>>34865694
lol
>>34868167I'll forgive you this one. Kek'd.
Basedgod
How do I ask my brother to let me hit?
>>34868178Gay
>>34868167What's her score, chat?
this thread isn't going to make it long
>>3486818212
>>34868185Proper blown out
>>34868167What
>>34868190It’s >his sleep paralysis demon
Do you think our hero handled this case well?
>>34868193He went for the head
>>34868182>tfw can't make it to 15 because i'm not white and flat>bmi and virginity carrying me
Are you cooking or are you cooked?
>>34868214I contain multitudes.
>>34868212Hey
How many women post here?
>>34868218The Death of George Floyd unironically ruined bmwf porn
*large metal door opens and closes**Lights come on*Hey femanon*Opens your can of dog foodSo how's my basement?
>>34868212
>>34868212You need a white bf?
>here's just me at the ballparkWhy do women do this?
womendid you freak out when you first realised that the dick goes inside?
>>34868229If I were an onlyfans whore trying to make it out of Detroit, I would probably do the same thing
>>34868217On this thread?I can't imagine many, most would be repulsed at the entrance.
>>34868229Why is she brown
>>34868239I suspect at least one of her parents is also brown
Men do you like muscular women? ...in a femdom way, or an aesthetic way?
>>34868243How unfortunate.
>>34868244I get the appeal but they're not for me.
>>34868244NoKinda gross 2bh
>>34868244No.Neither.
>>34868239Carib woman>>34868234She's from TorontoAnd claims no onlyfans
>>34868244No, not into it. Too masculine looking.Fit women, sure. Just not women on gear.
>>34868244Gay
>>34868244my bad it's shopped
>>34868257The fridge
>>34868260Biel is unwallable
>>34868257Women how would you feel if you looked like this
>>34868261Seems quite thoroughly walled and bogged to me
>>34868193Prophetic
>>34868244No, neither. >in a femdom wayIn a faggot way.
Never trust no bitch with black ass eyes
>>34868267Why do men think women defending her also believe she killed her kids? They've already been sold on her husband doing it. She definitely did it but there seems to be a lot of guys seeing women saying they support her as "she killed her kids and she had the right to do it"Did everyone turn retarded in this case?
>>34868271Nah, I don't believe women are that sociopathic... I hope not
>>34868271>Did everyone turn retarded in this case?I haven't really been following it at all but from the discussion about it here, yes.
WomenDo you find it weird if a guys facial hair is slightly lighter in color than the hair on his head?
GenderWhy did she do it?
Men would you rather have two knives or two wives? Two knife wifes?
>>34868279Rape is actually hot and based.
>>34868279Kinda crazy how she killed a bunch of random civilians (like the old man she had run into an incoming bus) and they're gonna completely ignore it in the Avengers and X-men movies
>>34868279Jean is better for Peter for the sole reason that she's white
>>34868280I’d rather have two knives.
>>34868280Two knives, I don't support polyshit.
>>34868278yeah, he definitely dyed something
>>34868280T-two Knives?
>>34868280Can I have one knife and one wife. But a really cool one of each
>>34868278Kind of but not really. Is your face Ben f exposed to more sunlight?
>>34868271I studied up because this is a fun zeitgeist. The feminist argument is that she was psychotic and killed the kids on accident. The defense is pleading insanity. Anyone spinning a narrative that she was framed by her husband is a schizophrenic or a retard.
>>34868289Granted. Tell me more about what kind of knives for I am not a chef.
>>34868286Mine is naturally lighter than the rest of my hair. My beard and mustache come in slightly redder and lighter than the rest of my hair, which is dark brown.
>>34868224>>34868196>>34868138>>34868135>>34868109>>34868116>>34868124based and tatepilled, my atogans
>>34868290Being. Hi I can’t English tonight.
>>34868294sure...
>>34868290No it's just like that, but they're both brown
>>34868298It’s da troof. My dad’s is like that too. We’re green-eyed anglos.
why is the OP image BV's face jesus christ
>>34868298Nta but I know a guy whose beard is naturally tri-color.
>>34868305It's funny as fuck ngl
>>34868279She wants to join the harem
>>34868305To piss everyone off. Mostly her.
>>34868296From a guy who was renting a car
>>34868293I already have kitchen knives but I think a long ass ww1 bayonet would be coolActually can I trade it in for a mediocre knife and an even cooler wife
>>34868305Anti-namefag forcefield
>>34868296Rare Tate W. That's why black people like GTA and buy Chryslers (it looks like a Bentley from a distance).
Oldie, but a goldie...Chat, why are women so unfair here?
>>34868305It’s not the first time and it won’t be the last
>>34868317women are in their natural habitat putting down more attractive women
>>34868279>Why did she do it?If I had a nickel for every time a female character used mind powers to rape someone, I would have an alarming number of nickels.
>>34868317Is the blonde one a tranny, very masculine body language Anyways I'd pork the piggy and then slim her down, could be cute
>>34868314Ok but all sales are final>>34868302I see. As long as they aren’t two completely colors I do not mind.
>>34868323Nope, just a dyke
>>34868317They partially do pity votes, plus the people confident in themselves are okay with being at the bottom.Here's the men that ranked them, btw.
>>34868326>black dude mogged by awkward chink and turbomanletBLACKEDbros..
>>34868326>men respect the musclesFair enough
>>34868324>Ok but all sales are finalDeal I can buy a cool knife but I can't buy a cool wife (in this country)>I see. As long as they aren’t two completely colors I do not mindDark brown and lighter brown not red or anything
>>34868326My nigga is clearly the most handsome one there but that goofy outfit is aura debt
>>34868327The only one that liked him was the black woman. Blonde girl was fighting light Neo trying not to say anything racist.
>>34868317>>34868326Seems like a humiliation ritual who'd sign up for this
>>34868326beaniebro deserved to get last place because he should've taken it off and not risked being accused of being balding
>>34868332
>>34868335He's black, no one gives a shit if he's bald.
I want to put my baby in her
>>34868333>The only one that liked him was the black womanThat checks out
>>34868343I would date a black guy but never an Indian guy.
Fat womenIf your bf called you "plapola" in bed, how would you feel?
>>34868342I just got back from the doctor last week and told her I have no plans. Besides I haven’t met my imaginary cat boi bf.
One of these days im gonna do something very bad!
>>34868349Nani
>>34868347I've only found like four black guys attractive in my life, and one is Shemar Moore, who is like black Taylor Lautner.
Don’t commit tax fraud please
>>34868333Worst video I've ever seen was these two dudes asking women if they preferred white guys or black guys and nearly every girl was clearly struggling to say anything before just saying black because they didn't want to appear racist
Men Have you ever seen anyone bad doing something “good”?When I was a child the military was raping kids around the area I was and a gang member hid me, never saw him again
>>34868358But we could get married and then we cant testify against each other
>>34868358ok I won'tnow enforce tax laws please
>>34868355Are you fat cat poster
>>34868359I saw one like that where the women were all saying black guys, but you could see the time of day change with every clip.
>>34868266Throw your monitor in the trash and buy yourself some glasses
>>34868358https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2sWp6lu4iAk
>>34868244ewI don't say that to be rude. That's legitimately my reaction.
>>34868347Are you white?
>>34868283She's also cuter
>>34868363>Have you ever seen anyone bad doing something “good”?Yeah that's me>When I was a child the military was raping kids around the area I was and a gang member hid me, never saw him againWere you in Bosnia the fuck
>>3486837444 btw
>>34868378Yeah her small potatoes are succulent
>>34868374Ghoulish. Grim
>>34868260>The fridgethis one
>>34868379Close, my family decided to go to buttfuck nowhere to meet relatives and the government at the time was not paying the military shit. They took it out on civilians often
I want her to hug me around my waist/ribs and then I hug her around her shoulders
>>34868282The x-men aren't good peopleRemember when she mindraped Iceman into being gay?
Nothing wrong with this woman calling out Oney for being a shitty bf desu. When it was found out Veronica was cheating, all the replies were like “oh man, poor Chris :(“ and now when it’s a woman talking about the man cheating on her it’s “ugh, who cares? She shouldn’t even be saying this stuff anyways!”
Korra do you care about Zendaya MJ?
>>34868374>>34868382angelic, heavenly
>>34868283The opposite of Thor with Jane and Valkyrie. This will forever be Marvel's biggest fumble in my imo.
imagine living in a comfy new york city apartment, waking up brewing some coffee, cracking a window and smelling the nice urine-ey air and rat poop streets. the dream.
>>34868389not her but also blackLaura Harrier was hotter and should've won over Zendaya in every regard
>>34868392Hmm yes I think I will pay over $2,000 a month for thist. me for some god damn reason
>>34868392Could be worse imagine living in usa and your president shits his pants so often he decides everyone does if they eat lettuce
>>34868393It's funny that mcu Peter doesn't care for white women
>>34868389Yes, I think her and Tom have really good chemistry, at least more than any of the other Spider-Man live action love interests. But they just wrote a perfect out for their relationship, and it would be great to see Peter explore other options rather than making MJ suddenly remember him or fall in love with him again. Got my fingers crossed for Black Cat.>>34868397>It's funny that mcu Peter doesn't care for white womenReally embodying the NYC spirit.
>>34868397well who does?
>>34868384Where then, was it in europe. Was the rest of your family ok tooSeems like kinda poor judgment ngl but then again I'm the kind of guy who'd go somewhere they could conscript my ass to see family
>>34868393>Laura HarrierNigga, she's gonna be 40 by the time the next Spider-Man releases.
>>34868387Let's hope Spidey has enough rizz to put her on the straight road
>>34868400> Seems like kinda poor judgmentIt was I refused to come back after for years after when I googled the name of the town it was mostly photos of corpses.
>>34868398>Really embodying the NYC spirit.I didn’t see many black women dating white guys when I last visited
>>34868398>Yes, I think her and Tom have really good chemistry, at least more than any of the other Spider-Man live action love interestsWhen does any of that happen? Also it's not close to Garfield-Emma Stone chemistry
>>34868399My white friends tease me for being into two asians in a row and then tell me how bad life is dating white girls and to not do it kek>>34868402You're not wrong, but she's still a fuckin' babe.
Peter and Jean is so sauceless. Can’t believe Zendaya hate has made people this delusional.
>>34868406>>34868398I don't get it. What does NYC have to do with that?
>>34868409the whole point of peter parker as a character is that he's the very pinnacle of rizzless beta
>>34868403Peter/Jean isn't gonna happen. 15 years from now, when Hugh Jackman is finally too old to play Wolverine, they will have one last X-Men movie where Jean and Scott finally have a baby and it will have adult Josh Brolin's head transposed onto it.
>>34868411I don’t either, that’s why I replied to her.
>>34868409>Peter and Jean is so sauceless.Kishimoto actually helped with the movie and made Peter and Jean's dynamic closer to Nardo and Sauce
>>34868409There's nothing to Michelle Jones other than she's played by ZendayaLike they even took her tomboyish energy away from homecoming
Women would you date a man who puts the same sauces and spices on everything so it all tastes the same
>>34868420>Michelle JonesAre we seriousI had no idea lol, I haven’t watched any spider-man movies in like twenty years
>>34868395>$2,000How's life in Brownsville?
>>34868422It's because she's a different character, but they still wanted to say MJ.
LadiesHow forward do you want men to be with you in dating situations? I find that I'm really interested in a girl, but still getting to know her, there's usually this period where I feel a bit anxious about keeping her interest. Usually if it's a fling or something super casual it's easy enough to handle because I'm not invested in her in any way. But if I'm really vibing with someone I feel like I become boring to hang out with because I'm more anxious about fumbling. And I feel like I always do. I guess I just don't know how quickly to escalate things at that point. It makes me feel undateable because it's like the only people who want to date me are those who are looking for a shallow connection or are desperate to have any partner. I'd really just like someone I could reliably spend my time with and be intimate with, but I always seem to blow it there. Just really any insight would be appreciated.
>>34868423I haven’t moved there yet, actually. I think I’ll like it though
>>34868424Why wouldn’t they just put Mary Jane in there? Is it not offensively heavy handed to just replace a white character with a black one for no reason other than filling a quota
>>34868422>>34868430MCU likes to mix shit. Peter's best friend Ned is a reference to both Hobgoblin and Ganke, Ben Parker's death was given to May, Dr. Doom is an AU Iron Man... I wouldn't be surprised if MCU Jean Grey is also a true Mary Jane of their Spider-Man.
How to cope with getting told I’m too good for someone
>>34868428Great Jamaican food, fresh squeezed sugarcane juice, and a constant sense of impending doom. It's a fun place
>>34868424Define different characterBecause the mexican kid is still called Flash Thompson despite being completely different
>>34868434Tell they they're enough for you
>>34868425M but is this a girl you see regularly or not? You can go slower with girls you hang out with in group settings all the time than say a girl you see once or twice a month naturally
>>34868425If she’s vibing too then she’s feeling the same thing. Don’t worry so much.
>>34868434take it at face valueif you are the type to obsess and overthink, your options are... limited
>>34868421i'm a guy, but i work in a restaurant and i still have a gf, so clearly yes
>>34868437I tried to but she wouldn’t believe me. I’m trying to respect it and accept I might not know better
>>34868434By whom?
>>34868433Best that Peter stays away from the X-menAll thise character do is take turns committing adultery with each other
>>34868430ginger..._i_ger...nigger!
>>34868441>if you are the type to obsess and overthink, your options are... limitedElaborate on this.
>>34868445By a girl.
I am GOD
>>34868450Who you tried to ask out or who you are dating?
>>34868451Same
>>34868449nah you're too good for that
>>34868442And you douse everything with the same stuff
>>34868452Neither really. Met her online. Talked for a bit and then she told me she felt she made a mistake because she was too messed up for me.
>>34868451Why did you do this to me
>>34868457Here we go again.
>>34868457Then count yourself lucky and yeet tf out
>>34868456jeez, of course. the americunts love it. they get a complimentary bs from the tour guide they paid for so they just swallow anything we serve them, smile and write undeserved positive comments.it's fucking farm salmon fried on rapeseed oil ffs
>>34868462lol I swear that’s all of it this time.>>34868465I guess I will.
The world's strongest man should impregnate the world's strongest woman
Women, would you get turned on watching your man gallop around on a horse with a sword
>>34868439This is more than just one experience and it's usually with women that I'm explicitly dating. A few times through app meet ups, a few times with girls I've met through regular hobbies. First two dates will go great, I'll get the first kiss, but then after that is when the anxiety kicks in. But only if it's someone I find I'm clicking with on more than a superficial level. Even if I don't know if I want to date them long term yet, just being in that zone of feeling like I have something at stake is where I think I get thrown. >>34868440Typically I find this usually falls apart for me. I'll end up getting the >I don't know that I'm looking for a relationship right now.Or>I want to keep dating and seeing what's out there.And the thing is, I'm not necessarily looking for a girlfriend at that moment in a lot of these instances. I feel like part of it is that I go from being charming to now texting a lot of>How was _____?>Glad to hear _____ was good!And maybe that bores them. But I don't know if that's even the reason or if I'm just grasping for an explanation. I don't think I come off as desperate because I'll usually try to self-correct there and play a little more aloof. But then maybe that's the issue? I don't know what. I just know that there seems to be a cycle to these things.
>>34868469as usual, women lie on every self-report
>>34868469geminibros... everyone hates us... *cries**goons to my own pain*
>>34868469fuck yeah, i love spontainety in the bathroom
>>34868479Me too they’re my favorite emo band
womenWHYwhy so many women wear makeup? it's the most disgusting thing possible
Europe is worth it, hehe.
>>34868469AquariusBros...not like this...
>>34868463What a weird thing to advertise how shallow you are
>>34868487Yeah Aquarius guys are red flags but all her exes are Aquarius. Make that fucking make sense. If we are so bad, why do women keep dating us?
>>34868469Any astrologer worth their salt will tell you Pisces and Libra men are the ones that suck
Will he perform when he has money right in front of him?
This to me seems performative.
>>34868492>Any astrologer worth their saltLmao
>>34868494I like the way her boobs jiggle
>>34868494It is >>34868495Cry about it, JP Morgan uses it
>>34868494What are these nerdy hobbies? She said gaming but kek I think she means professional gamers so that's not really a hobby.
>>34868497I think she’s aware
>>34868494Why do autists always give out the most dogshit advice
>>34868501No theory of mind, black and white thinking, inability to read social cues
>>34868498It's bullshit
Femanon please help me, my arm got severed in an /atoga/-related accident! Quick, apply a tourniquet before I bleed out!
>>34868494Does she mean like a public hobby? Because if I take up garedening for example, girls are not going to flock to me. What they are going to walk by my garden and bitches will be knocking on my door asking me about it?
What is the great cosmic joke? Am I God? Are we all God?
>>34868498>astrologyElf, is that you again?
>>34868507Don't do drugs kids
>>34868430Coulda been worse
>>34868510I'm pretty sure she is still on vacation from here.
>>34868507>What is the great cosmic joke?every moment is a microcosm in which you might be a righteous demiurge but choose not to be
>>34868513How do these kinds of people exist
>>34868476Those type of men unknowingly hate their partner but are too stupid or complacent to break up.
>>34868522Fuck!
>>34868513Gotta be fake
>>34868476Is it the tattoos that are turning him off?
>>34868522These must all be OF sluts right? No way are these just normal regular women.
Imagine freezing an anteater solid and then grabbing it by the nose and using it as a club
>>34868522is it bad that i don't find any of these women to be attractive?
I’m about to OMAD 800gr of salad
>>34868513still would've been better than the Garfield spider-man movies.
>>34868475It’s nothing you’ve done wrong, man. She’s either feeling it or not. The worst way to be is exactly how you’re trapping yourself into..worrying about needing to keep her entertained, or that you’re not “enough”.
>>34868532Poor anorexic, I'd buy you a big Mac
>>34868447Uh
The idea that you've existed all along's ridiculous
I get bothered when I’m watching a video and my girlfriend will just yell over it and say she doesn’t like it or calls the person stupid. If she’s bored, she makes it clear by turning immediately to TikTok on her phone.
new spider-man sucks ass. honestly not even surprising. the mysterio one sucked ass and the third one with all the different spideys sucked ass upon rewatch.mcu is just so fucking boring. like we could just adapt storylines from the comics 1:1 but noooooo we have to have boring cinematic slop that barely even crosses over.and of course they recast rdj as dr doom. imagine if we got the frank castle storyline where he becomes ghost rider. would literally be more interesting than 98% of the mcu.
>>34868524Real but it was a jokeThey already hired an actress to play mary jane
>>34868543>mcu is just so fucking boring. like we could just adapt storylines from the comics 1:1 but noooooo we have to have boring cinematic slop that barely even crosses over..Why would you want that? Just read the comic books if you want those stories
>>34868543>frank castle storyline where he becomes ghost riderYou're so fucking cringe and edgy.
>>34868542Smack her
>>34868543I mean not 1:1, but at least keep the spirit, like lotr
>>34868543bro, you complaining that horribly low effort murrican slop made decades ago is reproduced as horribly low effort murrican slop done now. just watch a decent movie
>>34868542You should probably raise your standards a bit anon.
I need a brain scrambling this thing ain't working right
>>34868553What appears to be the problem
>>34868535I ate a triple burger last week
>>34868547it was just an example. have you actually WATCHED the eternals? i've watched a lot of movies. eternals is not the worst movie i've ever seen - but it's still really fucking bad. it hovers around a 2 or 3/10. it's rare that i watch a movie THAT bad. it's terrible.>>34868548okay.>>34868550agreed.>>34868551what are you even talking about?
>>34868555Everything is it boring and irritating. And I can't think like I used to
>>34868558>agreedFor example, i don’t know how much i would have liked an adaptation of thanos simping for death.
>>34868559Didn't mean to put the it in there. You see what I mean it's only half working
we're all one unified field of consciousness.
>>34868563nah just the foids
>>34868558What was the issue?>>34868561Where the fuck would you have put that?
>>34868559Getting enough sleep lately?
>>34868568Mostly
>>34868566>Where the fuck would you have put that?Iirc, in the infinity war comics, thanos’s whole motivation was trying to win over the affection of death who is a chick. So he planned to kill so much to woo her kek.
>>34868570Rub one out yet?
I can feel it
>>34868574Yeah
>>34868570Sounds like you could be getting more, then. Anything new stressing you out lately?
>>34868572I know I've read comics beforeWhere would you have put that concept in infinity war and explained it well enough that billions would get it
>>34868575https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehBoiDqisjQ
>>34868494esports nerds getting girls has nothing to do with the girls being into the nerdy topic in question thoughIf you want to get a girl doing your nerdy hobby you actually have to do things like travel for said hobby where you can meet lots of people into your hobby. Historically this was going to conventions for whatever thing you're into.
>>34868579https://youtu.be/UwCFY6pmaYY
Women, should female thieves be tied up, taken to the middle of the store, have their pants and underwear removed, and then bent over and smacked in front of everyone?
>>34868585No, and your fetish is silly.
>>34868585Rule 34
>>34868582>Historically
We have recreated JH
i actually learned to like consooming again by deleting my myanimelist. turns out making everything a checklist destroys the soul of it
>>34868577>Sounds like you could be getting moreIt's only a few nights of the month I don't sleep at all or enough >Anything new stressing you out lately?Nothing new is particularly stressful, nothing stressful particularly new
>>34868594What's the longest amount of time this general has gone without you or someone else namedropping her
>>34868596>It's only a few nights of the month I don't sleep at all or enough Huh, what causes that?
>>34868598Jealous?
what the FUCK is this bros
>>34868182well i got 20 ig im mid
>>34868598I’m not sure if it’s gone longer than once in a 24 hour period for all the five years I’ve been here
>>34868601No, I’m just kinda in awe of how obsessed a few of you are with this person
>>34868602What about xitter
>>34868233no i feel like it makes sense lowk
>>34868604That’s insane!
can one of you kill me pls i dont want to be sad anymore
>>34868609I can make you happy
>>34868609I don’t really want to go to prison
>>34868605Well if you were a brown chick who kept talking about how much you love having anal sex and how much you wanted a white baby we'd obsess over you too
>>34868609Ride it out. It won’t always be this bad.
>>34868613For five years?
>>34868600No idea, sometimes I just push late into the night without getting tired and lose track of time
>>34868594>penis bulge
>>34868614you dont know that for sure but thanks
Femanons, do you find it gross how hairy moid legs are?
How come as soon as I wake up in the morning, my first thought is always something highly erotic? What's wrong with my brain?
I want her to rub my shoulders and drape her arms over them
i just want her to exist desu
I have to see her almost every day.
You fucking foids are going to take fucking cock and you're going to fucking like it!
I want a second chance with her.
>>34868618I do know that for sure. Not every day is going to be as bad as today. That doesn’t mean that life will only be sunshine and rainbows, but it also doesn’t mean that it will be in the dregs every moment. Ride it out.
Women When you're sucking your bfs cock, how does it make you feel knowing how many other girls mouths it's been in?
>>34868625Fuck!
>>34868630I wish his bodycount were higher.
Carry on, my retard son
>>34868558>it was just an example. have you actually WATCHED the eternals?It was funny how they were gassing this up as an awards contender and it ended up being the first MCU movie to get outright terrible reviews. I guess the people making them didn't realize these movies coast on being breezy and having likable characters, they made a movie that was ponderous with boring performances and few jokes and everyone realized it was bad.
Tim Curry died
>>34868635Have you been living under a rock
>>34868594No. Wtf is wrong with her face?
Women, which questions should I ask the opposite gender?
>>34868636It just happened today. tf you mean?
>>34868635ligma balls
>>34868643Anon has spent the entire day on the computer
>>34868629hard to say i can agree with any of that when the issue at hand is unavoidable and permanent to my situation,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j01ZPBLntvk>me: just chillin>femanon: sticc
>>34868643It happened like 12 hours ago, you're late and we all already know
>>34868646What is it?
>>34868650prostate cancer
>>34868650my looks, personality and social skills
>>34868625Foids don't even like sex. It's all just performative for them.
i had the weirdest dream that I had a dick and I was just masturbating and when I was in a lucid state I had the most intense orgasm, it felt so real. men why didn't you tell me how strong your orgasms are?
I need a drug that will make me work out
Ladies, if you can tell a dude is crushing on you, how do you respond to it? Do you just try to ignore it? Do you wait for him to make a move? Do you say anything or even think much of it if nothing really comes of it?
>>34868652What about that makes you so sad?
>>34868655Have you seen the wild ass faces we make when we cum
>>34868655Can we have sex? I want to cum in you.
to all the hot girls of 4chan: do ya all really like being absolutely dominated in bed? like a man tying you up in bed or covering your mouth while he fucks the living shit outa you? are ya all into that or it's just for the novels
>>34868658its been the cause for my lack of any lasting friendship for my entire life and ive gotten fed up with being lonely
>>34868656Chinese peptides are your new best friend
>>34868659in hs there was a prank people would play where they'd pinch you hard and the reaction you made was apparently your orgasm face. i remember asking what an orgasm was lol>>34868661in or on, eithers fine
>>34868662Not personally.I assume some are.
>>34868665Truly lasting friendships are an exceedingly rare thing in life. And even when they happen, most of the time, because life is life, time spent together is increasingly intermittent. No shit, find a hobby, any hobby, it doesn’t even matter what it is, where you can socialize. Let the hobby give you interaction and connection with people in the general sense, not the individual sense. And even as individual people come and go, there’s always a person.
>>34868670lol. We caught wind from somewhere that a sneeze apparently feels like one seventh of an orgasm, so this one girl we knew would just point and yell orgasm! at anyone with a cold or allergies once they got to sneeze #7
>>34868657Brag about my boyfriend. Even if I don't have one at that moment.
>>34868679no offense but this feels like advice that'll only work for children, at the most highschoolers, not adults.
>>34868404Lol
>>34868625Germanying
>>34868698In adulthood, the lasting friendships you’re thinking about doesn’t mean talking and hanging out all the time. My closest friend, a guy who would literally die for me, i saw him a couple months ago for the first time in like 5 years. That’s what it’s like to have a lasting friendship as an adult.If all you want is “lasting friendships”, most of your time is still spent alone. But socializing through common interests is how you feel like you have a lot of friends, but none of those are ever lasting.
>>34868670In it is do you want a baby
>>34868698Well you are one, mentally
Where are the nerd moids
>>34868717Sorry I'm a himbo retard
>>34868717I'm watching gundam
>>34868720What's 2 + 2 and how big is your dick
Men, do y'all have preset expectations of what a woman will look like/feel like before sex, and if so, why? I imagine it would be weird to picture someone one way only to be proven wrong and then have to adjust your fantasy.Today my boyfriend of a year was asking me what I estimated his dick size was before the first time we had sex, and he seemed surprised that I had no real expectation.
>>34868722Idk the only 2 I care about is you + me and it's a little over 7 inches
>>34868723I imagine every girl has a nice body and tits. If she takes her clothes off and her tits are floppy, and her hips, waist and butt are kind of lumpy, I get a little disappointed. But you can't have everything
I’m incel
I'm incek
>>34868723Just use it as an excuse to flirt and fantasize. If y’all aren’t actually fucking yet, the next best thing is to talk about fucking. It’s not about him having literal expectations. Bro just wants the two of you to talk dirty.
>>34868727Are you cute?
>>34868732Shur up
>>34868679Only male friendships are rare in adult life because a man will completely change up once he gets a girlfriend and become unbearable to be around once he gets married.
I am outcel
>>34868735Mad cute
>>34868737Guy was talking about LASTING friendships. Retards like you think having a buddy for a year or two is a lasting friendship. Get back to me when it’s 20 or 30 years.
I like to hurt women with my penis
My only friend has been around for like 8 years
>>34868714im on pills that make you not have periods, so in is fine
>>34868749Nice does inside feel better
>>34868749I'm on a nasal spray that makes you not want to kill yourself, so I'm fine
>>34868753ive never actually had a guy cum inside me without a condom. I'm on the pill because of period pain
I can't use shorts because my legs are very sensitive
>>34868756You should get on the nasal spray that makes you shut the fuck up
>>34868534Yeah, it's just the fact that it's a recurring element with women. I feel like if it's a pattern then it's something I need to fix. It's just exhausting trying to meet anybody when you try to get invested and get disappointed.
>>34868741So am I. Even guys you've known since high school become pussy whipped simps when they get wives.
>>34868756oh esketamine? what's it like? i want to get on it because 5 antidepressants have done nothing
hello
Girls, would you be mad if a guy put butter on his fries?
>>34868769Hi
>>34868769hii
>>34868758Well first time for everything hehe
the moon looks pretty tonight :3
>>34868768Not sure yet, I only had my first one this morning. For some reason you can't take it at home, so you just have to rip a fat shot of brain fixing juice while a psychiatrist stares at you.
>>34868771I'd only be mad if he's fat
>>34868779Like you, Twinkie boy
>>34868779Yeah
Girls, is it good or an ick if a guy is completely emotionally devastated when his parents die, and he's shouting and crying and just can't function?
>>34868784I wish I was as pretty as the moon :(>>34868785yeah
>>34868778i imagine the cleanup sucks but probably feels good at the time>>34868782do they do a therapy session as well? what was the k hole like? the place I'm looking at does iv ketamine
>>34868787why the fuck would you care at that point? the love of your life is dead
Women, how would you feel if your boyfriend could eat anything and still remain in shape
>>34868767You’re just pissed off that your single friends aren’t single anymore. That’s what life is. You wouldn’t be bitching so much if you were married too and had kids.
>>34868787It's fine if he recovers within a year
>>34868790Yeah
if the love of my life dies I'm not dating another woman ever again, I'm killing myself
>>34868791>do they do a therapy session as well? I go to therapy through the same people, but there wasn't one directly after the procedure. >what was the k hole like?I don't think the dosage is high enough for that.
>>34868794Great. But he somehow still won't eat my cooking
>>34868797Lmao we can all relate to this
Do you listen to someone's music because you think they're hot?
>>34868794I'm like that. It's slowed down a bit as I've gotten older, but my provided I'm not gorging myself, I don't really put on fat.
I'd be okay with it as long as he realilzes that won't last forever. There's a reason so many old people are fat.
>>34868800what's your cooking like
>>34868807Poverty
>>34868794I'll just cook larger meals for him>>34868799oh weird. so did it feel like anything? i thought here at least they get you super high and do therapy. i know in aus there's Also MDMA therapy and psylocibin therapy available which I'm going to look into as well. funnily enough im already on a pretty wacky drug combo
>>34868766>when you try to get investedThat’s the only part you need to change. If you don’t get so incredibly invested beforehand, it’s not that big of a deal. I know, easier said than done. But that’s what confident nonchalance is. (Just don’t screw yourself by being too nonchalant that you never make a move or miss signals kek).
>>34868795>le sour grapes argumentNo thanks, I enjoy having freedom
>>34868803I'd hope we have similar tastes. My partner likes NIN a lot and we listened to TDSOTM while high together which was fun. As for my friends a lot of them are into vocaloid stuff.
>>34868803Are you asking if I listen to x persons taste in music because I think they're hot or are you asking if I listen to y persons band because I think they're hot
HijackBye jack
>>34868808Same but how poor. What's a standard meal look like
>>34868799Shut up and die, bitch!
Girls, what would you think if your boyfriend took a DNA test and found out he was 1% black and then he started saying "nigga" a lot?
>>34868817The latter, I remember hearing someone say they loved Shakira because she was hot
Women, what are your thoughts
I want to come home from work exhausted and collapse in the couch and then she climbs on and lies on top of me
>>34868828sad and horny
>>34868828They are (the) Thots, huehuehue.
Damn police officers and their breathalyzers, let me cruise in peace
>>34868821Ketchup and crackers (the food, sheesh).
>>34868825
Am I esl or was today's wordle bullshit
I know they’re out there to rape my mouth with their little white straws
>>34868821Today's menu:Oatmeal with berries and yogurt, copycat Mcmuffin, Beef lasagna, salad (lettuce and radish), chiliHis mom paid for the yogurt, the lettuce and radish came from my mother's garden. Every other ingredient came from the food bank or brought with our version of food stamps card.
>>34868841Europe?
Women are kinda based eugenicists ngl If they sense for even one second their husband has weak beta genes they're ready to start deleting some fetuses or will even sparta kick their two year old in the face at the drop of hat. They legit give no fucks lmao. Obviously they would never do that to abusechad's offspring though, he'd choke her until she was blue in the face which would make her wet as an otter’s pocket and she'd beg him to put another baby in her belly. God I love nature, us humans just can't escape it no matter how hard we try.
>>34868840Curry hands wrote that.
>>34868846Mr shitter himself
>>34868831Because of the panty raid?
How do I stop jerking off? Not trying to do nofap, but even without porn I'm horny all the time. I'm a guy in his 30s and I'd have thought my libido would've started dying down by now.
>>34868850Have you tried fucking
>>34868850Remind yourself, that you are killing your sperm count… for when it actually would matter.
>>34868853Actually yes but hookups feel just as unfulfilling as jerking off and dating is hard.
the only reason I don't masturbate every day is because I like shooting huge loads and I need a couple of days to save enough cum
>>34868856Oh you’re one of those types, that’s hard
>>34868841How do you survive?
>>34868850shit more often. most coomers are choosing between shitting and fapping and are choosing fapping
>>34868841That sounds cash what's his problem
>>34868855Fucking kek. Such foid thinking. Not only is sperm generation never-ending, it is literally the only dna replication that does not degrade.
>>34868810That's why I don't have an issue with women I'm not invested in. But at some point I'd like to meet someone I can actually have a real something with, even if it's short term. But I feel like there's just that in-beween from the initial meeting/first kiss and onward where I'm boring or playing it too aloof or something. Usually because I don't want to come off as clingy despite being into them. It's a tough place to be.
>>34868858One of what types
>>34868864Okay, limp Moid.
my thighs are sweaty
>>34868868The people who need an emptional connection to have satisfying sex
Is ATOGA dying?
>>34868874Yes cuz the men ain't thirsttrapping enough
Women never reply to moid thirst traps unless they're top 0.01% which don't come here
>>34868865For me, i solved this by chubby chasing until it became second nature to be “suave” with hotter chicks. The thing is man, you only care bc of your insecurities. I don’t mean that as a jab, it’s just what it is. When you don’t care so much, that’s when you’re the person you know that they want you.
i agree today's wordle is weird
>>34868809>so did it feel like anything?Not at first, and it may be entirely psychosomatic, but after a couple hours I felt a profound mental clarity I haven't felt in a while. And a little dizzy.>>34868825What would I do if my boyfriend was Mike Perry?
If I was taller and more handsome and had more testosterone? I'd be slaying.
>>34868876I’m honestly hella ugly
>>34868880You want a hint
>>34868860There's food everywhere. >>34868863The taste is poor
>>34868880how is gucks a valid answer, is that even a real word?
>>34868881hmm interesting, I will research it some more. all I know about ketamine is k holes are apparently like a place you can't easily get out of
>>34868881Fuck off, cunt.
>>34868886yes it means something but I dont know what. what's vibex as well lol, an animal or something
I love taking and looking at pictures of myself like a fucking narcissist
>>34868885What??>>34868882Many such cases.
>>34868891Cool
>>34868884OK, I'm guessing its like uccnt or sometjing
>>34868885HIS taste is poor more like I'd crush a beef lasagna and McMuffin. I'd make you poorfag breakfast burritos if you were my gf
>>34868876i've got more pics of me in latex from a recent excursion but i'm not getting banned tonight
>>34868894It describes my dick
>>34868894oh wait, its a synonym for my favourite penis type lmao
>>34868839you're esl, i got it in 4
>>34868895I think it's the cans.Thanks for the offer.
The fuck does that word even menaFucking commie Jew Yorkers
>>34868897>>34868898hehe I got it
>>34868899I got it in 4 too but I was just guessing the third letter after getting the other 4 right. No normal person knows that word exists
>>34868662Yes! Don't get to do it often though because I'm loud and don't like neighbors complaining.Unfortunately liking some kinky bs means I also like some bizarre things men tend to not be into unless I find them on kink forums.
>>34868880Amateur.
>>34868905For wordle you don't really have to know the words, you just have to understand word structure. Guessing dumbass words counts fr
>>34868662i had a guy cover my mouth in a hotel once because I was moaning too loudlyi would like to be tied up gently some time, it seems fun
Is it possible to pin down and rape a tall man as a woman?
>>34868909Spoiling ass European motheffuvkrr
>>34868909are you retarded?
>>34868909hey I got it on the last one at least. i dont play worlde that often
>>34868912date rape drugs
I was on my last guess and I just gave up lmao
Poor and stinky Femcels… hawt?
>>34868914No.
Favorite brooding spots? Favorite melancholic solitude enjoyment zones?
>>34868933I am. That’s the joke.
>>34868929my local librarythe local pierthe park next to my local library
>>34868929f, sitting alone in my room
>>34868933https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS4ifLGPaeQ
>>34868874its already dead
>>34868941>brood—to sit on or hatch eggs.>f, sitting alone in my roomBrilliant
>>34868945NTAIs… is that a Snowbunny?
Grabbing femanons feet while she's lying belly down in bed
>>34868947I dont know what that is
when i did 700ug of lsd i just saw solipsism and the message "it's all you" and you know really it probably is true. everything is just an elaborate illusion of multiplicity.
>>34868874F, the questions asked here have kind of become a bit stale but I'll still come by from time to time. I know some people like it when I post but I also get asked upsetting questions when I post about Nanook (it has been a long time since I posted).
>>34868244>Men do you like muscular women? ...in a femdom way, or an aesthetic way?Not that muscular, but yes, in an aesthetic way.
>>34868955Wtf is nanook
Femanons, what's your shoe size
>>34868957I'm pretty sure thats the sleazy fucking raccoon you have to pay off in animal crossing
>>34868953Ego loss into i am. I wish i never did shit like that. I could’ve just gotten old and died and never thought about it.
>>34868957My plushie!
>>34868945>Alysa Liu announces she's stepping back from skating conveniently right after Trusova comes back
>>34868933Baby's first psychedelic trip
PSATheres nothing wrong with having a foot fetish but as a matter of public awareness you should know if you're talking to a dude and he doesn't say like "Nice Shoes." If he says "What shoes are those?" or "What kind of shoes are those? By the way what's your shoe size?" You should know what you're getting into, Okay. A guy without a foot fetish might say "Oh I like your shoes," but a guy with a foot fetish will be like, and again theres nothing wrong with it, "Wow nice shoes what are those, 6 and a half?" Theres a subtle difference but theres a difference.
>>34868959Thats Tom Nook! Nanook is very friendly and not sleazy!
>>34868961What kind
Kidnapping Femanon's favorite plushie and holding it hostage, forcing her to learn martial arts and embark on a life changing journey around the world to defeat the evil moid who took what makes her happiest!
>>34868966Prove it, post him
>>34868888Oh it's you
>>34868965I remember accidentally asking a girl what her show size was and she answered with hesitation, and honestly I'm glad I did
>>34868964im a solipsist. the pain is worth it.
>>34868909fucking spoilers
>>34868974Why are you glad you did
>>34868853>>34868858>>34868873NTA.Even if a guy likes casual sex it's basically impossible to have enough of it to replace jerking off. For that you need a wife or live in girlfriend.
>>34868968>>34868972Nanook is a husky!
>>34868850Every time you get the urge to jerk off do like 5 push ups
>>34868978Nta, i’m guessing (hoping) bc for normal people it’s an innocent question.
femanonsfrom 1 to 4.13 billion, where do you place yourself on the list of foids on earth?
>>34868947Why does looking at a pretty girl make you think of African penises?
I don't actually hate women. They just aren't enough.Basically, LCL ending from Eva is preferable to a woman.
>>34868980he looks like a kind old man
>>34868980Tubby and round
>>34868955I have a Crash Bandicoot plushie I won wayyy back in the day at an amusement park.I still have it in my storage unit somewhere.
>>34868984Nta, bc an african, or african adjacent, asked it
>>34868979>replaceI could never replace jacking off because sex feels like a different urge for me
>>34868980Very cute plushie anon. I use to have a seal plush as a child. How long have you had it?
>>34868982Why are (You) hoping its an innocent question, do you have something you'd like to get off your chest?
>>34868984He's Indian
>>34868980Huskies are top tier.So, kudos on that choice.
>>34868983Ah, it's the girl that fags use as an example of why "liking femboys isn't gay" because they're too retarded to realize she's a girl.
>>348689832, number 1 is my mom
>>34868990Nta, i remember my first bad sex. It was dry with a dead fish chick. And during, i struggled to think if it was better than just rubbing one out.
>>34868974>withWithout I meant>>34868978I'm not saying I did anything with that information. But I am saying it's nicer to know it than not
>>34868984
>>34868983I don’t get what you’re asking or picrel
>>34868998didnt know Nora posted in atoga
we're all one consciousness. google string theory it's actually true.
>>34868992>what’s your shoe size?7>what’s your shoe size?Are so some kind of freak? Why the fuck would you ask me that?Is that the same picture?
>>34868999I dissociate during sex so it never feels like much to me
>>34869004We are the children (of the corn, of the atom, of the world).
>>34868986He's a bit scruffy because I take him everywhere with me.>>34868987:)>>34868988I like crash bandicoot! Which is your favourite crash bandicoot game? Mine is 2.>>34868991I've had Nanook for a little over 2 years now. Before him I used to carry other plushies around but they're retired and relax at home.>>34868996:)
>>34869006Weird ass reply delete and reformat
>>34869009Are you 8
>>348690093.It has a bit more variety and “attitude” compared to the previous ones. I like the motorcycle and biplane sections, oddly enough.Anyways…
>>34869006Yeah but why are you asking their shoe size in the first place? Are you some sort of shoe salesman?
>>34869009Are you also hedgehog anon or is that a different foid
>>34869017Hedgehog is a guy
>>34869012>what’s your ring size?4.5>what’s your ring size?Why the fuck do you want me to stick my knuckle in your ass?
>>34869018I couldve sworn there was a foid with a crusty ass hedgehog plush
>>34868356He looks like Troy Francisco
>>34869016>but why are you asking their shoe size in the first place?Why the fuck not? Conversations are fluid things
>>34869023This nigga likes feet and is avoiding the question
>>34869024Ai slop
>>34869009>retired and relaxI'm sure enjoying it. Though maybe a cool idea would be to bring them all out to one place together and take one last pic of them. You never know what could happen.
>>34869024I have never seen a more AI looking cat in my life
I meant to ask someone else for his shoe size, why I don't remember, but I accidentally directed the question to her
>>34869013No, but I am autistic.>>34869015They were fun. I remember getting the relic on the hardest motorbike level and being so happy.>>34869017Thats not me. It's nice that others have plushies here.
>>34869025Remember fellas, never ever ask anything that could every possibly be interpreted as some horeshit fetish or misogyny or else the reddit hags will try to shame and demonize you
>>34869032I kind of want to pick one up and dangle it over your head out of reach until you start crying.
>>34869033>Remember fellas, never ever ask anything that could every possibly be interpretedDid you remember to do the needful, saar?
>>34869026>>34869029
>>34869037Fuck off
>>34869033No one is trying to shame or demonize you, this feeling is coming from within anon.
>>34869028I think that would be a nice idea! I have some cool plushies like a realistic velociraptor who I like.>>34869034:(
>>34868803I used to beat the meat to Hayley Williams voice
>>34869041Would it make you cry?
>>34869038Vampire The Masquerade
>>34869039The first anon was afraid bc he asked her shoe size. His fear came because it was an innocent question and the chick reacted as if he asked her to blow him in public on a first date.
That was an impressive feat, but your power’s been severely crippled. One last blast like that and you’re history and you know it, anon.
Do You Need It???
>>34869043I know not to engage with that sort of teasing any more. But it would make me sad.
>>34869047*slowly stands up and raises fists*I didn't hear no bell...
Poured a little bit of whiskey on my floor for the homies that passed on
>>34869053What bot
>>34869046Nta, first anon here >His fear came because it was an innocent question I had an "oh shit" moment because really it was kind of a weird question >the chick reacted as if he asked her to blow him in public on a first date.I clarified >>34869000 that she didn't hesitate to answer or take it weirdly
>>34869048If you need it, I need it
>>34868677>>34868906>>34868911so it is kinda normal. i thought i was mentally ill or some shit to be into some stuff like this
>>34869049>I know not to engage with that sort of teasing any moreWhy? >But it would make me sad.If you cried I'd give it back and hug you.
>>34869042Reminds me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqzXJjoK9fY#t=300
>>34869055>withoutThen what the fuck are you on here about complaining?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwDi3ZYxWbo
>>34869041Well if you ever do. Please share I'd love to see them. Also don't let them tease you. Jump high and get that push from him
>>34869063Autism is insane but I should try jacking off to music
>>34869052Thanks bro>t. Ghost
>>34869066Where was I complaining
>>34869062Because it's not nice.>>34869072You're nice. I will post them one day.
>>34869076
>>34869079>Because it's not nice.I guess but that's what I get a kick out of.
how many of you are conventionally attractive? like stacy lite or chad lite level? i'm just curious since people often assume 4chan users are ugly as fuck
>>34869082stop reminding me im ugly plsplsplspls
>>34869082Yeah hi
>>34868167>be a regular at a bar>lady who works at the bar asks to sit at my table>she's off duty and is waiting for a bus>we each have a drink and have a nice conversation talking about ourselves and things we like>lots of smiles and lingering eye contact>gets up after like 20 minutes when the bus is getting close, says goodbye, and leaves>Pretty sure she intentionally drew out the goodbye longer than it needed to be>gives me a little trinket gift before leavingDid I just have a date and not even realize it?
>>34869082I’m ok, like a 6. I bat higher cuz I’m funny
>>34869082Fuck off.
>>34869083>>34869083there is a very good change ur just average. people who say they're ugly are often just mid. true uggos are rare in real life
>>3486908MI’m absolutely hideous.Women would rather s**sh their own wrists than to be seen near me.
wish I was being mating pressed right now :(
>>34868888>>34868823>>34868762Anon, use the filter instead of spamming.
>>34869071I’m not done with Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep yet but I feel like a lot of anons can relate to John Isidore
>>34869091It has to be creampie though.
>>34869088Found the uggo
>>34869094I'd read it if if wasn't upside down.
>>34869094FUCK it rotated the wrong way
Ghost is complete ass
any of you fem anons look like this? if you do hmu baby. i need to wife you up
>>34869085Hi Stacy
>>34869080I accidentally nuked myself once
>>34869096Nope, the lite chad who likes this space
>>34869097>>34869094Attempt 2
>>34869091...
>>34869101Wrong way chief
>>34869082I get a lot of compliments and other girls tell me they like various features of my face, so I guess I'm attractive. The people I've met in real life who have told me they use 4chan have been alright looking (all guys).
Men, does it turn you on if a woman describe your private parts to you? What if it’s done in a nice way?
>>34869099https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYqJtkHiun0
>>34869104Sounds like a simp
>>34869108I kinda like it when they call it gross or scary or monstrous.
>>34869108It's never happened before. I wouldn't mind it
>>34869109The band I mean
>>34869107>The people I've met in real life who have told me they use 4chan have been alright looking (all guys).NTADid any get to plap?
>>34869110He's just a little retarded from the radioactive ash falling from the sky and hasn't had a neighbor in forever. He was really worried about spilling his spaghetti.
>>34869108>describe your private parts to you?How
>>34869099The movie? I like the Beyonce song called ghost/haunted (it was inspired by Aphex Twin).
>>34869103What triggered you then?
Boutta drop a nuclear shit
>>34869115No. I think this one guy likes me and we hang out occasionally, but just as friends.
>Lightskin femanon when she sees a white boy with some motion
>>34869119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmPO_nzJ18k&t=12s
i feel like puking, can i puke on u?
>>34869124Terrifying
>>34869118>>34869113
>>34869126A girl puked on my shoes on a first date once
>>34869125She was so hot in that movie.
is it normal to be attracted to a girl's sweat? i once accidently sniffed my crush and my god i had the hardest and most painful boner later that day
>>34869132Ngl, I sometimes bury my face in my gf's sports bra after the gym.
>>3486913MSupposedly it means if you had a child together it’d have a strong immune system.Also yes, pretty normal I think.
>>34869123Wow getting friend zoned by someone from 4Chan has to be a new low
>>34869132Yeah
>>34869123Can't say I blame you
>>34869105yes?
>>34869132I work in a shared office with a lot of attractive women. It's currently summer where I'm at and a couple days ago someone forgot to turn on the A/C so it started getting hot and the girls got a little sweaty.I was hard enough to drive a nail through a brick.
>>34869132>is it normal to be attracted to a girl's sweat?Honestly I built a home gym for myself because I'm afraid I'd get a boner around a bunch of sweaty women.
>>34869136We didn't meet through 4chan, I just know he posts and browses here because we were in the same community college class and became good friends. He's never made an advance on me.
manons should be nice to me for once
>>34869150Day like 7 of asking you to post the other armpit
>>34869086Guys pls respond. My caveman brain isn't cut out for this.
>>34869086she obviously was into you. women place themselves in the proximity of men they want
>>34869086>>34869153It’s a bit of a stretch to call it a date but you do more or less have the green light to ask her out on a real date
>>34869150What happened to teacher anon?
>>34869152thats not being nice to me
>>34869086>>34869153Ffs no. You’re the stereotype of “holy shit, girl talked to me, that means she wants to fuck me”.
>>34869086That wasn't a date, but she's open to being asked on one. What was the trinket? Were you alone?
>>34869158it went awful cause im awful what else
>>34869160Nta but who the fuck gives someone a gift if they don't like them
>>34869159I am nice to you though, you just don’t know when I’m not actively fiending for the armpit
>>34869167Well, you did warn him.
>>34869168He’s a regular. He’s the safe guy that that she knows won’t try to fuck her. That’s what that interaction was. Do you really think that she has been waiting months for just this one chance to make an ambiguous move?
>>34869167Did he find out you're a tranny
>>34869175She's FTM
>>34869158Did the fetishist manage to temporarily bag an anon?
>>34869167Great just great
>>34869155>>34869157Okay, that's more or less what I was thinking.>>34869160Yeah I know.>>34869163>What was the trinket?An interestingly shaped (nothing weird, just unique) tiny fruit. She had been holding onto it all night and thought it was cute.>Were you alone?Yeah, it was just the two of us at the table. Obviously other people around, but not at our table.
>>34869174Maybe she wants some beta bux? Most women will have a few bfs like that
>>34869174>waiting monthsWhere did he say that>ambiguous move?Yeah she's a woman
Viva México putos
How to appear genuine in a conversation?Should I stop thinking entirely before engaging in one?
I should take a bunch of psychedelics and listen to my favorite songs
has any guy here managed to fuck his crush? what's your story? i have had a crush on this girl for a year now. she is really tall, has the most perfect natural, round, big soft butt ever, braces and glasses and a very cute face. i've never been more attracted to a girl than her. i want to fuck the living daylights outa her. she has taken over my mind
>>34869186Yeah I managed to but she ended up cheating
>>34869185what is your drug of choice? i really want to try lsd
>>34869182Nigger, cheerful outgoing bartender is not making sly subtle moves to the regular drunk while waiting to get the fuck out of there.
>>34869188you fucked her you won, unless you wanted something long term
>>34869186>has the most perfect natural, round, big soft butt everHow do you know all that?
>>34869191We ended up dating.
>>34869189DMT
another birthday and it just keeps getting worse every year
>>34869190Quit being such a bitch. So she doesn't like him, he asks her out and she says no, big fucking deal. She does and he says nothing, missed opportunity. If she wanted nothing to do with him she wouldn't be talking to his drunk ass in the first place.
>>34869186>has any guy here managed to fuck his crush? what's your story?Yes, we got together after many years of friendship, broke up, got together again after a few years, had sex, broke up, got almost together again after one year, got together again after another few years, had much sex, broke up. Now she is married with 2 kids, mentally divorced, financially unstable and whatnot. I thank god every day someone else took the bullet for meNow I have many crushes and it's soul shattering when my inability to act prevents me to get closer to one and I have abandon the thought of us getting together, but it stops after some days or weeks. Maybe I should go to therapy
>>34869167Just de-transition, you're already comfortable being a woman on here, and you're not going to pass as a moid when you're a skinny 4'9" spinner.
>>34869150Youre pretty
>>34869196Sorry anon
>>34869176Oh yeah I forgot about that. I remember how she posted her testosterone and it was obscenely high
>>34869197Kek okay. You’ve never been a regular before.
>>34869192she is natural dude she is a nerdy girl she aint into all that silicon plastic stuff. she is an engineer too btw. she has the best butt and the best hip to waist ratio ive ever seen i swear to god
>>34869194what's DMT like? i know literally nothing about it
>>34869199i do it to feelcomfortable with myself, not to become a man,
>>34869100>any of you male anons look like this? if you do hmu baby. i need to wife you up
>>34869205She sounds hot. But why have you waited a whole year if you're just trying to pump & dump
>>34869206No idea I've never tried it. All I know is that it's quick and that I don't have the time to spend 6 hours tripping on acid or mushrooms and another day to come down. And my guy who knows a guy hasn't responded to me in months. Fuck.
>>34869207Why does being high test make you more comfortable with yourself? Iirc your levels were higher than mine.
>>34869208My jaw isn't quite that immaculate. And my hair is about 1-2 shades darker.
>>34869211Well for one it makes her insanely horny apparently, and she said she was basically asexual before I wouldn't be surprised if the fat thing just so happened to coincide with when she started talking it, like how guys go on roids and suddenly start wanting to plap fat bitches
>>34869207Body hair, huge clit, bones getting thicker, irreversible masculinization makes you feel comfortable?
>>34869204Don't tell anon to be a scared little pussy like you, if he likes her he should ask her out.
>>34869209she is from a hyper religious conservative family, basically no sex before marriage. i have no chance
>>34869214yes
>>34869212You could find a gf in 0.4 seconds if you become social. Go forth anon, save yourself and meet people irl
>>34869214>bones getting thickerNta but will getting on testosterone fix my narrow wrists/bones?
>>34869218Ewww
Ever had our sausages?
>>34869210fair enough. i enjoy my long highs from edibles but they only last like 6 hours and then I'm back to normal if I dont fall asleep. main drugs I want to try are MDMA and LSD
>>34869208you really like him? i thought girls like masculine guys he looks feminine af
>>34869217Let me guess you have no career no house and 0 pull in the community, recently finished university (barely) and broke as shit?
>>34869219I can't.
>>34869208Who the fuck is this, haaland with long hair
>>34869220You already went through male puberty so idk
>>34869216That fucking shell of a man is going to scare away the only female contact he has ever had if he takes your advice. It’s better for him to believe she wants him and use that to hit on other bar commers there and talk to her after.
>>34869217Why not try and date her? She sounds cool.
>>34869221i cant help itdont be rude
>>34869218Why though?
>>34869232I don't know how to treat you
>>34869224I like metal, if I had to go for looks alone I’d pick a guy with long hair
>>34869223Weed just ain't the same though. Ever tried any psychs at all
>>34869235maybe dont say ew for starters>>34869234how wshould i know
>>34869230NTA. You sure this isn't projection?
>>34869196
>>34869228Haaland looks better with the scandi fuckboy haircut and that hurts to say :( >>34869227You won’t if you don’t want to, want it harder
>>34869230Jesus fucking Christ man. Let the guy ask a girl out it's not that deep.
>>34869239>how wshould i knowI mean, as a moid I could explain why I want to be taller or more muscular for example.
>>34869229In that case I guess I'll just kill myself
>>34869246Over your wrists?
