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Previous: >>34449154
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>>34452506
I have a moral duty not to have children
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what's foid favorite food?
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Men, is it possible for you to not blame everything you don't like on women/feminism/the Jews?
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Let's just end it, the world was doing fine before human beings.
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>>34452511
Is it possible for you to shut the fuck up and stop engaging in the most brain-dead off topic baitposting for once in your life
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>>34452517
You sound upset anon.
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>>34452519
You're more annoying than any incel
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>>34452514
Ok, how do you know?
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Why are men like this?
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Airborne plap.
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women, opinion on stubbles?
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>>34452522

>Casual sex is unironically a huge part of why so many women have become politically radicalized. If you ask a random woman why she hates men, 95% chance it boils down to sexual grievance, accumulated from embarrassing experiences. In other words, women are the real incels.

Does /atoga/ agree with this?
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>>34452520
I'm not the one who continuously rages at posts I personally view as bait, but go on.
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Based on advice here I told my gf "suck that dick bitch!" and she fucking did! She gave me a blowjob on the spot!
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>>34452522
Why are women like this?
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>thought I finally found a nice shy girl that fits my personality perfectly
>saw her gross self-harm scars when she took off her sweater
There's always a catch
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>>34452514
The Great Cry is coming to wash away ALL the bad.
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>>34452527
>women are the real incels because they have sex
Lol
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>>34452523
*spraying blue raspberry jolly rancher hand sanitizer between my bewbs*
>.>
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>>34452516
How do you expect to find someone you like if you sell yourself short constantly. You'll grow to resent him and kick yourself in the leg every day for not ending it. If you don't wanna lead him on then don't keep it going, how would you feel if you thought you found someone you liked but they admitted they didn't really like you and just settled because they didn't want to keep looking.
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>>34452536
Women sexual liberation caused many men to become incels so in a way it's their fault
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>>34452528
If you committed suicide I would rejoice
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>>34452532
What did you think shy girls were like? Being shy is an emotional problem.
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>>34452527
Plenty of women in healthy relationships still hate men so no
I think it's mostly a status symbol
In 2026 it's cool for a young woman to hate men
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>>34452506
women, once you get into moids home, what should he do?

What do you want to do at his place? activities? movie? tea and chat at the kitchen table?
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>>34452542
Well shit, guess I better not commit suicide and keep posting in these threads then.
>>34452543
>Men's standards are so easy girls, just be nice and thin!
>Eeeew, this girl I otherwise like has self-harm scars, better dump her!
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If severe autists can find love, so can 4chan

True or false
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>>34452548
Why do you think it's a good idea to date someone who's insanely mentally ill
No more yous after this
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>>34452547
Find outside
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>>34452548
Women care more about women being thin than men do
Except for weirdo slavs for some reason
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>>34452551
I thought men had no standards at all beyond just be nice and not fat? Why are your standards so high?
>>34452553
Projection.
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>>34452548
>>Eeeew, this girl I otherwise like has self-harm scars, better dump her!
No one says this, I'd even help her make more
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>>34452554
You should really find a hobby, anon
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>>34452554
I'm too busy sticking my dick in your ass
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Women, what's your favorite kitchen utensil?
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>>34452555
My post is literally a response to an anon saying that.
>>34452556
Are you the same guy who's telling me you'll rejoice if I kill myself? Why would I do that when you're so easy to piss off?
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Sapphic women, how did you meet your current, or most recent female partner?
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>>34452560
>Are you the same guy who's telling me you'll rejoice if I kill myself?
Nope. Please, stop posting
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Women, why can't you articulate your basic emotional needs better?
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>>34452565
I can post whenever I want. If you want a circlejerk where you can ban whoever you don't like, go be a reddit mod.
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>>34452566
I'd fuck her so hard in that position
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>>34452558
Spoon
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womens how often do you think about cock?
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This thread has AIDS. I’ll come back tomorrow
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>>34452567
You need rape correction
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>>34452566
Moids have hearing problems
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>>34452573
>pretty girls

Remove the makeup and all those 8/10 or 7/10 suddenly become 5/10 at best. Most women are not pretty
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>>34452575
Men really are just overgrown bratty children, aren't they?
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>>34452540
It’s not like I hate him or something he’s perfectly nice
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>>34452578
You would make a good fuckslave for a band of Muslim raiders
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>>34452577
nta
Yeah it's almost like women understand the concept of putting in effort to make themselves look good, unlike men who just want to seethe and cry.
>>34452582
>Proving my point
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>>34452584
They would keep you as their concubine and use you like a toy
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>>34452587
Why do you keep posting exactly the way I expect a man like you to post? You realize the L is on you right?
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>>34452577
Women are made to be pretty and sit around doing nothing. Men are built for utility and aesthetics come second. That's why we're bigger and stronger and out bones are denser. It's a tradeoff.
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>>34452573
Once a week maybe
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>>34452589
They will get your pregnant and you will give birth to their bastard spawn over and over
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>>34452566
You don’t know basic stuff?
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>>34452584
So the looksmaxxers were actually right?
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>>34452580
You don't hate him but you don't like him either, you started out asking how to break it off. You don't wanna do this and that's not a bad thing regardless of what he's like.
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>>34452563
Roomies
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Femanons, thoughts on feminist pornography?
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>>34452599
I’m a little jealous. I’ll never get that experience as a straight guy.
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I still don't understand why lesbians come here
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>>34452527
Family studies are openly biased. Use something else
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>>34452577
Moids average 3's and not because they don't wear makeup.
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>>34452601
I don’t know what that is
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>>34452607
They strap men down and step on them and hit them with whips
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>>34452593
Oh, I get it, you were a victim of bacha bazi as a child. That would explain your obsession with Muslim rape.
>>34452596
No because looksmaxxers take drugs and smash their faces in with hammers, which makes them look awful.
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>>34452599
Did one of you get converted?
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>>34452607
Porn more for the female gaze
So less facials and fake moaning
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I wanna make her feel at peace
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>>34452584
>Yeah it's almost like women understand the concept of putting in effort to make themselves look good, unlike men who just want to seethe and cry.
Makeup just feels like cheating. True effort lies in keeping your body in shape, having naturally good skin from your eating and sleeping habits, that will show the next morning or after taking a shower. Makeup is just catfishing
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Women, why did my sister insist on helping me move but is now trying to get out of it?
I didn’t need her help but planned my move date around her availability after she insisted. I bought her a plane ticket. I’m so annoyed.
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>>34452612
Idk if she got converted, more like open to explore
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>>34452610
>>34452614
Why is that feminist
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>>34452616
If makeup is catfishing, then so is facial hair and shaving.
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>>34452611
They would thrash your pussy and feed you their disgusting food and you would grow to love it
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>>34452615
Same
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>>34452617
Let that be a lesson on how trustworthy women are
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>>34452623
>facial hair and shaving
Should I rip my face off then lmfao
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>>34452610
>>34452622
The first one isn't feminist that's just bondage porn for men
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>>34452610
Women have zero interest in femdom porn
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I can’t wait to be a father and a tax burden to the US government
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Tinder would be so easy if you didnt have to talk to the girl after matching with her
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>>34452626
I love my sister but what the fuck man
She was complaining about “having to help me move” to my mom :|
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>>34452605
Women are just way harsher at rating men than men are at rating women.
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>>34452632
It allows them to live out their fantasies and desires to subjugate men
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>>34452634
Woah, this meme went from funny to BASED at the drop of an HH. You, sir, win the internet for today!
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>>34452640
Female fantasies revolve around getting raped by billionaire vampire minotaurs
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>>34452605
this hits much softer when you realize its a fat loser with sad tits writting it
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>>34452642
This, so much this.
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>>34452643
They also revolve around making men suffer
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>>34452646
>anon doesn’t identify with the monster men
Weak
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>>34452598
Yea
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>>34452648
I never said I identify with any of it, I'm just explaining the female psyche
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>>34452639
No, rich moids like looking homeless too. Lol
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>>34452632
>Women have zero interest in femdom porn

SAD!
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Mothers of atoga, why did you get an epidural? You cursed your sons to a lifetime of inceldom with one dose
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I wanna come up from behind her wrap my arms around her belly and kiss her neck
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Women how do I be less angry
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>>34452655
My mom got an epidural and I’m also a femcel
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>>34452658
Consume estrogen
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>>34452655
>If women don't want to suffer through the pain of birth, they're ruining their future sons (daughters don't matter of course) lives
These are the same men who think women only dislike men due to propaganda.
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>>34452650
Yeah what
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>>34452657
Stop talking about her
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>>34452653
Malesubs are pathetic and should be put down
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>>34452662
That is not ideal or sustainable. I also doubt that would work at all
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>>34452665
Why should I
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Why can't women just be like single for a couple months while we get to know each other? Jeez.
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>>34452603
They're not real lesbians.
Lesbian to them means "I am childless and husbandless in my 30s, I will now only date females to get back at those evil men for not marrying me"
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>>34452664
You’re right
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Bought some milk chocolate with banana caramel filling, so good.
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>>34452603
How many actual lesbians post here? Seems like all the ones in a relationship with a man are in a throuple with a guy too
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>>34452674
That sounds bussin
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>>34452644
Lmao, notit posting
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>>34452673
Just don't hurt yourself more than you already have with this
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>>34452658
Exercise and have sex regularly
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>>34452681
I've got the first one I guess
Nobody I know in real life wants to hear it and it's making me feel like some idiot who doesn't actually matter to anybody he knows
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>>34452679
im a man
big tits while being fat dont count anyways. its not like they're visually appealing.
its like a big butt when you're fat, its not attractive just because its bigger than a tight fit butt, its disgusting
I'd rather have a flat as a board girl that is fit over a fat bitch with ''big'' tits and ass
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What sound do you think the ground makes when bv walks, from how far away can you hear her approach
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>>34452687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PA-z2sawZ0
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>>34452683
Whatever you want, pedoshitter.
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Wish I could have sex, but alas...
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>>34452658
Sing
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>>34452700
Nta but signing makes me angry because I have a shit voice lol
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>>34452700
Thank you. I'll do that
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https://www.bustle.com/p/the-size-of-hookup-culture-is-being-greatly-overestimated-report-finds-its-having-some-damaging-effects-61050
State gender
Thoughts
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This tranny has really good taste in music. I can't catch feelings fuck fuck fuck fck fuck
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>>34452708
Really nigga
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I'm a 6'1ft tall man and I become incredibly angry whenever I encounter a woman that is taller than me, do any other guys feel the same way
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>>34452705
M
I think there's a problem with media and it's that the experience with young people from Brooklyn is completely oversaturated in media, both social and tv
I've ever known of one guy who was having commitment-free sex even in college
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>>34452719
Yes but I'm 5'4"
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>>34452506
How many women have universal empathy? I tried dating, but I can't stand it when a girl who claims to be nice starts acting incredibly bitchy to people down on their luck.
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>>34452705
Yeah after the dating app murderers the younger population really doesn't use them without going out in triplicate to a place with security cameras that will pull tapes.
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>>34452719
Nope. I’m 5’11”
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>>34452719
the opposite, I dont see women under 5'11 as human
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>>34452724
>universal empathy
That's fucking stupid and a recipe for getting used like a tool
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>>34452558
Whisk
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This is going to sound like the biggest cope on Earth, but I think the condoms I've been using all my life are too small. I was fucking around with a fleshlight for a bit after I got it today and got to the point of orgasm, then stopped. Then I thought to myself: "I wonder how different the sensation will be different with a condom on". So I calmed myself nervous system down a bit and rubbered up. Then I came in the condom... The rubber was putting more pressure on my cock than the fucking fleshlight.
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>>34452719
Stay mad, bruh.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qYUeDdo0pBs
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Gender

How do strangers treat you? Describe differences you notice in sex, age, race etc too if possible
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>>34452719
No I get incredibly horny
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>>34452661
Hey
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>>34452729
I fucking hate those things
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>>34452719
Yes, but I live in a third world shithole where the average height for women is borderline midget-tier and I'm (relatively) tall so it rarely happens.
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>>34452719
I'm a 5'7" man and I only get angry at myself.
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Femanons, how do I convince a women to drink my pee from the tap (my penis)
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>>34452730
I've only worn a condom three times but suspect I had the same experience every time. The regular size is uncomfortably tight.
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>>34452730
Women how would you feel if you put the condom on him and he came without even fucking you
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Would femanons date a guy who never grew out of wanting to ride the baggage claim carousel at the airport?
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I would do literally anything for my future wife and children except do household chores because that shit's gay.
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>>34452743
>>34452744
I hate condoms, I always go soft while I'm trying to put it on, so I have to jack off to stay hard but then I end up coming in the process or cumming almost immediantly when putting it in
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No attractive woman wants to be with me. I’m an idiot for trying to be genuine on dating apps because it only attracts uggos apparently. 12 matches in a week, 2 conversations, 1 who was at least a 6/10 and it ended up going nowhere after 8 messages anyways. I’ve had a handful of very attractive women cold approach me irl but I get nothing on dating apps lmao. Fuck this stupid fucking earth
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>>34452738
But they whisk better than any other thing
Being without a whisk when you need one fucking sucks. I'm not going to try and make whipped cream with a fork that's ridiculous.
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>>34452752
I didn't read his whole post and don't have the same exact problem as either of you guys.
The shit is just too tight, and I hate being deprived of just feeling what I should be feeling.
I doubt I'll ever wear one again, but now I'm curious about sizes. Guess I'll go look at them.
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>>34452754
Yeah idk I'm no Gordon Ramsay all my food is simple. They're an extra thing in the sink and a bitch to clean and for what I need it's more trouble than it's worth.
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>>34452527
>Does /atoga/ agree with this?
No, and your graph doesn't mean what you think it means.

>>34452566
>Women, why can't you articulate your basic emotional needs better?
You missed the point there, bud. On purpose, I expect.

>>34452658
>how do I be less angry
Box breathing?

>>34452730
Well, they do make them in different sizes. Why not experiment?
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Women would you want to do makeup/nailcare on your man?
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>>34452719
NO. I'm 5'11 and when i see a tall woman I just think "wow she's tall" then move on with my life
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Femoids. What would you do if you were to turn into a man for a whole day
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Women, when have YOU been irritated by someone being taller than you?
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Are there any tall foids in the chat?
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>>34452779
Only femlets post here.
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>>34452779
One but she's wider than she is tall.
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I bought a new electric toothbrush, my philips one broke, so now I'm switching to oralB, the rotating ones are better anyway.
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What do you think about married couples who have their own room?
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>>34452790
I think they'd be better off with a whole house.
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>>34452790
Kinda weird, but it's what works best for some people.
My grandparents have always had separate bedrooms, and they've been happily married for over 55 years.
My grandmother grew up in a severely abusive home and just appreciates being able to have her own bedroom as an adult.
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>>34452680
Eh I’ll be fine
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>>34452782
Dayum
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Foids all i know is you better fucking hope society never collapses.
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>>34452815
As opposed to moids who would all be fine, I guess?
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>>34452819
We'll make moid tribes and capture you as war brides
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>>34452794
>>34452790

Honestly I think having separate rooms would save a lot of marriages. People need their privacy.
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>>34452823
I think this is an autism thing. I sleep way better with my gf.
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>>34452732
F
Depends on how I'm dressed.
How I'm treated in winter is different than how I'm treated in summer. And when I'm wearing a midi skirt. I feel like I get simultaneously the most respect and am the most sexualized wearing an age appropriate length vintage style skirt.
And time of day. It's surprising how many men are wary of me at night like they think someone who weighs 120 pounds is going to attempt to mug them. I usually wear bulky clothes and men's pants if I'm out at night so they might think I'm a teenager in which case I do understand the trepidation lol.
Most people ignore me which is good. Boomers of both genders are the ones who make themselves a problem most often. Women with nasty looks and men with getting in my personal space and saying I look like audrey hepburn.
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>>34452821
>We'll make moid tribes and capture you as war brides
You might capture me, but I'm killing 12+1 of you in the process.
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>>34452748
Yeah
>>34452763
I don't. But if he wanted me to I would want to if that makes sense.
>>34452769
Helicopter my penis
>>34452775
I don't think this has ever happened?
>>34452815
I'll just kms it'd be fine
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>>34452823
It's not even about privacy it's about sleep
Especially if you work different shifts
I would be cool with not sleeping together every single night
He has a hard time falling asleep and that keeps me up, we both steal the blanket, and he needs a ton of space because his shoulders are fucked up so it's not like we can cuddle anyway. And I'm probably annoying with all the throat clearing.
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Men,

What was the psychological effect of your granny, your nanny, and your aunties gooning your penis when you were a child?
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>>34452815
Might be exciting
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>>34452796
The stuff you said does seem a little concerning tho you have to admit
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My college started offering a major in Human Rights and Social Justice. Is there a way that anyone who ever gets a degree in that can be permanently blacklisted from ever having a job?
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>>34452835
it made me ubermensch
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Women thoughts on men who play sports videos games
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How can i get a fat woman to like me? I think im too chopped tho. Not sure
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>>34452748
I’ve done this, didn’t get far
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>>34452840
Somehow even lamer than swords video games
Dad vibes
Sorry
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>>34452840
Those boys are nostalgically remembering how their gym coach used to fist them up the ass and jerk them off when they were in school. It was all very classical, very Greek.
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>>34452844
I usually associate them with Brazilians
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>>34452838
I'm woke but we should still use the word "faggot" for people like you.
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Very sad day for you
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>>34452732
M
Men my age call me bro, and men and women older or younger than me call me sir. Women my age or slightly older sometimes call me honey.
People my age or older are more likely to make small talk with me.
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>>34452847
You two should fuck. Enemies to lovers.
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>>34452846
I don't think I know any Brazilians.
I'm just think about my dad playing madden on ps2. That's my only exposure to sports games.
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>>34452849
More often than not
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>>34452849
Bad night for you, very good night for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP5In5KBg_o
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Could you tolerate an autism girlie?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Z1dmKIjKBc0
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>>34452842
Unironically be a good cook and have a job
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>>34452852
Funny. I always associate them with dudebros since they were who I saw playing them in the 2000s.
My stepbrother broke every Dualshock 2 I owned baby raging against the CPU in PES and FIFA.
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>>34452855
Autism must be cured.
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>>34452855
I don't like her facial expressions
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>>34452855
yeah
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>>34452857
>Unironically be a good cook
You mean, like, cooking meth and crack?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q3hLCyCZqM
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>>34452855
I may or may not have been for most of my life already. She reminds me of my sister.
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>>34452858
>dudebro
So yeah my dad lol
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>>34452862
Yes. That's one way to establish dependency.
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I wish I had a sister
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>>34452864
I'm never going to get used to this lol
People stopped being born in 2000, and the people born then are still teenagers. That's just how things are supposed to be
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>>34452863
My sister has autism. That's why I once woke up to find her rubbing hot sauce on the head my penis while I was in bed. I told my parents and they told me that was just her acting weird because of her Asperger's.
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>>34452869
what's her @?
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>>34452863
My sister thinks she has autism but I don't think she does.
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>>34452873
Classic sister shit.
Mine got an ADHD diagnosis as an adult. She's got a peculiar set of social skills and the food texture thing.
She could probably get a diagnosis if she wanted one, but I doubt it would make her life any easier.
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>>34452530
Lack of maturity and critical thinking.
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>>34452840
Dumb.
Play sports. Or play video games. Unless it's car soccer [Roʊket Lēague] or Back Yard Baseball (1997) [Have you heard they're remaking it?]
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>>34452877
She's always had a lot of social anxiety, but I just don't think she's autistic.
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>>34452866
Can we b sistahs?
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What motivates a person to share their deranged sexual fantasies in an inappropriate place?
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>>34452884
I'm male
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>>34452887
Autism
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>>34452868
???
My dad was 30 in the year 2000. And bartended at a college bar. He was in a frat the first time he went to college(flunked out, smoked too much weed and didn't do any work), had a special pair of jeans for going out drinking to pick up women.
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>>34452888
Can you b my brœther?
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>>34452894
If you were my family member I'd honor kill myself
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>>34452898
Ok, continue to not have siblings.
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>>34452893
Your dad was mentally retarded in the year 2000? Wow, what a surprise. Not.
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>>34452893
Oh, wow. I didn't realize dudebros came that old
My condolences
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>>34452511
Yeah, but a lot of the things I don't like are, in fact, the fault of the latter two (although the middle, especially after the first wave, is largely a product of the last).

>>34452527
Disagree. Promiscuity and broken relationships are (demonstrably) related to leftism, but I think atomization of society and the rise of social media as a surrogate 'community' are the main drivers for the current massive leftward shift of women. Those drivers might also encourage, at least by association, shitty relationships, but only among women who already subscribed to the ideological trend in some way.

>>34452604
They link to national datasets. You might disagree with their agenda, but the data isn't just cooked up in-house, so it's very lazy to dismiss it out of hand.
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>>34452901
Yes. I am listing his dudebro traits to illustrate that. Did you miss the point of the conversation completely or butt in without context?
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There is semen drying between your toes. Isn't there?
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>>34452902
His mom died when he was like 24 dude was going through something
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Hey moids, I'm gonna bread chicken with apple sauce. What are you up to?
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>>34452900
I do have siblings
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>>34452912
Ok, continue to be an asshat.
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>>34452913
Not everyone who dislikes you is an asshat. Npd is insane
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>>34452914
To your siblings
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Women. Why do you get the ick when a man shows interest in living in a small town in the middle of nowhere?
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In gonna train real hard to get lean and see if that gets me better results on dating apps. If it actually gives me easy sex with women I'll report back. Give it at least 6 months. That's my estimate for seeing results.
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>>34452705
Male
Obviously, the incels who unironically think women are hooking up constantly as soon as they hit puberty have no relation to reality, but the issue isn't mainly one of degree, but rather one of basic relational patterns.
Whether people prefer "serious" (dating isn't commitment, by design) relationships or not is beside the point if they've hooked up before, see no real reason not to other than a weak preference, and/or think that sex three dates in is "normal" and totally different from a hookup. I think "hookup culture", as a concept, is mostly a mental crutch for the above kinds of promiscuous people to tell themselves that, whatever their own behavior, at least they're not like THAT.
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>>34452916
You have zero information about my relationship with my siblings
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>>34452917
You've been talking to the wrong women. That's the goal.
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>>34452610
Literally the opposite. Tons of feminists have rape fetishes. They're deranged.
>>34452643
This,l
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>>34452921
You want a sister on 4chan.
Do you have an incest fetish? Why would you post that here if you're not an asshat?
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>>34452921
Will you stop responding to her I hate it when she's in this mood and you're just going to make her more annoying.
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>>34452925
Quite the leap in logic to make. Do you have something you want to tell us
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>>34452926
>in this mood
Her usual?
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>>34452929
No this is special quirk chungus mode she's being extra cringe
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What a humongous chungus
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>>34452927
Would you like to explain your post?
>>34452866
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>>34452933
Saying this to a newborn baby at the hospital before I backflip out of the window
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You will suffer
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Gender
What would you do if your only choice of getting with the person of your dreams was to harass them or someone else would inevitebly harass them too and get with them instead if you didn't?
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>>34452937
M
Harass them
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>>34452937
Why did u choose that pic now I feel bad
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>>34452934
I only had brothers
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Realized I need to take a break from /a/ when my friend was talking about her younger sister being exceptionally bratty lately and having to stop myself from asking if she's a brat in need of correction. Didn't help she was talking about "HOW PRETTY SHE'S BECOME" moments before. She's out checking colleges with her dad right now.
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My brother's wife has given up on driving a car, she used to drive but never got her full licence. He works from home a lot and she can't do the shopping without him even though she's not working. Should he expect more from his wife?
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>>34452937
I would never be aware of this. How am I supposed to be aware of this?
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>>34452937
F
The question doesn't make sense to me. The person of my dreams wants me.
If I have to harass them into it then they don't want me, the other person can have them.
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>>34452947
She should be his house slave
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Women would you date a guy who yells at you BUT he's insanely hot
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>>34452937
Probably harass them then. But I wouldn't have a way of knowing that. Plus I'm told my regular way of personality is already annoying.
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>>34452952
It's been suggested that he doesn't want her being able to go out without him, but I hope that's not true because that'd be weird as hell.
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>>34452947
She should also work from home and then they can pay like $10 extra to get the groceries delivered. Problem solved.
It really sucks that everyone is expected to be able to drive and if you can't you're just fucked in a lot of cases. A lot of people who are driving really really shouldn't be.
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>>34452955
No. I'll become deaf and then he might start hitting if I can't hear him.
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>>34452947
>Should he expect more from his wife?
I would.
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>>34452955
No
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>>34452937
M
If I have to harass them to like me then they're clearly not the person of my dreams
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I wanna kiss her belly and rest my head on it
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>>34452937
M

Approaching women is akin to risking harassing someone because they might already have a bf or might not be attracted to you. So yes it's worth doing, but obviously if it's clear your presence is unwanted you should back off. Hope I interpreted your question correctly.
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>>34452937
Female. No thanks, I am going to be aggressively nice instead.
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Need sickly Irish waif baker wife
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1kvJM6h6Qk0
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>>34452970
That's gay
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>>34452967
Self destruct sequence in 5, 4, 3…
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>>34452970
That's nice.
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>>34452971
have you tried the recipe before reposting it?
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>>34452975
No
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>>34452971
You want to experiment with new cultures in your treats? Not an Irish baker but I can ask our staff baker who did study there.
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>>34452948
>>34452951
>>34452964
That is literally what approaching someone you like is. If you don't do it someone else might.
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Women do you really think like this?
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>>34452975
No, maybe I'll make it since you need basically nothing.
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I can't get my goth ex from my mind, she was 5'2, had black hair, tattoos, navel piercings, facial piercings. Fuuuuark I get so jealous even thinking about her right now, I want to fuck her so bad

Girls will never get these feels
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Don’t really care if I lose my job anymore. Have no human connection so there really isn’t any point. I’m unhappy working and I’m unhappy lonely
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>>34452978
Cold approaching is harassment, and that's why I don't cold approach.

This is why God invented the warm approach.
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>>34452979
NAG but I wouldn't hang around someone who broke shit when they got upset.
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>>34452979
I should break glass tables
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>>34452982
What's your job
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>>34452978
that's why you just get to know someone first before asking them out. Asking for contact info after a good conversation isn't crazy. Though you have to shoot your shot immediately sometimes if it's a limited occasion like a wedding or a happenstance meeting.

or follow what I said in >>34452968
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>>34452979
Now both us have a hospital bill.
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Need hair advice. Should I get dreads, get my hair braided or just cut my hair short? I'm sort of rocking a mini afro at the moment.
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I wanna pick her up and spin her around
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am a foid and my beloved discarded me a few days ago. he said we can't do a relationship anymore but maybe when he's somewhere different in life. he's never coming back is he? would you leave a girl you love to focus on your life if things got hard?
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>>34452995
I hope you're not wiggermaxxing
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>>34452982
You'll be unhappy with no money too.
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Why do youths stab so many people in the us metro system? I've seen at least 5 videos today.
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>>34452997
>would you leave a girl you love to focus on your life if things got hard?
No, I'd want her in my life if I loved her.
Don't count on that guy. Maybe he means what he says, but he's a selfish man either way.
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>>34452837
What was concerning about that
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>>34452997
You were warned.
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>>34452979
I've heard when a woman witnesses a dude beat their bfs/husbands they tend to fantasize about being raped by them too
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>>34452997
Lol noob
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>>34452995
Please find an appropriate picture of coffee that matches your skin tone
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It's because of my penis.
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When should I talk with the girl I went on a first date last Sunday? We agreed on seeing each other again some day. Should I ask her tomorrow?
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>>34453011
yeah
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Anons what are you going to do with Earth chan tomorrow? It’s going to rain a little bit in the morning.
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>>34452995
do you have an upcoming job interview? If so, just cut it short.

t. needs to trim his fro soon
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A black anon and a black femanon itt. The stars have aligned, the prophecy foretold.
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>>34453003
thank you
>>34453005
>>34453007
i dont understand these things i retarded thats why im here pls be nice
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>>34453010
That you keep making dumb decisions? Yeah, probably.
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>>34453013
I will probably donate a small amount of money to a charity and then go on with my life of being a net drain on the world.
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Every hair on my head has been raped and defiled by a man's penis.
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>>34452995
Short will probably look best, assuming you're a man. I'd say that or braids.
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>>34452979
That's a tranny
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>>34453021
Keep your greasy hair off my penis, please and thank you.
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Why are pedophiles so into feet
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>>34453026
They are?
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>>34452997

>would you leave a girl you love to focus on your life if things got hard?
No. I'd want her by my side.

Even if the guy meant what he said it's a real selfish thing to do and I wouldn't put my life on pause for someone who might never return.
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>>34452988
R&D, I have a masters in math. Mostly doing AI currently. I hate it because my boss is a retard who thinks it can solve every problem
>>34453001
I’ll be happy knowing I’m not surrounded by monkeys that succumb to hype cycles. I have $110k, I’m 26 and I live with my family. I’d rather focus on entrepreneurial pursuits than work with literal retards
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>>34453018
>thank you
You're welcome.
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>>34452978
If you can't see a difference between a guy asking for my number after we've hung out together at a party we were invited to by a mutual friend and a guy immediately asking for my number after walking up to me in the grocery store that's a you problem.
The difference between harassment and not harassment is having the social skills to tell when someone wants you to fuck off lol.
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Women what would you like to see in your boyfriend's room?
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>>34453036
A better guy than him.
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>>34453034
And how did you start to hang out? One of you approached the other.
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>>34453029
Pedi means feet. Like a pedicure.

So what is a pedophile? Someone who loves feet.
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>>34453036
Windows would be good
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>>34453040
That would be a pediphile or a podophile, would it not?
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Women thoughts on him throwing his head back and grunting when he nuts
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>>34453038
>one of you approached the other
Have you ever been to a party? People stand around and talk and you jump in.
If he walks up to me and introduces himself that's an automatic deduction. Conversation first, THEN see if I care what your name is.
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>>34453036
One million dollars
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Women thoughts on him throwing his nuts back and heading when he grunts
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>>34453013
Earth will be raped
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>>34453004
The fact that you almost talked yourself out of doing it multiple times for one
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>>34453043
What is he gay, he should be curling inward towards me
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>>34453051
What if you're on top
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Why does a group of /atoga/ users sometimes stand on my lawn at night with their trousers down, staring directly into my bedroom window and masturbating?
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>>34453042
Im pretty sure podophile is actually the term for foot fetish
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>>34453050
I’m not talking myself out of doing it I’m trying to explain why it doesn’t feel right
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what did you think of the justin bieber coachella performance?
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>>34453053
You probably can't tell in the dark, but we're actually just stroking cans of pringles.
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>>34453054
Whatever you say, podo
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>>34453044
Nta
Been to a couple parties by myself. At most I get to chat a little bit and then everyone returns to their friends circle
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>>34453052
Got me there
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>>34453060
Mine is often confused with one yeah
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>>34453036
Fish tank plz.
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>>34453064
So in that case?
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Is your typical way of dealing with a conflict involving a power imbalance (like a workplace conflict, a conflict with a university professor teaching your class) to pretend like nothing is wrong and hope for the best? Is it to try to clear the air? Or is it to try to advocate for yourself using whatever other personnel or resources are available?
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>>34453070
No still gay
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>>34453063
>Been to a couple parties by myself.
That's a good way to get roofied, raped, or otherwise taken advantage of. How can you be that lacking in self protective instinct?
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>>34453073
I pray in my head that the person explodes and dies
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>>34453041
>Windows would be good
Sorry, I'm a Mac user.
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Women would you date a man who opened a new tab to come ask a specific question on atoga, but completely forgot what he wanted to ask?
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>>34453057
Yeah your thought process is really ambiguous and unpredictable. You swing one way and then the other, really the only thing I can be sure of is the instability and I have no idea if anything I said got through and I'm just wasting my words.
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>>34453085
>He will remember eventually
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>>34453087
I already said I’m going to do it
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>>34453059
the only time i ever wanted to go to coachella
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>>34453059
Whatd he do
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Feeling so tired, only been able to read 50 pages per day of my library books.
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>>34453059
He was nice to billie. Dat was good.
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>>34453076
Im a man.
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>>34453090
Yeah I know you said that but I don't know if that's what you'll do in the moment. I just get the feeling you'll pick the path of least resistance.
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I'm one of a kind. I'm designer!
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Moids, could you resist?
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>>34453096
That doesn't matter.
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>>34453093
Masturbated on stage by rubbing feces on his dick and then smearing it on the faces of adoring audience members. It was all very GG Allin.
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>>34453100
Yeah, sydney sweeney is kinda gross. Only woman (japan) can make me simp
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>>34453106
What if it was "Japan woman"
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I knew a lady who died by eating a pufferfish. Girls, would you eat a poisonous fish that will kill you if the chef screws it up?
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Would women rub my shoulders while I suffer the ignominy of speaking to a customer service representative on the phone
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>>34453112
I saw that episode of The Simpsons.
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>>34453101
I mean it's statisticlly rare but I could still be taken advantage by some guy I guess. But going to parties by myself wasn't dangerous. Never went to weird or trashy ones though. Only thing that hurts is when I'm by myself for an hour or two.
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>>34453100
>random hollywood whore
Pass
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>>34453122
I'd take advantage of you
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Women. I've been talking with this cute girl for a while. I asked her for a drawing she made (she's an artist) as a file and she gave it to me. She's very happy that I like her art. Would it be weird if I asked for her steam user and gifted her a cheap game with an art style she'll like? She plays games obviously.
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Should I send this to him? Im shy but idk how to convey this without schizoposting @ him
vvv
"we will not criticize eroticism for being immoral, or immodest, or corrupting to children, etc. We leave that to other people. What we will criticize 'modern' eroticism for is its lack of genuine sensuality, a sensuality which implies beauty or charm, passion or modesty, power over the object of desire, and fulfillment. With 'modern' eroticism we step outside of the everyday, without actually leaving it: it shocks, it seems
brutal, and yet this effect is superficial, pure appearance, leading us back towards the secret
of the everyday - dissatisfaction."
I read this and I thought of you. When we fuck I dont want it to be melodrama nor spectacle. I dont want pleasure and pain to intersect in chains and whips and transgress for transgressions sake; I dont want antiquity or shame either. I want to make love to your intuitions and whims and desires, I want, if only for ten minutes, our rhythms to collide in a flawless bliss. I want you to let me in completely to all your vulnerabilities and soft spots. I want to bite you, bruised peach.
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>>34453138
Gay
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>>34453110
whats the difference?
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>>34453122
If you are not worried about homosexual behaviors against you, either you are a homosexual. Or you are letting your guard down. And you will be homosexually abused!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k4pMTsa1Kw
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Cut. Snip. Cut.
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Deibido-san... totemo kawaii desu ne
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>>34453142
Im mostly straight...
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>>34453150
2 nukes wasn't enough
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>>34453148
What are you, a mohel?
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>>34453153
David probably lives in Manila bro
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>>34453150
Is the person in that text message asking someone to examine their genitalia?
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>>34453156
David isn't the guy I have a problem with
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>>34453155
No, I am a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Sharp is the steel of my blade.
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Women would you date a guy who smokes hella weed
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I don't like communism
Is that a dealbreaker for modern women?
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>>34453165
define communism
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>>34453100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un4p-6lzIpI
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>>34453135
Not weird, but dont edate.
>>34453036
Him. I want to see him.
>>34452979
No.
>>34452955
I have the inverse of this and he loves every second of it.
>>34452917
Please. please. please. please. please.
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>>34453168
Everyone gets free shit and works as a travelling circus stripper
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>>34453001
I'm black
>>34453009
Dark brown. Could be darker or lighter depending on the lighting.
>>34453015
No job interview, but I haven't had a haircut in over a year.
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>>34453171
>Not weird, but dont edate
The idea is to meet her in person eventually though. Or should I go for that first?
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>>34453157
Yes, David from Expedia is painstakingly analyzing my meat
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>>34453099
underrated song, underrated album
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>>34453171
You're calm but really ugly?
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>>34453174
Thats the idea with all e-dating. No. Dont do it.
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I bet femanons support d4vid
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>>34453119
ye
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>>34453177
Funny how everyone says it's so underrated isn't it
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Women, would you date a man who killed himself because of a woman?
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>>34453179
What? I'm planning on asking her out . Why wouldn't I do that?
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Dang it left something in a pocket again when I put my clothes in the washer. I think I got it all out now so it won’t make a mess in the dryer
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>>34453178
I meant opposite. Its been a long day. No need to be purposely obtuse.
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>>34453165
I despise all leftists and think they should be physically removed from civilization. I need a girl who likes anarcho-capitalism of the Hoppean tradition.
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>>34453172
yeah idk that sounds kinda based to me
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>>34453184
yes, go big or go home
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>>34453190
She'll be Hoppean on a richer guy's dick the second you turn your back.
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>>34453182
Thanks, aesthetic momposter
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>>34453185
Oh my god you asked for advice and Im giving you advice. If you want permission to do something dumb just say so.
>>34453190
>unironic anarcho-capitalist
LMAOOO cuck
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>>34453190
>anarcho-capitalism of the Hoppean tradition
what would that be like?
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>>34453196
I mean I met this girl on okcupid.
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>>34453200
The splish splash situation is so crazy
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>>34453200
Cool boobs
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>>34453200
poke dih out of the soap
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>>34453201
???so whats the problem??? Ofc thats not weird then
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>>34453196
I don't like having my money stolen from me and given to evil people.
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>>34453202
this honestly
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>>34453199
Everything should be privately owned, including means of security and arbitration which currently police and courts have a monopoly on, and people should form communities with others who share their values, membership in these communities should be contractually based, and people who violate the terms of the contract should be forced to leave.
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>>34453208
Contracts are unenforceable without an overarching rule of law.
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>>34453208
yeah I can fuck with that
>>34453195
no problemo
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>Me when femanon
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The problem with politics and ideology is that everyone's fucking stupid
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>>34453215
I wish women cared about men and boys this much
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>>34453207
Poast moar
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>>34453218
sociery.
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>>34453217
whats a non stupid ideology?
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>>34453223
Being excellent to each other
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Women, if you found out that you don't fit your partner's physical preferences, how would you feel? Hurt that you're not his ideal? Relieved that he likes you in spite of that? Something else?
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>>34453221
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>>34453223
Killing people for no reason
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>>34453220
I'm not the splish splash anon
>>34453226
sounds nice in theory but it kind of falls apart if not everyone is in on it and humans seem to rarely be all in on it simultaneously
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>>34453227
I’ve noticed my current partner loved the way my body has changed
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>>34453200
Computer
Enhance
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>>34453227
like we obviously weren't meant to be
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>>34453210
Churches have rules about who can join the church, and they kick people out for failing to live up to those rules. Just take that and apply it further.
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>>34453230
seems wasteful
honestly, killing people sounds like so much effort, no wonder people chose complacency instead
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>>34453097
lol I’ve done it before
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Would you rather get robbed with a weapon or pick-pocketed?
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>>34453239
Why are you following me
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>>34453239
pick-pocketed
I can respect the skill
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>>34453237
Not that hard most people aren't worth the ground they shit on anyway
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>>34453119
Mhm
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>>34453180
No, he ulgeh and rap mostly sucks.
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My neighbor asked my roommate if she could use the planters in Our yard that We pay for and my roommate said "yea! Wait you'll have to ask my roommate actually" And apparently the neighbor told her to ask me and have me go to her and tell her. First of all fuck you second of all is she going to dig up my garden because I don't explicitly tell her she can't touch it??
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>>34453245
nah, imagine right now in this moment you had to get up and go kill someone, not just thinking about it but actually gather all the stuff you'd need, go there, generate the needed situation to go through with it, go through with it and then also deal with the whole aftermath
how much effort would it take for you to go from right now to returning back to the cozy and comfy chill state you are in right now and would that really be worth it?
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>>34453248
Are you German
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>>34453200
I wanna tongue bathe >him.
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>>34453248
this is why you're single
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>>34453250
No
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>>34453247
>rap mostly sucks
nta but its so funny to me that you saw a black man and assumed he's a rapper. He sings tiktok sadboy music lol
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>>34453215
Could...
Would...
Should?
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>>34453249
So the other guy gets to talk about some fantastical imaginary anarcho whatever the hell hunter gatherer caveman society but I have to be bound by our current laws and situation
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>>34453180
That guy didn't exist before this thread. You people are just making up C list celebrities at this point you can't fool me
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>>34453252
How
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>>34453255
BV is a shotacon?
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>>34453248
Since when did you have roommates
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>>34453254
>He sings tiktok sadboy music lol
That's somehow even worse for a black guy to do before murdering a teenage girl.
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State gender and state how you would react if your date told you that he or she is an anarcho-syndicalist.
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>>34453256
the hell are you talking about
I'm asking you personally to consider how much effort it is for someone to actually go and kill someone and you'll immediately understand why things can stay the way they are and why people are complacent
all you have to do to make people ok with enduring bullshit is make them too exhausted to change anything because doing something about something takes extra effort that requires extra energy, so keeping your slaves drained and stressed at all times is the most effective shackles of them all
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>>34453265
M
I'd be like lol ok but I wouldn't go for a second date
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>>34453265
That's bretty basado.
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>>34453258
If you've been on shorts/reels/tiktoks in the last 4-5 years, i guarantee you've hear this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS9iPrQaeco

>>34453263
true
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>>34453259
being a joyless and greedy little bitch
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>>34453265
f
I'd be like ok, whats that
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>>34453271
I’m not giving up my yard to some unemployed Jew
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>>34453265
Sounds based to me
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husband that wears shirts with a ridiculous amount of buttons and uses loose leaf tea
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>>34453270
>If you've been on shorts/reels/tiktoks in the last 4-5 years, i guarantee you've hear this song
I haven't. I don't have an instagram or a tiktok account.
I was still expecting to have heard this, but I haven't.

Wow, I did it. I'm finally out of the loop
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>>34453265
F
Gaaayyy and probably a furry
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>>34453274
this is why you're single
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>>34453277
what is this, the Manifesting Eclectic Types of Guys thread
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>>34453280
Yes this is why you are so smart
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>>34453267
Or we can just straight up kill people people are pretty killable and people are pretty good at killing people generally
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>>34453268
>>34453279
Correct answer!
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So I'm just supposed to let her dig my shit up, I'm confused. I don't want to interact with a neighbor at all let alone about some dumb shit that was clear when the lease was signed
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>>34453281
correct
husband that opens gifts carefully and folds the wrapping paper to reuse
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>>34453285
We should date
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>>34453277
Sorry, I wear a reasonable amount of buttons and only occasionally drink loose leaf (usually I drink pyramid bags).
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>>34453284
ok, if it's so easy and people are so good at it, why aren't you doing it?
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>>34453285
Can I retake the test
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>>34453238
We'll see I'll hope for you.
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>>34453291
>>34453294
Trouble in paradise
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>>34453292
that won't cut it, but it's better than no buttons and no tea
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>>34453298
I don't live in paradise
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>>34453289
Oh shit I didn't know we could do that here. I'll have to think up some wives
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>>34453298
>>34453300
You will once you're with me hehe
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>>34453288
imagine being this anon unironically
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>>34453277
Husband that doesn't scare when I crawl on all fours at him really fast up the stairs.
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>>34453306
He probably heard the sound and thought the stairs were collapsing
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>>34453304
You're annoying
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>>34453301
yes we can, give it a try!
husband that has long hair and grows asparagus
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>>34453302
I don't know you
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femanon, say something nice to me or else... or else im gonna.. im gonna...
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>>34453309
*your
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wife that excitedly leads me by the hand to places
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Girls
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No buttons on my sweater my chest is plain
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>>34453314
nice music taste you got there
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>>34453312
But you wanna
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>>34453317
Me and my oldest friend seem to break into this at least once every time we hang out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gRZrMcOKIc
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>>34453323
That depends. Do you glow? In the dark?
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>>34453320
Thanks, would you like me to share some music?
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>>34453316
cute
>>34453318
also nice

husband that cooks saffron risotto and fixes the fence
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>>34453314
Something nice :)
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>>34453326
ye, sock your ear loot to me
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Another day almost over and no sex...
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>>34453326
I bet that guy loooooves Yoko Ono.
>she's actually good bro
No, she is not, bro. She sucks bro. You suck bro.
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>>34453324
https://youtu.be/a3svaP6ZrtE
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>>34453325
No but your smile does
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He doesn't even like holding my hand. Bye bro
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>>34453331
you can always call your grandpa
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I think my 6 yo son is a terrifyingly intelligent psychopath.

>sees me lifting at 5, asks me for a set of weights. I get him a set of dumbbells. He uses them every day doing a 4x12 full body routine
>doesn’t call me dad, calls me father
>pretends he can’t read (I fucking know he can). Would overhear my work conversations because I WFH a few days a week and would casually make comments like “in my opinion, that decision would be an act of hubris, father” or “consider your audience, know what they want and you have them”
>never taught him to fight but he’s laying out kids at school like he’s been doing MMA for years
>I work in STEM and he can look at drawings and know exactly what’s going on

His mom isn’t worried about it but fuck how do I keep this kid from murdering people or turning into a super villain.
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husband that swims in the river and plays the bag pipe
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>>34453333
>I like your "fendi fendi, prada" song
lol hahaha
me too dude
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>>34453334
Smooth. Maybe we will meet again, mystery nigga
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>>34453336
Wha
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>>34453338
And then he did the wakanda salute and said RBG forever
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>>34453336
What is he, GAY
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>>34453248
I see you're from a "guess" family not an "ask" family. Sane people will ask a question and not be angry with you for saying no, unlike your mother.
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>>34453326
she was talking to me, but your response is probably more interesting than what i would have said anyway.
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>>34453338
>he can look at drawings and know exactly what’s going on
omg... the genius
also, you should check his yt shorts history, he has been binging the grim
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>>34453345
She's not asking though, she's asking to be told
And theres no guessing involved, because she KNOWS its our yard. Do I sound crazy? This is simple logic
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>>34453308
Husband with hand tats and kissy lips
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>>34453341
Till next time mwah
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>>34453316
https://youtu.be/FoX9dJfOrqE?si=Ws7iT79ONbfQ9Irf
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>>34453349
She's asking for your permission.
Yes or no. You're the one making the assumption that she's going to do it anyway if you say nothing. If she was going to do that then why ask in the first place? Stop being such a pussy.
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wife that tolerates receiving pictures of any cool animal or plant I happen to see while I'm apart from her
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The mental image of an obese 40 year old mother scrambling up the stairs like a toddler is insanely hilarious to me
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husband that airs out the bedding in the widow on sunny days
husband that climbs trees for absolutely no reason
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>>34453356
Yep. Lemme show you the frog I harassed to pet.
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>>34453355
I think it's rude to be asking for permission lmfao. "Hey can I use this thing you pay for just for myself?" Like no it's a stupid question
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>>34453359
You shouldn't touch frogs. They'll absorb the nicotine and lotion from your fingers.
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Husband that is retarded
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>>34453363
Hey
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>>34453360
>"Hey can I use this thing you pay for just for myself?"
"Hey, can I borrow this?" is really that unreasonable?
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husband that gets into flint knapping and knows wild herb lore
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husband that doesn't know how to drink water and has skin like paper
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Femanons:
>Match with girl on bumble earlier this month
>conversation dies
>earlier today
>matched with same girl on Hinge, but I had liked her photo before we had matched on bumble
>we talk and have a convo and don't acknowledge the bumble thing
Why did she match with me a second time? I assumed the no answer on bumble meant she didn't want to talk to me.
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Sup senpai?
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>>34453362
I don't do nicotine or lotion very often.
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>>34453367
Monster energy only
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>>34453369
you're just this generic and forgettable
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>>34453360
>I think it's rude to be asking for permission lmfao
Because you're from a guess family. The fact that you're paying for them is the reason she's asking you for permission.
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Women do you prefer nyan nyan or wan wan?
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husband that makes unreasonably large fires and collects hand dipped candles
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I want to take her to a place with a nice view that she never would've found without me
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>>34453373
I've had people remember me, so, not sure how accurate that is.
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husband that carves decorative patterns into sticks during the picnic on the hike and takes sea salt baths
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>>34453381
Same, that's kinda my entire purpose for being alive
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>>34453385
That's kind of pathetic.
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>>34453383
they remembered you as "the npc"
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>>34453365
Yes
Also I hate her
>>34453376
>Because you're from a guess family.
Are you American what is this pop pysch bs

If someone is paying to own something and has a garden in it why would it be reasonable to ask if you can use the plot for yourself
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This all sounds like gay hippie shit. Salt baths really.
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>>34453387
Why? I'll feel like I've made it once I can do that a few times with my wife
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husband who eats roaches and spiders
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Wife that makes me smile every time I look at her
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husband that does gay hippy shit anyways because it makes him happy and puts so much salt in his baths he can float in them like it's the dead sea
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>>34453377
Nyan cat
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>30M
>have been single for at least 6-8 years now
>view it almost entirely as a personal failure because I didn't have the persistence and willingness to compromise on what kind of social situations I find tolerable to create enough dating opportunities for myself
now, here's the question - is even being in this situation and having this view a red flag, because it implies I was doing the wrong thing for years and was either too dumb or in denial to realize it?
because the truth is, I genuinely wanted to date the whole time, but didn't take the right actions to build up enough resistance to rejection and disappointment for anything to materialize. I know not dating despite wanting to is generally considered a signal of a weak/inferior man, but, it would be significantly harder for me to reverse course and make anything happen than it would be when I was 25 or so.
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Wife that gets the ick from my doofy laugh and smile
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>>34453397
yeah, being stuck with the same problem for half a decade and not having come closer to figuring out a solution isn't a very good testament to your intelligence and problem solving skills
>>
>>>/tv/219932413

Is it possible to have success giving out your number to a woman bartender? There's a comment there saying it's ok only if you're a thundercock Chad
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>>34453388
lol ok anon
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>>34453394
Gay
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Wife that lets me make exotic homemade wines and such out of random fruits and berries and sugary things
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>>34453397
Being extremely picky about socializing sounds like something autism ajacent.
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>>34453408
>autism ajacent
a.k.a talking out of your ass
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>>34453407
extremely based

husband that gets excited if I get him fancy olive oil as a gift and wears s hand me down jacket from his grandpa
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>buy tickets to a concert in October that's this Friday
>favorite band and excited to go
>friend texts me that he's going to a networking event and asks if I want to go and network together
>same night as the concert
I am conflicted on what to do. I really want to go to the concert, but networking and building my connections with other independent filmmakers would also be really helpful. What should I do?
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>>34453409
That could be any number of autistic control tactics.
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husband who keeps an ant colony
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>>34453400
>being stuck with the same problem for half a decade and not having come closer to figuring out a solution isn't a very good testament to your intelligence and problem solving skills
right, and I think pretty much anyone is going to read it this way. I've started seeing a therapist and she insists I just need to stop seeing myself in such a negative light and think more neutrally, but, this literally is the neutral interpretation, that no woman is just going to be willing to just look past this tier of personal fuckup
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Would you kill yourself before you let an op win?
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Wife that gets a little pink anytime anyone asks how we met and gets to watch me gush about it
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>>34453417
I would kill my op
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>>34453414
good one
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>>34453406
Rude
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>>34453418
???????
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>>34453415
maybe you should give the advice of your therapist an honest chance since your own methods haven't gotten you any closer to where you want to be even after years of sticking to them
what do you have to lose?
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>>34453415
It's this fucking faggot who whines about his self esteem. Throw yourself into a dryer at max temp bro.
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husband that reads about the ideal oil density vs wick thickness and is saving up for a ceramic kiln
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>>34453145
>.gif

grandpabro...
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>>34453423
>maybe you should give the advice of your therapist an honest chance since your own methods haven't gotten you any closer to where you want to be even after years of sticking to them
nta but lol at how obvious this course of action is
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How you tryna fuck up the money and still ask a nigga for pennies?
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Wife that watches nature documentaries with me
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>>34453427
>webm
We post mp4s on 4chan now, unc
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>>34453428
apparently not to anon
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>>34453427
really sad all the bukkake porn turned her lesbian
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got my new toothbrush, it's a beast, love it.
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>>34453423
>maybe you should give the advice of your therapist an honest chance
that's what I'm trying to do, but nothing can get past the very real problem of having built an extremely stigmatizing barrier towards ever finding what other people are completely capable of bring within their reach, and it gets worse every year.

like, let's say I eventually manage to fix whatever brain worms are creating such a negative world view, well now there's still the problem of
>being stuck with the same problem for half a decade and not having come closer to figuring out a solution isn't a very good testament to your intelligence and problem solving skills
which is basically a fucking brick wall that grows taller every year.
someone truly intelligent and competent would never have this problem in the first place, and it makes me wonder if the only route is to just give up on any interpersonal relationship beyond just having platonic friends and only focus on creative works because improvement there is actually within reach with enough effort
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>>34453435
Are you a foid using her electric toothbrush to shlick?
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>>34453438
This is why you're single, Anon.
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Too many foids here intentionally goonerbait.
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>>34453441
women are goonerbait
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>>34453437
the point you're missing is that whilst it's not a sign of outstanding intelligence, thats not the end of the world because humans are just humans and it's ok to not be a genius and get wrapped up in your own head for a while
sure, some people will judge you for that but those aren't the kind of people you'd want in your life anyways so it's actually a nice filter
or do you want a wife that loses her shit ok your kids every time they need a little time to learn something? having patience and grace for people needing time to figure things out is something you should look for in a spouse but ofc that would require that you bring the same energy yourself and don't discard people for not getting it right immediately with the first attempt, it's give and take
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>>34453389
>and has a garden in it
My assumption was that your garden looks so shitty she assumed you weren't using the planters
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>>34453445
watch out, the chud clique about to roll in
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>>34453414
NO
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>>34453412
bump
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>>34453447
No theres plants in there
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>>34453452
are the plants weeds?
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>>34453412
I'd probably go to the concert.
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>>34453452
Did you put them there? Do you take care of them?
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>>34453453
Just weed
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>>34453412
You spent money on the ticket and want to go. You should go.
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Once you get a gf you realize how scandalous women are. Fat chicks think it’s just okay to come up and rub your stomach and/or chest while my lady is standing right next to me. And then they get all offended when I recoil and politely ask not to do that.
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>>34453460
just like inside your soul
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>>34453462
nobody does that, stop jerking off to dumb made up shit
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>>34453446
>the point you're missing is that whilst it's not a sign of outstanding intelligence, thats not the end of the world
but it goes much further than that, it's basically a sign of being a complete moron. I can have patience and grace myself and would obviously be extremely sympathetic to anyone else in a situation like mine, but I don't think that kind of grace is usually extended to what's supposed to be a grown man. I can kind of understand the appeal of religion in that way, the idea of a God actually forgiving these kind of things is really appealing
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husband that weaves his own hammock and takes naps in it
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>>34453465
I live in a neighborhood with a bunch of bars. I’ve been outside my apartment with my girl having a cigarette at real drunk girl hours and have had that happen multiple times. I’m not making shit up.
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>>34453424
at least I'm actually trying to improve my shitty situation, unlike you. if you can't even bear to engage with the most negative version of yourself then you're even more of a loser than I am
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>>34453469
no, it's not a sign of being a complete moron because there's aspects to it that are out of your control and it's a complex issue to untangle, it's not like you can just look it up online and fix it easily since why you are in that situation is highly individual and thus no outside advice or guidance can actually solve this for you 100%, they can give you ideas for what to try but it's not really guaranteed to actually work in your case, so it requires a lot if trial and error and depending on your situation and the advice you have access to and are open to trying, it can take years and even get much worse if you chose the wrong methods
it's really like untangling a whole bin of necklaces that has been put in the washing machine and is so tangled that there's no other options to untangle it other than to sit down and untangle it piece by piece or throw the whole thing away and even though someone could give you general pointers like "pick one necklace and follow the chain, try to free it from the other chains one knot at a time, try to find the clasp and open it" there's never going to be a guide that's 100% tailored to your personal mess that goes "1. find the golden necklace with the cross pendant with the red ruby on it and start with that one, you'll see the clasp has gotten hooked into the green leather necklace with the shell pendant, unclasp the leather one to free the cross pendant", you'll have to figure out the details and how they interact with each other in your specific case through trial and error
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>>34453453
No
>>34453455
Yes they are brand new and tiny
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husband who has no object permanence
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>>34453488
cont.
here's a few pointers of tangles you still have to untangle
>I don't think that kind of grace is usually extended
>what's supposed to be a grown man
>is really appealing
what I hear out of those is you being pissed off that "others (read women), get off easy but I'm supposed to have it all together by default", which isn't necessarily untrue, but that doesn't mean your next step should be to either bend down to that fact and comply or try to change the world by "forcing women to take responsibility for their flaws", instead your next step should be to find niches of people hiding in this system that also think thats bullshit, and no, by that I don't mean angry incels that spend their days lamenting how women live life on easy mode, by that I mean surround yourself with people of both genders that have the maturity to have enough nuance to understand that life isn't that simple most of the time and take it from there
right now you're coming from a place of bitterness and thats rarely going to work, thats the equivalent of getting so frustrated with your tangled mess that you just start grabbing necklaces and yanking on them until they break and come lose, sure it kind of works but it's destructive and won't actually lead to the outcome you're envisioning
>>
>>34453489
imagine lying this hard, lol
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>>34453448
Are you trying to tell me that when you see a women you do not want to goon to them
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>>34453497
I just put the seeds in
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I wouldn’t care if she lived or died corny
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>>34453499
you haven't touched those planters in years and you know it
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You guys siding with a demon from hell is unbelievable
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>>34453482
All you do is complain shut up
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>>34453505
Why would I care about them if I wasn’t are you dumb
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>>34453506
asking to borrow your neglected and unused planters doesn't make someone a demon
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>>34453510
She's trolling you
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JH seduced her uncle, dated him for a year then ruined his life after they broke up. He was so heartbroken that he killed himself.
Is she the most evil femanon here?
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>>34453511
>>34453512
Ohh it’s my 45 year old bully
She also got the house next door a ticket because she dumped broken furniture on their curb, and didn’t pay the fine
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>>34453509
>other anon actually provides useful ideas, metaphors, challenges to the lines of reasoning
>meanwhile you just bitch about the prompts
yeah, you're the bigger faggot here.
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>>34453510
because you're a greedy motherfucker and you just made that up because you know it makes you look like a greedy motherfucker that you don't want to share something you don't even use
you're the type of kid that would lock the bedroom when other kids came over to play because "those are my toys and nobody can touch them even if I don't even need them right now" and then whine to your mom that nobody wants to play with you at recess
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>>34453519
Go help your kids with their homework
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>>34453518
Alright we'll see how long you keep this schtick going faggot, we'll see your "progress"
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>>34453522
this is why you have so many pimples, it's the selfish bitch energy leaking out of your pores
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>>34453526
Lmao one can only imagine what grows on you
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>>34453265
Male
I'd probably start sperging about the Spanish civil war
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I’m unsure what I have to do to get a gf at this point. I downloaded the apps, I got 20 matches in a week and a half but nothing happened
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>>34453527
that doesn't even make sense but good for you
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>>34453338
>his name?
>Albert Einstein
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>>34453531
I forgot you’re ESL
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>>34453532
Epic reference
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>>34453338
The tism is hereditary.
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>>34453531
Nta, the fact that it went completely over your head is pretty telling.
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>>34453530
It’s hard to find someone you click with
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>>34453534
I forgot you're a spawn from hell, sike, nobody could ever forget that
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what do women want in exchange for sucking dick?
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Why is this old lady mad at me

Omg I just realized it’s bc she’s a commie or whatever and thinks she’s owed other peoples money and time
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>>34453537
there's nothing growing on me that shouldn't be growing on me so idk what she's sperging about
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>>34453539
Because I don’t want someone in my yard? It’s just a prefeeerenceeee it’s just a permission just like you said
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Why do I get the urge to beat the shit out of people I don't like or disagree with?
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>>34453538
im thankful to have a someone who meshes with me and care for even we have difficult times. i cherish every positive moment in my life and truly hope that every one of you chuds gets to choose tove.
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>>34453548
Do you do it
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>>34453551
Sometimes if I really don't like them.
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>>34453550
you sound stinky
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>>34453544
imagine lying this hard, lol
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>>34453546
nah, thats only the tip of the iceberg and not even the issue at hand but thats probably too complex for you to grasp so don't worry your little pizza head over it too much or you might get another mold spore paranoia episode
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>>34453552
You’ve actually beat people up?
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>>34452911
Sleeping, shitposting and cooming, the usual after a hard days work
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>>34453554
is this some sort of joke about your flat chest?
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>>34453557
You spend too much time on here I fear
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>>34453538
Should I just give up on the online route and start going outside again? I had a girl hit on me at a bar a few weeks ago but I was too drunk to really say anything
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>>34453563
you don't spend enough time not being neurotic af I fear
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>>34453562
You think about my boobs?
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>>34453494
>your next step should be to find niches of people hiding in this system that also think thats bullshit, and no, by that I don't mean angry incels that spend their days lamenting how women live life on easy mode, by that I mean surround yourself with people of both genders that have the maturity to have enough nuance to understand that life isn't that simple most of the time and take it from there
good idea in theory, but in practice I think there would just be a lot less struggling people if it was all that easy to do so. like, let's say you want to connect with people who really like art, well first off a lot of forms of it are male dominated and second, nobody is broadcasting these views openly right out of the gate - and a lot of the time, the people who understand the most, are just gonna be other men who have also struggled a similar amount
>right now you're coming from a place of bitterness and thats rarely going to work
I think this is the one thing you're misreading/overgeneralizing, mostly because I know that for any woman to pick me would require a massive leap of faith that I can reasonably understand can easily be too much of an ask. there's no resentment for this, and in fact my own ego isn't so fixated on needing to be "positive" that I can't acknowledge my own dilemma being the result of absolute incompetence on a personal level. between myself and others who never had these problems, those others are demonstrably superior in never having tangled the necklaces together in the first place. if I show patience and grace it's because I'm a total fuckup, it shouldn't be a hard requirement from others who aren't
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>>34453566
Yes I should spend more time obsessing over random young women while my children sleep
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>>34453560
Good job, anon.
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>>34453564
I always feel like irl is better but it’s harder in terms of playing the numbers game, you can balance both I think but do whatever feels better
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>>34453571
>remembering things requires obsession
interesting brain capacity you got there
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>>34453575
I mean you’re the one responding, do you not have self control, or do you see a retard and have to say something
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>>34452911
spent the evening with a good lass
laying on my couch
time for bed very soon
t. Good lad vibes
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>>34453580
Aye laddy
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>>34453558
I've only been in one actual fight but i don't really go full gorilla nigger mode it's usually just a love tap
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>>34453568
>if it was all that easy to do so
I never claimed it's easy at all, thats why it took you so long and you're still not done
>gonna be other men who have also struggled a similar amount
this again implies that women can't struggle in similar ways and similar amounts, which perceptually might not be wrong but on an individual level it certainly isn't true and you only need one wife after all, right?
>those others are demonstrably superior in never having tangled the necklaces together in the first place
sure, which is nice for them but they might as well belong to a totally different species and there's no point in you trying to fit in with that crowd, you'll simply have to find your people and yes, there might only be a handful of those but it'll still be worth it to try and find them and you sure won't find them by trying to blend in and belong with those that aren't like you at all
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>>34453582
What is a love tap
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>>34453579
yes, it's pretty entertaining to poke you because you're so easily riled up, like an furios toad that screeches when you look in it's general direction, always one tiny inconvenience away from absolutely losing it
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>>34453585
Like a quick jab or a shove but no further escalation
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>>34453586
furios
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>>34453589
That feels like it would set someone off more, don’t you get in trouble
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>>34453590
there there, I'm sure you'll calm down again eventually
maybe have a tea or take a nap
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>>34453586
You should get into hobbies they’re awesome
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>>34453581
good lass
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This feels like I’m talking on the phone in a park and an old woman starts yelling at me after eavesdropping so funny
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>>34453595
there's so much time in one day to do so many different things, isn't that wonderful?
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>>34452775
>Women, when have YOU been irritated by someone being taller than you?
She looked slimmer, and average to short guys probably like her. Eh. I only wish to have had a fast metabolism and normal looking breasts
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>>34453598
but is it really eavesdropping if you keep blogposting your miserable life to the thread?
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>>34453600
>normal looking breasts
They tuberous or something?
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>>34453604
Those are crazy
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>>34453592
I've gotten in trouble a couple times but usually not, usually it just spooks them and they back down and tell me to chill out which is the goal I guess I've only had a handful of guys fight back
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Any wc3 fags here? Orcs keep fucking me up as night elves, what do?
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>>34453059
>what did you think of the justin bieber coachella performance?
I dont care. Poor Justin desu, he should really see a good psychologist and or get some type of therapy. He needs to leave Hollywood. He got molested
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>>34453583
>yes, there might only be a handful of those but it'll still be worth it to try and find them
I guess the real difficulty is that it's impossible to know if you're actually getting any closer, or if you're just baking yourself into values-aligned but fundamentally closed-off social groups. And once you've wasted enough time while thinking your efforts might be bringing you closer, it becomes a problem that anyone who asks can see and dismiss you on
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>>34453599
The Nile isn’t just a river in Egypt
You both log some impressive hours doing this shit some days
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>>34453612
The pun doesn't work in writing.
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>>34453612
I don’t have kids soo
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>>34453612
my daily average in a week is 1h19mins, stop projecting
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Today I learned about pregnancy bands in women which is a changing in the hair color in the short term whenever a woman enters gestation. This confirms the long held suspicion that Olympic figure skater Alyssa Liu like most test tube clone Frankenstein babies has a lot of abortions. Her upbringing in the Bay Area, Olympic excellence (Olympics are Greek), and proximity to Bohemian Grove lends this to her being a provider of sacrifices to the Owl God Moloch who is also known as Cronus the father of Zeus aka Father Time himfuckingself. The Titan that castrated his father and ate his own children. The French Tranny Last Supper ball slip incident was intentional. Celine Dion is clearly representing Hestia goddess of the Hearth and Home during the French National Anthem. According to the old tales Lightning would strike Cronus and it did. The Middle East is entrenched in war all around the old holy lands. WW3 is in its infancy. The Titanomachy is upon us brothers and sisters. We must push the great Satan back to Tartarus brothers and sisters. We must expel him and his neutering agenda of the west that overthrew him all those years ago. The Muslims must be defeated no matter how fabulous her hair looks.
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>>34453612
Tbf this place is basically just a de facto discord. I just have it open in the background on my phone and check it from time to time when I'm not busy.
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>>34453597
Just vibe'n and shitepostan
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>>34453617
Wowww you spend your weekly diggenschlatt hour seething about me, I’m honoured
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>>34453611
>baking yourself into values-aligned but fundamentally closed-off social groups
if the general consensus of society doesn't align with your morals then closed-off groups is exactly what you're looking for, you'll know you're on the right path if you start to feel more relaxed, more like yourself and more hopeful for the future of your own life
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>>34453617
The immediate Teutonic receipts made this situation much funnier to me
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>>34453623
imagine being this self absorbed, lol
>>34453626
you'd just claim I'm lying otherwise, which is also pretty funny
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She is so weird oh my god lol
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>>34453618
Imagine how mentally ill you need to be to make up fan fiction about an emo hair dye job.
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>>34453620
I have 4chan.org/adv/atoga/ bookmarked
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>>34453629
alright, I have kids to wake up, feed and send to school now
what are your plans for today? picking your skin?
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>>34453626
Peter the Great
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>>34453625
>you'll know you're on the right path if you start to feel more relaxed, more like yourself and more hopeful for the future of your own life
but this feeling only lasts for a little bit before the panic sets back in and you remember you have no avenues towards experiencing love and creating new life, your ability to do so being tied to some stroke of luck outside of yourself that you can't depend on because your time and pursuits are so locked into these contexts
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>>34453631
>Blue Valkyrie
The Valkyrie is another pagan god and denier of Christ that rode dead pirates to an afterlife that was not heaven. You are a djinn a stealer of souls and corruptor of man. Deny your hatred for our balls lesbian. Go ahead. Prove me wrong.
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>>34453633
I’m going to go smoke crack with my new boyfriend and eat babies and do some government assistance fraud
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>>34453636
only if you haven't found the right people yet, the right ones will make you feel like there's no rush and you'll find what you're looking for when you're ready
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>>34453634
Peter the Great was Russian, Teutonic means German. You should have said Frederick the Great.
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Women are crashing out when they have to do normal every day tasks without a man around. Like this foid filled the box too full and it is too heavy for her to move it fucking kek!
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>>34453638
you don't have the balls for any of that
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Guys, I was masturbating loudly and I didn't know my brother was home early and I was moaning "mommy" over and over again. How cooked am I? He didn't say anything, but he's been acting awkward.
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>>34453637
He’s kind of got you cornered there.
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>the spammer woke up
ugh
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>>34453637
I don't deny christ. He's pretty cool and handsome. I just kiss the ground very hard cause I love it so much.
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>>34453632
Charge your phone
Though I will admit it's kind of crazy how I can go to sleep wake up and see her still posting in the morning
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>>34453642
And then I’m going to shoplift tvs and sell them to buy more crack and eat the boyfriend and plug people’s exhaust pipes
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>>34453639
>the right ones will make you feel like there's no rush and you'll find what you're looking for when you're ready
but that makes no sense when the whole problem is that having taken so long to find a romantic relationship in the first place that the skills required to do so have themselves deteriorated and withered. you can have the best friend group in the world and it won't undo your biology screaming at you to find someone who makes you the actual best version of you, the one that can't be developed on your own or just through platonic friends
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>>34453644
Think about it.
You walk in and your bro is obviously moaning "mommy" and jerking it. What is your next move? Have a campfire song?
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>>34453641
We're to busy watching a catfight for reheated bait fuck off
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>>34453653
yeah you can, there's other late bloomers that had to spend their formative years just trying to survive and then their young adulthood untangling all that mess again and they are on the same timeline and trajectory as you
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This is my last ever post on 4chan. My first? 2009. I called someone gay for liking anime. We come now to the end of a prosperous trolling career... with a reflection...

My ex father in law had to listen to me nearly break his daughter in half innumerable times and I laugh about it a lot. Straight up house shaking, her trying not to scream, her psycho ass loudly going down on me... hahahaha

HAHAHAH
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>>34453656
Was it entertaining
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>>34453661
I had my popcorn out and everything
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>>34453644
>>34453658
>the spammer has morning wood and is starting his jerking off shtick too
ew
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>>34453662
It was like talking to a 14 year old
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>>34453649
The poster’s burden is a heavy one. A cross few are capable of carrying
Also I plugged my phone in right after that
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>>34453657
but again, it's a problem of closed systems. like, say you make music and you have a group that's values-aligned and enables you to get better at that - but it's mostly men. you'll grow in one way and get better at music, but you'll still stagnate in how "dateable" you are because you know more about music than women. by the time you're in your thirties it's no longer socially acceptable, any woman is gonna accurately judge that you wasted those years
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>>34453666
She's not going to fuck you satanY
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>>34453647
>Thich Nhat Hanh
Someone solve this anagram. All I got from it was Titan
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>>34453673
I hope this is a joke
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I’m not scared of men anymore!
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>>34453677
get better bait man
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>>34453665
Describes a lot of people here if I could I'd have thrown money at you guys like strippers
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>>34453681
Taking her side I see
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I am Poseidon God of the Sea smiter of Hormuz
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>>34453685
You're not pussydon.
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>>34453684
Who says I just like a good show
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>>34453684
He's just trying to keep a foot in the door on both ends.
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>>34453687
That wasn’t even good
>>34453688
A man who stands for nothing…
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Dating is fucked!
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>>34453641
Does this bitch not understand she can probably knock on her neighbors door and ask for help?
>Hey uh excuse me! Sorry to bother you but could you help me move a heavy box? I’m going grocery shopping later and can get you a six pack or Venmo you a couple bucks
>Huh? Oh yeah no problem don’t sweat it
Bitch it takes 2 minutes.
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>>34453688
Smort.
>>34453672
I know and that wasn’t my angle. I just know a real capital P Poster when I see one. We’re crazy people
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>>34453692
He stands for what gets his dick hard, that's something, give him some credit.
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>>34453693
The fuck is this muzmatch?
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Girls, what would your reaction be if your boyfriend confessed to you that he used to fantasize about you and masturbate to pictures of you before you started dating?
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>>34453441
>>34453445
what the fuck is "gonnerbait"?

>>34453470
zzzz i'd like to go on a hammock too

>>34453542
sex
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Moids what does this mean?
"I like my men like I like my ceiling fan"
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>>34453688
Hey I'm no player but I do love the game
>>34453692
It's too dry and boring in this motherfucker not a high bar to clear, that's the best I've eaten in a good bit
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>>34453699
blocked
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>>34453697
Eww
>>34453702
That’s sad, you can do better
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>>34453704
So much for honesty
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>>34453704
He's your boyfriend
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>>34453699
Did he stalk me?
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>>34453706
I want honesty so I can make informed decisions
>>34453707
not anymore
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>>34453705
If it makes you feel any better my money was on you
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>>34453709
No you were just like acquaintances and then friends before you started dating
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Men, have you thought about how if situations were reversed, you guys would be in mental institutions getting lobotomized for being addicted to jerking off?
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>>34453713
Really depends on how I felt about em beforehand. But that is lowkey disrespectful.
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>>34453712
Sure sure
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Women, how would you if your boyfriend had a sexy voice, but then he stops smoking and then his voice isn't as sexy anymore?
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>>34453718
Well for me, if my girlfriend told me she fantasized about me and masturbated to pictures of me before we started dating, I'd feel pretty cool.
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>>34453720
Is that real
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>>34453723
Because thats the male equivalent of a guy paying your rent even before you date and fuck him, ofc you'd like that.
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>>34453724
Yes. The irritation and inflammation of the vocal chords that makes it sound like that subsides after a while.
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>>34453724
nta but you've never heard of smoker's croak?
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>>34453719
What you don't believe me
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>>34453723
That is because you're a moid and can't fathom that a woman would obsess herself with you for a potentially nefarious reason.
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I’m reading a subreddit that seems to be a place specifically for women to vent about how awful Shannan Watts is. Interesting read
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>>34453735
Who
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>>34453699
Are you saying if he previously used me as goonerbait?
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Moids, why can't you take women on actual dates anymore? How do you expect to get laid if you won't put in any effort?
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>>34453714
I'm not addicted at all. I just jerk off so I wouldn't get wet dreams every few days. I hate being horny because I can't fuck the bitches I desire.
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>>34453736
One of the victims of the Watts family murders.
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>>34453736
Some woman who got murdered (along with the kids) by her retarded husband. /tv/ loves the Watts case.
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Why are other men complaining about the dating apps? I'm recently single after a long relationship, and from everything I heard here and elsewhere I thought it would be hard but I have been on Tinder for only 2 weeks and I already have fucked 2 girls that are now in my roster and have a 3rd now that wants to meet up. A nurse that doesn't have much free time so it works perfectly, and this teacher that wants to meet up like every weekend now but I'm gonna have to ration her because the nurse is a better fuck. The new one I'm trying to fuck is a corporate accountant which I didn't even know that was still a real job.
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Her name is sunlight
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>>34453736
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Are you a r/witchesvspatriarchy enjoyer?
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Will I regret the destruction that I've been causing my body when in 20 years I look back on my life, and realize that the disdain that I held for the world in my teens and 20, and coping with it by smoking, drinking, and eating like shit (while still being a sexy lil moid of course) was not worth it and that I let doomer propaganda mind rape my formerly unshakeable conscious?
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File deleted.
>>34453761
No. I get fed delightful matthew lillard with tiddies.
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Need femanon to rub aloe on my sunburn.
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>>34453767
delet this
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>>34453766
You'll die before then so no
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If a girl has ethical non monogamy on her hinge, can I ask if I can cuck her bf? I don't want him to join, I don't want to fuck her solo, I want to embarrass and humiliate him. Would having my face associated with these messages be a bad idea?
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>>34453769
2 more seconds
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>>34453770
But what if I don't, which based on my family's history, there is a 90% chance I live past 50
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>>34453767
Why did you delete?
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>>34453720
>Women, how would you (react) if your boyfriend had a sexy voice, but then he stops smoking and then his voice isn't as sexy anymore?

well at least he'd be healthy and not killing his lungs
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What's the male equivalent of 'cat lady'? Is over for me and I love animals
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>>34453776
I forgot the existence of maybe female nipples would trigger mods.
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>>34453776
because of >>34453769 apparently, but that begs the question of why anon wanted it gone
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>>34453780
watching anime, porn and playing vidja, all the copes for being forever alone basically
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>>34453780
Chud type. The tv and single recliner living room, littered with beercans optional.
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>average atoga moid
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>>34453800
I hate cigars
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BRO I ONLY GET LIKES FROM FAT CHICKS IM FUCKING 6'5'', SKINNY, AND IM WHITE WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
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>>34453804
Ask BV she's our resident delusional hamplanet.
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>>34453800
At least I'm not brown.
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>>34453804
Big girls want big guy.
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>>34453807
Ew, I don't want to look at that giraffe.
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>>34453804
>bro thinks not being fat makes a man high value
just transition already if you want to assess yourself based on female criteria so badly
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I'm going back to StarCraft, learning Korean, and swearing an Oath of Celibacy until I can move to South Korea. Then my real life begins
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>>34453817
I have skills, talents, and I make good money. How does that sound? Is there other criteria I'm missing?
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>>34453820
apparently yes, otherwise you'd be cuddling with your wife right now
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>met a girl at the library yesterday
>we talked for six hours
>she becomes progressively more flirty as the conversation goes on
>today we've been texting back and forth all day
>told me that she could see herself marrying me one day
>says she wants to have sex as soon as possible and that she already has our first five or six dates planned out
I didn't even know the girl 40 hours ago and now she fancies herself as my future wife. WAGMI, ATOGA. WAGMI.
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>>34453819
SK girls were the first to only want Chad. Beware.
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>>34453819
based
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>>34453822
>anon getting lovebombed
oof
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>>34453784
>>34453786
I already do that, I mean like some guy who copes with loneliness by taking care of animals
>>34453804
>getting fat chicks
>being skinny
Anyone ecept me, uh?
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>>34453822
prepare to get ghosted, unironically.
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>>34453822
This anon is right lol >>34453825
How did you start talking to here at the library and what did you talk about during the six hours?
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>>34453822
Lmfao this nigga landed a bpdemon
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Average atoga moid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IehtMYlOuIk
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>>34453828
I accidentally bumped into her while turning a corner and knocked her down. I helped her up and asked what book she was looking for to make conversation. We started talking away, and a little while later sat down at a table to do so. We talked about anything and everything. Those six hours felt more like two.
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>>34453832
Is this at a college or the public library?
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>>34453837
Public library
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>>34453840
Do you live in Europe? Every public library in the US is full of bums
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>>34453826
Men that take care of animals are usually the better ones. Most moid stereotypes are dying alone.
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>>34453829
Yeah, he's either getting ghosted or met a crazy bitch. Who the fuck wants to marry a stranger after meeting him/her that same week?
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>>34453846
You're a fat single mother who got her kids taken away. You don't deserve a good man.
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>>34453844
nta but this isn't true. My local library is lovely.
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>>34453850
You're jealous of all those things or else you wouldn't care so much.
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>>34453851
Must be nice. Mine is filled with homeless blacks, half of which are violent schizophrenics



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