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I knew happiness when I saw it
Women, thoughts on the sybian?
Plap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfXBNQMj2SEit fucking sucks being born as the worst type of european but being obsessed with the european elite
>>34544616He looks like Dave Franco in this pic.
>>34544622Bro
>>34544613Is this a fetish? That's the stupidest fetish I've ever seen.
>>34544622Wowee, he sure does.
>>34544626girl sweat? That's like the most basic of fetishes.
Go on, take it with a smile!
Why do you mfs always capitalize The in the subject line
>>34544626Hey, I don't kink shame you. Why do you gotta do it to me
How’d your date go this weekend, femanon?
>>34544636Probably because it's abbreviated as atoga.
>>34544636Even though I know that technically you don't need to do it, I just think it looks nicer
>>34544639I had one last weekend
The hog is still stuck in the old thread
>>34544616No need, just cum in the total body enhancement at planet fittness after you work out. Then clean the plate.
>>34544641This make-a no sense>>34544642Crazy
You got old and wrinkled. I stayed seventeen.
the back of my knees are very sensitive and it makes me horny if I touch them
>>34544643Have a good time?
>>34544652fat man wrote this btw
>>34544654Methinks it’s the same gayboy with the oral fixation
>>34544649>me commenting under jeremy fragrances tiktoks
>>34544654I'm not fat!>>34544655you guys are very rude today
>>34544662Be less of a sissy
>>34544662You sit with your legs crossed don't you
How do I get over the usual defeatist mentality and accept that this girl really likes me and I like her too?
>>34544661im scared of aging so much
>>34544652OTLPlease god, I know you can hear me... you know what I want, what I need...
>>34544664I'm not a sissy! >>34544665fuck you
What percentage of men/chuds/incels ITT, if given the chance, would unironically switch to the opposite sex?
>>34544664Based response. But also, be kind? Everyone has their own issues and insecurities we are fighting. Imagine crying out for help and being spit on for it. So sad.
>>34544670>im scared of aging so muchI was once like that. Just try to be healthy, it's the best we can do anyway. Nobody beats death, it's a race nobody can win but Jesus Christ.
>>34544675???
>>34544665My ankles crossed, keeps the coochie moist.
>>34544681>What percentage of men/chuds/incels ITT, if given the chance, would unironically switch to the opposite sex?I cannot know for sure, and I cannot answer for others, but I am content with myself.
>>34544670This is why I feel so bad for women. It's horrible to age as a man, but at least your life isn't literally over past 35. (Or likely earlier! As a woman, by 25 you're an old hag). I just think I could've had it much worse.
>>34544681Mnot a chance
>>34544682Compassion? No one here has that
>femanon actually talking shit when my waist is narrower than hers and my eyelashes are longer
>>34544690>Compassion? No one here has thatA lot of anons have compassion. But compassion is also telling the truth when it hurts, when nobody wants to hear it and will treat you like a schizoid for saying it.
>>34544681not having a penis wouldn't be fun
Women. I am mad.
>>34544695Your question being?
>>34544697Why me
>>34544694ntaimagine riding the sybian tho
>>34544688>at least your life isn't literally over past 35I'm realizing I have no idea what men consider life
>>34544699You have to ask questions in your posts, buddy. Do you not know that?
Women, I think I want to pick up this Jacket in Blackhttps://www.aroundsquare.com/products/everyman-chore-coats?variant=47032284938514Its on sale for %50 off ($40) and 100% Cotton, but something about the cut makes it feel ugly in a way I don't like. Should I pull the trigger and get it? I'd be using it as a beater mostly.Brothers, you are allowed to weigh in too if you'd like.
Women, be honest.... how bad is it that all the women i find 10/10 attractive have similar features to my older cousin that babysat me alot as a kid?
>>34544702He means being fuckable
>>34544681What percentage of women would want to be men and use that epic patriarchy privilege?
>>34544694I think that a vagina is much more interesting than a penis, but I can't imagine anyone fucking me if I had a pussy. That's genuinely scary. I again have no idea how women deal with this and I get where penis envy comes from.
>>34544704No I'm a newfag
>>34544700I can't imagine that actually>>34544710hmm I never gave it much thought
>>34544702>>34544708>I have no idea what men consider life>He means being fuckableYes, and no. Women are valued based on their looks, which fade quite rapidly with time. I am not talking about hookups, etc.
Had my mind on her or on my ownWhen I looked back up everybody else was gone
>>34544705It's fine but make sure you have bottoms to pair it with.M
Autistic femoids, this one is for you.I met a girl at a party who aggressively ground her butt on my knee while I was sitting down. She later got changed from her trousers into a skirt while I was in the same bathroom as her checking out my costume (she invited me in). However, she was completely matter-of-fact while changing and just continued the conversation we were having about anime. And besides those two events I received absolutely no signals she was interested in me whatsoever, other than perhaps the fact she was down to use my lap as a pillow but it never happened and she was more interested in finding an actual pillow.Was she into me or was she just platonic and autistic?
>>34544711Are you asking if you are a newfag? Please mark your post with an "?" at the end of it. Otherwise, the united sisterhood of ATOGA will be forced to put a terrible hex on you. Understood?
>>34544717Something tells me you don't qualify for this sisterhood
>>34544718This is probably a question? The answer is yes, however. I am qualified for the sisterhood of ATOGA, otherwise I would not be allowed to talk to you. Since you are only allowed to talk to men, when you are a woman, silly. Do you need more explanation?
>>34544715>bottoms to pair withExplain, it seems like a versatile enough jacketRegardless, I do have appropriate pants to go along with it.
big clits are kinda hot...
Are travel Sling Backpacks good looking?
>>34544763You strike me as a male. With a penis.
>>34544768Why did the male with a penis strike you?
>>34544766>clitswait those are real?
>>34544769So I'm right.
>>34544707It's okay to have a type. As long as you can love someone regardless of how close they look to a family member, that seems fine.
These high end, lab grown trannies are getting deceptively sexy
I understand that the data center pushback is really against ai slop, but it is funny that they're resorting to ai slop to pushback on it
>>34544773There is no right and wrong in here. There is only questions?
>>34544767Just make sure someone doesn't cut it off
>>34544770yes
>>34544767Asking the woman, if you saw a guy with this style of backpack, what would your thoughts be
>>34544777Pretty weird of you to speak for this sisterhood that you aren't a part of
>>34544713Any practical examples of how this value affects people's lives?
>>34544779thought that was a movie
>>34544616>Women, thoughts on the sybian?Great. Not sure it's worth the money given some of the competition, but there are really good attachments for it. >>34544661That's cocaine and suppressing his homosexuality, not perfume.>>34544707Maybe a 2 or 3, if only because it can call into question whether or not you want to fuck your cousin. But there are plenty of people formative to the type of people we find attractive. >>34544716It really could be either. Best advice is to just shoot your shot and respect her decision, because despite most of us being shy, we also don't really play games. We don't have soft no's.>>34544776Data centers are predatory, taking large amounts of land and resources from rural communities without giving anything back.
>>34544692Ntf are you a femboy or gay guy?
>>34544778That doesn't happen here so I'll be fine.
>>34544783you're thinking of gits
>>34544649I still look like a kid, that's because of past acne and face
>>34544692my mom said my eyelashes are longer than hers once and she said she was jealous lol
>>34544767wtf, I think I have almost the exact same sling bag just in black>are they good lookingI think the best style is picrel, the kind thats small enough to hide under a jacket. Not this exact model but I'm sure you're smart enough to find a similar style.>picrelI have that one and I think its kinda chunky but I wear it all the time and use it as a beater. It doesn't exactly go with every outfit though
Taking a fat fucking piss feels so damn good
>>34544784>That's cocaine and suppressing his homosexuality, not perfumeYeah but thats nowhere near as funny, fearmongery, or engagement baity
>>34544776>Why do people who want to farm engagement not really care about the side they're arguing for
my penis is hard right now
>>34544690I have plenty. Anon was just being a bit of a sissy.
>>34544781I think I speak in the name of all my sister, when I say HEX HEX
Should I cut my eyelashes down as a man. I don't want to seem feminine.
>>34544770Yeah that’s actually what One Piece is about: finding the clit
>>34544792I was looking at sling packs because some of them actually have the full sized wide strap instead of just the belt, I don't like the belt, it makes me feel like I'm just wearing a fanny pack sideways.
>>34544804Were you looking at getting the image you posted or were you planning on something else
>>34544790>>34544802Men typically have longer and thicker eyelashes than women do. Like with all body and facial hair. It's just another symbol of masculinity women have stolen like high heels.
>>34544803I dont watch one piece
>>34544806I was looking at this one basically.
I need to make more money
>>34544811saucy, not the biggest fan of the material but i like the overall design
What is an unattractive amount of money for a woman to have?
>>34544818All depends on how she acts, nobody likes woman that inherited money.
Why are women so entitled to straight male friends who aren't into them sexually or romantically? No man would ever want that from a woman
>>34544811>you can use it as a fucking bucklerhold on thats cool as fuck actually. its never gonna be used that way, but its still cool as hell. like really fucking cool
>>34544802Don't do it!
>>34544824Yeah, I actually saw a security guard wearing and thought, that's a clean looking backpack, I want thatturns out it was tactical and shit.
I wanna slow dance with her to this song
Do women typically allow to do whatever to them when you're their boyfriend? I just need a fucktoy that i have access to at any time.
>>34544828If you have a link for the product please share it cause all I can find is chink sites.
>>34544834No
>>34544834This is a great mentality to have towards women, especially ones you could potentially get pregnant
>>34544835Rip, I live in Asia, I don't think they're that big of a brand.
It's getting cold here so I think I'll grow my hair and beard back out for a month to see how it looks.
when I think about cutting my eyelashes I think about accidentally cutting off my eyelids :/
>>34544646>No need, just cum in the total body enhancement at planet fittness after you work out. Then clean the plate.How? I’m not familiar with what this is or how it works.
I’m losing a lot of hair
>>34544819They don’t like it when we earn it either, so can’t win
>>34544843That's life, anon.
genuinely how do i cope knowing im not the best my gfs has had. she may be happier with me (and confirms this regularly) which is what ultimately should matter but she has had better dick. i want to be both but can’t be. sometimes she asks for a deeper position and I just die a little. same when she said sex is not the most important in a relationship for her (has a high libido tho we have sex daily)for months i keep ramming my head into this every once in a while. she has never told me im bad but she had a relationship with some dude with a sex god big pp reputation.
>>34544844I don't think anybody is out there disrespecting blue collar female workers, but maybe that's just my social class showing.
>>34544838>I live in AsiaCongrats, I am jellySpeaking of, are you guys even allowed to own guns there. Cause a lot of the product photos imply its largely intended for concealed carry.
>>34544843Hair today; gone tomorrow. I'm scheduling a hair transplant to try and get a little bit more out of the last of my youth.
>>34544843You have cancer
>>34544849you can own a gun anywhere in the world, but I assume it's like larp gear for survival games.
>>34544846>genuinely how do i cope knowing im not the best my gfs has had.strive to be better, didn't even read the rest of the post
>>34544847Anything above blue collar earning is unattractive?
>>34544846Get over yourself. Why are men entirely consumed by their obsession with dicks and sex with guys? I'm 100% certain my bf's ex was tighter and better in bed and I don't give a shit, I don't even try to be better, not my problem and my life will never be so worry-free and mind-numbingly boring that I'd sit around stressing over people's genitals
Can't even wear clothes today without being compared to some tv or video game character
>>34544859People speak of what they know of
>>34544856Anything act of women abusing their innate social climbing capabilities is a way of making a man not respect you, yes.but if you simply want to live your best life as a woman, then idk, get that money
>>34544784>korra is anti-data centerLelAlso the water usage is minimal and the area gets a shitload of property taxes
>>34544857He thinks of he every time he fucks you
>>34544681I wouldn't be happy and I'd just impress liberals who frown upon conservative rednecks for a slight moment to then be forgotten about, and then cue the moment to why haven't you gotten a boyfriend? I'd rather face an insufferable blackpilled torture that lasts for years on end with the most freddy kruegar style type of horror in what I face from not getting a girlfriend than be it. So if you want to haze me for staying straight despite it being insane, then do it, but I'm not switching genders because you want to fit the narrative that the white middle class shy intellectual is gay to balance out how you flunked out of school. No, you flunked out of school because you didn't take the extra time to do your studies and I'm a fucking 2.75 still in college at 31 GPA guy. So there is no fucking excuse why you flunked out. You want to get on to me about how the middle class is gay, wait until you see the millionare preppy men who really are a lot worse than me, and yet still it would be your fault for flunking out because they treat studying like a hobby like how you treat partying.
>>34544864I doubt it, he's so retarded he has to stop walking to form a sentence. And I think about Majima during sex too, who cares, whatever gets him off
>>34544862Are you high?
>>34544872You sound delightful
>>34544873Are you
>>34544670>tfw you're wasting your youth in real time>Most of it is already gone
>>34544876Youth is never wasted if you live in the moment.People who say they've wasted their youth are usually delusional because they have this sense of them being bigger than they actually are, you cannot achieve what you're incapable of doin.
>>34544878This, your youth is spent the only way you know how. lol. There's no "if I knew better" you did, people warned you all the times, but it was just boomer talk.
>>34544878>what is will always will beGrim.
>>34544884It's more the way it was was always what it would've been.
>girl hasn't replied in almost a week>posted selfies to her instagram storyShould I say something or nah
I just cried watching this pokemon shorthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-USp7qxGPQState Gender, whats the last thing that made you cry
>>34544889Gay
>>34544636Because English is a very silly language.
>>34544889MGot emotional while writing an emotional part some days ago, but if that doesn't count, then the movie Hamnet
>>34544889MPutting the dog down
>>34544876Same
>>34544895:(
>>34544889>State Gender, whats the last thing that made you crywhen my gf left me
Should I even have my friend ask his friend if it’s okay to give me her instagram? He says we’re similar and that we’d probably get along well but she doesn’t even know me and probably thinks I’m a creep anyways so why would she agree and then if she doesn’t agree to give me her instagram, then I just made my friend look bad too. How the hell do people get into relationships now? This is the one avenue I haven’t exhausted yet (going through friends) and I already feel like it’s going to backfire for me AND make my friend feel like shit
>>34544888No, its over.
>>34544888I wouldn't
laundromats are a cool place to chill, ngl.
>>34544889F. Cried from happiness after sex.
>>34544906I have a washing machine at home. Is it still ok for me to come there? Are there rules?
Women, how often do you wash your hair?
>>34544908Do you abandon your children because you only love yourself or because you don't love anyone including yourself?
>>34544908They're liberals because they hate their boomer parents who tell them not to sneak out of the home at midnight. Look at every post a young leftist makes and just look at how it contradicts anything a boomer parent may say and you'll get it.
>>34544909They'll send death squads to your house if the catch wind of that
women,would you inject steroids into your bf ass if he asked you to?
>>34544909Nah, bro.This place is dedicated for people with demons.You can’t have demons if you have a washing machine.
>>34544928>You can’t have demons if you have a washing machine*updates grimoire*
>>34544888not hearing back is a reply in and of itself. move on
atogabros there are 2 couples making out outside my apartment. they have no considerations to us incels that can't have that
>>34544942slingshot + cherry tomatos
WomenHave you ever led a guy on (irl) for compliments/a confidence boost?
>>34544913Not sure if I qualify as a mtf. But I do not wash it at all. Hope this helps.
>>34544944>Women>Have you ever led a guy on (irl) for compliments/a confidence boost?No
>>34544944Nope
>>34544944No, but I get free drinks a lot.
>>34544942I don't respect virgins who call themselves incels either
>>34544957Yeah and basing your reality on prime time news TV is certainly the way to go with everyone you see. You're just as bad as us if you do that with the label of incel.
>>34544928I wish this were true. I have at least exorcised a lot of mine.
>>34544942Do you live on that cliff overlooking town that’s in a lot of movies and sitcoms
Why do men sexualize every body part
>>34544945You should probably wash it.
>>34544967never seen them sexualize elbows or ears
>>34544967I dislike feet.
>>34544970I’m sorry you had to find out this way.
>>34544971me ttoo
>>34544967Because we find women very attractive.
>>34544970Men sexualize ear lobes
>>34544976Yup. I like to nibble on and blow into ears.
>>34544681What percentage of moids would still switch to the opposite gender if it meant being shortened, thinned, and one rape by bbc for good measure?
>>34544967God forbid a man love every part of a woman :/
>>34544967Because we want you to slow down and enjoy life.
>>34544981I am fine with it
>>34544981>men really think sexualization and love are the same thingthis explains a lot :|
>>34544985I’m not really sure that confusing lust with love is a specifically male thing. Actually that’s a lie; I’m sure it isn’t.
Would you date an attratctive girl/guy if he lives with his/her parents?
>>34544985God forbid a man find every part of a woman sexy*Happy now, you pedant?
>>34544989Absolutely.I’m not sure I could marry her if she didn’t want to move in with me eventually, though. I know that’s not really what you were asking but felt like sharing anyways.
>>34544989MYeah, financially it's a good call.
>>34544989Yes I would date an attractive girl if she is living with her parents. A girl that desperately finds loopholes when confronted, not so much.
>>34544989Yea, I still live with my dad. Im not sure where we'd go to have sex though..
>>34544987women arent saints but they dont do this with lust, maybe finance/money but not lust, men are just naturally very sex-driven creatures.
>>34545002I think you’re downplaying the capacity of women to behave similarly desu.
>>34544961actually stfu, dude.have you ever had to go to your local laundromat, because you don’t have a washing machine at home, and you had to walk, because you have no car and you don’t want to waste money on an uber, to wash your damn dirty clothes, and then you waited like 80 minutes to wash and dry them in the machines and just in the moment everything is done rain starts falling down, but you didn’t bring an umbrella, did you? because why would it even start to rain when there’s like a month left for winter in your country and you’re in one of the dryest regions of it? and yet it does and now you have to walk home with your bag of washed clothes in the rain, or else you’ll won’t have enough time to cook your dinnerand so you walk and get all soaked up by the time you get home.you ever had to do that?fuck you.
>>34545000Motel time. Or maybe the backseat of a car, or on a camping trip
>>34545005sure,
>>34545009>car sex w maleanonhot
>>34545008>have you ever had to go to your local laundromat, because you don’t have a washing machine at home, and you had to walk, because you have no car and you don’t want to waste money on an uber, to wash your damn dirty clothes, and then you waited like 80 minutes to wash and dry them in the machines and just in the moment everything is done rain starts falling down, but you didn’t bring an umbrella, did you?Yes, actually.
What kind of humilliation ritual is this and why is he trying to make men cope like this? Women, do you find this attractive?
>>34545011The windows really fog up like in da movies
>girl who I made plans with for this past weekend was radio silent since last Monday>decided to delete her number and unmatch her>suddenly got a reply text just an hour ago along the lines of “omg im sorry i thought i replied but I didn’t :cryingfaceemoji:”Should I respond or ignore her
>>34544967Because we're actually attracted to the opposite sex
>>34545020its an ick to see anyone, man or woman, willingly post themselves crying on the internet. but if ur talking abt the toupee, just shave it and accept the baldness.
>>34544967Imagine if a man looked at you and couldn’t find a single centimeter of sexyness?How sad would you feel?
>>34545025Go get your dick wet playa
>>34544839southern hemisphere
>>34544629>girl sweatIt's very clearly the zettai ryouiki, you fucking autist.
>>34545036>Mlost interest
>>34544883it can take time. i dressed poorly in high school, but soon after graduation i started dressing much better. if i had matured faster or just had the realization earlier, then i would have dressed better in high school.
>>34545025Say who is this
if a girl says "hey beautiful" as you're walking by that's probably a greenlight to exchange numbers, right?
Would a woman tell me good morning and good night almost daily and call me “good boy” more than once if she wasn’t interested in me romantically on some level
Women, if you like hairy men, what parts of the body do you like the most?
>>34545033Yes.
is there a single man alive actually good at foreplay
>>34545045Yeah, what’s up?
>>34545046>posts on 4channot you
>>34545043maybe you’re just an obnoxious person to be around?
>>34545045i usually get an orgasm out of every foreplay and am good with my mouth, hands, and at teasing, ntm a good physique for you to look at during
>>34545047lol, okay.
>>34545043>>34545036>posts worst girl from part tw*>is a retarded sexless obnoxious feral incel retard namefag attentionwhoremany such cases!
>>34545054Please shut the fuck up or at least take the name off and just ask a goddamn question
>>34545043check out rehab room good blackpill channel
>>34545054You are brown.
>>34545054Stop avatarfagging and be quiet.
>>34545047How does this make any sense
>>34545045Help me figure this outDoes verbal abuse you turn you on?How about being physically rough?Does biting/licking your ears and neck achieve anything?What places are good for grabbing/stroking besides to obvious spots?What do you find cringe or dumb in foreplay?If I try to find different places to fuck you on, would you roll with it?Is there anything you've seen in porn that made you wish that it actually happened to you? From watching porn, what do you think it'd be too much or too stupid for a man to do?How about some cringekino? Can I turn it around and make you enjoy it even if you're cringing? Give me examples
>>34545055>at least take the name off so we are unable to filter your cancerous posts Fucking summerfags
He's told me all about your "problem".You are a toilet trader. A buggery boy. A ponce!
guys, it’s probably sufemacy..just ignore it.
>>34545064I started posting here while I was attending the fifth grade, thank you very much.
>>34545005women walk around thinking most men are ugly. i can't imagine that as a man. if most men felt that way about women, we would be accused of having unrealistic standards. i can't fathom going to a public place with tons of women and not finding a good amount of them attractive. i hear women talk about men like they find 70% of them unattractive and in a way that implies they're not an option at all. eliminated immediately. absolutely insane. just driving around on a nice day, a guy will see tons of women who they find attractive. being a woman sounds so dull in this regard.
>>34545069So last year?
>>34545045Anytime I try to take my time with foreplay I'm always rushed to piv, so I don't know. I have to consider the possibility that I am bad at foreplay
>>34545069>t. sixth grader
>>3454507321 years ago.
>>34545045idk, but i'm willing to try
>>34545045Yeah but im a woman
>>34545045this is some mid ho who is banging guys who know they don't have to put work in with a mid ho
>>34545076and you’re still here?why?don’t you have a family or something?go away.
how do you make the pain stop?
>>34545080One chundred persent
>>34544958>>34545036Especially namefags
>>345450814chan is for old people not 20 year olds with personality disorders, retard
>>34545081I’ve taken years-long breaks before.No family yet, womp womp. Maybe in a few years.Millennial website btw.
>>34545042Treasure trails :9>>34545082I wish I knew.
>>34545088NTABut those are the best women to catch for us oldfags.
>4chan is for old people not 20 year olds with personality disorders, retard
Women can you say some nice things about men so that i can feel good about myself by association?
Women, what kind of things you see men do make you think >"he's kind of gay" What makes you go>"I could probably peg him"
>>34545082You have set amount of pain for your lifetime. That is your life force. Your life will end when you run out of pain, not before.
>>34545094lol I owned that microphone and used it for voice chat in games
>>34545094yes, unironically complaining about millennials on 4chan is like complaining about 40 year old minion memes on facebook
girls why would you, unprompted, offer to eat a mans asshole
>>34545086Only white namefags can post
Why are asian men low tier for women? Is because they're perceived as dicklets/manlets? What is your reason to think of them as bottom tier in the food chain?
>>34545102Post your best minions memes, unc
>>34545102Kek oldfags get the nursing home special
I got your picture, I'm coming with youDear Maria, count me inThere's a story at the bottom of this bottleAnd I'm the pen
>>34545106I dated a girl that used to complain saying she was built like a small asian boy, it took me while to figure out what that meant, I feel sorry for Asian men but jeets get no sympathy they are swarthoid
>>34545106white men mog them and most asian men outside of asia live in white countries where white men are common, simple as
>>34545086At least fags try to relax.
May have bitten off more than I can chew with this book I'm reading.
>>34545103It was prompted by that fat ass.>>34545095"Men" is too broad but I really appreciate when a man is sensitive and/or cries. I like when men are silly, cute and physically clingy.Guys with mommy issues >>>>>34545106I like them when theyre muscular and generous. They have cute baby faces sometimes too.
>>34545120Yeah, Moby Dick can be a little overwhelming, I feel you.
>>34545125>that fat assi do have a nice butt... like to the point where i can't add any more weight or reps to my leg routine until i grow my upper body some more...
>>34545123Why are you brown?
>>34545120Take smaller nibbles with more time in between for digestion. What book?
>>34545127Good day to you schizo I hope you are well and fighting the glowies I have no idea what you’re talking about but you seem cool
>>34545132the brothers karamazov
>>34545136That just seems like a lot of work spam gore instead please (indian if possible thanks)
>>34545126Moby Dick was easy compared to this.>>34545132Finnegan's Wake>>34545135Already read that.
>>34545141Finnegans Wake*
>>34545141Self-inflicted suffering, you love to see it.
>>34545135Oh yeah that's a big one. I gave up because I couldn't keep any of the characters straight
>>34545140What data would you like anon I have lots of kinds of data to share with you from indian hate to incel statistics
>>34545141Read an annotated edition dont ego read Joyce lmao>>34545130My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery
But if I moveMy place in line I'll loseAnd I have waitedThe anticipation's got me gluedI am waiting for something to go wrongI am waiting for familiar resolve
>>34545146It's not difficult to actually read because the writing has a musicality that carries you along, but I read the first 50 pages yesterday then realized I had no idea what was going on so I've got some annotations now, it's a lot slower going when I'm stopping to consult them every few lines.
>>34545149Lmao someone’s been flirting with old Korean women again
>>34545141Oh, you're braver than me. I've never even attempted it
>>34545153Could be worse anon at least you’re not indian
>>34545149i don't want to look like a gay dude with an disproportionally large butt was worried maybe these girls are asking to eat my ass because they think i'm bi or something buy i'm not, just a touch vain
Is /atoga/ slowly dying and these spergs are the corpse flies?
>>34545162Praying for a jeet-free /atoga/
>>34545162They are the divine punishment we deserve for our sins.
>>34545166iran just needs to stop fing around and cut those cables
>>34545160Guys are so fucking stupid. Nyeh nyeh nyeh i dOnT wAnT tO lOoK gAy nyeh nyeh nyeh mf you already sound gay af and its better that way. How tf are you going to find a goth baddie looking like a straight guy??? We want brokeback mountain bi men. TRAIN UR ASS so i can peg it.
>>34545162>Anon: God this party sucks there is no bitches just dweebs.>Me: wow people on the internet who I can talk to. A lot better than being alone!
I hate having cold feet.I even biked and bathed today, yet my feet are freezing.Stupid.
>>34545172>brokeback mountainnot that i've seen it but i'm p sure my physique is a notch up from anything in brokeback nigger mountain
>>34545172No thanks. I'd rather deal with you screaming at me. It's kinda hot.
Ignoring me out of pride is twice as hot.
>>34545172i do not believe you are a goth baddie but there is a high probability you are fat but honestly i'm kinda into that these days
>>34545172Try again sweetheart
Women, would you wear this?
>>34545187Im not fat, Im very fit.>>34545181I only scream at one man. This was simply good advice for those searching for alt baddies.
Total pajeet death we are going to replace them with whites
>>34544967Lack of sex causes incels sexualize even their own body parts. For example, this fat incel who sends unsolicited feet pics is on the road to trooning out.
>>34545191Cool.
Can women tell if you're nervous when you speak to them? I start sweating like mad when I talk to women I'm attracted to.
>>34545191>Im very fitoh, cool this is my build would you say you're more pear or hourglass shaped?
>>34545196Stop camwhoring yourself jeet
>>34545172I need a cruel mistress to peg me.Only then can I heal.
>>34545196>roadwarriorIsn't that Enjeet's Discord account?
>>34545203F. Nice pecs
>>34545199Hottie
>>34545203never noticed he has no shoes onabnormally long feet too
>>34545207That's the entj pajeet guy he has an asian gf.
>>34545189Yes
>>34545215how's your bush do you use conditioner on it?
>>34545213>he has an asian gfAnd? I require a moid like this
>>34545199Id say pear shaped. Very hot, good luck finding whomever ur looking for.>>34545203Where are ur shoes??
He’s /ourchad/
>>34545219They didn't make it out :(
>>34545217Mhmmmmmmmm.I also speedran costco today. And this is post gym too.
>>34545036Thoughts? Plenty. But I keep them for myself.
Do guys really get horny multiple times a day? What is it like? Kinda sounds inconvenient.
>>34545199brutal mogging of >34545203
>>34545238I get a half chub then I go think about something else.
>>34545165MI do think every man should be able to fix some stuff, but I’m not an HVAC technician and would sooner leave the premise of this cropped porno comic in one of their hands than mine.
>>34545238Sometimes. Sometimes I don’t get horny at all. Depends on what I’m up to.
>>34545198Purrhaps.Anons would you rub your gf’s feet after she broke in her new shoes?
>>34545219>pear shaped>very fit>4chan posting weirdo like me i'm kinda looking for you but thanks
is there such things as pear shaped moids?
>>34545253Saw a guy at the grocery store once who was fat but the fat was mostly located in his FUPA, he was asking the staff about the condoms, I don't know how he could even find his penis.
>>34545228maybe this is just my prenut delusion but if you condition your bush and go to the gym i may have to revise my opinion of you slightly rubbing your face in a well conditioned bush is so nice
>>34545251>i'm kinda looking for you but thanksTaken. Dont care. U dodged a bullet though, Im a mean, nasty, possessive, bitch.
Moids what is FUPA
I hate people’s neediness but exploiting it pays the bills
>>34545253No but there is such a thing as having a guy interested in you who despite being completely foolish and uncalled for, tries to honestly be there in a human way. It's people like me anon. Yeah, I'm foolish and I admit I am. But I am readily available when you need a man when the lead character in your life who is dating you drops you.
>>34545238>sounds inconvenientit is when i'm relaxed my dick is already like 5", i already can't hide it, but when i get the least bit aroused, which is several times a day, it gets awkwardwomen and men look at my junk a lot, so it's a mixed bag
>>34545256fat guys can have long pps too
>>34545257Jesus anon. That's pathetic.
>>34545261It would have had to be a foot long for him to even see the tip.
>>34545269Meant to reply to this>>34545267
>>34545262Anon no bully pls
>>34545268have you seen who arnold schwarzenegger has fucked? testosterone is a hell of a drug thank you for reminding me, however
>>34545267where can i find one ? :3
>>34545269Probably >>34545277Idk
>>34545272The facial animations on this cat are too much for me.
>>34545253Yeah, sadly. An old friend of mine is decidedly pear-shaped.
>>34545203Fpost discord t. down for hook up
>>34545261Fat upper pussy area.
>>34545282May I take these low setting graphic cats?
>>34545248>Anons would you rub your gf’s feetlike everyday not even a foot guy, just sensual
>>34545288They're yours, my friend. I saved them for you.
>>34545288You ever check out /po/ before? Might be the most peaceful and on-topic board on this site.
>>34545248Would she be offended if I washed my hands afterwards?I would tolerate feet for her sake, but otherwise I just don't like feet.
I hate having to eat!!!
Men how would you react if your gf brought home a cat without asking you first?
>>34545248Of course.
>>34545296i wouldn't mind since i wouldn't cohabitate before marriage, but we'd have to figure something out because my cat does not like other cats
>>34545296I love animals.
>>34545299maybe ur cat just hasnt met the right cat yet
>>34545296As long as she also got the basics for taking care of it I'd be supportive but if we can't feasibly take care of him long term we'd have to give him away.
>>34545292I didn’t know we had an origami board. Purrhaps I will look into it someday but for origami is not big deal for me. At least not meow. I tried it a few times before and enjoyed it, but it is also frustrating. I am a visual and practical learner so watching someone do the folds first would be best fur me.>end blog post
>>34545211and the socks are so...crusty*shudders*
>>34545296Down on one knee, I'd present a ring.
>>34545257Yay :)*inhaling half a chicken bake and a smoothie because I didn't finish lunch because I was too busy*
>>34545287Oh I got one of those. Flat stomach though.
>>34545293Nah anon, they were pretty sweaty after her walk today.
Hello fellow cat enthusiasts
>>34545313I would also wash my hands after giving a foot massage to dry feet thoughbeit.
girls are so hot dude
>>34545315I luv kitties but they cannot love me back. ;×;
>>34545318I agree, girls are hot.
stfu, zach
>>34545306You may still enjoy papercraft, since that’s more like wrapping a texture around an invisible 3D model than just making precise folds.I was all over this stuff when I was a broke kid. I made Edgeworth, Phoenix Wright and Godot from the Ace Attorney series and the Prince from Katamari Damacy.The Katamari pattern was simple enough that I was able to tweak it in MSPaint and make a couple of the Prince’s cousins too. Also this is the dang blogposting board who gives a hoot.
>>34545312Then you don’t have a fupa, just a fat mons. Fupa is a big fat belly right above the mons.
>>34545248>Purrhaps.So some women might be able to tell.
>>34545315I’m about to head back home from vacation and miss my cats.
Either genderWould adult acne be a dealbreaker in a partner?
does the lady with a self proclaimed fupa also have fat labia majora?
>>34545320The cat distribution system likes to target those of us with allergies. I’m waiting for one stray who comes by the woods to return. Or maybe it’s a barn cat.>>34545325Slow down anon, you’re moving too fast for me.
>>34545071>unattractive people are not an option>absolutely insane that you wouldn't fuck every other person you see>i can't imagine life being enjoyable unless i'm constantly seeing people who make my dick hardMen are such whores it's unreal
last time you fucked, when approaching climax do you grind or bounce more?
Women, would you tolerate a man whose origami collection contains an entire fleet of Star Trek starships, and he likes to zone out by moving the starships across his field of vision while imagining them flying through the cosmos?
>>34545332MNo
>>34545332MaleNo.Actually it's a positive compatibility indicator because I'm cursed with it too.
>>34545339If I'm on top and close, I grind.
>>34545340>Borg cubethat's just a box!
>>34545322I'm sorry okay lady. Yes, I know you want to be in sophisticated intellectual conversations surround well-educated subjects that go into deep conversations about the world and you're interested in people who understand you in a deep way rather than a superficial way and that men have a tendency to oggle at you superficially, but if I think a girl is hot, she's hot. Call Joe Biden to put me on a stake if you need to, I'm still gonna like bikini girls and I'm gonna help you be comfortable with it like your beer drinking uncle who talked about repairing humvees during the war in a hawaiian shirt. Alright? And here is the thing. Unlike a lot of incels, I am fine with you having preferences. True, it challenges me, but I competition with me, motivates me to be at my best. I hate to break your sophisticated image of being a biologist studying rainfall in the tropics of Argentina, but I like hot chicks. It is what it is Lisa Simpson.
>>34545339I've never approached climax with a penis inside of me, it's like an orgasm muffler
>>34545348that must suck, you do realize that shit is mostly mental for women, right?
>>34545320Sounds like a you problem
>>34545343how old are you?
>>34545346More like boring cube am I right? Haha
>>34545327ohhhh okay I get it now ty
I miss her
>>34545352Mid-thirties millennial unc.
>>34545295I love eating and gastronomy
>>34545311nice>>34545318they're
>>34545359dang so the acne really never goes away then huh, shame
>>34545362I still haven't taken the final step, the nuclear option.
>>34545351IT IS A ME PROBLEM
>>34545349>MansplainingNo its not thats just not where our fucking nerves are.
>>34545296I'd be pissed
>>34545363honestly if its still happening by my 30s, im just accepting it, it can’t be that bad, maybe even makes you look younger than you are
>>34545364Get a snake.
>>34545367Why? Not a fan of kitties?
>>34545370More because getting a pet should be something you discuss. But also I have a nice clean home and a cat would ruin that forever
>>34545365Have you accepted that interactions aren't always gonna be perfect like you and a lot of men need to learn? You just need to stop getting irritated because a few buttons get pressed. That's me treating you like you are inept, it's me treating you like you have OCD.
>>34545365look every woman is different but it's fairly normal for a woman to be able to get off from penetrationit's not that uncommon for a woman to often need more than penetration but if penetration prevents you from having an orgasm and you don't have some condition, it's 100% a mental thing and not very common as far as i know have you even been with someone capable of reaching your a spot?
i had a dream that i made out with a woman who looked like a big dude. tf does that say about me. am i gay?
Mrrrrooow meooooowww
>>34545373lolll shes been faking it for you this dude fell for the meme
I dated a man who claimed to have been raped by the kids at the special ed school where he taught.I dumped him after he "confessed" because I was very sure that HE was the rapist. Now I am not so sure.
>>34545372*That's not me treating you like you are inept, it's me treating you like you have OCD.
>>34545371cats are very clean animals though?
Do you like chutney, you little shit?
I want a bald cat so badly
>>34545356Yw. You apparently have good pussy
>>34545376yea i've been around the block bud, it's gonna take more than that "you never make me cum!" is some comic tier shit your girl says when she's fighting with you and trying to make you insecure before you tell her to stfu and come over and service this dick and she does because it makes her cum so hard
need a dog-owner relationship w a guy but in a romantic way not a sexual way
>>34545387Which one is the dog?
>>34545389me
Do you live in an amazing digital circus?
>>34545387>>34545390why not both?
>>34545387Hi.
>>34545390Nta anon but I would make you sit beside me while I eat and toss you pieces of food
Mr. Boss forcibly raped me in the anus while all his smiling friends just stood by. As they jerked off and WATCHED!
>>34545394Not in a sexual way of course
>>34545392what good would a dog be without an owner
>>34545398no i mean why not a romantic and sexual way
>>34545387Are you carefree enough for that?
>>34545391I live in a world where I can't give people who I consider intelligent the relief that they are with someone as equally as intelligent as them, and it pains me everyday that they can't be happy, because apparently anytime they are around someone with my IQ they assume we're either out to get them or a threat to their peaceful environment. How do you even have a pet again if you have those two beliefs?
>>34545399because sexual stuff is scary enough as is, i'd want it to be as normal and vanilla as possible, no doggy roleplay.
>>34545405that's fair but would you ever graduate to normal person sex from doggy roleplay
>>34545405I am glad you do not want to be fucked by dogs.
>>34545407once him and i get married and i know i can trust him and that he'll stay w me forever
>>34545369I do need a snake. Kinda want the same one I had when I was young. Kinda want something bigger and derpy.
Too close to the sun!
>>34545381Yeah sphinxes are cool too. But unfortunately the allergy is from skin and saliva.But I also want a pupper. And a snake.
>>34545387 I have this and its divine. Hes such a good boy. Good luck, nona, you wont regret it. Go for twunky, short bi guys or stocky nerds - especially the type that were bullied in school. They dont know how hott they are and theyll worship you once you build their confidence up. They wont leave either in my experience, theyre dependant upon you and you alone. Cuff them quick and give them the world :)
>>34545409>once him and i get married and i know i can trust him and that he'll stay w me foreversee this is the kind of thing i look for in a lady, and unfortunately thought i had found with my first 2 no wait 3 gfs good luck out there
Hi
Why don't therapists and psychologists acknowledge how much of what they call Depression is existential and philosophical rather than simply a chemical imbalance? And then there are the many horror stories of people who've failed to get treatment for chronic illnesses that sap their energy because it is first misdiagnosed as, you guessed it, Depression.
>>34545415Hey
>>34545412>allergyOh. Still might help with having less skin cell buildup in concentrate.
Why does my head hurt so much
>>34545415(:Hi:)Holy crap:X I just got so many ideas;? for how to use emojisXD
Boy! Boy! I know you're not asleep. It's time for your buggering. That's what it's to be, I am in your room and now I am going to bugger your are!
>>34545420drink more water64ozi love youstay calmit's going to be okay
I think I might actually be the mythical female manipulator.
>>34545416You don't know what you are talking about
>>34545418And with consistently bathing them. Which would be interesting.
>>34545426>mythicalLMFAO
>>34545413i can’t lie femanon thats a little intimidating, i will agree that being w men that dont realize how hot they are to you is a huge plus, i'd love to make a guy feel good about himself >>34545414wow, whats a guy whos had 3 gfs doing here of all places
>>34545412My buddy is going to have a litter of Boykins in the box here soon. You can’t have one though.
>>34545427Yes, I do, I have experienced wistful feelings of melancholy that have been misdiagnosed as depression when they are in fact intellectual in character.
>>34545435>oh no whatever will I do with my money now?
Isn't it kind of fucked up how women always try to involve children in their sexual behaviours?
>>34545437Probably buy more nuggets to dip in ranch and a few two liters of Diet Coke a day if I had to guess.
>>34545439
Take a look at the graffiti above the urinal while ya piss. That's me as wrote that, it says 'if you are reading this, I am standing behind you and I am about to FUCK UR ARSE!'
>>34545436You really don't know what you're talking about. If you're not seeing a psychiatrist specifically then chemical options aren't going to be their main focus.
>>34545441Ew no you’re gross
>>34545429Cats actually LIKE warm water but are distrustful of water if they've dealt with cold water first
>>34545433>wow, whats a guy whos had 3 gfs doing here of all places4chan has been a habit for like 20 years now
>>34545446He has been anally raped. And he has become homosexually addicted to this vile behaviour.
>>34545410i have an 8"x5.5" trouser snake
>>34545443You have never felt the aesthetic mourning that comes as trees die in the winter. Or reflected on impermanence as you watched a squirrel taken by a hawk. Only to have your psychiatrist tell you that your feeling and your passion for those moments means you should dull them with medicines. For all the good it does you, you might as well be wasting away on the sofa at your local opioid den.
>>34545451Lol pseud>>34545431Mythical to you
>>34545445I sometimes mildly boil myself on accident. But it might be kino to bathe a lil predator.
>>34545449I have a dildo with those dimensions and it sucks to sit on.
>>34545449That's too much penis.
>>34545338i never said fuck every attractive woman, just that men find a large swath of women attractive.
I am going to assert my dominance by holding your jaw open while I fuck you in the mouth! The head of my cock will go so deep down your throat you will feel like you are choking!
>>34545457you said something bigger and derpy
>>34545457>>34545456Uh uh be careful hard truths like these cause fragile men to sperg out>>34545459lol gay
>>34545456Do you sit on it at work, while you are in a meeting with your manager or while you are coaching new hires? Do they ever comment on the orgasms you receive while you are speaking to them?
>>34545426Why?
>>34545463How many men have you sodomised in the bum, to make them realise their true desires as man servants?
>>34545464When I mastubate at work, I don't use toys. They're not subtle enough.
Has your penis ever transformed into a live, venomous snake and tried to bite you with its fangs? Mine sometimes transforms into a cobra and I have to handle it very carefully and gently so that it doesn't bite me and kill me with its snake venom.
>>34545426I'm an auto manipulatorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbJG0oRpaBM
>>34545467You’re a gross lady.
>>34545460INNA SNEKNOT PENORLike a boa maybe a banana if I could find one.
Femanons:>cute girl at work>we're just friendly>talk sometimes>randomly as I'm working she asks what I'm doing after work>say nothing and ask what she's doing>she says nothing>was talking to my therapist later about coworker stuff and he was helping me figure out like, what are lines crossed>said like getting weed off a coworker is crossing the line between what could be considered just a coworker relationship>but also mentioned the cute coworker asking me that was like that too>forget exactly the specifics but it was because it was about stuff outside workI assumed she was just being nice. But was she subtly trying to ask me to hang out or is my therapist wrong?
I wish I could cry in his arms without him resenting me
Wow, Femanon, did you even shower before our date? You smell like... like... like femanon stench!
>>34545482why would he resent you?
>>34545486Because I'm ugly
>>34545481>I assumed she was just being nice. But was she subtly trying to ask me to hang out or is my therapist wrong?Could go either way. It's impossible to know what her intention was without taking the interaction further.
>>34545481Usually women that do say 'nothing' instead of pretending to be busy are receptive to being asked on an activity depending on the intrest. But also you would have had to establish friendly demeanor during work inorder to be trusted.
>>34545488well why him specifically? does he talk to you? maybe he thinks you're pretty.
>>34545463>truthsthis honestly depends i've been too big for some girls, just right for others, and then there was this one lady, she was cavernous, it was seriously weird, only time i haven't been able to bottom out
Your parents gifted you a video game that required you to take pornographic images of yourself. Didn't they? It was all fun and games until you realised how many people were jerking off to your bum cheeks, and dreaming of giving your anal cavity a peckering!
>>34545483I did not. I am allowing you to smell my pussy~
my parents let my gfs stay the night when i was a teenager
anything to keep my hands of my sister, probably
>>34545455>sometimes mildly boil myself on accidentHow?
>>34545493Because he makes me happy
>>34545501Sometimes I forget that all the way is for cleaning purposes and don't turn it back until too late.
>>34545502you don't know that he thinks you're ugly. maybe you make him happy too.
>>34545500You should never have tried to rape your sister
>>34545505correct.
>>34545502Why is that?
Shy men, what are some signs you're into a girl on a date?
I could make her happy
>>34545503Fascinating, all the way on what?
>>34545510>shy men>on a date Good joke because we don't go on dates
>>34545510When the spaghetti is spilling out of my pocket.
>>34545510I think with shy or outgoing people of either gender you just have to take leaps of faith and try and communicate and ask for clarification as much as possible, but that's me, and some people like being indirect. Be yourself.
>>34545491>But also you would have had to establish friendly demeanor during work inorder to be trusted.We were friendly. I'm downplaying when I say sometimes, but we did talk when possible during work and I remember one time I made a bad joke that she laughed really hard at. But I was so unsure because she was gorgeous and wasn't sure if it was just being nice.
>>34545510We talk to her a lot. If we get emo and depressed with her we assume she's our best friend who trusts us. If we start texting weird stuff we would with our friends we also like her. Mainly it is that we get close to her.
>>34545516Hot.
>>34545488I am too.
>>34545520>But I was so unsure because she was gorgeous and wasn't sure if it was just being nice.Oh geeze. You should just ask her to dinner already.
A man being forward is underrated. If you ask if you can kiss me I’m saying yes
>>34545531What if he's ugly
>>34545533Don’t care
>>34545534You should probably get some standards
A woman being forward is underrated. If you ask if you can kiss me I'm saying yes
>>34545537Gay
>>34545531>*The most popular thing ever* is underrated What a take femanon
https://youtu.be/uN_Vb4ZnD4QUK, are you alright?
Women would you make him sandwiches upon request
>>34545529Too late. I framed it as present tense since I wanted to know. But this was two years ago. I'm not at that job and she's not either. But it's something that stuck with me if this gorgeous girl wanted me to ask her to hang out or was just being nice.
