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>your GF/BF wants to try swingingHow do you respond? If you say no, they'll completely respect your wishes and never bring it up again. But you WILL need to live with the memory of them having asked, of course.
עַם יִשְׂרָאֵל חַי
State GenderWhat are you listening to?https://youtu.be/4VVb_A0O23I
>>34659058MSwing my ass outta there
How come every female song is either "wahh I can't get Chad" or "omg I love Chad soo much"?Men have much more substance in music and art in general.
>>34659058If they respect my wishes to not do it, I don't see what the big deal is.
>>34659058I would break up with them on the spot. The fact they had thought about it long enough, convinced themselves it was a good idea and thought I would at least be likely to say yes indicates to me that they are not the person I thought they were and I'm not the person they think I am.It would be the same if they asked me to be in an open relationship or if I was open to being cucked.
>>34659064Facts, geek bar candy mountain WILL be a generational anthem
>>34659062Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOma9HHfKvQThis is pretty cool. Randomly popped up in my recommendations just now.
>>34659066>if I was open to being cucked.p much thisits sorta indistinguishable for 99% of men, just because you are "allowed" to sex other women is irrelevant.
>>34659062https://youtu.be/3R3qYHkd_vM
I've been stitching the whole day and made not even an inch of progress. So tired of running stitches.This project was not a good idea, was it?
Are bitches nothing but hoes and tricks
>>34659078Yes but not all women are bitches and many men are bitches
>>34659078Yes all of them
>>34659058MI’m dumping her. I’ve let a woman have an “open relationship” with me before and already know that it isn’t for me.
>>34659058>How do you respond?"Sure."
Hello ATOGA.
>>34659087yuck
>>34659088>Hello ATOGA.Goodbye.
>>34659062My air conditioner
>>34659075>This project was not a good idea was it?No, your project was a great idea. Visible mending is one of the best things to do if you want to add some character to your clothing.I will admit that I’m not a fan of the colors though but that’s mostly cause I expect you to be a dude and the colors lean heavily feminine
kek
dudes will literally masturbate to filthy hentai and porn slop then judge women for reading books with romance plots.
>>34659097If your romance plot has to do with getting kidnapped by the bara minotaur or an Epstein vampire then at most it’s a lateral move to what dudes jork it to
>>34659095>the colors lean heavily feminineI am a dude but this is just silly.
>>34659099NTAAre we really going to pretend that some of the most degenerate porn ever made wasn't targeted towards men?
>>34659099open /d/ for 2 minutes and tell me it's comparable to what dudes jerk off to>inb4 most guys aren't /d/ postersthey're far closer than women are
>>34659097>women not understanding the problem againMen are pointing out the hypocrisy. Women for ages have called men gross and weird for consuming porn, but when women do it it's okay.
>>34659103because the bar for porn with men is incomparable to what women are shamed formen literally beat off to giant dicks and say they're not gay because it's on a woman. That trend is so common that it's a joke on the internet. Meanwhile the small percentage of women that like consuming romance stories of vampires or whatever are treated like they have scat fetishes or something.
>>34659103NTAAnti-pornography women aren't the women reading lewd romance novels. You can stop falsely equating the two now.
>>34659105>Anti-pornography women aren't the women reading lewd romance novels. You can stop falsely equating the two now.NTAYou would seriously, truly be surprised how incorrect that can often be. As in literally every relationship I've been in has been with a girl that thinks this way. It's not a big deal or anything either, but that perception is definitely real and common enough to be noteworthy. I think it's just the way some women cope with not feeling proud of their sexual desires or comfortable with them. The male version of this behavior is like when dudes treat jerking off and porn like it's a biblical curse they need to purge from themselves like they're achilles or some thing.
>>34659062Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE-x9TB903A
I love porn idk what I'd do without it
>>34659117Finished your opus and made millions probably
>>34659115Fucking based, I need a gf that will play Katamari while I play with her boobs like joysticks
>>34659105lol noThis is actually so wrong that I’m surprised you didn’t leap for the common defence (because women who read porn but are against real porn are actually such a huge demographic that they have caricatures now) which is that “books don’t involve real people” which a morality grab at porn.
>>34659119True my guitar is sitting around gather dust. Idk if that would change it though
>>34659123>No biological woman who's been around other biological women, you're wrong!Yawn
>>34659117you love porn and i love you
>>34659119how I feel about posting on 4chan desu
Is it still bad if I jerk off to just photos of naked women and not industry produced videos and stuff
>>34659119this implies a degree of talent and work ethic that 90% of humans do not have regardless of distractions like porn or whatever other vice they choose
>>34659128What the fuck are you talking about?
>>34659122You'd enjoy this 24 y.o. blogpost, probably.https://web.archive.org/web/20040619143022/http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html
>>34659123>that they have caricatures now) which is that “books don’t involve real people” which a morality grab at porn.I'm the biggest degenerate gooner alive and I agree with this, though. It's a completely sound logical framework, this person you're describing is outraged at the real material ethics of porn production with real actors and people more than they are the sexual behavior of its consumers. Why would this make them look bad to say?
>>34659134MKindaHORROR WARNING for femanons do not read. Eventually you are so critical of the female body that when you see a real girl all you see are the flaws, how imperfect she is
>>34659097smut is so fucking vile grr but leave hentai out of this
>>34659141MYou might just be gay and/or retarded anon
>>34659134with regard to sex stuff, old people had it figured out more or less - "Don't ask, don't tell">it's not that simple!it literally is, though. It is that simple.
>>34659141>>34659146No it's true, they're usually curated models with insane bodies and you build a library of what they look like in your head but most chicks don't look like that. It's like eating at a Michelin restaurant for every meal and then suddenly going home and eating frozen pizza one night.
>>34659139You were right, I did enjoy that. Now I have a new fantasy
>>34659140Because it’s not real, they don’t actually believe that because if you bring up hardcore Hentai or lolicon, they also think those things should be banned despite there not being any exploitation. These same people also support prostitution as real work. It’s morally all over the place and just comes down to “ban thing I don’t like”
Chatgpt should start posting on atoga
>>34659153What gender is chatgpt? What gender is Claude?
>>34659149>real women are frozen pizzaI would love to eat at a Michelin restaurant every night.
>>34659150Rez Infinite can use any additional controllers you connect to whatever you're playing it on as Trance Vibrators.I also hope to experience what happened in that blogpost someday
>>34659155Mtf
>>34659153What do you mean "start"?
>>34659151NTAI too, base my entire understanding of people off of retards on Twitter.
>>34659097It's usually because women will judge men for watching some big titty woman for a multitude of reasons then read a book about a guy who gives women backseat while dunking her head into the ocean (real plot of a book)Or they'll watch that gay hockey show and then go full fujo over real life hockey playersThey're both judgy and weird about it and it's unfair but no one calls them out on it
>>34659155Non•binary duhhh
Women will install tinder every time they get horny to get a one night stand but judge men and consider them undatable for hiring an escort once
>>34659153We used to have an anon that would feed the last atoga thread into some sort of Gemini model that would then spit out a 15~ minute podcast style summary of the thread, complete with highlights and topics. I really enjoyed them and hope that anon does another one sometime
>>34659139yeah I got hard reading that
>>34659156I mean it's not quite "eating" since you're just looking at pictures but you get the idea. More like sticking your head in the window and going mmm that shit smell so good.
>>34659164just like women aren't obligated to answer your questions about their sexual history, you're not obligated to disclose yours. Stop inventing problems to be mad about based on hypotheticals that don't even represent the way people actually operate in the real world.
>>34659151people hate on loli because it's disgusting, porn industry ethics is a separate issue being judged for a different reason. you seem to lack critical reasoning skills if you see these judgements as being comparable desu
>>34659160Go out on the street and ask a woman if she would support lolicon.
>>34659170They are comparable because people are using the same arguments for both. They claim there is some moral repugnance which should be banned. Porn is a regulated industry, theoretically, all porn until proven otherwise is ethically produced.
I really wish I was insanely wealthy
>>34659164tinder is the Omni App for womenit's a free uber appit's a free meal appit's a free activities appit's a free airbnb appit's a free tour guide appAnd you don't have to have sex with anyone you match.
I got some regular fit jeans and they are a little tight around the crotch, is that normal?
>>34659171Normies both male and female are retards when it comes to lolicon, yet you're only going to pinpoint the female normies and not the male ones because...I dunno. But hey, you're doing a great job at pushing away any and all degen weeb girl from you.
>>34659111>>34659105>>34659104>>34659103>>34659102>>34659099>>34659097Arguing about this shit on the internet is so pointless. Oh no somebody online says the thing I like is degenerate or bad. Who cares? I listen to offensive music, read/watch depraved shit, and collect controversial shit; I donut let anybody stop me from enjoying stuff I like. If anybody I know IRL is upset by it that is fine, if it really bothers them they can fuck off. Just trying to prove that people are hypocritical is a fruitless task as well, if you draw breath you are a hypocrite in some area of life. I havent dated forever so I really don't give a fuck about presenting a fake version of myself outside of work.
>>34659168I still find your comparison of real women to frozen pizza hilarious.
>>34659180Because these people are normies, that’s my entire point. They have no morality. It’s just feelings and current things and so their opinions should be discarded.
>>34659181Listen brother, sometimes we gotta stir the pot otherwise the thread burns
>>34659178Perfect
>>34659181>Arguing about this shit on the internet is so pointless. Oh no somebody online says the thing I like is degenerate or bad. Who cares?/adv/ is full of insecure people by nature, these sorts of arguments and whatnot are to be expected. Regular degenerates aren't freaking out about what they beat/schlick to. They just go "oough that was kinda cringe" then move on with they day at worst.
>>34659182Semantics you get the idea. Most women in America are overweight anyway so is it really that far from the truth
>>34659181>I donutYeah you are fatass
Women have you ever been shadowbanned from Reddit?
>>34659193Your argument is basically you can't afford good food so don't even smell it, just eat frozen pizza every night.
Have you ever asked yourself why there's no street view in subsaharan Africa?
>>34659204No because the answer being that there is no streets in sub Saharan Africa outside of the ones Europeans built
>>34659198My argument is if you keep smelling the 5 star gignanigga deluxe burger every day then you develop an expectation that most of the food you'll eat won't match
>>34659206Why not?
Why is pic related such a big part of American culture?
>>34659208Because Sub-Saharan Africans are low IQ and so don’t possess the faculties to understand long-term planning which is required for infrastructure to develop.
>>34659204I have not, the premise of your question is false.
>>34659209Because it's badass
>>34659210People can upload their own photos >>34659211The drc for instance on has a couple of towns with a few streets mapped
>>34659209shooting people is based
>>34659214Okay? Don’t see how uploading your own photos makes street exist more.
>>34659207Yes and what becomes the logical conclusion from of that argument if not >>34659198?
I’m trying to find ab exercises I can do with progressive overload since planks, sit ups and crunches just require more of them to progress which just means more time in the gym.Anyone have anything good?
>>34659197Nope, I get tons of replies and stuff every time I post something
>>34659217I'm not saying you should do anything I'm just highlighting the consequences.
>>34659220cable crunches.
Women, do you understand the male loneliness epidemic or do you think it’s just incel propaganda to hate women?
>>34659224Hurts my hands :(
>>34659224>T.
>>34659225Seems like it’s a incel thing as I see guys being social in group settings all the time
We need to accelerate loneliness. Isolate people in pods for productivity and pump them full of drugs so that they don't feel loneliness
>>34659226HMMMMMMMMMMCould be a form thing, or you might be able to find a handle that works for you. I use the ballsack rope and pull it down far over my shoulders so most of the weight is taken by the friction/bend in the rope over my neck/shoulders, not from my hands.It's a good exercise though, I'd recommend trying to get it to work and be comfortable.There's always crunch machines at gyms that are weighted as well if you can find one.
I wish I had a Honda cbx.
>>34659229Do you consider that those men aren’t the ones complaining about being lonely?
>>34659227what, why?
>>34659223The consequence of not being happy with your frozen pizza?
>>34659235I wish I had a Toyota Supra.
>>34659230what would this achieve for the world of the people
>>34659237Some people being lonely does not mean it’s an epidemic.
>>34659241It's not meant for the world of the people
>>34659153Excelent IdeaI really like the way you're thinking. ChatGPT posting on /atoga/ is a great way to encourage discussion and bring different types of thinking to the communityLet me know the topics you want to discuss
>>34659238think mark
>>34659229>i dont see drug addicts when I walk outside, there must not be a drug crime problemlol
>>34659246If this pic is from porn I would like if you would tell me which one it was.
>>34659209The second amendment. No other country has anything like it.
>>34659239Basically. Every time you eat it you'll be thinking damn I wish this was a gigaburger. And you'll get bored of it faster the quicker you cycle through gigaburgers.
>>34659247plz help
>>34659249What a moronic comparison
>>34659246Respond to this bait post it's not doing too well >>34659225
>>34659257You're crunching on cables you rat
>>34659258the logic is literally the exact same though, like the idea is indistinguishable. "I dont see thing = no thing". There's zero objective difference between the two concepts. I dont agree with the person you're arguing with either, btw. your logic was just really dumb and stuck out to me
>>34659243So at what proportion of men would you consider it to be an epidemic then?
I should create a therapy slop channel
To hijack anon's frozen pizza analogy:He's eaten a diet mainly comprised of junk food for so long that he's lost his appetite for real food.
>>34659264Make sure you use AI
>>34659260rats are cute
>>34659225The latter, especially since it's clear that men will still call themselves "lonely" even if they have friends, because what they actually want is a girlfriend. Furthermore, the stats they love to jerk off too are questionable at best and downright bullshit at worst.
When 2nd Amendment Gun Dickheads say >>34659253, what they really mean is >>34659215
>>34659268Yeah you are *pinches your cheeks*
>>34659268They are. My point is rats chew on cables.
>>34659265You guys are retarded
>>34659272
I heard that Cleopatra used to bathe in milk to keep her skin youthful, fembots, do you think that would work? Wouldn't it give you a coochie infection?
>>34659271Shooting people to defend myself is based, yes.
>>34659270I have no horse in the heckin male loneliness epidemic conversation, but will say that a romantic relationship with a woman is a much more fulfilling friendship to me than a platonic friendship with a man.
>>34659276Do you think she sold her bath milk?
>>34659274
>>34659276Nag but the Egyptians would do this thing where they burned and peeled the other layer of their skin off with acid to get to the smooth shiny layer underneath
>>34659153>>34659246https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efPrtcLdcdMThis already happened on /pol/ and most people couldn't tell until he posted from a Seychelles proxy and his flag gave it away over time
>>34659276I don't imagine it would matter.It being full fat unprocessed milk, presumably might have a sort of modern moisturizing effect though. Not actively moisturizing, but the same as modern stuff where the layer of fat would trap the natural skin moisture
>>34659055>been dating gf for over a year now>we both live in seperate placesanyway, she recently graduated college and is looking for a job in her field now. The problem is that shes currently only looking at out of state jobs and basically wants to move. When we first got serious we talked about this and I mentioned that I didnt want to move states. Im close to my family and dont want to have to board a plane to see them, she knows this. she basically just said she was looking for jobs on the other side the country without discussing this further. I feel like this is a breaking point. Everything else is going great in the relationship, but she knows that moving away would be a breaking point for me and the fact that she doesnt seem to care makes me question our future. She said shes looking for local jobs too to assure me, but I feel like the fact that she has that as an option means she isnt too serious about our future. Like even if she does get a local job, what if we move in and in a few years she does get a job across the country? Im not going to move and she knows I wont. any tips?
>>34659283>Pol posters are utter drooling retardsWho would've guessed
>>34659276I've heard Elizabeth Báthory did the same with the blood of virgins.
>>34659288/atoga/ isn't much better and it's hard to identify a chatbot when it's allowed to say nigger
>>34659058I'm gonna need a contract that >he won't get mad my market is higher traffic than >his. It's just a fact of life fem swinging is infinitely easier than moid market. Moid market is essentially cheaters, cuckolding couples, and secret onlyfans slampigs.Meanwhile I have autism chads, fake doms that wanna get pegged in droves, and men that lie about being in an open relationship to cheat.
>>34659276No, and yes. I’m pretty sure it was not cleopatra, but Roman elites. Milk bath works like a skin conditioner
Is telling a girl's parents that you want to marry her still a thing or do guys just pop the question and handle whatever they say later.
>>34659293>Moid market is essentially cheaters, cuckolding couples, and secret onlyfans slampigs.Grim. Very grim.>fake doms that wanna get pegged in droves...Is that supposed to be a good thing?
Does anyone else hear a faint oinking?
>>34659297Its what classy, upper middle class people do. Im sure white trash hicks propose to their girlfriend at walmart or whatever without asking the parents.
Women, would you be in a throuple?
>>34659297If I was close with her family then I would absolutely inform her dad and mom first, yes. But I also wouldn't ask for permission explicitly - if they're opposed then I will try to negotiate and be as respectful as possible. But if they're adamant about us not marrying and I love her deeply enough to wed her, I am simply going to defy them and propose anyway. They will unfortunately just have to deal with it, hopefully they will come around.
>>34659297Only in heavily religious areas. Usually small town shit holes
>>34659301What? Like a 3 people relationship?No. I'd be willing to threesome, but not a throuple.
>>34659301Yes, but all women.
Women, would you be in a throuple where the other two are legally married and you're just living with them and larping as married, and then you also have the guy's kids?
>>34659305are you a lesbian or are you only ok with dating 1 guy exclusively/no bi men?
Femanons would you date me long term? Manons can you be the first to mog me?>6’1”>White>30>dark blue eyes>brown hair, tidy, not balding>I would rate my exes as 8, 7, 7>athletic body>I take steroids (1.5/2.5/3/3.5)>I care about dressing well but alternative>I prefer being clean shaven or a few days of stubble>barritone-bass voice>stable white collar job, make ~100K a year>currently live with housemates but saving for a house>have my own car, paid off>3 long term girlfriends, 1 year, 3 years and 6 years from 16-30>very dominant and aggressive in sex>My dick is 6.7” length, 6” girth (99.5th percentile girth)>I don’t have friends (zero)>I don’t hate people but I find they just get in my way rather than add anything>If I am dating you, you are my only social outlet and I will take great interest in you>I have been told I come off as very confident/assertive despite being a very anxious/depressive person and I think it’s just my autism>clinically online tested IQ of 131, proof posted earlier in the thread> I talk to my mother once a month, other family on special occasions. So family doesn’t have a lot of value to me>I do want kids, I really want a daughter>I don’t drink, smoke, or do drugs. I don’t mind if you do as long as you don’t hurt yourself (I.e no habitual or high risk)>I had 3 homosexual encounters from 19-22 (I’m fully aware of my heterosexuality now)>I enjoy drawing, reading non-fiction (I am currently plowing through an archaeologically annotated version of the Bible), learning Japanese, I attend weekly singing lessons>Most of all I enjoy learning about new things and am very curious>Politically I am not a progressive or conservative, AI labels me a “paternalistic ethnocentric nationalist”>I am not religious. I like mainline Christians, dislike Muslims.>I think abortion should be legal up to 20 weeks>I am medicated for anxiety and depression
Hug
>>34659311hug
i've been hanging out a few times this woman, people say we look cute together, but i've never made any move, we just hang out. should i just keep going like this?
Will going to box make me feel less deflated?
>>34659311>>34659313Group hug
>>346593042 girls or 2 guys?
>>34659313
>>346593106'4whitelight green eyes7.5x6.6 dicksame hair colornot a roidtrannymogged by default
>>34659316its a confidence booster for sureI really recommend it
>>34659314Just cut your dick off bro
>>34659314do you want a relationship with her?
>>34659305Gonna need a 2 ton weight capacity on that bed
>>34659293>tfw "open relationship" approached me>tfw girl was hot and kind>tfw didnt go through with it because it was clear the dude was actually some pervert cuck and wanted to sit in the room and watch while I had sex with his fiancenot sure if this is a common trope in that world or i got unlucky but yeah it was a letdown
Women, if your man got insulted and he just stood there and said nothing would you get the ick?
>>34659321Dude, I didn’t actually want to be mogged by your height and statistically improbable cock I just said that to feel good about myself
the first few cubes of watermelon is what heaven feels likethe last few are what hell is
>>34659307Bi maybe. Everything is smooth, clean and organized when it’s just girls. We like to talk, hangout and support each other. All female throuple is girl night, but every day.
>>34659330>I just said that to feel good about myselfI know, thats why i repliedroidtrannies deserve no peace or comfort
Sometimes I wish I was a womanNot in a troon way, but being a lesbian seems easier and hotter than being a straight man
>>34659331his last words so beautiful
>>34659324dont be like that bro>>34659325I was trying to get help with learning that answer. I never had a gf and getting a gf seems spooky to me, but she makes me feel alright when im with her. But right now my absolute priority is studying for my exams so i can finish my degree next month
>>34659327What?
>>34659310>>346593216'7. 8x7. Sit down boys. You can speak again when you finish puberty.
>>34659334i could neverthe thought of my partner being physically stronger and able to hurt me at any moment is erotic but in real life would scare me too much.
>>34659078And moids are all asshole and dick
>>34659329Why would he lower himself to engage with nonsense
>>34659337I think it is good to have platonic female friends. Can't answer the relationship part for you
>>34659340I kneel. What’s life feel like
>>34659337You can always break up but once that ship sails you won't be able to get her again
>>34659329getting personally offended and feeling the emotional pressure to even respond is probably the biggest type of ick you can give a womanit shows that the mere words of another man can exercise control and pressure over you, wildly emasculated and weak psychology
>>34659339Calling you fat
>>34659297I brought up me proposing to her like a month beforehand to both her parents. It was less so asking permission but more so making sure that we were all on the same page and that there were no issues between us. >>34659230The "good" thing about living in a loneliness epidemic is that being a man with halfway decent social skills gives me much more of a leg up than it should.>>34659220Cable crunches are the usual go to answer but I actually prefer the ab crunch machine at my gym (cable crunches hurt my hands and knees since there's no yoga mats available for stuff like this at my gym).
>>346593192 girls. I don't really like men broadly, girls are pretty and I only trust my bf.
>>34659328It's actually not uncommon... that's why I said.
>>34659340>5 foot 6>4 inch dick total tallfag death this is so unfair
>>34659346yeah, but is that a conversation you should have at some point? "hey do you want to be my girlfriend?" like back in high school?>>34659348i suppose, if its not meat to be its not meant to be
>>34659134Not as bad but it is still a gooner tendency if you regularly set aside time to jerk it to e girls even if the pics weren't for pornographic purposes.>>34659117Giving up porn made me less porn brained, made it easier to interact with women of any attractiveness level, and allowed me to keep that energy for the woman I'm with>>34659097Porn is worse than romance novels for the most part in my minds. Even ignoring the circumstances that some of the actresses come from (which you can ignore since there's enough amateur content being created from women just wanting to use their own beauty image for money), some of the acts done in porn are way too hyperbolic compared to irl sex. Romance novels have a lot of unrealistic elements too (typical tinder filter style characters, removal of all nuance such that the woman is incredibly flawed and the man is a chad fixer of all her problems) but no where near as bad as gooners gooning. Hentai I'm 50/50 on, as long as it isn't loli or too gooner then I don't really care.
>>34659350Okay. I’m not fat.
>>34659353How far would you go? Would you go down on her any?
>>34659347Heavy. My aura, among my other endowments, is gravitational. Women respect me. Clothing outlets fear me. My name is spoken only in whispers among the local seamsters. They know what happens if their work fails me.
Help, I'm done work and I'm about to jerk off and it's going to tank my energy for the rest of the 6 hours of my night if I do it.But I found a video of 2 lesbian cosplay girls dressed as mimes...
>talking to zoomer girl I work with>somehow get on the topic of feeling for a pulse in movie scenes>she claims its not possible>i explain you can and I point out on my neck where to feel for a pulse>she keeps saying she cant feel it herself >asks me to >I feel around on her neck and find her pulse>"see its there">she just looks at me and smilesAm I reading too much into this? I talk to her at work all the time, it gets kinda flirty a lot and we tease each other. Shes also been doing stuff like this as an excuse for physical contact. For example, whenever she wants to show me something on paper work or her phone, she leans right into my body to the point where sometimes our heads touch. femanons, is there any reason you would do stuff like this if you didnt want a guy?
>>34659370just being nice
>>34659368Just take it. And go.
>>34659277Wow, it's really cool that you post hoc come up with a "defending yourself" excuse for wanting to fucking murder someone dead so you have plausible deniability. I've never heard that one before. /s
Genderhow important is aura to you
>>34659253>No other country has anything like it.No other country has as many avoidable gun deaths outside of outright warfare.
>>34659375Is the bait machine broken
>>34659328It must not be, because I've had the same experience.
HAVE to buy shampoo tomorrow. All out.
>>34659376I’ve never had so much respect for bro
>>34659380>>34659328the only guys okay with their loving wife having sex with another men are cucks by default. Like the psychology only works if you get off to it for one reason or another, only women can comfortably "open" the relationship without being personally affected that deeply and not getting off to it.
>>34659271>>34659377You all get stabbed, raped, blown up, and shot by third worlders anyway and then your government arrest you if you complain about it lol
>>34659376FAura is a guy thing for other guys
>>34659372you would invite a guy to feel your neck to be nice?
Any idea why every gym exclusively plays terrible rap music that would be playing over a date rape scene in a movie?
>>34659375apply yourself/10
Sick and tired of these bitches lying
>>34659394To get you pumped and think about fucking women
>>34659394no one here goes to the gym
>>34659394Femanons what song do you want played during your rape?
>>34659369Men jerking off to lesbians is how cuckold fetishes start.
>>34659399I go to the gym!Well, it's a home gym. I go to my basement.
>>34659403lets see the physique anon
>>34659329No ignoring the person insulting you is usually the best option.
>>34659392It's a thing for girlsIt's the reason women won't ask their husbands to go down on themIt's too embarrassing to be denied sex
>>34659406My physique sucks, I'm fat. But it's diet related, I'm still at least strong from the lifting.
>>34659408any guy willing to eat a girl out has no aura anyway desu
>>34659409pls post physique pretty pls pls pls pls
Anyone else find it weird when people post racial preferences on dating apps? Like there's nothing wrong with having a preference, but it's odd to put it in there. I love fat bitches, but noting in my profile states that. Not even a subtle mention.
Yeah I'm willing to eat a girl
>>34659403>I go to my basementAura injury itt
>>34659410YeahSuck a dick like a real man
>>34659401for someone with supposedly high experience with cuckoldry you really dont seem to understand the psychology very well at all
>>34659412No?
>>34659411
>>34659412I have only ever seen it from Indian/Black girls who refuse to date men of their own race for one reason or another.
>>34659297It's what I plan to do.
>>34659419No, I'm fatter than that guy. But almost certainly stronger and whiter.>>34659414I'm nice to you BV, why you gotta be mean? You would rather I have a shitty overpriced gym membership?
how do i turn a girl that already likes me into a gf?
>>34659420>I have only ever seen it from Indian/Black girls who refuse to date men of their own race for one reason or another.Hot
>>34659424so.. no physique pic?
>>34659424>overpriced gym membershipI was like you until I actually got a free 6 month gym pass and realized how much more enjoyable the extra space, cable machines etc are. I still do home stuff when I have a dumbbell workout planned for that day but having the option to use a smith machine or do lat pulldowns or cable flys is great.
>>34659416Ok. Post your doctorate thesis in Cuckoldry.
>>34659425Ask her out, go on some dates and discern whether or not a committed relationship between the two of you would work.
>>34659420>Black girls who refuse to date men of their own raceJH moment
Why are men like this?
>>34659436JH has dated blacks thoughMore like korra who hates black menAlthough idk about black women since she's mostly lezbo
>>34659424Not trying to be mean, but >basementcomes with connotations around these parts. You could have stopped at home gym and sounded like you had money.People that do gym memberships are essentially renting the equipment and space. If you own equipment like that and aren't a body weight faker, then you gain aura./fit/ could probably have a home gym bragging thread.
>>34659430its generally (generally being operative) about humiliation and masochism combined with wanting to see your lover experience extreme pleasure and sexual fulfillment in a way that you physically cannot do and that which is closer to rougher, animalistic sex than it is intimate lovemaking little correlation with what type of porn men used or didnt use growing upits usually seen in men that did not achieve much (in their minds) growing up, feel threatened by physical prowess in other men, feel inadequate, have trust issues and most importantly a sexually submissive expression that usually only being cucked can fulfill properly for them. >how do you know all thisworked in therapy for a while and dealt with sexual issues relatively often, cucks and repressed homosexual tendencies are basically the bread and butter of sexual shame in men in my experience
>>34659437Because there’s no reason for her to have invoked she’s a woman other than to draw attention to that fact.
>>34659439You're such a huge bitch lol
>>34659426nah not really they usually have some story about being beaten or berated or cheated on and they assume white or asian guys wont do that to them. The whole racial attraction thing is just fetish stuff, they're almost never avoiding specific men without some anecdotal reason.
>>34659439lol why does saying it's in the basement matter? Should it be in the garage? It's cold for half the year.I do have a well outfitted home gym though. Nothing CRAZY, but it's scrappy, I've got my power rack and plenty of dumbbell stuff which is all I need. My dad and sister come over once a week to work out and all 3 of us make due using it together.
>>34659441Good read. What’s the craziest thing you saw doing that work?
>>34659441And how is that different from the mtf troons wanting to be lesbians more often than straight?
>>34659297If someone asked me for my daughter's hand I would just say no to see what they do.If they told me no I would marry her anyway if she wants to Im not going to stop because of them, so there's no point in asking.
>>34659450Nigga it's ok to lie to anon for aura. The autists on here that give a shit are the only ones that'll keep track.
>>34659441See everything you described describes me, I am a guy with dad issues, feel insecure over my masculinity despite by all measures being well above averageEven then, I would turn into a violent chimp if anyone tried to cuck me so I think your thesis feels wrong
>>34659455What other space in his house is going to have a concrete floor tho
>women aren't actually attracted to dad bods, so why do they say it? Just like I'm not attracted to women with the physique of a fridge. So why is this so popular in social media?
>>34659457I don’t think they’re saying being a cuck is the only response to that pathology
>>34659435thank you dude. i needed to ask someone to make sure its that easy
>>34659451Husband and wife couple that met on the grounds of having a mutual scat fetish. They had a lot of issues but that topic came up often.>>34659452>how is x different to yBy virtue of having distinct traits which sets x apart from y. There is overlap between those two groups though, but not particularly often. >>34659457Having insecurities doesn't "turn" you into a fetishist of any kind by default. I don't know where you got that idea from in my post.
>>34659462>Having insecurities doesn't "turn" you into a fetishist of any kind by default. I don't know where you got that idea from in my post.Your entire post is “men with these experiences have this sexual expression”
>>34659459why is that car poking that shipping container?
>>34659467Nta but did you find finish high school? Your reading comprehension is laughable
>>34659460I mean, then it’s a useless thesis because there’s no correlation.
>>34659467>Your entire post is “men with these experiences have this sexual expression”...You have it backwards. I'm saying "a distinct group of men with this sexual expression usually have these traits and things to say about themselves", not the other way around.
>>34659468There's an armed man inside. Creating a breach point, or a camera or something
>>34659470> its usually seen in men that did not achieve much (in their minds) growing up, feel threatened by physical prowess in other men, feel inadequate, have trust issues and most importantly a sexually submissive expression that usually only being cucked can fulfill properly for them.
Men are you REALLY afraid to eat chocolate bars because you think it's gay?
>>34659470Also nta but that seems shockingly common these days.
Girls, how often do you think about penis? In any context.
>>34659475>usually seen bruh, you are not a smart fella
>>34659473So then what’s the chain of causation? Because saying they’re a cuck first which leads to insecurity sounds retarded
>>34659477*laughing with tears emoji*
>>34659481Yes, and?I’m calling into question that if this is a common pathology, how could someone end up at the exact end of the spectrum given the same inputs? That would indicate that the thesis, even when speaking in generalisations, is probably not correct.
>>34659459I think women like the idea of being special by saying they don't like super muscular guys
>>34659477Uhm no?
As if you have any gossip about me lmfao
>>34659477No. This is more of the left claiming that homosexuality is perfectly fine and then using it as humiliation tool as if homosexuality was not perfectly fine. Snickers bars are shit anyway.
Wait there's more
Don’t mess with this guy foid he’s serious dide
>>34659482There isn't a universal chain of causation, only a lot of personality traits and adjacent experiences that you hear relatively often. > Because saying they’re a cuck first which leads to insecurity sounds retardedThat's not what I said, but ironically it actually is partly the case once the fetish is already established. Shame-based sexual desires often become very strong due to a feedback loop of sexual gratification -> shame -> more sexual gratification. Sort of like being in a chinese finger trap, the feeling of shame makes people with masochistic/humiliation based sexual desires get off more easily to them in the future.
Why don't the shy and nerdy men just get a clingy gf
>>34659491I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.
>>34659496i did, she cheated on me
>>34659496I tried going to the clingy gf store but I couldn't because it was chads only
>>34659491I dont get it
>>34659491Do nerdy girls like giving titjobs?
>>34659437What is this even referencing
Women, do you actually freak out about hip dips? Why? Do women just see them as unaesthetic?
Shit I’m so ugly lmao.
>>34659504what's a hip dip?No I won't google it.
You have no idea how bad it is to want to be some big warrior man in your heart and then you end up being 5'3.
https://www.yourtango.com/self/research-shows-cats-bond-deeply-women-manipulate-men>moids get manipulated by their cats>femanon gets deep bonding from catsMoids representing the unempathetic gender again award.Thoughts?
MenWould it upset you if your girlfriend planned to commit suicide but also planned it such a way that death would set in while you were holding her so she could die in the arms of someone she loved?
>>34659507
>>34659507Apparently some women have like an extra curve that makes a "dip" effect at their sides, rather than having a smooth consistent curve down their thigh. I have seen several women complain and joke about them recently but I honestly never really thought about them until women pointed them out and explained them to me. I work with a lot of zoomer girls which probably explains that.
>>34659513That's just called being fat?
>>34659510
>>34659509If the battle lasts more than 45 minutes the little guys keep getting bigger and scarier . Bigs have no endurance. Watch a big all day you’ll know.
>>34659509better 5'3 than a micro D.
>>34659511I would not allow my gf to commit suicide under any circumstances. If she did somehow manage to while she was my gf, I would perform sepuku.
>>34659511yes my gf killing herself would upset me you FUCKING retard
>>34659470>>34659478Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that half of all people are dumber than that
Are you watching Sweden vs Japan?
i need a ___ bf so bad
I have a prophesy. A troubled, depressive and emotionally unstable young man from /atoga/ will marry Kittenposter. Together they will have two children, one named Israel and the other named Zion.
>>34659515No it's a skeletal thing
>>34659477Impressive, very nice Let's see the view count
>>34659526I’m not that long rip
>>34659523But I don't know how smart the median person is. :(
>>34659524No.
>>34659495I never said it was universal
>>34659485>>34659482Black and white autistic absolutist thinking is so tiring
>>34659511Women have the most fucked up plans
>>34659489Humiliation through anal sodomy is hot.Bend over, boy!
>>34659527Miraculous conception 2
>>34659516Women's tone of voice is higher. Also women getting attacked in public if they screech disturbs birds into a flee response. Birds are afraid of our domestic violence problem.
>>34659511i would feel deeply hurt that she wouldn't ask me to go together
Women, do you regularly get attacked in public, or is that just BV?>>34659538
>>34659511I was once seeing a woman, it wasn't a full "relationship", more like a fling, who had this plan to combine her suicide with the world's greatest orgasm. I told her I didn't want to be involved and tried to dissuade her from it. She eventually saw a psychiatrist and went on meds for her OCD but her biggest OCD spiral was making an orgasm, "the little death", into the defining feature of her Big Death.
>>34659488I do
>>34659528Ooooh, that. No I think it's fine. I don't really think about it.>>34659526fem
>>34659058m>a-are you not happy with me?>*cries on the inside
>>34659540She gets attacked by dogs in the public for the same reason dogs will attack someone wearing a scary rubber monster mask.
>>34659542>making an orgasm, "the little death", into the defining feature of her Big Death.Why were you fucking a middle schooler?
>>34659509I just didn't join the military because I was afraid of getting raped in boot camp. Any time you're around that many members of the same sex in close quarters, gay rape always fucking happens. Anyway that's why I never put on the uniform of Big Warrior Men.
Whats the most humiliating thing you've ever done? Was it self-inflicted? Did you just genuinely get unlucky??State gender and share!!!
>>34659548I thought the dogs were because she smells like a raccoon?
>>34659552I thought of it, and now I want to repress it again.
>>34659550I was seeing a twenty three year old witchy lady
>>34659552Had the TSA pat my thigh because the ball sweat set off the metal detector
>>34659524Wtf he isn't African ?
>>34659552>giant fat jeeta hits me up on tinder demanding to fuck >say ok, drive 30 miles>walk through her college apartment where 3 hot brunette’s are looking at me with judgement >fuckThe feeling of being inside the only person you don’t want to be in, in the domicile bros
>>34659552Anything more humiliating than being a 32 year old virgin male?Then that
Say gender, are you clingy or are you desperate?
>>34659559Did you 360 and leave
>>34659561MClingy, so so so clingy
>>34659561are those not synonyms?
>>34659561Are you implying that those are mutually exclusive
K.A.M.
>>34659567Kiss all men?!?!?!
>>34659552>be 6'4 white dude, good shape and all that>told repeatedly by people that I could kill it in Japan over and over, extremely common trope in media as well>hope to find a nice girl i get along with there maybe if i do things right, who knows>get absolutely no play in the 6 months I worked there, no approach or setting or situation made a difference, total failure and rejection at least 4x a week uninterrupted for half a yeari cant even cope with the "well maybe japanese girls dont like white guys as much as people say" thing because theres a LOT of white guys with japanese girlfriends in the major cities, it was not uncommon at all.
>>34659567i wanna kiss a man :[ at least a good handful from these threads
>>34659570Is autism really that crippling
>is this the ideal female physique?
>>34659567You know, if you’d actually kiss all manlets they wouldn’t be so loud and mad>>34659570Rip kaijuanon
>>34659328>>34659380Not sure if I was being setup for bbc cuckshit but some girl my age was trying to have sex with me while having a 50-year-old boyfriend and I noped the fuck outta there
>>34659575justice for flatties
>>34659577I'd wager it's just typical sugar daddy shit
Women, how soon would you be willing to sit in your bf's lap without panties?
>>34659580Hnnmmg
>>34659573im not autistic at all, im literally just that ugly. Manlets dont believe you when you try to say stuff like this but it is just true, if you are actually gross to look at your height never even enters the equation for 99.9% of people when dating. It doesnt matter at all
>>34659583I'm sorry you failed at JBTmaxxing.
>>34659586
>>34659586your deeply unrepresentative cherrypicked example proves my point, actually
>>34659586Why does he look absolutely vacant
Aren't you electrifying hm. How many others thought you were "the one"?
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. -Winston Churchill
>>34659580That would kill >him.
>>34659600Finally, an honest post about your weight problem.
Sugoi attacku fromu ze NIHON goal
>>34659602It's not my main problem. Just why you're obsessed with me.
>>34659606unironically if you're fat why not just peptidemaxx?retatrutide exists now, you can apply zero effort at relatively low cost and get as lean as you could ever want to be.
>>34659607Only faggots use peptides
>>34659310
>>34659609True, but if I had to pick I'd rather be a lean faggot than a fat one.
even the stray cats are running away from me
>>34659613Are you>blinking at them>bringing snacks>not chasing them
>>34659605Konichiwa, baka hentai
>>34659615I am pspspspsing them and just giving them time I will bring snacks next time
The stray cats go mreeeeeew fsssst at me but I know they don't really mean it.
>>34659611True
moids, do u have those cute back holes on your lower back? i heard its rare on males.
>>34659621I think they mean it they hate me
>>34659620You don't gotta pspsps. Once you notice the cat noticing you, freeze and blink at it all quiet like. Then you can just talk to it in a soft voice. Might take a few encounters to achieve pets. Pro stray cat strats
>>34659623back holes? what?
>>34659626yes two of them, like slight indents
>>34659623Fat fucks don't have those
>>34659630not always true, if anything, being heavier set actually emphasizes them even more
>>34659623The word you're looking for is dimples
>>34659626Back dimples
>>34659633oh. yes i do but only when im very lean
>>34659632dimples are just shallow holes>>34659633yes that
I often feel like I want to cry. But I don't cry.
>>34659633Having my cum pool in a girl's back dimples is a bucket list item desuu
moids always have to make everythng sexual :/
>>34659625I will try that. There was this orange one that would get close to me everytime I turned away from it
>>34659644women always have to reject me :(
>>34659644true. shame on you moids!!
>>34659644Sorry just women are just pure sex i can't contain myself
>>34659647maybe because they want to be treated like ppl too
Women literally are sex. Crafted by millions of years of evolution to be perfectly grabbable and with the perfect fleshlight between their legs
>>34659644Unironically, you have to understand that our literal entire existence is centered about having sex with you at the most fundamental biological level. Cut us some slack.
>>34659651That is not it
>>34659653if plenty of other men can be normal and show kindness towards women, you all can too
>Anon, you're so cute, can I get your number?...JUST KIDDING! *starts laughing*What would you do if a Stacy did this to you?
Corporations tricked you into lashing out and hating women who ask you to earn good money instead of fighting the powers that be that are underpaying you
>>34659644The question should be why aren't you making everything about moids sexual
>>34659662>Corporations tricked you into lashing out and hating women who ask you to earn good money instead of fighting the powers that be that are underpaying youIt's fucking women who are doing that
>>34659644>>34659656If you want kindness, why do you hang out on the incel horny no rules thread? The majority of internet spaces don’t permit this behavior.
>>34659644Women should be less sexy
Damn anons. 2026 has almost reached the halftime.
>>34659656K. Define kindness. Because it seems the fact that women are allowed to even speak is a kindness, considering it is men who grant any “rights” at all.
>>34659670Switching sides
>>34659656It's a front. They want to fuck you deep down.
>>34659656You can do both, and the men being nice and kind are doing just that.
https://youtube.com/shorts/MYVVrIseyZY?is=mJ2f2ZjkpG3A8psQI find the current asmongold grift to be kinda funny when it pops up
>>34659662I get paid less because I’m competing with double the Labor pool my grandfather had thanks to women working. Now include competing with Chang Long with fuck you connections and Rajesh who will work for 5 peanuts because that’s 4 more than he would earn back home, no I don’t think corporations are the problem. They’re just playing the hand dealt to them. It’s women and hordes of immigrants fucking everything up.
>>34659662Corporations love women because they are compliant drones who will never challenge their authority
>>34659678I'm sorry, do people think the eye makeup egirls wear is just how they normally look?
>>34659671NTAMen who aren't you gave women rights. Stop stealing credit from other men. If you don't want women negatively judging you based off shitty things other men have done, then stop trying to steal credit for good things other men have done.
>>34659662>>34659662....The growth of female labor markets is the reason they can underpay me.Thats like one of the most core and fundamental reasons that happened.
I just recalled the time a coworker was going through her turbo slut phase. Apparently she made a bet with another turbo slit coworker that she could sleep with me within a week.Being a woman, this of course meant she just started making weird and inappropriate remarks, touching me, talking about her sex life with me, and just other dumb shit women do to signal that they’re available and easy. I ignored her completely because I thought she was gross. After the week was over she nearly never spoke to me again, and I only found out through questioning the other coworker why she had a stick up her ass suddenly. She was embarrassed that I didn’t want to fuck her. Serves her right.
>>34659683I dunno man i just like the “um woah dude, are the liberals serious rn?” Shtick it’s kinda funny
>>34659686Fucking based
>Women shouldn't be in the workforce because it creates competition for meWomen's rights have really exposed what a joke the average man is.
>>34659684>f you don't want women negatively judging you based off shitty things other men have done, then stop trying to steal credit for good things other men have done.they do this by default regardless of what anyone does in general, might as well at that point
>>34659684Cool. If men collectively chose to strip women of any rights, could women do anything to stop them?
>>34659687>egirl makeup/no-makeup>lol Librulswhat the FUCK are you talking about, genuinely?
>>34659644Plap
Your only power is taking your clothes off and it only works on men weak enough to not be able to say “eh” and walk away
>>34659692You're the one thay wanted equal pay but also men to pay for everything in your life
>>34659679Bro who do you think dealt them that hand, brainless Rajesh?
>>34659692>i dont know what supply and demand isi really hope this is an incel baitposting because you made yourself look very stupid with this
>>34659661start bawling in front of them
>>34659695No they don't, you just want to justify your hypocrisy.>>34659696What is the point of juvenile threats like this? Go live in Afghanistan if you want women to be second class so bad.>>34659700I'm not a golddigger if that's what you're implying.
>>34659692What part of working has improved the quality of life for women? Women are overwhelming less satisfied with life now than when they weren’t working in the 60s and 70s
>>34659697I’m not commenting on what he’s reacting to. I’m saying the character he plays now is kind of funny. It can be summed up to “huh, wha? The liberals and women are doing what now? *pause* wow…. Ok”
>>34659692There is no competition, women just have useless jobs that do nothing but cause more inflation and keep them from having children.
>>34659692Women: I want equal pay!Women: But I want a man to earn more than me!You can’t have both.
>>34659704>this dumb bitch againholy fuck can your chud dad beat your dumb ass into a coma so you stop using this thread as an outlet for your impotent seething
>>34659607Because I haven't ruled out gastro or thyroid problems. It's not like they're offering it out like candy. And I'm pretty sure it might be endometriosis from a particular trauma I incurred.
>>34659692It's even funnier because all the other metrics, basically all the metrics suggest that women are just outcompeting men in everything except being physically larger, but it's just "well that doesn't count"'s all the way down.Maybe if men tried to keep up in school instead of letting tiktok convince them to drop out to start a landscaping business...
>>34659701Jews. Unironically.
>>34659679>no I don’t think corporations are the problemso you are stupid
>>34659712>when you give a certain group a shit ton of privileges compared to another group, they out compete that groupWhat part of this is meant to be groundbreaking?
>>34659686is this what incels fantasize about
>>34659704Threats? The conversation was about kindness from men to women. The fact that women can even speak aloud is the ultimate kindness, considering any “right” they have is a gift from men. Maybe women should say “thank you” and shut the fuck up, or else end up in those rape cages they fantasize about.
>>34659713So neither women nor immigrants, they're just tools
>>34659714Show me why corporations are the problem?Then I’ll just ask, who’s controlling the corporations?
>>34659705There really isn't any evidence that women are unhappy with working. I know there are some sketchy studies that men like you enjoy jerking off to, but there's no conclusive proof of that claim.>>34659707If women are only working useless jobs, how are they taking your job then?>>34659709>I'm not a golddigger if that's what you're implying.>>34659710>Threatening violence when a woman criticizes himSeems like women are right to be nervous around men if you're anything to go by.>>34659717>The fact that women can even speak aloud is the ultimate kindness, considering any “right” they have is a gift from men.The fact that you see "women being allowed to speak" as "kindness" and not "basic decency" says a lot about you.
>>34659717They’re begging for the cages kek
>>34659718Yes, but let’s agree on the symptoms first then we can diagnose the problem.
>>34659721>how are they taking your job then?They aren't, the immigrants that women want here are doing that.
>>34659721> There really isn't any evidence that women are unhappy with working. I know there are some sketchy studies that men like you enjoy jerking off to, but there's no conclusive proof of that claim.Epistemology cope.
>>34659705I'm already 34 that ship has sailed I need to self sufficient or just kill myself
>>34659720tell me who it is
>>34659721>The fact that you see "women being allowed to speak" as "kindness" and not "basic decency" says a lot about you.The fact that you don’t understand that men have to EARN decency, meanwhile women wanted it handed to them on a platter as if they deserve it, shows how much of an entitled cunt you are.
>>34659730Jews.
>>34659726Alright, so you're just going to engage in "all things I politically disagree with are women's fault and men with political opinions I disagree with don't exist or are brainwashed" bullshit then.>>34659727>Zero evidence of proof, just insultsI think you're the one coping, not me.
I don't care if women and immigrants take the jobs, I'm a NEET chad.
Women argue here and get raped every time never won once on big issues.You’d think they’d be smart enough to stop arguing and see a pattern Then again someone smart enough to do that would also have better arguments and not loseTruly a n***ered position they occupy imo
>>34659721> The fact that you see "women being allowed to speak" as "kindness" and not "basic decency" says a lot about you.You’re a retard. It’s not basic decency. The only reason you have any rights is because of men willing to commit violence on your behalf. It’s a right which fought and died for, by men.
>>34659724Ok what now
>>34659733I have no incentive to provide you with any actual evidence because you’ve already shown, that without any review of any actual evidence, you would immediately dismiss it as shoddy and non-conclusive. You’re just a retard hiding behind epistemological cope.
>>34659731>men have to earn decency They don't thoughCompletely ignoring you is decency
>>34659737Start killing Jews obviously.
>>34659738>epistemologicalso cute when they learn a new word and start using everywhere
>>34659733>Alright, so you're just going to engage in "all things I politically disagree with are women's fault and men with political opinions I disagree with don't exist or are brainwashed" bullshit then.how is that bullshit? women are retarded and annoying, thats a fair belief!
>>34659731I'm entitled for...thinking that allowing others to speak is basic decency. Alright.>>34659735Being dogpiled on by butthurt men for saying things they don't like/disagree doesn't make someone a "loser". By that logic, every Reddit post with thousands of upvotes must be objectively correct.>>34659736Men didn't fight and die to give women rights, you should probably study history.>>34659738Yes, shitty low quality studies that idiot men like you take at face value isn't good evidence. Continue to throw your temper tantrum.
>>34659715But men have all the inherent advantages because you're just better than women, right?
>>34659740Being a weak man earns you poverty, homelessness, violence, and to be treated as a problem with society. Being weak as a woman gets you coddled. Men do have to earn basic decency. Nobody cares for us unless we do something for others.
>>34659740Men don’t kill each other at the slightest whim because they might be killed in return. So, we show each other decency in order to avoid mortal combat. That is earned decency.Women, on the other hand, want to be treated with decency merely because they exist,
>>34659746> Men didn't fight and die to give women rights, you should probably study history.So who are you calling when you’re being beaten by your boyfriend?
>>34659748NTANo see, you don't get it. Even though white men are superior at everything, those dastardly Jews just keep tricking and fooling us. No that's not a sign of Jews being superior than whites!
>>34659746Wrong framing. If you actually follow the arguments rather than the consensus (which is indicative of your thought process) the guys always have never lost.
>>34659748Yeah, and? If you advantage one group and disadvantage another, eventually you will exceed any natural advantage and create an artificial imbalance.
>>34659746im being totally serious when i say its unironically really weird when you mass-reply and seemingly get off to how much negative attention you get, its a repetitive trend and the fact that you say it directly is odd. i know you said you hate your dad or whatever but you know you can like hire a therapist or something right?
>>34659754A police officer who'd be either male or female. This might sound shocking, but female police officers exist. Furthermore I have both male and female friends and family I could go to about it. Of course, my boyfriend treats me well, so that's a scenario I don't have to worry about no matter how badly you want to jerk off to it.
>>34659755>Jews abuse systems of high trustYes, and? Are you wanting to promote a low-trust society?
>>34659749Being a weak woman gets you sexually assaulted.>Nobody cares for you unless you do something for others Women do things for others and men want to have sex with us that's the only reason anybody likes us too. You're not uniquely persecuted you're a normal person that nobody else cares about just like the rest of us but you're being a bit of a baby about it imo.
>>34659746>thinking that allowing others to speak is basic decencyWomen don’t ALLOW anything. It is men who allow. So yes, not being able to conceptualize that being allowed to speak is a right granted by men is entitlement.
>>34659758When you were in school, in what specific ways did you feel disadvantaged compared to your female counterparts?And don't say>well we weren't allowed to roughhouse in class so we couldn't maintain focus the way MEN dobecause you're not a retard, and you can do better than that.
>>34659760>female police officerAre you some sort of anti-Semite or something?Watch body cam footage when there is a male and female cop. You will notice an overwhelming pattern of female cops being completely incompetent in high stress situations and relying on male cops to actually do the work.Simply putting on a uniform doesn’t make you useful.
>>34659759>It's really weird that you reply back to people who reply to you? Why do you do that?I don't know, maybe because that's how conversation works.>>34659761“Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.”
You guys should shut the fuck up
>>34659743Come and get me
>>34659763>Being a weak woman gets you sexually assaulted.Kek, so women can now fight off men who attack them. Congratulations, you have gender equality. So stop bitching, and get a job other than hr. How about you pick up a rifle and woman the front lines.
>>34659763> Being a weak woman gets you sexually assaulted.Nearly every single man is stronger than every single woman. All women are weak, yet not all women are sexually assaulted. And if they are, who are the people enforcing justice?> Women do things for othersI didn’t say they didn’t. Read carefully what I actually said.
>>34659759She can't help herself. Maybe it'd be entertaining if she was smarter but man, she fucking sucks at this. Almost like she's doing it on purpose.
>>34659769Give us something else to talk about
>>34659775How have I failed? By not letting the butthurt men of these threads bully me off of them? No matter how much you whine and cry, I will continue to post on here and give opinions that make you butthurt.
>>34659766https://blueprintlabs.mit.edu/research/boys-lag-behind-how-teachers-gender-biases-affect-student-achievement/
>>34659773>>34659774The strong ones can presumably run faster>I didn't say they didn'tI did read it, did you read what I said? What you're complaining about is being a person. You're turning it into gender wars pretending that's not just how people in general work. They're nice to you if they need/want something from you.
>>34659768they're not conversations though. they're twitter-tier non arguments and ignored points, dishonestly misrepresented phrasing full of insults to guarantee the incels reply to you in outrage. Youve even said it yourself, you enjoy coming here to stoke arguments with them. Im not even trying to be judgemental but this is like r9k tier unsettling behavior, i dont think you realize how pathological this pattern of behavior looks.
>>34659781Nope, you can’t read.
>>34659779>I will continue to post on here and give opinions that make you butthurt.why are you talking like charlie kirk
>>34659776Anything else do you really find this fun
This food clearly needs some cock
>>34659781People are nice because men stop other men from being violent. Women play no factor in that calculation. Again, tell me, if men collectively decided to put women in cages, could women do anything to stop them?
>>34659788Do not stick your cock in the Thanksgiving turkey again anon I beg you
>>34659782How am I making twitter-tier non arguments? I don't post on there, and I've never posted any shitty bait screencaps on here for discussion. I just post my opinions as is. I also have no idea what the fuck you mean by "dishonestly misrepresented phrasing", I guess that refers to how I sometimes greentext retarded opinions being said? Well if that's such a problem, I wonder why the men constantly strawmanning my positions and giving violent threats to me isn't an issue to you then, can't possibly be bias now can it?
>>34659749How much do you actually care about homeless drug addicted schizophrenic men? Most men only bring these guys for the sake of arguing with women and then afterwards go back to looking down upon them. 90% of social workers are women, so they obviously care more of these guys than other men do.
>>34659787Shine the transvestigater signal. He can save you from this.
>>34659787as long as she refuses to use a trip and the incels cant stop being retarded angsty NPCs replying, it just isnt gonna stop. Some people just cant resist the bait
>>34659795Me stating opinions you dislike isn't bait.
>>34659779I'm not even arguing with you idgaf about your gender nonsense I just think you're annoying by constantly doing this. May you both die in a fire
>>34659793I don’t care about them, they deserve it because they’re useless. I’m not criticising the system you fucking idiot. Im telling you that men and women, at every level in society, are not and never will be equal and that equality is not an inherent good.My point is that men are treated infinitely worse than women are and women for some reason, can’t see this. You are a fish who can’t conceptualize water because it’s so ubiquitous than you couldn’t imagine a society being shaped any other way other than the one we have right now.
>>34659793>women actually care because they choose low-paying jobs to stroke their own ego instead of actually providing for and caring about their own familyEpic pwnage. Tell me again, what percentage of homeless come from broken homes?
>>34659793Yes women have suicidal empathy that is destroying nations by importing hordes of browns who hate their host nations. We know this. It’s a problem.
>>34659787I wouldn't call it fun but it's the topic on offer. I've been doing nothing for 4 hours you overestimate me. If you want to talk about something else just start doing it?>>34659790Well this is just nonsense I can't work with this.>>34659795You realize there's 2 people replying right?
>>34659810If I offered you shit on a plate would you eat that?
>>34659810>Well this is just nonsense I can't work with this.ie>i live in fantasy land and can’t refute logic derived objective observation.Cool
Name me a single good thing which has come out of women having equal power to men outside of “women have equal power to men” because that’s not an inherent good of itself.
>>34659801>My point is that men are treated infinitely worse than women areBecause of other men, yes.
>>34659816Bouncing on it
>>34659817So how many homeless men do you shelter in your home?
>>34659812I'd throw it, or make some artwork on your car. I'd find a way to entertain myself. You're the one complaining so it's kinda on you to come up with something else.
>>34659816Inb4 equality is good bc equality is good
>>34659816What good has come out of you having rights? You use them to whine on the internet all day.
>>34659817>retard doesn’t understand the pointSo why are men overwhelming represented in homelessness but women aren’t? Presumably if men and women are equal, and they are treated equal by the governmental systems operated by men, they should be equal proportions, right?
>>34659816>not an inherent good agree to disagree
>>34659819None, but I'm glad women social workers are helping them out.
>>34659792>I guess that refers to how I sometimes greentext retarded opinions being said?No, I think it's more how you put words in peoples' mouths and make presumptuous statements on their behalf like >I wonder why the men constantly strawmanning my positions and giving violent threats to me isn't an issue to you thenI didnt say or imply that at all, you just sort of made it up because this confrontation is some psychological urge for you and its transparent to anyone that isnt actually emotional enough to pick it up and get angry over it. I wasnt joking to come off as insulting, i really think you should look into this behavior and consider some sort of professional help.
>>34659827Explain, then, why equality is an inherent good.
>>34659824I don’t need to justify having rights because I can defend my rights because I’m a man. You attempt to take my rights, I will kill you.Women need some other form of justification other than ability to commit violence.
>>34659820>I would rather grab shit with my hands than do nothing Not quite the flex you think it is
>>34659780Ask a nigga how he felt in school and responds with an entire published study.Were you in this study?It only accounts even on it's own numbers for 6% of the difference between boys and girls. Idk, maybe it's unrealistic but I think the average extra ~50% time girls spend doing homework on average than boys who play videogames all night, or how girls read an infinitely greater amount (because we tend to read at all, and boys read literally no books) might account for a larger part of that.But I'm with you, I think people should address the 6% bias math teachers have against grading for boys.Also, as an aside, I'd argue the bias is probably more that boys are SHIT in class, and the teachers just don't like them as people, not just because there is a boys name on the test. However I didn't read the methodologies, maybe the teachers were blinded in that way in all cases.
>>34659826We need to look at the numbers. Of the homeless men how many of them are gay? Straight men are homeless because women aren't willing to house them in exchange for sex but men will house women and gay guys in exchange for sexual favors. Just be gay and not ugly then you don't have to be homeless.
>>34659828Who funds those social workers?>the governmentAnd who is the only net contributor to government tax base?
>>34659834>gay assumptions with no actual substanceI accept your concession. GG no reMen are disadvantaged in society.
>>34659833Kinda weird of you to assume anyone would use their hands. You're gross.
This thread should be constant hornyposting instead of gender war slop
>>34659837NTADo...do you not want social workers to help homeless men?
>>34659055For the women on here, do you want to get pregnant / have children (assuming your bf / husband has the means to take care of you)? Why or why not?
>>34659835Concession accepted.
Guys this argument has really given me a lot to think about. Both perspectives are very interesting thanks for this
>>34659839lol you're literally doing the >my elbows are too pointy, no women will ever love me because I'm a low tier normie!>ignore all these other issues that I don't want to address, it's the elbows! woe is me!
>>34659826Women are less likely to fuck up their housing situation due to drug abuse and causing disturbances, and men are way less likely to ask for help (especially from other men) and even if they do ask for help from other men they are less likely to receive it because men are simps.
>>34659842Even the gender wars are better than hornyposting shut the fuck up
>>34659842Everyone get back in the horny jail block. Lockdown time.
>>34659832>I can defend my rights because I’m a man. You attempt to take my rights, I will kill you.
>>34659842all that needs to happen is the men to post some hand pics for once
Flat chest enthusiasts, did you see ariana post her tiny purple nipple?
>>34659844Homelessness is largely self-inflicted and I think most homelessness programs are corruption black holes that don’t aim to actually solve the problem. So no. Rather than fund social workers, fund carpenters and brick layers.
>>34659844NtaWe should have the military exterminate the homeless
Is this JH?
>>34659850Show stats for every claim you just made.
>>34659858no>>34659863no, that woman is indian you stupid fuck
>>34659860If you don't give a shit about homeless men, why are you virtue signaling so hard about them then?
>>34659857No I posted hands once and you all made fun of me :(
>>34659844Of course he doesn't. Incel retards only bring up homeless men and dead soldiers to argue with women online, then they glorify capitalism and war five minutes later.
We need a common enemy so the wars may end
>>34659869post them again, i wont judge
>>34659868I didn’t. You need to read the chain of posts.
This girl wasn't happy in saying no, at the end she was like oh yeah and I have a boyfriend. Why don't start with that
>>34659848I said no reYou lost
>>34659872I’m handcel
Gender wars are dumb because as many grievances i have towards women i still want to fuck and marry one
>>34659878ewie i need some real moid hands to cleanse my eyes now pls
>>34659880Told you gay cunt, meanwhile Chad was born with this
>>34659879Women just need to accept that their entire worldview is predicated on the fact that men are willing to do violence of their behalf, which is the vast majority of men. Without those men, their worldview doesn’t exist. Men expect women to acknowledge this with a sense of humility, but they don’t which just adds another straw to the camels back that one day, women’s rights will actually not get enforced and then it’s all over.
>>34659879All's fair in love and war.
>>34659886Can men fuckin stop doing the violence and bad things to women? If you're gay then go kiss men and stop harming women with your delusion.
>>34659886NTACan you give me specific instances of wars that were fought for women as a collective?
surel *someone* will step up and post their hands.. fix the thread from all this bickering.
>>34659891Always asking never offering
>>34659889If women allowed men to just put people in mental asylums, execute murderers without 20 years of appeals, police the shit out of brown people and didn’t import millions of third worlders, then a large part of the violence problem just got solved. But women for some reason, really just like living in the nation wide favela.
MenTell me about the last video game you played
>>34659894ive posted myself before, ur turn
>>34659891What are you going to post in return?
>>34659890Literally every fucking defensive war in the history of mankind.
>>34659890Why would that information be relevant?
sniff men
>>34659897Post it for me then I didn’t see
>>34659889Aren't you like a liberal? you literally keep bringing men to where you live who are known to commit violence against women.
>>34659896Started the James Bond gameIt's trying too hard to be a movie
>>34659890In theory, all of them were done to the benefit of women, because men do everything primarily for women.
>>34659895NTASo there are no men who are against mental asylums, the death penalty, and for unlimited immigration? All men are a monolith who agree with your politics?>>34659899>Non answerSo none then, got it. Fighting in defense of your land is not fighting for women retard.>>34659900Because he's claiming that men are always violent on the behalf of women? I assumed that was obvious.
>>34659902-_- forget it
>>34659908> So there are no men who are against mental asylums, the death penalty, and for unlimited immigration? All men are a monolith who agree with your politics?
>>34659901im freshly after shower with wet pectorals
>>34659896It was a auto battler. Not very goodm it had a bunch of classes and a big skill tree that you needed to play like 20 hours to fully complete
>>34659910This is just literally how all women (and autists) are
>>34659909Ok please shut the fuck up then if you’re gonna ask without offering anything
She glued together a cluster of escargot snails in honey, and then used the snail cluster to masturbate my penis. But the salt of my cum melted and dissolved the snail skin.
>>34659908> Because he's claiming that men are always violent on the behalf of women? I assumed that was obvious.No he said war, not all violence is war.
>>34659895Equal opportunity for violence instead of giving white men all the chances
>>34659896leaguei had fun
>>34659907But I thought men only became simps for women in modern times. Fighting a war for women sounds like some simp shit.>>34659910So what's your evidence that the fast majority of men worldwide agree with all your specific politics, and that men who don't agree with all your specific politics are a minority then?
male anons i took my final, got myself crab rangoons and noodles>could not find an image of a cat eating a crab rangoon unforch
>>34659916why reply to me then if youre just going to complain and not post a picture?
>>34659903No, that's my mom. And she's conservative.
>>34659923> But I thought men only became simps for women in modern times. Fighting a war for women sounds like some simp shit.Then you’re just retarded
>>34659913are they big and firm?
>>34659896I got my 3DS in good shape again, new micro SD and everything, and I'm replaying pic related. Fun little RPG about a bunch of Namco and Sega and Capcom games crossing over. I only just got Phoenix Wright I think.
i was at a gym today, doing some exercise using a machine with 2 pulleys, but only using one.Soon after a cute chick arrived, she was wearing a cute outfit. tiny sports bra and tight pink shorts.she started doing biceps exercise using my second pulley.i looked at her briefly and she stared me in eyes and smiled very nicely while holding eye contactshe was 19-20 while im 34 yo guy who looks like a rapistwhats up with that
>>34659907>men do everything primarily for women You could always stop doing that
>>34659925I sometimes wonder why the bald eagle is the American national animal instead of a cat. No animal better represents the American spirit than the house feline.
Look at how active the thread is wow so healthy
>>34659925Hi KP, funny, I had an exam today too, how do you feel about the score you got?
>>34659932i have been complimented on them quite a lot before
>>34659926I wanted a pic. The onus was on you because you asked. I don’t want to feel naked and exposed here with only my hand out
>>34659934It is called being polite
>>34659925Why did you only address the moids kp
>>34659934>looks like a rapistUh what exactly does a rapist "look like"? The inherent problem with that statement is that literally any man or even young boy could potentially be a rapist. Regardless of if he's fat or thin, ugly or handsome.
>>34659899Women didn't have rights regardless of who won those wars. They were just a resource lol
>>34659937How is it healthy just answering bait from the same 2 retards
>>34659941show me
>>34659936youre literally so right>>34659938I answered all the questions in like 80 minutes, i spend the last 40 rechecking and redoing answers. Im feeling bad, they have so many trick questions. However i eavesdropped on some classmates and they got some of the same answers as me so at least theres that
>>34659943if posting a hand pic is this complicated for you and makes u this fussy then just dont bother god, what happened to men? you guys used to be solid creatures, now look at you
>>34659944well it was a very polite smile that i enjoyed then>>34659946tall, intimidating, ugly
>>34659935>you could always just unwire tens of millions of years of biological programmingNo anon, I actually can’t
>>34659934She wanted that big girthy hairy Iranian/ Turkish phenotype daddycock. Probably waited in the showers for you to come afterwards and have your way
>>34659950I don't know if it's just bots or some organized brigades but gender wars always kick the thread into high gear for hours
>>34659951add me on disc.
How do I tell if an erotic fiction is written by a woman or a man?
>>34659953You made it complicated honest business is simple
Wow. He's a pedophile. An alcoholic. And a Tianeptine addict. You really know how to pick 'em, babe!
women: do you have fat pussy or flat pussy?saw a woman with fat cameltoe and I thought it was hot.
>>34659949>Only posts an image for the US about voting for political partiesMaybe you didn't understand me, but I wanted proof for men worldwide. Furthermore, I don't want just what party someone voted for. There are a lot of reasons someone may vote for a specific political party (especially due to the fact that the US is strangled by it's garbage two party system). I want specific proof that the majority men WORLDWIDE agree with every one of your political opinions.
>>34659959done
womengive me your pussy
women:Does your job stink too?
>>34659963its not business if i never offered to post anything first
>>34659968Exaggerating their numbers is the oldest trick in the book for these clowns. Don't engage.
women:useless time waisting ragebait gender war question?
>>34659974You are the customer I gave my price and you rejected simple as. Now you’re whining
>>34659949Anon electoral maps are not good for telling you the degree to which people prefer one part over an another, it just tells you who has the majority preferrence in each state. You need to look at data like picrel
>>34659925I love cats, it's so sweet when they show affection by licking your face with that tiny sandpaper tongue.
>>34659968I don’t really care what you want because your points are retarded and in bad faith. I used you so so I can convince others reading this conversation to my side. And so I’ve proven my point to my satisfaction sinceyou were just going to be a faggot and sea lion this conversation endlessly so I’m just refusing to engage with your cunt tacticsGG cunt
>>34659977why are you still replying
>>34659971No.>>34659973It’s has its good and bad days. What’s up with yours?
>>34659976If you were a refugee wouldn’t you want to be able to move to a better country? Therefore it’s consistent that I have to let refugees move into my better country, incel
>>34659978>Relying on Scientism and Hegemonic Positivism instead of critical discourse analysis to understand politicshooooo boyyy
>>34659981Because I know it hurts you and you’re an awful poster
>>34659982>nono
>>34659980You've convinced me of nothing. You didn't give me what I wanted (Proof of men worldwide agreeing with your political opinions) and only gave me some US electoral voting maps which weren't what I requested at all. If you didn't have the exact proof with you, then you shouldn't have responded you fucking idiot.
>>34659978I know that. But examine the electoral maps together and it clearly shows a trend that white men are overwhelmingly right wing as compared to other groups.
>>34659979I know right, my kitty begs me for snuggles and purrs constantly i love him>picrel is not my baby
>>34659989NTAOh, so it's not men worldwide then? Just white men? How come you act like it's all men then?
>>34659988Read what I wrote again and then you will understand why what you just said within the first few words is retarded
Source: trust me bro
tfw no mad gfi bet i could save u cus i got big heart and stuff like im really cool and stuff haha
>>34659986if i knew you irl i'd spray you with a water spray bottle for being unnecessarily rude
>>34659992I didn’t. That’s something you just made up in your head.
women would you reject me
Let's say you unexpectedly find the person you're dating is on the sex offender registry for having been a predator against minors. Would you rather find out that your partner raped little boys, or raped little girls?
it takes a special form of person to both post on 4chan but also be enough of a normalfag to gasp and seethe at debate slop unironically
>>34659996That’s battery id press charges. A few court dates might get you to act normal.
Women would you date a guy who's real good at fixing and building shit
>>34659929what?
>>34659955You don't have to unwire it to refuse to participate. Stop being weak. You're angry at women because you can't control your own compulsions.>>34659966fat>>34659973Kinda yeah. Certain aspects are good but it's unpredictable and unstable.
>>34659993>Me posting an electoral collage map of one country accounts for global worldwide political ideologies you stupid cunt!I thought men were the smarter sex.>>34659997Funny because you didn't specify white men in your post >>34659895 You just said "women" and "men".
Men what’s with all the questions tonight
>>34660006How do I refuse to participate when every conscious and subconscious desire is designed around attracting a mate and mating with that said mate? The only option is to kill myself.
>>34659996If you met one of us IRL you'd shake your cup and beg for spare change. Begging is all you know how to do.
>>34659999It doesn't matter, the relationship is ending regardless. I want children and I'm obviously not having a pedophile's children.
>>34660010It’s just one guy who wants attention but there were no questions for like a week so
>>34660007Do you think I just meant the brown women only or something when I said police the shit out of minorities and tell non-white immigrants to fuck off?
>>346600024chan attracts the kind of insufferable human beings who are convinced that every conversation is some sort of socratic debate over issues they're privileged enough not to be affected by day-to-day. What I'm saying is, 4chan is the Harvard Kennedy School of Government for the guy who got denied admission because his admissions essay was all "dark humor" about lynchings and rape.
>>34660003if im not acting normal then what does that make you? we are in the same boat
>>34660013What if you're already pregnant.
>>34660011>every conscious and subconscious desire is designed around attracting a mateI can't relate at all. The vast majority of my desires are centered around not feeling shitty. Idk suffer more, when you're not sure if you have somewhere to sleep that night having a romantic partner becomes a lot less important. It might still be something you want but just sleep that feeling away.
>>34660010I am self pitying and need attention
I just asmonposted but this is the most atoga coded thing I’ve seen everhttps://youtube.com/shorts/8S3YegdEW7c?is=gv99lYc1q8v8AIf0
>>34660019And why do you not want to feel shitty?
>>34660010That's the point of the thread! I keep asking questions because the point is to ask questions but you guys never answer them. So what if they're a little silly?
>>34660004Maybe
>>34660015So you believe the only reason white majority European countries are very liberal is because of the women there? I mean, I know the answer to that is yes, and I know you won't give me any real proof that's the case, but I just wanna know what it's like to have your head that far up your own ass?
>>34660017Righteous indignation is normal, homo. You are annoying.
>>34660023>why do you not want to feel physically unwell or mentally unsettled? Is this an actual question you're asking or?
>>34660028>shit I didn’t sayNo, you have psychosis and I’m not engaging with your psychosis. Either reply to the words I typed or just don’t reply at all.
State gender.What would you consider to be a near-perfect punani? What would the flaw be?
>>34660027Are you always so indecisive?
>>34660030Yes. It’s genuine. I am just going to question you incessantly to prove to you the root of your desires whether or actively want it or not, is to find a mate.So, why do you not want to feel shitty?
>>34660029lol so now im the one annoying you, funny
>>34660031Oh fuck I was talking with psychosis-kun the whole time. That explains it.
Dumb dumb in the thread is all like>Rrreeee women are ruining society! Waaah aaaah waahhh it wasn't so pussyfied when we had kings and castles and crusades, I want the old manly man days back waaaah waaaah boo hoo hoo What a goofy little bitch dude
Women have you ever loved a friend like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPGg0kJecHs
>>34660033I don't know anything else about the guy I'm not going to say yes based on just this >>34660004
>>34660035I meant it objectively just as I do now when I call your behavior antisocial
>>34660041antisocial to want to look at someone's hands?
Why are you scaring the women away?
>>34660034Because feeling shitty feels unpleasant and makes doing anything else also shitty.I think you're going to struggle with proving your hypothesis.
>>34660045And why would you want to do anything else?
>>34660044It is the resident incel and retarded people who reply to him
>>34660032It's probably brown because white men are raycist.
>>34660043No,
>>34660046I have to eat and make money.I don't WANT to do anything else but I feel like starving to death would be very uncomfortable.
>>34660040You're taking it too seriously
>>34660053You don’t have to starve to death, there are plenty of painless ways to kill yourself. So why do you want to eat and make money?
Are you mentally twiztid? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7KXcSn2wBU
>>34660032Bro these MotherFuckers are weird. He's at the Gyno with her monitoring the exam to make sure her Top 1% pussy is well taken care of.
>>34660057I didn't click it, but the thumbnail has>brbr dengvibes
>>34660056>plenty of painless ways to kill yourselfOh really? What are they? All the effective methods are supposedly pretty painful.I don't want to. I have to or bad things happen.
Why are men so fucking timid about just posting hands
>>34660061Helium, overdose on sleeping medication, gunshot to the head, jumping off a really high building.>bad things will happenAnd why don’t you want bad things to happen?
>>34660062This, moids with nice strong veiny hands pls post them thx
>>34660062Voca is a fair trade for the 20 or so hands you have already
>>34660059I wish we could just put these inhuman freaks in prison for being so weird.And like... the obvious grifting, but honestly that's pretty much secondary at this point.
>>34660032>billionaire can't even get a 22yo gfhow pathetic.
>>34660067The trope of healthy people not having lives worth extending is trite but imagine living as Bryan fucking autistic Johnson
>>34660062I'll post hand if you tell me why you want hand post.
I've posted my hands plenty of times but what's the point if you guys don't even care
>>34660059that is so weird. How do they rate pussy?
>>34660064>heliumHigh failure rate>pill overdoseNOT painless trust me lol, also high failure rate>gunshotCan't get one >jumping off high buildingYou need at least 7 stories to guarantee lethality. I don't have access to anything that tall>Why don't you want bad things to happen Because I'll feel shitty We're going in circles do you want to get to your point?
>>34660062women r mean to me for being a gooner so i wont help them goon.
Somebody please get that fucker off this thread that's trying to encourage some vulnerable dude to end his own life. To anyone who tries to send someone else in that direction, fuck you. You are a piece of shit and you will never know the Kingdom of Heaven.
>>34660067He’s just going to get cancer and probably die. Doesn’t matter how healthy your blood is, DNA can only be copied so many times.
Post genderWhat religion are you? What religion(s) would/wouldn't you marry?
>>34660072i care, i save them, give me more to grow my collection >>34660071i like seeing the anatomy of those i interact with on here
>>34660061diving is pretty easy>>34660062you already have the hand of every moid that post here what else do you want
>>34660071I like the idea of moid going out of there way to please me. I don’t get that feeling irl. Now post!
>>34660076Christ I’m so jaded I barely noticed. But agree
>>34660073This dude is running around all over social media talking about her pussy.
>>34660078FRaised Methodist, now agnostic. In general, I couldn't date someone who's deeply religious because that would lead to inevitable ideological disagreement, but I wouldn't have a problem dating someone who culturally identifies with a religion. Or to sum it up, I don't have a problem with going back to church, but don't expect me to get rebaptized.
>>34660080>pretty easy Provided you have access to a tall enough parking garage.Any building I can get into that's tall enough won't have windows that open. And I don't want to jump off a cliff and get impaled on a tree. Plus I don't love the idea of my mother having to identify mush via my clothing. I have considered getting some gas from a welding company but if I fuck up I end up with brain damage probably incapable of ever trying again.
>>34660062Mine are small.
>>34660086diving, not jumping from a building
>>34660074If you're dead it doesn't matter that happens in the world anymoreYou can't even guarantee it'll exist
>>34660074The only reason that helium and medication have a high failure rate is because they’re done by women who don’t actually want to die. If you actually want to die, you will die.>can’t get a gunTravel to somewhere you can get one>dont have access to 7 storey buildingTravel to a place where there is one. Unless you live in the Congo, there is a building near you that you can get to.> We're going in circles do you want to get to your point?No we’re going in circles because you’re using circular logic without actually analyzing your answer.>why do you not want to feel shitty?>>because it feels bad>why do you not want to feel bad?>>because it feels shittyYou just gave the same answer twice.
>>34660078FAtheist/Agnostic.I'd prefer to date a fellow atheist since I couldn't imagine having a bad day and being 'comforted' by my bf with some bullshit about "God's plan" or that he'll "pray for me" in an attempt to make me feel better.But the only religious men I'd 100% swear off are muslims, misogynistic maniacs.
>>34660084Methodists are the ones that do all the singing?
>>34660078MNone
>>34660083>my wife's pussy has special bacteria
>>34660078FNo religion. I don't think I'd be comfortable with someone who's actively practicing anything. >>34660089Are you trying to say jumping off a bridge or drowning? It's unclear. Drowning is supposedly very painful.
>>34660097yes, drowning. Is it? I thought you pass out very fast
>>34660098NTA Drowning is insanely painful.
>>34660093Well, singing hymns is a part of pretty much all Christian groups, so that's kind of a weird question.
>>34660081>>34660079Okay fine. But only because I've posted this before. Last time somebody said my thigh was fat and it permanently damaged my self-esteem so I cropped it a little.Also they said my hand looked old. not much I can do about that, but at least I'm not Bryan Johnson.
>>34660101I don't think that is true. That is just waterboarding propaganda
>>34660104Maybe give it a try and let us know
>>34660105If there was a safe way to do it I would try
>>34660107Waterboarding is the safe way.
>>34660091>travel to somewhere you canI would have to move states and get a new license that shows I'm a resident to do that. With the licence I have from my state no one will sell me one because I was hospitalized for a suicide attempt.>Travel to a place where there is one Back to the window problem. Modern buildings that are tall enough to jump out of REALLY try to curb that behavior. I'm not sure I could break a window. And I don't have the money to be going on trips to scope out buildings I can jump out of. >Same answer twiceYou asked the same question multiple times so what's your point? Feeling bad feels bad, you're overcomplicating it.
>>34660103Fucking kek
>>34660107There is, you just need a team of trained divers and medics. Lots of guys in dive training in the military drown but are brought back quickly.
>>34660109waterboarding doesn't reach the involuntary gasp for air that just finds water
Spent the afternoon painting miniatures, I'm getting better slowly
>>34660093Methodists are Diet Catholic.
>>34660114Oh shit, show me the minis. I will give you constructive feedback.
>>34660104Your lungs are built for air. Inhaling water feels like inhaling fire.
>>34660112I don't have that and I am not risking it alone
>>34660103Your wrists are thin
>>34660116You're confusing Methodists with Anglicans.
>>34660121They're medium sized!
>>34660110> I would have to move states and get a new license that shows I'm a resident to do that. With the licence I have from my state no one will sell me one because I was hospitalized for a suicide attempt.No you don’t? You’re killing yourself. You just have to drive there once.> Back to the window problem. Modern buildings that are tall enough to jump out of REALLY try to curb that behavior. I'm not sure I could break a window. And I don't have the money to be going on trips to scope out buildings I can jump out of.Rent a hotel room with a balcony. It’ll cost a few hundred dollars at most. Request a room at least on the 7th floor.> You asked the same question multiple times so what's your point? Feeling bad feels bad, you're overcomplicating it.Then you lack basic insight. Why do you think your body makes you feel bad for not eating? Because you’ll die. Why does your body not want you to die? Because then it can’t procreate.
>>34660116That would be the anglicans>>34660118don't feel like posting pics rn, maybe latter
>>34660103>lost thigh pic access cause some previous retarded anonlife is so cruel, but thanks for the pic, you will not be forgotten
"it's painful" is cope. If you wanted to die you wouldn't care. Niggas stab themselves every day.
>>34660119I understand that and it would feel awful. I just don't know if I would call it pain
Drowning is like a 1-2 minutes of agony. Panic holding your breathe because nobody how hard you try is able to just breathe underwater. Followed by gagging coughing sputtering for probably 15-30 seconds once it gets in your lungs before you pass out. That is the last thing you will remember and that doesn't seem like a very peaceful way to go.
>>34660124Alright bird bones
>>34660129>severe discomfort isn’t painThen what is the definition of pain retard?
>>34660132That is a good question
>>346601317 1/8" !!
>>34660133No it’s not. Every person, even babies in the womb at 20 weeks old can identify what pain is.
Women, if you boyfriend told you to "Suck that dick, bitch!" when he wanted a blowjob, would you comply?
>>34660135you are just simple
Can some Moid explain birdhands and why you are always accusing women of doing this? It sounds like cope when women are making good points and arguments about things.
I love pussy
>>34660138idk ive never heard it irl but i find it funnier to not know so i dont look it up
>>34660138Shut up tiktok baiter
>>34660138Is this about my wrists again?
i love sluts, total slut love and appreciation
>>34660138It’s when you put for forefingers to your thumb, and it looks like a birds head, similar to how you would position your hand with a sock puppet. It’s annoying because it’s a new and learnt behavior, these people aren’t doing it because they’re Italian, they’re doing it because they see other people do it and it comes off as making you appear like a brainless retard which is how you can be discredited.
from reading this one article it is not extremely painful but it is painful at first and then you sleep
>>34660126Okay. I hope you do.Here is a clowngirl I painted as a gag recently.
>>34660137Does this come off as simple? Didn’t think so>6’1”>White>30>dark blue eyes>brown hair, tidy, not balding>I would rate my exes as 8, 7, 7>athletic body>I take steroids (1.5/2.5/3/3.5)>I care about dressing well but alternative>I prefer being clean shaven or a few days of stubble>barritone-bass voice>stable white collar job, make ~100K a year>currently live with housemates but saving for a house>have my own car, paid off>3 long term girlfriends, 1 year, 3 years and 6 years from 16-30>very dominant and aggressive in sex>My dick is 6.7” length, 6” girth (99.5th percentile girth)>I don’t have friends (zero)>I don’t hate people but I find they just get in my way rather than add anything>If I am dating you, you are my only social outlet and I will take great interest in you>I have been told I come off as very confident/assertive despite being a very anxious/depressive person and I think it’s just my autism>clinically online tested IQ of 131, proof posted earlier in the thread> I talk to my mother once a month, other family on special occasions. So family doesn’t have a lot of value to me>I do want kids, I really want a daughter>I don’t drink, smoke, or do drugs. I don’t mind if you do as long as you don’t hurt yourself (I.e no habitual or high risk)>I had 3 homosexual encounters from 19-22 (I’m fully aware of my heterosexuality now)>I enjoy drawing, reading non-fiction (I am currently plowing through an archaeologically annotated version of the Bible), learning Japanese, I attend weekly singing lessons>Most of all I enjoy learning about new things and am very curious>Politically I am not a progressive or conservative, AI labels me a “paternalistic ethnocentric nationalist”>I am not religious. I like mainline Christians, dislike Muslims.>I think abortion should be legal up to 20 weeks>I am medicated for anxiety and depression
>>34660146>it’s not painful>it’s just painful until you dieThat’s just all painful deaths
>>34660125In order to buy the gun I would need to have an ID that isn't from the state I currently reside in keep up. I was hospitalized for a suicide attempt not even Texas will sell me one with the ID I have. Again you keep going back to the jumping thing but like I said, I don't enjoy the thought of sending my mother mush. I like the welding gas idea better but the fear of fucking up and the fact that I have to kind of plan that out stop me. When I have the balls (I have an event coming up it would be really rude to kill myself before lol) a hotel might be the way to go but I'm more interested in researching more poisons. >It's a biological imperative Really? That's what you wasted all this time to say?
>>34660150wrong, being burned alive is way more painful than drowning
>>34660062Nobody wants to be picked on. I've posted my hands and had them insulted plenty of times. It doesn't really get to me, but I can see why other dudes wouldn't want to post theirs.>>34660078Curious - idk what I believe but I'm open to hearing people out. I probably wouldn't marry a Jewish, Muslim, or Hindi girl.
>>34660151>cope cope copeI hope you do go through with killing yourself. You’re exhausting to talk to.
>>34660130Fatality from drowning only sets in only most likely after 6 minutes. You have to be a pain enthusiast to not struggle. The estimation for even healthy adults to lose their ability to hold their breath is after ten seconds, but the actual death part is much slower.
>>34660149not reading, but yes you are a simpleton and extremely cringe
>>34660152Yeah
>>34660154Mirin that thumb brother. I’d be thumb wrestling everyone if I had that
>>34660154what is your bf% ohio chan
>>34660155Thank youYou seem kind of stupid so I can see how talking to just about anyone would be exhausting for you
>>34660152>get burned almost to death>get pushed into a large body of saltwater>drownHell of a way to go>>34660154I have the same keyboard in my living room
>>34660154Fatty
>>34660093>>34660102Southern Baptists have a reputation for singing a lot in church.
>>34660162>”You’re stupid”, muttered the man too dumb to figure out how to kill himself.
>>34660163getting burned alive has to be top 3 ways to die. If we ignore all the torture science ancient people did
>>34660145Wait are you saying Italians started this?
>>34660170We don't have to worry about ancient torture science, look at what Japan was doing just last century
Call me autist whatever, what is the thought process behind talking someone through ending their own life over the net?
>>34660173No I’m saying it might be excusable if the person came from a culture where gesturing with your hands heavily is normal.
>>34660154you take the #1 best hand pic spot im in luv
>>34660175idk, I just like morbid things I wasn't convincing that guy to kill himself
>>34660175It's called not giving a fuck
>>34660154I don't see any calluses anywhere? Do you even fix anything?
>>34659504Hip dips are cute.
Girls, regardless of pregnancy related concerns, would you prefer a man who produced no cum or a lot of cum all the time?
>>34660183>ywn eat this a girl like like this' pussy while massaging her thighsggwp no re
>>34660160Thanks, I think.>>34660161I think it's around 21% right now. Not sure.>>34660163It's a good one. My desktop is hooked up to my TV and I use a wireless keyboard from my armchair. Very comfy.>>34660177My lap?>>34660182Not really, just some of my electronics sometimes. My hands are pretty soft.
>>34660168There are a bunch of ways but they're not the RIGHT way man you guys are bad listeners. Also I'm a woman.
>>34660187The right way is the way which ends with you dead.
>>34660187>RIGHTwhat does that even mean
>>34660163>I have the same keyboard in my living roomOf course you do, those cowards have yet to make a keyboard that supersedes it. It's 2026, why don't they sell it with a backlight? I can have a cheap keyboard that's backlit OR has a trackpad, but not both for some reason.
>>34660175It wasn't even the point of the conversation. I think he's just salty his questioning to get me to admit I don't want to die because I want to have a baby didn't work.
I for one think hip dips are weird
>>34660186can we get some more pics pls mr.ohio-kun
>>34660191This.One of the ultimate #justwerks pieces of tech from the modern era. Probably one of the last.
>>34660193We're gonna beat you up.
>>34660192>my circular reasoning isn’t logic driven and so rational discourse with me is impossibleCorrect
>>34660184A lot I guess. Proof of success how will I know to stop sucking other than head taps.
>>34660184none obviously
How's your situationship going, /atoga/?
>>34660189>>34660190Neither of you possess any creativity or empathy for your mother and that's very sad.
>>34660198You know a penis still throbs regardless of cum volume?
>>34660194Well, I was out sitting near some flowers in the city the other day and I decided to take a pic of my arm to see how pale it looked. It's more my hairy forearm and bony wrist than just my hand though.
>>34660201Why would I have creativity for my mother that sounds sick
>>34660203i'll take it, post the goods
>>34660201???
>>34660201If you cared about your mother, you’d have children to carry on her lineage.
>>34660205Sure, why not.Sorry, rest of /atoga/. Last one, I promise.
>>34660202What is it with the stupid questions today. Have you ever sucked a dick?
>>34660198>>34660199You two should kiss
>>34660211Have you ever had your dick sucked?
>>3466020921% my ass
>>34660207If she was a little smarter and cared about her children she wouldn't have had any. Child of drug addicts who has a rare cancer. Real great genetics I'd be passing on there.
>>34659504Everyone just thinks it's fat.
>>34660212no thanks
>>34660217I wasn’t asking.
>>34660196
>>34660213How is that relevant to feeling the dick pulse inside my mouth? If I'm focused and vigorously going at it the "release" is the reliable indicator I don't always feel the pulsing until after I've stopped.
>>34660216it is fat
>>34660200Ovah
>>34660214Yeah, maybe lower. It was 21% when I was closer to 220 lbs and I'm back to below 210 now.
>>34660220Are you sucking off a mannequin? Is he a mute? You would know when it’s happening and to slow down.
>>34660218I don't plan on complying
>>34660213no
>>34660209ty ty, pic exceeded my expectations <3whens our wedding ?
>>34659934>while im 34 yo guy who looks like a rapistIs there a uniform now or are you sporting one of those mustaches?
>>34660225I am bigger and stronger than you. You don’t need to comply for it to happen.
>>34660223lmfao, you're 30% at least
>>34660227You're funny, anon.
>>34660228It’s called a maga hat
>>34660229only one way to find out
>>34660230I will take your word for it.
>>34660233Can I please have a boob picture?
>>34660231im being a lot more serious than you think, not to be creepy but it is the truth
I want my darling
>>34660224Would it make you feel better if I say I prefer it as an indicator over the pulses alone are you a cum hater or just being autistic about it
>>34660227Is it really this easy to make femanons go nuts for you? Just post hand and arm? Wtf
>>34660221It's not, it's booty muscle shape around your pelvic bone and femur top. Can look exaggerated with fat.
>>34660239Just being autistic, sorry babe won’t happen again.
>>34660240She has a fat fetish. Most don't care as you can see
>>34660242I forgive you
>>34660234you shouldn't that guy is dumb
Wish I could have sex, but alas...
>>34660237You know I expect something in return right?
State genderGun to your head, name a good manname a good woman
>>34660240It’s a gay man who won’t post voice and has male hands and feet, plz post collage someone. Femanons think the moids here are less than human
>>34660251MJesus ChristMary, mother of Jesus
>>34660251MMy dadMy mom
>>34660236no
>>34660254Lucky
>>34660248Epic impersonation fail
>>34660241lol, it's only visible when you're fat, which means it's fat, so stop coping
>>34660251>himRuth Bader Ginsburg
>>34660256Please please please please I bet you’re so hot and beautiful and I bet your boobs are amazingly hot too and I just want to praise you
>>34660240yes and noi will adore any and all hands but ohio-kun's anatomy is specifically something truly great just off of aesthetics alone.
>>34660251MJohn Brown/Frederick Douglass.Harriet Tubman
>>34660257Nah dude that was a joke I'm dying in this bitch
>>34660251F, my brother, my sister
>>34660232Oh, I almost forgot those existed.Yucky.
>>34660251MCarl SaganLean Beef Patty
You guys are pretty funny tonight genuinely
Women how would you feel if he lifted you up during a hug
>>34660259It's not only visible when you're fat. It is a muscle structure.
>>34660268Please please please please I bet you’re so hot and beautiful and I bet your penises are amazingly hot too and I just want to praise you
>>34660237Come on, anon. Don't be silly.>>34660251If historical figures count, Augustus Caesar and Florence Nightingale. If they have to be people I personally knew, my grandpa and one of my old high school friends I'm still in touch with.
>>34660260RBG literally fucked america in the ass because she didn't want to resign.
>>34660270I said stop coping
>>34660269Weirded out.
>>34660272>Augustus “I literally murdered every person who ever looked at me wrong and some just cause I wanted their stuff” Caesar>good
>>34660251MEdward SnowdenAlexandra Daddario
>>34660269annoyed
I wanna drown in her sweet red haze
>>34660274No.*coping a feel of >him*
popcorn :3
>>34660280it's called menstruation not that
>>34660275Yeah because he's obviously not human if he can lift you up.
>>34660262Weird-ass larp I gotta say
>>34660279Why?
Women, with zero consideration to personality or lifestyle, purely evaluation of physical appearance only, which body is the most attractive?
Femanons, would lock a man in a chastity cage and drip hot wax on his balls?
>>34660286why is he a rapist? did his father not teach him any manners?
>>34660276Okay fair, I was thinking 'great' rather than 'good'. My next pick was Jonas Salk, and I hope he doesn't have some skeletons I wasn't aware of.
>>346602882A and 2B
>>34660293I said women, I don’t want gays who are into twinks polluting my data pool
>>34660288c2
>>346602882A
>>34660288E1, E3 or E4
>>34660284Maybe >he's an alien.
>>34660294I am a woman.
>>34660295You sunk my battleship
>>34660299Ha, yeah right homo lord, gobbler of cock, gargler of cum.
>>34660290What part of that implies rape at all
>>34660298
>>34660302physical closeness without consent
>>34660288Now men, reply with which body you want regardless of lifestyle.
>>34660301Why did you ask your question in the first place if you're just going to accuse me of being a man for not giving you the answers you want? I'm a woman and I like twinks. Why is this a problem for you?
>>34660293>>34660295Who the fuck chooses this shit genuinely, what's the point of virtue signalling on an anonymous forum.
>>34660306>can’t take a jokeOh sorry, you’re definitely a woman.
>>34660304Then get on your tippy toes.Reciprocate and all that jazz.
>>34660307>please choose your favorites>NO NOT LIKE THATthen why ask. stupid question
>>34660288A2-B3
>>34660307Not virtue signaling, I like twinks. That is my genuine opinion.
>>34660288M3BI'm already kind of at that
>>34660288I want D3 to lay on top of me
>>34660288I as a man would want to be any of 4A, 4B, 5A, or 5B
>>34660227Greasy, corn-fed Moid hands detected.
>>34660309uh no? the point of consent is that I want to do something, if you just pick me up then the chances are extremely high that I don't want to be picked up because I can't remember ever wanting to be picked up in my adult life acting like I want to be picked up doesn't change that
>>34660308
>>34660310C2 is one of the most disgusting bodies on there.
>>34660315Gross
>>34660319your (shit) opinion.
>>34660288>women are choosing twinks>in real life women nearly never choose twinksWhat causes this phenomenon that women just lie?
>>34660304Obviously you are my girlfriend in this scenario
>>34660316if youre jealous, just say so
>>34660322twinks are rare and someone's exact physical appearance is way down the line when it comes to what actually matters when choosing who to be in a relationship with
>>34660321Every non mentally ill person would agree with me.
>>34660288this scale is weird. My abs look like c3 but the rest doesn't
>>34660325>twinks are rareYou can literally just go outside and find a skinny dude, they’re everywhere.
>>34660317NTAStinky femcel.
>>34660293>>34660296We have great taste, sistahs.
>>34660323that doesn't change anything, in fact, that makes it worse since you're supposed to care about how something makes me feel
>>34660320Women don’t understand bodybuilding.
>>34660288As a man I am a 2B and intend on reaching 3A at some point
>>34660328twinks with a personality worth dating, read my whole post
>>34660333I dislike body builders shapes. Looks luke fat lumps sticking out.
>>34660330Stfu cunt.None of those Femanons want to be associated with you, not even the trannies.
>>34660326you would be shocked. a LOT of women aren't into fit guys and like a guy with a bit of a belly.
>>34660335Read the OP, regardless of personality
>>34660336why? does it give you ptsd of seeing your body in the mirror?
>>34660262>>34660324You're1: trying way too hard2: not fooling anyone
>>34660336Yeah just like I said, women don’t understand bodybuilding.
>>34660337How dare you insult femanons on the board.
>>34660338Right ok
>>34660339yeah but you dragged it into real life territory by yapping about how you see many girls irl date non-twinks, to which I said you have to consider more than someone's bf% irl when assessing why someone dates them
>>34660341not my fault men here are so unused to seeing a girl who truly loves men that you all think its bait/larp
>>34660288>women are lying againYeah Zyzz had a hard time getting girls as we all know…
>>34660346This is bait but I'll take it. Explain what there is to like about Ohio
>>34660346Nta shut the fuck up thx
>>34660315Friendly reminder that this is the aesthetic ideal for way more gay men than it is for straight women.And that’s okay but if you want that body type you have to come to terms with the fact you have slightly gay sensibilities when it comes to aesthetics.
>>34660348>fucking a bunch of drugged rave whores means normal sober women want to be in a relationship with guys that look the same as some indian steroid prostituteyou can't unironically be this retarded
>>34660349Are you deaf? She likes his fat. Why are you edging her off about this, you pervert!
>>34660351women will never admit to liking muscle
>>34660349his complexion, the right amount of body hair/ not too hairy, and obviously the actual width and shape of his arm & hand
>>34660348I googled it and he doesn't have a girlfriend or wife right now.
>>34660357kek
>>34660357>right now.*stiffled laughing*2011
>>34660355Sam way as you will never admit to liking cock
>Women, which of these body types do you like Also if you don't answer the way I want you to answer, I'll call you a liar or a gay man.
>>34660348It's kind of a psyop.The thing with that is you almost certainly don't want to date the girls who would get with zyzz.
>>34660351I can assure you that none of the men in those 4 squares have any issues attracting women.
>>34660355It's true. It's insane how they cope. I don't know why they do this.
>>34660361nooo I am not shallow
>>34660251Just shoot me>>34660269I like it>>34660288B3
>>34660354You're certainly one to talk
>>34660361It’s true though
>>34660368>Shut up biological woman, let me a biological man tell you what you really think
>>34660367Post your flabby stomach.
>>34660356>widthlol okay at least you admit it
I think a man having a good body just makes them insecure. With a flabby guy they can both be slobs and she doesn't have to put in any work nor worry about his eyes wandering.
>>34660372Post your flabby, uh, actually nevermind
It's kind of freeing to finally have put together a life that I'm mostly happy living. It would be nice to have a loving girlfriend or wife, but it feels a lot more like they're the ones missing out for hating me for no reason now than the other way around.
>>34660355My man has a body similar to 4B and it's honestly cringe. He wastes so much time and money on going to the gym and protein/creatine and I don't find him any more attractive than when he was 2A. In fact it gives me the ick that he puts so much effort into his looks, gives me gay guy that has his priorities all fucked up vibes. Now if he looked like that from working manual labor and not because he follows a workout routine, I'd feel entirely different about it.
>>34660374It doesIf he goes to the gym and I don't I feel some type of way about it I'm skinny but I don't work for it I just don't eat
>>34660317Stinky, Ashley.Huehuehue
GenderDo you have any experience with apps like Too Good To Go or Flashfood?
>>34660382f, yeah, I used it a couple of times but then I started to forget to pick things up you had to pre-order, so I stopped using it
>>34660371I just observe what women do and how it’s not congruent with what they say.
>>34660379Aesthetics and attraction aside, going from 2A to a Turkish oil wrestler build is mad impressive though
>>34660382MIdk what that is. Like doordash?
>>34660379That makes a lot sense
>>34660379Holy shit I hate women
>>34660382MNo, I have never heard of either of these. What is their general purpose
>>34660388Men, we keep fucking saying it. Guys that go to the gym only really look good to other guys, not to women.
>>34660384You mean you see different women have different preferences and your brain can't handle that it's possible for women to be into different body types.>>34660388>I hate women for not demanding that I be the muscular Chad that I think all women only want
>>34660382FNo I'm too rural to make use of stuff like that so I don't bother checking it out. Never even heard of those.
There’s a reason twinkothee chalamet is more widely loved than the rock
>>34660390She didn’t even say that. She said he looks good, she just doesn’t like it’s not effortless. Fucking god forbid a man have hobbies
>>34660379Women are hilarious. Fellas just don't listen to bitches. Don't get angry when they say stupid stuff because they simply can't help it. Aim to be the best man you can be for the sake of it. Don't let them fuck with you.
>>34660385Yeah, he's been going to the gym 4 times a week for almost a decade now. Which you know, impressive dedication, I can respect that, I guess I'd just be more impressed if he was dedicated to something that's not so vain.
>>34659960Woman: 70% buildup, more characterization, more detail on tertiary events like where they wentMan: unrealistic seduction, descriptions of characters lead with appearance and are very "one and done"
>>34660392She even admits that she likes his body, she just doesn’t like that he has to put effort in. That’s what I hate, women want everything but everything needs to be effortless
>>34660394Because the rock is ugly as fuck and timothee is a supermodel. If he had a normal body he'd have even more appeal.
>>34660394He's also more peggable than the rock. So there's that.
>>34660397>woman dates a man who has a hobby and loves his hobby>ew I hate his hobbyCunt? Should have thought about that before you decided to date him?
>>34660400You are so close to understanding
>>34660400NTAThe Rock isn't ugly, what the fuck are you smoking?
>>34660374utterly braindead take, what does someone even gain from lying about liking such things on an anonymous forum where actually getting a bf on here is out of the question? not to mention it has been admitted to be a fetish, which is something that a person has not by choice but rather by chance, its not an active decision to feel this way. the attraction to a larger man is as mandatory as it is for a straight man to be into a person who is a woman and not a man. >they can both be slobs and she doesn't have to put in any worki can’t speak for others but thats the opposite for me, thinking of lucking out w finally getting a fat bf pushes me harder to lose weight so the weight contrast between us is even greater>worry about his eyes wandering.yet again, just wrong, i have posted before about how i'd feel uncomfortable with my bf having female friends or him being anything less than a khhv simply out of jealousy, just cause society might view him as less doesn’t mean i do. youre a retard who clearly doesnt understand what he’s talking about, you should be embarrassed.
>>34660386>>34660389I haven't actually used Flashfood, I just keep getting suggested it by friends lately. Stores will box up things that they think aren't going to sell before they have to be taken off the shelves and thrown away, and you can buy them at a big discount - you just walk in and they have a counter for it, I guess. Stuff like pic related and big boxes of assorted produce seem pretty common. I installed it but haven't used it yet and was hoping for some opinions.
>>34660406>Blah blah blah blah Damn bitch shut up
>>34660392> You mean you see different women have different preferences and your brain can't handle that it's possible for women to be into different body types.When majority of women say A, but then you observe them actually doing B, then someone is not telling the truth
>>34660396This is just a gay guy wanting more man meat to ogle. Very disturbing
>>34660400NtaNo Chalamet's body is part of the appeal. Women who are threatened by muscles genuinely prefer guys like that. I feel like it's also a younger/inexperienced woman thing. Once you fuck a few and find out they're not that scary the ones with muscles are more appealing.
>>34660403He didn't have that hobby when we started dating and obviously I'm going to support him if that's what he wants to do. I'm just saying that if part of why he does that is that he thinks I like it, he's wrong and that I'd have preferred if he had invested that amount of dedication to something less superficial.
Here we go again.Women hating on Male celebs, and Men ogling and collage-spamming who is “hot vs not”.Has the world gone mad?
Where is the best place to find a medium-maintenance girl?
>>34660407Oh so it’s like going into the donut store before closing and getting the donuts for half price but turned into an app.Seems reasonable enough
>>34660412You’ve been dating him for over 10 years?What sort of hobby doesn’t count as superficial because all hobbies are superficial, if they aren’t, then that’s just a job.
Hoes are so mad
Outside
>>34660416I said my man, as in husband. I didn't say another hobby, but he could for example have gone to church instead.
>>34660413We’ve had a new influx of anons, we needed to recalibrate the thread
>>34660419nta but you’d hate him 10x as much if he went to church with the same fervor he does the gym
>>34660415Exactly. Too Good To Go seems to learn more into that with some local bakeries offering 'surprise bags' for a few bucks, while Flashfood is more meat, dairy, and produce.
>>34659301>>34659306Uhhhhhhh this feels very targeted.I could have a baby for a couple if some of my problems were resolved and I trusted them. But I have been spited by couples several times and it usually highlights reasons to split.
GenderIs it normal that I like to go on Facebook and look up old high school classmates and feel better about myself when I see what wrecks they've become?
My gym goals as a guy are to get to my strength goals on all the main lifts (they aren't too unreasonable), do a little bit of side volume work just to get some extra bicep and shoulder size if possible. And then just do 1, maybe 2 sessions per week to maintain while I use the foundational strength to do other physical things I enjoy or want to try, and also not be immobile in my old age.Is that unreasonable, femanons?
>>34660425>FacebookI’m not that old.
>>34660425That's what high school reunions used to be for. It's rude and meanspirited as fuck but probably also normal
>>34660425You have to move on, anon. I don't want to say it's not normal, but why do you even think about high school anymore?
>>34660425Usually it’s the reverse.But if those people wronged you in any way, I don’t see not.
>>34660425FYou're one to talk you still use Facebook
>>34660421Why would I? I appreciate the discipline but I'd prefer if he had cultivated a better sense of when to put what first. It's odd to see him choosing to go to the gym when someone in the family needs help moving or to buy more supplements when a friend is going through a very tough time financially. It just strikes me as obsessive and misplaced to some degree, especially when considering that it's all invested into liking what he sees in the mirror.
>>34660426Why are you asking for their approval. One's literally married to a gym guy despite saying she hates it.
Wat u think? The local bug cool guy is roasting me for being a onions cuckSo what i dont eat in the wild, at least my fuckin ancestors had arms! OhhhhhAnyways whats my rating girls
>>34660426So how much gym time total.
>>34660425MIs it normal that they are all better and happier than me
>>34660436Forgot pic
>>34660433>Looking better and getting stronger are... Bad actually Comedic at times
>>34660427FacebookICQMSN MessengerMySpaceHi5Angela HELLFIRE!
>>34660441Why are you fat and brown
>>34660442>Looking betterOnly in the eyes of other men
>>34660441*basedfaces meme*Fat-liking femanon!There!
>>34660432Okay, Hannah.We get it, you grew up when Taylor Swift became a thing.
>>34660447Sorry I've already found what I neededYou can have that one!
>>34660442NtaIt's bad when it cuts into the amount of attention I require to be paid to me to be happy and secure in a relationship.Think of the gym as another woman.
>>34660382MI haven't used it but fuck it sounds like a good idea right about now.
I don't even know why people here are pretending like you go to the gym. You're on 4chan.
>>34660450Wait do zoomers use Facebook? Or are you OLD old.
>>34660446Nah. Going to the gym used to be legit advice men and women gave for being more attractive. Nothing unattractive about being strong and well built. Only now they're denying it for some reason.
>>34660455>You're on 4chan.Bro, we have an entire wing for these people.>>>/fit/
>>34660433You fundamentally do not understand bodybuilding at all. It’s not simple vanity, it’s progression, it’s goal orientated, it’s body awareness, it’s a fascination with the biomechanical, the biochemical, there’s the philosophy of aesthetics and beauty, etc.How much progression can do you at church? You get baptised, then? You want to become the Pope or something? Just donate more money? Go on mission trips?
>>34660441a rare chocolate manon 7/10>>34660451bad larper! bad! go to timeout
>>34660452fat moid hands
>>34660452That's also cope. Most routines don't take up much time.
>>34660461Yeah but they're outliers.Post genders and most respectable lift so I can judge all of you.
>>34660452If you can’t handle a man going to the gym for 4 days a week, at max a total of maybe 10 hours, because those hours need to be dedicated to you, you have a problem.
>>34660464>fat moid handshot...
>>34660459As opposed to humerus, which evaporated into splinters having to support her massive fat body
>>34660462No, I understand it very well. That's why I said I appreciate the discipline. >How much progression can do you at church?Seems more like you do not understand devotion at all.
>>34660466MPull ups
>>34660461Nobody there lifts anymore
>>34660463Are you… turned on?Do you like curry?
>>34660470No you don’t understand it. He could be disciplined into chopping up roadkill, that’s not the same thing.> Seems more like you do not understand devotion at all.Answer the question.
>>34660464Skinnyfat foid handsIf he would rather spend 3 hours at the gym than hang out with me that makes me feel bad. It's not about the muscles it's about me being needy. And weird about food. If he's on a restrictive diet I'm going to...not do well. I need a guy who eats what he wants just not excessively huge portions of it.
>>34660466Farmer's carry
>>34660472This nigga retarded
>>34660472I assume that implied I also wanted to know the weight and reps of the exercise.
>>34660466MLifting weights
>>34660466F child carry x 9 mo
>>34660457NTAI will destroy you, zomette.
>>34660480It was not implied
>>34660477>I just want a man who eats what he wants>but not too muchI just can’t deal with women man, how you do genuinely write this out and then expect to be taken seriously?This is just the>I want a guy with muscles>but not too much, I don’t want a guy on steroids who lives in the gym>shows picture of a guy who definitely on steroids and lives in the gymWomen have zero fucking clue how their wants reflect within reality
>>34660465The average guy who goes for like 45 mins after work 3 times a week and doesn't restrict his diet isn't the guy I'm complaining about here.>>34660467Think about how much time couples actually have to spend together. Especially if they don't work the same shift. I think it makes more sense for a guy who goes to the gym to date a woman who goes to the gym instead of me.
A man who lifts a 1 pound weight 1000 times is more impressive than a man who lifts a 1000 pound weight once
>>34660477Nobody spends 3 hours at the gym
>>34660486U, too, stuttering Craig.
>>34660487If a man cannot have any hobbies, not even 10 hours a week at max, then you have a dependency problem.
I am so tired of being alone
>>34660485Nta but it was implied. That's what "post your lifts" means. It's like if he asked for your 0-60 and you told him V8. None of you fucks lift.
>>34660484Not very bright are you? I'm a millennial.>>34660486The last guy I dated had nice muscles and didn't go to the gym, and ate whatever the fuck he wanted just not over doing it with the calories. It's clearly possible. He would do like 6 pull ups every once in a while and get stretch marks it's insane how much easier it is for men to build muscle.
>>34660477>If he would rather spend 3 hours at the gymTrue, I'd rather spend 3 hours doing rigorous sex things like complete gooners.
>>34660488Kinda funny ngl
>>34660495Yeah but that’s not what he asked
>>34660494Get a pet.Reconnect with your friends/familyGet AI GF, and help poor old Elon Husk.
>>34660496> The last guy I dated had nice muscles and didn't go to the gym, and ate whatever the fuck he wanted just not over doing it with the calories. It's clearly possible. He would do like 6 pull ups every once in a while and get stretch marks it's insane how much easier it is for men to build muscle.Lady, that’s called steroids.
>>34660491I would like him to have a hobby I also have an interest in. We don't have to always do it together but I want the option. I'm not gonna go to the gym.And like I said, it makes me feel insecure because I don't go. I feel like he would prefer someone who also goes to the gym.
I would prefer a gf who worked out with me desu.
Working out legs is so sick guys.
>>34660496A stinky one, too (millennial).
i can last like 30 minutes in bed np
The penis keeps ignoring me
>>34660496>he just did 6 pull ups every now and thenlol, this guy was either lying to you or he worked heavy labor, proper wide grip pull-ups are very difficult, doing 6 in succession means that he was clearly training somehow, or he was on steroids
>>34660478The joke writes itself
>>34660509Smack it
>>34660504>I want a hobby we can do together>but it cant be gymListen to yourself
>>34660502Lmao no. I'm not gonna tell you what all his meds were but I can guarantee he wasn't using steroids. You're imagining far too many muscles. He has a low body fat percentage so his adonis belt looks really good and his arms/shoulders are nice but he doesn't have visible abs. It's not that hard to not overeat.
whats the difference between women and men?well for one, when i see a nigger bandit in the road, i dont start sucking on his fucking penis.
>>34660510Nta6 pull ups is not at all difficult you weak fuck. I'm sure he was lying to her though.
>>34660510>proper wide grip pull upsHe definitely wasn't doing thoseHe weighs like 135 pounds I don't think he's that hard for himself to lift.
>>34660501I should get a cat
>>34660516Buy you want to
>>34660514I also wouldn't date a guy who doesn't like hiking, or who's favorite hobby is video games. Or like, kites.
>>34660519>>34660515Oh so he was just a skinny fuck then. Nice muscles my ass.
>>34660520Sure.But there may be other low maintenance pets, too.But I really think you should consider reconnecting with family, too.
>>34660515No I’m not imagining anything. I use steroids, I know how they work. Take 1 a steroid doesn’t just turn you in Ronnie Coleman, they are dose dependent.He could easily be injecting 400-500mg of testosterone once a week. You cannot guarantee shit, it’s 1-2 injections a week. Theoretically with the right ester, it could be once a month. 500mg of testosterone a week without going to gym and just eating a reasonable diet, it’s going to help you naturally build and sustain a lot of muscle you wouldn’t otherwise have.
>>34660522>kitesOddly specific
>>34660523Careful anon, your gay sensibilities are showing again
>>34660523>Skinny fuck With good arms and crazy adonis belt definition. You guys are always telling us how much stronger men are by default I'm not hard to impress strength wise.
>>34660526JC, I don’t know why I repeated so many words.I am stupid.
>>34660521i channel that passion into my work. i investigate the whole niggas lifestyle. im a hunter. you're a poser.
>>34660517Okay, video of you doing 6 wide grip pull-ups with proper form now. Slow up and slow down.
>>34660526I can't with my parents. Maybe my sister but I think first I need to get away from them for some time
>>34660522Wow, you’re a baddie, and NOT in the good way.Into the ottoman you go.
>>34660519So he didn’t have any muscle, he was just low body fat.Fucking women, I swear>>34660531
>>34660528>Easily You're going to have to just trust me but no. This guy >>34660523 assessed correctly. What looks like nice muscles to a woman is a skinny fuck to you. >>34660529I'm staring at a painting of kites no hate to the kite or model railroad type men.
>>34660534The passion for nigger dick?
>>34660531>women cannot understand the difference between muscle definition and muscle massEverybody has an Adonis belt you retard
>>34660505>>34660508You don't have to thrust as fast as possible the whole time.
Most women would prefer someone with Alex Honnolds build than whichever gym bro influencer you wanna pick
>>34660539Enough to look like muscles. You know when they have super underdeveloped shoulders and look like aliens? Didn't have that problem. Functional strength and low bodyfat percentage is all that's needed to impress a woman.
>>34660531"Good arms" means absolutely nothing here since it's a subjective assessment coming from you. The Adonis belt shows if you're lean you don't need muscle for that. Unless he wss under 5'6 then yeah, he was just skinny, not much else.
>>34660545Yeah, he looks great.
I think the idea of having a pet tortoise you can pass down to your children and grandchildren like an heirloom is very romantic.Thoughts?Gender?
>>34660543The definition is the important part. What good are the muscles aesthetically if they're hidden under fat? But don't go crazy or you start to look ill.
>>34660537That’s a good move, too.You could also set up shop at a cafe, or library, etc. during peak times. It’s free.
>>34660545He is a psychopath also women like that I think
>>34660546You don’t know the definition of basic terminology, I don’t trust anything you say on anything about muscles
>>34660549They'll just end up at the pet shelter.
>>34660546"Functional strength" means nothing especially coming from a woman
>>34660550You can have definition at any size.
>>34660552You’re right but that wasn’t the point of the post.
HOTD Season 3 ep 1 was fucking garbage
>>34660545Yeah pretty much>>34660547A lot like these arms >>34660545. Less forearm mass though. And he's somewhere between 5'7 and 5'8.
Briefs on men need to be prohibited,
>>34660549If you say so, anon. You can't expect those children or grandchildren to hold them in the same regard though, and unlike something like china plates, I feel it's a bit unfair to a living thing to be in that situation.
>>34660554:(The weird mini kaiju is as much a part of the family as any of us
>>34660558>garbage is garbage *GASP*
>>34660550Bro, he didn't have muscles at all, he just had no fat.
what does piv feel like
>>34660558Does she show tits, I might watch if that’s the case (but probably just for the tits)
>>34660562No, they are boring af, so they are just extra work to care for with no entertainment value after one week of having them. You can't predict that people two generations down in your family will be willing to partake in such a bad deal.
>>34660559So, a bog standard middling physique but with smaller arms. Yeah, that about confirms it.
>>34660545He gets gi-*becomes household name and rich athlete Look! His girlfrie-*fades out of existence in immense pain
>woman are delusional and liarsNever trust anything they say
>>34660558Are there any Elves?> tee hee
>>34660545>Moids need to stop obsessing over bodybuilders>Instead they need to aim for the physique of this elite athleteI really wish women just had to try to accomplish a single thing in their entire life before saying shit like this.
>the roidoid has another epic meltdown maybe stop injecting that shit, you don't even look good
>>34660565MIt’s kinda like stepping into a warm shower?
>>34660553Gay>>34660555It means he can pick me up without grunting >>34660556Where did I disagree with this? My point is that how defined they are is more important than how big they are unless he's weirdly frail and malnourished. >>34660564>didn't have muscles at allYou still have them even if they're not big enough to see. If I look at my arm and then his arm, there are definitely muscles.>>34660569What else did you expect I literally told you guys he didn't go to the gym
>>34660573There's nothing exceptional about his physique
>>34660574>6’1”>White>30>dark blue eyes>brown hair, tidy, not balding>I would rate my exes as 8, 7, 7>athletic body>I take steroids (1.5/2.5/3/3.5)>I care about dressing well but alternative>I prefer being clean shaven or a few days of stubble>barritone-bass voice>stable white collar job, make ~100K a year>currently live with housemates but saving for a house>have my own car, paid off>3 long term girlfriends, 1 year, 3 years and 6 years from 16-30>very dominant and aggressive in sex>My dick is 6.7” length, 6” girth (99.5th percentile girth)>I don’t have friends (zero)>I don’t hate people but I find they just get in my way rather than add anything>If I am dating you, you are my only social outlet and I will take great interest in you>I have been told I come off as very confident/assertive despite being a very anxious/depressive person and I think it’s just my autism>clinically online tested IQ of 131, proof posted earlier in the thread> I talk to my mother once a month, other family on special occasions. So family doesn’t have a lot of value to me>I do want kids, I really want a daughter>I don’t drink, smoke, or do drugs. I don’t mind if you do as long as you don’t hurt yourself (I.e no habitual or high risk)>I had 3 homosexual encounters from 19-22 (I’m fully aware of my heterosexuality now)>I enjoy drawing, reading non-fiction (I am currently plowing through an archaeologically annotated version of the Bible), learning Japanese, I attend weekly singing lessons>Most of all I enjoy learning about new things and am very curious>Politically I am not a progressive or conservative, AI labels me a “paternalistic ethnocentric nationalist”>I am not religious. I like mainline Christians, dislike Muslims.>I think abortion should be legal up to 20 weeks>I am medicated for anxiety and depressionI do, actually, much better than (you)
>>34660577Wow, rude!
WomenOf the moids who posted hand pics, who would you let finger you
>>34660578One of these things came outta left field and hit me like an isekai truck
>>34660576> Where did I disagree with this? My point is that how defined they are is more important than how big they are unless he's weirdly frail and malnourished.No you dumb whore, you said you knew a guy who had nice muscles and didn’t care what he ate. But what you meant was you dated a twink who didn’t have nice muscles, he had low bodyfat, and not only didn’t care what he ate, he didn’t eat at all.Those are two totally different things.
>>34660576Basically you have no idea what you're talking about. And you have to shut the fuck up. Women are hilarious.
roid rage
>>34660578>5’6”>White>22>light blue eyes>blonde hair, down to my hips, wavy>I don't have any exes and am a virgin>masterfully sculpted fertile body>I use no birth control>I exclusively wear silk sun dresses but I always make sure to keep it modest >I trim my pubes but have no body hair otherwise >angelic voice>I have a pottery studio that comfortably pays my bills but I come from old money anyways, I just work to keep me busy until I become a mom >I alternate between living in my parent's chateaux in europe, the mountain cabin and the yacht>I drive a mercedes that was my grandpa's >I don't have any sexual fantasies but I'd be more than happy to experiment and be adventurous in bed with the right man >innie >I have a couple of female friends, but the position of best friend is still vacant (for my future husband ofc) >I'm introverted but when I feel comfortable around someone, I can thaw up and become more confident >If I am dating you, you are my most treasured social outlet and I will take great interest in you>I have been told I come off as humble and graceful >I never took an IQ test but I had a whole army of private tutors during my school years that made sure I always had top grades > I'm very close to my family, they mean the world to me >I do want kids, the more the better >I don’t drink, smoke, or do drugs. I would prefer if you don't either, but I'm sure we could figure things out >I'm 100% straight, but I'd be willing to experiment with lesbian encounters in a ffm threesome if and only if that's something you'd enjoy >I enjoy drawing, writing poetry, reading scripture, I attend weekly singing, ballet and violin lessons>Most of all I enjoy learning about new things and am very curious>I'm not political, I think it's pointless to concern myself with things I have no power over anyways >I am catholic>I think abortion should be illegal>I've never had to seek psychological or psychiatric help, thanks mom and dad
>>34660578Okay, Rocko.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtoTswUj-6k&list=RDKtoTswUj-6k&start_radio=1
>>34660578>that anon nailed that it was the roidtardHilarious
>>34660582They are nice muscles. In my opinion. Don't get your panties in a twist over it.>>34660583Still gay.
>>34660580but only 3 anons posted hands ittunless some generous brave anon wants to bump that number up..
>>34660591Their loss, they aren't in the running
>>34660580I didn't look at them when they were posted and I'm not going hunting for them now
>>34660593here u go>>34660441>>34660209 >>34660154>>34660103
>>34660580
>>34660574I've never done steroids >>34660590Haha you're le gay. Beat a dead horse all you want it doesn't change anything. Women are still and always retarded.
>>3466059403, zero com
>>34660590When you are describing things to other people who don’t share your personal context, you are meant to describe things in relatively objective or just more universally understandable terms. You fucking autistic bitch.
Females, thoughts on this video?
>>34660595he has very nice nails i will admit
>>34660598nta but what does zero com mean?
>pokemon cards
>>34660602NTA alsoCompetition
>>34660602I think zero competition
>>34660595Isn't he 5'5?
>>346605942 of these are the same person and only one isn't fat>>34660599>universally understandable What do you want me to do call him up and ask him to measure his biceps for you? I was using the subjective "nice" the whole time if you assumed instead of asking clarifying questions that's on you lol.
>>34660600Stop spamming that.We get it, you need 3D pixels to feel like a Man.Even the gym guys here aren’t as nuts as you,
>>34660606She wants to peg him
>>34660601I like his hand tendons and light arm fuzz too. Neatly rounded nails. <3
>>34660594Not 441, idk what's going on with his thumb
>>34660607yea thats why i tagged those two posts on the same line and previously said >3 anons>only one isnt fatone too many
Why are white women generally so arrogant and stupid?
>>34660606Put him in my bra.
>>34660606Yeah, which means I can crush his skull in easily :)
>>34660607When using the word nice, it assumes that the muscle is nicely developed. You described an undeveloped muscle.
>>34660614Because the world is literally built to placate them and when they age the entitlement has long been baked in
>>34660614beauty stat is too op on them
>>34660617Nice assumes aesthetically pleasingYou assumed a size
>>34660613chub chaser
>>34660619What does that mean?
>>34659511If she kills herself im killing myself too
How do I convince my sis to dress like this?
>>34659055i want to find a gf using social media but every girl on every social platform has several thousand followers just for being a girl and the ones that don't are either underage or actively concealing their gender so it's like ok.women are supposedly 50% of the population but the ratio of followers on twitter is like every woman has 2k-5k followers while most guys have 20 it just makes no sense, the math doesn't compute even when u account for women using the internet less than men etc the numbers don't add up.supposedly there's lonely women too but i exist and i'm lonely and they won't date me so it's like ok we're doing this... like what the fuck is going on? i am not ugly nor excessively uncouth so i dont know what is happening why have i just been alone for 29 years i'm experiencing a level of romantic frustration that i didn't know existed. everything just sucks and i'm about to lose my last sliver of hope.
>>34659575Too fat
>>34660621lol u have no idea
>>34660625That water bottle holder thing would be incredibly annoying irl
>>346606261 iq poster
>>34660630on what basis
>>34660626>Why when searching through strangers on social media apps do I only get shown semi-popular accounts instead of random nobodies with 80 followers?
>>34660620Nope. Developed does not necessarily mean size, you fucking retard.
>>34660634Yes it does. They get bigger when they develop. Which his were not.
>>34660633but i see male accounts with double digit followers it's just the female ones that never have less than 500
>>34660634You said it wasn't definition either.If it's not size, and it's not definition, then what's left to visually critique? Make it make sense. Are you mad because you wasted time roiding or are you fat?
>>34660632There's a lot of shit wrong with your post but why are you assuming the follow counts should be equal. Gajillions of men simp for one woman and women don't do the same, yeah what's how the world works. I thought you were like 21 or some shit how do you get to 29 like this.
My fever is finally going down
It’s too peaceful around here
it blows the mind but a single young woman is actually worth easily more than 5 mil. there are young millionaires running around that cant get one.
>>34660634>>34660639"Nice" is a meaningless subjective word which is why I discarded it immediately and why you should too. Don't get hung up on semantics you ape.
>>34660643And there are young men who are broke who can.Strange, that.
>>34660646yeah they're having experiences upwards of 100,000 dollars thats how much one of those rich guys would pay for young pretty white pussy.
>>34660642Start some shit
I think I'm worth about $8 and some leftover food you brought me from a work event
Any femanons who look like >>>/gif/30824380 lmk
>>34660649Hey
>>34660648Kittenposter and bv are off I think that’s where my expertise lies.
The moon is so beautiful :)
>>34660650Whys he wearing a t-shirt if he’s having sex, is that normal?
>>34660653It's lookin pretty nice from where I am too
>>34660640spare me bro you're so presumptuous... yea i had no idea people simp for women more than men... thanks for telling me... guess what i'm human i experience this thing called exasperation, which entails asking mostly rhetorical questions about the inconvenient facts of life... that doesn't mean i'm not aware of them... i knew someone would reply this way because it's a normgroid way of thinking but still you're just being such a nigger when you bash on the 'logic' of a post mostly made out of frustration and temperament
>>34660653Is that a real thing Japanese people do or is that just a meme
>>34660636>>34660639No because muscle develops in three different ways myofibrillar (density of muscle fibre), sarcoplasmic (size of muscle cell membranes), and mitochondrial (muscle endurance).
>>34660658Ok but visually only one of those matters
Is it true that ageing affects women harder than men? Reading these plebbit posts is making me depressed for women.
>>34660648I tried by asking >>34660580No fight started :( Maybe the dudes will think twice before posting hands again I guess
>>34660655Nice :D>>34660657Idk
I wish i had a nice foid to take care of me while im sick :(
>>34660660I guarantee this is some sort of projection response because you as a man are more invisible forever than they are at 50. It’s like a poor person feeling bad for a millionaire who lost his fortune. Don’t worry about the leftovers
>>34660660>gooner problemslololo, JH will off herself the day she turns 40
i hate white people u always be makin fun of them then they like dominate the party with their cool white vibes.
>>34660660That can't be real I'd say "good riddance" to 95% of the times I've been hit on but maybe I'm just ugly or look vulnerable or something.
>>34660668>JHWho?
>>34660600Characters in games and it somehow makes man not want to play
>>34660672Lurkmoar newfag (or dig around the archives)
>>34660657Shut up, weirdo.The Moon is public property.
I think i'll have a smoke
>>34660676Thank you
>>34660672A smexy mamacita!
>>34660653I stole the moon.
>>34660674Nah, I'm not a literal incel like you who sits here all day.
>>34660680It's not actually made of cheese.
>>34660681It takes less effort to find the answer yourself, you know. Although that might not be true, you sound brown
Men on a scale of 1 to 10 how irritating would it be if your girlfriend purposely mispronounced words often like saying reglear instead of regular?
How do you gently break up with a man
>>34660680Why would you do that? :(
>>34660682Yes it is made of moon cake.
>>34660677No, thank YOU
>>34660661Idk how that'd start a fight
>>34660686To give it to >him. :)
>>34660684Probably a 5, I’d live with it and point it out after a couple errors and if she doesn’t fix it I’ll just bite my tongue
>>34660685Tell him he can still hit for a month but you’re pursuing other men. I knew a guy who unironically told me this like it was a win. So…
>>346606842/10She’d have to do a lot worse to phase me.
>>34660684i would go completely insane 10/10
Fat fetishist is the sexiest anon here
>>34660692Well were you getting laid in that month or not
>>34660695Trip on ohio
>>34660695Architechette…
Sex just isnt fun for me. Im guessing after marriage like the second time ur just done with sex with your partner. Its just not fun after the fifth time i got bored. Physical stuff is cooler like driving farming fighting
>>34660684I do that all the time
>>34660691>>34660694What about it bothers you? She knows it's not right she's doing it intentionally.
>>34660684I do this
>>34660699You can do that all at once in some video games.Amazing, innit?
She keeps sending hearts, im sure it means nothing
>>34660685Just tell him sorry I don't think this can work out. Make it quick to keep it clean don't drag it out.
>>34660702Like… smol and angy?
>>34660696I had to explain that your woman leaving you to fuck another guy she picked out was not a good thing. It happened because of excessive aura loss in a short period for him. Early redpill because we were all lib in that group, the girl being almost obnoxiously so
>>34660700>>34660702You get it. What are your favorite words to butcher?
>>34660707Yep. Society is doomed.
I havent had chicken nuggies in a while
>>34660701>91Oh I missed the part where it’s intentional, that’s fine. I was thinking more in line like my buddy that says theater instead of theater
>>34660706Not them butNot exactly. Another one I do is debris. I say it like it's spelled not how you're supposed to say it because I think it's funny.
>>34660699Anon, sex IS physical stuff.
>>34660710Chicken TendiesChicken FingiesDinosaur shaped.
>>34660684Eight.
>>34660711I get it my mom says "suppose to" and it's grating but her calling McDonald's mcnaldo's is fine, good even.
Is she lying? How does someone as cute as her be single at that age?
>>34660717Western vs Eastern beauty standards
:3÷÷÷÷÷(
>>34660717chads paired off with top tier stacies and had kids by thenonly thing left for them is the ocean of uggos that she would rather die than touch, very brutal but common sadly.
>>34660708There's this band they're called kyuss. And it's pronounced kai-uss but I've always pronounces it k-yuss and I will continue to do that Among the other words I pronounce wrong Southern as sow-thernBury and burryTrough as trau
>>34660719What is going on in this emoji
>>34660685I don't think that's possible, unless he's ready to break up with you.You could always make him want to break up with you but I would call that gentle.
>>34660717>Living in Korea I'd have trouble overcoming that too prayers out
>>34660721trau is a fun one I like that
>>34660717You haven't met women like this. They aren't just cute and fun girls. They are fucking MISERABLE to be around. They hate themselves for not getting married at 20, and they hate you for being the person she's settling with.
>>34660711>theater>theaterWhat?
>8:00 AMonly thieves and prostitutes are sleeping right now
>>34660726I also say vineyard as two wordsVine yard vines
>>34660729Its 23:11 for me
>>34660728Interior crocodile alligator
>>34660727Don't assume things about her.
>>34660728You gotta hear it to know what I mean but I’m not gonna post a voca
>>34660732So only thieves and prostitutes are not sleeping
>>34660729And some people who work second shift lol>>34660730Oh very good
>>34660733Oh. You did an awful job of communicating that in your previous post.
>>34660738I'm not op but it should have been obvious. There's really only two ways to say it
>>34660736Im not a prostitute
>>34660729Euro detected.
>>34660729I did say I stole. So here I am.
>>34660728NtaWell there's theater and theatre, but I suspect the guy was saying theAtre
I've never stolen anything in my life
>>34660735Are Vs not allowed?
>>34660744If you saved a pic from 4chan, that’s stealing, brah!Also, checking out women in public.
>>34660743Oh shit you get it, hit the nail on the head>>34660745 I’m just lazy
>>34660744What about my heart
>>34660733Can’t believe this slipped my mind when anon asked for an explanation
>>34660747Oh come on that doesnt countAnd i never check women out because im too shy for that>>34660749That was an accident
>>34660748>hit the nail on the headAmazing thank you for the validation lol
I just wanna let you know that I worked on my project tonight and while it's nothing too special, I'm pretty happy with how it's turning out for my first time doing this kinda thing.
>>34660755Good job, Anon.Legit.I am glad that part of my life is over.Never. Again.
>>34660755What project?
https://voca.ro/1fLnvqEoHu4B
And now, I take the crown of ATOGA for myself.You stupid, sleeping fools!
>>34660717Single, rich and able to date literally anyone she wants. A heavy burden to bear.
>>34660768*bonk*
>>34660717Am I supposed to feel bad for her? She's at least partially to blame
>>34660759Thanks anon.Hopefully not the part of your life where you work on projects you enjoy.>>34660760Don't make fun of me, but I'm a small time streamer (just for fun) and I'm working on overhauling my overlay. I made a static placeholder one a while ago and never went back and finished it the way I wanted to, so now I'm back to working on what I originally wanted.The overall theme of the overlay is that the layout is like a rustic wooden game box, think sort of like the physical jumanji game, organized into a few sections.But the idea was to build the box in 3d and have a project set up to render out different animations of it closing, or with different messages like 'Starting Soon' or whatever and I could easily add to or change things to render out different transition animations and it would all stay consistent.I know how to 3d model assets, but animations and more properly organized/pipelined projects like this are new to me, but now the core of the project is all setup and working (with placeholders, but doing the modeling/texturing wasn't really in question).
I've bought 4 white monsters yesterday
>>34660778Ha fucking retard, this bitch is a small time streamer (just for fun) and she’s working on overhauling her overlay. She made a static placeholder one a while ago and never went back and finished it the way she wanted to, so now she’s back to working on what she originally wanted.The overall theme of the overlay is that the layout is like a rustic wooden game box, think sort of like the physical jumanji game, organized into a few sections.But the idea was to build the box in 3d and have a project set up to render out different animations of it closing, or with different messages like 'Starting Soon' or whatever and she could easily add to or change things to render out different transition animations and it would all stay consistent.She knows how to 3d model assets, but animations and more properly organized/pipelined projects like this are new to her, (dumb bitch) but now the core of the project is all setup and working (with placeholders, but doing the modeling/texturing wasn't really in question). What a fucking retard. lol.
>>34660778That’s cool.You’re bettering yourself and your channel. Can’t fault you at all.
Men, did you clean your clarinete?
>>34660786
>>34660788Not how you spell that, pigger
>>34660790I triple checked and you're dumb.
>>34660792I guess retards don’t stop being retarded when they proofread.
Does she mean the instrument. What's she trying to oink out.
>>34660778>just for funAny female streamer automatically gets 100 concurrent viewers so it's not just for fun
Men, did you ever get stitches?
>>34660794Clarinete is clarinet in Spanish maybe the brown cum has passed the blood brain barrier
Men, have you ever broken a bone?
>>34660798I get a stitch in my side whenever someone posts the pic of that fat oinker
>>34660788>>34660792>>34660798>>34660801Shut up, bitch.
>>34660803More of a sow. Just cuz she fucks dogs don't mean she is one
Men, why are you so cringe?
>>34660795Noooo, I'm an art streamer, and I only get like very low double digits, sometimes mid double digits if I get lucky with a raid or 2. When a tourist normal-streamer happens to stream in the category I do they usually dominate the stream numbers even if they're like mid-low tier normal egirl streamer or whatever.The community I'm in is so small and niche that a lot of the streamers just kind of watch and support each other, so I've made a couple of friends doing it via that.
Men, what are you like as a boyfriend?
>>34660809I am going to watch you
Men, what's something you want femanon to whisper in your ear?
Haha that was the quickest crash out I’ve seen yet
Men, how would you describe yourself in three words?
>>34660817Gay ass nigger
Do you think if we chopped off atoga moid's tiny disgusting piece of shit penis he would even notice. Or would he like it?
>>34660801Only once.When I was a kid (7) I was playing outside with the other kids from the apartment complex and one of them (12) was learning judo. I thought that was cool as fuck so I asked him to show me some moves. He was excited to show off. Me being a dumb kid, didn’t know how to properly break my fall, I thought that the best way to do that would be trying to stop it with my hands. Ended up breaking my left wrist. To this day If I flap my hand I can make it click.
>>34660817Big Dick yes
>>34660820Crunchy mmmm
>>34660819>6’1”>White>30>dark blue eyes>brown hair, tidy, not balding>I would rate my exes as 8, 7, 7>athletic body>I take steroids (1.5/2.5/3/3.5)>I care about dressing well but alternative>I prefer being clean shaven or a few days of stubble>barritone-bass voice>stable white collar job, make ~100K a year>currently live with housemates but saving for a house>have my own car, paid off>3 long term girlfriends, 1 year, 3 years and 6 years from 16-30>very dominant and aggressive in sex>My dick is 6.7” length, 6” girth (99.5th percentile girth)>I don’t have friends (zero)>I don’t hate people but I find they just get in my way rather than add anything>If I am dating you, you are my only social outlet and I will take great interest in you>I have been told I come off as very confident/assertive despite being a very anxious/depressive person and I think it’s just my autism>clinically online tested IQ of 131, proof posted earlier in the thread> I talk to my mother once a month, other family on special occasions. So family doesn’t have a lot of value to me>I do want kids, I really want a daughter>I don’t drink, smoke, or do drugs. I don’t mind if you do as long as you don’t hurt yourself (I.e no habitual or high risk)>I had 3 homosexual encounters from 19-22 (I’m fully aware of my heterosexuality now)>I enjoy drawing, reading non-fiction (I am currently plowing through an archaeologically annotated version of the Bible), learning Japanese, I attend weekly singing lessons>Most of all I enjoy learning about new things and am very curious>Politically I am not a progressive or conservative, AI labels me a “paternalistic ethnocentric nationalist”>I am not religious. I like mainline Christians, dislike Muslims.>I think abortion should be legal up to 20 weeks>I am medicated for anxiety and depressionIt’s pretty big, sporting 99.5th percentile girth. You’d need a rotary saw at least to get through it
Men, if you could switch bodies with the president or the VP, which one?
>>34660817Regular ass dude.
>>34660819My penis is big though
>>34660820Yikes. I remember when I was like 13 I was chasing my brother down this hill and the grass was wet. And I slipped and landed on my arm and my whole forearm was bent at a 40 degree angle I was screaming like hell. And to this day my forearm has a slight bend, you can feel the hump in my ulna.
Men, is a hotdog a sandwich?
>>34660826Nice creative writing
Femanon, is cereal a soup?
There's a certain femanon that I'd like to hear whisper to me.
Question for women:What is it like for you to read a book or see a movie without any prominent female characters? Does it feel boring, alienating, or hard to relate to?NB: I'm asking about your subjective experience, not whether you think it's morally/politically "justified" to create media like that.
>>34660809You would get more viewers by multistreaming on Kick (do the contract too so you can get extra money for alt tabbing and watching fruits move around on the Stake website) and on OnlyFans.
>>34660832Jesus Christ brother, that’s way worse than what happened to me. I just smashed up some of those stupid little wrist bones meanwhile your forearm got fucked.Post the bend tho, you’re free to say no
>>34660835obviously, with milk. Dry isnt soup ofc>hotdogs are sandwiches too
>>34660809You’re an e-grill?
>>34660841It feels like watching stickfigures because I know you're not going to focous on drama when men aren't supposed to have emotions with each other unless it's gay.
Milf cereal is not too bad
Is there such a thing as an e-boy?
Genders, what makes you feel confident?
>>34660846I can't trust your judgment after that stupid "It's only a photo if it's printed out, otherwise it's a pic" opinion.
>>34660846https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0TpoNbMsa8&list=RDH0TpoNbMsa8&start_radio=1
>>34660850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQTFjfcbbS8
Genders, what isn't real that you desperarely wish was?
>>34660826Would I be of interest to you? Disc?>5’6”>White>22>light blue eyes (A-17)>PSL score 7.8 (top 1%)>blonde hair, down to my hips, wavy>I don't have any exes and am a virgin>masterfully sculpted fertile body>I use no birth control and look out my window wistfully instead when I ovulate instead of reading AO3 >I love sun dresses but I always make sure to keep it modest >I'd happily groom my body hair according to your preferences >buttery angelic voice>I have a pottery studio that comfortably pays my bills but I come from old money anyways>I alternate between living in my parent's chateaux in europe, the mountain cabin and the yacht>I drive an old grosser Mercedes that was my grandfather's >I don't have any sexual fantasies but I'd be more than happy to experiment and be adventurous in bed with the right man, I look forward to being trained properly >innie (not pierced)>I have a couple of female friends, but the position of best friend is still vacant (for my future husband ofc) >I'm introverted but when I feel comfortable around someone, I can thaw up and become more confident >If I am dating you, you are my most treasured social outlet>I have been told I come off as humble and graceful >I had a whole army of private tutors during my school years > I'm very close to my family>I do want kids, the more the better >I don’t do drugs. I would prefer if you don't either>I'm 100% straight, but I'd be willing to experiment with an ffm threesome or cuckoldry if and that's something you'd enjoy >I enjoy drawing, writing poetry, reading scripture, I attend weekly singing, ballet and violin lessons>Most of all I enjoy learning about new things and am very curious>I'm not political, I don’t concern myself with things I have no power over>I am catholic and watch America First and Whatever podcast live>I think abortion should be illegal >I do not believe in marital rape>I've never had to seek psychological or psychiatric help
>>34660856What’s your eye color?
Genders, which is more important:Love or Money?
This exchange feels oddly reminiscent of that one game dev schizo that came to these threads to manifest his red headed 3d artist gf
>>34660854i am very particular about words, always have been>>34660852yes grandpa there are e-boys
>>34660863https://youtu.be/qAS5CyuZ94o?is=mzqFVtYuL5NLlMaLI was just listening to that. Btw “a girl like you” made my likes on YT
>>34660864The beauty of it is that you can tell they are written by a man and a woman respectively
>>34660863MIf you want to feel fulfilled, loveIf you don’t want to be homeless and hungry, money
>>34660866Dont call me grandpa >:(
>>34660872I see nothing wrong with this statement of fact
>>34660876*fat fetish gayanon
>>34660872This makes me think otherwise actually.Why did you need to afirm the genders?
>>34660862bloo
>>34660877Do you know the story of these?
>>34660878Im NOT the fat fetish anon and im not gay
>>34660883It’s been hard to avoid 136iq anon but I really did think the femanon was a made up character
>>34660881You’re so fine I wanna get lost in your skin folds perfect cum slut
>>34660863FMoney. Gives you all the opportunities for a better quality of life. Which makes it much easier to find love.
>>34660857FFlying cars from Bladerunner. We are at the start of living in our dystopian future, but we didn’t get any of the cool shit
>>34660866>i am very particular about words, always have beenThat's not a virtue when you use them incorrectly.
*rapes you* >:3
>>34660881The most sexual eye color.
>>34660885131 iq was an actual thing a guy wrote out and I slightly altered. Mostly to add context, his lifts, his penis size was originally 7 but he corrected himself so i changed that. I only added one thing which is obvious. And then some femanon made the girl version which was I think the exact character limit so I had to edit it down to put in “groyper”, “marital rape” , and enough space for a tagline so I can pretend to fit it into conversations>>34660879Good work gumshoe
>>34660890Think about how irresponsible the average diver is.
>>34660845It just bows out to the left a little it's hard to notice if you aren't looking, I've just had it since forever. Also took years before my wrist could twist all the way again and I swear it changed the layout of my veins.
>>34660894The added bit to 131iq anon was brilliant, made me hurt from laughing the first time.
>>34660895I think if they had more space to fuck off, maybe the dumber ones would die faster.
>>34660881>you’re hanging with your cute stalker bf>hes playing with your loose belly skin, folding it, holding it up to the light etc>you’re look up at the stars while he plays>some time passes he’s getting very involved with your kangaroo pouch belly>he pulls it up revealing an origami swastika made out of your loose skinWhat do?
>>34660894>>34660899I tuned the wall of text out after a while but it did finally catch my eye eventually, I was like when did he slip that in there
How do I tighten up my asshole? I've never done anal or put anything up it before but its pretty loose and I keep micro-sharting, I didn't even know this was a thing.
>>34660899Thx mate
I wish he grabbed my neck with those big hands.
>>34660904Bro.... you can't tighten anything but the sphincter.
I'm pretty sure his ohp was only 1pl8 too
>>34660907Did you die?
>>34660908I'm talking about the outermost part. It's slightly open when it should be fully shut
Women how squishy are your arms?
i tried to goon with a chatbot but the scenario unfolded to a point where i felt sad for the character and it killed my horniness and i couldnt jerk off anymoreis this a common outcome
>>34660912Maybe like 1 cup of flab right above my armpit. I'm getting hard.
>>34660914What happened to the character
Ugh having a big cock is kind of annoying
>>34660919it was a femdom thing where a government matriarchy in the future uses excess males as live-in pets for women the government approves of its supposed to be a super dominant and controlling lady but i got it to a point where it revealed it had a sad life with no love from anyone and she only signed up for the program to force someone to need to live with her and be dependent on her so she wouldnt need to risk feeling betrayed or mistreated like her family and loved ones had, then it broke down and sobbed while hitting itself in the face and i said "damn this is too heavy for me I just wanted to goon" so i closed the tab and went to lay down in bed
>>34660924Sounds like what one of our femanons would do if they were in that scenario so I give the chatbot 10/10 for accuracy
omg i love the feel of alcohol
>>34660927>>34660902
>>34660927Slutty Armpit Pics!
>>34660927Rape
>>34660927Whatcha drinking kitten poster
>>34660924And men dream of the inverse, but with robot chicks?
>>34660927Looks like your lovequest for a girlfriendless boy hasn’t gone too well, huh. How was the bar anyway you’re not posting from there are u
https://voca.ro/1ZfLMdpmxIXS
Right. She's >>34660927 preparing to get drunk, flirty and bouncy with men.
I love strangling myself
>>34660942the baby is waking up if you talk normally.
>>34660942that's spookystop it
>>34660942You actually have a good voice
>>34660934soju, mango flavor>>34660939i dudnt go im back home sleeping
>>34660949https://voca.ro/1fQlztR2Whcj
>>34660951>sojuNice, I approve
>>34660951Clearly not sleeping.
>>34660951>>34660930
Tfw no fairy gf :(
I bought this instead of sending monthly money to my mom. Did I make a good choice?
>>34660964You pay your mom?
>>34660964Her front clasp bra is broken. I think you could have gotten a discount. You got ripped off.
Moids, would you?
>>34660967No, I just donate 1/4 of monthly earnings to her as a sign of respect (1000 pounds). The figure itself didn't cost that much, but I bought some other nerdy things also that totaled that amount.
>>34660969Id be looking like Saddam Husein up in that bitch
>>34660970so you didn't pay your rent to live in her basement and blew it on bullshit instead?
>>34660969Fuck I really want to be 15 feet tall.
>>34660974>trade boysmell for girlsmell?Trade how
I have this intense extremly vivid dreams with tons of detail, insane architecture and dreamlike scenarios. When I wake up I am exhausted and my life seems boring af. So I sleep a lot. What is wrong with my brain?
>>34660972I live with a close friend in a posh apartment in Reading, so no. How much do you make?
>>34660977anxiety, preventing you from going into deep sleep
>>34660979Oh ok, thank you.
>>34660978I live in a house in a rural village. 4k. I also don't own any gooner figurines.
>figurine baiter anon is BritishChecks out
>>34660969Yes please also if im taller than 172 does that mean im not human?
>>34660977My life seems so boring and I feel so numb. I start work next week and it basically consists on having 10 hours of free time. What should I get into to make the time pass faster?
>>34660977It’s telling ya to smoke some ganja
>>>/b/950770306This true?
>>34660987I don't do drugs and I won't do drugs until I am like 80yo.
>>34660977Same
>>34660982>>34660983 (samefag)>rural villageInteresting, that's how you turned out inbred.>4K4k rupees? In any case, I make more than you.>GoonerNot sure how this qualifies as "gooner", but I guess if you watch porn all day whilst earning 4k rupees a month in your rural village in India, you start seeing everything as sexual due to your learned depravity.
>>34660996>draughting tableWhat
>>34661000hit a nerve, huh?
>>34661000This nigger so retarded </3You're speaking to Swiss bruv she larps as some trad villager but lives off gibs
>>34661002I must have, since you started getting aggressively insecure the moment I mentioned how much I make. It's okay to be poor. Dw
>>34661008is this entj?
Why are the majority of men attracted to younger women?
>>34661009Obviously not
>>34661011smells like it
>>34661010They're hot
>>34661009Who? Your Indian bf? Again, why did you become insecure over how much I make?
>>34661010Im not, they are attracted to me
>>34660990>having a little human pop open your nipple like a wax soda feels goodi dont think soanyways who wants to see a scan of my milk ducts
>>34661011>>34661012>>34661009Why are you samefagging again? Why are living on 4k rupees a month in a rural village?
>>34661016post it
>>34661012Whoever randomly brought up “rupees” is sus. I haven’t followed this argument super closely tho nta
>Welfare addicted foid living on 4k rupees a month in a backwater villageImagine being this pathetic
>>34661016>>34660959
>>34661010fertility
>>34661023ketchup ice cream and coffee chicken
>tries to samefag to save face>meanwhile, it's still poor, ugly and living in a shithole>probably ban evading>Got instantly riled up because I make more than it will ever make in a lifetimeKek. Thanks for admitting defeat
>>34661010Almost like the male body knows who will birth non autistic children (or you’ll end up one of these >>34661016)
Bot thread you guys will really fight over anything. It's not even about the vinyl figure anymore.
Im in the mood for some cream pie
>>34661028Never was
>>34661026Nobody here lives a respectable life, that's why they are on atoga in the first place. Still, there are levels to patheticness.
How do I find women to meet?
>>34661027what is that supposed to mean
>>34661029You won't get any as long as you live on welfare in India.
>>34661029>what my bf says everytime I ask him where he wants to finish
>>34661016how about before their teeth come in?
>>34661036Malest hands
>>34661033Nothing keep playing with your legos dear
>>34660969
>>34661039oh i love legos
>>34661038There should be a bingo board of "Responses to Hornyposting", and that should be the free-space in the middle. Someone make it.
>>34661045it's not funny if it's true
Its so vindicating to see that STICC is finally going into fashion for women
>>34661050Big asses need to stay popular until I'm too old to be fashionable anyways.
>>34661051you're too old already JH
Have you guys paid your rentboy this month?
>>34661052Where's the age cut off, in your opinion? It must not have to do with looks.>>34661053I don't pay rent.
>>34661053He’s too pretty I started giving him simp bucks for free
>>34661055You don't help pay the mortgage with your bf and gf? That's wild, ngl.
>>34661055>Where's the age cut off, in your opinion?like 30for your entire life big asses were in fashion, what the fuck have you been doing not taking advantage of itDont hate the STICC, look inward, blame yourself
FoidsIf your boyfriend watches porn, is that a deal breaker?
>>34661060yes
>>34661061Why?
notice how rape isnt on the listwomen explain yourselves
>>34661062gross
>>34661063Yeah but what are the most attractive hobbies?
>>34661064So, would you then promise to meet all his sexual needs if you're going to deprive of him sexual stimulus?
>>34661065
>>34661067I must be the most desirable man aliveI do all of those
>>34661067Those are traits, not hobbies.
>>34661066no, I wouldn't date someone that's a slave to his imaginary sexual needs
>>34661071Oh you're retarded, carry on.
>>34661069yes>>34661070spoken like a real amateur
>>34661057To be honest, I wouldn't mind contributing more to the household than just housework.>>34661058I feel like big butts weren't as popular as they are today until after I graduated highschool.>>34661060No, but it depends on how pirn consumption affects his life and relationships.
What does it mean if a woman is clingy af but isn't interested beyond very casual friendship.We are both in relationships. She constantly texts me and just wants to talk, but never wants to actually hang out or do anything. Its really weird and honestly kind of unsettling. I genuinely don't know what she's angling toward
>>34661078she just wants to make very sure her bf is aware at all times that she has "options" and that he has no control over her
>>34661077>I feel like big butts weren't as popular as they are today until after I graduated highschool.that still left you with almost 10 years of fertility and youth (I dont know what ages you go to each school in america).wasted it
>>34661081I think I'm still fashionable and attractive, regardless of my age. I'll wait until someone who has actually seen me comments otherwise.
>>34661065Here's the real list.
>>34661084>archery >blacksmithing I don't think I find those attractive, but I've also never lived in a fucking medieval village.
>>34661083you already posted yourself on 4chan before tho
>>34661016Hell yeah, you’d be the second femanon to post their milk ducts
>>34661084fixed>>34661085archery develops the back, arms and forearms so its probably thatt.ex-archer
>>34661086I was a lot younger back then, so I don't see what that has to do with a conversation concerning age and beauty.I got mostly compliments then, by the way. Assuming you ignore the explicit racism of course.
>>34661089>archery develops the back, arms and forearmsI need to look up professional archers now.
>>34661084>reading>instrument>cooking>writing>gardeningI do all of these where tf is my gf
>>34661084>reading books good>reading comic books badWomen, explain yourselfs
>>34661094NtaMy ex gf did archery and her back was sexy as fuck
>>34661096>I NEED le pictures like a toddler to keep focus
>>34661084>readingAnd of course it's just women lying again. They don't care that I just finished War and Peace, they want me to read their porn books.
>>34661096Looking at picture books and reading a novel aren't the same thing.
>>34661095that's like an OF whore bitching about not being able to find a bf despite being young and not fat, lol
>>34661094https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1X8WxFbKOJIdoing it for long enough can cause asymetry though
>>34661063Why do they all go down by 5
Men, what hobbies do you find attractive for women to have? I don't need graphs, just a couple of your personal preferences.
>>34661105I don't really give a shit. Just put out for me.
>>34661106Please don't be so stereotypical. I want to believe men have brains today.
>>34661105I don't really care what hobbies she has. A woman has never once been more attractive to me because of her hobbies.As long as it's not anything involving a ton of men as long as she's happy, why would I care?
>>34661107NTA.Most hobbies are gay and bore me. If it's not something that I am personally, directly interested in, I really don't care. Just don't torture kittens on liveleak or something and it's fine.
>>34661105I personally just like when women share hobbies that I have. The hobbies themselves are not attractive, being able to do them with her is what's attractive.
>>34661107If I'm not already interested in it then I don't really care about people's hobbies, man or woman. As long as it's not completely insane and a red flag then it's essentially irrelevant.
>>34661105What’s important is that she’s passionate about it and willing to answer questions I might have about it.Off the top of my head bitches that like ren fairs are pretty cool to me
>>34660895Imagine all the safety features they would have, like the cars we have now
>>34661108>why would I care?Because mutual or interesting hobbies let you learn about the person you love and give you something engaging to do or talk about?>>34661109What isn't boring to you, then?>>34661110>being able to do them with her is what's attractiveThis I agree with. But there are also hobbies I find interesting that I can't really do that I'd like to hear about or see from a guy. Like certain physical hobbies.
>>34661084Funny how there's no such chart for hobbies attractive to moids because they don't care about woman's hobbies, they only care about tits and ass
>>34661111>As long as it's not completely insane and a red flagThat seems like a very low bar. Or are certain common things insane to you?>>34661112>willing to answer questions I might have about itIn a technical or personal way?
>>34661113Cars were made in roughly the 1890’sThe first patent for an air bag was in the 1950’sAir bags weren’t mandatory until 1998Seat belts weren’t mandatory until the 1960’s
>>34661105Reading as long as they don't have trash taste.
>>34661116>technical or personal Both, I’d want to learn about what she likes and why she likes it
>>34661114>Because mutual or interesting hobbies let you learn about the person you love and give you something engaging to do or talk about?Everything I find interesting I already do as a hobby. I like my hobbies because they are my alone time and I enjoy being solitary, I wouldn't want mutual hobbies. I'm happy if she wants to talk about her hobby with me, but she's not more attractive because of what she talks about. I would find no difference in my attraction to her if she enjoyed fishing versus doll housing.
>>34661099>War and PeaceBORING
>>34661116It is a low bar. Really I just need her to look pretty, be stable, keep my food and my dick warm.
>>34661105I dont care about the individual hobby generally. Just be good at it. Hobbies are only interesting if you really put in the work to actually be respectable at it. If you're into ice skating, show me something impressive.
>>34661121Yeah sorry, I'll read Milking Farm next.
>>34661105I like it when girls do artsy things and crafts
>>34660890>but we didn’t get any of the cool shitThe things we have now, enabling the dystopian future, are arguably cooler than flying cars.
Women, is it cringe if he writes you little poems sometimes
>>34661121Facts, Tolstoy is boring. Read Dostoevsky, he's funny.
>>34661119Seems reasonable.>>34661120>I like my hobbies because they are my alone time and I enjoy being solitaryI think that's where I'm misunderstanding you. I personally enjoy mostly solitary hobbies, but I've always thought they would be improved by having someone to do them with. Like baking or gardening.Are you just a very private person?>>34661122>keep my food and my dick warmThis feels like a purposefully misogynistic comment.>>34661123>Hobbies are only interesting if you really put in the work to actually be respectable at itThat's a ton of pressure. It feels almost gatekeep-y to say it's not a hobby unless you're good at it.
>>34661128yeah, they are always bad and then I have to pretend they aren't which is degrading
>>34661115No it's just than women prescribe certain characteristics to the people who do these hobbies based on their on biases. Whereas men just observe the hobby in a vacuum. That's why hobbies are apparently so important for women because they think it tells them anything about you (it really doesn't). Men don't get quizzed because they don't care because they know that hobby outside of very specific things tells you nothing particularly important about a person.Women>Oh Chad likes to play guitar>So that must mean that guitar playing makes them more attractiveMen>Oh she plays guitar. Cool, as long as she's happy.
>>34661124Can't you read something fun like The Family by Mario Puzo or Dracula by Bram Stoker?
>>34661130>I personally enjoy mostly solitary hobbies, but I've always thought they would be improved by having someone to do them with. Like baking or gardening.I would rather stop doing my hobbies than have to do them with someone else. I do my hobbies to progress in them and any time I have had someone else with me in my hobby, they just slow me down and want to talk about stuff that's irrelevant to the subject matter.I am a private person, but I don't think that has anything to do with it.
>>34661132>>Oh she plays guitar. Cool, as long as she's got big boobs and round assFixed that for you
>>34661133>fun>DraculaSpoke like someone who has never actually read Dracula.
>>34661117And now they have instant auto-control for breaking, lanes, bends. Warning system for speed, proximity, attention and so on.
>>34661135>I do my hobbies to progress in themThat feels like having an explicit goal or a job. Maybe we just look at hobbies fundamentally differently.
>>34661132it's actually men that are this retarded >this guy gets pussy snd plays guitar>that means playing guitar makes you attractive >better start playing guitar and then seethe if I don't get pussy too
>>34661137Her having big tits and a round ass doesn't make playing the guitar more or less cool or attractive.
>>34661125I think those are always a safe bet.>>34661128I'm not good at appreciating poems. I don't "get" them if they don't rhyme.
>>34661130>It feels almost gatekeep-y to say it's not a hobby unless you're good at it.NTA. I don't think anyone said that. But I'm inclined with other anons, hobbies in themselves aren't attractive. Being good at things is impressive, which is attractive.
>>34661141>do the things women tell you to do>turns out women have no idea what they're talking about>but they just call you an incel when you point it outYeah I wonder why young men are more misogynistic than baby boomers.
>>34661145No woman has told a man to do that, it's other men that tell that to the undesirables and charge them 30 bucks for their alphacrew subscription.
>>34661144inclined *to agree with, even
>>34661146>no man has ever been told to get some hobbies by women beforeWould you like to double down on that statement so I can write you off like you retard you're presenting yourself to be?
>>34661149If they have then just to get the annoying incel off their back and not having to tell him the real reason why he can't get any is because he's insufferable. That way he'll be preoccupied with learning the guitar for three years before he starts pestering them again.
>>34661140Why else do a hobby if you don't want to get better? To me if you don't have a explicit goal of becoming better, that's not really a hobby, it's like saying walking around your local park is your hobby because it's something you do for fun. It's not a hobby, that's just having fun which is something different. Hobbies are fun, but they require skill progression to be hobbies.
>>34661150>doubles downWritten off.
Masculine urge to pick up guitar to pick up chicks and then become absolutely enthralled by the instrument and forget the bitches entirely in the pursuit of mastery
>>34661151I've been knitting scarves for twenty years. I haven't gotten good at anything besides the scarves, but I still consider it a hobby to knit.
>>34661152Oh noo, the undesirable incel from atoga thinks I'm wrong because my statement doesn't align with his cope mentality, whatever will I do!!!
>>34661154Then it's not a hobby, you knit for fun.
>>34661154Why..?
>>34661151>Why else do a hobby if you don't want to get better?Because it's fun? Or relaxing? Or otherwise enjoyable? Or you get some physical benefit out of it?
>>34661153as if you have that much dedication and passion in you for anything other than pussy, lol
>>34661158Is walking around my local park for fun a hobby?
>>34661156I disagree.>>34661157I like the repetitiveness. It feels good to use my hands while I think or watch something. And everyone loves my scarves so there's always someone to take them.
>>34661159You must be so fun at parties
>>34661161>I disagree.Is walking around my local park for fun a hobby?
>>34661162correct
>>34661156>hobbies aren't meant to be fun
>>34661161Ok but why haven't you tried making something else
>>34661165>It's not a hobby, that's just having fun which is something different. Hobbies are fun, but they require skill progression to be hobbies.
>>34661164Very male coded autism you have
>>34661160If you do it regularly for fun, sure that can be a hobby.
>>34661168is that supposed to be an insult?
>>34661169Then hobby just means something you do for fun which is essentially meaningless since everything can be fun.If I find sleeping fun, is that a hobby?
>>34661129Tolstoy speaks to the sensitive young man inside me.
>>34661170I pity you people. Your little hills of beans
>>34661173want a taste or so?
>>34661176Yeah gimme that bean baby
>>34661178ok, I didn't think this through
How do I as the broody quiet type attract a girl full of whimsy and stardust?
>>34661181be rich
>>34661180It seems you never do my developmentally arrested friend
>>34661181Be extremely extroverted, loud, and a little b it rude. Have pecs and fat biceps.HTH
My hobby is cartography. I like surveying and hand creating maps of my local area and areas I find interesting.Would a women find this attractive or unnattractive
No, doesn't sound like a social hobby? Make sure your hobbies are social?
>>34661190seething incel hands too dumb to click the right post
Which post?
>>34661171Hobby means a reoccurring, non-compulsory, reoccurring activity you choose to spend your leisure time on. The reason for performing your chosen activity may vary from person to person or activity, but since it's voluntary fun is a very frequent motivator.Playing the piano is a hobby. If I stop progressing but keep playing it's still a hobby. Riding roller-coaster could be a hobby, if that's your special interest. I wouldn't consider brushing your teeth a hobby, but hell, you cold make even that a hobby if you that's your special interest.>meaninglessA hobby is distinguished from chores, work, education or occasional irregular leisure activities. I think that makes it plenty meaningful enough.
>>34661189Do you cross reference with satellite maps to see how close you got
>>34661105Reading (not smut or smut that pretends to not be smut like romantasy)Gardening Sewing/making clothes Working out at home and only at home
slept all night and daywhy did this happen?
>>34661166I mean I have. I've tried a ton of things, both crocheting and knitting, but I always go back to scarves.>>34661198I garden and make clothes, but I also read smut and work out outside the home. Do they cancel each other out?
>>34661203Software update check if you know karate now
>>34661205>check if you know karate nowMore likely they just made the UI shittier and introduced a few more bugs and security risks.
>>34661208Kek yeah one of your moles might be cancerous now
>>34661203Same I had a very high fever though
My balls feel very heavy
This is a 37 year old woman
I don’t really partake in the gender war/incel shit…. But come the fuck on seriously. This ugly neurotic short brown depressive freak took this beautiful girls virginity. I think incels are over with. Inb4 it’s a propaganda vid, I’ve seen plenty of shit like this irlhttps://youtu.be/OgBBC5Aaqf8?is=5XRC1em08YCFNoqf
>>34661189Fpersonally i think that sounds like a cool hobby :)
>>34661105Any sort of creative hobby like drawing, painting, sculpting, photography, singing, playing an instrument, dancing, handicrafts etc.Gardening is also very attractive to me.
>>34661220>virginityAnon... I.........Never mind.
tea or coffee?
>>34661239F. Coffee.
My hobbies are stacking bands, fucking bad bitches and smoking weed. Is that cool?
>>34661239F, tea. >>34661241Maybe to your black friends if you live in the hood.
>>34661220Wasn't Cody Ko cancelled for talking to younger girls? And Jake Paul exposed him first as a bully.
>>34661240how do you make your coffee
>>34661239Coffee in the morning, tea in the afternoon
>>34661241>stacking bandsWhat's that?
>>34661247making money
>>34661239Tea
>>34661239coffee, tea is just gay coffee
>>34661247I may be sheltering bin laden the way i tally bands
>>34661239I HATE coffee. tea is ok
having coffee right now :3
>>34661238You think she’s lying? It’s more likely she doesn’t know how hot she is and her attraction hasn’t calibrated properly so she’s dating this tard. Either way he hit that and she takes him seriously>>34661243Yeah I don’t remember the details and didn’t expect to like the vid. All he does is S**face the entire time but he’s less of a terrible entertainer than I’d imagined
Girls are you a bad bitch
>>34661248That sounds more like a job than a hobby.I... guess... a job could be considered a hobby too, if you enjoy doing it and you earn more than your need.
Both genders I am 30, pretty good looking guy and have historically had a lot of luck with girls but mostly through dating apps. I just got out of a long term relationship that ended this past winter. We were together for awhile and I thought she was the one. But anyway, I’m single again and rebuilding my confidence and shit. I’m going to a baseball game tonight and I want to go practice talking to girls I’m attracted to. Mostly because I’m nervous to do it, not for any particular outcome. Like I really just want to feel more comfortable talking to women im attracted to without being anxious about it. Any advice? Im planning on just being friendly and saying hello and maybe being a little flirty if i feel like it idk. Does this sound like a bad idea
>>34661256https://youtu.be/RhbPzRbRGTM?is=ylXRtuVwD4kmiR-UI’m a woman and I wanna be a comicYou do the math
>>34661257he's doing it for the love of the game and he's using it to fuck bitches and smoke weed so
>>34661256please stop talking like a melanin enriched individual
>>34661256I hope not
>>34661245Run an espresso pod twice and drown it in milk and sugar.
>>34661258Nah man. Fucking grip it and rip it you got it man.
>>34661262he's listening to his little rap music playlist again
>>34661265I want someone to tell me which one I am.
>>34661262This wasn’t addressed to me but I’ll stop too thx
>>34661270the ghost
>>34661269I'm not racist but I just can't stand rap >>34661271I appreciate it
>>34661270here's a better onealso, you rolled a 70, so that makes you the demon
>>34661267I’m just so anxious about it Like I know I can be charismatic and I’m really attractive but I’m such a pussy about it
>>34661239Coffee.>>34661256No.
Girls love wiggers y'all just don't know
apparently I got three mood rings and one mood necklace, neat
>>34661278how long have you been married?
>>34661275No way. I get horny by being destroyed, and I'm personally poor as fuck.
THOUGHTS ON VAPES?
wanna go to the cemetery but I feel like I'm dying (heh ironic I know) and I can't get out of bed :(
I have 10 hours free time a day at my job and transport. I am a boring basic bitch. What could I get into?Please recommend me interesting topics to research, educational YouTube channels or hobbies.I like tons of stuff but I am quite indecisive.
>>34661283why don't you vape on my cock?
>>34661282I don't make the rules
>>34661278Rap is dead now. Girls moved on to Latinx music and country.
I have reason to suspect that an immediate family member of mine posts in these threads. I only found this out recently. I quite like these ATOGA threads but now it is kind of weirding me out thinking about how my family member is possibly here and might be reading my posts. I wonder if we have ever interacted directly here lol.
>>34661284I hope you feel better soon. Try at least moving around the house or having some coffee.
>>34661291you told her about how you want to piss in her mouth
>>34661289To add, all the talented rappers are now dead or in prison and we're left with trash fucktards like Kendrick Lamer and As Soon Ass Possible Rocky.
>>34661293thanks!>having some coffee.I like the way you think, I had already made myself some coffee lol
>>34661296I feel like a lot of people with severe vitamin deficiencies would agree with you
>>34660990It's not a high. It's a relief though if you're getting engorged, because that can be painful.
girls would you even consider dating someone who was born in december
>>34661010Pedophilia being normalized.
>>34661300no that's gross, men should only be born in march and november
>>34661289>Latinx musicit upsets me deeply that people like that kind of "music"
>>34661286I checked the archive to hate on a namefag but you are one freaky bitch. I wish you all the best if I’m honest
>>34661283Worse than cigarettes.
>>34661302what about men born in june?
>>34661283When I see someone smoking cigarettes I think the person is suicidal or trying to look cool. When I see someone smoking a vape I think the person is dumb and lame, or gay.
>>34661303SON LAS CINCO 'E LA MAÑANA!
>>34661303Very much agreed, even tho being a semiLatina.
>>34661306I would NEVER do such a thing
>>34661304Hehe thanks! I wish you all the best too anon
you ever put a condom on and the other person is still looking at their phone?
>>34661309isn't that uhh brazil? >>34661310>even tho being a semiLatina.same actually
>>34661316not that I know of
>>34661316What music do you enjoy fellow semiLatina?
>>34661300Do people here seriously believe in the Zodiac crap? If it's because the older by months have some advantage in kindergarten which later might reflect on their personality, men born in December (on the North) are cute imo. I learned about this long ago, perhaps I am wrong.
>>34661239MBlack coffee. Tea with milk works if there’s no coffee.
>>34661318I like metal, goth rock, industrial and japanese 80s pop
>>34661325imagine this moid putting milk in chamomile tea haha
>>34661315No. I make him leave his phone in the other room.
>>34661329make him, huh?
>>34661325How do you drink your black coffee? Did you know the shorter the coffee the least it wakes you up? I used to drink ristretto because I thought it had more caffeine. I got so used to it that now I hate americano. Im trying to transition to it tho.
I hate that modern games expect you to play them for 100 hours, fuck off I want to do other things with my life!
girls would you like to have your ass eaten?
I want to learn how to play this on piano https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sH-l2xN3gU
>>34661326Really?! Me too (except Japanese 80s pop). Which kind of metal do you listen to? Which are your favorite bands? Can you recommend me industrial bands? I am pretty basic. I like Ministry, Fear Factory, White Zombie and Orgy the most. Also Filter but I dunno if they are industrial.
>>34661335man, I really had high hopes before clicking that
>>34661330Yes. I'm very demanding.
>>34661334What if I shart in his face? I would be contrite af... doesn't sound like a pleasant experience for either the guy nor me.
>>34661334I would and I regularly do.
>>34661338do you think you're being sexy or something rn?
>>34661337I also want to learn how to play thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z69C2Jqp42Q
>>34661315Holy fuck, noWomen pull out dey phone during sex with you?
>>34661342I always think I'm being sexy, but my response there was just a statement.
>>34661333You can play a game as much or as little as you want to. It's up to you. You're in control.
>>34661344what did we say about not talking like a melanin enriched individual anymore?
>>34661345>JH trying to not be a coomer for one post challenge failed again
>>34661286Read. Learn as much as you can about anything and everything that catches your interest. The more you focus on topic the deeper your learning can go.
>>34661315My ex tried that every now and then. I never understood what made him think I'd agree to sex just because he'd gotten himself ready.
>>34661340Does it feel good? I tried anal and it felt like I was shitting a painful poop in the opposite direction. I tend to fart so I feel like rim jobs aren't a good idea... I offered him one and he said he wouldn't make his future wife lick his hairy asshole lmfao.
>>34661283I don't even know what that is really desu.
>>34661327Breakfast tea! I do like chamomile doe.>>34661331I just drink instant coffee most of the time. I use a pour over whenever I have company. Never liked coffee machines since the water is so hard where I live that I’d have to descale it way too often.I didn’t know that, no!
would you fuck erling haaland
>>34661343better
>>34661353Aaannd I regret coming to atoga today.
>>34661351Good advice, thank you. I need to decide what to read. I might follow the /lit/ starter guide even tho my partner said that it kinda is like what they make you read in HS.
>>34661359way worse happens in here
>>34661356what's that?
>>34661333>>34661348Sure you can, but I agree with anon. Games nowadays are often so bloated and drawn out. It’s like watching a season of television that could’ve been done in 12 episodes stretched out over 24 episodes.
state gender what's the most valuable piece of jewelry you own? post pics too
>>34661364MThe St. Christopher medal my granddad gave me. It’s the only piece of jewelry I own.I’ll get a pic later if you really need one.
>>34661366yeah, I really need one, that would be great
>>34661355Yeah also, as you probably know, plastic is awful for your body. It's better to avoid it whenever you can, specially if you plan on having kids in the future (it disrupts your hormones). I switched to an Italian coffee machine because I find instant coffee kinda crappy (used to drink it a lot but now I can't). The Italian coffee machine is really practical and the coffee turns out amazing. I highly recommend it. Also if you buy powdered coffee try not to buy mixture but natural (it tastes way better). If you can buy the grains instead and grind them it's even better.
>>34661364F, probably my wedding band. It's platinum and rose gold and cost like 1,5k.
>>34661350How is saying I feel sexy a coomer thing? It's a confidence thing.>>34661353Anal is definitely something you have to get used to. I was doing it alone for a long time before I ever tried it with a guy. I like the pressure of having something in there, not the movement of it. That does make it feel weird. But if it's painful, something's wrong with what you're doing.As for the farting thing, enough prep should make things cleaned out enough where you don't need to worry. But of course there will be air escaping during sex, so there's no escaping the embarrassment. Like queefing in certain positions during piv.
>>34661359Hehe sorry I traumatized you. My bf was also traumatized when I offered that. I find it kinda funny because I was stupid af and didn't know what I was getting into
>>34661360>I need to decide what to read.Just don't let that stop you from reading. Don't fall for analysis paralysis.It's better to do something than to wonder what you should do and doing nothing.
>>34661373Thank you for your advice. Yeah I was just like "Let's try anal I'm curious!!" and he was like "Oh hell no!!" but I insisted so much he put his cock in and God it hurt. We immediately stopped lol...
>>34661363Most of that bloat is easily skippable, if you choose to.
>>34661378You are right, thank you
>>34661379Spontaneity and anal sex can never go hand in hand if you ask me. Like from a cleanliness aspect, plus I'm just plain not going to be mentally ready enough to loosen up. Don't let one bad experience ruin your interest in it, though. It's a fun once in a while thing.
>>34661381Why would I bother engaging with a work of art that’s mostly skippable? Pass.
>>34661381in a lot of cases it isn't skippable
>>34661333(I think Elden Ring is a terrible video game for this reason and a few others)
>>34661396oh yeah I wanted to try that game but then I realized oh this is just dark souls (yet again) but it's 200 hours long.
I'm very hot but also very cold :c
>>34661373>I like the pressure of having something in there, not the movement of it.Is this the same girl who asked about what men get out of "soaking" the other week?
>>34661359I am sorry, I feel really bad now. I didn't mean to traumatize anyone, I just found it funny.
I found a nice (non lewd) japanese asmr channel
>>34661384Skipping the entire work is also a choice.>>34661391Example?
>>34661406name?
>>34661383I don't think I'll ever do anything anal related again hehe. And definitely not a rimjob after I found out how it actually was. Thank you tho.
Women, why haven't you gotten a gf yet?
>>34661408https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCJVtQCMRrg
>>34661412I don't like frogs Y_Y
>>34661412The thought of smelling someone's period blood from the bathroom bin gives me the shivers.
>>34661412I have gf and I hate frogs. This image annoys me.
>>34661416post the pic already
>>34661414>>34661416WTF is wrong with you?
>>34661417>>34661418
>>34661412i had a gf once and she was a horrible person </3. also, ive come to the conclusion that im definitely a lot more into men so i think i will just stick to guys now...
>>34661418They're walled and trying to be quirky.
>>34661415>t. Moid hands
>>34661420don't let a bad experience keep you from being gay
>>34661419yeah that one
>>34661414how can you not like this???
state genderdo you own anything made from horn material?
>>34661426Hehe this is adorable. I wouldn't have one as a pet tho.
>>34661424Not this one?
Did someone say frogs?Anons what if we go camping this summer? I have a smore/marshmallow craving.
>>34661413lemon princess
>>34661430that one too
>>34661427Did you locate everyone somehow and are trying to decide who to target to be robbed or something?
Men would you propose to your gf with this?
this is now a frog thread
>>34661433yeah why not, idk about smores though, what's wrong with just plain roasted marshmallows?
We have a little pond with frogs in it at work. They say hi to me when I come in in the morning. :3
>>34661437yes and if she says no, she wasn't the one
>>34661436correct now answer my question
>>34661367Have an annoyingly out of focus shartphone pic
hi girlies the whole in my chest is feeling less bad today I still feel like an unlovable blob that should be put down but it is what it is
>>34661437Yee
>>34661437Actually adorbs
>>34661430>the one I did with the pepe
>>34661443>anon actually deliveredimpressive, very nice>>34661444he's got the whole in his chest, so poetic
>>34661440That's nice.
>>34661444I hope you feel even better soon anon. I am sorry you feel bad about yourself.
>>34661448I can't even english anymore
>>34661440thats cute, im jealous
>>34661437my gf hates frogs so yeah
>>34661364MProbably a silver puzzle ring.
My frog hates women
>>34661457Such wise creatures.
need frog girl gf
My woman frogs hate.
JH are you going to get double teamed tonight?
everytime i feel i am close, it feels i'm shoved another two steps backi hate the medical industry
Do you even want to be fixed? You know that would mean you'd be different, right?
>>34661464what a cucked thing to ask
>>34661466yes, because if i'm not fixed, i can't allow myself to enjoy things in life like love, sex, adventure, etc
>>34661470Why can't you?
>>34661364MI've got a watch that's about $4500, but other than that nothing too expensive.
>>34661468Don't worry one of them is a girl
I folded again with the coworker. I was avoiding her because I saw her laughing with a different male coworker but today she came over to talk to me when we were alone in the kitchen...
>>34661464We'll see. Nothing special planned.
>>34661476And then what happened
>>34661466What would even be fixable. I haven't experienced secure love despite having a secure attatchment style.
>>34661476bro folded under zero pressure
>>34661479He fucked her up the ass
>>34661364>state gender>what's the most valuable piece of jewelry you own? post pics tooa necklace I kept.
>>34661465what is your issue?
>>34661483can you be slightly more specific?
>>34661479Then we ended up alone in the kitchen again for a second time and she asked for my age and we talked more
Is watching porn cheating?
>>34661490yes
>>34661490yes and it's also bad for you in general
>>34661488what do you mean you folded?
>>34659055anyone here watched that new movie Obsession? I thought it was pretty freightening, in a different way than most horror movies.
Why aren't women enjoyable to be around?
>>34661498I saw a yt short where some guy said there were a lot of boobs, so now I don't want to watch it. Qrd?
>>34661499i find it enjoyable when they let me stick my peepee in their hole
>>34661495Because I wanted her to think I'm mad at her but I caved in when she started talking to me and being friendly
>>34661498yeah, I really liked the day a watched and then it got worse but it is still pretty good
>>34661498What about that movie is frightening?
>>34661490MIf you wouldn't tell your partner about it, it's cheating.
I love women's frogs.
Idgi, why can't nice guys fuck?
>>34661447Repost it?
>>34661485>state genderF.>what's the most valuable piece of jewelry you own? post pics toI said a necklace, why do you want to know more. I have other things that are expensive but it's not jewelry tbf.
I think I like compliments way more than the idea of having a gf
>>34661509Nice guys are actually horrible abusers and manipulators. It's not just that they can't fuck.
>>34661490i dont consider it cheating and i wouldnt mind at all if i had a bf who watched porn. i would mind if he kept it hidden from me because he thought i wouldnt be ok with it or something, though.
I was fumbled.
>>34661511Damn, calm down. Now post a pic of the slut bracelet.
man I want some french fries
>>34661490Not really unless it's OnlyFans. OnlyFans allows for too much personal interaction with the porn star in question that it makes me uncomfortable.
>>34661514You think all men are abusers
If your bf white you single to me. Fuck timmy gon do?
>>34661517You calm down wigger, I said necklace and no.
>>34661503are you a child
>>34661520If someone paid for porn in anyway, not just through onlyfans, I would be super icked out.
>>34661523>necklace I kept Did your uncle give it to you that you're so secretive and explosive about it?
>>34661501There are zero boobs in that movie.
I get so turned on by women in high heels it's actually insane.
>>34661528I feel like you're trying to set me up.
>>34661523That's some sad faggot who spams about his infatuation with the rape of a child ITT. Don't bother responding to him.
>>34661444Sending posi vibes your way. See your inner light and love yourself!
>>34661531Shit I just did. I'll try not to anymore
>>34661498i think it is a cool film! it is definitely one of my fave newer horror films :)>>34661530i can confirm there are no boobs lol
>>34661531That guy is my least favorite poster I've ever encountered on this website, and I've been posting here for 20 years. That nigga's going to hell.
If i had a gf i would give her my lab pearlified semen in a pendant as a gift
>>34661490If you have to hide it, it's cheating.
>>34661537why you fucking lying dumb gooner?
>>34661510
>>34661530I'm not.I did remember that there's a 2 second long shot of a naked woman's corpse but I don't think that should count.
>>34661544I was looking for this one
Women, do you think she's beautiful?
That's a different anon. I only insulted her once today and that was hours ago.
>draws herself 300 lbs lighter
Fave crisps
>>34661545>fully nudeofc that counts
>>34661547yes
>>34661549It's a piccrew they all look sticc. I couldn't make myself fat.
>>34661543wait sorry i totally forgot about that, thats my bad, i didnt mean to give you misinfo. there are boobs!
>>34661556stop watching so much porn, you're desensitized to hell and back man
>>34661539He will go to hell for a few mean words online about a terrible person? You are fucking retarded and clearly never read the Bible lol
I am very dehydrated right now
>>34661559well drink some apple juice
>>34661558If it was like once or twice, but I've seen that guy spend several hours of his life doing that shit over the course of like a year. That's insane.
>>34661544Oh, I thought you meant you did one of me like Elsa did. I was surprised I hadn't saved it if that was the case.
>>34661557nta but the boob shot is barely there. He and I both forgot about it at first.
>>34661562>ElsaWho the fuck is elsa
>>34661563There's also naked man asses and bra scenes. Did you forget about those too? Were you high when watching that movie? What's the matter with your attention span?
>>34661562plap
>>34661567>man assNot boobs>bra scenesBras are clothes, doesn't count
>>34661575Bra is exposed boobs. They are supposed to be under a shirt.
>>34661565The poster who used to book birthdays for kids and dressed as Elsa? She used to post back when we were doing picrews and toonmes and shit. And I thought I was the forgetful one here.
>all nudity is goonerslop and sexualUnsurprising from the thread that could only enjoy media that was "relatable"
>>34661578OK Mohammed.
>>34661559oh no
>>34661579Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, wait I remember that. I thought you meant a literal dutch gal.
>>34661557it was an honest mistake, i just forgot </3 i dont even watch porn...
>>34661534>It was an exWhy did you delete?
Girls do u know we can see your spread open buttholes during doggystyle
>>34661594yeah, that's why there's no sex for you
>>34661594Yes, that's why I make sure it's presentable.
what's your favorite female hole? for me it's their earhole
how do I get my gf to stop sharting during sex
>>34661598Based
It's a nice view desu
State genderWould you date a 4chan janitor?Would you date a Reddit moderator?
I love getting compliments from random strangers on the internet
>>34661602Staple it shut.
>>34661602Start also sharting during sex
>>34661607Fnono
>>34661607FNoNoBoth sound insufferable.
>>34661607MI cant imagine any women hold those positionsmaybe reddit mod, some of them, but theyre likely whalesso no
>>34661613>theyre likely whalesThey also have penises.
>>34661608>using red boardsso rapeable
>>34661600Any guy who doesn't say mouth is bad.
>>34661607M>Would you date a 4chan janitor?Only if she also had a second job with a higher salary and wasn't insane.>Would you date a Reddit moderator?No.
my gf likes star wars, marvelslop and big bang theoryI have refined tastehow do I solve this issue?shes submissive enough that she'd just do what I tell her to but still I want her to like the same things without forcing her to
>>34661613ghislain maxwell was a reddit mod and last time I checked she was kinda female
>>34661617red boards are where I get my daily does of compliments
>>34661621I was gonna give you advice until I got to the last line. I suggest you break up with her
>>34661607fprobably but i think i'd consider both to be a bit of a red flag lol
>>34661621what things do you like?
>>34661621have you tried pouring a ring of salt around her?
>>34661628Older tarantino movies, things that arent capeshit, and the most normie thing i like is probably seinfield
>>34661624daily dose*fuck!!
>>34661630>likes tarantino movies>refined taste
>>34661633his old stuff is great but he fell off a cliff
I feel like women are actually repulsed and hate fat men/out of shape men.
>>34661624*unrapes you*
>>34661621>I have refined tasteyou don't
>>34661630lmfao.
>>34661633No, see, his use of the word nigger is comparable to Mozart's use of the piano. It's nigger art!
>>34661637for what its worth I got laid more when i was a fatty than i do now that im slim
>>34661637Well... I'm not attracted to morbidly obese women. Seems fair.
>>34661640>>34661639no matter how shit you may find my taste it cant be worse than starwars, big bang theory and fucking marvelslop
>>34661637I have had a woman complain that I was fat but I also have really bad fat distribution (it's all in my torso) and she was a really skinny EuropeanI've never had an American care
>>34661645Tell us what your three favorite films are.
Come on moids, entertain me
>>34661645that's not saying much
>>34661652*hangs self and dies*
>>34661652*waves cock in front of you*
Women how many inches of dick can you take in your mouth/throat?>>34661652happy?
>>34661649The godfather, Pulp fiction, American psycho I never watch a movie twice though if I can avoid it, and in recent years i barely watch anything at all anymore
Seinfeld would be a better show if Jerry wasn't in it imo.
>>34661661you have the most normie generic taste why are you judging her
>>34661637That's not true, I've seen out of shape men with wives, gfs, bfs, etc.
>>34661661NTA>American Psychokek
>>34661652Would you like to see a goblin I painted?
>>34661662I agreeCostanza and Kramer hard carry it.
>>34661594Yes, that's what all the hair is for to try and cover it so you don't try it.
>>34661667nta but yes
>>34661661classic midwit slop
>>34661661lmao
>>34661661>I never watch a movie twice though if I can avoid it,That's crazy! You miss out on a lot by doing that imo.I of course enjoyed Pulp Fiction and American Psycho but wouldn't put them shoulder to shoulder with The Godfather, myself.
none of you will EVER be a woman
>>34661607Idk if >he would do these. I think >he has >his buds mod >his reddits.
>>34661652https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfJZDfxoUZI
I told my bf I wanted to make some MTG cards for him. He proceeds to ask for a cube of 180 cards. I say I will use AI to help. He tells me I shouldn't and everything should be handrawn. It takes me about an hour per card. That is 180 hours nonstop, almost 8 days of my life. Is he being an asshole? I think I won't make him anything. I explained him this and he was offended. He isn't even answering my texts.
>>34661662true>>34661671I also liked Salo, which means Im at least 130 iq
>>34661678this sounds very made up
>>34661679NTA>It's 131iq anon
>>34661666It's a good watch but top three is craaaaazy
>>34661682name 3 movies that are better than it then
>>34661678We also share a bedroom and he wants to make it all dark looking with black wooden furniture, wallpaper and antiques everywhere. I told him its too much for a small room. He doesen't care I'll sleep there too and completly dismissed me from the decor project saying it will look cool in the end. I wanted little stuff and light colors because its tiny, and a bedroom. He told me it would look "like a hospital".
>>34661678I think this is a shit test, hun.You should disregard and do your original plan.
>>34661682I was just laughing because it's such a stereotypical movie for a 4chan anon to love. The fact that it's 131iq anon makes it even more hilarious.
>>34661682Alien, The Thing and Dawn of the Dead
>>34661690the thing is good but its aged poorlyalien isnt even that goodhavent seen dawn of the dead
>>34661689Oh, I know. He's trying so fucking hard to be le cool 4chan guy ahahaha>>34661685Oops this >>34661690 was for you
>>34661680I swear it's real and I am very angry at him.>>34661688He is not a shitester. He is just like that. Doesen't want to realise stuff.
>>34661689>The fact that it's 131iq anon makes it even more hilarious.Im not one of your e-celebs>>34661689>>34661694I watched it 2 years ago so its fresh in my mind. my top 3 wouldve been different 5 years ago, i just dont watch that many movies tbqhwyfam
>>34661670Okay, but this is pretty much the best one I've painted, so after this all the other goblins I might post here are going to be worse until I paint a new one.
>>34661659At least five.
If a partner is not ok with a kiss in public is it ok to break up with them over it? It basically says “I don't want people to think I am with you” and worse that they are tremendously anti social. Never had a gf but if she recoiled from me putting her hands around her or kissing her in public I would not hesitate to break it off.
>>34661665Those men got fat after getting in a relationship with said woman because the woman would feel safe that her man would get her 0 competition. Happens all the time, even my own gf is trying to get me fat now, jokingly saying that other girls won't hit on me anymore.
>>34661697Good gob.
>>34661678>180 cardsHow big is his deck and what format does he even play? One/a few nicely made card(s) is/are all that's really necessary, although I also wouldn't want any AI involvement
>>34661697Looks amazing.
>>34661699Get a room, pervert. The public is not for acting sexual.
>>34661665For every guy like that, there are probably dozens you don't see. They go to work, go home, maybe to the store once or twice per week and that's it. They absolutely are single, have been for years and will continue to be so.
>>34661703He plays popper. He wants a cube.
>>34661695>He's just dumbSis, have you tried explaining that you do not want to spend 2 weeks doing it and want a smaller project?
>>34661678don't do that it is way too much work
>popper
>>34661707lol "pauper" you mean
>>34661714Whatever, yeah.
>>34661714these two sound like a very intelligent couple
You just know she's going to make an onlyfans once her ice skating career dries up
>>34661717She's not, she has a boyfriend. You're a cuck.
>>34661706I don't believe it.
>>34661718Cope
It is crazy how scorcese made both after hours, the wolf of wall street and the departed
>>34661699tbf maybe they just dont like pda in general. a lot of people dont like being around couples who do pda, so it can make situations kinda awkward.
>>34661716 I don't even actually play MTG. I don't have any decks. I just play with him once in a while. I was just trying to do something nice for him creating a deck inspired by stories we have together and people and pets, but I guess I don't have the skills or patience to.
>>34661700Holy shit other women do sabotage their bfs lives. Tell her you want to eat healthy
>>34661722that must be one of the most awkward vids I've ever seen
>>34661714Thanks for correcting her so that I can Google it, I've only ever played Commander which is why I was thinking of just one really nice card at first.>>34661707>>34661715If you want to be rude, there's the option of just making him a bunch of land cards. Honestly, that'd probably be one of the easier options too, and they'd arguably be seen the most too. But Pauper is a 60 card minimum format.I think the mature thing would be to have a calm discussion about it and tell him that either 180 cards is too many for you to do without any form of help and he'll have to pick his favorites or—if you're willing—make a list of his preferred cards in order, since 180 really is a shitton and I assume you have more to do in life than art.
>>34661722Not
>>34661702>>34661704Thanks. I like how she turned out.
>>34661733I don't even know how to decently draw on a tablet. I've been watching many tutorials in hopes of making this look ok, but it is just too much for me. I was stupid, as usual. I already told him I won't do it. I had renamed all the cards and researched, but I just can't. I am sad and frustrated.
>>34661728I was a chad with visible abs and a long thick 8 inch cock and I used to go out weekly, now I got fat because my gf wants me home in my freetime and she doesn't wanna go anywhere with meI've been sneaking out at morning to go to the gym now and she got mad at first but now she's easing up to me, probably doesn't want to lose me after all.Men don't ever listen to your stupid bitch of a gf for advice or moral ethics.
>>34661741is it larp hours or what?
Can I stop being stupid somehow?
How do I tell her that she's the most beautiful girl in the world and her smile melts my heart?
Someone mentioned Sabrina Carpenter yesterday and I had a dream I met her on some trip on a plane and she asked me if I recognised her I said yeah but I have never heard any of your songs so she hummed one for me then I was in the bathroom and I started peeling off dead skin from my face and when I removed it it was clean and youthful.
>>34661679>staring at a screen gives me high iq
>>34661748You can probably just say that.
BASED
>>34661754Understandable. I've planned my own murder many times after realizing I was bald.
>>34661748Never. Treat her like a queen and she will treat you like a peasant. Treat her like dirt, she will stick like shit.
>>34661638D:
>>34661750what? listen to the emails i can't send album it is the best one
I am so scared of being labeled as a nice guy
Small parks are no longer nice. They all smell of weed and alcohol and the homeless roam about. Fuck this world.
>>34661748With both words and actions that prove your sincerity
>>34661751you dont know what Salo is lmfao
>>34661763kek. Afford to live in a nicer area, poor person. The small park where I live is lovely.
Women would you date/marry a guy whose pants have buttons instead of a zipper fly? Zippers hurt like hell every time I get a boner
>>34661768Is that why >he wears basketball shorts?
>>34661768Sure. There are plenty of high end pants that have buttons instead of zippers
>>34661767I am far from poor. It is just that these people are very well protected. If it were me I would send them in the sewers so they could start their own society.
>>34661766NTASalo is about as intellectually deep as a five year old saying people dying is bad. No, adding in retarded scenes of characters eating shit doesn't make your generic "fascism bad" message any deeper, especially when all the characters have as much depth as a puppy piss puddle.
>>34661771obviously too poor to live in a nice area.
>>34661722damn she's ugly
get your lozenge shaped feet away from me
Never heard of “Salo” before.
>>34661722they desperately wants us to like her
I should move to kazakhstan
>>34661780They?
>>34661766oh I know what it is that's why I'm making fun of you
>>34661778It is in every the most shocking movie ever list
Imagine if boobs were like antlers where once a year they fall off and then spend 3 months growing back larger.
>>34661787that would make me sad because flatties wouldn't exist
>>34661743I don't think he's lying.
>>34661787Imagine dicks were like thatevery year you get one more point
>>34661785I don't watch those kind of films. I think the only film that can be considered shocking that I have seen is “Ex drummer”
>>34661773Nta you're not even rich stop larping
>>34661787>>34661790Don't they grow larger in response to being used/hit on things?So by this logic tits and dicks should only grow annually with use, giving Chad a 36" cervical battering ram and Anon the respectable 5.5" he was born with
>>34661794no, antlers always get a new point
>>34661788No, you don't understand, you get the best of all worlds! extend it out to a year or 2 rather than 3 months, and then in the summer you get your sleek flattie gf and in the winter she's back to warm comfy tittymonster gf.
my feet are cold
>>34661794Smartest woman itt
>>34661795InterestingAll the deer I've seen have been dead, either ground up or decaying on the side of the road or something
>>34661788They would every three months.
>>34661762
>>34661794>respectable 5.5" he was born withI wish.
>>34661796are you implying flatties can't be comfy? I see what you mean though
>>34661794I would have a huge dick from how much a jerk off then
>>34661793I'm not larping. It's genuinely true that there are no homeless people sleeping in the park near my house (at least not obvious or problematic ones), the path around the little pond is lovely and everyone is friendly, and it doesn't smell like drugs or have used needles all over the place.
>>34661805are you telling me the average isn't 6 inches?
>>34661797Sounds horrible sorry to hear that
>>34661803I don't get it. It is pretty hard for me to resent someone
Made boydinner :) I experimented with grilled cheese + patty and it tastes heavenly
>>34661809I don't know what the average is, but some people were born below average. That's how averages work.
>>34661814that's a patty melt, not a grilled cheese.
>>34661814that sounds yummy, im glad you enjoyed it
>>34661809the average is 5-6 because they take stuff like indians and asians into account toowhen you go just for the average of Whites its 7
>>34661817I added cheese later on the pattys so the pan grilled the cheese onto the pattys, it didn't melt>>34661818Thanks :) I got a glass of Pepsi and banana to the side
>>34661821>I added cheese later on the pattysNigga that's just a cheeseburger.
>>34661820>average of Whites its 7oh well I'm still average then
>>34661822No that's a burger with cheese on it, this is a patty melting cheeseTwo very distinct things
>>34661814>made my bf spinach-stuffed chicken breast, steamed vegetables, potato salad, and some pasta for supper>he only eats a little of it>catch him snacking on beef jerky and chips that nightI was actually mad.
>>34661790I'd bee too intimidated to message Kari.
>>34661821>yo bro, I made this fucking great soup>what did you do?>well you see, I got this bowl, put in cornflakes and then poured milk over it>nigga thats just cereal
>>34661822No? I grilled the cheese as wellTHE CHEESE WAS CRUNCHY ON THE PATTY
>>34661825jerkymogged
Wish a woman would cook for me. Then she would bring me a chicken and it would be cold. Then I would slap her and call her a bitch for serving me a cold chicken.
>>34661811If you are actually nice, why are you afraid of being called that?
>>34661829How did you make the cheese crunchy did you burn it
>>34661825Valid crashout.
>>34661829Mmmmmmm that sounds good
>>34661831haha just like that scene in boondockshilarious anon, what a great reference, a real joker over here
>>34661808You're a liar, stop lying.
>>34661825>spinach stuffed >steamed>potatoes and pasta ngl that doesn't sound very yummy
>>34661832It is kind of patronizing like oh at least you are nice
>>34661825>jerkyThis is fair and fine desu unless he's munching on a whole bag>chipsGive this man the flu
>>34661837Don't make me show you my war face.
>>34661833>did you burn itNo lol it was still golden yellow on the patty>>34661836Yes, I finished eating now hehe
>>34661830>>34661834>>34661839When I confronted him, he said he wanted to bite on something and the leftover food was too soft for him. I tried to call him a teething baby and he defused the whole thing by making baby jokes. I ended up just agreeing to make sure the pasta and veggies are a bit firmer next time.
Any gender I don't care anymoreHow do you get cheese to become crunchy, what the fuck did this Anon make
>>34661846can't blame him, that menu does sound like what you'd feed a sick elderly person with bad dentures
We need to stop saying “gender” and switch to “sex”
>>34661846damn this guy is good
>>34661847He probably deep fried it
>>34661762it is better to be good than nice
>>34661847use hard cheese, that's how parmesan chips are made
>>34661848Okay, to be fair, I've been exclusively cooking for my elderly dad my entire life. Maybe I need to refine how I approach some dishes.
>>34661847I literally just used a hot panI don't know what is so difficult to understand lol but it is the first time I experimented like this
>>34661855>it's JH Oh no, more trouble in paradise.
>>34661847You can let it on the airfryer until it burns a bit. It depends on the kind of cheese
>>34661850Amazing what you can get away with when you have a big dick.
>>34661855thought black women were good at cookingeven the latina genes didnt work
>>34661860It's even funnier since JH was the last bastion of "size doesn't matter" and here we are now.
Is it possible to est pussy everyday or do women not like that?
>>34661861>date blaina and let her live with you rent free if she does some chores in hopes of some soul food >she serves you unseasoned steamed diet food instead
>>34661863I mean she isnt the one getting fucked in her trouple, she's the one who watches
>someone complimented my hairok I'm not complaining about my hair ever again
>>34661846Fag should have knocked you up right there
>>34661867From what it sounds like she's getting double teammed
