>through my own experience and others is there are some that do not want to be the one who dumps someoneGuess I'm lucky that all the girls I dated just promptly dumped me lol>>34366892>I wouldn't say they're insane. Maybe delusionalIsn't delusionality a form of insanity
>>34366851Stop making me feel sad about my virginity
>>34366894Rationalizing would imply justifyingWhat you're reading is an explanation silly
>>34366882Plap
A one for the moneyTwo for the showThree get read NOW GO GO GO!
>>34366892NTA but I've done a bit of the poly thing. You can balance others, but everyone needs to be in the game so to speak. I think anything like a third living in with people is really fucking weird. My whole poly experience was you can hookup and all that but you don't treat them like a second relationship. It's a physical thing only.Marriage is where I have no idea how things would go though. If it were me, that would be the closing point.>>34366900>Isn't delusionality a form of insanityEveryone is delusional about something to some degree, the only difference is what it is compared to others.
>>34366902Get off ya ass and go get some damn penis.
>>34366898They made that character a million times prettier and the end of that film.
>>34366882It's true! I keep all my pennies. >>34366902I want to breed you.
>>34366907She already tried to but rejected him because they were the same height
>>34366892I said he didn't like the guy, not you. And I'm saying you're a piece of shit for playing with some guy's feelings instead of just using your words. It doesn't even have to do with being dumped or the fact he's your boyfriend. You're so averse to conflict that you'd rather make your problems worse and make other people deal with them than just confront them and be done with them, and that's a sign of serious immaturity.
>>34366899That’s a joke my dad would tellOne time he told this joke about the Nazis >a old Jewish man is at a checkpoint to escape Germany, the guard is confiscating all the gold and silver>guard: sir why do you have three silver dentures?>Man: Oh well one is for when I eat meat and the other is for when I eat dairy >Guard: and what about the third?>Man: it’s for when I want to eat some pork Jews are not very funny
>>34366899Some people call that theft some call it inheritance.
>>34366907You think I don’t want some? It’s all I think about other than school. Christ
>>34366914>Jews are not very funnyYou dare say this while accusing others of antisemitism? It's a shanda!
>>34366917Have you considered acquiring a soul?
>>34366900>Isn't delusionality a form of insanityEh yeah you could say that. I think of it as something softer than full on insanity like at least what they're trying to do is feasible in theory it's not like they think they can birth kittens out of their dicks you know what I mean?>>34366906Okay thank you for weighing in because I thought it was weird. Like it was kind of a fucked up situation since fuck boy guy was living in his car (and I actually do like the guy he's pretty cool this whole thing is just stupid) so I think the partner that wasn't fucking him felt like they were kind of stuck between looking like an asshole and letting this dude that your wife spends more time with than you already move into your house. Was fucked.>>34366912He didn't dislike him either. He just asked me not to have sex with him because he knew him through school and he was hot. >serious immaturityNo shit I was like 23 or something. This happened almost a decade ago you're basically angry at a person who doesn't exist.
>>34366917Come get mine then.
>>34366919No because my goal is to get a job and become a pretty corporate drone
Femanons, Do you notice when a moid has a feminine typing style? Do you have any thoughts if you do notice it?
>>34366897>I'm sure he does now now that he's had the time to reflect. I hope I didn't fuck him up for life that was not my intent. My intent was my personal peace but I didn't think that plan through very welMaybe he's just a cuck?
>>34366925I have never noticed thatOne time I used an ai to detect my typing style cause my friend shared it and it said I have female typing style apparently. Not too sure what that means
>>34366860>Post it and find outMaybe next time.
>>34366927If what I did turned him into a cuck I deserve jail time so I sure fucking hope not. No one needs to be making more of them.
>>34366920>you're basically angry at a person who doesn't existThe fact that you're still grasping at straws to justify breaking someone's trust shows you haven't matured at all. I don't buy poly relationships at all, but whether or not you thought it was real, he did and you told him it was real, and you stepped over boundaries you said you wouldn't so that he'd break things off instead of breaking things off yourself. There's no difference between that and>I tried breaking up with my boyfriend but he was sad and it was awkward so I didn't>I'll just fuck his best friend so he breaks up with meand yet you're acting like it was no big deal. Grow up.
>>34366924Have you ever seen the Christine Chubbuck movie?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grpEVD0TU8U
>>34366898>Especially men, because they never say it, but that's the kind of shit they live for.n-no you!
I have long hair but I'm balding. It's noticeable. Should I kms?
>>34366928it means chat gpt knows ur a femcel
I’m in love but live too far away from her. This is dogshit
>>34366939Shave it off and get jackedIts time to Johnny Sins maxx
>>34366933Where are you seeing this justification? I've been pretty clear about it being a shitty thing to do I think you're just triggered. It was a decade ago. It is no big deal. If every bad thing someone did still bothered them as much as the day they did it nobody would be able to function.
>>34366932Lol. I'd bet money he is now.
>>34366920Yeah that whole thing is weird. Like I said, poly is really where you just hookup with others and have fun, having someone live with you or be your second girlfriend/boyfriend is way too bizarre. Everyone likes sex and you can do that with other people (weekend away cheating and hooking up with people whose names you don't know has proven has been throughout history), but you can only really love one person and I think it's somewhat of a delusion to think you can have 3 wives and love them all equally.
>>34366948There’s a popular regular poster here who’s got a boyfriend and a girlfriend, and she wants to raise a kid in a three-parent household.Makes me want to tear my hair out thinking about it
>>34366943>I've been pretty clear about it being a shitty thing to do I think you're just triggered.NTA. Cuckolding is a sore subject among anons.
>>34366943You're very clearly not bothered at all by being a member of the cheater's club. Once a cheater, always a cheater, no matter what type of cheating it is. Good luck to whatever poor guys have to deal with you in the future.
>>34366949She's a mentally ill cousin fucker in a cucked threesome with her ex and her ex's boyfriend, that kid is going to get bullied to suicide
>>34366891That's an insult.>you could be useful but nah
>>34366906>Everyone is delusional about something to some degreeYou could argue that everyone is insane to some degree then>>34366948>Everyone likes sexRIP asexuals>>34366951Agreed, she doesn't sound remorseful at all lol, yikes
Moids, why do you make dating so hard for women? Why can't you just date with intention and meaning instead of looking for your next quick fuck? We're tired of being the only sex that is coming to the table for a real relationship.
>>34366925I don't care
>>34366956I do not want to fuck you.
>>34366949It ain't for me man, I don't know how anyone could do it. I've been in the poly world for a decade and I know some poly couples, but they'd never do any shit like that. If it's the poster I'm thinking of too, I'm pretty sure that she was groomed by the boyfriend and doesn't even get to leave the house without being accompanied by him and her mother (which is really creepy).>>34366955Asexuality is real but EXTREMELY rare. It's been taken on by edgelords and incels/femcels for a long time now, as a sort of "well I didn't want sex anyway" cope.
>>34366951I'd date her 2bh. yjk the sex must be insane. she's probably a goth baddie too
>>34366956>fake long lashes>shiny lips>nailsShe legit looks like a prostitute.
>>34366948The "weekend getaway" type thing at least makes sense to me even though I'd never actually do it. Having a second boyfriend feels shitty but the weirdest thing of all to me is throuples. I would be constantly paranoid that they enjoy being with each other more than either of them enjoys being with me.>>34366950Understandably so. It's gross.>>34366951>repeatedly says how it was a shitty thing I shouldn't have done>not botheredThink what you want to think I guess?>>34366961No simping, bad.
>>34366963>with these three simple steps, you too can become a prostitute to extremely blind and retarded men.
>>34366956I dated "with intention" in my 20s and got married
Once a raw onion eater, always a raw onion eater.
I’d rather post my boobs again than study for this quiz
When ugly girls are aggressive (sexually) towards me, does that mean I'm attractive or they think Im a slut?
>>34366953That’s her ex? Holy cannoli
>>34366960>If it's the poster I'm thinking of too, I'm pretty sure that she was groomed by the boyfriend and doesn't even get to leave the house without being accompanied by him and her mother (which is really creepy).NTA. It's JH. Who are you thinking off?
>>34366970Get some more meat on you so they look fuller.
>>34366956I always had the opposite problem with dating desu where girls either only wanted casual sex or wanted to rush into sex
>>34366970I wouldn’t mind looking at boobs on the computer, but you should study too. There’s time for both.
>>34366970Get to postin
>>34366963How to spot a sheltered white man>Sees latina woman>Omg a hooker
>>34366976Yeah, same here.
>>34366980I'm literally from south america.
>>34366970get your flapjacks out of my thread
>>34366975I’m 160 5’10” I don’t need and more meat
>>34366960>If it's the poster I'm thinking of tooThat anon's referring to jh, a different poster kek>Asexuality is real but EXTREMELY rareTrue, but there are a lot of people who don't want or like sex for other reasons, be it trauma, neurodivergence etc.
>>34366965>The "weekend getaway" type thing at least makes sense to me even though I'd never actually do it. Having a second boyfriend feels shitty but the weirdest thing of all to me is throuples. I would be constantly paranoid that they enjoy being with each other more than either of them enjoys being with me.Yeah, that's where poly sort of gets the rep. There are those weirdo couples that have an extra boyfriend/girlfriend but I think the majority if poly really are just the "hooked up on the weekend" types (or at least that was myself and all the poly couples I've known over the years). I did know of one couple where there was a second boyfriend living with them and I thought it was some sick shit, and it didn't even last 2 months before it all came apart badly.>>34366973Yeah not JH then, some other creepy posters who got banned (and arrested I think? He would sometimes post about hitting her as I recall). It was a husband and wife but the husband would oversee her posts since she wasn't allowed to do shit without his oversight. Very scary stuff.
>>34366984Yes, you do. You're taller than me...
>>34366982Every woman you see is a hooker then so I can see why you'd be confused.
>>34366984if his height doesn’t start w a 3 he isnt a real man
>>34366985>True, but there are a lot of people who don't want or like sex for other reasons, be it trauma, neurodivergence etc.Absolutely, but they don't call themselves asexual as they still have those desires, they're just afraid to be intimate with another person and that's completely understandable.
>>34366983*latkes
>>34366971The think you're easy, not a slut.
>>34366898>plausible deniabilityyeah dog it kinda crushed me. I was open to getting bratty jokes from her, but that one was seriously out of left field. We were on the phone, I just got really quiet after that and didn't want to talk anymore. Not sure how to take it, but then she asked why I was sad, I said bc it was rude, then she told me it was a joke.
>>34366982This just makes the whole situation funnier to me thank you lmao
>>34366984Post meaty jewish thighs. Need a zaftig hebrew style foid.
>>34366994r u saying u got JEWBS?honestly I could go for some rn
>>34366990Nah.>>34366997Why?
>>34366970Lol, what's the quiz on?I guess try to alternate studying with breaks>>34366993Some are afraid, some are just uninterested
>>34366891Dump her.
I'm having back spasms. Why did femanons do this to me?
Men are such assholes. What exactly do they get out of doing something like this?
>>34366999I’m saying she’s got jewbs
>>34366970What's the quiz on?
>>34367001>what is on the quizReal analysis, picrelNot really that impressive looking but real analysis is a proof based course
>>34366936Nta but based, I love this film, Rebecca Hall is great. Really depressing but worth a worthChristine wasn't a "corporate drone" who cared about money and prestige though, she was autistically obsessed with serious journalism and clashed with the station who just wanted sensationalist stories
I slept through the boobs the last two times. Pain
>>34366892how do i get a horny demoness like this?
>>34367003I'm taking out your demons. Give me a second.
I just watched this movie, Clerks, that I guess was popular back in the 90s and was a big hit, but I had never seen it before. Anyways, one of the main characters learns his girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks but only fucked 3 guys.Foids, do any of you have such an imbalance one way or another like that? Have you sucked more dicks or fucked more cocks?
>>34367009>she was autistically obsessed with serious journalism and clashed with the station who just wanted sensationalist storiesIs this true or just something they made up for the movie to give it a theme?
>>34367004They're either open, or she read too much into the interaction. It definitely wasn't a "power move."
>>34367013you know I never thought of that, every girl who has sucked my dick, I have also fucked. How could I not? I went to a girl specifically to get my dick sucked by her, because she was good at it, but I thought, fuck it I'll fuck her too.So it's always been confusing for me how she did that.
>>34367008I'm a BA major so this is too advanced for me.
Other women literally look repulsive to me when I think of my oneitis.
>>34367011You could try hanging out at the bus station closest to a nice psych inpatient facility
>>34367013I knew a girl who said she fucked 11 guys and sucked over 100. My guess is mental illness.
Why doesn't kittenposter get with one of the math phds ITT?
I would like to have a good wife and kids, but I literally just want to wander the planet and not sit down in a cubicle saving for "retirement".Bro fucking imaging living a life where your last period of life is named for when you're done working for some stupid fucking idiot.
>>34367014They made it up. Women don't have autism
>>34367013I've sucked a handful of dicks I haven't fucked. But I probably also fucked some without ever sucking. I bet it evens out it's probably off by 3 ish either way.
>>34367023>Why doesn't kittenposter get with one of the math phds ITT?I don't have my PhD yet. But she's too self obsessed for me.
>>34367022Over 100!? Fucking how? And she only fucked 11?
i wonder if misery p will ever forgive me for being mean to her one mysterious time ago
>>34367026>I've sucked a handful of dicks I haven't fuckedWhy though, isn't a suckable dick also a fuckable one?
>>34367025>Women don't have autismWell what the fuck is wrong with me then?>>34367022Was it at least for money? Wtf.
>>34367022I have a hard time believing someone would suck that many dicks exclusively for free.
>>34367013can't watch this scene without thinking of the korra edit
I'm a sinner, ring my bell
>>34367031>Well what the fuck is wrong with me then?Tits too smol.
>>34367025See I told you guys I’m not autistic, it’s just not biologically possible
You know why
>>34367035For me, it's In the Fade
>>34367030Sometimes it just doesn't work out like that. Idk if everybody finishes before the main event and you don't see each other ever again it happens. And then there's the thing with my step brother but we're not getting into that today.
>>34367034I had never seen that before. That is edit is pure gold!
>>34367040CCCCC CO CAINE
>>34367036And this presents identically to autism? But they're medium this is completely unfair.
>>34367037sometimes i wonder if pics like this are real and not shopped/ai genned. because in what world would a cat consent to this
>>34367014Made up. She was struggling with dating and having kids according to people that knew her, which could be an autism thing, but her job wasn't part of why it happened.
I took a photo I thought was a masterpiece and then when I got home and looked at it on the computer it looked like shit. My life is over. I failed.
>>34367028Or so she claimed.>>34367033Well, she has an OF now. But 10+ years ago I think she was just a slutty headcase.
>>34367041wtf why'd you suck off your stepbrother?
>>34367046It's really not that hard to stack things on cats
I can't let go
Best souffle attempt yet.
>>34367046There's a gun pointed at the cat just offscreen.
>>34367041>And then there's the thing with my step brother but we're not getting into that today.Wew lad!Is there an archive of the story?
>>34367054Are souffles like in the cartoons where they collapse if you breathe too loud near it?
>>34367051>stepbrotherCome on bro, there is zero relation there.
>>34367024>want to wander the planet and not sit down in a cubicle saving for "retirement"I mean, you do have a choice at the end of the day
>>34367054Impressive, how did you get it to rise so much?
>>34367054Yummy looking. Did you eat it?
>>34367021Are you bipolar?
>>34367064I like this kitty.
>>34367059i mean i'm not judging, thats just a crazy situation to land in and i'm curious how you get to it
>>34367054I'm genuinely impressed and glad that you shared it
>>34367062the shitty thing is, when I do this, I feel alive and good about myself, attracting beautiful women, but when the beautiful women realize I'm just a wandering poor guy, they bail
>>34367046I rest small objects on one of my stupid cat’s stupid heads all the time. Doubt the scarf would go over well though
>>34367053I'm still obsessed with some girl I barely dated a few months ago desu
>>34367014>Is this trueYes it's true and well documented. The screenwriter for the movie also did extensive research and interviews with former colleagues and friends as they wanted to make it accurate>>34367025>Women don't have autismThis retarded attitude is why so many people go under the radar and struggle lol >>34367049You could try editing it...>>34367054Yum, I'm hungry now
>>34367066So funny story, no. But I was treated like I had bipolar II for about a decade. Don't ever let them make you take lithium I don't care what they say is wrong with you.
>>34367076What did the lithium do?
>>34367071I guess you need to try find some sort of balance...>>34367053https://youtu.be/nTlOljFl3Bw?si=UnQq8exkwmSsI3tn
>>34367075>You could try editing itThere's a bunch of distracting stuff behind the subject I didn't notice, and I could edit it out but then I'd feel dishonest about it. I could try another angle next time I'm up where I just was, but the clouds tonight were perfect so I'll have to wait for the next time the conditions are right.
Foids, were you ever into shipping culture?What was your favorite crackship?
>>34367058No, but they do collapse quickly after you take them out of the oven, within a couple of minutes. And them rising properly is really sensitive to things like if you open the oven. The foam isn't as strong as something like a cake. You just have to get the batter consistency right, and make sure you prep the ramekins really carefully or they stick and it screws up the rising.
>>34367041>Sometimes it just doesn't work out like that. Idk if everybody finishes before the main event and you don't see each other ever again it happensI'm a virgin M, but I don't believe guys can't just fuck through their refractory period. It is surely a psyop.
>>34367081>crackshipThat's what they used to call Petey by the 7 eleven before he got knifed up rip big man
>>34367076Can confirm, lithium was ass for me alsoBut it affects everyone differently so I still think it's worth a try>>34367066Nta but my lack of hypersexuality and being virgin makes me think the bipolar diagnosis is wrong and I'm just BPD lol
>>34367084rest in peace to the realest nigga i know
>>34367085>Can confirm, lithium was ass for me alsoWhy was it ass? My grandma was kn it for most of her life. Is lamictal any different?
>>34367085BPD doesn't make you hallucinate though.
>>34367078Well for starters it made my hands shake and made me fat.It should be way more of a last resort med it's just not safe. If they need to test your blood every 3 months to make sure they're not going to accidentally kill you maybe they shouldn't give it to anyone who isn't like, already dying.
>>34367083nta but I definitely can’t. I have to take a break for at least half an hour.
>>34367041>And then there's the thing with my step brotherWhy couldn't he hit? Also, you should be a pornstar.
>>34367083You can but it takes effort, I had an ex that would keep playing with me until I was ready again and it might only be a few minutes. It sometimes felt like my dick was bruised or something though and going for a third round was outright painful to me.
>>34366956Foid enforced foid conformity had killed moid interest in long-term partnering. Foids cope by claiming their pumped and dumped lives a success, or don't
>>34367083>can't just fuck through their refractory periodI don't see how they would. It's soft. It's a mechanical issue not a willpower one. And we might not necessarily hang out until he's ready to go again maybe it was a one and done.>>34367087NtaDifferent but also a mood stabilizer that I've tried.That sucks though. Was she cool?
Hey moids,Would you like a ciggie popsicle?
The Sun is up. Beautiful. Longer days shorter nights. Love to see it.
>>34367089>If they need to test your blood every 3 months to make sure they're not going to accidentally kill you maybe they shouldn't give it to anyone who isn't like, already dying.I hear it delays la petite mort
>>34367081Link x Zelda and Shinji x AsukaI like to be controversial
>>34367092>why couldn't Idk ask himAlso, fuck noIf I wanted to get addicted to hard drugs I could just do that here
>>34367096Reminds me of that woman who murdered her husband by steeping cigarettes in his coffee one morning, giving him a nicotine overdose.
>>34367103Reminds me of that woman that shot her husband in the head while he was sleeping and he woke up the next morning with a headache.
>>34367100for me it was link x malon from ocarina of time
>>34367102He didn't even try? Ffs, bro.
>>34367095>That sucks though. Was she cool?She was a peculiar lady. She found a refuge in religion, which took over her life. And she slept for most of the day. My mom loved her but also resented her a lot. She died before her time and I wish I got to know her more deeply. Before that, I was a child and given the relationship with my mom, there was some distance. I lived with her for a year and she was my friend. We played a lot. I remember her fondly. I wish we got to spend more time together. Is Lamictal any different jn the way it makes you feel? What did Lithium do?
>>34367081No.
>>34367087>Is lamictal any differentYeah very different, my sister's on that one (for bipolar) and works well for her >Why was it assIt just didn't agree with me, had a bad stomach and was sick all the time, shakes, dizziness etc. I saw no improvement after a few weeks. And apparently another close relative also had a bad reaction and some allergy to or whatever to it. But that was just me personally>>34367088I'm not a doctor but I'm pretty sure it can, even if acutely, and that it's quite common alsoAnyway yeah I don't seem to have the prolonged episodes that bipolar people do. I'll go through the whole whirlwind of extreme mood swings in like a single day lol
>>34367106Haha unc
>>34367008Insufferable jargon garbage by elitist blowhards. AI will rip their scam open and in 10 years new students will note the concepts in one easy afternoon.
>>34367111I'm only 26 years old though :(
>>34367097The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful, and so are you.
I HATE blue skies, I want grey skies every day
>>34367110>I'm not a doctor but I'm pretty sure it can, even if acutely, and that it's quite common alsoNvm, you're right. about 30-40% do
>>34367064I think it's mostly just the consistency of the batter They don't rise as well when made with stiffer batter that was more voluminous. >>34367065I did.>>34367070>>34367075ty
>>34367116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQv703YPvms
>>34367112>Insufferable jargon garbage by elitist blowhards. AI will rip their scam open and in 10 years new students will note the concepts in one easy afternoon.Anon, that's already pretty simplified.
>>34367114how are your knees old man
>>34367112Well current machine learning techniques make it impossible for an “”AI”” to do new proofs.
Women, what made the best sex you've ever had the best?
>>34367126I'm not old! stop bullying me :(((
>>34367128One time I used a vibrator and it felt a bit better than average cause it moved, does that count?
>>34367127
>>34367076bpd?
>>34367132ntathanks for another image in the series, didn't know this one existed
>>34367131You make it sound like it was a rental
>>34367134It's the original
>>34367138If you have any more variants you could share I'd appreciate it
>>34367139Why is there a commutativity diagram
>>34367124It's teachable in plain spoken English, but this makes the schizos seethe because it means they couldn't pass around their scribbles pretending they had big boy jobs anymore.
>>34367108>I remember her fondlyWell that's the important partMy mom's mom was kind of a piece of work (mom was in foster care for short periods multiple times as a kid and her dad eventually moved to florida because he narc'd on his coke dealer) but I spent the most time with her out of any of the grandkids and remember my time with her fondly. Why did you live with her for a year? To take care of her or was it for you?If I remember right the dry mouth was not as bad on lamictal as it was on lithium. They made me try so many anti depressants, anti anxiety meds, and anti psychotics that it's hard to keep them all straight especially since it's been so long since I've taken many of them. They both just make you foggy/groggy in my experience.>>34367081My otp is the little roman soldier and cowboy from night at the museum (I am only 80% joking)
>>34367148>otpgreat choice desu
>>34367008real analysis. that's pretty hot. you're a real on kitty poster
guy here, I finally found out what it's like to be treated like a slut and I feel so emptyshe lied to me just to get close to me and fuck me all she wanted, to extract all of my seed and my good energy then she left me empty.
>>34367145It’s just shorthand to turn human language symbolic like algebra. It’s not necessary but it helps with memorization comparison and clarity.
>>34367145>It's teachable in plain spoken EnglishNTACan I get a quick rundown?
>>34367151Been there. It's strange to experience that side of things.
>>34367151What is your question for the opposite gender?
>>34367134>>34367139These two are great lol, I've never seen them before. I should make one about Finite Automata>>34367143Vector embeddings and encoding "meaning"
>>34367151This. It hurts, but incels act like we should be grateful.
>>34367133I don't think so? My working theory is that the combination of autism and ADHD sometimes combine to make it look like BPD when it's just a hyperfixation and some RSD. And after dating a man with diagnosed BPD? Yeah I do not have that shit.
>>34367158My question is simply WHY>>34367160I'd rather be an incel than be used by a hot young intelligent rich bitchi didn't use any money/give her anything expensive, she just fucking sucked out my soul is all.
>>34367128>Women, what made the best sex you've ever had the best?BBC
>>34367159>I should make one about Finite Automataplease do
>>34367164You mean their program on how to please your anglo man?
>>34367163You still have your dick for other women to use right?
>>34367161>after dating a man with diagnosed BPD? Yeah I do not have that shitOut of curiosity what was he like lol>>34367133To each their own but I can't imagine a bpd person doing the whole long distance poly thing so calmly like thatI guess everyone's different but when I'm interested in someone I become obsessed and have zero interest in anyone else
How do you deal with an ex that you have to see every day (dated a coworker against /adv/'s strong advice otherwise)?
I want a woman to take advantage of my penis :(
>>34367169You be mature and avoid as much as possible.
>>34367167Anon’s heart is hurt you harpy
>>34367128Oversimplifying by a lot but: big emotions, extremely attractive (to me) man that said he loved me, 6 and half inch dick, suction on the clit
>>34367170I.... want to take advantage of >his penis.
>>34367159You better make one about finite automata, do cellular automata too please they’re my favorite
>>34367172Are you guys going to kiss him and make it better? :)
>>34367173>6 and half inch dick, suction on the clitIt must've been way bigger if he was able to do both at the same time.
>>34367128I love him very much. His dick is great and he is super hot.
I want to suck on a clit >:x
>>34367177>he hasn't discovered this gadget
That joke was so bad I refuse to give you a (you) for it
Just a little while longer. If I don't get there I don't know what I'll do.
>>34367174b-but mine is bigger!
>>34367183Nah fuck off with that shit give me a mouth. That's a "I live alone and have given up" object.
If women want men to stop watching porn because of all the bad expectations it sets up for real relationships, women need to stop buying robot sex machines and just stick to schlicking.
>>34367115U2
I knocked over my water bottle and now there is water all over my groin area
>>34367150>you’re a real multiplicative identity kitty posterAww shucksHow do you feel about LaTeX?
>>34367169hahahahahha
>>34367148>Why did you live with her for a year? To take care of her or was it for you?Money issues. I take venlafaxine which has been working fine for me. But I'm curious about the mental effects of lithium compared to those of Lamictal.
Kats
>>34367193NTA. I never got into LaTeX, I just used Word's equation editor and it served my purposes. If I were to write proper papers with longer equations I'd probably learn it better.How do you pronounce it?
>>34367107Idk if it was because there were no condoms or what but I'm not about to ask
My number is beyond what you can dial.
>>34367202Thank you vaguely threatening anon
>>34367197Oh yeah, I tried that one too.To be honest with you I didn't experience any mental effects other than sedation and leveling out/apathy. Lithium was worse/more intense.
>>34367202A number beyond human ken? How intriguing.
>>34367208Lean into it, get bigger.
>>34367208Starve
State GenderWhat is your favorite story?
>>34367211MThe story of my life, I hope it never ends.
>>34367210But i did starve myself and it wasn’t enough
>>34367193dunno, i've only ever studied math as a hobby cuz i find it meditative and fun. used to hang around in mcdonalds like a schizophrenic fuck just doing textbook proofs for hours at a time. i used to always attempt a example proofs before looking at the author's proof so i could compare thought processes, if i had gone to college it probably would have been for mathematics desu
>>34367214Do it more
>>34367211You posting good flatties. Good job.
>>34367211MThe Hobbit.
>>34367211mprobably worm and its sequel ward, two web serials about superheroes and politics. some of my favorite characters from any story come from it
>>34367214Have you actually tried counting calories or?
>>34367193Nta but I was a big LaTeX enjoyer (not that kind...) in my college days, used it for most of my project reports and stuff. Overleaf ftw
>>34367211I'm excited for Dun3.
>>34367211FI hate questions like this please give me 3 business days to mull over my answer.I could say something now but I'll think of something better in 20 minutes then change my mind again 6 times before coming back to the 5th thing as my final answer. And then I'll think of something better on Wednesday.
>>34367211I uhh uhh FUCK her armpits are distracting me
>>34367219I've been thinking about getting into worm for a while now but I really really would rather listen to it as an audiobook
>>34367211MPhyllis in invisible cities.
>>34367211MLittle Red Riding Hood>>34367224That's a really long name for a story>>34367227What if the worm crawls into your ear
>>34367219Whos your favorite character(s)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytmXBHm1FeI
>>34367220Yes macros too. I used to eat 600-800 calories a day for around 4 months I thinkI also used to weight my weight daily, I used to average 15lb lost every month
>>34367226hell yeah>>34367230>Little Red Riding Hoodcant tell if this is a joke or not>>34367224just pick the first one that comes to mind>>34367222Is this still all book 1 or has the story made its way to its sequels yet?>>34367228qrd?>>34367218safe choice
>>34367232Well that's not sustainable that's holocaust victim calorie levels. No wonder you failed. You want to be in a deficit but not so lethargic you can't climb a flight of stairs god damn.
>>34367208You gotta become a cardio bunny with a hard to match sex drive.
>>34367232Also measured micronutrients
>>34366800F. No, I'd rather be alone than share my partner with some other girl. I love him with all of my heart and I expect to be loved the same way back.>>34366891Funny ones. That's not a joke, that's just an insult.>>34366971I think every man is a slut desu. So probably both, I'd say.
>>34367232That’s an eating disorder, not a diet
>>34367211MThe Climber (Kokou no Hito)
>>34367235I lost 120lb within 2 years, 70 in 5 months, so I don’t think I failedI did faint a lot though, my doctor said if i didn’t start eating more she’d admit me to psych
>>34367208just stop eating and if you get hungry have coffee and start smoking
>>34367242This picture reminds me of the picture that makes me want to eat Anby's toes.Anyway, that's good though, good job.
>>34367234>just pick the first one that comes to mindMy irrational fear of being wrong about my own personal opinions in front of people is telling me that no stories are good lol. I thought too hard about it already and the first thing that came to mind is wrong but the second thing hasn't come yet. Maybe I'll let you know.
>>34367227i'm pretty sure there are a few unofficial ones, seems like you can even find it on spotify. worm is a little rough around the edges but i really love ward, it focuses on all of my favorite characters and like aspects of worm, its a shame its reception in the community was so controversial (i hear).>>34367231tattletale, hands down. i am prone to schizotypy-esque hypermentalization, and i find her character relatable. that's a fucking cool animation wtf.i don't keep up much with fan productions but i do think about this video sometimes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIXFoAjBZdo
>>34367234>Is this still all book 1 or has the story made its way to its sequels yet?This new one is Dune: Messiah.
>>34367242>I don't think I failed>it wasn't enough You have to pick one. I'd encourage picking the one that makes you feel better about yourself but do what you want ig.
>>34367242Girls shouldn't be too skinny. It's lame. That's why your tits shrunk.
>>34367252>That's why your tits shrunkNta but you're so right and I'll never stop being mad about it. I want to gain 10 pounds but have my boobs look like I gained 30. They were already floppy I kind of fucked myself.
>>34367245I want to do this with some girl one day
>>34367252Yeah lame in your 30s I guess Every girl at my university is rail thin and have flawless skin. I’m so fucking jealous
>>34367247>you can even find it on spotifyGuess I'll log back into my spotify account, thanks
>>34367206I see. Yeah, venlafaxine just numbed me out. Which was a good thing. I describe psych meds as trading off feelings for functionality. If you're mentally ill, your feelings are running wild and prevent you from being able to function normally, thus toning them down is reasonable.
>>34367237>>34367232Good job on trackingYou probably arent too big.Your ass isnt big enough most likely
>>34367211Mvampire hunter D the stuff of dreams.
>>34367255>Yeah lame in your 30s I guessWhat? No. It looks bad. Dainty is cute. But I don't really want to cuddle a skeleton. >Every girl at my university is rail thin and have flawless skin. I’m so fucking jealousSounds awful. Ik you're mentally ill though.
a reminder that skinny women are superior
This shit is so cooked man. Everything is fucked, this whole life is a total write off. The only thing I'm interested in and can look forward to is whatever's on the other side. I need another chance after or something like that man some kind of release or win, it can't be the end. I'm at my wit's end here.
Went to gymWalked up to the cable placeOne girl was already thereShe looked at me, smiled and said hiNot the first time she has done it.She's pretty good looking and in great shape.Im 3/10 ugly gymcel with receeding hairline
>>34367255Does the name Eugenia Cooney mean anything to you?
>>34367234>qrd?Hard to explain, it's a vibe thing. It's a description of a city that is amazing when you first visit with endless things to explore but the longer you stay there the city disappears into just the series of points you visit routinely suspended in a void and things associated with vague memories.>Millions of eyes look up at windows, bridges, capers, and they might be scanning a blank page. Many are the cities like Phyllis, which elude the gaze of all, except the man who catches them by surprise.
Meds Lurk moar
>>34367257I mean yeah that's how they're supposed to work. But when they dull you out but you're still not functional it's just a nightmare.
>>34367254I'm sure you can, but it's almost certainly the kind of thing you'd have to pay for.
>>34367272>Easier to convince girls these days to do anal than to put their toes in my mouthWe live in a society
>>34367266Yeah of course why? I mean she’s like mentally ill is other ways too cause her mom was strict af but she’s still alive
>>34367239love when dumb whores say men are sluts when objectively by every conceivable metric modern women are sluttier
>>34367275>she’s still aliveIs she really
>>34367277I’ve never known a woman who had a roster
>>34367277I know many women who don't have casual sex and don't sleep around, but almost no man who'd reject an opportunity to sleep with someone casually if they were single.
>>34367280YeahWild right?
>>34367280She does not look good.
>>34367283>>34367284I think it's kinda funny how someone like that can keep waking for so long and then my mom who was normal just dies from cancer for no reason. Thanks Yahweh.
>>34367284She looks fine when she's not underweight.
>>34367271Yeah. I mean, they don't fix you, they aren't supposed to. It's like putting a bandaid over a cut so the air doesn't make it burn or it doesn't hurt every time you accidentally press on it. You need a purpose for it and realistic expectations. Not to be happy or suddenly productive, just less unstable or volatile. I understand what you mean though, sometime the effects are just nowhere near the desired ones which turns into a messy situation. I get curious about trying other meds just to see what happens, but it's not worth the risk. I can't drink any alcohol without becoming incredibly dizzy and nauseous. And I keep yawning all the time. Withdrawals are the scariest part. They feel horrible, I've tried it a couple times and it's insane. I start picking at my skin way more, biting my lips until I bleed, vivid nightmares, extremely irritable and anxious, very horny and the physical symptoms are hell. The brain zaps feel like small shocks of derealization.
>>34367281no offense kittenposter but i thought you don't talk to people>>34367282too bad your anecdotal evidence isn't representative of reality
>>34367183Kek every girl I've ever gone out with had one of these and was so embarrassed to own one but it was apparently the only way they could masturbate anymore.
>>34367288>too bad your anecdotal evidence isn't representative of realityMen have more sexual partners than women on average. Are statistics also not representative of reality because "reality" to you is that you personally don't have sex?
>>34367286OK? Currently she looks like a corpse.
>>34367211MShadow SlaveI'm a big fan of how sunny is written and characterized
Is there any woman who likes a submissive man? Do they exist?
>>34367292That's too bad. Before that rapist youtuber guy brought her back into the limelight she seemed like she was doing pretty well.
>>34367291okay, so a small percentage of the male population has a huge number of partners, while a huge number of the female population has multiple "options". 10% of guys are gigasluts while 90% of women are just sluts. women objectively have more sex than men nowadays, this isn't secret at all. but for some reason, women get pumped and dumped by the gigamanwhore and think the friendly guy who's actually looking for a committed relationship is just as much of a slut because of her limited experience and poor character judgement.
>>34367297The median number of partners is still higher for men.Also the "friendly guy who's looking for a committed relationship" would probably still have casual sex if he had the ability.
>>34367287>less unstable and volatileI think they made me less volatile but definitely not less unstable. I had all the same thoughts I would have had without the meds like they didn't "do" anything other than maybe make me yell at my mom less. Aging has been far more effective than the meds ever were lol. Still not doing great but I beat 17 year old me by miles. One time I forgot I took an Ativan and did a couple shots before going to my then boyfriend's show at a bar (he drove). I passed out on a couch in the back. Everything turned out fine in the end but yeah I never made that mistake again.I've never had the brain zaps myself but they sound horrifying. And withdrawal in general like you're telling me I could fucking DIE if I'm too lazy to go pick up my prescription for 3 weeks or whatever? It makes me not at all interested in ever trying meds again unless I'm trying a completely new avenue and getting ADHD meds.
>>34367299i seriously doubt that, but feel free to provide a source so i can critique it.>Also the "friendly guy who's looking for a committed relationship" would probably still have casual sex if he had the abilitypure assumption. or projection? just because you're a whore doesn't mean he is.
>>34367285My mom has never been truly drunk in her life but her liver is so fucked up because of this rare blood cancer she hasLife's funny like that
>>34367302If you are a dude, no you won't. Is a living hell and women will find you repuslive.If you are a woman, is okey? Just watch out because is dangerous
>>34367302Stop comparing yourself to Asian women 5 inches shorter than you and maybe you'll feel better
>>34367306No I want to be short and tiny and maybe also Chinese
>>34367300>And withdrawal in general like you're telling me I could fucking DIE if I'm too lazy to go pick up my prescription for 3 weeks or whatever?More like 3 days. I haven't been able to make it past 3 days. Symptoms start by the end of day 1. They become annoying in day 2 and I get fucked up by day 3. It feels like having a really bad cold (heafaches, nausea, dizziness, etc.) and also being anxious and irritable. >dieDepends on the person but probably not. Some people have died, I think. Some compare it to heroim withdrawal. Some say it takes like 6 months for the zaps to stops. They don't hurt, they just feel very weird. Some quit cold turkey and have no issues at all. All of this is why you should always listen to a psychiatrist when dealing with meds. Like, it's extremely important. Doing it yourself is retarded. >had the same thoughts but yelled lessThat's them working as intended. It's all about control. They don't fix anything.
>>34367307We'll all be Chinese the way the world is going.
my pen is drippy >:(
>>34367310why are you sad, you should be happy that your pen has swag
>>34367312no I mean I'm trying to draw something but it's like leaving little blobs of ink
>>34367299>over half of men are incels>tHe MedIaN iS hiGhEr
>>34367314post drawring
>>34367303The CDC. >pure assumption. or projection? No. Only 22% of men are looking for serious relationship only, compared to 36% of women. 78% of men are open to casual sex.>https://www.pewresearch.org/social-trends/2020/08/20/a-profile-of-single-americans/>>34367316Half of men aren't incels.
>>34367315no
My penis drippy :)
>>34367317it's not finished yet, also last time I did someone made fun of it :( I mean not that I care of course...
>>34367318Wtf are the boomers doing
>>34367320You might wanna go to a clinic if you're not on the stack. Sometimes thats an STD symptom>>34367321Then post a finished artwork if you won't post your wip
>>34367318>Half of men aren't incels.Who lived and died. Very helpful to know that boomers had sex before dying.
>>34367318Men are only open to things in dating because they have to tolerate or be open to everything to maximize the chances of finding 1 (one) girl. Women actually get to specify what they want, and can thus be judged for it in a way that men can't be judged fairly on.
>>34367319Whyyyyyy
>>34367321Might've been me haha
>>34367308>They don't fix anything.Well yeah that's why they're just not worth it for meIf anti depressants don't actually fix depression they just make you feel EVERYTHING less then they would only be useful to me when I'm actively suicidal. Otherwise it's a dbt game. Why would I want to dull my mind when that's the thing I need to focus on changing/redirecting? I need to be able to think, if I can't think I'm just going to stay the same. Like you can put a bandaid directly on your eyeball if you scratch your cornea but I don't see how that'll do you any good.I'm not against them in general by the way I think it's great that they work for you.
>>34367324I wonder what sex feels like but looking fuckable for women hurts a lot
>>34367325So we went from "it's not true, you're projecting" to "we have to have casual sex!". Fantastic.>>34367324No. Most young men today are sexually active.>>34367322Falling for scams and trying to fuck :(
>>34367323I'm not a fucker
>>34367318>conducted 2019discarded, the "male sexlessness epidemic" or whatever people want to call it severely worsened post-covid (see: all those actual insane stats where somehow twice as many women under 30 are dating as men). even despite that, this study is already 7 years out of date. this graph also groups men and women together regardless of their age - there's a massive generational difference, and a boomer man sexpatting in thailand after dumping his 5th wife isn't representative of the 20-30 year old guy desperately failing to find a single date. notice how more men 18-39 are looking for committed relationships than women 18-39.>but women's number is brought down by women over 40again, this study is out of date and there is a huge generational difference that means a study done in 2019 isn't reliable here. dating and hookup apps have made it easier than ever for women to have casual sex with several men, while men experience crippling loneliness. this problem has only gotten worse with time.tl;dr your source is crap as expected
>>34367328it was a shit drawing to be fair, even for me
Breakfast lasagna!
>>34367335Real dago hours.
>>34367335Im so jealous, I haven't had lasagna in months
>>34367333also before you say 7 years isn't out of date: tinder was only 7 years old when this survey was conducted. tinder is almost 14 now, so the same amount of time has passed and the modern dating landscape has had twice as long to reshape due to the impact of hookup apps.
>>34367331>No. Most young men today are sexually active.Source(s)? Maybe with their hands and porn.
>>34367337It's heating up. Go have some.
>>34367335>not eating gabagoolWhas a matter with you?
>>34367341YAY! thanks anon
For some reason I am very aroused by the idea of a man squeezing my waist like a ketchup bottle and I don’t know why
>>34367342I prefer prosciutto
>>34367333Okay, show me your stats that prove that men have on average less partners than women and that men are more likely to look for a long term partner than women. I'll happily change my mind if you have evidence up to your standards that it is the case. All evidence I've ever seen on this subject shows otherwise.>>34367339National survey of family growth from 22-23. 76% of men had sex in the last year.
>>34367342You could theoretically put gabagool in a breakfast lasagna
>>34367341I can see you in the reflection. Hello anon
>>34367348I look pretty cool
>>34367344Will you eject chunky liquid shit out of your asshole like a ketchup bottle too
>>34367350>chunkyTf is wrong with your ketchup?
>>34367344Then get some meat on your waist so I have something nice to squeeze.
>>34367346>National survey of family growth from 22-23. 76% of men had sex in the last year.Incels don't get married and grow their families. Going to a playground and interviewing dads on whether or not their wives still fuck them doesn't tell the casual sex hungry scientist woman in a polycule with her PhD coordinator whether the men who stay home have sex.
>>34367346>All evidence I've ever seen on this subject shows otherwiseyou mean the one outdated survey you linked that i shot down? because clearly if you had another you'd have linked it or posted a screencap as a gotcha.>76% of men had sex in the last yearwhat age group?
>>34367346also another flaw with your methodology: you're using self-reported surveys. pretty sure i'm coming across the studies you consider fact and the difference between "relationship sex" and "non-relationship sex" is self-reported.
>>34367355That's not how it works.>>3436735622-34. You can actually see it in the picture you posted, ironically. It says that 90% of men had sex in their life and 76% had sex in the last year.>>34367358What do you suggest people do to have objective data about this? lmao
I RAN OUT OF INKfuck this I'm going to cry myself to sleep
>>34367294Men don't appreciate those. If they did then maybe there would be more.
>>34367356>Asks for evidence>Posts the evidence himself???
>>34367359cool, so once again, by all metrics (including the one you were so eager to bring up) women are having more sex than men.>What do you suggest people do to have objective data about this? lmaogreat, so you claim to have bulletproof evidence men are having more sex than women, and suddenly when i tear your sources up apparently this isn't something that can be proven or disproven at all.>>34367363i'm doing anon's research for her because she doesn't provide anything herself after i tore her first source up. in fact, she probably didn't post that because it's yet another counterpoint to her argument - women are having more sex than men.
>>34367359>That's not how it works.Young men are self reporting a lot of sex in the same way they're self reporting approaching a woman in the past few years, or ever.
My loyal subjects.
>>34367370Mwah
>>34367367>women are having more sex than men.That does not mean they're having more sexual partners, which was what we were discussing.>you claim to have bulletproof evidence men are having more sex than womenI did not claim that. I claimed that every study I've ever seen on this subject shows that men have more partners and men are more likely to be interested in casual sex than women.I've told you that if you have evidence of that being any different, I'd love to see it. You have not posted it.>>34367369Okay, so post evidence that the majority of men are not sexually active.
Need more sources of zoomer men actually saying they have sex and aren't virgins and incels. Need sources on zoomer women saying they haven't had casual sex in the past 6 months or at college (task impossible)
I've never actually been to college, should I kill myself?
>>34367374You can'thave it without a diploma.
>>34367373You came up with the figures, so post them. My Pew Research Center and Morgan Stanley shit is antiquated by now, so we need your word of mouth street interviews of hippies back from the 60s
I like it when women bully me
I'm a loced out gangsta with money on my mind
Got the shakes again...
>>34367379The "76%" is from the survey referenced in the chart you guys have posted, it is from 2023.Again, I've never seen any data that shows anything different from what I've claimed. If you have it, I'd love to see it. If you don't, I'll keep believing that the trends that have been true for the last 70+ years are still true even if the last data point we have is from 3 years ago.I have to go to work, have a good day!
>>34367374FStill virgin, not for long I hope
>>34367374MI just hate women because I want their easy lives
>>34367356The picture would suggest that most single men are having trouble finding sexual partners. But someone is fucking all those women. Based on the graph it looks like a small number of men have high body counts while the majority of women have more average counts. If you compare a random woman with a random man odds are she would have more partners but straight women aren't having more sex then straight men if you look at them as groups. They're fucking each other so it's...the same amount of sex.
>>34367374MI'm 27 which I think is zoomer and I haven't had sex yet
HEY NOW YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME EVERYONE OF YOU! WE GOT A LOTA LOTA WORK TO DO! TODAY YOU'RE WORKING FOR THE MAN!
>>34367391https://youtu.be/OhYWNPzBuiM?si=OOAQcelkw6PZGXs9
Hey kids I'm a time traveler, how has the women's right to vote worked out? Did it prevent the second Great War?
>>34367394Some time traveler
>>34367394Yeah it's all good and Germany is still being kept down in one way or another
>>34367395What's that mean. it took decades of effort to get women the right to vote. It didn't happen in my timeline until it was too late.>>34367396WHAT. The great rebuilding of German after the first Great War was very important!
>>34367394Women could already vote in my country 20 years before the first Great War. However they couldn't stand for election to parliament until 1919.
>>34366902You worth gold :)
>>34367392Real but who's asking
>>34367389Nobody challenges the claim that there's a small subset of men having sex with the majority of women. That used to be considered an incel talking point until that study that only 30-something percent of women in their 20s/30s were single while 60-something percent of men were. Someone has to be lying or misunderstanding somewhere, and the most likely explanation is that women think they're dating men who consider themselves to be casually sleeping around. Women are absolutely right to be upset with manwhores who do this to them, but projecting that behavior onto the average guy ("they'd do it too if you had the chance!" like that one poster was saying) is wrong. Nobody denies that women get far more attention in the modern dating scene, and the danger for women is they have to deal with performative and manipulative behavior to try and find a genuine guy, but there's nothing the remainder of men can do except continue trying their luck in a losing game or adopt that same manipulative behavior themselves for a better chance.
>>34367403I assert that men are more likely to be high body count sluts than womenLike dogs with food insecurity
I just love singing. I get a huge grin on my face every time I do. I'm afraid of someone hearing me so I do it very rarely.
>>34367394Really well. Not even a slight concern, however we have oligarchs that control most of the planet, resource wars etc. Btw those odd conspiracies about male leaders being pedophiles and eat babies is true. Basically every dystopian cautionary tale will come true and it’s all men’s fault. Have a safe journey back, you might be put in a concentration camp or shot in the street if you longer too long
>>34367384the trends from the past couple decades show that the number is going up for women and down for men though, and the most recent datapoint you or i can find is 2019. what conclusion can you draw from that?
>>34367404How they do it?
>>34367406Maybe if women cooked better meals…
>>34367404what's your bodycount though
>>34367410Men are so pathetic they can even handle food? Maybe they shouldn’t have the right to vote
>>34367406>>34367413can you answer this? >>34367411
>>34367413Men vote women cook. So simple but you had to ruin it with your “rights”. Damn you woman!
>>34367405F? CuteM? Just sing, who cares
>>34367406Women How Do You Respond Without Sounding Mad?
>>34367414Zero! >>34367415You are a big boy, you can figure it out hehe
>>34367404Sex for women is a choice.Sex for men is a task sometimes a mission. That's why a virgin woman worth gold meanwhile a virgin man is a joke.
question for other anons - do you believe this poster's bodycount is zero? >>34367418
>>34367411I'm a statistical outlier. 18.My last boyfriend had a count in the 30s. Little ho.
>>34367417By not being mad, it’s so easy. Did you get triggered?
>>34367422would you consider a man with a bodycount of 18 a slut?
I am The Anti Christ
>>34367424Depends on the circumstancesSlutiness is a behavior not a number
>>34367418I can't figure out the oven this is your fault
>>34367427how many sexual partners per year (since your first partner) is 18?
I was in singing class in middleschool and I was told I had a good voice and always got high grades
>>34366769im currently designing a guilliotine
I just feel so sad when others fail. Everyone should succeed.
>>34367429I'm not doing fractions for you it's 1 point something but that's kind of a useless number imo. I think it would make a difference to you if I had 16 nearly year long relationships and a couple of hookups vs was married for 15 years then had a 6 month ho phase recently.
men, would you consider a woman with a bodycount of 18 a slut?
Men why atoga women are like this?
>>34367435Anything bigger than zero outside marriage is already a slut :)
>>34367428You must be very disappointed in your father
>>34367435I'd consider anyone with a count over 3 a slut
>>34367420Yes
>>34367437Hey men, charlie the unicorn's creator's mommy and step dad need help.
>>34367435I don't give a crap about how many men did you slept with! Jesus christ why suddenly every guy began to worry about that?
I wish someone was holding my hand and hugging me right now so i feel less sad and afraid
>>34367449Nta but can you tell how many people have inserted their finger inside this pill bottle with their inner foil safety seal already broken?
>>34367445Don't you live in Maryland or some shit? Why the fuck are you still awake?
>>34367450Are you a boy or a girl?
>>34367450what are you afraid of?
>>34367440So a woman can fuck 100 guys as long as she was married to all of them and she's not a slut?
>>34367452What's the problem?
>>34367454She is a single mother on welfare, that's why she can be here 24/7. Last thread she got banned for posting porn and now she is ban evading.
>>34367459That's right. But she is a low value woman.
>>34367460Can you tell how many people have inserted their finger? yes or no?
>>34367456Girl>>34367457Financial instability and my family becoming unhoused
Men would you rather date a woman with a body count of 20 but she was legally married to all of them before they had sex OrA woman with a body count of 10 who has never been married or in a relationship that lasted longer than 6 monthsORA woman with a body count of 1 who she was legally married to but she has a 2 year old
>>34367469>Financial instability and my family becoming unhousedoh sorry you're going through that, that's rough, unfortunately I can't hold your hand through or hug your through the screen. hope you find someone for that
>>34367472I’m good
>>34367476We get asked this kind of shit all the time just pick one you sourpuss
>>34367472I choose the option D) virgin woman that worth gold
>>34367468Yes, a lot of people. And? I don't give a shit I just want the love I can't feel for myself but no woman likes an easy to manipulate underweight and submissive Argie>>34367472Yes
do women like men with long hair?
>>34367384Women weren't empowered by casual sex for most of the last 70+ years. Now they are. Women didn't have dating apps back then. Now they do. Women didn't have access to so many "high quality" and highly sexual attractive men back then. Now they do, both IRL and through dating apps. Women didn't have so many incentives to slut out, now they do. Women weren't encouraged to reject 99.99999% of men back then. Now they are.WOMEN DIDN'T HAVE THE PILL BACK THEN. NOW THEY DO.Want some more?
>>34367481What style?
>>34367480>a lot of peopleNot that guy but they're asking you if you can tell if it was 1 or 100 don't be an obtuse goose>YesAre you trying to pull some harem shit or just giving yourself options?
>>34367480>Yes, a lot of peopleThat's not a exact number.
>>34367484uh idk it's long and kind of wavy
>>34367483"Casual sex is empowering for women" peaked like 10 years ago it's over grandpa
>>34367485>Not that guy but they're asking you if you can tell if it was 1 or 100 don't be an obtuse gooseCan't tell the differnece, and don't care. I am desperated but not enough to try to look fuckable>Are you trying to pull some harem shit or just giving yourself optionsNo, I'll just take any woman no matter how messed up is. But they won't take me. And now I'm just laughing and crying. Why is so easy for them?
>>34367435No, but I doubt we’d be compatible.
>>34367490The penis in the college girl's vagina and other holes hasn't ever peaked, it's a constant ever since women were given risk-free (or so they appear to believe) casual sex with as many men as possible.>I've dated men who ...>The men I've dated ...Those weren't such common utterances from women, even 10 years ago. Now they're a common theme. Nearly every women has DATED and FUCKED and been RAILED.
>>34367489Shoulder length or longer? What about bangs? Color?
>>34367472Jeez. I’d probably pick the second woman.I don’t want to be a stepdad if I can help it, and I don’t want to date a 20x divorcee.
>>34367499shorter actually, it's almost to my shoulders, no bangs and the color is black
They admit having a lot of sex and seeing a lot of men themselves. But when people acknowledge it, they still try to claim that men do it more. Meanwhile, to them every guy they see on the street is ugly and unfuckable and to be treated like an infected zombie.The cognitive dissonance is very strong with modern women. It's as if they can't even think straight if they're fucked relentlessly every single night. Yeah, that could have something to do with the loss of sentience.
>>34367472keep looking
warriorssssss come out to playiyayyy
even if they're still sentient, they appear to be way less sapient.
>>34367507[stabs him]
>>34367504Pretty
>>34367510*dies*
I have given up on trying to find a girlfriend in 2026 after one date. Goodnight everyone, I'll see you all in a year.
>>34367511hey! thanksI'm sure your hair is pretty too
>>34367514Women don't want or need boyfriends anyway.
Both genders:How much you think BlueValkyrie gets on food stamps?
No woman will call me pretty irl but they’ll say it online. I want my ego to be fed but I also desire intimacy. Fuck my stupid chud life
>>34367517$0 and she's actually a crypto billionaire larping as a poor single mother on welfare
>>34367517MNot enough. She would have hoped to get child support money as well.
>>34367518Getting called pretty, cute, handsome, etc. IRL doesn't mean shit. I got called that and then suddenly she decided she didn't want to talk to me anymore.
>>34367514I wish I could do that too but everytime I believe I am done woth that feeling of wanting a girlfriend it strikes me again and I feel miserable again and hating myself for not being able to get one.Why I have to lift to get pussy? The pain is too much and I end up feeling nauseous after the most soft running
>>34367522No one’s words mean anything. They’re ultimately empty and forgettable just like me
>>34367514You don’t have to announce it like a bitch, just leave
>>34367500Makes senseIn my mind the one who was married 20x is worse because she's making a more serious commitment and either breaking it or fucking it up probably almost as quickly as the woman with 10 bodies is dumping or being dumped
>>34367527But I NEED attention because women won't give it to me. I NEED (you)s.
>>34367517Must be a lot, she weighs 340 pounds.
>>34367505Men have more sex, and cheat more. Your incel blog is not going to change that
>>34367531These are your observations based on discussing the issue at length with the dudes you banged off Tinder?
>>34367513A shame they never released a pc version of the 2005 videogame, i would love play it using new skins
>>34367531>men have more sex and cheat more>uses the term "incel"the irony
>>34367528That’s what I was thinking, yeah.
>>34367472I'll stay singleall of those are just disasters waiting to happen
>>34367534lol I remember the news going insane over Manhunt
>>34367535Remember:Ignore whatever women say and think.Only pay attention to their actions.
>>34367537Ok hear me outWhat if the 2 year old is set to inherit 20 million when he turns 18
>>34367538Favorite weapon? Mine the shotgun
Men, would you be offended or flattered if a woman (who you knew and found at least somewhat attractive but who was not a past or current partner) had ever thought about or wanted to receive oral sex from you specifically? Let's say by magical revelation, not because they're cold-calling you to tell you about it or something like that. As a woman, I think the 1:1 reversal would feel a little creepy and kind of disrespectful (to me, personally) even though I don't think of the act as inherently derogatory.
>>34367551Is this the next big thing where women get to use men as objects, casually of course, and they're asked to eat pussy without the option of also kissing her?
>>34367551Not a manWhat about it feels disrespectful? That it's oral or that it's specific? I think the thing that would disturb me would be it suddenly being called to my attention not the fact itself.
>>34367551I wouldn’t care. If anything I’d think it was hot she had sex fantasies about me but I wouldn’t say that’s flattering or offensive, just hot. If it was something like giving her oral sex and then cuddling though I’d find it flattering.
Ssssssssssssssssss
>>34367551I wouldnt care. Women vocalize and make it obvious when they really want a guy, so it clearly must've not been a very strong fantasyalso I dont do oral anyways
Would you rather?
I am the lone poster.
I am all alone.
The last poster on Earth.
I am the last one standing.
For whom the bells toll? They don't anymore.
I will remain on duty.
>cant sit without pain>cant stand without pain>cant sleep because of pain>could only find a doctor available Wednesday morningthis hemorrhoid was sent from hell. women why did you do this to me?
It’s past 3 AM and I have work tomorrow and I’m still thinking about her and how I embarrassed myself in front of her and how she shunned me for it
I AM ALL OF ME!!!
I'm thinking about sex even through I don't have the will to get it and don't have the confidence I'd even be a good partner
>want to go hiking>migraine and aura right after waking up:(
>>34367551I wouldn’t say I’d be flattered, but if it was a girl I was moderately attracted to I’d ask her out the next opportunity I got.
>>34367618Same shit happened to me this weekend, and now my sleep schedule is fucked because I went to bed and woke up early on Sunday for no reason. Sorry to hear, anon.
>>34367622Luckily it's early ik the morning here, so it was before I even got into the car. I decided to watch some TNG now.
>>34367549damn i wish a bunch of naked busty women with blonde bushes would chase me, pin me down and rape me
>>34366766/atoga/ what irks you so much about this couple aesthetic?
Where have all the flowers gone?
>>34367635I can't self insert into it at all.
>>34367635>what irks you so much about this couple aesthetic?M. Nothing...? I don't want children myself, but I have no problem with other people having them.
>>34367211My love story.
>>34367629By definition, if you want it, it's not rape.
>>34367650I both want a girlfriend and don't want one. I both desire sex but fear it.What happens to your definitions now buster?
I'm getting dabbed on and my arms are tied so I can't dab back
>>34367551I might feel mildly flattered, depending on the specifics. But in general, it's not healthy to police fantasies. If a person *acts* on a fantasy, at that point there may be something worth judging; but so long as it's purely something happening inside their head, who cares? People think about all kinds of things and then don't do anything about it, and it's important that they be allowed to.
>>34367636they're taking a nap>>34367635the fact that this is ai>>34367646I can self-insert pretty well desu besides the having a kid bit, put a cat in the pram insteadalso bro needs a shave and she's out of his league
>>34367651>What happens to your definitions now buster?Perhaps you want sex without having to take any responsibility for it happening?
>>34367655>and she's out of his leagueI don't think so. This way I created this is by telling the AI to amalgamate multiple real life Hollywood couples together. IDK why you think she's out of his league, but irl you have that Sansa Stark girl with Jonas who is much uglier than the AI guy.
>>34367598>I AM ALL OF ME!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcTQXeKUkwk>>34367601I'm sure you'd be alright tho >>34367551flattered obvs>>34367530lmaoa>>34367514>I'll see you all in a yearwhere are you going
>>34367472I don't want kids, and a woman who has been married 20 times would be insane, so the second optionbody count of 10 with no long relationship just implies to me she had a few fwbs. I would just worry about being fling #11
>>34367481>do women like men with long hair?If they look after it properly. (They generally don't).
>>34367472I don't want kids, and a woman who has been married 20 times would be insane, so the second optionbody count of 10 with no long relationship just implies to me she had a few fwbs. I would just worry about being fling #11>>34367435not a slut but as a turbovirgin it seems pretty high>>34367449>why suddenly every guy began to worry about thatyou must be new here lol
>>34367472None of those sound particularly desirable, but I'd give the second girl a chance.
>>34367657could be part of iti think it's mainly that i'm haunted by the feeling "I'm not ready yet" while also despairing at how far behind I amI dream of a woman that wants me and pursues me aggressively as a result
>>34367655>I can self-insert pretty well desuExcept for the fact that you're literally twice her age.
>>34367662https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aaUIdgtQEE
>>34367435>men, would you consider a woman with a bodycount of 18 a slut?"Slut" isn't a word I ever use seriously. A BC of 18 would be quite high for 16-year-old, but not particularly unusual for a woman in her 50s.
>>34367435I just really wouldn't think about a woman with a bodycount of 18 at all.
>>34367392just started working today and am feeling this>>34367376>never actually been to college, should I kill myselfno lolwish I'd never been to college personally, wasn't me and ended up dropping out with wasted time and debt>>34367360rip, hope you can get more ink soon>>34367300>withdrawal in general like you're telling me I could fucking DIE if I'm too lazy to go pick up my prescription for 3 weeks or whatevernta and I am NOT encouraging someone to stop taking their meds without support, but I've gone cold turkey off my bipolar/ADHD meds loads of times and honestly never had any withdrawls, besides not sleeping and stuff
>>34367668>I dream of a woman that wants me and pursues me aggressively as a resultYeah, exactly, you don't want to have to do anything or take responsibility for anything. And you want to be strongly desired. This makes you sexually submissive. But that has nothing to do with rape.
>>34367234>cant tell if this is a joke or notnot a joke lol it's a great story>>34367670>you're literally twice her agewhat since when>>34367660>IDK why you think she's out of his leagueidk why you don't think so lol. bro is seriously punching
>>34367472>OR>Living alone on a 25 acre plot in a nice secluded area of the world with my best friend Diego the donkey and other assorted farm animals.I'll choose this one. Thank you.
>>34367673literally me going to aldi in an hr lol
>>34367682maybe you just don't like the type but saying he's punching shows how deluded you are
>>34367681>This makes you sexually submissive.Switch gang>But that has nothing to do with rape.Doesn't matter except for the vibe
>>34367472I would not "rather" date. Dating sounds like a shit experience for anyone but women.
>>34367688>saying he's punching shows how deluded you areGuess I'm jealous of bro desu But I do think he's pretty mid compared to her desu
>>34367435no, but I sort of believe that people (not just women) with a body count above 5 aren't able to pair bond, or if they do, it will only be temporarily, so I wouldn't want to become too invested emotionally
>>34367635MThe spamming.
>>34367635her red hair genes will be destroyed
>>34367551Flattered. I don't see what's offensive about being attractive.> the 1:1 reversalWhat?
Does it really worth make and bake your own bread?
>>34367551Every single hetero man who's not asexual would feel flattered.This should not even be a question.
>>34367718yeah
>>34367673https://voca.ro/1lwRW3sdnDuW
>>34367517Helping out nons is A Good Thing / Whites need to bootstrap
>>34367718Omg those lobsters and turtles are so cuteIg it's worth if you want to learn and like healthy bread. But desu if you're lazy like me just get from the store
>bf is purposefully teasing me with videos of cute babies, knowing full well how much I want a kid but know it'd be irresponsible to have one atmWhy are men so tactless as to torture someone they love like that?
>>34367551>As a woman, I think the 1:1 reversal would feel a little creepy and kind of disrespectful (to me, personally) even though I don't think of the act as inherently derogatory.Typical
>>34367718Dough is annoying and tedious to work with.And bread is not even remotely interesting enough to me that is worth making on my own.
>>34367753Lol bro is evil for thatJust get a cabbage patch kid or smth
Since nons are too dumb to survive on their own do you think they deserve social welfare or not
>>34367757Shut your shitpipe.
>>34367753Because your frustration is cute and that sparks joy.
>>34367755Look, if a big burly man who could easily overpower me if they tried, declared that they want to fuck me so hard, I'd feel very unsafe too. And I don't even run the risk of pregnancy.
>>34367760>GAre you that guy who left Cheswick and your kid?
>>34367757If dolls were good enough to replace a kid, nobody would be making kids.>>34367762I wish I could spark joy in him without suffering through >tfwnobaby.
>>34367760Some would say that makes them more qualified for social welfare but I disagree, handouts are a worst-case-scenario sort of thing
>>34367760Social welfare is to be used sparingly so the groups that use it least deserve it most
>>34367764https://youtu.be/WH3fsoDFxBc
>>34367760I would ban feeding Africa until they can prove themselves at least partially self-sustaining
Where do I find moderately attractive C++ developer chicks without issues?
Might watch a film
>>34367768I don't think there's ever a good time to have a kid. If you're going to have one, why wait longer? You're not getting any younger.>>34367780>C++ developer >without issues
>>34367551God I wish this happened to me
I need to pee but I'll just keep squeezing
>>34367794>If you're going to have one, why wait longer?We can't even live together yet. Hopefully soon.>You're not getting any youngerDidn't anyone ever teach you not to say that shit to a woman?
>>34367802>Don't speak truthfully to women
>>34367796Me doing kegels at work and hoping that I won't need to use the public restroom.
>>34367804You don't have to be so mean about it. We're all aging, that's life.
>>34367780>C++ developer chicksWell, do you like Chinese or Indian girls? If so you're in luck.White girls generally don't get into such low status professions.
Watching “The Devil Wears Prada”
Why is sickly pale so incredibly boner inducing with women?
>>34367807Yes, we all age, nobody is getting younger, and the older you get the more issues you'll have breeding.
>>34367761:3>>34367796Go for a wazz >>34367791Based, which film I watched Heat (1995) last night, classic>>34367768>nobody would be making kidsIg the kids factory is still in business>>34367780>C++The baddies are writing Python, JS and C#
>>34367808I won't marry them, that's for sure.
>>34367811Nice, is it good Apparently there's a sequel, I saw loads of ads on the tube
>>34367814>breedingThis word has been completely fucked by the internet. I'm seething.
>>34367815I can deal with C# chicks if need be. Over my dead body will I deal with a Python or JS girl.
>>34367811>>34367815This>>34367819I did see a clip on yourube that is why I'm watching it. I don't like sequels
>>34367821Cope and breed, childlet, get mogged by my youthful fertility.Tbf you may be younger than me.
>>34367807>We're all aging, that's life.Yes, that's the point.
>tfw got a job interview on Thurs>tfw they want to see my birth certificate and proof of address for past 5 yearsBruh I don't have this stuff nor have the money to get/print it, should I just cancel the interview
Waiting for your dad to die so you can start a family is kind of morbid.
>>34367796why would you squeeze it? does it even help?
>>34367838Please don't reply to it.
>>34367838Kinda does
>>34367551Blowjobs are secretly femdom. She holds my penis hostage and can bite it off at any time, I and my legacy are at her mercy. Ultimately, she denies me the opportunity to impregnate her, devours my life essence, and destroys it in her stomach.Pussyeating is secretly maledom. She writhes helplessly, trying to keep herself together, while I just eat her out and consume her essence. Calmly, in control, not exerting much energy or worrying about my stamina.And normal sex is more or less equal, we're both panting.
Genuinely what is the appeal of Satanism>you get to do what you wantSo it’s atheism but also appeals to the retarded
>>34367851Haha
>>34367837What, for his inheritance/house or something? Would he not let you live there?I mean alternatively you could just work hard for your own money or just be a poorfag and have kids anyway lel
>>34367849you sound like the most submissive man to ever exist
>>34367854Being retarded is allowed but not encouraged
>>34367826I'm 34.>>34367830You didn't have to make it so pointed in the way you said it.
>>34367863Alright big G
>>34367864Okay you're not. You're almost my mom's age when she had me, and as a result I have health issues.
LMAO she wants the unpublished harry potter manuscript
>>34367821Seething cum.
It's snowing!
>>34367870What the fuck!?
>>34367867I doubt your health issues are solely due to your mother's age.>>34367869Men can't go one conversation without talking about cum.
>>34367874Bad genetics + old age most likely.
>>34367865The dumbest people are Satanists and it’s huge here. Lots of mass appeal. It appeals to retardation as a fundamental principle, so it’s not surprising that it’s gained a lot of traction.
>>34367860It's a matter of perspective
>>34367874Well, only with you.
>>34367868SHE GOT IT!
Isn't it fairly ironic how /atoga/ seems to be a bunch of anons with fairly high inhibition who seem to prefer to remain alone rather than to settle for some who is far from their ideal?
Stupid men. Stop letting lust and laziness control your life.
>>34367851>Genuinely what is the appeal of SatanismTons of group sex and other fetish-type shit.Also lots of drugs. And business deals.
Do you care for your bday?
>>34367885>bunch of anons with fairly high inhibition who seem to prefer to remain aloneWhy do you think we waste so much time on the internet>>34367886Fiiine I'll do the dishes now, chill
>>34367885Avoidancy runs rampant in these parts, yeah.But avoidant people usually just hurt others, so it's better they stay lonely.
>>34367891>it's better they stay lonelyThat's quite rude>>34367889Not rly but it's nice to get prezzies and cakes and stuff
>>34367891Ugh
>>34367886So I can let you control my life instead?
>>34367897I would be a good King. Yes.
>>34367887>Tons of group sexImagine being in earshot range of another man’s orgasm. This shit sticks with you for life
UGHHHHHHH I HATE RELATIONSHIPS. I've never been in one.
>>34367901Couldn’t be meI do like weed and tobacco and capitalism
>>34367878It's a curse to apparently be so cummable. It really sucks.
>>34367907While I will sometimes look up black women porn after talking to you, it's not really you who makes me horny.
>>34367887Like they can’t get off unless they hear men moaning?
I’m still horribly underweight. How long will it take for the food to start sticking
I AM SO EXCITED TO GO TO BED AND SLEEP TONIGHT!
>>34367889I hate it. It somehow always manages to be the worst day of the year
>>34367909>it's not really you who makes me hornyI'm deeply wounded.
>>34367911Keep at it.
>When you need more dicks in sex
>>34367919Maybe once you love to guzzle cum.
>You know what would make this sex better? Another man.
Going to exercise. Haven't been to my classes for the 5th week in a row
>>34367923One real one is all that's necessary. One or extra plastic one already feels like overkill.>>34367924I will never understand men's obsession with cum. Like not even their own, or in the context of starting a family, men just LOVE cum and and it's crazy.
>>34367930I love women who are eager for my cum.
I want my boobs back I think I actually have to start drinking Onions
>>34367885>Isn't it fairly ironic how /atoga/ seems to be a bunch of anons with fairly high inhibition who seem to prefer to remain alone rather than to settle for some who is far from their ideal?Most girls don't seem to bring anything of value with them. Just added weight because of the investment of time and money.Personally, I'm not willing to upend my life just to get some (very mediocre) pussy.
>>34367932Drink aqua
I could be an assistant to some lawyer. Like a butler or somethin
I hate Capybaras almost more than I hate women.
>>34367920I don’t think I’m doing it right and I think I’m hurting myself. This is so scary
>>34367942You'll figure it out
Bunch of sesquipedalophobic anons here
>>34367944I don't understand this and I won't bother answering.
>>34367942Why would eating properly hurt you, femanon?
>>34367931There's a difference between frothing at the mouth to pleasure the man I love and specifically wanting cum. The obsession with the substance is the part I don't understand.
To think that my sex life will forever be mediocre missionary with a single woman at once.
WE ARE THE ANIMALS!
>>34366941Move her to you
>>34367943What’s a disgusting high calorie shake I can make? That’s low in sugar and has like. Spinach in it>>34367947I’m worried I’m still not eating properly and that my body is eating itself
>>34367952Maybe get spinach and some mars chocolate bars and mix them sounds yummy and healt
>>34367953I like mars bars but that has too much sugar
>>34367003You need a massage
>>34367954Add some salt perhaps
>>34367934Nta but I feel pretty similarly about men which is why I like it here. Some men are fun to talk to casually, but for the most part they are emotionally draining and bad at sex so money is really the only thing that would motivate me to date one unless the chemistry is really strong and they were both exactly my type and made it abundantly clear that I was their type. Chasing men just seems like such waste of time, and I'd rather be alone to engage with my hobbies than have mediocre sex and be expected to praise him for something that feels like a chore.
Nigga kirkenuinely thinks he runs this place because his grandpa was on the losing side of the Battle of 1812
>>34367956You’re taking the piss
>>34367960Guilty
>>34367929>Haven't been to my classes for the 5th week in a rowIt's over.
>>34367964I can still make a comeback
>>34367952What's the issue with sugar?If you are underweight, sugar helps you get some energy.
>>34367116Same, loads of clouds and breeze
>>34367930Cumming inside a (willing) woman is my biggest sexual fantasy. And I don't even want kids.
>>34367885i just want my ex back :(
>>34367151>guy here, I finally found out what it's like to be treated like a slut and I feel so empty>she lied to me just to get close to me and fuck me all she wanted, to extract all of my seed and my good energy then she left me empty.Pumped, dumped, cucked and broken. Many such cases. Cheer up lad, now you know the signs to look out for
YAY SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER
>>34367939Wtf? Nobody hates capybaras.
>>34367948It's your seed. I expect women would obsessed with their eggs if they could literally see them getting fertilized
>>34367966Bad for my skin
>>34367946Fear of long words.
>>34367978I'm just stupid
>>34367949I'd be lucky to have sex with one single woman.
>>34367949I wish I could get that. A man should be grateful
>>34367208>How do I get as skinny as all these girls I see on Pinterest? Why am I so bigFast in the mornings
I'm a virgin yes hello. Getting sex is easy.
>>34367965No. It's too late. Try again next year.
Ugly men rejecting me is so crazy. We are the same. You look like Tiny Tim Cratchit
>>34367984This is my 4th year of trying
>>34367979https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sesquipedalophobia
>>34367985Ugly people should live alone.Why are you trying to reproduce with a similarly ugly person?So that your children will relive your hell?
>>34367987NOOOOOO! NOOOOO! DO NOT DO THAT!
>>34366779Nothin'.>>34366782Okay.
>>34367990I guess I an scared
>>34367985Just because I'm not attractive doesn't mean I want to be with someone I'm not attracted to.>>34367986On the same course? Outlook not so good for the 5th try then.
>>34367977You the acne femanon?
>>34367904Be careful what you wish for... the grass is greener sometimesBeing single is super preferable to being in a relationship that isn't working >>34367913Samesies I slept 3hrs last nightSweet dreamz >>34367923That's hella gay>>34367929Have a good workout
>TIL the second KKK movement was more anti-Catholic than anti-black.Why are Americans so racist?
>>34367993I did 2 years of computer science then I signed up for a course in computers I don't even remember now I am doing something completely different. No more do overs this is it I must do it!
>>34367990https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
>>34367975I hope they go extinct
Brb finally going for a pee. Hopefully i don't get an infection again from all of this delaying
>>34367939What did they do??>>34367944>sesquipedalophobicIs that a real world>>34367973Bro it's March....>>34367985Lmfaoo Maybe they're just not in a position to date>>34367998Lol similar to me, 3rd time's a charm, you'll smash it this time>>34367937Basedd When I was a receptionist I'd spend half the day making coffee and scanning documents for ppl, good times
>You have to wait a while before reporting another post.
I like this guy.
>>34368005Haters gonna hate lolMaybe you should stop trying to be a janny and get a hobby x
>>34366766https://youtu.be/9dVadAz53eE?si=BfUlFgzTTcXu57gK
בוקר טוב
>>34368009FUCK OFF, YID
>>34368009Cool
>>34368013אתה נראה נסער.
>>34368008It should be called the Oscats lelDamn bro is big
iPhones won’t translate Hebrew. LolLmao even
>>34368015Typa shit you see in a video game when you need to solve a puzzle
>>34367969>>34367976It's scary. Even if I liked cum from an objective standpoint, the implications of starting a family being such a deliberate, intense act as that SHOULD be intimidating to men. It shouldn't just be that the sexual satisfaction of cumming in a woman erases any implicit connections to consequences.The idea that I could go up to my bf and ask him to cum in me and there's no guarantee he'd be able to consider the consequences long enough to realize it's a bad idea right now is concerning.
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM I LOVE WAKING UP UNEMPLOYED
>>34368018The internet went to shit when Obama gave you niggas a free phone
I think so too
>>34368030Idk what that is but it sounds gay
>>34368024I think we're so used to the idea of birth control existing that we don't think of cumming in her as actually impregnating her
>>34367958Also nta but same. I'm happier with male friends than I was with a boyfriend. They sometimes want to vent but they're not entitled about it. If they are I end the friendship. The only thing I truly miss is cuddling up in bed and falling asleep.
>>34367889I like to take that day off work when I can manage it.I don’t make a big deal about my birthday, but I do secretly hope I eventually meet a woman who does.
>>34368024This would make sense if it wasn't for the fact that you've been insisting on wanting a child for years, maybe even decades. At some point you just have to grab the bull by the horns.
>>34368032That's the issue, then. In my brain, a man cumming in a woman is an impregnating thing first and a sex thing second. Or simultaneously ideally.
>>34368038How much preparation is reasonable to you, then?
>>34368031Your mom's gay
>>34367951She might like visiting here but would hate living here. I hate living here
Does anybody else think that the fanny-pack makes this meme girl way more attractive?Obviously it only works because she's already attractive to start with, but it adds a lot.
I’m tired
>>34367985I think for sub 5/10 people to make sense as a couple, they need to compliment each other.What doesn't make sense to me is unattractive couple who are a spitting image of each other.
>>34368030>”If this man doesn’t lick my pussy, I’ll kill him!”Tomino understands.
>>34368053You think I look like Tiny Tim?????? Tea
>>34367958>>34367934My theory is that this is the real reason for low birth rates in developed countries. It's just logical...
>>34367949That’s pretty much all I want out of a woman. Missionary is the best position imo
A man hasn’t hit on me in a year. And I’ve been on dates. I can’t possible be that hideous
>>34368050Does that mean I’m more attractive when I wear mine too?
>>34368062No, you have to be already attractive. But people who are attractive it makes them look like they take themselves less seriously which is nice.
>>34368050I don't find her attractive. She's a 5 who is looksmaxxxing but doing it poorly, trying to look like some Barbie caricature.
>>34367958kinda sad and pessimistic. what makes sex so mediocre for you? what would a man have to do to not be that way?
>>34368056Which Tiny Tim are you talking about? The musician or the Dickensian character?
>>34368042My own personal opinion? No amount of preparation is enough. The more you're preparing, the more you're wasting time.
>>34368063Okay, I am attractive, at least to some people..
>>34368033Yeah that's fair. Genuine friendship and tenderness from men is nice when you can find it, I just wish their sexuality wasn't so cringe and repulsive to me. And asexual men are a good soft compromise but those are also rare and hard to find so I just keep busy with my passions and channel my desires into my art, which has been very cathartic for me and I think helped me improve my craft in the process.
>>34368050I think you'd have to have autism to come up with a post like this.
>>34368072>their sexuality wasn't so cringe and repulsive to mewhat do you mean by this?
>>34368067From Scrooge
>>34368075You say that as though it's supposed to surprise me.
>>34368075nta, but I know what he means, I also like girls who don't take themselves too seriously, it just a kind of personality signal
>>34367911For me it’s a constant struggle, but my advice is to not eat heavy fatty stuff. It will just make you feel sick and turned off food for a while. Eat light and often
>>34368069So what should I do? Just start fucking without a condom by default and leave it up to chance? Give myself a stressful 9 month timer to get everything in order?
>>34368078OK, so the guy was short. And you think every short guy is beneath you?
>>34368050It's visual texture. Anything that breaks up the uniformity of conventionally attractive white women on the internet is appreciated, apparently.
>>34368050mno
>>34368083I meant we look skinny and crippled
>>34367934Agreed. Not to mention the overwhelming majority of single 30+ year old women are kind of losers (hence why they’re somehow leftover in a market that favors them) and I really don’t want to be a retirement plan they’re apparently forced to have sex with. These threads have actually helped me realize that and made me happier being alone, but the occasional woman I’ve dated just solidifies that thought. I’ve got a house, no debt, a career, and a decent chunk of money in retirement accounts without really doing anything that special, and yet the dating pool at this age is all women who failed to get a foothold on life after college. And then you read their unfiltered thoughts on here or on their blogs where they’re consider themselves authors publishing boring anecdotes to an audience of 5 people tops, and it seems they don’t even really like men either. I’d rather just be happy pursuing hobbies and spending my free time with friends than apparently forcing some woman to pretend to like me for some stability.
>>34368082necessity is the mother of invention, as they say. i think a lot of women (and men) overthink it, as well. children are resilient, you have children that can survive the most horrific homes and end up perfectly fine and happy people regardless, do you really think you're so much of a fuck-up that you'll ruin their life? have some confidence in yourself
>>34368061I don't hit on women anywhere, especially not because my only social avenue is work.What'd you think if an absolutely mid male hit on you? What would/should I even say to be given the time of day? Yes, I am asking fish on how to catch fish.
>>34368088How old are you?
>>34368087Are you both crippled or just unhealthy?
>>34368092I’d think it’d be cool especially if it’s an honest and specific compliment
>>34368091Let me get back to you with a new excuse to avoid getting came in, I'm out of believable excuses at the moment.
>>3436809334
>>34368052It's 10 in the morning
>>3436808810 years ago I thought MTGOW was pure cope.Now I basically arrived at the same train of thought.
>>34368061men dont decide whether or not to hit on women based on how attractive they areyoure not sending out the right signals
>>34368083>every short guy is beneath you?I mean
>>34368088Why aren't you pursuing like a 25 year old?
>>34368102Since when do men give a shit about signals. Shut up
What's the best place/way for me to meet an attractive, skinny, pale girl with dark hair, who likes to do makeup as a hobby but has really nice skin, and is in relatively good shape, is pretty low maintenance and likes to stay in and do low key stuff most of the time but still likes to go out occasionally, and who doesn't really care that I'm a fat loser who is kind of a downer most of the time?
>>34368061Bitchy vibes.
>>34368009BH !!
>>34368088But.. there are women who are in the same situation. I guess those women are not interested in you
>>34368108>Where can I find a high quality woman willing to date me, a low quality man?In fantasy land.
>>34368107they have their own signals only they use
>>34368105Really teed you up for that one, anon did
>>34368109Men are literally obsessed with dating evil bitches so what’s the issue
>>34368106Not sure, guess I don’t care enough to try at this point. I look a lot younger than I am and I’ve been approached by women younger than me, but I don’t follow through.
>>34368114And where is that exactly?
>>34368096you don't need an excuse, anon, you can just not want to be inseminated. i wouldn't be offended. but this life is too short to spend it pussyfooting around, i guess that's my point
>>34368061Guys have been taught not to 'hit on' women, they will talk to you like you're just any other person because anything more suggestive than that is seen as offensive.
>>34368118Maybe you aren't evil enough, then?
>>34368118We actually aren’t anon
>>34368108In her husband's house.
>>34368082>Just start fucking without a condom by default and leave it up to chance?That's how it works, innit?>Give myself a stressful 9 month timer to get everything in order?You're gonna have a lot more stress than 9 months. What I'm trying to say is you won't ever have everything in order.
>>34368096Maybe you just don’t actually wanna have that guy’s kids
>>34368127So you're suggesting becoming a tradie or something like that?
>>34368132I mean yes, lots of men and women try that as a mating strategy.
>>34368025I also love waking up unemployedI don't love waking up poor though D:I'm tempted to just cancel this interview on Thursday>>34368044Is that your mom? Yoo>>34368050I never even noticed she had oneShe's a babe tho>>34368067https://youtu.be/eu-Mpk-f_w8?si=ZAMVEV_4f0c-uFdb
>>34368108Sounds like you've already met her.
>>34368113Guess not. Though the average woman in her 20s gets far more attention than the average guy in his 20s, so I’d argue if she’s still single at 30+ and couldn’t find anyone despite apparently being in the top percentage of women, she seriously fucked something up.
>>34368124I watch men hit on other women all the time>>34368126You certainly are
>>34368088>look at me I have all this money all single women over 30 are boring failuresYou sound like a knobhead lol
>>34368108>doesn't really care that I'm a fat loser who is kind of a downer most of the timeYou will have much better chances if you lose the pounds and at least try to act a bit more upbeat and funI guess try bars and stuff, the girl you describe sounds pretty normal
>>34368125I really do think if I was more toxic it’d be more attractive to moids
>>34368145It's the other way around, for both genders.The more attractive you are the more you get away with and develop toxic traits because of it.
>>34368145please don't. just find good people, and give your future husband the benefit of the doubt.
>>34368061Men only approach total baddies who they have no chance with or mousy girls who seem like they won't humiliate them verbally
>>34368139>You certainly areNo, we’re really just that gullible
>>34368145What do you want a moid for?
>>34368142Well that's promising at least.
>>34368138Idk people are busy with education and work. all the heavy lifting is in your 20s, makes more sense that people have time for romance in their 30s
>>34368152To be an asshole to, apparently? Weird
>>34368122I want to be, but not yet.>>34368130>You're gonna have a lot more stress than 9 monthsThat's definitely true. I think I just hope that, eventually, enough preparation will make it all suddenly less daunting.>>34368131I don't see how or why I could come to that conclusion.
>>34368145You already sound too toxic for me to date
>>34368149?? isn't that 100% of womenfolk?
>>34368141That’s a pretty poor summary of about half of what I was trying to say. I also don’t feel right being a woman’s retirement plan, but for her sake - being forced to have sex with a guy she apparently doesn’t actually like just for stability does indeed sound cruel, so I’d rather just exit the dating pool and be happy myself than marry a woman I’m not fully happy with who’s also not fully happy with me and deal with the fallout from suppressing that unhappiness for years.
menexplain the reasoning behind your mating strategy because it makes no sense to meit feels like male praying mantises following their biological urges to get their heads bitten off
*unsheathes katana* anon would be wise to refrain from badmouthing mousy women
>>34368145I can't speak for all moids but the toxic girls used to be more forward lol, that's why I went out with themI guess it goes both ways, you get guys complaining about how nice guys finish last, probably bc the assholes are more outgoing and charming
>>34368118Men are obsessed with women who they think are interested in having sex with themTo be evil you have to feel something towards them
>>34368162I like women who are strong and kind.
>>34368159No? Real hotties would be like 5-10%, mousy girls 5-10% ish, then there are mid women, frumpy women, average women, slight hotties, and everything else
>>34368162If you ask me this question as if you were speaking to a person, I might answer it
>>34368156>enough preparation will make it all suddenly less dauntingIt will. By then it'll be alarmingly late, or probably even too late. Life tends to be fucked up like that.
>>34368164Mousy women have even higher standards than normal women. I don't care for them.
>>34368169And what are you?
I should say drink
>>34368174I love that about them. To each their own
>>34368162I don't have a mating strategy. It used to be to "just bee myself" but that clearly hasn't worked. The only other strategy I can think of is to make a shitload of money but that hasn't worked either and I wouldn't want a foid who would fall for that anyway.
>>34368156it is not ever going to be less daunting, especially not when you've built entire belief systems around how much you need to be ready. you will watch your child walk for the first time, talk for the first time, etc. and wonder to yourself "why didn't i do this sooner?" you will fuck up, do something you hate and or regret, and worry about your child, confirming to yourself you weren't ready. this is going to happen no matter what, because you're trying to prepare for something that you cannot ever truly fully grasp, because it is simply too complex to. so i reiterate: have more confidence in yourself, if not for you then at least for your future kids
>>34368175A man
>>34368164Nobody is badmouthing mousey women.
Should I buy Vampire Survivors or one of the alternatives?
>>34368162i don't have a mating strategy. most times i've dated, it has been with women escalating things with me because i straddle the line between gentle giant and unhinged schizo, and i guess there is a market for that
>>34368188Sounds like a waste of time.
>>34368187I bristle at the notion that men like mousy women because we think any other woman would yell at us, is all
I just realized that introducing yourself before hitting on someone might actually work better than immediately flirting
>>34368162Men are hard to understand because they live in a state of bewilderment because their life isn't even close to what they were hoping for when they were growing up
Women be like>reeee, beauty standards are oppressive to women!>The new beauty standard is just being rich because you need tons of money for surgeries and designer brands!Meanwhile, the women that almost all men would be perfectly happy with:>picrel
I wanna kiss her on the top of her head while she hugs me.
>>34368169That's too confusing for me.>>34368162Well to be honest, I usually start with IQ, because that tends to already weed out like 95% of women. I have a certain standard below which I won't go. Lots of signals allow me to decide if I find a girl interesting enough or not. Second thing is values. I have quite a few ICKs that make be back out. Hard to come up with a list. It's a thing that you know it when you encounter it.Third is looks. I obviously want to give my kids a fighting chance so I sort of try to think what a combination of our features would look like.Rest is vibes. Just how we get along.
>>34368162Is it really so wrong if a guy wants his head bitten off every now and then?
>>34368146Does it matter>>34368149That’s such bs lmao >>34368147I’m not capable of just being more toxic because I’m a normal person. But that’s unattractive because it’s “boring”Whatever you can walk home bitches
>>34368162I pursue women that l like.The women I like are people I can see myself with in the future, people whose goals and desires are things I want to support.
>>34368196ntaAnd? I'm a woman and my life is also not even close to what I was hoping for when I was growing up. This is not unique to men.>>34368198I thought men hated septum piercings?
>>34368198Those glasses remind me of the ones I wore as a child.
>>34368196...that is very true.
>>34368173Well fuck.>>34368184I wish there was like a bare minimums checklist to go through. Something objective, even if it's barebones and not all-inclusive. But I guess that's at odds with the self- part of self-confidence.
>>34368198Nose piercing aside, this is perfectly acceptable lookswise. I don't need more.
>>34368176What would you drinkDrink sparkling water>>34368188It's on stuff like game pass iircIt is fun and there's co op now but I wouldn't spend more than a few quid on itBrotato is also great >>34368193Bee yourself>>34368198I mean her style is dorky but she's got nice featuresIdk if I could date a girl with glasses tho
>>34368198i wish women were always this colorful, i would plap her and take her to nice restaurants and do fun, silly shit with her
>>34368196No, I am just incredibly horny all the time.My balls are always full and swole.>>34368205>menNta but are tradcucks real men? I don't think so.
>>34368196I have pretty much everything I dreamed about, though, other than a wife. Or a Ferrari, but I like my car anyway.
https://www.viz.com/shonenjump/chainsaw-man-chapter-232/chapter/49396?action=readChainsaw Man just endedWhat did WE think of it?
>>34368219>mangaWho cares.
>>34368219Never read it, look mediocre. Convince me why I should read it.
>>34368198If she has a fat white ass, she'd be my dream.
>>34368095I like your hair?Last time I complimented a woman I said she looked good in glasses and I saw the pity in her eyes.
>>34368205>And? I'm a woman and my life is also not even close to what I was hoping for when I was growing up. This is not unique to men.Yes, but their response to it is unique to men. Testosterone makes men more "type A", competitive, threat-seeking, rage prone, fatalistic (manifests in the 'we're so back / it's so over' flipflop, all these extreme positions you see men adopting)>>34368217I would say 1 in 20 men are exempt, but if you really get to know an average guy, you eventually uncover whatever it is he is coping about, and there is always something (unless you are the 1 in 20)
You can leave someone, even if you still love them.
My sweatshirt has inherited a decidedly moidy smell. Thoughts and opinions?
>>34368228Yes yes avoidant anon ok ok
>>34368198So you'd still be into her if she was a woke single mother with daddy issues, right?
>>34368196I can’t really relate to this in my thirties but could when I was around 21 to 23.
>>34368226Say what you like about it to make it more personal
>>34368230Stop using your sweatshirt as a jizz rag.
Wouldn't it be cool if we were uh in the right time and place
I am always at the right time in the right place
Complimenting women and getting a smile or a blush back makes my brain make good chemicals.
>>34368209listen anon, children raise themselves. you are acting as if you want to or can control an outcome, but there is a reason we use the word "guide" when talking about children, and "guide" involves actions you take, not things you prepare for. show your child love, foster a sense of confidence and atency in their choices as they start to become independent, be reliable in providing their needs, and you (and them) will be just fine
>>34368227I seriously doubt you know every man you come across that well, and I’m guessing you’re just insecure and trying to convince yourself everyone around you (man or woman) is just as unhappy as you.
Woman make brain chemical.
>>34368228don't remind me. i'm not sure if i even have the capacity to get over my ex. fuck, she better know what she's doing
>>34368230use fabric softener
There's nothing more CRINGE then mentioning your "ex" in any kind of concersation.NEVER EVER DO IT.It's PATHETIC.
>>34368244Brain make good chemical when give woman nutrience and woman go “mmm delicious Nutrience”
>>34368198How do you think your hypothetical gf would feel if she knew you used her as an example of the bare minimum level of attractiveness?
>>34368249I’ve seen an astounding number of women do this on first dates.
>>34368244Women sneak into my room at night and steal my brain chemicals.
>>34368237You know I have never been to Canada, right?
>>34368241I know about raising a kid, that's not the concern we're talking about. Parenting is an ongoing, evolving experience that you obviously can't prepare for in a definitive way with everything that can happen. But MAKING the kid is a switch. You go from one moment with no kid to (God willing) committing to carrying a baby to term. And I can control when that definitive goal of a commitment starts, so it's totally on us to do the best we can to make it a smooth transition from no baby to baby. Does that make sense to be so concerned about?
>>34368249Maybe it is their way of letting you know they prefer real relationships and have been hurt before.
Women, stop stealing my hoodies
>>34368259everyone’s been hurt before nigga boo hoo
>>34368257Why would you ever want to
>>34368209>bare minimums checklist to go throughCan you financially support yourself and a child?Can you mentally support yourself and a child?Do you have a father in mind?Is he enthusiastic about doing this thing with you?Does he seem like he will stick around?Do you really want to raise child?There, that's your checklist.
>>34368249manipulating yourself out of fear of being "cringe" is retarded. my ex was important to me, if you can't deal then fuck off
>>34368260tfw i have no clothes that belong to the opposite gender at my house. this is the epitome of being single, right?
>>34368249I only do it as a negative of example of what I never want to be with again.
>>34368271ntaIt is. I spend pretty shameful amount of my week daydreaming about giving a girl one of my hoodies or shirts
>>34368276I don't, but I can imagine a girl wearing my L sweaters and them being way too big for them and it's very cute.
>>34368249>"I went to greece">did you go with anyone?>"yeah, my ex">*CRASHES OUT*
>>34368278ntaOh god you mentioned travelling too, that really causes men to freak out.
>>34368271uhhh, sis? your proud trophies of a hundred past conquests? the beast pelts to keep you warm in the winter?
State GenderDo you like your name? Do you identify with it?
>>34368282MNo. And No.
>>34368269>Can you financially support yourself and a child?Not alone, no.>Can you mentally support yourself and a child?I believe so.>Do you have a father in mind?Yes.>Is he enthusiastic about doing this thing with you?I believe so.>Does he seem like he will stick around?I believe so.>Do you really want to raise child?Yes.Those are easy to answer. I meant like more technical considerations, like should I talk with my obgyn about how I'm going to start trying for a kid? Should I do any sort if medical tests beforehand? Is there an objective amount of money to set aside specifically with the knowledge that basic pregnancy and delivery averages a certain amount? Is there anything I'm unaware of that I should immediately start or stop doing before trying for a baby? You know, stuff like that.
>>34368280Stop putting words in my mouth lady
>>34368278From my experience it’s more like>Ever take any cool vacations?>Yeah I went Greece with… [ BRIEF SILENCE AS FEMALE BRAIN WORKS AT 100% ] …this guy
>>34368282MNoHate it
>>34368280>menAgain, just tradcucks.
>>34368282F. No and no. I go by my initials when I can.
>>34368258sure it does. any major, permanently life-altering decision should feel daunting, but things shouldn't be avoided merely because they are daunting. fact is, life so often will alter itself for you, without your say, regardless if what choice you make. so, in these rare opportunities where you get a say in what that altering thing is, you gotta risk it for the biscuit
>>34368282MYeah. My name is true; God has indeed been very gracious to me.
>>34368282FI'm fine with my name but it's spelled in a way that makes people mispronounce it all the time which is annoying as fuck. And I guess that constant mispronunciation has made me identify with it in a weird way.
>>34368282mindifferent. names name me not
>>34368293What's the unusual spelling that changed it so much?
>>34368295A silent u.
>>34368282Female. My parents didn’t know I was going to be a girl, so they decided to give me a unique name. Unfortunately most people can’t spell it right on their first try unless they know someone else who has it.
>>34368282MYes and yes
>>34368296Anna to Anuna, but the U is silent? Cute
I'm too tired to shower but I smell like shit.
>>34368293Twinsies
>>34368288I'm a tradbro and I like traveling. I don't understand this andrew tate meme that traveling is le bad and can ONLY be about sex tourism or whatever the fuck these guys project
Women what's stopping you from posting faceless nudes anonymously for validation?
State gender.Have you picked out any baby names?MI want to name a kid Stephen or Stephanie. I like the name Stefan a lot too.
>>34368304Dignity
>>34368304It would mean nothing to me
>>34368260You’ll never take me alive
>>34368284Those easy things are the big important things you need to answer.The rest is just details. That you should immediately start finding out the answers to and addressing, if those are the things that are keeping you from deciding to get pregnant and you're serious about wanting a child.
>>34368303>whatever the fuck these guys projectTradcucks are afraid of their women getting "stupid ideas" from being free.
>>34368289Hello, JH.
>>34368306mi'm likely never going to have kids, just doesn't seem to be in the cards for me. bu i've always like Lillian and Alexander as names
>>34368308THIS MEANS NOTHING TO MEEEEOHHHH VIENNAAAAA
>>34368282MEh. I considered going by my middle name at one point.
>>34368304The fear of being doxxed and the fear of offputting people whose opinions matter to me.
>>34368306I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it. When you said Stephen, I immediately thought of the Phteven barista cup.
I’m going to die early if I don’t sleep more. Fuck I hate working night shifts
>>34368311So can those details safely be considered after or concurrently with trying for a baby, in your opinion?
>>34368059I think there's a little more to it than that but it probably contributes sure >>34368066>>34368077Responding to both here because they kinda drive towards the same sentiment for me I think. Bear in mind these are based on my own personal experiences, and I realize not absolutely everyone is like this, but I think there are some general trends I've encountered that probably resonate with others. It's a culmination of things really. A lot of human attraction relies heavily on following social conventions, and that the widespread access of social media, pornography, and both being markets which produce content for monetary gain has lead to specific shifts in how humans relate to their sexuality. I've often seen people of both genders rely heavily on their social groups to verify or judge the attractiveness (both social and physical) of their romantic interests as a means to vett potential partners. This has some positive and negative elements, depending on the quality and values of the group, so ultimately it's user error when the individual can't discern good judgement on this. That said, with the advent of the internet exploding and social media ushering in an automated form of this and how we interact, a lot of what we define as beautiful, attractive and what we expect sexually from partners is heavily influenced by pornography. Particularly as people become more isolated and use socials as a means for aforementioned vetting, everything becomes very muddled. The vast majority of pornography is targeted towards men, with novelty and viscerality being the key psychological components utilized to target them, because they have a clear monetary incentive to do so. Marketers have studied male sexuality extensively and decisions on what kinds of scenes are produced are dictated in no small part on that research. Things that are shocking, dopamine hitting and striking are a key component in creating the feedback loops (1/?)
Have you ever used Benadryl to knock yourself out
>>34368314I should just change my legal name to that at this point.
>>34368198She looks like a Dr. Suess character>>34368228>You can leave someone, even if you still love themSometimes it's for the best. Sometimes love isn't enough.>>34368282>Do you like your name? Do you identify with it?FI used to hate it because of how feminine it is, but as I have gotten more in touch with my femininity, the more I have come to accept it and identify with it.>>34368304>Women what's stopping you from posting faceless nudes anonymously for validation?I already tried and got doxxed. Now, it just doesn't interest me. There's an irony in seeking validation and invalidating yourself in the process.>>34368306>Have you picked out any baby names?I like Booker for a boy and Amelia for a girl.
>>34368317I half-joked with my friends growing up that if I ever had a mental breakdown, I’d skip town and start going by my middle name somewhere else.I could’ve been Frank. That guy is probably a lot cooler than me
>>34368323I take the other kind it kinda of helped
>>34368304Women would only falsely validate me if my body was unattractive.Male validation can be 2 types of false, they either have 0 taste and standards or they lie in hopes of getting a crumb of sexual attention back.
>>34368312I think it comes from the view that because they wanna go to Thailand or the Philippines to fuck cheap whores they think women wanna do the same thing. It's also weird how there's a duality of moid>I climbed Mount Everest because it was there>Why the fuck would you want to climb Mount Everest? Most people die climbing it and I've already climbed one smaller mountain so I've basically already done itIt applies to ALL forms of traveling. I grew up in a trad family that traveled a bunch though.>>34368319nta but it made me think of Stephen the Protomartyr
>>34368306MNo, I'd rather kill myself than wasting my time having offspring.
>>34368310She was a girl before, right? Give me the 32yo non-virgin back!
>>34368323Mostly when I’m actually sick, but I have used it a couple times just to sleep.I dated a girl in high school whose parents would dope their daughters up with it whenever they were annoying them during long road trips, and they’d tell them “uncle Benny’s here to visit” before they dosed them. Weird shit lol
>>34368325>She looks like a Dr. Suess characterAnd that's a good thing!
>>34368326Make a movie about it titled To Be Frank.
Male US citizen anons between ages 18 and 26, Iran Thoughts?
>>34368301Buy yourself those shower steamers, wash yourself in luke warm water and then cold at the end. Buy yourself body wash that helps you wake up.
>>34368323MBenadryl doesn't make me drowsy at all, so I've never gotten these jokesI got a little sleepy after drinking half a bottle of Zzzquil (same active ingredient) for an allergic reaction to food though.
Today’s the day I show my hand. Today’s the day I let her know that I know.
>>34368343Ok
>>34368343Spooky.
>>34368343Know what?
>>34368343Post hand.
>>34368343>>34368345>>34368346HE'S PREGNANT AND SHE'S THE FATHER
>>34368343The Holy Grail War bout to escalate
>>34368343.. that you know her schedule?
>>34368322(2/2 I guess)that keep people watching. Women's bodies can vary, but they do so in predictable ways, and that shapes the general expectations of what is normal or attractive to men watching. Similarly the behavior of actresses mirrors the same brazen and quick hitting performative qualities mentioned earlier. Because these women are performing a role, how they behave is augmented from how most people normally have sex without cameras or an audience. The viewer however, still sees this play out repeatedly enough for it to imprint a kind of expectation for how women "should" behave when having sex. Even though the overt praise and constant talking is not present in general couples porn, it still markets better in general, and the incentive to stay trending or in flow with algorithms to make money affects every behavior down to video titles. Over time exposure to all of this will plant a seed of how men expect sex to be and feel in order for them to feel pleasure because they repeatedly masturbate to it and form a conditioned response to the stimuli they engage with. Knowing all this, having sex with a man with these conditioned responses means often the sex has to meet those patterns in order to stimulate pleasure for them, which limits the natural sexual expression of both participants, but particularly for women because not following the routine risks him losing arousal entirely. It's a very constricting script to have to follow and also meet the ever demanding need for novelty. Inevitably women wanting to please their male partners have to risk a complete loss of interest or lack of chemistry due to not performing well enough, or they do concede to the performance, but inevitably burn out entirely because of how one sided it becomes which creates resentment that drives a wedge into all aspects of intimacy in the relationship.
>>34368346She misled me. She's not the woman I thought she was, nor is she the woman she thinks she is. I know everything about her by her own admission, and I know the perfect way to let her know.
>>34368339Happy
>>34368282M it’s a pretty basic name but that’s honestly good because unless the person doesn’t speak much English or something, no one mispronounces it
>>34368358Damn just tell her.
Male anons what do think of these earrings I found on Pinterest>>34368359Happy and you know it?
>>34368362And give her the satisfaction? She'll learn soon enough anyway. And by the time she learns, it will be too late.
>>34368306F, yes. Something biblical. Isaac, John, Andrew, Matthew, etc.
How do I know if the people I'm in a discord server have created another one and talk about me behind my back?
It's done. I've let her know. Now it's up to her to piece it all together.
>>34368306I had with my ex, we picked names that were white but also meant something in her culture.
>>34368365They're cute.
>>34368365>Male anons what do think of these earrings I found on PinterestAdorable.
I need to be around less cunty women 2bh
>>34368366Learn what
>>34368376That she spilled everything to me without knowing it. That I know exactly why she acted the way she did.
>>34368371You're such a faggot
Did you rike it?
>>34368379Why did she jerk off Denji?
>>34368304I have OF.
>>34368365Fun and cute
I've got a thing for you
>>34368304I would not get any validation.
>>34368371>>34368377Why not just talk her in person or on the phone about it. You're behaving and acting like a woman
>>34368321Concurrently sounds ideal.
>>34368385She blocked me on social media for vagueposting about her too much.
>>34368384It wouldn't even get a single pity (You)
>>34368384I’m not going to encourage you to post nudes, but you underestimate the kinds of guys who hang out on /soc/ or in camgirl chats.
>>34368365I question the taste of the foid who would choose to wear them.
>>34368388jk
>>34368282FYeah I guess I do. I'm not sure if I identify with it strongly but I accept and associate the name with myself.>>34368249So do you want me to just lie to you or? I think it's better to tell you I went to Cape cod with my ex than say I went to Cape cod and you have to ask if I went with a guy and I sheepishly admit I went with an ex. Like I did do it why be weird about it. >>34368304Been there, done that, don't care any more>>34368306I have notI can't commit to a tattoo concept the idea of naming a person makes me kind of nauseous.
>>34368282MNo, it's hard to pronounce in English and sounds strange.
>>34368391Nta but what's wrong with them? They're whimsical and not ugly what's the problem?
>>34368385She's the one who ended it. I'm simply providing the epilogue.
>>34368400>the epilogue.Lmao
>>34368401Something for her to think about. I won't provide any comment.
>>34368355i appreciate your detailed response, and want to stew on it. my first impression is that i can't relate much to it because i don't have a lot of sexual experience, am kind of a loner (the two are connected) and ideal sex for me is just enjoying each other through play, emphasis on play. this does not seem to be the attitude a lot of people have with sex (which may be your point), at least this is my impression, so maybe i might be the weird one here.i'm sympathize with your argument though, i feel very similarly with dating in general, seeing women on dating apps, how they've all converged to the same flavor of pictures, profiles, etc. because they've been herded to maximize what they think is supposed to appeal to me was an unwelcome surprise.
Hell hath no fury like a moid scorned.
Male anons did you know your regular soap and body washes have a different pH than your vulva-vaginal area? This imbalance can lead to irritation dryness and discomfort. Vagisil pH balance wash is specially formulated to match you natural pH
>>34368386Alright. Guess I'll get jizzed in this weekend.
>>34368406I don't have a vulva-vaginal area though
>>34368406Stop trying to trick us into thinking about your pussy.
>>34368406I know I'm a pussy you don't have to rub it in
>>34368406>VagisilThat's pink tax shit you don't need it
>>34368406Believe it or not, people managed to stay clean for all of human history without using random chemicals and shit we developed in the past 50 years.Cute doctor cat, though!
>>34368406That's not true stop lying, dermatologist even have called out that lie.
Referring to my gf as my vulva-vaginal area
>>34368406I just use baking soda.Fixes every PH issue.
>>34368402Just talk to her. Just do it
>>34368402Stop being a pussy and DM whoever it is that you write purple prose about in here.
Lol
I think I would have nicer hair if I was a medieval tennant farmer because I wouldn't be using hot, chlorinated, hard water and soaps that strip me of my natural oils to do it. And I would have a boar bristle brush that naturally distributes my scalp oil throughout the hair.>>34368415Nice
>>34368406>your vulva-vaginal areaDidn't know I have one?
>>34368408Impossible, all humans have one or more>>34368412He was arrested for medical malpractice >>34368415That’s not very nice anon
>>34368325>She looks like a Dr. Suess characterMore like Dr. Sus>Booker for a boyBruv's gonna work at the bookies >>34368323When I was quite mentally unwell I used to chug Benadryl while abusing other substances and yeah it does fuck you up, I don't recommend
>>34368427>He was arrested for medical malpracticeDo you mean 'meowpractice'?
>>34368301Just dew it>>34368282M, yeah it's chill>identifyIdk
>>34368398They are ugly, and whimsical in a tasteless way. I can't imagine anyone looking better for wearing them.IMO.
>>34368417>>34368420I have already said everything I needed to say. She could have responded, but the time for talk is over now. This is all I can leave her with. When she finds out, I'm sure she'll want to talk again, but that's for her to decide.
>>34368407I'll believe it when I see it.
>>34368249>There's nothing more CRINGE then mentioning your "ex" in any kind of concersationBlue-Eyes White Dragon EX, attack this scoundrel
>>34368433DamnI'm judging you for being too serious. I'd rather hang out with goose earring girl. You and your unearned sense of superiority can go stand in the corner with a drink lol.
Gender, do you even understand how anybody can think that Rei is a better character than Asuka?
>>34368439FNo, Asuka is best girl.
>>34368437I summon, the legendary EXODIA!
>>34368322>I've often seen people of both genders rely heavily on their social groups to verify or judge the attractiveness (both social and physical) of their romantic interests as a means to vett potential partners. This has some positive and negative elements, depending on the quality and values of the group, so ultimately it's user error when the individual can't discern good judgement on this.I think I do this a lot. I feel a need to ask my different friend groups (the church friends, the old friends from uni, and then our mutuals from wherever we met) to try and get a more rounded view of whether or not I should date this person. I don't know if it's a good or a bad thing, but I'm still single. I don't think there's a 'perfect person' or 'soulmate' but I think there are people I am compatible with. Yesterday, I was listening to a friend talk about how he met and started dating his wife and I just feel like I've never felt that way about a girl or had something "magical" happen where it all just works out, but sometimes I wonder if it just seems that way after-the-fact. I'm trying to cope right now because the girl I am increasingly liking and have a lot of commonalities with has some uncompromiseable traits and I need to move on, so maybe I have a bit of a negative view on all of this right now.
>>34368438That is your prerogative. Hope you'll have fun together.
>>34368439MThey’re contrarians. That’s the only possible explanation.Misato is the bestest girl though.
>>34368439wtf are you on about?
>>34368452Wow, she's doing the thing that every other anime girl does! I'd rather watch sailor moon. Usagi is a better character than Rei as well.
>>34368439I haven't watched enough of the show to form an opinion on this subject
>>34368434Finds out what?
>>34368455If you watched the show you are almost guaranteed to like Asuka more. Rei barely gets any characterization until the 2 main movie versions of the series.
>>34368455Watch da show + da movie + the three sequel movies + the cheeky fourth sequel NOW
>>34367934>>34367958>>34367885MMy larger real life friend group is roughly 6 single guys and 6 single girls + 3 or so married couples and none of the singles want to date each other, myself included. It's almost a little weird how much the men and women in the group will openly talk about how they can't find "a good partner" in front of the opposite sex, because while I might share the sentiments, I feel like it'd be hurtful to say to a bunch of single women. Yeah, I know they mean it in the "A good partner for (Me)" but you know what I mean?But I wonder sometimes are we just doing it wrong? Should my friend group just be coalescing into couples, or is it really supposed to be that we all find a bf/gf from outside the group? I don't wanna date any of these girls for various reasons though.I want a gf, but I'd rather be single than my current options. But I've felt that most of my life, with a few exceptions where the girls I've wanted don't want me back or we just uncover something that won't make the relationship work.
>>34368467Imagine how terrible all of you must be for 6 single-pairs where none of them want to date the other.Grim.
>>34368406this doesn't make any physical/biological sense, even if you "unbalanced" the pH, your body is constantly producing stuff at a specific pH, so it would be self-correcting
>>34368340What about a warm, yummy bubble bath? You can soak, exfoliate and nap. >>34368441kek why you block meeeeee
>>34368467I don’t think you’re doing it wrong, at least. No sense in forcing yourself to be attracted to someone.
>>34368427>That’s not very nice anonShe can call me her scrote-taint zone if she wants. I’m an egalitarian
>>34368284Also to be clear, by>enthusiastic about doing this thing with youI meant fatherhood and raising a child. Not cumming inside you.
Is it even possible to find a gf in any demographic unless you're in a position of extreme power these days? It's like women only think you exist if you run a scam business while living in dubai.
>>34368487Go outside.
>>34367885>prefer to remain alone rather than to settle for some who is far from their ideal?Why do you say that like it's a bad thing?
>>34368487>It's like women only think you exist if you run a scam business while living in dubai.It's nothing like that at all. You sound like you've been hanging out on tiktok or something way too much.
>>34368435I was going to make a joke but almost vommed in my mouth thinking about cum.
>>34368487A woman pays attention to me right now even though I don’t own any slaves or poop on women. You gotta go outside.
>>34368486Of course. Honestly, he's never expressed any resistance to my request that he never finish inside me, which is a relationship first. So I don't think he even cares about the sexual aspect of it.
I hate having to copy an image into MSPaint just to save it as a jpg.
We try another souffle
>>34368500If windows didn’t suck my dick from the back, this is something we’d be able to do with the context menu.
>>34368487You have incel brain rot
>>34368500>copy image into 4chan-x post>it's a webp>paste it into paint and then paste it into 4chan-x post>it's 9 MB>have to SAVE it as a JPG to post itit's so tiresome
>>34368500>>34368509There are extensions that give you an option on right click to save things as non webp/avif/bullshit formats.
How many calories does some beef brisket have? And a sweet potato? I’m trying to hit 2200 calories
>>34368505Whoops, I accidentally looked at this photo of your souffle too hard and it made the real souffle collapse. Sorry, bro.
>>34368516Why didn't you just google this
>>34368516Why would you think someone would know that off the top of their head? You're just asking them to google it for you so do it yourself.
>>34368495Good thing it's not going in your mouth.
>>34368490nta but the longer you go without finding your ideal (+ you being their ideal) the more you get discouraged that they don't existIf I think about my foid friends and imagine having children with any of them, only two of them don't give me a complete and total ick. One is my best friend's ex and the other explicitly doesn't want children.
I wish I was John Cena. He's so cool. Foids could never understand.
>>34368521>>34368524You guys are eaters
>>34368487You can find some women to attempt the whole ordeal with. That's what these anons mean. At the end of the day it's up to your own ability to be tall, hairlineful, projecting of a certain social and financial status and so on and so forth. The world is an equal opportunity playing ground and what they mean is that it's not women's fault you're subpar.
>>34368500What sites other than 4chan doesn't support webp? Also as someone once pointed out, you can screenshot the image directly in your browser.
>>34368529Honestly, in the mouth seems way more foul than during piv. I think the desensitization has been helping a lot when it comes to having that stuff around my lower half in general.
>>34368500We've been insanely lucky with file formats, as users. We could have been dealing with USB-version tier differences of file formats for years. webp was just a small blip
>>34368539>in the mouth seems way more foul than during pivObviously.
>>34368530Why did you respond to me? This didn't answer my question at all?
>>34368542Well it seems like most guys expect a woman to take it in the mouth during a bj, so I don't think it's obvious to them.
Not great, not terrible.I blame anon for looking at that picture too hard.
>>34368531WdymMy youngest sister used to be obsessed with him as like a 3rd grader
As long as I take twice as much ibuprofen and acetaminophen as directed and every 4 hours instead of every 6 I can deal with the pain of being a single moid who hasn't had sex in 14 months. Women could never understand
>>34368550Enjoy your ulcer ig
>>34368549That's not the same as wanting to be just like him though, even if she had good taste as a 3rd grader
I think this is the worst month of my life. Foids stop hexing me.
Foids could never…
>>34368554My enclave of etsy witches will never stop
Thanks to these threads exposing how women think, I hate women now and I've decided I'm gay.
>>34368545>This didn't answer my question at all?your question>Why do you say that like it's a bad thing?my answer in other words, is that most atogans are gradually becoming more pessimistic about finding someone who is their ideal partner as time goes onThat pessimism is bad, but I don't think compromising is necessarily a good idea either. You're never gonna find a perfect partner, but there are certainly things you shouldn't compromise on.
>>34368500Just take a screenshot of it
>>34368555Foids could never shoulder as much responsibility as men do everyday, while barely getting recognized for it.
>>34368560No offense but this is a lot of words to say "I agree with you"
>>34368550>hasn't had sex in 14 monthsdid you forget where you are?
>>34368533Girls like that
>>34368563I prefer "this but unironically," but yes
>>34368559Nooooooooooo
Can you stop going to sleep so goddamn late. I'm talking to you by the way. You know who you are.
>>34368278>>34368280>travelThere's nothing intrinsically wrong about travel.It's just that we understand "travel" to be a euphemism for, "I travelled abroad to engage in a sexcapade without ruining my local reputation too much."And having be around single female travelers, that's ... not far from the truth. To the male brain, hearing a woman talk about having sex with other men is generally not a turn on...
>>34368554What happened
>>34368547This doesn't seem relevant to what we were talking about.
>>34368570You gave me insomnia. I haven't slept in over a month because of what you said.
>>34368488>>34368497I've been outside. there are no women there because I don't live in dubai.>>34368491How can you 'hang out' on tiktok? I don't even have tiktok or any social media for that matter.>>34368508My brain might be rotted due to inceldom, but that doesn't make women appear near me instead of in dubai, and I can't un-incel-breainrot myself without women helping.>>34368534So you're saying I need to move to dubai? Or at least pretend that I live in dubai and am just travelling if I happen to find a woman around here (unlikely)?
>>34368570No. Learning to read in the 3rd grade irrevocably fucked up my day-night cycle.
>>34368548Looks good. I'd eat it.
Did the journal factory explode or something? Tell it to your diary
>>34368577Nigga why were you illiterate until 3rd grade
Women, do you give kisses to your bf or do you only take kisses from your bf?
>>34368579I'm sorry, I already ate it.
>>34368580the femoids posting here grew up dumping their diary thoughts to tumblr and think it's acceptable to do the same here
>>34368574What were we talking about before cum and getting knocked up? I forget.
>>34368547I don’t believe most of us do, to be honest.
>>34368576>Or at least pretend that I live in dubaiTo be honest I don't think the Dubai thing works. A lot of women and particularly OF women love Dubai, but for different reasons. I don't think they look at the typical men there. Rather, they're on the lookout for opportunities to get shit on and do bestiality with camels. For a lot of cash, of course. They know their worth.
>>34368584I was talking about your pussy.
>>34368583It's a storm of smooches, it's impossible to tell where each kiss originates from.>>34368588That's sort of a relief.
Should I date my ex's sister?
the neighbor's stupid faggot dog is barking again
Cum? Sex??
>>34368594Probably not.
Menr make me depressed
>>34368598Why?
>>34368595Probably lonely. That anon is right go write in a journal.
>>34368570NoWhen she's asleep is the only time I have any kind of semi guaranteed peace
>>34368596I'll take the sex minus the cum, please.
Who was that anon freaking out about
>>34368582I believe the word "retarded" could literally apply here.
>>34368598What did we do
>>34368605my neighbor's stupid faggot dog
>>34368605Me
>>34368583I neither give nor receive kisses because he dumped me>>34368586You're not wrongAlthough half the time I'm only bringing it up because I'm hoping to start an argument>>34368594Lol no
>>34368610What’d you do to that guy to get him monologuing
>>34368613Clamped his balls
>>34368604No substitutions.
>>34368587The whole day has apparently been about you getting knocked up. Which necessarily touches on the subject of cum. But what men may or may not expect to do in your mouth seems removed from that subject.
>>34368614Yowch. Consent is important anon
>>34368598My baddd, I have had anxiety a long time.>>34368609All dogs should be loved.
>>34368596Str*ight s*x has conditioned me to feel anger and resentment at the mere idea of a man having an orgasm
>>34368617Hey, I said I was gonna vom, then YOU brought up mouths. You brought us to this conversation menu, I'm just ordering from it.
>>34368623I think you were doing it wrong?
No half measures.
>>34368623:/ dang anon, sorry. You’ve been with some shitty guys.
Today is a good day to write paragraphs of flowery made up nonsense.
>>34368626Nah that's defeatist bullshitHalf measures are better than nothingIt's almost always better to do something even if you can't do everything
>>34368612>half the time I'm only bringing it up because I'm hoping to start an argumentbased, i love making unhinged posts in this thread to start arguments or at least get everyone mad at me. you're one of the good ones.
>>34368630Real
Women PLEASE stop wearing ur hair up if ur going to sit in the front rows, I can’t see shit
I think it's cruel to fix cats and dogs. Imagine your owner mutilating your balls.
>>34368636Especially if it's about someone in particular but sounds like it's about no one in particular.
On my fat girl shit
>>34368650What’s shordy eatin
>>34368650Plap
>>34368647I'm gonna cum
>>34368647>your ownerI don't have an owner, anon.
>>34368624Then I'm taking it off the menu. For your own good.
Mutilate atoga's balls
Damn femanon. You need a cheeseburger. Or five.
>>34368647wish i had an owner. i'd let her pet me and do whatever else ownwrs do with their pets.
>>34368647>Imagine your owner mutilating your balls.At least one poster here got an erection from reading this.
>>34368666Was it you?
>>34368665are you into petplay?
>>34368668No but I knew someone would ask that.
>dude just find your looksmatch
>>34368666i realized my mistake too late
Women, would you make any changes to my Edison Lightsworn deck?
>>34368665*makes smoochie sounds and pets lap for you to jump on and nussle my sweaty nape
>>34368671a little bit, yeah desu
>>34368646That bun bimbo is still smaller and less obstructive than a big stinky moid being allowed to sit in the audience. Anyone taller than 5'8 should be forced to lie on the floor unless they're a woman>>34368647Most men would be happier without their balls, they just howl about no gf and no sex all day
>>343686471) They do not mutilate the balls, they surgically remove them2) Doing it is a matter of responsibility to prevent unwanted animals and strays 3) Non-neutered animals have some really annoying habits.
>>34368673??? they are fairly looksmatched
>>34368673Before I opened it I thought that was his little sister or something
>>34368678y-you too haha
>>34368679would you wear a puppy mask and gloves, walk on all fours and sleep in a kennel under the bed?
Women, do you want to feminize a man?
>>34368673I hope my looksmatch is a cute mousy girl.
Idk I quite like my balls
>>34368680most men would be happier dead, that's not saying much,life is but a struggle
MenHow can I straddle you without making you hard?
>>34368682no they're notwithout the makeup she's a 6, he's a solid 8-9
>>34368443Lmao I love this memeI remember when I was in the NHS and used to smoke with the nurses and we lol'd at the "quitting will improve your health" no shit :O
>>34368692Why would you want to?
>>34368681>1) They do not mutilate the balls, they surgically remove themThat's Orwellian speech.>2) Doing it is a matter of responsibility to prevent unwanted animals and straysI'm not pro-abortion.>3) Non-neutered animals have some really annoying habits.The right to the pursuit of happiness is universal.
>>34368692the fuck is a straddle?
>>34368697Are you vegan?
>>34368693I was pulling your leg bro. He might be autistic or they are HS sweethearts.Poor girl, won't end well for her.
>>34368696Sometimes I just wanna sit on the moid and nothing more
>>34368500Real, I just use webp => png converterYou can use FFmpeg or dwebp in command line>>34368531Bro is a hero>>34368550>hasn't had sex in 14 monthsTry nearly 28 years>>34368564Lel
>>34368701No and neither is my dog.
>>34368692Catch me by surprise, maybe?
God I love this motherfuckers voice. I'm not gay but dammit if I'm not jealous.
I remember hearing about people (gotta be guys) who got silicon testes implanted into their neutered dogs. The dog doesn't care that it has no balls, you're just projecting your own castration anxiety onto your dog.
>>34368704Oh jeez I need that in my life
I don't believe in having sex. Sounds cringe and normiepilled.I'm a manoist.
>>34368704But... why? And just because he gets hard doesn't necessarily mean you have to do anything about it. Just consider it a lump in the furniture.
>>34368306M, If it's a girl, Madeline (so I can call her Maddie)If it's a boy, Owen
>>34368711>Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>34368686femoids will type out fantasies like this but when i say i want to do all of this while dressed in latex suddenly i'm the weird one
>>34368686in principle i probably would for periods of time if my owner in the scenario wanted me to, though the masks all universally look kinda freaky to me and cages freak me out, i mostly enjoy the psychology and submission aspect, but in truth it isn't a kink i've explored much because i never leave my house. i would sleep in a giant dog bed though
>>34368710Guys do it too, after testicular cancer.Either way, it's the principle. I'm a man of principle if nothing else.
>>34368706The right to pursuit of happiness is universal unless you or your dog feel like eating them, check.
>>34368718>>34368719sorry, but these kind of things only happen in gay couple scenariosAT BEST you might get adopted by a married bi dude who will be your master, and occasionally his wife might also join the play.
>>34368714No good. The lump has to go
>>34368558We must start burning witches again>>34368573>strep throat knocked me out for a week>got dumped by a girl i really liked for no good reason>got heatstroke on vacation because too much drinking>stomach got fucked up>got heatstroke again at home >got a hemorrhoid that is keeping me from walking, sitting, working, and sleeping>new depression treatment I'm trying isn't working>expenses out the fucking assBeen out of commission for like half the month. I've NEVER had a heatstroke before so no idea where the fuck this is coming from. I'm just done with March.
>>34368550I haven’t had sex in seven years. I can make hypercubes out of hard light and break cinderblocks with dick.Ibuprofen makes my stummy hurt
>>34368728I think you might want to upgrade to a model with the lumps higher up.
>>34368723That's also how it works within human society.That's basically capitalism...
>>34368732>I haven't had sex in seven yearsSame. I'm mostly just kind of apathetic about it though. I don't have any super powers, but also my tummy doesn't hort.
>>34368692Do it in a non sexual way or something. But I wouldn't know I have 0 experience with women
>>34368647This. My dogs deserve to breed and make puppies.
>>34368725yeah i know i'll be alone forever, you don't have to rub it in
>>34368659Thanks for the consideration.
>>34368732>haven’t had sex in seven yearsThose are rookie numbers.
If she sat on me I might get hard but it would probably soften up if there was no fuggin
>>34368708whose lel>>34368710I guess you could say, the dawg is ballin>>34368713based sigma boy>>34368692hard mode for us inironically. I have to be too depressed at the time to get hard
>tfw you'll never be adopted as a pet by a lesbian couple who will insist on keeping you drainedwhy. even. live?
This "why even live" joke has become so tiresome.
>>34368439Asuka is definitely more interesting and better written but I can’t imagine being around her for more than 30 seconds without pulling my hair out
>>34368743If she sat on me I might get hard but if she shat on me I might cry>>34368454usagi is more relatable but rei is still cool>>34368750>become so tiresomeit's all so tiresome...... (why even live)
>>34368736I was apathetic for the first five years, but a need to breed has hit me like a truck the last two winters.I am finally trying to date again, so maybe I’ll get laid this year if I get into a committed relationship. I’m not one for casual sex.
Women, would you fuck this man instantly? Would you let him breed you?
>>34368509>it's 9 MB>have to SAVE it as a JPGpersonally I just resize the png rather than using jpg>>34368757nag, I'd like to think this is staged otherwise this guy is a colossal douche
>>34368757What the fuck is his problem?(other than this likely being scripted)
>>34368757kek, I'd buy that guy a beer
>>34368757Why tf did he do that? Why is she doing that? I’m so confused
>>34367472>A woman with a body count of 1 who she was legally married to but she has a 2 year old
>>34368757Based moustachioed Chad
>>34368762Then what is the scriptwriter's problem?
>>34368759she is the bigger douche, the fuck is she doing slutting around like that in public?
>>34368355>Knowing all this, having sex with a man with these conditioned responses means often the sex has to meet those patterns in order to stimulate pleasure for them, which limits the natural sexual expression of both participants, but particularly for women because not following the routine risks him losing arousal entirely.This is part of why I mostly jerk it to solo women or memories/fantasies in my head now because I realized that the porn I watch is just getting more and more absurd as time goes on.
Wow
>>34368770a photoshoot isn't a crime lol. how do you think pictures for ads and magazines are taken?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW0GHUyuOKgThis moid is so handsomeMoids, do you look and sound like this?
>>34368774Whaaaaaaaaat
>>34368774What(you)
>Girl having photos taken of her in public>guy literally assaults her>"lol, based moid, taking foid down a peg"And the guys here wonder why women don't like them.
>Gender>Will you be on the side of the humans or the side of the machines in the upcoming more for dominance?
>>34368782foid can peg me anytime if she wants desu
>>34368778No.If I did I would have a wife too.
>>34368774That 21 year old game for fat people?
>>34368782>And the guys here wonder why women don't like them.I'm popular with women, actually.
>>34368776>>34368764>>34368762100% guaranteed way to get any woman wet
Men, would you let your gf peg you if that was her condition to try anal with her?
>>34368782taking a foid down a peg will always be something I'll applaud
>>34368778Mid voice and face
>>34368783m. machines, not a second thought. i like people but have zero sympathy for humanity, and frankly we need to be replaced
>>34368454also usagi is bae but a-ko did the toast thing a decade earlier>>34368778>glasses>short straight light hair>nerdy voiceno but good for bro for getting two cakes>>34368792no bc I'm not interested in anal or pegging
>>34368792No.
>>34368795Same.
Why do you think the machines would want you on their side lmao It's machines not machines and humans
>>34368795>machines, not a second thought. i like people but have zero sympathy for humanitybased and cosmic nihilism/technological posthumanism-pilled https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE8ENvlp_v4
>>34368792Yes? I'd let my woman peg me regardless because the prostate feels fucking insanely good. Guys that are scared of getting their ass played with are fucking straight up retarded.t. Dominant masculine top male that grunts like a fucking beached walrus when it's hit right.
>>34368800The Klan accepts black members. Nothing wrong with having turncoats available.
>>34368664If I had $5 for every time someone said this to me I'd probably have $1000You're not funny and why is it always a cheeseburger
>>34368782That guy looks like he fucks. He fucks so much that he has no qualm about pushing a foid in a fountain. His reputation is THAT solid.If anything, my guess is his wife/gf was bitching to him about how slutty that bitch was being and he decided to act.
>>34368792I don't want to try anal that much, so no
>>34368792Never try to discourage a guy from anal by threatening him with pegging. Men have prostates and spacious loose low pressure assholes so taking anal is actually pleasurable for them.
men with long legs and fat asses
Femanon, can you please put my balls in a waffle maker and then spit in my face?
>>34368808>why is it always a cheeseburgerCheeseburgers are tasty and fattening.
>>34368800I didn't mean it like I'd be helping them. I just don't care if humanity gets disappeared.
>>34368787Hey! That’s a fun game for fat people.It was more fun when it was new.
>>34368814>tfw fat ass but manlet
>>34368792No. If she wants anal she can bloody well ask for it like a normal person.
>>34368787nta but I walked past a guy with a world of warcraft hoodie with his presumed gf the other day, and he talked exactly how you'd expect him to
>>34368814what do you want
>>34368814I wear those chinos for myself, thank you very much. Can’t believe you’d objectify me like this.
>>34368816Be original come on tell me to eat some ice cream or an entire brisket by myself have some fun with it if you're going to be annoying
>>34368789Really? I was at the global women meeting last week and nobody mentioned you..
I don't think I'm a footfag, but this girl stuck her clean, smooth and soft bare feet in my face (we were on the couch sitting on opposite ends) and it wasn't badMaybe I was a bit too harsh on the footfags ITT...
Women, do you like moid scent?
I've spend 2 weeks in a mental hospital, but I'm alright now. Will I ever find a woman?
>>34368819If you admit you're a manlet on /atoga/ you will lose on all the future (You)'s. We are all very tall hunks over here.
>>34368819>>34368823>>34368825*slaps butt in public*
One day I’ll pee on a moid
>>34368833Women have done this to me so many times. They’re menaces
>>34368828>global women meeting last week and nobody mentionImagine the smell...
>>34368832>We are all very tall hunks over hereout of my way I can't see>>34368831sure, as long as you stay on your meds and stay sober what were you in for?
>>34368800never said they'd want me on their side, my feelings actually have very little to do with machines and everything to do with mankind. i ranted about this day before yesterday in this general when i was in a sour mood.
>>34368757That's literally assaultand they have it on videoThat's such a stupid thing to do regardless of if you think it was funny or mean
I dreamt about a snake that looked like a cat.
>>34368830Yes. I want a moid whose scent gets me addicted to huffing his sheets and makes me never want to leave the bed
>>34368834With his consent or?
>>34368834Have femanons cycles merged? Is everyone ovulating?Question: Does ovulating raw pussy hit different than normal raw pussy? What about sex where she's whispering into your ear telling you to breed her?
>>34368814unless you're putting me in a collar and praising me, i don't want to hear it.
>>34368839Psychosis that I got from stress.
>>34368836I don't like that.
>>34368836Even if you did you will never look that good. You don't have the figure for it.
>>34368828aw. i want to pick her up and hug her. i love cats.
>>34368833>*slaps butt in public*bruh>>34368834why>>34368836you shouldn't, eat cheeseborgcute earrings tho>>34368841this lol>let's film ourselves committing a crime and not cover our faces and post it online room temp IQ>>34368842did it miaow>>34368848sorry to hear that man. did they give you antipsychotics?
>>34368836You don't need to be this skinny. Just be a healthy weight for you.
>>34368850:(
it takes a lot to survive in this world but I believe in you faggots https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM9hAGqVWPg
>>34368860Yeah.
>>34368830YeahMy last bf had very little body odor so I had to like, huff his hair to get anything and I was the stinky one>>34368846Actually I might be? Might not be til the weekend tho.
I like girls with fatty faces.
I demand an explanation from the pee foid.
>>34368864*as long as they have skinny bodies and big tits, especially tits with a high fibrous tissue composition and not fat.
don't be mean to kittenposter, she's always super nice to everyone here :\
>>34368834>tfw I keep accidentally peeing on my moid when I don't want to
>>34368870That guy sucks, yeah.
>>34368870agreed she's a sweetheart but there will always be haters
>>34368833why are you saying that as if I'd mind? I know I ass mog you
>>34368831why didn’t you find one at the hospital
>>34368872Actual pee or “squirt”
I dislike my fatty elongated deflated looking tits
>>34368867As long as she is tallish, actually. I don't care about tits. Never did.And I'm not into super skinny either. I like a bit of chub. Ideally not too much.
>>34368882Post them
>>34368879Idk. I pee before sex, but somehow I can still end up pissing during sex. Either way, I don't like it.
How to humiliate big cocks
>>34368882I like saggy titties.
>>34368888My bf gets embarrassed when I start hitting things with it. Try that.
>>34368808It's a classic that's why
>>34368884NoThey're in the archives somewhere if anyone cares to go hunting for /soc/ posts from 2018 or earlier
Femanons why did you make him do it?
>>34368883Short and fat isn't a good look at all.Tall and fat works, somehow.
>>34368895>quadruple amputeehow did he shoot him, holding the gun in his mouth or smth lol?
>>34368834What is it with you and pee
>>34368888A girl kept saying my cock was small while looking at it (it's 8") and it kind of annoyed meShe watched way too much gay porn though.
>>34368891Do you ever knock things over with it?
>>34368888CheckedJust ride it and squeeze it so tight that I cum in 5 seconds. And bruise it with your cervix.
>>34368883this is one of the rare pic examples posted here where I think the dude is better looking than the woman desu
>>34368901Not yet, but now I have to.
>>34368889Not as much as not saggy titties thoughThey're "good enough" not good. It is what it is I just wish I liked looking at myself naked instead of it being basically neutral I guess.
>>34368898And he did it while driving
>>34368570I didn't go to sleep that late, I slept 6am - 9am >:(>>34368598Why ):>>34368595This is why I prefer cats
>>34368903She's not bad looking by any means but yeah he's absolutely scoring more "conventionally attractive" points.
>>34368903AI tends to make all people look super good.Anyway, my intention was to portray the type I'm into.
>>34368895*puns darkly*
Why are European /atoga/ hours full of bitterness while American hours are full of people asking dumb questions and having fun?
>>34368870She's fucking crazy and neurotic
>>34368900Cute>>34368902How is that humiliating the guy
>>34368899Let her cook
>>34368905What's important is whether or not you like looking at your partner naked.
>>34368914American Exceptionalism
>>34368914Half the "euro" posters are Muslim.
>>34368914European cultures tends to be more pessimistic than American culture.
>>34368673I think I've seen that girls makeup tutorials before. She's really good at enlarging her eyes
>>34368914Americans are dumb.
>>34368887My condolences. Doubt he minds much
>>34367551I don't particularly want a woman to rub her pisshole in my face. I'd respond in the sense that she's into me but it'd throw meoff.
>>34368914There used to be a time when Euro hours were comfy. Especially in the morning. Too bad that's gone now
>>34368916>How is that humiliating the guyFeels humiliating when my dick is all sore and then you go "ready for round 2?"
>>34368921>typical American worldknowledgeIf they were Muslim, they'd be more cheerful.
>>34368918It's pretty important that they also like looking at me naked?He dumped me so it doesn't really matter what I think/want anyway
>>34368914Euros are 10x more autistic
>>34368914More newfags who came here because they heard this was le internet hate machine post here during yuro hours. It’s a miserable read.
>>34368926He just ends up laughing. Supposedly with me, not at me, but I still don't like the mess.
>>34368928>Especially in the morningMaybe some Australians tuning in?
It's just one of those days.
>>34368922Even when we're all watching the same dumb characters they tend to prefer the cynical, depressed, anxious, etc, characters. I don't totally understand it, but have some guesses from genetics to history to current institutions.
>>34368899Nothing
>>34367551A certain woman could cold call me about this and I’d probably load myself into a cannon and fire it at her general vicinity just so I can make it happen as soon as possible. I love eating pussy.
>>34368932>It's pretty important that they also like looking at me naked?Also true, but doesn't necessarily correlate with how you see yourself.>He dumped me so it doesn't really matter what I think/want anywayI'm sorry to hear that.
>>34368939>Squirrels chew on vapes because we made them smell like fruitWell now I feel bad
>>34368927But you want to shove your piss staff where? And that is sapposedly acceptable and not the same errrrr am I mistaken?
>>34368941It's just how it is. It's due to history.You Americans self selected yourself for the most optimistic by seeking fortunes across an ocean sailing on a 17th century vessels. There's probably a genetic component to it.
>>34368944I bet you mean me.
>>34368943You wanted to get peed on too is that your thing
>>34368951I’m not so sure. Who are you?
>>34368945I'm not low self esteem over it or anything I've gotten pretty good at body neutrality I just think I would enjoy thinking my own tits are sexually appealing.It's kind of the same feeling I would have if I bought a house and it was red. It's fine the paint's not chipping or anything and other people seem to like it just fine, but I don't. Irks me is all.
>>34368953No
>>34368914because Americans are stupid(jk I like to bantz also)>>34368921inshallah>>34368941yeah a lot of british shows have to be made more upbeat for you americans
>>34368946Animals being hooked on nic is the most badass thing I can think of
>>34368792No. She can jam a finger up my ass during a bj, that's as far as it'll go. Rather go a whole life without my cock in a girlbutt because pegging disgusts me.
>>34368954Well if I say and I'm wrong, I'll feel stupid. So I'll just pretend I'm right.
>>34368921>>34368931Tangential topic but can someone explain why every nursing and medical school in the US is now just brimming with Muslim women?Maybe this is just a thing at my school but it seems weird. I see Muslim male students in every major but all the hijabs I see are in medical classesalso I think most Muslim men I see on my campus are rich international students from the gulf petrol-states while most of the Muslim women are relatively local and raised in the US. And that makes me kinda sad like Muslims in Muslim countries don’t want to send their girls to fancy American collegesAlso the Muslim men at my school are so gross and mean compared to the Muslim women who are sweetest people ever. But why are they all doing medical stuff??
>>34368941>>34368922Worth mentioning that in Euro, people get significantly more cheerful after a few beers.That's why drinking culture is traditionally stronger over here.OROr maybe it's the other way round. In culture where drinking is taboo, they learn to be cheerful without needing inebriation.
>>34368939bro is on his smoke break, leave him alone>>34368963these critters be wildin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXr7J7Ss8lA
>>34368960So why do you bring it up so much then I think that's your thing
>>34368949Into the baby hole, yknow, where it's supposed to go?
>>34368965You’re JH? Not you, sorry.
>>34368969I drink a lot of water
>>34368967Drinking isn’t taboo in the US. We’re just not as likely to have a beer with lunch.
>>34368950NtaThat is an interesting thoughtWe ended up with a lot of"Everybody else thinks we're weird let's leave""Oh fuck oh fuck I fucked up time to move continents""I am tired of being poor here I will try being poor somewhere else" and"I want to be important so I have to create something or discover something new and nobody white has checked out what's going on over there yet...might be exploitable resources"
>>34368946I'm chonging a fruit blast vape pod rn, but people who litter vapes are stupid and retarded
>>34368970I’ve never heard someone call it a baby hole
>>34368955Not that I recommend it, but tits can be improved just like the house can be repainted. If it really bugs you that much. But it seems a bit self absorbed.
>>34368980First time for everything, darling.
>>34368975Ok so do I but I don't think about getting peed on and peeing on people. Why do you
>>34368971Today is just full of disappointments.
>>34368969Why were you tweaking earlier
>>34368834I don’t enjoy what this is doing to my mind
>>34368983I’m borrreeddd
>>34368966Migraction patterns vary a whole lot by culture, BUT here in Germany we do get a lot of hijabi foreign students from places like Malaysia, Indonesia, Iran, <the land where Jesus Christ was born>, Turkey, all of North Africa, yeah actually from all over, just not the Gulf States. I think those are too rich to come here.
>>34368966>And that makes me kinda sad like Muslims in Muslim countries don’t want to send their girls to fancy American collegesThe rich gulf states are more regressive when it comes to women than a lot of other Muslim countries. Most of the people in poorer Muslim countries can't afford to send their daughters to international universities, so the ones attending college are the ones whose family moved to the US.
>>34368976>not as likely to have a beer with lunchnta, it's not really common in the UK desu unless it's a fridayafter work though on a friday, at least when I interned in the city, it's very common for a bunch of people from the office to go straight to the bar at 5pm and get totally sloshed
>>34368987Tweaking how >>34368990Weird way to kill time I think this goes beyond just entertainment
>>34368982DARLING!
>>34368914how come outside of qt, every namefag is American?
Oh, it's /pol/ hours again on atoga. Time to find something better to waste my time with.
>>34368981Cosmetic surgery is not yet at a point where it can guarantee good results. Painting a house is a lot less of a gamble imo. I'm sticking with what I have until they're looking noticably "old" not just kinda bad and at that point I might not care enough to spend the money anyway.I don't even want implants I would just want to get rid of some of this skin I don't need. But the risk isn't worth the reward yet.
>>34369000QT is American?!
>>34368999>DARLING!
>>34368990You made me want to get peed on and have to take responsibility
>>34369006Yeah
>>34369006British, I think.
>>34368976Don't you get arrested just for holding a beer can in public? Half the socializing and meeting new people I do is through baking in the sun sharing drinks, though I guess Americans don't miss that either if there are no public spaces and just being seen walking outdoors is seen as suspicious and antisocial
>>34369006>QT is Americanare you having a facking laugh son>>34369011bo'le o' wa'er
>>34369011NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That changes everything, lol.Fat black british girl is so different from Fat black American girl.
>>34369006I heard he’s actually a 300 year old freedman that a witch doctor trapped in a Bratz doll that’s missing its feet
>>34369015ntaBut the main issue is public intoxication, so holding a beer can be seen as an indicator of such. Of course there are a lot of weird prohibition leftover laws in various states so people have probably gotten arrested for less.
QT is Canadian, right?
>>34369017I won't tolerate this anglophobia.
>>34369019I'm more like a bratz doll trapped in a hobbit's body desu
>>34369015Plenty of bars/restaurants have outdoor areas and at outdoor private events like festivals you can have alcohol but sometimes you get corraled into the beer pen to keep the kids out.
>>34369023French Canadian
>>34369003Proud of you.
>>34369015No, we don’t get arrested for that lol. We have bars with outdoor seating and public parks in this country too.Laws vary from state to state, of course, but it isn’t as joyless and antisocial over here as you seem to think it is.
>>34369017>QT>girlWait what?
>>34369023I had some maple syrup earlier cause we were out of sugar, so yeah pretty much>>34369026>corraled into the beer penthis is the most american thing I've ever heard>>34369028*smokes cigarette* oui oui baguette https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1oYV4LDeqE>>34369036girls just wanna have fun...
>>34369023Yeah he’s third gen Laotian Creole
I get it now, the issue isn’t sexual maturity, it’s having the mental capacity to truly consent
>>34369017we don't have a fat black girl namefag
I remember there was a girl on /r9k/ who claimed to be Métis. I wonder if she lurks on here.I met her on /r9k/ like 15 years ago, I think.
>>34369008Ew you’re not supposed to want it
>>34368991European schools are mid compared to American. I can’t imagine spending money to put a kid through European schools. The only European schools that are compared to the top American are Cambridge Oxford UCL and ETH. My school is considered “good” here in the US, like it’s not even that impressive, but it’s literally consistently higher ranked than every european school other than Cambridge and Oxford. And also higher ranked than every Asian school other than Tsinghua unless you look at the Chinese ranking I genuinely don’t understand how American schools are so much better regarded than other countries.
worshipping an average-looking femanon's body and affirming her beauty........
>>34369045>genuinely don’t understand how American schools are so much better regarded than other countriesprobably because you can make much better connections at most reputable american schools than in most of europe desu, and they have more private funding
>>34369045People who obsess over this shit are losers with no life
>>34369045>can’t imagine spending money to put a kid through European schoolsNeither can europeans.
>>34369048If she’s average she’s not beautiful retard
>>34369045They do it for very different reasons.The Indians and Chinese that come here aren't trying to become world players.They are just hoping for a job and a permanent VISA.>Cambridge Oxford UCL and ETHLol no. Even those are overrated compared to American schools. Coasting on past excellence more than anything.>rankedIdc about that, because that means little.But the kind of PhD student that you get at an American university is far more talented than the one you'd get applying to even MPI.
>>34369048No thank you
>>34369038>Laotian Creoleis this even a real place>>34369045>tfw got cushy scholarship to go to college>tfw dropped out and am poorfag so will probably never have to repay a penny before loan gets written offsometimes feels good to be eurotrash
>>34369053she's beautiful to me>>34369057mmmmm so beautiful
>>34369053Average is more beautiful than beautiful.Imperfections have their own charm, especially when it's somebody you're intimate with.
>>34369053Nothing in the definition of either precludes the other.
>>34369058White gaijin intermarrying in Laos maybe
>>34369055>no. Even those are overrated compared to American schools. Coasting on past excellenceyeah I interviewed at Cambridge and was pretty underwhelmed by their CS department desu. I got a scholarship somewhere else. unless you want to do mathematical reserach, most people go there for the prestige/connections it seems
So what nationality is QT? I got confused by all the bantz. I always assumed she was a fat black bitch from Chicago.
>>34369059Ugh
>>34369044I’ll pretend I don’t if that helps
>>34369065Just listen to one of his vocas.
>>34369065>she was a fat black bitch from Chicagowatchu talking bout fool?? get up on outta here boyy or imma whoop yo sorry white boy ass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8TYvnh112E
>>34369064Their research output is absymal compared to their supposed prestige.
>>34369065Nationally he is English, ethnically he is some Anglo and German mix
>>34369069QT is female and black and into light BDSM. That much I know.
>>34369076I hope for your sake you're joking.
>>34369072I remember one of the profs was like "computer science is nothing more about computers, than astronomy is about telescopes" then started showing us these wild maths theorems and I was like nigga I don't have the energy for this rn
Would you let your gf grope and spank you all day knowing you can't do it back because it's sexist and problematic?
>>34369079I might be confusing namefags.So basically I was a regular on /atoga/ a decade ago. Then I sort of stopped coming here, except very sporiadically.Since a couple of weeks, I've been posting again.I remember a namefag from back then that was a girl, (half) black and fat and into some weird shit.Anyone else know what I'm talking about?
>>34369076I'll give you an actual clue as to my heritagemy grandmother had like nine sisters and they were all called Maria
>>34369084i'm a switch, she can give it when it's her turn but she has to know how to take it too
>>34369086Probably JH.
>>34369081I mean that's true, though. CS is basically a subset of math.The problem with a lot of European institutions is they try hard to be super theoretical but then fail to produce anything worth shit.
>>34369081He knew something we didn’t because look at the state of programming now with the advent of AI. Number theory and higher maths were always more respectable than CS though
>>34369089JH hasn't been here that long.
>>34369084Don't tell them it's problematic to touch their own girlfriend's ass some of them might believe you>>34369086>I might beYou are!
>>34369089OH shit, yes. Fuck. Lol. She still posts here, right?Does anyone remember any of the other namefags from back then?
>>34369093JH has been here the longest of us all.
>>34369097That's kinda sad
>>34369090yeah, bro wasn't lying, and I respected his puritan approach, but I agree, from a research pov you need an organic balance>>34369092>look at the state of programming now with the advent of AIthe absolute state machine>Number theory and higher maths were always more respectable than CS thoughyeah I did cs because I'm too stupid for pure maths
>>34369099Yeah
Girl went "am I ugly? Be honest" and she is
>>34369099kind of based desu, she's had more escapades in the meanwhile than most of the other namefags
>>34369097I never namefaged, but I've been here since before Bitcoin was a thing.I don't remember when /atoga/ generals first appeared. I wasn't a regular at first.
>>34369103Did you say that
>>34369103I like ugly girls (only if they have a redeamable body).
>>34369105Damn girl. I've only been here as long as Bitcoin has existed. And off and on there were periods of literal years where I didn't come here.
>>34369050Rankings are generally superficial. But they do matter. Your school rank, degree program, and industry determine your career trajectory a lot for reasons beyond blind prestige. Someone who goes to a bad middling school will often earn 30-50k less than people who get the same degree at prestigious schools, because for the most part there is a strong different in educational mindset and resilience between low and high ranked colleges due to increased course difficulty (usually). General Intelligence is not wholly correlated (it is mostly but dumbasses get into good schools often) but many other factors are strongly correlated. Generally a student at a highly ranked school is far more likley to have a good mixture of traits that make them rather a good workerThat said I don’t think the numbers matter. A 23 and 16 are not meaningfully different, nor is a 200 and 300 ranking. Most people just group schools into buckets. For example in finance and engineering they usually have target schools (top 10-20), non target (top 100-200), and stuff they never consider (online schools, diploma mills, community colleges, etc..)>>34369055The Chinese students (from China) I’ve seen in my degree programs are quite bright. But they’re mean to me..There are a couple Korean and Japanese students (not a lot but they definitely are here) and they’re also just as bright but typically much nicer The Indian students.. I mean they pass. Honestly most should be in the business school though. not saying that in a mean way that’s just where their mindset usually is. Also I don’t think I’ve ever seen a female student from India at my school. All the female Indians are Indian AmericanThe kids from the gulf stars are fucking demons. They actually scare me how much they act like big children and can’t keep thoughts to themselvesBefore anyone gets upset at me I grew up with a lot of Chinese and Indian American friends, and had friends in China. I speak mandarin.
I wanna sit beside her at a table outside a cafe by the seaside. And just listen to her talk and look at her and spend time with her.
>the cute kitty poster is now a namefagruined. there goes my crush
>>34369112Blah blah blah holy shit. I'm earning like 56k and I'm doing fine, I don't even know what I'd do with 200k+ or whatever psychotic numbers you're chasing. I'd lose my mind.
Femanons, my current hobby is building a game engine and using it to build a card-based strategy game. Thoughts?
>>34367461I didn't get banned lol
>>34369112>dumbasses get into good schools oftencan confirm, I spent all my scholarship money on partying and ravestake me back brevs.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbr1R6ti74o
>>34369105>since before Bitcoin was a thing Bruh that could mean 2009, 2010, 2013, 2015, 2019, or 2021
>>34369115She was always a namefag you fucking newfag. Shit taste btw
>>34369103sounds like the conversation i have with bf every day. he doesen't get calling me pretty makes me feel like shit! i wish he would be like you are ugly but i love you so much i don't care. i don't even think he is attracted to me physically
>>34369115Same grating personality.
>>34369118Sounds neat. I like card games.
>>34369117I make over 200k and I feel broke after my mortgage, utilities, car payments, tax bills, groceries, maid, etc. Like I can only save a few thousand a month. I don't understand how people survive on less.
>>34369112>Your school rank, degree program, and industry determine your career trajectory a lot for reasons beyond blind prestige.Only in the US and maybe UK.And only because you guys get hired green out of school, without any experience.
>>34369129Cool b8
>>34369123She definitely means 2009
>>34369103Does their personality make them pretty?
>>34369129>I can not survive without a maid
>>34369089>>34369093>>34369097I started posting in like early 2020. I'm definitely not the person they're thinking of since I haven't been here a decade, I was never fat, and I hate BDSM. Also there are definitely other posters who have been here longer.
>>34369124I guess I was too focused on the cats to notice>>34369126I like her personality
I want to fuck in the kitchen
>>34369131It's not bait>>34369134I could, but that'd mean either having a messy house, less free time, or finding a wife
>>34369135I thought you've been here since you were like 16.
>>34369138 i miss that so much
>>34369129>don't understand how people survive on lessnta but it's called living within your means lolonce you experience being poor, you realise that most things people spend money on are extraneous. all you really need is shelter, clothing and food>>34369134I'll be his maid (for 50k+ ofc)>>34369138get the greaseproof paper out
>>34369112My perspective is warped a bit because I work in software and graduated a decade ago, but I graduated from a shit tier school, got a job at a big tech company out of college, and was making big bucks pretty quickly.>Generally a student at a highly ranked school is far more likley to have a good mixture of traits that make them rather a good workerAgain, perspective is different because of my field, but the reason the big California tech schools are overrepresented at big tech companies is mostly because of connections, not necessarily because they somehow have a mess of traits that makes them the ideal worker.
>>34369081Weakling>>34369090> CS is basically a subset of math.This is the objectively correct mindset to have about computer science. For me math, low level programming, and algorithms are the meat of what I care to study. Programming at higher levels like JS and Python is mostly just for employability and fun.Unfortunately the average person thinks that CS is a degree in programming and software development. For the past two decades the entirety of this country has been pushing kids to learn to code (and I am one of those people, I do cs education). It has left so many people not seeing the forest for the trees with regards to computer scienceI am of the opinion that programming/software development should be a separate degree program from computer science. Computer science degree should be more like a mix between heavy mathematics and low level programming and algorithms, while a programming/SWE degree should be a little bit of math and a lot of interdisciplinary programming and development skills. t. cs and mathematics double major
>>34369129If you're spending more than 6k a month what the fuck are you using it onStop thatChrist I'll take a guy who makes 1/4 of what you do and spends it wisely over this. You give me anxiety.
>>34369140I posted on /b/ a long time ago, if that's what you mean, but that's a totally different topic than ATOGA.
>>34369142>I'll be his maid (for 50k+ ofc)You're gonna get it in the bum.
>>34369146>>34369142>>34369134Retards
>>34369149Lots of guys fantasize about that exact lifestyle.
>>34369145>not seeing the forest for the treeswhat if I import RandomForestClassifier>WeaklingI am desuI should've just done an apprenticeship or something instead of going uni lol>software development should be a separate degree program from computer scienceI mean a lot of schools do both. before I dropped out I switched from cs to software engineering and picked more applied modules>>34369149I'm not homo but 50k is a lot of money
>>34369106I managed to say it diplomatically>>34369125ikr what the fuck was I supposed to say. She presumably own a mirror and isn't in psychosis>>34369133Unironically yes
Rent is like 3k to 4k in the VHCOL areas. Food easily 1k especially if you eat out.Gas and other shit...
>>34369065Bong with the rat phenotype
Would you let a sexy woman murder you?
what do i gift bf? im making him like a notebook where every page is a popup and has cute things and glitter but i am ruining out of ideas.
>>34366766The first girl that ever made me cum (via bj) kind of held my hand while I started to cum. I guess I was the one who kind of reached for her hand to hold/squeeze.Is this a weird thing to do when getting with someone in the early stages? Does wanting to hold her hand while you cum come off as being an ick?
>>34369162thats so cute!!
>>34369156So move, damn. Don't live above your means.
>>34369162Seems fine to me. Better than grabbing at my hair or something.
>>34367934Have you try not damaged virgin women?
>>34369156>tfw couchsurfed and currently lodging>tfw did cheap shop earlier at aldi for under £30>tfw just walk or take the bus life is good>>34369158this is my fursona jk https://youtu.be/6B_FWL-tZ_M>>34369162>does wanting to be intimate with someone while having sexo come off as an ickI doubt it
>>34369159You know I've thought about this before. And the answer I arrived on is no, not if I can help it.
>>34369168I cannot stand their yapping about Jesus.
>>34369160Gay
>>34369142I know it's extraneous, but what's the point of living a life where I can't just go "hm I want that, I'm gonna get it". It was so miserable being a poorfag>I'll be his maid (for 50k+ ofc)I'm considering getting a live-in maid but I don't think it'll be worth it honestly. I think I'll end up finding someone who will do chores a few times a week in exchange for a free room and food.>>34369146My credit card bill this month is $10k but $4k of that was maintenance on my cars, $2000 was for medical stuff, $2500 was for a vacation, and I've got a few work expenses in there so I don't think this month was too bad>>34369156I'm in an extremely low COL area out in the countryside lol
I generally don’t care about earning money. I am not a money motivated person. There is a reason I’ve decided to not chase finance despite being competitive for junior quant positions. What I want is to be able to earn enough money to rent myself a tiny apartment in a big city and buy food I find tasty.Unfortunately COL in this country is so high now that you basically have to be rich to afford that.Maybe I’d move to China but I don’t think that Chinese tech workers want to work with an American girl taller than them
>>34369175lmfao
>>34369178>in a big cityi hate normies
>>34369178>Maybe I’d move to China but I don’t think that Chinese tech workers want to work with an American girl taller than themJust fuck a few of them so you don't seem like you're too good for them.
>>34369156What exactly is a janitor, garbage man, elementary school teacher, etc. supposed to do in a place like this? Obviously VHCOL areas need those people just as much as the rest of the country, but where are they supposed to live? Why would they choose to live there (likely commuting long distance to live in an affordable area nearby) rather than move somewhere else?
>>34369178I have a similar philosphy except, I'd rather live in the countryside. I don't like cities.
all my life revolves around my bf and moving with him. i can't stop thinking about him. i think i am obsessed and i really really really don't want to fuck things up.
Should ytoids be killed?
>>34369183They stay in designated poorfag zones and gratefully ride the train/bus to work
>>34369178How tall are you?
>>34369187probably not, no
Do men who look like Leon Kennedy exist?
>>34369178>There is a reason I’ve decided to not chase finance despite being competitive for junior quant positions.Lol sure, you'd make it through the 7 round interview process. Easy Peasy.
>>34369178Here's my suggestion. Just be my gf. I have enough money to be comfy as long as you eventually have any job.
>>34369185>tfw no utterly dependent gf, gf
>>34369176>what's the point of living a life where I can't just go "hm I want that, I'm gonna get it"der consoomer I've lived like this before when I had money. it's fun and games for a bit but doesn't bring genuine fulfilment/happiness, at least not for me>so miserable being a poorfagI agree being in poverty/too poor to afford necessities really sucks. but as long as you have enough to live comfortably, anything additional is self-imposed suffering>>34369176>considering getting a live-in maid>multiple cars>$2500 vacationyou have no leg to stand on saying cost of living is hard lmao>>34369178>earn enough money to rent myself a tiny apartment in a big city and buy food I find tastypretty based mentality desuI imagine you'll end up on a good salary tho; at that point if you want to live in the city for a few years I'd buy the apartment, then rent it out/flip it and buy a nicer place in a low CoL area>>34369189can confirm, did this as a janitor lol
I think I'm gonna live and die having never been employed
>>34369193Mhm alex cosplayed him
>>34369200I mean if you can afford to that's kind of based>>34369185take some deep breaths, you'll be good for it, tho it's good to have some life and independence outside of him also
>>34369200That's probably not true. You'll end up being a slave for a little while before death, which kind of counts.
>>34369199Lolcow area lol
>>34369200Pretty cool accomplishment.
>>34369136Then I don't see what your problem is. It's always been a namefag personality.
>>34369202ok im breathing. i really hope i can marry him and all. ill try to get a life it that helps. thank you
>>34369204lol innitlol when I went to my local corner shop on saturday night there were like 4 police cars outside and an ambulance and some guys being arrested. I just walked right through the crime scene cause I really wanted a sandwich
>>34369200how?
>>34369184This you?
Foids.Would you fuck Johnny Bravo? If so I'll start having an unhealthy obsession with Bravomaxxing.
>>34369211I love how bro is THE RIZZLER despite having never met a female besides nana
>>34369212ofc (im evil)
>>34369185>>34369208>T. 19
>>34369212johnny bravo predicted the whole maxxing/mogging culture lol
>>34369216-_-
>>34369193https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpeaQ9mhmhU
>>34369211I mean, kinda.I never had talked to a girl my age until I went to university.But I never managed to get a gf/date.Now I'm back in my moutain village. There are no girls here.
>>34369194>a mandarin speaker studying computer science and math at a top school has no chance of becoming a quantCope
>>34369202>I mean if you can afford to that's kind of basedNo I will lose my home and possessions eventually but it's chill while it lasts>>34369203Slave to what>>34369205Literally just do nothing >>34369210By not getting a job
It never even began...
>>34369212No.
>>34369219Niggas are barely reacting kek
>>34369223Chinks are literally a dime a dozen, lol.To get the job, you need an extremely high IQ, lots of preparation and quite a bit of luck.
Is it possible for a woman to love sucking cock when she was younger, but loses all interest as she gets older, or for a man to love licking pussy when he was young but develops a big dislike to it as he gets older?
>>34369229yeah probably idk
What the fuck do quants even do in real life. why do they pretend they need math when all they do is strongarm small business owners to shell over stake in companies, scam people, and ruin the broader economy?
Cannot imagine paying one let alone several employees hundreds of thousands of dollars per year. Where the fuck does all that money come from.
>>34369228Jews who speak mandarin are not You think they don’t want Chinese speaking Jews?
>>34369231autismally analyze increasingly irrelevant metrics to justify their paycheck
>>34369229If I was dating a woman who I learned used to love sucking cock but had lost interest for it *suddenly* before dating me, I would break up with her on the spot.
>>34369236What if she loved sucking your cock for the first few years and then it fades away completely?
>>34369234Sounds racist.
>>34369225But in my heart it was so real…
Either gender, have you ever had schizophrenic delusions that your crush's actions imply (s)he can either read your mind or knows a lot more about you than (s)he should?
>>34369246Yea
>>34369225>>34369245Literally my most played track on Last.fm since Valentine's Day (second is Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want)
>>34369236This is part of what makes the body count question harder than it looks at first glance.Like I agree with you, if I knew my gf was more enthusiastic about sex in previous relationships, it's over.
>>34369227It's not like they're gonna start fanboying over him in public
>>34369246Take your meds.
>you are a deep thinker with a knack for problem solvingThanks panda express fortune cookie :D
women,d-do you like me?
>>34369246No but I was/am what you describe.
>>34369229No, it's completely impossible for people to change as they grow older.
>>34369256That's actually true, people don't change
>>34369252cookies be saying shii like this but not telling you how to fix your life
>>34369251But I just know every single one of her posts on social media imply she knows exactly what I'm thinking all the time.>>34369255You can read minds and/or know more about someone who's crushing on you than you should? Or there's a deluded schizophrenic lusting after you?
>>34369246F. I get irrationally upset at how well my bf somehow knows me after only like a year of dating. It feels like I'm a completely open book to him and that maybe he knows some things I haven't explicitly told him yet.
>>34369262The former. But less schizo mind reading and more information/data combing and pattern recognition.
>>34369263You're not exactly guarded with your thoughts and opinions.
>>34369252My last fortune cookie said>Be true to yourself, no matter what.And I did that and it brought me nothing but sadness.
>>34369236She had her fun, now she's ready to settle down with a nice guy, like you! You're the winner, anon!
>>34369145>Computer science degree should be more like a mix between heavy mathematics and low level programming and algorithms, while a programming/SWE degree should be a little bit of math and a lot of interdisciplinary programming and development skills.That's how it is in Germany. People still take CS even though they mostly intend to not do any CS stuff later on, because it's more prestigeous.
>>34369269Fuck you. I'm a very subtle person when I try to be.
My last Fortune Cookie said "you will have good fortune" who the fuck wrote that shit, never getting one of those again
>>34369246One time I accidentally dropped my bra outside my dorm door when walking past the shower and a cute boy I had a crush on knocked on the door and I thought he came to talk to me but he just wanted to let me know I dropped my bra in the hallwayI don’t know if I am more grateful to have been told cause I only had two or sad he didn’t want to steal it
>>34369276>when I try to beWhen is that?
hate when im the only femanon without a bf on here
>>34369280hey bb want to be my gflove u beutiful :)
>>34369280(You)There are at least 2 others rn
>>34369278Nice anectode. Literally nothing to do with the post you were reply to.
>>34369279You’re talking to JH
>>34369278>sad he didn’t want to steal itIf he had you would definitely have been on here complaining about how creepy moids are.
>>34369280get an anon bf, i did that and it was the best choice of my life
>>34369254Yeah anonie, I love that picrel, it’s so goofy and silly yet somewhat poetic
>>34369284Duh.
>>34369278Consider that he may have wanted to keep it but didn't want to get caught doing so.
>>34369279When I'm afraid of being judged too harshly before providing context for my thoughts or actions.
>>34369256How would you react if your husband or wife didn’t want to do oral on you anymore because they don’t like it anymore. Even if they used to love it before, and it’s your favorite
>>34369283Look at op and notice who made the threadYeah bet you look like a big dummy dum dum now huh
>>34369268>stalking someone with a crush on youI knew it, just leave me ALONE and stop reading my mind
>>34369287ok
>>34369292Depends on how I've changed with them.
>>34369278Literally the perfect opportunity to hit on himNGMI
>>34369293IDK what it's like there in the US.But in our CS classes there were only like 5 girls for every 30 guys.How could you possibly not have had scores of orbiters?
>>34369294>stalkingThat's a strong word
>>34369298What does that even mean
>>34369295OK? OK? How would you feel if someone KO’d you instead
>>34369300>How could you possibly not have had scores of orbiters?All the chinks ignore her to chase other chinks.
Dating apps are kinda inherently cringe. You have to write about yourself without seeming boring, but you have to do that in a way that doesn't come off as trying too hard or being quirky, which is pretty much impossible over a text bio. You have to not seem desperate but if you're on a dating app then it's obvious you don't have options in the first place.
>>34369304What about the nerdy white dudes with savant IQs?
>>34369302If you allow for the possibility for my partner to change over time, so may I have, living with them sharing their experiences. In what ways can be unpredictable.
>>34369286A 4chan guy?
I sometimes feel like I would do a better job being the PI and the PI would be better being the PhD student.Am I arrogant? Maybe. But also it's probably the truth.
>>34369300At my university the CS program is between 25% and 33% female, math is maybe 20%, so we are not quite that rare.Most of the men in the program are either brogrammers who go for sorority girls or just dejected and don’t want to hit on any womenI’ve been told before by my male classmates that they thought me and the other girls already have boyfriends so didn’t bother hitting on any of us.
>>34369301Using a key logger to identify every one of my posts in /atoga/ is stalking, yes
girlsWhy is it that if a girl is asexual or is just celibate for a long time it’s considered totally fine. But if a man is asexual he’s a freak and if he’s celibate for a long time he’s just loner loser?
>>34369314>At my university the CS program is between 25% and 33% female, math is maybe 20%, so we are not quite that rare.Interesting. Maybe because CS has higher prestige in the US?Math had the best gender ratio from the hard STEMs, in all EU unis I was at. Something like 33% too, coincidentally.>or just dejected and don’t want to hit on any womenme.jpg>I’ve been told before by my male classmates that they thought me and the other girls already have boyfriends so didn’t bother hitting on any of us.Interesting. I usually go so far as the "I have a bf" at least.
>>34369315You forgot your Instagram Facebook and Snapchat as well
>>34369316nag but some adviceif bringing this kind of thing up bothers you, just say something like you haven't dated in a while. you don't have to say how long, "a few years" if she asks, but i doubt most women give a shit about you supposedly taking a break from dating, and they're not going to ask about exes in the early stages of dating anyway. it worked for me at least.
>>34369313Pi’s generally suck, outside experimental labs they usually don’t communicate what they actually expect, they just silently judge you if you’re a dissapointmentThat is all I can really say. I don’t think I’m going for PhD any time soon unless I luck out
>>34369316Because women don't like sex and aren't sexual and men are the opposite Retard
>>34369311yes!
>>34369328Seems risky. How did you meet him?
is the IUD supposed to hurt so much?
>>34369324Mine is not like that.My issue is that he's a micromanager. But that's not even the worse.The worse is that, I have more domain knowledge than he has (interdisciplinary PhDs suck for this reason). I'm really good at the theory side of things. But doing experimental work (training AI models) and especially writing papers is just a chore.
>>34369199>doesn't bring genuine fulfilment/happinessI know. But it's better to be depressed and be able to afford to do/get shit than it is to be depressed and broke.>you have no leg to stand on saying cost of living is hard lmaoI do though, because if I feel broke when making way above average, how the fuck does the average person get by?
>>34369286Shut up bitch are you actually fucking kidding me
>>34369326What kind of god would make a system like this, where half the people are maximally motivated by the single act that the other half hate.
>>34369330here, asked for bf and he sayed hi
>>34369314What would your dream bf be like?
>>34369305>if you're on a dating app then it's obvious you don't have options in the first placeeh, a lot of people use them out of convenience as it's just easier than going out and meeting peopleI guess it depends what you're looking for but my approach was to just not take it too seriously and have a laugh and see what happened. to me it's just a tool for meeting people same as any other
>>34369331It seems really hit or miss depending on the girl and/or the doctors.
>>34369337I think I remember you, are you some 18 year old dating a 30 year old that flew you out and wants to make you a housewife or something.
>>34369335All animals are like that.
>>34369185need a femanon like this in my life
>>34369319CS is not a high prestige degree in the US, my school is just more prestigious in general so the majors have less sex self segregation, because high achieving female students are more likely to enter the programs with determination of the field they want to go into rather than float around and get scared away by programs that are overly male. Not to say it isn’t somewhat a factorMy university offered CS through both engineering school and the liberal arts+sciences school (there is not meaningful difference beyond having a BS instead of a BE), I chose the liberal arts school because it had a higher percentage of female students (33% vs 25%) and it make doubling easier.Though I’ll note the CS program has more Asian boys than total women
>>34369334no, i got my bf here. we texted on Discord and he came visit. i was kinda scared of getting kidnapped but he is just a nice shy guy who loves me
>>34369337how did you exchange contact?
>>34369344Yeah and god would have also done that, so the point still stands.
>>34369333>better to be depressed and be able to afford to do/get shit than it is to be depressed and brokelol yeah, the classic adage of better to be depressed in a jacuzzi xDbut still I think as with everything it's good to have a balance. people who only focus on chasing money instead of mindfulness and finding peace within, will never be happy>how the fuck does the average person get byby living an average life lol. respectfully your life is not average. most people don't contemplate getting a live-in maid and have several cars and vacations. that's some Phillip Banks type shii
>>34369127Thanks! It's a PvP multiplayer game where you build a deck and then use cards to basically build your castle's economy/army up and attack other players. It's kinda weird that I went this direction because I've never played a card game other than Uno lol
>>34369320NTA but I don't post on any of those and just realized my Snapchat username is my gamertag from decades ago, so any girl who's ever gotten a hold of my phone number could find my Steam profile and all the embarrassing forum posts I made in middle/high school.
>>34369321I had a colleague ask me that, I said a few years. So she asked when the last time was, and I had to answer “never”. I was 31 when this conversation happened
>>34369316If the topic ever comes up I tell people truthfully that I am aromantic and a virgin and absolutely nobody gives a shit. Reality isn't a 2000s coming of age movie.
>>34369347Are you at all concerned about the terrible job market for anything CS related?
>>34369348No idgaf how you met, you don’t talk to people like that
>>34369343yeah at the beggining i asked you anons lots of questions because i was feeling scared and insecure. i needed advice but couldn't tell my parents. but everything turned out fine, he is just awesome and adorable
>>34369332>he’s a micromanagerPar for the course I think. Technically they are your boss so.> The worse is that, I have more domain knowledge than he has (interdisciplinary PhDs suck for this reason).Sounds like my PI. I don’t want to admit it but this professor of CS education doesn’t know shit about cs or what modern schools look like. I mean I respect him he’s a good guy but god it’s a bit embarrassing that me as an undergrad knows a lot of things he doesn’t. I think I must just don’t know what his domain really is. But I prefer when I talk to professors and they seem like mystical information foundations willing to tell me I’m wrong.
>>34369362Oh HELL no, basically your entire life hinges on this guy that shit is not gonna end well.
>>34369361chill
>>34369367Hope you don’t end up in a freezer
>>34369361like what?
>>34369369I'm not that sweet femanon.I'm just a guy who thinks you need to chill.
>>34369370I have to explain to you to not be condescending?
>>34369365yeah i need to get a life i guess, so i won't be so dependant on him
>>34369374she wasn't being condescending
>>34369373Don’t tell me what to do why don’t you go gargle her balls while you’re at it tho
>>34369356Holy shit no wonder women never call me back, they're probably looking up my Snapchat name and seeing how much Balatro I play. Need to scrub all my data from the internet ASAP
>>34369374sorry?
>>34369378Whatever you're angry about, it wasn't caused by anyone ITT. Still sorry you're having it so rough.
>>34369376I mean do what you fuckin want, it's your life, it's just a bad idea because most of the guys here are psychos who mask it well enough to get by.
>>34369356You can post on steam?
>>34369379lmfao nooooooo
>>34369352>people who only focus on chasing money instead of mindfulness and finding peace within, will never be happyYeah, I would give up everything for happiness. I've tried so many ways to fix myself(even zapped my brain) but it honestly just seems like TBI or whatever the fuck is going on has doomed me to a life of treatment resistant major depressive disorder. If I was also broke I don't think I'd have anything left to live for.>most people don't contemplate getting a live-in maidWell I would prefer a stay at home wife but I'm too boring for women>and have several carsI don't really think that's a fair point because cars aren't THAT expensive(short of luxury/supercars or whatever). Like yes the combined value of my cars is probably around $100k or so but I'd be perfectly fine with an average Altima.>and vacationsHey I don't vacation much. That was my first one in years.
Nons, what would you do if your crush was visiting your home town?
>>34369388Bro they have a whole forum and community section
>>34369392FUCK!
>>34369392I'm 33 and all the crushes I have from back then are girls who were 33+, and most of them have families and kids, but even if they don't, 33+...
>>34369388My dumbass friends have left loads of interesting comments on my profile over the years and any woman who knows my Snapchat username could find that (and probably plenty of other far worse things).
>>34369338>dream boyfriend>Nerdy, engineer or physics kinda guy>fluffy brown or black hair, not broccoli head but you know natural curls short to medium length>clean shave or stubble>average weight, not dad bod but not buff either. Muscles would be nice but I don’t really care. I think I have a pic somewhere of what I like but I’d have to go look for it>taller than me, but not towering or anything. I’m 5’10 so Between 5’10 and 6’2>a little bit pretentious but also willing to call out BS and be honest>fairly deep voice>super snuggly>possessive>chatty
>>34369378what the fuck does this even mean?
>>34369392I'd be wondering what the fuck she was doing over there. I haven't lived in that state in well over 30 years.
>>34369392>having a crush in 2026
I have really bad nasolabial folds and I’m not even 28 yet
>>34369400nta>taller than me, but not towering or anything. I’m 5’10 so Between 5’10 and 6’2Be prepared to have to have insecure short men screeching at you about this.
>>34369400>femanons would think im their dream guy if i was 2 inches tallerits over
>>34369398very masonic post
I know it's irrational but I'm still gonna think about her.
>>34369399hey can i have your snapchat? :3
>>34369407CHUD LINES
>>34369408Yeah I know it happens every time. But i don’t think it’s unreasonable to be attracted to that. Like over 70% of men I see in a daily basis are taller than me anyways.Tall guys and tall girls just go togetherIf you’re a short guy go get yourself a short queen
so does any cute femanon wanna get married and be a stay at home mother of 5 kids?
>>34369419Nah you'll never convince me to settle for a short woman. If she's not my height or taller I don't want her.
>>34369400I'm a lot of that, but my voice isn't deep (I'm a tenor and could never be bass) and I'm way shorter than that.
>>34369414No, but I changed my username so we're all good. Now they'll just find the stuff I'm okay with finding. But goddamn, I didn't realize the phone number to Snapchat link could've been the death of me.
>>34369419>over 70% of men I see in a daily basis are taller than me anyways.>5'10I guess you're not looking down much, huh?
>>34369391>too boring for womendon't put yourself down brevwell I suppose at least you have the luxury of being in a good financial position, so you can focus more on finding contentment with your life>>34369392avoid themjkI suppose if I had the balls I'd see if they wanted to hang out
>>34369427T_T
Girls, you are protein deficient. Open wide for a special supplement :^)
tfw no housewife anon
>>34369419I want a tall queen though. But not you obviously.
So people are just finding all my accounts with my phone number
Hello, I was sent over here from /fit/ seeking advice. To save time without explain the entire story of what happen.. this morning I hooked up with a guy from my gym. I feel a lot of regret now, and don’t know what to do when I likely see him there tomorrow. Also, I don’t know what to say to my trainer, because she is partly responsible
>>34369404bro, try searching how many times CRUSH is itt.
>>34369430Yeah, the "would be quant" isn't very good at basic statistics, lol.
>>34369433If I had to take it, I'd take it as a suppository.
>>34369436I mean are they linked. Why are you putting your phone number in those.
>>34369438play stupid games. win stupid prices
>>34369436Not unless you're a dumbass like me who makes his Snapchat username his childhood gamertag.
>>34369442Sometimes they force you
>>34369438I mean you can regret it but I wouldn't be embarrased or ashamed. Nothing wrong with a hookup. I would just play it cool but if he does try anything on again just say you're not really interested
>>34369438Deal with it, suck it up and move on.
>>34369438Hello /fit/ anon. Are you male or female?
>>34369438You don't like him?
>>34369443Um, I’m asking for advice
I have to get up early to meet with the plumber... >:(
>>34369439bro, try searching how many times sane people can be found itt
>>34369451rip, hopefully he chill tho and gets the job done quickly
>>34369446>Nothing wrong with a hookupMaybe she's ashamed because she was pressured into it.
>>34369438laugh at him and subtly cringe, then ignore him. he'll feel insecure like he has a tiny penis or wasn't good in bed and then he'll be ashamed to bring it up again.
>>34369431>don't put yourself down brevI'm not, I'm just being realistic. I genuinely can't think of another reason why women don't want to stick around, other than that or I'm "too nice". Maybe I need to pay someone to go out with me and give me and honest analysis of what I'm doing wrong. But I've dated close to 2 dozen women, only one moved in with me and I ended up dumping her.>I suppose at least you have the luxury of being in a good financial position, so you can focus more on finding contentment with your lifeIt's definitely helping. But I think I'll only really be able to take my foot off the gas and focus on contentment once I pay off my mortgage.
>>34369420actuallly, this sounds very nice. trad mommy
>>34369440The average male height in the US is 5’9”If you only filter for men aged 18-25 it’s like more 5’10If you only look at men aged 18-25 who go to expensive prestigious universities it’s more like 5’11 or 6ft
>the cute moid i met months ago just changed his snapchat usernamehmm...
why are all the single anons ITT short lol, fml
>>34369441Freaky !
>>34369446>I would just play it cool but if he does try anything on again just say you're not really interestedHow do I play it off cool? We had post lift sex only 7 hours ago, it was intense. I don’t know how I can just see him tomorrow and pretend it didn’t happen
>>34369454well, if that is the case, that's not her fault, just gotta be a bit more assertive next time and set boundaries>>34369457>once I pay off my mortgageI suppose so, but still seems like you make a lot, so you can always cut back on other things if money ever gets tight>dated close to 2 dozen women, one moved in with me, I ended up dumping herI mean you sound fairly successful to me lol
>>34369450that is the advice, there is no other advice unless you want to switch your gym if you shit where you eat you have to simply deal with eating in a shit stained environment from now on ofc you could also propose to him and try to turn it into a wholesome how I met your daddy story but other than that, you'll just have to endure the awkwardness and your loss of reputation
>>34369451>You see your problem is you're flushing too much cum, these old houses weren't built to handle modern amounts of cum.
Say you have a single friend, what are some reasons you don’t want to set them up with anyone you know?
>>34369463I'm 6'2" and I've never held hands with a girl
>>34369459we could homeschool them and teach them together, it would be very wholesome
>>34369445Yeah but it's not publicly on your account for other people to see. Unless you put it there then you're asking for it. The reverse is basically impossible too can't find shit with just a number.
>>34369454>pressured into it.She's a big girl, she has accountability for her decisions.
>>34369431>balls>hang outI cannot stop giggling and blushing rn
>>34369463wamen can't see us down here D:I don't think being tall would make a difference to my reclusive neet life though>>34369466>don’t know how I can just see him tomorrow and pretend it didn’t happenyou don't have to pretend it didn't happen, just don't entertain it any further I guessI mean not to be rude but you made the choice to hook up with him right? so you can also make the choice to set boundaries and not do it again lol
>>34369463This place is for losers and losers are more likely to be short than not
>>34369470Because I only have a single friend. I don't know anyone else.
>>34369467>I mean you sound fairly successful to me lolI'm not. I'm in my mid 20s and not married and haven't achieved any of my goals other than owning a house and a business.
>>34369466Weird larp
>>34369484indeed
>>34369479I'm not a loser though. I'm just short.
>>34369464The way I see it, I already shit from there, so pushing some gross jizz out after sex wouldn't be too different.
>>34369448Woman >>34369449I don’t really know him. We’ve seen each other in the gym for weeks but would just smile and glance at each other. I have never had a hook up before and now that I have it feels really wrong. I feel very stupid. I’m also upset with my trainer because she encouraged me to do it>>34369456That’s awful advice. That is actually mean
>>34369463define "short"
>>34369486Which makes you a loser
>>34369470I would need good reason to believe that setting them up was likely to work out. If it doesn't it'll just hurt everyone involved.
>>34369470>what are some reasons you don’t want to set them up with anyone you knowbc I don't know anyone else>>34369477do your balls hang low do they wobble to and fro...>>34369482well if it makes you feel any better I'm in my late 20s, no money, education, job or real dating experience lol>>34369488>never had a hook up before and now that I have it feels really wronglive and learn. your trainer is kind of a dunce for that but it's not like you did anything wrong, just realised it's not something you want to do again
>>34369473Are you fat or brown?
>>34369492>well if it makes you feel any better I'm in my late 20s, no money, education, job or real dating experience lolI don't take joy in the suffering of others, no. I know it could always be worse, but I'm definitely not well off. I hope you're happy at least.
>>34369493Neither, just socially inept and apathetic at this point.
>>34369489an honest 5'6, maybe 5'7 on a good day>>34369490I never cared much what others think of me, but I'm fairly happy with what I have made of myself.
>>34369463I'm 5'7'' and most girls I dated asked me out thinking they could fix mealas they could not
>>34369492>live and learn. your trainer is kind of a dunce for that but it's not like you did anything wrong, just realised it's not something you want to do againBut I don’t know how this will affect my gym life. I’ve been a member of this gym for 9 years. I love it there, it’s always been my safe haven. But now, I don’t feel comfortable with the environment
>>34369392Take her on a date and take a trip out of town because my hometown is booooooooooooring
hanging on the edge of tomorrow
>>34369498You have to own what you did.
>>34369498>But now, I don’t feel comfortable with the environmentGrow up. It literally does not matter.
>>34369494>definitely not well offwell, it's all relative I suppose. still, godspeed>hope you're happy at leastI'm not lol but I try to find happiness in the little thingsdesu I'm just a lazy cunt, other anons are right I make my own bed lol>>34369498>don’t feel comfortable with the environmentthat's understandable but I'm sure a few weeks from now this will seem like a nothingburger. I would just keep going to the gym as usual and brush/laugh it off if it does come up again
>>34369392If I was around, meet up with her and show her all the places I like. If I was out of town, send her an embarrassingly long text about all the places I like to go when I'm around.
>>34369495Cannot you just like be there where the girls are and just let them chase you?
>>34369463I'm 5'11" and single but trying not to be. I was actually trying to be single for several years
>>34369500https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br472tLJI-Y
Being unattractive is hard
I wanna hang myself today
girlsThere was an anon here in the past that used to work on an oil rig, was a virgin through his 30s. But that guy made a lot of money. I’m 20, and I’m poor as shit. I’m seriously debating going to work in the oil fields if it means making money. If I go spend my entire 20s in the oil fields, get in shape and make money. Will i be a viable dating option when I return in my 30s? Is the 10 year sacrifice worth it?
>>34369512you should hang out in minecraft>>34369510being not unattractive is also hard if your brain is fucked
>>34369512
>>34369510Because you're effortlessly beautiful I already made this joke didn't I
>>34369506I've been approached a few times and it's a nice morale boost, but it never works out. It happened twice in the last 6 months - the first was long distance and wouldn't have worked, and the second time it was clear after the first date we weren't compatible.
224 unread emails..Please kill me
>>34369513NAG but I used to sometimes chat to a guy at the pub who was an oil rigger. he'd go off for months working at sea but then come back splashed in cash and buy everyone drinks lol. you can always try it for a few years and then if you meet a nice girl change careers if she doesn't like you being away so much. or just become a based sigma and marry the ocean
>>34369519that's what the "mark all as read" button is for
>>34369519>224 unread emails..rookie numbers desu, I have 13755 and that's just on main
when the average maleanon goes out with femanon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbK6yW21TBQ
>>34369514>you should hang out in minecraftI'm not creative enough for that game :/exploring mines is fun though
Bro why am I so hungry all the time. I eat and I'm still hungry. I'm some kind of ravenous beast.
>>34369520>when you meet a nice girlI’m not going to meet a nice girl.. there are no girls in the fields. And do you really think I’m going to be a party animal when I return for 1 week out of the month? I’m a beta ass introvert who is broke as shit
>>34369516It’s not funny
Why do only old people say I’m beautiful? People my age have straight up called me ugly though
>>34369531I think I'm misremembering I'd never call you beautiful. The joke I made before was>>34369510But you do it every day
>>34369534Your standards for beauty widens or goes down as you grow older and uglier yourself.
>>34369534They wanna fuck you and think you're easy.
GENUINELY in some Rick Owens rn
>>34369534How old are you, and how old are the old people?
>>34369544Gay
I will one day meet the autistic femanon of my dreams
When I move to America the first thing I'm gonna do is buy a giant gun
>>34369553I'll let you have a go with mine
>>34369554King
men,have you ever begged your gf, or any other girl, for sex?
>>34369553Sweet, what kind do you want?
>>34369558Fal
Am I really so lonely that I will become a regular in ATOGGER in addition to my cunt's /int/ general?
>>34369557I've never wanted sex that bad. For me sex is more about pleasuring my partner
>>34369557No, but I have expressed my dissatisfaction with a sexless relationship before, and she took that as me begging for sex.
>>34369557No, but I have drunkenly begged a girl to love me. I cringe thinking back on it.
>>34369553Me too, brother. A used car and an AR (well, maybe not so big after all).
>>34369561Great choice. I'm not sure why I was expecting you to answer with an American gun.
>>34369556Where are you moving to fren? Wanna shoot in my back yard together?
>>34369557Never had the chance to beg for sex.So far I only beg for communication, beg women to even talk to me.
how am i supposed to be hot if i am ugly? how can i make my boyfriend like me more? how am i supposed to act in bed?i am extremly submissive and i ask him questions. he is always like nah its ok. like "do you want me to wear anything?" and he goes "nah its ok". he likes thicc girls and im bony.i don't think he likes me sexually.
>>34369578You don't want advice, so please kill yourself.
>>34369578its LDR and i bet he goons to ofs and lies about it. maybe i should try to initiate less? so he misses me?
>>34368379Da fuck happened here
>>34369581ok, answer this question. which way of acting in a girl in bed do you find hot? i have never been able to make him cum and i feel bad about it. ive just offered him nudes and he sayed no thanks. you are right. imma kms.
>>34369557Begged a fwb to come over so I could eat her out. Which sounds hot but wasn't
>>34369585did she give you aids?
>>34369400I’m all of that but I’m not interested in you, sowwy
>>34369519I just unsubscribe and report spam and check daily
FemanonsWhat's he like
>>34369584The more excited she is about my dick, the better.
>>34369303sorry! I didn't mean to offend you!
*drolls*
State genderWhat's rsync doing under the hood? I thought it had halted, as it was claiming to be transferring a large file but nothing was happening. Then, suddenly, the file appeared at the destination, already at full size. It's not like when copying something over with scp. What's going on?
>>34369602MVirus
>>34369602MUse --info/--progress and read the fucking manual, dolt
Women would you date a man who sucks at wordle
>>34369603I come here for surprisingly efficient and concisely explained answers to IT questions, not memes, thanks.
>>34369604Can I do that for an rsync process already launched by a script?
>>34369611Brb
>>34369615Shut the fuck up man
>>34369611Perfect girl. Hot, but not pretty or beautiful to the point where you wouldn't want to smear cum and spit all over her face and hair and treat her like a mindless sex doll.
>>34369595He's big. In every sense of the word, for better and for worse.
>>34369617great imma kms
>>34369612It looks scary but they actually built in idiot-proofing: kill -USR1 $(pgrep rsync)
ever since i found out im just extremly insecure and i dunno if ill ever enjoy sex with him.
genderwhat is your opinion on this?
>>34369622Okay, so break up. What do you expect us to tell you?
>>34369623Fadorable
>>34369595Dead
>>34369623fishi
>>34369623MWhuh?
>>34369624you are right, i don't know. i guess i just wanted to vent about it. it just hurts so much. and i lost my virginity to this guy that isn't even attracted to me
>>34369615she looks like me wtf
God these fucking neurotic juvenile bitches that come here to whine I stg. That's all they fucking do. Cannot stand these hoes, you want your 18yo tradwife here you go bro have fun. I fucking hate women so goddamn much.
>>34369615She's cute. what's the issue?
>>34369623FIndifferent
>>34369631i'm sorry, i don't usually whine here i'm just having a bad day, i'll stop. why do you hate me so much? how the fuck would you feel if your gf touched herself to a guy that looks the opposite of you?
>>34369595Perfect
>>34369630really?! she looks like me too
Male anons, what's she like? Why do you like her?
>>34369631what do you hate about woman?
>>34369638I have no She.
I'm so glad heroin chic is coming back in style. God bless ozempic.
>>34369635>how the fuck would you feel if your gf touched herself to a guy that looks the opposite of you?She used to touch herself to him BEFORE we were in a relationship together? I'd feel sad but I'd get over it.She touched herself to him WHILE we were in a relationship? I'd feel like I don't need advice because I already know what to do.
>>34369638She's too good for me. She made the right decision to cut off contact with me. I would only hold her back.
>>34369578Just gain weight and be kinky. Couples inherit each other's kinks, engaging in yours with him shows that you're sexually attracted to him and willing to be vulnerable.I feel women struggle to make their men feel coveted sexually.
>>34369212I would ultimately decide not to but I'd think about itHe's not malicious just stupid
>>34369649you are right anon, im sorry. i just look in the mirror, feel like shit and think about her every day. several weeks now. i tried to get fatter but i cant, i don't have the body type. i just feel so sad. i'm sorry for venting here, i just don't want to tell anyone i know about this.i dunno if he still does.
>>34369638There is no her right now. Last girl I think I had some interest in was because she seemed kinda smart. She was always raised her hand in class and seemed eager about it and it seemed kinda cute and I used to be that way a lot too. And also I saw her play vampire survivors once so she liked video games.
>>34369647Not for long, turns out one of the side effects is aggressive cancer.
>>34369527>not creative enough for that game :/lol you can just run around and smash stuff, or follow a tutorial to build something>>34369534>People my age have straight up called me ugly thoughthey prolly jellyor the old people's eyesight is poor jkk>>34369530>there are no girls in the fieldsthere are fish in the sea tho...>>34369530>going to be a party animalyou don't have to be a party animal, just a little outgoing. 1 week a month is still a quarter of the year>beta ass introvert who is broke as shitwell all the more reason to try the oil rigging thing for a few years regardless then lol. I've thought about trying to do something similar cause I'm an asocial twat (I did just hang out with some ppl tho)
>>34369661Two more weeks.Trust the plan.
>>34369654im trying but it makes me feel so stupid. i won't breakup with him. i have to live with this shit. i just wish i wasn't the girl he conforms with but his dream girl
>>34369638She is my ex, and she has my exact personality but feminized, and was superbly dedicated to me, just as I was to her.
>>34369661First of all, says who?second of all, not my problem, I just want really skinny women, I don't have to be on ozempic, and I'm willing for them to pay any price after being so fat for so long.
>>34369585>Which sounds hot but wasn'twhy wasn't it?
Femanons,How would you like to be approached and in what kind of setting would it be appropriate?
>>34369664So what are you trying? To gain weight? To be a kinkster?
>>34369654>Just gain weight and be kinkyIt sounds like the problem is that she's kinky and he isn't.
>>34369638I don't know much about her. She's nice to me and seems fun.
>>34369638She was the definition of cute. She was confident even if she had no reason to be. She liked the same things I did. She seemed so excited about the future even though it was full of uncertainty. She helped me out of a bad place even though she didn't know it (and certainly never will at this point).
>>34369615>>34369630>>34369637are you jewesses?
>>34369673yes basically, but i feel dumb. i dunno how to be kinky and i dont gain ass or anything just belly. makes me feel so pathetic. i guess he will never actually like me, i am just convenient. but i love him. like love love him
>>34369595He's gone>>34369623I don't understand it so I have no opinion>>34369647Feels good to be "in" but feels bad that people are all using drugs just a different kind this time to look like me. And ngl part of it is a "let me have this I actually earned it" thing. I did it the old fashioned way with an eating disorder and these new skellys are all posers.
>>34369678lmfao no i hate jews
>>34369578>i am extremly submissive and i ask him questions. he is always like nah its ok. like "do you want me to wear anything?" and he goes "nah its ok". he likes thicc girls and im bony.Can we trade? I'm dating a sticc and she's always like "mmm it's fine" and can't come up with an original thought on her own or initiate anything ever. While I like a submissive girl, I don't wanna feel like I'm playing with a dress-up doll in the bedroom or feel like a predator when I have to do literally initiate anything that ever happens.
>>34369557M, no, it was always the opposite, girls wanted to move faster than me/only have casual sex and then lost interest>>34369586ehehehehehee WHYYY SO SERIOUS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sogmas7sbkhave some old cringe lel https://voca.ro/13xRVLyBP3P3
>>34369638She's a little anxious but very funny, clever and pretty.I like her values, sense of style and hobbies, and I want to help her succeed at whatever she wants to accomplish.
>>34369677>She was confident even if she had no reason to beWhy the backhanded compliment?
>>34369615yo she cute>>34369623reminds me of the mortimer freeze boss in cuphead dlcI guess this is meowtimer freeze
>>34369595he cute, kind, sweet, affectionate, honest, funny, cool, shy, hardworking, chill, interesting and a good person.
Zoomers are supposed to all be porn addicts, right? What porn are they watching? I look at porn these days and it's all fucking terrible and I struggle to think anybody would get addicted to it. Are they all just gooning to softcore streamer girls or something?
>>34369638>what's she like?who>Why do you like her?idkI do like one acquaintance who is cute, funny, creative, loves cats and has the same brand of adhd as me, we always seem to be on the same wavelength and scaring the hoez
>>34369691I don't consider it backhanded. It's a trait I wish I had, and since meeting her I've been trying to be more like that myself.
>>34369697zoomers unironically pay for onlyfans and don't know how to torrent or google "<book title> epub vk.com"
Girls, how much do you have to love a guy to wear a leash and collar for him?
>>34369667It was begging in a sad and pathetic way
>>34369686so you think i should like not ask permission to do stuff?
>>34369680Well I can't speak to your genetics. Eat nuts to gain fat quick, and if you want more ass then become one of those girls who exclusively does glute exercises at the gym.I could give you anecdotes about kinkiness from my own relationship but it feels like the love was stronger between me and her.
>>34369701id die for him, i have one
>>34369586https://youtu.be/TXqAKfvxHbk
>>34369697Back when I watched porn it was mostly amateur stuff, or shit that played into my colonization kink.
>>34369700I just don't see how they could even become addicted to OF porn. It's all terrible. There are some hot girls, but they are terrible at making porn so you get bored after you see just a couple of videos from them.
>>34369697Pro stuff is shit. I just watch amateur stuff and boost nudes from of/erotica leak sites
>>34369638>Male anons, what's she like? Why do you like her?She can be a bit of a handful sometimes - she was recently diagnosed ADHD and has only just started to find ways to deal with it - but under that she's very sweet, and very loving. She manages to be both slender and curvy. She's pretty, with the most amazingly expressive eyes. Sexually, we're compatible on a level I genuinely didn't know was possible: anything either of us does because they like it, the other automatically does too; it makes sex both intense and effortless. She's my best friend as well as my lover; we tell each other everything, and we're always there for each other.And no, you can't have her.
>>34369707wait you are the guy who wants to rape India?
>>34369711No. Well, I do want it to be destroyed, but no.
>>34369665Whyd yall break up?
>>34369672>How would you like to be approachedPlease don't>in what kind of setting would it be appropriate?Social setting. Bar, party, festival, event, hobby group, etc. Basically somewhere that I went to be there and participate in whatever is going on there not somewhere I went to run an errand, have to go to for work/school, or that I'm just passing through.>>34369699>even if she had no reason to beI'm interpreting that as insulting. How do you mean it?
>>34369703Sort of. Try just doing the things you want to do. Taking the initiative on things you'd like to try doesn't mean you have to give up being a sub. But I think he does have a bit of a stick up his ass if he doesn't want to give you any feedback and maybe you should address it.As the saying goes, "Better to ask for forgiveness than for permission" >>34369708I think it's because they end up "chatting" with these OF chicks (really they're talking to some guy she pays to talk to her) so they think it's personalized and they get this fake-gf experience that's basically findom, the ACTUAL worst fetish (at least cucks get to see their woman in person).
>>34369690A little?
>>34369713Too many other differences. Personality was a 10/10 match, but aspirations, background, dietary habits etc. were a mismatch.She decided that, at least. I'm hoping to win her back still.
>>34369717Yeah.
femanons why wont you give me a chance?
Single Moids and FoidsGo through each of your single friends of the opposite sex, one at a time. Imagine how you'd feel if they were the mother or father of your child. How would you feel? Ick? Should-not-want? Would? If there's one that makes you feel good thinking about it, what's stopping you from asking them out?
>>34369723Friends?
>>34369723>each of your single friends of the opposite sex404 error
>>34369723I have no friends of the opposite sex.In fact, I don't think I've spoken to a woman in the past year who is single.
>>34369723MI don't have any friends, I got rid of them all this past september.
>>34369723>Go through each of your single friends of the opposite sex...ok one of my friends isn't taken. I think she would be a very loving and affectionate mother but is also batshit and very disorganised like me so I think that kid would have issues>what's stopping you from asking them outI'm broke and jobless rn. and I get the vibe she wouldn't want anything too serious with me
>>34369723Male.All my IRL female friends are already dating or already married.All my single female friends are online-only and overseas.
>>34369723>Imagine how you'd feel if they were the mother or father of your child. How would you feel? Ick? Should-not-want? Would? Would>If there's one that makes you feel good thinking about it, what's stopping you from asking them out?Too far away
>>34369714I have a horrible fear of failure and constantly look for reasons not to do things - especially trying new things. She was always trying new things - even things she had no knowledge of whatsoever - and proud to talk about them even when they didn’t work out. I wish I could just do things instead of worrying about what could go wrong or looking for reasons not to do them, and I’ve been getting better at it since meeting her. Now I find myself thinking “well, she would do it, so why not me?”
>>34369721>femanons why wont you give me a chance?You haven't earned it.
>>34369736how does one earn it?
>>34369723I’d absolutely date the only woman I’m friends with but she lives across the country from me.
Just don't reply to the post if you don't have friends
>>34369723MWould. Her ex is my best friend and I couldn't do that to him. I met her before he did, but I didn't make a move because I had some shit going on in my life where I didn't want to take her out on a date. She has some issues and she has a red flag (nurse, in the NICU) but I knew it was doomed for him to date her from the beginning because they basically have the same problems so they'd always just reverberate off one another and send each other into a downward spiral of depression. They're both nice, they just need someone more positive and uplifting to date (haha like me)
>>34369741Don’t tell me what to do
I have lost 23 pounds in the past 2 months while gaining strength. I am so close to making it.
>>34369744we are proud of you anon
>>34369744Badass.
>>34369745ThanksI will post abs in redtoga soon inshallah
>>34369637yeah, face is very similar. my boobs are bigger though
>>34369638She's so wonderful, she's so resilient despite everything she's been through, she's so kind-hearted and has a beautiful soul. She's creative and lovely and has a soothing voice and has such great taste in media.
>>34369718>dietary habits etc.???
>>34369748Thank you fren
>>34369719You sure it's only a little
>>34369750>my boobs are bigger thoughruined
I saw sabrina carpenter pics without makeupWhy do women do it
>>34369756she's ugly with makeup
If she's ugly I'm cooked
There's no shame in rerolling is there?
>>34369754Admittedly less so now lol
>>34369760Never kill yourself
>>34369764Why?
>>34369758she looks like a fucking troll
>>34369766I don't get it either. It's like drag queen or ganguro level almost
>>34369766Need to fuck smol troll woman.
>>34369760I rerolled from Monk to DK to Druid to Warlock during twwI thought about rerolling to devourer DH but I'm sticking with warlock for now. I'm enjoying it.
>>34369742>don't reply to the post if you don't have friendswe do what we want>>34369744gl and godspeed>>34369751hope she sees this bro>>34369756>>34369757don't diss sabrina carpenter like this
>>34369766I don't like her but I want to fuck her face while her makeup melts off her face from the tears flowing down (both her face and her leg)
>>34369773>the tears flowing downhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9vuCByb6js
>>34369638She's really cute and I get a lot of joy being around her. But I think she's just using me and I'm in denial
>>34369776>I think she's just using mewhat makes you think that out of curiosity
>>34369775>tears run down my thighsOh I said it wrong, my bad (I don't actually listen to her music)
>>34369158I'm not a rat btw, fak u mouse boy https://ibb dot co/f3gvCRKnever say no to cheese though
>>34369780You look beta
Men, is it really common for you guys to forget to zip up your flys? If not, why is it a common go to joke?
>>34369786Usually stops happening in high school
>>34369785I'm a sigma boy>>34369786I do it less now but occasionally...it can occasionally happen with old zippers also>>34369787well if you're high in school it's bound to happen
>>34369778I started typing it out and decided I don't think that's the case at all and I as being dramatic. I think she just doesn't care for me as much as I do since I initiate 90% of the stuff we to together and she'll go days without responding to me. Apparently she did the same with her ex and that was part of why he broke up with her though.
>>34369786The vast majority of women have middling IQs so you don't run into shit like that but some 30% of men are borderline retarded and put their clothes on wrong every few days.
Should've been me
>>34369786I have to be seriously sleep deprived or drunk to do that.
>>34369792everyone puts stuff on backwards sometimes but I always fix it before leaving the house>>34369791I see, well don't take it personally then desu, could just be issues/introversion on her part
>>34369723FI’m sure they will be great parents, but I’m not having kids
>>34369721I don’t know you
>>34369802get to know me then
>>34369793what should have yugi>>34369779>I don't actually listen to her musicyou should, it's goodsabrina the hedgehog OST (wip) https://voca.ro/1ke8HUFCZIqw
>>34369805No
>>34369798>everyone puts stuff on backwards sometimes>everyone has to google solutions to video game puzzles sometimes>everyone struggles with justifying their tastes sometimesYeah nah, these things only happens to special people. If you can't easily tell who the retards in your circles are then you're one of them.
>>34369809RIP bro
>>34369809why not
>>34369811What if you can tell but you're also retarded
I think i swallowed a fish bone and now I'm going to die.
>>34369811ok you're not allowed in my circle meanie
>>34369812Went out like Yamcha
>>34369806With her. But I never had a chance. Wish I did.
>>34369805Why?
>>34369811>Thinks forgetfulness is a sign of low intelligenceIdk for sure but I feel like the guy who's using "I remember to zip my pants up every time!" as something to feel superior about doesn't have much going for him otherwise lol.
>>34369817make a wish on the fish bone to live>>34369819I hope bro recovers
>>34369817It means so much that you chose to spend your dying moments here, anomalous
>>34369798>I see, well don't take it personally then desu, could just be issues/introversion on her partProbably not but maybe I'm just getting frustrated with the repeated failures in my love life. It feels so much easier to just give up, but I don't want to. It's probably not this girl though.
>>34369822Nta but it literally is. Smart people have better and more functional memory.
>>34369813Why should I? You're the one who wants a chance what's my motivation for giving you one?
Lmao I think I actually want a relationship with someone funny
>>34369820rip, shit happens ig>>34369825>feels so much easier to just give up, but I don't want tokeep up the fighting spirit>>34369826adhd bros btfo'd>>34369828date the joker
>>34369828You and everybody fucking else
>>34369826I feel like an actual genius would be too busy thinking about interesting shit to remember to zip up their pants every time Like you're equating personal grooming habits with intelligence it's just not vibing for me.
>>34369828Whom
>>34369832Me
>>34369831I bet you have such interesting thoughts anon
>>34369821because you have nothing to lose>>34369827how would i give you motivation if you're not even interested in getting to know me?
>>34369828hey
How is it that every somewhat compelling Youtuber talking about novels or films eventually becomes a rage-bait grifter or an ideological crank? The Second Story and The Feral Historian have both disappointed me greatly with some of their opinions. Even more so because they at first sound erudite and like they know what they are talking about, but then devolve into absolute bullshit.
>>34369835>>34369831I mean isn't the stereotypical inventor character on children's cartoons basically an autistic savant that can't tie their own shoelaces?
>>34369839Once people are listening to you, you think they care about your takes on other things.
>>34369835Interesting enough that I forget to zip up my fly sometimes>>34369836>how would i give you motivation if you're not even interested in getting to know me?I don't mean this in a mean way but that's not my problem
>>34369836I have nothing to gain
Memories of mad desire.Hoping that this love will last forever.
>>34369841>>34369845Yep. We're all such geniuses here aren't we
I just asked a question about the whole "hahah forgot to zip up my pants" thing and now some anons are seriously arguing about it.
>>34369839I still like Feral but he's been putting out sone stinkers. What don't you like?
>>34369844Yeah The Feral Historian lost me when he started comparing the arguably genocidal forced relocation of migrants to vaccine mandates in his District 9 video.
>>34369851Such is life. This is a hot button issue apparently.
>>34369839I remember you posting about this before... personally I think there are two common scenariosthe first is that I think a lot of people who end up making YouTube channels deep diving into books/films etc. tend to be quite introverted isolated people deep into fantasy stuff, so are more prone to going down rabbit holes and getting into conspiracy theories etc.the second I think are just people who become disillusioned with the platform or waning success, and realise that they can get a lot more attention with grifter type content (which let's be real are generally easier to make)and other anon made a good point, some people develop egos and start to use their platform as a soapbox for their sociopolitical opinions and so forth, even if their previous content had nothing to do with that>>34369848I desire toffee ice cream rn
>>34369849Silly I'm not arguing that I'm a genius I'm arguing that how often someone forgets to zip up their pants isn't correlated with intelligence.
>>34369853Feral's Matrix, District 9, and Harry Turtledove videos he put out not long ago. He lays some of his cards on the table in this videos, and by cards I mean some of his dumber opinions.
>>34369854That was still a good episode imo. I like some of that Chinese guy's videos and I think he's a crazy paid government shill.
I wish my pillow would hug me back, I really need a hug
>>34369849Yes, academically gifted and socially maladjusted is a known combination. Dwight Schrute energy.
Women have pushed me so much that I am honestly apathetic to any valid criticisms or concerns they have at this point.
State gender and post a cool bird.M
>>34369839>at first sound erudite and like they know what they are talking about, but then devolve into absolute bullshitI also think this is very common desu and moreso with autists and neurodivergent/mentally ill people. a lot of people are really educated and can talk eloquently about specific topics, but are profoundly misinformed about other things, or just mentally unwell and let their feelings override facts and logic. a classic example is Terry Davis talking really lucidly about computer architectures one minute and then devolving into religious psychotic gibberish the next
>>34369855The more stupid the argument is the funnier it is
>>34369866Mhe is cool because I say so
>>34369856https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiBlAJ_ZaBc
>>34369868I thought Terry Davis was legit schizophrenic though
>>34369861Yeah, he got worse. I think he's at his best when he just analyzes the logistical and political realism of different fictional works and says cool one-liners.
>>34369870>The more stupid the argument is the funnier it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-V0cxAihsw>>34369873proper synthwavetypa shit mordecai and rigby listen to when driving into space
I think I've fried my little grey cells enough. Time to sleep. Might catch some deep sleep yet.
>>34369845>>34369846why nother answering if youre not even looking?
>>34369866FI'm in an incognito tab so no pic but I like barred owls because they scare the shit out of you while you're camping you know it's a bird but it sounds like a monkey.
>>34369876he was, hence it's an extreme example, but that didn't stop him being a programming geniusthe point being, people can be really knowledgable or talented at certain things, and batshit insane in other areas. separate the art from the artist and all that lol. a lot of creators alienate their audiences by preaching about unrelated stuff
Foids and other owners of breastsWhat do you think of a trusted source such as aerie giving you two conflicting bra sizing methods on the very same page? https://www.ae.com/us/en/p/aerie/bras/lightly-lined-bras/sunnie-wireless-lightly-lined-bra/4792_8334_153This size charty uses +4 inches but the video posted doesn't tell you to add +4 inches. You can literally get two wildly different bra recommendations. This must be so confusing and I get why you all don't measure yourselves and just guess at your sizes and try some until you find a size that feels good.
>>34369860You're arguing that whsywivegsi8whe im so fucking tired of arguing with retards on the internet about meaningless bullshit I'm gonna jump off a fucking roof next year on my birthday. Why don't you fuckin zip up your mouth you fucking stupid bitch. Women became obsolete the moment we invented dishwashers and roombas.
>>34369880Better luck tomorrow, Poirot.
>>34369880goodnight poirot, cop them zzz's>>34369866M, look at this chubby geezer
>>34369886Why are you looking at bras Are you a tranny
>>34369887>Why don't you fuckin zip up your mouththey gotta remember to zip their flyer first>Women became obsolete the moment we invented dishwasherswho's gonna load the dishwasher tho jk
>>34369878The original version is still a bangerIt's worth watching the documentary Dons of Disco btw, the dude who provided the singing voice and the dude whose face is on the album cover were two different people, and they've been involved in a decades long petty legal dispute. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c701_Xl64WU
>>34369872The coolness is evident, his flips are narsty>>34369882Great choice and can confirm!>>34369889A bluebird, I don't see too many of those here. Mostly cardinals, robins and sparrows. Noice
>>34369891Worse, an autist
>>34369891No, I'm picking them out for your mom.
>>34369893I knew it sounded familiar lol. both great tracks <3>provided the singing voice and the dude whose face is on the album cover were two different peopleyeah, this happened a lot especially in old dance music videos. pretty funny the dispute lasted that long lol
Too hot with a sweater, too cold without one. God made me as a joke.
Men, Did you ever hang out with a group of male friends who deliberately kept you away from women because they were afraid you would be too creepy toward them? I have heard this is a common practice in male friend groups.
My cousin has agreed to go to a residential facility with her baby that has 24/7 monitoring, which I think is best for the child. Though it's a question of if she'll stick with it, if she leaves before she's deemed ready then her child will be taken away from her.
>>34369903Huh???Opposite for me.They always egged me on about talking to the girl I liked which I never did because I'm repulsive.
>>34369904At the facility, the nurses and caretakers are going to forcibly masturbate her. They will stimulate her clit and goon her pussy!
>>34369878I'm going to interpret this as you calling me pretty >>34369881"Because I don't want to" is still an answer. Were you looking for specific complaints even though we have no idea who you are I'm not sure what you want from me.>>34369887Why your birthday?>>34369895Yeeeahh look at that motherfucker ugh I love it. They're even better because they're huge. Is it even a bird if it's not vaguely threatening?
>>34369903wtf? No. That's crazy.
>>34369900Women have small hands and fatter center of masses so this creates the illusion of being cold more easily even when their core temperature is higher then a man's... on average.
I don't really want to keep going. Whats the point
>>34369903M, no lol, I had more female friends anyway>>34369908>going to interpret this as you calling me prettytake it as you will lol
>>34369904You're not really asking for advice, are you? You're more so just asking for attention. Honestly, >>34369907 is the level of reply quality you deserve.
>>34369911you can have a nice zzz and then some foods tomorrow and maybe take a walk and look at naturetake it easy brev, don't overthink life too much https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBNt2nFzwFo
>>34369909NTA but when I was in college, undergrad, we had one guy who always hung out with us at the student lounge who was an alcoholic and who vocalized rapey sounding, probably anime inspired fantasies about how he intended to treat women. He and one other guy were on our group's "shit list" of men to never introduce to our female friends or go to parties we were at where we knew women would be. We didn't want to be liable for either of them. We also had a gay public masturbator/ass-fingerer-sniffer in our group as well, but he was more difficult to deal with. We didn't really have a set protocol for him.
>>34369903No but I was in such a group with a guy like that
>>34369914The feedback has been interesting, like the guy who was pissed about social services being called.
>>34369908>Why your birthday?Because I don't fuckin know. That's my day that's why. The beginning and the end. >>34369911Sometimes there just isn't one if you can't play the game no shame in quitting
>>34369911There is no point. Only biological needs and the desire to stave off boredom.>>34369916NtaWhy not drive them off completely so there's no risk of association? Why let them hang around?
>>34369916Whew. I knew of sex pests and creepy guys outside of my circle after high school and during college, but I never knew them personally or went to the same haunts as them so I just never encountered that.
>>34369910I'm not a woman.
Im a woman
>>34369926Moid hands
I made a disgusting high calorie shake and it is grey
>>34369926Huge if true
>>34369929What's in it
>>34369929Why did you do that to yourself
>>34369922This was in the student lounge that doubled as a gaming lab. Lots of rows of desktop computers with Team Fortress and League of Legends, just early 2010s gamer stuff. And gaming culture as we know tends to attract a certain breed of sexually maladjusted weirdo. So the answer to >>34369921 is that they were treated first as ambient noise in the geek zone, second as guys whose behaviors you took note of and maybe were entertained by some of what they said while also realizing you didn't want that weird behavior leaking out into the rest of the world too much.
>>34369924Foid hands
guys I'm too depressed to function properly today, what do I do?
>>34369935Nothing
>>34369933>gaming lab. Lots of rows of desktop computers with Team Fortress and League of Legendsat that point you're baiting the creeps and gooners ngl
>>34369933Okay so they're tolerated in a shared public space because you can't kick them out and being honest or rude wouldn't do anything but make being there more unpleasant for you but you'd never invite the guy to do an activity with the friend group outside of that?
>>34369935Jestergoonmaxxing time
>>34369935sometimes you just need to let yourself rest and take a mental health day when you're depressed desu. maybe try to do a small task if you can just so you can feel good about that, and then relax and do something that brings you peace>>34369940>whyyyy so serious
>>34369939More or less, yes.
Average femanon
>>34369931Spinach oats greek yogurt milk blue berries strawberries chia seeds peanut butter and honey>>34369932Need to gain 5 pounds
>>34369935Play Katamari Damacy or We Love Katamari.
>>34369947Probably could've done without the peanut butter lmao
>>34369948ntaActual good advice for once, good job
>>34369947That's some dense sludge
>>34369947>Need to gain 5 poundsJust eat pasta, pizza, and deserts, it's not that hard
>>34369935Just make sure you eat>>34369947Raspberries have much stronger color if it being gray grosses you out, it still won't be pretty but if vaguely pink sounds better to you...Or get spirulina and turn them blue.
>cheeseburger was disappointing;_;
Why do women hate strategy games?
>>34369929>>34369947post pic
>>34369951Why thank you. I've weathered a few days like that playing either one of those games. Classics.
>>34369950Thats the most caloric thing in itIt tasted fine just oaty >>34369952Yea>>34369953Thats not healthy>>34369956I didn't mind the color
>>34369937oh good>>34369940I don't want to jestergoonmax though >>34369942nothing really brings me peace these days, guess I could go for a walk at night!>>34369948not a bad idea, was thinking of replaying klonoa actually >>34369956>Just make sure you eatthat's the last thing I wanna do right now
>>34369962>Thats the most caloric thing in itJust eat it separately. Peanut butter butter sandwich is my shit
>>34369948based lol>>34369935playing a comfort game for a while is a good idea though if you have the energy. NiGHTS into Dreams... is one of mine
>>34369958I don't hate them I just heavily associate them with a type of man I don't like
>>34369963>replaying klonoa actuallybased, you should!klonoa sparks joy>guess I could go for a walk at nightstay safe ofc, but yeah night walks can be comfy, especially when the stars are out
>>34369963Ah well, if you're a bit of a Real Gamer you could also play some OutRun 2006. That's a pretty antidepressant video game imo>>34369966Easy to roll a ball around and listen to music if you don't feel like doing anything lol
>>34369963>that's the last thing I wanna do right nowAnd that's exactly why you have to
How are femcels even real bro like just give one of the thousands of dudes in your DMs a shot lmao like just exist and you'll get a boyfriend
>>34369974That's what I'm saying Bro
>>34369962>>34369964He's right. Big brain move is to get one of squeeze bag peanutbutters instead of a jar and keep it in your purse.
>>34369970>OutRun 2006based lol, so goodpersonally I find the Megadrive version and original arcade version comfy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dia0Z7SbBrs>Easy to roll a ball around and listen to music if you don't feel like doing anything lollol yupI also love Super Monkey Ball but that's a bit more of a stressful game lol
>>34369967>type of man I don't likeAnd what is that type?
>>34369974Just as incels are defined by their hatred of women, femcels are defined by their hatred of men https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQokwM357wc
>>34369963>the last thing I wanna do right nowI agree with other anon, sucks but you should try to eat something in the day at least, at least for me it helps my mood. I try to keep some tinned soups and stuff on hand for when I have a depresso day and don't have the energy to cook
>>34369974No one dms me
good evening everyone>>34369957im sollee for the lossmaybe adding caramelized onions would make it better ?>>34369958go jjangi hwatu is fun !!
Why don't people ask me out on the street or at work?
>>34369986long time no see mayonnaise, how goes things
>>34369962>>34369977Also what kind of milk are you using. Whole milk is gonna have more fat/calories than 1 or 2%
>>34369988How busy are the streets, and where do you work?
>>34369988I don't talk to strangers in public, or like to shit where I eat...
>>34369985*DMs you gently*
>>34369985You will get a DM from a gay man showing you his ass and balls and pestering you to tell you "would you hit this?"
>>34369988I can ask you out if you want but I dunno where you live.
>>34369981>"Whose line is it anyway? Mine! I'm Wayne Brady in this bitch ho!"I love this game so much lol, reminds me of Ghost Stories dub
>>34369970>OutRun 2006.if I get enough energy to play something I'll give it a try>>34369983when I get like this I seriously can't eat, feels like I'm gonna throw up, I don't want to waste food
>>34369979Too serious, "apolitical" or conservative leaning, thinks being polite and following social protocol is below himMaybe the younger guys that play are better but so many of the tabletop dudes are like that
what are some signs an autistic man proud or happy to be with you? he doesn't really say I love you to me much but has in the past here and there. i think he has some trauma expressing it too much in the past so saves it for when he really feels safe :(he buys me little gifts like plushies amd snacks, provides for me and he did put a bedsheet on our bed that I have that has love with hearts repeating on it recentlyI just wish he would verbalize it more </3
>>34369998>feels like I'm gonna throw upYou need whatever your version of apple juice and saltines is
>>34369991I work in food service and my friends get hit on all the time
>>34369988Both of those are bad ideas.
>>34370000>i think he has some trauma expressing it too much in the past so saves it for when he really feels safe :(if he is anything like me, then yes, he is probably scared of getting hurt again
>>34369967Is it me?
>>34369989hihi !!!!!!!!!!its been soosoo good i genuinely think i love this man !! makes me excited to wake up n fall asleep everyday cuz it means another day to be near my favorite boy>whats good number of kids ? (is four too many ..)
>>34370002That doesn't mean you're unattractive, just that your friends are attractive.You could try complimenting guys you're attracted to instead.
>>34369988>on the streetThe risk of you not being receptive is too high.>At work This should be self explanatoryI just felt bad for the guys who stooped to leaving me their number while I was trapped behind the deli counter. It's embarrassing.
>>34370007myao is no longer a femcel?
>>34370002>my friends get hit on all the timethose are generally not the kind of guys you want to go out with lol>>34369998>feels like I'm gonna throw uprip, well don't force yaself, maybe have a juice or something at leasthope you feel better soon>>34370007>is four too many ..four is a good number lelhappy for ya, wholesome
>>34370010Nigga that's QT.
lol bye
>>34370015Who are you?
>>34370007What race is your boyfriend
>>34370000yapping without a filter, not getting bored in conversations, really truly listening to u, inside jokes (?)u guys are so cute ㅠㅠㅠㅠ but on a serious note please talk to him about it !! even if he's autistic u should tell him about things that burden u
>>34370019black
Is every women just an online prostitute nowadays?
>>34370022No but you could probably convince me for the right price
>>34370019asian
>>34370021kek
>>34370022Unfortunately not. That'd make everything so much easier.
>>34370013>Nigga that's QTwtf it's not>>34370010I don't think she ever was lol? she mentioned exes and stuff>>34370015laterz>>34370016lol>>34370022yes, every single one /s
>>34370013Who else remembers his original alter egoBrittney was it? Something like that
Im the only real truecel here
>>34370010ack does this mean i ever came off as one>>34370011thank u !!!! ^^hows life on ur side ?>>34370013qt is still around ??some1 update me on all the new anons with names
>>34370005is there anything i can do to make him feel safe again? he's been through some pretty traumatizing relationships. I feel like a burden ormaking things awkward if I expressed I acted him to say it more to me. :( does it matter if I made his life/mental health better according to him? like he doesn't want to mess it up? I got my period recently after a pregnancy scare with him amd he said we could use the extra pregnancy test for the next scare so idk what to think of that when he said that it was unexpected like another scare?
>>34370031Step aside faggot
Entrepreneurial idea: for $5, I (a tall, buff, attractive autist with a deep voice) will hit on femcels in front of their family and friends so their family and friends don't think something's wrong with them. For an extra $5 you can write the pickup line.
>>34370032>ack does this mean i ever came off as onelollmao even
>>34370033>idk what to think of thatHe's envisioning you being together long enough that it could happen again don't read into it
>>34370032>>34370033If I develop a thing for older chicks I'm gonna blame you guys and kittenposter. I cannot deal with someone like this.
>>34370019i love how quickly im impersonated by others as soon as this topic pops up lolzsouth asian !! very loose on religion thank goodness>>34370025ding ding ding anon !!
You know sometimes I feel bad about being single and then I hear about these relationships and I'm like I'm good thanks. Lol
>>34370042My parents went through a nasty divorce so I'm alright not jumping into something that isn't going to work out.
>>34370041>south asian>pajeet
White men disappoint me so much
>thread lasted 2 daysIt's so fucking over.
>>34370046Sorry, kween.
>>34370046This but with mentally ill women
>>34370042
>>34370044LMAOOO
I woulddo anything to have someone to suffer with and we make each other suffer
>>34370047People just alwqys post less when the british narc is shitting it up with his spam.
>>34370047Average population over the last few days has been at an all time low.
>>34370050Your expectations for me were unrealistic. I am only somewhat sorry.
>>34370033>is there anything i can do to make him feel safe again?I think it just takes time, do you know if someone hurt him in the past or something?
>>34369185Do you still being a virgin?
>>34370054Easy to do
>>34370058Asi es la vida.
SO mad I hit the wall before finding a partner. What a load of baloney
>>34370046I don't care what nonwhite men think about me though
>>34370030lmaooreal niggaz remember kloeit was less an "alter ego" and more a satire/troll>>34370032>hows life on ur side ?could be better, could be worse lol, still the same ol weirdo, thanks for asking tho>>34370036$5 is very cheap tbf>>34370042grass is greener ahh>>34370046what have we done always catching strays baka>>34370055daddy chill
>>34370037(ᴗ_ ᴗ。)>>34370040"""""""""""older chicks""""""""""">>34370044death penalty the bell rings an airstrike is on the wayi will tar and feather you in the townsquare
>>34370064Why in spanish this time "such is life" anon?
>>34370066kinda gay to base your self worth on what white men think of you innit
>>34369400What's your thoughts about the jews and the covid vaccine?
>>34370057>all time lowI GOT YOUR PICTUREI'M COMING WITH YOUDEAR MARIA, COUNT ME IN.
I honestly wonder what goes on in the heads of single mothers. I saw one absolutely snap on her half-niglet in the middle of a Walmart earlier today and just laughed. I bet I could make her suck my dick for $20.
>>34370069>this timeYou are confusing me with somebody else.
>>34370073>what goes on in the headsNothing
>>34370067Yes Kloe! It was some white girl nameAnd true, satire is a more accurate word
>>34370074There's more than one of you?
>>34370068>death penalty the bell rings an airstrike is on the wayholy shit she really is dating a pajeet
>>34370068What's with the passive aggressive quotes
>>34370033>is there anything i can do to make him feel safe again?Be patient and kind. Keep showing him how much you care; he'll reciprocate in time.
>>34370020yea he drew a picture of my cat saying "meow! meow!" in a voice bubble comics style and write under it "meow means "I love you" so maybe that is an inside joke thingy, like skirting around it sheepishlyI just get anxiety about it because i'm scared of rejection and we just go with the flow of life living together to see how things go, but we have been a thing for almost a year now. I vividly remember him saying "I love you" to me when he was quietly spooning me from behind breaking the silence but I was shocked/in the moment and couldn't say it back and I kinda regret not responding back :c >>34370038sometimes I do overth8nk it I mean he hs in the past talked about his bad baby fever amd mentioned how I would be a good mom because i'm nuturing/bubbly and compared me to his mom a few times>>34370040wdym how old are you what did I dooo>>34370059yes he's been hurt alot in the past and is a victim of CSA.
>>34370068oh hi myao! long time no see!
>>34370081Nta but it's a pretty common phrase
Women would rather use ten filters and take a thousand different photos from different angles than to just lose weight. Like what's your endgame exactly?
White men, do you have an equivalent to Afroman?
>>34370073>her half-niglet>I just laughed>I bet I could make her suck my dick for $20totally well-adjusted thoughtsyou should be worrying more about what's going on in your head desu>>34370080it was just a parody of what a lot of guys seem to imagine what women on the internet are like, and some people actually bought it so I just rolled with it for a bit lol
>>34370081How many people here lament about bad horrible experiences with mentally ill women? I don't know.
>>34370090I guess Prof and Bubba Sparxxx kinda fit the bill lol, there are some parallels in their work
>>34370090Afroman is our equivalent to Afroman. No black person listens to Afroman.
>>34370086>yes he's been hurt alot in the past and is a victim of CSA.yeah well it's gonna take some time, please be patient with him
>>34370083she resents aging and being called old
>>34370095>>34370096I'm more referring to someone who got back at shitty cops in a based way than the music.
>>34370046girl u shouldve learned this lesson a whileeeee ago !! absolutely no hate on the few good ones but damn the majority are shit at everything>>34370067lolols im glad to hear !! im js happy ur still hanging on c:are u eating well ?
>>34370086>and is a victim of CSA.Hot! Gooning to this rn
>>34369866:D
In the style as the dogs do.
>>34370104>Tranny keyboard
>>34370091>totally well-adjusted thoughtsIt was funny as fuck though. The half-niglet kept taking her shoe off, and the single mom grabbed her foot and yanked the half-niglet to her, and like forcibly put it back on her foot. Then she put her hands on her own head and was like freaking out and having a mental breakdown lol.
>>34370107Why are you still yapping.
>>34370107>somebody was having a bad day lol!
>>34369866MThis is the coolest bird.
>>34370104>in the name of the nazis, I punish you!>gassing jews by moonlight, winning battles by daylight...
/pol/ weebs are insufferable.
>>34370082LMAAAAOOOOOOOOO
Haha guys she's dating e*tj
>>34370086Isn't he the married guy
>>34370112based kiwi enjoyer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs>>34370101>are u eating well ?semi well lol (though I had junk food tonight that a friend bought lol)I've been mostly sober over the past few days and trying to eat at least one proper meal a day, and the difference is night and day desu
>>34370115Poltards should be banned from posting on other boards, full stop.
Pajeets have some kind of crazy rizz why do so many white women date them
>>34370123She's korean
>>34370082do people really care so much about a persons color of skin so far as to shame others for even being associated with them>>34370083im in college coufgh cough>>34370086THATS SO CUTE WAHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHH .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·..·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·..·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·..·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.he's just a dude who sucks at saying his emotions, im soso glad that he expresses affection for u in other ways tho !! but please dont hide away ur worries from ur boy, nothing good comes from pushing them away
>>34370124Not her just in general
WHYYYY
>>34369974For women sex is a choice, and for men sex is a task, sometimes a mission, therefore for women have a high body count (like men) cannot be used as a success goal for women, but get the wedding ring from a man. So following this logic, a man that can’t get a woman to marry or a man that can’t even get laid is called an incel (involuntary celibacy), we must state which is the term for the opposite gender then. Here im going to take the freedom to coin a new term and its choice of the reader if this new term will be forced or not: Female-incel: Female that is not able to get the wedding ring and stay in a long-term relationship that will end up in marriage. As we already stated, an incel is the male that it’s on involuntary celibacy, but for women celibacy it’s an option/privilege, so, strictly following the meaning of the word, we can’t use the term incel on females, but what the author purpose here it’s a gender equivalency in order people can easier identify the dynamic stated here which is a female loser, a change of meaning, following the change of times, change of society, and change of dynamics for both genders, just like the change of meaning that evolved with the word “phone”: 70 years ago people didn’t used say “I took a photo with my phone” or “I’m listening music with my phone”, right? This same evolution of meaning can happen with the term incel then.
I see you
>>34369988Your beauty budget isn't enough like to make it worth it : ^)
>>34370127>do people really care so much about a persons color of skin so far as to shame others for even being associated with themusually not but when theyre a h1 visa pajeet.... i mean, theyve got a reputation
>>34370127Lol so why obfuscate by saying "south asian" instead of giving him the dignity of his actual ethnicity? You get to be Korean instead of east asian, but he doesn't? You told on yourself
Can someone explain why this thread in particular attracts so many schizos?
>>34370087hiiiiii !!!!hedgehog anon ?>>34370117hell nah (lolslolslols why is his name censored like a slurrrr)>>34370120anon i beg of u to get better eating habits ..gaeranmarri, gaeranjjigae, rice, some kind of meat, vegetables, lots of fruit, tea, supplements, water !! sm easy meals !!!!! i worry about u please take good care of urself
>>34370000Please do him a favor and dissapear from his life. Bitches like you cheat these nice guys all the time.
HI FINE SHYT
myao cant be that hot if she settled for an ind*an
>>34370127I'm in college too, look at this shit. I'd bust a vein doing this every day. Shame they don't like younger guys though. Just a few more years.
Yo are we actually serious right now? He's married why are you guys falling for this again
>>34370145>believing this shit
>>34370145>>34370147Who fuckin cares let em babble about their larps
>>34370131This "women gatekeep sex, men gatekeep committed relationships" shit is such nonsensical cope. There are a bajillion 30 year old lonely virgin software engineer dudes making six figures out there who are more than willing to throw a wedding ring and a brand new house in the suburbs at any fat used-up BPD whore who shows him an iota of attention.
>>34370106IBM has not RGB no lights you dumbass
My azelaic acid came
>>34370154Here we go again
>>34370154time to open your 3rd eye
>>34370154Do you ever worry that you'll just turn into one big pimple?
>>34370140>this thread in particular attracts so many schizosyou say that like it's specific to these threads and not 4chan in general...>>34370141lol thanks myao, that's sweet but I'm alright reallywell I'm skint living on the dole at the moment so can't afford much food but yeah, like I said I try have one decent meal a day at least
>chose a jeet over lhaoh nonono
Anyone notice coincidentally yesterday's "40 year old woman from Wisconsin" has disappeared today?
Brain too foggy to read, maybe I need to jack off to clear the cobwebs out.
>>34370152That's because it's very thin the grey line between modern women and Narcissistic personality disorder. Modern women with their manipulation, shaming tactitcs and gaslight are able to fool men that don't realize that such behaviour is not something they should tolerate.
>>34370169No shit
>>34370097i am, but sometimes i get in my head and selfishly feel sad about it. he even stutters and gets frustrated at himself, which I think is an adverse affect of being a survivor growing up. >>34370103i'm going to shred your all of your skin hangnail by hangnail and the squeeze lemon juice and salt into the flesh before putting you feet first into the woodchipper>>34370118not really>>34370127it is isn't it?? (TTATT)!!!yeah I guess I have to remind myself he tries to express it in different ways, it's just emo-me talking getting used to being with someone autistic with some serious baggage, just idk when would be a good time to bring it up bc it's gonna be awk and he might feel like I don't see him with how he expresses himself >>34370143lole you don't know me, i'm a loyal fag
Either gender.What are you looking forward to most right now?
>>34370178M, going to bed soon and getting some sleep lol
>>34370178FThe sweet release of death
>>34370178the weekend
>>34370136:c>>34370137testing the waters lmyaooao it wouldve been worse if i said pakistani no ?see how people immediately cling to the word "south asian" like its some blaring red siren ?? wanted to see if 4chan sucked as much ass as i remembered>>34370145would send a photo but my dignity wont let mei had reached the point where i thought that i should quit on dating until he came in !! smart , fits my humor perfectly , doesnt act like a fucking idiot like most guys, has morals !!!!!! n u say "settled" like hes a piece of shit ㅠㅠ looks arent a good indicator of how good of a bf they would make nowadays
>>34370178MEating dinner.
>>>34369043Is this a good Answer? Op on that thread has a wife that's been obsessing over another man (because he wasn't attentive or something like that)
>>34370178She said it best >>34370181
>>34370172>men that don't realize that such behaviour is not something they should tolerate.Which is most men nowadays. An entire generation of men was raised by single moms, and any of the dads who were present were pushover betas.
>>34370182I can't wait, for the weekend to begin
>>34370183>would send a photo but my dignity wont let mewhat dignity lmaoyou're already dating someone you say isn't good looking (which none of us brought up btw) and someone who's ethnicity you're unwilling to say
>>34370140It's a general thread, and anonymity by default means no consequences. You can just be a psychotic asshole and then immediately pretend you weren't. A recurring thread like this, where somebody can be reasonably confident a woman will read what they say, could be good for somebody with misogynistic tendencies to go on rants.>>34370184What's for dinner?>>34370189I don't think so. Feels like when you get dumped and you start acting in all these extra ways to show them what they're missing out on, then you feel silly because you could have just moved on.
>>34370192ntaHave you considered the issue is deadbeat dads abandoning their children or are men not accountable for their actions?
flabby thighs
>>34370174>he even stutters and gets frustrated at himself, which I think is an adverse affect of being a survivor growing up.You might be attributing too much to CSA on that one
My dad was a macho guy and he beat the shiiiit out of me and I'm still a pussy. He did leave when I was 12 though so I guess it didn't have its full effect.
>>34370195>What's for dinner?Leftover roast chicken, potatoes, and pumpkin, along with steamed veges and gravy.
>>34370193choon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3kkNfH4yco
Women will act insecure about Sydney Sweeney having big tits and being the center of attention yet will love giving attention to big dicked dudes.
That does it!He's a freaking nerd.
>>34370196Nta but why you bitches ALWAYS want be the ethernal victims? Where's the accountability for the woman?
>>34370201Sounds hearty as hell, I'm jealous. I'm just having a basic caesar salad after I get some chores done.
>>34370196Way more women are mothers then men are fathers, which means women are all fucking the same deadbeat losers. The men who do stay have the divorce court weaponized against them. This is why young men are dropping out, and I don't blame them.
>>34370204Yeah, I think I'm better than Chuck Swirsky.Fricking liberal!Oh, Jesus!
>>34370203idc i love me small bitty titties. big dicks can cause physical pain and made me cry about the relationship multiple times so it's not really end all be all
>>34370205>Man doesn't raise his children and becomes a deadbeat>This is women's fault!The gender of accountability.>>34370207My response is the same as before, with a little bit of the MRA "Muh divorce" bullshit. Until you have concrete proof that women love to divorce men for shits and giggles, I won't bother to argue with you.
i think im being baited but i like him too much to stand for this slander>>34370161ahthen praying for lots of wealth n luck upon u anon !!!!!!!!!!!!>>34370162speaking of lha hows he doing ?>>34370194question mark
>>34370174>not really???? LOOOLL?? But legally?
>>34370189I just checked out the threadShe's going to leave himShe's just going to draw it out way too long because she's desperately searching for a way to avoid being the villain
Jimmy lost, bros......
>>34370178hi ohio
>>34370204You couldn't tell from the beginning?
>>34370214Whst if you women stop spreading your legs to such loosers? Funny how female intuition only works to detect virgin men kek
>>34370219The criminal?
>>34370141>hedgehog anon ?woah! how did you know it was me!?
>>34370155Can't I be happy about something
>>34370220Hi anon.
>>34370178Mdeathok serious question, I'm looking forward to next month, I may be able to get a job next month!
>>34370215>praying for lots of wealth n luck upon u anon !!!!!!!!!!!!lol thanks, manifest wealth for me plsor at least another job lolyou still in school what else you been up to>>34370219who, mr. beast?>>34370123they got disco singh'd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zoxof9T0-58
>>34370198i might be, but I did also recently read that that is a thing>>34370217yeah he corrected me awhile ago, legally they aren't married. lol.
>>34370222Yup no accountability for men's behavior. Why do men love to virtue signal about "muh accountability" while simultaneously believing men shouldn't have to take accountability for any of their actions if a woman is involved?
>>34370215>question mark>looks arent a good indicator of how good of a bf they would make
>>34370230What happens in a month?
Why am I getting blamed for abusechad's and drug dealer tyrone's lack of commitment and responsibility when I haven't talked to a woman since high school? Wtf did I do to get lumped in with them?
>>34370174bby a relationship goes both ways !!you're uncomfy with the current situation (him not verbally expressing his love for u often) but ur willing to adjust to his needs, so he should do the same for u ! a relationship is just compromises, a (or a few) good convos should clear this up ^^>>34370219is jimmy alive ??>>34370226i knows everything !!!!!! (yayayayayayyyy idk how i could js feel the pureness of ur soul through the screen)
Women like being my friend, but don't ever want to have sex with me. Why?
>>34370239Why do you think that the abusechad's and drug dealer tyrone's shouldn't have to take accountability for their lack of commitment and responsibility?
>>34370243Your odor is tolerable at a distance, but not up close.
>>34370232So emotionally they're married
>>34370227You said you wanted to be miserable but sure. I'm just interested to see how this is gonna go.
the stacys in the thread are dating pajeets and married men is ogre for you all
>want no sex until marriage Christian wife>also extremely high libido as a man who genuinely just wants to fuck constantly>Am willing to wait but I feel like every woman that can even come close to matching my libido is a godless sex fiendThere has to be hope right?
>>34370248Bro, they can keep em, I wouldn't touch em with a 10 foot pole
>>34370247It's just for redness why do you think it's going to Go some way
>>34370239I know, right? Imagine if the TSA let terrorists slip through checkpoints and blow up a dozen airplanes, but instead of improving their own protocols, they said "you passengers need to be better" as if I, an innocent bystander, was responsible for their poor judgment.
>>34370249People were losing their virginity before marriage back in the trad times you like to jerk off to.
>>34370249Virgin women are for serious relationships for marriage and start a family.No virgin women are for pump and dump only, just for habe fun, so meanwhile you seek your wife you can fuck all the no virgin women you want because you are a man and you have needs, remember there's no a male version of hymen so virginity only matters on women
>>34370240>i knows everything !!!!!! (yayayayayayyyy idk how i could js feel the pureness of ur soul through the screen)aw that's the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me in here :DI hope you're doing great btw!
>>34370251I literally have no idea what it does I just thought it was "for acne" and it'd end up in your mountain of shit that didn't work.
>>34370231losing weight ㅠㅠhopefully -5ish lb by april, summer is coming ..>>34370234race </3>>34370240my grammar isnt usually this shit sorry lmyao
>>34370253Again, why are men so against other men taking accountability for their bad behavior? You guys are all about accountability right? It's not just a term you throw around to justify victim blaming female abuse victims?
I think you are all extremely disturbed people.
>>34370254I've made personal vows to God. This isn't about traditional larping. I've personally spoken to God and told him when faced with temptation of girls offering themselves to me that I would choose his path instead of whatever I wanted to do in the moment and now that I've said that to him I don't want to break my word to God no matter what.
>>34370261Wow
>>34370249>Caring so much about a future after death that probably doesn't exist that you nerf your chances to enjoy right now Live in the moment weirdo, just have sex if you want to have sex, damn.
>>34370240yeah I jus feel like he might get a knee jerk reaction to it or get defensive or admit he doesn't feel that hard to me. I mean, he's had a crush on me for more than half of his life and now we're together. i'd hate to sound whiny or needy about it, he knows i've been through traumatic relationships too>>34370246are you against poly relationships? she knows, he has chosen to live with me instead of her for almost a year now. :T she is even on dating apps rn detailing how she is poly and partnered for now. *FOR NOW* she is legitimately a friend of mine and he has crushed on me since before they even met. how is an emotional marriage going if he refuses to live with her and tells me his mental health is better living with me? desu, he is the healthiest person I have been with from recent memory and I am willing to see where things go.
>>34370240>is jimmy alive ??Yeah.>>34370261Probably
>>34370255See this.>>34370262>>34370264We all make choices. I'm not trying to judge anyone else, it's not my place to judge but I choose Christ as my king.
>>34370260Did your situationship sneaky link ghost you again?
>>34370261>I think you are all extremely disturbed peopleyou're only just realising this?
>>34370256>aw that's the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me in here :Di wish people were nicerthank uuuuuu !!!!!! u holding up well ?>>34370265wait i think im lacking a very important piece of informationis there another woman ?
>>34370269So yes, "accountability" is just a meme word that men throw around to justify victim blaming female abuse victims and they don't actually believe in it. Thank you for answering.
>>34370268Ok, then find a virgin woman, marry to her, and have all the sex you want.
>>34369392Go try to see them? If they want?
>>34369438You shat where you ate, now you get to eat shit or leave.
>>34370273He ghosted you again, didn't he? It's okay, you can tell us. Gosh, men are such assholes!
>>34370260I mean yeah, if you date a drug dealer it was pretty dumb of you to expect anything more. That doesn't mean the drug dealer isn't a piece of shit, nor is the woman who gets knocked up and ditched by him responsible for him being a piece of shit, but the woman who gets knocked up and ditched for ignoring literally every bit of conventional wisdom and red flag is absolutely responsible for the outcome, at least a little bit.
>>34370273>>34370260Nta but that kind of shitty men will always exist. The issue here is that you women can't accept be wrong about how stupid you are fir dating and getting pregnant and then be abandoned by said shitty men. Martin Luther said, “You cannot keep birds from flying over your head but you can keep them from building a nest in your hair.”This same logic apply to men that marry to town's bike: all men will make fun of him when she cheats on him, why? Because she is the town's bike that's why, what else did you expect will happen?
It's funny how Youtube slips in random videos with no views when you're scrolling through shorts. The vibe I'm getting from this guy is that he's a sex offender.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fzLeAP7bQW8
had there ever been an atoga meet up? hi who would go>>34370272yessums. we're all friends and she convinced him to be poly early in there relationship after being a few years together so I guess he is taking her advice and going hard on it since he moved out of her place to live with me. fwiw I once gave her a lapdance at a local show which he remembers lol. i've had a smile crush on her too but he's had a crush on me for like more than half his life before he even met her.
>>34370272>i wish people were nicerme too>u holding up well ?yeah I've been doing alright! not great but not bad either
>>34369519My gmail keeps bugging me to buy more data. How about google just not keep the fuggin spam emails I never read that they block and stop wasting my time having to tell them to delete 100 attempts from indians calling themselves african royalty and asking for money?
>>34370285Fuck no
>>34370235I can apply for another job where I used to work a few months ago which is the only fucking place that's hiring right now
State genderWhat's your favorite land, sea and flying animal?
>>34370279You have to be 18 years or older to post on 4chan.>>34370281>That doesn't mean the drug dealer isn't a piece of shitBullshit, men's first instinct is to blame the woman and only when called out on it will they admit "Okay, so he's a piece of shit, but it's still the woman's fault" such as what you're doing right now. Male ingroup bias is fascinating.>>34370283>The issue here is that you women can't accept be wrong about how stupid you are fir dating and getting pregnant and then be abandoned by said shitty men.I'm pretty sure if a relationship ended because the guy was shitty, the woman is accepting that she made a mistake, but that's not good enough for guys like you. She needs to self-flagellate herself as well while the shitty man needs to not take responsibility for anything at all.
>>34370274I don't really have virginity as a requirement either in a partner. I mean it would be great, but all I really want is to not have sex until marriage for our relationship and lay the proper groundwork for each other. It's not like I don't masturbate a lot and am not experienced at all. I've ERP'd a lot. I've sexted a lot. I've explored in terms of imagination a lot. There's a lot of things about me where sexually I tend to see eye to eye with a lot of women that are heavily engaged in highly sexual kink culture even. So it's not like I'm hyper hung up on "muh perfect virgin wife."It's just no sex until marriage is a big ask. I know it is. I guess my faith just feels tested that these types of women exist who would be willing to meet me as well where I'm at.
>>34370291MAntStarfishQuetzalcolutus
Don't worry femanon, there are plenty of 6'3 drug dealers left in the sea. You'll find Mr.Right one of these days.
1h45m until the earliest possible time I can eat dinner and I'm already hungry.
>>34370293Except I literally called that out in my post before you said anything about it. Stop putting words in my mouth, or at least work on your reading comprehension. And I more than adequately explained why it's the woman's fault, at least a little bit.
>>34370294>I don't really have virginity as a requirement either in a partner.You are a dumbass. Have fun marry to a 'born again' whore in your church.
>>34370285>atoga meet upThis would be like 6 people and a complete shitshow>>34370291Can I use an amphibian as my sea animal even though they're freshwater and only semi aquatic
>>34370289Nice. I hope you get it and it works out nicely.>>34370291MCrocodile, coelacanth, crow.
>>34370298>Passive aggressive feminine posting
>>34370291Mcrabs, crows and hmmm do frogs count as land animals? if not then uh cat
>>34370291LugiaOh like real ones?Snek
I have no desires. Nothing is fun to me anymore. Lately I've been spending hours in bed doing nothing in particular. I don't know what to do to fix this. My best friend has seemed very annoyed with me and isn't interested in talking to me anymore, but I can't bring myself to care because my need for socialization is going away too.
>>34370298I did date a guy who sold weed but he was more like 6'5 Came to my apartment with a concussion once
>>34370303>>34370306I think anything that's amphibious should count for land, and that anything that lives their entire life in the water should count for sea.
>>34370300>And I more than adequately explained why it's the woman's fault, at least a little bit.Yes if you're not psychic and make mistakes in dating partners you deserve to be abused. Again "accountability" is nothing more than a meme word for men.
>>34370275hi valk !!!!!!!!!>>34370285girl ..im gonna hold u hands while i say this but please be careful (?) ive never seen a poly relationship go well before, but i wish the absolute best for uif ur happy n they're happy i dont see the issue !>>34370286 :cwhys it not great ? relationship money school ?im sleepy
>>34370309Stop reading my mind, CIA woman.
>set tinder location to Dublin >almost half of my matches are Spanish Erasmus students >specifically Spanish, not other nationalities Why? Did they think I was local or something?
>>34370178MMy backpacking trip through ex-Yugoslavia in June and July
>>34370314But the sea is dark and full of monsters
>>34370197Fucking hot
>>34370319They wanna get SHAMROCKED
>>34370310It sounds like you're depressed. Do you think you're depressed?
>>34370318No~
>>34370298>don’t sell drugsAw shoot!>>34370317WOHHi myao :)
>>34370291mink manta ray oriental magpiegoodnight everyone
Thousands of paths that twist and turn and intersect and lead to nowhere. This is hell, you will never leave. And here, you will die.
>>34370329frickckckk u came late :ccits well past my bedtime but ill be around this week hopefully !!!!!
>>34370332But I will leave when I die though
>>34370326Sure. Of course I am.
>>34370334Who knows where you will go.
>>34370332You made me love youAnd you made me cryYou should rememberThat you were born to die
>>34370334Welcome to the Hotel California!
>>34370333Oh okie, cya later!
>>34370304>coelacanthOh, so that's what a relicanth is suppose to be
>>34370316We're talking drug dealers, aren't we? We have been for what, 3 posts now? I'm not sure why you'd need to be psychic to see the red flag there. But the whole reason dating exists is so you get to know the guy (or girl) before going further with him. It's why fucking on the first date is a bad idea - you don't know him well enough to know he's not going to poke a hole in the condom, or rob your apartment, or even murder you. If he's a piece of shit, he's a piece of shit and that's his fault, but it's your fault for not doing your due diligence and ignoring conventional wisdom by letting him into your house after only knowing him for a few hours. Everyone will tell you that's a bad idea. We date because we need to look for those red flags, among other things.And sure, there's a bit of luck (luck = circumstances beyond your control) in every situation you face in life. But you always have an impact on the odds. If I take a new job and the manager turns out to be an abusive piece of shit, it's not my fault he's an abusive piece of shit, but there are absolutely things I could have asked during the interview process to get that vibe. I could've asked my future teammates what the job is like, I could've asked why the role opened up, I could've gone on Glassdoor and looked up what working there is like, etc. If I don't do my due diligence to fish that out, take the job, and end up miserable, then sure, it's not my fault the job sucks, but it's my fault for not doing enough to weed things out. And yeah, maybe absolutely no red flags turn up, I take the job, and end up hating my life. But that's an outlier - it's extremely rare that no red flags at all turn up. And dating gives you a lot more time to weed out those red flags than a day-long job interview.
>>34370288lol>>34370303atp I would be down for it but I don't really care for being called decades schizo sometimes I think of giving myself a trip so people can filter me>>34370317yea I get that like it's a delicate situation and desu I feel like I may stray with my heart in terms of finding someone who can love me 100% but he's just been such a positive experience in my dating history thus far, and I was basically celibate/no dating for 6/7 years before getting with him so I feel like it can be a good stepping stone to see where things go and to get used to someone being nice to me again in the context of relationships. I never would have thought my love life would be the way that it has been. plus he has me thinking about motherhood with his past baby fever talk and telling me how good of a mother i'd be due to my qualities. he has potentially beaten around the bush amd said he doesn't have to be poly to be in a relationship and has told me in the past he likes when the woman takes initiative, probably because he wants to make sure he's truly wanted :> i'm kinda going w the flow of things and home life is certainly ly another step now. i previously rejected him due to the poly thing but now that he lives with me and spends 95-98% of his time with me it feels idk just different. he says he wants to be with me and that we are in a relationship ty for the concern it is definitely in the heart <3
>>34370345Could not imagine expending this much energy and text on a baitposter
Every single poster in this thread is a man with a penis, ballsack, and prostate gland.
>>34370298>6'3 drug dealersmost dealas are not tall or look like how you'd expect them to lol...
>>34370349I typed that up in like 3 minutes. Luck is something I think about a lot.
>>34366766I like this OP. Very nice.
>>34370345>We're talking drug dealers, aren't we? Drug dealers are the typical strawman example when most women who get treated like shit by men aren't drug dealers, which is another reason why I roll my eyes at this shit. It's like the guys who think every woman is on OF or the guys who think anti-pornography radfems are the same women getting off to rape erotica.>>34370349>Saying opinions I don't like is bait! Why can't these threads just be a hugbox circlejerk of my opinions!?
>>34370350larping as a woman online means free attentionit's been that way forever
>>34370350this is the jestergooning general
>>34370317>whys it not great ? relationship moneyboth of those reasons actually! but it's fine I'm not completely miserable or anything :) I'm just ok!
>>34370335You can identify where things have gone wrong, and that's good.I think you should talk to your best friend. You say they 'seem' very annoyed. Are you assuming the worst there?>>34370343Yes! That's how I learned about them. They're awesome, basically living history. A creature that came about some 400 million years ago and that nature decided "yup, it's perfect, no room for improvement" for.
>>34370350If you say so
>>34370257Okay you seem to think a lot of things
>>34370353Yeah bro. She's trying to rope me in as well. Just let it go.
>>34370265>are you against poly relationships?YesEasy
>>34370317Woowwww myao is back. Henlo girlie.
Why do women type like this
>>34370388type like what?
>>34370391Like you
Being horny is so hilarious. I’m not doing anything about it. Pointless feeling
>>34370388Because women are toddlers totally ruled by their emotions and feelings
>>34370391From this thread>im sollee>hihi>wooowwwww>henlo
>>34370364Sure I do. But am I wrong in my assessment.
>>34370398That's kawaii
>>34370367yeah well this is a test run for me, as i've said I haven't dated in years so perhaps my guard is down just to feel a little love in some form. I've always been monogamous and feel like I'm mostly acting so in this relationship towards him but I realize it isn't my ideal but he is a lot nicer than the others I have been with I realize i'm taking an L in some form so at least i'm self aware
I was worried I had gained weight living large on spring break. It turns out I actually got slimmer. Girls, are you proud of me?
>>34370399Well yea it isn’t really for acne and I’m doing plenty of things that do work
I'm trying to find my way homeI'm sorryAnd I miss you
>>34370402Nono I agree, it's pretty annoying
>>34370249No, you can't want a hoe and the housewife that has no sex drive because you're a gross, unromantic, unthoughtful moid.
I like typing like this and you can't stop me >:)
A warm thick penis, snug between the wet folds of my pussy.
>>34370239Silence against them means you approve of their behavior as a male.We're in a phase of "You are the company you tolerate and do not condemn."
>>34370405>it isn’t really for acneI'm talking about the stuff you've already tried not this. How'd accutane go? >I’m doing plenty of things that do workYet here we are.
>>34370415How is it my fault accutane didn’t work for me, at least I tried it I’ve gone from barely eating and sleeping to 8 hours every night and eating 3 square meals. I think that’s good
>>34370412Male hands
I want to be raped by a fat woman
>>34370423Aren't you worried about getting a penile fracture?
>>34370404I thought I gained 10 pounds because I've consistently been eating large breakfasts for the past 6 months but I weighed myself and lost like 2... idk how that works
>>34370421Never said it's your fault, just said it didn't work. >I’ve gone from barely eating and sleeping to 8 hours every night and eating 3 square meals. I think that’s goodIt is good but that's obviously not what I mean. By "mountain of shit" I obviously mean all the drugs and cure alls and products you tried.
>>34370414Hey, someone needs your help >>34370423
>>34370404Sometimes eating more helps you lose weight because you were actually starving yourself too badly that your body started preserving fat and water supplies.
>>34370434That's not how it works
>>34370433>image limit reached*sigh**BONK*
>>34370388Don't lump me in with that shitSomeone who types like that is stuck in 2011 it's not because they have a vagina
>>34370436Shh. She is a single mother that thinks is a high value woman
>>34370426she will be nice to me r-right?
>>34370442I'm aware Just letting anon know it's bullshit
>>34370404Were you eating good meals instead of cheap college dorm shit? Quality of food makes a huge difference
>>34370436>no further explanation on that phenomenon*BONK*
>>34370430I tried one drug
The mentally ill compulsion to cut my hair even though I can't see the back of my head rnState genderDoes anyone else cut their own hair?
I want to hang out with BlueValkyrie as a friend :)
>>34370445I literally had lobster with French wine for one dinner.
I will never have sex
>>34370449MI shave my head every second day.
>>34370454haha bald!!!
>>34370448Yes that's in the category of "shit"
>>34370453Aw no mang, don' say dat
>>34370449FI once cut my hair during a mental health episode due to COVID lockdowns.
>>34370460>mental health episode due to COVID lockdownsPussy
>>34370456I had to try something it’s all a process to get where I am today
>>34370461Are you a leftist? If so, what happened to empathy for the mentally ill?
>>34370454>every second dayBalding or aesthetic choice?I get doing it that often. I hate having velcro head.>>34370460How did you do?I shaved one side of my head at 3 am in highschool, no judgement.
Boobs are too small for S size Ribs too wide for XS When will it end
>>34370464>How did you do?I just took a pair of scissors to the bathroom and cut off chunks of my hair, giving myself a really shitty haircut.
>>34370463Nah I don't do politics but some niggaz need to man the fuuuck up
Punch penises
>>34370466XS ribs but M tits hereThe way they size bralettes is stupid
>>34370466When your boobs grow because I impregnated you.
Besides body differences, how are men and women differentPost age and sex
>>34370469my penis is too hard for your pathetic fists my cock goes through boulders!!!
Fuck vaginas
>>34370472Brain
>>34370470You are not even in the realm of my issue
had a dream a dead friend popped up by a school door's window and we were in highschool again and i asked her if we could catch up after this since I knew in the dream she was deadalso should I go by a trip so people can filter me now I think I'm okay with it damn I miss her she was a real 1
>>34370467Pulling a Britney. I've been there.
>>34370450Why
I’m grateful for green grass and beef brisket
>>34370449M, it's a very bad idea, but you already know that.>>3437047231, pretty much everything.
>>34370462>I had to try somethingSure but some of them were pretty out there. Like Chinese medicine? Going for the nuclear option and getting accurate? Wtf were you thinking? >where I am todayYou gotta admit saying this is kinda funny.
>>34370479Were you not complaining about bras? My mom's got the exact opposite issue that I do. They're bras they developed the band and cup system for a reason and they think they can just abandon it when they remove the structure from the garments?
>>34370487>bad idea For you to cut your own hair? Why? It's really not as hard as it looks.
What do the vocal vibrations from a woman moaning while sucking your dick feel like?
>>34370485Based based-in-Texas anon
What does it mean if a girl from work keeps touching my hair and my hands and gushing about how soft they are? Is she calling me gay?State gender
>>34370502It's over.
>>34370478>>34370487Wrong. Answer is were the same
Are*
>>34370496That's what everybody who fucked their hair up while cutting it themselves thought, too. Even with a mirror or two or three, it's hard to see your hair from every natural angle that somebody else cutting it would see.>>34370502Probably that your hair and hands are pretty soft. Not calling you gay.
>>34370502Means she likes you
>>34370506We are*. Looolll ok maybe women are dumber
>>34370507You fuck it up the first 3 times and then get the hang of it I have saved so much fucking money over the past 10 years cutting and sometimes dyeing it myself
Raf Simons, Rick Owens, usually what I'm stepping in
>>34370511Fair enough.
>>34370291Ducks, geese, and swans are the only thing I can think of. I guess swans are the best one.
>>34370508Oh shit!! How do I capitalize on this
>>34370512i lav u effayso sad the board ish sloww
>>34370504we're* THOUGH
Take me out tonightBecause I want to see peopleAnd I want to see life
wish I could meet cute girls at the cemetery
>>34370524You can; look under your feet
>>34370504No, men are a mistake according to genetics.
>>34370524A lot OF them probably were.
>>34370525I mean cute girls that are alive
Send me the pillowThe one that you dream on
>>34370527lot of chinese names in these graves, not really into asians
>>34370524why at the cemetery? the guy i'm seeing wants to get feisty in one, why the appeal? aren't there kids buried there :(
>>34370488The Chinese medicine was a jokeMy doctor told me to do accutane Why is it funny. Life is a process there’s no point in looking back just taking any steps forward
>>34370531>not really into asians:((
>>34370530So glad you could stay forever
>>34370538I'm into asiansHi waifu
>>34370472You can't separate body and mind (and spirit of you believe in that).
>GenderWhich subreddits do you get off too?
>>34370540I actually don't know any of the other lyrics to that song but the intro to Everybody Knows That You Are Insane has been my ringtone for a decade.
>>34370545Lol based
>>34370522Driving in your carI never never want to go home>>34370524Same. Cemeteries are so pretty
>>34370543Mgonewildaudio
>>34370533I just like hanging out there because it's the only quiet and peaceful place around here >>34370538sorry I didn't mean to offend :(I wouldn't be opposed to dating one but I'm not into them like a lot of guys are.really didn't mean to offend, sorry!
>>34370543I don't use reddit.
>>34370543FAsk this when the new thread gets made and I'll answer with a full list
>>34370543used to be /r/shinyporn but that's full of onlyfans spambots nowadays like nearly every other porn subreddit.
>>34370537>The Chinese medicine was a jokeFair>My doctor told me to do accutaneDid you bring it up first? If not either you've been having this issue longer than you let on or he's a total retard for suggesting it so early. >Why is it funnyYou don't seem to be very pleased with your current station in life.
>>34370558>Ask this when the new thread gets made and I'll answer with a full listAlright
>>34370552>sorry I didn't mean to offend :(>really didn't mean to offend, sorry!Lol faggot
>>34370560She is a retard and I hate her So what. Idgi should I just feel horrible all the time because things aren’t perfect
>>34370562well, I really didn't
>>34370543r/clittorturer/womenareobjectsr/clitabuse
>>34370564Don't have to jump in and be all I'm sorry mlady I apologize you fuckin beta
Women get perplexed at why men get horny for fucking butts if butts are disgusting that's where shit comes from, your butt shouldn't be disgusting you should deep clean it and make it presentable, if your butthole doesnt smell like roses and tastes like strawberry you failed as a woman.
>>34370569MAnal is for dicklets
>>34370566>r/womenareobjects>banned 5 years agodamn i was really hoping to see some forniphilia
>>34370569>if your butthole doesnt smell like roses and tastes like strawberry you failed as a woman.We are not built that way. That is the body waste chute. It should smell like body waste or skin at the absolute cleanest. You are delusional and gey.
rape avoidant cocks
rape addicted cocks
>>34370538plap
I just wish atoga could act normal... My mom walked in and saw >>34370575 >>34370581 and looked disappointed.
>>34370563I hate her too fuck that hoe. >IdgiDo what you want you seem to revel in misery, I'm just saying it's a funny thing to say with how you act and talk all the time.
>>34370587I’m trying to be different
>>34370566M or F?
>>34370543>plebbit
>>34370569Gay.
Wtf did I eat aasarghhghahggghhhgg my large intestine is KILLING itself
>>34370584ask her which kind does she prefer?
>>34370588I can see that
drippy vagina juices in my tummy
