>>34370626
I hope you all have a good day! :D
I need a man so bad
I always imagine the nice femanons as blonde and the rude annoying ones as brunettes9/10 times im correct
>>34373991blonde women are evil
imagine if you had one big nostril instead of two, lol
I have pain everywhere. I'm going to pretend my pillow is a lover and hug it for comfort until I fall asleep. Hopefully I will dream full dreams of sweet delusions and never wake up, escaping pain and loneliness forever.
>>34373991She's actually perfect
>>34373974>haven't experienced the abundance you craveHow am I not supposed to crave it if I can't satisfy that>this spawn is cursed and hopeless Basically >respawned in a context that made that possibleThis is essentially the only thing I'm hoping for I think I'd even rather live again in that kind of life than go wherever "detachment" gets you
>>34373991she's going all out with the succubusmaxxing, good for her
The year is 2287. I finally got Fallout 4 to work on Linux with MO2. >>34373991I'm lowkey a Sydney Sweeney hater and I would fuck the life out of her in that outfit. Goddamn.
>>34373989Are we really gonna do this again?
>>34373991what a slut
>>34373991You will never calibrate if you dislike me.
>>34374000Do what? me?
>>34373994Yeah
>>34373991Wrong
>>34374003No. This whole song and dance.
>>34373994I had a nightmare/dream about fighting demons in a haunted house. My 2nd dream in a week about killing demons
Masculine urge to put her scent on my upper lip and sniff it from time to time
sex with lonely femanon
>>34374006I just want to be fucked for once in my life, is that so bad?
>>34374010You've been fucked. Wish granted.
>>34373997>How am I not supposed to crave it if I can't satisfy thateither you can or you can't, detachment is like a short cut but there's no need to rush things, if you still crave things then thats where you're at and that's perfectly fine, I'm just showing the exit door if you ever get tired of wanting, thats when you'll be ready to walk through it >rather live again in that kind of life than go wherever "detachment" gets youwhich is perfectly valid, nobody said the goal is to rush to detachment and leaving humanity behind as fast as possible, it's not a race, you just come back until you're done coming back imagine it like going to an amusement park, you might get nauseous from eating too much sugar, you might get an adrenaline rush from the looping, you might get pissed because your favorite ride is closed, you might get bored standing in line, you might meet the girl of your dreams, you might get abducted and get your organs harvested, but the point is that when you go home, either you'll feel like you want to return a few months later or you have had your fill and will do something else next time
>>34374011I didn't feel it, try again
>>34373991I have a crush on a brown haired girl though
>>34374013Before I mean. Not now.
>>34374016Never happened
>>34374015do yourself a favor and just dont
Women how unattractive is gaming as a hobby?
>>34374019you're asking all the wrong questions
>>34374018Why?
>>34374020What are the right questions?
women why? why did you do this to me?
>>34373991I agree
My initials are DN
>>34374024>Looks at camera 0/10 acting
>>34374024I see them brown roots.Also she has no ass, that is just sad.
>>34374025Deez Nutz?
>>34374023to teach you a lesson
>>34374021you're regret itbrunettes are evil
>>34374023You had it cumming
>>34374025Hello Daniel Newman
>>34374029I learned my lesson, please stop the pain!>>34374032>cumminglewd
>>34374028Yeah you got it, dang it man you ruined my joke. Someone was supposed to reply “David Newman?” Or something like that and then I was gonna hit them with the deez nuts.
>>34374030She's a bottle blonde btw
>>34374034Nyehehehe
>>34373991>>34374026better?>>34374027>I see them brown roots.Sweeny isn't a natural blonde btw
>>34374027She has hairy legs though.
>>34374025Daniel Naroditsky? From heaven?
>>34374033Actually it’s Deez Nuts you stupid fucking bitch. HA gotem.
>>34374037noo stop the cumming!
>>34374039lol
Either gender, why does upper management think AI will save my failing company?
>>34374042Wow haha you got me. My name is Yuri T. Do you know what that stands for
>>34374045because they think they'll be able to fire a bunch of people and save money
>>34374043NEVAAA HEHEHEHE
>>34374046Yuri Tard?
>>34374049reminds me of when gruntilda wins in banjo kazooie and she becomes hot
>tfw no big booty witch gf
>>34374050Yuri tarded you fucking dunce
>>34374051Mhm that is what that is
>>34374050>>34374054You guys are gonna give me abs, buncha chuckle fucks.
>>34374055oh lol I wasn't sure because her legs weren't that thick what a weird game, it rewards you for losing...
>>34373991quick! what hair color does the woman in your webm have??seriously do men think hair color is just a vibe or something?>redhead
>>34374019>Women how unattractive is gaming as a hobby?Very, but gamers tend to be unhygienic and asocial.>>34374023>women why? why did you do this to me?You looked at me crossways.>>34374030Maybe I'm just sleep deprived and horny but the Sydney Sweeney posting is hitting exceptionally different tonight.>>34374045>why does upper management think AI will save my failing company?Because upper management doesn't do anything. They're glorified middle men whose entire job could be replaced with AI and likely improve the company. Fucking leeches.
>>34374058thats a level 7.5-8 neutral blonde with level 9 balayage
>>34374056Abs are hot as fuck on girls
“How’s my work ethic? Well I don’t think ethnics do no work, I mean that’s they problem really”I said this at a job interview, do you guys think I’ll get it?
>>34374062is that even english?
>>34374059>Very, but gamers tend to be unhygienic and asocial.You’re a lesbian, what do you care?
>>34374062yeah, congrats on the management role at chud inc.
John Candy femanon is back everyoneand I still wanna fuck John CandyR.I.P.
>>34374059>You looked at me crossways.I didn't mean to! that's just how I look at everything
>>34374067based
>>34374067Looks like Donald Trump's beta younger brother
>>34374067I loved uncle buck. But I haven’t seen it in forever.
I COULD BE AN ACCIDENT BUT I'M STILL TRYINGAND THAT'S MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR HIM
Women: if the cute cashier at the grocery store asks me what I'm doing for the rest of the day out of nowhere is that an invite to ask her out after work or is she just nice/bored?Posted in the dead thread like a dumbass
>>34374070i hate you
>>34374036A bottle blonde is still a blondebecause she realizes that brunettes are evil and is trying to distance herself from them
>>34374074Toad phenotype
>>34374058the female color is directly tied to their character
god I sure hope brunettes are evilsomething so retarded about chemically altering your hair color to look more approachable to a beta man
>>34374076This one is a fair assessmentbased and toadpilled
>>34374077mmmmm I wanna kiss her calves
>>34374080he's aesthetic as fuck
>>34374080is that fucking shane gillis
i'm curious what a brunette did to this guy to make him hate them so much tbqh
Sydney Sweeney is mid.
>>34373991I dream of a blonde gf with a big beautiful ass, hopefully from europe
>>34374084his brown haired grandma stuck one of those douching hoses up his bum as a child
>>34374086Me too. Preferably from Poland, I like western Slavs, I think they’re cool.
How is any white woman supposed to compete with this?
>>34374088I'm more into Germanic ladiesI get the impression that slavic girls have more petite bums anyway
>>34374019attractive to me if you play good and youre not obese. but women who dislike gaming wont find you attractive they will see you as a babydo men go for women who has their interests or just go for anyone? thats my question
>>34374089it's not a competition, and even if it was, the competition surely isn't over you
>>34374084basic observation of reality>>34374089by being able to produce blonde hair
>>34374089I find it super interesting how many of these "women don't you feel bad you don't look like x?" posts populate 4chan. Its so common I expect to see two or three new ones every day.It makes me wonder how much female jealousy is just a weird male social construct meant for their entertainment. When a woman is picked over me I feel nothing more than mild annoyance because I know I have far more options for men to date.
>>34374097it's them projecting their chadsexuality and fomo on women
>>34374095Imagine thinking Sydney was even remotely as hot as Aliya. Even if her face was comparable, which it very much isn't, even Aliya's body is better.
>>34374089>How is any white woman supposed to compete with this?You have no fucking idea the amount of work that goes into maintaining hair like that.>>34374075Ignoring the goon fuel for two seconds, you don't need to put down brunettes to elevate blondes. Brunettes, redheads, blondes, and even unnatural colors are all beautiful. >>34374068https://youtu.be/paBAeVVKq9Q>>34374064>You’re a lesbian, what do you care?I'm bi, and no one ever specified gender.
>>34374093I don’t know about that last question, I’ve never had a gf. But I always wanted a girlfriend that was an internet weirdo like me.
>>34374100its not even a competition, even ignoring the fact that one is blonde and the other isnt
>>34374101You’re bi? Would you date a guy that was bi?
>>34374012I guess so. It's not like I wasn't bouncing it sound in my head before. I'm just tired of having nothing. Hopefully next time around will be better.
>>34374089I'd take her over a white woman any day. She's gorgeous
>>34374106Yes, provided he's not HIV positive.
>>34374109fingers crossed for a legendary spawn for you next time in the meantime don't forget that a survival spawn can be fun too, just to see how far you can push it under horrible conditions, either way, don't forget that the point of playing is to have fun
>>34374089I'm not jealous of a man that is attracted to something I am not.
>>34374112>implying 90% of them arent
>>34374112Wow, you just assumed that a guy had AIDS because he’s bi? Homophobic much?
I’ve been eating Burger King multiple times a week because it’s the only place that’s open when I get out of work and I’m too tired to cook when I get home. I think it’s gonna kill me.
Wow, Femanon, you look a lot chubbier than last time we met up!
>>34374119only if you let it imagine not hierarchymogging a burger into oblivion with your pure essence
>>34374059In my head you look like poison ivy with normal human skin.
>>34374103real we all do
>>34374088>slavsNO ANON DONT DO ITIM WARNING YOU
>>34374124She's posted herself before
>>34374122thanks, I've been eating good
>>34374118It's not homophobic if it's true. The numbers don't lie.>>34374117Honestly, it's mostly dependent on if they bottom or not. I'm sure that if you took the percentage of bi men with AIDS and made a venn diagram with the percentage of bi men that bottom, it would probably be a circle.
>>34374126Why? Are you Slavic? Slavs always shit talk their own women.>>34374127What did she look like?
>>34374130>if you took the percentage of bi men with AIDS and made a venn diagram with the percentage of bi men that bottom, it would probably be a circlelmfao true, getting an std is such a bottom thing to do
>>34374119Are you trying a new laxative cleanse?
>>34374131Her face wasn't in it but the vibes I got were "latina Ellen Ripley"
>>34374134No. Burger King doesn’t give me the shits, if that’s what you’re asking.
>>34374135Post the picture.
>>34374130>Honestly, it's mostly dependent on if they bottom or notIs that how it works?
>>34374136It should. How are you containing that? Do you have a butt plug in?
>>34374019I just don't care. It's a shit hobby to listen to someone else talk about or watch them do if you aren't interested in them yourself. It's not automatically an unattractive hobby I just don't want it to be a thing he does every day or for an entire Saturday.>>34374122Don't try to make me feel better I know I haven't been eating enough
>>34374137No
>>34374139I have stomach acid like a dog not much upsets my stomach, besides coffee for some reason.
>>34374138Yes, anal causes tiny tears in your colon and allows viruses to enter your bloodstream.>>34374127That's some ancient lore.
>>34374144Not very ancient
>>34374143Ooooh, so you'll just feel it later.
>>34374146No, I never feel it. Everything comes out as a solid.
>>34374145I don't remember posting myself since at least 2022.
>>34374148Are you a horse on an oat diet?
>>34374150No. I’m a dog, I’m biting the fart bubbles in the bathtub.
>>34374149Swore it was you. Was >>34374135 an accurate assessment at all.
>>34374151I still don't understand how you're shitting solid after burger king.
>>34374110It's not even fair. She's literally one of the most attractive women alive.
>>34374154I guess I’m just genetically superior.
>>34374155Meh
>>34374152In that I had messy dark hair and was mean mugging the camera? Probably. Facial features aren't really similar tho.
>>34374155This is what Guts lost an arm for.
>>34374158Face was concerned but yeah, black hair, voluminous, had some loose messy curls or something. Brown and jacked. Thought it couldn't be anyone else.
>>34374160>concerned*Covered
>>34374131>Why? Are you Slavic? Slavs always shit talk their own women.yeah I amthey're terrible
>>34374164How so?
Throwing a fleshbang
>>34374156You're not superior for being used to eating garbage. That makes you a possum.
>>34374160Might have been, especially if the lighting was dim because my hair is actually dark brown but looks black in low lighting.
Now do the the flash bang dance.
>>34374172A human possum hybrid, I’m like Spider-Man nigga.
>>34374166>extremely narcissistic>very uncaring and cold>VERY VERY prone to peer pressure and outside influenceshe'll get mad at you out of nowhere, only to find out she saw one of her friends or an influencer post something on instagram or tiktok, like her getting a gift/going on a tripShe never wanted that or even knew it existed, but now she hates you because you didnt think of that and gave it to her>black women dont even come close to the ''as you should'' energy slavic women haveI get that they're very pretty, but you're stepping into hell if you want one.I'd cut my dick off before even thinking of having a relationship with a slavic woman ever again
>>34374155dude, she's caked in makeup to the gills
Women, why is it still so fucking cold in late March?
>>34374176You’re just saying that so I don’t come and steal your women.
>>34374176Anon, that is just women.
>>34374179dude you can have them. go on, take them
>>34374178uhm sweaty, spring is when darkness and light go to war and ultimately, warmth wins and autumn is the reverse where the cold ends up winningit's going to be an up and down, get used to it
>>34374182cant be, because this wasnt the case when I dated foreigners
>>34374173It was dark is what I'm getting at. Did you really not post anything in the past few months
how many times must incels be told to not taint the legacy of maskman
>>34374177>PicSo is that a good or bad thing
>>34374185if foreigners are so great, why did you break up?
>>34374183Do they like Americans?
>>34374178Seasonal depression's last push to get a few more suicides in before spring really gets going
>>34374187A man's legacy can only be tainted by himself
>>34374176there's plenty of men who are into that
>>34374186Nope. The last thing I posted without face would have been 2023/2024.
>>34374193Not the cold and uncaring part. Doesn’t everyone want someone who passionately wants them?
>>34374192valid
>>34374187bitch you're not even slavic. this is my culture and I'll post it whenever I want>>34374190yeah sure, but be prepared to be shit tested constantly. They have 0 qualms about leaving you after they get the greencard.hope your wallet is full.just a tip, flowers, twice a week, no exceptions. And not the cheap walmart bouquets, a couple of hundred bucks worth.never have an even number of flowers because thats for funerals and giving a woman odd number of flowers means you hope she dies. They will count always>>34374189She didnt want kids before 30 and had an abortion already (she didnt tell me about it beforehand, found out through a third party)
>>34374197noanon, there's people that get off to having their dicks cut off and fed to themno matter how universally undesirable you personally think something is, there's always going to be someone who thinks thats absolutely perfect
>>34374200>never have an even number of flowers because thats for funerals and giving a woman odd number of flowers means you hope she dies. They will count alwaysnever have an even number of flowers because thats for funerals and giving a woman EVEN * number of flowers means you hope she dies. They will count alwaysfucked that upALWAYS GIVE THEM AN ODD NUMBERNEVER EVEN
>>34374200I'll behead you whenever I want
>>34374203don't make such a fuss you nonce, literally every single florist knows to only use odd numbers
>>34374195https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/chunk/34332925/1500/1/#34334384Ain't you?
>>34374205I dont care for flowers, im just telling anon to pay attention because slavic women REALLY care about that sort of stuff>>34374206I tried converting to dollars, just be prepared to spend a lot on flowers
I think if I just suffer enough in isolation that eventually a beautiful and kind woman will appreciate all of it and be my gf.
>>34374212ok anime mc
>>34374176i feel so sorry for slav dudes its like your entire existence is to be a miserable workhorse with no desires or feelings
>>34373989>so badNot bad enough apparently
>>34374218some put it in a vase and when they go bad its expected you buy new onessome just throw them out
>>34374206Bacon king.
>>34374223thats an universal working class experience in every country in the world, idk why some people think it's a regional thing lol
>>34374227certain regions have more leeway when it comes to meeting that standard
>>34374228really? like which ones?
>>34374227It’s a Protestant thing.
>>34374230huh?
>>34374232Protestants are known for having a strong work ethic.
>>34374233you mean slave morality?
>>34374231its not bratty. Bratty has playfulness in it. the girls here arent playful, they're entitledthere's a massive difference
>>34373984Don't worry about it.
>>34374240>converted from Catholicism to Protestantism lmfao that actually explains so much about your mom and your mental illness
>>34374240well have fun, dont say I didnt warn you
>>34374089How is any other black girl supposed to compete with Aliya?
>>34374237Entitled to what?
Fucking ATOGGERS
>>34374263keep it in your pants man
>>34374262whatever she wantsyou're a man, so your job is to get her what she wants, if she cant get what she wants, you're not a real man to her and you dont love heryou are an ATM
>>34374268thats just the female version of a man feeling entitled to having his every sexual fantasy fulfilled by his woman humans be demanding, deal with it
>>34374274nta but no that isnt equivalent at allwomen are no less interested in fulfilling their sexual fantasies either
>>34374277Women don't have sexual fantasies
>>34374277so? men are no less interested in fulfilling their financial fantasies either
>>34374278he'a talking about sexually ill lesbians
Reading The House of Mirth by Edith Wharton to understand the plight of the downwardly mobile foid.
>>34374280>financial fantasiesIdk why this term is so funny to me
>>34374280What the fuck is a financial fantasy? men don't "fulfil" their "financial fantasies" (lol) through women
>>34374258NTA, but the beauty of living around a majority white population is that there's very little competition with other black girls.
>>34374287well yeah, getting everything you want without having to do anything for it IS the ultimate fantasy, no matter ones gender thats why the women try to get all the money from their moid whilst not even sucking his dick and why men try to get their dick sucked without even having to pay for dinner >>34374286it's up there
>>34374291what an absolute failure to salvage your stupid post
>>34374287This is so Lily Bart-coded.
>>34374288I didn't say shit about through women, but yes, if you could have a sugar mommy that looks and behaves exactly like your dream girl and on top of that will give you a limitless credit card to do whatever you want, I doubt many men would say no thank you to that deal a financial fantasy is anything you want but can't afford or don't buy because you think it would be frivolous to spend that money on something like this
>>34374292thanks for your valuable input
>>34374294>motte and bailey argument that "EVERYONE WANTS AN EASY LIFE THOUGH">>34374297as opposed to your quality babble
>>34374294>I didn't say shit about through women,Then your argument makes even less sense>>34374291A man receiving head from a woman without paying for dinner is called being desired by a woman. You have the mindset of a quasi-prostitute.
>>34374287>I like having money just not having to work for itSame lol
>>34374298ofc, everyone but someone with a slave moralitycore humiliation fetish that thinks they are superior for rejecting ease are you the protestantcel? >as opposed to your quality babblecorrect
>>34374302a man giving you flowers without expecting you to suck his dick for it is called being appreciated for more than being a glorified fleshlight
>>34374304anon what the fuck are you talking about
>>34374307btw, the motte and bailey vid was not for your eyes, you didn't deserve it
>>34374306you genuinely sound underage and should leave this website
Personally I like the struggle and the grind. Getting everything and winning immediately is boring as shit.
>>34374309make me
>>34374210I think she'd be in a nicer place than that since she's loaded.
>>34374312I bet you do, now bend over
>>34374317you seem to like it rough, painful and unsatisfying, so thats the natural conclusion
>>34374311Prime Gillian, I'm going to watch the movie once I finish the book.
can you say you love me? I just want to hear it once.
>>34374323I love you
>>34374323I don't post vocas anymore.
>>34374324What do you love about me?
>>34374326your love for love
>>34374327that's a nice way of putting it. Thank you. I am pretty great.
>>34374322Obviously when the juice isn't worth the squeeze that kills it. There's gotta be a point to the struggle.
>>34374328yes you are
>>34374089She's the 1% of black women who look like this.
>>34374330<3
>>34374289I don't care about black girls or white girls. I care about hot beautiful girls.
*sips on melted roof snow water after nitrite testing*
>>34374335I try to be hot, but I'm more often described as cute.
>>34374339Cute is good to. Aliya is all three.
look at them go, like a cute little dragonfly family
>>34374341I wish I was like 60% hot, 30% beautiful, 10% cute.
>>34374342Can't tell what they are.
>>34374345some sort of military planes doing a maneuver
>>34374347Yeah, but what planes from what military for what purpose?
>>34374344What are your actual numbers?
>>34374350no idea, I suppose it's the patrouille suisse training for a parade or so
>>34374342Look more like show planes than military planes
>>34374351Idk. If I had to guess based on general comments, 70% cute, 15% hot, 15% beautiful.
>>34374355Oh, then they would be F-5s? Kind of a toy plane, as far as fighter jets go.
>>34374357I mean, they are the aerobatic military team
>>34373989
>>34374360>Northrop F-5E Tiger IIyep, pretty cute look at this gay move in the pic, lol
>>34374356>her cosplays are pretty awesome (even if they're goonbait lol)She has an awesome baseline to start from. I'd like to see what she looks like completely without makeup though.>>34374359Take it and be glad for what you got.
>>34374365Is rather continue to work towards being appreciated the way I want to be.
>>34374359>Idk. If I had to guess based on general comments, 70% cute, 15% hot, 15% beautiful.Sounds nice tbqh
>>34374363I can't believe anyone would even try to pull that stunt outside of a hollywood movie.
>>34374367It's good to have ambitions and goal. Good luck.
>>34374371they are flying in the sky, K-I-S-S-I-N-G I suppose it would be show pilots that do such stunts in movies, so someone has to train them
>>34374373thats why he's j-3082 and not j-3088
>>34374368Those women are the average redditor, they're just as fat, immature, and whiny as the men.
Have any men here been molested by a woman before? My aunt sucked my cock and groped my butt when I was 8, my mom knew but didn't care.
>>34374381that was his clone talking, so he didn't technically lie
>>34374375That wouldn't be a stunt in a movie. That would be CGI.
>>34374384maybe nowadays but not back in the olden times
>>34374370I'm in my 30's, I've outgrown cute. I should be sexy and hot when I try.
>>34374388Being 5'2 will do that to you
>>34374388Oh, you're JH. Nvm.
>>34374388Being sexy and hot is incompatible with being neurotic and anxious.
>>34374388mid to late 30s*
>>34374393Very possible.
>>34374389I'm going to start teasing my hair up more again. I'll look taller that way.>>34374391Can we have this discussion without this shit?>>34374392I'm working on neuroses and anxiety. I'm doing better.>>3437439434 isn't late 30's.
>>34374385Before CGI they used models, mockups and film tricks. Like for instance no way the iconic upside down scene in Top Gun was filmed with two actual planes actually performing that stunt. Because why would you.But if that photo is real then apparently there are pilots skilled and crazy enough to execute something like that, and commanders irresponsible enough to let them, that you could hire them for a film if you wanted to and had the budget.
>>34374388>I'm in my 30's, I've outgrown cute.That's not how it works. And you should be glad you still are.>I should be sexy and hot when I try.Need to get heavy into movie makeup and cosplay tricks.
>>34374356If I were super hot I would probably also do sexy cosplays. Afaik she doesn't actually do OF or anything, she just lives life enjoying that she's hot af.>>34374258Fair point. She might just be the hottest girl in general.
>>34374399>Need to get heavy into movie makeup and cosplay tricksThe implication that I can't be sexy without this shit makes me very mad.
>>34374400Bam!
>>34374397true I mean, they do perform pretty insane formations, it wouldn't surprise me if they did that too just imagine how majestic it mist feel to be one of those pilots https://youtube.com/shorts/4AqBTTVVHuU
>>34374404According to 4chan logic, I'm also not human since I'm not pure white. This place has awful takes.
>>34374401What else would you mean by "trying"? If you're naturally 15% sexy then clearly you're not effortlessly so.
>>34374408Nta but thats the point, you're hardly going to be sexy if you're trying to be sexy.
Women don't you think it's unfair how I have such nice hands and arms yet no woman to appreciate them. Isn't that just such a shame
>>34374408I like to dress and use make up in ways that accentuate what I have. Heavy makeup and dressing like other people is a step further than I should have to go for someone to think "sexy" before "cute".>>34374409I don't try TOO hard.>>34374410Yes. So go meet people so you can find someone who appreciates all of you.
>>34374404>iirc she handcrafts her own cosplays, and has collaborated with other brands, so yeah, no need for an OF I'm sure she's loaded lolShe doesn't really have THAT many stream viewers, I suspect her now-husband is the loaded one.
>>34374410>bro heard some women like hands once and made it his whole personality
>>34374414>heavy makeup That explains it then.
>>34374404>it's a bit of an illusion though, the planes are slightly offset to the side, so not actually directly above each otherOh. It's a good illusion then. I couldn't tell from the photo. Like a forced perspective thing? That's the kind of filming tricks they would be using in older films too.And honestly, knowing that doesn't make the coordination of the pilots any less impressive.
>>34374418Are you saying heavy makeup is what I'm missing?
>>34374414They don't like the rest of me unfortunately >>34374416I'm just saying. Every time I look at them I'm like wow
>>34374422I'm saying, trying to paint yourself a sexy mask is why you can't be more sexy since you seem to fundamentally misunderstand what makes someone sexy.
>>34374414Should and what is are different things. And you apparently have a lot of cute to make up for.
>>34374424Read the reply chain. An anon said that I needed to get into heavy makeup and cosplay tricks to look sexy. I don't think that's true, that's why I stick with natural looks that show off my strengths.
>>34374426I see, my bad.
Both genders, least to most degenerate:Vaginal sexAnal sexOral sexTitjobsAssjobsHandjobs/fingering
>>34374427It's alright. Either way, I'm doing shit wrong. I spent way too long wrongly thinking that dressing and acting sexually is what would make me seem sexy. But that's more of a slutty thing.
>>34374428Vaginal sex is pretty degenerate when you call it that
>>34374428What is an assjob?
>>34374428Fvaginalhand joboraltitjobassjobanal
>>34374428MWhat this anon said >>34374435I would argue that in some ways titjobs and assjobs are less degenerate than oral, outercourse is inherently kind of less serious than any anything that involves any type of penetration, but because they're so porn-associated they do come off as more degenerate.
>>34374440I considered that but I think tit- and assjob is more degenerate since it's more objectifying than interactive compared to a bj. Ofc it always depends on context too, but in general. Also the porn association thing you mentioned too.
>>34374409>>34374424>>34374430What makes someone sexy? Especially someone who has to try hard and work on it.
>>34374428M>least degeneratecommitted titjobcommitted handjobcommitted oralcommitted assjobcommitted vaginalcommitted rimmingcommitted analcasual/ONS handjobcasual/ONS titjobcasual/ONS oralcasual/ONS vaginalcasual/ONS analcasual/ONS assjobcasual/ONS rimming>most degenerate
>>34374453>when u want to have sex with themDuh, that's what I'm asking, how does one achieve that.>sultyIs this a typo for slutty, or for sultry?
>>3437442F..what is assjob?
/ATOGA/State gender, what is some advice you are going to give your kids that you don't think most parents would give their kids?
>>34374450I think someone trying to be sexy is already going to make it very hard to be sexy. It's like someone trying to be funny, it means they've already become weirdly obsessed with being funny whilst actually funny people just say stuff and it's effortlessly funny. I actually would say it's similar to humor, it works best if you're just saying stuff to amuse yourself whilst being surrounded by people that have the same humor as you. It's also best to not having to think about being funny and just saying something funny that popped into your head. The same way being sexy should come from feeling sexy and from spontaneously feeling like acting on feeling hot. It should have an authentic, natural and almost feral feel to it and should seem like it came from the core of your being. Ofc it will never work to try and be sexy surrounded by people that think you aren't, so ofc the more conventionally attractive you are the easier it will be to find your target audience and not give people the ick by noticeably being a sexual being.
>>34374453>sexy vs. cute is just a bit more mature, confident and sulty in appearance/demeanour vs. coy and demureAlso I wonder if this applies to men as well.
>>34374452Penetrative anal is less degenerate than an assjob?
>>34374459>I think someone trying to be sexy is already going to make it very hard to be sexy.Well JH clearly stated somewhere above that she's trying.So basically what you're saying is: If you're not already, just give up and don't even bother.>It's like someone trying to be funny, it means they've already become weirdly obsessed with being funny whilst actually funny people just say stuff and it's effortlessly funny.I don't think I can agree with this. I think a lot of professional comedians actively work on and try to be funny. And some of them succeed. Nobody at the top of their field does it effortlessly.
>>34374461I'm not JH
>>34374465In that context, I think so. Penetrative anal is straight to the point of the encounter. An assjob is like foreplay but very degenerate to do with someone she might not want to see ever again.
>>34374466>If you're not already, just give up and don't even bother.No, you can notice that you don't feel as sexy as you wish to feel but trying to change that by acting sexier is probably not often going to work. I'd say working on chilling the fuck out and surrounding yourself with people that already think you're sexy at least to some degree is a much better approach. >Nobody at the top of their field does it effortlessly.Most pro comedians almost certainly already were the class clown at age 9. They simply hones their craft on top of already having a natural tendency to be a goofball. Also, most pros have writers write jokes for them, I wouldn't compare what pros do to what works irl unless you also want to tell women that they could be more sexy in the bedroom with their husband by watching OF whores and emulating them. Which sure, that works if your husband is a porn damaged soulless gooner but not if he's an actual human being that just wants to have fun with his wife instead of having some prostitution performance in his bed.
>>34374454>how is paizuri the least degen lmaoIt's like humping. You wouldn't call your wife or long term girlfriend a slut for giving you a quick titjob.
I would give you a kiss. If I could.
>>34374479>I think it's a bit more involved than that lolShe doesn't even have to get naked, depending on the clothes she's wearing. For example you go work out together and she's in a sports bra. A titjob would be pretty easy to do.
>>34374425I don't mind being called cute anymore, I accept that it's a compliment, but I really, really wish I was also considered sexy by default. Or like elegant or sultry or whatever.
>>34374478Ok but I may fall asleep again
>>34374472>I'd say working on chilling the fuck outIf that's what makes you sexier, wouldn't actively working in chilling the fuck out be actively working on being sexier? But of course that wraps right back to your core attitude that if you're not already a chill person then working on chilling out won't work. So what's the point in trying anything, just lay down and die.>They simply hones their craft on top of already having a natural tendencyObviously someone with absolutely 0 natural talent will have an exceedingly hard time compensating for that. But I don't think that applies to the girl who sparked this line of conversation.>Also, most pros have writers write jokes for themI think most comedians write their own material. But regardless of that, you're essentially say here that the writers don't work hard on what they do.>I wouldn't compare what pros do to what works irl unless you also want to tell women that they could be more sexy in the bedroom with their husband by watching OF whores and emulating them. Which sure, that works if your husband is a porn damaged soulless gooner but not if he's an actual human being that just wants to have fun with his wife instead of having some prostitution performance in his bed.That's what this conversation is about, innit. What makes someone actually sexy? And how can you work on that, if indeed you can work on that?
>>34374481>For example you go work out together and she's in a sports bra. A titjob would be pretty easy to do.Sounds pretty slutty to me. For both parties.
>>34374428F.Least to most degenerate:>Vaginal sex>Handjobs/fingering>Oral sex>Assjobs>Titjobs>Anal sexMost to least enjoyable:>Vaginal sex>Anal sex>Being fingered>Receiving oral>Assjobs>Giving oral>Jerking a guy off>"Titjobs"
>>34374484>what's the point in trying anything, just lay down and dieI doubt you're still the exact same person you were at age 12, no? So what changed? Did you actively work on that change or did the things that changed and actually stuck without needing continuous effort and self discipline to uphold fall into place once another piece of the puzzle got solved by you simply living your life, experiencing things and learning lessons from those experiences? >you're essentially say here that the writers don't work hard on what they doNo, they do work hard but usually the arc of a comedian is that they are unknown but funny af, then then get more known and still are pretty funny but the more they are in the spotlight, the more forced and generic and soulless and their jokes tend to become until you think who the fuck thought this guy's funny. The more you feel pressured to deliver being funny or sexy, the harder it will be to do so. At least from my observation. >What makes someone actually sexy? And how can you work on that, if indeed you can work on that?At the root of it, it's being around people that reflect back that you are sexy, because that will make you feel sexy, which will make you not obsessed over not feeling sexy enough, which will make you be relaxed about how sexy you are, which will make you even more sexy. It's a domino effect that compounds and thus as I said before, the more you fit the current beauty standards of the social circle you were born into, the easier it will be for you to feel sexy. Ever heard stories of people that felt like they are so ugly and undesirable but it made zero aense for you as to why they'd feel that way since they would have been chad/stacy in your school? Yeah, thats usually because what counts as the peak of desirability isn't the same anywhere, so even if someone's objectively attractive by the standards you're used to, they themselves might feel very ugly because thats not the environment they got shaped by.
>>34374457MNever break more than one law at a time.If you’re going to keep a bat in your trunk, keep a ball and a glove in there too.
>>34374488When you both love each other, not just for the sexual stuff, I don't think anything between the two of you could be considered particularly slutty.
>>34373983So, I'm reading SadGirlDiaries and I'm noticing two paterns,1.>he is literally the perfect man>she is madly in love>no red flags>blindsided with a breakup or caught cheating2. >redflags upfront: divorced / has multiple kids from other women / not ready for a realtionship>but he's so loving and kind to me, he CANNOT possibly hurt me>ends up in situationship while being madly in love>guy never commits and keeps fucking other womenWHY ARE MOIDS SO CRUEL?
>>34374497NTA, but stripteasing for my bf while he jerks off and rattles off all the things he's going to do to me the moment my underwear is off makes me feel pretty slutty. I think sluttiness is contextual, while being in love is just the normal state of things.
>>34374501Women are cruel so men are cruel back to them. It's a vicious cycle.
>>34374502Agreed, if you put it that way. But is it really degenerate, abnormal or regrettable? You both feel good and whatever you're doing brings you closer together.
Someone was impersonating me and you fell for it
>>34374510You think there's only one person like you?
>>34374506It's definitely not negative or regrettable in the context of the relationship. But "degenerate" has connotations related to society as a whole. The idea is that degenerate acts are those that supposedly break down societal norms and revert people to a baser level of whatever metrics those people are using. Like morality, civility, etc. I don't agree that any sort of safe sex with someone you love should be judged by others, but I can see the argument that getting my ass eaten is degenerate to the sexual simplicity of some people's sensibilities.
>me as a shop owner
this is the kind of energy I'm looking for in a man https://youtube.com/shorts/6iX2nKaAR2s
>>34373983Do men sometimes date down to get easy sex or is that just a conspiracy theory?Like, if the guy is a really hot 8/10, would he casually date a 6/10 just to have fun?
>>34374526>Do men sometimes date down to get easy sex or is that just a conspiracy theory?All the time, and a 6 woman is more likely to put out easily for an 8 man than an 8 woman is.
>>34374521>https://youtube.com/shorts/6iX2nKaAR2sConsider joining the international foreign legion in Ukraine.
>>34374533The reason I'm asking is because why wouldn't he just date an other 8 who is just slutty? There's plenty of those. Slutty comes in all degrees of hotness.Are some men turned on by the thought of abusing the trust of a good woman?
Do people really expect me to keep going through life without a latina gf with no gag reflex?
>>34374537You can live without me, anon. You can still find happiness.
>>34374006Hey that wasn’t me
>>34374526All the time. It’s not theory it’s common knowledge
>>34374518Reminds me of Claire’s but Sanrio coded
>>34374512Yes
>>34374536Because the slutty girl can do better, and could have casual sex with a 9 or 10 if she wanted. The 8 guy in this scenario thus loses a lot of leverage and bargaining power.
>>34374551She’s bankrupt anon
>>34374019It’s only unattractive if it’s competitive
>>34374553Ok, so what makes you think that happened?
>>34374560lol ew
>>34374560I remember my sister and I got our ears our pierced when it was till in business but mom wouldn’t let me get the neon squishy spike earrings.
>>34374559;)
>>34374562Me neither I don’t know what is it hehe. I don’t hate you
>>34374566Jokes on you because that wasn't me you replied to
>>34374571Yea that’s why i winked
>>34374557DO NOT CALL CLOVER A SLUT YOU PIECE OF SHIT SHE'S A FUCKING ANGEL
I’ve gone from 113 to 116 in the past week it must be too good to be true
>>34374067My brother looks fat and ugly like this guy, what's the appeal?
Saw a cat.
>>34374581She's empowered
>>34374584cute feller, very striking eyes
My sexual fantasies get more depraved ever week.I am not sure at what point it'll stop and I think atp no woman can fulfill all of my deepest desires.
My ex had a history of loose boundaries and infidelity. Like 9-10 months into our relationship I went out of town for a couple days. We hadn’t been fucking at all. We were arguing a lot. It was kinda tense. We were arguing over face time in the hotel a bit and I was calling her out for shit. She was house sitting for someone back home. When I came back to Ohio, it was morning. We were on the couch and I noticed a thumb sized bruise on her thigh. I put my thumb on it to size match and my emotions went flat. I didn’t call her out but I stood up and said I felt weird and wanted to use the bathroom. When I came back I said I wasn’t trying to accuse her or anything and wasn’t trying to start arguments but the bruise made me feel weird. She immediately got defensive and went “here we go you think imCheating on you again!!!” And we argued all weekend. It was just super tense. She’d get mad at me over every little thing. We’d be calm and then I’d do something to piss her off again. That Monday, we both go to work. She calls me in the evening with a much different tone saying she misses me and can’t wait to get home and she’s thinking about me. Says she’ll be done in a half hour or so. She ended up getting home like an hour later than she said. She immediately starts making out with me at the door and tells me to get in bed while she showers. But she tasted and smelled like cigarettes. In a way she never had before. She used to smoke when we met but had quit a long time at this point. She initiated sex every night that week. And it was like super passionate and she put effort into it she hadnt. before. That never happened in our relationship before and never happened again. Do you think she cheated?
>>34374594Like what?How much more extreme than handholding is it?
>>34374493>Did you actively work on that change or did the things that changed and actually stuck without needing continuous effort and self discipline to uphold fall into place once another piece of the puzzle got solved by you simply living your life, experiencing things and learning lessons from those experiences?I most definitely have done a LOT of effort and active work to grow up into who I am. I'm still a manfailure, but imagine how much more of a shitty person and failure I would be now if I hadn't.>it's being around people that reflect back that you are sexy,...Just beeeeeeeeee yourself.
>>34374598Genetically engineered women bred for being living sextoys.
Womenfolk, cease your silliness!
>>34374605Are they okay with it, or do they dislike it?
>>34374607Being silly is how I cope with my awful thoughts. So let me be silly.
>>34374607Being silly is synonymous with being a woman. You will not deprive us of whimsy.
I was going to reply to that anon, saying I like silly it's cute.But then I realised there are different modes of silly and not all of them are cute.
>>34374428FVaginal sexTitjobsHandjobs/fingeringAssjobsAnal sexOral sex
>>34374608They have accepted their fate.Or maybe they have been trained to be fucktoys so much they just see it as their destiny.
Yes, I’m a slob. All men of genius intellect are.
>>34374536> why wouldn't he just date an other 8 who is just slutty?Because there's a 10 who she finds more attractive who is willing to fuck her
>>34374626>who is willing to fuck herWouldn't that make him an 8?
Reminder that basic social skills are the end all be all when it comes to getting a partner.
>>34374628Sorry, I don't have the talent for that.
>>34374627No? Men are willing to "date lower" because a girl 2 points lower than him will just say yes if he says "wanna come over tonight"
>>34374631ntaAnd how do men know that a woman isn't their looksmatch? How the hell does anyone know what the fuck their "looksmatch" even is in the first place?
>>34374631Wouldn't that make them attractivenessmatched?
SCARY CALL MADE!!!!! Always SCARED
>>34374636Good job, Anon. I'm proud of you. Did it go well?
>>34374637Yeah, I got fired!
>>34374641Oh, that's not good. I'm sorry :(
>>34374644I deserve it for being an obnoxious femboy.
>>34374645Could you maybe try to be a less obnoxious femboy in the future?>>34374646Some times a door closes and then all the other doors slam shut in sequence as you approach them.
>>34374635No? Since his for his looksmatch, a fellow 10, he has to do more than just say "come over"
>>34374637Remains to be seen
>>34374634>And how do men know that a woman isn't their looksmatch?Looksmatch is not what you personally consider attractive but what is generally considered attractive, so it's quite objective, for both men and women.
>>34374652And who determines that "objective attractiveness"?
>>34374608Keep asking.
>>34374653Society through social norms.
I just saw that clip of that Warzone streamer abusing his girlfriend and I'm confused? I thought it was only handsome chads that abused women? He doesn't look like that at all and still was abusive.
>>34374653It works a bit like financial markets.Your objective measure of attractiveness is proportional to how many people consider you attractive.
>>34374658>Overly broad non-answerIn other words, you have no fucking clue.
>>34374659turns out abusechad fanboys are delusional af, who could have seen that coming
>>34374628Well fuck...>>34374617If they spend their life training for it, like irl succubi and are super stoked about doing the best job then that's cool. If they're doing it reluctantly though that's not cool. Like, if a genetically engineered sextoy girl really wanted to leave and become a doctor or something she should be allowed to try.
>>34374662How is attractiness is defined by social-norms not a complete answer, lol?That's a statement everyone sane would agree with.
>>34374666Because putting something that's subjective like attractiveness as determined by society and only society is fucking retarded.>>34374669You're right, but I'm mocking the guys who tell women they need to date socially awkward nerdy guys to avoid being abused.
>>34374664I think it's likely the genetical engineering made them crave sex and abuse much more.
>>34374659Why are Warzone streamers so insufferable and deranged?
>>34374628Not true at all. I remember going to Erasmus parties/events as a grad student. I did that for 4 years consecutively.There was this guy, another grad student. He was there at every event. He was friendly with everyone and knew everyone. And despite all that, I never saw him pull. Nor did I ever see any girl show interest in him.He was all the wrong things when it comes to looks.
>>34374672>why is trash trash?
>>34374084Probably cause he dumped her and couldn't get her back afterwards
Gender?How are your relationships?
>>34374670>Because putting something that's subjective like attractiveness as determined by society and only society is fucking retarded.No it's not. A whole lot of our society works that way. For example, how much money you make or how much your house is worth is also "subjectively" determined by society. Society is who needs to find you attractive, so it's their opinion that matters.
>>34374676>He was friendly with everyone and knew everyone.Being "friendly" isn't enough. Was he interesting to be around, or was he dull as dishwater?
>too horny to nap>too tired to fap
>>34374676nta but good social skills are a prerequisite for women being interested in a man - if he's not social, his chances are almost nonexistant. If he's social AND good looking AND assertive, funny, extremely confident, AND has other things going for him (financially and otherwise), then there's a chance.
>>34374680See the problem with this mindset is that so called "objective attractiveness" is always determined by autistic redpill/blackpill dudes who try to gaslight me into finding Clavicular anything but repulsive because he looks like a stereotypical Chad.
>>34374510It was all calculated. I didn't fall for anything.
>>34374679MMy what?
>>34374681He was very chill and the kind of guy that could get along with anyone.>>34374683>good social skills are a prerequisite for women being interested in a manI know a few counterexamples to this.
>>34374670Why are you mocking guys who are trying to give you advice on not being abused? I'm sure they would love to flip a switch and make all the abusive guys not abusive, but that's not really an option. I'm sorry but guys aren't going to insert themselves into your life just to try and repair the bad decisions you might be making.
>>34374686You know. Like your connections with self-gaijin.
>>34374684Somebody being attractive does not mean that every girl is guranteed to find them attractive. Attractiveness is more like a probability measure that gives you a percentage of people who are likely to find the subject attractive.Let's also give the counterexample. Let's say, you claim to be a special snowflake who claims to find short bald men attractive (fat chance of that). That would NOT make short bald men attractive. Because the probablity that they are attractive is (you)/(you + every other women on the planet) = approx 0.
>>34374691I like how you completely ignored my point that a guy doesn't have to look like a "Chad' to be abusive.>>34374694I would rather date a likable short bald man who shares hobbies with me over a Clavicular who can't even fuck me due to his drug induced ed any day of the week. Seriously, could you have at least made the short bald man obese? Because then I'd be grossed out by him.
>>34374692Like my connections with what?
>>34374696Autogaijin.
Clavicular isn't even close to a 10/10. He's decently attractive but he's also no super show stopper either. He's around 6' so there's a decent chunk of guys who can just heightmog him. His face is rather generic too.
>>34374695Oh, I wasn't following the conversation. But yes, you're much more likely to be abused by guys with chad adjacent traits, and various 'bad boy' types than like a guy who just wants to play pokemon on his switch.
>>34374697Like a white person? am I misunderstanding Gaijin here?
>>34374699Explain the Warzone streamer who abused his girlfriend then. According to you lot, he shouldn't be abusive at all and his girlfriend made the "right choice" to date him, and yet he still physically abused her while she was pregnant.
>>34374695That's like me saying that I don't find skinny girls attractive.I mean it 100%. I don't. But that doesn't mean that my preferred type is the most objectively attractive type. Most guys want skinny even though I like chubby.
more like bruise lee
>>34374702>Explain the Warzone streamerLow IQ men behave badly even when it doesn't make sense for them to do so.
>>34374703now post a pic of what you think is skinny and what is chubby and what is fat
>>34374679M. I've one friend, she broke up with me, I am still trying to win her back before she moves on.
>>34374702Is he rich? In my experience every streamer anybody would ever actually be aware of is rich, and lives in a large single story house in Texas.
>>34374700Technically it means outside-person, and auto means self, so autogaijin would mean "people outside the self". Sorry to be semantic.
>>34374704I'll allow it.
>>34374685Ok lol
>>34374705So yes, dating socially awkward nerdy men will not prevent women from being abused. Thank you for agreeing with me.>>34374708Nope. Literally nobody was aware of this guy until this incident.
>>34374712thanks babe
>>34374607Only when I’m at work. Otherwise I will continue silly goosery.
Girls, do you modify your own clothes so they fit you better?Because this is sexy af.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Zbozgs7wTusHer doing it herself is hot I mean, not just like "she's hot"
>>34374707How long did you date for?
>>34374713You think I didn't know?
>>34374706This is chubby. She's got meat on her. Idc to post the rest. You know fat and you know skinny. I don't like skellies.
>>34374722Scottish phenotype
>>34374723The sooner the better if you ask me.
>>34374679FFamily and friends, good!Guy I’m dating is going well too!
>>34374717No, I don't have the skills, but I respect anyone who does.
>>34374711So basically like Ausländer in Germany. Technically just means foreigner, literally outsider. But in practice it's a slur.
>>34374698Who?
>>34374725I should have gone to Scotland. FUCK. It's too late for me. I wanted to go to Uni there but it never happened.
>>34374679F. Good, but complicated.
>>34374717FMost of them, I’m short and skinny. I like sewing, love clothes
>>34374730Some random Looksmaxxxing influencer whose whole shick is insisting that looks matter more than everything else in the world.
>>343747186 years.
>>34374719Yes
>>34374717I modify my shirts, mama modifies my pants for me>Her doing it herself is hot I mean, not just like "she's hot"Yet you would not think that if it were a landwhale letting out a dress
>>34374717I used to but gave up because it never looked good. I put an extra button on a pair of jeans so the waist was a little tighter and that helped
>>34374717Are you a le trad grifter guy
>>34374722>tfw no built and chubby rugby playing gf
Average femanon profile
>>34374742Most "trad" influencers are grifters, but that doesn't mean that the trad aesthetic is not appealing.Afterall grifters always use appealing aesthetics.
>>34374736That’s silly, probably why I don’t know him
>>34374739Obviously not. Ew.It's not like if you saw a gross basement dwelling neckbeard (who was also fat) doing some work on his car or whatever you like to see men do that you would think it's cool when he's doing it.Being attractive isn't what makes it cool; being unattractive makes it uncool.
>>34374748If I was getting 1000+ matches on Tinder I would start having such demands too.
Men are checking into a delicious steak and eggs breakfast
>>34374748>drive a Subaru It’s over
>>34374756Steak is overrated and if I had it for breakfast, I'd go back to sleep.
>>34374595>>34374595>>34374595Anyone?
I’m farting fart attack
>>34374765
>>34374754Don't make statements claiming that the act is hot if it's only hot as long as the person isn't unhot.I like to see men passionate about things I enjoy and them being fat neckbeards only makes it hotter since they're more likely to be legitimate nerds rather than posers
Hi everyone. It’s your second date, she puts on https://youtu.be/Qg3DxELVPj4?si=jZ9S2kIAInzmPQ59 dims the lights and pulls out tarot cardsWdyd
>>34374748Who is that fat fuck she's with?
>>34374748Missing the "Want someday".
How do men wake up in the morning?
>>34374779What do you mean?
>>34374751Yes but that means you're a contrarian
>>34374780Answer the question
>>34374735Do you have brown/black hair?
>>34374779Usually I hit the snooze button like 4 times, then lazily slide myself out of bed.
Man my life is over
>>34374595>>34374761Do men's thumbs really bruise women during sex? And only the thumbs?Honestly reminds me of a time my ex got mad I let people know I broke my toe because he was certain everyone was thinking he was beating me. In the toe.
>>34374756I wish... Having chicken nuggets and chips rn lol (and yoghurt and carrots)>>34374774Eagerly await my fortune>>34374779With a hard on>>34374748>use turntables, has multiple cats, or surfsWtfWhat kind of a dumb name is Devyn anyway
>>34374779Confused, scared, and horny. Is this an adequate answer?
>>34374796>What kind of a dumb name is Devyn anywayAccording to Wikipedia:>Devyn is a unisex given name of English origin, meaning “bard, poet,” perhaps meaning “young deer.” Devyn is a version of Devin (Irish, Gaelic). Devyn is also a form of Devon (English). Variants include Devyne and Devynne.
>>34374779Sun shining in my face and my deaf boomer father blasting the radio at 120% volume.
>>34374808>DevynneWhat an utter shitshow.
>>34374784Golden brown, how come?
>>34374738Well sorry to let you down. Though I think it's interesting that you're picking up on me.
>>34374782>>34374779Kinda like this, if I were a cute Oni girl anyway.
>>34374781How so? Many guys like a more "wholesome" look.
>>34374774Looks like a pillowcase on her head lmfao
>>34374792How comeIt's only just beginning methinks>>34374808I've never met anyone in England called Devyn lolIt sounds like the name of a kitchen appliance (Sorry to any Devyns out there reading this)
>>34374792What did you fuck up
>>34374814I’m good at what I do
>>34374824Having a childhood sweetheart, moving to a place with a better cost of living,
>>34374794It wasn’t so much that as an isolated thing it was all the behavior around it coupled with a past of cheating she admitted to at some point She also had a habit of flirting with other guys while we were together and dismissing it a lot
>>34374779Regretfully.
>>34374779This is how I feel when I wake desu >>34374829Nta but you can still find an adulthood sweetheart and still move someday, it's not ogre
>>34374794>my ex got mad I let people know I broke my toeWhat the hell lmaooI guess that's why he's an ex...
>>34374826Picking up on each other. Isn't that sweet. But you'll never be better than me.
>>34374811That you were a mean girl that I know
>>34374774Listen to what she claims the cards have to say.Not a big fan of the music though.
>>34374779This morning I went to sleep at 6:30am, woke up at 8 just before my first of 3 alarms (8, 9:45, 10) because the city showed up unannounced with 4 dump trucks to fill a tiny hole in my driveway. I jerked off to clips of a hot tomboy girl choking on dildos that I came across this morning, and then reheated some quiche for breakfast.That's pretty typical of most days.
>>34374748Femanons don't have profiles. If they did they wouldn't be anons.
I should stop eating
>34374847I am probably not going to eat today.
>>34374817That's not true, not all guys like that look.
>>34374851>not all guysHe literally said "many".
>>34374847Eating is good for you>>34374843I also stayed up late, was woken by construction workers, jerked off to tomboy r34 and put some food in the oven, maybe we're not so different...
>>34374851Are you baiting?I never claimed that all guys like that look. I said "many" guys like that look. How do we disagree?
>>34374837Don’t say that you never know
>>34374850Nooo, y'all should eat fr
>>34374854>>34374852Because not "many" like that look. Guys also like Gothic, tom boyish etc looks
On my fat anon shit
>>34374857Bro >>34374853
>>34374847>>34374850aura depletion moment
>>34374857For banging your mom>>34374862What are you eating
>>34374857I'm afraid not.
>>34374843I'm glad the transgender era is over and we're allowed to have tomboys again.
>>34373983Why do women rarely wear the hottest footwear?
>>34374869Heels are so fucking overrated
>>34374864I'm just having a hangover.I need no aura today.
>>34374869that costs extra
>>34374868whoops. Meant for >>34374853
>>34374865Brisket and sweet potato, if I had to guess.
>>34374872>hangoverthat's truly a zero aura moment
>>34374869Because it hurts.
>>34374861I'd say way more guys are into "wholesome" than emos, goths or tomboys. Since you're not a dude, why are you trying to pretend like you know more than us?
>>34374717Nag, but I need to start doing this. I'm afraid of just ruining my trousers even more though.
>>34374843>>34374853>guys ITT are waking up and jerking off to anything that isn't this threadYou guys should be ashamed.
>>34374869Uncomfortable and 0 appeal to me, why not wear them yourself?
>>34374869A lot of women wear these lol
>>34374871Every foid is wearing these ugly boots though? How are heels overrated? >>34374871Huh?
>>34374879Juat deal with the pain.
>>34374871nah
>>34374887My boots are even uglier
>>34374868RealIt annoys me though when I see some good tomboy r34 then see they have a dick>>34374884>jerking off to anything that isn't this threadWhat should I be jerking off to here
>>34374884Uh, am I supposed to be jerking off to the thread? That seems weird.
>>34374880Because you guys do lie.
People have been blaming being retarded on Long Covid and I have to hold back laughter
>>34374879They don't have to be very high heels.>>34374886where?
>>34374887I have the even cheaper version of these boots and the seam on the back is coming undone
>>34374887I have boots like this as a moid
>>34374878Negative even.I was up until 8am and then only slept for 4 hours.I'm just horny and exceptionally tired.
>>34374887Every girl is NOT, but SHOULD BE wearing giant goth boots.
>>34374891Idk, but there's plenty of material, so you shouldn't be pressed for variety.>>34374892Obviously.
>>34374891nta>It annoys me though when I see some good tomboy r34 then see they have a dickAre you confusing futas with trannies? Because futas aren't trannies.
>>34374894Wholesome is attractive, but maybe you're expecting attraction from the wrong types.Of course if somebody is looking to fuck, he's not going to go for wholesome.
>>34374900>hungover>sleep deprived >still hornythat's some demonic tier shit going on with you
>>34374897>where?Idk out and about, offices, bars>>34374903>futas aren't tranniesTomato tomato, it's still gay>>34374902>there's plenty of materialWhere
>>34374901shit taste, but you do you
>>34374838Oh haha. I’m not mean
>>34374887These boots look good compared to what foids actually choose to wear.
>>34374906Nta but I'm at my horniest when I'm hungover and/or sleep deprived
>>34374898>>34374890Do you think guys care about the brand of the boots/shoes you're wearing?
>>34374904>Of course if somebody is looking to fuck, he's not going to go for wholesome.I want to absolutely ruin a wholesome woman, turning her into a most degenerate pet.>>34374906I am generally horny, even moreso when hung over.
>>34374907Here. Maybe not right now, but it's easy enough to just ask a horny question and get material.
>>34374855You make it hard not to know. But we'll see. Might be fun.
>>34374916OK I'm busy cleaning rn but then anons what should I fap to
>>34374887>>34374889They hated him for saying the truth. Plus they crush your toes and give you bunions.
>>34374918Fap to the next post under mine.
>>34374913>>34374915this place is literally e-hell
>>34374902>plenty of materialLiterally where. I can't jerk off to incel/femcel bait
>>34374914no, I was just blogposting you dumb ragemaxxed moid
>>34374922It's biology.
>>34374923You guys are so lazy. You just have to ask good questions to get hornyposting started, then you can get whatever material you want.
>>34374925thats like saying obesity is biology, ofc it is but it's biology totally out of whack
>>34374926ntaHelps if you have certain fetishes too. I enjoy asking moids pee related questions and then masturbating to the answers.
>>34374926NTA JH is the only hornyposting femanon left and we want very different things.>>34374927I disagree, my high libido is nice.
>>34374926Nobody except you engages with it and your answers and taste are shit, I'd rather jerk off to anything else. Getting off to text is a woman brained thing anyway. I jerk off to normal shit like a straight man.
>>34374917You mistook me for someone else though
>>34374928kys tranny
>>34374929delusional final boss
>>34374932I didn't though. I was 95% sure it wasn't you by the second reply. Good that you got some sleep last night though.
>>34374933I'm a biological woman who hates trannies.
>>34374928Exactly. It can even just be as simple as getting people to talk about what they like, since passions are exciting.>>34374929>we want very different thingsThat's subjective.>>34374930>Getting off to text is a woman brained thing anywayStupid take. Men should be a minimum level of creative, which includes liking words.
>>34374920>Fap to the next post under mine"This place is literally e-hell" I guess I can imagine a cyberpunk daemon girl or something>>34374928So that's what you were asking for, bruh...
>>34374937Aw lol but you had to check ;) Yea I slept okay I woke up twice but once because to pee and another because of loud noises so not just waking myself up which is okay
>>34374938thats exactly what a tranny would say online
>>34374933There are at least two women on soc making videos pissing themselves. It's not something I am into, but some women here might be into that too.>>34374939>That's subjective.lol sometimes you're areal clown.>>34374934No, but I take it yours is low?
>>34374942Well I'm sorry I'm not gonna post a picture of my vag and used pads to 4chan just because some anon thinks I'm a tranny.
>>34374943mine is normal
You would think that when I go through the trouble of ordering a 1500 dollar lens from a proper seller rather than amazon they could at least ship it out in a reasonable amount of time. The chances of getting it by the weekend are looking worse and worse.
>>34374943Are you trying to start a fight? Everyone wants the same things in the end.
>>34374944stop replying to me pisstranny
>>34374945To quote JH; That's subjective.>>34374947Not really, very lethargic today.
>>34374949If you want vag pictures that badly, just go to /soc/. No need to randomly accuse biological women of being trannies just because they have fetishes. And I'll reply to you as much as I want, this isn't Reddit, you can't block me just because you don't like me.
>>34374950thats also what a health at every size advocate would say about healthy bmi range
>>34374950Well you can lethargically be nice to me when I'm trying to be nice, too.
/ATOGA/ is weird.>hey, femanons, I want to explore pile driving my gf's asshole with elephant sized dicks, how should I propose this to her?>>oh how cute, I would so be into that, why don't you just talk to her?>hey, femanons, so I think these modest heels are hot, why don't you wear them>>OMFG how misogynistic of you to presume you can tell a woman what shoes she should be wearing!!!!!!!11111111
>>34374956wild concept for a low IQ anon, I know but not every female is the same person
All women secretly want to harley quinn maxxx ie. paint their faces and wear skin-tight suit, be belligerent, live filthy, chase bad boys and lez out with socially captured bad hottie whenever their bad boy gives them trouble, but they can't convince themselves to commit fully because they're afraid they can't pull it off and they'll get ridiculed, so they just keep going for lowkey harley quinn, instead of maxxxingand therein lies the broplem.why don't women just go for maxxxing?
>>34374956>femanons are a hive mind
>>34374941>but you had to checkOf course I had to confirm my suspicions. Got me there I guess. >not just waking myself Good to hear knew it wouldn't last long>loud noisesNeighbors?
>>34374954>a health at every size advocateI don't know what that is, but anyway, I enjoy how horny I am. It makes me happy to have sex and masturbate.>>34374955Oh don't play the offended one, just because I called you silly.
>>34374956Nobody here ever asks questions like the first one. Most of the moids here are afraid to look women in the eyes or hold their hands.
>>34374958>paint their facesew no>wear skin-tight suitew no>be belligerent, live filthyfuck yes>chase bad boys and lez outew no sounds more like your personal sexual fantasy than anything else but I fully agree on the committing to your vibe fully message
>>34374962Yea I got youI think so or a neighbors dog I don’t really remember
>>34374946I fucking hate how scamazon is basically the only option now if you don't wanna pay out the ass for shipping or wait forever because they can use slave labour to pad their margins. I hate this fucking world.
>>34374964You clearly haven't been here long. Pretty much every moid who claims to have a fwb or gf is into some weird fetish.
>>34374963I'm more offended at the disinterest in hornyposting if anything.
>>34374967>because they can use slave labour to pad their margins. I hate this fucking world.You're enabling them.
>>34374779On a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
>>34374973In your dreams.
>>34374911Sure you're not.
>>34374958messy argument but sorta valid
>>34374946Even though the lens was 1500 dollars I'm sure the guys in the warehouse are still on minimum wage and swamped with orders lol, at least it was for us when packing expensive gear...Hope you get it soon though>>34374956>/ATOGA/ is weirdYou're just realising this? >>34374958Bro is gooning to his own post rn
>>34374958I'm in the clear.
>>34374980dishonest femcel
>>34374969I just told you >>34374929. lol
*lays the hammer down on you*
>>34374980you can't just put 'freespace' You are supposed to put a joke answer that is so ubiquitous with femcels that any femcel would be guaranteed to check it.
>>34374983I'm honest to a fault, if anything.
>>34374984We want the same shit, we all do.>>34374987I didn't make the fucking chart.
>>34374980You might be cray but at least you have style
>>34374990No, I we don't.You don't like when you're being talked down to, forced to be submissive and you don't cherish cum.
>SIMP FOR MEF here, I'm vagueposting
Men, how do you feel about the iran war insider trading?The president is literally doing the evil villain scheme from the james bond movie Casino Royale but with more money and bigger market manipulation.
>>34374996Not great, but not an existential threat
>>34374992I will concede the thing about not liking being talked down to.
>>34374970There's nothing else I can do
>>34374994This femanon is for nohomo posting only. No men are allowed to talk to her.
>>34374966Keeping me on my toes I'll keep you on yours. >neighbors dogWhat the hell was a dog doing up at whatever hour that was.
It exposes how people are making money off of money with a system of rigged gambling, and that the system isn't anything more than that. I don't want individual insider traders to be tracked down, that's a distraction, the whole thing should be exposed to the normie right now, and be torn down completely. Markets indicated people were acting to a war buildup since December, then some dudes make big money by using knowledge 20 minutes before news broke because the knew of a tweet 30 minutes in advance? Whatever.
>>34374985Down comes the claw!
>34375010Why didn't you give me a (you), you fuck?
>>34375008Idk
>>34375015im retarted, nothing new
>>34375010nothing ever happens
I’m horny
>>34375019Hi Horny, I'm Exhibanon.
>>34375016Who knows. Whatever have a good day at work try not to get fired.
I love porn bots in YouTube comments
>>34375024Ok thanks
>>34375029Ok thanks
foids, should I order a chicken curry roti, or beef and broccoli with stir fried noodles for lunch?
>>34375035Cook something healthy
>>34375037That wasn't an option I gave you.
>>34374994*simps*
I love the tuba
>>34375035rotti goes hard but it depends a lot on the quality of chicken they use
>>34375035tough choice, go with the noodles
>lying about it is way worse than being shortDo women think we have the IQ of a banana or something?
This music video is so cute, and the song is pretty catchy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlTMXFbPfKwwhat are some cute music videos that you like?
Hi
>>34375047Hi
>>34374996People voted for that guy.
SYBAU
>>34375047Wazzap
>>34374995If you checked out, nobody would miss you.
>>34374946Thanks guys. I don't know how you did it, but somebody fixed it.
>>34375060You're welcome
Women is it an ick if he asks for your discord
>>34375054Exactly. What's even the point of life when you have to share the world with those people?
Woman is it an ick if he powerdabs on you on the first date
>>34375065>The women wonThe percentage of women who will ever live the "dream" as they see it, is still miniscule so I don't think it's accurate to say that women won.Only very few of them will ever haev the perfect Instagram life they dream of.
>>34375065It's actually completely insane how you see literally the most powerful men in the world completely on their knees for even the middest of eastern european prostitutes, and women still pretend like they have no power.
>>34375065Except men are no longer motivated by pussy.And women are no longer motivated to get the average dude, so actually both sexes are demotivated.
Oldest pasta in the book. That shits moldy. And you still replied.
>>34374748Would date just to gaslight and destroy, leave her at a gas station after 6 months.
WOULD YOU RATHER>An activist tier leftist, sjw hair, piercings, tattoos, ets. makes money by selling her shitty 'zines' at art fairs and only ever sells them to losers who want to talk to her because she's a woman. BUT, she's extremely hot, and insane in the bedroom.or>a terminally online femcel, she's not unattractive but she's a little overweight, and doesn't care about her appearance. Obsessed with lolcow streamers, and is boring in bed and doesn't really like sex.???
>>34375054The other option was still worse
>>34374996That's normal for populists.
>>34375080Destroy the latter with my monster cock and fix her
>>34375080The leftist because the femcel has a height cutoff of 6'3
>>34375080The former by a mile.
Femanon, are you a queen of spades?
>>34375088What is that
Strange question, not trans but I've gotta start wearing bras now. Any advice on how to keep the straps from falling off my shoulders?
>>34375090Bruh?
>>34375080Both choices are grim but the first is there clear winner, overweight and streamer obsession is brutal
>>34375089He has a fetish for black men
>>34375080Very, very obviously the leftist.Second one sounds like an insufferable avoidant, thus utter trash for a relationship.
>>34375090>Strange question, not trans but I've gotta start wearing bras now. Any advice on how to keep the straps from falling off my shoulders?Are you a biological female or a guy with medical condition?
>>34375090Bro. Lose the fucking moobs.
>>34375085Why is that a problem just be 6'4"
>>34375090wtf?
>>34375073That's why Peter Thiel is based, women have no power over him.
>>34375089anon is a bbc cuck
>>34375089It means you only fuck black guys
Doctors don't help people lose weight in a healthy way enough. People could just do 1000 Cal a day until they're healthy weight if doctors just helped them make sure it was the right kind of 1000 Cal
>>34375100Unfortunately he has no power over his sweat glands.
>>34375104How do I gain weight in a healthy way
>>34375104>anon has never been to a dietician
hi everyone! how is everything going today?
>>34375106Gaining weight is much easier than losing weight
I think if I took a bath rn I'd fall asleep...Well, only one way to find out!
>>34375096Guy with medical condition
>>34375090Lose weight fatty.
>>34375108It is current time and already in hour long hot soak for pain and loneliness. Gently grim.
>>34375110don't drown, anon. Be safe.
>>34375113i love bubble baths. i take one every week with water so hot i get dizzy.
If you could have the gf/bf of your choosing from all of the online content creators who would you pick?
>>34375110please take care anon
>>34375080The leftist undoubtedly rubs herself to the thought of being raped by fascists. So her.
Women lie too much. They are all serial goonnettes but they lie about it. We need a device that exposes everyone's horny thoughts, don't you think?
Why do guys always say that being in a relationship is easier than casual sex?I always found the opposite to be true.
>>34375116None. Imagine wanting to date an online content creator.
>>34375120how many more times do you want to post this?
>>34375119wtfThis looks like the dinner scene from chainsaw man if makima had gigantic knockers.
>>34375116Leanbeefpatty no question, ugh
>>34375116LaurieWired
>>34375116Are there any chubbies with ginger hair and pale skin?
Femanon, would you date while pregnant?
>>34375116F 20i don't follow any male content creator and i like guys. i just follow a bunch of girls who cook, do makeup and do crafts. i guess rubius but just because he is the only one i can think of.
WomenThoughts?
>>34375119i admit i am a serial goonette. what do you want to know?
>>34375126I went to grad school with lots of girls her type. I wouldn't recommend it. This is basically the STEM version of a girlboss.>>34375123Maybe other anons have found this to also be the case then because it's my first time asking.
>>34375129Looks gay
>>34375119Flicking it all the time doesn't make me a goonette or whatever you want to label me as. I just have a hobby.
>>34375132I just want much less lying
>>34375131on what? i am thinking about how i waste my time and how the internet fucked up my brain
>>34374885This
>>34375125fair>>34375126are you okay with the penis?>>34375127alwaysslightlysleepy? She's not really chubby but has kind of chubby vibes in a good way.>>34375129You could date the girls. Who are some good cooking/crafting girls?
>>34375136>incels better not label me
>>34375134he is not hot, i don't even like him. i have never watched any stream or followed any e-celeb but crafts ones
>>34375133>my first time asking lmfao
>>34375143I don't use that term, either. I just call all you guys stupid fucks, which is objectively correct.
Reze, Makima, or Power?
Does she count as a streamer?I'd totally do her.
>>34375116M 30All the women i follow are married don't feel like picking one of them
>>34375138what do you think i lie about? anons ask me questions. i'll answer without lies until a question makes me uncomfortable.
>>34375115>>34375113Fellow mermaids, I am just letting in the water.>>34375114>>34375117I ate some apple pie my mom made that I picked up yesterday.It'll probbaly keep me afloat.
>>34375109But in a healthy way
>>34375150Is... is that krystal ball?
>>34375146I'm barely ever on this board. I'm asking a legit question. Idk why your jimmies are rustled so much.
>>34375150I don't even know who that is. She looks so generic
>>34375142i don't like dating girls, id rather date a gay looking man
>>34375155yes ... why?
>>34375149which one i like the most? reze, though my friends told me im like power kinda
>>34375159Just wondering. Wasn't sure if it was her.Her husband looks like a retard,
>>34375157popular left political influencer, the funny thing is, I'm not even American so all she yaps about isn't even relevant to me
>>34375153cute
>>34375162Good. Power is far and away the best one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFtRo_dKig4
>>34375080what would the male version of this be?
>>34375163oh wow, I didn't even know, she's apparently on her 3rd marriage ... yikes ...her latest boy toy is indeed a retardI mean, I just like her MILF vibes.
>>34375116Can I have a different one every week?Like an interchangable harem?Would be kinda nice, because there are WAY too many hot women on social media.>>34375126Incredibly pretty, but I think she would be very boring to be around for long.
>>34375172Sure, just name a few of the ones you would want.
Thunderstorm season. Do you cuddle your savage hunter-man in your forest shelter while listening to the thunder, or do you scroll etsy amongst a bed of plushies with headphones on?
i have an upcoming trip to visit my gf and just last night she's vocalized how her depression is making it difficult for her to carry on with the relationship, she still cares about me, etc. things *could* change but she's communicated the expectation not to expect anything changing. i feel like my heart is broken and that i also do not owe her any closure. there is a part of me that wants to see this through, and hope for change. the part of me that saw her as the person i'd be spending the rest of my life with, having children with, growing old together. should i continue with the trip, or back out of it?
>>34375173Do you... get off to this somehow?
>>34375177wait a sec. how old are you? where are you from?
How come women don't have an imagination?
Is it cringe to weigh 137 lbs as an adult male?
>>34375166I have been called cute for my bathing habits before and I am not sure why, but I'm not complaining, thanks!Wonderful hot hot hot water.
My boobs hurt
>>34375182no one does. people just convine shit. no one creates shit.
Should I mention the fact I'm sick when texting my crush, or is that a massive turn-off/sign of weakness?
>>34375177>>34375179dis gon be good
>>34375184Every time I hear a hearva guy say this I'm like wtf. I feel like 200 lbs. is the adult male standard weight.
>>34375177Good luck, you are going to need a lot of it.
>>34375186Plap
>>34375184It is infinitely better to be a skinny twig than to be even a little overweight
>>34375186>boob and tummy hurt genderWomen are so bad at taking care of themselves
>>34375191>hearva guyIs this some new manosphere thing?
>>34375194agreed
>>3437517931m, northeastern united states
>>34375188What kind of sick
>>34375188Never be sick, or the women leave you
>>34375178Yes. Or no. Who cares.Now tell me who they are.
>>34375200i was so scared, i thought you were my bf
>>34375191I'm 200 lbs and I literally feel like a subhuman monsterThen again I'm 5'8, so maybe it's better if your 6'0 and muscular
>>34375196Hear of aBut the computer thought it knew better and changed what I typed
>>34375184Bro I weigh 110
>>34375204Doesn't sound like much of a bf if you are depressed and have told him you might end it.
>>34375195lol i keep farting all day and my belly feels like if i did 1000 abs. it was fun to fart at first but now i just want to have diahrea so this is finally over
>>34375177it's over, just don't go
>>34375207Are you really short or something? I'm average height.
>>34375209Man hands.>>34375203Dang, do you need new fap material that desperately? lol
>>34375208nta but you're so pathetic, making someone struggling all about yourself, no wonder she wants to break up with you
>>34375184honestly, yesif you're short get fat, because short and thin is still unattractive as fuck
>>34375208i didn't tell him i might kms or breakup with him. i wouldn't. i was just worried he got me wrong or something. i get paranoid about my bfs feelings.
>>34375205I'm 6'3". I was only 66th percentile in height among peers, nobody was shorter than 5'10". Don't know what happened to all of you, bad genetics or michelle obama school lunches or something.
>>34375211Yeah
>>34375212I don't see any names, anon.
>>34375213I'm not that guy. But some people should not be in a relationship.>>34375215>i didn't tell him i might kms or breakup with himThen I wish you all the best.
>>34375192im not so sure luck will help, it would be nice if things could slowly return to once they were before but i'm also trying to minimize my own hurt >>34375210my mind keeps getting stuck on 'what if', i can see 'what is' but the 'what if' is what's stuck in me>>34375216i wonder sometimes if i'd be taller if i were breastfed as an infant and not bottle fed
Women, I need to shave but arthritis makes holding the razor difficult. Would you help?
As a skinny guy I don't get how people become fat, I eat satisfying balanced diet and never exercise and I don't gain weight.
>>34375182>How come women don't have an imagination?Not true. I'm imagine myself doing tricks on it.
>>34375220thanks, same anon
If I was even normal height, I'd be considered a 9 or 10 probably.
>>34375224and how often a week do you masturbate?
>>34375223yeah i would, but i am not there. why don't you get a shaving machine?
>>34375221>he has manlet mentalityWow and you try to LDR with a depressed woman?
anons can i ask you for advice please?
>>343752293-4 times, can be less if I'm busy.
>>34375116>If you could have the gf/bf of your choosing from all of the online content creators who would you pick?FSara Saffari. I will help her build a shelf.
>>34375235sure
>>34375186Do you want me to blow on them?
>>34375223Get na electric shaver, start living in the 21st century.
>>34375216Well, I look at it this way. Your grandpa had to be tall to be able to procreate. Mine managed without it.
I’d like to fall in love one day
>>34375237what is it with woman with muscles ITT?
>>34375237She's Iranian though, they're our enemy.
>>34375149Reze
>>34375233i dont really fixate on my height, im 5'10. i've never really felt insecure about it. i've been improving my posture lately and i've been having a (literal) perspective shift
If you can fix me up girl you'll go a long way
>>34375237This is a classic example of "yep she's totally attractive by conventional standards", but "I don't actualy find her attractive at all". Us men have really varied tastes unlike women.
>>34375237Bitch notch nobody psycho trying to steal clout from betters. Literally the most yecht choice. Barf, she's so awful
>>34375236and how often do you smoke/drink/play vidja?
>>34375244i hope you do, and i wish you good luck.i had never fallen in love and i used to think id die alone until i met my bf.
>>34375245Well, I'm gay. I don't know what everyone else's problem is.>>34375246Persian women are not the enemy. Muslim men are.
>>34375246>our
>>34375253I vape, don't drink or play vidya. I like to read.
>>34375133I'm en engineer myself, and she doesn't appear like the women I've studied with.>>34375172Eh, I don't think she'd be boring. Common interests and such
>>34375246>ourMmhmm interesting
>>34375253awww you are trying to figure out if he is a chad
>>34375251Maybe, but unlike 99% of female content creators, she actually has a good sense of humor and quick wit. There are tons of more beautiful women, but I just don't fw them like that because they're all insipid.
>>34375254I personally hope I don’t fall in love with anyone who is married molested and broke
>>34375257Nta but vape killed your height
>>34375264I didn't start until I was in my late 20s.
Women How would you react if the guy you brought home from the club to hook up with told you he was actually a virgin?
>>34375266Is this some humiliation ritual for you? You keep asking this stupid question. Fuck off.
>>34375246Iranian citizens are victims of the regime
>>34375133>This is basically the STEM version of a girlboss.What nerd wouldn't want that?
>>34375238i want to have a small farm with bf and kids. it seems so far away, and i lack the skills to make money. ill be neeting for the next three months. what would you do to start gaining skills that might allow me to freelance so i can take care of our kids and homeschool them when they are little? does coursera help?
I'd like to kiss her hand. And look her in the eyes while I do it.
>>34375269Lol.
>>34375266I don’t go to the club and when I do men don’t talk to me
>>34375273nta>Believes Iranian regime propagandalol
>>34375168>Manosphere-watching chud who lives with his mom and makes (loses) money on crypto but is 6'4" and shreddedor>Overweight gamer with a decent face who posts on 4chan and watches Twitch all day and has never seen a vagina
>>34375268So you don't deny hooking up with guys from the club regularly?
>>34375266I would probably make some kind of 'awwww', sound, but then tell him that I couldn't in good conscience have sex with him, I wouldn't want his first time to be some ONS fling.
>>34375269>>34375276Countries are the way they are because of the people in them. The leadership is just a reflection of the populace, regime or no.
>>34375276nta>Believe Iranian people want to be killed and have their country turned into a failed state so it can never threaten Israel.
>>34375271Freelancing won't make you any money. If you have no skills, your best bet is probably trying to work retail and climbing the ranks.
>>34375260are you retarded?
>>34375272I'd like to kiss her on her dirt star and have her look at the back of her eye sockets as I do it.
>>34375278gamer guy, i'd make him burn calories and forget about Twitch
>>34375285>Believes Iranian regime propaganda for no other reason than Israel doesn't like the current regimelol
>>34375287how did you guess?
So, just to let you know, I have been very disappointed in the influencer gf recommendations. Really sad. The muscle mommy suggestions have been the only decent ones, and even that is kind of meh.
The only way to get fat is eating fast food and snacks all the time. I cook all my meals and don't snack much between them.
>>34375278I could fix a gamer with my love (and pussy).
>>34375271Jfc. Scary to think how naive and immature a lot of "adults" are
>>34375177i actually started feeling a sense of relief, her depression is no longer my burden to carry. i feel like if Atlas he had the world lifted from his shoulders. Atlas may feel lost without his sense of purpose but I think he has it in him to find some new purpose.
>>34375276Iran is an "enemy" because it's a country of 90 million people with their own free will. It's not because of this regime or that regime. The only way it could not be an enemy is if there was a western dictatorship puppet controlling the country. And that won't last, because Iranians are 90 million people and too smart and strong willed to be dominated like that.It's like if you're a bunch of average height dudes at a party and then a 6'5 dude appears. He's obviously going to dominate so he becomes "the enemy". >>34375283>>34375285exactly
>>34375286what if i learn design and computer science?
>>34375271>homeschool themPlease never have offspring.
I unironically need a chew stick, like a dog. I also think bathing with just a rag, soap, and a sink should be considered normal, and plates should only be used for wet foods- sandwiches can go right on the counter or table. We should bring our own cups to food places to eliminate plastic waste and rediscover wax cloth/paper, expendable clay pots and wares, physical volume knobs, and deerskin clothing. Gas/deisel generators on electric motors make more sense than our cars with combistion engines and women should mandatorily carry firearms.
>>34375295Moid hands
>>34375302Stop day dreaming. Literally 0 chance of you ever making money from sitting on your ass at home in front of a computer. Especially not today when either AI or an Indian can do pretty much everything.
>>34375282What if he said to you, "c'mon, I just need the practice. There's this other girl I really like and don't want to disappoint her"
>>34375296i am not an "adult", i am younger than 23. what do you mean anon? can you give me advice please?btw are you meanon who wants to khs? im glad you are ok
>>34375285>>34375301>Unironically chooses to believe Sharia Law shithole propaganda to spite the Jewslol
>>34375306Get new material.
>>34375303for the first 3 years or so of their lives
>>34375310>22 Nigha
>>34375304>Gas/deisel generators on electric motors make more sense than our cars with combistion enginesWhy
>>34375080Am I the only guy who'd pick the second? The only thing I prefer about the first is motivation. Chubby can be fixed, and I'd rather have someone I can hang out with than someone who actively proclaims her hate for me. This is assuming we're talking dating and not a one night stand, and assuming these are the only two women in the entire world desperate enough to date me.
>>34375311Most of your "allies" are literally Sharia Law shitholes. You literally don't even know your ass from your mouth.
>>34375302Not in 3 months. lmao
>>34375307what can i do that is useful rn?
>>34375292just a hunch
>>34375319If an Israeli told you to not jump off a cliff, would you still do it anyways to not be controlled by Israel?
>>34375321Go work for Walmart or any other big box retail outlet.
>>34375315Bro Wtf Ain't nobody getting schooled home or not at 2
>>34375271being a farmer is perhaps one of the most physically and financially demanding things you could do, especially if your family aren't farmers and i would not recommend it
>>34375320T_T (i feel so stupid)
>>34375315You don't even know when schooling starts.Nobody is homeschooled at ages 1 to 3.The little retards can barely do shut at that age.
>>34375319Yeah but those are the good Muslims because Americans can go on holiday there and fuck enslaved women.
>>34375310Legally an adult, like freshly. And it shows. You sound extremely sheltered.
>>34375328She probably means homesteading, but to do homesteading you still need a whole lot of land. Typically what is more feasabile is having a day job and doing some farming on the side.
>>34375333You would think that if the other Sharia law shitholes have a problem with Iran, then it's not just Israeli control, but I guess that's too logical.
Why don't the femcels just dress goth to get a boyfriend
State genderApril 2nd is coming up in exactly one week! What are you doing to celebrate?
>>34375325This was more like Israel jumping off a tall bridge, and then yelling up at you that you need to jump too to bring the parachute it forgot, oh and it left a note at home saying it was worried that when you both went out that you were going to try and murder it by pushing it off a bridge.
>>34375330You are, but that's alright.You can still roleplay as breeding cattle for an older daddy type bf, he'll take care of you.
>>34375338Because goth is still a niche taste. I hate this stupid meme.
>>34375331i mean like, take care of them and teach them really basic stuff. i should have said not send them to nursery school
>>34375339F. It's a payday, so I'll get some sushi. Idk what holiday it is, though.
>>34375340>Doesn't answer my questionSo yes. lol
>>34375340Good analogy lol. Idk why this loser keeps coming to this general to try to bait people with political topics.Sinister aims for sure.
>>34375339why would I celebrate a random date?
>>34375343That is just being a parent.
>>34375330You are. No amount of coursera will fix that. I’d look into retail or food service and moving up into managerial roles
>>34375338i dressed goth for a while and it got me really depressed, i felt stupid and like a poser even tho i do listen to goth music. i am also not a leftist, so the goth community woudn't accept me.
PLAPPUMPPLAPPUMPPLAPPUMP
>>34375343nursery school starts at age 3... do you mean day care? >zoomers now think it's trad and alternative to look after your newborn baby instead of giving it to strangers wild
>>34375341thats what i do with my bf
>>34375345I wasn't the anon you replied to. I just think it's ridiculous to think that iran was some existential threat to the west. The west is now significantly less safe than it was before israel convinced the retarded king of america to attack iran for it.
>>34375346>Mocking retarded opinions is bait!Why do you keep misusing that word? Fuck off back to /R/eddit if you only want to hear your opinions and nothing else.
the fuck is goth music?
>>34375350>i am also not a leftistI'm instintively suspicious of girls who aren't leftists, even though I don't identify as one.What makes you "not a leftist"?
>>34375351I watched hentai for the first time in a looong time recently. The plap sounds were alright, but when the guy came and they used loud literal liquid pumping sounds when he came it made me actually rip my earbuds out.
>>34375351>get gluten>get gluten>get gluten
Men and women were made to rescue each other, but women broke the pact. It's over.
It's fun to look at the peers when torrenting something. Thanks Panama guy, I've been wanting to watch this movie for a while now.
>>34375343moid hands
>>34375354>America was totally safe before 2026!lol
>>34375356You have the geopolitical understanding of Britney Spears.
>>34375358i love milei
>>34375361facts.Things will come around though. They always do.
>>34375359I wish my dick made those noises when I pump my cum into a woman.
>>34375366Eww. Yikes.
I'm going to throw up
>>34375352my parents sent me to be taken care of ever since i was 1yo.
>>34375366We already established you are not very bright.
>>34375365So you admit to wanting a circlejerk of your own opinions. lol
>>34375373Why
My huge dick is in fact a cum pump, don't know what sad lives you all have
>>34375351PUMPPLAPthe sound of my cock the beat goes on and on and on and on and
>>34375361I don't need to be rescued by no women.
>>34375374yeah, that explains some things
>>34375366are you sure you aren't just retarded? I would not trust my own judgment if I were you. Consider doing the exact opposite of everything you would normally do.
>>34375374lol that’s why you are the way that you are
>>34375361I thought she was sent to rescue me, but she ended up leaving me in a worse place than before. I'm sure there's someone else out there who will take her place, but I really wished it was her.
>>34375368That's so fucking foul. Why would ANYONE think that's a good idea to include?
>>34375371you don't know shit about argentina don't you, you libtard?
>>34375346There will never be a white nationalist state, so just be happy with your easily accessible insular communities. I thought your whole thing was that the Aryan man was very contented with the simple life before the Jews invented capitalism?
>>34375377see>>34375351>>34375359>>34375360>>34375368>>34375378>>34375379
I want her to know that I have no hard feelings for her.
>>34375383Listen to this anon.She should break up and become my cattle instead.
>>34375385They. Broke. The. Pact.
MenDo you want a woman to be friends with you? How should she do it?
>>34375357post-punk, goth metal, ethereal wave
>>34375389>all these plaps>none of them were by me
>>34375393Yes. She could be my girl friend.
>>34375394sounds grating, post example
>>34375387What is there to know. It's a shithole no matter who runs it.
>>34375387I have Argentinian colleagues. They vehemently dislike Milei. >>34375388IDK what the fuck you're talking about dude.
>>34375385What’d she do?
>>34375366Viva la libertad
>>34375389>2/6Kinda disappointed.>>34375386lol well another difference between us then.
Despite being socially inept most anons are pretty smart so it’s really cool when actual idiots and dumb people post on here
>>34375393>Do you want a woman to be friends with you?Not really. It's not going to end well, is it?
>>34375357BECAUSE MY HEART IS IN OHIOOOOOSO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES
>>34375393I was friends with a woman once. We just talked and shit. Helped that she was extremely friendly with basically everyone and I wasn't really attracted to her. She might've also been a little tistic.
>>34375393YesMake it clear that "let's just be friends" wasn't a lie for the sake of her being polite
>>34374994Tell me something cool about you >>34375010It takes money to make money, poverty trap is real, always been this way...>>34375046Banger>what are some cute music videos that you like This band is dope af https://youtu.be/939m-X8rKZw?si=KDG_Co3cg5EauZ1K
>>34375395I sure hope you don't contribute to this
>>34375383fuck you asshole, you don't know shit
>>34375404It's objectively weird and gross, though. Like it's not based on any degree of reality. Like even if a dick was moving a ton of cum like in hentai, it wouldn't make those fucking sounds. I have PTSD now.
>>34375400>I have Argentinian colleagues. They vehemently dislike Milei.Do they live outside of Argentina?
Did we use to hold the legs of grasshoppers until they jumped, ripping their own legs off? Yes. Does that make us psychopathic and unable to date women? No.
I like talking to women, but if we are doing it often enough that we are becoming friends, that's TOO much. It's going to end badly.
>>34375401She asked me out herself, gave me one of the best days I've had in years, and then abruptly cut contact.
>>34375414Well nobody told you to bring up what you saw in some hentai. lmaoIf it isn't the consequences of your own actions...
>>34375399yeah? take a look at the us. your country is on fire
>>34375417Not really. Some of them have had to go back and now work remote from there because of how much the situation has deteriorated. The rest are only here temporarily.
>>34375418I remember beheading large ants as a child. I would use a wood chip from the playground and pretend it was a guillotine.
>>34375080>would you rather date the super hot, fun, passionate artist girl who's amazing in bed, or the depressed overweight man-hater who laughs at people on the internet and is awful in bedHmmmm I wonder......>>34375110Lol just be careful, seriously >>34375116I don't follow a lot of people but Laina was dope https://youtu.be/Elhoa_MIyhw?si=sfJaPJK5ocvzHO4z
>>34375418i never did that wtf
>>34375400you "argentinian" colleagues are peronist hypocrites who live in a bubble.
>>34375421That anon posted about sex sounds with plap and pump, and it triggered me. I blame you fucks for bringing up hentai porn all the time ITT.
>>34375420Did she suck your dick
>>34375419One of the reasons I like imageboards is that you can chat without developing relationships.
>>34375357Bauhaus, and Siouxsi and the Banshees.Music for depressed romantics in the 1980s.
then they wonder why nobody wants to have their babies
>>34375422Crazy thing is I don't live in the us. And I'd rather live there than anywhere in South America.
>>34375422Idk I’m in the US and living a nice life
>>34375428they are just normal people, most countries are politically divided, always funny when some disapora of some kind or another pretends like their political opinion is what the whole country wants
>>34375430No :(
>>34375424>the situation has deterioratedThey went back to Argentina because the situation deteriorated, in Argentina? Or where you live?
>>34375437Can’t have been that good of a day then
>>34375393>Do you want a woman to be friends with you?Yes, I tend to get along with women better than men.>How should she do it?How should she... be friends? The same way you be friends with anyone.
64% of men under 30 are single because women stopped cooking. Women used to cook food and give some to men, and this is how men were motivated to date the woman. It's all right there.Just ask the femcels right here, they've literally never cooked and given some to a man
>>34375393Yes, but I also want her to be in love with me.
>>34375429>That anonYou've been talking to the same hoe since the beginning.I don't even watch hentai though. lolThe PUMP was meant to be a shot of cum into the woman though, not a sound.
>>34375438in Argentina, they have older relatives they need to take care of, I don't know the particularities of it
>>34375432you don't even know how to spell Siouxsie, so please dont give your opinion
>>34375120>always found the opposite to be trueSame lol>>34375149Reze a cute>>34375157Hoez be using bay leaves tho>>34375177Sorry to hear that dude ): is she getting any help for the depression
>>34375393Yeah sure. I've had a bunch of women friends, but I mostly have stopped talking to them (or vice versa) because they all end up with abusive boyfriends who I call out the abusive behavior or cheating to, and they would prefer to not have the boat rocked so they don't like that, and I can't have that in my life because I would be ashamed to tell my family or any hypothetical girlfriend about how my friend(s) boyfriend is actually also so-and-so's boyfriend but they don't like to talk about it.
>>34375435i had a nice life in argentina too.
>>34375443I can't tell who's who. I just know that escalating the plapposting must cease.
>>34375441I'm a fairly good cook and would like to share my food with women.
>>34375441women used to cook in a kitchen in the house their man bought for then to live in and used the ingredients bought with the money their moid brought home men broke the contract by being stingy fucks and ruining the economyno dinner for you
>>34375434where are you from anon?uruguay is a nice place to live
>>34375445Fuck, I even looked it up and everything.Am wrong though?
>>34375451No, I will continue the plappening.And I will tag femanons with a plap if I feel like it.
>>34375393M, sure, I'm pretty reclusive but have had some great female friends. Idk just introduce yourself ig and make some chat
>>34375450Yet you left And your parents didn’t even take care of you as an infant Doesn’t sound ideal
>>34375453Such mega cope
>>34375455yes, you are
>>34375441Bro is waiting for tendies from his mom while typing this>>34375454Uruguay, more like ur gay
>>34375460also no lunch for you and absolutely no breakfast or snacks, let alone dessert and not in a million years any sunday roasts
>>34375453True, but women used to be chaste till marriage and divorce rape wasn't allowed.
>>34375459my parents are hardworking people and they left because of work
>>34375456If you ever evoke anything that has to do with cum being pumped again, I'll personally ruin your life with my visionboard.
>>34375452This, but unironically.
>>34375446she was in therapy but quit and never really brought up or talked about her problems. i think she avoided it purposefully
>>34375464nta>Women never had sex outside of marriage until no fault divorce came aroundThat is objectively false.
>>34375441>mom couldn't cook for anything>4 divorces>grandma's cooking>married for life>sister cooks>14 years married happily two kids>other sister no cooks>divorced and angryHmmm
>>34375465so you're diaspora and you're bitching about a country you never even lived in?lol
>>34375464not true but even if it was true, men used to go to war and not jerk off to loli porn instead
>>34375468Sorry man, that is rough ): all I can suggest really is to try chat more about it and come to some solution/compromise, but if she is pulling away or not making you a priority, it might be time to consider moving on
>>34375461How so?
>>34375462>Bro is waiting for tendies from his mom while typing thisI wish.
Women would you date a man with a large nose
lets see, i'll write it again so you blackpilled assholes understand. i want many kids. i want to have a job from home. how the fuck do i do that? can i do that somehow?
>>34375465They left because there was no work in Argentina correct
>>34375466Just randomly talking about CUM SPERM JIZZ is not that arousing.It's only really interesting when a woman begs for it.
Men can cook now so they don't need a wife.
>>34375469let's not do this,point is, everyone needs to maintain high standardsOBVIOUSLY, if the girl is chaste and wants to marry me, OBVIOUSLY, I'm going to invest MUCH MORE in her than I would the average foid. That's just facts.
>>34375472i lived there for half my life
>>34375481I've begged for a guy to cum, but I've never begged for the cum itself. That sounds stupid.
>>34375479Yeah I want a million dollars and a rotation of bitches on my dick, can't have everything
>>34375482The job of a gf is to be bred and fed.
>>34375479have one kid first before making any further plans, lol chances are you'll be out for good by kid nr twoyou could do OF from home
>>34375477Only if he’ll date a woman with a large nose
>>34375485>let's not do this,Because you're wrong, delusional, and know it.
>>34375473Men still go to war.https://www.redditp.com/r/combatfootage
>>34375480they left because of my mom's job, even tho they both had jobs in argentina. so no, incorrect
>>34375482Men could always cook, but men are persuaded to pursue women by a woman's food.
>>34375487How many more times do you need me to reiterate we see things differently. lol
>>34375495by men I mean your little bitch ass
>>34375492Sure. Is it crooked or straight
>>34375496That’s not adding up
>>34375120I don't think I've ever said it was easier, just that I want it more than casual sex.Casual sex is easy in the moment but hard for me in the long term because I will inevitably catch feelings. I avoid casual sex for this reason.
>>34375479You cannot.
>>34375491i am not a whore
>>34375498Why do you want a woman to fetishize your goo instead of obsessing over your pleasure?
I have to shave again.
>>34375479Not with that attitude, girlie.
>>34375505can't have it all sugar tits
>>34375499I'm too high IQ to be on the frontlines in any case and it's not my war.
>>34375479Don’t be retarded You have Failed step one. Do you even have a degree?
>>34375504ok, thank you for at least saying it in a polite way.
>>34375506>insteadYou are interpreting incorrectly.
>>34375497>friend from childhood>he gets married to black woman from the ghetto>she's crazy, in and out of prison>ask him why her>he starts talking about her butter chicken recipeIt is making sense now
>>34375511IQ doesn't factor into your surplus status in any way
>>34375479maybe your mommy and daddy will give you money like they always have
>>34375493Why do you ignore my main point?Obviously women in the past were of a higher calibre. Why is that hard for you to understand?
>>34375515FThis is black pilling to me Is your friend black at least
>>34375513I suggested retail because you can do retail from basically anywhere so even if you live rurally, you can still do retail and maintain a life on a homestead.
>>34375517i've worked
>>34375514Okay, but why is the former mandatory, then? Explain it to me again.
>>34375522LMAOOOO im sure you have
>>34375520thank you so much, you are kind
I wish my bath water was drinkable and tasted good. I'm really thirsty. Women, why do you do this to me?
>>34375516Literally the first thing they do when you join is assign you an IQ test.
>>34375518>Why do you ignore my main point?Your main point was literally "Women were better because they weren't whores because no-fault divorce wasn't a thing". I then pointed out that women fucked outside of marriage even long before no-fault divorce became common and now you're pretending that wasn't your point because you don't want to admit that you're wrong.
>>34375519No. Tall white farm boy, Irish-German descent
>>34375479Idk what do you think you'd enjoy anything? Do you have any education or experience? It seems remote tech jobs and stuff are pretty common in the US but that's not for everyone. Or you could just do customer service but that's low pay and soul destroying lol. Also if you want a lot of kids you have to factor in if you want something with flexible hours or to get a nanny to help out...
>>34375526I also want to live on a homestead with many kids, so I wish you all the best. It's a nice wholesome dream.
>>34375532He deserves death
>>34375525i've worked as a nanny and as a lifeguard. i also used to run an etsy shop, but i had to close it because of copyright issues.
>>34375530I don't dispute that.But point is, they aspired to be better and some of them were (e.g. my mother was a virgin before she met my dad who was also a virgin). It's completely different from today.
>>34375537Why???
>>34375528then go take it and come back with the results, you sound like they might not even let you to the frontline because they fear you might open friendly fire on accident
>>34375537White farmer who fucks black women is a classic American archetype.
I need to have my mid-day fap soon. Who should I fap to?
>>34375526Yeah I agree with other anon, unless you have specialised skillz you'll probably find it easier to find an in-person job desu than hustle online I worked reception desk for years and there were many moms with kids, some part-time with various hours, and it's a pretty chill job for the most part
>>34375532>inb4 femanons posting the most racist shit imaginable
>>34375524"Mandatory" is a very strong word.It's hot when a woman is desperate for my cum, she basically working to extract it and loving it. It reduces us both to something primal. I want to shoot my cum into her and she wants to receive it. We both become animals in the process and let go of our inhibitions.The hottest thing would be if I can't cum without her orgasm and she can't without mine. I need to feel her muscle spasms, she needs to feel my load inside her.
>>34375539>My mom and dad were virgins when they married, so women back then were clearly all pure trad virgin wives!
>>34375533it has always been my dream to have a farm and many kids. i started an IT Grado Superior but quit because it isn't usefull in the country where my bf lives. I want to be a programmer.>>34375535thank you so much, i wish you all the best too.
>>34375548I didn't say they all were.But they also didn't all get a house and a loving husband.
>>34375538Lmao you stole other peoples art?
>>34375393Yeah. I dunno, just talk about something you like in common like you would with any other friend. If you're worried about him falling for you, just set clear boundaries if/when you reach that point, but I wouldn't worry about that until you get there. If your intention from the get go is to be friends and not to date, just don't do anything flirty.
>>34375549Wait, you're Italian?I literally looked at homesteading in Italy (I live close by). There's some nice property you can buy for very cheap, but the taxes would fuck me over as a foreigner.
>>34375538>lifeguardwait are you the lifeguard femanon with the vaginal infection?
>>34375545yes, you are right. maybe i should have asked how to acquire the skills online and if it is useful to have online certificates
>>34375549You need to have some cognitive ability to be a programmer
>>34375538At least your Only Fans won't close due to copyright issues
>>34375551not art, i made metal t-shirts
Men, I want to spend less money on shaving razors. How does this work?
>>34375554i never got a vaginal infection, so no
>>34375559So stealing peoples intellectual property
>>34375560Get lasered.Get an electric shaver.
>>34375561I could give you one if you want.
>>34375560How does what work? You buy a safety razor and packs of blades, then change them after a few shaves or when they start scratching your pussy or whatever you're about to shave.
>>34375556send me an IQ test, i'll take it
>>34375560just grow a beard idk
>>34375538>lifeguardHot. I like girls who can swim well.
>>34375560Safety razors are cheaper in the long run than cartridge ones which I assume you're buying. Or just don't shave and be a Sasquatch.
>>34375562i made original designs from logos and pictures, but yeah i guess
Women exist in "trust the package" mode. Their belief in "it's on sale" and "40% more, same price" upsets me.
>>34375566>send me an IQ testLmaoooo
>>34375524Did I knock you out with me reply or what? lol
>>34375570Making a collage out of things other people made isn’t an original design
WomenDo you want a man to be friends with you? How should he do it?
>>34375550So basically, you're seething about other men not having the same opinions as you. Pathetic.
>>34375572you don't believe in IQ tests or you think i'd do terribly?
>>34375575no, fuck off creep
>>34375575Don’t look at me like I’m a freak when I talk to you
>>34375574i drew shit
>>34375578Anything you could "send" over the internet isn't gonna tell you shit
>>34375581Congrats
>>34375560
>>34375563>Get lasered.I would never date a lasered woman, she's basically a female eunuch.
>>34375583ok
>>34375586Don't care, incel.
>>34375585I don't get it.
>>34375571>"it's on sale"I have fallen for this so many times, as a man.
>>34375584you were the one asking about it
>trying to become a programmer in 2026>to make moneyLOL, comically bad timing
I hope you like bush and hairy legs
>>34375575Not really
All of the soul has been optimized out of modern day living.I think we need a reset, like WoW classic or something. Where there is a place you can go and things are just... the way they're supposed to be, aka the 90's.
>>34375592There are literally no good jobs. Nobody is in a "good timing" right now
>>34375592what the fuck am i supposed to do? my dad is a programmer and he really wants me to be one. i also wanted to work from home
>>34375593(You)
>>34375549Have you started vibe coding yet?
>>34375592She’s not exactly very bright
>>34375593I am on women. If there's a penis I'm out, or rather I was never in to begin with
>>34375598Delulu
>>34375599There aren't any highly paid jobs, but at least you can get a stable job working for the local council or something.Programming in 2026 doesn't even gurantee you that.
>>3437559890s weren't that good. 50s were good
>>34375602i don't want to vibe code. i hate AI
>>34375600lol why won’t he just get you a job then. why aren’t you in school. is he stupid too? did he forget how the process works?
>>34375599If you're some kind of deranged freak like myself who enjoys working in healthcare, you'll always have a jobMechanics, electricians, plumbers, contractors etc. will also always have workThere is a brutal farming crisis unfolding in the US right now though unfortunately
>>3437560850s weren't that good. 20s were good.
>>34375604And you are?
>>34375593My first crush in school had hairy legs and I've been on with hairy legs ever since. I really wish more women had bush
>>34375600If you dad is a programmer you should ask him for advice.My programming job is highly specialized so I don't know how it is in the rest of the industry and especially not in Italy.
>>34375614No the 20s were objectively bad
>>34375610You won't get very far with this attitude, in my opinion. A coding agent helps you do things faster, it can amplify your abilities. Of course it's crucial to have abilities in the first place. But any workplace that hires now will expect you to take on a lot of work, maybe 2X or 3X the norm previously, and you're at a disadvantage if you don't leverage AI.
how long does your shower take
>>34375616>I really wish more women had bushDid you see this cartoon fine shyt on the catalog the other day >>34355728
>>34375617the thing is he now has become a comercial. he doesen't code anymore.
You don't need to be super bright to be a programmer.It's just AI and the job crisis and all the Indians.
Don't get into programming people, get into microelectronics
>>3437562120 minutes-ish.It would be faster but I barely ever shower, so every shower I do have needs to be a pretty thorough.
>>34375625Why don’t you get into something useful
>>34375624A programmer I know told me that most of what he does amounts to using a search engine and copy and pasting stuff from libraries.Almost sounds more like library science than computer science.
>>34375628You wouldn't be ((here)) without microelectronics
>>34375604why are you such a dork?
>>34375623If your dream is to live in more rural places, why don't you aim for a job/profession that would allow you to live in more rural places?Like you can be a land surveyor for example.
>>343756215 minutes on a good day20+ on a bad day
>>34375622I wish I could share the stuff that I like so that atoga could believe me that bush is seriously hot
>>34375621MBetween five and ten minutes, usually.Depends on how long I want to stand under the showerhead. The actual bathing takes about five minutes.
>>34375629Web dev is like that, yes.
>>34375589Like other anon said, the point is to spend less on razor blades than on cartridges. You can use a safety razor or shavette which is a straight razor for disposable blades. It's matter of taste which you prefer.Or you could go full hipster and use a true straight razor. That would eliminate the disposable blades entirely, but you have to sharpen and maintain it meticulously.Personally I use a shavette and multiblade cartridge razor combo. First one pass with the shavette and then a finishing pass with the cartridge razor.
>>34375632i have no idea what to do anymore t b h. everyone tells me different stuff.
>>34375636Craziest thing was that he works in robotics and electric vehicles.
I just shave once a month. I basically go from clean shaven to lumberjack to clean shaven again.
>>34375549Interesting, well a lot of programmers work remotely, so just depends how dedicated you are I suppose. I remember there was a forum called Code Ranch lol run by a guy who ran a farm and was a programmer.Or if you're generally interested in IT and computers, you can do some certifications (there are some online courses I think) and at least do something like tech support/help desk remotelyWhat is your bf doing/planning to do?Godspeed with your farm life though lol. It's hard graft for sure but they seem like happy people>>34375551I mean it's fair use imo...>>34375592Eh my old friends from my CS program are all making good money now. Several of them have already bought houses and apartments in their 20s. I had a good scholarship and was on track for a good grad scheme also but quit...
>>3437562120 mins if I make haste
>>34375621I don't know, a few minutes. Bit longer if I shave.Bathing is usually a 90 mins minimum, I just started here >>34375110.
Do you think all women are stupid?
>>34375547I guess there's just a fundamental detachment that I can't reconcile. I don't care about my own discharge during sex, so I guess I really just can't understand a guy's relationship with his cum being anything symbolic or important to him in that way. But if just adding begging for cum on top of having normal sex is all it takes to make someone happy, that's extremely doable and harmless compared to what some people may want or need during sex.
As a software dev of 10 years, do not go into web dev, it's a career dead end.
>>34375641I do that a few times a year, but usually I just trim a stubble beard and my mustache and get a close shave to get rid of my neckbeard.
>>34375613>deranged freak like myself who enjoys working in healthcare, you'll always have a jobLol can confirm, did it for years, especially if your country has public healthcare, they'll hire pretty much anyone...
>>34375645FYesI’m not joking
Moids, how to safely loosen ear wax and clean ears? Only say real advice that I can trust, no dangerous or deranged replies please
>>34375645No, for the most part just my ex.
>>34375642thank you so much!my bf is a stationary engineer
>>34375651Are you cleaning them after you take a shower? If you're not, do that.The only other thing I've ever done is wet the cotton swab before I try to clean my ears.
>>34375621M, depends how long my hair is at the time lol, I had a ~10min one earlier>>34375639Imagine asking AI to spit out boilerplate code to build a robot lool, the irony
>>34375621F. 20 minutes for just my body. Add 40 minutes for my hair routine, including stuff right before and after the shower itself.
Women, if you had access to the freshly dead body of a really hot guy would you at least fondle it a bit?
>>34375638First decide what you want in life. For example, if you want to live in a rural area, any kind of professional job is mostly a no-go. You'll be in Milan, Munich or Berlin like all the other Italians. It's what I hate about my job too. I cannot really live in a rural area until I retire. Then work within your constraints and what is available. Take a look around you. Look at the jobs people have and see what is in demand and what is not. There are a lot of low-key jobs that are good enough to live frugally in a rural area.>>34375639then he's probably bad at his job
>>34375658ew no what the hell is wrong with you
Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate
>>34375646If only.My degeneracy is deep, my kinks runs wide and my roleplay ideas are depraved. hehe
>>34375651I think warm water is the only safe option. And then clean it out with a rolled up tissue.
>>34375658No you freak
>>34375656>Imagine asking AI to spit out boilerplate code to build a robot lool, the ironyI haven't caught up with him in a while and hope he doesn't over-rely on that sort of thing.He didn't talk about using LLMs when I had this conversation with him five years five years ago; I guess that kinda changes the whole context of this anecdote lol
>>34375658No. In my experience, dead bodies are limp in a way that's really disturbing to the touch, even if they look like they're just sleeping.
>>34375647Did other dev fields not constantly invent new ways to make their job needlessly more complicated than it should be the way webdev did?
>>34375651Ask your GP.
>>34375637There's also this variant, apparently.
>>34375662At least highlighting the simplicity of it at the basic level makes it understandable in the "it's just how guys might think" sort of way.
>>34375650What stupid shit do you do
>>34375659>then he's probably bad at his jobYou said it, not me. I was pretty surprised to hear him say that.
>>34375660>>34375664>>34375666You wouldn't get some thrill out of being in control of a man who's literally just an object?
>>34375645M, no lol, most women are smarter than me. I was always the himbo in the relationship >>34375651The NHS advice for this was to not try to loosen it yourself with fingers/cotton buds etc. Instead put 2-3 drops of olive/almond oil in your ear (if you don't have a perforated eardrum ofc) and lie on your side for 5-10 min. Do this 3-4x a day if you can and over a couple of weeks the wax should naturally loosen and fall out (probably while you're lying down at night) If you are concerned at all go to a pharmacy or doc for some advice, we are just retards on an anime image board
>>34375676You're sick.
>>34375642the market was good only a few years ago and many people were making bank,the thing is, there's a surplus of employees now and you basically don't get hired if you don't have enough experience, so juniors are fucked
how can i be less stupid? i kinda feel like i'll never come here again, i feel so humiliated.
>>34375645No, I met some pretty smart womins. Why?They were all pretty odd though
>>34375682Good. You are stupid.
>>34375682What did you do?
>>34375680I'm only asking because I remembered this Canadian film I saw about a female necrophiliac.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AakbRH_71gE
>>34375683please don't
>>34375683I'm feeling the same right now but instead of killing myself I'm thinking of selling everything I own and just living out of my car and road tripping until I starve.
>>34375653YwThat sounds really cool lol, I'll ring him if we have more boiler trouble jk>>34375681Yeah the market is oversaturated now desu, I wouldn't recommend it unless you really enjoy coding for a living. I didn't lol, so moved on >>34375683Don't kms, being "good" at things is ogrerated, just enjoy lyfe...
>>34375676Go away and never come back, thank you.>>34375673Hooray!
>>34375686ask how to have a farm with my bf and defend milei
>>34375682Crab bucket thing... Don't let it get to you. Most people here wallow in self pity and their only sense of self worth they extract out of kicking others here.Ignore the assholes and focus on the people who actually try to give /adv/ice.
>>34375683I’m bad at my job too but we got hired for a reason and remember there is someone dumber doing something more important at any given time. Get that money
>>34375683It's your life
>>34375682Don't leaveWE ARE STUPID AND PROUDSAY IT LOUDSTUPID AND PROUDhttps://voca.ro/120eePAF5v0J
>>34375695thank you so much, i was crying a lot
>>34375682Not gonna lie, some stupidity can sometimes be a turn-on. Be bubbly and a good fuck.If you have the heart in the right spot, you might also be a good ma. Just ask others for help if necessary.
>>34375674I don’t understand really simple things
>>34375704Are you a good lay?
How can a tall guy stretch his spine?
>>34375701Lmao
>>34375701You need to get a grip. Stop coming here for attention and asskissing, and being shocked when people don’t want to play along. You are in a relationship. You think someone will hand you success and a good job on a plate with minimal effort on your part.
>>34375702thank you i guess. but i want to be someone and have a decent job.
>>34375704What was the last thing you didn't understand
>be me>more of a rural person>but no girls in rural areas>move to big city>lots of girls>but girls who love big cities:|No, Xie Jiang, I don't aspire to own a $1M apartment in the middle of the financial district.
>>34375707No I’m actually awful
is it really true that every man is secretly a pedo?
State gender.What is your absolutely favorite comfort food?
>>34375701https://voca.ro/14HQrB5Bbh9m
>>34375718No. Only the billionaires.
>>34375716>be me>rural person>hate cities>meet a girl who lives in neighboring city>she's really cute and friendly and likes what I like>but she wants to stay in the big citylife is suffering
>>34375717Low libido?What stuff are you into?
>>34375718Define pedo.
>>34375719Lasagna or recently chocolate mousse>>34375718No, tho this site makes it seem that way
>>34375694That first part doesn't sound so stupid at least.
>>34375719Milk and oreos
>>34375719MMeat Pies and baked savoury goods in general.
>>34375713You chose to go live with a man instead of pursuing an education. That is your character, that is your true desire, that’s what your idea of making it is. Don’t lie to yourself and others.
>>34375712i legitimately don't know how to get there and need advice. i also sometimes get overwhelmed. i don't think having a relationship magically solves your life. i want to do the effort. i am willing to work hard. i just don't know what is a good plan. im glad you people gave me a reality check anyway i guess
>>34375716>don't aspire to own a $1M apartment in the middle of the financial districtI mean if she's paying the mortgage I'll chillax there, not like I go out much anyway
>>34375723Iktf. I don't even hate cities. I get big city life. But I'm not going to build a life here. I see this is my transitional period.
>>34375708You mean to say that every pullup rack is too low for you? Bend your knees.
>>34375731i will have an education and i want to have a job. i don't know what to study. i am not a whore.
>>34375713I mean you can't have everything, you'd have to be a millionaire.Just stick to the things that are most important to you, instead of having a "this is how my life must be" attitude.
>>34375721Why is Argentina suddenly one of the thread themes to the point QT sings about it
>>34375733No, she's like a hyper materialistic type which doesn't appeal to me. I have ambition too, like I want to be a business owner one day, but it's more to have some influence and do something worthwhile instead of just having money to buy handbags and brag about how wealthy you are.
Womwn with ugly fat bastard fetish, please explain. It does not conform with my chadsexuality looksmaxxxing worldview
>>34375738please don't reply to it
>>34375719Sammiches.
>>34375736If you actually believed and wanted that you’d be prioritizing it right now.
>>34375727why do people ITT hate milei?
>>34375735I feel too light for the hang to do anything.If I found something tall enough to hang myself from there still wouldn't be enough pressure on the rope to choke me
Idk about Italy, but in most EU countries you can probably manage to raise a big family on a normal income. The state will give you money for each child that you are raising. If you're frugal you can make it.The only big expense is housing. You'd need to inherit that.
>>34375734https://voca.ro/14cANiTgUBp1
>>34375724Kind ofNothing
>>34375741Argentina x England love hate frenemies
>>34375719beans
>>34375747Only low IQ people love populists.
>>34375740Fat+tall is a known type.
>>34375739>more to have some influence and do something worthwhile instead of just having money to buy handbagsWhy not both desuBut yeah materialism is lame>>34375741"It" is wild bruh...>>34375751>The state will give you money for each child that you are raisingThe UK used to do this til they cut it bc of benefit scroungers lol
>>34375753Well ain't that grim.You got a partner?
>>34375756Milei is like an anti-populist though.He's just a grifter. Also he literally mutilated his own dick to worship Satan.And there's rumours about him and his sister.
>>34375747I don't know who that is or what he did or why he was mentioned, but I looked it up and he's apparently a politician so he probably did something bad. And that's all I have to say about that.
>>34375738I didn't realise it was a meme lol>>34375754https://voca.ro/1jMivEKfEqsU
>>34375747They don't know about the state Argentina was in before milei and the good things he did for the country. We know it's not all sunshines and rainbows now, but we have a path towards being better at least, compared to the corrupt populists from before
>>34375756do you know anything about the government before milei? now, that is extreme populism. he might not have the proper ways but he is doing good things for the country and he hates peronists. do you know anything about peronism?
>>34375758>Why not both desuI don't like flashy. I'm like the anti-flashy. Flashy turns me off.
>>34375676Realistically I would call for a medic and check his pulse. Then find anyone nearby to stay close because a dead body is scary
>>34375764Based
>>34375760What do you think
I'm going to start making an effort to try and get a girlfriend for the first time. Any ideas on where to meet girls?
Women did you take the knot?
>>34375762ntaI know nothing of Argentina's politics, but I love it when schizos post.
>>34375719FYakitori
>>34375749Oh. I thought you meant you meant it literally.Well, you don't don't want to die by chocking anyway. It's a horrible way to go. A proper hanging so supposed to break your neck from a drop, not choke you to death.
i'm sorry i piss some of you off.
>>34375764He was asked to become a politician due to his "I hate politicians" stance. So they made him president. He's ancap at heart, but realizes it's not really possible, but did a lot of work in clearing up corruption and reducing government spending.
>>34375780Shut up already
>>34375781Wasn't his sister caught in a massive corruption scandal?
Did you know that when you pop your ankles it's not like the gas bubble escape from other joint cracks, but actually ligaments sliding then snapping into place?
>>34375715Ignored my question </3
>>34375783it was all made up by the peronists
>>34375765El que no salta es un ingles
>>34375754have some bantzhttps://voca.ro/1dpYZ975sHMe
>>34375785I don’t get it
>>34375782who are you?
>>34375751In the eu you get euthanized after being gang raped by immigrants
>>34375792What is there not to get
>>34375778Since this is an American board you need to explain what that is
>>34375795Why are you asking a stupid person difficult questions
>>34375783There's some evidence pointing towards it, but nothing fully conclusive. The judiciary system is still investigating. I defend Milei even though I know he could do things better (like some of the people he meets with and some things he says), but I don't like his sister at all.
>>34375787sigh, maybe both sides are corrupt, like always, no?why take sides?the economic situation also looks quite mixed>stock market goes up>peso strengthed>inflation down>but COL even more expensive>wages still very low>lots of people fell even deeper in debt/poverty>food insecurity increased>suicides doubled
>>34375740If I say it's because they're like inhuman animals does that just lead to more questions?
>>34375774Go down the pub
Friendly reminder that FOOTBALL IS COMING HOME TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUPENGLANDENGLAND
>>34375798That's not a difficult question just name one thing you didn't understand recently And this question doesn't count
>>34375801It should. Why do you not want to explain?
>>34375802Everyone there is about 50 years old.
>>34375804I can’t remember
>>34375803It won't. You are going to melt to Illinois summer heat
>>34375807Wow
>>34375774I’m at the store
I'm not a tranny but I wish I had a vagina. Women, would you explain to me what I'm missing out on?
>>34375794where do you find these? is there like a secretary of /pol/ memes that works behind the scenes to make this content?anyway, I cannot read Hispanic.
>>34375796Sorry!Grilled chicken, I usually get it with rice.
