Loving couples editionPrevious >>34718982
First for women should be nicer to me
Why do women age like shit?
>>34723497They dont use sunscreen
>be me>been in love with my best friend and roommate for years but she doesn't like me that way>finally decide to find love elsewhere>enter a relationship with a nice girl>my best friend gets really mad and gives me the silent treatment for a month and a half>tells me "You either choose me, or her">I think this means she wants to date me, so I break up with my girlfriend>ask out my best friend>she turns me down>"I don't have those feelings for you. I just didn't want my best friend taken away from me. Sorry for not talking to you."Women, should I ask my ex back out? Would you take a guy back in this situation?
I've been reading for 4 hours
I want to update my wardrobe beyond graphics Ts and cargo shorts.My question for girls, is ripping off dean winchesters outfits and style a good idea? Is that an attractive look?
>>34723497>Why do women age like shit?It's only the ones who depended on make-up. This is why you're supposed to aim for the girl who looks good without makeup, they age like a fine wine.
why do women think we only want young women? anne hathaway is a beautiful mature woman
God I just wanna fuck a girl silly and creampie her raw and NOT get her pregnant. And then tell her to go home.
>>34723534She's such a reptile. Predator physiognomy.
>>34723507Yea
>>34723497Why did you use all the pictures of them looking serious as children but smiling when they are older? Are you playing a trick? No you are just a stupid baiter.
>>34723534Anne Hathaway is a fucking whore. A Hollywood whore.
>>34723562Hag mental gymnastics
>>34723570You need to stop comparing children to adults and stop going mad about unrealistic beauty standards.
>>34723562Uh oh looks like someone has the time of the month
>>34723580Are women in their 20s significantly more attractive than ones in their 30s on average?
>>34723598No.
>>34723534imagine anne hathaway molesting you as a kid, that would be so hot
>>34723602Cope
I hate having to shave
>>34723467I wonder how that works.Did she just suck him off and then push it into her cunt?No way he still is very active at that age.
>>34723622You don't have to shave. I look like a soijak and i don't care.
earlier I felt an overwhelming feeling of despair to the point that I almost start crying but now I'm very happy :)
I'm making a hawthorn tincture. It will be ready to drink in like 6 months
>>34723534I love her big fat udders.
>>34723632Why did you post an image of sonic? Are you mentally retarded?
>>34723634Her tits look good, but they're not big. Nipples small, tits normal average.
>>34723641They've grown a lot recently. Isn't she pregnant or something?
>>34723640what's wrong with sonic? :(
GET FUCKED FROGS
Just heard a ton of people cheer. I don't think they want France to win
>>34723649France will score 4 gols now
>>34723644Haven't followed the evolution of her tits. Celebs often get fake tits. Does she have natural?
feet are so gross, I don't get the appeal
I'm about to engage in self-destructive financial and eating behavior because I'm so mad that I can't get a quiet break during work.
studying makes me want to smoke but apparently smoking makes paying attention even harder fuck my life
>>34723659Why the fuck would I know.
>>34723661>feet are so gross, I don't get the appealIt's a shy nerdy autist thing I think. Every other man I knew who talked about liking feet were guys who always kept their eyes to the ground and had shit posture, all they had to look at when talking to a woman was her feet so they probably just learned to fetishize it or something.
>>34723667Smoking increases focus. It just has other bad side effects.
>>34723672You should know. It's important.
>>34723675No.I see cleavage, I wanna suck it.
I hope I have enough money on my card to pay for dinner
>>34723674OH COOL time to buy more cigarettes then
>>34723673I have to look down because women are short, not because I'm shy
>>34723683Nta but it goes without saying you should not do it in excess I ask of you to be careful
He won't fucking leave the break room. I'm about to order KFC and Dunkin Donuts on DoorDash even though I'm going to leave work in 20 minutes because I simply don't want to interact with another person today, even to pick up food from the drive thru. These idiot boomers have been relentless today.
Reply to this post if you'd like someone to pray for you.
>>34723687yeah I'll be careful, this is not the first time I smoke but I was trying to quit but this is making me want to do it again, I'll just smoke 2 a day
>went from virgin to having two different girls on rotation wsince the start of the yearNow while I feel as if I am entering my Chad era, they are both getting kinda pushy about where we're at and what is this going to be and so on. It probably didn't help that I was all tender and loving and saw them a lot due to being extremely touch starved. While I tried my best to not give any wrong impressions, how do I properly communicate that I'm currently not looking for a relationship without losing them both? I fell as if I come out and openly say that I just want a cozy fwb it may backfire at this point.
>>34723695>While I tried my best to not give any wrong impressions, how do I properly communicate that I'm currently not looking for a relationship without losing them both?Hahaha, the time for that was months ago. You'll lose at least one of them.>I fell as if I come out and openly say that I just want a cozy fwb it may backfire at this point.You should save everyone involved from wasting their time and be honest with them about what you want.
>>34723693God speed SpiderMan
Why are women like this?
>>34723701She says that now but when she gets them she will yell at her daughter all the time and let the son get away with everything. Especially if the daughter is older than the brother. Mothers love their sons more if they have a daughter.
We need to recruit new togies.
>>34723689Update, he did eventually leave and I'm able to take a complete break. Now that I've had a minute to cool down, I will go through Dairy Queen and not go with my original DoorDash plan. It's been a rough and stressful day.
>>34723704Not my experience lmao
>>34723701Now post some misogynistic r9k post.
>>34723705I will bring it up at the next The Discord meeting
>>34723699I'd call myself good looking, but I'm not exactly the stereotypical muscle bound tall Chad who can just tell women that a relationship isn't going to happen and still get his weiner sucked. I think thats how it works, though I may still have some incel brainrot. >save everyone involved from wasting their time I'm more worried about hurt feelings and shit tbqh.
>>34723713Ominous. I hope the inner circle enjoyed my story arc
>>34723713Please don't tell me that this place has a Discord , every general that has one turns into an unusable heap of pure faggotry
>>34723720You are incredibly new.
>>34723497Lavender literally looks the same
Alright, half time break, everybody get a quick masturbation sesh in.
Going to throw out all of my underwear with holes in it. Going ti start going to be earlier. Going to start eating healthier. Got the clue.
>>34723733I think we should watch me masturbate.
>>34723725So THATS the secret as to how femanons get plapped on here. Shame on everyone for not telling me. And no, I have no intention of joining, no hope of a crumb of pussy is worth that
>>34723598I think I was hotter 6-8 years ago than I am now but not "significantly". Give it 10 more years.
I thought I was over it but my brow keeps furrowing and I keep shedding a tear or two. This sucks
>>34723734>Going ti start going to be earlier.
>>34723738No, the people who meet up here usually do so by contactfagging in the thread.
>>34723738it's not
>>34723741Man leVe me aloneh
>>34723742>>34723743Ok then what is the point. I fail to understand
>>34723747The point of what? Man you ARE new.
>>34723748Discord
>>34723747Holy shit fuck off.
Discord does tend to get out of hand. Especially when you try to have arguments over the internet.!
>>34723739You're 35F?
>>34723534That's Anne Hathaway?! What happened to her face?
>>34723749It doesn't exist>>34723755Close. 34.
>>34723739>older than 23>claims to not be a wrinkly hagyeah sure whatever lets you cope man
>>34723761>34And single? When exactly to you think you reach hag status?
>3 months of fin>sexual drive has decreased to an extend>but still get hard when I see feet and tummy so I know it works>hair visually coming back tooyou win some, you lose some eh
>>34723497depends on the woman
I made a Tinder account and threw money at them so I could see what the women using it in the city I plan to move to are like. I have no pictures of myself or a bio and still got a like from a transwoman
>>34723775The hispanic sex goddess prototype.
>>34723763I'm only here to argue about the definition of "significant">>34723764I still don't really know what hag means in gen z speak I only know the "ugly old lady" definition, like in her 80s might be a witch old and ugly.
>>34723781she's lebanese
>>34723784Why do you always have to be so fucking weird?>Her mother, Diana Jiménez Medina, is an opera singer and talent scout; she is of Spanish descent.
I was gonna starve myself but ended up eating half an omelet I'm such a failure
>>34723783At some point you will be ugly because of age. When?
>>34723789Nobody cares about men starving themselves.
>>34723783I just think the hag thing is a funny meme, but most likely I am neglecting the fact that a lot of people are believing it unironically. Be taht as it may, some women wall hard at 25 while others peak at 35. It is impossible to generalize until maybe 40 or so.
>>34723784Why does she look like a dwarf?
>>34723804She's tiny, lile most hispanics.
>>34723794I don't actually know how can I know that?>>34723797Sun exposure is gonna play a big role. I'll probably look better than my mom does at 53. She likes to bake. Her shoulders are leather. Like no wonder you have a weird rare cancer woman what are you doing.
>>34723789That's pretty good. Getting yourself some nourishment while at the same time having the restraint to not eat the whole omelette. You did good, anon.
>>34723789Do 48 or 72 hours without food fr once a year. It's supposedly good for some spiritual shit.
>>34723534>anne hathaway is a beautiful mature womanBut for how much longer?
>>34723810Do you have a big tits wide hips nice milf body or no
>>34723652Doesn't seem like it. hehFrance is getting deconstructed.
>>34723629Who say's you have to be *very* active? He can eat the blue pill and be as active as he wants.
>>34723816Yeah just heard people cheer again I think it is spaniards
>>34723633What's that?
>>34723673I'm convinced the "feet are gross" people are the actual autists.
>>34723720>turns into an unusable heap of pure faggotryTake a look around.
>>34723815Why does no one use milf correctly any more
Would a rowboat ride to a lakeside picnic be a good date?
>>34723827It's a porn term. About a body type. Saying what it actually means is nerdy and retarded.You're retarded.
>>34723827>milf, pov, larp, literally...
Moids, is my silhouette cringe? >me carrying a tripod and backpackI can’t view the Webm on my phone
Why is it every time I want to do something there are always three other things I need to do first?
>>34723833Close enough to some school shooter shit
God I hate webm converters
>>34723833>thought that was an AK firstBut no, your shadow looks both cool and sexy.
>>34723830>porn term about a body type Why would you expect a woman to know this.
>>34723837>>34723833>iphone kid don't know basic techlmaoAre you sure you are over 18 and allowed to post here?
>>34723833Hair looks cute actually. I'm male and have similar hair. Slightly shorter.
Plap
>>34723840I don’t have my laptop on me okay, you can’t view webms on iPhone, be nice to me
>>34723844>you can’t view webms on iPhoneWhat a piece of trash.
>>34723843Schlop.
>>34723847Plap Plap
>>34723844>be nice to meUsually only trannies and femboys say this when they are attention whoring.
>>34723844Buy a chinese android... oh wait, those aren't available in the usaLol
>>34723844Iphones just get worse the more I learn about them.
>>34723849Don't start this, you can't win.
>>34723811thanks anon>>34723812I feel like I'm gonna pass out after 16 hours
>>34723844Webms actually just started working on my iphone again
I want to fuck shadow girl
Okay can you just comment on the image instead of my iPhone
>>34723856>pass outDrink some mineral water or salt water. You don't need the food.
>>34723862>Okay can you just comment on the image instead of my iPhoneNo. No, we can't.
>>34723861Cooming to porn is like fucking a shadow
>>34723862Wrong board and also post your hands.
>>34723862I think you're dressed like the kind of girl I would like. I don't know enough about you to be sure though.
>>34723868Hands aren't sexy. If it's female, it should post body.
>>34723870I didn't ask you.
GenderDo you ever angst over the fact that if you and your partner had achieved your childhood dreams, you wouldn't be together?
>>34723873MPartner?
are we posting shadows now?
>>34723632I *know* you got immaculate pussy
>>34723877That's obviously a grown man.
>>34723833You walk kinda funny
>>34723870>Hands aren't sexyFound the footfag. Stinky
>>34723880proof?
>>34723884Don't be autistic.
>>34723877uh no I got an immaculate cock
Leave it to the mighty England to squash this little moroccan cockroach
>>34723891No, Spain is the new champion. It's over
>>34723873F. No, my childhood dream has always been to make this family.
>>34723893>this family Who? This reads like schizophrenic nonsense
>>34723894The Simpsons.
>>34723894This family I'm a part of with him, obviously.
>>34723812>It's supposedly good for some spiritual shit.It teaches you to appreciate food and the things you have in life, if nothing else.
>>34723897>with him, obviously.Who?? You should probably take your meds but also this is cracking me up
>>34723898But beyond that. You disconnect from the material and connect to the spiritual. Seeing visions and shit.
I have a fantasy of helping a girl get over her fear of roller coasters. It's the coolest thing I'm capable of doing. Girls, do you have a fear of roller coasters?
>>34723899My partner? Like the question specifically asked about? I don't understand your confusion.
>>34723907Yes, but it's not fixable.
>>34723909I would like to take you to the nearest theme park and walk around with you, getting you on the smaller rides and working our way up to the bigger ones, while I educate you about how roller coasters are made, and all the safety features that go into one of these things.
Will French femanons be beaten by their men now?
>>34723907You have a saviour syndrome and it's disgusting
>>34723909I'l fucking tie you up and get you on a corkscrew hypercoaster.BITCH.
>>34723912by their black men, yes
Why do young country bumpkin parents who don’t know how to use birth control like to name their kids stupid shit? Imagine naming your kid “braxtyn”
>>34723901Nah, you just feel like shit. And exhausted.
Imagine a hot body next to you. Cuddling you. Snuggling you. Radiating heat.
I've had a tingly spot under my left eye for the last couple days. Don't know what to think about that.
When I was little I had a babysitter who would always pull and tickle my toes one by one and scream “it’s toe time!” Even as a child I got an erection from it and was erotically aroused. Even though I was too young to understand what I felt. I learned later that my babysitter made foot fetish content. Her molesting my feet with her hands is why I am now into feet myself!
>>34723923Can't it be just a lukewarm body?I don't like heat in the summer...
>>34723923Inconcevable.
>>34723912Where do you think they live? England? No they will be fine.
>>34723928Might as well go with a cold body then.
>>34723507I think you have mental retardation and shouldn’t procreate
Do women think moids should shave their armpits?
>>34723923Good, but would overheat me, bore me. Not even worth it if i don't also get laid.
This bitch says she reads books but wrote your instead of you're
>>34723927>I learned later that my babysitter made foot fetish contentHow did you learn that?
>>34723923I can not imagine that due to being a living shadow, sounds interesting though
>>34723931No, I'd prefer her to still be alive.Somewhat.
>>34723933if they want to lol, it doesnt bother me either way
>>34723935So?
>>34723936The moment he came up with this story.
>>34723927I’m fairly certain my older cousin molested me as a child, but I don’t really remember but she really liked sleeping in the bed with me and would basically beg her parents that we should share a bed
Women, what vibe do you want your hypothetical moid to give off
>>34723942Yeah, makes sense. I dont think it's totally made up, just embelished in a few places
>>34723943NTA once while I was about to be put under for bone surgery the nurses gave me a medication that numbed my body and one of them pretty obviously rubbed my crotch with her hand knowing that I couldn’t feel it as well as usual
why do girls pee so much
TFW no gf who cooks for me and cleans for me and lets me suckle her breasts
>>34723950i only wet the bed when i have bad dreams, as an adult
>>34723950I drink a lot of water.
>>34723950You are dehydrated
How do you respond to a woman who said she had to move on because thought she couldnt compete with my friends/work related colleagues during a time I was frantically looking to start a career by any means?
>>34723950For my pleasure
>>34723944Kind
>>34723950Their addiction to opioids causes chronic constipation that makes them pee more because their system is blocked up by undropped turds. More rarely, because they use shampoo or alcohol as lube to masturbate
Foids, why don't you look like this?
>>34723947What did you two say?
>>34723938Barely?
>>34723956I dont understand the reasoning. She felt like she is not good enough for you or what?
I don't like individuality. I am going to strip it away from the majority.
>>34723970Well, I mean, maybe we were roleplaying earlier where I gave her a sedative or something.
>>34723937I hope your owner catches you.
Elite gamer here.
>>34723977You are not 1337
>>34723958Not really what I was going for but one reply is better than no replies I guess
>>34723974You play dangerous games. How Irresponsible.
I wish I knew how to be kind.
>>34723980Eh, it'll be fiiiine.
>>34723958Sup
Should I give “Dragon Age ™. Origins” another go?
>>34723978Hey I use that for everything
A really hot woman just manifested in my mind when I closed my mind. I can't describe her.
>>34723962Not every woman has the Eastern European mole genes you need to pull that off.
I met my future wife in a dream once when I was 8 years old
>>34723971I used to spend almost all of my free time with them and help them, naturally that neglected my own growth so pressures was put on me to get a career or she would leave anyway. so I guess the sudden shift in being unavailable due to time commitments and making new connections in my city, sometime made them think I was better off without them, and possibly the feeling of not being good enough to keep company with. I asked my mother, the only other woman in my life and she said it is possesveness. I was only recently told by the woman this is the reason ,that she thought i was happier with friends, career at my city instead. It is upsetting that this is the conclusion to almost 10 years of companionship
I cried today.
>>34723985Hello
>>34723988Nah, it didn’t age well
>>34723979What were you going for?
>>34724001Ah, so this is the Eastern Euro phenotype.Do you have the type of autism that lets you narrow down what country their ancestors come from.
>>34724014She has a bunch of moles, Eastern Europeans sprout moles like nobody's business.
>>34724012I was hoping for an aesthetic or spiritual vibe instead of an emotional one. Eg; Nerdy, Punk, Lumberjack, etc.
>>34724007How's the search going
>>34723988Sure, why not.
>>34724005>It is upsetting that this is the conclusion to almost 10 years of companionshipYou don't sound like there was any love involved on either side tbqh. Just one of those usual deals of rather being with someone shitty than on your own. Enjoy being on your own and look for a woman who actually suits you.
>>34723833I thought it look like an axe at first and thought about Astrid from HTTYD. No your silhouette is not cringe, looks simpable.
>>34723497MThe two girls at the bottom look very good in my opinion
>>34724010I play bg1 every year I don't mind age in games>>34724022It finished downloading last time I quit because the as a wizard every enemy agroed me and I couldn't be bothered with micromanaging
>>34723833>>34724030Those Goofy shoes are cringe though but everyone is wearing them now
I would love to become a janitor and one day just start deleting atoga and never let you have a thread for a few hours until they take my privilege away
How can it be that every time I come back, atoga is even more dead and in decline?
>>34724038No point in posting our best material when you are not here
>>34723543How silly are we talking here?
>>34724041A while ago, I might've unironically believe it.
>>34724006Why?
>>34724046They're just hot.
>>34723988>>34724010>>34724035It can drag on a fair bit too.
>>34724006Me too. Do you feel any better?
>>34724006I lied today.
>>34724026You might be right, maybe it is. this was the closest form to love i had, and at a time was felt strongly, just time and repeated hurt made it less. I still care deeply despite hurt received. To suit someone is a funny term, in years prior could have suited just fine but reality demands we change.
>>34724046This reminds me, apparently there is a subgenre of YouTube content in which women read books like The Hobbit while they masturbate or pretend to masturbate with the camera focusing above the waist.I was genuinely confused what was going on because of the jarring juxtaposition.
>>34724053I remember from last time it made me talk to my companions a lot. That is one of the reasons why I never bothered with bg2 I hate romance in games
What a sad song
One day you will march in my name and you will love it.
>>34724043Ridonkulous style
>>34724058>a subgenre of YouTube content in which women read books like The Hobbit while they masturbate or pretend to masturbate with the camera focusing above the waist.I must away to my chambers at once to investigate these pressing matters further.
>>34724054Yeah a lot, actually. I was holding it in the entire day and I just broke down when I got home. I hope you're feeling better too. >>34724056To someone else? And yourself?
>>34724058Not excited by that. I am not turned on by that. I need to see the tits and the pussy to coom.
I wanna undo her gown
>>34724077Hornyposting in the 1800s
>>34724058What do they call it?
>>34724081I don't remember, I saw they posted it on /lit/ a while ago.
>>347240384chan is a dying site.
State genderVillain that was right?
>>34724020Okay. Kind office working dork
>>34724058>>34724070That was some distressingly hot shit I just watched on youtube dot com good lord
>>34724021I find more kind women than men
>>34724088Thats much better, thank you.Follow up, does he or does he not wear a tie that he loosens at the end of his work day
>>34724038No, it's better now. 7 years ago there were seething men and refined, arsitocratic women here. Now it's flipped. The woman are behaving in a low class pathetic way. Men are just chilling.
>>34724087MZaheer
>>34724092Sorry to hear that.
>>34724092ntaIs kindness something that noticeable? Specially compared to things like charisma or skill?
>>34724089Post it
>>34724104It's not hard to find on your own, I don't need to dump it in the thread
>>34724093He would be one of those guys that could eat breakfast in a suit and tie.
>>34724081ntaHysterical Literature/Intimate Reading is one of the names for it, sometimes they'll go by different names but that should start your journey. You can find it on YouTube but my personal favorite is on pornhub by Nadia Foxx
Men who like to hug and cuddle, why do you like it? Also does it matter if the girl is more chubby or thin?
>>34724101Yes. Very noticeable. It’s like their soul is caring and polite.
>>34706964>>34707067So I posted these, about being rejected for my beard.Well I kept talking to her and she agreed to meet at the mall yesterday.We had a nice time, made her laugh a bit.I walked her to her car. She said "you don't have to do that" as in she probably didn't want me to but I did anyway. Hugged her, she didn't want a kiss. I am pretty sure it's over but I might try again. I already have another girl I'm banging and this one has a fatter ass so I'd like to fuck her as well.How long should I wait? She texted me when she got home and said thanks for the drink. I said "you're welcome you were good company" which is kinda gay but whatever. My next best time to go out on a date is Wednesday night, 4 days after our first date. is that too soon? I'm seeing if I can get dates with some other girls I've been talking to as well.For me, her not kissing on the first date means that fucking her will be pulling teeth and not worth the trouble. My current girl I'm banging let me kiss her and also fingerfuck her on our first date, it was fast and very magnetic.Should I keep going or what? I didn't shave my beard btw. pic related is her body which I very badly want to plow into.
I should like solo female porn a lot more but i don't for some reasonAm i just made that they're enjoying themselves and I can't properly self insert?
>>34724107So you didn't actually find anything.
>>34724116I like it because I'm touch starved and at least I can feel like a human for like 15 seconds. It doesn't matter what the girl is like.
>>34724116Touch is my love language and it's very grounding. I imagine its similar to how crystal folks feel when they touch obsidian or whatever
>>34724046Do men actually find this hot?
>>34724119Seeing the tits and the pussy is enough to get me off. You keep looking at whatever though. I don't care.
>>34724116One word: IntimacyBeing physically drawn into someone makes me feel more connected with them.Also I prefer thin but I get the appeal of a more chubby partner for those types of activities
>>34724126I find it visually appealing and might jerk off *because* of it but I'm not going to jerk off *to* it, you get what I'm saying?Even outside of the obvious lust provoking intentions of it I still think its just aesthetically appealing, like early to mid 2010's tumblr girls
>>34724126Yes, we find naked women hot>>34724116I like the idea of pair bonding. The cuddling itself i believe to facilitate the pair bond. And i am pretty sure that women really enjoy it.
>>34724126What do you think?
>>34724119This nigga wants to see cock
>>34724116I have been alone with no gf or friends for a long time and Im desperately touch starved. I would probably be off-putting to a gf with how much I would need to be hugging.As long as youre not an auswitchz victim I dont think youre too thin for it.
>>34723467my man's still got it
>>34724130>I like the idea of pair bonding. The cuddling itself i believe to facilitate the pair bondAutism.
>>34724136Am i wrong though
>>34724117Feels that words like kindness, caring or polite mean less and less with each passing day.
>>34724132As a woman, I don't. That's why I asked. I see nothing appealing in that.
Women are pale men gross?
>>34724116Intimacy is rejuvenating for me. I get a lot out of being that comfortable around a woman and enjoy being able to provide the same thing to her.I've cuddled thin and chubby women and enjoyed both a lot, equally I'd say. They're both very pleasant to hold.
>>34724142no, i like pale men
>>34724141Because you're a fucking chick wtf. Of course you don't get it it's like if I looked at some faggot mag with muscular dudes, I wouldn't get it either
>>34724138That’s a you problem
>>34724126Yes but I would never marry any girl who did this. Sluts are for jerking off and fucking. Not for marrying
>>34724117You should tell people like that what you think of them.
>>34724137Typical turbo autism reply.Don't you have some /pol/ thread to shit up?
>>34724142I don't understand this question. Why would pale men be gross?
Hehe, look at this silly foidLook at her gohttps://youtu.be/1Qy1QZyxTQM
>>34724157Anon is insecure about being a pale man. Be nice.
MASSIVE fucking thunderstorm raging outside.
>>34724154What if she's only a slut for you?
>>34724156Not today. It's quite peculiar how you are mentioning that wierd red board on this comfy blue board. A bit inappropriate. >>34724161No there isn't. Look at the blue sky.
>>34724141Then you are autistic.I don't need to be a woman to understand women find X or Y hot.
>>34724158I will never have this
>>34724158I want a cute wife to terrorize >:(
>>34724158>Follow up: It's just me and the lobster now, fuck her.
>>34724171No, but I'm not gay. I just don't see the appeal. Maybe if it was a man instead of the woman posing.
>>34724177>NoYes.
>>34724141Are you just not a lesbian or what?Do you find male bulges hot?
>>34724158Her squeals are cute.
why is youtube making ads about youtube premium
>>34724184Buy the premium and you won't have to ask this silly question, coomer
>>34724185coomer????
>>34724180As I said, as a woman I don't see how erotic pics of women are appealing. That's all. Did you think all women are lesbian?
>>34724186This thread earlier was about how to coom while watching youtube.
facial hair should be outlawed
Hello anons, long time no see. Hope everyone is doing great!
>>34724189Well no, not exactly.But I did laugh at you calling that anon a coomer.
>>34724195Sort of, until I saw that cringy pic.
>>34724188I was asking why you don't have a theory of mind of why men would find a naked woman hotDo you find bulge pics appealing?
>>34724192I'm still growing my soicel beard to spite people like you. I would go up 2 points in attractiveness if i shaved, but i don't care about how i look. I'm not some loser people pleaser.
>>34724192I look better with it tho
>>34724195idk who you are but hello and likewise. I'm not doing so great, I'm super sad about girls right now
>talk to 4channers>race obsessed /pol/ losers>talk to people irl>are actually normal human beingsWhat gives?
>>34724188Lol this gotta be a troll
>>34724195I am not doing well. How about you?
>>34724192Breathing should be outlawed, that feels more pressing to me.
>>34724192Women compliment my mustache but I'd shave it if a girl I liked asked
>>34724200ur not doing it out of spite youre just too lazy to shave>>34724201doubtful
>>34724081Just watch naked yoga if you're horny
>>34724203It's actually the opposite. IRL is a bunch of 2016 /pol/ adjacent disgusting populism, while on /pol/ you can get into detailed discussions about religion, politics and race.
The real issue with the world is that we don't have enough women willing to suck dick. I'm just keeping it real most people don't have it in them to do small talk with a girl. We need that instant lust. It's a rare commodity in today's world. Some college girls will fuck you after knowing them for 1-2 days, a week tops, but it's becoming increasingly rare.Humans are fundamentally horny and we need to stop pretending otherwise.
Women, does your pussy grool taste nice? Have you gotten nice reviews?
>>34724211It's true. It makes me look older and my chin bigger
>>34724200same. fucc these bitches. on principle.
yeah I like flatties what of it?
>>34724214>we don't have enough women willing to suck dickEw.
>>34724222why ew?
>>34724219isnt looking older bad?
Ah the smell of the sea.The sight of the horizon.Ah the smell of blood.The sight of the enemy.
>>34724224Not for a man plus I'm only 22
>>34724212If I want to jerk off, I have much better stuff.I was curious.
>>34724217>Women, does your pussy grool taste nice?What is nice supposed to taste like?
>>34724234What does your pussy grool taste like
>>34724217i'll update later today
>>34724223Because ew. Do you have good hygyene? Dick is not meant to go in the mouth.
>>34724221but what about the poor women with big boobs, they go all their lives not knowing if their success and personality is them or the boobs it must be so excruciatingly painful I want to hold them
>>34724237What? Yuck. Honestly who would taste that?
Girl butts :)
>>34724231Next time you tell me to kill my self I might take you seriously
>>34724234You wanna taste more of it, either until after she cums at least once of twice, maybe for the rest of your life
>>34724245I don't say that to people.
>>34724246I would have no way of knowing. I'm a virgin and honestly can't imagine a man going down there to taste anything.
State gender and tell me how you get over it
>>34724251m, find a new girl, it really isn't that hard.
>>34724251MWith Bennett Foddy.
>>34724251F, get over what?
>>34724195Could it be? EE??
>>34724251MI don't. The cross only gets heavier, never lighter.
I wonder what an aristocratic knight would think of a klu klux klan member idolising him
>>34724253There are no suitable new girls where I live rn and I swear on my life I'm not making excuses. I'm moving this year but feel like I have my thumb up my ass in the meantime>>34724255That
This intimate reading shit is good. Femanon, why don't you do that instead of shitposting here?
>>34724251MI develop a crush on some girl. It's extremely painful, but only for like a month. After that i don't care anymore. I am back to regular level of miserable.
>>34724251At some point you just get tired of caring
>>34724256Yes hellooooooo
>>34724250>I'm a virginCan we fuck?
>>34724266The point I was expecting that to happen by has come and gone, I still care and it's freaking me out
>>34723467How many bets on kalshi that the child is autistic
>>34724273I thought yo don't talk about your kids anymore
>>34724273We will be dead before we get to find that out
>>34724240but it hot and feels good. cock kisses is yum.
>>34724271Whaaaat? That's rather straight forward. Anon, aren't you embarrassed? How can you ask me this? Also how old are you?
>>34724240A good girl will suck dick.
>>34724242hold dem tiddies?
>>34724269Hi gorgeous. My grandma died, I need to go visit my family in EE.
>>34724278Well, I know nothing about this. Never done it.
Hello.
>>34724282I'm terribly sorry. Hope you and your family stay strong.
>>34724261then understand that what you really miss is the feeling, not necessarily the girl. If you cuddle a pillow and imagine it as her name, there's actually nothing wrong with that if you can acknowledge that you're only referring to the girl that you want in the future but you simply have no name for yet. It's something I just realized when I was a kid when I was getting over my second girl, cause the first girl held little meaning to me afterwards.
>>34724284hewwo
>>34724242some girls just have to live with doubt for the rest of their lives
Life will always be good.
>>34724279You miss 100% of the shots you don't take right, gotta cut back the fluff no tricks no games>Also how old are you?23 you?
>>34724283You just gotta try.Like a sensitive lollipop.
>>34724291I'm way too old for you. Nearly 30.
>>34724286I really do miss the girl, though. I know what it feels like to just miss the feeling. I'm having a really hard time getting over it because of this
Accidentally deleted “Time Bandits” and “The Adventures of Baron Munchausen” because I thought I had them compressed:(
>>34724292Oooh, have you tried?
>>34724293That's ok I can make you feel young again
>>34724293Is u 30 virgin F?
>>34724285Thank you, I hope you are keeping well and living your best life
Ah, now I get it. But I thought you had to be 18 to use 4chan? Did that change?
>>34724294its just time then. Hang out with friends and senpai or line, get social, make new memories, it'll happen
>>34724298I don't feel old. Just I'm old for you is what I'm saying.
>>34724302You can use it at any age nobody is gonna know. I did.
>>34724301Not the best. But trying. You know life's full of ups and downs.
>>34724304How are you nearly 30 and still a virgin
>>34724302i been on 4chan since i was literly 7
>>34724299That almost sounds like an accusation, but yes, nearly 30, not yet, but nearly there.
>>34724303This blows but you're rightIt breaks my heart that I might not ever be able to be her friend again, and I've never felt that about a woman before
>>34724308thats not possible
guys! should i buy a band tee??? its 40 bucks!
>>34724313what band
>>34724307Magic. Why is everyone so supprised?
>>34724314the prodigy...
>>34724304Nta what do you feel is an appropriate age for your bf?
>>34724309NTA, how do you do it to not want to kill yourself?
>>34724315Because it's unusual have you never had a bf or any guy you've liked
>>34724309CoolI'm older than that other guy, but still younger than youWhy can't you breed
>>34724306That it is. I know it’s easy to say from the outside but all you can do is keep trying. Lately I’ve been practicing sitting down and working for just 10 minutes on the hardest things that my brain has been avoiding. It’s helped me start momentum on important things or at the very least deprives the dopamine of being lazy for a little while. There’s darkness in this world but I still feel the light too, and that’s what I remember most about you.
>>34724317Idk. Never had a boyfriend. Ehen I meet the person, I guess I'd know. But 23 is still teenage brain. >>34724318Why would I?
>>34724320>Why can't you breedlmao you idiot.>>34724322What do you feel would be a nice age?
Women would you like a muscular husband who makes you a sahm? If so what would you do to get and or keep one?
Men, not what you want, but what do you reasonable expect from first dates in terms of physical contact? do you believe if you pay for her dinner she owes you something? do you at least expect a kiss or hug? or would a hug give the impression of getting friendzone? would her holding your hand be considered too much?
I feel bad for French femanons :(
>>34723829Would a moid enjoy a canoe ride to a likely fishey smelling dam for a picnic?
I feel like an exotic animal in a zoo right now.>>34724319No, never had a bf, have liked guys but they didn't like me back. >>34724320Just because so far I haven't, doesn't mean I can. I just don't go out much and don't use dating apps. Been on a date once, didn't like it too much as the conversation was mediocre.
>>34724322>Why would I?Feeling that you're behind, that nobody will choose you, that you're not good enough for love, sex or romance...
>>34724325I have no fucking clue
>>34724322I'm 35 and a virgin, living in Europe.
>>34724331...what DO you know then
>>34724321Well done, keep going. I sm sure you can do it.
>>34724325Hug and hand holding is ok. Kiss if you both really want to, but don’t be kissing randoms on first dates out of obligation.
>>34724325Nasty sex in the washroom and she finishes me with a sloppy bj and swallows my load
>>34724326
>>34724325I'm from a country where people usually kiss and hug each other when saying hello or goodbye, so not getting that anyway would be a clear message. Other than that, I'd expect at least some attempt at physical contact if she's interested. I think that her owing me something because I paid is retarded.
>>34724328Are you fat or ugly
>>34724325>do you believe if you pay for her dinner she owes you something?No, of course not. I'm not having sex again until I'm married.>do you at least expect a kiss or hug?I don't expect a kiss but do expect a hug.>or would a hug give the impression of getting friendzone?Not at all.>would her holding your hand be considered too much?I would be really impressed and very charmed by a woman who wanted to hold my hand on the first date.
need sweaty foid
>>34724325I'll go for a kiss almost definitely but I dont do those quick meet dates. Hanging out open end so you spend some actual time is best
>>34724325If the girl likes me and wants to see me again, it's good. I couldn't make this happens though probably. I'm kind of gross.
>>34724325First date I wouldn't expect anything. A hug at most. I personally wouldn't feel comfortable with a kiss. Handholding would be okay but I certainly do not expect that either, would be blown away if someone wanted to hold my hand on the first date.t. turbovirgin in late 20s
>>34724344Why are you kinda gross
>>34724325>owesNo, otherwise I'd just think of her as a hooker.Depending on how it goes I might be disappointed or relieved that there is no next date.
>>34724346Unsocialized
>>34724340>I'm not having sex again until I'm married>againKek. Let me guess, you're just not a sexual person (anymore)?
>>34724349that doesn't make a person grossa little awkwardness is cute
>>34724332Suprisingly many are virgins at a later age. No shame in that anon. You do your own thing. >>34724323>What do you feel would be a nice age?Idk, around my age I guess.>>34724329But I don't feel I'm behind. I don't feel I'm not worthy to have love or sex or romance. Although I find it difficult sometimes to imagine somrone would view me as a sexual object. Not that there is anything wrong with me. I just haven't experienced it very often and find it somewhat uncomfortable if anyone shows such interest.
It's the intermission! Let's shake a few hands.
>>34724352>around my age HEY MARRY ME
>>34724334<3
>>34724352No, that was my somewhat awkward attempt at feeling out whether you're on the right continent and potentially down to fuck.Are you?
Lmfao what did I start
>>34724350I converted to Christianity a few years after the last time I had sex.
>>34724339No, I'm not fat. I don't know if I'm ugly. That would depend on the eyes of the beholder. I'd say I'm not ugly. But I think I have a RBF.
>>34724358it was that bad?
>>34724351Maybe. I am a low income, underemployed male. I need a woman with more income than me. I don't know if any of them would be interested in me.
>>34724360Haha, yeah. It was!
I need freaky sex
>>34724356Europe. But how do you imagine that I stayed virign all my life to this point just to go and throw it away to fuck a random guy? No offence. Just curious.
>>34724356>potentially down to fuck.Maybe get to know her first.
>>34724359Post face
>>34724352You think your bf should be a virgin too or do you not put any actual importanc on that?Would you feel more comfortable if he guided you?Or maybe you are into women.>>34724364>EuropeStill up this late?
Women, do you dread married life?
>>34724366Who does that?
>>34724368idgi
>>34724368Holy PLAPOLA
>>34724342No. I am sweaty.
>>34724368Women are really fun to hold and fuck you guys have no idea
>>34724368This trend is so dumb, doesn't anyone work in this house? Is she meant to be fucking someone besides her husband?
>>34724368>dating a man that doesn't get you to cum without you having to ask to explore itWhy are other women such selfcucks? Cheat on him
>>34724352>But I don't feel I'm behind. I don't feel I'm not worthy to have love or sex or romance.Don't you feel like there's something wrong being a virgin so "late" in life? Or that nobody wants romance or sex with you because you're not good enough?
>>34724367>You think your bf should be a virgin too or do you not put any actual importanc on that?>Would you feel more comfortable if he guided you?>Or maybe you are into women.I mean I wouldn't expect him to be. Wouldn't care too much either way. But at my age meeting a guy who is a virgin, I think chances of that are pretty much null.Also no, I'm not into women. People have asked me this before because I'm single all this time, but no, I have no such inclinations. >Still up this late?Yeah, will be going to bed soon though.
>>34724378>But at my age meeting a guy who is a virgin, I think chances of that are pretty much null.I'll be 28 this year and I'm still a virgin. I think the chances may be low, but not as low as you think.
men would u date a girl who feeds u cherry limeade w a straw
>>34724369You could
>>34724375Pretty sure this is just an excuse to show off her ass
>>34724364I have no idea as to your reasons or your attitude towards this fact. I've gotten enough retarded projections and assumptions thrown in my face regarding my virginity that I don't presume anything from others who are in the same boat.>>34724365Thats why I wrote "potentially".
>>34724377>because you're not good enough?In what way am I not good enough? No, I don't feel like there is something wrong. The only wrong thing is I'm not a very social person. That's not to say I stay at home 24/7. I do go out, but just haven't been approached. Like I said I have rbf, so people probably think I'm difficult to communicate with. Also I'm not good with small talk.
>>34724381Yeah
>>34724381Yes. But she would not date me.
>>34724381This stuff? Looks like a Shirley Temple lite. So no I'd be upset on why I'm not getting the good stuff.
>>34724380Yes, anon there is always a chance. Even if it is tiny. >>34724382Why would I? If I'm ugly you'll mock me. If you somehow find me pretty, you might do other things with my photo I don't even what to imagine.
>>34724385>In what way am I not good enough?I don't know. Attractive, charismatic, interesting, worthy... however you want to call it. It's not an accusation, I'm just interested in how you don't let it affect you.
>>34724381Yes
>>34724380Use "nta" like a decent person.>>34724378Me too, 2am gang.It finally cooled down here after a thunderstorm.
>>34724385literally me
>>34724391NTA but I don't feel like that either. I just blew it off every time a woman showed interest due to childhood trauma, but there was never a lack if those in itself. In my case it was not a voluntary choice, but it was a choice nonetheless.
>>34724381yeah but uh I can drink it on my own thanks :)
>>34724394>Use "nta" like a decent person.Like it matter for a passing remark like that.
>>34724370She suffers from chronic fatigue and needs to lay down for a nap every few hours u_u
>>34724396I guess that women showing interest in you, even if you don't follow up, would at least make you believe that there's something about you to love.
>>34724402You jest, but if a woman looked like this while I plap her I'd probably start spamming this thread with questions whether my dick is too small or sth
>>34724402fibromyalgia?
>>34724383she has a nice ass
>>34724389I'll just rate you nothing more
>>34724411Nta, CFS is a thing.
>>34724391Because she's a chick and you're not
>>34724368when people post stuff like this do they make money off it or is it just because they want to show off their body?
>>34724404I also have a loving relationship to my (all female) family and my (male) friends, which certainly doesnt hurt. My mom fucked up, but she did impart the fundamental sense of being worthy of love to me.That goes a long way.And being a good looking guy who can be charismatic at times
>>34724419More explicit ones like that usually have porn content to sell.
>>34724391>Attractive, charismatic, interesting, worthyI'd say people can find me attractive. Don't know about charismatic. Interesting - not this is an interesting one in itself. What do you call interesting? If I were to say whether I'm or not, I'd say I'm much more interesting than other women. In fact I often wonder what men see in some women, which I find to be rather boring to communicate with. But then I remember I am a woman myself and shouldn't judge. Worthy - worthy of time? Effort? Could be that. Everyone decides to waste/save their time differently.>>34724413Yeah, I appreciate it anon, but still no.
>>34724420That's certainly good, and I'm glad for you. But do those relationships fill the void of romantic intimacy? You can tell yourself that you're worthy of love, but if people don't want to have a romantic relationship with you, how worthy of love are you really?
Why does meta think I'm going to click fujo goonbait, genders?
>>34724443Silence, amerifat
Non virgin women, what did sex feel like the second time?
>>34724342I don't think I like being fetishized for being stinky. Makes me feel bad.
Three nights in a row of the same dream. Can I get something different tonight?
>>34724453It was like 15 years ago I genuinely don't remember.
>>34724458How about being fetishized for having titties and pussy
>>34724464That's just normal sexuality.
If my boyfriend romanticized the idea of French women before me, how could he ever love me?He insists he likes what I am and he never really had a type, but how is that possible?
is it true that any woman at some point in life has had a man masturbate to thoughts of her?
>>34724469What are you? A French man?
They were soulmates and I'm tired of pretending that they weren't.It was a Forbidden Love Story just like Romeo and Juliet. And just like Romeo and Juliet, it ended tragically because nobody else could accept their love. Only the Juliet of this story lived and the Romeo of this story ended up taking his life. He didn't do it out of cowardice or fear, but out of love for her. But not only did he take his own life, he also took her heart with him to the afterlife. She will never forget the year they spent together and is forever left chasing her first love.
>>34724462We could ship antifeminists over to afganistan so they can get trad husbands they desire so badly, brain.
>>34724469Wait, I'm confused. He told you he likes french women, but then he told you he likes you the way you are?
>>34724468But i want to grab
Do you like being around nonwhites?As a white person I really don’t
>>34724472I'm Canadian. Half Native and half white though, and not even French Canadian.>>34724477Yes, but how is that possible? He was never fantasizing about ending up with some insane Native bitch, but a pretty fully white woman with a cute accent.
>>34724473They were both 14 (both pedos)
>>34724482Umm uhhNo comment
I genuinely can't fathom how people can sleep during random loud noises.Like, what's wrong with you that a thunderstorm is cozy to you??
>>34724484>white woman with a cute accent.Never understood the thing with french being a 'cute accent'. Sounds like they have snot or spit in their throat that they are ready to shoot at you.
>>34724490It is cozy as long as it's not very close. Rain is obviously comfymaxxed too.
I was suggesting this here. I think I am going to become a politician.
>>34724490White noise is to block out other noises like the house settling at random, squirrels on the roof, or someone else watching tv. It's meant as a blanket of repetitive noise.
Yeah rain is fine of course, since it's basically just white background noise.But I meant thunder specifically.
>>34724482The people I dislike being around most are 50+ year old white people. Non white people don't feel entitled to give me unsolicited opinions or nasty looks, or be gross and hit on me quite as frequently. They mind their own business. It is mostly white people around here though. I am white for the record.
Women, would you be fine with daily creampies?
What do you think of this, gimpanon?
>>34724504I’m trying to lose some weight anon.
Go to bed. Enough gaming. Enough doom scrolling. Good night.
>>34724482I don’t mind it. I get uncomfortable whenever people mean mug at me for being white, but it’s not unbearable.
I wanna shower with her
>>34724504From >him yeah.
>>34724490I can sleep just about anywhere if I need to sleep. It's not so much that the thunderstorm is cozy it's that I'm tired and have no way of making the noise go away. What am I gonna do? Not sleep? If you can't tune it out you're not relaxed enough.
>>34724462>horny jailHorny dream?
Anons why did he take the taxidermied raccoon back to Norway?
I wanna steal her from him
>>34724516gotta close the time-loop
>>34724484Who was the white one?
>>34724516Why would he not take his souvenir purchase with him?
>>34724482Really depends. Browns can be pretty amusing when they're not your problem.
>>34724519
You wouldn't have felt anything for me. Not then, not now.
>>34724523what?
>>34724517Same lol
>>34724521It’s an interesting souvenir to say the least.
>>34724524Who are you talking to, anon?
>>34724517How is that there are beautiful single girls out there and men are still fighting for the taken ones??
>>34724502Fun factI jew my way into cuddle and hug talk when my female text buddy admits she's afraid of thunder
>>34724535lol nice
>>34724531Everybody
>>34724517>>34724529She's my princess I'm her castle. You couldn't get in with two armies
>>34724540Yeah right pal
>>34724540>drones u
Cooking two plates for myself and and and and and
>>34724535A classic.
>>34724547What are you making tonight chef anon?
>>34724547And me nigga scooch over
>>34724491Fair, but he has described it as cute for him.Regardless, how can one be satisfied with someone who isn't what they fantasized about while single? It is unfathomable to me.>>34724520My mother. Does that make a difference of some sort?
>>34724516The masculine urge to acquire stuffed rodents.
>>34724530I only found out about it because you posted that picture but I think it's pretty funny that that was what he chose to represent his "American experience" $750 actually feels pretty reasonable taxidermy can't be all that simple.
>>34724554you have no idea
>>34724556But that's a woman...
>>34724554Racoons aren't rodents though
>>34724550Roasted green beans, spinach, bell peppers, chicken thighs. Tbdesu it's just random shit in the fridge. >>34724551Man it would be nice to have a dinner with an anon that isn't going to rape me and sell my organs.
>>34724557we collect those too
>>34724553>Regardless, how can one be satisfied with someone who isn't what they fantasized about while single? It is unfathomable to me.Everybody has preferences or fantasies, but I guess the person you love supersedes that.
>>34724560Shiet you right about that
>>34724532All the good ones are taken. If she’s beautiful but single then it’s for a reason
>>34724555Once again the dumpster of the world.
If I was born in 2001 I'd be 25 right now. And I'd have been 22 in 2023
>>34724578were*
>>34724482I'm mostly ok with being around nonwhites if they were at least born in the country I'm visiting/living in. But outright immigrants from places like India, FUCK no.
>>34724482Well I'm dating a nonwhite, so I guess not.
>>34724581Same here. Total immigrant deportation
>>34724482I'm not white. It's fun when white people ask me questions about my culture.
What do women want from men?
India is the superpower of 2030. You will regret underestimating.
>>34724583Coalburner
>>34724588In general? For them to mostly leave me alone but at least make eye contact and nod if you get in an elevator with me or pass me on a hiking trail.
>>34724591>>34724583what is the slang if you have seggs with indians or hispanics or slavs or asians or whatever else
women would you date a man that prefers bush?
>>34724593>but at least make eye contact and nod if you get in an elevator with me or pass me on a hiking trail.why?
>>34724593What do women want in a man?
>>34724588Cover your bodies and stop shaking your bulges at me in advertisments online.
>>34724593I always say hi to someone in the elevator or when I pass by them. It's funny seeing about 70% of ppl answer back and the rest either ignore or look at me and not say anything
>>34724601That's how they're advertising Ozempic these days?
>>34724598You could also smile. Monkey speak for "I am not dangerous". Obviously you still could be but it's unnerving to be alone with someone more intimidating than you who refuses to acknowledge your presence.
>>34724603>look at me and not say anythingLiterally me
>>34724608How does that benefit us tho?
>>34724608Smiling is literally a threat display in monkey speak
>>34724599>in a man I mean that's kind of up to him I'm not a fujo
>>34724612You're impossible.
Who the fuck is Emily and why does she want to teach me piano
>>34724615Does Emily look like a bad bitch
>>34724609that's okay too!
>>34724617Oh dude you have no idea
>>34724603I say hi back but usually so quietly I'm not sure if they heard me.>>34724610It makes me less likely to report you to hr for being creepy. Is a little "sup" nod really so hard to do.>>34724611Not always. It's also a sign of fear/submission. And what does a smile mean to humans who are also monkey?
MenWhat do you do to arouse a woman
>>34724614I understand what you're asking but I have no answers for you. It's going to be a few more years before I'm lonely enough and far enough from the latest breakup to consider wanting another man.
>>34724629Slide in real smooth and put my arm around her. And then talk to her real softly so that she can feel the rumble of my voice
>>34724629suicide
>It makes me less likely to report you to hr for being creepyLol no thanks>>34724629Leave them alone
>>34724625I was under the impression that such nods are only to be directed towards other men
Immigrants deserve nothing
>>34724636>zero interest in making others around you more comfortable by expending almost zero effort.Autism or Antisocial tendencies? Both?
>>34724629I dunno, I just let my hands wander and that usually does it
>>34724639It's only weird if I do it back.
me tired
>>34724642>t. immigrant
>>34724629I treat her well. I try to make sure all of her needs besides the sexual ones are met first. The stuff I say to her and the way I look at her throughout the day will probably make her horny by the end of it.
>>34724660Beta
>>34724650Born here. Immigrants are pathetic cowards who ask nothing from their country and everything from mine. Immigrants are the most despicable subhumans
>>34724661Is that so.
>>34724650Immigrants are dogs sniffing for a golden ticket
>>34724640>le twitter screencap
>>34724625omg i know that feel. that's why i try to wave too when i can
kitty wants to play all dayall nightkitty i need to sleep
No girl ever waved or said hi to me
>>34723467Do women use the term "deflowered" when talking about their first time or is it cringe?
>>34723467This is hard to explain and you're going to say "you're ugly" but I promise it's not true. Whenever I send my girlfriend pictures of me dressed nice or with a pump after the gym she basically ignores them and continues the conversation or starts a new one. She doesn't say "that's nice" or "you look good" she just straight ignores it and moves on. I know she's attracted to me because she has told other people and we're very close, but she literally will not compliment me or even really acknowledge the photos I send her. What the fuck is this behavior?
I have goosebumps
>>34724587This isn’t a thing white people do. You interact exclusively with jews
>>34724679sweet which one my favorites were the night of the living dummy books
Women should never be deflowered. They should remain pure virgins forever. If they want it conceive they can do it artificially
>>34724643>Autism or Antisocial tendencies? Both?No reason to extend such kindness to people that will think badly of me regardless
>>34724677Lol
>>34724688Yeah great fuckin ADVICE on the ADVICE board ya cunt
>>34724675Me neither
>>34724473So why does she live?
>>34724677Maybe she finds complement fishing cringe
>>34724677Maybe you should ask her and not me you fuckin retard
>>34724677The elusive shit test.
>>34724693Then why does she spam me with thirty photos every day?
>>34724696>Goes into the "Ask the opposite gender anything" thread>Gets mad about questions
>>34724676It's cringe>>34724677That is weird. Does she have a hard time talking about sex in general? I compliment specific features but am weird about the word "handsome" or saying anything sexually explicit. I'll do the stuff no problem just don't ask me to verbalize it.
Women how would you feel if you passed a guy and then he whistled and spun around on his heel and dropped his sunglasses down his nose
>>34724704Kek gottem
>>34724690Nigga this is a chatroom
>>34724705>Does she have a hard time talking about sex in general?No, she's generally a blunt straightforward person and our communication is pretty good. She gets standoffish if I don't compliment her twenty photos she sends me but when I send her mine she just ignores them. Sometimes I feel like she's fucking with me, or just has a weird hangup about compliments in general.
>>34724706Is he clearly joking or was he serious? Awkward either way but one elicits a polite pity chuckle and the other makes me afraid that I'm going to have to deal with a literally retarded guy trying to hit on me.
>>34724712Huh, yeah I don't get that. You're gonna have to just talk to her about it.
>>34724712Women
>>34724718I genuinely would not even care because our relationship is great, it's just the fact that I feel like I have to compliment her constantly like a jester while she doesn't reciprocate at all. This bizarre shit is literally the only flaw in the relationship
>>34724676That's cringe, we use real anatomy names as adults.
>>34723701Don't worry, Planned Parenthood will make sure her womb remains a graveyard for the unbornSomething out of resident evil 5 like imagine a giant boss pregnant zombie that feeds off the power of abortionAkin to Phoebe Bridgers or Madonna
>>34724706Laugh at him being a loon
i seem to get attention from women. but when i try to actually date one, it seems im playing on impossible difficulty level.Am i just ugly but friendly and approachable dude so they arent intimidated or something?Its not that i need a girlfriend to be happy or anything but at same time it would be nice to have one...
I miss her
>>34724745Have you ever actually gotten your dick wet
Du bist gut genug (english remix)
>>34724660Hot.
>>34724745You may be the classic "Slightly attractive guy with no charisma" These guys get their foot in the door but can't stay in because they have no social ability.
Girls, what is it like being the ugly friend?
Did you waste your best orgy years on codependent monogamy?
>>34724747no
She simped for me
>>34724759Idk, ask your sister.
>>34724766You don't look like a regular rapist
>>34724760i don't think women should take a jeet female who is studying jewish feminism courses seriously, or take advice from her
>>34724087MAshley Graves
>About to start Sophomore year of college>male Kissless virgin If I don't get some action or a loving relationship this year I am going to go loco
>>34724770should i rapistmaxxx?
>>34724116It feels good and it calms me down when I'm stressedCuddling either is ejoyable
>>34724778One of usOne of us
>>34724759There are no ugly women so this comment makes no sense?
>>34724596No, I voted for Al Gore
>scrolling ig reelswhite women in europe making VIRAL reels about how they feel unsafe in countries like Germany and Netherlands Damn man. Is this the consequence of their own action biting them in the ass.thats rough.
>>34724778Did you try taking a shower, getting a haircut, and being yourself?
>>34724785
>>34724087MIllidan Stormrage before TBC mischaracterized himThe Boss from Metal Gear
>>34724790Looks aren't my primary issue, I just don't really talk to people especially in an intimate or romantic manner.
>>34724759Dunno. My face isn't great but my proportions generally keep me at least in the middle of the pack.
If I can't have her then I'm gonna kill myself, I am absolutely undeserving of life if I fumble her.
I need a mean girl gf
>>34724818Sex with Regina
>>34724325>do you reasonable expect from first dates in terms of physical contact?If we had sex, that'd be great to top off a good night together, but not required. If we've been drinking a lot and the vibe and chemistry is really good, I'd go in for a kiss. If she gave me a hug goodbye I'd be happy under the assumption she meant it; don't really care for a pity hug. Handholding isn't too much, but it would definitely be a lot, though not too much for me to handle since I'd really like it cause it means she's comfortable with me. >do you believe if you pay for her dinner she owes you something?no
>>34724818Her arms are thicker and beefier than mine And I'm male
>be me >on a whim decide to ask out a girl for the first time in 9 years>she gently declined, but it was about as good a rejection as you could hope for>notice now that when I am in public more women seem to smile at me and chat with me more than socially necessary>very unusual, because before I would either get ignored or get a cold shoulderWhat the fuck is going on?
>>34724830women are a malevolent hivemindI keep telling you
>>34724830She sent a message to The Discord
anons i read project hail mary years ago, gonna finally watch the movie because i had an exam earlier today. Ill let you all know what i think
>>34724325If we are going on this date and we didn't know each other well, then I wouldn't expect physical contact, and would be a little suspicious if you did, like you're just doing it out of pity or obligation. I certainly wouldn't think I'm owed anything because if I take you on a date then I did it already knowing I was going to have to pay.
>>34724830the reality is if you arent a conventionally attractive chad you will get rejected 99/100 times you try, so keep rolling the dice.and yes even if she says "sure lets go hang out" that doesnt mean anything.t. was hanging out with chick from my gym, 1on1, and I found out later that she was in relationship anyway
Oh btw i was shadow anon
>>34724838boob and pussy.the movie was pretty nice. even though it had a little bit of reddit humour moments (oh my science)i enjoyed it. didnt read the book.
>>34724838Boobie
>>34724838I ugly cried over the rock creatures.
>>34724838What's it about
>>34724559We can go eat some shit if you live nearby promise I won't kill ya
>>34724469Bitch, just act french and make him romanticize you. Give him french kisses, wear male-gaze fashion, suck his cock like you're a whore for it, let him paint you like a french girl, start saying shit like "ge ne se qua","poo pairee", and scream "baguette" while he fucks you, then cheat on him with the milkman
>>34724843>had a little bit of reddit humour moments (oh my science)thats just how andy weir is. my biggest issue with his writing style is how he writes with the intent to appease dunning kruger IFLS redditors. He does better in PHM than in the martian but it still have that vibe. His astro biology system is very creative (though actually a bit derivative of a nicher earlier work)
>>34724838Unsubscribe from this blog
>34724842>Oh btw i am the tranny who walks like an uncoordinated autistic freakWe know.
>>34724842so this >>>/soc/35216756 is you?
>>34724866King of retards
>>34724866no i havent been on soc in over a year
>>34724869Post your tits there again
>>34724869This >>34724873
>>34724876And pussy too
>did some cooking today>did some reading>did some talkingnot bad, hopefully i don't fucking shit myself and die.
>>34724629Don't stop dating her so she's always easy to arouse because she knows I love her dearly and it reminds her that she loves me backLift her off her feet and carry her to bedPress her against the wall, wrap myself onto her, give a firm loving kiss and then whisper "later" into her ears, give a comfy hug and walk awayWhen she's sitting down, kneel down in front of her and start kissing her legs and thighs and start moving up, then ask her if she's busy? If she says no, then I eat her out until she cums, then leave if she was doing workIf I'm drunk, nibble on her neckor ear while hugging. If she wants more she can escalate, else I cuddle with her as long as I canidk, the 1st is the real one
>>34724878Gotta have them ribs...
>>34724677Sorry bro, that sucks. Either talk to her about it like a rational person or assume she doesn't care for those pics if she doesn't comment on them
Milkers..
I'm gonna leave, I don't need you
foids are interrupting my animu time >:(
Do you guys remember faqgot
>>34724893Yes, he still posts here every day
I really haven't matured or grown at all in the past year.
>>34724898yeah
>>34724898Then you're in the right place
>>34724838Im waiting, have you read H. G Wells?
I wanted to goon earlier but now my libido has completely vanished
>>34724876I agree, I missed them the first time
im taking a driving class as an adult because i have a pathological fear of driving and needing to not fuck up on the road what pathetic things are going on in your life
>>34724913it's not worth it bro
Happy little racist couple
Wow im already really liking this movie, pleasantly surprised so far
>>34724917you got this bro/sis. i believe in you, takes time and consistent practice. lots of people in the usa and eu are late to driving due to their location and upbringing. don't be ashamed. just get good if you need to drive.i have negative love life.
>>34724924out the phone down and pay attention!!!
I'm 21 and I've never had a driver's license lol
To be loved is to be changed
>>34724924>>34724926This is why you can't watch movie's with women
>>34724929if you live in a place with good public transport, there's pretty much no need to unless you just want a drivers license just in case.
Women, do you prefer to be the one bouncing and grinding on him on top, or do you prefer him to be on top thrusting and plapping you? If you have a sample size of 0, then what would you imagine you'd like more?
>>34724932*movies
>>34724924It's normieslop so that makes sense.
>>34724924I just saw this movie too, I really enjoyed itTo believe that he has immaculate coding abilities, I imagined in my head that he had advance AI helping him write the program he uses. Pretty much the only thing I disliked
Who is excited for Spider Man and DOOMSDAY
>>34724935It's so funny how people use that word unironically
Bleed and slump against the wall
There are no women here.
>>34724917Im trying to overcome my general fear of failure which has driven me to be a chronic underachiever my entire life
>>34724946I will be seeing The Odyssey instead of Spider-Man and Dune: Part Three instead of Doomsday.
I work really hard to keep a clean space but people seem to take it as an invitation to mess it up
>>34724946of all capeshit, the absolute worst of it is spiderman.it's about an incel having incel experiences and emotions despite having superpowers.
>>34724960Like what
>>34724935Generally prefer being on the bottom because it's physically less tiring but from a "what feels better" standpoint it doesn't matter.
>>34724952I'm being torn apart. Charlie and Mark are streaming at the same time so I have one on my tv and one in browser.
>>34724946didn't really like the previous movies
But that's the thing. I WANT to be reminded of her. I WANT to stew in those bittersweet memories and feel the things I felt again.
>>34724963Yeah why would people relate to that, totally alien experience
capeshit=dogshit
>>34724946I hope DOOM deports billions of evildoers and acts all Hitlery while defeating the Fantastic Libtards. I really hope they nail the Hitler did nothing wrong part
Women, would you let your hypothetical moid poke and prod your entire body with his penis.
Why are women so squishy and grabbable
you know what I hate? when in porn (solo) women slap their own asses, the sound is annoying and it's just not hot
>>34724929You american? If you live outside of new york city that's unacceptable and you deserve to die alone
I don't think I will ever have a girlfriend
>>34724629Its pointless to even try when you aren't extroverted so I dont
>>34725012Welcum 2 da klub
>>34725007Because you are heterosexual and a certain amount of body fat is required to successfully bring a pregnancy to term.
>>34725007Pornbrained
>>34724946Doomsday yeah spiderman is whatever
>>34725018What
I hope that in my next life I'm a rockstar
>>34725020Its self explanatory
Sometimes I get annoyed at bugs making my life hard when I go so far out of my way to not harm them and just move them somewhere safely. And then I realize that while I might not be a cruel god, I could very well be a bitter and resentful one of of the time, and that I'm not the perfectly good person I wish that I was.
>>34725018But you dont call him a liar, curious
>see discarded homeless sign>see an unopened sandwich>sign says hungryThis is why I never help those useless fucks. Why waste a good sign?
>>34725017Yeah, 17%
>>34725025It is not
>>34725032Well you're really pornbrained if you've lost all higher cognitive function and cant read
>>34725030They're lazy worthless bastards who deserve no compassion
>>34725035It is cute when teenagers learn a new word and have to use in any opportunity they get
>>34725026A good person is someone who is not incapable of evil. A good person is someone who perfectly capable and sometimes even wants to be evil, but chooses not to be.
>>34725030He is just leaving it there for later
Femanons, I found a cashmere sweater today while thrifting. Are you happy for me?
>>34725038You dont deny it though Everybody who posts shit like that is a drooling fucking neanderthal>tfw no gf>x type of girl is so hot>i want to have sex>here's my fetish>literally anything catposter postsShouldn't be allowed to live
>>34724946I was burnt out of superhero movies by avengers civil warWho the fuck is still watching this shit
>>34725046Deny what? You don't even know how to use the word
>>34725007That's fat
>>34725050Youre pornbrained if you post about squishing women out if the blue, over and over and over again. Stop pretending not to understand me
>>34725054So feeling horny == pornbrained in your mind?
is it cringe for men to have hip dips?
>>34725057Posting about it HERE like anybody cares, is
>>34725059Kleinfelters ass nigga
I remember when I used to post on here as a wee 18 year old boy
The first and biggest trauma that every nice girl goes through is when we discover that EVERY male will always go for shitty and dumb women they have NOTHING in common with just because they are much facially and physically superior to you. This shapes your life forever
>>34725059Hip dips aren't real
>>34725061Why? Are you autistic?
>>34725066Yep. Thats life for all people regardless of sex. Get over it already, its been this way for 100,000,000 years
>>34725069>has no sense of reading the room, or understanding why another person might not like his behavior >calling ME an autistlmao typical autistic projection
Hip dip simp needs to chill lmao
>>34725066Is that the femcel version of rejection is worst than rape?
you niggers need to stop arguing. If you dont have a QUESTION for the OPPOSITE GENDER, you should go to /gioyc/ and stop shitting up this thread
>>34725074You can just answer the why though. If you say you are autistic I will just assume you learned a new word and likes to use it
>>34725081Stop with the racial slurs
>>34725084I'm using it simply as a pejorative
>>34725081It's a chatroom old man. Step aside.
>>34725082Kill yourself autist. There's a reason nobody will ever love you. Its because you aren't capable of feeling it, or any other emotion. Because you're an autist
Why did serial killers disappear?
>>34725089You are so angry I just asked why
>>34725090Becaise i dont want people thinking gemini's are psychos
if i was a woman i would be very slutty
Is everyone on this site a racist loser or are there normal people on here?
>>34725097I'm not a racist. But I'm kind of not the most normal person either.
>>34723467Do women expect to be called cutes on dating app?I have talked to few that said that, essentially:>"Well, are you going to say I'm cute or will I unmatch you?"
>>34725097This geberal is very tame compared to the rest of the site
>>34725102general*FUCK I HATE PHONEPOSTING
>>34725097I'm insanely racist but I'm probably the most normal person here
>>34725066>shitty and dumb womenThere's nothing more embarrassing than being a pick me who doesn't get picked. You deserve this.
>>34725097I'm not normal but I'm also not racist.Don't give it attention they just do it more. 3 little dots are right there if you feel like you need to do something.
>>34725066I'll pick you if you want
>>34725066this applies to everyone, shut up uggo. Nobody cares
It triggers me when I get accused of something I know I didn’t do. I think this stems from childhood as it would happen more times than I could count. Then I’d be disciplined if I talked back. Should I go to therapy for this shit?
>>34725115Everyone gets trigger when they're falsely accused holy fuck you niggas have never had a struggle in your life outside of being retarded and punching yourselves in the face over and over and making shit up in your autistic minds get a damn grip
Does therapy actually work?
>>34725117Not for minor shit
>>34725117It can. It depends drastically on what the issue is. Also you have to actually want to address whatever your issue is or it basically is guaranteed to not work.
State GenderThoughts on picrel?
>>34725121do you really think some overworked therapist working in a strip mall is going to cure pedophilia
>>34725124pretty accurate.
>>34725121Heh
>>34725125Flew over blud's head
Women:Do you see white men who date asian women as lesser or pathetic for doing so? Like, they do it because they couldn't get a white woman?
>>34725121By shooting yourself in the face
>>34725115That's...normal though?
Mossad uploading circlejerk porn onto my phone that causes the battery to explode and circumcise me
>Gender>Orientation>CMNF or CFNM>Why?
>>34725136Idk what that is
I’m currently learning french and I’m not gaining the same joy I had when I was learning Portuguese and Spanish. Why?
>>34725138Clothed Male Naked Female or Clothed Female Naked Male?
>>34725139Because you’re being thaughr by french people instead of French-Canadians!
>>34725136The oven in my childhood home had one of those handles and a cleaning function where it burns everything out. One day when I was a kid I was home alone with my uncle and he was pissed off or drunk something. And eventually he got fed up and grabbed my cat and threw it in the oven, and then he locked the handle and set it to clean. And my cat was banging against the glass trying to get out and whenever I tried to get close to let him out he'd grab me and throw me across the room. It smelled horrible.
What is everyone’s enneagram type?
>>34725145I like astrology better, they have funny little characters
Medicine has advanced so fast that they can now do circumcision remotely
Women would you date a man with 65 wpm
>>34725141Why the question mark?>>34725145Ugh I don't know those online tests are pointless I get different answers depending on how I'm feeling that day.
Help the Mossad is inside my phone нeIp▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶
>>34725147Murica!!!They’ll teach little school girls to circumcise little school boys using .22 calibers in class, right before they pledge their allegeance to the flags made in China and eat cosher PBandJ and pretend it’s a real meal!
Will you guys stop it with the fucking acronyms>>34725149I would assume wpm meant words per minute but you said "with" and now I don't know what the fuck is happening.
>>34725155You are correct
>>34725154But guns are good. The gun issue is unironically mostly a gang issue which is unitonically a darkoid issue. Guns never held up a 7/11 and shot the clerk *after* taking the money; it was niggers.
>>34725136F hetero cfnmim insecure and dont like being touched, i want to be the one doing the touching
>>34725161I would touch you and you'd like it
>>34725162i highly doubt that, even if you were my dream guy
>>34725149my wpm is about 100 but I type on a custom layout, not qwerty. why is his wpm so low?>>34725130no? that's stupid and racist>>34725117its worked for me, I did dbt and emdr. but also finding the right meds has worked well
>>34725165I bet you have a very lovely and touchable body
>>34725168>why is his wpm so low?Cuz he's a fucking uncoordinated idiot
>>34725169el o el
I was born to sing
>>34725158Then why the heck did you say "with" instead of " who types" or " who reads"??? I hope you meant typing speed but I have no real way of knowing.
>>34725171he should switch to canary layout like me
He has turned into rotten scum, wtf am I to do now, we've been together over 2 years.
>>34725181I did mean typing speed >>34725182Yeah that'd make it even worse now I have to relearn it
>>34725184>rotten scumElaborate
My typing speed is ass. Never learned to do it the right way or without looking at the keyboard. I haven't had a computer in over a decade so I think I was right to not bother. I literally never use my ring finger and very rarely use my pinky.
>>34725185yeah but if youre only at 65wpm learning a new layout isn't that hard
>>34725188What's even the difference
>>34725097There are no normal people on this site.
>>34725136CfnmJust to gently pet >him and >his gorgeous hair.
Nothing like finding someone whos your exact type while randomly doomscrolling and just having to scroll past knowing he'll never be yours
>>34725195I'm still here
>>34725197Your name starts with an H ?
My ex was nearly perfect except she was 5’6
>>34725200Yep
>>34725203...liar
>>34725200>HMy algorithm is also Hitler edits, feels bad knowing I'll never get the chance to go to bat for him
>>34725204I am a liar I just know that feel. But you know what's worse
>>34724924Absolutely amazing movie. Very true to what i remember of the book. Makes the right changes. Amazing effects. Amazing cinematography. I am very impressed with it
>>34725206what is your real name
>>34725205In the words of Hitler himself, “my sprit will rise from the grave and the world will know I was right”. You can honour him even in death.
>>34725209The sun will rise again, brother.
>>34725207I could copy this review and paste it under any movie
>>34725208I can't tell you that but imagine if you talked and laughed with said type too and then just had to go on like nothing happened
>>34725211I dont really know what to say, i dont want to spoil it for anyonealso im not really a big fan of movies normally so
>>34725202Honestly 2 inches in either direction would have done a lot of good for her
>>34725214ntaShould I read the book first or am I okay if I watch the movie then read the book. I am quite interested in that weird little creature.
>>34724918At least repost the first ones
What do women think of penises that are darker in colour than the rest of the body? Does it bother them?
>>34725130No. There is a lot of pathetic men, some of them will date Asians
>>34725214Have you read any H. G. Wells?
>>34725223They're in the archives
>>34725117Helped me a lot
>>34725224Why does your hormones have to make your dick not match the rest of you?
>>34725220Idk, i think you should read the book first since the movie cuts out a lot of major events for time. There are also several major twists that the movie would spoil. But the book is a bit dry if youre not into hard sci-fi
>>34725231nature i guess
>>34725226no, unforch
Successfully fooled my psychiatrist into giving me ADHD stimulants. I am so clever.
>>34725231Similar to women's vagina's looking darker (purple/brown) colour.
>>34725240Nature how. What is the benefit.
>>34725229Didn't find them in the adv archive
Hump hump hump hump all English Roses
>>34725241NTA but he's not that good.
>tfw no bf to sleep in with
>>34725219Try more like 6. If she was 5 foot I never would have dumped her
If you're attracted to a guy do you raise your arms above your head so he can see your pits? This girl at work keeps stretching with her arms above her head in front of me as if she's showing them off. What is she trying to tell me?
>>34725276She is releasing pheromones to mind control you
>>34725276I noticed that since i was young its one of the reasons i have an armpit fetish
>>34723467Do femalettes here build their own PCs?Every woman I have talked either uses laptops or buys uses gaming PC
>>34725278Well it's fucking working because it's making me want to bend her over in the bathroom every time she does it.
>>34725260It was on soc she didn't have a name back then
>>34724869holy shit has it really been a year
I like making women upset and uncomfortable by ignoring their merits and talents and whatever they're doing in the moment and simply sexualizing them
>>34725285Im building a compute node for educational purposes. But i think PC building is kinda stupid. I hate rgb gamer slop
>>34725285I've never wanted to do this but I'm the rare male non-gamer.
>>34725287How am I supposed to find them then?!
>>34725285It can be a lot more cost effective to buy someones used build that's a few years old. That said PC building is so easy now that it's not really notable if a woman does it.
>>34725276report her to hr, she is deliberately sabotaging your performance by scent marking your territory and making it impossible to focus
Oh god i need therapy
>>34725291You're going to be someone's HPC waifu if you keep doing that.
>>34725311>babe dinner time!>I made you for favorite, embarrassingly parallelizable meatloaf with a sticky turing reduction!*sigh* if only
>>34725318lol
>>34725285It's so cringe how streamer audiences always try and force the girls they obsess over to build PCs so that they can imagine that they're helping her.
All I want to do is choke a thin femanon with my thighs and force her to smell my dick after I've been working all day.And I want her to enjoy that.Is that really too much to ask
>>34723833ewhipdips
>>34725285>Do femalettes here build their own PCs?I never understood this autism when it comes to ''LMAO YOU DIDNT BUILD IT?''yeah bitch, my time is worth more. I'll pay 100 bucks extra on a 2k rig and not deal with the assembly, let a nerd do itI have shit to CNC
Men of ATOGAYou will nEVER be this coolJust letting you kno
>>34725393Hip dips where exactly?
>>34723833what teh fuck do you expect me to say about a goddamned silhouette?
>>34725379its not too much to ask if you can ask as much or more of yourselfgirls like that exist but they are often broody and standoffish so you have to court them skillfully
>>34725410You can see themare you blind?
>>34725415girls like that are the most fun to tease because they think they're such tough shit but then you can bring reality right to them with a few good words and a large, steady hand
>>34725410Are usa hours not over yet
>>34725160>Maintain an entire race into generational poverty by denying them credit loans>Redline their entire neighborhood>In a country with NO basic social services for poor people>No health insurance>No access to higher education>No living minimum wage>Introduce crack in their neighborhoods>They resort to Crimes>Surprised PikachuRemember that niggers are there because your ancestors were too lazy to do any work or chores in your country!
>>34724034Luna still looks good. However, her hairline is noticeably high, so only a handful of haircuts and hair colors work on her.Ginny... Yeah... those wrinkles haven't been kind to herNobody is 16 forever. We're on our 20's now, but you can bet we'll get to our 50's and look like our parents lmao
>>34725421oh are you the wormposter
i wanna see moid sillowets now
>>34725429
>>34725434ok now the real photo
>>34725447
>>34725429No
>>34725285I bought mine, don’t know how to build one, it looks like a nightmare and time consuming
Why do african women wear hiplaces when having sex?
>>34725420Yes, now be a dear and circle the hip dips
GenderWhat books will you read your kids?
>>34725472I usually find books of classic tales from around the world.I also read The Little prince to my son.
Jeetophage when?
>>34723833Seems like you have good proportions. You look like you're slouching a bit though.
>>34725472I am not sure. I used to love Maria Elena Walsh as a kid.
>>34725481That is really adorable
When I hug my dog she makes the cutest little noises of hapiness. She is the most adorable little girl.
>jerk off>hand touches dick>reminded i have a micropenis>get too sad to do anythingwomen dont suffernot like me
>>34725472FFantasy books. Great for imagination, creativity and learning morals in a fun way.
>>34725472Mthat sounds boring
>>34725510MFire up some sph and turn that frown upside down
>>34725467I get that you're insecure and removing your trip to post shit like that and farm attentionbut lets not pretend you cant see them.
>>34725518ive actually tried that in the past it doesnt work it just made me feel sadder, i think im too retarded for it to make sense
>>34725524Then I guess you are not small enough you humble bragger
>>34725472F, Le petit Nicolas because my dad used to read it to me
>>34725527stop gatekeeping tiny penis status
Why are jeets rioting?
>>34725379I doubt you're hygienic enough for that to be hot.
>>34725472MMaybe Aesop's fables, I haven't read them myself idk if the original ones are age appropriate but maybe those.And the Little Prince.
>>34725532No pusi no work
GenderAt what age would you dare leave a child home alone? At what age would you dare let them go on adventure outside on their own?
>>34725285NAG Is assembling your own PC out of components even still meaningful in current year? I'm still running the one I built 15 years ago.
>>34725546M8?
Hi anonettes, I am on a tight budget and I'd like to buy clothes that are made out of natural fibers and colorful/maximalist.Can you recommend me any brands please? Thanks
>>34723497In those cases it seems like ridiculous surgery
Men, have you released semen, also known as coom today?
>>34725559No but I will soon
>>34725136m straight cfnmbecause being naked is somewhat degrading and I enjoy the difference in status
>>34725559Yeah, it was a good one.
>>34725559unfortunately
>>34725546MI'd leave them alone at age 10I'd let them do errands at age 12 (after training them on this stuff)Adventures ig 14?
>>347255593 times..I kept waking up with a boner and having to jerk off to fall back to sleep.
>>34725560>>34725566>>34725568NTA, but you guys better shower before going out if you've done that this morning. The smell clings to you.
>>34725472MDunnoIt would be better if they read by themselvesQuality probably doesn't matter at those lower reading levels, so I'll just grab books from the library
>>34725572>It would be better if they read by themselvesYou have to read to them from a young age to inspire them to learn to read for themselves.
>>34725574>to inspire them to learn to read for themselvesthat never happened to me and it turned out fine
>>34725575>it turned out fine
>>34725571i dont go outside
>>34724436>the void of romantic intimacy?The what? Id like to have sex and physical intimacy, beyond that I do not feel a void in my life. In fact the idea that I gave to give up my peaceful, free life and have someone up my ass 24/7 just to have sex is a big reason why I didnt do it yet.I also dont think that people consider me undesirable, as I never asked out a woman and rejected those who did.
>>34725571Have you ever smelled jizz on a person before? I guess I've been lucky not to.
>>34725574Hmm I supposeWould there be value in reading higher level books together? Like YA fiction
>>34724368There are women who will let you fuck them 4 times a day?
I need an ace gf.
>>34725559Cumming without ejecting that gross substance would be better. Hopefully they make medicine for this.
>>34725599I would like to cum with a whipped cream ngl
Can the weather be swarthy?It's so humid, but still hot.
>>34725586>Would there be value in reading higher level books together?Yes.>Like YA fictionNo, not that slop.
>>34725615i mention YA fiction because it's the only thing I can think a kid might be interested in readingI suppose encyclopedias might be good but those have less vocab and sentence variety
What is the most extreme thing you got in trouble for at school?I got expelled for running a tickle for hire service where I advertised that my classmates could pay me money to tickle them, with foot and toe tickles fetching the highest price.The school considered it prostitution and inappropriate sexual behavior. But it fell just short of actual sex so the school wasn't able to press charges.
>>34725617Ask google classic novels you can read in a day and you get a good sample of more or less good books you can skim before reading them to your kid.
>>34725628Slut
>>347256282.2/10 writing skills
>>34725628I beat the shit out of a girl for spreading rumors. I took my dad's oversized, steel-toed boots to recess and smashed her shin as hard as I could to get her to the ground, then started hitting her until teachers came. She switched schools and I was only suspended for a little bit. I regret resorting to violence, but she would've escalated things sooner or later anyways.
>>34725633what rumours?
>>34725608why did you post a recording of femanon on friday night
>>34725636Racist and sexually-explicit ones.
>>34725637Femanon is not THAT tiny.Though she is of throwable height.
>>34725628FOne bimbo cucked me out of my high school crush so I wrote her phone number and "I suck dicks" on a bridge next to school and someone saw me and told the teachers :(
Why was everyone in my life so okay with me selling my penis and poo hole by the hour for the pleasure of elderly women and gay men when I was a teenager?
>>34725639I received those. Not really racial, but more like. There were rumors that I was a Jew. My classmates put up posters of me in striped pajamas and photoshopped my face over photos of concentration camp victims.
>>34725651>My classmates put up posters of me in striped pajamas and photoshopped my face over photos of concentration camp victims.You went to school with some real assholes.
>>34725651>My classmates put up posters of me in striped pajamas and photoshopped my face over photos of concentration camp victims.LOL
When she was in HS mom rejected a guy who was an asshole and he put photoshop posters of her as a witch all over the school.
>>34725657Witches are hot. I bet that boosted her popularity and got her date requests from men who hoped she'd put a spell on their penis.
>>34725651That's nothing.
>>34725660Lmfao. My mom is like model pretty. She is extremly gorgeous and she would date ugly nerdy guys. In the end she married my dad, who is a gamer and a weeb. My dad is not ugly but he isn't handsome either. He is really sociable and kind tho.
>>34725666>my dad.... who is a gamer and a webI'm sorry to hear that your dad is a pedophile, I hope he didn't do anything weird to you as a kid :(
>>34725628As a 8yo I didn't know shit about sex, so one day I gooned in class. I also cursed once in front of the whole school when I was giving a speech.
>>34725628I got in trouble for never doing my schoolwork. I found it unbearable so I just never took notes or tried at a lot of points.
>>34725668Lmfao, my dad is the best, I love my dad. My mom got sick when I was a kid and he raised me. Definetly not a pedo. Don't insult him asshole.
Matched with a girl Monday night, messaged a little back and forth before bed.Yesterday morning she's back onto me at 9:30, so we text a bit more until I give her my number and get her onto whatsappText the entire afternoon pretty much.Can tell she's a little inexperienced with dating because she kinda gets nervous whenever I try to push it forward, e.g. moving to WhatsApp, putting the idea of a date out there etc.Eventually after teasing her a few times I just tell her the plan for the weekend. I'm away the weekend and we'll go for a date Friday, but we need to meet halfway. Again kinda pushes back says she has plans with her friend Friday. I disregard it say yeah me. Ultimately she doesn't want/cant to do this week. Which means its next weekend which is very far away, but the texting is super hot right now, that cant last until next weekend. Offered her a phone call to discuss what our options are, she started sending me voice notes so I didn't think a phone call was a big step, but again got kinda nervous about a call and I said its fine if she's not comfortable with. Do I go back and ask again about Friday or do I just stop/slow texting her for a few days then pick it back up next week?
>>34725668kill yourself
>>34725633In HS everyone would say my bestfriend and me were lesbians because we were so close.
>>34725674Awwww she sounds so adorable and shy!
Anyone else struggle with vulnerability? I am often told romance requires sincere, authentic openness. I dont think I have ever experienced true openness at a psychological, emotional level. I can engage in it intellectually, via honesty and sharing privacy with someone and so on. But I have never really felt it. Like an atrophied muscle that cant even articulate anymore, sort of. I find it nearly impossible to trust or be intimate with others for this reason.Both genders, anyone ITT relate to this? Any fixes for it you've had success with?
>>34725676Are you really friends if you don't get hit with THOSE allegations?
>>34725628I demolished some guys face with a bike chain aftfer he cornered my sister and groped her. He was one of the school Chads and used to women letting him do whatever. Judge let me off the hook after I hammed it up as the bullied depressed nerd in court. I did get kicked off the school and had to go to another one.And I lost any and all repsect for tall muscular sports guys from then on until today. They rely on appearing imposing far too much.
>>34725668>she rewrote that quote instead of just quoting it directlyWhy are you so weird.
>>34725685>Why are you so weird.She got raised by a gamer and a weeb. Lrn2read
>>34725678She text me literally the entire afternoon, replying all the time instantly. She does seem like a very nice person, just a bit nervous and inexperienced with dating.
>>34725682I am too open and vulnerable. It isn't good either. You need a middle point. I tell my fiancé every insecurity and thought. Its really not hot and also overwhelming for him, so I had to stop. i think it's better to be mysterious.
>>34725684incel revenge fantasy
>>34725688She is in love with you.
>>34725692So what should I do. try and force something through this week, or wait a week and a half.
>>34725682Being vulnerable doesn't mean being some softy or a pushover. Men often get that wrong and struggle to open up, especially those who had strict dads.Johnny Depp or Henry Cavill are good examples of healthy male vulnerability imo
>>34725694I have no idea. I don't want to give you crappy advice and fuck up things for you. You know her better than I do.
>>34725674She already said she has plans on Friday, why would you ask again?
>>34725686Shut the fuck up. My dad is based.
>>34725695Maybe I worded it poorly. I dont feel any ego-based fear of vulnerability. In my mind it feels entirely unattainable. Trust and passion and connection just don't click for me, with anyone in my life.
>>34725698Because I'm a guy who she wants to meet, and a week and a half is genuinely a long time to wait
>>34725676Better than being accused of sleeping with teachers, having your lawn and mailbox fucked with, having racial slurs written in your notebooks, etc.
>>34725703No, YOU want to meet, and you keep insisting on a day she isn't available. You're being weird desu
>>34725705I am sorry you went through this. That's fucked up.
>>34725708I hope shit like the stuff mentioned ITT doesn't happen as often in schools anymore, but with the internet being such a big thing now I can only assume it's even worse. Just not as physical.
>>34725700You get no fun from interacting with friends? Joking with them or poking at them? That's grim
>>34725699I didn't say that he was not >>34725703>and a week and a half is genuinely a long time to waitAmong people who have an actual life, it isn't. Get a life nerd. Meet other women or do stuff so you don't need to fill every minute with the first girl you meet.
>>34725703>and a week and a half is genuinely a long time to waitIt objectively is not.
>>34725707>>34725715>>34725716Ok ok, I will cede. But what is my texting strategy, should I back off for a few days or what?
I miss him so much i hope someone fucking shoots me. Dont ever fall in love or be with someone its not worth it
>>34725717Idk, what do you think it would actually achieve
>>34725721I'm just thinking, we text for literally 6 hours straight yesterday. Its not possible to keep that going for the week and a half. So it has to slow down now and no logistics can be discussed, so the convo is gonna get a little boring. I wont be texting when I'm away, so maybe a little bit in the next few days, then nothing over the weekend, then ramp back up early next week monday/tuesday when we can actually make plans. But I still think it sounds like it could be a lot of texting for 2 people who've never met who might not get on irl.
>>34725718whyd you two break up
>>34725726We were at different stages in life, hes doing his masters, im in my first year, he wants to move when he graduates but i have to finish school. Plus we started fighting all the time about nothing and im over emotional so every fight feels like life or death and its too much to handle. Also i talk a lot and he tends to be quiet so we would have really imbalanced conversations. Despite the flaws i still miss him and wish we could get back together even though we would probably just break up again
>>34725686>a gamer and a weebIn other words, a pedophile
>>34725724You're overthinking it imo, sure it's normal if the texting slows down but it's not like you have to stop just because you may be overdoing it.
>>34725734Iktf, unfortunately liking someone doesn't help you get along better... It sure sucks
>>34725741Romance and dating is because it ALWAYS ends. Whether through death or a break it is inevitable. The more you love the more you lose and i fucking hate losing things.
Women, do you any self-defense moves?
>>34725751Yeah, the Joestar secret technique
>>34725755Unironically the smartest thing you can do
>>34725751Pissing my pants and crying for my life until the carjacker was so shaken that he dropped me off at a bus station in a nicer part of the city worked well, at least.
>>34725501I dont dogs like being hugged.
Anons I am working on a vynil for my fiancé. Do you know any alt rock/shoegaze love songs that aren't toxic?Every love song I like seems to be toxic T_T
>>34725253That's very bad, you'll regret abusing drugs.
>>34725798Kek you deserve it.
>>34725801Sure. Any love songs? I am thinking of just going instrumental.
>>34725805I might go Deafheaven, Alcest, Smashing Pumpkins, Autumn's Grey Solace...
I still think grinding is the perfect sex act>Both peen and clit gets stimulated>No risk of pregnancyAm i wrong?
>>34725798wonderwall
>>34725798What does this mean, you are pressing a mixtape onto vinyl? If so, that’s pretty cool and I didn’t know that’s a thing
why is youtube recommending me videos of people staring at walls
>>34725472MThe HobbitThe Lion, the Witch & the WardrobeWhere the Sidewalk EndsWhere the Wild Things AreIn the Night KitchenStrega NonaI want them to read The Little Prince as well but think it’d make more of an impression if they read it themselves.
>>34725819I think so. Having a guy's body slam into mine or me slamming mine against his is an irreplaceable part of sex for me.
B.A.N.
Summer used to be the most lively time for this thread. It's over. RIP /atoga/.
>>34725854As others have pointed out, the whole site is losing users.
>>34725854It's the middle of a work day.
>>34725408Ew
For almost a week the thought to masturbate comes to my mind I say sure yeah then I just don't
>>34725854It means people are graduating You can too
I think what this means is that I am ready to move up. That is to have sex.
>>34725866Somebody I know is graduating meanwhile I am about to switch uni for the 4th time
>>34725427no?
Women, do you agree that men are biologically incompatible with monogamy? Would you be willing to accept a partner acting in accordance with that fact and never agreeing to "official" monogamy?
>>34725875>the last thing Charlie sees before meeting his untimely demise
>>34725866What’s your Atoga diploma say on it
>>34725878No. But I do think that nonmonogamy is valid if everyone involved is on the same page.
>>34725887Magna Cum Laude
>>34725889La di da
>>34725888Yeah, I'm trying to gauge how willing women are to do that. I just can't do the monogamy thing, I don't cheat because I value my integrity, but being unable to do anything with other women eventually makes me resentful towards my gf for keeping me from doing it. For literally no good reason except the female compulsion to have a man all to themselves.
>>34725893I did pretty good
>>34725895Did you get what you were looking for
>>34725894Why are you resentful at your gf and not at your integrity that forbids you to cheat? You coward
>>34725897Yes
>>34725901What was it?
>>34725885I am worried about charlie. I don't like him personally, but he doesn't deserve to be squashed to death.
>>34725878No. Monogamy is a choice and polyamory is a harder choice than being a manwhore. If men don't create stability in relationships, they should be kept in cages.
>>34725854Outdoors fun rn, you wierd homebody
>>34725904Confirms this>>34725903 concern
>>34725902Replies
>>34725894>I just can't do the monogamy thing>For literally no good reason except the female compulsion to have a man all to themselvesYour post leads me to believe that you are not the type of person that can have a healthy nonmonogamous relationship. I'm in one, and we aren't in this kind of relationship because "we can't do" a normal relationship. We are together because it was the best way to reconcile our mutual feelings for each other.Diminishing the value your gfs have had concerning monogamy while preaching that you simply cannot be monogamous for no reason other than "you just can't" makes you come across poorly. It sounds to me like you have a one-dimensional interest in relationships as a whole and want to exercise your control over others to satisfy your own preferences. You belittle the preferences of others whom you purportedly care about enough to date them, as well.
>>34725900Because I wasn't aware of the reason then and was still wondering why I was fighting with her more and more until I realized the reason. Needless to say I have not gotten another gf yet before I figure this out. >>34725904Polyamory is a complete meme and utterly retarded. I may want to fuck several women, but pretending that I love them to the same degree as my gf is nonsenical.
If you were on a vacation with your wife to a town where your ex lives, would you try to sneak out and link up with that ex?Say this ex offers something sexually that your wife cannot (she's super submissive and your wife isn't, or reverse, whatever works for your situation). But also you have daily sex with your wife, if anything she's hornier than you.
>>34725915No.
>>34725913Yeah, maybe I expressed myself in a bad way.Thing is, I honestly could never really empathize why peopel insist on their partners not having sex with others, it is just not very important to me as long as no lying takes place and boundaries are respected. I frankly do not understand why it is of such extreme importance to some that their partners only have sex with them and no one else. It seems random and arbitrary to me.
>>34725915why you cheating on your wife man
>>34725914Guess you don't love your parents or your family equally either since you're just so monogamously retarded.
>>34725917Your lack of empathy doesn't change the fact their feelings on what their relationships should be like are as valid as yours. But you aren't obligated to empathize with people who think differently than you, just sympathize with them. You know what you want, even if you can't articulate why. So you can be productive and explore your feelings while still meeting new people and making it clear with potential partners that you strongly feel the need to have sex with multiple partners or whatever you seem to get out of your perception of "nonmonogamy". Maybe you'll narrow down your needs and their motivations in a way that makes them even easier to vet with new partners.
I need to spend less money, but I am encountering only situations that require me to spend more money
>>34725878I think it varies from person to person, but I am personally very possessive and jealous and so is my boyfriend so we are monogamous, a bit codependent, and happy with it.There are women willing to have open relationships, it's just more rare than in the gay community. It's VERY common for gay dudes to fuck other guys while still having a main guy. Maybe try dating bisexual and chill women. You might find potential partners in kink spaces too, lots of alternative sexual lifestyle people there. If you're trad you might be a bit doomed though, so best to stay single and just fuck around on your own.
>>34725924Sounds like you need to earn more money instead, brokeboi
>>34725927Do I start selling hole
>>34725929Probably a bad idea
GenderWhat’s the best thing you ever got for free?
>>34725932MA house
>>34725932MPussy
>>34725934Lucky
>>34725923That is good advice, thanks. That said my ex and myself weren't a good fit on a lot of levels and held very different values in other areas of life too and fought a lot as a result.>>34725925>a bit codependentthats a good keyword. I used to be very codependent with my single mother, a true mommas boy. While we have a good and far healthier relationship nowadays, I guess I really dislike any kind of relationship that reminds me of that.As for the rest , I live in a major European urban center and love going to Raves, so I think thats not a huge issue. I guess theres a component of leftover incel brainrot which tells me that women will only allow Chad to fuck around on them and not a more normal guy like myself.
>>34725940Extremely. I didn’t expect that at allI’d been renting it from my granddad since 2019 and then he dropped that bombshell on me last winter
Would women visit their boyfriends if they ever got thrown in the gulag for wrongthink?
People that have noped out of AI super early without actually thinking about how to use it are fucking dumb.
>>34725772Women truly have it on easymodo
>>34725798>Do you know any alt rock/shoegaze love songs that aren't toxic?>Every love song I like seems to be toxic T_TAlt rock is kinda emo, right? You can't expect non-toxic love songs if the point of the whole genre is to be dark lol
fuck me I did it again
>>34725961You played with my heart? Got lost in the game?
I wanna find something to direct some laughter at with her
>>34725964no I would never play with someone's feelings
>>34725966Ah. So you’re at least *that* innocent
You know what, I wouldn't mind a Muslim gf. She's a pure virgin, doesn't drink, has no retarded tattoos or shitty piercings AND knows how to cook good food? What's the catch? Having to pray 5 times a day?
>>34725967people have told me I'm more innocent that I let on
>>34725949Fine by me. Goyim gonna goy.
I wouldn't mind a half chinese gf
>>34725949AI has it's uses, but generative AI trash.
>>34725970>Muslim gf. >She's a pure virgin, doesn't drink, has no retarded tattoos or shitty piercingsLol. Lmao, even
Blueberry coffee actually isn't that good.Now I have to suffer through this whole creamer bottle. Why did I do this to myself? Because change is good, and different could be good. But now I can't waste food and have nobody to blame but myself for chosing this.
>>34725974Sorry, your wife will be Full Blooded Chinese. Your children, however, will be part of the Gold Generation.
Can any women explain why you always try to reenter my life right after I’ve met someone new?
>>34725949AI Derangement syndrome is a powerful mental illness.
>>34725979Did you buy the bigass bottle?
>>34725971Well what is it that you did again? I’ll stop making Britney references
>>34725986No. It was a regular sized bottle but there's at least 6 more coffees worth remaining. I am just not pleased.
>>34725878No. I think it's the biological default but we've turned it into this thing that's supposed to last forever and that's just not realistic for the vast majority of people.Also no. I don't want to be with someone if they're fucking other people I don't want gonorrhea. Without the exclusivity they aren't a partner imo.
>chewing on femanon's sweet hands
>>34725972I've been recording a relatively detailed daily journal into a database, then also having a database commonplace book filled with quotes and ideas gathered during reading, and then also having a database of essays I've written about questions while reading, and then also have been working on a character profile of myself that includes as much introspective character as I can manage including the worst parts of myself. Then I made an character profile for the AI attempting to have it derive character and traits from Marcus Aurelius, Otto Von Bismark, Christ, Socrates, Machiavelli, Cardinal Richelieu, Alexander Hamilton, Jung, Shakespeare, and Plutarch. Then I've had it evaluate the journal entries and my weekly recaps on a month by month basis to help identify patterns in my character that I may be overlooking as well as advice on how to approach projects and problems I've been considering. Basically creating an Obsidian database of all these things that the AI can reference to act as a foil for introspection and behavioral experimentation.I don't think this is goyim thinking. I think AI is a genuinely useful tool that is being overlooked by midwits that latch onto some kernels of truth but are throwing out the baby with the bathwater. The only real downside is feeding all this personal info to servers somewhere but I don't think that has any realistic negatives because no one at big data cares about some random user.
>>34725878No not really. Now it is true that men do get horny more often than women and will fantasize about other people more often than women, but I don't consider fantasies to be polygyny. Most human beings are monogamous and prefer to be with one partner at a time.
>>34725932F. A place to live.
>>34725994>the fat festishist has disocvered a new trick to subtly influence mens eating habits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXTgrHruvoo
>>34725932FDoes your parents giving you $600 count?
Is it possible to clean white fabric shoes? Or is it over
>>34725997>Most human beings are monogamous and prefer to be with one partner at a time.Do they genuinely prefer it , or is it simply a lack of options like incels claim?
>>34726009throw them in the wash with bleach poured on top (compartment is too dilute), if its dirt scrub them first, if its blood or grass stains use hydrogen peroxide or sodium percarbonate first. Dont tumblr dry just let it air dry in the sun
>>34726015>tumblr dryhehe
>>34726011I'd say they genuinely prefer it. The incel idea that the average man is lacking in options is nothing more than a cope for them.
>>34726009Potentially. What did you get on them? I used to wash my converse all the time.
I wonder if when she looks up at the smoke stained skies, she thinks of me
>>34725987posted inappropriate images of myself again
i want a femanon to sph me even though my dick is actually pretty huge
I want a femanon to be my wife and have my kids
>>34726024You should probably save that for a human’s eyeballs in real life, yeah
>>34726027Someone else got her bub
>>34726028in my defense they convinced me to do it this time
I want to impregnate every femanon I find attractive
>>34726029We’ll see. There are other femanons too, anyways
>>34726025the dicks femanons have seen are numerous and truly exceptional (by their own admission), so in theory they could SPH all male posters in this thread.
>>34726034Femanons have not and will never see my penis on the computer
she doesn't text me first anymore, it's over....
>>34726025>>34726034Why are you guys so obsessed with dick size? The biggest dick I've seen was genuinely freakish and non-functional. You guys shouldn't idolize that.
>>34725996I work with my LLM in a very similar way, and I agree that it's unfortunate we have to feed the beast, but the pros greatly outweigh the cons. The goy refuses to leverage frontier AI now, and will be years behind when local becomes the standard.
>>34726038>The biggest dick I've seen was genuinely freakishyes, as I've said...
>>34726034>>34726025Whats sphAlso if I follow femanons, there is either a strange abundance of statistically rare dick sizes in their lifes, or they simply see the average dick as gigantic because it makes them feel good. The willingness to trust women with eyeballing and vaginal canalling an objects size on here is oddly naive
>>34726030What did they say and what did you post?
>>34726038when ur dick is actually small, it makes sex and dating offputtingly unpleasant to even consider >big dicks are bad!!cool but that doesnt help me at all unfortunately
>>34726034I've only seen 1 truly exceptional dick. But also only 2 that were genuinely "too small" and I'd never SAY that.
>>34726044Is it "actually small" according to actual realistic measurements and standards, or according to what you see in porn?
>>34726042sph is basically a humiliation fetish that little dick men gaslight themselves into enjoying because it gives them a roundabout way to feel "desired" in an ironic, paradoxical way.
>>34726045>I'd never SAY that.While it is nice that women take the fragile male ego into consideration, it doesn't exactly make anything better. It just leaves us wondering and guessing, because we know you would never ever openly say it.
oh fuck I spoke too soon, she did text me first
>>34726046the former
>>34726023she doesn't
>>34726047Chadsexuality is truly a strange and very online thing
>>34726048>It just leaves us wondering and guessingSo does everything. Literally every word someone says to you could be a lie. Why focus on just the dick stuff? If you're going to be paranoid that she's lying to you you don't trust her enough not to cheat so like, why bother dating at all.If he likes me enough to lie to me about liking my gross saggy titties then that has to be good enough for me. I have no other choice.
>>34726052i dont think it has anything to do with chad memes im pretty sure its just bog standard masochism
>>34726045>and I'd never SAY thatwhat difference does it make, because when you get rid of your bfs it's not like you're spelling out all the reasons to them
>>34726055A lot of men like saggy titties.
>lots of girls love short guys!
>>34726057>what difference does it makeWhat difference would telling him make? All it would accomplish is making him feel bad it's not gonna make it bigger.
>I don't personally know any, but they exist.. surely
Oh women, you fickle pickle ticklers
>>34726038>Why are you guys so obsessed with dick size?because women mocking it is basically a universal cliche
>>34726059I just don't believe it. I'm okay with being lied to about it I know they mean well.
>>34726055I don't know, I've got like six and a half inches and only believed I had a small dick due to being raised by porn.Liekwise most of the guys agonizing over "small" dicks are average at best.>my gross saggy tittiesgood flappy saggers are hot though
I see we're at the part of the thread where insecure guys believe that women are lying if they're not actively berating them for their height/penis size.
Why do humans have such prominent breasts compared to other animals
>>34726063after all of the other 1.35 women he'll ever have an opportunity to meet romantically also get rid of him in a similar way, he will either know or he's a retard
Is it worth buy patent leather if it’s just going to crease like hell
>>34726038Women prefer a dick size much bigger than mine
>>34726071God’s image or something idk
>>34726074Oh yeah? Whats your size?
Growers>>>Showers
If women for some odd reason haven't tried all the bigger dick sizes yet, someone will let them know at the bachelorette party that they've missed out?
>>34726073Patent leather what
>>34726069Literally. The most dick insecure guy I've ever met was the same size as you. Above average girth too. He would cry about it. Like fuck me and my apparently cavernous vagina I guess.>>34726072It has to be SMALL for that to be a "good enough" reason to dump him. We're talking legitimate micro dick. Even then if he's otherwise perfect and good with his hands and mouth...might be worth keeping.
>>34726038because for men, sex is not just intimacy but also a "performance" we're often expected to be skilled at technically, and having a nice dick objectively, inarguably has a significant impact on how that performance goes from a purely mechanical standpoint. Its just too mean and pessimistic to say that out loud so people dance around the issue like they do with a great many things in life.
>>34726085NTAI could talk about the struggles I've had with my BF due to his penis being larger than average (and the fact that I was virgin when we got together), but I already know that's going to cause seething even though I had no idea about his size before we started dating.
>>347260775
Lol idk I got a huge dick
>>34726087sure, big can be bad too, doesnt really disprove what i said in my post at all.
>>34726071I don't think we're totally sure why yet. Personally I'm in the "obvious sign of sexual maturity and fat storage for pregnancy/milk production was probably kind of important for hunter/gatherer societies when trying to keep a baby alive" camp.
I'm gonna get with a girl and then subtly complain that her breasts are too big and gently push her for a reduction. And then when she gets one I'll leave her.
>>34726093My point is that having a big penis can actually be a detriment, but I already know you just want to wallow in self-pity.
>>34726083>Even then if he's otherwise perfect and good with his hands and mouth...might be worth keeping.can work if she's 19 years old and thinks she will get married next year, but standards can only go up and never down, so if she gets a few more bfs and discovers that she can be picky, then why would she be charitable?
>>34726094Hear that flatties you're unfit for reproduction and breastfeeding
>>34726098Bro I'm 34. I feel like there's a middle ground where if you've only experienced like 4 dicks you think there has to be something better or more perfect out there but you touch enough of em and you get over that. I'm less picky not more lmao. Only thing I'm more picky about now than I was at the start is face.
>>34726088Thats literally average. Nothing special, but it gets the job done. If you stop crippling yourself with insecurity so much that you can't even get it anywhere near a pussy.
>>34726067I like them. They’re fun to play with
>>34726104>Nothing special
>>34726098I'm a guy, but standards only go down. Because you notice stuff that you thought was incredibly important doesn't really matter all that much in reality. Been there done that.
>>34726106Well sure I play with them too but quality as a fidget toy doesn't equate to aesthetic value.
>>34726107Yes, average is the definition of "Nothing special". The overwhelming majority of dicks that any given woman has taken will have been about that size.
>>34726109I like the way they look too. Idk how to say that without it come across as no stop you’re so beautiful open bob though
i want to be touched
>>34726103it just so happens that guys in their thirties are less likely to be losing sleep over the size of their dicks and more likely to have become weird looking motherfuckers due to aging and balding...
>>34726113Plap
>>34726109NTA Haptics is literally a function of aesthetics, and I also like the way they look.
>>34726113Again? Are you in a permanent state of this?>>34726004Top 10 horniest.
>>34726114Again. I'm 34. If I had a problem with balding I'd be in trouble lol. And men with aging but not sagging faces are sometimes MORE attractive. If you give me the option of choosing between a 26 year old man and a 36 year old who are equivalent to each other I'm 100% choosing the 36 year old. You have to get up to the 50s before it starts affecting the body enough to really make it a problem and that's just guys who got a lot of sun exposure, used to be fat and aren't doing much to prevent themselves getting fat again.
>>34726116Seeing them plop free from a bra is very aesthetically pleasing
>>34726114>thirties>balding>agingThat only happens to a minority of guys. Once you get to that age, you will notice its not really different from your twenties. The only diffreence I noticed is that I have more money and need to take a day off when I party for three days straight. Thats literally it. And early twenties chicks now appear too retarded to flirt with.
>>34726097yeah I know... that doesnt disprove or have anything to do with my post. Learn to read, retard.>self-pity.I was explaining why dudes are obsessed, not my own persobal experience. My dick is huge and I love it.
>>34726112Even when she's on all fours and they look like tennis balls in plastic grocery bags? I don't buy it.
>>34726127Yes!
>>34726095let me have her afterwards, ill encourage her to get implants then bribe the surgeon to botch the job
>>34726124>aging and balding only happens to a minority of guysAbducted and killed by ayyliens at 25, prevented from aging and balding
>>34726127SureAnd honestly, if it bothers you that much, getting a boob job is not a big deal and generally works well on saggers. Dick surgery doesn't really work and has a high chance to fuck up your dick in comparison.
>>34726128I'm judging you because I think you have bad taste but I won't go so far as to kink shame lol. Like what you like but I'm never gonna fully believe it because I personally think they're gross.
>>34726113Sometimes you do give the impression of being a bit touched, to be honest.
>>34726133Not really the point of the conversation but I'm the type to be more unhappy with surgical results than I was with the before. I have zero trust in doctors too. Plus it feels like a waste of money.It makes a lot more sense to accept what I've got and graciously accept compliments I can never fully believe. I don't think my ugly tits diminish my worth as a partner at all. I just think they're gross, it's nbd.
>>34726134>you have bad tasteYou wound me! lolI’m sorry you feel that way. I strongly doubt I’m in the minority for liking them
>>34726071The explanation I've heard is boobs are basically a butt shape on the front side. Essentially a sexual attractor for a species that mates face to face. Compare that to other mammals who tend to mate from behind.
Like two suicide notes in a glitter bra
>hot women hiding their reddit historyThis feels illegal.
>>34726150what?
>>34726148Are they at least well-written
>>34726071God thought I would like it and shit dude he was right
What's the best way to get some "charity" directly to people like sending someone hungry and struggling a pizza and dessert? My boyfriend allows me to use a % of his money every month and all my needs are taken care of, so I want to use the rest of it to improve the world a tiny little bit.I already found a way to support animal rescues through amazon wish lists where I send food packages directly, which feels pretty save and useful. But when it comes to supporting humans directly I am worried about getting:- scammed by people who are just lazy and look for a free meal- people with political beliefs that clash too extremely with mine (yes, I don't want to support them, for example I send a lot of food and aid to a rescue and then the Lady had a meltdown over "trump supporters" and that they are all evil people... I didn't vote for Trump but I am also not anti-Trump... in this case I felt it was okay because the cats got fed after all and they are innocent, but when it comes directly to humans I want to be more careful)
>>34726151Nothing to explain.
>>34726156Send it to me
Women with bush>>>>>>>women with no bushSimple as
>>34726161On opposite day
>>34726157are you stalking hot women on reddit?
How creeped out would a woman be if she learned I used a picture I found on social media of her as a reference for a painting? I’m thinking I should take this to the grave with me but am curious
>>34726164And he wonders why they private their profiles
>>34726164No.They post something hot and I want to see more of them.I don't keep track of them.
>>34726164NTA but if they don't want people looking, they should stop being hot!
I want her unsugared taste
>>34726180No, they should keep being hot regardless, even if it's just for herself.
>>34725949Idc for it
What's the point of being hot for yourself? Being hot is for attracting other people.
>>34726004That song sucks. https://youtu.be/PekwWBHDKik
>>34726184I want her seared bite
>>34726191To wear comfortable modest clothing and being kind to everyone but also knowing to be extremely cautious around others too.
>>34726192Why do they always sound like they got kicked in the balls
>>34726156Most charity is a scam. You’re better off using that money to develop yourself so you personally can make the change you want to see.
Women, which phase of your cycle do you enjoy most, and why?
>>34726199Most, sure. But sending cat or dog rescues food that goes directly to the animals isn't. Or sending a person directly a warm meal and dessert when they are poor and can rarely treat themselves. I guess I was just wondering how to do that without getting scammed there, the latter especially.
>>34726198Maybe this is more down your alley https://youtu.be/RRh0QiXyZSk
>>34726202Yeah that's basically what I sound like
>>34726161No bush is better than bush, but having hair down there that's trimmed is better than no bush.
>>34726200Post-menstruation, obviously.
>>34726200refusal of the callits the part that makes free will feel real
>>34726209You're good at posting
Females, what do you think of males like this?
Yeah you know what I'm gonna kill myself over a girl. Fuck this shit what's the point without her.
>>34726113Lying
>>34726156Son't listen to that disgusting, pessimistic piece of shit who never wants anything to say.What you're doing by supporting via direct needs is a good idea.What I personally would do is looking into charities that are about something you care about lot. Or bigger charities where you can donate towards specific goals. It's how I found my charities in the past.
>>34726212Plenty of points
>>34726211Respectable. Admirable. Sweet.
>>34726211Fucking pussies. There's a time and a place for everything, including shouting profanity (like at the rabbits that keep eating my fucking zucchini).
>>34726201How do you know they aren’t a scam? Have you personally inspected these shelters and verified that they aren’t just selling the food and are actually feeding their animals?> Or sending a person directly a warm meal and dessert when they are poor and can rarely treat themselvesMost homeless people are homeless by their own choice. You are nearly always being scammed by them.I say this as someone who with bright eyes and fluffy tail started their own charity to help students who were struggling. During our sessions for people to register for aid I would ask basic questions like “Do you have a job?” And they would all go into a long story about how they don’t but it’s actually not their fault at all because of X, Y, and Z. Now none of their reasons were extraordinary. I got kicked out of my parents house before I was old enough to sign a lease, I lived out of my car for a year, I still held a job, I resisted taking drugs, alcohol, etc. The experience radicalized me; none of these people had actual reasons for their situation outside of “I personally made a choice that had an obvious consequence which I ignored”
Females, what it like not having a Y chromosome?
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I don't cuss ever even when alone. Makes my cusses impactful when I use them which is very rate.
>>34726220>like at the rabbits that keep eating my fucking zucchiniFeed them to me.
>>34726222They have large properties with countless animals on them, it is visible in many videos and the address is listed also. If you really have 100+ cats on your property you do need tons of food either way.
>>34726165Depends on how normal presenting you are and how good the painting turned out. Best results if she's also an artist.
I really want to know what it’s like having a penis. I was to be able to swing my gentials around too. :/
>>34726215Like what
>>34726226No, I'd get in trouble. I have to hope the bobcats come back to save me.
>>34726231Not telling. Figure it out your self.
>>34726229Swing your flaps
>>34726223I'm quite used to it, it feels pretty normal!
>>34726233I can cook them for us.Both the zucchini and the rabbits.
women, if you hug a guy tightly, does it hurt your boobs?
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>>34726236I don’t have any. I’m not fat. I barely have titties.
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>>34726212Don't do it. Just contact her
>>34726242>I don’t have any. I’m not fat.nta, i imagine he's talking about your vag flaps
>>34726239Only if there's friction against my nips and they're out.
>>34726191To feel good about yourself?>>34726200The part of the follicular phase between my period and ovulation I guess. I feel "normal".>>34726211Old fashioned or naive. Maybe both.>>34726239It can. Being pressed down hurts more than being pressed up if that makes sense.
there are flatties in the chat right now that is very hot
Women check this out:8====D~
Bashes your head it with a rock *take that!*
>>34726250They are the most bend- and throwable ones.
TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUPENGLAND ENGLAND
Is it fail and cringe to have a muse
>>34726251I never understood making a dick that way. To me, they're more like CEEED~.
>>34726259Depends
>>34726255Whenever I get thrown around in bed, I end up hitting my head somehow. I've banned it now.
>>34726261>CEEEDwtf how? lmao1 ball? uniform thickness between shaft and head??
I want a woman that I'll be too afraid to hurt by hugging her too tightly because she is so skinny
>>34726265>1 ball?The sack is pretty rounded whenever I see it.And === makes the shaft way thinner than the giant D head. The dicks I've seen weren't like.
>>34726251pencil dick
>>34726262It's not work that I display to anyone, just practice
Here are some things I would refuse to do with my girlfriend: blowjob, bondage, slapping(on the face), choking, gripping of the limbs that would leave a mark, throwing around
>>34726263Ass too fat.
>>34726211I am like this too except the occasional rant about those niggerbros
>>34726249>To feel good about yourself?I don't understand. You feel good about yourself when you attract attractive people. If you don't care about that then it makes no sense that being hot should make you feel good about yourself.
>>34726274My fat ass has nothing to do with my head being a magnet for furniture edges.
>>34726212Is she really worth it? She rejected you after all.
>>34726273You lost me at blowjob. I couldn't imagine dating a guy who wouldn't be happy that I want to inhale his dick every day.
>>34726278If I look in a mirror and think "I look like shit" that feels bad. If I look in the mirror and think "I look nice today" that feels good.
>>34726280can't your tardproof your place. Or quickly slip one one of those helmets when sex is at hand.
>>34726273You don't like blowjobs? Are a Christian or is because you get nothing out of it or are you afraid of stds? Or she'll kiss you with your cum on her mouth?
>>34726282And I couldn't imagine having respect for a woman I am dating that would want to choke on my penis
>>34726284This only makes sense to me in the context of looking bad/good for other people.
>>34726282>I want to inhale his dick every day.Is that really a thing for women? And something that doesn't just peter out once you've been together a few years?
>>34726288I'm not religious. I just don't find it dignifying.
I got a bf who helped me starve but we were 14 and 13 so he didn’t really know it was wrong. He’d eat food in front of me, turned down me asking for any. I still imagine him with me when I want to eat snacks and I stop myself easily from eating snacks.
Women, what’s your favourite muscle on a guy?
>>34726286I'm not going to wear a helmet to have sex. I'm not that far gone yet.>>34726289Why not? What's wrong with your penis?>>34726292>something that doesn't just peter out once you've been together a few yearsI don't think I'd get bored of it, but I haven't had a relationship last more than that either.
>>34726290Skill issue
>>34726290Why can't I be people? Think of it like decorating your bedroom. You spend a lot of time in there you kind of want to like how it looks.
>>34726200My period, I am forced to slow down and take care of my self
>>34726280A.) I wanted to see if it's you.2: A fat ass CAN make throwing harder.
>>34726297Tongue. Or the sternocleidomastoid.
>>34726298There is nothing wrong with my penis I just find the image of a woman sucking a penis degrading and pathetic.
>>34726282This is only interesting if you'd also want to inhale my cum.
>>34726297His dick
>>34726305And if she wants to be degraded?
>>34726305Doesn’t that mean you’re asexual or something?
>>34726307That's not a muscle
>>34726309It means he is a conservacuck.
>>34726308Then I won't date her>>34726309Why would that make me asexual? Handjobs are fine
>>34726311Conservatives are usually hyper degenerates behind closed doors.
Little prude
>>34726311No I'm not. I am not even a United Stater
>>34726311Liberals are usually the ones with these ideas of sex being an inherently unequal thus degrading act.
>>34726302I don't get thrown like an axe at those weird bars. The weight distribution shouldn't matter when the target is a bed three feet away.>>34726305It's not A PENIS in this case, it's YOUR PENIS. The one attached to the man your gf hypothetically loves with everything she has. I don't understand how you can dislike the idea of it alone in that context.>>34726306I'm working my way up to that.
>>34726312Idk but you’re retarded and weird either way.
Going on my first dose of Ritalin today, wish me luck.
MAre the opposite genders listening to any music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTrD4P2Hp54
>>34726297External obliques. Or anything on the thigh, I love jacked thighs
>>34726316>I am not even a United StaterUtterly irrelevant and nobody asked.
My global passive can’t be this cute
>>34726323A conservative anywhere else is very different from a conservative in the usa
How rare is it for a woman to actually like penises? i feel like i hear more about women who either think they are gross, or just apathetic towards them
>>34726325You are extensively retarded.
>>34726321Yes SOAD rn
women is a man sucking on your breasts considered freakyit seems fine to me but i might be wrong so i wanna hear some input
>>34726325It would be really cool to live in a US where words like liberal and conservative meant the same things they did in other places. Might finally happen this century desu
Women how would you react if you walked in on your bf watching deep tissue massage asmr?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXqXllCyG6w
I didn't realise not wanting to get a blowjob was this frustrating to some of you. I just don't think a self respecting woman would want to do that deed.
>>34726326Penises are absolutely awful in a vacuum. But they're hot in the context of them being attached to certain people or being used in certain contexts, if that makes sense. A general, disembodied penis will never be appealing.
>>34726299*yawn*>>34726300>Why can't I be people?You can be people. But if you consider yourself OTHER people I'm worried about the state of your mind.>Think of it like decorating your bedroom. You spend a lot of time in there you kind of want to like how it looks.I don't spend a lot of time looking at myself in the mirror. I'd spend even less time if I didn't care about looking presentable for other people.
>>34726331They do mean the same things you retard. There’s a difference between Liberal and Conservative, and liberal and conservative
>>34726326Those women are not hetero then
>>34726329I wouldn't consider it freaky, I just wouldn't enjoy it.>>34726333The issue is you making it a matter of respect. What's wrong with you that her doing something with you that you would otherwise enjoy somehow makes her less respectable?
>>34726333That’s an inherently misogynistic idea, you know that right? Taking a very basic and nearly expected part of a woman’s sexuality and calling it pathetic and degrading is not a respectful act towards women.
>>34726329I think it’s so hot seeing a man drink breast milk. I wish I had a husband and some lactate meds.
>>34726324Your what
My boss’s daughter just died of an asthma attack. Life is precious, anons.
>>34726341My global passive
>>34726335>'m worried about the state of your mindNTAYou shouuld be MUCH more worried about your own state of mind.
>>34726328Syndrome of a downNot bad, not bad
>>34726342Wtf for real?
Moids, do you think that by having sex with a woman you are defiling her in some way?
>>34726340I asked my ex if she would induce lactation for me, she said no. Sad
>>34726340>lactate meds.That's... a thing?
>>34726342Wtf, that's terrible
>>34726342Make fun of him. Scream CAN'T HANDLE THE BANTZ if he gets angry.
I wanna sit on the quay with her on a winter night and look out at the city lights
>>34726347In a “if someone caught us then people would think about me very differently”, yes. I am very formal and reserved person IRL, people have told me I come off cold and scary. But I am very into BDSM. So I imagine that would be quite a whiplash for lots of people.
>>34726342That's heartbreaking, and it is. I'm sorry to hear that.Not to make this about me, but I had an asthma attack earlier this year that I could have probably died from if I hadn't called an ambulance in time. the EMTs said as much themselves.
>>34726347It's something that can be roleplayed.Even ruined and corrupted.It's hot.
>>34726343What is that
Ok I just want everyone into BDSM hanged to death.
>>34726347No, but part of my sexual fantasy life involves me being very domimant. The woman may feel defiled by that.
>>34726357An effect that affects all things and happens without my active participation.
>>34726347Yes but other guys especially
>>34726347Hell no. I only have sex with women I love, and I see it as sharing something with someone. It's the most intimate thing I can share with someone.
>>34726358They usually hang themselves anyway. They can only coom by having rope around their necks.At the same time, i would tie you up and fuck you without your consent. I don't even care what gender you are.
>>34726095>>34726130Reminder to not listen to whiney moids
>>34726361An AFFECT that EFFECTSI fucking hate English
>>34726340i just wanna suck on her boobs while we cuddle i dont actually wanna drink her milkies
>>34726355Glad you are still here and able to shitpost with us, anon.
>>34726364I hate you.
>>34726347No. Not even slightly. In fact women assuming/asking things adjacent to this so often makes me wonder if its just mass-projection, unironically.
>>34726350Yes you can induce breast milk without a baby or pregnancy.
>>34726367That's incorrect.
>>34726367Their global passive has a strong grasp of the English language, it seems
>>34725395>my time is worth moreyour time is worth mo re than multi-millionaire Henry Caville's?
>>34726367Aaaactually... effect would be the appropriate word to use here. Nobody calls activated abilities or buffs "affects", but "effects" is a widely accepted colloquialism for that sort of thing.
>>34726375How stupid.
>>34726370Good. You hating me and fighting back only turns me on more.
>>34726372Have you ever tried?How would that feel for you?
>>34726367Also, the right verb would still be affects. You played yourself
>>34726376Colloquialisms belong to the colonials and subjects. I speak the King’s.
>>34726347Nah not really. But as a virgin who has never experienced sex, the idea of a woman being entusiastically into sex feels like a unrealistic fantasy for some reason.
>>34726355Is asthma actually a real serious thing? I thought it was just a myth they talked about in movies.
>>34726379I’ve not tried yet but I’d love that
>>34726369Me too. I'll blog a sentence or two about that experience now.I had to accept as my legs began to gave out that I might be about to die. I thought about my loved ones and new friends and tried to accept that I might have to die alone on my front lawn in the middle of the night.
I get it now. I like girls armpits.
>>34726371Mmmyeah I don't think a lot of men share your point of view
I find sucking a girl’s boobs extremely relaxing. Women would you let me suck on your boobs whilst we cuddle?
>>34726383You need to trick her into falling in love with you first. I don't know how it's done, but some say it's possible
Incredible how we allow these weaklings to procreate and pass on their deadly genes.
>>34726385It is a dead serious thing. An asthma attack inflames the airways and overproduces mucus in them, and that closes everything up so tightly that air can't actually reach your lungs. Since your body is still trying to breathe, you basically begin drowning on land if it gets bad enough. It hurts a lot, and it's a terrifying experience.I would not be alive if albuterol didn't exist.
>>34726387Would you want your bf to play like a baby or still be the older man who just so happens to also feed on you?
>>34726390i guess
>>34726391It'd be extremely painful. For me.
>>34726385NtaIf I got kidnapped, hands tied and mouth taped shut and had an asthma attack I could totally die.
>>34726398Am I allowed to just have it in my mouth then and lick?
>>34726398You're a big girl.
>>34726320Gl.
um hot take I think rape is bad
>>34726398i can be gentle..
>>34726342>Life is precious, anons.It is an interesting dynamic. I am logically aware of life being a gift, especially being born in the country I am in and not somewhere with much more strife as well as in the time I an born in without many of the issues the past humans had to endure. I thank God every day for another day alive.And yet, I don't 'feel' truly thankful for it I don't think. I'm not particularly happy, often times I am unhappy as a baseline. Emotionally it doesn't feel like a gift at all, I feel constantly under pressure and I am not happy with myself even if I recognize good qualities I do have.There is a logical and emotional computing that are reaching different conclusions, story of my life I guess. I tend to err on the side of logic which is maybe why I am left emotionally unhappy.
>>34726156You should run your own charity or social enterprise nowadays. Giving it away to other foundations doesn't ensure those things.
Femanons, opinions on lesbian sex?
>>34725395Consensual non consent?
>>34726400>>34726404I'd put up with that sort of thing, but I'd hope that someone I'm dating would understand that it's unpleasant for me and would instead pick something more mutually fun to do.>>34726401For (you).
>>34726347y...eeess?
>>34726408Hot when I have it or can self insert into it. Boring otherwise.
>>34726395He can act like a little baby <3It doesn’t matter to me as long as he doesn’t make me cringe. Maybe no younger than 5yo behavior.
>>34726406Do you every try to look for things that can make it easier for you to believe that life is a gift? Do you act on many of your desires in healthy ways, and do you make sure to get fresh air?
>>34726398
Spiderbro just killed a fly in my room. I knew leaving him alone would pay off.
>>34726418Jumping spider?
Men, like big tits or like small tits? Like big ass or like small ass?
I hate all of you. One day I will make humanity extremely uncomfortable.
>>34726417Don't joke about that.
>>34726420I like chubby women and all that implies
>>34726420I love big tits and I’m a boobs guy.But big tits without a nice ass just looks really weird. So if I had to pick between a huge boobs but no ass or no tits and a nice ass, I’d pick the nice ass because that’s just a more pleasing shape. I’m not a fan of the huge asses that seem to be popular but a well shaped ass like an athlete is perfect.
>>34726413>He canWould you want prefer me to?I am a rather dominant guy in bed and I am just thinking to myself if I'd call you mommy or play it up otherwise. Or if I'd like to do it while still being my adult self, but see it more of a stress relief thing.I think it'd be nice if I got my head caressed...
>>34726420Asking the real important questions here.>like big tits or like small tits?I like both. My favorites are completely flat chests and long, saggy tits.>Like big ass or like small ass?I prefer small and medium-ish asses.
>>34726420>big tits or like small titsI like them both equally. The nipple type is more important. I like big areolas>Like big ass or like small assMedium? I think a big ass would impede my penetration capacity
>>34726420It doesn't matter.I love whatever is attached to the woman I love.
>>34726411Why though? It's not like you are doing anything bad. At least I assume you don't, idk
>>34726412>Boring otherwiseWhy?
>>34726429>I think a big ass would impede my penetration capacityNTA, but it depends on the position.
>>34726422mb g
>>34726416>Do you every try to look for things that can make it easier for you to believe that life is a gift?Not really, the fact that I exist at all is enough of an anomaly/Gift from God. I'm sure love or whatever would make it feel more apparent though.>Do you act on many of your desires in healthy waysI don't do drugs or drink, my only real vice is caffeine and I limit that into the first half of the day. >and do you make sure to get fresh air?I've stepped outside maybe 3-4 times in the past 2 months. I don't really go outside unless I have to, which during the academic year is daily. I have some OG friends that are close but they are not near me physically, so I'm pretty much alone at campus. No in person friends, no girlfriends, ect. I interact with my parents a lot but it is again more of that logical framework. I do my role as a good son but I don't feel that emotional of a connection to them or anyone really. I just do what I think is right to do.
>>34726375He thinks pushing buttons and waiting for a machine to do all the work is an actual job worthy of time and respect I don't think it matters what he says
>>34726433Because penetration is what makes non self insert porn interesting to me. And toys don't count, I see that alone every day.The only exception is romantic stuff, but even then I'd still prefer to be able to self insert.
>>34726437I'm giving you advice I need to do a better job of following myself, but you've got to go outside more and spend more time around people, even just strangers. It's very fulfilling.Any time I get to spend alone outdoors quickly reinforces my faith in the notion that life is a gift and that creation is there for us to enjoy.
>>34726420I prefer big for both but it doesn't really matter that much to me. I'll take a sticc that I get along with over a thicc bitch I can't stand. I care more about the silhouette than curve-maxxingA cute face and hair are more important than chest and butt size IMO.
>>34726420Big nicely shaped tits, small nicely shaped ass.
>>34726444>small nicely shaped ass.Peak. Two handfuls
>>34726421You already do.
>>34726432Then why has no woman ever wanted to have sex with me?
I don't really care if I die or waste my life 2bh
>>34726440>I'm giving you advice I need to do a better job of following myself, but you've got to go outside more and spend more time around people, even just strangers. It's very fulfilling.I'm trying to push myself to with joining club discords of mutual interests and going to in-person events, but I don't have the capability to just vibe around strangers without a mutual activity or reason to be there. I can hold the conversation but I can't lead it into more than just small talk.I got wrapped into going downtown with some random people I happened to walk by on the way back to my apartment last year during the first weekend where the bars and frat houses were active, but once I lost them after a few hours I just went back to my place since I didn't know wtf to do beyond that.
Why is the world so horrible
>>34726449I felt that way when I was younger but changed my mind about it later, so I don't think you have too much to worry about.
>Turning 28 in a few monthsIm really going to be a 28 year old virgin arent i?
>>34726214Thank you
Moids, which one of the 7 deadly sins are you most guilty of?
>>34726223Feels good to not have a defective chromosome
>>34726454Better than being abused.
>>34726451Because Satan rules it
>>34726451Because humans define their reality through misery. Doesn't matter how good the world is objectively, subjectively you will always adapt your mind to be miserable with it.
>>34726454It's not that bad t. 28 yo virgin
>>347264568/7
>>34726456Sloth probably. I can't remember them all and can't be arsed to look them up.
>>34726239Yes, those are my chesticles.How about I make you sit on your balls?
there is this girl and we're friends with benifist (altough she ghosts me frequently and we can't arange a meet up or date) and she wants to meet up today and ghosts me again. I'm suspicious she is very much ADHD. Should i ghost her for good and move on or should i try my hardest to keep this thing going?
>>34726456I'm very guilty of all of them, but sloth is probably the one that I let rule my life the most.
I used to go outside and talk to people more but I never really felt better then than I do now
>>34726456Lust
>>34726456Unironically, probably lust. I jerk off a lot. Maybe a little bit of envy
>>34726456wrath it used to be lust but not anymore
>>34726451What happened to trigger this thought
>>34726466Sloth, pride, wrath, gluttony, lust, greed and envy.
>>34726440Nta but I do not get this I find being around strangers extremely draining not fulfilling. I do like being alone in nature though. But to me it just reinforces that everything is random chance calling life a "gift" rather than a fluke is a dangerous personification of a universe that is incapable of caring that you exist.
Women, my beefsteak tomatoes just germinated. Are you proud of me?
>>34726419I don't know much about spiders
What movies do you most personally relate to in your day to day life? For me, it's Cruel Intentions, Rules of Attraction, and Devil Wears Prada. All very relatable.
>>34726476>But to me it just reinforces that everything is random chance calling life a "gift" rather than a fluke is a dangerous personification of a universe that is incapable of caring that you exist.I understand perfectly where you're coming from because I used to agree with you, but I don't anymore. I feel grateful to be conscious and aware of beautiful things in the natural world; that's enough for me to confidently say that life is a gift.
>>34726456All of them bro straight to hell for me
>>34726456Envy most likely, I feel like people less deserving live happier lives than I do and I wish I had what they had. Doesn't sound exactly noble to say but it is likely closest to the truth.Not exactly what they have mind you, just my own version of the same category.
>>34726456Wrath and Greed probably.
>>34726420Big tits better but it's not a strong preference. Small are more practical and other guys wouldn't be drooling over my small tits gf.And ass should be normal sized. No ass is disappointing, huge is bad too.
>>34726474There’s a bunch of fires and diseases
Foids, which one of the 7 deadly sins are you most guilty of?
>>34726477yayy what are you gonna make with them when theyre ready?
>>34726489Wrath
>>34726488Are you in the thick of it right now
>>34726481Oh I'm not disagreeing about being grateful for moths and sunlight I just think calling it a gift is incorrect and a little silly. It wasn't given, it just is.
>>34726489Lust and Greed
Has anyone else ever wished that they could just start all over from day one with their partner? I feel like I have messed up so badly with my wife repeatedly over the years and I can’t shake the feeling of guilt and remorse.
>>34726492What gets you angry?
>>34726489Probably sloth
Damn, I think femanon went masturbating now...
What would you do if there was a species of large spiders or land crabs that fed on the semen of male humans and masturbated their penises for its nutrition? If you had one as a pet and you were married or in a relationship, would it technically be cheating?
>>34726498I feel that way about a past situation. I think you should tell your wife how you feel.
>>34726456Definitely lust. It’s almost ruined my life more than once.
>>34726502This sounds like something straight out of Oglaf.
>>34726501Reminds me of how my foster grandma used to masturbate me to bed at night while singing wee willy winky and after playing this little piggy with my toes. Part of the reason I feel so comforted when I have a gooning partner as an adult and also why I am now into feet play and elderly women.
>>34726507Oglaf is goated but I'm never, ever, ever going to be able to date a woman who I can admit that out loud to, I'm afraid.
>>34726507Nobody knows what that is.
I'm more of a wrath/pride guy
>>34726497Lust after me
>>34726505I have. I think it just makes her resent me more when I bring it up.
>>34726456Pride
>>34726512Get owned you fucking pleb.
>>34726508Don't speak to me ever again.
>>34726420Small-ish tits + big ass is the best combo
>>34726515I figured that might happen. Well, all you can do is to do your best to show her that you feel that way, not just tell her. If things get bad enough, consider marriage counseling.
>>34726420small tits, don't really care about ass
I just watched an old 80s B-movie about an orphaned teenage sex worker who sells her services to pay her way through school.Did anyone here ever do something similar in their past?
>>34726347Not defiling but more like opening up a side of her she might be ashamed of, and I find that tension exciting
>>34726499Mean and judgy people who reject and belittle me
So I may have sex for the first time ever this weekend. Women, what should I expect? Any tips? She doesn't know and I'm not going to tell her. I assume shes rather experienced as we met when she felt me up at a rave.
>>34726523No, I played Doom, Quake and Diablo II in the computer lab and the library when I was a teenager.
>>34726511Why not? A woman who likes Oglaf sounds like a good one to date.
>>34726525I feel that.
>>34726475These all just sound like the human condition.SlothGluttonyPrideLustGreedWrathEnvyIn roughly that order for me. I don't really know why it matters.
>>34726526Don't lie about experience you don't have. Bring a condom or if you don't have one, ask if she has one. Don't be afraid to ask for help getting it in, most women I've been with are happy to assist. Also the vagina is lower down on the body and more "hidden" than it looks in the drawn 2D porn you see online.
My wife. My darling
>>34726497Lots of empty relationships? Stress about work?
I got pickpocketed and lost my phone and wallet, I spent ages trying to find them and wondering what I was going to do. Then I started to wonder why I was in this strange place with all these people around that I didn't know and I realised I was dreaming so I decided to wake up and sure enough my phone and wallet were on the bedside table. It's such a relief when you wake up from dreams like that.
>>34726534>>34726526Sorry I know you asked women but I figured you could also use help from a male POV
>>34726532>These all just sound like the human condition.Yeah, that's what sin is, pretty much. Everyone's a sinner.
>>34726511Isn't the artist a woman?
>>34726427I’m really small and shy so idk how to be a mommy. I could try though. I wouldn’t mind. I will definitely caress your little head ^^
>>34726530Maybe, but I don't seem to attract those types. Opposites attract or w/e.
>>34726537Unironically wear your backpack on your belly and in front of you when backpacking in certain areas. Wear a hidden fanny pack under your shirt that contains your wallet and only take it out when you're about to pay for something. This is especially something to keep in mind when traveling in poor and desperate areas of the world where there are a lot of down on their luck people who turn to pickpocketing.
>>34726523>Did anyone here ever do something similar in their past?I watched Leon The Professional.
>>34726498Whyd you mess up
>>34726535Maybe one day he'll call me that
>>34726539Everyone's a sinner We're making our fameBona fied hustler making my name
>>34726539Sounds like a terrible faith to have.
>>34726550Why? Sin just means "missing the mark." None of us are perfect, but that doesn't mean we can't strive for it regardless.
Need actual advice>female friend hangs out with me>have known said friend for a long long time>we talk about romance and stuff, bad experiences mostly>she drops that she's horny, I say I am too >long story short we have sex and it's good, very very good>I guess I won't horny post too much but it's as good as I could really imagine sex being>but after she says some things like>"this will NEVER happen again">"this was a beautiful experience between friends, but it's a one time thing"Naturally I'm having trouble accepting that. It was awesome, and I want more of her. I want her to be my gf. I've got it bad and all I want is more. Am I an idiot
>>34726550>Sounds like a terrible faith to have.The opposite. Understanding that everyone is >A. born into sin>B. capable of overcoming their sinful nature through accepting external salvation through Christ, not through any individual actionsCreates a pretty moral and empathetic society. It creates an equalizing factor across all people regardless of race or class.
I ponder all the questions, but just manage to miss the mark
there is no such thing as skipping breakfast your first meal will always be breakfast
>>34726543Getting pickpocketed isn't an issue in my actual life, it was just the dream.
>>34726554Relatabo. I'm missing that shit by a mile a lot of the time.
>>34726541You don't happen to be 30 or 31 years old?
>>34726329No, it's quite comfy for me.
>>34726553NTA, but constantly denying your own nature and pretending that it is evil really does sound like a terrible faith to have.Non-Christians are neither evil nor mindless beasts, so I don't really see the advantage of adhering to rules that made sense 2000 years ago among middle eastern subistence farmers.
>>34726560>Suck on BV's nipples>Get a nipple hair caught in the back of my throat that bothers me for the rest of the day
>>34726551I thought it meant you're suffering in hell for all eternity, or at least in purgatory for quite some time. Unless you're rich enough to grease the palms of the clergy.>>34726553Y-eah...
>>34726552Why would you be an idiot?
>>34726526The vagina is where your balls are not where your dick is You should probably tell her btw
>>34726555True.
>>34726545>got caught watching fetish porn>wrote in my journal how I only find her to be average attractiveness >she also found a pro/con list I made before I decided to propose to her>made poor decisions which has put us on the verge of homelessness >had a baby with her and the pregnancy really messed her up and left her with severe stretch marks which she is super self conscious of nowI just really fucked up and she is a great woman and deserves better. But she still says I’m the love of her life and could never love anyone else.
>>34726427>I think it'd be nice if I got my head caressed...You want the head of your penis caressed?
>>34726569Larp
>>34726574I wish.
>>3472655923
>>34726569You are an asshole, she has low self esteem and thinks she can’t do better, or maybe she knows she’s on your level and you are in denial that you both suck and that this is the life you both deserve.
ahh I missed the felling of being shaky and weak because of hunger.
>>34726561nta (I'm the other Christian anon that replied with apologetics)>NTA, but constantly denying your own nature and pretending that it is evil really does sound like a terrible faith to have.We don't believe that we have to be evil, just that we're often tempted to do evil stuff.>Non-Christians are neither evil nor mindless beasts,I agree completely.>so I don't really see the advantage of adhering to rules that made sense 2000 years ago among middle eastern subistence farmers.It makes more sense if you sincerely believe that Jesus Christ was god and that his death on the cross was a necessary sacrifice to defeat death, give us the tools to repent from sin and spend our eternal lives with him after our bodies die.There's no way I can ask you to logically believe any of that, so uh I got nothin lol.I won't defend Christianity by reducing it merely to a beneficial set of moral guidelines with a built-in third place for like-minded people to gather around because doing so would amount to me conceding that the religion is a social club and not a theology that I believe wholeheartedly to be true.
let's go england
>>34726569What kind of fetish porn
>>34726564>I thought it meant you're suffering in hell for all eternity, or at least in purgatory for quite some time. Unless you're rich enough to grease the palms of the clergy.I understand why you would think that because I used to, but priests worth listening to don't believe that. Any priest will tell you that they're also sinners.Damnation is a thing, but you have to pretty much bend over backwards to achieve that as far as I can tell. You have to seek it out, knowingly.
Why shouldn’t we just lock ourselves away, live away from everyone… all they do is hurt us
>>34726577Oh sorry, then I confused you with a femanon I used to talk with. She has a very similar demeanor to you.At 23 it's probably a bit difficult to imagine being a mother, but I think it'd be a fun juxtaposition considering I am quite a bit older than you.Do you dream of being a mother too or is this just having a bf sucking your breasts?>>34726584The game's quite brutal so far.
>>34726588because women
>>34726566>You should probably tell her btwI really don't think thats a good idea. What good could possibly come from telling her?
>>34726581> was a necessary sacrifice to defeat deathNTA but this part doesn’t make sense to me. I can accept that there might be an all powerful God, but if that God is all powerful and therefore determines all things. Why is anything necessary? Then further beyond, God knew that Eve would be tempted by the serpent and set all of these things in motion, so it begs the question, why did God put the tree of knowledge there in the first place?>inb4 free willIt’s not really free will when God made us ignorant and set up reality in such a way that he knew Eve would be tempted. God could have just made us with knowledge, but he decided not to. That part just doesn’t make any sense to me.
>>34726561Nta and that's not at all how christianity views human nature and non christians. Honestly it sounds like you got your views from a barely literate deep south fundie
>>34726561>NTA, but constantly denying your own nature and pretending that it is evil really does sound like a terrible faith to have.But consider that evil comes from man's heart or "his nature", because that is where wordly desire comes from. Christ touches on this, saying >What comes out of a man is what makes him unclean. For from within, out of men’s hearts, come evil thoughts, sexual immorality, theft, murder, adultery, coveting, wickedness, treachery, sexual indecency, jealousy, blasphemy, arrogance and folly. All these evils come from inside and make a man unclean You call it "Denying" but it is instead "Overcoming".This concept isn't exclusive to Christianity either, it is not the only major religion to teach that worldly desire is the root of suffering. And there is a distinction between Created Nature, How God made us, and Worldly nature, how we chose to be by committing first sin. Any successful life requires some level of discipline anyways, that isn't exclusive to Christianity either. Also consider what is more free, to be a slave to your nature or to have the choice to overcome it to pursue something greater?>I don't really see the advantage of adhering to rules that made sense 2000 years agoYou can say they were "made for people 2000 years ago" but the root questions that humans have and desires we still feel have not changed. People still struggle internally with the same things. Greed, Jealousy, wrath, ect. The Bible still gives answers to these questions that people are still asking 2000 years later.
>>34726588Maybe that's for a reason
>>34726579Easily fixable.
Have you ever met a man whose sense of humor consists almost solely of verbal sexual harassment?
Speaking of churches, the church guy who spurned me seemed pretty distressed when he saw me last Sunday
>>34726586>No, don't listen to that guy. He's misrepresenting the teachings. Listen to me. Trust me, bro.
>>34726592>Why is anything necessary?I don't have any satisfactory rebuttals for this because there is no logical reason why anyone should believe in Christianity.I'm an admittedly poor spokesman for Christian theology and can't offer you a satisfactory explanation of why the crucifixion and especially all of the events leading up to it were necessary. It's a long story that requires a bit of understanding about messianic prophecies from the Old Testament and a bit of understanding of where the Israelite religion was at the time of Christ.I really hope this reply doesn't come across as a total copout to you.
>>34726598Anime stock character ahh dude
>>34726588>Why shouldn’t we just lock ourselves away, live away from everyone…Sounds like Flowers in the Attic. That was not a good time.
>>34726603I mean, on that issue? Yeah, no one should listen to a preacher/pastor/whatever that rails about all the bad people outside the church and all the good suckers in the pews giving him money.
>>34726600He probably gooned and thinks he's going to hell.
>>34726609And here I thought it was because I was looking particularly pretty that day :/
>>34726604I can almost accept the resurrection of Jesus as being a real thing, which would sort of just make everything else fall into place, but there are just strong aversions I have to the modern teachings of Christianity that don’t make sense, and outside of just starting my own personal brand of Christianity which I don’t feel I know enough to do, there’s much to be answered.
>>34726589Having a bf who sucks me. I don’t care about the mommy daddy hung too much, too often.
>>34726611How did he spurn you
>>34726613Have you read the gospels? They're a good read.
>>34726617His parents thought I wasn't a good match and he stopped talking to me.
I want to orally fixate on a foid's nipples
>>34726624nta lol I remember you posting about this guy. Seems like he thinks he might have fucked up.
>>34726621Have you read the femdom gospel
>>34726614Mhm, I'd love to do that every day. Can I grope a little too?What boob shape and size do you have?
>>34726627I don't think I have to read that one... I've let women walk all over me plenty enough already.
>>34726625Catch this titties twink loser
>>34726632ENTJ is on one today. in his gayboy era
>>34726592>That part just doesn’t make any sense to me.You are human. You aren't all powerful, all knowing, and unbounded by time like God is. Why do you presume to be able to understand a being's machinations who's existence is inherently uncomprehensive to you?That might sound like a non-answer, but there are limits to what we can understand in this human life. >why did God put the tree of knowledge there in the first place?Many theologians through history have pondered all of the Bible, including this question. I will present a few answers but I encourage you to do your own research, what you hear from growing up or from family members is the absolute tip of the iceberg on thousands of years of people dedicating their lives to studying the Bible. Augustine of Hippo stated that the tree is what allowed for true obedience to exist. If we never had a genuine chance to disobey God, then we would never have true free will. Thomas Aquinas states that the tree was there to reveal our nature and that we, as rational creatures, would attempt to determine good and evil on our own instead of simply trusting in God. John Calvin stated that the tree was used to demonstrate dependance on God. He didn't even think the fruit was magical or abnormal, it was simply a test if we were ready to submit to God's authority in that early iteration of ourselves. Our choice of independence is the same freedom that gives us temptation to sin.C. S. Lewis stated that God created us to be able to experience genuine love, but true love requires the ability to reject loving. So he gave us the true option to reject him, because chosen love is greater than forced love. Those are just a few, but I wanted to show how deep this stuff goes and how 99% of theology is completely ignored even by believers in the modern day. There is a trove to study and learn from if you want answers.
>>34726627mascsub is creepy and uncomfortable
>>34726563If I had a man or another baby then I'll have a reason to pluck my nipple hairs, goofy.
>>34726638Based and factual
>>34726609He's going to double hell. One for the thought and one for the goon.
>>34726637cute kitty watches over us from the firmament!
>>34726608What I'm getting at is that once you get to that point and start picking and choosing which representative of the faith is worth listening to and who is not, you start picking and choosing with interpretation if the faith you like, and interpreting the rules in which ever way suits you best. And at that point you may as well cast away faith and start thinking for yourself.
>>34726626Ugh fr. I'd give him a second chance but he really needs to do something about his indecisiveness first
>>34726628East West :( 30C
>>34726654>East WestAre those the directions in which you want me to grope? haha>30CYeah you are small girl, in that case I'll just pick you up and throw you onto the bed first.
>>34726651>And at that point you may as well cast away faith and start thinking for yourself.There's no way to truly cast away faith. I would hope that before anyone makes a leap of faith that they would think long and hard about what it could mean for them. I did; it took me several years to make up my mind wrt Christianity.>What I'm getting at is that once you get to that point and start picking and choosing which representative of the faith is worth listening to and who is not, you start picking and choosing with interpretation if the faith you like, and interpreting the rules in which ever way suits you best. I've tried my best to be mindful of this and purposefully didn't pick the easiest route.A big hurdle for me still is the hangup about gay people etc. within Christianity. I spent most of my life as a pretty enthusiastic ally to those types and still struggle to justify my faith and its views on homosexuality alongside my respect for those people.I feel the need to fast and do a lot of praying that I often would rather not do. I'll stop tooting my own horn though, sorry.
>>34726659I’m not sure if I’ll get banned if I show a pic of a drawing but https://wamaunderwear.com/blogs/news/breast-shapes?srsltid=AfmBOopXt-4FrfQnqtG7j7EW2VWm6T-ZQlkBbmN3s0TFJwT3lGYhtO6l
>>34726662Ah I understand, does the shape bother you?
guys I hate summer :(
>>34726566To reiterate, should I tell her or not? Why/why not? I am actually kind of unsure what to do.
>>34726667What are you even talking about?
>>34726653Yeah, let him man up a little but don’t waste too much of your time waiting around for him.
Sometimes I tell women my name is Chadley Remington Axelrod
>>34726662Round > Tear Drop > Side Set > Bell > East West > Asymmetric > Relaxed > Slender > AthleticNone are a deal breaker though, cute face trumps all anyways.
>>34726671That: >>34726526
>>34726677I tell them that I'm your dad so I hope you're on your best behavior out there
>>34726667Just tell her to be communicative of what she wants and you are a bit oblivious to non-verbal queues.
>>34726679And again, what are you talking about?
>>34726661>still struggle to justify my faith and its views on homosexuality alongside my respect for those people.Sounds like a lot of anguish for not much reason.>I feel the need to fast and do a lot of praying that I often would rather not do.I've fasted too. Not because any god told me so but because I thought it would give me perspective on the things I normally take for granted.
>>34726491Maybe try making a burger, or some salsa!
>>34726645>muh kittyGo watch the simpsons and see what happens when a woman gets too into cats
Maybe I do hate myselfMaybe I DO need to spend a few years alone hiking through central Asia to find my center
>>34726688>Not because any god told meGod didn't tell Christians to fast. The church just has a tradition of fasting to emulate his fasts and sacrifices.>Sounds like a lot of anguish for not much reason.I find that the benefits outweigh the positives. I have to accept that some people will always think I'm a bigot and an idiot who believes in fairy tales now, but I find that prayer and my relationships with other Christians or just people tolerant of Christians make it all worth it.
>>34726661Also, why would you rather not pay? Isn't prayer like one of the fundaments of christian faith? Why would you even deliberately choose christianity if prayer is unappealing to you?
women are you horny today?
>>34726665Yes. It doesn’t help that I have a strawberry shaped body either. Just weird.>>34726678I have an ugly ass face.
>>34726697>I have an ugly ass face.Ok so mid boobs (better than no boobs!) and a supposed ugly face.What good qualities DO you have then?
>>34726694I love to pray, don't get me wrong. But it can often be a lot easier for me to pray about oh boo hoo woe is me stuff than to actually pray for others and to pray for the strength and guidance to correct my own problematic behavior instead of throwing myself a pity party or judging other people.
bellingham has a nice ass
>>34726697Well I would still love to suckle on them.
Why does every homeless encampment seem to have its own designated rapist who chases all the other homeless men down to forcibly penetrate their anuses with his cock?
>>34726695Painfully so.
>>34726704I'm not sure. Sounds like a great opportunity for some street journalism anon, get out there.
>>34726706How does that even work? I thought women needed more foreplay to feel aroused or whatever
>>34726701In what ways does the guidance reach you?
>>34726704beggars can't be choosers
>>34726706is there something I can do to help?
>>34726700My eyes and legs only I think
>>34726691>thinks the simpsons invented crazy cat lady tropeU-U-U-UNC ALERT!
>>34726714So you have an ugly face but pretty eyes? That doesn't add up.and what does good legs even mean? I never understood that, like thin legs but good thighs and butt?
>>34726695only a little bit, its only 4pm
>>34726716I'm younger than you
>>34726718at what time to you get more horny?
>>34726709The cartoon trope of an angel on one shoulder and a demon on the other is pretty much a lived reality for me. We believe that our thoughts can be influenced by the divine and the demonic, and I find that when I sincerely pray for help that my conscience can be heard more clearly over the half of my brain that always wants to take the path of least resistance.I understand fully that plenty of people don't need a mystical experience to motivate them to do what needs to be done and that I likely sound like a fool describing all of this.
>>34726719you dont know that im expired?
>>34726695Yes but can’t orgasm because of depression and stress and my vibrstor is most likely too frequently used and too strong. For the next two weeks I’m not touching myself.
>>34726721i dunno maybe 10pm
>>34726717You can definitely have one feature on your entire face that’s pretty but overall a bad looking face. My legs just look healthy, well balanced.
>>34726728is this the woman equivalent of death grip?
>>34726717I have an ok face but my eyes ruin it
>>34726716This doesn't even make sense. Are you just throwing out random memes in the hopes that something will make you seem cool now? Are you even a real person?
I might land the best deal ever. I maybe will make a website in exchange for a kitten.
>>34726729Your university should establish a curfew for moid safety.
>>34726708I do a lot of mental foreplay all the time.>>34726712If you guys actively try to give me schlick material, it makes it feel weird. Just pretend to not notice that my questions for you guys are me trying to bait you into hornyposting.
>>34726737lol living your best life over there. What kind of kitten?
>>34726724I already forgot how old you were, but it was probably actually younger than me
We wanted to adopt one of those chihuahuas that look weird too but it seems like it won't be possible.
>>34726740>If you guys actively try to give me schlick material, it makes it feel weird. Just pretend to not notice that my questions for you guys are me trying to bait you into hornyposting.ok I'll post cock later then
>>34726731Totally
>>34726741The werewolf kitten.
>>34726739Some sirens start blaring>ATTENTION: This area is currently under a Jewess Alert.>Please, remain calm and evacuate the area. Return to your dorms or parked cars.
>>34726723>I likely sound like a fool describing all of this.You sound like a tool, more like. But I can't say that your framework for processing your thoughts and morality is necessarily much worse than anyone elses.
>>34726637> That might sound like a non-answer, but there are limits to what we can understand in this human life.It is a non-answer and not satisfactory. Why did God make me with such limits? > then we would never have true free will.I already answered the free will argument.> So he gave us the true option to reject himHow you can you reject something without knowing what rejection actually means? It’s like asking someone to pick between door A and door B but refusing to tell people what is behind each door but if they pick wrong then they get to suffer for eternity. That is the action of a cruel god, not a loving god. Lucifer knew of good and evil, and still chose evil. So I don’t see this as a compelling argument. I have read plenty of theology on the subject, I’m not very convinced.
>>34726737Who will maintain the website?
>>34726752Me.
I wanted to adopt a femanon.But she got cold feet just before.
>reddit shows me a post from r/DoorDashDrivers>read comments>quickly realize why these people can't get real jobs
>>34726755post examples anon
>>34726753For how long?So now you will need to maintain both a cat and someone else's website. Doesn't seem like such a great deal to me.
>>34726754Spooky.
Anons would it look cool if I got chunky highlights on my hair and dyed it pastel colors? Would I look too libtarded and mentally ill or is it acceptable?
>>34726689sounds yummy, i hope it goes well!
>>34726762Are you a woman?
>>34726759I love websites and cats, I'll be happy.
>>34726730>>34726733But it is all cumulative. Asymmetric boobs aren't exactly ideal, but size and shape can make them still overall good despite one less than ideal aspect. Sounds like you are harder on yourself than the reality of what you have. Not to say your insecurities are completely invalid, I don't know what you look like, but the way you describe yourself seems to be weighed down by insecurity, so you are probably not bad looking, congratulations.
We should make our own version of Survivor with all atogans and me as the host
>>34726740>I do a lot of mental foreplay all the time.Oh I feel that, it can be pretty distracting trying to get things done
>>34726767Yes. Wanna see a Pinterest picture of how my hair would look like?
>>34726771Can we rip off shit from MxC and can I play Guy LeDouche instead of competing
>>34726762Don't do it. Or do it. I don't give a fuck.
>>34726773Yes
>>34726754What?
>>34726773You won’t look mentally ill, you’ll just look like a woman. If you were a man I’d think you probably touch kids, but otherwise go for your life.
>>34726775Lol thanks for the advice.>>34726776It would look like this if it turns out ideal.
>>34726783My dad says there is a correlation between being mentally ill and having colored hair.
>>34726757picrelManagement wants the creepy high drivers to stop shoving their phones into employees faces or start speaking spanish>Attention 3rd party management, please don’t micromanage your employees and especially don’t micromanage people who don’t even work for you.>???? It's usually required that we show our phones so that they know we're not just stealing food?>Doordash as a side hustle has the same exact benefit as my regular job (amazon), not having to actually talk to anyone except one to two sentences per hour. As someone with a stutter, would this gracious “reminder”also apply to me>This is extremely offensive to people like me who have speech pathology issues. There are times my words just don't come out right. Stuttering is common or sometimes I don't get any words at all. >100% White or Asian mgmt.
>>34726787He’s right but correlation and causation are different blah blah.
>>34726786Seems pretty risky, that example looks nice but how likely is it to fuck up and look awful? I also have a general apprehension to wild hair colors, not a deal breaker but a mental red flag that makes me wary.
>he's just 5'9What did the commentator mean by this
>>34726768Well in that case, congratulations.
>>34726778Not lawfully adopt, just having her live with me.
>>34726792Manlet is playing football.
>>34726790He said it correctly probably, I am the one who phrased it wrong.>>34726791Yeah, you are right. It might turn out terrible. Although I keep seeing videos of girls that look adorable in colorful hair and I think to myself if not now when.
>>34726786paint your hair neon green
>>34726797>Although I keep seeing videos of girls that look adorable in colorful hair and I think to myself if not now when.The girls who it doesn't work out on aren't going to be parading their now ruined hair around for everyone to see, beware of survivorship bias.
State gender,Are you currently working on any creative projects? What's your style of clothing? Are you good at drawing? If so, post a cute drawing please!
alright there's my cue to stop scrolling and start drawing
>>34726800Lol I saw a girl that looked incredibly pretty in neon green but I don't think I could pull it. I also want to get a job.
>>34726801This actually makes sense, you are right. I think my feed is trying to get me to dye my hair for some reason.
>>34726806that's a shame, neon green looks awesome
Is it bad if I can only draw on paper?
>>34726797>He said it correctly probably, I am the one who phrased it wrong.Well then he’s wrong unless there’s some science about how hair dye causes mental illness or something.
>>34726813I have a feeling like you are trolling me, but some really pretty girls look incredibly awesome in neon hair colors. Maybe they look awesome with any hair color, but it gives them more personality.
>>34726814No way! I have the option to not draw on paper and prefer paper
>>34726814Get a matte cover for your tablet that makes it have a paper texture
>>34726816People that are impulsive, unstable and outsiders are more prone to dye their hair crazy colors.
What are the most attractive traits about the opposite gender?
>>34726818no no not trolling I really think it looks cool but I mean if it's going to prevent you from get a job then you shouldn't do it
>>34726818>Maybe they look awesome with any hair colorNta and yeah.A pretty face can rock nearly anything.
>>34726804I make ASMR. Planning on being a vtuber. I dress like this.I am trying to draw but I’m not very good. It’s hard to find a good drawing teacher near me, it’s all very “learn the joy of painting and expression in an open community environment” when what I want is an actual private teacher with structured lesson plans and homework and who will sit me down and actually provide really good strong feedback.
>>34726809>for some reason.The reason is that dyed hair generates shareholder value, natural hair does not. That said theres dyes that come out after a few times washing , I think food dye works for that actually. So you can try out different colours and only risk looking shit for a few days at most. Maybe go for a more natural, darker red or something for starters and see how it works out.
>>34726824I love it when a man is kind, polite and thoughtful. That makes them attractive.
>>34726824Mvisible ribs, collarbones and wrist bone (wrist bulge) and black hair
>>34726823That’s still correlation, not causation.
>>34726804Mmy style of clothing is all black I don't think I'm good at drawing but the three girls I showed my drawings thought they were good and they liked them so idk but I'm not posting anything
Women are shopping. What’s up with that?
>>34726830Your outfit looks really cool.Maybe this is a dumb suggestion, but you could learn at a city college. They have technical art classes. That's what I am planning on doing.
>>34726830Nigger get some sun, you are a fucking vampire
>>34726839im shopping?
Pookie is dead. Baby is in
Women do you really be eating hot chip and lie?
>>34726831Thanks anon, that explains it. Thats a good idea.Not the red hair! I used to have dark red hair and I keept seeing old woman with the same shade lol. My mom started making fun of me, so I dyed it black.
>>34726824A woman who is emotionally mature and has confidence. Those two traits are my weakness in women. When they show me they are capable adults it makes me want to get on one knee.
She's just being polite, right? There's no way she's actually into me. Please tell me it's all in my head.
>>34726842Yes. Learn to read
I fucking hate the british
>>34726840I’ve looked at classes like that, but it’s still not really what I want because they try to turn people into artists. They want to you try to become proficient in all mediums and subjects and styles when all I want to do is draw anime girls with big boobs on but anatomically correct with nice lighting on my iPad. I don’t really care to become an artist.
>>34726842Why you be shopping all the time?
>>34726836I bet you are not bad at drawing. What do you usually draw?
Do you think Nigga Higga was spitting fax when he said "Nice guys finish last"?
>>34726804MI 3d print resin models for wargaming, more work than it sounds but I like being able to make truly unique models with custom bits, poses, and gear. Also working on getting into Game Dev and drawing in my own time using online sources to learn.>>34726824Physically a cute face and hair. Personality wise being confident in themselves and assertive. I'm pretty introverted so having someone with more initiative than me is valuable to me.
>>34726841Pale men are God’s gift to women, don’t insult him
>>34726839That's right. Yeah, I checked out clothes today. I am trying to dress more girly. I want to get colorful clothes with flowers and crap. I might draw stuff, print it and use print transfer paper to put it on 2 euro t-shirts.
>>34726860Enjoy your man with bone pain and regular sickness from his vitamin d deficiency
>>34726858Nice guys finish last not because they are nice but because they make their personality and presentation about being non-threatening nor valuable.
I'm starting to think it's not coming home...
>>34726843My pookie is baby
Why couldn't you do that 20 minutes earlier?
>>34726850Oh ok lol. In that case you could copy videos where people draw anime girls to learn the techniques.
>>34726745Something more subtle would be best.
>>34726824I like girls with a lot of whimsy and a child-like wonder but not actually retarded. Like she’s just genuinely curious and excited by learning things and experiencing new events. Bonus if she has huge boobs.
i think ive gotten a bit of a tan on my arms, but i still look like a vampire. Also i sunscreen my face almost every day because i'm responsible>my cat has come to me and is purring
>>34726867Your pookie is DEAD! DEAD!!! Baby killed him and wears his pookie skin.
>>34726870I do, but it feels very shallow like I’m not actually learning skills, I’m just learning to copy. My ultimate goal would be to be able to draw any pose, at any perspective, at any angle, with any lighting, from imagination, and it will look good.
>>34726859Those are based hobbies.>>34726846>>34726859My bf says its a huge turn off that I am so insecure. I get it now. Guys seem to like confident girls.
Guys.... TSeries passed felix in subs... :(
>>34726873When people say they're ugly, attractive or mid i never believe it. It's not relaible.
My heart is broken.
>>34726804>>34726830You are replying to yourself.
>>34726877Guys like insecurity when they can actually fix it or solve it or temporary alleviate your suffering. When you present something that a guy can’t fix “Oh I don’t like how my boobs look” or “I look fat” that’s an unsolvable problem to him. It frustrates him because he want to make you happy and there’s just nothing that can be done that wouldn’t just offend you further.
>>34726872hi>>34726878pewb die pie teehee>>34726879am diagnosed with body dysmorphic disorder, multiple times
>>34726877>My bf says its a huge turn off that I am so insecure. I get it now. Guys seem to like confident girls.It's the same ick as girls get for nice guys. If you aren't even secure in your own value then how is anyone else expected to be? Think of it like trying to sell a car at a dealership, if the dealer isn't convincing in the cars value who the hell is going to buy it? Even if I already think it looks nice and I want it, if the dealer is matching that energy I'm going to think there is something bad I don't know about and steer clear. Everyone likes confident people.
>>34726884Am I?
>>34726872>>34726859>>34726846>>34726833I am the opposite of everyone's type here lmfao.
How can you get into the semifinals of the WC and have one of the most consinstently abysmal defenses like England does?Absolute shite players.And the trainer is utter garbage too, thinking 1:0 is enough against fucking Argentina.
>>34726882this is the worst thing that could have happened
>>34726891dysphoria*Jk, but you set yourself up for that
>>34726877>My bf>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpoAcXu65TM>>34726894No plan survives first contact, I can be swayed if we hit it off.
>>34726891>hiYou’re too tall to be whimsical in a meaningful way.
>>34726884No lol. I posted that question. Im not him.
>>3472689210/10 cat gif please post moar
>>34726903
IT'S NEVER FUCKING COMING HOME
>>34726804M>Are you currently working on any creative projects?Yes, I’m writing a little zine that I plan to sell on drivethrurpg and my own online store next year.>What's your style of clothing?I don’t wear any graphics and rarely wear logos. I wear mostly dark, solid colors: dark green, dark blues dark reds, black, olive, tans, browns, etc.I wear hoodies and chinos with sneakers most of the time, but I have a few pairs of black jeans, a couple of flannels and some jackets that rotate in and out.>Are you good at drawing?Not really, but I enjoy it. I’m trying to practice more because I want to do all the illustrations for the zine I’m writing.>If so, post a cute drawing please!I drew this when I read your post. I’m trying to learn how to use a dip pen.
>>34726891>diagnosed with body dysmorphic disordeOk. If you know you're wrong, just stop believing it.
>>34726875No :)
>>34726906ew AI
>>34726896Yep, far worse than literally starving to death
>>34726886Awwwww nonononono poor my man. He must be so frustrated. I feel so bad for him rn. >>34726892I love nice guys. I despise fuckboys.This makes sense. I guess if I don't like myself (I'm the person who knows me the most) that means I have no value.I heavily dislike confident people. They feel like scamers to me. I like arriving to my own conclusions. When I am inside a shop and someone tries to sell me something, I leave.
>>34726916It is, though
>>34726877Do you think you are insecure?
>>34726913i try my best
>>34726915Did you think >>34726892 wasn't AI?
>>34726919Try it, then.
El mas grande de todos los tiempos
>>34726918> Awwwww nonononono poor my man. He must be so frustrated. I feel so bad for him rn.I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or genuine.
>>34726914Can I be pookie?
>>34726894That's cause its an ideal. Like im not perfect and I dont expect you to be either. You have to learn and grow with this stuff. Im more looking to see if you are even willing to try.
>>34726897you got me fair and square, take this crash out pic as a reward
>>34726900I love Mastodon.
Women, you make a comment to your boyfriend that you don’t like how your boobs look. He replies to you and says that you can just get a boob job if you don’t like them that much.Good response or bad response?
>>34726929Get gud
England chocked again. Good thing I bought back Eng ML at 1.8x so thanks for that at least
>>34726830You look like you cut yourself
>>34726918>I love nice guys. I despise fuckboys.How about fuckboys who are nice people?
I hope the stadium collapses and kills both teams (and everyone else is safe)
>>34726938As a fellow M I think it's completely awful response. She asked for your validation and you took a jab at her self-esteem
>>34726932Noo
Gonna go see The Odyssey tonight.
>>34726940Another 2 goals in 5 minutes again at the end of the game. Just like belgium against senegal. I just wanted to see the us in the quarters.
>>34726918>I love nice guys. I despise fuckboys.It isn't dichotomous. You have shitheads who are insecure and shitheads who are confident in themselves, same goes for good guys who can also be insecure or confident. Confident and good is the most appealing, Insecure and good & secure and shitty have some appeal, insecure and shitty have no appeal.>I guess if I don't like myself (I'm the person who knows me the most) that means I have no value.Not entirely accurate, but when you are meeting someone it is the best they have to go off of, so that is the signal they get if they are paying attention even subconsciously. >I heavily dislike confident people. They feel like scammers to me.It probably depends on how "Loud" that confidence is. People can be secure in themselves without trying to signal it in everything they do. The best persuaders make you think you reach your line of reasoning on your own when they were pulling the strings and hints to lead to that conclusion without you knowing. The best teachers also do this.
>>34726909AWWWWWW that drawing is adorable.You sound like a really nice dude.I love zines. I want to make one for my man. I hope your shop goes really well!Your style sounds cool.
>>34726945>
>>34726921I don't know what you look like though. You could still be ugly.
She toys with her men
>>34726954Sorry to hear that
>>34726920I mean I have my reasons to be. I dunno. Can you be realistic and insecure at the same time?
>>34726945Choked*
>>34726954Isn't the movie gay? The book is better. Some youtube schizo interpreting the book is better.
>>34726951>She asked for your validationFuck right off. If a woman wants to be coddled like a little girl, then she needs to be utterly submissive. Otherwise, she can girlboss her ass back to the streets.
>>34726937It finds it's way into my life in the most odd waysRe:Zero had a giant white whale, then the meme became prevalent in Limbus Company
>>34726929I am being genuine lol. I feel bad. I keep telling him about how I hate my body and stuff.
>>34726969What, you don't think Helen of Troy was some mid black woman?
>>34726938I mean boob jobs look like crap and are really expensive. My bf tells me he will knock me out and we will have so many babies that my boobs will be massive.
>>34726964Why? I'm going to experience pure kino.
Femanons, would you ever send artistic nudes?
>>34726972Maybe lay off with the self-loathing, or at least tell him in equal parts how much he makes you feel better about your body and what he does and how he touches you that makes you feel better. Men are dogs in the best way possible, we want purpose and work and just to make the people we love happy. If we can’t do those things, we become very sad.
>>34726979Ugly hands.
>>34726976>knock me outHmm. Impregnation while you're knocked out?
>>34726979Pic unrelated?
>>34726947I don't think that is a thing. Fuckboys tend to have huge egos and be assholes. Maybe I am generalizing too much.
>>34726970Bruh, we all need validation from time to time, especially from a loved one. It's a normal thing.Saying simple shit like "they look nice to me" provided you dont find them awful yourself would be just fine
>>34726979Look, never ask. Never ask for any nudes. Girls are horny freaks, but they want you to be “different”. I send sexy shit, and never require anything back. No shit, girls are desperate to let loose, but they don’t want to be a common whore…they want to be YOUR whore.
>>34726983Why? Because it's not artistic or it's not nude?
>>34726979>artistic nude>not nude>not artisticWhat did he mean by this
>>34726957You are really mature. This was interesting to read.My philosophy teacher used to talk about that. Socratic method?
>>34726988Because there is A BOOK coving her PUSSY
>>34726965Sure, I dont think those two are mutually exclusive traits. If you realistically recognize a fault in yourself and it makes you insecure. I think that's normal and good. What isn't is not doing anything about it. So are you working on yourself?
>>34726843>Baby is inYour belly?
>>34726987So I can assume if a girl likes me, shes probably going to send me tit pics sooner or later anyways? I agree that the one time I did ask for nudes it went totally against my gut feeling and I just did it because I thought thats how it works. (it didn't work)
>>34726985Begging for a compliment it absolute manipulative horseshit. And it’s also a test, bc it has an expected response. If she wants me to be her daddy, fine…but she better act like a good girl.
goodmorning atoga
>>34726979If I’m going tot do something like that I would do it on insta so everyone can see.
Femanon Plap
>>34726997>morningWhat shithole are you in
>>34726980That is so cute. You are right. I make him feel bad. It doesen't make any sense to keep talking shit about myself. Thank you
>>34727002america, i just slept in
>>34726997GM, how's your day started so far?
>>34727006Well, goodnightIt's bedtime for me
>>34726938I’m happy with mine, but I think it’s more about support and validation rather than coming up with “solutions”
>>34726982I dunno if I said it wrong. I meant that he wants to impregnate me. We have a joke he would give me bigger boobs and make my childhood dreams of having massive boobs come true.
>>34726994Just don’t ask. She WANTS to. She just doesn’t want to be a common whore or want you to be “like every other guy”. You have to not actually care. Just love that she wants to see you naked etc. (btw, girls are competitive as fuck.)
>>34726979>Lord of the Rings>>34726988>Game of ThronesPleb choices.
>>34727007good, i took a shower today and did some cleaning
FUCK
>>34726979I am not sure how to do that. If I did, I would send my bf some
>>34727010Start eating disgusting fast food, you dumb hag
>>34727014Nice, I hope your day keeps getting better and better.
Body dysmorphic people have no imagination. They're always like "I want to be skinnier" never "I want to have wings."
>>34726992I try to work on myself, but I am really lost and depressed.
>>34727015?
>>34727005I don't think you can show bush either.
State gender and ageDepression status on a scale of 0 to 10?
>>34727020>has never heard of otherkin
>>34727020I'm a dolphin
>>34726979Holy hag
>>34727018Lmfao. Yes! I'll eat Happy Meals until my boobs become D cups
>>34727017Take off your panties and panties, put a book over your pussy, send him the picPretty ez
>>34727025Assuming 10 is most depressed5 in reality, but i come off as 9 to others probably
>>34726990Appreciated, Anonymous>Socratic method?Basically. Socratic method I think applies specifically when trying to teach but I could be wrong on that. A teacher would use it to walk someone through the experience of solving a problem by giving them the right questions to ask, a sort of cooperative endeavor. A manipulator or salesman would posture the questions to lead to their desired conclusion rather than the "correct" one. A salesperson might not even ask a question at all, they might just say something that they know will likely beckon a question in your head that will support their intended conclusion.
>>34727027You are like Kyle's dad lol
>>34727031I know a woman who's even more ill than you. She's skinny and has small tits, but she's seething about being too fat and not having big enough tits. For her there actually isn't a solution. Her brain is broken.
>>34727011>btw, girls are competitive as fuck.What does this mean in the context of your post?
>>347270258.5
>>34727025M11 it is so fucking over I am on the brink of ending it all
>>34727005Hmmm That's true. But unfortunately, I'm a visual learner. Could any femanons here help out?
>>34727032Lol this would not work with my type of body. I might try tho.
>>34727040Bro your 11, chill out.
>>34727036Yay, you got the reference
>>34727043Googoo gaga nigga the legos are out of stock, we're never coming back from this
>go to the beach>all these fucking hiplets walking aroundits like an epidemic, this didnt use to be like this. Is there something in the water?
>>34727025M, 30
>>34727035It is fucked up that people manipulate in those ways. Makes me feel vulnerable. I am now wondering if this has ever happened to me.
>>34727025F probably like a 3,
>>34727025M 25I am not happy with a lot of stuff in my life, but I still have faith I will get there and keep trying daily with that in mind. I experience a regular cycling of emotions on average but unfulfilled is the default.So probably higher than average but not the highest? if 5 is the average then I'd say 8 because saying 7 is the fence sitter option on 1-10 scales.
>>34727050>>34727040>>34727039>>34727033If we combine all four replies we get one proper one.
>>34727048Roastie was the first plane and hiplet is the second
>>34727037She just needs help with her eating disorder. I know girls that have recovered from anorexia.
>>34727024Fucking gay
>>34727048Yeah it's called Ozempic
>>34727055cankles are building 7
>>34727054I thought my attached image and its filename made for an adequate post tyvm.
>>34727021Well im sorry to hear that. I know it sucks I've been there myself. Each day being a chore and feeling like there's no reason to do anything. Its horrible. The best thing I found was keeping a journal of the stuff I done, no matter how small. Like taking a shower or throwing out the garbage. Those small steps made it easier to snowball in a positive direction. Have you found good coping skills yet?
>>34727048More algae are near the beaches because the oceans are heating up.But I don't think that has anything to do with your perception.
>>34727056It's probably not quite anorexia, but getting close to that. And i don't know her well so she might as well die. Whatev.
>>34727025M29solid 7 or 8
>>34727059Nah cankles are the 94 bombing that shits ole skool
>>34727025F, 35. 1.5/10
>>34727038Their brains short circuit when the thing that every guy wants you don’t care about or ask them for. Even more when you give it to them yourself freely. Chicks have a need to prove themselves to you just as much as you feel like you have to prove yourself to them.For example: if you want good head, become an amazing pussy eater and never ask for anything in return. Her competitive nature will drive her to prove she can and will be as good to you as you are to her.
>>34727048>>all these fucking hiplets walking around>t. picrel
>>34727066>>34727064>>34727053Thank you, proper people.
>>34727040Please don't kill yourself.
>>34727042Too fat or too skinny?
>>34727066>35Have you bought your coffin already, grandma?
>>34727068>designated thread hiplet talking shit
>>34727025M 31What would put me at a 10?
>>34727074You guys said im not a hiplet the other say
>>34727025m3
>>34727075incapable of any happiness at all, no hope in any aspect of life, no copes like family
average atoga moid be like
>>34727078thats because you only listened to the simps who were praising youyou have dips, thus a hiplet
>>34727074She has really good, fertile hips actually. I saved her pictures from the other day :^)
>>34727079oh yeah, age:27
why do some of u guys ask for age when the questions have nothing to do with age
in latest news of my life as a wannabe italianI am now a Moka supremacist
>>34727073Fuck you.
>>34727051>I am now wondering if this has ever happened to me.Almost certainly in countless ways. It is why critical thinking ability is important to teach people, so they are able to better conclude things without falling for manipulation tactics.Think of how many people wrongly conclude something based on a misleading headline or a clickbait Youtube thumbnail for example.
>>34727061Thanks a lot anon. I am sorry you have been depressed too. I'll start a journal. I've been meaning to, but it always ends up in a really dark place. I am not sure about copying skills, but my man helps a lot. I imagine a future with him and lots of babies. That is what keeps me going.
>>34727087There's data to be mined
>>34727085come on now anon, she has fucking valleys on there
>>34727081I am envious of people who can eat like shit and still have decent looking skin.
>>34727087Glowie datamine
>>34727081Literally me except I also goon to Alysa
>>34727081Replace Tinder with a dating thread on /SOC/ and you've described my Tuesday night.
>>34727081lmao
>>34727087Because asking ASL upfront is no longer socially acceptable. Women, state your age and your response to this information.
>>34727100ahahSHUT THE FCK UP ITS NOT FUNNY ANYORE SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE THIS I HATE THIS BOARD I HATE EVERYTHING THIS SHIT IS FUCKING SICK GET ME OUT OF HEREalso why did you capitalize /SOC/
>>34727071Too narrow.
>>34727081impossible to be memy dick doesnt even twitch for that raccoon haired whore
I wanna waste away the evening and the afternoon with her
If you don't think Black Ops 2 Zombies Origins Opening is the coolest shit ever, you have bad taste.
>>34727105Proof?
>>34726979gross stumpy dwarf handsugly hands for women is like balding for men
>>34727081Nooooooo this is too sad!! He is not ugly. Poor dude
>>34726988>Dark Sisterhorrible sword choice
>>34727081Do people in the US (?) really just go outside to drink alcohol alone?
>>34727112Mid males get registered as 3/10 or lower according to women's attraction preferences
>>34727114I don't drink alone as a principle so I'm not sure
>>34727112he's below average on the modern market
>>34727114men will literally drink anywhere and will dirnk anything in the usa
>>34727106Do you guys ever look at women like this and imagine yourself standing next to them and how utterly mogged you'd be because you're an ugly manlet subhuman?
>>34727122Yes, which is why I force myself to work out so that I can stand on my own two feet.
>>34727091You are right, its good to be aware of this tactics. Learning about falasies and manipulation techniques helps.I feel like I am really being manipulated on social media.
>>34727081I do kinda live like this but with less drinking and no flavor of the month celeb simping
>>3472712299.99999% of the human population would get mogged by hershe's a fucking olympian
>>34727099He probably does too but didn't want to include that part.
>>34727122Considering women are usually 20 to 30cm smaller than me, no. lol
>>34727122I'm taller than her but she's not my type
>>34727093>but it always ends up in a really dark placeThat's not good. >I am not sure about copying skillsIf you ever get a chance giving a book like picrel either by yourself or with a therapist will help you. I promise putting in the work will pay off.>I imagine a future with him and lots of babiesA great goal to have. That will keep you going for a long time. I hope you and your bf have a long happy relationship.
I think I am actually locking inI saw a thing of Oreo's my family bought while hungry and I wasn't even tempted to devour them whole.
>>34727115>>34727119That is crazy. Poor guy. I wonder if he got any dates after posting that video.
She makes me so sad sometimes
>>34727104You done with the schizo melt down?I did it because I wanted you and you specifically to ask about it. No other reason.
>>34727125Which is why it is best to curate your feed and platforms you interact with. I made a second Youtube account solely for professional and creative endeavors so there is no sensationalized drama or political stuff in my feed when I am on that account. I minimize on my primary account for entertainment as well but on that second account it is completely devoid of that stuff intentionally to minimize distractions.
>>34727138Good more for me. Move out the way twig legs.
A country should not be allowed to be a country if they can not agree on one single unified official language.
>>34727136I will try to download this book on Anna's Archive. I am starting a new therapy next week so I'll ask her about it.I really wish my bf and I get to be old people together and have grandkids. That would be perfect. Thank you a lot Anon, and I hope all the best for you.
>>34727136Bitches call me the CBT workbook ifyouknowwhatimsayin
>>34727152Ingles
>>34727153>Anna's Archive>new therapyFfs
>>34727152Africa is fucked
>>34727112He’s not ugly. He’s average. But to women, that’s ugly. Consult the chart.
Women, thoughts on your hypothetical licking your armpit?
Women posting workout pics online is a hazard to my health.
>>34727170Gross
>>34727112>t. Ugly moid
>>34726739All moids should have a curfew
>>34727170Ogremode
>>34727153>I will try to download this book on Anna's ArchiveDon't worry about the exact book. They work pretty similar to one another.>I am starting a new therapy next weekCognitive Behavioral Therapy is actually something therapists can get certified on. Its definitely a good tool set to have when your mind starts fucking with you lol>I really wish my bf and I get to be old people together and have grandkidsDon't wish it. Just do it. Don't let anything stop you. Thats confidence. You shouldn't have to wish because you know its going to happen.>B-B-buutt I don't know if its actually going to happenIt will happen. If you keep your mind to it you can achieve this. Its within your grasp.>Thank you a lot Anon, and I hope all the best for youYou are welcome Femanon
>>34727081I really don't miss having a giant incompetent toddler waddling around my house messing my shit up and pestering me for stuff.If he got a date what would he do with her? Seat her on his dirty mattress and start begging for her to engage in orgasmless sex with him because he wants it?
AAARGH I CAN'T TAKE IT I CAN'T LIVE 50 MORE YEARS LIKE THIS
>>34727155You help women out of difficult mental issues and leave them better off than when you first started?Good for you dude. Thats really great work. I'm glad you are helping out the community so much.
>>34727180Like what?
>>34727170The libtard leg tattoos *chefs kiss*
you wanna get fucking smacked?
>>34727187No I want to hold hands with my crush and get a good night's sleep
What should women do in order to be considered good in bed?
>>34727181>the communityDisgusting simp horseshit
>>34727193Perform, moan and wiggleFocus on his pleasure instead of hersFake an orgasm to boost his confidence and libido
>>34727192You have to be 18 to post here
>>34727193Match my pace and tell me what feels good.
>>34727193Make noises, don’t hide your face
God, grant me a girl with 30G minimum
Do girls in real life ever suck dildos while they masturbate?
>>34727193Be present and consenting
>>34727198I'm 30 years old
>>34727197>PerformObviously. But perform anything specific? Or just perform? >Fake an orgasmDo women always fake it? >>34727201Whoever hides their face?
>>34726743Don't unless you will 100% train it or pay for it to be trained. Those will pee on anything worse than cats.
>>34727205Fucking sad. I just hope that you’re in canada so that you can legally kill yourself.
I will have sex again at an indeterminate point in the future :)
>>34727203JH has dildos just for slapping herself in the face
>>34727183You're able to identify what a tattoo is from five pixels...?
>>34726916It is
>>34727214I'm just chilling and eating mac and cheese
>>34727214why are you being such an asshole to him?
>>34726916You have an eating disorder?
>>34727217I wonder what her kids will think of her dildo wall
>>34727218Nta>there is a thigh tattoo>whore whoring herself on the internet for attentionGo ahead and give me even odds on every pic like that whether that is a liberal or not
>>34727228This is the internet. Toughen up buttercup or kill yourself. I prefer the latter.
>>34727235don't call me buttercup you fucking fag
>>34727232lmao you are so silly.
>>34727235Hey, you're pretty good at posting. Wanna get out of here so I can fuck you in the ass
>>34727238NTA but I posted the pic and she is left wing.
I am tired I am not doing pullups today
>>34727212>anything specific?Like the sex feels really good and you want him bad. Like his dick is so big it's slightly painful. Focus on your sounds and expressions, thrust back, tense and thrash when appropriate>Do women always fake it?No but if you want to give a good performance you absolutely won't be able to focus on yourself enough to get there. I come if I starfish since I need to tense my hips and close my eyes but men will consider that bad sex and try to upgrade
my legs are shaking
>>34727239>Baby’s first time trying to be egdyHow many people do you think would actually show up to your funeral? Hardmode, you can’t count your mother.
>>34727244oh my god dude.
>>34727244like 15 I have a big family
>>34726789They're 100% doing that because regular customers get their shit stolen the most. Loser bad drivers screenshot your name screen and show it to get your order. Happens all the time and then you have to stand there and call support and tell them the order was stolen because the restaraunt refuses to make it again.
>>34727237Remember, vertical cuts on your wrist. Otherwise, you’re just an attention whore,
Why would a woman, after rejecting me, continue and intensify the behavior that made me think she was into me?And why would she be shocked when I don't want to talk to her anymore?
>>34727202Me after 2 more kids and a strong pair of moid arms to help me put my ribcage back together into a corset for at least 2 years.
>>34727248I said show up, not give an excuse to their wife later to abandon their kids and get drunk
>>34727147That is a good idea. When I studied programming I would do this and it helped. I currently get lots of content that intents to make me consume and spend money. I also get political views that are not mine.
>>34727170>>34727240Worse it's a tranny
>>34727258I don't follow and you are not very good at this
>>34727255what is that behavior anon
>>34723497Bottom right doesn't look like she changed much at all.
>>34727269Really ugly hands.But I guess if they want to be male, it's fitting.
>>34727271Acting all bubbly, gazing into my eyes, giving me food
>>34727276>giving me foodAre you a duck living in a park?
A very special girl
>>34727274It's ftm
>>34727277I'm a vendor at the restaurant she works at
>>34727244Lol wtf is this grokYou guys are arguing with a chatbot
>>34727276>acting bubblypersonality>gazing into my eyesif youre talking to each other this is nornal unless you are autistic>giving me foodunless she's baking you a cake, man...
>>34727283is transwoman ftm or mtf i always forget
>>34727283Meant it's not ftmFuck me
>>34727270I know you think about killing yourself and you think anyone will care if you die.
>>34727286>this grokHow about you answer the question, tranny. How about we do the reverse…how many HAVEN’T disowned you?
>>34727289Mostly means MTF because who the fuck wants to go from tutorial mode life as a female to nightmare mode life as a man? Especially if it's a short female that now becomes a manlet.
>>34727293are you a girl? you give off a very feminine vibe
>>34727297Gen a video of this user with white cream being dribbled on his feet
>>34727298oh ok
>>34727288>if youre talking to each other this is nornal unless you are autisticI'm not completely inexperienced with women, most women don't look at me like that, and of the ones that do I've gotten 2 girlfriends and a fair amount of numbers/dates
>>34727299>call him a girl. That will totally deflect from wanting to kill myselfRemember, vertical cuts.
>>34727298>Mostly means MTFNo it only means MTF, no FTM would call themselves a transwoman.
>>34727300So…how many haven’t disowned you?
>>34727312Do you wanna see my cock it's huge
>>34727242Very informative. Thanks anon.
>>34727217Can't you let me volunteer that information? You're robbing me of the excuse to talk about it.>>34727230I keep them in bins.
>>34727255Immature.
>>34727303>I’m not completely inexperienced with womenWhat a glowing resume
>>34727320Do you have any dildos made from a mold of an actual guy's penis?
Either GenderWould you be flattered or creeped out to find out a person of the opposite sex has a photo of you as his/her phone wallpaper?
>>34727298First of all, you need to calm down.Second, transwoman means FTM.
If you won't swallow, why even bother giving head?
>>34727328flattered of course
>>34727326Stop giving her ideas. lol
>>34727329>transwoman means FTM.No it doesn't, it only means MTF.
>>34727329> transwoman means FTM.Nigger, you are a few years behind the meta
>>34727328MI would be very confused, unless it's somebody I know has a romantic interest in me.
Women say they hate being sexualized but will wear sexual clothing. This is because women are retarded
>>34727326No. From what I understand, those end up being made of poor quality material with no good documentation.
A very pretty girl
>>34727328Confused. Why you would make that your phone wallpaper.
>>34727177Sorry I left all of the sudden I had to talk with him. I'll go to sleep in 12 mins tho.Ok, thanks. I'll try to find a book that might help.I don't know which kind of therapy it is but it saved my mom's life. She got really depressed when I was a kid.You are right, thank you so much. I am glad there is nice people like you.
>>34727328>Either Gender>Would you be flattered or creeped out to find out a person of the opposite sex has a photo of you as his/her phone wallpaper?Big doubt
>>34727336>This is because women are retardedNo, it’s because they are children. Treat them as such, and everything makes sense and becomes much easier.
>>34727336I am sexy and other people deserve to think they are sexy too. Only women though. Men should stop running around topless if they don't want some random women gooning to them later.
>>34727337Yeah I heard those home kits are pretty bad, to make a good one you'd need to put your cock in the Hideo Kojima scanning machine then have a dildo custom built to your specs.
>>34727328F. creeped out probably
>be walking home minding my own business>come across a HAPA looking woman>she compliments my shirtI think I’m in love bros. I usually don’t get complimented randomly like that
Isn't it nuts that there are guys who date pornstars?
>>34727160By new therapy I mean that I am going to a new psychologist and I'll ask her which book like that one she recommends me.
>>34727346>I am sexyAny woman that says that in public is a disgusting whore
>>34727351Ffs
>>34727350Bonnie Blue was engaged
>>34727354I would say poor guy but I have absolutely no sympathy
>>34727352>he thinks this is public
>>34727350Guys will date anything that sticks around and fucks them
>>34727328FI was really happy when I found out my bf has a picture of us together as his wallpaper. I have a picture of him with my dog.
>>34727328Is it a family member? If yes, then that's fien. Otherwise, would be creeped because, I don't talk to people much and no way anyone would have a picture of me.
>>34727358>attention-seeking internet whore doesn’t think being a whore on the internet mattersSoooo sexy. Now die in a fire.
>>34727346>I am sexy
>>34727359Personally, I would at least not be with somebody who has another person besides me.
>>34727328Oh, you meant like someone I don't really know? I would be scared lol
>>34727366She went full ozempics and did say she has been working out.
>>34727361Wow the reverse
>>34727369She’s been saying that shit for a couple years
Isn't it crazy that if a woman likes you, you can beat her and it'll take like 2 years for her to leave
>>34727369She is anti-ozempic and weighs 300lbs. Nice try though, faggot.
Women never look at me so I know I'm not sexy.
State gender and age,How many years have you been on 4chan?
>>34727373Go back to r-ddit amitheasshole bot shit
>>34727375I mean it might not mean anything. I avoid looking at people when I walk around the street.
>>34727377M 214 or 5 years
>>34727377M, 30Nearly 20 years
>>34727372One year
>>34727379What if he was really sexy
i'm ugly inside and outside.
>>34727373You are mentally ill. No woman will ever like you.
>>34727377M 3020 years in this fucking hole
>>34727377You're not going to get that out of me, hoe.
>>34727383So is the zemp working?
>>34727383And still a landwhale
>>34727384I wouldn't notice because I stare at the floor and listen to loud music. Sometimes random people tries to talk to me and I just keep walking. I don't talk to strangers hehe kinda (except it is behind a screen).
>>34727389Kek, you think that pig isn’t fat still?
>>34727389Why would you think I want to look like you?
>>34727374I'm not a simp, nor a faggot.
>>34727388Lmfao. They are going to fire me from FBI because of you. I hate you!!!
The prize is you
>>34727395I'm a man so probably not.
>>34727382>>34727387You two probably have had lots of conversations without really knowing eachother or eachother's real names. That is very cute. If you were gay I'd ship you but I just wish you met irl coincidently and became besties.
She’s hogging out!!
>>34727400What do these cryptid messages not next to texts mean?
I just want a friend from here to play vidya and eat takeout with
>>34727398GOOD NEET
>>34727377BV and JH are atoga's longest serving braphogs.
>>34727405It's an annoying spammer hoping for replies.Ignore and don't reply to worthless shit like that.
>>34727408Awwwwwwww nononono anons please become besties somehow. You probably have had more conversations together than I've ever had with my uncle irl.
>>34727412Kek this made me chuckle.
>>34727413Oh ok. What an idiot. I thought there was an Anon that wrote without answering to people and that was just his style, but this messages don't sound like him. Sometimes I remember there might be a psycho on the other side of the screen and I freak out.
Women, what do you want to gut every male-centric thing and walk around in it like a skinsuit?
>>34727405If you know then you know
>>34727421I dunno what any of this means, I am sleepy.
>>34727421Feminists didn't kill Playboy, internet pornography did that decades ago.
I ate too much and now I'm a sick fat chud
>>34727421Make everything female now. No more male things. Exclude males. Their place is in the home.
>>34727428whatdya eat
>>34727421Esl slop. Kys
>>34727430Blue Valk you are not a feminist. Feminism is about equality. You just hate on man, which is ironic ever since you like man
>>34727385You're not. Outside is fixable. Inside all look the same.
>>34727432Too much chicken and mac and cheese
>>34727434Fucking grug the caveman itt
>>34727434>Feminism is about equalityUh huh. I’ll believe it when i see it.
>>34727328FAssuming this person isn't my boyfriend or a close family member I'd be really creeped out.>>34727377F 34On and off since like 2008 or so.
anyone want to date me
>>34727434>mememe ur not a feministI'll be whatever the fuck I want you dumb bitch.
>>34727447asl?
>>34727427Yeah but being completely a chick magazine now focused on fashion and girl topics has to be a worse death?
>>34727447I ask myself that all the time So far answer has been no.
>>34727451Men don't read anymore.
>>34727448You will never be sexy.
women, would you fuck clavicular?
>>34727450i'm a guy
>>34727454It's true. Men don't even read porn.
>>34727458What?
>>34727458No. He's autistic and got a girl pregnant.
>>34727462the guy who smashes his face with a hammer to look pretty?
>>34727457I am sexy and you can seethe about it, ugly.
>>34727467No proof.
>>34727458No but I do think he is attractive.
>>34727465maybe he will be a good dad
>>34727402Probably. I started on /b/, went to /fit/, then /o/, then /pol/, then fluttered around on /lit/, /sci/, /a/, /cgl/, /fa/, /jp/, /int/ until coming to /adv/ and /vt/ which are my homes now.
There’s a chair with a cake on it, and a chair with a cock on it. You have to sit on one and eat what’s on the other. Where are you sitting?
>>34727476Neither so I can eat both cake and cock
>>34727466The fuck, no. Obviously no
>>34727476cut dick off throw the cake in the trash because who know if the sick freak didn't jizz on it
>>34727467We don't sign our posts here.
>>34727485How else can you move in NYC
>>34727485It’s not that bad
>>34727485Why are hicks so afraid of everything?
>>34727470No opinion of yours matters.>>34727474I would bet on kalshi that the kid will call him cringe.>>34727488You have no mouth
>>34727476I’ve seen those cock shaped cakes before. Nice try.
>>34727497You
>>34727505>kid will call him cringethat is what kids do though
>>34727476*eating both things with a knife and fork*
she's oinking and stomping her trotters
>>34727514It'll be a continuous call back to his autism.
>>34727369BV is on a seafood diet. Every time she sees food, she eats it.
>>34727522>>34727517Stop, that's fucked up but funny. She's lost weight that's why she posted her boobs on soc and linked it her last time. And some anons kept simping for her.
>>34727412Imagine the scissoring.
Anons it has come to my attention that my knees are beginning to hurt after rowing for an extended period of time. Any recommended leg strength exercises?
>>34727532No thanks, I just ate.
>>34727535Oh you need to fix your hips and movement when you bend > source I fucked a D1 rower
>>34727508I forgot that you're technically from the south.
>>34727541Even though I have an optional accent. I speak mostly clearly.
i hate summer
>>34727517This is the only pig you need twink
>>34727540How was his cock in your ass?
Your body is a blade that moves while your brain is writhing Knuckled under pain, you mourn but your blood is flowing
>>34727545Why? It's an excuse to wear skimpy outfits to attract boys.
>>34727458Yeah i kinda have a crush on him hes really cute.
One hunchbacked gf please
>>34727552>why?NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENSi wanted an internship... i want friends, i want a boyfriend, i wish i had gotten a job instead of just going to school. hate hate hate hate hate im so fucking depressed
>>34727556B-but he is racist and misogynistic
>>34727546>Faggot earring
Why is it easier to get women as a 30 year old unc than when I was 25 years old?
>>34727560erm evidence?
>>34727567He visited Israel.
>>34727563You were a loser at 25 but at 30 you have money
>>34727548Bigger than your uncles but you can adjust dw you already took his
>>34726389What was the straw that broke the camels back
Get freaked out from a knock at the door, when I haven't been expecting one. And didn't that used to be part of the fun?
>>34727377M 25A decade around
>>34727563> be a man in your 30s > constantly tell younger men women prefer older men > only women you get are the bpd psychos with daddy issues because normal women usually date within their own pool of people their age > groom bod age gap girl > she slashes your tires
>>34727458They all would but 99% of them won't admit that because they hate that he is 100% right about looks.
>>34727556FHe looks like a woman in her 40s with short hair I can’t unsee it I like manly guys
>>34727577>groom bod age gap girl>> she slashes your tiresWe have one that frequently crashes out itt
>>34727458Rather chew glass than to fuck goyslop he kissed the IDF ring and he’s lanky like a menopause woman Only celeb I wanna fuck is Haaland
>clavicular isn't manly looking Yeah I'm fucked, might as well jump
Foids of England ITT, did you get bashed after England lost today?
White women ITT, why do you guys tend to age poorly compared to other women?
>>34727585Sunscreen I’m “white” and I look younger I avoid sunburns like the fkn plague
>>34727585Thanks anon.
>>34727568misogynist abuser boyfriend is better than no boyfriend
>>34727588>moid hands
>>34727583> have dogshit takes on women > get rejected by everyone but teens and israel plants > be a lanky middle aged mom from the mid west > do meth
>>34727585You only remember the brown ones that don't age badly
>>34727585White women can't compete.
>>34727585Most women listen to garbage fashion advice to try and fit in (tanning, using cheap makeup often, chainsmoke to curb apetite) or have eating disorders that make them ugly.Did you know skinny women grow hair faster all over their body?
>>34727588> moid handsI rather kms than deal with a misogynist I literally moved countries to find the most feminist guy I could find
>>34727556Foids love nothing more than proving that faggot right
I'm a black guy who uses sunscreen every day, and has been doing so for the past 5 years. What am I in for?
>>34727584no
>>34727585Because beauty standards in the west emphasis looking tan, and sun damage ages your skin.
>>34727598What's your diet like? Do you drink water and not just watermellon?
>>34727593>grow hair faster all over their body?Isn't that a good thing you unshaved hog.
>>34727590>have dogshit takes on womenSuch as?
>>34727592That’s Z. It’s like putting a photo of prime Aлeкcaндpa "Caшa" Aлeкceeвнa Лycc and being like “black women can’t compete” stars are just hot race has nothing to do with it
>>34727589>>34727594sorry im just lonely
>>34727603Not if you're trying to keep up the hairless asian look as a white woman. Female epilation industry is built upon guilt.
femanon do you like it when a guy kisses you all over your body when you're doing the pre-sexo stuff
>>34727585Do we?
>>34727598Nigga why
>>34727608I get it, I promise you’ll find someone who won’t stab you when you get too old for him so he can run away with the 18 yr he groomed, you can choose better for yourself
Some a y'all need to learn this.
>>34727608you sound like a tranny
>>34727614>>34727598You should, just because sun damage is less visible on darker skin doesn't mean it isn't aging it.
>>34727598Do you use moisturiser or are you ashy and white with the sunscreen
>>34727611No, he's retarded. White women brutally mog women of every other race and it isn't close by any stretch of the imagination. They're either just unsuccessful with white women or into the exotic aspect of dating someone outside their ethnicity.
>>34727619Post voca of your best white and hood voice
>>34727617Why did people need this message in the form of a Super Hero when Christ already teaches this?
>>34727622> x race is betterThe way you bitches say to never mix and if we did we would all look like that bitchless tiktoker that looks like she was born from cousins
>>34727617Superman was a fucking psycho
What's with all the pretty girls outside?
BV stop seething about younger thinner women challenge: impossible
>>34727624Jesus doesn't have heat vision, unless it appears in the apocrypha somewhere.
>>34727630And Superman didn't die for your sins
>>34727631Yeah no shit he can't die. Jesus was a pussy.
>>34727624Jesus was cool if you met him today you’d say he’s a commie socialist cunt simp because he cares about women
Should a former police officer and inspector who had been in the feeld for over 25 years be appointed minister of public security?
>>34727626There's enough genetic diversity within ~10000 people of a single race to basically make that a complete non-issue.
>>34727633Pretty sure Superman did die
>>34727626Cutie
>>34727629You have activated my post brown lesbian beacon to try and summon korra.
>>34727635>in the feeldI'm sorry?
>>34727637Clavicular when he throws himself off a bridge after his female child calls his looxmaxxing philosophy cringe and male centered.
>>34727635FAny police officer whose life was spent entirely on the force is probably some sort of murderer or rapist and shouldn't even be eligible for office.
>>34727633>he can't dieSuperman has died multiple times >>34727634Why are you applying a strawman to me and what I supposedly believe?
>>34727643>multiple timesSo he just comes back to life, ergo he can't die
>>34727646Well so did Jesus, so it's a draw.
>>34727601I consume both and I mostly eat sardines, rice, and chicken desu.>>34727614Because I can still get skin cancer>>34727620I use shea butter as my primary moisturizer. Of course, I moisturize before putting on the sunscreen.
>>34727647Fuck you're right
>>34727649>>34727623
>>34727649Yeah okay I can’t never make fun of a sardine bro
>>34727642>MurikaStop acting like the world is as corrupt and violent as your country.
>>34727639>aging fatty seethes over young thin women>brown bulldyke pick me seethes over desirable white women Yeah you two are cut from the same cloth.
>>34727649Just get plenty of C, A, E, D vitamins and you'll do better.
>>34727604>No responseNot surprised
>>34727660is he your bf?
atoga- where virgins give you relationship advice and the morbidly obese give you advice on your diet
>>34727663>Still no answerSo does he have bad opinions about women or not?
>>34727666he takes peter thiel's cock down his throat
>>34727669Ok, does he have bad opinions about women or not?
If I kill myself I will have a better life the next time around! That is the answer!
>>34727670of course he has
>>34727673Oh ok, can you share some of these opinions he has about women?
>>34727674no
>>34727674cope
>>34727664That's mean to gym bro lol
>>34727679Thank you for proving my point
Is someone more likely to become homosexual if a person of the same sex masturbates them, or if a person of the same sex penetrates their anus?
>>34727681truly outdebated everyone here man masterclass
>>34727682Why did the police officers ask so many questions of your rape? Did they masturbate to the details you shared later that night?
>>34727656Maybe she should join Korra and her gf as a third and they could have a three way lesbian sex party on the fold out sofa
>>34727686Thank you, it wasn't exactly difficult when you can't even present a single example.
>>34727680>morbidly obese polyamorous single mother thinks she is entitled to speak on any topic lol
They thought you had been compromised and were likely to defect
>>34727690>fold out sofaBro she'll sit on that shit and it'll fold IN
>>347276922010 called, they want their flamer back.
Do nerds deserve love? NO.
>>34727700only if they’re nice ppl
Who invited the pissbaby?
>>34727697I think you're a flamer. Look at that shirt you are wearing, it is very flamboyant! What a Flaming 'Mo you are.
>>34727690nah, korra hates fatties and bv is racist kek
>>34727702Yeah that's your cue to leave
>>34727627Fake news, he actually ripped her air hose to save her life.
>>34727701Being a "nice" guy doesn't entitle you to sex, love, or relationships.
>>34727703I'm not wearing a shirt.
>>34727697>if you aren't attracted to a morbidly obese single mother like me, you are a gay pedofat logic is truly fascinating
>>34727635>Ministry of Public SecuritySmells like Chinese bullshit
>>34727707no one is entitled to anythingbut being nice does make u more likely to receive nice treatment back
>>34727710>he thinks I'm trying to hit on any losers in hereProjection is a hell of a drug.
>>34727706Also a bit of a cuck letting Rand kiss Louis like that.
>>34727709Then your gay titties are hanging out, just waiting for a woman to grope and suck on them
>>34727706He's a cuck
>>34727715Superman usually cucks himself, he must get off on it.
>>34727717They're also not out.
>>34727712NTA But. Bro, when I carelessly trolled people online under my real name and baited them into typing walls of text about what a piece of shit I am, that's the era of my life when I got women begging for me to hook up with them and even to give them babies. They were literally attracted to my being a dickhead on the internet.
>>34727722King what made you stop
Genders,Why are they turning the new Carrie into Xmen?
>>34727706>Lois, your with that guy?>Darn, can we have one kiss on the lips goodbye with him watching?>"Sure!"BoomerBros...
>>34727720I mean doesn't he also love his best friend when exposed to the pink kryptonite?
>>34727722assholes will attract assholes, i only care about what valuable, nice people have to say/think, not people like you.
>>34727720>>34727715To be fair Superman has plenty of gfs tooLana Lang for example
>>34727730That was one gag from the early 2000s, it's not a recurring part of the mythos. Superman cucking his own secret identity is a mainstay of his stories.
MenAre you going to see the Odyssey
>>34727735Lana LangLori LemarisLois LaneLyla LerrolLex Luthor?
Have you ever experienced someone picking your turds from out of the toilet bowl and shoving them back up your asshole?
Time to abuse image limit to bully someone else into making new thread.Genders, what is your favorite card game?
>>34727737I look into Anne Hathaway's eyes and smile and I see something deeply wrong with her
>>34727725The Stephen King book? They’re making another movie adaptation? Everything he’s ever been connected to is total garbage with the exception of The Shining which is solely because Kubrick commandeered it so he could get industry funding to spread his message (and also turned it into one of the best movies ever)
>>34727737I was just thinking about that. I probably will
>>34727737Christopher Nolan lost me with Interstellar and that was years ago. Like maybe if it's on streaming later or if I get really autistic about Greek Mythology.
>>34727737>Are you going to go see Greek Myth bastardized by modern Hollywood? No
>>34727741slay the spire 2
>>34727743You're forgetting The Dead Zone, which Cronenberg made a great, weird and intensely watchable movie of.
The skyline sure is pretty at night
>>34727725Capeshit is a cancer, also they apparently are making her mom not a total bitch for some reason.
>>34727743A lot of King's writing is fun. One of my favorites of his is Rage, a novel about a school shooting that he published as Richard Bachman
>>34727748You sound like one of the goofballs who was complaining that there were gay characters in TROY over 20 years ago when that was literally canon.
>>34727743Mhm, new carrie has buddies with super powers and the Main isn't being bullied for being fat anymore. She's probably being bulied for having hip dips or some gay shit.
>>34727737I'm seeing it tonight.
>>34727747What was so bad about interstellar
>>34727737Nah. Just doesn't sound or look very interesting. Bit of a shame since I love the source material.
>>34727756Bullied!FfsI typed bullied.
>>34727755That's great, still not seeing it.
>>34727759You're telling me you couldn't see that predictable ass "reveal" coming a mile away in the first fifteen minutes?
How many arquebusiers and pikemen have our foes levied and hired for their siege of our fortress?
Genders, would you buy a spirit of halloween freddie fazbear or a ps5?
women should dance more
Do any women ITT want to sexually arouse my penis by blowing a raspberry on my belly button and playing This Little Piggy with my toes?
>>34727765The only thing that would get me to buy a PS5 is if Kingdom Hearts 4 was an exclusive on it, which is already confirmed not the case.
>>34727765People are going to fuck that thing.
>>34727766Cats don't dance
>>34727764Not enough my lord. Our forces stand strong at the wall. Shall we send a messenger to Lord Lancaster about this sire?
>>34727771Spirit of Halloween knows the furries have money and will skin it to wear it.
>>34727771Where's its penis, asshole, or vajagoogoo? Or are you planning to carve one into it or add one on?
AllWhat do you think of trans men?
>>34727779No
>>34727779Being a man is a heavy burden, it takes great strength to assume that burden willingly.
>>34725534I'm pretty close
Another fatty liked me on Hinge. It's over.
>>34727779
>>34727782I'm taking a curvy gal out for dinner next weekend. Any advice on how to avoid places where the fry oil clashes with the coca cola?
My dream last night was a dream of rape and revenge. As punishment, the women who he had raped placed him in a homosexual sex room where he was routinely tortured up the anus by the cocks of homosexuals who raped him twice or more a day. His anus then bled and tore. All in retribution for how he harmed and bruised women in the pussy with forced penile entry.
WomenThoughts on feminism?
>>34727788Left pic unrelated?
>>34727794Feminism is the radical belief that women are human beings.
Men,Thoughts on feminism?
Nice tramp stamp, Alysa.
>>34727793Fuck off, JH. Go see another therapist, you fucking freak.
>>34727797bv is obsessed with princess diana because she thinks they look like twins kek
>>34727779Anyone who is trans is at the peak of worldly attachment and as such at the peak of suffering.I feel bad for them and feel contempt for people who manipulated them into thinking that was the solution for their ailment.
>>34727797Yes, that is a trans man. You can see the scar.
>>34727803I do not.
>>34727803>because she thinks they look like twins kekFat Princess Di? Imma bust.
>>34727779i dont think its very nice to pick on those that are trying their best
I think I have a brain tumor
>>34727810why do you think that
Make no mistake. I'm a sociopath.
>>34727810Did you take depo provera?
>get a cute shirt>buy a videogameWHICH ONE
>>34727811My ears keep ringing and I can't move or think or speak like I did before
>>34727779why does she walk like she's wearing a dirty diaper
>>34727814Post the shirt + the game
>>34727817you don't need to know that much :(
>>34727808OH YEAH YOU'RE GONNA BUSS IT WIDE OPEN, BOY
>Drunk uncle boomerton with the absurd fortune from being a retarded boomer is finally dyingI feel bad for celebrating his diagnosis (3 months to live) but I'm his sole beneficiary because he was horrible to everyone else in his life, he was also horrible to me but I didn't stop taking his calls. I feel kind of bad but also kind of happy. Anyone else dealt with this?
>>34727816Feminine energy
>>34727821how much money
>>34727821Your uncle put his penis inside you. Didn't he? He fucked you. And now he is paying you for your body!
>>34727819That's literally you but British .
>>34727821You shouldn't feel bad count the days down on your calender
sexwhat's most autistic thing you've done IRL?Do you have an image of it?
>>347278247 figures despite the fact that he did every stupid boomer thing, 4 ex wives, bought boats, RVs, jet skis, etc. >>34727825I'm male so no, he never did that, he did give me hard liquor when I was like 15 but he never tried to fuck me and I'm fairly certain he's only into underage girls.
>>34727828Been masturbated by my nanny
