when we get married :)

I'm 34 and I'm gonna marry an 18 year old.

ngl Obsession was kinda mid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS792qY-y7M

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>this old topic again

>>34578586
backrooms was better

Plap

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>>34578584
bad idea

>>34578584
Average /atoga/ moid

Men
Does your penis smell good or bad

A girl asked if she could sit next to me on a park bench. I said yeah and then we both said nothing and kept staring at our phones for minutes before I got up and walked away. Was I supposed to say something else?

>>34578604
It can't hurt to try. Just open with a casual "How's your day been?" If she starts a conversation then go for it, if not then pull out your phone and ignore her.

>>34578603
It's fine, whatever.

>>34578604
Either not or her loss

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Women
Is it difficult or otherwise emotionally draining to pretend to be flattered or to play nice when you have to reject a guy you don’t like (assuming he’s chill about it and not the kind of person to fly into a rage)?
Foids don’t do it anymore and I kinda miss it

>>34578598
>this chart brought to you by aging 30 year old single mothers and cat ladies

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>>34578604
Did she wear one of these?

>>34578603
Freshly refreshed.

>>34578604
>>34578606
Why are men so fucking autistic. People normally ask if they can sit beside you at a public bench or table assuming that there might be someone else coming back. Jfc

I went outside and seen ugly men with girlfriends. Did 4chan lie to me? How did these men do it?

>>34578614
This. “Do you mind if I sit here?” Is common courtesy in the English speaking world

>>34578614
Why are women so fucking autistic. People ask how you day's been to be polite all the time. Jfc

>>34578604
Dude she was totally hitting on you. You're supposed to scoot over and put your arm around her.

>>34578609
do you honestly think the women here are the type of women who are getting approached and asked out?

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Foid gaming?
Or moid gaming?

Is it bad to be afraid of cars. I live in Europe so having a license isn't a complete death sentence, but yeah I just believe/know I will die in a car crash if I drive. I also grew up with a dad with anger issues and since around age 16 I started refusing getting into a car with him because I started believing he would crash-suicide or something with me or one of my siblings one day because he is unhinged and gets road rage.

>>34578617
>Did 4chan lie to me?
They should really have the disclaimer from /b/ listed at the top of more boards.

>>34578614
>women would rather be alone in the forest with a bear than average man
>women asking to sit next to you on a bench doesn't mean anything

>>34578621
If someone is preoccupied with their phone they're not looking to be interrupted by some stranger wanting to make small talk just to hit on them

>>34578617
By actually talking to women. The losers on this website always leave out the part where they're asocial weirdos whose brain works by telling them that women are as superficial as they are.

>>34578626
Balatro gaming.

>>34578624
Some of them actually are and just farm the moids itt for their loosh

>>34578631
>women can't even find a place to sit without men seeing it as an invitation to be creepy

What does a good voice sound like and does it add points for women in their 20s or is it irrelevant?

>>34578609
not at all usually, they are usually very polite/nice and i am too. the whites and asian guys that is. immigrants and italians behave more weirdly, don't really count them as humans though.

>>34578633
This. I give dating advice to other men and I haven't even talked to a woman in over a decade.

>>34578633
Nta but just talking to women isn’t a magic pill if you don’t have the sauce. I was rejected like 5 times in university. Some of us are just not cut out for this

>>34578637
are you afraid of men or not make up your mind

>>34578603
do you want to smell my smegma? I haven't showered yet today and I fapped last night so it's probably a little musky :3

>>34578643
Retard-kun doesn't see why his reasoning is exactly why women would rather be around bears

>>34578603
Bad usually

>>34578603
>Does your penis smell good or bad
My gf is always telling me it tastes good.

>>34578614
may just be an autism thing. i have bad social skills and i have never sat down in a park next to a man or anywhere at all, other than back in school where simply i had to. and i didn't react to it but if a guy sits right beside me anywhere when there is possible space somewhere else i always take it as interest/that he has some sort of motive ngl.

>>34578634
NUMBERS GO UP :DDD

>>34578604
>Was I supposed to say something else?
No. She just needed a place to sit.

>>34578637
You really shouldn't take what the average anon has to say as an accurate representation of what most men are like.
Thank god real life is so much more normal than online.

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>>34578639

>>34578626
leon was actually hot in this game somehow, in the previous ones i never saw it.

Do italians have big dicks?

>>34578609
>(assuming he’s chill about it and not the kind of person to fly into a rage)
And how would we know whether he's that kind of person or not before rejecting him?

>>34578627
>I live in Europe
Stopped reading

>>34578603
Never smells good. Sometimes it doesn't smell bad.

>>34578638
I like baritone voices, they sound very warm and manly without being too deep

>>34578617
>Did 4chan lie to me?
There is almost nothing 4chan doesn't lie about.
>How did these men do it?
By being confident (or seeming confident) and by being fun.

>>34578670
:)

Post gender
Would (You) date a streamer? Assume that they're anonymous in some way (Vtuber, wearing a mask, just not having a face cam)

>>34578638
Most guys that are hot to me have good voices in my experience. I'm not good at describing it, like boyish charming and not necessarily super deep, but doesn't sound like a teen either. Lacking a hot voice isn't bad it's more like a "win more" thing, just a bonus

I wanna smell her breath

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>>34578664
>and how worrd we know wether he that kind of person before reject him

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>>34578598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig4bF-OelRk
Chat, what do you think about that?

>>34578654
DANG RIGHT IT DO BE

>>34578673
M. Sure.

>>34578659
so it was meant to be that you just had this image ready to go lol

>>34578637
How autistic do you have you be to find "How was your day" to be creeping

My brother keeps saying he has a small willy
Bros what the fuck
It can't be true because all the ladies he pulls cant get enough of him and they have a tantrum when he breaks up with them
Women, do you get attached to tiny willy men?

>>34578673
M
No, never in a million years. I've streamed a bit myself and invested a fair amount of time into streaming communities over the years, and I don't find that culture or the communities it fosters to be something I want to immerse myself in at all as an adult who wants to start a family at some point in the next five to seven years.

>>34578663
>Do italians have big dicks?
They like to think so.

>>34578665
y

>>34578598
It is littel known, but that chart was originally drafted on a piece of paper soaked in cat piss and cheap wine.

>>34578682
the femcels in this thread are legitimately insane. keep that in mind when you actually ask for advice from the opposite gender here.

>>34578678
>Chat
Go away.

>>34578686
Yes.
t. half italian

>>34578682
>>34578632

>>34578638
men that sound even somewhat similar to postal dude which ig is just that crisp radio-talkshow voice, are instantly hotter.

>>34578673
f i guess i'd date this one league streamer since he's the only one i watch at all. not anonymous though.

>>34578689
Some of them are genuinely bad people who like to get one over on loser men who use this site.

>>34578638
A voice can completely make or break my attraction to someone.

>>34578663
They are big dicks, but they don't have them.

>>34578682
If someone is making it really clear that they are busy and they don't want to talk to you, but you insist on trying to get a conversation going anyway, that's creepy. It makes no difference what you say.

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>>34578681
#respectitalians

Fembros, I need an answer to this >>34578683
I'm worried about my brother. He confined in me when he was drunk years ago that his willy was small. He's since said it about 3 times sober. I'm not joking around and I don't think he is either

>>34578673
F
Sure, provided they're not annoying and retarded like most streamers.

>>34578673
M, Yes.

>>34578683
>Women, do you get attached to tiny willy men?
It's not an active preference, but it's certainly possible.

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>>34578702
They're lizard people.

You can sit literally anywhere else and you choose to sit next to a stranger. But don't think for a minute this means they want anything to do with you because... Because!

your love for men feels very disingenuous

>>34578703
You said he gets pussy so who cares? He's probably just brainwashed by porn.

>>34578711
But my hate for them is very real

>>34578711
>your love for men feels very disingenuous
I'll stop loving them then.

seeing attractive women irl makes me feel like shit and want to kill myself

>>34578695
>>34578674
>>34578670
It's so over

>>34578703
idk i've only tried one and i think it was medium sized. if i was asked make it bigger i don't think i would've even if it didn't look like a "porn dick".
maybe you should just trust him.

>>34578703
As the other anon said, he's probably a normal size and comparing himself to guys in porn.

I get jealous when anon is nice to anon >:(

>>34578710
What if there aren't any other benches and the grass is damp?

>>34578673
M
I would encourage it and promote/spam her allover /v/ and /vt/ so she can get rich and I'll never have to be a wagie ever again

I only want a man for nonsexual cuddling, passenger princessing, and money

do other men actually watch porn with dudes penises in it? fucking gross.
thats why i only fap to solo female

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>>34578709
Lizard people have souls

>>34578715
>seeing attractive women irl makes me feel like shit and want to kill myself
What we can do to make you actually go through with it?

>>34578732
Be more attractive.

>>34578727
What is he supposed to get out of it?

>>34578732
ask me out on a date

>>34578735
idk
A gf to be around

>>34578638
>does it add points for women in their 20s
This can be read as it makes women more attractive or it makes men more attractive.

>>34578724
I find that hard to believe but in that case you sit on the other end of the bench as far away from the other person as possible without saying anything

>>34578737
>A gf to be around
If that's how you behave, you're no girlfriend.

I now have no idea if my voice is actually attractive to younger women because I've gotten compliments from older women.

>>34578708
I see. And would it be like a big deal breaker if you knew before you got close to him?
>>34578712
>>34578720
Idk, his friends said he has a tiny willy, too

>>34578717
>maybe you should just trust him
I hope it's just some weird zoomer humour

>>34578727
You and every other woman

>>34578741
ive never gotten compliments on anything, from any woman, so your at least slightly better than average

>>34578729
Yeah you're so straight for telling other men what you jack off to bro

>>34578738
I realized that as I was typing it, but it still works, I guess because guys can answer the question too.

>>34578749
sorry you cant get an erection without thinking about penises, fagget

>>34578744
If you say you wanna give more you'll come across as lower value = uglier in comparison, that's why you shouldn't listen to internet women abt this stuff.

>>34578741
You're overthinking it. Women are women.
Older women are more likely to compliment young men that a lot of young women are too nervous to compliment, if you weren't aware.

>>34578743
Essentially every woman who has ever decided to have sex with a man has made that decision before discovering how big his dick is. It's not something that matters enough to make inquiries about.

>>34578752
You seem to be the only one focusing on penises here

>>34578743
>I hope it's just some weird zoomer humour
Why do you care how big your brother's penis is?

>>34578756
nice projection, gaylord

>>34578727
I'm starting to realize that a lot of women are like you. You people love to waste men's time.

Sorry, women, but thanks to one bad experience I now hate all of you and will never trust any of you ever again.

>>34578743
>Idk, his friends said he has a tiny willy, too
And what, they've measured it? They're going by what he says too.

>>34578698
That's a shame. This is a place where losers can be friends and talk to each other. Division, what is that good for?

It's like that Gachimuchi song about Shin-Nippori. Something about how like, realizing you should not dictate your rank to others is the moment where you first start to truly grow and see your peers

If I like him then why does he make me so nervous

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Did anyone else fall for the “just go outside and talk to women” psyop?

>>34578763
Because you like him...?

Sorry, women, but thanks to this anon's >>34578760
one bad experience I now hate all of you and will never trust any of you ever again.

>>34578763
Because you like him

>>34578764
Was this question directed to the opposite gender

Women would you put your young son in the oven to cook and eat him

>>34578740
She's a bitch, not a girlfriend. Not even a friend.
I don't use the word bitch lightly. The majority of women aren't bitches imo.

>>34578767
Happy to help, anon!

>>34578764
not yet

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>>34578763
Cause he’s a member of an ancient occult bloodline and you can sense this.

>>34578763
Liking somebody raises the stakes.

>>34578764
That's how I've met every woman I've been in a committed relationship with.
>>34578769
I think that one was /ayoga/.

both. is there a piece of media or art you genuinely wish you hadn't consumed? preferably give a deeper reason than just disliking or hating it.

>>34578763
Sensing a hidden evil energy

>>34578747
I'll take the compliments. I even got called cute by an older women a week ago at work.

State gender
Is >>34578758 gay

>>34578778
Lucky you. I tried it and the women seemed to either find me off putting or hated my guts

>>34578762
I know; it's sad.
I prefer threads where anon is nice to anon, or at least where the shittalk is in jest and not venomous. I try to be nice to anon unless they're being evil.

>>34578757
Cus I don't want him to have trouble with women and I want him to be happy. Stupid question. Why do you care that I care??? Dumbass
>>34578755
I hope so. I feel so bad for him. He seems to use humour to cope about it
>>34578761
They probably seen it, getting changed in locker rooms or pissing in urinals or when they are drunk and horsing about and someone pulls your shorts down cus they think it's funny or what ever

Anyways, thanks for the answers. I hope you guys aint lying

>>34578783
damn you really can't let go lmao, mad i btfo you fag? gotta have the last word you sissy? XD

What's the strategy on introducing your hotter friend(s) to your partner? Male or female. I feel like whenever that happens there is always eventually attraction and even crushes, even if innocent.

>>34578729
I've been watching only cartoon porn for about 10 years now, but penises in vaginas are aesthetically pleasing

>>34578788
Terrible response rerolling the bot

>>34578789
M
idk ive never had a partner and havent had friends that ive talked to irl in a decade

>>34578770
>Women would you put your young son in the oven to cook and eat him
I wish I'd thought of that before he got too big to fit. :(

>>34578780
I wish I still had my innocence and be unaware of the depths of depravity some people are capable of thinking up.

>>34578781
Could this be it? Like ok everyone is kinda nervous around people they're attracted to but I literally cannot relax around this dude despite knowing him for years

>>34578795
Dishonest. You don’t have sons

I just sorta always feel sick without you

>>34578799
once you have sex with him it will go away

>>34578802
Who are you talking to negro

i miss the girl i was fuckin in college but she dont even exist. she a tulpa fr.

Why do men treat women they're attracted to like children and women they're not attracted to like they don't even exist? It's almost as is men actually hate women

>>34578770
No but when I see a cute baby with chubby cheeks I kinda want to nibble them (gently!)

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Saw the gat again
runs away when I try to pet it, so I let the dog distract it while I took this

>>34578808
where can i find a man who'll treat me like a child

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M
Are genders listening to any music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REF5JzqQa4c

State brodom
Fem-bros, what series/anime/films are you watching these days?
Bro-bros, same question to you
I wanna know how your tastes vary

chocolate makes me happy :)

>>34578810
>gat
Spanish?

>>34578810
gyatt

>>34578811

>>34578812
M
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8TxnuOia5w

>>34578799
You haven't seen deep down

>>34578810
You have that Sakaki-san energy.

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>>34578808
> Wai ah, de man arways tleet de woman he feer attlact to like smor baby chirren, but de woman he no attlact to jus like she no eben exis in dis worl one? Armost like de man actuwarry deep heit woman inside hart la.

>>34578812
M
no
ive been in a shitty mood so i havent listened to music in a couple days

>>34578804
And all my pals will tell me is that I'm crazy

>>34578814
Same but it has made me too fat so i have to stop eating it
You can be fat and happy, or beautiful and sad. I choose to be sad. What's the point in being happy if you aren't beautiful?

>>34578813
Just finished season 2 of Resident Alien

>>34578824
That's rough man. Hope it passes soon.

>>34578812
f yeah i was listening to angel witch this morning. but nothing atm.

>>34578826
thanks for reminding me about my weight, I will now stop eating chocolate

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>>34578810
this one always seems to be hanging around this other one

>>34578830
>>34578826
Misery loves company. I’ll eat chocolate in your honour

>>34578830
You're welcome, fatty

>>34578808
>treat women they're attracted to like children
How so?

>>34578813
M
Flowers in the Attic

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>>34578812
M
https://youtu.be/rj8s-6geA1E

>>34578813
F, just finished The Boys and Morley Grove, currently waiting on the final episode of Euphoria, and I'm thinking of starting another youtube horror series. I love zoomerslop.

>>34578780
Well, I'm not watching any more Lars Von Trier movies. You would think I would have learned my lesson after watching "Antichrist" and seeing Charlotte Gainsbourg's character cutting off her clitoris with a pair of scissors in extreme close-up. But no, I had to watch "Nymphomaniac" as well, and see a woman performing an amateur abortion on herself with a coat hanger. No more.

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Dance with me, ice queen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU

>>34578832
That’s a really cute kitty

I will now starve myself for a week

is sex with black women better than white women
i want to take a dip in the chocolate if you know what i mean

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>>34578813
These are all the movies I've downloaded this week.

Have I watched them? Of course not! I always find time to download but I never find time to watch.

>>34578840
lol, relatable. I watched melancholia (boring) and antichrist (laughable)
I was couch surfing at a friend's place for a while and his insane junkie actor friends were watching nymphomaniac in the living room one day. the parts I caught were dogshit

>>34578814
I hope it's *good* chocolate. Not your milk or (shudder) white rubbish?

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>>34578813
I havent watched any show in a while
I guess Dunk

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>>34578843
Being fat ain’t so bad

>>34578846
Boomer

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Women, if an employee at a store asked you out or gave you his number would it creep you out even though you've had casual conversations a couple times in the past, and would you stop going there to avoid him? This employee was also normal about getting rejected in this hypothetical scenario, so no freak outs or him being persistent.

>>34578808
>It's almost as is men actually hate women
Yeah, funny how that works.

>>34578840
understandable. i've only seen dancer in the dark and even if it's one of my favourite movies, i haven't gotten the desire to watch any of his other movies yet since it was such a depression porn fest lol. someone suggested antichrist to me and i'll be continuing to avoid it now, thank you.

>>34578843
I'm so hungry right now.

>>34578812
F
https://youtu.be/OFcKm-5jSQE

>>34578808
I hate this post because it reminded me that he only ever saw me kind of like a little sister

I'm having beer for dinner :D

Why don't the femcels simply join Chad's harem

>>34578780
I don't think I regret consuming any piece of media. In fact the ones that stirred me the most were probably the ones that made me grow the most and I'd rather have had that experience than not.

>>34578855
"Antichrist" has some mutilation of male genitals in it too, if that makes it any more tempting.

>>34578860
unironically the worst, even worst than cigarettes.

>>34578853
>would you stop going there to avoid him?
Yes.

>>34578859
NTA but if it's any consolation I'm really into my little sister so maybe there's a chance for you?

>>34578861
I don't like sharing

>>34578868
So what's your pick, self improvement so a good guy picks you, or pick a guy nobody else wants

>>34578813
F last i week i watched shin godzilla (instantly became one of my favourites), then godzilla minus one the next day (meh), and yesterday og godzilla from 1954 (a classic for a reason).
time to get to my true objective. i'm now allowed to watch all the mothra movies i assume since i know the godzilla lore basics now.

>>34578859
shouldve been his type then

>>34578863
my avoidance just went to 200% ty

>>34578864
If I did this all the time? I agree. But anon is allowed three beers instead of a meal once in a blue moon, I think.

almost impulse bought a stupid pill box

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I request an extraordinary convening of the supreme council of women to discuss a matter of pressing importance.
I have submitted a memorandum to the standing committee laying out a concrete reason as to why the council should let me finally have a girlfriend.
Please deliberate on this. I’m tired of being alone.

>>34578867
Ew. And he has a gf anyway

>>34578843
>I will now starve myself for a week
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Starvation_Experiment

>Among the conclusions from the study was the confirmation that prolonged semi-starvation produces significant increases in depression, hysteria and hypochondriasis; most of the subjects experienced periods of severe emotional distress and depression.
>Participants exhibited a preoccupation with food, both during the starvation period and the rehabilitation phase. Sexual interest was drastically reduced, and the volunteers showed signs of social withdrawal and isolation.

>>34578870
Based, Love Mothra
https://youtu.be/uHHQgB6AXvI

>>34578859
Can't you find another way?

>>34578808
youve got it backwards
i treat women i'm attracted to like they dont exist. because obviously i could never be with them

>>34578579
Guys: have you ever thought of cheating on your gf?

Girls: how would you feel if your bf sucked a dick before meeting you?

>>34578874
This bitch medicated LOL!!!

>>34578603
Idk
>>34578598
So you're saying it's not over

Are there women who have politicians opinions beyond thinking they need the right to kill their baby?

>>34578875
It's like making a friend, very similar actually, simple. All the people I know regardless of looks have a gf if they are extroverts/have many friends.

>>34578885
Fool

>>34578874
What's wrong with the pill box, I was kind of thinking about buying a 9 day one since my meds are divided in fours, if I buy 8 days, I'll have to refill on the day I take it, but if I have 9 holes, I can refill on day 7 and have a full box! ROLLOVERS

>>34578879
God I love Mothra

>>34578885
> Ah, are dere woman who hab poritical opinion beyond just thinking dey need the light to kirr their baby?

>>34578882
>how would you feel if your bf sucked a dick before meeting you?
Hot

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>>34578813
OP here. M
I'e been watching Stargate. I finished SG-1 and Atlantis, and been putting Universe off for now while I watch Millennium. The first season of Millennium was a slog at times, but season 2 is great. I've also been watching the anime "Gate" and its sort of meh. The premise is fun but the actual series isn't anything special, it is so generic

>>34578870
A fellow completionist. I respect that

>>34578813
M.
>what series/anime/films are you watching these days?
The Deuce.
Homicide: Life on the Street.
The Shield.
The Pitt.
Blake's 7.
Babylon 5.
Samurai Jack.
Wonder Man.
Inside No. 9.

Stupid zoomers clapping to backrooms

She was sweetened with aspartame
No wonder she tasted off

>>34578894
Hoe

>>34578870
M
:O I'm almost jealous. Mothra is a great flick. I have a VHS copy of it with an english dub where the voice actors are all doing slightly racist pidgin accents lol
Giant Monsters All-Out Attack is a must-see imo. It's a sequel to 54 Godzilla
You'd probably like Shin Kamen Rider too, also. I'd never watched any Kamen Rider before I watched it and thought it was sick

>>34578882
>Guys: have you ever thought of cheating on your gf?
I only ever do open relationships. So no.

>>34578899
This shit doesn't phase me ever since there was a theatrical release of a film about Slenderman

my pooooookie. omg

>>34578906
He's gay

>>34578905
first time I saw any clapping in a movie. It is kinda cute seeing people being excited about something it also pisses me off

>>34578880
The thought of grabbing him by the collar and kissing him has occurred to me, yes.

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>>34578906
Pookie died a long, long time ago. Get help. He’s gone. We all miss him

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Women, stop laughing at us.

I SAID STOP LAUGHING

>>34578912
me on the right

>>34578899
imagine paying to see hollywood slop in current year+15