FAT MAN EDITIONbe nice
>>34640043Thank you mr.baker!
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Why are we making new threads when the last thread didn't even reach 1000 posts?
>>34640048Because it's fresh!
>>34640048It's on page 9 and will archive soon
>>34640043He's up there in GOAT status with daddy Gabe and GloriousEggroll
>>34640048It wants a proprietary atoga. Had to report spam this one is a third of its way through its lifespan and we don’t need to split users between 2 threads
State GenderYou've been forced to star in a wacky comedy movie with an animal. What's the animal and why are you stuck with the animal?
>>34640047>>34640043Fucking disgusting
Sodomy is the expected ritual. Please present your anus so that I can penetrate your rectum. Now.
>>34640055>GloriousEggrollPlacebo. The regular Proton is already good enough.
>>34640057FA flying, talking donkey
GenderFavorite ALBUM?
>>34640064Okay, why are you stuck with the flying talking donkey?>>34640065FOK Computer by Radiohead
>>34640065The xx - I see you
>>34640059I botched it to spite you.
>>34640066>OK Computer by RadioheadBased. What do you think of their other albums? Kid A and In Rainbows have grown on me.
>>34640068M
>>34640070I tend to prefer their earlier stuff to the newer works, but I also really love The Bends. Kid A and In Rainbows are also good choices.
>>34640057MLion because it'll be funny if it goes apeshit and mauls me to death
>>34640048Look at OP's name.
>>34640065Ocean eyes
>>34640066>>34640072Yeah, so high school was over 25 years ago
>>34640065i dont really listen to albums, just singles. The only albums i listen to regularly is 浮躁 and maybe fauxllennium
>>34640073Okay, but why are you stuck with the lion?
>>34640057A dogBecause I fuck dogs
>>34640043Bv abandoned that perfectly good thread like she abandoned her:A) DietB) ChildC) Self awareness D) all of the above
>>34640072The Bends was my og favorite but over time I preferred their later material. I still listen to the bends from beginning to end once in a blue moon tho. What about Pablo Honey? I never got into it besides creep and You.Some of their EP songs after The Bends are pretty solid, too.
>>34640065MI've never outgrown picrel. It's been my favorite since middle school, and it's the first album I listen to every year.
I took a shower, day ruined U_U
>>34640076I was in elementary school 25 years ago.>>34640079Okay, but why are you stuck with the dog?
>>34640080Please tell me your joking about it having a child
>>34640077Can you describe a time that you were sexually humiliated, preferably in public?
>>34640077So, you’re need for attention has extended into chinese characters, huh. We’ve seen your tits, bitch.
>>34640057A talking batBecause he let me tie him up again
>>34640078Eccentric rich guy who collects exotic pets thought I was a rare monkey and had me kidnapped and now I'm locked in the house with the big kitty while he's away on a business trip
>>34640081Yeah I'm not too crazy about Pablo Honey either. I used to hate it, but I've grown to be more okay with it throughout the years.
>>34640077大家好fine shyt
>>34640077what is wrong with you?
>>34640085Two
>>34640089Alright, this is the kind of answer I was looking for. Oh man you would've made a hell of a shitty direct to video movie back in the 90s.
>>34640065Mwifiskeleton - suburban daredevil
>>34640092It’s a reasonably high iq troon that pretends every day for hours to be a smol retarded qt girl.
Hey Femanon, I need to confess something to you. I... I...*sneezes in your face*
>>34640066>Okay, why are you stuck with the flying talking donkey?He's the only one who knows how to find Lord Fuckwad, so I can get away bunch of fantasy creatures out of mah swamp.>>34640065>Favorite ALBUM?FI like too many to pick one>>34640082Banger. Title & Registration is probably their most underrated song.
>>34640098
>>34640091all of us?
>>34640099>F>I like too many to pick oneAttention-seeking whore
>>34640099>I like too many to pick oneJust pick any one you like
>>34640098*licks it off*Yes?
caturday plans?
The sight of bare feet and toes makes my pee pee very hard. Please continue wearing flip flops in public so that I can get erections and sneak off to goon while I think about your soles, ankles, and toes.
reminder: the only woman itt is a fat man hating whore who had her kid taken away
>>34640110real
>>34640110>>34640112I hope you feel bad for getting off to my disability to want to wear close toed shoes.
>>34640111My delusions disagree
>>34640105Valley of the Damned by Dragonforce was very formative to me as a child, so probably that. There are definitely albums I like more, but that's really what got the ball rolling.
I wanna see my baby I wanna hold my darling
>>34640098Is it time for biological warfare this summer?
>>34640109I am going to wear cat ears and a butt plug cat tail and mimic a cat's paws with my hands while I eat out a woman's pussy. Call it cat cannibalism, a pussy boy eating a lady pussy.
>>34640109Same as every Caturday
GenderFavorite Pokemon?
>>34640099Yeah Title and Registration is a classic. Reminds me of a driving home on a real snowy night in my hometown many years back, during the last winter before my friends and I all graduated and spread out.
>>34640111Is there any similar thread that actually has multiple women?
>>34640127GIOYC but they're all extremely schizophrenic
Women,Are there any reasons you would actually cold approach a guy?
>>34640121Same, but dog girl
>>34640124Melectric sheep from gen2 or 3
>>34640129Fuck no. I hate men cold approaching me, why the fuck would I cold approach a random stranger?
Women would you touch your husband's forehead to check if he had a fever And then if he was sick would you want to play nurse
>>34640132To flex your confidence?
>>34640097no i know who that is
>>34640129Horny fat bitches will at a bar.
>>34640129Do you want me to anon?
>>34640124FOf the first gen, Arcanine. Perfect cuddle buddy.
>>34640129If I really wanted to get murdered.
>>34640138Of any gen, I just happened to pick the gen 1 pic.
FoidsFavorite part of foreplay?
>>34640131Nta but are you thinking of Mareep, Flaaffy or Ampharos? Gen 2 mon I gotta go with Espeon.
>>34640082My mom got her and I tickets to see Death cab for cutie and I didn't know until we got there that they were just going to play Transatlanticism in order and I had an "oh fuck" moment because it's some of my "thinking about killing yourself" music from my teens lol. I loved it but felt terrible the whole time. >>34640129No
>>34640133Cats don’t make good nurses but yes. I’ll ask the nutritionist sister what you need.
>>34640133Yes
>>34640135It’s (you)
>>34640141
>>34640142mareep I think. They evolve into those others no?
>>34640146I was samefagging and forgot to put my name
>>34640151What are you IN to?
Girls, would you like to go to Eatrinaline, which is a fine dining experience that is also a ride, and during the two hour experience, your table will move into different themed rooms, and each course fits the theme?
>>34640129Maybe if I was being harassed or threatened by someone and was actually scared and needed help. But now that I think of it, anytime that's happened a man comes over and asks if I'm okay. So no, literally no reason to approach a stranger
>>34640141The part where it stops so I can get dick.
>>34640141Kissin
One of my pupils is super dilated and causing blurry vision, am I going blind?
>>34640133Yes, and usually I have to reign it in and not fuss over him as much as I'd want to because he doesn't like it
>>34640141M, the part where the world revolves around them.
>>34640161Might have a concussion or something
>>34640141Talking, and smelling him
Women, do you get the ick if a man drinks from a straw rather than straight from the glass?
>>34640166Not typically. A slurper is a red flag, though.
I come to atoga because I like reading about how women would treat their moids. And it'll never happen to me but it helps make my daydreams more accurate and detailed.
>>34640164Didn’t hit my head or anything. I had a surgery on Tuesday tho. Don’t want to go to the ed for testing, I feel like it’ll just go away after a few days, but mayb I should?
Do you guys ever wonder if society would benefit if women now had an obvious visual cue that let anyone looking at them know they were turned on, similar to men with boners. Would men like this or not?
>>34640156No, too distracting and overstimulating. I wouldn't be able to eat or even focus on anything probably
>>34640172How would this work into social etiquette?
>>34640166Women are binary. They like you or not. If they don’t like you, everything is an ick. If they like you, nothing is an ick. So stop worrying about bullshit.
>>34640174I imagine people would react to it the same way they would a man getting an obvious erection.
>>34640166No
Women, for a white man, is it better if I’m pale as a ghost or tanned?
>>34640181tan if blondpale is dark haired
>>34640183What if I have middle of the road brown hair, not dark but not light
>>34640174Men will relentlessly hit on women that display interest and pester them for their numbers "because you think I'm hot"
>>34640141>what i fantasize about most
>>34640185then u must die
>>34640181It doesn't matter, none of this weird minutia matters
Women, do you have sympathy for me as someone who has never been able to get laid not because of looks but just because I never understood how to successfully proposition a woman for sex?
>>34640187Hot
>>34640189Yes it does. Chad is simply the totality of minutia maxing. I play autistic map games, I know the impact that min-maxing every single decision possible has on the end outcome.
>>34640057femalecat.
>>34640057F. I save a horse from the glue factory and he becomes my ride to work because he's thankful.
>>34640172FNo, men would try to use this to excuse rape.
>>34640193Ick, no
>>34640197>I save a horseand ride a cowboy?
GenderWhat are you listening to rn?
If I were God I'd make it so that anytime women were turned on they'd stand still and repeatedly say "AWOOGA" until they were no longer turned on because women scare me and it'd make them look stupid! Take that, women! Not so scary anymore!
>>34640204Southern accents don't do it for me, unfortunately. Too silly.
>>34640205MSame fucking bullshit I always to
>>34640098bless you anon
>>34640156I do not think I would like that>>34640161You might be dying I would get that checked out >>34640166No?>>34640181It's easier for me if he tans instead of burns because then I don't have to worry about him becoming a lobster while I'm fine but I don't care looks wise.
>>34640133yes and id give him lots of kisses and thermometers up the butt
>>34640205MHalo Reach soundtrack
>>34640205https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5Wvm-Q1NHw
How do people get really good at stuff. I see them doing things and it seems impossible. I've never been good at stuff
>>34640141the parts where its inevitable that we are going to have sexand/or kissing
>>34640166no, i don’t like the sound ice makes when someone is continuously stress sipping their drink thothat’s not an ick its just the sound lol
>>34640215(M)
Girls, would it make you happy if you were making out with a guy and he came in his pants?
>>34640181pale because im pale and i dont like competition of how “tan” you are
>>34640191looking for answers. surely someone can relate?
>>34640191i think this is hot personally
>>34640216they do it a lot and put a lot of effort into it
>>34640223i had a guy grind on me once and immediately came in his pants. it is hot. it is kind of a ego boost at the same time tbf
>>34640226Then how would I express this struggle to someone?
men, ask me all and every actual question
>>34640228why do girls get turned on by gay beta shit like this are you lesbians in denial or what
>>34640223No. It's a mess.
>>34640231What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?Do you like the car that you drive (if you have one)?If you could speak any language that you can't currently, what would you choose?
>>34640231What's your favorite theme park attraction?
Literally just begging for attention at this point
>>34640237my bad
>>34640237What's YOUR favorite flavor of ice cream?
>>34640229allow for them to take lead and be comfortable with you and your sexual desires. be honest, and be genuine
>>34640232nah i just think its like kind of hot in its own way. although this one was weird, i actually really liked the guy and didnt want to embarrass him because he was relatively new at all of that stuff.
>>34640205M, I'm revisiting an old Gundam game I loved and I always used to listen to this when I played it, so I'm listening to it now.https://youtu.be/w2YoPVjQr4Y
>>34640241How am I supposed to turn the conversation towards sexuality though? That’s the thing women never do and I sure af don’t understand.
>>34640234>ice cream?i like vanilla and there’s a specific ice cream at walmart that’s “unicorn flavored” that is also really good>car?a real purty mustang and i love her>language?i am spotty in italian, and i really wanna learn more of it
>>34640239"Men dispense your attention to me" you ain't Cleopatra bitch sit down >>34640240I like them shits with the caramel veins >>34640232They want you to pick them
>>34640223I read stuff like this and it makes me glad I skipped over middle and high school aged boys entirely
>>34640205>What are you listening to rn?Fhttps://youtu.be/qBqzXYcSdns
>>34640249It's not too late
>>34640235any type of high roller coaster that gives you a small bit of whiplash
>>34640249If you ever feel bad about it you could go out with me, I'm in my 30s and yet I have the emotional maturity of a high schooler.
state gendersonic or shadow?
>>34640235any type of high roller coaster that gives you a small bit of whiplash and makes you debate if you should puke
>>34640254MShadow obviously
>>34640254FShadow, especially in Sonic Heroes. Shadow, Rouge, and Omega were such a good team.
>>34640251I can't go back, I can never retvrn>>34640253Same tbqh it's why I need someone who knows what they're doing otherwise it's just the blind leading the blind
I feel this looming sense of doom you know. Like my days are drawing to a close and the end is going to come soon.
>>34640244some women do, esp women who are comfortable with you. bring it up naturally, alwaysposing a conversation about something that is important to you, is how to get women to understand that this is something that needs to be discussed to properly flourish
>>34640254fshadow
>>34640205Jeopardy
>>34640254(Metal) Sonic
>>34640223Yea
WomenMan with fancy carOr man with normal car and motorbike
How can we eliminate race fetishism from the earth?
>>34640263I think the thing you aren't considering is the fact that anon never got further than saying "no bags" to the cashier in terms of interaction with women
>>34640205Mhttps://youtu.be/ONxp_lLXWGk?is=oNqDi0pkbe7QJdmw
>>34640254F. This thread spamming Shadow memes made me retroactively dislike him. So I have to pick Sonic.
Over half of adult black women are obese and over 75 percent are overweight. As you can imagine, this makes me(lover of hot skinny black women) upset
>>34640270Normal car and cards games on motorbikes.
>>34640268didn't mentioned him because that would not be fair to sonic and shadow>>34640257based>>34640259based sonic heroes enjoyer!
>>34640272Slaughter all but one race
>>34640231I keep fucking girls raw, what’s the likelihood I have an STD?
>>34640273even if so if ur comfortable with someone you can pose the convo there’s not much to do but have a conversation about it so i dunno
>>34640272we can't
Girls, would you eat zebra meat if it was prepared for you?
>>34640274fucking love that song
>>34640278It goes Metal > Sonic > Shadow for me anyways, I was just being cheeky.
>>34640275You say "this thread" like it's not one guy
>>34640280get tested not that hard tbqhits probably lowish but hell we never know
>>34640275it's just one guy doing that
>>34640283Aren't zebras endangered?
>>34640272You can't but mods could easily implement word filters and autobans to stop it from derailing threads on this website at least (like they should've done a decade ago)
>>34640283Is it ethical to farm-raise a zebra for food?>>34640288>>34640290I can't always tell.
>>34640254Shadow
After self examination, I don't think I would perform CPR on a tranny. I find them so completely repulsive and I don't want to touch them, let alone put my mouth on one's mouth. Do you think this is wrong?
>>34640291No, zebras are plentiful. >>34640293It's hard to farm raise them because they're not domesticated like horses. Zebras are prey animals so they try to run away a lot.
>>34640293If you can't reliably spot qt when he posts then I fear for your iq
>>34640289What about pregnancy
>>34640254Tails
>>34640296You don't have an obligation to save anyone let alone someone you don't like
>>34640296Yes. The point of becoming certified in CPR is to help people who need it, not just people who you don't mind touching.
>>34640300I just try to hope it's not him, I think.
>>34640306I don't know where a tranny's mouth has been.
>>34640276Hot and nice black women just do it for me
>>34640302pregnancy is such a high risk this is why raw sex is unfortunately low reward high reward but if you’re fucking girls on bc its way less likely, so its fine usually
>>34640303ok that's cool, no one ever chooses tails
>>34640310No idea if they were
>>34640298If they can't be farm-raised without putting them through extreme stress because of their incompatibility with captivity, I don't think I'd want to eat one. On the other hand, if they're plentiful enough that hunting them could be sustainable then I might try it. But only if I personally prepared it with the help of an expert concerning zebra meat.
>>34640314do they have any contact with you? did you pull out? did you have any precum on your dick?
>>34640315>expert concerning zebra meat.Yeah his name is Mugabe mufasi ibwaza and he's been poaching the finest bushmeat round these parts of africa for 20 years
ALL HAIL SHADOW!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDGG6iCyR4w
You should try and be as hot and in shape for your romantic partners as possible
>>34640270Do I get to ride on the bike?
>>34640316Yeah, sorta, they know where I work. >pull outI didn’t cum>precumDon’t think so. They all got pretty wet though, couldn’t tell
>>34640298Apparently zebra meat is illegal where I live, so I wouldn't trust it. If I were in South Africa and it was served at a good restaurant, maybe. I might have bit of a mental block though
>>34640321At this point I plan what I eat and how I exercise exclusively to be as attractive as possible. Fuck my health.
>>34640322You get to sit on the back and hug his waist. Stick close to his back
>>34640206>take that, women!jokes on you i do it when im turned on already. not so scary now, are you, wizard god man??
>>34640205Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4O9BkTyEoQ
>>34640286but what about infinite?
>>34640276Define overweight.
>>34640298>Noone species is listed as endangered and the zebra you think of when somebody says "zebra" is "near-threatened". If the meat is already prepared I don't have an issue trying it but I don't think it's a great idea.
>>34640323okay then you’re probably not impregnating any woman, esp if you didn’t cum. most woman who are sexually active usually are on bc or take plan b, you’re fineon another point, why do men sometimes not cum?? is this a common occurrence?? genuine question
>>34640325Time to inject some peptides
>>34640326easy dub this is the hottest scenario for any woman, actually my favorite thing in the world
>>34640334I'll stick to just eating less and squatting too much.
>>34640321I already am, now women just need to lose weight
>>34640308You don't know where anybody's mouth has been.Besides that's not even how you do CPR any more there's no need for mouth to mouth just keep the chest compressions going.
>>34640332Reassuring, thanks. I can’t speak for other men but I’ve never cum from PIV and that’s just because it doesn’t feel like a lot
>>34640330Over 25 bmi are the only records that describe it. Over 30 is obesity
>>34640336What why?
>>34640341that’s kind of concerning, but im also a woman and know nothing about how it feels to stick your penis into things. guys ive been with cum really quickly, so i just get kinda confused by the idea of it ill be real
>>34640329He's rad and was the first character I modded into Crossworlds.
>>34640270Normal car
>>34640338I think it's a lot of drugs that so many young women are on>>34640325Health is important, often the two support each other
>>34640343because its romantic, and its also just actually fun. you feel a rush and its just one of those things that is really cool, esp if you don’t ride motorcycles
I'm on my last beer
>>34640272Nuking NYC, London, Paris, and Tel Aviv should do the trick for at least a couple decades before it becomes a problem again.
>>34640276You would love brazillian favelas
>>34640343Excuse to feel up a guys body
>>34640342So 21.9 is officially not overweight, even if I have a stomach bump?>>34640351Being healthy in general is definitely harder than being attractive.
HOLY FUCK THERE ARE SO MANY ANTS SCATTERED CRAWLING ALL OVER MY ROOMI DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK THEY'RE COMING FROMWHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?
>>34640336I know that's why I said it
>>34640354I have one more.
>>34640361please, take your meds anon
>>34640359> Being healthy in general is definitely harder than being attractive.Don’t eat like a pig and walk 30 minutes a day. If you find this hard then you are dysgenic
>>34640361There's only one thing to do. Kill.https://youtu.be/kpnW68Q8ltc
>>34640330Nta but it's literally just women having a bmi of 25 or higher. For reference, this is 25 bmi.
>>34640347I’m also traumatized so I’m not the norm whatsoever. However I can fuck for a long time so it has its perks
>>3464035921.9 is like not overweight in any way? it’s even said on the bmi chart too im pretty sure lol
>>34640361need ant eater gf
>>34640359Officially you're normal weight, stomach bumps are fine. If you still want to look better, I'd recommend lifting weights. Even if you go up to 23 or 24 BMI you can be a lot more shapely.
>>34640358If he’s not wearing gear so you can feel him up, he won’t be around for long
>>34640371that makes sense, im sorry that you’re traumatized. have you ever had sex that’s more meaningful? based on ur other replies it seems like theyre all hookups
>>34640364What is it?
>>34640281>even if so if ur comfortable with someone you can pose the convo>there’s not much to do but have a conversation about it so i dunnoFunny ass joke. I’ve gotten in trouble multiple times for trying to discuss my personal sexual struggles, even to people I thought were friends. This is not something you can just bring up in a normal convo as a male ime. I’m sure it’s different for females tho.
>>34640272Eliminate atheism and make everyone a pious Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, etc that believes we are all one under god
>>34640348I like blaze, she is cuteblaze >>>> rouge
>>34640375You can still feel a nigga through a jacket
i tried to fuck a black girl and my dick didnt work. they just not attractive. all the girls that i like go for jacked tatted up black guys so imma imma make a rap video or something. this shit blows but at least im not lame like u guys cus i got A BIG ASS NIGGA BACK ON ME FR FR as i say it... im a big ass nigga too so what it do lamey am i right? tudor bringin the heat to the cans tonight amiright? right. hot girls be hot anyways.
>>34640377Yuengling. It's doing good work tonight
>>34640376Not really. I was in a long term relationship but it wasn’t a good connection, and now these are hookups yeah
>>34640356If I wasn't scared of South Americans. There are some very pretty Brazilian women I've seen
>>34640366I never lived a sedentary lifestyle, and I rarely ever ate garbage food, but I still found myself on the edge of being overweight for most of my life.>>34640368I'm 5'2" and 120 lbs. Maybe it's just how I carry it, but I still feel like I could lose more weight if I walked more or totally cut stuff like coffee.
>>34640365No I'm seriousThe only thing I can think to do is crush each one I see with my thumb, but they keep coming back. Sometimes there's like 20 at a time, I crush them all, then I go to wash my hands and when I come back there's 20 more
>>34640378oh, i suppose that would be applicable too. ive had men in my life with similar sexual problems as yours, (both friends and boyfriends), and ive never seen it as a negative thing to discuss a personal problem, if youre not framing it in a bad way. it depends on who you’re talking to, as well. sex isn’t taboo, struggles aren’t taboo, people just are weird about men’s problems
Why do I have to be alive. This is worse than hell.
>>34640383you like men and big penises anon
women, why don't you look like this?
>>34640386id suggest taking time for yourself, and also trying your hardest to get into a relationship where you’re both attracted to the person, and the personality within her
>>34640372For some reason I've always thought like 22 BMI was the cutoff.>>34640374How much would lifting help? I mostly just do calisthenics and cardio.
>>34640388>5'2, 120lbsYou're fine anon. If you decide to lose more let it be for you and don't be obsessed with a number on the scale
Femanons, would you have sex with other men/women if your man wanted you to?I say "wanted you to" because it's not a cuckold thing for me, or because there's an expectation she'll let me fuck around with other women too. I just want her to experience her sexuality as much as she wanted to do and to it's fullest without me.
Do you think global travel was a mistake?
i remember 3 years ago i was 23 years old, and i got invited to my first party ever with only people my age, at first i thought it was gonna be this huge party with a lot of people, but it ended up being only 7 in a small gathering, 2 girls and 5 dudes, i only knew the person who invited so i didnt really talk much, i was really nervous but i wanted to seem cool to them, and when i got home i was so happy and excited to finally get invited to a party that i put on sports clothes and walked through the neighborhood with happiness and excitement through the lonely streets until dawn
>>34640390GendersWhat causes this sort of naive ass worldview
I’m looking for an old 4chan comic where a group of furries are watching Fox News and the news anchor says that having sex with aborted fetuses is legal now, and their non-furry grandma says “I remember when having sex with aborted fetuses was wrong” and they all scream at her calling her a bigotAnyone have it, I can’t find it anywhere
>>34640394Last time I had a stomach like that was due to anorexia, no joke.
im literally on gay meds that make me gay. white girls still make me hard i just cant get off cus of the super gay estrogen bombs they put me on. u dont know how hard this shit is to be put on for years on end. as soon as i get off it the gay will be away.
>>34640394A lot of short women don't have long enough torsos to get this look.
>>34640382Nigger if you can feel someone’s body through the jacket, that’s not a good jacket
>>34640389ant like killer spray or something similar maybe lol? look up ways to make ants not attracted to the room your in, and totally make sure there’s no food in your room that can attract them i am sorry for presuming schizoposting
>>34640395That’s what my sister has been saying as well. I wanted to inflate my body count into double digits but it’s kind of leaving me a soul tax, so I’ll take your advice. Thanks, anon. Hopefully I don’t have any bastards
>>34640394Because I can't give up lattes.>>34640398I don't usually concern myself with numbers in health contexts unless they help predict risks or something. I don't want to reach an arbitrary goal like a number, I just want to lose a bit of tummy while preserving my butt, which doesn't seem achievable anymore.
>>34640388You control the food you put in your mouth
>>34640405I wish I could be anorexic
>>34640209What is it?
do you have any actual childhood trauma, /atoga/? both genders
>>34640399I believe that's called swinging
>>34640421I do look like that, check me out
>>34640399i would genuinely never have sex with another person while in a relationship. im not overly sexual, but i have had my sexual wants not met in relationships. nonetheless, when im in a relationship i don’t even feel attracted to other men (to the point id ever want to do anything sexual with them) i, personally, wouldn’t do it if they wanted me to
>>34640402this is me btw>>34640406and this>>34640419and thisforgot namefag
>>34640394My hips aren't that big
>>34640399Not interested in fucking strangers while in a relationship, especially without a partner's involvement.
>>34640397Lifting weights and building muscle helps with shape in a lot of areas. Bigger lats, shoulders, and ass gives you more of a perceived hourglass shape, especially if you waist is naturally a bit bigger. Not to mention it builds bone density which is especially important for women if they get pregnant or as they get older. women who squat 200+lbs typically don't get osteoporosis
>>34640421I wish I looked like that (not existing and leaving this mortal existence)
>>34640419FYes, it's why I'm a loser and failure at life.
>>34640420Swinging's more like wife swapping though
>>34640399I wouldn't choose be with a guy who actively wanted me to have sex with other people
>>34640411What the fuck kind of jackets are you wearing plate armour. you're gonna be able to feel your torso through basically everything
>>34640419Who doesn't?
>>34640421This is what I look like to the average woman
why is my dick so limp? hehe hue
>>34640419Yeah, my psych gets concerned with how casually I admit things like my dad made me eat on the floor
>>34640419yes, most of my trauma was caused by my parents but especially my dad
>>34640390The problem is that im fairly attractive and nearly everyone I try to talk to about it is attracted to me, so they assume im showing unsolicited sexual interest and get uncomfortable.
>>34640431Why not? It seems like a neat deal to me if my woman wanted me to have sex with other women all the time
>>34640419MPlenty. Don’t really wanna elaborate but I grew up in a violent household
>>34640419yes, i also have photographic memory and remember everything from age 3 and up, kill me
>>34640419Yeah
And self image issues to top it off. I mean it writes itself. I can't even get over myself.
>>34640419MNo
>>34640419Sexual, physical, emotional abuse, yes.
>>34640421This >>34640434
liberals are gay and will say anything to have sex with a girl. im a republican and therefore have intrinsic worth to a woman. because i have a lifestyle where i can fight and say the n word. liberal women as a rule have sex with the nearest black man because liberal men are unable to hold land as a male role.
stop replying to it, im embarassed i forgot to attach the file
>>34640427>Bigger lats, shouldersFridge her out anon good thinking
>>34640451Too late, it's over for you on this board.>>34640421>>34640421>>34640421
>>34640432??? Have you worn a proper motorcycle jacket before? There are literally giant thick plates of hardened foam, surrounding in padding and then thick leather over the top. You couldn’t feel a persons body through that.
>>34640419My aunt gave me 30 moneys if I removed my teeth, my mom took it and every time I would ask she would smugly say "Why do you even want it?". I am not sure if it is really a trauma but she repeated this behaviour throught my whole life in different ways
>>34640449you should be honest about who you are more often
>>34640451haha loser
>>34640419https://youtu.be/wh_eO2QoeCM?is=1mo4IZGpfGbSgyJF
>>34640452If she gets too big(near impossible for a woman). just cut back on the lifting. I'm not saying do roids, just 2 lower body days and an upper body day a week
>>34640451It’s okay baby, you’ll get it right next time :3
Anons does anyone wanna see what i got at the mall today?
i got socked in the fucking face by the long arm of the law. my life is a crater. this town is fucking gay and the state has ruined my life for the next year.
genderswhy do YOU go on 4chan
>>34640456You absolutely can if you aren't wearing some pussy jacket and you still have a torso under there anyway. You dumbass nigger how do you think hugs work holy fuck
Potentially medical issues that would and have never been insisted upon by normal doctors.
>>34640451haha silly
>>34640468Habit , boredom
>>34640466yeah sure
>>34640468MDunno, I've been here since 2008 because I was a social outcast in high school, and even though I'm a normalfag in most ways (besides no gf) nowadays, I've never been able to leave this place.
>>34640419Female, no>>34640439I just wouldn't feel right if he wanted me to do that, although maybe a better word is secure. A woman wanting or allowing that for her man is a completely different thing imo
>>34640466Take to /soc/, loser.
>>34640468MI ran out of obsessions now I use this to cope with reality
>>34640399Nice try, troll. Men genuinely don't have that type of compersion without it being a manipulation tactic.
I miss the skinny rocker chicks of my youth with tons of eye makeup and oversized t shirts tied in a knot to show off the waist
>>34640468Social interaction and Anonymous dumping
>>34640470Any normal doctor would have insisted on your morbid obesity
>>34640479>compersion?
>>34640470what?
>>34640419Mmy parents' marriage falling apart basically turned my daily life at home into a constant, never ending cortisol roller coaster full of near-unending screaming. it's embarrassing to admit but to this day, when people are loudly bickering near me and specifically shouting over eachother it sort of makes my heart go into overdrive and I feel like im gonna go full Tony Soprano
>>34640419not really, the worst i experienced was getting groomed online when i was 12 but it was on the internet
>>34640482>>34640468M
>>34640470>>34640394Oh shit it deleted the reply
>>34640468F. Recipes, light parasocializing, schlick fuel.
>>34640469Yeah bro I’m sure my body will thank me for not being a pussy when it slams into concrete at highway speed
>>34640468To answer questions
>>34640487NTAYou know it's funny, I didn't have the stereotypical angry screaming divorce. My parents were mostly cordial about it...until they started acting passive aggressive when alone with me.
>>34640468Usually when I'm anxious or upset and can't talk to anyone about it and also home alone
>>34640485Polyamorous cult speak
>>34640419>do you have any actual childhood trauma, /atoga/?FHow much time do you have?
>>34640495>recipesBased Ja/ck/ enthusiast femanon
>>34640497You don't even do that, all your answers are "Kill yourself" or ">him", you've got people playing bingo off your predictable posts
>>34640496It you aren't willing to risk it you're not about that and you need to shut the fuck up. you probably fuck your wife with a condom and still pull out
>>34640479>google this word>that definitionThis shit literally does not exist. It's just intellectualizing and romanticizing being a cuck and having a fetish for it whilst being in denial over that fact.
>>34640511>you’re a cuck if you think that permanently disability or death isn’t coolTell me anon, how would you feel if you didn’t have breakfast yesterday?
>>34640507I leave for the gym in 30 minutes, I've got time
>>34640394Because I'm not that pale>>34640399No>>34640419Fonly the normal amount>>34640468I don't even know any more man I'm bored and I don't enjoy video games and I don't want to do any of my crafts.>>34640480>tied in a knot to show off the waistAm I outing myself as old if I still do this?
exactly, im hungry whos gonna feed me?
>>34640512So exactly like I said.
>>34640509IT'S GOING TO COOK UNEVENLY YOU STUPID FUCK
>>34640517>not that palewow ur grim
>>34640518me me me me me
>>34640444Not according to Valk lolWhy lie about it?
>>34640522lemme eat that booty cmon
thread has been (mostly) good tonightlove you guys and gals
>>34640524nvm.. not me..
>>34640477you sure you dont wanna see what i got?
>>34640514>Haha I'm so high IQ and hate fun and have a giant stick up my ass wtf why do I get no bitches You need to shut the fuck up and stop acting all smug because you're a boring son of a bitch
>>34640525It's about to go bad. There are clear warning signs.
>>34640521Plenty of people like tanned white women?
>>34640528i wish men acted flirty like this
>>34640526yer better off with a dick like mine come feed me the booty lass
I have the spins!
>>34640517>Am I outing myself as old if I still do this?Not old, I'm still kinda young so you might just be a bit older than me
Why do guys always assume I pull bitches because I have a nice car? Literally no girl has complimented or shown interest in my car
>>34640531not me, you're freakin gross
>>34640517>I'm bored and I don't enjoy video games and I don't want to do any of my crafts.Same
>>34640537you are using it wrong
>>34640528I wanna see.
>>34640528I wanna know!Btw didn't victoria secret sell out to private equity or something? So their quality is literally trash now or something
i fuck buns nigga (look down) (hands over eyes) only 10s on this
>>34640517>Because I'm not that paleI'm talking about the flat tummy not the skin color
>>34640537They see it as a sign of success and assume success in one area leads to success in another. >>34640538Ok?>>34640539What kinds of crafts are you avoiding? I have a sewing project with a deadline I should be working on but I can't be assed.
>>34640530Like you stomping in?
>>34640549u could prove me wrong but i doubt ur good enough or have the buns to prove it?
>>34640537Which represents you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7InTkBxPtK4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIOAlaACuv4 (such a good song)
>>34640532What could a man possibly buy that he could use to flirt with? You want to see the toothbrush I bought?
>>34640545Then I do look like that. That was what I was insinuating by saying that the skin color was the thing that was different...
How do I fix rbf as a young man? I'm trying to fix my thinking and be more positive to little avail but I've had several people still tell me I look angry at work.
i genuinely feel that 99% of the girls on the street want to fuck me most in the entire city but im too lame to talk to them
>>34640529>can’t weigh risk versus rewardOh so you are subhuman
>>34640532hey femanon wanna see my latex clothing?
>>34640555hot...
>>34640557Own it nigga
kiss me whore
>>34640563I don't want to
>>34640560Your problem is that you overvalue your own pathetic life
>>34640537Women use it as a signal for wealth. It helps, but if you’re ugly you’re just an ugly guy with a nice car
fart on the phone for me you slut
how do you cope after you drank it all?
>>34640566>babby’s first nihilismSubhuman
I cared about her more than I'm willing to admit.
I think society as a whole should have higher standards.Why do you smell like weed and wear pajamas in public?
>>34640572It happens to the best of us.
>>34640571Yours specifically you dense empty fucking cinderblock
>wandered through an area with a big East Asian population compared to my 95% white areaI have a fetish for Asian women
>>34640473>>34640542>>34640532>>34640543inb4 someone asks>sizes: 32D, M, S, S, 28, S
>>34640575Cuz ion gaf bruh
>>34640579Put it on
>>34640580People who amount to things in life have standards for themselves, at least in something
what are your corny but strongly held beliefs regarding good behavior and habits to get into, if you have any?I unironically have been meditating for about a year now, might be the best decision I've ever made in my life.
>>34640579fit on the right would make me go awooga awooga copypasta
>>34640581put which on
>>34640585White blouse and skirt
>>34640583MDont sneeze into your fucking hands, everything else is shades of grey
>>34640065Mhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHW8uSnfQc3WoE0z5iNBnUZFtE9CslaWS
>>34640579super cute, planning to get a bf with those short shorts?
>>34640583Waking up extremely early. I wake up at 3am. I feel so insanely productive
>>34640583fyoga every morning and night, mostly because i have arthritis at such a young agejournaling is also really fun and i think everyone can benefit from journaling your thoughtscold showers
>>34640585after the other guy's request, the bra and shorts please
I enjoy whores' bodies but I will never ever respect them or feel bad for them
>>34640583MEating well, sleeping well, and getting physical activity are 90% of the battle by themselves. A fulfilling hobby and a fulfilling social life (or at least quality friendships) are another 9%. I also started journaling near-daily last year and it's helped me collect my thoughts and stay (mostly) sane.
>>34640583If you're in a store and decide you don't want something, put it back where you found it. It should be the test for if you can vote.Also have dedicated low internet usage days, some days for me it's only an hour
>>34640586>>34640584ok brb>>34640590i wish, i already wear short shorts
>>34640065MTechnically an EP so I'm not engaging with the question as intendedRose | The Front BottomsIf you twist my arm and make me pick a real album I'd probably choose Talon of The Hawk | The Front Bottoms
So I’m currently in a friends with benefits relationship with this girl. We’re monogamous but I kinda want to see if she’ll let me fuck one of her friends with her. She’s asian and she’s got some very attractive female asian friends. How do I bring this up?
>>34640597>If you're in a store and decide you don't want something, put it back where you found itI just realized this is a variant of the shopping cart theory and I approve this post
>>34640583M,Take an effort in how you dress in public, not every day has to be jeans and a t shirt
>>34640600>We’re monogamousYou're a liar.
>>34640579make a video of you trying your new clothes
>>34640541How do I use it correctly?>>34640553https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkE_oBe8ABw>>34640568I'm not ugly but it's not like I just hang out by my car all day. When are women supposed to even see that I own the car? Lmao>>34640579Outfit on the right is hot
>>34640591Do you go to bed at fucking 7pm?
>>34640583MNot even sure if it counts as corny, but dont go down the porn rabbithole. Just don't do it.
>>34640603I've wondered too many times why packaged chicken breast was in the chip aisle
>>346406088-9
Dinner. Thoughts?
>>34640610There is potentially some leniency granted if you put your cereal in the chip aisle. Putting your supposed to be refrigerated meat anywhere other than where it should be should get you fucking shot. That's damn near a fucking bio-terrorist attack, at the very least its vandalism.
>>346406157.5/10. I've never had wendy's chili, how is it?
Fuck the shopping carts 2bh. Do you job wagie.
WomenShould I feel bad about absolutely shitstomping some people in an online game? I wasn't trying to be a jerk, but this one guy said "u juast tortyured us brutally" in the postgame chat and idk how to feel about that.
>>34640615Looks kinda gross but I won't deny when I'm starving a fast food burger always hits the spot.
>>34640619indian psychology on display here
Attention all men, cold approaching is inherently jestermaxing
>>34640618It's pretty meh honestly. Bit too watery for my taste. Not quite sure what it's missing though.>>34640622Yeah the burger ain't looking too good this time lmao. Always tastes good though
>>34640624Are hot approaches okay>>34640621NAGSeems like the english language is what got tortured there. Fuck em
Thought I saw two different women looking at me recently but I might just be imagining it.
>>34640605No I’m not. She wanted an actual relationship the second to last time we met, I said no. We met today, I fucked the shit out of her, and then we said we’d be friends with benefits and not see anyone else. I want her to invite her friend when we fuck. I’m not a liar
Why men have bigger asses than women
>>34640621You're such a beta faggot. You've probably been in more high school lockers than women
here we go with the indian obsessed freak again
>>34640621Were they new players? What game?
>>34640583Gratitude, as in taking time everyday to note specific things you are grateful for and being intentional about it. Mindfulness mediation practice, which is really just unhooking and noticing your thoughts and feelings. I think prayer and attending a place of worship have a lot of psychological value as well, simply as disciplines and completely separate from the issue of religious belief
>>34640624i feel like the trend of ridiculing things like "jestermaxxing" is more firmly based in how other men might mock you rather than the actual treatment by any hypothetical woman
>>34640615I wish they had a burger salad at every burger place.Just straight shredded lettuce, tomato onion, pickle, sauces
>>34640626>Are hot approaches okaynta and nag but im pretty sure thats just called being introduced by a mutual friend https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_reading
>>34640630My high school didn't have lockers.>>34640633I think they were new but I can only tell that after the fact. It's DBD. I didn't mean to completely pulp them. :(
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGEDESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE
>>34640623>I have to do people's jobs for them or else their feelings might be inconvenienced from having do something they've done a hundred times today Miss me with that
>>34640636Huh? Just ask for no buns, I've done it plenty of times
>>34640636You've got 11 more days left if you want your lettuce shredded by a straight
>>34640637No I mean approaching with a gun
>>34640640NTAQuiet thirdy
>>34640640you're just making yourself look more indian by each post anon
men is it a turn off if a woman thinks things like 67 and amongus are still funny
>>34640648no, I'd laugh with her
>>34640648amogus is still kinda funny but, 67 just doesn't click with me
>>34640648No, women don’t need to be funny
Femanon, have you ever had to hit a hoe with a sassy double snap "bye bitch" ?
>>34640644>>34640647I thought it was nigger behaviour, what's with the change of boogeyman?Regardless I'm whiter than you'll ever be. In fact this is why Europe is getting shafted, because most whites are doormats that will bend over backwards for people if the alternative is hurting their feelings.
>>34640648it's kinda cute i mean I don't think it's funny but it doesn't bother me
6 pack down. Time for good night.
>>34640648I laugh at stupid shit all the time so no, she's allowed to laugh at stupid shit too.
>>34640641The lettuce is never enough
>>34640629they dont?
>>34640628>and not see anyone else. I want her to invite her friend when we fuck. I’m not a liarMaybe you're retarded then.
>>34640648I have a friend who keeps sending me AI generated Epstein gifs and other brainrot shit he finds on twitter and it's so fucking cringe. He sent me 67 stuff too when it was still in fashion. Only send shit if it's actually REALLY funny don't spam me with fucking domer choir.
Are we really gonna pretend like it isn't just him replying to himself?
>>34640665This entire thread is just one guy replying to himself
>>34640664but epstein gifs are goated
>>34640654Why do you think that niggers, Indians and other assorted browns are unique in any way that matters to the point that those words aren’t interchangeable to mean antisocial low IQ people who make life worse for anyone near me?
>>34640670they're not, I honestly don't get it
where do I find a 35+ fujoshi to watch fagslop anime with
>>34640581>>34640586>>34640606>>34640607
>>34640686HOTTDATE ME
>>34640670>>34640680It's shock humor. It was only funny a couple times
>>34640686THICCC ARMS
>>34640686
>>34640686Look at how fat her arms are holy
>>34640686>>34640690So, you can literally get a bf at any time, what's the deal here?
>>34640692Shut up BV
>>34640693She knows what she's doing. She plays shit up here for attention like every other whore.
>>34640692>>34640689You have body dysmorphia. She is normal.
>>34640686>>34640690*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
>>34640695Bv would call her anorexic
>>34640686can you unbutton the top button or two?
i really shouldve bought a 32DD this bra's cup is choking me, i figured since i was wearing 34D and the band and cup were both loose i could go to 32D but i think i needed to do 32DD, it looks like a philsbury dough tin
>>34640701Can we see it anyway?
>>34640686That’s the most nigga looking nigga I’ve ever seen. I thought this was the coming out post until saw the replies
You know I'm going to jerk off to this, right?
>>34640689i have wabbles due to the fact i used to weight 280lb and lost it all, my arm is otherwise normal>>34640699my doctor called me anorexic but clearly thats not the case>>34640700there is no more, i buttoned them all. Its not officewear
>>34640686wait, kittenposter is hot? wtf?
>>34640690>>34640686Nice tits
>>34640709She's literally swiss tier>>34640706no, unbottom them for us
>>34640399kys cuck subhuman>it's not a cuckold thing for meYes, it is.
>>34640711need to see what swiss looks like now
>>34640686rape>>34640690double rape
>>34640449Republicans are liberal
>>34640686If you can’t see from the arms, neck, traps, legs and hands that is a bloke I have some ice to sell you
>>34640693>>34640693the deal is im 5'10 and study CS and Math>but theyd be desperate for pussy, surely you must get asked out a lotI have asked this many times, the answer i always get it "we assume youre already taken so dont bother to ask">>34640704sup my.. homie? (I have rapid forward vitiligo)
>>34640718can't stop thinking about men with tits
>>34640719Whys your torso so wide in 2nd pic. It almost looks…. Male
>>34640705My clothed torso??>>34640711What is swiss
>>34640719Just use the apps, you'll find a nice guy soon enough. Lots of my friends found their partners through em.
>>34640690are you hiding your giant muscular arm in this pic?
>>34640722>Whys your torso so wideI am fathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA
>>34640724She is another hot femanon, I've only seen others post pictures and have interacted with her like once when she was showing her bra or something, I don't remember
>>34640686>>34640690how tall are you?
Trying to not cry, chat. Goes do I handle?
>>34640719Can we get a short shorts and bra try on now?
>>34640732oh im short, 4'22"
>>34640730You might be thinking of London. Swiss is the other single mother
>>34640733Just cry. There's nothing wrong with expressing your emotions. I cried earlier today.
>>34640729You are not fat if you fit small clothing.Stop lying.
>>34640734no i put on my PJs
Women, is it a funny joke if I say my height is 5'13
