>>34480297
It's time
>>34483717moid hand posting time
Plap
>>34483719You got your fix last thread
>>34483721you guys got me addicted, so the blames on all of younow hand em over
>>34483719again! again!
>>34483713
Both gendersShould men pay for dates?
>>34483725It'll just be the same guys though
>>34483731Fhe could either do that or share the bill
>>34483731i'd feel very guilty if one did for me since i know that means they expect sex which i wont be giving so no, 50/50
I'm not even 40 yet and I've been give betablockers medication to slightly lower my blood pressure and get rid of my extra systoles. My cardiologist says my heart is a strong as fuck boy, calling it a Ferrari, but needs to be tamed a bit.At least they're helping.I also stopped drinking alcohol, haven't had any all April and only drank three times in March and February when this all got more serious.Sorry, just a rant post, because it's frustrating me with the other shit going on in my life right now.
Do all moids expect complete access to my body and all 3 holes as a prerequisite to be allowed to be in a relationship with them?
>>34483713Foid had nothing better to add
>>34483731FIf you invite someone to anything, you should pay.
>>34483731MI think so, but I wouldn’t feel emasculated if she insisted on splitting the bill or treating me.I usually treat anybody I’m eating with to a free meal and just tell them to buy me a meal next time if they argue with it, women or not.
>>34483741Yep, and your girl friend.
I like you anons :)
>>34483741No, just your hands and lips. For handholding and smooching, to be clear.
>>34483731FI'm always going to suggest splitting but I'm not going to be mad if he pays
Women is this true?
MenWhat behavior or things can a woman do to make you feel more like a man?
>>34483747Gay
>>34483731MOnly if she owes me sex if I pay.
>>34483752...Why are you asking that?
>>34483750Kinda yeahSame height boyfriend fit easily in my pants but my ass didn't fit in his. He had bigger calves than me though.
>>34483756She wants to be one
>>34483756I'm curious
I’m very thankful for being in the control group that has no idea what this red or blue button debate is. Get a life.
>>34483752Why would you want to make someone feel like a man?
>>34483752I don’t think I’m gonna answer any of your questions after the last thread.
>>34483752Sus question
>>34483752Be the feminine to my masculine, yin and yang. Opposite of you basically.
okay nap times whos napping with me
>>34483752Be abducted by a big turtle so I can save you
>>34483766I was going to but I forgot and it's too late now
>>34483739What if he didn't expect sex for paying the bill? Would you always want him to pay it then?
>>34483769still no, unless he made like significantly more than me
>>34483752Have him take the lead.>>34483741Nope.
>>34483731M, I'd prefer no but generally speaking if you don't 95% of women will just blacklist you so you just sort of have to regardless of the ethics of it.>>34483739I don't think dinner automatically = sex and I don't think most of the men I know think so, I'd go as far as saying this is one of those misconceptions but I guess I don't date men lol.
>>34483752Ask me to pick up heavy stuff and fix things.
>>34483762I don't know how I'll ever recover.
>>34483775NtaSo you guys do like it when I give up trying to open a jar and give it you instead. I could open it but I'd probably hurt myself and you can do it no problem.
>State gender + RaceHow do (You) feel about racial fetishization?
>>34483782FWhiteI think it's goofy, but I'm not really offended by it.
>>34483782M whiteGross I don't date outside my own
Thanks for the feedback, femanons. Don't be dorky AND don't try to be cool. Got it.
>>34483782F, whiteWeird and bad
>>34483731MIf I asked her out I pay. If she insists on splitting I'll let her.
>>34483747( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )>>34483750i don't think this disparity is THAT bad
>>34483731M. Depends on the context. Man should pay for the first one but there are boundaries. I had a random from a dating app spring a third wheel on me last minute one time that ran up the bar tab expecting me to pay and I excused myself to the bathroom and ditched them with the whole bill. That was some hoe shit. If you’re on like date three or four and we’re doing dinner and a movie just take turns paying for one or the other.
Foids, do you think you have a Top 1% vagina?
>>34483741No, I'm usually too big for anal, and it doesn't feel as good anyway. I won't pretend the concept of free use isn't hot, but if it doesn't get you off too, what's the point?
I was feeling very suicidal today, but a frequent customer came by my work, a lady who is nice to me and she told me to remove my face mask to see my face, she smiled and told me I'm handsome. I will not kill myself today. >>34483782M, white latino? I think it's dumb.
I LOVE MEN!!!!!
>>34483782M whiteNgl it's pretty hot but idk if I could do it irl with my suboptimal cock
>>34483725what kind of hands do u prefer
>>34483766Sleep is just extended nap time. Give me a few hours and I will be very sleepy.
>>34483798Kind gay bro
>>34483800white and wide
>>34483798I love women!!!
Foids were you ever bullied by male classmates so much that you snapped and fought back?
>>34483731MIf you invited her, yes. But I have a rule: if she is rude to wait staff, I will immediately alter that rule and demand she pays half before refusing to ever see her again.
>>34483780I get why that other anon gave you shit for not leaving now. Thanks for using a name so I can filter you.
>>34483752It's fine. You're fine. Well... sometimes I feel like girls grew up watching tv and so they assume every man a bumbling s 0 y that has never chopped wood or done construction just because we are urban or something. Like they'll see me do several blue collar jobs really well and still default to acting like I'm the useless husband from a tv show.
>>34483760i pick blue. if i die so be it, but i'll know i picked the better option.
>>34483750My thighs are bigger than most girls, but I'm black and squat lmao3pl8
>>34483782F. Mixed latina, black, white. I think it's okay in a respectful way.
I'm a well respected guy. I'm tall, handsome, jacked, have a job and car, have dated a few cute girls, and I'm gonna enter my master's soon.Lately, I've been listening to Vtuber Asmrs to fall asleep to deal with anxiety induced insomnia. Even better if they're Loli Vtubers, it's like cocaine to hear "You did good pops, I'm thankful for what you do for me". I do wonder if I should EVER open up to my future wife about it. In a more general sense, I'm too afraid to be anything other than the masculine role model people want to see me as, and I'm worried it'll take my chances of finding my soulmate. I wish I wasn't cringe and pathetic inside but sadly, an insecure, controlling, anxious and perverted retard is who I am.
>>34483747:) 4chan is the only faction I REALLY care about
>>34483806I threw a rock the size of a potato at a kid Hit him in the back
>>34483816You can just identify yourself as JH, you know.
>>34483811In an ideal world, blue is better. In reality, red is the more logical one. If everyone picks red, everyone survives. There's no reason to not pick it and risk dying.
>>34483806no, moids usually keep their bullying to themselves
>>34483752Shit that makes me feel manly>Barbecuing and drinking a beer in sandals”Baaaaabe can you grill us up some of that spicy chicken you make?”>Shooting a deerJust give me a few days off in December and don’t bug me>Catching a fish“Hey can we take the kids to the park?>Building shit and getting pissed off at retarded instructions“I just ordered this finger box from IKEA can you put it together and then finger my box later?”>Paying BillsThere’s nothing you can do here. It’s a silent victory just shut up and let me grumble and bitch and suffer for the family.
>>34483806No but I am a martial artiste. Never had to use it.
>>34483752i dont give a fuck about "feeling like a man"
>>34483825>>Shooting a deerawful, youre an awful person.
>>34483782M, anglo-saxonIt's extremely goofy. I get having a preference for certain races, though.
>>34483806I really want to see this and a bunch of other wannacry animes I heard vaguely of
>>34483731Yes. >>34483741Only 2. 3 is a nice bonus if she is into it. >>34483752Talk like you're proud that I'm with you, that you feel pride in having me as your bf. Ask me for help when you need it and say thanks. Idk, I don't talk to women.
>>34483829He's shitposting
>>34483820How about I identify your ass with my boot? We have enough blatinas ITT that it's not a given that it's me every time.
>>34483782M. White. Love it. Must spread freedom seed to world.
>>34483833I hope so.
>>34483792Was the bathroom not in sight of your table? How did you manage to dip out without being noticed?>>34483782M WhiteI wouldn't date outside my race I think. But the fantasy can be kinda hot I guess. Mostly I think it's funny when people post stupid shit like "built for BWC".
>>34483822desu, i've seen more explanations that support red that it pretty much makes more sense, if everyone picks it that is. but if people discussed, blue still seems like the more appealing option even if they do the same thing regardless of what they choose.
>>34483806That movie was so very stupid and annoying.
>>34483834Doubt you'd be able to reach high enough to kick it shorty
>>34483782Mueh
>>34483829if you consume any form of animal product regularly you cannot have this opinion btw
>>34483829Nah fuck deer. I shoot pigs and ducks too.>>34483833Not even.
who wants to play yu gi oh?
>>34483840
>>34483843do you have any specific reasons for your hate of animals
>>34483837Sitting at the bar. I’m sure they saw me when I hit the parking lot but truly couldn’t give less of a fuck. I was not feeding her pet pig.
>>34483844I go to the shadow realm every night, no thanks.
Im a private person with an Ex-directory phone number. So how have you got my number?
>>34483834>We have enough blatinas ITT that it's not a given that it's me every time.The other one posts with a name and mass replies to people with Avatar: The Last Airbender shipping fanart.You have a very easily identifiable writing style, too.
it's so easy to larp as a moid
>>34483851There's another one.
>>34483839Bully detected
>>34483822the issue here is you use the logic of "if everyone just does x" to justify the action, but getting everyone to 50% is obectively more easy and realistic than 100%, and even 97% of people pressing red would still result in the greatest mass casualty event in recorded history. With even a basic understanding of statistics, pressing red is either moronic or comically, hideously immoral.
>>34483852It's so easy to sex traffick your gender.
>>34483854I had to check, I thought it was the Pancreas movie for some reason.A silent voice was alright.
>>34483806Yes, a few times. One was a boy named David Menjivar. I looped my finger through a padlock and slapped him as hard as I could. He left me alone after that. >>34483808>mfw
>>34483844I'm several mechanics behind on the meta
>>34483804good taste desu
why are men so obsessed w sexual violence
>>34483856>>34483822Not this shit again
>women do feel pleasure from boob play>women do feel pleasure from PIVWhat do women even like about sex??
>>34483863we're interested IN both sex and violence
>>34483863Because women are easy to sexually violate
>>34483782I feel like american hours have started
Foids were you ever bullied by other females so much that you had no choice but to charm the male bully group with your body for protection?
>>34483869but wouldnt it be more appealing to have consensual sex with a woman knowing she wants you back?
I just realized that all autism is narcissism
>>34483875But without looking at your reflection
>>34483863because submissiveness and avoidant males don't breed as prevalently so evolution selects for assertive, confrontational and ambitious sexual psychology
>>34483873Yeah but that's hard to do
>>34483871No, I just hit them until they left me alone.
Why are namefags invariably so annoying and self absorbed?
>>34483880I think just talk to them and see if it comes up but I'm XY
>>34483875A lot of it is. Not all of it; the hypersensitivity and social awkwardness are real.But people who use their supposed autism to make everyone in their lives cater to their whims are indeed narcissists who were misdiagnosed.
>>34483879but committing sexual violence is harder on your subconscious and morals
>>34483883>I think just talk to them and see if it comes upi'm talking like grocery store exchanges, chief
>>34483882>But without looking at your reflection
>>34483888>It's never meYou see what I'm saying
>>34483882Because who else would need a name on 4chan? Outside of people who are asked by other users to use a name or a trip, they're all extremely vain people.
>>34483846>DeerThey put my mom in the ER with broken glass once. And they spread ticks. Mostly they just taste good though.>PigsDo I really need to elaborate?>DucksRapists. All of them. Also delicious.>GatorsHaven’t gone after one in a while because they stink when you clean them but swamp puppies eat dogs around here.
>>34483887I feel like if you open with that fast you fucked it up unless she's desperate. It's too forward and ruins all tension. It was more of a strategic consideration. Iunno tho.
>>34483886Sure but tons of people don't have those and only pretend to. Or the opportunity for sum fuq outweighs it
https://youtu.be/_Pwke3oBIW4I am such a scaredy cat I am unable to finish the first story. Damn my imagination
>>34483889>I'mSelf-obsessed
>>34483896I think that anon kinda got your ass tbqhwyfamalam
>>34483893yea you're probably right way to many whores with bfs try to fuck me tho
>>34483782>How do (You) feel about racial fetishization?White MI don't like fetishizing women of other races, but it can be hot to be fetishized by them if it's not extreme.Yes, it's definitely a double standard. But I'd be lying if I said a woman using a phrase like BWC had zero impact on me.
>>34483881Based
Women, is the idea of women being extra or somehow increasingly meaner/crueler to eachother a real concept? Or does that not match your experience growing up? Media depicts this often and idk if its a cultural script or if women really are generally crueler/more socially ruthless to other women than men are to other men
>>34483894it might just be you, i dont think many men are like that, or at least not in a way where they genuinely mean it.at least i hope not,is it really all that true that if they could get away with it, most men would rape a woman?
>>34483882not all narcs are namefags, but all namefags are narcs, this is just one of the thresholds they cross
WomenAre periods truly that bad? Rate the pain out of 10.
>>34483897I can be pretty annoying desu
>>34483902I think like 50%. I think most people in general are animals who's self interest is far greater than any altruism they have. They'll always say otherwise but talk is cheap.
>>344839061. We’re just really dramatic.
>>34483863Why are women?
>>34483909it depends a lot on the woman but i think most of the time this is the case
Alright, fine, what's narcissism and why is is bad? I'm familiar with the myth. If you're implying I don't think about or consider others that's just incorrect.
>>34483910When will you wear wigs?
>>34483909Can you compare the pain to something else?
>>34483908thats depressinghow am i supposed to know which men are normal and which ones are batshit crazy like that
Women would you get the ick if your boyfriend accidentally sneezes/coughs in your face?
>>34483863Men?
>>34483906Depends on the day and the period.I've had cramps so bad I passed out in high school but most of the time it's fine. An average period is like a 1-3. Annoying but not debilitating. The worst period pain I've ever felt might be like a 7 but it's fleeting.
>>34483919The same way you filter any other bullshitter
>>34483920I think I was subconsciously looking for excuses at that point already but yeah. It was a coffee cough, got on my clothes.
>>34483921Women, I often fantasize about a harem of a mother and daughterHow disgusting is that?
>>34483921>insinuating that women into getting abused as a kink is just as bad as men abusing women uh huh…
>>34483915>Alright, fine, what's narcissismMe, me, me. I'm the greatest. You could never be like me.Oh, hello friend of Me, the greatest guy ever. You're not as great as my other friend and certainly not as great as me.What?? You dislike me??You never liked me, traitor. I'm going to tell everyone about how disloyal and terrible you are.>why is is bad?People who act like that are so insecure and desperate to be liked that they make it everybody else's problem.Not saying you're like that, to be clear.
Genders, do you think mexican and india food kind of go together? What's your favorite fusion-cuisine?
Women put your cunt on my face and tell me to eat it
>>34483929No, and anyone who think so deserves the death sentence.
>>34483930what if it’s stinky and slimey and hairy
What is your opinion on Zohran Mamdani making schools teach Arabic numerals to children?
>>34483927yes
>>34483927Men abusing women isn't a kink for them, it's a learned behaviour used to mantain control over them but they don't derive sexual pleasure from it.
>>34483934Send him back to Africa
>>34483929They'rebith tasty.
>>34483934lol
>>34483931And then also you have a ramen on the side!
>>34483937Then why does it make me coom so hard
>>34483927>women
>>34483923Did you pass out because your brain couldn't handle the pain or was it like so strange and embarrasing?
>>34483934He's also pushing for """clean""" dihydrogen monoxide in our schools, which is still deadly to our children's respiratory systems.
Why do third worlders keep calling me brother. I am not your brother.
>>34483945I was alone in the bathroom so definitely the pain. The fainting thing has happened a few other times I've hurt myself that weren't period related.
>>34483947I remember telling this to a priest when he called me son
>>34483900I didn't fuck anyone up for touching a book. I only hit when I knew I had an argument for defending myself.
I'm greatly amused that the moment I decided to move to NYC, they elected a non-evil mayor
I'm a guy with two separate AA's but both fields pay less than my current blue collar job (prison guard). Thing is when I tell women my work I can visibly see them deflate and lose interest. I get women especially around my age (35) want better prospects but is there any good way to screen these women out? I don't want to just ask a chick for a number and just blurt out "BTW I work in a prison!"
>>34483934end this middle eastern tyranny, return to non abstraction, we were doing just fine with one, two, three, many
>>34483927>>34483944Meant this one
>>34483928I read this by the way and thank you.
>>34483952What's the likelihood of you getting stabbed at work?
>>34483934I think it's funny that he was pushing a wealth tax by advertising it in front of Ken Griffin's penthouse and now he's trying to kiss ass as Ken Griffin is pivoting his company to move out of NYC
>>34483928He is like that though. Just lower key.
we’ve talked a lot all night every other day the last week but I a guy initiated it every time. And only once did she respond to something from the night before the next day. I don’t know if she feels the same as me, I feel like I’ve made it obvious.
>>34483952>is there any good way to screen these women outyou're already doing that, filtering takes time since dating is literally the process of refining the filter until only someone compatible enough is left over, trying to rush this process isn't really going to improve outcome
>>34483961whats your question for the opposite gender?
>>34483964my dick too small
>>34483961Worry less about texts and place more importance on your face-to-face interactions.
>>34483965ye
>>34483959Maybe a little but it used to be very high key. I'm working on it.
>>34483959>>34483971I see.
I don't rapidly change opinions about people though. If anything I have trouble changing my mind about people.
>>34483958Griffin? Peter Griffin? Woah
>>34483957Pretty low, its union based and not in a southern shit hole. Inmates will assault staff if they feel disrespected but it's rare now because they figured out it's usually guards trying to milk the system. Like one asshole guard called an inmate a punk in front of others and immediately got decked for it but was on paid admin leave for two straight years. The new meta is to claim PREA (sexual assault) on a guard, if enough inmates do it correctly it will get them fired.
Femanon-chan, aren't you lonely?
>>34483974I'm really just like a ham. I was a class clown throughout all of school. I don't think it's really that bad but I can get carried away, be too edgy, be too loud, say inappropriate things, and stuff like that.
Wish I had a gf to listen to ghost stories to
>>34483980nah, in fact, I wish people would leave me alone more
>>34483932I said what I said
>>34483983you can simply imagine a ghost gf
>>34483968seconding this
I said I wanted to be a comedian and everyone laughed. They were like "You should totally do that, Sean" "Wow yeah you're pretty funny" "I think you could do it"
>>34483990and you did, everyone's been laughing at you for decades
post hot takes about gendermine: tall men who specifically prefer and are attracted to below-average height girls are legitimately fucking weirdos and should keep that to themselves
>>34483882>>34483890Basically, there are two reasons to name/tripfag:1. You're willing to take responsibility over a project, such as hosting a comic book storytime or delivering drawing requests in the drawing generals, and want to provide updates without confusion or interference2. You crave attention and are willing to exploit other people's anonymity to prop yourself up as someone more worthy of attention than they are
>>34483982Gotcha. I was describing someone actually diagnosed with NPD in that post.They like to test and bully people.
>>34483992wanting to have sex is a red flag in both genders
Ooh la lala
>>34483993It kinda cracks me up that one of the namefags here is also an avatarfag.
>>34483994I probably did as a little kid but back then you were supposed to bully people and you couldn't be gay. Now you're supposed to be gay and you can't bully people.
>>34483996
>>34483992I'm proud of my love for short women though.
Did you know? Birds HATE women.
>>34483992Women with a body count of 2 or more should be stripped of their rights and become living fleshlights
>>34484002Birds gossip. It must be something.
>>34483962I've been doing this process for 15 years now :/Realistically I think I need to transfer/move or get a different job because I'm sure I exhausted all women in my town. I may have some personality issue I'm not aware of but I have female friends ask how I'm still single. Of course I may be showing a red flag that only comes out during dates.
>>34483998Oh, you can still bully people nowadays. It just has to be done under the guise of moralizing. Crybullying.
>>34483999Too long shut up don't care didn't asked you should have lurked moar as an underageb&
>>34484004Birds KNOW.
>>34484000Erm
>>34484005then your filter is probably way too demanding for what you bring to the table so your options are singlehood or lowering your filtering standards
Why do anti depressive medications make people eat so fucking much?My co worker got put on anti depressive medications and he constantly steals off to buy himself junk food and eats chronically to the point of compulsive spending.It honestly reminds me of when I was on similar psychological pills, and I did nothing but eat and eat and eat until I developed the physique of a potatoe.
>>34484010tick tock mf
>>34484008>you should have lurked moar as an underageb&this desu
>>34484002thats because historically it has been women taking away birds eggs, feathers and meat to turn into cakes, pillows and dinner
Women do you like stealing feathers and eggs to turn into stuff or even just simply keep as little trinkets and baubles?
>>34484014No breh I already had sex recently
>>34483999>If someone pisses you off on here, by far the best response is to simply be boring. And the more pissed you are, the more boring you should be.Checked. Apparently, that works on legit sociopaths too.https://youtu.be/EviK4p0ZzWg
>>34483951>non-evilHe acts like buddies with Trump and Trump likes him. That is NOT the sign of a good man.You know how dogs and cats are friendly toward good people? Donald Trump is like that, but for bad people instead of good ones.
>>34484017>>34484018That's QUITE a fucking hypothesis(I like it).
>>34484002They still haven't forgiven us for the hats
>>34484018No, leave no traceFeathers and eggs are both pleasing objects though you are on to something
>>34484018100%, I have feathers from peacocks, ostrich, wood peckers, jay birds and magpies, as well as hollowed out and decorated eggs for decoration, i also have down comforters and I eat lots of eggs and chickenbirds should be rightfully terrified of me, I even considered buying a feather stola just yesterday
how do i lose my virginity to a girl that wont laugh at me for cumming too fast? im 27 btw
>>34484025yeah, so called experts should simply ask me for the answer to their so called mysteries
>>34483999>And the more pissed you are, the more boring you should be.I hear you, and I already know this, but she was saying some shit that hit me in a very specific weak spot.I'm not totally unflappable and don't expect anyone else who uses this site to be, either. I've been using this site for 20 years and still don't believe that I or anyone else here should ever have to hide behind a layer of irony at all times.
What if corvids have a word for "woman" and this has been going on a while. They mostly communicate by being like "You see that motherfucker over there? They're dangerous"
>>34484030Find girl interested in you and be honest with them
>>34484019gross
>>34484002The human sample size in this study was 4 women and 4 men
>>34483934What is this boomer humor? Le funny Arabique numerals gotcha doesn't change the fact he supports anti-west terrorism and wants the city to become a caliphate
>>34484034this reminds me of that experiment they did with wild animals in africa where the sound of humans triggered the most scared reaction out of every animal compared to the sound of other predators like lionswe really are top of the food chain for a reason
>>34484038>foidy hands
>>34484037Where is the H
>>34484041Yeah, men never actually read the studies they harp on about
>>34484038lol>>34484039it's the "uhm sweaty, you like curry and kebab or not??" argument, as if stealing the good things about a culture without having to import the shit parts about it was the whole point of colonization
>>34484042wait, really? how did that happen and go?
>>34483731MaleYes, within reason.Exceptions:-woman has a lot more money at the moment-the expenses are significantly more than a decent meal for 2 AND the woman planned the date in question (if a guy unilaterally suggests a fancy restaurant, he should be prepared to pay for it, not expect a woman to pony up for the experience he himself is trying to deliver).>>34483739A man who expects sex in exchange for money is a pig. A woman who feels such an obligation, as if being a pig isn't disqualifying on its own, is a whore.>>34483741No, and I don't want to be with a woman who tolerates that kind of behavior from men. I'd dump a woman for offering.
>>34484046>>34484042>>34484037>>34484019>>34484014>>34484010>>34484000>>34483996wtf is this
>going to this once a week meeting because otherwise I'd have zero social life >there's this girl >we have something in common>want to at the very least have someone to talk about this commonality with >merely think that I could possibly date her if she's single and I like her enough>the week after I think this she stops showing up Ist es ober fur mich
>>34484048mind your own business aging ladyboy
>>34483739I'm not paying because I want sex though, I'm paying because I invited you to dinner.
>>34484050Why is it where I can read it if I need to mind my own business anon-sama
>>34484049yes, stop sexually harassing the poor girls at your church
should I start going to church with my mom?
>>34484053because
>>34484054I didn't sexually harrass her at all I never once said anything sexual to her
>>34484046Yes really. She came around to work, asked for my number, we hung out twice and fucked each timeIt ended after I got too clingy lol, which was for the best. I was so anxious and stressed from it that I stopped eating and got really BPD about it
>>34483980Yes until I go to sleep anon san
>>34484055Depends on wether or not you've already maxxed out your "pointless and boring activities" in your schedule or not
>>34483741If we never have sex then we're not in a relationship. You can say no if you're not feeling it, and if you prefer one hole over the others you can tell me that, but if we don't have sex then we're nothing more than friends and I'm going to find someone else who wants to fuck me.
>>34484057>think that I could possibly date hershe could sense the impure thoughts in your essence that tainted her religious experience by debasing it, she could smell the countless hours of gooning behind this seemingly innocent intention of collected fantasies about what you'd like to do to a potential gf
>>34484043I mean I used to
>>34484058sounds about right, doesn't sound like it was worth it but good for you or sorry that happened
>>34484001ok mr epstein
>>34484066Do religious women think married people don't have sex Why did you bring in religion anyway
>>34484069It was worth it for me, but the sex itself was mid Learning my boundaries and that I’m, in fact, capable of getting sex is good. It helped
>>34484070The short girl I like is older than me though.
>>34484071there's a difference between sane sex and whatever the hell you want to do>Why did you bring in religion anywaywe all know what these ambiguous "weekly meetings" are you mentioned
>>34484060well it's only once a week, I can probably fit it in
Yesterday all my troubles seemed so yesterday
>>34484072thats good to hear, I hope next time it goes slightly smoother
Women what do you really think of blowjobs?
>>34484078Now it looks as though they're yesterday
>>34484077ok
>>34484075Why are you being so accusatory towards me?Did you experience somehting like this?
>>34484079Yeah, me too. I had a weird but good conversation with a woman yesterday (who claimed she was a gang leader) that said I was chasing what I wanted instead of what I needed, so maybe that was the key Hope you’re okay
>>34484084She was passed around by the priests
>>34484084you asked why she started to avoid you, I simply answered your question with facts and logic, don't come at me just because you dislike the truth
Women what do you really think of erections?
I don't wanna close my eeeeeyesI don't wanna close my eyesDon't wanna close my eyesAnd I don't wanna close my eyes
>>>/a/287774824>this is what all the femoids here have to compete withNo wonder you fuckers wrote all the laws in the 20th century LOL
Do women like pizza or cheeseburger better?
>>34484088How about I "come" at you with my "hard" facts haha
>>34484086so... by her logic, what she needs is being a gang leader? but yeah, I can see that, it feels more like it was about proving a point but maybe that was exactly what you needed
>>34484087Guess not all of them stay chaste>>34484088OkWhat can I do about this then
>>34484094I will tell sky daddy about this behavior of yours, you will hear from him
>>34483731MI prefer 50:50 at first, but I can easily offer full pay on subsequent dates. If she demands I pay the full 100% first time around then we probably won't talk again after that unless if it's very well established that she's a traditional-minded girl beforehand to which then I would indulge her on it if I find the sincerity of her statements reasonable enough. If somehow she has the ladyballs to offer to cover 100% of it then go for it girl I won't object.>>34483741I feel like this statement assumes a very objectified outlook on sex. It's not about will she let me have access to this part of this or or access to that part of whatever, it's about seeing how far she's willing to open up to someone intimately. If there's always going to be these big walls everywhere then it's always going to feel at least somewhat intimidating generally unwelcoming compared to any other circumstance. It also feels like this is assumed to be a one way street when it's really not. I feel like it should work both ways. It's like living in a high trust vs low trust society. You might be able to live in both but one is certainly more happier to live in. This is not to say that you ever need to give in to people's demands if you don't want to, you absolutely have the rights to your own body and how much or how little others have access to it, and no one has any authority to change that but you. Still, it's some food for thought and hopefully a worthwhile perspective.>>34483747I wouldn't know what to do without you folks>>34483752Support the value of my internal feelings and the actions I take. Give me an environment in which can I feel free to express myself in an authentic manner. Use compassion instead of shame>>34483782M, WhiteCringe. People don't choose what race to be born as like it's some rpg character creator
>>34484096>What can I do about this thenleave her alonestop being a goonerstop bringing your gooner self to spaces that are supposed to be about worship and devotion, it's highly disrespectful and despicable
>>34483741>mouthof course>vagoodefinitely>pooperI might fiddle with it during foreplay or if I go out of my mind with arousal, but also yes>>34484093that's a retarded question. We know you think the cartoon is cute but you didn't have to have this shitty pretense
>>34484098You wanna call me daddy? You wanna be on your worst behavior? You wanna hear from me?
>>34484095>what she needs is being a gang leader?I asked her this and yeah, she said so. >proving a pointWell yeah, how many times did I say I’d do something then didn’t? This felt like I could actually live in the real. She reminded me of you desu, and it was a wake up call for myself
>>34484103wow, blasphemous
Men, I've grown up hearing that you cant multitask while women can. Is that true?
>>34484106Yeah you've been a dirty girl
>>34484107Not really, no.
>>34484107Idk about other guys but I definitely cannot focus on two things at once.
>>34483990Sean?
>>34484105yeah, repairing trust in your own words, doesn't sound like too bad a deal but I can also see her point that encounters like this aren't really what you need long term, but everyone has to start somewhere
>ugly dude with extremely good hair Do ugly moids go all in on haircare or something???
>>34484113It's a joke from God where he gifts someone in one area but makes them shit everywhere else
What is dating you like?
>>34484101>leave her aloneShe doesn't show up anymore so that's doneSo do you want me to just not go anymore?
>>34484112Yeah, basically. The girl cut it off because she said she needed to be single and I scared her when I said “are we dating” (I was half asleep and joking). I didn’t press the issue, I don’t want a casual arrangement like I thought I did. I did it, and now I know a little better. At least I eat good
>>34484117if you love feeling avoided, you came to the right place
>>34484117Dunno never had someone date me
>>34484117FDry humping, delusion, and disappointment
>>34484118She's trolling you
Do women like Spy x Family?
>>34483713Femanons, would you forgive him?
>>34483731>gender roles for thee, not for me>>34483743Sounds good in theory, in practice women expect men to ask them out and not the other way around, so this ends up being "men should pay" without looking so shameless
>>34484117MAll consuming until I go cold because you icked me
>>34484118>not just a gooner but also slow in the headsighno, I want you to cleanse yourself to be worthy of sacred spaces againthe hell do you think is the point of all these purifications rituals across all religions and those transitional elements before prayer or other acts of devotion? just so you can sit there and fantasize about bending the girls going there to worship over? you're a disgrace really, ptui
>>34484123>femanon dry humping your leg while you pet her hairIf you're not white please don't say
How do I text this girl? I want to talk to her but she is always with her friend I don't have the skill to approach them both
>>34484125how?
>>34484132this post does not make religion look less gay or neurotic btw
>>34484117Pretty fun. I treat women well and like to find ways for both of us to have fun and see cool stuff.
>>34484138do I look like I care btw
>>34484137Like you always do
>>34484107"Again, not everybody is the same way, but, by and large, men are single-taskers. We do one thing and we do it pretty well. Women can handle lots of things. Guys aren't wired that way. That's why it's not a good idea to put a man in charge of more than one kid at a time.""One of the reasons that men are so good in what they do, is because of this ability to completely focus on just one task. Men usually will rise to the top of any profession, even those dominated sometimes by women. The best hair-designers in the world a lot of times are men, best cooks in the world - men. Why is that? Because we have this unique ability to focus on just one thing and do it extremely well..."https://youtu.be/814eR5K7KD8?t=2360
>>34484138Methinks that was anon's intention mayhap perchancethey trole u lole or whatever. boring
>>34484141I never troll people, I actually mean what I say, people just wish I was trolling
>>34484144explain how what I said is wrong or be silent forever, troll
>>34484145Baiting and retarded common co occurence
>>34484147what a well laid out counter argument, you made me change my mind
>>34484151How about I lay you out bitch
If you had a superhero power, which one would you choose? >Stop time>Teleport twice a day >Be high at work with no consequences>Regrowable organs >Telepathically assassinate one person a year>Punch people with ESP >Be able to have weekly or monthly one night stands with a woman >Be black>Be bilingual >Be a trans woman
>>34484154stop time, no competition
State Gender, what are your thoughts on Professor Bruce Gilley's seminal and groundbreaking essay "The Case for Colonialism"?
>>34484107I can, but it gets diagnosed as ADHD and the psychologists try to medicate it out of me
>>34484154I'm already bilingual, so
>>34484159f, people should mind their own business, nothing good has ever come from getting in over ones head, let the idiots figure it out themselves and don't waste your resources on people that aren't your people is my opinion on colonialism, I have no idea what that mr gilley thinks about it but given the title of his work, I doubt we'd agree
>>34483713M here. I feel like a broken toy. Have you or anyone you know ever loved someone with zero confidence?
>>34484166But they have lithium and diamonds and shiet
>>34484162When I was in school there were only like between 3 and 5 black guys who went to my school. One of them was really into comics, and he always said "I like reading about superheroes because I am one. I have the power of being a black man!"
>>34484134I am white
>>34484170yeah, nothing good has ever come from having lithium and diamonds, I said what I said, use the resources under your feet or perish
>>34483792>I had a random from a dating app spring a third wheel on me last minuteThat's a pretty good reason to ditch the date on the spot imo
>>34484154>Be high at work with no consequencesI already have this superpower, but I don't feel good about myself whenever I use it.I'd pick teleportation if I'm guaranteed to never partially teleport inside of a solid object.If I can punch with ESP, can I also kick with it? Could I use this power to jump and cartwheel fast and high as fuck? Could I swim faster with it?
>>34484173>I am whiteNot for long.
>>34484174Wrong
>>34484178your greed sickens me
>>34484117I have a lot of time for you because I'm unemployed
>>34484154>>Teleport twice a daythis is the best power by far
>>34484179If I want their shit I'm gonna take it, they're a bunch of tribal savages what are they gonna do. If you wanna live like them you can go ahead and go there.
What data do you think has been collected or extracted from you on 4chan?
>>34484184"this nigga really whines about his dick a lot"
>>34484184I'm sure my file is labeled>WARNING: extremely good at posting
>>34484177Ew
>>34484107I multitask all the time
>>34484182>what are they gonna doappeal and exploit the motherly instinct of your women to trigger empathy so they can invade your lands, eat from your plates and sleep in your beds whilst screeching about reparations and ruining everything for your next generation to the point of your own people not wanting to breed anymore? perchance
>>34484184Too much, because you guys are fucking crazy
so menif just hypothetically some of your responses happened to be recorded and stored for later undisclosed use what would your reaction bewould you be upset about this or is it okay
>>34484078Yeah
>>34484184>horny degenerate
>>34484184everything
>>34484171I mean, a heterosexual white male is the default human body build.I assume every anon is them unless specified otherwise.
>>34484174What device are you currently using to post on the internet?
>>34484191Just bomb them to shit. Just don't let them in. They don't even have internet access.
>>34484184"He has mild schizophrenia and crippling jungle fever"
>>34484200never mind, you're too dumb to talk to
>>34484193Stop you’re giving me a tummy ache
>>34484201how's that going for you so far?
Why did the writers of Doctor Who only decide to give The Doctor a sex life after they made one of his regenerations canonically gay? Previous versions of The Doctor would flirt, like 12 had a clear adversarial romance subtext going on with Missy/The Master, 10 seemed flattered at least by Jack Harkness come-ons, but he was de facto asexual.What's so special about a gay lead on Doctor Who that they only THEN decided to allude to The Doctor having fucked?
My best talent is not letting him smash until we break up
>>34484206Do I look like a head of state to you?
>>34484117My ex said she really admired my sense of humor
>>34484210you'd find out why they aren't doing that pretty fast if you were, so no
>>34484184Recently I asked about a question about a particular subject on another board on my macbook, and then later that day when I opened reddit on my phone (I know) the first thing on my feed was a suggestion to join a subreddit for that topic. So probably a lot more than I realize tbqh
>>34484184>man this guy really wants to eat ass
>>34484209Your methods are very questionable
>>34484208Uh, the 1st Doc had a granddaughter, no?
>>34484154I'm gonna stop time so that I have more time in the day
What the hell! Why do I let rub their weenie on me
>>34484212It worked before they just decided to give women rights for some reason
>>34484184They think I'm this guy.
Why do my iems keep shocking me when I put them on
>>34484221the reason being that men will always give women what they want because they think with their dick, if men weren't such pathetic coomers, we could actually have nice things but no, they just HAVE to be pussy whippedbehead all gooners
>>34484154Regrowable organs is conditional immortality so I pick that one
>>34484203So you're happy to benefit from it regardless
>>34484204wait wait no anon its hypothetical so nothing is happening dont worry
>>34484228this is the "uhm sweaty, if you want to eat kebab, that comes with arab gangs raping your daughters to death, deal with it" argument once againjust be silent please
Big tiddy redbones...
>>34484224So you're in favour of blowing up African cannibals for the resources under their feet if it means women can't vote to import them
the trick to stop being a miserable incel is to be voluntarily celibate! therefore, you can't be involuntarily celibate!i am so smart.
>>34484234big tiddy anon...
Women I'm having a heart attack
>>34484224You are a retard.
>>34484235no, I'm in favor of working with what your land gives you but if you have to be a greedy fat fuck that has to go and steal other people's shit and exploit them so you can amass more bullshit you can't pair that kind of behavior with being a pussy whipped faggot that can't say no if your missus thinks thats soooo mean and you need to bring that skinny black child into your home so she can keep it as a pet for her entertainment and it ends up breeding your daughter
>>34484231That makes absolutely no sense. You're saying colonialism is wrong, use the resources under your feet or perish, lithium bad. But you're using lithium to shitpost so obviously you can't think it's that bad. No different than idiots who cry about how oppressive the west is while at the same time insisting on living in and benefiting from it
>>34484241amazing argument, made me change my mind
>>34484242I never said I'd bring them back I said I'd take their shit that they can't use and give my missus the finger And then she'll shut up and be happy with whatever luxuries said exploits produced
>>34484184
>>34484193Say something spooky and maybe I'll give a shid
>>34484224Nah they actually thought women were going to be competent for whatever reason
>>34484245You have to grow up first and stop unironically attributing bullshit to "PEOPLE HAVE SEX AND THAT IS BAD"
Being near a penis is like being near an atomic bomb one wrong move and it will ruin your life
>>34484231>How dare you address my blatant hypocrisyKill yourself
>>34484253Nukes are usually a whole lot harder to set off and destroy everything though
>>34484193Nigga I've posted my real name, the city I live in, and my (former) employer itt. Not all at the same time of course but the point is I'm not afraid of 4chan.
>>34484243>you can't use the benefits of a shit deal if you have no power over the deal anyways because reasons your brownness is showing if me throwing away my device would actually end globalism, I'd thrown it away long ago but shits fucked anyways, there's no point in irrelevant actions like this, this is like using paper straws whilst entire industries just pump their waste into the ocean, it's virtue signaling in the wrong place and on the wrong scale >inb4 every action counts/if everyone does their part, it worksjust be silent, I beg you
>>34484255Not if you're me
>>34484252You could just stop fucking literally everyone, whore
>>34484258I can't coooom
>>34484247yeah, because that worked sooo well in the past *looks at indian trade routes*don't establish a flow from a place you don't want pests to crawl from, you will lower your guard and they will infest your home
>>34484209then what
>>34484262And you won't
>>34484257>You CANNOT notice my hypocrisy ugh ugh just don't factor my lifestyle in ugh that's so stupidWomen always think their emotions are ultimate truth.
>>34484256>Not all at the same time of course but the point is I'm not afraid of 4chan.This has been my policy with the internet in general for the last fifteen years. I say a lot of crazy shit on here, but I don't feel that I've said anything that could actually make me unsafe.
>>34484251the reason being them thinking with their pant snail
>>34484263>trade routesThere's your problem if you're dealing with subhumans you don't "trade"
>>34484254>>34484268>indians malding
>>34484272you have to bring it home somehow, by ship, by plane, by railif you establish a way in, pests will find a way to use that to their advantage
>>34484275No risk no reward
Is the good posts machine broken
>>34484277nice reward you got therewas that really worth the cinnamon? it's nice but not nice enough to warrant all that, we have spices at home
>>34484278I'm on overdrive actually
>>34484279By "pests" do you mean actual pestilence And cinnamon is my favourite I'll have you know
>>34484266Nothing
>>34484262Aww
>>34484260>underage /pol/ack thinks pussy is the reason he can't be an epic imperialist
>>34484282anything that comes into your space and lowers your quality of life is a pestjust stick to thyme, juniper and elderflowers you ungrateful fuck
>>34484286>tfw no beautiful tanned microbikini wearing gf
>>34484242>>34484247It do be like thathttps://youtu.be/ErMqDcwLWOs
Come over baby so we can do nothing and then I make you leave
>>34484292
>>34484295Are you talking to me
>>34484291Pests are easy to deal with if you aren't a pussy. I will not settle for less for no reason
>>34484173>picrelwhat mean?
>>34484300so easy all your forefathers stood no chance against them huh
Settle on these tits
>>34484298you forgot the microbikini part of the prompt
>>34484302>Disease goes from one place with shit sanitation to another place with shit sanitation Yeah it's not my fault they were retards
>>34484301are you retarded?
>>34484278sorry hon', been spending all day wallowing, i'll be back in working order by the weekend. just hold tight, okay?>>34484268it's not that you're noticing her hypocrisy, it's that you're apparently too retarded to comprehend the medium-small picture, let alone the big picture, and yet you STILL think you're correct.if your personality had a noise, it would sound like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2_-2tJ-uM
>>34484284do you enjoy the suffering at least?
>>34484306it's your fault for being so full of yourself you think you're better than them and won't end up in the same situation I can guarantee you they thought the same thing and look how that turned outwhy take such an unnecessary risk when you have all you could ever need right in front of your doorstep? again, your greed sickens me
>>34484307arst thou?
>>34484309Nope
>>34484277solar panels have a 30% reward rate on a realistic scenario for little to no risksome rewards don't have risk attached
>>34484308it can comprehend it very well, it's just scared that it's main argument for not sending it back to where it came from is losing it's power over people
>>34484257No, you're missing the point. Obviously throwing away your device doesn't make any difference, that should go without saying. The point is your entrenchment in the feelings of entitlement to the comforts, leisure, and technology afforded to you as a result of colonialism. You deserve everything but you will shit on the system that has given it to you
>>34484313why then? are you ok? have you eaten?
>>34484299No the other guy
>>34484310I am better though I learned from their mistakes And I don't have everything I need at my doorstep. You have the African jungle savage mindset where you sit in place and do nothing. I have the white man's mindset
>>34484317I'd gladly go back to living in a cage if it wouldn't lead to being incarcerated due to "tax evasion", it has become illegal to not participate in the rotten fruits of what benefits only them
>>34484318What no I don't eat anymore
>>34484323that doesn't sound right
>>344841844chan has more of my most intimate data than anywhere else but also they will see how logically inconsistent I am and how many opinions of mine have changed over the last few years
>>34484316i remain unconvinced :\
>>34484320mhm, and the white man's mindset of needing more more more is exactly why we're going extinct, it used to be a necessary instinct to survive harsh nordic winters to develop the desire to hoard resources but it has become the white mans downfalllearn some humbleness and contentment ffs
I love (you) :)
>>34484325I'm sure most of our datasets are like this and that human eyes rarely land on them unless we make actionable threats of violence.
>>34484327nta but your worldview is both cliche and very stupid, like this is some 8th grade level discussion
>>34484321Oh yeah, your types always have a victim complex too. Toddler mentality
>>34484256>>34484269i guess i meant if anons would be creeped out if i was saving some of their responses to stare atin that case i will take that as an okay to save responses then
>>34484332>>34484333thank you for your valuable arguments, very insightful and convincing, truly made me reconsider my whole stance that you provided this novel information
>>34484335i hereby give (You) explicit permission to save this post and admire it from time to time. mwah.
>>34484335oh lol yeah I don't give a shit. I'd be flattered depending on what you'd savedWhole reason I started posting on this board was because I want to give anons good advice and thoughtful responses
>>34484327If women couldn't vote and Hitler never existed we would've been fine. There's nothing wrong with wanting to get ahead and be at the top
>>34484336You are gay
>>34484340I appreciate your dedication to the bait>>34484343no u
>>34484327Meanwhile china have locust mindset
>>34484345Demonstrably false lemme eat yo shit
>>34484345Game recognizes game
>>34484327>mhm, and the white man's mindset of needing more more moreThis "mindset" is the very reason you live in a comfortable modern society and don't have to give birth on the ground in the middle of the jungle.
>>34484348>more bait sigh
>>34484346china has sex with me
nobody comes to this thread for colonialism discussion faggots go take this to /pol/
>>34484350Ran out of stupid shit to say?
Why gay and faggot are still insults? Aren't we supposed to be more tolerant towards those mentally ill people nowadays?
>>34483927>moving the goalposts when shown you're wrong>>34483955lmao
>>34484338>>34484339thank you both anonshave a good day/night/etc
state gendercan't we all just agree that humanity is monstrous and ugly, and that true compassion looks like trying to replace the entirety of mankind with machines?
>>34484193I've given too much power to some people, I'll have to leave with the concequences
>>34484357True compassion looks like me reaming your bussy and holding you as we drift into the night
>>34484357safe edgy misanthropy is gay, and transhumanism is gay too
>>34484352BTW notice how anytime these off topic political debates happen the tiktok spammer coincidentally disappears, like it's one person spamming his bait and rotating tactics whenever he gets tired of one or the other.
>>34484360>transhumanismi didn't say the machines should be human.
>>34484352>>34484361I'm not even baiting I just think it's fun to talk about stupid shit, God knows nothing better happens in these threads. Would you prefer it if we went back to talking about anal sex with jh or something
>>34484361>anon on the verge of finding out that timezones existbravo
>>34484335Depends on how far will you go with that
>>34484364I think there's maybe a middle ground between the armchair pundit hour and the throuple queen simpery hour
>>34484364>Would you prefer it if we went back to talking about anal sex with jh or somethingyes, i want to talk about HOT ANAL SEX with femanons
>>34484357shut up bitch
>>34484336Not trying to convince you of anything, just find your type of virtue signalling to be particularly grating especially since it's so common
>>34484357Your government issued robot waifu complete with artificial womb is never going to happen
>>34484357MNo. Death to cyborgs
>>34484372is being a contrarian your whole personality or what?
>>34484367Gayest shit I've ever seen wtf
>>34484374ideally there would be no humans to have any robot waifus, in this scenario. or if there are any humans, they are kept as curios by the overseers.>>34484375not talking about cyborgs. what part of "replace" do the people in this thread not understand?
>>34484376Nope. Seems to be more your purview
>>34484363That's even gayer
>>34484382>not talking about cyborgs. what part of "replace" do the people in this thread not understand?Any human that's a clank supremacist is a cyborg
Femanons:Thoughts on a guy you're dating who has an extensive comic book collection? Over 1000 issues.
>>34484367>there's even fucking sketchupLMAOO though i don't feel like exerting enough effort to even find out what the context of this is
>>34484387with any luck, it won't matter in the end.>>34484388that isn't how that works, but i'll gladly take the title if it distances me from others.
>>34484389nag but how much space does that take up?
For bothWhat's your gender, and what's your most embarrassing gender-specific story? (e.g. something embarrassing that happened to you which would never happen to the opposite gender)
>>34484391>that isn't how that works, but i'll gladly take the title if it distances me from others.I'm pretty much trying to make fetch happen but I also refer to anyone who over-relies on LLMs and generative AI as a cyborg
>>34484393They're in drawer boxes, but not as much as you would think. But it is in it's own room.
>>34484389That would be fine, as long as he wasn't super autistic and obsessed with it
>>34484394MProbably one of the many times I got morning wood at the office
>>34484400i though those only happen first thing in the morning? it can sometimes kick in later?
>>34483782>>State gender + Race>How do (You) feel about racial fetishization?Meh, at least it's not very perverted
>>34484394FHands down my worst story was when I was 13 and found out I could link paypal to my bank account to buy stuff online. I immediately bought a vibrator because obviously. Unfortunately for this story, the shop was doing a giveaway where you ALSO got some cheap little butt plug with purchase.Long story short, it was delivered while I was at school and my mum did NOT respect my privacy. And no I didn't get to keep my ill gotten purchases.
>>34483793>Foids, do you think you have a Top 1% vagina?I can only hope so. Virgin femanons/nonas probably do as long as they you know take care of their themselves and change their underwear etc
>>34484396If I had to guess I'd think 1000 issues of comics could fit in a 3 drawer filing cabinet if you wanted. Is that close?
>>34484400MWouldn't that just be a boner, dude? Unless you sleep at the office.
>>34484404I think if my parents got a fleshlight and butt plug in the mail when I was 13 I'd be in some pretty deep shit
>>34483806>Foids were you ever bullied by male classmates so much that you snapped and fought back?No but I wish had the one who threatened my family. I did fight my female bully but not the adult one she got away Scott free
>>34484402It can happen when I'm still tired within an hour or two of waking up.
>>34484405Tranny hands
>>34483871>Foids were you ever bullied by other females so much that you had no choice but to charm the male bully group with your body for protection?I already answered this question. I fought with her, wish I had punched her in the face.
>>34484411>the adult oneQrd?
>>34483901>Women, is the idea of women being extra or somehow increasingly meaner/crueler to eachother a real concept? Or does that not match your experience growing up? Media depicts this often and idk if its a cultural script or if women really are generally crueler/more socially ruthless to other women than men are to other menIt's real. Adult women/young women still do it. People dont really grow up.
Would you play a game where the protagonist is pregnant?
>>34484410My mum is and was pretty open minded. I wasn't in trouble as such, but I got an extensive talking to about sex, boys, safety and why I was too young. She was gentle about it and I can see that looking back but my god I was mortified.I can also see now with the benefit of hindsight, that a year later when my aunt "snuck" me a vibrator, my mum probably arranged that. Barely used it because I was so horrified from the original experience that I kept it buried as far from my mother's possible snooping as possible and was scared she'd hear the buzzing.
>>34483906>Women>Are periods truly that bad? Rate the pain out of 10.9/10 yea they're painful
>>34484404MMy parents would have kicked my ass and grounded me for months if I did this. I also didn't have a bank account until I was 15
>>34483920>Women would you get the ick if your boyfriend accidentally sneezes/coughs in your face?If he excused himself and apologized I'd accept it, but I'd eventually spank him. hypothetically because I'm single.
>>34484419christ lady you know you can just masturbate with your hands right?
>>34484404i hope you can laugh at this story now, it's funny and wholesome in an innocence sort of way
>>34483871boys and girls both bullied me and nobody protected me. i dropped out and homeschooled.
>>34483929>Genders, >do you think mexican and india food kind of go together? No!>What's your favorite fusion-cuisine?Mexican and Korean, Mexican and Japanese, other fusions
>>34484423I was a horny beast and not the brightest. All I knew was that my friend who was much cooler than me had a vibrator and wouldn't shut up about it. I wanted to be mature and cool like her and know things about sex and pleasure, and I got a bit too far ahead of myself. But yes I learned the manual methods once my shame faded.
>>34484418i love women with straight bobs like this
>>34484012>Why do anti depressive medications make people eat so fucking much?>My co worker got put on anti depressive medications and he constantly steals off to buy himself junk food and eats chronically to the point of compulsive spending.>It honestly reminds me of when I was on similar psychological pills, and I did nothing but eat and eat and eat until I developed the physique of a potatoe.They probably fuck up the brain chemistry and want people to get fatter thats why those people make it that way
>>34484419Did you have a phone at the time, those vibrate too
>>34484055>should I start going to church with my mom?Only if you want to to be more closer to God spiritually.
>>34484012most serotonin in your body is produced and lives in your gut, something like 90% iirc. it shares receptors with the brain, so taking antidepressants like SSRIs will necessarily have downstream consequences.
so, girls watch this stuff, so some of you must want me to act like the hallmark guy, and if i'm almost as attractive as a hallmark guy (i'd say more except height) i should eventually have success, right?
>>34484055so long as it isn't a jehovah's witness church, you should be fine
>>34484425I would've protected you. I got expelled from middle school for dropping a guy bullying a friend of mine off like an 8 foot drop
>>34484433what the flip are you talking about
>>34483992>post hot takes about gender>mine: tall men who specifically prefer and are attracted to below-average height girls are legitimately fucking weirdos and should keep that to themselvesMy hot take is that you're jealous, being jealous is le bad, it affects you both mentally and physically. My hot take is that men are into bully women that also troll online and irl.
>>34484012consider the role serotonin has in hibernating animals, and consider the fact that serotonin slows metabolism, and you have your answer.
Aw man
>>34484436hallmark movie tropes
>>34484418the idea of having kids scares me but this genuinely has me bricked
>>34484397Elaborate on autistic and obsessed. Do you mean knowing a lot about the lore of certain characters or like how he collects and conditions of books?
I cannot believe what I’ve experienced in my life in the last 10 months.
>>34484436your stinky europeanness is showing
>>34484413Seek help, stop get some help.gifYou were cucked, bucked and broken by a tranny. Seethe anon seethe.
>>34484435holy cow!! that's metal anon!! i dont know why you would do that for me anyway but im glad you stuck up for your friend!!
>chinese girl is kinda annoying but she’s fun to talk with irl>big titty white girl hasn’t spoken to me in 2 days even tho she said she liked me (bitch) so she’s probably not on the table>the 20 year old stoner metal girl is cute but I haven’t seen her ass yet and her chest is kinda whatever>19 year old alt latina thinks I’m interesting and she’s like a foot and a half shorter than me so I have her wrapped around my finger but idk much about her yet. She has a nice face, decent titsDecisions decisions atoga!
>>34484407A drawer box holds about 235 comics.
>>34484418Can I play as the fetus? Imagine if the entire gameplay is just sitting in a dark cramped location but you can occasionally kick your mom for no particular reason
>>34484443me except i'm on month 15
Men, how long is ur philtrum?
>>34484444im american and ive cried to christmas hallmark movies i just had a hard time reading the sentence for some reason probably because im stupid!
>>34484418mech games are essentially the same thing, prove me wrong
>>34484416My assistant grade teacher, and my grade school teacher bullied me and my classmates, wish I had told, she should have never been made a teacher. Seeing those videos about kids now adays disrespecting/bullying their school teachers would have cried if they had been in my classmates and I shoes.
what anon do you think you know the most about?
>>34484445Ok tranny
>>34484433>>34484433and when i say success i mean hallmark happily ever after success, not sex
>>344844566’5’’ StarCraft 2 chad
>>34484449This is already the life of the average atoga moid
>>34484450I hope it ends soon
>>34484456the fat ones
MFW playing Haruhi Dress Up flash games State your sex and link a good /f/lash
>>34484451Not
>>34484456Swiss
>>34484451Roughly 11mm
>>34484452aw, sorry for calling you stinky. it'll be okay *pat pat*
>>34484336there's nothing to challenge, you just have a gay and timid way of seeing the world. people like you will never help us walk on the moon, create great works of art, solve novel problems etc. you just have an embarrassing view on life
>>34484456Me
>>34484456minha querida princesinha macaquinha, que odeia esperma
>>34484456the one who likes fat white guys (me) so i can pretend i shouldnt be dead for looking the way i do
I missed a job interview today but wasn't sure about it. How stupid should I feel?
>>34484465
>>34484476>I missed a job interview today but wasn't sure about it. How stupid should I feel?Not stupid, maybe it was a good thing. And or call again to reschedule. What zoomers forget is to call the job place again
>>34484462me too, miseryposter, me too sigh. but you know as well as i do that the wicked don't get no rest>>34484456probably swiss, since we were e-pals for like a month. if i'm on a hero's journey, she was the helpful crone that gave me useful magic
>>34484456The one I've met irl
i just found out that circumcision totally removes the most sensitive part of the penis cut moids ITT, how do you even enjoy sex? Do you just like the aspect of having sex with someone despite not feeling anything?
>>34484481that isn't quite how that works, anon. the real estate for the foreskin nerves in the brain don't disappear simply because the foreskin is gone. that said, every doctor performing or encouraging medically unnecessary circumcisions should be flogged
>>34484470its ok i am probably stinky
>>34484481I don't know what bullshit you're reading, but I have a foreskin and it's not even close to the most sensitive part of the penis.
>>34484481I do feel something, and I don't know what I'm missing.I don't feel like my sex life has suffered for my genital mutilation, thankfully. It is what it is. I
>>34484456Qt
Uncut guy here but jerking off with your skin up is insane you guys gave no idea.
>>34484484do you not bathe regularly...?
>>34483782MaleWhiteIt's degenerate
>>34484475how do you look?
Women, is it true you usually shave on Thursdays?
>>34484117No idea, hasn't happened, but I'd probably spill spaghetti and either be completely robotic out of anxiety or get really animated while monologuing about the thirty years' war.
I don’t understand how foreskin works
>>34484492i havent shaved in years
>>34484494What's confusing about it
>>34484489i bathe regularly just its regularly kind of far apart but today i biked to the store and home but i didnt shower so im icky
>>34484494Clitoral hood if she huge
>>34484497Wash up you stinky femcel
>>34484499im not a femcel im just lonely and im showering before bed i think i just got busy kinda when i got home
>>34484404I would snap if my daughter ended up like this at 13
>>34484495Why?
Can you shut the fuck up holy shit
>>34484502i dont have a bf so i dont feel any need to
>>34484503No nigga. Tourette's.
>>34484497your wordplay is amusing but probably you should bathe closer together dummy because it is good for your sovl and probably you'd cry less at christmas hallmark movies
>>34484428Me too, bruv
>>34484504If you were my gf you wouldnt be allowed to shave your pubes
>>34484443Attack ships off the elbow of Orion?
>>34484478>Not stupid, maybe it was a good thing. And or call again to reschedule. What zoomers forget is to call the job place againI sent out an email. The commute was going to be way too long.
>>34484504Why haven't you dated in years?
>>34484506i cry at movies bc my body feels it and i just have to its not really like. how would showering change that i dont get that. i cry in the showers anyways like every time
Goodnight atogaHope I dream of cuddling flat chested women tonight
>>34484512im only 21 so i think thats pretty normal for my agei would like one but the effort to get one is just annoying
>men dont open up and bottle up their emotions!>*opens up a little bit*>nooooo not like that you're just trauma dumping i am not your therapist!>you're giving me the ick by sharing weaknesses and insecurities! i will now use them against you and emasculate you every time we argue!how would atoga fix this?
Why do women cry so damn much
>>34484513WHY are you crying in the showers anon?? the movies i get, sometimes the characters are cute or colorful and the fictions are nice. are you sure it isn't just the shower getting your face wet?
>>34484518Ban women
>>34484519Catharsis, but also, sometimes life just enjoys kicking you while you're down.
>>34484519due to a combination of higher prolactin levels, smaller tear duct capacity, and social conditioning. Hormonally, women possess higher levels of prolactin (associated with emotional tears) and lower levels of testosterone (which may inhibit crying)
Why does no shape or style of earplugs work for me? Do I not deserve silence?
>>34484510I mean call them too, it'll help too. Don't give up.
>>34484518oh i don't argue with women. heated discussions, fine, but she takes it down any kind of unnecessarily ugly route, it is cut contact immediately with no love lost. i have zero tolerance for that shit, none
>>34484524What have you tried
>>34484524Earplugs are too big for my virgin ears
>>34484518I would never intentionally do that to a guy but as someone who's never been through anything even remotely traumatic or difficult in my life, I really have no clue how to comfort ppl since I've never had anyone do that for me.
>>34484442Both really. Like he has enough physical space and money for it, and it's just a fun hobby without anything compulsive going on like hoarding or buying comics at the expense of more important things, and not making it his entire personality and lifestyle
>>34484524>Why does no shape or style of earplugs work for me? Do I not deserve silence?Are you ear holes small?
>>34484524u just need to squish them
>female struggles with assertiveness>"awww poor thing she needs to learn to stand up for herself!">male struggles with assertiveness>"just another useless, pathetic man who can't do anything right"Why is this acceptable?
>>34484456Hang on, let me consult my spreadsheet...
>>34484536Men are supposed to be strong and women are supposed to weakSimple as
>>34484536Gender roles
>>34484520well being in the shower used to be the only place i got to have private time so now whenever i get in one my brain goes "oh we can catch up on all the feelings you swallowd up and think all the thoughts you stopped thinking bc it was scary" and so it all dumps on me at the same time so i lay down and cry for a while and then i wash my hair and get out. i also think my body is ugly which makes me really sad because all i ever really wanted was to be pretty but you dont always get what you want.
>>34484533which are you?
>>34484536>>female struggles with assertiveness>>"awww poor thing she needs to learn to stand up for herself!">>male struggles with assertiveness>>"just another useless, pathetic man who can't do anything right">Why is this acceptable?Retardation and society ruled by elite jews
>>34484456>what anon do you think you know the most about?Probably JH when I'm here since she gets mentioned so often. Offline? There was this anon who'd see shadow people in the woods, and for some reason my mind will wander back to that story every few months. Oh, and there was this hypersexual tomboy who used to post, and I'll sometimes find myself wondering how to get a chick like that.
There's a renfair near me in July, I think I'm gonna get a plague doctor mask and attend.Thoughts?
>>34484475hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>34484537Can I see it?
>>34484460>6’5’’ StarCraft 2 chadHe's busting tinder sluts these days instead of hydras, lol.
>>34484519i tear up if I start remembering my mom who has been dead almost as long as i knew her alive. and im a moid
>>34484549:(
>>34484516I feel that. I wish I could skip dating and just already be comfortable with somebody.
>>34484540aw, i used to feel the same way with showers. well, less private time and more "here is a space for like 30ish mins where nobody is around and i can be sequestered". you sound like you really do need some moid to give you pats, i hope you can find one someday
I want a real life of my own
>>34484552i would be so bad if i got a boy because i would abuse it like drugs to just not ever be alone so i dont have to feel or think this stuff anymore
>>34484549Damn
>>34484553We will get it anon, maybe not tomorrow but we will get it.
>>34484540I remember when I was at my lowest crying on the shower floor felt so good
>>34484549It's okay anon.
>>34484537>Hang on, let me consult my spreadsheet.Can you tell us when the next ovulation wave will hit?
>>34484558I broke down crying in the living room floor last year because I realized I didn't wanna be alone anymore B)
>>34484545>There's a renfair near me in July, I think I'm gonna get a plague doctor mask and attend.>Thoughts?Careful not to get overheated buy a wearable mini fan
>>34484555*pat pat pat* you sound like you need therapy, too. were your parents not very supportive people?
Women, can you show us a screenshot of your period tracker?
F heresometimes when I masturbate the juices have an indescribable strong smell, when it dries my fingers smell light and sweet. what did my pussy>>34484559 secretions mean by this
>>34484564Genuinely good advice, I did have concerns over that
>>34484558i like crying in the shower a little because the water is warm and it feels like a sort of hug but that makes me stay too long then the warer gets cold and i get the sniffles and feel like the warm water abandoned me
>>34484561How does someone just realize that
>>34484518>how would atoga fix this?MI think we gotta build our own support structures. Check in with guys in your family, hit up that friend you haven't talked to in a couple years and see how they're doing. I think that's a good start.
>>34484567Moid hands
>>34484565no they didnt like me much. i used to get overstimulated as a little kid and try to explain what felt wrong but i was loud and bad at talking clear through my feelings so they told me i had anger issues so any time i got overwhelmed they were like youre super mean and awful for feeling that way please shut up. actually they said i was letting the monster out and i felt like a monster
>>34484567You disgusting cretin
>>34484566I'm on the pill so I don't bother with that
>>34484479Why am I wicked
>>34484570I spent years pretending I wasn't capable of dating because I got my soul sucked out of my body by the woman I dumped
>>34484572>>34484574wtf why am I being called male and gross? genuinely asking
>>34484536men who cannot be assertive are uselesswomen who cannot are still useful because they can reproduce history plays out with that in mind, naturally
>>34484567Femanons should have to warn us before they post something hot. Now I have to wait a few minutes before getting up and walking past my roommates.
>>34484579The throat goat!
>>34484573and so eventually you stopped sharing feelings and started crying in the shower?
>>34484580you are truly bad at larping. you can triple down but we will all know.
>>34484580Because you're trolling
>>34484575Wait, does the pill just put your period on pause?
>>34484524>Do I not deserve silence?no
sometimes i read about the terrible ways women treat men here and feel bad for them then remember when one of you rejected me and i dont feel bad anymore
>>34484546hello >>34484491i look like fucking shit right now man but it is what it is, choices and all that
>>34484585oh. i guess so i never really connected the dots there before
>>34484584I wish. She gave terrible head
>>34484591lol why did he reject you
>>34484595It's not her fault
>>34484577checked. i was talking about myself, i don't think you're particularly wicked unless you do wicked things and haven't told me>>34484593i'm good at pattern noticing sometimes. would you say you isolate yourself?
>>34484591when do women even get rejected by men, that seems so uncommon i legitimately never saw this once growing up its hard to believe that happens at all to be honest
>>34484592whats ur stats anon?height. weight, hair color?
>>34484602Constantly
>>34484598buuuuuuullshit she just didn't give a fuck about me
>>34484583thanks but it wasn't my intention to be hot, I want to know if anyone else experiences this>>34484586>>34484587im literally not, seriously why do you think i am? this is the second time I've posted here and been accused of being a male that's trolling wtf lmao
>>34484606She did care about you a lot. She was just not good at giving head, desu not a lot of girls/women are.
>>34484575https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zVYEsayeUwU
Why does he keep asking if I think he’s gay??
just found out there's conch pearls and I won't know peace till I own one
Take it from me, women:It doesn't matter how chivalrous we men try to be. We can gaslight ourselves into thinking we're not the way we are, but at the end of the day, no matter how much we've accomplished, how selfless some might project themselves to be, and even how aware they can become; at the end of the day, we just want to be face-deep in a nice pair of soft tits and ballsdeep in some warm pussy.Your "man" can and may see you as a best friend, but a best friend that's also sexy will always be better than a regular ol' best friend.
>>34484607There is one anon in particular that thinks all femanons except JH are trannies
>>34484612...I should call her
>>34484611Because he's fruity?
>>34484611If you're a guy, he's gay but doesn't want people to know about it. If you're a girl he's trying to figure out why he keeps getting friendzoned.
>>34484611you're not begging for his dick enough
>>34484611Because he's closeted and or bisexual
>>34484614no idea who JH is but that's pretty gay
>>34484613You say this as if women don't want to be ploughed into the mattress.
>>34484601i mean i got bullied so hard i quit school i think i got isolated by other people
>>34484603oh im 6'4, 267lbs and my hair is blonde
>>34484607I called you a troll not a man nor a tranny. A mean pervy troll
>>34484624I'm not trolling, but yeah I'm a female pervert. i watched a random guy masturbate on camera for me today
>>34484620She's sorta the queen bee on these threads. Are you A relatively recent arrival?
This fucking taco truck gave me a burrito the size of my god damn arm.State GenderDo you think you could finish a burrito the size of your forearm?
>>34484602i asked out my crush in sophomore year with a handwritten note and he changed his entire class schedule to be out of that class with me
>>34484625How? Where?
>>34484623wow youre tall, how fat is 267lbs at that height though? i imagine youre more chubby than actually fat >blondehot
>>34484627can confirm. korraposter thinks she is the top dog but it's actually JH with her bleached asshole. sorry koreaposter
>>34484589Yeah, it stops ovulation and menstruation. If you do placebo weeks, there's bleeding like a light period but it's not true menstruation
>>34484629MI have longer-than-average forearms, so definitely not.
>>34484629FNo but I’d like one I haven’t had a good meal in a while
>>34484636Korra strikes me as more of a lancer than an mc.
>>34484638>If you do placebo weeks?????????This sounds like a joke but I'm inclined to believe you
>>34484632An adult video chat room>>34484627Ya I'm new
>>34484618He's closeted or bi.
>>34484640Why not?
>>34484635pretty fucking fat desu but my frame carries it decently well, i used to be 340 after i dropped out of college but over the past 2 years i worked pretty hard to get my health under control.
>>34484625Pig!
>>34484644Cool, welcome.
>>34484622i'm talking about now as an adult rofl. medium chance you don't socialize much now. if you don't, there is a moderate chance it is related to feeling negative often, which already makes people antisocial but doubly so for you if your subconscious mindset is "i feel bad and i'm a monster for it". long periods of isolation have likely shaped your interests, especially if you used the internet a lot to cope, so you can't relate well to the people around you, and if you're sensitive to that it probably feeds a self-narrative of feeling freakish. this is what my pattern detection is telling me.
>>34484625Did he have a huge hog
>>34484646Poverty
>>34484609>She did care about you a lot.Maybe for the first six months. The following three years? No.Worst years of my life, easily. Lots of "I hate you; don't leave me." Threatened suicide if I left.She started dating someone else a week after I dumped her and then got married later that year.
>>34484644What was he 'inspired' by? Did you join in?
Foids, what's your skincare routine?Moids, why don't you start a skincare routine?
>>34484610Very gross name but sweaters are cute
>>34484492that's oddly specific
>>34484642nta but thats just a week where you take pills that are just sugar pills, it's so you can take a pill every day without having to think about pausing a week since that would greatly increase human error
>>34484655the masculine urge to feed femanon and make sure she is well taken care of
>>34484655Damn, I'm sorry.
>>34484658F, wash with face wash once a day, put on moisturizer
>>34484494me neither it's like what the fuck??>>34484611he might be a bit gay
>>34484658MI think it's too late
>>34484658>Moids, why don't you start a skincare routine?I don't need one, I shower regularly and never go outside during the day.
>>34484654it was above average, I liked it
>>34484658>Moids, why don't you start a skincare routine?Cause I already have one>>34484661I appreciate that you explained it in full but I take offense to the fact you thought I wouldn't know how placebos work.
>>34484613Yeah, we all learned that first hand back when we hit puberty
>>34484657I sent him a picture of my boobs. I masturbated too but not on camera
>>34484670I didn't explain how placebo works, I explained why they add a week of sugar pills instead of just handing out blisters with pills for only three weeks
>>34484656Damn, never mind. I'm sorry anon.
>>34484658>Moids, why don't you start a skincare routine?im ugly bro im not spending money to polish a turd, that's retarded
>>34484636NTA but I bleach my b hole, do I get some kind of secondary or tertiary role in this administration?
>>34484673Lucky. What's your bra size?
>>34484680your blowhole?
>>34484680..why? Is it an aesthetic choice? I'm a man but my butt is just the same color as everything else around that area. Is that not standard
>>34484684did you never hit puberty? that might explain the dick size
>>34484613Why is man in quotations?
>>34484647:0 is 340 youre highest? do you plan to lose anymore weight or do you have any interest in getting over 300 again?
>>34484642Curious why it sounds like a joke? I think most women take pills with placebo weeks, but a lot do continuous cycles to avoid bleeding altogether
>>34484629f. i can eat in volumes that would shock and alarm you. ive won every food challenge at restaurants ive ever tried, one was to eat two "big as yo face" burritos and i did it in like half an hour. my mom told me i eat like a starving wolf and men will never like me because of it and my dad one time said i would be a good lesbian because women always like people who eat like me because it means we're good at eating pussy (?)
Idk, might have to drop the Chinese girl from the rotation. Definitely wants something serious and she won't put out for another month. Meanwhile if the girl with the big boobs texts me back, I'll be fucking her for sure. If a woman has monogamy but "figuring out my relationship goals" on her hinge, that means she wants to get dicked down (by me) right? She asked me about StarCraft and why I'm passionate about it. I sent her like 10 paragraphs and she actually read and responded to them. She might be the one...
>>34484686my dick is normal what are you talking about
>>34484653ok yeah. i don't know if you saw the movie the tale of desperaux but i relate a lot to the servant girl in that movie. idk what to do with your information about me
>>34484658f. wash warm, rinse cold, lotion.
>>34484693>figuring out my relationship goals" on her hinge, that means she wants to get dicked down (by me) rightYes, 100%
>>34484591Hmm I wonder if this is who i think it is...
>>34484699?
>>34483741>Do all moids expect complete access to my body and all 3 holes as a prerequisite to be allowed to be in a relationship with them?My dick is too big.
>>34484693>the rotation
>>34484658I was going to start tretinoin again, but I got depressed and gave up, but now I'm depressed and want to try again with the few years I have left to find love.
>>34484693Did she literally say a month?
>>34484625Ive done that before, masturbate on camera for random girls i mean
>>34484692Are you fat
>>34484675No worries. Learned a lot of valuable lessons!
>>34484692Thats kinda hot
>>34484698Awesome... I'll buy some weed, schmoke up with her and she'll be on my cock in 20 mins. Going late game with her>>34484702What can I say? I just love women. One is not enough>>34484704No but she's a Chinese immigrant that has that Chinese autism where they make a face that I can only describe as funny but disturbed when you make any kind of romantic advance with them that is more than just compliments
>>34484702I don't get how people do that either.
>>34484716they don't, they post chadesexual bait on atoga instead
which foid has the biggest titswhich moid is the most hung
>>34484716Testosterone
>>34484695you don't have to do anything with the information, i just like musing about people and my mind does it to everyone, sorry if it's uncomfortable.>i don't know if you saw the movie the tale of desperaux but i relate a lot to the servant girl in that moviei'm not familiar with the movie, sorry, although it stirs up childhood memories having seen it around. what about the character do you relate to?
>>34484699who do you think it is>>34484706slut
>>34484721ERM i only did it twice and one of them was my gf at the time
I want to make him suck my clit when we shower together
>>34484718Probably the 34J femanon.Me or Sarge.
>>34484724If he really loved you you wouldn't have to make him
>>34484683No, I don't bleach the lips on my mouth I'm talking about my bum>>34484684Yeah, aesthetics. I just want to look as good as possible down there, I have some flaws I need to compensate for
Femanons, do you like seeing jizz in porn?
>>34484724You should
>>34484591How did he reject you? What happened?
>>34484724im a virgin, wouldnt that hurt
>>34484717Lol, this cope
>>34484591same, I got stood up from a guy on here kek
>>34484734Chad strikes again
>>34484734here?
>>34484591>>34484734How did it happen?
>>34484728Yep
>>34484724*bites your clit lovingly*
>>34484730>in an intro comp sci class together>we are walking down hall at same time when leaving class>he makes conversation first, something about current hw project in class>he mentions how he does personal coding projects>"oh cool, maybe you could show me some sometime? do you have a discord?" >no answer, i forget if he mumbled something but he clearly didnt care enough for me to hear >awkward silence as we keep walking until we depart ways no more than a minute later>we never spoke againthat was my first and last time ever trying to make a move on a guy.
>>34484688I'll be totally honest, I have no clue kek
>>34484728No, a lot of stuff that's super hot irl is quite gross or ugly to see in porn
>I need to jerk off before going to bed
>>34484746You don't need to, you just want to
>>34484738NTA. Favorite spot?
>>34484741If I were him I would've shown you my projects and while you're scrolling through the codebase, I'd caress your tits. You'd look up, see my rock hard cock and immediately start sucking while taking off your pants
I think women with slightly yellow teeth are cute
>>34484658FWash, body butter, face cream, sunscreen on exposed areas and umbrella if sunny. My skin is smooth and pale
>>34484735I have no idea what he looked like, we never exchanged pics and were supposed to meet irl>>34484736yes, from atoga>>34484737I posted about wishing I could meet someone from here, he was like 30 minutes away and were gonna meet in a couple days after voice chatting, the day of he messages me about getting cold feet or whatever. I think he implied wanting to fuck but I missed that cue or something, because he mentioned something weird about how his roommate had 5 cats so he can't have people over. idk I'm clueless
>>34484747Would that be so wrong? You're wrong though, if I haven't had an orgasm that day, I'll toss and turn all night.
>>34484752>I have no idea what he looked like, we never exchanged pics and were supposed to meet irlDoesn't matter, you only wanted to meet him because you assumed he was chad.
>>34484748Face
>>34484755and?
>>34484752Did you actually hear his voice?
>>34484658MI don't need one yet aside from eczema cream on my hands
Lately I've been noticing people's lips a lot and im very aware of mineWhat is happening?
>>34484757>and?and nothing, the world is what it always was.Women are still women.
>>34484750whats the appeal
>>34484761MPoor little incel. I'll try and remember your struggles when I creampie my gf balls deep on Saturday LMAO
>>34484765Yeah you do that gay boy, you think about me.
Women, what's your rejection count? Do you use it as a scale for self-confidence?
>>34484749i can never tell if replies like these are made by khhvirgins or dudes with high bodycountsnot sure which is funnier
>>34484766We can cuck you if you want
>>34484731huh ?
>>34484765how's the lawsuit going, entj? didn't know you used to work for jp morgan
idk why i post here. its fun to play around with anons but it always leaves me feeling empty and lonely in a bad way.
>>34484767I haven’t been rejected.Don’t know how many I have rejected.
>>34484752Missed the cue? You sent the cue! He probably had a gf or something
>>34484771lmfao
>>34484760why? are your lips chapped? illusion
>>34484756Based
>>34484772same, but without the empty and lonely part
>>34484772Is there anything we can do to make it enjoyable?
>>34484773>I haven’t been rejected.>Don’t know how many I have rejectedBombshell?
I almost got into a fight today with this girl that is dating my ex. We had always been i guess at a truce kind of, we see each other because we have mutual friends. She was kind of making offhand comments, I don't know why, she never did anything like this before, but today she was kind of rubbing it in my face indirectly. How she was with him now and the sex was so great how she won at relationships because he was with her.I shouldn't have said it, but I had enough and responded "Yeah your boyfriend used to have his tongue all the way up my asshole, but sure you won."We immediately had to be separated because we were about to fight. Do you think what I said was over the line?
>>34484767What counts as rejection? If he actually asked us out, or does would stuff like moving away to avoid talking to a guy in the first place count?
>>34484768The lattert. UCLA Ph.D in Computer Science
>>34484777Yeah they are. But that not why im aware of them.
>>34484783>Yeah your boyfriend used to have his tongue all the way up my asshole, but sure you won."Kek, based femanon.
>>34484779You sound like a huge tease
>>34484783All of you are degenerates. Especially your ex.
>>34484783The most egregious case of moid hands to ever darken this thread with their hairy, stinky, moidness
>>34484780no, you guys are great while i'm here. just my own issues with being isolated, ig
>>34484786why do you think you are?>>34484788perhaps i am lmao
>>344847832bh it kinda sounds like she fucked around and found out. Can you share something specific she said?>his tongue all the way up my assholeAlso, Do girls actually like this?
Why don't women date fat and balding guys?
>>34484794i would
>>34484794They do, just not BPD Koreans
>>34484778Hehe
>>34484658MKiehls Facial FuelOrdinary Vitamin C creamNo7 peptide eye creamNo7 SPFMalin + Goetz Sulphur acne spot treatmentBrut AftershaveMy skin is naturally good so most of this shit is largely optional; it was lying around so I happened to start using it
>>34484791I wish you well.
>>34484782What?
>>34483713>>34484685Gf and I were getting ready in the same hotel room to go out for our anniversary dinner. In the middle of changing, a firecracker burst relatively nearby and I started getting chest pains (I have a heart thing). I fell to my bed holding my chest and trying to calm myself down. My girl just walks up a couple times asks if I'm okay and then goes back to doing her make up. She didn't ask if i needed water or any medicine. Only after getting ready did she try to understand what was happening to me.Girls, thoughts on this? What explains this girl behavior
>>34484671>he went through puberty
>>34484802You have to explain the heart thing
>>34484768Rapists
>>34484801I'm guessing you're super hot?
>>34484794The two most popular guys I know are fat and fully bald.
>>34484800thanks anon, you as well. the future doesn't seem bright, but you never really know which is the closest thing to motivation i get
>>34484805I got high blood pressure + I'm prone to palpitations from loud noises. Runs in the family unfortunately. Dad got a heart attack last year
Do femanons have DSLs?
>>34484807Yeah. But I have mental issues so it’s like having a nice car but it lack wheels, or something
Please god invent women that look like this>>34484811>DSLsI still have that. I'm not paying for fibre
>>34484811dangerously small limbic system? yes
>>34484810Nah, you’re not a fainting goat
>>34484815Too true trooniel
I've discovered the secret of spot removal.I love my spray bottle.
>>34484815That sucks. Do guys bother you a lot?
>>34484820What
>>34484825That's the anon who thinks all women are trannies
the anon that goes back to post a random empathetic response when he sees someone being mean is pretty funny, keep it up
>>34484792Someone complimented my lips the other day
>>34484794why do you ask? are you fat and balding?>>34484811nope, fiber
the big titty white girl is not going to text me back even though she still has me matched. I will not jestermaxx and double text. I've sworn an oath
>>34484725>Probably the 34J femanonThe nude model? She was cool.
>>34484804Puberty as a girl felt like being a kid one day and then all of a sudden you're shoved into this alternate reality where grown men treat you completely differently and it's completely overwhelming and sometimes outright scary. Rude awakening barely begins to describe it. So yeah, girls really don't need to be told that's how men are, we all got slapped in the face with it before we fully outgrew our dolls
>>34484830nta, that anon sounds like they'd be a tranny>>34484833aww that's actually nice :)
>>34484837In Europe girls used to start puberty around 16-17. That was before xenoestrogens were every where.
>>34484831Example?
>>34484837Ts fatherless
My psychiatrist wants to go on a ((walk)) next time. He's going to mercy kill me and bury me, isn't he?
>>34484842You mean when they were starving after the war?
Yeah yeah we all like Dick sucking lips BUT what about clit sucking lips?
>>34484843>>34484823
>>34484846Which war?
>>34484847a.k.a. cancer lips.
>>34484844No, I have a great dad and we're very close
>>34484847What do those look like?
i love men w paper thin lipslike homelander
>>34484851Bit too close
>>34484853I wish my lips were thin :(I look like a fucking jojo's character
>>34484852Uh pretty much the same actually
>>34484855NTA.Anon, I asked (You) which war?
>>34484858Your radar is trash retard
>>34484847I have those.
>>34484860Kill yourself, pedo.
>>34484856mwah mwah mwah
I wish the front of my jaw was more square. It's very defined on the sides but then it kinda rounds at the front, under my bottom lip. It's sad. Would bone smashing fix this or would it recess my chin and make me uglier?
>>34484865But anon i am a man
>>34484866Get femanon to sit on your face
>>34484867and im a womanu can be the adam to my eve
>>34484783Are you sure she meant to provoke you?
>>34484790ntawomen absolutely do shit like this and i've seen it several times, you're coping
>>34484783Are women finally being redpilled about used goods men?
>>34484869Oh then its all good then :)
Femanons have no rebuttal to this
femanons, how do you rank cowgirl compared to other positions?
>>34484849I'll take it back, I was being facetious In the past various stages of puberty used to take longer to complete, which is different than a much later onset like you said. Nutrition has been a big part of that. I was 11-12 when puberty started for me and I don't think that's abnormal
HOLY SHIT SHE MESSAGED ME BACK LMAO
i wish a foid would adopt me and turn me into a pet. life must be nice as a puppy.
>>34484876all i see is a cute video>>34484877idk but it's pretty good
>>34484855No, nothing like you're implying at all. Sorry it's so difficult for you to imagine
>>34484878>In the past various stages of puberty used to take longer to complete, which is different than a much later onset like you saidIt was tracked via menarche.
I think she's actually interested in me, she asked me how I'm doing today :)
>>34484848I started that conversation. It wasn't random.
>>34484881good for u anon ٩(ˊᗜˋ)و>>34484882but you'll live a shorter lifespan than me
>>34484887Bitch I don’t care
>>34484890Ive had girls ask me that before and they have zero interest in me
>>34484872Then I'm sorry you live in that kind of an environment. We must move in very different circles
>>34484896Oh :(Even if she says she likes you? :(((
Made past sauce today. What level of cooking do you need to impress a woman? Is not burning water good enough?
>>34484888That's not the be all and end of puberty, but okay
>>34484901It's the presentation that impresses her
>>34484902No, but it begins after that.
>>34484901i just got good at baking chocolate chip cookies. bitches love sweet treats
Do you agree that men are keys and women are locks?
>>34484901heat me up a hot pocket and i'll be loyal to u forever
>>34484900Hmm well that same girl im referring to said she liked me and yet she barely talks to meIm sorry Please dont listen to me anon, im sure you will have better luck than me
>>34484894What a sad little shit you are.
>>34484876D U C CUCC
>>34484877>femanons, how do you rank cowgirl compared to other positions?it sucks
I wish a girl made lunch for me
>>34484907Not in the many locks, many keys metaphor way.
Women thoughts on guys who sweat bullets when they talk to you
>>34484908Get higher standards.
Men are better cooks.
>>34484905Puberty starts way before a girl's first menstruation
>>34484920I don't know about that, but I do know that men who don't cook are fundamentally not human.
>>34484918annoying and cringe, also usually sex pests if you pity them enough to try and handhold them into a relationship
So I'm 26 but I seem to only be attracting women between 19-22, which hey, I'm not complaining lol but I've seen some hot women that are in their late 20s and early 30s but they never match with me. What gives?
>>34484925the mature women with fully formed brains can sense your vibes but the younger matches aren't yet aware of rapey weirdos like you so they swipe right not knowing any betterleave those girls alone btw if it wasnt clear enough, demon
>>34484918It makes talking a chore.
Women, what are your thoughts on urban birds just not liking you?
>>34484927NTA. Unhinged post
>>34484927Raped trash. Opinion discarded
>>34484823Yeah, but no. I crave attention.
>>34484924Speaking from experience?
>>34484830Okay got it. Fucking weird paranoid incels
>>34484934Only 26, huh?
>>34484925Women are much less likely to be interested in younger men than vice versa. Probably nothing to do with you.
>>34484944Yeah. Who molested you? My post getting this kind of response out of you is very telling
>>34484925Probably look young.
>>34484929sad, but expected.
>>34484923Does throwing burgers in an air fryer and flipping them once count as cooking? Asking for a friend.
>>34484955Can you not cook anything else? How do you eat?
>>34484955nta, not really
>>34484929Speaking of thisThe other day when I was walking the dog, I saw sparrows just chilling on the grass, literally like by my feet, they did not give a fuck that me and my dog were literally right besides them, then a girl walked by and they flew away.
I know killing yourself over a woman is pathetic but
>>34484959I put various ingredients together and then put them in my mouth. Sometimes after warming them up.
I remember when I was living on my own before I really knew how to cook, I would make these awful "stews" of random crap to eat with rice. For I while I would fry up beef heart because I was broke and it was the cheapest cut.
Femanons are seething since they don't have a response to this
>>34484744Like what else?
>>34484964What's a dish that you regularly cook that isn't burgers?
Men Would you eventually get annoyed or would you enjoy if your girlfriend was insistent on you being the prize in the relationship instead of the cliche of it being the woman?
>>34484965I would just cook up a bunch of ground beef and mix it with potatoes/rice/pasta and eat that for days on end
>>34484972I think it'd be cute.
>>34484972Sounds annoying, both ways.
>>34484972MI would enjoy it and be relieved that someone could see my worth.
>>34484955>namefag is too retarded to learn how to prepare FOODpeople who cannot cook have less agency than an actual fucking field mouse, it is unreal to say you cannot cook food as an adult human
>>34484949NTA.
>>34484972Hell no don't worship me Shits gross
>She always complains about her life even when I’m trying to distract her from it by buying her food and treats.>She hates 95% of the things I like. >She’s fat and complaining about it but not doing anything to fix it.>She’s been very distressed over her messy room for months but isn’t bothering to clean it because in her own words she doesn’t care enough to. >We haven’t had sex in two or so months, she won’t do oral either. We mainly just kiss until I can get hard and then I thrust in her as she doesn’t do anything but be a dead fish Is it time to call it quits?
>>34484972It sounds sweet. But I'd rather we view each other as the prize.
>>34484984Yes. That all sounds very familiar to me, and I don't regret dumping that woman.What I do regret is not dumping her sooner.
>>34484975I would have done that but I was sharing a flat and there wasn't any decent cooking equipment. Also I was extremely drunk and working 10 hours shifts most of the time.
>>34484986Thanks for the reply. We’ve been together for 3 years, but man, everything has felt like it’s been tired out. I’m 23 and dread the idea of this being my life forever.
Men, when will you start doing this?
>>34484992This looks like the 2010s fedora obsession
>>34484971Burritos. Warm up black beans, put some on tortillas, add minced onion, add salsa, add cheese, warm a little more to melt the cheese, delicious.>>34484981It's not that I'm too stupid. I've made stuff like spaghetti before. I'm just lazy and don't feel like doing a metric ton of dishes after cooking a big meal.
>>34484988All I used was a pan/pot and a spoon it was the lowest effort Bachelor slop I could think of
>>34484991Your situation is so eerily similar to mine man. I nearly made it to four years with her.It is maddening to see someone so determined to be miserable.
>>34484992New York is indeed the sewer of nations.
free yo mind and yo ass will follow
Realistically, if I just confess my feelings to a girl, the worst that could happen is she just says no, right?
>>34484998>I'm just lazyJust cook a bunch of food to eat for days, that's what I do. I've got enough pasta sauce for like 4 days, along with roasted broccoli, caulifower, and brussels sprouts.
>>34485010lol
>>34485002I guess I just worry this’ll be the best I’ll ever get. I have a lot of female friends (didn’t have a dad growing up, so I’ve always struggled to get along with dudes) and am able to befriend women often, but I don’t know if I’ll ever actually make another romantic connection. I also do sort of pity her life circumstances as much as I hate to hear her always complaining about the world. When we first got together, I saw it as a blessing after years of long distance relationships, but now I’m sick of it and would rather be alone than dealing with her angry 24/7.
>>34485010The WORST that can happen is you end up in jail and lose the prime of your youth and when they eventually release you you'll be slowly dragged through life and tortured by a world you don't know until eventually your soul withers and dies.
>>34485014That is what I do. I cook 4 burgers and eat them over 4 days.
>>34485016Right???>>34485018I'm going to do it over text and I'm not sending her anything illicit along with it.
>>34485023Life is a lesson, and you will learn.
>>34485002My bachelorslop is to boil a potato then mix it into a can of baked beans, or to throw some eggs/a can of beans and some frozen vegetable mix into a pot of rice when it's ~5 minutes from finished cooking.>>34485010>confess my feelingsNever do this. It's barely above jeet tier.
>>34485001I wanted something that was easy with the fewest dishes and I knew nothing about cooking. I bought a microwave rice cooker and vege steamer and just fried the beef heart. Sometimes when I was drunk and had no food I'd microwave rice and pour onions sauce on it.
>>34485020A burger isn't an actual meal, a meal should have vegetables, not just bread and lettuce.
>>34485017>I also do sort of pity her life circumstances as much as I hate to hear her always complaining about the world.I get how you feel, and that's what kept me trapped in that similar relationship for much longer than I should have. I was about the same age as you back then, too; I'm 30 now.You can absolutely do better than what you've got right now. You might have to be alone for a bit, but you'll meet someone better and forge a romantic connection with them so long as you try to do so.
>>34485033Don't worry, I eat a pickle too, that totally counts.
>>34485023>I'm going to do it over textDon't. Ask her out, flirt a bit and see where it goes, do literally anything but tell her you love her out of the blue. You will scare her off regardless of how she felt about you before.
>>34484967>they don't have a response to thisaww! a cute video of a puppy and a duck!
>>34484968Anal is a big one. Face slapping, spitting. Blowjobs a lot of the time, especially when they're rough. Anything rough really, although sometimes spanking can look good
>>34485010Don't do it over text. Ask her to meet you on top of the roof of the school after you're both done with your club activities, and make sure that she finds you waiting there for her, clutching a chain link fence and looking out pensively at the sun setting over the sleepy port town you both live in.
>>34485036Why don't you just learn to cook? You can make a meat and vegetable stew in one pan, and a pot for mashed potatoes/rice.
>>34485043>>34485045Duality of woman
>>34485051LMAO my first thought was that it was also a response to the video
>>34485010Dude just meet her in person and do a normal activity that you both would normally do together, maybe do something a little different towards the middle of your hang out and then be cool and tell her that you really like her and want to know how she feels about dating. It's that simple
>>34485036You need to eat vegetables bwo. Roast veggies are my favorite and foolproof to makeBrussels sprouts and carrots roast really nicely and are gud 4 u
>>34485034Thanks, anon. I’ll try to work up a way to split with her, I’m just worried about the fallout. She once somewhat-joked she’d try to ruin my life if we split in a way she found unsatisfying. It’s just so weird because there are moments where she’ll just talk about how much she loves me and feels so happy with me, but then spend most of the time treating me rudely.
>>34485053lolmen who "confess" are the usually creeps who never interact with woman.
>>34485058It's hardly a confession. You're simply saying you really like her and then you ask what she thinks about that
>>34485048Aside from the aforementioned problem of that being too many dishes, my home lacks a stove. I make do with what I've got. Which is... an air fryer oven, and a microwave.>>34485054Never been a fan of vegetables. I do make efforts to eat healthy, but not so much that I'll eat something I dislike.Anyway, I gotta get to bed, fun chatting, anons. I do not apologize for my food crimes.
>>34485051I love cute videos just not obviously AI ones. It offends my eyes almost as much as ugly porn
>>34485045Wew, lad!
>>34485062>my home lacks a stoveBuy a hotplate.>Never been a fan of vegetables.You mean plants in general? Pretty big group to dismiss.
>>34485058>are the usually creeps who never interact with woman.Then who are they confessing to?
>>34485069Women they've never interacted with, keep up.
>>34485010Confessing is for middle school. Just ask her out or hit on her if the vibe is right
>>34485068>Pretty big group to dismissNTA. Fruits and nuts are tasty, but vegetables are either gross or flavorless in my experience.
>>34485026No dishwasher? I had some combo cooker/steamer but it never made a lot of dishers plus I'd skip washing them for a day or so pretty frequently, are hearts any good or was it just a cheap bastard thing
Alright fine I won't confess over text, I'll just tell her something next time I see her.
>>34485062>Never been a fan of vegetables.That's not really an opinion you can afford to have as a grown man.>I do make efforts to eat healthy, but not so much that I'll eat something I dislike.I dunno if I can call a diet that completely excludes vegetables anything close to healthy.
>>34485072So confessions are cold approaches?
>>34485078Retards treat confession as a start of a relationship, when it's the end of the flirting phase.
>>34485073That could be seen as harassment though
>>34485081It won't be as long as you disengage if the response isn't good.
>>34485018>NTAI gave myself til Monday to ask >her out, but I'm thinking getting Elden Ring instead sounds like a good idea...
I want to marry the one on the right, is Vietnam my best bet?
>>34485090Elden Ring is mid it's so miiiiiiiidFrom Software phoned that one the fuck in
>>34485085Eh, I dunno.
>>34485081Yeah and you could get hit by a bus next time you step outside your front door. So be aware of your surroundings and look both ways before crossing the street. "Confessing" is a million times more slimy anyway desu
>>34485093Seriously? It looks so badass.
Marrying her with the Chiikawa Diamond.
Do women like being touched often?
>>34485096I'm definitely in the minority for thinking that and honestly, you would probably enjoy it.I played all three of the Dark Souls games, Bloodborne and Sekiro to death and found Elden Ring to be a bit of a clip show of stuff I enjoyed in those games. I also just don't really enjoy "open world" game design very much.
>>34485010More or less, going for a "confession" though is uber cringe. Listen to this anon >>34485073 and just ask her out
>>34483719>>34483725>moid hand posting time>you guys got me addictedCooming is an hard habit to kick. I wouldn't want to make your recovery anymore difficult than it needs to be.
>>34485085>>34485094I mean, of course I'll disengage if she's uncomfortable. But now I'm asking myself what justifies putting her through that?
>>34483725First fix is free, if you want more you gotta pay up (Feet Pics)
>>34485010We will tell our girlfriends too, every minor detail.
>>34483731mno
>>34485116I hope her feet don't look as bony and weird as her hands.
>torontopajeet now obsessed with Asian girls after being rejected by Latinas Stop copying ENTJ you will never have a girlfriend dalit shitlord
>>34485110It's weird to see 4chan speak being used in the mainstream now. I guess the cultural shift happened during the covid hoax?
>>34485121Fuck did i miss her hands?
I miss him.
>>34485121he posted his hairy bony feet a while ago.
>>34485103only when men start washing their hands every bathroom use and using hand lotion crusty hands are a big no thanks.
>gf confessed to playing with herself when she’s on the phone with me bc my voice makes her wet Foids when will you explain your fuckass behaviour
>>34485122I've been reading these for about six months and still have no idea who torontopajeet is, ENTJ
>>34485127>he thx for affirming my gender anon
>>34485134Check out my YT channel it’s all there micropeen haver lmao
>>34485131What exactly is hard to understand about that?
>>34485129In my experience, foids often have crustier hands than me and I work out often.
>>34485129I don't need lotion because I'm not some female skin casualI wash my hands five times a day and they never stop being soft unless I write enough to get callouses or spend too long working on something outside without gloves when it's below zero There isn't enough lotion, aloe vera, ointment or moisturizer in the world to give the average womoid hands as soft as mine.
>>34485137You mystify me.
>>34485134How long has he been spamming about indians?
>>34485092asian women hate jeets
>>34485143For longer than I've been reading.
>>34485140> hands as soft as mine.dont be shy, show em off anon
>>34485092>is Vietnam my best bet?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QKRsDIifvkQ
>>34485134It's ENTJ himself. He's a schizo that has larped as a Navy Seal millionaire in India before then anons and some e-girl exposed him. Now he's doing some weird self-hate thing by hating Indians (which he is).
>>34485117NTA. You seriously talk about every single guy you reject?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cQOej9nuhoJames Gandolfini was only 37 at the start of the Sopranos.
>>34485144Yeah but everyone hates jeets even jeet women hate their own men they’re willing to racemixxing and WMIF
>>34485134it's his alter ego that he blames all his own indian behavior on. in his tiny indian brain he believes he's epically pwning the thread
>>34485146Coomer
>>34485148He also said he was Samoan at one point iirc. Quite the character, in any case.
>>34485144I'm Timmyborn.
Do you believe in Chad's right to the first night?
>>34485134>>34485148Dalit behaviour samefag
>>34485153Maybe he's onto something. Maybe the next step in my posting career is clowning on my imaginary friend boonieanglo
>>34485154whats the problem?men talk about how they are so starved from attention, so they should love getting some like this yet you guys act like such prudesits just hands...
>>34485162I'm not an incel you gaslighting handcoomer
>>34485147ntaOnly good capeshit outside of Nolan
>>34485158>pajeet has to larp as white to avoid being bullied in 4chan
>>34485164okay then go be w ur gf instead of hanging out here
>>34485162Anonymous attention isn't worth anything, retard.
>>34485156he used to larp as a half black texan millionaire army mercenary on r9k. when it fell apart and his real location got exposed he began saying he was somoan.
>>34485171What's his real location? I know he says now that he lives in Miami.
>>34485162>its just handsWhich can be used to deanonimize someone as every person has a unique vein alignment
>>34485134>I’ve been stalking a namefag for upwards of six months Touch grass pajeetcel
>>34485169if that was true you wouldnt be here>>34485173show palms then
>>34485144Confirmed. My indian friend got rejected by the fat Asian girl in highschool and we all thought it was funny
>>34485169I like it because I'm in incel
>>34485110poe2 is such a disgusting mess, makes diabloslop look almost playable
>>34485177Fingerprints
>>34485152>white male indian femaleBWC wins again
>>34485171Very strange! Not sure what else to say.I wish I understood what motivates posters like him beyond mental illness.
>>34485181>:[ post wrist or elbow then damn dude idunno
Kek how many times do I have to remind that lonley pajeet incel
>>34485185Kek, you're horny af. I'd post voice if it weren't for AI voice rips.
>>34485158>shit covered fingers typed this post
>>34485177>if that was true you wouldnt be hereThis is basically a forum for shitposting my thoughts. I wouldn't be interested in the 30yo hags who post here anyway.
Is this how an atoga meet up would go if us moids brought our hands with us?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1777436517098040.webm
>>34485184some combination of personality disorders, cultural upbringing, and extreme loneliness
>>34485156This sounds like it was typed by an AI pretending to be white
>>34485198I wonder how much those women pay to be there.
>>34485198Blonde girl with purple shorts is the only one with good technique
>>34485203I'm just a white guy. I say shit like "come again?" out loud, in real life. We really do be talk like dat
>He's a schizo that has larped as a Navy Seal millionaire in India before then anons and some e-girl exposed him. Now he's doing some weird self-hate thing by hating Indians (which he is)
>>34485207Don’t ever reply to me again shitskin subhuman now get on your knees and worship me slave caste dalit you will never be white saar
just checked archives on this guy who added me, alll his replies are him adding black girlsi am not a black girl
>>34485215Does he know that
>>34485203Torontopajeet has to use chatGPT to reply to posts otherwise he gets obliterated in the thread, jeets are such pathetic simps
>>34485217idk i'll ask him
>>34485215He's still gonna clap your cheeks, femanon.
>>34485151>Only
>>34485219Good idea, let us know how it goes
>>34485218Indians love AI because it makes them appear sophisticated and intelligent.t. someone who has to work with indian software engineers, and has to review AI code, AI pull request summaries, AI comment replies, AI-generated documentation for said code.
>>34485224hes offline so the update wont be for a whilei believe he's got himself as his pfp, from what i can see he's kind of handsomemaybe i'll larp as being black to win him over
>>34485158>In their tongue he is Supremakiin... Timmyborn!>CO-LO-NIZE
>>34485231don't forget to larp as a girl as well
>>34485231Chiseled jaw?
>>34485226How's their code?
>>34485235no
>>34485226Fucking kek he ragequit the thread as usual lol
>>34485232Lmao Torontopajeet is so ESL third world he won’t even get this reference
>>34485238Passable, but depends heavily on how it is prompted. I assigned a task to this fat guy, a moderately complex but good introduction. He made exactly 0 progress in 2 months and kept e-mailing me his code changes. Finally leadership forced me to have a long session where I explained the problem in detail plus a broad overview of how I'd solve ir. 2 days later he pushed a few hundred lines and no tests. Told him to make the tests, and he had AI make the tests too.Basically he was a middleman between me and the AI. I spoonfed the info to him, he took it and put it into an AI. That's it. No understanding of what he was doing.I think he gets paid more than be on account of being 10 years my senior.
>>34485150We talk about every little thing that happens every day.
Girls, how am I supposed to know if certain clothes look good on me or not?
>>34485253Tranny coded soul
>>34485263NTA but at least it’s not jeet coded
He's perfect.
Crazy how much time you can lose by just sitting around and doing nothing
>>34485303Yes.
Men, how does this image make you feel?
>>34485150How new are you to girls? If you get rejected by 1 girl, you're also getting rejected by all her friends. So 1 girl saying no, really means 10 girls have rejected you.
>>34485310I've never had a macaron before
>>34485195You're looking for >>>/adv/gioyc
>>34485263You want everyone to be trans
>>34485303Funny how thread traffic immediately grinds to a halt whenever Torontopajeet stop spamming the thread with pathetic indian cope
>>34485313Is that all it makes you think of?
>>34485319Haha pussy but yeah I wonder what they taste like
>>34485310>>34485319It's a lame pussy joke. Make better posts.
>>34485315Remember that time torontopajeet got cucked by BlueValkyrie
>>34485310is that a pic of you know who's nether regions?
>>34485321Summer came early it seems
>>34485263So no difference between trans women and women. You’re a good ally
>>34484992I'm over that period in my youth. I dress more practically now.
>>34485321Incels don’t posses the necessary cognitive functions which enable them to have a sense of humour
>>34485323I don’t. If it doesn’t involve me I’m not interested
>>34485325Yeah, you can immediately tell which posters are under 20 or younger. It's May 1st too, so they're off from school.>>34485330>another lame post
>>34484992Holy fuck he’s shorter than a mexican mom kek manlet core
>>34485320>>34485321Is that the first thing that comes to mind, or is that like an afterthought? That's what I wanted to figure out with the question.
>>34485324Voldemort?
>>34485333>you can immediately tell which posters are under 20 or youngerNo I can’t…
>>34485333It's kind of gross to think about how many of them might've been here talking about sex and whatnot
>>34485333Cope non-breeding male failure
>>34485338In the context of your post it was immediately obvious what you were getting at but no that's not what I think when I see one
Girls, why would you go on a date with a man, have a lot of fun, say all the sexual things you wanna do to him the next day, teasing what's gonna happen one day if you both keep dating, and then proceed to push away, became distant, ignore flirts, ignore suggestions to hang out, etc? I think I'm about to give up on romance, I feel like I'm being led on.
>>34485338I don't associate food with sex, it's disgusting. But it was obvious what your goal was with your lame "haha snack looks like pussy" post. Grow up.
>>34485342>insert Chris Hanson.jpeg
>>34485348because he did or revealed something that made me change my mind
>>34485333Girls like pedophiles just not unattractive pedophiles
>>34484629MYes.
>>34485347The connection wouldn't have been drawn without the coloration though, right? Like green macarons would never be seen as analogous to it, I assume.
>>34485349Why are you so upset first thing in the morning? I had something I was interested in learning about how guys think so I asked a question on 4chan. Can the fuck down.
>>34485348Changed my mind about him. Not really a mystery
>>34484591>then remember when one of you rejected me and i dont feel bad anymoreMen and women are very similar after all.
>>34485333Entj isn't technically underage but he's mentally a child
>>34485311It's over.
>>34485253Fuck
>>34484629My forearms are really skinny and small because I’m a little Indian bitch boy dalit but I could still give Timmy a proper vindaloo pooing
>>34484456JH
>>34485363>post has nothing to do with ENTJ>still manages to shoehorn him in Lmao rent free jeetcuck
>>34485358With the context probably. Without it I don't think about it no matter what color it is.
>>34484451About 17 mm.
>>34484418If it's a fun game.
>>34485353>>34485360Even though you've changed your mind about him 80 different times when you were just friends for 6 months? where you'd show interest, ask him out, flirt, joke about sending him nudes, follow him the way home just to spend some more time with him, complain irl to him that he is ignoring you, send a video with an audio of a girl saying "I wanna see you, I wanna hear your voice, your laughter, just wanna talk to you, ask you how you've been"I let it slide cuz we were just friends but yesterday she still wanted to talk about us as if we were dating even though she's on "ignore mode".
>>34485371I don't think you believe that.
>>34484352Apparently somebody does.
>>34485386yes, thinking about dating someone isn't the same as actually dating someone, reality rarely lives up to fantasy and there's always unpredictable elements
>>34485390We fuck your women saar you gonna cry little bitch motherchode saar jai shre ram poo in the vindaloo
>>34484298>katana wielding latinaor would that be>latina weilding katana?English is so stupid some times.
>>34485386>she still wanted to talk about us as if we were datingTalking doesn't mean anything. If she wanted to see you, you would be meeting up more often and she would be kissing you and fucking you. Sounds like she just led you on and enjoyed playing with your feelings.
>>34485396Go back to your country BWC enjoyer
>>34484258Can't tell if femanon is being self deprecating or very *very* confident.
>>34485391Fair, that's not an issue, the issue is pretending/lying that you still wanna be with that person even then.Either way, thanks for replying, I'm done with this girl, she'll obsess over me again some time later anyways, but it's just some spontaneous feeling she has, and not true affection.
>>34485397True, i excused it before because we were just friends playfully flirting, but playing with my feelings now is not something I'll accept anymore.I woulda have excused her this week cuz I got the flu, but last week we could have spent time together.
>>34485386Mhm fantasy versus reality. Getting to know someone over time. Interpersonal conflict, feelings etc. it’s normal, anon. We are human and it’s messy.
>>34485401maybe she hopes that you might come around and stop doing that thing that gives her the ick or she hopes she can get over it because she can't do any better and has to settle at some point anyways
Women how much are a mans eyes actually relevant in attracting you?All my life ive been told I have a golden ticket for attracting girls because I have baby blue eyes but to me they've always felt like they hardly matter at all
>>34485408It’s not enough
>>34485396Either one could work, but you'd have to hyphenate knife-wielding since it's a compound adjective. I love this ridiculous language
>>34485388Why not?
>>34485411What's my favorite color?
>>34485310Like going outside for a walk.
>>34485412Idk. But I don't know that about any other anon here either.
>>34485407I wonder what the hell made her have an ick, we were friends and I've been:>Vulnerable and talked about childhood trauma >Said all sorts of gross jokes near her, about her>Been a bit clingy and sappy>Picked my nose in front of her, she does it too>Joked about not showering and having STDsYet she matched all my jokes and behavior, she's made even more gross jokes, and even after all that she says I'm a gentleman and that she wanted me to finger her, eat her out and then sit on my dick, just that it's gonna take a while to get there Ah I'm just going round and round over this, it's a waste of time trying to figure it out, guess I'm just some loser she would have to settle for yeah
Imagine waking up every morning looking in the mirror and seeing this staring back at you
>>34485418Fair. I really don't think anyone knows me that well here beyond my weird sexual preferences and history.
>>34485323valk >>>>
>>34484456All of the narcissistic OG regulars: JH, oxford, copyanon, birdy, qt, etc
>>34485420yeah, someone being a but gross and annoying is no big deal up until the moment you have to consider dealing with all that every day for the rest of your life some things that are funny in small doses are overkill in the long run
>>34485424Still more than I know about other anons. Even qt comes in second place compared to you, I think.
>>34485431Don't you dare bully oxford.
>>34485431>copyanon, birdyNever heard of them.
>>34485437That doesn't sound right, but I guess it's hard to objectively judge "knowing" someone.
>>34485439Be glad
>>34485431I wanna be the anon known as etc.
>>34485433Oh well, I guess I've been turned off by a lot of her bs that I decided to look past, even though it would be shitty in the long run, guess I'll focus on that too instead of just the good times.
>>34485438I'll do what I want. She was only here to flex being a normie and flirt with the boys despite apparently having a partner. Wild and weird behaviour
>>34485453She was not a flirt by any stretch of the imagination.
>>34485458nta but lol
>>34485450The foids have more options. That's why they constantly switch and drop guys. You would have been better off ignoring her and keeping a distance than opening yourself up fully.
How long do I have to post and how shit must my posts be for me to become a named regular?
Just thinking about boarding a plane or a automobile makes me smell this horrid smell and I want to vomit everywhere
>>34485431They have new names now.>>34485468You need to have something about you that stands out, ie Footfacey had a face that looked like a foot.
>>34485466True, shame that I thought I had a real connection with someone but that just go away in an instant cuz of some "ick"
>>34485448hi etc anon
>>34485474I had something similar happen recently. I knew it was over when I sent her a good morning text and she didn't reply anything all day then she randomly unmatched me and blocked me the next day lolI guess I appeared clingy, but it's pretty insane how one slight perceived mistake gets you dropped instantly. Modern dating isn't fun at all for men.
