>>34877463
First for her
>>34880331Yeah, for her
>>34880328Has any of you flabbots ever volunteered for the red cross?
First for Mr. Bean.
>>34880328Ironically this cartoon is what Warhammer started out as, an over the top grimderp parody. Before a bunch of larping fat fucks took it over and started taking it seriously lmao
Fucking love women.
>>34880338I think 40k taking the ridiculousness of the setting seriously is what makes it fun.
Women, how do you feel about the fact that your boyfriend's cock was in so many other girls' mouths before yours?
>>34880343They like that thought.
>>34880340I want a gf that has slutty nails like thatnone of my exes were into that stuff
>>34880343Idc. He's clean and loves me.
>>34880346Good girls are.
>>34880340One time I was out with a girl and she had beautiful long nail paintings on all her nails except her ringfinger on the right sidewhen I asked why she burst out laughingits for masturbation isnt it?
>>34880328I'm not the typical anti-immigrant person. In fact I was always a lefty. But I SO FUCKING HATE, that the government of this country and the stupid universities can only attract brown people.It feels like the dating pool is severely restricted because of this reason. In the 20-40 demographic, like a whole 40% of the people are some kind of brown.Like, why cannot you import people from attractice places, at least?Anyone else share my frustration?
>>34880350Just one ring finger is a bit unusual, I'd say.But if that's the only one that goes in, it'd make sense.
>>34880350It's an accent nail, stupid.
Is it a bad idea to give an ex a goodbye message in the form of saying you are grateful to have known them?
>>34880338>The more you tell women that they can't be part of a fandom the more they want to be part of itIronically, the mentally ill teenage boys oriented cartoon is also popular with foids... which might spell its doom someday...
>>34880343This is not true though
>>34880356yes
>>34880356If you broke up really really amicablyStill a bit cucked, thoever
>>34880350Wait, you meant that one is short or it's just not painted?
>>34880367short and not painted
>>34880369Inverse cocaine nail.
>>34880352Made the mistake of enrolling in a graduate course in Germany.I was expecting fellow grad students to be from all over the EU.LOL no, it was like 1/5 Germans, and the rest, Indians, Arabs, Turks and other assorted types of Muslims, one guy from Colombia and one Italian.Decent people, but socially it was a very boring scene.The Italian was the most fun to be around. The Colombian turned out to be a prudish ultra-Catholic type. The Germans were all very nerdy.The Muslims were all 3rd worlders and would get scandalized at the sight of a beer. The Indians were friendly but if you start hanging with them, they'll go mask off and when they are full Indian it's just way too foreign for me.
>>34880343My wife is a cuckquean so she gets off to it tbqh
>>34880352>doesn't have a colonization fetishUnironically ngmi
A guy i dated sometimes ago got smashed and admitted that he dumped me because he started to fantasize about me when he's jacking off lmao what??
>>34880381>colonization fetishSounds a bit like coping to me.I'm "colonizing" the 3/10 Indian girl. Wow.
I'm finally about to achieve homelessness. Spent almost all my savings on the van and now I just need to put all my shit in storage/sell it, and sell my house and cars. I'm gonna spend the rest od my savings on upgrading it and hit the road.Anyone else here ever done this? Any advice?
I use this app for meeting girlsthis year has been a long dry streak though. last year I had so much success. I didnt change anything. Idk where my success went
>>34880338Praise be!
>>34880391New user algo privilege. They want you to buy in app purchases
>>34880328Skirts are nice.Why wouldn't all women wear them?
>>34880391
>>34880397i wear dresses 99% of the time
>>34880397They do wear them when they date around.
women with low libido that just have loving pity sex to keep their men happy kinda turn me on.its like "yeah just put your cock inside my vagina and inseminate me if thats what makes you happy"
Personally, I'd like my woman to feel excited about being with me.
what's worse is that they aren't into men
>>34880352>why cannot you import people from attractice placesSo you are an imported ESL yourself, huh.
>>34880397Very few things are nicer than a skinny, pale woman in a skirt.
tfw either jerking off 1000 times a day or not jerking off at all for months. Fucks wrong with me
>>34880403Good, you are the model woman.
>>34880412>he thinks only anglo countries have white people Amerimutt post
>>34880425That reply makes no sense, little retard.
How to get over a one sided crush?I only feel a slight pain when I miss her, but I spend time much more than I would like to thinking about her
>>34880412Newsflash to you, I'm sure, but the entirety of Europe is ESL.Also a typo is no indication of being ESL.Also it's not my fault that brown people are uggos.
>>34880427Find a new vtuber.
>>34880426Nothing makes sense if you have brain damage
>>34880428>a typoMuch more than that.
>>34880431>>34880428>the low IQs got triggered this hard
>>34880430Wtf... she's a friend and not a vtuber...
>>34880436>says something retarded >gets called out>"hahaha triggered! xD"
>>34880442>>34880426
>>34880444You will never have sex. Enjoy your brown existence.
Is this ENTJ again...?The Indian larper who calls all others indian and brown?
>>34880343I don't have a bf
>>34880453how would you feel if you didnt have breakfast this morning?
>>34880453Your hookup partner isn't a bf.
>>34880453MOOOHAHHAHH I NEED TO PLAPPPPP UUUUUUYOUR MERE BITS AND BYTES OF EXISTENCE ON MY SCREEN SETS MY SOUL ON FIREE AAHHHHHH
>>34880417cornball
>>34880379Was in Vienna, but same, all foreign students either some kind of Muslim or some kind of Indian, and all straight out of their 3rd world shithole.Was super fun ... not.Thankfully I managed to get out of my stemlet bubble and met some cool people by the end of my masters.
Women, why are you so angry?
i just started lexapro this is fucking awful. has anyones life actually improved on ssris
>>34880464Because they still have to compete with each other for the top 10% of men who make the cut.
>>34880464theres women being raped and killed in afghanistan and other countries? just because women have rights in the west doesnt mean they have rights everywhere. imagine if you only had rights in certain countries.
>>34880328To girls in relationships:Do you dress hot or sexy for men outside of your partner to find you attractive?This is a insecure fear of mine because a few ladies at the office have told me they like catching men looking at their cleavage or short skirts cuz the attention makes them feel sexy but would never admit it their boyfriends
>>34880471>a few ladies at the office have told meOf course they have.
>>34880469First of all the problem with Afghanistan is NOT that women are raped and killed. You show a complete ignorance of the place.Secondly it's hugely insulting to use the suffering of people in third world countries as part of your political propaganda.
>>34880464>muh education, jobs and moneyI never went to college, barely graduated from high school, my job is shit and pays like shit>lower rates of addiction and alcohlismand higher rates of being abused by moids with addictions and alcoholism>can fly and be in combatgreat, I can die for Israel>marriage is optionalYeah, there's always an option to become moid's slave
>tinder girl im datin has a lower back tattoo of a butterflythat’s so fucking hot and I can’t wait to fuck her doggy, but it’s also hugely icky imagining the amount of guys that have had the same exact thought as meOr aam I just projecting that she got the tattoo for hookups?
>>34880328women, can you coom from vaginal penetration with average dick
>>34880480Without clit stim, no.
>>34880472?? I mean not me individually but to the office group I’m a part of, we’ve all hung before
>>34880479nah, women get tattoos because chad won't remember their name. that's the whole point.
A couple years ago I met a guy, we've grown pretty close as in we do stuff together and help each other out in a lot of real life stuff. We don't talk about personal things much, but I still feel he's a very precious friend to me. One of my deepest desires right now is to see this friend achieving his current goals.Is it possible to create this kind of relationship with a girl? How do I become part of a woman's life? Opposite sex relationships are hard, I feel like a baby when talking to a woman...
>>34880489>Is it possible to create this kind of relationship with a girl?no
>>34880480they can if theya) ovulatingb) super into youc) have already cum a few times from oralc) all the above
>>34880491>theyNobody fucking asked you, man.
>>34880492Trust me bro, I know them better than they do
Women are too complicated.
>>34880495Again, nobody gives a fuck about your "opinion", attention whoring "bro".
>>34880478Again, since you don't have to be a moid's "slave" then you should be happyYet you aren't>>34880469So you're angry because women are abused in Afghanistan?
>>34880500Bro I’m serious, women are gay as hell, what tf they know about the pussy
>>34880503Stop replying to me, shitface.
>>34880328worst thread on /advif you're a straight male looking for dating advice, never EVER follow women's advice on the matter. they'll tell you the opposite of what they actually want, not to mention they have no idea about the huge amount of work it takes to succeed as a man.
>>34880506Cheap bait, ask a question or fuck off
>>34880477the problem is the taliban and the super sexist religion and culture in the middle east yeah. and how is me wanting women to be free from outdated sexist regimes 'political propaganda'? im not 'using' these peoples suffering, it just directly correlates to what im talking about about. itd be like if i said i think gun violence is bad, look at school shootings and you said how dare you use school shootings to push your political propaganda. like no, it just relates to the matter at hand
Men, would you like it if your fiancee also got you an engagement ring?
>>34880506No shit. When you ask advice from a woman, she's imagining that she's giving advice to a Chad looking dude.She doesn't know you are ugly in the face.
>>34880491>have already cum a few times from oralThat's not fair. Counting it as another orgasm when I'm still riding the waves of the previous one is stupid.
>>34880510It's political propaganda because you are using their suffering to win more DEI job positions at Google, all the while pretending like you are bettering the world.
>>34880506>>34880503The gay leather club is two blocks down, on r9k.
>>34880515what the fuck are you talking about
>>34880512More like a divorce ring if I accept such a thing. Patriarchy must be enforced and she will be the one to do it.
https://x.com/escapefrommelos/status/2094130848136139054>tall deep voice dude asks girl out after asking her if she just took a shitif you don't tell me this is fake and women won't give their numbers to these kind of dudes Im offing myself in 2 hours.
>>34880508just a warning for younger anons, don't be like me. life would have been 1000% easier had I not listened to female "friends"OK I'll fuck off now
>>34880505It’s alright bro, I forgive you, you and me we tight a hellMwah
>>34880518Exactly what you'd expect from some poltard.Just unhinged garbage.
>>34880520JBT JBW JBM JHH JBRJust be tall. Just be white. Just be manly. Just have hair. Just be rich.
>>34880514An orgasm is an orgasm
>>34880519Your reply is extra funny because I asked this question after reading about an irl couple from the 1880s who got engagement rings for each other. Apparently it wasn't that uncommon
Women, if you there's a guy you're into, would you wait a couple of months for him to fix his ED?
>>34880527Can virgins get ED
>>34880527yes, if i was into him.
>>34880525It's not. After a few, it's pretty much just one long orgasm until I turn off the vibrator or the guy gets off me.
>>34880524>JHHI took the shave-pill and ascended to Chad status.
>>34880529Yes
>>34880527No. I don't back on a bf fixing his problems while we get comfortable together. He has to have his shit in order so I'm not stuck in the position of loving him but being unable to keep waiting for him to be the man we know he could be and expected him to become.
>>34880536Just remember that the same thing applies to you.
>>34880537Of course. I want to be appreciated and accepted for who I am, and any further growth should be something we build together in our relationship.
>>34880532Pleasure is pleasure.
You moids should really stop treating advice from any random woman as if it's some official decree of the Great Female Hive Mind
>>34880535Oh wow. Is it some psychological thing like stress?
>>34880543Overuse and porn.
>>34880489Yes, I'm a guy and one of my closest friendships is a woman
>>34880512No, not much of jewelry guy
Was sport and study a thing that made teenagers top of the food chain in your school in your country?Please exuse my English being stupid today, as I’m being an ESL !
>>34880552I went to a WASPy private school in the northeast, so lacrosse and soccer were the gigachad sports.
All my friends think I'm some sort of upstanding guy when I'm really just a coward.
>>34880539Yes. But I just want to make things clear to the random men reading this shit so nobody feels inadequate when I'm not shaking and foaming at the mouth the moment he sticks his dick in me with no foreplay.
>>34880520why did no woman tell me this is fake
is liking a random girls insta pics really a big deal? i often like some random pics if the girl is really really attractive. is it a deal breaker for girls?
>>34880399Death to the Match Inc. GroupCommodifying human relationships is an act of premeditated ontological evil.
Boss bought muffins, revolution postponed
>>34880520The secret is that teverything works as long as you try it with enough women. You can just ask women in the park if they want to fuck, the dudes who did that had about 3/100 say yes directly, and a whole bunch wanting a date first.
>>34880526It's uncommon now when women are engaged in a crusade against men and obstinately enforce the patriarchy upon them. Back in 1880, people didn't even conceptualize "the patriarchy."
>>34880464the redpill is women are like blacks, they will never be happy no matter what you give them. they'll always find something else to be angry about. might as well go back to clubbing them and dragging them back to your cave by their hair.
>>34880569Susan B Anthony was in her 60s in 1880.
>>34880512That's what my parents did. They got each other silver bands.
>>34880520Is really sad how all the incels in the comments draw all the wrong conclusions. Perhaps it doesn't matter what you say to women? No, you have to buy the newest McLeglengthening surgery for the small price lifelong financial ruin. Afterwards, these retards either get "blackpilled" even more when they realize its not a cheat code, or they finally have the balls to talk to women and attribute it all to muh height.This marketing psyop is legit worse than the internet dating one. "Viral marketing" CEOs need to be trialled and hung to death in public.
>>34880552No, it was mostly money and looks. My school wasn't big on athletics, and you didn't get any brownie points for being smart. But people knew who you were if you were driving a BMW or looked good.>>34880564Thanks for the billion dollar profits, wagies. Here's a pizza party.
>>34880466Nor lexapro specifically, but after taking SSRIs for a couple of years or so I remember reflecting on waking up in the mornings and not feeling bad about not having died in my sleep. I call that an improvement in quality of life.
>>34880552My school didn't really have a noticeable hierarchy so to speak. We just had our friend groups and everyone was doing their own thing
>>34880512Is there an alternative to rings?I really, really do not lile wesring things on my fingers, to the point I'd rather get it tattoed on.
>>34880574how many men have you dated that were your height or shorter
>>34880581seems kinda not worth it for permanently busting your entire brain chemistry
>>34880416The former is what leads to burnout and the latter.
Women, have you ever encountered a Brap enjoyer in real life? What was your reaction/ what would it be?
>>34880586I'm a guy, of average height. I've had several women who were a good head taller than me.
>>34880585Idk, what would you like to wear?
>>34880587Your brain chemistry is what's making you feel like shit in the first place. Busting that is kind of the point.
>>34880591so you're 5'10 and you dated several 6'4 women?you're so bad at lying lol
>>34880574Does this mean I should just talk to woman?But how? I am le heckin timiderino manchilderingus
Both gendersOther than the casual small talk, what are some things you try to find out about a person on a first date? Not vibes, something that you actually ask.
>>34880600I always ask what is their ideal house location: city apartment, townhouse, suburbs, rural, backwoods
>>34880593Well, I can't really think of anything that symbolizes the same thing...
I have found myself feeling extremely low libido. I never want to have sex and never initiate it, but once we get going I get into it and enjoy it. Is this normal? Is it depression? Am I forcing myself to have sex?
>>34880601Rural is the correct answer btw.
>>34880587You are naive and uneducated.
>>34880552it was just who ever had resources, the guy with a car at 16 and a family cottage or people who had weed
>>34880604nah, backwoods, rural is just constant smell of manure and constant inhilation of pesticides
They hated him because he spoke the truth
Are you having a good day? Are you happy to be alive?
>>34880600M"Where do you want to be in five years?"
>>34880610Where did you find this loathsome Chud Thomist retard and why do I need to know about him
Both gendersDoes cologne really work? I think it's pointless but I have a friend who swears by it.
>>34880626Define "work".
>>34880627He said there's a noticeable difference between how women approach him depending on whether he's wearing cologne or not.
>>34880626MIf you mean it makes not want to sit next to you, yeah it works.
>>34880626It works at getting people's attention. It's not necessarily going to make you more attractive, but it'll get women curious about what smells nice to look at it.Some women find the gesture very attractive, some don't. Really depends on where and when you're trying to meet women, probably.
>>34880610Ngl this is how I'd be to my wife and I wouldn't even have religion to blame for it
I recently told my gf of 5 months that I was a virgin before we met and she was my first. I was pretty nervous ngl. I thought she would think I’m a loser or the image she had of me would be destroyed. It was something I was pretty ashamed of and she’s younger than me so I felt like I had to appear more experienced. But she was actually like really cool? And she told me it just makes her really happy that she was my first. And now there’s like this weight off my chest and the sex we had after was the most I ever communicated with her. Cause I felt more comfortable and didn’t feel like I needed to pretend i knew what I was doing. I wish I would have just been upfront with her about it.
>>34880633I'm glad you were able to get that off your chest man.I bet most women would react to that news like your girlfriend did, honestly. Especially her being flattered that she's your first.
>>34880626Just smelling good is what works. Cologne is just one way. But the girl I’m with currently with first approached me because I smelled good. Just don’t be one of those retards that puts on too much.
>>34880633Why is there a question mark in the middle of this post?Why, despite that, does this post not contain any actual question for the opposite gender?
>>34880639Why are we playin hall monitor on a dying millennial anime website?
>>34880626MThe ladies like me because I'm cool and funky fresh, they don't like me because I smell good.
/atoga/, why do the men and/or ladies like you?The ladies (I can count them on one hand) like me because I'm handsome and silly.
>>34880641MI already said it, because I'm cool and funky fresh
>>34880643>>34880642Fuck I'm so fuckings tupid
>>34880645How easily the mask slips.
>>34880646https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i2FOyu5rDI
>>34880642I think the ladies just bear with me, no liking involved
>>34880641>>34880643No one likes you. You're not funky and fresh. You're just funky. Take a shower.>>34880642>why do the men and/or ladies like you?My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable. And I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah.
>>34880648Thanks, I hate it.
>>34880652Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>34880652I am a clean boy, don't be mean
>>34880645You're safe. Ladies love stupid guys
I love my cat
Does it also hurt you just how beautiful some people are?
>>34880655What a cringe reply.It physically made me shudder.
>>34880642Girls really like my fangs for some reason
>>34880660I love your cat too
Men How many times have you actually gotten "laid"? As in NOT just "I had a gf and we had sex a few times", I mean literally the act of going out, meeting a chick on the street or a club, and sexing that night before ghosting? Dating apps count too
>>34880661Yeah
>>34880660This is a pussy lover club here.
>>34880661No, I'm hurt by how ugly some people are.
>>348806650
>>34880665Never lol. It's not something I've ever sought out.I've only slept with three women, and they were all women I had already known for years before we had sex.I was in long-term relationships with the first and third but just hooked up once with the second friend, and that experience left me certain that I just don't have any interest in getting laid outside of a committed relationship.
>>34880665No and that sounds awfulI never understood the appeal of fucking random chicks once over fucking the same girl thousands of times but that's just me
>>34880527>RepliesDamnI wouldn't even be waiting since I wouldn't have sex for months anyway
>>34880665Zero. For as much as I like having sex I'm not entertained by the idea of "meeting" someone just for a night
>>34880665Ngl I don’t have the confidence for casual hookups
>>34880642I think moids like me when Im more outgoing and energetic but that's becoming increasingly rare
>>34880665I haven't. I'm a virgin.
WomenDo you ever get cold approached by guys? Have you ever said yes to any of them? What makes you say yes vs no?
>want sex>spend years searching for a sex candidate>finally find a qt virgin male who isn't a degenerate porn coomer>fall in love>he's so deeply impressed by suddenly getting a gf that he finds god>gets all puritanistic about sexWhy can't men just be normal about their sexuality?Should I even make an effort to keep my interest from waning?
>>34880683I don't get approached at all. Anyway, I'm wary of strangers so I'd turn cold approachers down on principle.
>>34880683It's never happened to me.
>>34880665NULL.
>>34880685>puritanical woman gets exactly the type of man she deserves and it's men that are the problem
>>34880361NtaSo is he a virgin?
>>34880685>Should I even make an effort to keep my interest from waning?Yeesh, save him the trouble and just dump him.
>>34880356Yes.
>>34880665Zero and I was never approached or given hints.
I am God
>>34880683Yes, yes. It was only when they were my type, decent about it, seemed like they were actually interested in me as a person, and I was otherwise very single and free.
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>>34880693How am I puritanical? Just for not boning random guys I see in the street?>>34880695Would you not feel the least bit deterred or disappointed if the woman of your dreams and fantasies talked about making love to you for weeks, and then suddenly decided that flirting and touching is bad and sex should be reserved for procreation?
>>34880709You seem to like the idea of controlling a man more than you like the reality of being with a man. You’re not compatible; dump him and don’t waste any more of his time.
>>34880709>How am I puritanical? Just for not boning random guys I see in the street?You must be playing dumb on purpose
>>34880710Are you a bot or something, how am I controlling. I told him I wanted sex. He told me he wanted sex. It's him who has expressed worry about his faith controlling my life.
>>34880715Yeah, I’m a bot. Just ignore me.
>>34880598No, 6' which is average height in most White countries.And yes, I've got a thing for tall women and they often have trouble finding guys and are insecure about it. Or they aren't insecure and don't care about height at all.
>>34880685>doesn't watch porn>is christianWow, what a coincidence
WIll he think I'm a slut if I fuck him on a second date?
>>34880685Why are women such godless whores?
>>348806650, but i am open to degrading some fat bitches from tinder or clubs. I am interested in actual relationships and casual too. Either one would give me a type of satisfaction.
>>34880721Depends on the guy and how well you know him.
Gender, bonnie blue wife or hamas husband?
>>34880721Some guys might, varies. Bigger concern is, waiting can filter out those guys who were just in it for sex. Giving them what they want can prolong how long they pretend to be interested.
>>34880685>Should I even make an effort to keep my interest from waning?What a shitty thing to say. No, don't bother.
>>34880726Hamas husband will starve your own kids. No thanks.
>GenderIs gen z more or less feminist than millennials?
>>34880721MIf a girl I was dating fucked on the second date I wouldn’t see her as a slut.If my friend told me he fucked a girl on the second date I would think she’s a slut.Do you get what I’m saying?
>>34880729Source?
>>34880721I would 2bh
>>34880726I'm a guy, so I'm pretty sure the Hamas husband would try to kill me for being gay.
>>34880733AIPAC, ADL, Israel Heritage Foundation, International Fellowship of Christians and Jews, the Republican Party and the Democratic Party
>>34880731>>Gender>Is gen z more or less feminist than millennials?Zoomer men are significantly less, while zoomer women are significantly more.
>>34880721Probably not
what's the biological explanation for deep voices making my pussy tingle
Women, thoughts on lingerie?Men, thoughts on bushes?
>>34880746Full bush is bad, but tolerable. Some bush is fine.
>>34880744Hello
>>34880744Why would you even ask that??
>>34880726>bonnie blue wife or hamas husband?Is she still active in this scenario? >>34880744>what's the biological explanation for deep voices making my pussy tingleThey sound good and indicate that a man is brimming with testosterone. >>34880746>Women, thoughts on lingerie?Love it, but the maintenance on it is awful. I also love bush. Whoever normalized the clean-shaven look has a permanent enemy in me.>>34880749>Full bush is badIt's the flavor saver.
>>34880755Nta, because deep voices make my pussy tingle
Had a flashback to the one time after swimming lessons a bunch of teenage girls came into the boy's shower when I was 7 or 8. It was also the only day all 5 of the other boys skipped swimming lessons.
>>34880746>Men, thoughts on bushes?Not a fan. I don't want hair in my teeth.
>>34880746Woman without a bush is like an angel without wings
this has nothing to do with my voice but i'm just about certain I've never made a woman's pussy tingle ever
Any autismo queens here? My girlfriend recently confided in me that she has what is called "level 1 autism" and it explained some things about her communication or lack of it. But is there anything I should do or be more patient about when it comes to that stuff? I don't want to treat her any differently cause she says its just a social skill thing and shes embarrassed about it but idk I really care about her and wanna make sure I'm being patient with anything she struggles with.
>>34880746>Men, thoughts on bushes?Big fan.I think I've finally gotten with a girl who'd trim it into a landing strip or a triangle if I asked. Excited to see one of those irl.
>>34880766I had a girl tell me once "its beating for you" and I thought that was really hot cause i didn't pussies be beating
>>34880746>Men, thoughts on bushes?Very few things can kill my boner faster.
A girl hugged me today and she had to sniff my chest, because I was pushing her head against my body and I was tall enough that my chest was the highest place she can reach. I was definitely kinda sweaty. I think I am going to flirt with her from now on and then ask her on a date.
>>34880744Same reason a woman giving me her undivided attention with a smile on her face as she listens to me talk makes my dick hard.
>>34880771did you have a question or?
>>34880755It's a man with a """""pussy""""".
>>34880756She just gave birth iirc
>>34880746MI'm a clueless virgin so idkBushes look better but Idk i really don't want pubes in my mouth when I go down on herMale sexhavers, how much of an issue is that?
>>34880774Not really, no. You?
Can horizontality get you laid? How to be intresting if you know everything too superficiallyCan verticality get you happy? How to be satisfied if someone's better than your field of expertizeWhat is the sweetspot in your opinion? And don't forget to state gender
>>34880767>and it explained some things about her communication or lack of it.Like what?
>>34880778>Male sexhavers, how much of an issue is that?I'm more of a sexhad than a sexhaver right now, but it never really bothered me.Last pussy I ate was just occasionally trimmed, and that was enough to not get hair stuck in my teeth.
>>34880777Too bad Maury isn't still around. That could have been its own season.
>>34880780Stop being so autistic.
>>34880778It’s kind of an issue, you could pretty easily tank it if you try but I personally would rather not deal with it
I have a very deep voice, but I wasn't blessed with height or good looks, so it doesn't matter.
PSA FYI
Adopting a little girl as a single father. Ama
A girl sent me a picture of her ass, and I now have the strength to survive for at least fifty more years.
>>34880790
>>34880791In fifty years time she'll send you another one, and you'll instantly die.
>>34880790Yotsuba irl situation or you're a nonce
>>34880795I think I could live with that. Well, I couldn't, but you know what I mean.I'd have a very popular headstone.
>>34880782she's a very dry inconsistent texter and sometimes has trouble expressing what shes thinking or feeling
>>34880799>I'd have a very popular headstone.This joke went over my head.
>>34880802>has trouble expressing what shes thinking or feelingAs if normies never do.
Why is being in a relationship so much work?
>>34880790I know what kind of man you are.
Stupid fucking zoomers and gen alpha shouldn't be allowed to post here go back to your parents
>>34880789half tempted to post this on my abandoned social media
>>34880665>before ghosting?Everything on there but that step. I'd only do that if she totally sucked either in bed or as a person or both, or if a repeat was out of the question due to logistics.I don't get the appeal of racking up a lay count for the sake of itself, its hard enough to chicks who stay cool long term to prematurely dump any ones who might have potential before we've even gotten to know each other.
>>34880803>Live by the ass, die by the ass>He died as he lived: from assetc.
I'm making grilled beef tacos with garlic onyo sauce and it's driving me WILDWhat are you having?
>>34880816Clever.
>>34880809Because love is a verb, a choice, an action, not just something you get.
Women, is this your dream?
>>34880818What cut of beef
Your travel portfolio is just as superficial as women's makeup.
>>34880819Thanks.It was such a good ass. I could cry.
>>34880821I'm a hetero man and would not mind such an arrangment either.>>34880822Minced.
>>34880821Yes
>>34880821You know someone that writes that wouldn't be discreetThat aside, sounds like most people's dream
>>34880821I she going to be discreetly dating mutes then?
>>34880825>im a gay billionaire and need a WIFE as a cover
>>34880820this definition of love only applies to men, and not women
>>34880825>mincedHow are you grilling mince meat
>>34880830Telling on yourself much?
>>34880832retard
No one else here /vanlife/?
>>34880836why would anyone want to live like a homeless person as a hobby?
Am I crazy or do latinas seem to love the 1950’s/traditional Americana style?Is this something you have noticed as well or is this because of where I live?
Was I pathetic for crying a wee bit into my friend's arms when he told me sopmething like "In this project we have many volunteers, but someone's volunteered more than the others" as he handed me a monetary compensation? I was taken by surprise even though I know he's just that nice
>>34880840Freedom
>>34880844you can have freedom without living in a fucking van
>>34880835Signing an empty post was a strange choice.
>>34880836The antithesis to fat fetish poster :o>vanlifeThe idea is romantic but incredibly impractical for pursuing actual romantic interests.Back when I was hitting the bouldering gym like every other day I considered it but couldn’t figure out how I’d make any income
>>34880831I make the filling with paprika, onions, cheddar and stuff in a pot, then put it into a tortilla and fry it in a pan from both sides.
is having a gf better than watching anime?
>>34880836Nope, I own a house.
>>34880849if you get an asian gf you can combine the two
>>34880849Why not get a gf and watch anime with her?
>>34880849Shockingly, yes. Sometimes they'll even watch anime with you.>>34880853Or a Latina or a black gf. Sometimes white gf is even down for it. Can't comment on MENA gfs.
>>34880848That doesn’t sound very grilled, am I the retard?Anons, please weigh in. State Gender
Why have I lost the capacity to text random girls? I used to do that all the time in college. Not just the ones I knew but anyone I could find online. Even if nothing came of it I'd still try to chat them up. What the hell happened? Do I hate women now?
>>34880855yeah but i forgot women mostly watch normalfag tier anime, its not worth
>>34880853Nta but they don’t even need to be Asian anymore. In fact it’s way more likely that a whitey or Latinx gf watches anime with you than an Asian gf would
>>34880845That would be really expensive and inconvenient, especially considering I have 2 dogs with me. You expect me to just drive around with them and get hotel rooms every night?>>34880847>fat fetishDisgusting>romantic interestsMeh, I'm giving up on it for a few years. But yeah in no universe will I ask a girl to come hang out in my van like I did at my house, lmao>incomeThankfully I own my business and can work from anywhere as long as I have an internet connection and a laptop.>>34880851Such a hassle when you live by yourself, honestly. That's why I'm selling mine. I'll buy a new one when I want to settle down again.
>>34880849No>>34880853>>34880854>>34880855These people fell for the 3D meme.
>>34880861just put down the dogs and enjoy your freedom
>>34880818I made a big ass batch of enchiladas for my lunch this week.
>>34880863Nah I'm good, thanks for the suggestion though edgelord
>>34880854sometimes i have to pause and read the subtitles
>>34880861>own my own businessWhat field are you in?>vanlifeSo what’s your preferred outdoor hobby.
Are men's libidos shrinking or women's libidos increasing?
>>34880861>That's why I'm selling mine. I'll buy a new one when I want to settle down again.Are you sure? I don't want to live in mine either, but it's too valuable to let go.I'm leveraging a home equity line of credit against mine and fixing it up a bit, and then I'm going to rent it out. I'll pay down the HELOC balance with the profits.This is how my boomer granddad made most of his money in real estate: he'd use one house's HELOC to buy another and used the rent money to pay them off and buy additional houses.
>>34880527I'd just fix it for >him.
I went on a coffee date with a 38 year old Asian single mother on Saturday. It went well but we didn't kiss at the end. I waited til the next day to message her. She's still replying to me. Is Wednesday too soon to see her again? Im hoping to make it dinner this time, at a place near me. She's right in my town and the other girl I'm fucking lives like an hour away so this would be much preferable. I'm usually of the rule that if we don't kiss on the first date I'm beta bucks, but we'll see how it goes. I cannot imagine a woman who actually attracted to me not wanting to kiss. However, it was a coffee date at 1 pm so there's a good chance she just wasnt comfortable doing it in public.
>>34880870Women's libidos are highly conditional. They don't activate unless the man is a top 3%er.
How does it make anon feel to know that I watch dubbed anime and enjoy the cheesy English dub more often than not
Is it normal for a dude to go like 3-4 rounds every time or does he really like me a lot
>>348808773-4 is a lot I get too tired after 3
>>34880877This doesn't tell me anything more than the fact that he likes your pussy and how readily you're willing to give it up to him desu
>>34880642Idk. I won't bother to ask.
>>34880876MI used to be a sub supremacist but as I’ve gotten older I can’t be assed to read subtitles the whole time.Plus dub work has gotten way better now so it’s not as cringe as it used to be. Yu Yu Hakusho dub still the GOAT btw
>>34880683Yes, no.
>>34880877How many rounds were you used to.How long does this last?
Both gendersI've been taking care of my appearance and dressing well (at least what I think is well). I've noticed more women looking at me than before. I genuinely can't tell if it's because they think I look good or if I look retarded. How do I tell? Please help.
>>34880888How are you dressing?
>>34880821>is this your dream?No, that's retarded. The only reason she doesn't want the billionaire to be the love of her life is because she wants to be a ho.>>34880840>why would anyone want to live like a homeless person as a hobby?Some people prioritize travel over amenities a home might provide.>>34880841>Am I crazy or do latinas seem to love the 1950’s/traditional Americana style?It's cholo culture, and it's been going out of style over the last couple of decades. It peaked in SoCal in the 90's.>>34880870>Are men's libidos shrinking or women's libidos increasing?Both. Men's testosterone has been dropping for decades, largely due to a sedentary life and poor eating habits, leading to a weaker libido. And it's more socially acceptable now for women to be sexually active, so while their libido hasn't shown measurable changes, they are more likely to indulge it now.
>>34880888The best way to figure this out is to babysit your niece at the park or something and if she tries to play matchmaker you’re probably fine
What kind of diet do I need to maxx out my testosterone
>>34880869>What field are you in?Software development/consulting>>34880869>what’s your preferred outdoor hobbyMy favorite is surfing without a doubt. But I'm hoping to try out some more stuff. I've considered climbing but fucked my arm up recently so can't get into that quite yet. What about you? Just bouldering?>>34880871That's literally what I'm doing. HELOC and renting the guest house out, the land to farmers, and trying to sell it as an income generating property with a house. I just genuinely don't want to deal with it right now; I'd rather focus on myself and developing my business. I'm only 25 so I've got plenty of time to get back in with more money.>>34880893Just inject it, it's not a big deal
>>34880894>farmersI meant ranchers, sorry I'm sleep deprived right now
CHINA
>>34880883Same wavelength here.A lot of my old favorites have stuck around: Eric Vale, Chris Sabat and Sonny Strait, for example. I love those guys' work.
>>34880893>What kind of diet do I need to maxx out my testosteroneHigh protein with a healthy amount of fat and carbs. Protein maintains your organs and muscle mass, while fat regulates hormone production, and carbs act as your primary energy source, so that protein and fat don't have to. Also important not to be fat because it fucks with your hormones.
>>34880893you will need the opposite of tofu
>>34880889Like a twink.
>>34880893Simply eat the smaller and weaker males
>>34880900>carbs act as your primary energy sourceCringe
>>34880894>That's literally what I'm doing.lol good deal. I hated the thought of you not at least trying that first.
>>34880889Ranch style
>>34880870Why is everyone obsessed with shaming our sexuality?Either when we are horndogs or we aren't horndogs
>>34880907>CringeHow is that cringe?
>>34880891But I'm not allowed near any of my relatives' children.
>>34880890I wouldn't point to a sedentary lifestyle as a "cause" of low testosterone, rather a correlation, both caused by another factor. Diet is certainly a factor, but it's more like the food supply in general has been greatly lowered in quality. If the food around you isn't poison, it doesn't really take much effort for the average person to not eat terribly.
>>34880912If you were born thirty years earlier you would write letters to the editor complaining about The Far Side
>>34880907dumb fucking ketoschizo
>>34880894>surfingVery fitting for a vanlifer>hoping to try out more stuffDid you have any ideas in mind already?>considered climbingGotta start doing some physical therapy, climbing is one of the funnest and most satisfying things I do>what about youBouldering is the main one but I’m also a huge fan of hammock camping
>>34880906I like this idea, it’s as if they are little power banks or Pac-Man pellets>>34880900Could you give some rough percentages on how much of my nutrition should come from each?>don’t be fat firstWay ahead of you on that one
Foids, post your height and weight. I need to create a mental image.
>>34880914Okay Rudeus
>keto>fat>carbs>bla blaJust be an anorexic woman.
Girls, why are women so slutty and prone to cheating on their partners?
women, you smell nice :3
Both genders Let’s say you’re in a happy, healthy relationship. You both care about eachother and there’s mutual effort. Is asking your girlfriend to dress up in a certain outfit and give you a blowjob a lot to ask?
>>34880942MIf she's made it clear already that she really doesn't want to do either of those things, yes.You should be willing to accept a no even if it isn't a big ask, too.
>Adulthood is choosing between your brain and your liverI'm thinking of posting this on instagram. What do you think? Will I get enough likes?
>>34880942What did she tell you anon.What did you ask her to dress up as
Im a thirdie with no romantic history. I am an outlier here because I am an extreme social autist so I have no male friends either because I just spent my entire time studying like some retard. Getting a wife in an arranged marriage. I did talk to her 3 times but it was very formal. I just dont know how to be a husband
>>34880942MDepends on the disposition of the specific girl in question.
>>348809265'2". 120 pounds. 34-33-44. A cups.
>>34880913Try going keto or carnivore and you'll see>>34880917Dumb fucking carbaddict>>34880923>Did you have any ideas in mind already?Hiking and hunting. Nothing else I've really thought about yet, got any suggestions?>physical therapyI don't need any, just need to get back in the gym(finally) and take it easy until I completely heal.>hammock campingWhat's the appeal over regular camping?
>>34880950Hot womanlet
>>34880950How generous. Gave him all the stats!
>>34880955I'm barely shorter than average.>>34880956It covers the follow-up questions that usually come with numbersfags.
>>34880942is it really that big of a deal to get your dick sucked?
What do women think about this jeans commercial from 1994?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skWFyop_pxU
>>34880957>barely shorter than averageYeah, that's what I tell women too.
>>34880957Oh, it's you.
>>34880915No, it is. People aren't nearly as active as they used to and most have a vitamin D deficiency from not going outside enough. It's nothing about the food quality, it's the caloric excess. Your body doesn't give a shit if it's getting its carbs from high-fructose corn syrup or from whole wheat, or if its fats are coming from seed oils or beef tallow. People are just eating too much and are not active enough to make up for it. And what test a man's body IS making is being turned into estrogen by the aromatase in his fat, making his body produce even less test.>>34880925>Could you give some rough percentages on how much of my nutrition should come from each?Most recommended about 20-25% of your calories come from protein, 30-35% come from fat, and anywhere from 40-50% come from carbs. If you're more active, I would recommend higher carbs for more energy. If you're less active, I would recommend higher fat for more satiety.To increase muscle mass, assuming you want to, you should be eating 0.7 grams of protein for every lb of lean body mass. So if you're 180 lbs and 15% body fat, you should be eating at least 107 grams of protein a day, which would put you right in that 20-25% range.>>34880951>Try going keto or carnivore and you'll seeBoth are retarded and will give you colon cancer.
>>34880916If women get to complain about all the pressures on societal expectations placed on them, it's only fair I get to do the same
>>34880943Well sure. I have a really high libido though and I’ve always had to suppress it in any relationship I’ve been in. Like I’m not out here trying to fuck every day or anything but I want my stuff to matter too for once >>34880946This is hypothetical >>34880958Yes I would not be in a relationship with someone who wasn’t okay to do that. But I also love doing it!
>>34880955Is your standard simply short with small tits and average hips?>>34880964>Both are retarded and will give you colon cancer.lollmao
>>34880968My standard is Satania.
>>34880961Funny.>>34880962You could try sounding less disappointed.
>>34880950JH?
>>34880967so you want to be in a relationship with a whore?
>>34880971Obviously with that ass.
>>34880299>What do you think he saw?MHis description of it sounds like an Owl. People forget The Rake version of Skinwalkers was literally made up by 4chan.
>>34880951There is no such thing as a "carb addiction" unless you're a deranged subnormal ketard. Next you'll tell us we're addicted to oxygen.
>>34880965Could you do it in a less gay and embarrassing way, maybe one that doesn't involve falling for vertically-oriented smartphone video bait
>foids really make themselves look as good as possible on the outside and then hope to meet a man who loves them for who they are insideDo you not see the problem with this?
>>34880971Yes.
>>34880951>What's the appeal over regular campingI fucking love hammocks, set up is a lot easier (provided there are trees) and I like enclosed spaces. I’ve got one with a built in bug net that also doubles as a tiny ground tent. It just feels so much nicer sleeping under the stars like that imo. It’s very much an aesthetics thing for me.Plus the storage aspect is way more manageable and it’s more backpacking friendly>Any suggestionsYou could consider caving (minus the retard crawling stuff) or visiting ghost towns and similar venues>just need the gymThat’s good that your shoulder isn’t too banged up, godspeed to your recovery anon
>>34880962It's less of an issue that she answers too, and more that she is often the only woman giving sufficient answers.The few other ones are mostly worthless.
>>34880978What isn't bait to you?
>>34880985You guys need to ask more interesting but succinct questions if you want tourists to engage.
>>34880967>this is hypotheticalYeah, sure it is anon
>>34880979I want to be beautiful for him :(
>>34880968Shawn Baker, the man behind thr carnivore diet getting mainstream attention, recommends it for people with autoimmune diseases because it CAN prevent inflammation and flareups. He doesn't recommend it for most people, and the people that do are no longer on it. Like that faggot Saladino, who got his name from how many men's salad he tossed to get through med school.
>>34880964>People aren't nearly as active as they used toAnd why is that the case? Young healthy people naturally want to move and expend energy?
>>34880991Certainly not anything where some dipshits with modmics are trying to tell me how to feel with a "man on the street" routine while subtitles flash across the screen one word at a time
>>34880995You can start doing that when you're already with him.
>>34880996Paul saladino lost to the Peatpill
>>34880996Salad man's diet is pretty good though, he isn't full carnivore anymore either. I personally think the best bet is to just eat what our genes have been exposed to for the longest time. That means meat, eggs, root vegetables, and a few other things.Not all artificial is bad though, I drink coke zero (caffeine free) with every meal
>>34880995You will be
>>34880979That isn't just foids, it is everyone.The halo effect is real, you WILL be treated wildly differently based on how good you look. Your "inside" doesn't matter if no one is exposed to it because your "outside" repulses them.
>>34880996are you telling me carnivore diet is good for aids victims
when I like a girl she is always beautil and 10/10
Femanons,thoughts on CNC? How far would you go?
>>34880979Lol does this bozo really think women are swiping on him because his tinder bio is cringe and not because he intentionally doesn't groom himself?
>>34881008Based. Your girlfriend is ugly but she's also beautiful.
>>34880999Was that just a cringey short made by two whores intended for other women? YesBut nothing I see seems to placate any fears or shame men haveIt's either>men ain't shitor>men don't approach
I hate you I hate you I hate you!
>>34881011ERM no! she is perfect >:c
People should only eat extremely rotten terrestrial organ meat from other carnivores
>>34881010>foid with poor reading comprehension Ayy bb want sum fuk?
>>34881015This is not a letter thread.
>>34881013Whooooo cares faggot go outside and get a fucking grip
>>34881015*tenderly kisses your forehead
>>34881020Why are you so upset over me being upset?
Saw a very short girl with a very tall guy. She looked like his daughter from far away. Is this what foids truly want?
I will never be perfect enough and worthy of a woman's love
>>34881022Your bit annoys me greatlyI hang out on this website specifically because I don't want to see the kind of stuff you post, but you bring it here anyways
>>34881023Bruh this is literally one of the reasons I am hesitating to tell a guy I like him. We would look ridiculous together
>>34881027Follow your heart, anon! Even if you might break your neck looking up at him.
>>34881027I can almost guarantee you he'd be into it
>>34881001Ray Peat is pretty stupid too, since he believes the one thing you should cut out is one of the few things our body can't make, but at least it's just the one thing.>>34881002>he isn't full carnivore anymore either.I know, I said this. Turns out spending months on end in ketosis isn't good for you. Who would have thought? This is why he should have stuck to psychiatry, but I guess he made more shilling liver pills than antidepressants.>That means meat, eggs, root vegetables, and a few other things.Except that doesn't work on the biological side. Until recent years, most humans were deficient in multiple vitamins and minerals that a modern, balanced diet provides. This, coupled with modern medicine leads to longer lifespans and higher quality of life as we age.>I drink coke zero (caffeine free) with every mealSame, but with Dr. Pepper zero. Shit slaps.>>34881005>are you telling me carnivore diet is good for aids victimsTheir problem started with putting too much meat in their hole. Ironic that it ends up helping them.>>34881009>thoughts on CNC? How far would you go?CNC? Nah, I'd rather go to GNC. Now selling HTLT supplements. Get your turk builder max, use code: GREG for 15% off. >>34881023>Is this what foids truly want?It's called fatherless behavior for a reason.
>>34881027More women should feel this way
>>34881024This is true.
>>34881027Are you throwable?
>>34881009I'm not doing anything that's illegal, bothers other people, risks severe long term consequences, or leaves scars.
>>34881030>Except that doesn't work on the biological side.Why not? A few other things I eat are roasted tomatoes, lemon juice, greek yogurt, cottage cheese, olive oil, salmon, and iodized salt. Sometimes also some more refined carbs like tortillas or pasta.What am I missing nutritionally with that in mind? Things like Tomatoes are not something our genes have been exposed to for a very long time but that is more a rule of thumb rather than a concrete all or nothing approach at least in terms of how I construct my diet.
How the fuck do I clean my phone's charger hole? It keeps popping out when I wanna charge it and cleaning it with a toothbrush didn't help.
>>34881028I'm literally risking my neck aren't I >>348810290_0>>34881031I think most short women do>>34881033...I hate being manhandled tho
Love is real btw. The only people who disagree are coping.
>>34881009No. Ask.
>>34881040I think you can use blu tack but try it at your own risk
>>34881026>I hang out on this website specifically because I don't want to see the kind of stuff you post, but you bring it here anywaysThat's like most of the posts
>>34881042Based and factual.
My cat died and I’m crying about it is that unattractive to women
They say avocado tastes like clean dickMen, can you confirm that?
>>34881041>I think most short women dowishful thinking
>>34881041Weak.
>>34881042It doesn't matter if it's real or not, I've missed out on it and will continue to miss out on it
armpits taste like onions :3
>>34880984>hammocksHuh, that is pretty neat. Personally I don't like the idea of sleeping in the air though, lol>cavingThat could be cool yeah, I'll look into it>ghost townsIsn't that more of an instagram thing? I don't do social media, and I don't get scared easily nor am I interested in the history of random small towns honestly. If I wanna larp I'd go play STALKER innawoods, that sounds more fun>godspeedThanks fren>>34881036>I'm not doing anything that's illegalImagine letting the government dictate what sexual acts you may partake in. Lmao. Btw sodomy(oral/anal) is still technically(unconstitutionally) illegal in about a quarter of the US, it's a felony to own more than 6 sex toys in Texas, and in some states fornication/adultery are illegal.
>>34881048This is one of those gotcha questions isn’t Like “Do your parents know you’re gay”
>>34881030>Ray Peat is pretty stupid too, since he believes the one thing you should cut out is one of the few things our body can't make, but at least it's just the one thing.omega 9 is all you need however
>>34881054Nope, not reallyI ate avocado today and thought about this
>>34881048I've never had an avocado
>not manly enough for women who like manly men>not feminine enough for women who like that
>>34881048>>34881054I'm not sure there are men that have tasted clean penis. You might have to start over with this one.
>>34881061>>34881058Okay then, forget about the "men" partCan anybody on this board confirm this? Im genuienly curious
I HAVE WITNESSED JAHOVAH
Eeeevill woomann *dodododododo*
>>34881042>>34881052>>34881060>>34881064>>34881067Wrong thread
evil women are the best, nice girls are boring
https://x.com/_FroJax/status/2094253000051118494opinions?
At what age do women realise that most of their problems weren't real?
>>34881068I have a question though
Women, what's the oldest a man can be a virgin before it looks gross?
>>34881069Wrong thread>>34881070Not a fan of Xitter>>34881073What's your question? Ask it or I WILL report your posts for breaking the rules, kiddo
>>34881075I firgot
>>34880328Women on this site are disturbing.Half of them are gooners, and the other half are Swifties.
>>34881077Enjoy your ban
>>34880856It is surprisingly difficult to take decent pictures where you can actually see the filling, but this is what they looked like.
Women, what is male privilege in 2026? Does it exist?
>>34881084Looks like a good texmex style taco but I’m still failing to understand the grilled part of this
>>34881069https://youtu.be/SS02GeKuWQ4
Women, do you actually just get ghosted after a guy picked you up during a night out?
>>34881047No sorry about your cat
>all the cute twitch streamers speak non human languagesHow do I learn to speak European quickly?
>>34881074Being a virgin isn't gross
>>34881075>Not a fan of Xitterbrown chick gets shit tested by right winger who's pro choice if the aborted baby is of a certain race (she tells him "you sound crazy but im crazy too") and then he tells her she didnt skip him (omegle) so she kinda agrees with him regarding women fantasizing about being raped. she responds the only reason she didnt skip is because he's hot, to which he says that proves her beliefs aren't actually hers and are just posturing, since if he was fat ugly and retarded she'd have skipped.
>>34881039>What am I missing nutritionally with that in mind?Fiber, most notably. A lack of fiber is the biggest cause in the recent rise in colon cancer in young people. But also vitamin C, which helps your body absorb the iron from the meat, supports your immune system, and creates collagen for tissue synthesis. Calcium, which makes your bones strong and helps regulate your insulin response. Vitamin E, which protects your eyes, skin, and immune system. And stuff like magnesium and potassium.>>34881040>How the fuck do I clean my phone's charger hole?There are kits. I just take mine to an Indian guy who does it for $20.>>34881047>My cat died and I’m crying about it is that unattractive to womenNo. I'm sorry for your loss.>>34881055>omega 9 is all you need howeverNo, the opposite. Your body makes omega-9. It doesn't make omega-3 and omega-6.>>34881070>opinions?"Neo-Marxist"As soon as he said that, anything that came after was invalid. It's literally just a buzzword, which tells me he is just repeating other people's talking points in a bid to seem smart to people as stupid as he is.>>34881078>Half of them are gooners, and the other half are Swifties.Some are both.
>>34881088You can use some other word if you want.
>>34881096>Some are both.that being you?
>>34881101I'm not really a fan of hers anymore.
Why is no one replying to my posts?
>>34881107Why?At least she has transitioned out of complaining about boyfriends.
>>34881096>As soon as he said that, anything that came after was invalid. It's literally just a buzzword, which tells me he is just repeating other people's talking points in a bid to seem smart to people as stupid as he is.I agree. I just find it weird how the brown chick basically admitted to being enticed by him because of his looks.
>>34881112>Why?Her music is awful.
>>34881070I'd give you my opinion if Elon hadn't sent a cease and desist to Nitter
>>34881112The people she associates with, and her not defending Blake. She's a fairweather friend who only wants people around when they're useful to her.
>>34881093Nta but I feel groos at 35. Like I will refuse to pursue women who are clearly into me because fuck getting embarassed and shamed like that
>>34881125here:>>34881095
>>34881134I guess I lied. I can't bring myself to give a shit
>>34881131I don't want to be dismissive but at this point you're just screwing yourself over
>>34881075fuck off fag I can post whatever the fuck I want
>>34881142>t.
Did anyone else like Better Call Saul more than Breaking bad?
>>34880818>grilled beef tacos>>34880848>and stuff in a potNo, that is not grilling. Not even if you put the pot over a grill.
>>34881147I didn't watch either.
>broke my month long no fap streak to a japanese boy who looks like a girlIt wasn't worth it and now I just feel complete and total disgust with myself...
There is a really nice breeze coming from my balcony, passing by my asshole and it's signaling that summer is starting to be over.
>>34881109Which are your posts
>>34881150average nofapper
>>34881153put ur clothes back on
>>34881153based if female, kill yourself if male btw
>>34881156I am sitting here in my pajama boxers, as allah inteded.>>34881158I am too cool to suicide.
>>34881155I'm less of a nofapper and more of a person who wants to quit porn after learning how fucked up the people in the industry are, from the victims of abuse, to the sheer number of people who are mentally ill, to all of the money porn makes going to AIPAC and I can't support that shit even if I pirate off free websites and use adblockers
>>34881161exactly the kind of mindset i expect from a self-hating masochist closeted fag to be honest, and none of what you are doing will improve your life in any way
I can't multitask :c
>>34881150What is your opinion on traps?
Any lonely, single femanons in this thread right now?
>>34881165It's gaySocrates and Aristotle might've tapped it but that doesn't make it not gay
>>34881171Yes but they're simply Chad only
>>34881164I am sure you could get two of your holes stuffed a the same time easily.
>>>/wsg/6224742have twitch titty streamers finally gone too far?
>>34881175that's not multitasking that's rape
>>34881150>muh streaksuch a retarded concept. You already premeditate continuing the habit , what do you expect? Just stop watching porn. For good. Done.
>>34881179You're never going to make it with that work attitude.
>>34881123Fate of Orpheia is kino though
>>34881180That's a good point. I felt like I had quit and had done a good job staying away from it, but I relapsed. I tried to cater my post to language of this website but I realize the error of doing so.
>>34881184>I tried to cater my post to language of this website but I realize the error of doing so.One of the best ways to ensure that someone gets pissed off with you here, ironically. I'm enough of a stickler to roll my eyes at kek though, so I might just be a bit of a killjoy.
>>34881183>Look at writing credits >Aaaand it's a Max Martin song
>>34881186ntaI played WoW from age 12 to 17, so I say kek unironically
>>34881178Yep, gooner be gone
>>348811864chan really treasures diversity, huh?
>>34881190I do wonder sometimes how many kekposters actually played it. I wish that game was still fun.
>>34881194Yes and no lol.
There's so many different types of hoes in the world.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elNce4ixLmE
>>34881095Sounds like she wants to get fucked, not really sure which part you're asking for an opinion on>>34881142lollmao>>34881178I still don't understand the appeal of titty streamers
>>34881201Sluts are precious.
>>34881203>I still don't understand the appeal of titty streamersif I pay five dollars, this pair of tits will say my name! :Oif I send enough messages in the chat, she may read what I said and repeat it back to me with a forced laugh! wow! :O
What is the point of atoga foids? If you ask them about how women actually think they won't answer honestly. If you ask them to post their body they won't do it. If you ask them about men they won't answer honestly. If you ask them something trivial they won't even reply. Literally what's the fucking point?
>>34881206Sometimes they want to be anon's gf
>>34881203parasocial relationships just like Onlyfans, but I don't have to give my money to Israel or actually see disgusting sexual stuff (I'm a zoomer, I HATE pointless nudity in tv and film)
>>34881178That is just the most recent meta.
>>34881206Just fuck off, nobody wants you here.
>>34881212I do
>>34881206>If you ask them about how women actually think they won't answer honestly. Nobody is a hivemind. Use your words better.>If you ask them to post their body they won't do it.Cause you're ugly and we should only post our body if we want.>If you ask them about men they won't answer honestly.You think everyone on the internet is a man because you're gay.>If you ask them something trivial they won't even reply.Slop b8 Literally what's the fucking point?THE TITLE OF THE THREAD, MORON.
>>34881208>Revealed: Israel demanded Google and Amazon use secret ‘wink’ to sidestep legal orders>The tech giants agreed to extraordinary terms to clinch a lucrative contract with the Israeli government, documents showhttps://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/29/google-amazon-israel-contract-secret-code
>>34881208>>34881216>Israeli officials also feared a scenario in which its access to the cloud providers’ technology could be blocked or restricted.>In particular, officials worried that activists and rights groups could place pressure on Google and Amazon, or seek court orders in several European countries, to force them to terminate or limit their business with Israel if their technology were linked to human rights violations.>To counter the risks, Israel inserted controls into the Nimbus agreement which Google and Amazon appear to have accepted, according to government documents prepared after the deal was signed.>The documents state that the agreement prohibits the companies from revoking or restricting Israel’s access to their cloud platforms, either due to changes in company policy or because they find Israel’s use of their technology violates their terms of service.
Women, everything's going great with this guy. You've been on a few dates and it's starting to get serious, but when going through his camera reel on his phone with you he comes across his ex, who looks like a beautiful woman. He mentions his ex was mtf who transitioned at age 8, and refers to him as a "he." He expands on it to you that after dating him, he changed his opinion on transgenderism and is completely against it now.Do you continue dating him?
>>34881226>he ever supported transgenderismyou're a fag
>>34881230Anon was asking women.You, as a man, are not asked, not even if you are a MTF.
>>34881206>If you ask them about how women actually think they won't answer honestly.Actually often the opposite. this si one of the few places were women don't have to defend a "reputation" and not worry about coming off as cuntish or slutty. Its been a while and heavily depends on who is here because a lot of the foids are only here for short stints, but I've got some great and very honest responses from them. Oh yeah, this also makes namefag foids answers completely worthless, they now have to defend a "reputation" and thus will lie their asses off.
The Reformed Chaser has logged on.
>>34881236hunter isn't hot though and is even more cringe for not legally changing his name to prey
>>34881236Aryan Goddess
>>34881216>>34881222What happened to Google's "Don't be evil" motto?
>tfw emailed hinge support asking if my lack of matches was a bugam i cooked chat?
>>34881171Yeah
>>34881245Fuck off.
>>34881246Why single?
>>34881244The killed it years ago.
ive been boxing for the last six months and my life has significantly improved ever since, i let out all my frustations and my anger, when i'm at the gym in class it's literally the happiest moment of my day
>>34881244Being evil makes way more money
>>34881236There's so many attractive real women out thereWhy focus on this fake one that looks feminine only in the right lighting?
>>34881249Why not? Got dumped last year, haven't been looking for anything new.
>>34881254makes sense.
>>34881234>keeping up a reputation as a 4chan posterCan somebody lend this guy a braincell?
what's your overall opinion on elliot rodger?
>>34881226That's really sad. But I understand and would continue dating.
>>34881253>Why focus on this fake one that looks feminine only in the right lighting?The more they watch porn the more extreme their fetishes get until the appeal is that they don't have a vagina. I just wish there was a term for the opposite of AGP- sexual excitement from emasculating another man.
>>34881258I don't understand why you incels are obsessed with him
>>34881258Stinky
>>34881258someone recently leaked his death photos from the police on /pol/
>>34881258SUPREME GENTLEMAN WITH A GUN IN HIS HAND, L-L-L-LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY TO LOVEhttps://youtu.be/VG9v66LUA5g
>>34881226>He expands on it to you that after dating him, he changed his opinion on transgenderism and is completely against it now.Everything up till this point was fine; but the fact that he changed his entire opinion of a whole class of people based on his experiences with a single individual is a level of retardation too far. He's gone.
>>34881260Don't believe that considering a lot want to suck "girl" cockWould just call them gay but it's not just that
>>34881261He was right about everything
>>34881171>Any lonely, single femanons in this thread right now?Not *that* lonely.
https://youtu.be/7A_JeJFZ8ckFoids how about you help me bench press?
>>34881270What do you mean?What would happen if you were *that* lonely?
>>34881273>What do you mean?Not lonely enough to date the anon who asked the question.
i love the 1975
>>34881269Especially when he killed himself
>>34881274Why not?I might be literally the nicest guy in these threads, you don't know.
>>34881258MI've read his manifesto twice, studied his life more than I probably should, and I genuinely think that if his life story had come to me in any other context I'd have dismissed it as an absurdist character driven black comedy being pitched by someone like Eli Roth. The fact that Elliot has posthumous fangirls would be the thing I'd put in the after credits scene after dragging audiences through 100 minutes of Elliot's ridiculous decisions, worldview, attempts to win the lottery through manifestation, and his rant to the bodybuilding forums about how weight lifting was a scam because he would have to work out to get muscles. No wait, actually the post credits scene would be Elliot in Hell where the Devil would casually ask him if he ever tried asking a girl out, and Elliot would slap his forehead and go "I knew I was forgetting something!"
>>34881268Yeah I don't get that either and when I watch that kinda porn I skip the parts where they top or get their pps sucked because that remains revolting to me, but I must be the odd one out because they keep putting those scenes in. But I also prefer them to have small dicks and come hands free.
>>34881275But you hate me and didn’t reply to my post :•[
Men just want equally sized gfs
>>34881258An evil person.>>34881261>incelsI know of women who read his manifest.She even read it several times.Needless to say, she is/was very mentally ill.
>>34881281this but unironically
>>34881281Women my height usually start to look rather weird.
>>34881272Hot. I wanna throw women around.
>>34881269of course you agree with him you are another whiny faggot like he was
what's your overall opinion on adam lanza?
>>34881281>>34881283Honestly one of my most shameful moments was asking my gf to talk dirty to me while standing on a stepstool so she could look down at me. I remember pitching it to her and she did it and my god she committed to the bit. I think she was just happy I didn't want anal.
>>34881281No i want one shorterNot too short but I'm not into this femdom shit
>>34881281My order of preferences are:1) Significantly smaller than me2) Same size as me3) Slightly smaller than me4) Significantly larger than me
>>34881291Oh don't get it confused. I like taller, submissive women
Darling, have you started feeling old yet?
>>34881295Interesting. For me it's 4, 1, 2, 3. My ex was 4'11" and she was fun to toss around
>>34881297Ye, proper 30 year old unc next year.
Women, if you could date a man who is attractive but the catch is he unknowningly embarasses you all the time, would you do it?
i'm 26 years old and i feel 70 on the inside
>>34881301You don't seem 26 with 70 on the inside. You seem more like 26 with 19 inside.
>>34881299Women at that age still have a lot ahead of them.
>>34881301I'm 34 but feel 15 on the inside
>>34881277>I might be literally the nicest guy in these threadsThat's setting the bar pretty low.
>>34881299You haven't gotten to the point where you started having humility and this idea of winning at things doesn't get to you. You're still wanting to be on top of people and still namecalling people. True some of what you do is practical and realistic, but the way it is handled has nothing to do with the maturity of people who are indeed wise and mature. My grandmother for example had an extreme amount of patience and saw the humanity in me even in the most trying of times, and if you can't have even a slither of her patience, I don't see a mature woman, like at all. I see a woman who watches anime and Disney cartoons who calls people she dislikes idiots for not being at her level which is indeed 14 year old maturity.
>>34881299Same, might as well die, I'll be a WIZARD
>>34881275This is the second time I've seen them mentioned unprompted today.
Turning 33 in a couple of weeks and I haven't conquered shit yet. Nor do I even feel 32, I still feel like I'm 24 or 25 and I've never been physically stronger in my life.
Speaking of uncs, kinda wondering wtf I'm doing because I'm still texting an 18-year-old I recently met this year. She's a junior in college so I thought I was in the clear and asked for her number, and then found out she's a genius who started college at 16.
>>34881289Stinky
>>34881300Already did
>>34881281Fuck I need that so bad
What should I do for dinner?
>>34881324Spread your legs.
>>34881325Ok, and where should my dick and balls go?
>>34881326Depends on if your customer wants to see them or not.
>>34881326In a cage
>>34881326>>34881327>>34881328Inside both of these dudes.
>>>/wsg/6224803Women, should I send this to a 38-year-old guy who told me he's talking to a college freshman?
What are your thoughts on my unpopular opinions?>Andrew Tate is a comedic genius>Lesbians are not real>All men are pedos>Its useless to pay a shit ton of money for an old dogs surgery if youre a poorfag>If you wanna give a shit about your ego but in a healthy way, choose dignity>The microwaved vs stove heated tea debate is a placebo>We should treat the robots rights thing the same way we treat pedophiles
>>34881332Lmfao
>>34881332You should just unabashedly call him a pathetic groomer to his face and not be friends with him.
>>34881332That webm knows what it's doing.Well played.
I'm so tired all the time why can't I just die
>>34881332Watching this makes me feel like I wasted my 20's, but maybe I shouldn't be so self-flagellant and accept that life isn't a race and the only person I can compare myself to is me.
>>34881313Conquering in the modern world is gay. Too much state authority, mass communication, robust police and military force. You shoot one guy in Tajikistan to try and start a rebellion and your home country's authorities learn about it within a day, and militaries around the world come to fuck you up. The only conquest left is shitholes like Syria and even then you're just fighting world power proxies for years until they grind you to dust.Alexander was born into royalty with one of the greatest armies on Earth freshly assembled for him, ready to go. And he had not only Aristotle himself as a teacher but his once-in-a-century historical figure tier father who actually conquered all of Greece himself.
>>34881340If you spread your legs some more, you'd actually be a type of tired that got you to sleep properly.
>>34881343Gay
Bought a $300 ps5 for GTA 6
>>34881341I probably would have come close to killing myself if I got a kid in my 20s.
remember being on her bed with her on top of me, we were making out, and I caressed her face and called her "princess." She loved it and gave me the best hug ive ever had in my life, she took a deep breath, let out the cutest sigh, and just kept holding me tight for minutes on end.
What is it about girl buttholes? It's like the forbidden zone. I'd never fuck it, but I still find them arousing
Where can I find lonely, single femanons to talk to?
>>34881348i remember her doing that with me too
>>34881350There are plenty of them Who frequent here.
>>34881353I need to find a different group of lonely single femanons.
>>34881355What's wrong with the ones on here?
>>34881356They don't like me, or something.
>>34881356They aren't on here.
>>34881334>Andrew Tate is a comedic geniusDisagree, plus his brother is funnier.>Lesbians are not realKys>All men are pedosDisagree, but there are biological reasons men are sexually attracted to younger (16 - 20 year old) women.>Its useless to pay a shit ton of money for an old dogs surgery if youre a poorfagA harsh reality>If you wanna give a shit about your ego but in a healthy way, choose dignityNot sure on the intent of this, nor what dignity is the alternative to.>The microwaved vs stove heated tea debate is a placeboWhat debate?>We should treat the robots rights thing the same way we treat pedophilesBy executing the robots?>>34881338Yeah, but you can tell at the first glance they're related. I thought they were siblings, though.>>34881346>Bought a $300 ps5 for GTA 6Upgrade the storage or you're only gonna be able to fit two games on there.
>>34881348And I put it in her butt and you never will.
>>34881359 There are at least 5 single femanons in these threads.
>>34881360>KysI think lesbians are real but when was your last threesome with your "wife" and that guy?
Any of you have fucked up dreams?MLast night I had a dream where I was engaged and my fiance was this tall, beautiful woman. She was pregnant and that horrified me, I felt unbelievably scared and needed to escape. Very odd. Most of my time awake is spent lonely and wishing for this sort of thing.
>>34881355Don't try to date femanons. They exhibit elitist behavior and am unforgiving towards an autistic person's attempt at being kind to them which they would rather return with an angry look on their face starring at the wall with their bisexual male friend yelling at you for some mannerism you didn't catch.
>>34881363April
>>34881364MI jerk off to avoid wet dreams because they're all fucked up. The last two wet dreams I had were one where I got sexually molested by my dad and one where I had sex with my 14-year-old godsister. And before you ask, growing up I was abused by my older sister, but only physically and verbally.
>>34881364Last night I dreamed I came down a black woman's throat.
>>34881244>>34881244>>34881250Specifically, they killed it after internal pressure from employees who thought the company wasn't living up to that motto anymore.
>>34881367
>>34881240I prefer Gatherer Schafer
>>34881375>filenamegod i miss the prime /got/ threads
browsing atogain my dual axle coffinlips glued togetheri peel them open like a candy wrapperred waves falling and climbing on my teethsalt. my salt.
Women do you want sex?
Are the opposite genders listening to any music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edxtZ4G5-wMM
>>34881350/r9k/. Half of them are underage though
State GenderYou have to get married to one /ATOGA/ Anon or Femanon, namefag or not, who would it be and why?
>>34881376
>>34881383Mhttps://youtu.be/bc3Sw3sJQYw?si=q6rd0nI-BEBAMmo-
>>34881385MThe femanon who was nice to me.
>>34881385Male. Not any of them here. Not until they learn to be more laid back and stop being so damn serious all the time. I'm sick and tired of this retarded shit where they go to some guy's house find an MLP figurine and the guy sitting on a computer chair playing World of Warcraft trying to show her the game and talk to her how fun the game is, and all she does in the end is bitch to her friends how horrible everything was and essentially treat it like a warzone. Ain't my type of woman. Women who are negative are not my type and I don't care how attractive or smart you are you go find some Chad who can do this getting high adventure where you fuck up shit around town and telling people to fuck off, you ain't my type. A good heartwarming pragmatic woman who has feelings and isn't afraid or ashamed of having sex with an autistic man like myself is my type.
>>34881380With >him
I am THIS close to listening to an audio clip that is still online of somebody I dated.It's probably a bad idea.I have nearly forgotten her voice already and it's late at night, I should go to sleep since I have to be somewhere tomorrow morning.
>>34881385MIt would be Anonymous, of course. I'd rather roll the dice with any femANON than a namefag.
>>34881385MThe femanon I talked to in private.
>>34881385MDefinitely femanon
>>34881385Mshe wouldnt want me so I'd just skip the wedding and save ourselves the trouble
>>34881401Poor anon is going to end up married to an Anon who was simply larping as a Femanon.>>34881402How badly did you groom her?
leaving femanon at the altar
>>34881408You had 1 job.
>>34881408>groomWe're both a bit too mature for that.Though I'm sure she would have loved some roleplay that went into that direction.
>>34881416>bro she's mature for her age
>>34881367Why don't you let him get your wife pregnant?
>>3488141730. lol
>>34881419There are femanons on here THAT old?
>>34881419you sick fuck
>>34881421imagine being a mid 30s foid and posting in atoga
>>34881421I don't think she's here anymore, but there are other women here that are 30+.>>34881422Oh that I can agree with!
>>34881422a grown man dating a 360 month-old... what the fuck is this world coming to
30 year old lonely, single virgin femcels in chat
>>34881419Have you bought your coffin already, grandma?
>>34881429>>34881419elderly abuse
>>34881385Whichever big butt anal loving femanon wants me
>>34881432I'm not a lesbian woman.
>>34881421>>34881419>tfw 28
>>34881401>I'd rather roll the dice with any femANON than a namefag.Very hypocritical of you
foid
>>34881437Are you the femanon who wants to kill herself next year?
>>34881441no but i'm not well in the head either
>>34881440Wish he kept this haircut the entire show, it truly is the hottest hairstyle a man can have.
>>34881440No
>>34881442There was another femanon like a month ago I think who said she doesn't want to turn 30, so she convinced herself to suicide by next year. Assumed she was 28/29.What are your issues?
>>34881445not worth talking about. i hope she doesn't kill herself though.
>>34881437If you're a virgin, you're already winning.
>>34881379>Why do you love this topic so muchI don't?>>34881383>Are the opposite genders listening to any music?https://youtu.be/DX2uy32iMZc>>34881385>You have to get married to one /ATOGA/ Anon or Femanon, namefag or not, who would it be and why?JH>>34881418>Why don't you let him get your wife pregnant?Well, for one, he's hahad a vasectomy.>>34881436>I'm not a lesbian woman.picrel
>>34881419
>>34881444noone is trying to look at youit just happens you're so fucking huge you're hard to miss
>>34881446>not worth talking about.That sounds like a bad attitude towards it.>>34881447lmao you retard.>>34881450>older womenOh no, I am older than her.
>>34881451Nobody even wants your gaze, smelly baldcel.
All men might find a 16-20 year old woman attractive, but not all men would act on said feelings. But I still think most would if the girl was hurling herself at them.
>>34881452ik i'm just tired. i don't think i'm fit to be with anyone. not made to live with someone.
>>34881450if 43-year-old women were fertile I'd still be there pursuing older women
>>34881456I wasn't asking just about relationship stuff, but issues in general, since you made such a strong statement.But if you don't want to talk about what's going on, that's fine.Alternatively you can also become some nun or, uh, I guess live in the woods.
I DONT WANT TO WAGEKEK AND GET MARRIEDI WANT TO BE A KNIGHT AND DIE IN A FIELD
What would white girl heaven look like?
>>34881460Go to Somalia.
>>34881460go?They're not exactly overflowing with volunteers right now, you can literally go die in ukraine right now
>>34881463modern combat is gay, thats not what I want
>>34881465so a larp
>>34881461Crossing the river of pumpkin-spice to the Nordstroms Thrift Shop where everything in the store fits you. Every man there is 8-12 inches taller than you and cares about (You) and will do all of the planning for you.
>>34881460>I DONT WANT TO WAGEKEK AND GET MARRIED>I WANT TO BE A KNIGHT AND DIE IN A FIELDDon't forget that even Chevalier de Bayard had a wife and child.
>>34881467No
>>34881448>Well, for one, he's hahad a vasectomy.What a faggot
>>34881472Nah, it's a larp, if you were born back then, you'd call "modern combat" gay like you are doing now anyway.Larp, through history, historical larp, bloodline larp.
GenderWhat's the oldest an 18-year-old moid should be dating?What's the oldest an 18-year-old foid should be dating?
>>34881470they had an obligation back then and he didnt have to deal with hypergamyHe wouldnt last 10 minutes in 2026
>>34881461A permanent autumn with Halloween once a week. Pumpkin spiced coffee for tap water. Handsome, progressive men everywhere. Lots of minority kids to stick up for without putting oneself at risk.
>>34881476i feel like this qustion gets asked eveyr single day
>>34881385M4'10" jap femanon
>>34881475nah, I know I'd be fucking good at it
do you think there are lesbians who've only recently decided they like men? or bi chicks who have only had gfs but now want a bf?
>>34881479>with Halloween once a weekAlways just an excuse to dress slutty.
>>34881482>>34881477>>34881472The absolute cringe on kids like you.
>>34881472>>34881482>game of thrones fag goes manic about the middle ages and larps about wanting to die on a muddy battlefield somewherejust sad
>>34881487You dont know me
>>34881483Why do you think they still use dildos?
>>34881489There is nothing to know about a retard like you.
>>34881481She's getting plapped by a tall western chad now
>>34881488>game of thrones fagasoiaf
>>34881483>bi chicks who have only had gfs but now want a bf?That's me.
>>34881491What shape are you expecting them to put inside them? A triangular prism?
>>34881486And get piped by handsome, progressive men.
>>34881496Hey
>>34881496what type of bf are you looking for
>>34881496>now want a bf?Why?
>>34881455>16 year old womannigga that's a child>>34881388this track is dope>>34881385M, bimbochan bc she's rich
>get invited to dinner by my guy friends>they ask me why I won't ask this one girl out>answer "as nice, pretty, mature, and level-headed this girl is I think she's too outdoorsy for me (I have NEVER gone camping and she goes 2-3 times a month) and I don't think she wants a gamer husband; while my gaming habits have significantly reduced over the past years it isn't something I want to give up especially when it's how I connect with my friends who no longer live in the same area"I was left surprised that they accepted that answer, and didn't push back on it at all. Should I be, Femanons?
>>34881455Those girls initiate the relationship far more than women on social media think. I get more attention from 16 to 20 year old girls now at 25 years old than I did when I was 16. Idk why delusional feminists think all these relationships start because some stereotypical creepy dude used his mind control powers to manipulate a 16 year old girl while she was on roblox or froliciking home from school in her pigtails.
why are men like this
>>34881497You don’t see them getting plastic molds of vaginas to rub up against their pussies.
>>34881508I've never jacked off in bed before.
>>34881476M23, probably
>>34881509you actually are mind-mindbogglingly retarded
>>34881499Hi.>>34881502One who is kind to me.>>34881503I am more into men than women.
>>34881508I was a dev, but AI took my job. I'm also 31.
>>34881515>I am more into men than women.What were your experiences dating women?
>>34881509
>>34881508Marrying young is extremely beneficial to men
>>34881515Wanna date
My moid's sister called me a "messy bitch"
>>34881364>Any of you have fucked up dreams?yeah, I often don't get enough sleep cause I have a lot of nightmares
>>34881522Are you?
>>34881522She has a crush on you
>>34881522She likes and protects her bro
>>34881518Abusive and the sex wasn't even good.
>>34881522It sounds like you’re a bitch who just so happens to also be messy.
>>34881456>i don't think i'm fit to be with anyone. not made to live with someone.Can you elaborate on this?
>>34881527damn, sorry to hear that
>>34880665>literally the act of going out, meeting a chick on the street or a club, and sexing that night before ghosting? Dating apps count tooNever, but I've slept over with quite a few girls back in my partying days and with dating apps>>34881258M, I read his entire manifesto one night lol. The guy was legit batshit insane and you could see the descent into psychosis. What he did was pathetic and terrible but but the guy was seriously deranged lol and needed intervention>>34880611No to both, hbu?>>34880450Does ENTJeet still post here kek>>34880416>either jerking off 1000 times a day or not jerking off at all for monthsunironically maybe bipolar disorder
>>34881509>men are just penises and women are just vaginas
>>34880416That feels almost normal for single people. Like just get it all out of your system in one day and then be a functioning person the rest of the time until you find a bf/gf
>>34880336that guy was tuff>>34881522she sounds jelly>>34881508I would never eat crisps in the bedanyway I'm an employed member of society rn and staying up past my bedtime
Cat stepped on my balls again award
>>34881534You don’t see straight guys getting dildos to shover up their ass
>>34881473>What a faggotSome people just don't want kids.>>34881476>What's the oldest an 18-year-old moid should be dating?As old as he wants. He's an adult.>What's the oldest an 18-year-old foid should be dating?18. Anything else would be rape. She's just a fuckin' kid!>>34881522>My moid's sister called me a "messy bitch"You're here, so she's probably right.
>>34881383holy basedtechno gang https://voca.ro/161UfDj97ceW>>34881538your balls were in the way presumably
Lesbians love dick more than anyone else they just hate men
was chilling on the couch after cleaning a bunch of shit up and my cats and dogs decided to come hang.
>>34881547Which ones are the cats and which ones are the dogs
>>34881548only one dog in the middle.
>>34881541Because their bodies aren't designed that way, dipshit. Plus, plenty of lesbians don't like dildos and straps, even when not shaped like a dick. Same way plenty of gay men don't like anal.
>>34881527>>34881515Probably a transbian
>>34881550>plenty of lesbians>plentyThat word is doing some heavy lifting
>>34881468>>34881479We are so close to creating the incelcore version of big rock candy mountain
>>34881481Aw thank you
>>34881541This might come as a shock to you but the vagina was designed to take penis-shaped objects and the anus (male or female) was not.
>>34881522I bet you are
>>34881551I'm not trans and I've never dated a trans person.
>>34881541>>34881509>You don’t see>You don’t seeYou're personally watching all men and women masturbate are you?
>>34881552Tbf, they're mostly the really butch ones, some of who probably have sexual trauma.
How many ancients are still here today? (People born not only not in the current century, but not even in the current millennium.)
>>34881560Yes
Foids, is this what accountability from you looks like? You try this fucking nonsense and we're going of the top rope on your ass!
>>34881556It might come as a shock to you too then that most lesbians still want dick.
I don't want to be weird but none of the women over 25 want to date me and all the attention I get is from women under 21...
women would you allow yourselves to live in a distant future where men won the gender war?
>>34881509Scissoring isn't a real thing
>>34881563M1997
>>34881522Kill her
>>34881563'98 wizard here
/r/ing (non-vocal) soundtracks to write my dissertation to
>>34881570What war?
>>34881563https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvLoMOw6S8A
>>34881576https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KID-YOlnwUI
>Finally decide to try socializing by going to a club>Begin walking to club>On way there, my sweating is so bad that I have visible streaks of sweat stains going down the back of my shirt like the claw marks on the Monster energy drink logo>Go back to apartment defeatedWhy do I even try
Foids, we Fucking told you about this nonsense. You Fucking built this, it's your mess, to come asking us to clean it up.
>>348815631995
>>34881577
>>34881563M1992 on leap day so I'm technically only 9 years old :^)
>>34881563‘80s
>>34881548Dogs usually have way uglier fur than cats.
I’m going to treat myself to some slop todayShould I get El Pollo Loco or Carls Jr
Women, do you think the (((Patriarchy))) is real?
>>34881582Shut up nerd. We’re fine
>>34881596People who think patriarchy isn't real are uneducated retards who don't know patriarchy and would go around opening their mouth talking about it, and when asked they go "oh well then you explain" like some drooling preschooler.
>>34881385FOne of the 3 moids I'm talking to. The last one is the most promising.
>>34881596Why did you write it like bitch?
>>34881599Oh well then you explain
>>34881599Where are the Patriarchy then? Where do they meet?
>>34881585Damn, I felt that.
>>34881582It's Loneliness vs. an annoying slob who is the most likely person to kill me
Is this visual interesting, or is it a nothingburger?
>>34881581if you're not sweating in the club you're not dancing hard enoughnobody can see/cares in there anywaysfeel better soon though bro <3>>34881600third time lucky maybe>>34881576it's unique, I'll give it that...
>>34881385One time in this thread me and another guy were talking about some East Asian girls we'd dated. Nothing disrespectful, we just both happened to have dated a lot. Anyway, suddenly this East Asian femanon popped up and started droning on about how she just didn't want to date white men and it wasn't racist and why wouldn't people accept that!I'd like to marry her. Partially to see whether she really existed or was just some mad East Asian incel. I have a thing for East Asian men.
>>34881617Not that kind of club, a nerdy anime club.and people can 100% see, if people are drinking and sweating from dancing I get what you mean but this is a sit down and socialize while talking about anime type of thing.I already have to deal with it going to class but at least I have a backpack to cover me as I walk in that scenario. It is also somehow cooler in the morning than in the 6pm range somehow.I don't want to turn this into a woe is me thing but it does make me feel like shit, I put effort into how I look and I don't look bad, but I would come off as dirty if anyone even took a few seconds to look at me because of unlucky genetics mixed with heat and humidity.And I'm not exaggerating about the sweat stains either, it's bad.How am I supposed to make friends when I can't even go outside without looking like I just got rained on? By the time it cools a bit people will be set in their connections and I'll be fucked.
>>34881623>I'd like to marry her.>I have a thing for East Asian men.???
my eyes are so dry.
>>34881576https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IGF7TM0-64https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWb1EuFx67Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEHUFRRK9Skhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uphtwd8yN8Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kufqq1v7XFo>>34881624>a nerdy anime cluboh right... well I doubt the nerds would notice or mind either...you'll be alright buddy, it's good that you made an effort anywayshope next time goes better (:>>34881628got any drops?
Where can I find femcels to play vidya with.
>>34881626The heterofag's mind reels when confronted with the bisexual chad
>>34881633>heterofagThat's an oxymoron
>>34881630>well I doubt the nerds would notice or mind either...But I do, I want to show up as my best self. >hope next time goes better (:I'll try again this weekend with a Dungeons and Dragons club that is doing one shots to try to meet some people. Hell at this point maybe I just go to a bar alone and get some drinks and pray to God some girl approaches me, unlikely but not impossible. Hard to get the ball rolling when you don't know people in the area.
>>34881634Nay, anon, a hetfag is merely a moron, for they give up half the human race to their folly.
>>34881635>>34881630Maybe I just say fk it to socializing and wait until I am in Tokyo next year.
>>34881634NtaBoy, stop being this way.We call footfags footags not because they are gay.
>>34881605>my moid ass reading about the patriarchy when I have to be up in 6 hours for work to avoid punishment from my female superiors>>34881635>I want to show up as my best selfwe all do, but we're only humanif you sweat a bit on the way or whatever it really doesn't matter (long as you wear deodorant...)>Dungeons and Dragons club that is doing one shots to try to meet some peoplesounds like it could be fun>go to a bar alone and get some drinks and pray to God some girl approaches methat's how I met my ex so you never know...>>34880626>Does cologne really work?idk if it "works" but I'm complimented on it sometimes
>>34881637>hetfagAgain, that's an oxymoron. A heterosexual can't be a fag. Otherwise he wouldn't be a heterosexual.
>>34881644newfag
>>34880626MI wear what I think smells good whenever I leave my home. If I walk by a girl and she has a good scent that lingers from a perfume my attraction to her goes up a few points instantly.>>34880638How much is considered too much? I put a small amount of Vaseline on my wrist and neck pulse points and do one spray on each and then one general spray on my shirt after dressing.
>>34881647No, just an old heterosexual
>>34881642>if you sweat a bit on the way or whatever it really doesn't matter (long as you wear deodorant...)Oh yeah I never smell like body odor or anything bad, I just look sweaty. My issue is that it isn't "A bit", if it was "a bit" and I just felt it under my clothes and maybe on the corners of my face that I could dab with a paper towel I wouldn't care, but I can't undo moist sweat stains that clearly show through my shirt, I'll probably just have to stick to black clothes for the time being. >that's how I met my ex so you never know...I'll have to try something and it's not an awful idea. I have a recommendation for a bar by a girl who lived here until recently since apparently people loved her there so maybe that is an ok in.
>>34880626MWhat do you mean by "work", exactly? Women I sleep with tell me they love how it smells when I cuddle them and they put their face in between my shoulder and chin, or when I have my arms around their necks. I think that's "working", IMO. But most importantly, I love how it smells on me.Does it attract women who aren't already having sex with you? Er, not really. Not in my experience, anyway. You've got to be fairly close to be able to smell it to begin with unless you've got something with massive sillage.>>34881650newfag
>>34881641>We call footfags footags not because they are gay.They are kinda gayFeet aren't very feminine
>me: You know, I've been feeling pretty good this week. I might be turning over a new leaf.>*goes online*>woman: why are 95% of men so boring ugly stupid and evil?>me: oh
>>34881658>*goes online*
>>34881654>I never smell like body odor or anything bad, I just look sweatythat's alright then broI promise you other people aren't noticing or minding it>probably just have to stick to black clothes for the time beingbased, you could emomaxx>I have a recommendation for a bar by a girl who lived heregive it a shot (just don't drink too much)>>34881656>You've got to be fairly close to be able to smell itidk, I'm not a sexhaver but quite a few women have complimented me on colognes in the past or just said I smelled really good
>>34881656Again, just an old heterosexual
>>34881658Stop caring what women say they think or want.
>>34881660I've never personally had women compliment my smell unless they'd cuddled with me. I think it's simply just because they can't smell me if they're not close to me. idk what you and other guys are doing to get compliments about your smell without that
>>34881658It is strange having gone to a wedding recently, drank a little bit, and everyone loved me and I had 0 issues about anything despite being shorter than average and not having glass skin. None of that stuff comes naturally to me at all but I was drinking and dancing like a retard but everyone was having fun.Meanwhile if you go online, it seems like Armageddon for being anything below 6'0 and that even looking at a woman will get you charged.Online is simply where people air their grievances and where people try to take advantage of other's insecurities to sell them something.
>>34881657NtaFeet are super feminine, the good ones are at least
>>34881563fuck
>>34881666>idk what you and other guys are doing to get compliments about your smell without thatjust chatting to womenidk what you and other guys are doing to get laid lol
>>34881672>idk what you and other guys are doing to get laid lolI show girls my Cod montage.
>>34881669Not as feminine as vaginas, thoeverbeitMen have feet tooBoobs too sometimes, but that's more rare
>>34881659Yeah, I wish my job didn't require it. Or better yet, I wish I had the willpower not to use it recreationally.>>34881665I've thought about committing myself to volceldom. But then hope poisons me again
>>34881658>goes onlinethere was your mistake kekI'm posting here instead of sleeping rn, night guiz>>34881675quick mum get the camera!!111 hax0rz
I made a social faux pas. I need to kil myself now.
>>34881666You smell like sulphur
>>34881683I prefer the term brimstone
>>34881678>committing myself to volceldomI recommend, it's pretty dope>>34881678>I wish my job didn't require itI wish I had the time to go online at work kek>>34881576have some more soundtracks for real oneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDwBYG39-q0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZALYv0VYKJohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVxEwt55J-Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqbFi7hrP-Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_nNIxfYLU4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsmvX7FJHho
>something coming up tomorrow>lose all ability to sleep and have to stay up all nightWhy do I have to be miserable?
>>34881678>I've thought about committing myself to volceldom. But then hope poisons me againNobody said anything about being celibate. What i said was stop caring about what they say they want or what they think.
>>34881687>barbietrack 4 is the one i know lolll
>>34881688I'm doing the same ting but let's have some chamomile tea and sleep nite nite bruv, hope you catch some winks
If I have low testosterone as a man should I kill myself?
>>34881694you won't, and that's the funniest part about all of this.
I'm not a gooner. I don't want sex all the time. And the urge to have sex is just like any other urge- I have built the discipline to not give into the urge and as the urge is not met, it goes away.But if you ask me what I want in a *relationship* with women? Nothing but rough, pounding, coincidentally-make-her-walk-funny sex. I don't care to deal with her bs, try to meet her stupid fantasies, or anything else.Is that really wrong?
>>34881692yess you know it <3track 4 is so tuff>>34881694no that sounds lame, you got dis>>34881383>>34881696bro is hornyposting againjust get a fwb thenon my girlypop shii rn https://voca.ro/1mpSPYFNkiIJ
https://youtu.be/nlLgKBsJ4NQ
>>34881702this show was smth else
>>34881657Atogoids, when was the last time you put your differences aside and united with the opposite gender against the common enemy?
>>34881694Have you considered, perchance, raising your testosterone?
>>34881707How
Need to socialize with some females.
I flatter her
I flatten him.
>>34881715BV...
>>34881706Months ago
I do not deserve to live or be loved
>>34881717>>34881718Kek
>>34881719You deserve both. I love you anon.I want to see you live life to the fullest.
>>34881719gay
Femanons?
>>34881719No one does. It's a gift, not a salary.
>>34881725What
>>34881727Non-ugly femanons?*
Put the fries in the bag, chud.
I just started mewing I’m sorry God and those who told me to start doing it years ago I still don’t understand the suction though
>>34881727You have a name, you're not an anon
>>34881738You don't need to mew if you had a proper diet that consisted of actual real food that used your teeth, btw.
doctor diagnosed me with mental chillness... nice...
>>34881739>Borrowed into English around 1600 from Late Latin anonymus, from Ancient Greek ᾰ̓νώνῠμος (ănṓnŭmos, “without name”), from ᾰ̓ν- (ăn-, “un-”) with ὄνῠμᾰ (ónŭmă), Aeolic and Doric dialectal form of ὄνομᾰ (ónomă, “name”). English equivalent anonym + -ous, its full etymology being an- + -onym + -ous.That's a good point, actually
>>34881719same, but you don't deserve to die young either, so we better get to work
>>34881741I did and I didn’t I don’t have any breathing issues but I want to do it for prevention and to fix my eye bags
>>34881731>>34881739>>34881750Ok, die alone
Oink oink oink
>>34881760How would mewing fix your eye bags
>>34881763Stink stink stink
I hate cowards. Does this make me unlikeable?
>>34881761That's not up to you
>>34881767Yes.
>finally look up what scorn meansWomen why do you scorn so often and so strongly?
>>34881771I'll just have to be unlikeable then. Cowards will be hated.
Any white girls itt?
>>34881767Indiscriminately? Perhaps. Some cowardice is simply common sense, and it correlates with higher intelligence and survival skills. Sometimes it's even mercy, if you are afraid to kill someone.
>>34881778if that's what you believe, then that's what you believe.
tier listS+ tier: White menS tier: non-white womenA tier: non-white menF tier: white womenDo you agree?
American anons. Can you go look at lake Ontario on Google maps and tell me what it says
>>34881785No
>>34881783Doctor Who taught me that
>>34881785Yeah. Calling them white women is an insult to whiteness
Is it true that zoomers don't know how to talk
>>34881786Can the president just say "It's Lake America now" and that's it? Is there not some kind of procedure that has to be gone through?
>>34881768Yes it is.
>>34881794He signed the paper. He held it up for the camera. He has decreed
>>34881779BlueValkyrie is 40 and weighs 400lbs.
I've been having malaise lately don't know what to do about it
>>34881801See a doctor? What are your symptoms?
going insane, lol.Coming to the realization that my recent spending spree last week was probably my brain's last attempt at keeping dopamine balance.crashing out.need some socialization with a lonely femcel.
she said my outfit was cute today? does that mean she likes me?
>>34881786
>>34881765Raise my cheek bones or something
>>34881790From my observations at least working in a schoolMost of them have strong literacy skills and vocabulary, as they read a lot of stuff online and around them. They're able to express eloquently where they want toConversely, a lot of them lack social skills and experience (especially after COVID) and don't know how to organically play and banter with one another without guidance. I've seen kids texting each other while sitting together instead of just speaking to each other, or just sitting together doing nothing if they're not on their phonesThey do have the capacity to socialise and express themselves, some of them just haven't had enough opportunity and guidance
>>34881808Wild
>>34881779Yea what
>>34881810That's now how it works. They're cheekBONES, they don't move.
>>34881814Omg hi
>>34881814are you single?
Asking earlier in the night for hopefully some responses.A girl I met online is coming to visit me. I'm going to pay for the hotel/airbnb, haven't decided on which. A friend told me airbnbs are more expensive than hotels now. But the hotel/airbnb and food and such is what I am paying for. But does she pay for the airfare? I've never met someone from another state and online before. All my relationships have been irl. Any advice? Idk how this works.
My planet or yours?
>>34881820They plant cameras in Airbnb's to watch you while you shower
>>34881825hot
>>34881826They must get a lot of fat and balding dude's assholes if they're always watching
>>34881825Do they really?
WomenHave you ever cried during sex?
>>34881823My planet blew up, you heartless bastard!
>>34881828No bullshit
>>34881827yeah but the thought of someone spying on me makes me horny
>>34881835Gay
Anon what do you want to do this fall?
>>34881783I strongly disagree. >>34881788Cowards always need to rationalize their cowardice.
>>34881840I'm going to watch movies with my foid :3
>>34881840Be murdered in combat
They don't tell you this on the box, but Ikea furniture requires that you have a wife.
He died as he lived
>>34881844What happened to the stylized people with the funny noses
>>34881844What is it a new bed frame?
>>34881848He finally upgraded from the mattress on the floor
>>34881795>didn't die alone yetLooks like it was indeed not up to you
You have no idea how good she fucks
>>34881851I haven't done the magic yet. Busy watching >him fail at rocket league.
>>34881841Why are you afraid of rationalization, coward?
>>34881854>I haven't done the magic yet.And you never will.
between all these social medias, x might be the least retarded
I don't like myself very much. And I guess, let's just say...nobody else wouold either. :^)
>>34881861>>>/x/I still think those guys are wacky, tho
why are fifa soundtracks so kino?
>>34881849Let me in while we get rain the next three days. Also remind me to pull out the cold weather blankets some time this week.
>>34881800That cannot be fucking true
>>34881871Shes like 30 and weighs 200
>>34881871It's not.
>>34881872I don't know what to believe anymore>>34881873I know I shouldn't ask but what are the real specs
>>34881871>>34881872She has been around forever and has a child. She once made a "joke" to MKG that if they hit their 50s, they will just tell anons that they're always 45.
>>34881878Everybody here is old and with child
>>34881875>>34881872Roughly that, and 1/3 of my weight is my ass.
>>34881878No that was either cheswick or cw/birdy (not birdanonette?)
>>34881864>>>>/x/I think those guys are onto something
>>34881871>>34881872She weighs around 234 lbs (106 kg), actually(This means she is still class 1 obese unless she is around 190 cm tall, though.)
>>34881875It doesn't really matter, anon, does it? Since none of us are doing ANYTHING with each other's bodies here. BV (and all others) stand on the merits of their posts alone. IMHO, hers are usually low IQ, but w/e
>>34881885>picIt’s kind of endearing that she can be funny once in a blue moon.
>>34880379> they'll go mask off Explain?
>>34881829Yeah>>34881881Aren't you in your late 30s? I thought you were a couple years older than JH?
>>34881872She's closer to 250 nowadays
>>34881893Women, thoughts on being ugly?
>>34881888There wasn't even a joke there
>>34881820Hotel.Air bnbs are annoying now they have weird rules and extra fees.
>>348818794chan is a retirement home at this point, but they all pretend to be in their early 30s to not appear old.
>>34881895Kids reacting like she’s a story book character. My first thought was that it’s self-depricating, like she’s from hansel and gretel.
>>34881885>BV as a storybook characterI can imagine that
>>34881894Are you asking me what I think of ugly people or are you asking how I feel about being ugly? Idk how these people are just able to stare at a ring light for so long like that.
>>34881894>Women, thoughts on being ugly?Must suck. Wouldn't know anything about that, though.
>>34881899>she’s from hansel and gretel.Kek, that works too
>>34881899>>34881900>>34881905She makes me think of Ursula
>>34881893GYATT damn
>>34881904But you're brown, not white. You must know something about it.
how much brown rice could an atoga anon consume in one sitting?
>>34881893So sundamaged goods
>>34881911Better than being fatdamaged
>>34881910subtle fat fetishist post
Is it weird that my ideal man is a 3-4" chad? How do I find guys like this?
>>34881916nu uh
>>34881910I prefer white rice but the answer is still the same - too much.
>>34881912*farts on this post*
Women why the fuck do you vaguepost on social media instead of just reaching out to me directly?
>>34881919white and brown rice taste the same and have the same texture and size tho brown riceis better for u i think
How the FUCK should I know?
>>34881919I prefer that race toorice*
*hits crack pipe*Yep, it's /atoga/ time.
>>34881922>white and brown rice taste the same and have the same texture and size thoThat part is simply bullshit
>>34881928i have tasted both, they have no difference
>>34881911Someone's jealous, lol
>>34881922>>34881928>>34881931Ugh you guys are making me want chipotle and they're like closed.
>>34881931Your taste buds are broken.This is not a flex this is a trashy trait.
>>34881931How the hell do you think one can be better for you if they're completely identical
>>34881932Not jealous of skin cancer
>>34881935i never said they are identical in macros
>>34881920That's what gorging on all that junk food does to you>>34875953
>>34881937So you think one is just better for you and one is shit and we eat the one that's shit despite it being completely identical in taste and texture to the other kind
>>34881938I'm skipping corn now.
i wanna pat moid on his head
>>34881939stop harassing me
>>34881941I want to play with a moids hair and call him my angel.
>>34881936You're a walking lump of fat, you're not even human>>34881941>>34881943Wrong thread
