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I'm literally the dude the greentext is talking about.
I have to still live with my parents because awful house prices and not jobs available.
This is my Mission Impossible, how can I succeed?
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>>34655151
>because awful house prices
Lies. If houses were affordable you still wouldn't have the money to buy one.
>and not jobs available.
Lies. There are unglamorous wage jobs everywhere. 16-year-olds and elderly people are working jobs where you live. Usually at business chains with permanent "now hiring" signs.

Your phone and computer are to blame for why you CONTINUE this lifestyle. If you didn't have infinite entertainment devices and spend all day on 4chan, you would feel enough boredom to get out there. You would not be sitting in your parent's house staring at a wall 16 hours a day.

You need to put away the distractions permanently, and make tiny permanent steps outside your comfort zone. You don't have to start working even close to 40 hours a week. Plenty of retail and food service type places see people like you more often now.

If you worked at a fast food restaurant, I wouldn't be surprised if you meet coworkers that make you think "wow, they're even worse off than I am!"
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>>34655191
>have extreme social anxiety, cronic depression and an addictive personality
>anon: "just stop using 4chan"
I didn't know that /adv/ is this shit.
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>>34655191
>16-year-olds and elderly people are working jobs where you live. Usually at business chains with permanent "now hiring" signs.
Yes, they hire kids and gramps, retard, women if you're lucky, not men
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>>34655299
Not "just stop". It's going to be a very long process. There will never be one trick that makes you feel normal. If you aren't comfortable getting out into the world, the number one thing to do right now is to stop the flow of toxic dopamine candy and victim enablement that come from places like this.
>>34655364
Men are only passed over in nice cushy jobs. These places are always hiring. They will hire ANYONE if it means the managers don't have to fill in themselves. You underestimate how unpopular these jobs are.
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>>34655299
>social anxiety
cured by going outside
>chronic depression
exercise, social, sunlight (similar to point 1)
>addictive personality
put away the screens and go outside
you are literally like the redditors who go "thanks, i'm cured" whenever someone gives the mildest suggestion to at least fucking try. if you want to make excuses and continue your poor lifestyle then just fuck off and die. you only hate him because you know he is right, now stop being fucking pathetic and do something for once in your goddamn life
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>>34655151
You simplified his argument way too much. You're being dishonest. Probably on purpose. He clearly said that if you didn't wast your life away on self-indulgence and escapism you wouldn't be where you're at, but, like the average NEET (exemplified in the pic you posted), you've set your mind to endlessly dwell in self-pity and relentlessly ruminate on all the possible culprits as to why your life is shit and how it could've been better if X, Y or Z were different. But, that anon clearly said that you can,in fact slowly build your way up towards a different life through consistent and constructive actions. But that's not what you want to hear, right? You want a magic post tailored specifically for your life circumstances explaining exactly every single minor action that you need to take in order to "succeed" (whatever that means for you). Or, alternatively, you don't "want" to do anything at all. You "feel" like you want to do stuff, but deep-down you know that whining like a bitch on 4chan is much easier and comfortable requiring zero effort on your part.
>b-but le house prices and le jobs!
Yeah, nigger, keep sitting on your ass complain until the cold death of the universe. It'll certainly work out great for you.
>>34655364
>Yes, they hire kids and gramps, retard, women if you're lucky, not men
So, if you just happen to know a man around your age that has a job, what kind of excuse you'd have to come up with to avoid the cognitive dissonance?
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>>34655412
The mods need to ban anyone who makes a thread but just makes excuses because they don't want actual advice.



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