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Good. Now I can reask my question with the picture like a smart person.Genders, what is this like?
>>34408301>Why is it so bad to be called attractive"cute" is different from "hot" is different from "handsome". They are all types of attractive but they aren't the same>No? What is wrong with you?That's how it is here>Makes me wonder what the fuck men mean when they call us cute. Clearly it's an insult.When men call women cute they mean it positively. There aren't any connotations
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>Date pulls up in a decent, semi-modern car>Nothing too new, nothing too ratty>He's six foot, cut jaw, obviously well built under a nice dress shirt, with sharp eyes>He takes your hand and leads you into the passenger seat; NPR plays softly in the background>Pulling up to the Ritz Carlton, he gets the valet service and walks through the lobby to escalator to get a better view of the lobby, metal and lights shining brightly.>Up the escalator you go to the Sendero. A waitress looks over him approvingly and looks at you with a slight hint of jealousy>You are seated by the window overlooking the 10 to the south, twinkling lights from the city and freeway decorating his eyes>The waitress asks "what drinks would you like to start off on?">He opens his mouth>"A sparkling Voss for everypony"Women, your response?
>>34408312>When men call women cute they mean it positively. There aren't any connotations.It's literally exactly the same when women call men cute. You have some sort of complex.
>>34408315Oh lord.
>>34408316but men don't like it unless they think themselves to be cute, which is a bad sign. How is tracking this hard for you?
>>34408318I'm tracking it I just think it's stupid. Obviously her intent is to call you attractive but you're whining. You're whining that someone likes the way you look but the word they used made you feel bad because you have low self esteem. My personal recommendation is to get the fuck over it.
>>34408318nta but you seem like a spastic retardwomen calling you cute is not a negative
Imagine if women grew out their armpit hair to protest beauty standards, and they wore tops and dresses where their armpits were visible. As a man that would really upset me and I hope they don't do that.
>>34408315This would've been dead in the water as soon as he mentioned where we were going. I'm not letting him spend that much on a first date and there's no way in hell I'm splitting. And I don't want the first date to start with an hour and a half long car ride that's a terrible fucking idea. This guy is psychotic.
>>34408317not a fan of public radio?
I tweaked my shoulder by beating the crap out of my friend's kid in a pillow fight...
>>34408325I grew my armpit hair out to protest the stinging sensation I felt every time I sweated when I did shave but if the unintended consequence of that is you get a free show...better than feet. I'll take it.
>>34408322>I just think it's stupidYour opinion doesn't matter here. The intent of the woman doesn't matter either. This is indeed difficult for you. Go back to hooked on phonics>>34408323you seem to be under the impression that all women are the same everywhere.
>>34408330Oh no, please don't post a high res photo of your armpit hair. Don't make me imagine smelling it through my monitor, I beg you.
>>34408326>I'm not letting him spend that much on a first dateThat isn't a lot to him; you're just a nofun poorfag.>And I don't want the first date to start with an hour and a half long car ride that's a terrible fucking ideaAre you from San Bernardino or something? Disgusting. Anyways you aren't a real Californian if you don't like long drives.>This guy is psychotic.No, you're overly particular about people trying to do nice things for you
>>34408311I mean this has probably happened to anyone that has ever dated
>>34408331I think I figured it out.You've developed this obsession with your looks being an issue because you're so god damn annoying and in denial about it.
can't imagine anything for humiliating for a man than having a feet or armpit fetish
>>34408338I simply said "men don't like being called cute". Why do you go to your easy mental gymnastics so fast when you can just admit you were wrong and be done with it?I guess there really are women on the internet.
>>34408339Really, you can't understand why this is attractive?
>>34408335What does any of this have to do with California?
>>34408337Have you dated? Do you do this?
>>34408346>shavedLame.
>>34408343>men don't like being called cuteYou seem to be under the impression that all men are the same everywhere.
>>34408347reread the post and try again
>>34408350O.o
>>34408343Plenty of men have no issue with it. YOU have an issue with it and are a whiny bitch who doesn't get that he's the problem.Sorry you triggered a bullying response there's no putting it back now.
>>34408352*men typically don't like being called cute
>>34408303Betcha think ya hot shit, dontcha?
>>34408355It's just not the same without the hair.
>>34408353Yeah no that wasn't helpful.I can't figure out if it's some long drives joke I'm not getting or if you think there's only one Ritz Carlton.
>>34408356>Plenty of men have no issue with itDo you mean zoomers? I forgot how effeminized zoomers are. That makes things more clear.
>>34408364there's only one ritz carlton overlooking the 10. Maybe
>>34408366No, millennialsBecause they have self esteem and can take a compliment
>>34408366Old single 30 year old men are insufferably insecure holy fuck lol
>>34408361Bless you in your fetish for you are not pedophilic.
>>34408311MPretty cool I guessNot that it's ever happened
>>34408364It's because he references "the 10". Interstate 10 is called "the 10" in Cali for whatever reason.
>>34408368There are over 100 dude
>>34408372It took you five or more posts to realize that we were talking about men not liking that rather than women meaning something sinister by it. No one is listening to you.
>>34408312Women use those interchangeably, men use stuff like cute/hot/beautiful differently
>>34408374It's not just armpits, I like bushes and hairy legs too.
>>34408366>I have a problem with this compliment>that means everyone has a problem with itAutism speaks
>>34408383You are more man than most posters.
>>34408343You're gay bro
>>34408380every women I've met knew what she meant when using specific words to describe a guy>>34408384so does general consensus not exist to you?>>34408388maybe
>>34408311It's pretty nice. I have a few songs myself where I wish I had someone to think of when listening to them
>>34408346MehI swear to God it's some autism psyop
>>34408315What women really want is someone like me, an autistic dissident chud with an engineering degree who will pick her up in a beat up 2011 tundra that smells like spent shell casings to go for a hike and talk about physics, 1930s music, nationalism, and gardening, and then to get married and have 5 white children who are raised both artistic/musical and pragmatically capable, playing in the dirt outside our 3 room orchard shack with a big garden and growing up to save the white race with their warlord father
>>34408379Bruh we switched topics to not caring that "men"(you) don't like it because if being called cute is enough to upset him he's worthless as a romantic partner anyway ages ago.
>>34408346No, I can't understand fixating on the armpits instead of the breasts. It's like you've confused the slightly sexual pose with a strange fetish.
>>34408389>so does general consensus not exist to you?The general consensus you're talking about doesn't.
>>34408383Patrician taste
>>34408394so instead of being retarded you want people to think that the goalposts were shifted? Odd
>>34408377Yet another episode of "Californians thinking they're the center of the universe and everyone knows what they know". They're like fucking toddlers.
There's so few women out there confident enough to grow out their body hair, and every single one of them is a hero in my eyes.
>>34408396so my life experience is wrong but online rando #1989326027509-812437B's is correct?
>>34408399What I want is for you to feel bad about yourself because of this weird issue you have but I don't have the power to do that so making fun of you will have to suffice.
>>344084005th largest economy in the world baby. Have fun kicking cans around your midwest or whatever.>>34408401holy shit shut up you gross fetishist
>>34408395>fixating on the armpits instead of the breasts.Who said I was doing that?That's like saying I'm fixating on the toppings instead of the pizza, the toppings simply add to the pizza.
>>34408403you're not very good at it. You're trying to be sadistic but you're just confusing
>>34408404New England.We're fine. We have most of the good shit you guys have and way less homeless people.
>>34408402Bro, you're the only one on here spazing out about being called cute. Were you humiliated by it infront of a crowd or something?
>>34408400tbf I live on the East coast and only know about their shenanigans via cultural osmosis
>>34408374dumbitchspeak for "i'm a lazy and men are evil for not rewarding me for it"
>>34408404>>34408401Why's it always hair and pit fags that are the most obnoxious retards. Like they have some shit to prove
>>34408410Shaving is not a virtue. Hair is a natural state.
>>34408402I could say the same about you, chucklehead.
>>34408406Sadism would imply I'm enjoying inflicting suffering.I want you to feel bad because you understand why you should, not because I'm making fun of you.
>>34408415It's grooming and personal care like anything else
Women, do you like teasing (some) men?
>>34408415This has absolutely nothing to do with morality, but you being as dumb as you are, it makes sense why you'd imply preferring hairless women is pedophilia
>>34408418You can clip armpit hair and not shave entirely and it is still groomed.
>read her messages again. Why did she have to leave? Why did it have to rnd like this? She was all I ever wanted. I don't want to live without her, genuinely. For I see no value in it if I can't do with her by my side. Why did it have to be such a dumb happenstance that tore us apart? Why didn't our love perdure over circumstance? I can't help but to question if there ever was any love from her at all if this was the outcome. Am I evil for that? Probably. I want her with me. To all of you who have been in love and lost, do you understand this feeling? I don't know how make it come across any more clearly. What drove us together was greater than either of us, but only for us. As if life itself was made for us to find each other, and without her, it is devoid of color. I can't explain it. My entire brain, my heart has a place that was specifically made for her and no one else.
>>34408422Faggot
>>34408422I swear to god if this is QT. You choose that.
Why do the biggest dicks have to be brown
>>34408425Dumbass
>>34408425It's not, lol. >>34408424I genuinely wonder if this is normal. Like this much longing.
>>34408418NtaI groom and personally care for my body hair. The only reason to remove it is aesthetic preferences.
>>34408426Kinda gay bro
>>34408415by this logic, running around unwashed and never using soap is a "natural state". it isn't fit for civilized society. Take a bath, stinker.
>>34408415I despise my body hair. But it's expensive to remove and any form of shaving that I've tried just brings way too many problems. I will let my (hypothetical) gf decide. I just hope that if I ever meet a girl who like hairless bodies more, she will have the patience to wait for me to remove it instead of avoiding me altogether.
>>34408419No
>>34408433Balding is not natural unless you are beginning or ending life.
>>34408408yes, I'm the only guy on this samefag central on an obscure board on a dying website saying something that most people I've met IRL agree with.
>>34408438Melty
>>34408415fucking when puberty starts is pretty natural too tbdesu
>>34408443No.
>>34408445How do I meet an alt girl with big tits? You seem to be in those circles a lot.
>>34408437balding is about as natural as aging and dying, and this doesn't help your argument
>>34408315“Thank you, baby”
>>34408447I'm not giving you my trade secrets. I want those boobies to stay where they are and you're gonna take one away.
Is it bad that I don't remember all the women I slept with? It wasn't a huge number, but I haven't really thought about most of them over the years, and now I can't remember them all.
>>34408449Balding means your body is dying.
>>34408311I imagine my last ex listening to Katy Perry – The One That Got Away. I know for a fact she social media stalked me for at least 3-4 months.
>>34408451You already have had pretty big ones. Give a mf a chance.
>>34408450and a kiss on the cheek, duhh
>>34408445quite literally yes
>>34408451Why are you hogging all the tits? You're only a part-time woman fucker.
>>34408453I forget too, but I’m old and had a lot of sex. Sometimes a memory pops back and it’s a nice surprise. When I was 20 I started to write a diary about my sexual encounters but I stopped because it felt creepy. Now I kinda regret it
>>34408457Your girlee probably still thinks about you. Especially if she left that kind of impression. Thought about asking her out again... but forreal this time?
>>34408451I would settle for your tits if you weren't into that disgusting poly shit.
>>34408461We’re ordering water at the table, not the moment. That comes after
>>34408464Hey hey hey.. could be full time but i'm sure doing the lords work is time consuming
>>34408459If you isolate femanon with big titties I will curse your balls to itch until they bleed.
>>34408469I don't want you.
>>34408472>no nameI see you're shitposting in multiple threads at a time. On a Sunday night. Keeping careful attention to the identities you have created in the different boards and how they shouldn't mix. S tier loser behavior.
>>34408474Yes, you do.
>>34408478Nope
>>34408479Yes, you do.
>>34408479What about me?
>>34408480No, I don't.
>>34408453Same for me.Of course the 20 or so escorts I fucked is kind of a blur too so the grand total is about 40ish but hard to remember them all.But I do remember the good ones... Tina, Peyton, Alana, Charlotte (she was trans but you'd never know it aside from her 6 inch girlcock).Then there are the ones I should and could have fucked, but didnt... Tara, Malia...Now I'm fucking Emily and I swear to God she has the tightest pussy of them all. Tiny girl, 100lbs and 5'4" but fucks like a rabbit.Girls, do you think about your pussy tightness? Because there is a huge difference across my sample set.
>>34408482No
>>34408485Dang.
>>34408305M or FWhat are good places for a first date?I really don't like eating in front of strangers in a formal setting like a restaurant so I'm trying to think of other things.
>>34408475I am invisible. Why should I even concern myself with the identities of others? Sounds dangerous. My candle burns at both ends, work my ass off. Plus, my dog died today so im not going to be able to sleep much
I like BBWs and Harlan Ellison. I'm also funny, make you laugh a lot.
Women, are you always this salty when you find yourselves having to compete against other women?
>>34408489Coffee shop. Park or picnic area. Local pub
>>34408489Coffee, activity, mallBut the eating date will come eventually. You can't have an intimate partner and hide eating habits.
>>34408469>i would settle for a retarded fat pig with no personalityreally? do we need to post it again?
>>34408475*shushes you
>>34408489I've good just that MP4 to help you with that one anon!
>>34408494I'm not competing with other women.
*sucks teeth*
>>34408497Post what? Her looks are good enough. It's the polly shit that I despise. >>34408483Yes. You do.
>>34408489FCafe or park. If there is anything fun like an arcade or mini golf around it’s great, but give a heads up because I might have to change my outfit
>>34408503If you dispise loving freely then you are an enemy of love and no diciple.
>>34408453Like at all? I have a vague recollection of everyone but I have forgotten some names. Or maybe I did forget someone now you're fucking with me. Idk I don't think it's that bad to forget someone you had sex with once 10 years ago.
>>34408494I don’t compete, you like me or don’t
>>34408500Well they are competing against you whether you want to admit it or not.
>>34408495>>34408496>CoffeeThose seem really packed and crowded.>Park or picnic areaI live in LA, those places are full of homeless people.>mallAlso really packed and I wouldn't even know what we would do there.
>>34408512You suck dick, don't you?
>>34408503>Post what? Her looks are good enough. It's the polly shit that I despise.
>>34408514Maybe dating isn’t for you
>>34408496>mallKek. How fucking old are you? Nobody goes to the malls anymore.
>>34408513For what?
>>34408515You want to add dicks to a competition, little guy?
>>34408494She's salty about boring dudes though not other women? >>34408489I like to have an activity or at least be walking around for the date. And no food, hm. Museum date? Zoo? AZA accredited of course.
>>34408514LA is crowded. That was your choice to stay there and try to date someone in there. The thing about people is they want to be around other people usually. They call this new fangled thing "socializing" where you say words out of your mouth face to face. Sometimes some of those words lead to two people having nice feelings about each other, and then they go and do exactly that in public until they like each other a lot and want to go have sex with each other.
>>34408503>poly I would feel bad being with anyone else while I was in a relationship. Please explain how this would work for you
>>34408521No she's mad that all these dudes seem to go for the same copy paste pick me what she calls "candid girlfriend" that is obviously not her.
>>34408506Honestly, there perfect way to end a first date would be a rooftop swim and a passionate kiss.
>>34408499Okay, this list is way too long.I can understand like the top 10 or 15 but 30+ is getting into "I'm insane and annoying" territory. And I say that as a guy who not only wouldn't take a girl to most of this list on a first date, but wouldn't go to them ever.
Hello my /atoga/ brothers and sisters, I have returned after 3 days on the road.
>>34408527I thought what she was inplying was that they go for alt chicks because they find them titillating but once the novelty wears off they would rather she be normal I have completely misinterpreted this
>>34408530Save me from these bad questions.
>>34408527>>34408532Both can be true.
>>34408527>candid girlfriend kek of she the easter bunny? finding a girl whom you feel is attractive, intellectual and nonchalant enough for you to observe and get to know her is probably pretty rare but valuable, moves the less
The ideal end to a first date is going out for breakfast
>>34408533Okay. Either gender, what color ball do you usually choose when you go mini golfing?
I just watched this movie, Clerks, that I guess was popular back in the 90s and was a big hit, but I had never seen it before. Anyways, one of the main characters learns his girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks but only fucked 3 guys.Foids, do any of you have such an imbalance one way or another like that? Have you sucked more dicks or fucked more cocks?
>>34408541Blue or purple
>>34408542>one of the main characters learns his girlfriend has sucked 36 dicksIt was 37 dicks, speedwatcher.
>>34408541Yellow, just like my lightsaber.
>>34408540That's not an end
>>34408542In a row?
>>34408494She's right. I do want that girl as a gf.Also, anyone who describes other women as>naturally skinnyIs a jealous and catty bitch. She thinks she's bitching about the pickmes but she's literally doing the 'I'm not like the other girls' bit.
>>34408546>light saberis that what you call your wiener?
>>34408494I wantedba girl like that to be desu.
>>34408541It depends.Green unless it's an ugly green. 2nd choice is orange unless my brother is there or the purple is really good. 3rd choice purple unless it's an ugly purple. 4th choice is pink unless my sister is there and then it's yellow.
>>34408547YOU might eat forever but most people do eventually stopI don't actually mean that you just walked right into it
>>34408499she looks like a man and acts weirdly
>>34408556No. Another activity is not an end unless you mean you're walking to breakfast alone.
Moids, what do you think is wrong with this girl and why can't she get a boyfriend? She seems pretty normal and is not ugly, she should be able to pull an average guy at least right?
Can BV please shit the fuck up? She runs her mouth too much again.
>>34408563Shut the fuck up and ask questions.
>>34408558Maybe she was nervous
>>34408563The people that have so little of substance to say often feel the need to speak most.>>34408566There's no reward in asking questions when the only person answering is you, fatso.
>>34408562She seems like a downer, no one wants to be around that kind of energy.
New psyop?
I wanna be around her
>>34408568Fuck of, tiny tits.
>>34408573Same but I won't get the chance for a few weeks.
What about this girl moids? Like how are these girls struggling to find even a single boyfriend? It should not even be remotely possible.
>>34408574>Fuck of
>>34408562I think that she only acknowledges millionaire finance guys in NYC as human, and the other 99.9% of humanity as subhuman losers who are beneath her.
>>34408574Suck that dick, bitch!
>>34408580Suck your own dick, spineless.
>>34408576I imagine this woman has had a lot of sex but none of the guys took her seriously because she didn't take herself seriously, now she's finding out that women need to have good personalities too.
Femanons, what are some normie things you would consider weird and weird things you would consider normal?>Context: 30M who does traditional ethnic dancing. Other guy who is a buddy of my club is being friendly and asking my preferences, seeing as how I'm single. I joke that I'm not so far gone as feet, but I do watch anime. He comes back with, "Feet aren't that weird. Weird is having to drink all day to remain functional and keep it together." This completely blows my mind, like "In what fucking universe is being an alcoholic MORE weird than being into feet?" Of course, I, knowing what really gets me going, start to wonder, "Am I so far gone that I've lost touch with what is normal vs weird?"
>>34408582Do you think she has double digit body count?
I will be hit on by another 9/10I won't fumble her again
>>34408579>>34408582>giving the spammer (you)s unironically
>>34408587I believe in you, bro. I'm still in denial about fumbling the last one.
>>34408588I will always take the opportunity to be vocal about hating women. Whether it's bait or not.
>>34408585weird is talking to people about your fetishes irlnormal is knowing that needing substances to get through the day is a guaranteed way to stay single
>>34408585>"In what fucking universe is being an alcoholic MORE weird than being into feet?"He means "weird" as in bad. It's definitely worse to be an alkie than a footfag.
>>34408590So you're just samefagging? That makes more sense than there being other posters itt dumb enough to still fall for that lame shit.
>>34408588The spammer occasionally samefags himself and sometimes even argues with himself when he's not getting enough replies.
>>34408590>i will ALWAYS take the baitthe bait itself is where your hatred comes from you fool. you just got psyopped.
>>34408595No, the hatred comes from women and then hating me first for no reason.
>>34408594That matches his level of insanity and patheticness.
>>34408576Couple possibilities>She looks high maintenance>She's got the personality of a dead animal>The guys she's into are not into her, and the guys into her are not her type - many such cases>She does not give off "long-term energy" as the girlies say. She doesn't look like she wants to be a wife and mom, she looks like she just wants to go to bars and clubs and coffeeshops
>>34408585I think it's weird in current times to subscribe to cable television or read a newspaper. Video games are pretty normal and not niche anymore.
fuck you
>>34408600You poor gaymer
Why do so many women think it's a redflag if a man likes looking at anime girls? Saw tons of posts like this on fb and plebbit.They're literally just drawings lmao
>>34408600What'd I do
>>34408576No, thanks.Even just looking in a woman’s direction will land you a felony.Either way, if Chad is around, he is going to take over everything for himself.>>34408601I am ready for SAROS.
>>34408591Yeah, I know both of those things, which is why I kept the cards to the chest and threw "anime" on the table as a litmus test of "weird".>>34408592Then why not just say bad or destructive. You and I both know being an alcoholic is worse for health and relationships than being into feet, but neither of us would say it's more unusual to bump into an alcoholic vs someone into feet, right?
>>34408602lame bait, try again
>>34408605>Then why not just say bad or destructiveTo a normie "weird" is the same as bad or destructive.
How do I tell my sister to stop wearing a tank top around the house
>>34408602>likes looking at anime girlsYou can drop the vagueness. Moids that jerk off to nonreal women are nonreal people.
>>34408608Why
>>34408605Your autism is leaking.
>>34408608jerk off to her
>>34408576I almost throw up in my mouth at those videos as they build up to the situationship part. Women, don't you see how vile your peers are sometimes?
>>34408608Who's house?Did you try gouging out your eyes and cutting your hands off so you can't touch your penis and think of incestuous sins?
>footfags are FREAKSBrehs....
>>34408608Stop masturbating when posting.
Youtube is always showing me interesting thirst content.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Af603wcH5us
>>34408618Lol she looks like a tranny
>>34408613>are you as retarded as me and actually think those engagementbait vids on social media are real? no
>>34408600I wish >she would fuck me...
>>34408618the powers that be are trying to give giantess fetishism more mainstream appealhow else do you explain the sudden boom in womens nba popularity
>>34408618This one where you can see her nips is good.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JXS3U6HAJTQ
>>34408426>Why do the biggest dicks have to be brownI probably have one of the biggest dicks ITT, and the only woman who's seen it said it looks like weißwurst with a strawberry on the end.
>>34408623they are prepping the moidpulation for the fact they only get trannies anymore in a couple of years
I shouldn’t have had that coffee this afternoon. My stomach is killing me. How do people drink this shit every day?
>>34408618>>34408624I wonder how ehe finds men to "date" as it must be TOUGH
>>34408426Are you Indian?
>>34408609>so pronbrained it thinks anything that's pleasing to the eyes must be sexualizedDo you jerkoff to a beautiful view of the sunset? Lmao you have issues like serious ones
Ten years later and thinking of >her still brings me to tears. Will it ever end?
>>34408629no she's a white pale woman
>>34408625Was she a snowbunny?
Im in nyc and I see so many white women x Indian men couples nowadays. Makes me so happy
>>34408630>comparing a cartoon to the sunset
>>3440863114 years here.Doesn't bring me to tears, but what could have been is still disappointing.
>>34408625Thats not a good thing... sounds inflamed.
>>34408635BNWO is real.Blessed Bollywood and their GigaChads.
I need to move outHow am I going to get bricked up from the scene where the guy sneaks into Sydney’s room in scream. I’m lonely and horny
>tiktok spammer gets called out for samefagging>coincidentally disappears at the same time a jeet racebaiter shows uphmm.....
>>34408634Evidently not.>>34408638Kek.
>>34408641there are no coincidences
>>34408611How so? I'm simply confused as to how being an alcoholic is somehow more strange than being into feet. Like, would you say having a pet horse is stranger than having a pet tarantula? Yeah, the horse isn't your typical dog, cat, bird, etc, but it's definitely not stranger than tarantula owners.
>>34408640It's cool how sydney's closet door could be used to block her main door though.
>>34408629Obviously
>>34408644Let it go autismomaxxer.
>>34408630>Lmao you have issues like serious ones>intentionally designed media images are equivalent to a sunsetYour basement is full of piss bottles and you probably have amonia poisoning.
>>34408641They're so annoying
>>34408635Gm
>>34408646So, they’ve taken over all the social media, Rdit, Quora, and now here?Is nothing sacred anymore?
>>34408650You are a samefagging tranny. There's nothing worse in this world lmao
>>34408635>NYC>white womenWho's going to tell him?
I'm white and my sister is dating an Indian guy. He is super chill, smart and handsome.
I think I have a yeast infection
>>34408641Sigh… it’s all so tiring.
>>34408656>Is nothing sacred anymore?Cow shit
>>34408661Go to bed
>>34408660Have fun taking care of 20 of them :)
Imagine how useful she would be around the house.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YuCVP5aD9Gw
>>34408645sighif only i had such a closet doorif only a hot woman could climb through my window
How to die from overdose? Is it possible with normal medication pills if you consume all of them at once?
>>34408666Stop spamming this shit
Indian food is the bomb. I fucking love butter chicken and biryani. So much more flavorful than european "food".
>>34408656There's like 2 billion of them they'll infest everything, they're like cockroaches
I just learned that Indian americans make 5x more than whites on average.
>actually making the food argument Kek, we had the flavors without the parasites thanks to colonialism and thats what we should go back to.
>>34408664But it's so itchy
>>34408674Scratch it
>>34408671maybe whytes shouldn't have colonized the whole world out of greed and malice
Funny how irl, most people have favorable views of India and Indians. It's only online that you see all this dogshite hate propaganda.
>>34408675Doesnt help just waiting for the meds I ordered online since I was too ashamed to buy them at the store
>>34408671It’s only going to get worse, since Internet is getting cheaper there.Starting to think that’s where SPAM originated.
>>34408678How long have you had this shit like 2 hours, and you're buying meds already. Where'd you even get it from you don't fug
>>34408668Not possible unless you want organ damage and a very painful slow death. Good luck tho
Please mass report this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ralf0yL1Tfw
Wow jeets AND the angry spic. Euro hours are something else.
>>34408680I've had it for a couple days my guess is from not changing out of sweaty undies fast enough
>>34408679Yeah this is it. It was good while it lasted. Unless someone goes full Hitler we'll be putting up with all flavours of animals for a while.
should i get a new phone? im still on the iphone8 lol
>>34408686Women are so gross they'll get infections from everything. Why'd you do that
>>34408668No, you'll puke or get temporarily sick. Take it from someone who's done that before. I was lucky that I didn't become a vegetable, I probably had aliens rescue me. I know methods that work and I won't tell you, that's negative karma. I suggest you find a way to have fun really quick. I don't know what you suffer with, and I'm sure it's not nothing, it's because no one is giving you a good time. I don't know what could be a good time for you, but you must walk towards it as much as you can. Walk through the burning coal even when it hurts.
>>34408690So true
>>34408692Bet you didn't shower either
>>34408686You mean… panty.
>>34408693No its nightly. But I also heavy exercise everyday and sometimes will stay in my workout clothes all day
>>34408698That's really gross why would you do that
>>34408699Sometimes I have to do shit afterwards. I suppose that's why they have changing rooms in the gym, but I've never used them, and am kind of scared to.
>>34408704Grill detected.
>>34408704Yeah but then you have to do it in your gross sweaty gym clothes. What are you scared of the other ladies peeping in and getting a glimpse of your embarassing boobsAlso heavy exercise every day is le bad your muscles need time to recover. Do it every other day if you do full body
What is winning?
The wants-to-fuck-john-candy femanon is back and i'm watching the blues brothers tonightdo you guys think i'm autistic?
>>34408707Nta but wow, you're so perceptive.
>>34408704just bring some flip flops and use the gym shower, come on anon
>>34408720What's the appeal
>>34408720I think your "not like other girls" shtick is cringe.
>>34408710I don't even know earlier I had to pee but there was a lady changing in there and I got scared so I decided to hold it. I know it's not physically optimal but I need it to regulate my mood.
>>34408724>>34408725i'm not an nlog just a chubby chaser
>>34408720Watch Bollywood, ma’am.
>>34408728It's a change room you all have boobs. In the men's rooms you got old fucks waddling around with their dicks out not giving half a fuck go take your leak and change your clothes. Is there anything you're not scared of damn
>>34408734Well it took me a long time to have courage to step into the gym in the first place
>>34408737How long have you been going anyway
>>34408738Several months
>>34408737The sisterhood is proud of you.
>>34408720I don't know what the fucks wrong with you, to be honest. But if there's hope for someone like that fat fuck then there's hope for me yet
>>34408741How many is severalWhatever work up the courage to shower and change or you'll get some new unknown to science pussy flu. And go to sleep smelly
>>34408744Women will date chubbs and Singhs, but not give us normies a chance?Dire…
>>34408668NEVER do this mate. Wrecks your stomach, weeks of throwing up and still no death, (un)fortunately. People say don't kill yourself but don't even know why they're saying it. If there's no God then do whatever you want, what's the consequence? Thing is, there is one. That's why you shouldn't.
>>34408742You're a man.
>>34408751>Thing is, there is one.And what is that pray tell
>>34408751How can one person be this stupid?
what is it with retards here acting like women with a v are some mythical fanfic concept? most people aren't trannies, you dumbasses. this isn't some rare phenomenon it's actually the most common. kill yourselves
>>34408751Phenomenal bait I applaud you
>>34408756Nobody thinks vaginas are rare, we just know a tranny when we see one.
>>34408668Terrible success rate you'll just end up puking your brains out and maybe permanently damaging some organs, and hanging out on the cardiac unit for 5 days before they send you to psyche.
>>34408718Average femanon's night face after college.
>>34408756They're afraid of being accidentally attracted to a trans woman. Kinda like people who are afraid in the woods at night thinking they see figures you know?
IM SO DERANGED YOU KNOWI WILL NEVER BE THE SAAAAAAAAAME
>>34408758>>34408756For example >>34408761
There are a lot of trans people on 4chan, formerly 4channel, formerly 4chan. The MTFs usually go to places where real biological women sometimes visit, and pretend to be female to feel like they're part of a sisterhood. FTMs aren't nearly as obnoxious and you can actually chat with them because they don't have male-specific aggressiveness.
>>34408768correct
>>34408761>>34408768>>34408770Why are you samefagging this shit? It's not even an interesting bait topic.
>>34408771Hm?
Femanons, why do you allow that?
>>34408771tranny big mad
>>34408772Oh, I see. The ENTJ screencap.
>>34408777Meant for >>34408776
>>34408775I don't care enough.
>>34408778calm down tranny, spiking your cortisol isn't good for your wound healing
>>34408756They think a manon wanting to pretend to be a femanon actually exists, here of all places too. The opposite is way more popular on 4chan to the point that mtf is practically below 1%. The only reason it's even a thing is because it keeps getting brought up by schizos, not because they're actually here
>>34408782I don't like trannies FWIW, but bringing them up constantly like one would insist on talking about indians, their loo and their curry is kind of annoying. They live rent-free in ENTJ's atrophied brain, much like poo from the loo does.
>>34408784they're mainly brought up when one is posting, blame the trannies for shitting up the thread all the time
I've personally pissed a tranny off and made him crash out before so they're definitely here
>>34408786The biggest shitter next to ENTJ is a fat woman (female) with blue eyes and blonde hair, not a tranny (she legit takes the biggest shits)
>>34408783Doesn't that mean the male is superior?
Internet 101, bros
I wish I were born female but fucking subhumans made me a male, unlucky
do you think it would be good or dumb to start a "ask a person with mental disorders anything" threadI feel like people might be curious about other people's experiences with mental illnesses and disorders and it could be a nice way to learn about life with different conditions. I'm sure everyone on 4chan has at least one thing wrong with them psychologically, I'd like to hear from people who have AuDHD or HPD
>>34408805That's basically this thread and entire site
SOMEBODY SAID TO METHAT YOU COULD BE IN LOVE WITH ALMOST ANYONEYOU THINK PEOPLE ARETHE GREATEST FUN
>>34408805whole of 4chan is that already
>>34408805Just go on plebbit
>>34408810Love don't mean nothingDon't mean nothingYou won't feel a thingWon't feel nothing
>>34408756It's mostly the same schizo samefagging
The more you ignore meThe closer I getYou're wasting your time
>>34408668Get some help. Die of old age.
>>34408801Autogynephilia is dangerous
I made this reaction image yesterday.State gender and how you'd rate it out of 10.
>>344088270/10
>>34408827How tf is this supposed to be used bruh
>>34408830Women are brutal.
>>34408788Me too, but they're few and far between.
>>34408827MThis is some pathetic gooner shit
>>34408831>tfw you're a dog being given medication
>>34408801Which subhumans? Your parents? Technically just the dad is responsible for the sex of the offspring.
>>34408831The use cause has yet to be invented by humanity.I am just that far ahead of the curve.
The only good death is a death of old age. Everything else is sad
>>34408801It's your choice to have sex with subhumans.
>>34408839Based
>>34408839During sex with your 10 years younger wife, yeah.
>>34408801Women are shorter, weaker, vulnerable during pregnancy, and bleed for 1/4th of the time between puberty and menopause.Women are given special treatment for the same reason disabled people, children, and pet animals get special treatment.It's help given to those less able to take care of themselves.
>>34408843It's gonna be so hot dying at 85 while fucking my 75 year old wife.
>>34408849>85Many men can't have sex at that age anymore because of andropause.I'll probably die before that.
>>34408838Bro that's not a "reaction image" you just wanted to show everyone your porn t
>>34408854No, I genuinely laughed when I came across the original image and thought I had to use this somehow. lol
Why do women catfish gay men?
>>34408855I met her once. She's nice, but a little strange.
>>34408855Sure thing
>>34408858Damn right!
>>34408846Man is the default genderWo-Man is just a Man with the Uterus DLC that nerfed some physical stats, removed spermleaking, added more bloodleaking and a chance to get pregnantOtherwise, we aren't that different
>>34408858
>>34408860>>34408846That's why the words "men" and "people" are interchangeable
Women, who's a famous man you'd specifically NOT have sex with?
>>34408855I don't understand how I can be called a coomer when men are doing things like this. They don't even realize how obsessed with porn they've become, in a way that has infected more than just how they masturbate.
>>34408865Jh?
>>34408867It shouldn't matter who I am, we're talking about men and their obsessions with porn that sometimes aren't even sexual.
>>34408514Not all parks are full of homeless, plus if she's from LA she's gotten be somewhat used to seeing bums around. Go to barnsdall park and have a picnic or walk around shops and restaurants nearby. Or go to Griffith park/observatory or Huntington library or old town Pasadena. You're probably going to have to eat something, even if you pick a place where you don't eat she'll prolly want to get a bite after. Or if you want to do mini golf you could do castle park in the Valley, there's batting cages nearby too. Could also do museums on Wilshire or hang out in Santa Monica
>>34408865Babe, it's 3pm in New Delhi. And most Americans are still asleep, and euros are at work.
>>34408871>It shouldn't matter who I amhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLTrHcbO_MU
>>34408871Yeah, there's a lot of male coomers on here. But if you're JH, surely you can understand why you're counted among the coomers.
>>34408875What matters is her plan...
>>34408865Both of you might be coomers>>34408867That one is a good example, her trying to start a family through some racist polycule shit is actually more concerning and disgusts me on a more fundamental level than some straight guy having a shit taste in porn
>>34408876This is just further evidence of mislabeling. Being porn-obsessed (coomer) is way less understandable than being masturbation-obsessed (hypersexual).
>>34408879>masturbationleads to coom, simple as
>>34408879You think anons aren't fapping while posting their trashy gifs? It's almost certainly a fork of exhibitionism.
>>34408882No.>>34408883They specifically said they saved it for nonsexual reasons.
>>34408884>No.Edging?Gooner.
>>34408884>They specifically said they saved it for nonsexual reasonsI see no reason for you to believe them.
>>34408885That's just a masturbation method.>>34408886I'm the type of person who needs a reason not to believe them. The fact they articulated their stance remotely well makes me comfortable assuming they're not lying until they give me a reason to doubt it.
Which one?(Do you know?)
>>34408892I don't get it.
>downloaded cs2 since launch so I can hit on the e girl population migrating from valorantits over
>>34408865That was a dumb post and you know it.
>>34408897Mine or theirs?
>>34408884>They specifically said they saved it for nonsexual reasons.Yeah, the image was so stupid, I didn't find it arousing at all.Stop pretending to be oblivious, it's annoying when you do this.>>34408892What an insanely ugly artstyle.
>>34408899Yours.
>>34408900>I didn't find it arousing at allThat's the point. A coomer is someone so deeply entrenched in pornography consumption that they don't even register porn as sexual in their mind, it's just their life.>>34408902Well fuck you.
>>34408906>JH is on her "my interpretation is exactly how it MUST be" train againAight, pack it up.
>>34408908Rather then just mocking me, explain how my reasoning is flawed. That's how conversations work.
>>34408911>conversationsConversations also aren't you making a judgmental accusation and then having your opposition lay out a defense.Nigga you ain't Judge Judy.
>>34408916If you don't want to discuss it, that's fine. But you really can't blame me for holding an opinion if every time I try to talk about it I get met with just reaction image spam and zero opinions to the contrary.
>>34408895HOE3 art, one of those funny comics that evolved into a more complex setting over time>>34408900That's partly the point
>>34408938>funnyNah.
>>34408955Let's agree to disagree
I've been thinking of sex too much lately, like whenever I'm not distracting myself with games or conversation and have quiet moments where its just me and my thoughts I start thinking about sex the most reoccurring one is being ridden not in bouncing style but in grinding,gyration style.the fuck is wrong with me?
>>34408971boyvulation
>>34408971>the most reoccurring one is being ridden not in bouncing style but in grinding,gyration style.Same, it's so hot.
>>34408938For me, it's the nerds
>>34408973what does that mean ?>>34408974it is but it's hard trying to focus on work and having that pop into my head
Women, where do you meet men your age?
>>34408938I know the art. It's the artist who drew the Friday the 13th stuff I liked. I just don't get the joke.>>34408984Work and profession-adjacent stuff, mostly. My friends and their friends are all a bit younger than me.
>>34408971Welcome to my life since puberty. It's probably a hormonal and habitual issue mashed into one, or at least that's what my therapist says about me.
>>34408992it's so weird, I'm a virgin, I've never ever tried to pursue someone in a romantic light or even a lustful one yet I keep thinking about sex I've experienced it before and crave that feeling again.
>>34408989>I just don't get the joke.It's an example of a more complex setting, not a joke
>>34408892>(Do you know?)Judging by her face and that symbol, yeah
>>34408998You have to use that tension as motivation to work towards a relationship, but don't let it be your only reason for finding one, if that makes sense. Like just convert the sexual energy to productive things and burn the rest of it off by masturbating a lot.>>34409000Oh. I like their joke stuff better.
>>34408971>I've been thinking of sex too much latelyIt's normal to near constantly think about sex and cumming inside women.It's natural.
>>34409016What are the chances that any given single man I'm talking with is or will be picturing fucking me in their head?
>>34409007this is why people enjoy baiting and humiliating you, JHyou're so far up your own ass, yet so fucking tarded
>>34409025Obsessed.
>>34408311I think of my self when listening to songs. I am the most wonderful and terrible person I know. I love and hate my self equally.
>>34409025I don't get it. What did I say that was wrong or bad advice?
>>34409021Guess that depends on if they are attracted to you or not.
>>34408971This is me but instead if sex I think about pouring acid on my face
>>34408989>I just don't get the joke.Chudette is funny
>>34408938Is this the guy that draws that brown big boobed stupid character that dates some punk and that one goth tries to burn crosses in front of her home but she hurts her self and the brown girl helps her
>>34409050That sounds like his Skyla plotline
>>34409046I hate all these new terms.
>>34409054Skyla yes that is it
>>34409054You are very helpful and nice anon.
>>34409038Edgy.
>>34409071I thought self harm was pitiful? I feel cool rn
>>34409073You are not pouring anything on your face, you are just trying really hard to be edgy.It's boring.
>>34409077If you say so.
>>34409025Yeah, talking to her is a bit like talking to a bratty child
>>34409079lol
>>34409082You're right I won't do it I just think a lot about it.
>>34409083Post your hands.
>>34409084I don't have any scars.
>>34409080Explain or apologize. Now.
>>34409086I don't care, are you going to post your hands or not?
>>34409089No sorry.
>>34409091Very boring.
>>34409087We don't owe you any explanations, especially with that attitude, you'll only ask more
>>34409099How am I supposed to improve if you exclusively insult me and then keep denying me any explanation? I'm obviously not trying to be obtuse on purpose, so help me.
>>34409104>manhandRepulsive.Nobody wants to hear your acid face shit.
>>34409106Why are you so mean? You're going ti make me cry.
>>34409105Chudette is funny
Horus Heresy was a reasonable crash out 2bh
>>34409116>2.3 trillion deaths Average Chinese civil war
>>34409117It was big E's fault
Warhammershitters on atoga are insufferable.
Women, if you're on the spectrum or deal with OCD, do you have repetitive or intrusive thoughts with regards to sex? For example the movement of riding a moid.
>>34409124I have chosen between this and sex.
>>34409128No
Do you guys think Brett Cooper bounced on Clavicular?He called her husband a cuckold loser, which obviously implies it.
>>34409124Better than blackpill incels and e-celeb drama shitters
>>34409128For me, it's just stuff like repeating "oh fuck" in a sexual way in my head. Cringe shit.
>>34409134It drives women away more than the other two
>>34409139"Oh no! You're gonna scare away the ho-"Shut up you're in 4chan.
>>34409133Lmao https://x.com/Clavicular0/status/2022364823959339059
Women, why are you obsessed with your nails? And why do you think men give a shit about or look at your nails?
>>34408305Is this cheating or wrong?I'm happily married with kids. Mid 30s. But I have this imaginary world where Im with the girl I lost my virginity to. I have multiple scenarios or "worlds" set up in my head with her. Don't get me wrong, I love my wife very much and would never leave or cheat on her but it's just this stupid fun little daydream I have that I keep to myself. I guess I do still love the girl who took my v card too but not as much as my wife. It's just different if that makes sense. Plus I only get to see her a couple of times a year anyways.
>>34409146Guys love my nails. I think they tie my look together and help them understand me a little better.
>>34409116>>34409120What if Big E had made his primarchs daughters, as Malcador advised?
>>34409148>help them understand me a little betterThis is bait
Moght open up a cheesecake factory
>>34409150No. I genuinely think that guys have assumptions about women based on their look, and I think my nails probably drive people away or attract people based on how they feel about those stereotypes, even if it's fairly hyperbolic.
>>34409149>the whorus heresy
>>34409154Seriously? Personally, the only time I judge a woman by her nails is if she has fake nails on. It makes me think she's a dumb bimbo. But painting them, sure, I don't care either way. It's not something I look at otherwise
>>34409148Please claw my back
>>34409137It isn't cringe and at least you're looping through something intelligible. I'm not so fortunate.
>>34409080She got stuck in development after what happened to her kek
>>34409162>if she has fake nails onI have acrylics, yeh.>It makes me think she's a dumb bimboThat seems harsh. I know it probably makes me seem a little out there and overly concerned with aesthetics, but straight up dumb is an assumption I feel l can have dismissed early on by my personality.>>34409163I like this aspect to them, too. But honestly coffins suck for scratching like that. I like running my nails along his skin, though.
>>34409134>Better than blackpill incelsThey're the same.>e-celeb drama shittersThis rarely happens.
>>34409159State genderDo you think the WH40K world would've been more civilized if it were ruled by daughters rather than sons?
>>34409172I mean if you put those long fake nails on and then you can't use your hands properly, it is kinda dumb and it's not like it makes your fingers look any better. It's really silly and childish to me. It makes no sense
>>34409180Repost this where we can roll for a waifu
State gender.Do you think doing OMAD (one meal a day) twice a week is a good idea?I used to do it more often, but then noticed some issues.I want to switch to doing OMAD twice a week (basically a 2h eating window), while doing 18:6 fasting with two meals the rest of the week.
>>34409147Not great anon
>>34409180MNew nightmare unlocked.
>>34409139FI'll take that space opera over regular simps and porn addicts
>>34409181I work in a micro lab; I can wear gloves and do everything perfectly even with my long nails. It's honestly easy to get used to never using your fingertips. And I think they're really fun and expressive, like other sorts of accessories.
40k sucks
>>34408305>Be me, male>Early 30s>Best shape of my life>Four great kids>Making the most money of my life >technical expert in a narrow field with infinity job security >No debt, house, the works>Married 8 years>Do all the cooking, half the cleaning >Wife hasn't had sex with me in 3 years>Won't hug or kiss me>Rarely verbally expresses love>I recently won a prestigious award, and she isn't going to come as my +1 to receive itShe basically stopped noticing me at all when she got pregnant with our last child. Ladies, it's over, right?
>>34409187Who are the regular simps, Sweeney posters?
>>34409189Okay, fantasyboomer
>>34409190Damn
>>34409188Well, if it makes ya happy. God love you
Why is Elden Ring popular among femoids compared to other games? It's a great game but I have never seen a foid post about dark souls for example.
>>34409190MReminder that face + height is everything.
>>34409190Were you together before your 20s? You took her virginity?
>>34408325>>34409191
>>34409195They're the same boring fucking games. God I hate those just on principle.
>>34409198Kek
>>34409146>And why do you think men give a shit about or look at your nails?Because the men with taste do.
>>34409195>I have never seen a foid post about dark souls for example.You should lurk more then.
I want to get married and for it to be perfect forever I don’t want kids to change my brain chemistry
>>34409200git gud scrub
>>34409202Those are beautiful..
>>34409190Have you tried being more dominant ?
>>34409206It's boring to watch and seems boring to play. They all seem the same.
>>34409195MMore bright colors?And Marika, the girlboss?
>>34409202idk, i think it's probably just simps trying to compliment you on something you care about. Like this guy >>34409207He thinks you're gonna fuck him now
>>34409207Yeah, pale hands with pretty nails are unbeatable.Generally not too much of a fan of red nails, but dark red is sexy.>>34409212>He thinks you're gonna fuck him nowWhy would he want to fuck a man?>simpsYou are not mentally well.
>>34409210Are you that retard whose bf was a shitty player?
>>34409213>Why would he want to fuck a man?LMFAO this guy paints his nails
>>34409212Lol. No I don't. That's not OC.
>>34409214I had an ex who played it, sure. Idk if he sucked or not, everyone plays those games the same based on what I've watched.
>>34409215You are not a bright kid.
>>34409195>Why is Elden Ring popular among femoids compared to other games? It's a great game but I have never seen a foid post about dark souls for example.Women love George R.R Martin
>>34408311Mfeels good, especially when she tells you she cried.
>>34408395who says I don't like both?
>>34409211>More bright colors?>And Marika, the girlboss?Also, the final DLC boss is a femboy who tries to forcefully marry his hunk half-brother
Why is JH so solipsistic?It's something you'll bump up against regardless of the topic being discussed.
>>34409219>answers a question posed to women>answers for themI can only assume you paint your nails for guys to notice you. What do you expect?It's either that or you hope a femanon will notice your "taste" and pick you. You aint fooling anyone
>>34409218Lol, traumatized
>>34409229>>answers for themI corrected your assumption.
>>34409230It really was pretty striking how unhappy I was in that relationship in retrospect. Thank God this thread talked me out of putting up with that guy back then.
>>34409229Sarge, do you not like nails, or just simps?
>>34409133>Do you guys think Brett Cooper bounced on Clavicular?She's a whore, so I would assume so.>>34409128>Women, if you're on the spectrum or deal with OCD, do you have repetitive or intrusive thoughts with regards to sex?Sometimes, especially early on, sex would be too overstimulating and I would get stuck focusing on different stimuli (usually an uncomfortable one) like the feel of my back rubbing against sweat-soaked, cheap sheets.>>34408864>who's a famous man you'd specifically NOT have sex with?Pedro Pascal is ugly as fuck and I'm tired of pretending he's not.>>34409184No, because while you would inevitably lose weight because you probably can't eat over 2000 calories in a single sitting, anything above 1000 calories, your body stores as glycogen.>>34409195Better lore. But all Souls type games are the same. I think I liked Bloodborne the most, but you could have me play all three Dark Souls and could never convince me they're different games.>>34409232Damn, those are beautiful, but my gay ass could never.
>>34409234He likes nothing.
>>34409236Hamster loves joker
>>34409227>forcefullyThe lore isn't clear on that one
>>34409228because jh is always in your minds
>>34409232>>34409234GAY nailfag simps bakaImagine being these guys>OMG BECKY!!! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE your nailllsss guuuurl! YAAAAS! uhm can uhm i have sex now please?
>>34409228She can't help it, bro.
>>34409236>Pedro Pascal is ugly as fuck and I'm tired of pretending he's not.I don't think he's ugly, he just looks like an average Latino dad to me. I am sick of seeing him though.
Why don’t we talk about me
>>34409249OkYou're looking fat today. You've been chunking up lately?
>>34409242What are you actually crashing out about? It's almost never the actual thing ITT you're hyperfocusing on.
>>34409249Lose some fat fatty
>>34409240Why did malenia have to kill him in order to fulfill the promise?
>>34409236I wish Nolan made a 4th Batman film with Christina Hendricks as poison ivy
>>34409249>’tWhat's so special about you besides using the ESL apostrophe?
>>34409259>ESL apostropheI think it's Frenchfags specifically.
Dance with me. Make me sway.
>>34409250>>34409255I’m underweight so say the opposite>>34409259What are you guys talking about
>>34409239>Hamster loves jokerHamster might, but Harley doesn't. >>34409240I'm not a fujo by any means, but this is adorable.
>34409262Just another male attention whore.
>>34409249Tell us about yourself
>>34409266I have four toes on my left foot
>>34409262>What are you guys talking aboutNon-English (non-Latin) typesets and keyboards typically default to the curved apostrophe (’) rather than the straight one (').>>34409260>Frenchfags specificallyENTJ's posts don't look French to me.
>>34409196Face, maybe. I'm 6'1">>34409197High school sweethearts, only partner we've ever had>>34409208I guess I always confuse advice like this with saying to be an asshole; I know that's not what you mean, but I'm kind of far down the spectrum to know what you're really saying. I just try to be authentically what I am. I'm not subservient, if that's what you mean.
>>34409269>Non-English (non-Latin) typesets and keyboards typically default to the curved apostrophe (’) rather than the straight one (').NTA, I have both on them on my keyboard.´`'
>>34409190>>Four great kidsEnough is enough
>>34409208> Sorry, you must be uber successful, fit, help out around the house, AND have this personality archetype now to get a little...Sounds like a good way to have yet another requirement added when this one is met. Attraction just isn't there
How do I make my girlfriend less insecure about the way she looks when she orgasms. She looks a bit retarded but I like it, however when I told her she got insecure about it.
Just rewatched “Silver Linings Playbook”
>>34409210what is a fun game to you?
>>34409274Oddly enough, she's always talking about wanting another, but I'm not really on the same page. Seems crazy to me, that she even speculates on wanting a fifth child when>A) our house is fullAnd>B) She literally turns down a hug, let alone sex
>>34409276Women's sexuality is almost entirely based around being submissive to a dominant man.
>>34409281THEN FUCKING TALK TO HER ABOUT THAT HYPOCRISY
We're both mental. It won't last. However I will enjoy this moment of happiness. Come what may.
>>34409277Doesn't everyone look goofy when they orgasm? What kind of deal does she make of it?
>>34409277Don't comment and don't laugh, just kiss or say nice things like how much you love her. Use love to distract from the cringe.>>34409280To watch or to play?
>>34409267What happened to the fifth
>>34409279So? What were your thoughts, the second time around?
>>34409277>deletedWhat did he mean by that?
>>34409210I used to think this as well. Before I played “Dark Souls 1” and “Demon souls” I thought this was just rolling and one hit then roll but you could armour up and block everything so I had fun. i didn't like 3 and can't run “Elden Ring”.
>>34409283I do? You better believe the next time I slide closer to her though, it's the same deal.
>>34409291>“Ok now you are just doing it on purpose to piss the other anon off. lol
>>34409289Third time actually. Good film. I like the actors.
MenHow is your gut lining? How is your digestion and your micro biome?
>>34409294I am nta and “” is used for titles.
>>34409296Fucking awful. I almost died from a large bowel obstruction recently.
>>34409298Yeah but not normally.Normally it's just " "
>>34409299Are you serious? Why?
>>34409287:/ please respect my privacy at this difficult moment
>>34409236>Pedro Pascal is ugly as fuck and I'm tired of pretending he's not.Holy BASED trvke detonation
>>34409304No idea what happened; still looking into it. I've always had bad gut health. I had the worst gastrointestinal illness of my life that I thought was just the flu or something, but, no, turned out I was gonna die without intervention.
>>34409293>I do?Ask her directly if she loves you, why she doesn’t want to have sex with you, why she didn’t come to support you, and suggest that she see a family psychologist.
>>34409300The phone does it on it own.
So this is just dust right
>>34409305Rip fifth
>>34409291They're the same bullshit.
>>34409311You were constipated? How did they figure it out?
>>34409314lmao what a funny sentence.
How fucked is it that this hits way too close to home?
>>34409312>Ask her whyHer response to this has been that we are in the "roommate phase" and it's normal and I should not be upset.>Why isn't she coming to support youShe says she can't leave our children for that long (three days) and we don't have childcare. Both sets of parents and a lovely older couple we're friends with have all offered to take them, but she turned them down. >Therapy She is pretty against the idea, but strangely she recently suggested I go.
My biscuit broke and I spilled tea all over myself.How's your morning going?
>>34409315Those are amoebas. You have been colonized like the Congo in 1885.
>>34409334Can you be serious for one second because I need help
Men, have you ever thought you were about to cum during a handjob, only to piss all over your partner?
>>34409323I had fever, vomiting, and extreme weakness to the point where I couldn't walk across a room without laying down. A bright doctor thought to ask when my last dump was.
>>34409333I woke up to a horrible nightmare and feel kind of okay I’m sorry your biscuit broke, what kind was it
>>34409337I literally couldn't piss during a hand job if I wanted to. Arousal shuts off the pee pipes.
>>34409339The good thing about nightmares is that they end.Ladyfinger
>>34409340But have you ever had a dream where you were peeing and woke up cumming?
Man, I really really really want a gf to go hiking and travelling with.
>>34409319Yes they are. Identical levels every time also. Still fun.
>>34409341Not if they are your real life why are you eating lady fingers for breakfast are you rich or something
>>34409330>"roommate phase"sounds like a deterioration to the first stages of a relationship
>>34409346Once I had a piss where I was cumming dreams.
>>34409347It’s too late I’m immobile now
>>34409330Both of you should go>>>34409190>>Be me, male>>Early 30s>>Best shape of my life>>Four great kidsUnless it's another fucking bait, the fuck are you doing on this site?
>>34409349If this your real life then it isn't a nightmare, and you can do something about the horrorsI like ladyfingers with tea and a pack of 14 was like 2 bucks or something. Why is it a rich person thing?
>>34409355You're here forever, right? I first came here at like 15, and I used to post one /adv/ upon occasion. I don't have social media, but I obviously wasn't going to discuss my life's biggest pain point in public even if I did.
>>34409296Not great, I used to abuse painkillers and it fucked up my stomach
>>34409352Maybe I was IRL cumming your dream’s cum and you were IRL pissing my dream’s piss?
>>34408677No it's probably the most silent racism because you don't exactly invade the sundown towns.
>>34409256To transport his soul into the Shadow Realm? I dunno.
>>34409353I'm tall and strong enough to carry you.Putting you in a car to drive somewhrre I could also do.We could also go hiking in places where wheelchairs can be used.
>>34408775Allow what
>>34409347Same. I already have all my things packed and looking for new lease on life. Would literally take a hand and travel forever with the right person. tfw my prince charming will never sweep me off my feet and build a new life with me :/
>>34409367How tall
>>34409353I'll take of you, my wheelchair queen. Anywhere you'd like to go?
>>34409336Ask reddit, unironically.
>>34409349Just picked up fresh cream and the only way to save these stale lady fingers would be tiramisu. Should I do a classic espresso or should I go with something unique like matcha or lemon honey? Open to suggestions
>fiancee has become chronically addicted to weed again to cope with her BPD and depression>it's completely ruining us financially (she's smoking $500 of weed every week) >I'm enabling her because if I don't, I just get constant threats of suicide and fights that last hours>it's just making her depression worse and worse>she refuses to interact with me or talk to me and rages at her family when they try to contact her>it's been 3 weeks of this>I blame myself for enabling her and not being strong enough to set boundaries I'm losing my mind and I'm close to not being able to take this dynamic and the stress anymore. I really don't want to leave someone that clearly needs help but I feel like I'm getting nothing out of this relationship anymore
>>34409351usually comes after you try to rekindle or ressurect a relationship that has been ded kek
>>34409146I need them to not be broken.
Men, if you could cum some other men’s cum, to make him perform longer during sex, who would that be?
>>34409377She is not a child and you are not responsible for her inability to function. If you toe yourself to this person permanently you will regret it every day and you will be 100% responsible for your own misery. A worthwhile relationship does not emotionally blackmail members into participation.
>>34409190>4 kidsBet you're a fifth and she's just not a pedophile like you.
>>34409389Wut?
>>34409362What kind of painkillers
>>34409373190>>34409372I don't think I want to move away from here permanently, but I've done 6 weeks travelling in the past and that is a pretty nice length.
>>34409375I hate them I want you to tell me
>>34409401NSAIDS, the ones that warn you they are bad for your stomach
Should NHL players be require to keep metal grills on their face, to detter other players feom pubching them in the face?
Men would you rather have the power to>Steal someone else’s orgasm when they cum>Or have someone else cum instead of you?
>>34409377Why’d you date a stoner whore
>>34409353>immobileElite ball knowledge
>>34409403Where in Europe are you
guy I'm seeing for a while now recently found out I was with a man of another religion before we dated, during a drinking game.As soon as he heard it his face sunk, his demeanor changed, and he's been giving one word replies to basically everything. Is it ogre? Does this shit really bother men so much?
I would like to thank London for returning and reminding us of her exquisite body.
I miss him. He is the only person on the planet who made my nervous system just completely relax. That sucks that he don’t want me
>>34409428Where's the uncensored version? Asking for myself.
>>34409359It sounds fancy The horrors never cease
>>34409404But obviously nobody here knows, and there you can go to r/isthismoldordust or whatever specific subreddit to get a good answer.
>>34409430>requesting that creeps continue to repost links to a femanon's nudesTruly vile behavior.
>>34409315it's mold
>>34409315It could be mold as well. I've seen it building up like that. What's the surface, is it in your bathroom or something? Typically if it is mold, it's kind of sticky and a simple wipe with a paper towel might not suffice.
>>34409435London? I'm sorry I didn't mean to be creepy like qt. I'm just a big fan of yours
>>34409428God, and you just KNOW they're pink too
