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>>34955878>>34955856Ok yeah hol up how the FUCK do you have a house on mortgage with only autism bucks
hellooo
>>34955874Jesus christ, Senko put on some proper clothes.
>>34955874Sus image
>>34955880It was a cheap house and my mortgage repayments are only 400 a week. I worked for a year and burned out big time which helped me save up for the deposit.
>>34955859>Things I would do for mjy [sic] career woman girlboss wife if I was a SAHHThis is what I'm gunning for. Let's see what I agree with>eat her pussy every day after she gets home from work>Hell yeah>bring her lunch with love letters>uh, no that's pretty gay and I'd embarrass her by showing up to her workplace>make dinnerHell yeah>runs baths for heruh, okay?>build a massive gardenFuck yeah and give her flowersMeh>clean her dirty clothes (after using them to jerk off)I'd be washing mine too so that works out>play pranks on herlolwut?You're getting cheated on/10
>>34955874furfags get the rope
>>34955887>400 a week>autismbucksThat didn't clear up anything at all
what's your autistic trait?
>>34955891that's not even fully a furry, but i get what you mean
>>34955894Having autism/aspergersAs for an actual trait ehh, kinda faked it till I made it, I guess I do get autistic obsessed over things for short periods of time and I cannot get out of this one.
>>34955894I gotta tryhard at everything
>>34955893I get 1400 a fortnight, after 800 for mortgage and about 200 for groceries that leaves me with 400 a fortnight to spend on stuff. I dont use that much water or electricity so my finances are fine.>>34955894Being autistic! Umm mainly sensory stuff for me.
>>34955901>I get 1400 a fortnightwhat the fuckeven with autism girls live on ez mode
>>34955894Being a complete fucking retard
the penor expansion series
>>34955891
>>34955905The extended edition
>>34955894Being a complete NEET failure of a human being. I just want a job yet no one will hire me and I'm too cowardly to kill myself.
State your sex and your biggest nerf (don't mention :looks" unless you're a chemical burn victim)MaleI think I have Oppositional Defiant Disorder, but not the type that makes you cool, the version that makes no one like you and you like no one back>>34955894Being straight, but not being able to find women all that attractive despite being attracted to the idea of them. Whenever they confront me IRL I can't seem to care. I can only get it up for drawings :/
>>34955901Wtf that's like 3x what you get on American neetbux.Like I'm pretty sure they give you just enough to feel like you should be able to make it work but really they just want you to kill yourself.
>>34955910MHormone deficiency
>>34955894Genuinely being on the spectrum my main trait is getting overwhelmed in big loud crowds.
>>34955910M, anxiety problems and now health issues
>>34955912Which one? I get my bloodwork done regularly. I have good amounts of everything and my test levels are slightly high.
>>34955916HGH when I was growing up and testosterone
What are you most ashamed of?What are your biggest disappointments in yourself?
>>34955910MaleHead to head race between insecurity and having a really hard time just locking the fuck in and getting stuff done.
>>34955910F, autism and also a few other disorders including ADHD..>>34955911its pretty OK, I feel like I can at least live even if I can't really afford to do much. Its still below minimum wage.
>>34955924>Its still below minimum wage.Minimum wage doesn't apply when you're literally doing nothing, there's basically no expenses so the wage is significantly higher than someone working for actual minimum wage, hence why you can pay a fucking house.
>>34955926just one slice and i'm good
>>34955894>>34955910I struggle with communication and overthink everything pertaining to it. Basic interactions like saying happy birthday to family and friends are scary because I think, "what if I'm getting the date wrong?" "what if they don't want to hear from me?">>34955918Having a degree and not putting it to use. I feel like everybody had such high hopes for me growing up and I completely failed all of them. It's bad enough that I had to get a pep talk in a dream about it.
>>34955894i am stubborn and cant let go of things
>>34955910Mdefinitely my shit social skills. The amount of opportunities i missed in life because of being shy and awkward is so depressing
Thinking of pressing my weight against her again
>>34955917>HGHI've never used fluoride toothpaste so my pineal gland isnt calcified. I pretty much only use glass, ceramic, and steel so my microplastic dosage is low. The only vaccines I've taken are MMR and TDAP, both when I was much older and consented to it. I don't have Wi-fi and my main cell device stays off and away from me most of the day so it isn't radiation. Most of my food is grown by myself or bought from farmers I know have clean farms, so I doubt it's anything in there. >Testosterone Well that's already high soMaybe I'm just depressed or something stupid like that.
>>34955933Who
Why are there so many lesbians in this thread?
>>34955934He was saying that my HGH and Test might be the cause of my fucked up mental state and I'm giving a list of things that make that not likely. I'm expecting anon to pick holes in it so we can both come to a conclusion and make use of the bandwidth wasted on this godforsaken imageboard>>34955935you have that effect on women
>>34955910Probably the CPTSD, but it's saved my life more than it's hurt. I probably have sleep issues that I'm unaware about, but c'est la vie.
hello from last threadi'm looking for a gio scotti lookalike femanon in atoga. i think this is the right place
>>34955939It is not. Shoo.
>>34955939Only gay guys like her.
>>34955937>State your sex and your biggest nerfNobody asked about your pol larp
>>34955939Nigga where do you think you are Also >>>/soc/
>>34955941you must like her then >>34955940why not?
>>34955939Her mouth and lips looks like she has fucked up teeth.
>>34955924what country are you from?
>>34955942what the fuck are you talking about?
>>34955948i think anon replied to the wrong post
>>34955945she literally has the most perfect smile. i wish i had a smile like that
>>34955948Are you retarded? Op asked anons what their flaws are. Anon answered his question. Then you started expositing shit that nobody asked for.
>>34955944We don't have any of those.
>>34955951Gay lol
>>34955939i dont get the point of this. even if there is some femanon here who looks like her, what's gonna happen? you think she is gonna let you fuck her?
>>34955952Follow the reply chain you gigantic dumbass>answered his questionIt isn't an answer if it doesn't answer anything. Learn how to read>Then you started expositing shit that nobody asked forDo you know what thread you are in? I'm talking about the lifestyle things I know are related to HGH. What's your deal? What has made you so virulently angry? Do you want some Lexapro or something?
Women, what are you doing where a man that wants to meet a girl to seriously date and eventually marry could meet you?Dating apps? Walking around on the street hoping a dude talks to you? Going to meetups? Hanging out at bars? Some kind of speed dating shit?>t. mid 30s guy who already went to grad school and moved far away from any friends/family for work so school or mutual friends are not options
>>34955957The question was >State your sex and your biggest nerfAnd he answered >Hormone deficiencyHe did not say "you have a hormone deficiency". Seems like you have a gray matter deficiency though
>>34955939>smokerFucking garbage
>>34955953so what am i supposed to do? i love gio, i need her>>34955954if this isn't the most ethereal beauty you've ever seen.....idk what to tell you man
>>34955935You're turning them gay.
>>34955962NTA (either of them) but that gif made me feel a very strong revulsion
>>34955935Lots of you guys are lesbian fuel with how insufferable your personalities are.
>>34955962Generic taste, get in line with everyone else who spams her pics
>>34955959damn, you're probably right on that. My bad for combining a question and an answer, but also his bad for not quoting what he was replying to and making things confusing>inb4 "no one would be confused by blah blah blah"
Is it possible to get a clown gf irl? Are there clown collages I could hang out near or something?
So, femanons, how are we going to get rapist disorder, child abuser disorder, stalker disorder, and domestic abuser disorder into the DSM?
>>34955928Maybe it’s time to end it?
>>34955962this is her bf, the man who popped her maidenhood. sorry, bro.
>>34955977And how do we make all treatments for said disorders into chemical castration?
>>34955969Unexpected measured response wtf
>>34955978What a strange reply. But nope.
How do I meet a gurl?
>>34955979NTA. I look kind of like him, so this is a white pill (still a manlet though)
>>34955965so do lots of gay men as well>>34955968ok
a life where all moids were round cat-boys anthromorphs.. i crave it so badly
>>34955910MOCD
>>34955989Yes, gay men are revolting too
>>34955993https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irlz5iCc5NM
>>34955944Did this nigga call himself gay
>>34955981hey, when you're wrong you're wrong. There isn't much else to do besides acknowledge it and move on.
>>34955980MThose are mostly already covered by cluster B personality disorders, although stalking can be a schizophrenic thing as well. I don't think the DSM-IV should've removed Sadistic Personality Disorder though.
>>34955983
>>34956000i did not>>34955994you guys are no help. all i wanted was my gio lookalike. am i not allowed to dream?
>>34956008Who is stopping you? I just think you're a gay nigga
>>34956008>Only gay guys like her>You must like her then (agreeing)>Also likes her You ain't beating the allegations bro
>>34955966Not me, I'm super nice.
>>34955935Too many men are fat and balding
MMy new trash pickup lady is super cute. Women like her should not be allowed to pickup my trash, what if she's going through it!? How do I tell city officials this is not okay?
>>34956016She probably does heroin
>>34955935the cutie, straight, normie women are currently getting pounded by their bfs while the lonely, autistic (lesbian) women are on atoga
>>34955977>how are we going to get rapist disorder, child abuser disorder, stalker disorder, and domestic abuser disorder into the DSM?I don't think being a man is a mental illness, though it is terminal.
>>34955992at that point just add men touching hands as well
Women Do you think men are apes?
hey foid
>>34955935They're lesbians (male)Real lesbians are busy getting laid
>>34956010i was just talking shit. i'm like the straightest man alive>>34956009it's hard finding someone like her in real life
>>34956025Don't be afraidCome with me andSuck my asshole dry
>>34956019it's funny how common the idea of "women are currently getting pounded by their bfs" is itt, or maybe it's just one anon>>34956024it's a coin toss
imagine if atoga femanon (me) and atoga manon had our first kiss rn
>>34956027>i'm like the straightest man alive>Lists after the towel boy
>>34956028that song was also my first thought when seeing that post
>>34956031Go back to posting about fat dudes
>>34956029How else do you explain the disappearance of femanons on the weekend and their reappeance on monday
>>34956034u guys get mad at me when i do that :/
>>34956035are you sure that's really happening??
>>34956036Yeah but this is somehow more embarrassing
>>34956030You could’ve gone in and joined in.
>>34956039whats embarassing and love~
>>34956024Technically yeah humans are apes
>>34956028gross I don't want foids to suck my asshole
>>34956021I've been on the receiving end of all of those, while not committing any. (Ok, I stalked my ex's Facebook a little).
>>34956032just say she is not your type man. For me she is the prettiest girl on the entire fucking planet
>>34956029>maybe it's just one anonit's just that one very cucked anon
>>34956026The lesbians (male) are the ones doing the impregnating.
Oh the misery~Every single foid is my enemy~
I caved and made a hinge because I realized non of my hobbies lets me meet women.I surprisingly got some matches already and theyre all out of my league in terms of looks and accomplishments.I am not even anything remarkable. I am like 5'10 guy with regular wagie job and not fat.
>>34956030You should've joined in for a drink.
>>34956031depends on how hot you are. i only bang 9s and 10s.
>>34956024>Do you think men are apes?Humans are quite literally apes.>>34956046That can't be true. Only men can be perpetrators and only women can be victims. You think random women on the internet would lie to me?
>>34956036Anons went to the mat for you yesterday over this
>>34956038I don't have uno so go fuck off
>>34955925As soon as I get a job it nukes my payments, so its a tricky situation to be in. This includes my pharmacy benefits and that sort of thing. I think its called the welfare cliff.>>34955947Australia.
>>34956037Look around
>>34956037ntawhat else are normie goodlooking women gonna do right now? atleast 70,80% of women alive rn are getting fucked, it's the weekend
>>34956048lmfao>>34956031you end up kissing entj (i don't even know if he's around anymore)
>>34956038Perhaps
>>34956055lol i saw that, i think they were just upset at her for her attitude and it was less abt them supporting me
>>34956060NtaI feel like you guys say this just to try and make me feel bad
>>34956059i don't believe you>>34956060things other than only being fucked
>>34955894Weak social skills besides knowing how to be polite and unobtrusive.>>34955910MaleSee above. I don't want to deal with the social mindfield of creeping people out, so it's much easier for me to just keep my distance, especially with women.
>>34956051Buy an ad
>>34956037ThisLiterally what femanon is not present and accounted for on weekends other than JH?>>34956061ENTJ eloped with myao
>>34956054You must recite the Clancene Creed if you doubt this truth.>Lindsay Clancy... you are a fucking hero, you are divine feminine rising… you are goddess incarnate woman... You are an inspiration... fuck patriarchy"
>>34956031post feminine benis :DDDD
men wwyd if a girl reached under ur shirt to grab ahold of ur love handles
>>34956074I don't have love handles anymore you dumb cunt
>>34956074I'd be confused since I don't have those
>>34956062it would genuinely be over>>34956069i wonder why their favorite femanon is JH>ENTJ eloped with myaoew
>>34956074Punch her in the face and possibly kill her
>>34956075>anymoreonce a fat boy always a fat boy
PSA:I'm describing some therapy shit to a LLM thinking model with TEE and it's knocking it out of the park. If you're looking for a private model for this sort of thing, GLM 5.3 Thinking is pretty good; it will get technical and very specific with you if you prompt it right and are objective.
>>34956075>anymoreLmao
>>34956074slap her ass then kiss her
>>34956079>>34956081I worked my ass of to get RIPPED I ain't letting a foid slander me like that.
>>34956075>>34956076don't lie to yourselves.
>>34956080which retarded ai do I talk to about my relationship problems and not immediately just doing/following whatever I say
>>34956075How are the stretch marks?
>>34956083She could grab your loose skin instead
>>34956067>Weak social skills besides knowing how to be politeHey I'm like you
>>34956088the only thing sadder than a skinny guy is a skinny guy with loose skin
>>34956086I was never that fat just a little bit chubby, and once you start getting muscles you get those anyways unless you're extremely diligent.
>>34956074I would probably make a surprised noise then start enjoying it without being a creep. It depends how warm are your hands?
someone tell me to chill the fuck out
>>34956038Me
>>34956094Legitimate crash out 2bh
>>34956094Go APESHIT
>>34956094You should have some water and a little snack.
>>34956065nope. it's the god damn reality. we often forget most people are NORMAL, have relationships and shit and are fucking on the regular. autistic awkward weirdo people are a very small minority
>>34956101>autistic awkward weirdo people are a very small minorityZoomers are genuinely not getting laid.
girl i like rn follows some random muscular, tall middle eastern chad and he is a doctor too apparently. it's so over for me
>>34956077I'm a cuck, and JH is too subby to be my type.
>>34956102Zoomer girliepops are
>>34956102you sure? then how come all these zoomer women have such high bodycounts now? who is fucking all these women?
>>34956106With boomers and millennials, not zoomers.
I've posted here a bunch of times over the last month or two. I wanted to ask my coworker out, but she usually works from a different location and I don't get to see her very often. I was waiting for like two months, but I never bumped into her. Eventually, against all of your advice, I just said "fuck it" and reached out to her via our company's IM service. To my (genuine and unironic) shock and surprise, she actually said she wanted to see me. She gave me her phone number and we're going to be planning a date soon. so basically fuck all of you, your advice sucks, eat shit.
>>34956101Yeah you're for sure doing this on purpose
>>34956103You can eat her pussy, though. He can't because it's haram.
mouth feel is very important to me when I eat something
>>34956110Have fun with HR
>>34956085Any MoE model with a decently sized tokenbase will argue with itself enough to not just agree with you. GLM is MoE
hi.
Does adrenaline actually help if you're wounded like in games/movies?
>>34956110how are you so sure she isn't gonna flake? come back when you smash, until then you're just a jester to her
>>34956116hi are you a man or a foid?
>>34956117It can make you temporarily ignore pain and escape from danger.
>>34956117yes and it makes you bleed less as well, vasoconstriction or something
state gender and tell me why saving yourself for marriage is a good idea or a bad idea
>>34956119im a ghost.
>>34956117Yes. Truth in television. It dulls the pain response. I saw a video the other day where a guy was part of big car crash, and they advised him to go with the paramedics even though he felt fine, because he might have had serious injuries that he just wasn't feeling.
Tonight I spent $113 on a bikini livestream. What do you girls think of that?
I'm kinda horny, women am I allowed to touch my penis?
>>34956122maleI think it's a bad idea for a male, kinda bad idea for a woman.
>>34956125JESUS CHRIST
>>34956126no, it should stay locked up
>>34956125I make almost $150k/yr and I seriously contemplated spending $40 on a random item today. I'm frugal af, would never pay for that kind of content.
>>34956125How guilty do you feel already
>>34956125Man just go watch some fucking porn
>>34956121It can exacerbate internal bleeding, tho. That's how Sam Kinison went out.
>>34956122Lower chance of divorce, higher marital satisfaction.
>>34956117Briefly.Whenever I wake up from fainting I always pop up like "okay nothing to see here everything is completely normal and cool I feel great what are you talking about? I'm gonna jog a lap around the block and order a pizza anybody want anything?" But I don't do that I end up having to sit down again for 15 minutes. I imagine it's similar to the way an animal who just got clipped by a car feels. Enough energy to get out of the road but then it's forever nap time.
>>34956135code monkey
>>34956125MI'm glad I'm not (You), anon.
>>34956122it's a bad idea because men need to fuck a couple of stacies before settling down to get it out of their system. if you marry the first girl you date chances of you not being happy are high. she will get fat and become ugly too after the first pregnancy then what? you'll regret your entire life that you never got to taste a stacy
>>34956110Jackass, every last one of us has been telling you to ask her out. The only thing said the most recent time was to not literally ask her out on a date using the company email.
>>34956074Panic
i have 2 different heart beats rn
>>34956110Happy for you :)
>>34956134>head had smashed the windshield, because he was not wearing his seat beltwhat a moron
>>34956122MaleIt's a good idea if you value monogamy, happiness, or general stability.Bad idea if your idea of fun is getting blackout drunk every night and not knowing what your dick was up to.
>>34956132Haven't cum yet so not guilty yet. I will soon though
>>34956129Um that would hurt I think
>>34956133She moaned my name for $40
>>34956152Grab the porn, run it through ai and you get the same result for free
wish i was balls deep in her rather than browsing atoga rn. fuck my life
>>34956152Ai would’ve done that for free.
>>34956096Oooof
>>34956152Humiliation kink? Why would you admit here to paying for that
>>34956066We've got you, bv (loser), fatshitter (shut-in loser), and the spinster who takes care of the demented old woman
>>34956144That ain't good
>>34956134He hit his head so hard he started talking to God, I don't think he was gonna make it.
>>34956137Why are you fainting?
>>34956080>Therapists are bullshit, they just tell you what you want to hear >I'll talk to a program that was precision designed to tell you what you want to hear instead
>>34956125You spent $113 on ecchi. You get one official fag card.
>>34956159Holy shit, fatshitter is a good name for her
>>34956161Yeah, but getting up and moving around when your insides are bleeding will kill you faster. He likely wouldn't have lived with a severed aorta, but he wouldn't have died so fast.
>>34956162Doctor said it was vasovagal syncope. My blood pressure drops real fast and so do I lol. It's usually triggered by pain. The first time I passed out in a bathroom stall in high school because of probably the worst period I've ever had.
>>34956164One costs 100 dollars an hour and will argue about how its right, one costs three cents and will verify what it's thinking before applying everything you've said logically.Why would I discuss human problems with an equally feeble human? At least one of us should be cold and calculating. This model specifically also has the ability to reference everything at once and argue with itself over what is right. I wouldn't use GPT for this LOL
>>34956155You would be cumming in 2 seconds, realized that you two have nothing in common and it it would be better to be in front a pc playing some brainrot game. Nothing more disappointing than reality
>>34956172It doesn't "argue" with itself, if you tell it you don't like it's answer in one way or another it'll just give you one you like
>went to a strip club>talk to an 8/10 Ukrainian girl for a bit>apparently we have the same life goals>get a few dances from her>shes complimenting me nonstop and i dont really pay attention to it because its her job>she gives me her number so that we can meet outside the club>i ask her how much she charges for outside the club stuff>she looks a bit offended and says that she wont charge for that, its her personal life and she just wants to get drinks and see where it goeswait is she actually into me or just planning on fucking a green card out of me?
>>34956176There's no fucking way you're asking us right now if a stripper is into you
men how would u feel if u staarted talking to a girl and foundout she kept like a sort of document/notes app page of info abt u, both big and small stuff
>>34956176.........
>>34956178Some people here are quite naive
>>34956176Go for it, but I would have said the "How much do you charge" line was a joke. Ukrainians don't have senses of humor, so she would have believed you.
>life gets better>don't feel like posting here>life gets worse>feel like posting here
>>34956179Fuck off
>>34956175>It doesn't "argue" with itselfIt's a mixture of experts model. It literally does this.>if you tell it you don't like it's answer in one way or anotherYou correct its assumptions, just like with real people who make bad assumptions.Again, you have to be objective with these things. Some models are less patronizing than others, but you need to test them to know. GPT 6.0 is really bad with this and needs to be corrected a lot, even on output it generates wholly by itself. MoE FTW in my books
>>34956178You'd be surprised. They're normal people.
>>34956179Adorable! I'd want to see it but probably wouldn't be allowed to
>>34956179Kind of scared.
[spoiler]stripper bf[/spoiler]
>>34956176Congratulations. You’re just one nut away from your own personal “so, i got a stripper pregnant” story.
>>34956125Haha, that's cool man. You're not a hipster.
>>34956190They're all gay
>>34956186It doesn't do shit lol go argue with your computer from the opposite perspective or from something you don't agree with, it won't come to the same conclusion it'll "argue with itself" and do some gymnastics into whatever direction you nudged it. It can't look through you or past your biases it takes whatever you tell it at face value. Don't go to therapy if you don't want to but don't think this thing is anything more than a fancy toy.
MenTell me the last time you cried
>>34956176You are not only a degenerate but a colossal moron
>>34956179Cute if it was just about me.Disturbing if she did that to a bunch of people she knows.
>>34956196I don't cry because I'm not a pussy
>>34956201Gotcha you're a badass 13 year old.
>>34956196When my Grandma died. That was quite a while ago, at least 5 years.
>>34956195something tells me you don't know what you're talking about and are about to rail against data centers or something like that.>It can't look through you or past your biases it takes whatever you tell it at face valueThis context has done that several times already, putting together pieces that I haven't. Some of its conclusions are less plausible than others, but they can all be worked and at least taken into light consideration. I'm a pretty objective person as it stands so it works for me. For someone as emotional as yourself, IDK man.
Project Hail Mary when the alien guy almost died to save Ryan Gosling's character.Idk if i cried but i had the lump in my throat
>>34956187NTA. I'm not one of those who claims women are chad only, but strippers definitely are. Only guy I know who has dated one is a 6'5 infantry Marine
>>34956204I just know that it's fucking stupid and so are you for falling for it. "I'm a pretty objective person" of course you think all this lol
>>34956210Damn, I was right on the nose. Again.
men dont like guns
>>34956196I know better than to talk about my tears with a woman.
What's up with those foids whose fridge only has drinks because they doordash every meal?
>>34956211And so was I, you're way too far up your own ass to think you could ever be wrong and your yes man chatgpt only fuels your narcissism
>>34956214I've met more men like that than women t b h
>>34956212>t. Fed trying to get us to list ours.
>>34956217This guy meeting men.
>>34956196When I was driving to work yesterday and heard a song I really liked. I typically only cry when emotions are high, not when I'm sad>>34956215A woman always needs the last word, doesn't she?>>34956217stop trying to avoid the wordfilter you gigantic faggot
>>34956208Less that they're chad only and more that knuckleheads date them >Only guy I know who has dated one is a Marine...
>>34956196Few weeks ago, I was thinking about my childhood cats who I last saw about a decade ago (when I had to move out). It seemed profoundly sad that they grew up along with me, and then I disappeared from their lives, and of course they died in the meantime. I wondered if they ever missed me.
>>34956220>womanThis is what I mean, I'm not even a woman, you just make shit up and think you're right because you think you're so much smarter than you are
if given 10K if suceeded, could atoga moids for one whole week without cursing granted they are given one freebie? typing it out counts too
>>34956173NTAHave you been with a giga Stacy like that?
I have cum and I now feel guilty
>>34956220I've been avoiding the filters that way since before you were posting here buddy boy
>>34956228>I have cumWhose?
>>34956226If I can curse in my head, yeah.
>>34956229>I've been sucking cock for YEARS boy
If women take estrogen do they become gigastacies?
>>34956220You sound like a zoyboy tbqh
>>34956222Every single time you post I somehow lose more respect for you>crying over animalsEw
>>34955894Being eccentric, but easygoing.
>>34956233No, that's basically what birth control is.Funny thing is it makes them attracted to nice guys. Lol.
>>34956196About two years ago. I was going through some mental health shit, and I made a thread on /adv/ about it. Some person (I don't know who, but maybe a psychiatrist or a volunteer at mental health hotline or something like that) spent like two days just talking to me in that thread and managed to make me feel 1000% better.Thinking back, most of what they said was absolute trash, but if their goal was to just make me not want to blow my own head off for a while, they definitely succeeded.I'm pretty sure the thread is still up on the archive somewhere.
>>34956226Not a problem
>>34956234Fr famalam no cap
>>34956222Now I feel less bad about being a neet. At least I got to be with them their whole lives.
>>34956233No she'd get cancer or have an aneurysm
>>34956237Birth control comes loaded with other shit. I'm talking just estradiol or whatever the equivalent to pinning test would be
>>34956190Male strippers ALWAYS try to fuck their clients. They have no qualms about being homewreckers.>>34956208Not in my experience. Maybe high profile strippers in big areas, but most of them also do OF or escorting now.>>34956233No, estrogen is like testosterone. Guys get test and get stronger and more aggressive. Women get estrogen and get fat and depressed.
>>34956226What do you have against cursing
>>34956245>Male strippers ALWAYS try to fuck their clients.They wouldn't do it if it didn't work most of the time.
>>34956248nothng ijust like asking random hypotheticals to atoga moids
>>34956235We are animals too.
>>34956242Yeah. Circumstances didn't really allow for me to. It's a shame and I feel guilty.
>>34956196November 2021
>>34956249>They wouldn't do it if it didn't work most of the time.Getting a bunch of drunk women, who are also enablers, into one place pretty much guarantees it. Even worse though is that the strippers are usually the initiator in those situations. They're shameless and know there won't be consequences to their actions.
>>34956235Civil War veteran wrote the following>I dismounted and took the saddle from my noble horse, he lay down at once. I took the bit gently from his mouth, and when he lifted up his head in pain and tried to rub it against me in mute appeal for help, it seemed to me that tears were gathering in his eyes: it may be they were those in mine.
Do what the good dogs do
>>34956253Cute.
>>34956178why not? how do you explain what she said then?>>34956187this>>34956180use your words lil bro
>>34956173no way. if i got monica bellucci bro i would fuck her for hours. i dont care about having anything in common,
>>34956182it wasnt a joke lol. if we do end up meeting i guess its better to lie about it tho>>34956191impossible, im infertile>>34956197how come?
>>34956261It doesn't really matters what she says there's way too many red flags that I can't even put it into words, and the fact you're considering it puts serious doubts on your behavior and sense of self worth.
>>34955874M or FWhy does a bachelor/bachelorette party almost always put the soon to be married person in a situation to cheat on their S/O?"Last night of freedom" etc...
>>34956264>red flagssuch as?>considering itthe only things im considering are taking her out and getting to know her. and fucking her. im not gonna date her.
>>34956266>such as?Alright that's enough ATOGA for me tonight, have a good day sir.
>>34956265Is this something that actually happens or is this something you've seen in movies? How many people can you name/recall who have had this happen to them?
>>34956267but its 1am
>>34956263>it wasnt a joke lol.I know. You niggas are autistic.>>34956265>Why does a bachelor/bachelorette party almost always put the soon to be married person in a situation to cheat on their S/O?For some people, that's the point. I don't get it either.
>>34956265Because you’ve only ever heard about them or seen them on tv.
>>34956265Is your only experience with those kinds of parties movies?
>>34956260He and his sister were good to me. I'm just glad I got to spend 12 straight years with them, across four different homes. Still a bit wistful though.
>>34956253>>34956273>friend to catsMaybe you’re an okay fella sometimes after all
>>34955894I speak kind of singsongy and get attatched to objects.
men would u rather a gf who is terrible at communication and expect u to read her mind or a gf who is great at communication but very sensitive and cries easily
>>34956270>You niggas are autisticwhy are you saying that as if its not obvious? do you know where you are?
>>34956280the latter for sure
>>34956280>gf who is great at communication but very sensitive and cries easilyThis.
If I could be arsed my dream dress right now is a mini a line dress that either is fitted around my waist and flares at my hips or has some kind of tie on the back to cinch it and I like puff sleeves and those off the shoulders that hit right at the start of the slope of the shoulder and no polyester but that’s impossible so whatever
>>34956273I've never seen a tortie tabby mix before
>>34956277Women are so easy to manipulate I swear to godFake sob story + animal = instant affection
Ladies Post cute date night clothes or birthday wear
>>34956286pic?
>>34956280The latter
>>34956286I have too much penis to know what this means
men wwyd if u had a gf who bought u a small plush every single time u guys went out on a date
I <3 Sven.
I tried the GLM thing and it told me I was full of shit based on several other things I told it before. Cool
>>34956296Too much
>>34956299kek yeah it's so fucking aggressive for no reason
>>34956286We were just talking about dressmaker last thread
>>34956286Wym it exist it just costs $300
>>34956296I would cherish each of them and if we ever broke up I'd burn them in an empty metal trashcan
>>34956304dont take the divorce out on the kids.. >>34956300how many plushes are allowed before it becomes too muchmen are allowed to enjoy plushes too yk
>>34956289I kind of don't have any
>>34956296I'd stop taking her out on dates because I hate clutter.
>>34956290It doesn’t exist retard
>>34956296Cherish them and reciprocate. Plushies are good.>>34956304What did they do to deserve that?
>>34956289
>>34956280The latter. Crying and sensitivity are fine as long as she's able to talk it out.
How do you cope with giving your love only to end up not being chosen because of perceived non progress?
>>34956303Link it
>>34956286what
>>34956314:/
>>34956315I don't have a link but you realize you can custom order stuff right? I got a suit made to my measurements off etsy.
>>34956296Are they going to look at us while I plap her
>>34956296>had a gf who bought u a small plush every single time u guys went out on a dateprobably marry her.Little things like that mean a lot to me, so I'd fall for her very fast.I'd also do something similar for her
>>34956319Shut UPPPPOPPP
>>34956318What
do men actually find twerking/ lap dances hot?do men actually find maid dresses hot?do men actually find women in high heels hot?do men actually find virginity in a woman hot?
>>34956305>>34956309It's part of the healing process
>>34956308pic of something similar, retard>>34956325yes
>>34956325Men aren't a hivemind silly. There are some men who like all of those things, sure.
>>34956325KindaYesYes but I personally don't understand it and I'm into feet but thats more of a smellfag thing than it is a footfag thingIts more about the concept of being their first
Do you guys have a favorite short film? This one's mine.https://youtu.be/EmBr-DaOsF0
You are the cringest niggas I know
>>34956325>do men actually find twerking/ lap dances hot?If it's my girl yeah, but only then, otherwise the guy would fuck anything.>do men actually find maid dresses hot?Yeah, but for me it's always about the lingerie with the garters and stuff, pure sexo.>do men actually find women in high heels hot?Nah not really, like it's kinda hot but I rather her not fuck up her feet just for that.>do men actually find virginity in a woman hot?Most of the time yeah, it's an amazing test of character.Being with someone before is fine the problem is when you're a turbo whore.
>>34956325NoYesYesYes
>>34956322Why is paying someone to make it for you not an option why does it have to be off the rack? It'll fit better if it's custom anyway.
>>34956301it also told me I'm probably demisexual. What the fuck does that mean?
>>34956329>personally don't understand it and I'm into feetfoot fags hate heels most of the time
>>34956336Can confirm
>>34956328surely theres got to be at least one thing that all men like though, all hetero men i mean
>>34956325>do men actually find twerking/ lap dances hot?Not really, I certainly don't like twerking, which is weird becasue I am an ass man.>maid dressesOn dude's they're hot, on women, meh.>high heelsYeah, I like that full on fancy party look.>virginityIt's more like the thought of he fucking another dude is off putting.
>>34956339Nope, can't think of one.
>>34956339Yeah pussy
>>34956330The Snowman (1982)
>>34956334Give me $500
>>34956343Gay men exist, anon. Hell, I've even heard a number of straight men say they find pussy gross.
>>34956346You are completely retarded. Read nigger
>>34956339Probably hairDon't know any guys that like bald women>>34956346>Gay men existlean to read >>34956339>all hetero men i mean
>>34956347Hey, being illiterate is hard, be nice. My second point stands.
>>34956289No.
I miss her good nights
>>34956330MOff the top of my head the only one I can think of is Cargo. Way better as a short film than as a full movie
>>34956345You were complaining that it didn't exist not that it wasn't cheap. Buy it yourself or learn to sew like I did.
>>34956353I fucking hate you vague posters. Git!
>>34956348There are baldie threads all the time on /s/
>>34956357Do you guys all take turns asking each other why you're bald?
>>34956339We like women, I think
>Why are you bald?
i kinda want a bald bf, itd be nice to pet his head or prank him by doodling lil things on the back side of his head while he sleeps that he fails to notice all day
>>34956348Bald bitches are hot and have the bonus that they have a blank slate so they can have any type of hair
>>34956364>It'd be nice to constantly remind him of his insecurity Why are women evil?
>>34956366not all bald men are insecure about being bald..
>>34956353You'll get someone hotter than her some day.
>>34956366Skill issue
You guys ever notice that Asian women have baby noses? Like the shape is the same.
>>34956363
>>34956370Depends on the Asian, I like Asians but I also like big schnoozes (not jewish)
>>34956339surely theres got to be at least one thing that all women like though, all ivy league women i mean.
BV hates race mixing but is in love with a mixed race man.
>>34956375I think they like money more than men.
My horoscope is telling me to ask out my work crush.State GenderTell me about your crush
Women, why does your voice go up an octave when you talk to someone sometimes
>>34956378M I haven't had a crush since High School.
>>34956379It's a subconscious defensive reflex. They're afriad you'll rape them so they alter their voice to be more soothing, in an attempt to not set you off.
>>34956330"Unedited footage of a bear" comes to mindhttps://youtu.be/2gMjJNGg9Z8?si=PlWEnDqiKV8vUpEL
who was your first fap, guys? mine was that girl in gladiator 2000 that queen whatevr the fuck she was, holy fuck was she one fine ass woman
>>34956378MoidWas giving me hints for weeksAsked her out today, said she couldn't because she had bfI get home and shes messaging me and trying to be closer after rejecting me, after answering once and leaving her on read she starts doing other shit to get my attention like adding me to contacts so her photo shows on the app and suddenly always being online Why are you like this foids
>>34956376White passing is ok for me.I've dated two half whites.
>>34956378MaleShe's a tough challenge.
Women, thoughts on illegal sand theft and dredging?
>>34956379Nervous, customer service voice
>>34956384>who was your first fap, guys?Brett Rossi
Currently 24 weeks pregnant. For the past two months my boyfriend has become extremely horny and we fuck every night. Why is he more attracted to me now that I'm pregnant than he was before?
I had Claude analyze GLM's output and it instantly called me an autistic pedophile
>>34956378>him
>>34956378MI'm too old for crushes by this woman at the concession stand at the cinema is kinda cute.
>>34956392Pregnancy is hot and he can cum inside nonstop
>>34956392It's his fetish
>>34956393Was it right?
>>34956393What the fuck did you tell it
>>34956392Pregnancy glow is a real thing
>>34956378f i quite fancy this random brazilian reality tv show guy
>>34956378FLast time I had a crush was my now ex. Before that...I don't even know it was probably 10+ years ago.
>>34956402>Sergio Handjackoff
>>34956378charleen wiessi often cry when she pops up in my feed
>>34956399no, it made whack ass assumptions and whitewashed everything with "ASD possible" because I said people dissapoint me. GLM had some flowery language and its own weird assumptions (It's developed by the chinese prease understandu) but was a lot more useful>>34956400That I'm not emotionally or physically attracted to women past their mid twenties. To be fair, I didn't state that the attraction starts back up around age 40
>>34956401How does that translate to him becoming more horny?
>>34956392Never gonna forget about the time my youth pastor told us he thought his wife was hottest when she’s pregnant.I get it now but at the time it seemed like he just had a pregnancy fetish.
>>34956389It’s so over>>34956393What the fuck is GLM
>>34956407>people dissapoint meThat's literally everyone tf
So when will you kill yourself?
>>34956378MShe's smart, bossy, funny, beautiful, and has a great personality.
>>34956417I'm nevah gonna die.
So ladies, does this describe the man of your dreams?
>>34956421Faggot
men, do u really find it emasculating if u had to hold ur gf's purse for her if she needed u to
>>34956423Yes wtf, does she want me to wear heels and rock my hips when I walk while I'm at it? Tf
>>34956392He's attracted to the idea of you as a mother goddess. Pregnancy indicates the woman is fertile and men are naturally attracted to fertile women.
>>34956417Idk I tried to once and I keep thinking about it. Maybe in a month, maybe in 5 years, maybe never. It's comforting to have as an option is all.
>>34956424i can’t tell if ur being satire or not
>>34956417>>>/wsg/6242143This took me way too long to find. I really need to clean up my memes folder.
>>34956421I don't think so bud.
>>34956423No.
>>34956423No. I've had to hold many a purse in my lifetime. I don't care.
>>34956430Looks like a gay high schooler
>>34956434>He's such a baddie in >his earrings.
Girls, would you forgive a guy who spent a ton of money on a bikini livestream? Not while you're dating him. I just mean if he had that in his past and regretted it, would you forgive him and date him anyway?
>>34956438a fucking what?
>>34956438Only if it was $112 or less
>>34956438no he should be put to death !
seeing hot guys out in public but being too ugly to ever approach them is torture
>>34956439>>34956440>>34956441I feel so bad now
>>34956444And you should
>>34956444sorry i ididnt mean itu shouldnt give money to gross whoresjust jerk off to free porn <3
>>34956445I want to be a better man now
>>34956444that's one of those things you just don't mention
>>34956438This is the kind of thing you don't tell me
>>34956446I know. I just liked the interaction. It was very intoxicating to me tonight.>>34956448I'd feel like hiding it is wrong.
>>34956442Welcome to the man's world
>>34956423No lmao only insecure faggota act like that
>>34956447You will do it again
>>34956453stop being weirdwomen are allowed to have issues too
>>34956438I already answered this.
Women, do you ever intentionally put on a “cute” voice
>>34956456Don't pretend like you know the half of it
>>34956438We already called you retarded for this
>>34956459Sometimes
>>34956460i just said to stop being weird
>>34956455I know this is a possibility. Maybe interacting with real girls would help. I basically never get to do that. I think it's negatively impacting me. Though obviously, that's not a good excuse.
>>34956463You could get any man you want your perceived ugliness is in your head
>>34956466ur so annoying stop talking
>>34956467You will never be a truecel
>>34956417My depression has been in remission for almost 10 years now, so probably never.
>>34956459It's usually more that I'm trying to intentionally sound excited because I have autism voice
>>34956470Post voca
Do women really?
>>34956472too many words
>>34956408Breasts swell, skin flushes, maybe pheromones
>>34956471No
>>34956472Do what
>>34956475Why not
>>34956325No.No.Sometimes.Yes.
>>34956477I don't want to
>>34956479But that's disappointing
>>34956384>who was your first fap, guys? mine was that girl in gladiator 2000 that queen whatevr the fuck she was, holy fuck was she one fine ass womanWhoever these women are https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L0zE8S6NY8g
do any manons here have a country or southern accent?
>>34956482I'm dyin in this fucked up country ass town
>>34956482Apparently i sound like rusty from true detective
>>34956482No. Southern wales maybe
>>34956480c'est la vie
>>34956482https://voca.ro/1c0G8pv44bFd
>>34956484hot.............. so hot
>>34956476Eat salads in public to show off.
>>34956488Fake fuck
>>34956488i detect an imposter accent (=_=)real southern accent having anons come redeem urselves pls
>>34956491No. I eat salads in private because I like some salads.
>>34956489It can be annoying living on the east coast because everyone assumes I'm racist or dumb.
>>34956495You're prob both
>>34956495can we get a voca pretty pls
>>34956492>>34956493https://voca.ro/1n0DR49WuWEn
>>34956498ur real accent sounds like u have a furry femboy persona
If the average man is told that if he got fit and worked out, he'd become insanely hot, he'd be happy and motivated to work on it. If you tell the same to the average woman she'd get offended. Why is that?
>>34956499Fuck you too.
>>34956501>he'd be happy and motivated to work on itNigga they work out for a month and stop because they're fat lazy fucks
>>34956472>>34956491It's not to show off it's to falsify the impression that you are healthy and have adult taste buds. Sometimes it's because everything else sounds heartburn inducing, and then sometimes it's one of the 4 times a year my body is like "fuck I need vitamins" and I put beets and sprouts in it because it makes me feel fancy.
>>34956497No, I don't want people saving my voice.>>34956496It's really just Canadians and the French that I have problems with.
>>34956506:/ u tell me u have a hot voice then dont even post vocamodern men are such teases..
>>34956506Wait till he learns about French Canadians
>>34956495NtaYeah sorry. I don't assume but I do worry.
Why do you people bully me about my voice? I can't help how my voice sounds.
>>34956512Because it's gay
>>34956503Are you daft? I was clearly talking about the immediate reaction.
>>34956513What's wrong with that?
>>34956515So what, it doesn't count for shit
>>34956507Hey, you asked.>>34956508I actually met a Quebecois couple once and they weren't so bad. >>34956509Yeah, I know. At least I'll be back home soon.
>>34956516Don't make me bite my lip at you boy
tfw no bf to watch scary movie w me
>>34956472Allat
>>34956518>At least I'll be back home soon If it's any consolation your accent is attractive to us we're just trepidatious.
>>34956519What does that mean?
>>34956522Those two things seem to go together quite often.
more sketching just to lay some paint on a canvas, nothing much else.Foids, does a guy who likes painting making him more attractive or does he look like a deadbeat? how exacting is the average woman's criticism of art?
>>34956526Where are her hips and waist
>>34956526Why are you drawing little girls in swimsuits?
>>34956527can you get mad at the nonsensical shadows and poorly rendered legs instead?>>34956528why arent you?
>>34956482I've got a slight one yeah. Not straight-up cowboy, but I start excludin' the G from my -ings a lot.
>>34956532:0 voc?
you're not ugly femanonyou're just poor
What is it with black women and they wigs?
>>34956533It only comes out when I'm relaxed, and doing one of those would be very much not relaxing. Also I don't want to get whacked by the jannies. Sorry!I posted one ages ago, but no accent was discernible from how strained I sounded.
>>34956535Why would you do that?
>>34956482I have our countries equivalent to it
>>34956535Psychotic bait
>>34956538Jannies don't ban people for those anymore
Do /atoga/ femanons like shotas?
Remember this song? Look at the comments, it's a time capsule.https://youtu.be/fGdEHcP10DI
>>34956549fuck no
>>34956545Huh, you seem to be right, I see few of them among the deleted posts. It will be in consideration for the future. But right now it's bed time.G'night ATOGA!
>>34956499This is one of the meanest things I’ve seen a femanon say lmao
>>34956535Why does korean plastic surgery mog westoid surgery so hard?
>>34956549Yeah that pic is a male fantasy.
>>34956551Why not? They're cute and smol.
>>34956559i like cute men but not smol onesi also like my men a lil hairy
>>34956558I literally got it from a bio female shotacon's twitter page kek
>>34956560Give examples.
>>34956562of what
>>34956557Westoids have no sense of style or aesthetics>but what about the Greeks and Roman’s!Wrong
>>34956561>bio femalehttps://youtu.be/YSWMYnuOImg
>>34956563Cute hairy men.
>>34956565https://x.com/ktwagie
>>34956568
>>34956569Yeah, I'm not so sure about that. That's a nigga with an anime profile pic, it could be anyone.>>34956573ew
>>34956573Vile
>>34956574>>34956575ur just mad that he’s cuter than u..
>>34956574She has pics of herself
>>34956577AI
>>34956549No
>>34956576You have the taste of a gay man.
>>34956582gay men are notoriously fatphobic
>>34956583>Bears:
>>34956584the average gay man i mean
>>34956585the average gay man fuck anything
>>34956587same goes for hetero men too..
>>34956578She has pictures of herself before AI was a thing that normies could use. Just face it, little boy fuckers can be women too.
>>34956590Does she have pics of her pussy
>>34956592Just her bulge
Women, why are you so short?
>>34956596so i can have easy access to ur butt
>>34956597Please stay away from there
>>34956599u can’t stop me
>>34956596I'm not! I'm 180cm!
>>34956601He asked women
>>34956592>implying trannies can get a rack like this with HRT
>>34956604Idk how to tell you this bro
>>34956564>Wronghow so?
>>34956596>Women, why are you so short?The best things come in small packages. Plus, the world couldn't handle me if I was my sister's size.
>>34956605>female shoulders>massive boobs>no adam's appleCope. She's a real perverted shotacon woman.
>>34956604please choose another pic, this isnt helping you at all
>>34956603why are you do obsessed with trannies?
>>34956610Someone's sweating
>>34956600Sure I can, you are like 1,5 m
>>34956535ayy lmao
>>349566130_0howd u know
>>34956596I'm not tho
Are you grateful that God made you a wealthy White man in the United States of America, /atoga/? Cuz I sure am
>>34956617https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLg5POTvVzs
>>34956619https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omMpqbuyDdc
>>34956617God gave me the soul of some fucking turbonigger gigachad but then kneecapped me by making me under 5ft. Idk what he meant by this, I think he knew this timeline was gonna be buns so he just slashed me as a last ditch attempt to make me kms sooner or later and not waste too much time here.
>>34956616Are you over 175 cm?>>34956601Hot
>>34956622Under 5ft?
>>349566254ft11 to be precise
>>34956596I’m 181cm
I was in the middle of getting male attention on /soc/ when 4chan stopped working yesterday :(
>>34956596I'm 182cm
>>34956628>4ft11 white manhey :3
I haven't been on 4chan in a while and every time I return the captchas are more annoying to do.I live in NYC area so I guess its range banned now so I need to verify my email and do 3 long matching captchas. I still have to wait 30 seconds everytime I post here and do 3 captchas. I never get the captcha not required anymore...I wonder if this has affected traffic/usage. I personally don't feel like engaging in a thread as much as I used to. I know atoga has people that have been on this thread for years. Have you noticed threads being less busy/active?
>>34956629>>34956632Why are atoga femanons all so tall?Are you all troons?
>>34956636>I haven't been on 4chan in a whileIt resets if you haven't been on in a while or have a new IP. Which is dynamic in the states
>>34956637Nope, cis.
>>34956596I'm 183cm
Why would a Japanese girl this cute try to kill herself? Why didn't she let a guy to fix her?
>>34956641men's idea of fixng a woman is just using her for sex
>>34956633This better not be what I think it's about
>>34956639Okay then it is hot
>>34956644wdym, what could it be about?
>>34956623170
>>34956645Thank you
>>34956649Then you are short even if you are taller than most women
>>34956643but also cuddles and emotional availability!
>>34956643That's not true and we both know it
>>34956654>>34956655the average man will get frustrated to the point of either becoming abusive or wanting to break up with his gf if she doesn’t wish to do sexual things within the first 6 months of dating.
>>34956641>ass so nice it stops her from dyingWomen, how do you get that super power?
>>34956641She's Cambodian you dumbass
>>34956652Not how that works
>>34956656>she doesn’t wish to do sexual things within the first 6 months of dating.Did she wish to do so in the past? Maybe swapping 6 months to 6 minutes and boyfriend with complete strangers?
>>34956656This only applies if you've done sexual stuff with other men in the past.If you're a 100% virgin guys are fine with waiting
My future wife will be so chaste that not even a single soul will have gazed upon her pussy before, she will have barely even looked at it herself, only doing so when absolutely necessary. Upon consummation I will open up her lovely musky panties like a child opening an early morning Christmas gift and I will drink down the lovely virginal nectar from her untainted lips as if I am thirsty horse getting his fill of water on a hot summer day. How deliciously sweet and tasty it will be!
>>34956648What else could a tiny man be desired for other than THAT
>>34956656That's not true, only cases where a man will break up is >>34956662
6 months is a long time without sex though. What are you waiting for you frigid bitch, do you just not like me at all?
>>34956660That's where you are wrong, the majority of women is just short
what men want u to think they are like:>>34956662>>34956663>>34956665>>34956666what men are actually like:>>34956667
>>34955918M>What are you most ashamed of?Most thing about myself. I can't open up even to friends>What are your biggest disappointments in yourself?Not starting being social at a younger age
>>34956668Compared to men. It's a different standard
>>34956669If she isn't a virgin she's having sex with other men over those 6 months, thems the breaks
>>34956656>if she doesn’t wish to do sexual things within the first 6 months of datingRelationships go both ways moron. If you don't want to put out then just stay friends.
>>34956674>>34956675u guys are gross and upsettingmen value sex over literally anything else its really sad
>>34956676Try having it and stop being afriad of it for no reason
>>34956671Why?
>>34956677sex isnt mandatory, ppl are allowed to not have it until they finally feel up for it and if you expect any different from a partner u should go date a hooker instead
>>34956676Making certain men wait when you didn't make other men wait is a humiliation ritual. This is demand that only a virgin woman is allowed to make.
>>34956676It's not our fault women get feelings through sex, if she doesn't have sex with you she doesn't love you
>>34956652It's enough that I'm taller than a surprising amount of men in heels and a few without.
>>34956680>sex isnt mandatoryLaughing
>>34956676If you had to choose between a guy with a hot body and a boring personality, or a ugly guy with a great personality, which would you pick?
>>34956678Lol
try 6 years without sex, because she wasn't sure I was the one and her only perceived value from herself was virginity, no mention of emotion availability, support matters when all that is wanted is material progress.
>>34956688You cucked yourself ngl
>>34956688The fuck did you stick around so long for
>>34956682im a virgin but i still think having sex even after losing ur virginity whether its with the same guy u lost it to or a different guy, u are still allowed to not want to do it for prolonged periods of time>>34956685if a couple isnt looking to have children, then yes sex is not mandatory
>>34956691Do you think that not wanting kids removes your sex drive too?
>>34956692no? i didnt say thatjust cause you are feeling horny, doesn’t mean you are owed your partners body for sexgo masturbate or something
>women aren't aware of no-pussy psychosis and how it affects men as they age and how scary it can be to go through
Try 26 years without sex you fucking normalfags.
>>34956691You're allowed whatever you want. The men who want sex are also allowed to break up with you.
>>34956690starting from nothing to having 3 episodes of heartbreak and resolution every 2 years nets you this, covid in between helped but ultimately thrown away for trying to better myself in career, the only thing that seemed to matter in the end, how much money can be used for things like mortgages.
>>34956693You're allowed to not have sex ultimately but don't expect people to play along if you're being ridiculous about it. It takes two to tango
>>34956697>The men who want sex are also allowed to break up with you.exactly, thank you for proving my point
>>34956670You will never find balance if you deny this part of your life.
>>34956695doesn't count if you don't have access, i am still a virgin so try 31 years little guppie
I haven't had sex in 3 weeks I genuinely might kill myself soon
>>34956702>doesn't count if you don't have access>i am still a virgin so try 31 yearsYou're 49?
>>34956704>+18 years for what purpose?
Prolonged malnutrition or even an extended lack of certain nutrients can cause permanent damage in the body even if it's covered later on. I sometimes wonder if my lack of sex has caused permanent psychological damage. Who am I kidding, of course it has already happened.
Does getting raped by your (m) cousin (f) count as losing your virginity or no?
>>34956707You had your dick in a pussy so
>>34956705I don't know what you meant by "doesn't count if you don't have access".
>>34956684Being surrounded by manlet doesnt make you tall in my eyes
>>34956707Yes. What a stupid question.If you got pregnant, would you tell everyone it doesn't count? Lol
>>34956711Saar
>>34956703I haven't had sex in 3 hoursIt's Joe-ver
>>34956713I live about 400 km east of the Saarland though.
>>34956701I don't think it will make it less hard to develop social skills, though I agree with the fact that it's pointless to cry over itDunno where to start overcoming my self esteem/trust issues tho
>>34956669>>349566766 months is more of the same. A decade has passed already so it's not like anything's changing. But if your gf is clearly this "reformed" whore, or someone who literally prostituted herself in college, then the mental discomfort of being ordered around and controlled is just too great. I'd personally tell her to fuck off, not because I'm a sex-crazed subhuman, but because she's not an honest person and she uses men and she's devoid of empathy. Another decade is much preferable relative to 6 months of shit tests.
Are the retards gone, can we talk normally again?
>>34956720Won't be until you leave
>>34956720Who is we?
>>34956721Are you the head incel with the white mask?
>>34956720The Cuckworm is here 24/7, looking for femanons to drop their email, so that he can cry to them about being a lonely virgin in Canada.
>>34956723I'm the only truecel itt
>the incelNot this shit again..
>>34956725What about the fakers?Are you the only Australian?
>>34956727I'm not Australian
>>34956728Then how can you call yourself truecell..
>>34956727I am Australian it is suffering
>atoga suddenly has all these tall bitcheslarp harderyou'll never be normal sized, you dwarfs
>>34956735Post voca
I'm in love with the coco
>>34956735Yes, but Aussie egirls are usually hot though.
Any femanon with musical theatre show recommendationsNew old fun sad all welcome
Men,>You give a bouquet of flowers to your crush>Later on, you learn that a guy went to her place, found the bouquet and used it to whipe his cum after she blew him>How do you feel?
>>34956746Reminds me of the greentexts where chad came on anon's poems
>>34956746>minor spelling mistakeYour bait has been neutralized
>>34956741>Aussie egirlsTahlia...
>>34956746Like an idiot for giving flowers to a whore
>>34956746>>34956752Samefag.Thread's called ask the OTHER gender, stop asking men.
>>34956746As a young nerd I took Richard Feynman's advice not to buy things for women you aren't sleeping with.
Other men can you swang that dick to and fro
>>34956746I wouldn't give a bouquet of flowers to a woman precisely because of that. Their gender has to find some convinging way to walk back on some of the things they've established as part of their sexual revolution and modern lifestyle. Currently, their gender is the least trustworthy group to exist on this planet.
>>34956746I dont give flowers to anyone but my family membersalso life is much better when you're not inventing cuck fantasies in your head
>>34956755That nigga was married 3 times
>>34956735I am a New Zealander and it's pretty chill.
>>34956759wow save some for the rest of us Richard
>>34956676I'm waiting for marriage.
>>34956759most men today wont even get married once
>>34956762Simp
>>34956676Women stopped valuing sex as anything but entertainment which created this system where they take sex for granted because it's easier for them to get it recreationally than passing a job interview
>>34956764Enjoy the sloppy seconds, cuck.
I should buy ANOTHER 3D printer
>>34956669Fet fetishist finally on her misandry arc.
>>34956766Back at you faggot I tapped it first cuz I wasn't waiting for shit
>>34956669t. foidh8moid
>>34956759Doesn't that help his case? Presumably he was fucking his wives.
I want a misandrist gf who cucks me but women only want to cuck chad
>>34956774With other women. He's an accessory for their bisexual relationship
>>34956771>when you're so cucked you use ebonics as a white guy.
>>34956776Cope
>>34956749Source? I need a fap
>>34956776It's what you have to do in 2026 because girls think it's cool and litty
>>34956392100% fetish
>>34956676>>34956680>>34956691>allowedAnd people are allowed to value sex over other things.I really dislike incredibly naive people like you.>>34956772I have that anon blocked, but I always just assumed it was a man.
>>34956779>>34956777Lmao.
>>34956378Hnn slow burn all summer with a cute bank boy that looks like husbando.Wrote a note yesterday asking him to coffee with my number. Will give it to him this week, provided he's there. I'm sick of not having him in my life, I gotta do something.
MWhich one?
>>34956378MNot having one, the closest to it though was a femanon I talked with last year. But considering we talked a lot and in private, it was probably much more than that.
I've got disgusting roast beef
>>34956795I haven't decided what to order for lunch and it's already past 12.
>>34956788Prettyboy with money wins agains, roidchads and gymcels humbled.
>>34956797>roidchadsNo such thing.
>>34956795A man's gotta eat
Women why do you always resort to pulling hair in fights
>>34956788No one goes to the bank anymore, this is a larp.
>>34956803My 70+ parents do. lol
how do you stop looking up your ex that you were going to build a life with?
>>34956378MThere's this cute lil girl I fancy in one of my volleyball groups.She's a very good player, but also very easygoing and prioritizes fun over everything else.I'd say her personality has sprinkles of boyish in the sense that she's very direct when communicating and doesn't put on any kind of defense when talking to others or at least that's what it looks like
>>34956798Median men have three choices, estrogen, trenbolone and inceldom
>>34956802It gives a lot of leverage. And at least back in school when I actually fought, nobody had any tolerance for pain so that was usually enough to end it.
>>34956805Are you 40+?
>>34956809>lil girl
>>34956814She's THAT short. We're both above 25yo, Mr.
>>34956816>>34956809Unreal
>>34956806Found a man who loves me more and actually wants to start a family with me.
>>34956796>>34956799You're laughing but you'd run away if you saw it
>>34956825Jh
>>34956830Show us
>>34956816So you're a petiteophile?
>>34956832no
>>34956825how did you find someone after decidedly being not chosen or capable of being loved?
>>34956831It was obvious from this post >>34956812They can't hide their violent nature.
>>34956835But I'm hungry
>>34956656Lust isn't an exclusively male trait, it is natural to think two partners in a healthy relationship should want to have sex with each other.Not saying on the first date necessarily but it's disingenuous to think that women dislike sexual things or do them out of obligation. If a guy and a girl get close but the girl refuses to do anything sexual (outside of personal belief reasons like no sex before marriage or whatever) then the guy has the right to feel like he's being used for emotional support by a woman that doesn't really want him, and I suppose the woman would have a right to simultaneously feel like she's being used for sex by a man that isn't really interested in her if the man isn't emotionally available.In either cases it's a matter of the two parties not really liking each other rather than all men only wanting sex and all women never wanting sex.
WomenHow long does it take you to be ready for another round?
>>34956831Isn't JH in a polycule, did she steal the other girl bf or is she still ridesharing him to black hell?
>>34956842>Lust isn't an exclusively male traitWhen will you learn
>>34956813Close.>>34956830Huh?Well I just got a durum.>>34956810Stop yapping.
>>34956833No, I have other crushes that are around my heigth and with very different personalities
>>34956845enlighten me anon
>>34956746>You give a bouquet of flowers to your crushI did. It did NOT end well.
>>34956848Some lessons are best learned the hard way
>>34956667>6 monthsTry 26 years.
>>34956849Kek, did you fall for romantic movies?
>>34956845>>34956850>I have no game and I must vaguepost
Whenever someone says redpill or manosphere I feel like blowing my head off then and there
>>34956535This is horrifying! Why would a perfectly cute girl ruin herself like this?
>>34956836One person not seeing you as a long term partner doesn't make you undeserving or incapable of love and stability.
>>34956843Define a "round".
>>34956850>Some lessons are best learned the hard wayI don't see how having a boner will help me learn
>>3495686017 shots no 38
>>34956857Chad dumping a foid can have awful consequences. Female creatures have 0 self-reflection.>Chad cheated on me or dumped me? I must get more shitty tattoos or get plastic surgery! then he will love me!
>>34956854Yes.
>>34956858i am and was an all of nothing kind of person, my approach was " I wont let go if you wont let go", it helped gain immaculate patience and perseverance for a person. However I don't see how I can translate that to another any time soon, therefore undeserving and incapability thoughts run.
>>34956860If the answer is this nuanced I want to hear the full elaboration.
>>34956860If his cock is very girthy then it can stay in for multiple jhorgasms
>>34956865That definitely doesn't mean you're undeserving. You can decide if you're incapable or not, though. If you give up on trying to change your compulsive thoughts, then that's that. As long as you're willing to meet new people and give yourself and them a chance, there's still room for things to end up happier than that.
>>34956865Amazing how many problems are completely self inflicted and then niggas act like it's fated or some shit
>ask a girl out on a date>she says "lets start as friends first :)"what does she mean by this? is she trying to give me false hope to keep me as an orbiter? Im not going to go along with this plan
I’m drunk who want me
>>34956871M or f
>>34956870It means that she's a serially dating whore.
>>34956866If a round is ends when he orgasms, then the cleanup and/or condom swap is up to his speed, not mine. I noticed his downtime gets much longer the more times he cums.If it depends on when I orgasm, there'd be no downtime until I tap out completely after I'm exhausted and overstimulated.If it depends on when one of us gets tired and needs a breather or to change position, then I'd say a minute of relaxed breathing is usually enough.>>34956867Now define "very girthy".
>>34956874>Now define "very girthy".At least 35% on the birth scale, possibly more for 4'11 women like this one.
>>34956851I think they heard you the first time
>>34956812What kind uber soft school did you go to? I was watching niggas and white trash throw hands every week amongst themselves. Watched a Mexican F-13 member shank a Chicano kid with a pencil. One time a fat black girl beat the shit out of this 15 year old tweaker we all hated and yanked her hair out. One of my friends picked up the hair and when she came back to first period we gave it back to her wrapped up in duct tape.
>>34956874>then the cleanup and/or condom swap is up to his speed, not mine.If you were a good girl, you'd lick it clean and even beg for it.
>>34954986>>34955000There was this one really popular erotic audio performer with the most amazing voice. She posted pictures of herself and it turned out she was actually gorgeous.Everyone in the comments were amazed and surprised about how hot she was, and for some reason she really took offence to this. Like she was really offended that people didn't assume she was hot without having seen her before.Women, can you explain this?
>>34956875You need to explain this better. Give me a circumference or diameter.>>34956878Then I'm not a good girl. I'll clean him up with a towel, that's it.
>>34956870MI don't know, but my interpretation would be that she's trying to manage your expectations and NOT give you false hope, while at the same time keeping option open that something romantic or sexual could develop down the line.
>>34956868I will try to keep focusing on the positives of life, I met a lot of new people in the last while trying to improve my life, it was actually one of the problems from my supposed one and only where it was seen as competition and partial cause for the end, now there is negative association of giving myself and others a chance. I will try my best take on your advice it means a lot, it has been isolating. >>34956869All I want is health and happiness as a new years resolution but I am failing will keep trying to prevent self-fulfilling failures.
>>34956877I was one of only two non-white students in my entire school growing up. That's a least four grades worth of white kids who only knew how to talk shit. This was a bit before public schools became actual drug dens, at least.
>>34956874>If it depends on when I orgasm, there'd be no downtime until I tap out completely after I'm exhausted and overstimulated.How many rounds do you expect before that happens?
>>34956879NAG it's kind of like when average looking guys post their picture on 4chan and then all ther other incels call them fakecells.
>>34956856Because of their accurate description?
>>34956887I don't get it.
>>34956870it means she's not interestedblock her
>>34956870I don’t date people to make new friends.
One of my coworkers had an OF and a couple other sites she would post to without ever showing her face. Then she went on another coworkers podcast “anonymously” and everyone found out. I watched some of it. A lot of pregnancy stuff. Full bush. Her husband got a residency in another city so they arranged a transfer. Then they cancelled the position the day before she was supposed to start.
>>34956886The first orgasm is always isolated for me. It feels great, but it needs to be dragged out of me. After that, the orgasms start feeling more like an ebb and flow than distinctive like the first. I'd guess I usually tap out after I've been tensing up for more than like five minutes of riding the waves of it. That's when I start cramping and reflexively just sort of start disengaging and saying stupid shit. How long it takes to get to that point really depends more on how uninterrupted the sex is.
>>34956881>circumference13cm probably...
Honest to god friends is good enough for me it still brings in lots of benefits including the possibility of knowing other potential partners
>>34956888NTA but it’s cringe as fuck and only used by plebbit leftists
>>34956894What is the question?
>>34956889I'm not surprised.
atogapill atogasphere atogamaxxing atogacore
>>34956899None. The audio whoring thing just reminded me of it.
>>34956896That's pretty good, yeh that works for me.
>>34956894>A lot of pregnancy stuff. Full bush.Ew.
>>34956901Atogaswag
>>34956892>>34956893Yeah Ive blocked her
Gender, do you carry a gun on you daily?
>>34956903Do you need more preparation or less with thick ones?
>>34956908MNo
>>34956909No amount of physical prep has ever helped me take a thick dick better. It's all mental. At this point I've accepted that a big dick is going to hurt a bit and try to make it into a positive thing in my head.
>>34956895Interesting. This is so very different to what it's like being a man.
>>34956901But I am the Chadtoga
JIZZ HOUND
>>34956908F, no. I don't like guns, I just keep a bat by my bed and in my car.
>>34956803I guess that's why we're both still single until this point in our lives. Weird old fashioned traditional spergs. We're gonna be put on display in a museum.
>>34956913How is it for you, then?
>>34956901>AutogapillThe realization that everyone is horny as fuck but a lot of them are too autistic and mind fucked by the Internet to fill their sexual needs>AtogasphereIncels and sluts that need male attention despite half the regulars being lesbians. Also one fat mentally ill woman everyone hates because she drugged her baby>AtogamaxxingMale version: being a virgin who also wants to dive straight into the deep end of the fetish pool because they haven’t figured out that shit is usually gross, takes too much prep time, and are too ashamed of it to ever attempt to actually fill the need.Female version: Fucking women because totally “gay” but actually wants male attention and still fucks dudes when it’s convenient. Synonymous with the “sophomore lesbian” theory.>AtogacoreWanting something so bad you can never achieve it while also not wanting something whatsoever but low key needing it.
>>34956915I might sniff dick, but I don't like the smell of cum specifically.
>>34956908M yeah I'm packing heat down there
>>34956908M. Depends on where I’m going that day. Shitty part of town yes. Nice part of town no. Personally I find it kind of an inconvenience and the best defense is situational awareness so I try not to go anywhere that I feel it might be necessary. I do have a truck gun though that’s always a short sprint away if shit gets super fucked up.
>>34956874Diameter of 1.6" or greater
>>34956908MNo, I am not mentally ill.
>>34956924Maybe I am a size queen after all. 5" girth is more or less average in my head.
>>34956912But they only hurt at the beginning, right? Then you get into it.
>>34956927It definitely gets easier to ignore the pain the more into it I get. But I'll still be sore later either way.
Girl the way you fuck I could never
I could never fucj the pussy folds on a black girl
>>34956919I'd describe it as more or less linear build-up until ejaculation. And like you said, the more I come the longer the down time. Form me it's typically hours or days between rounds.
>>34956923>truck gunIs that a rifle? Are truck guns always rifles or shotguns?
>>34956932>daysReally? Is there anything that can be done to prevent that long of a recovery time?
>>34956871At 7 30 am?
>>34956931Well why not?
>>34956929And do you actually get sore during the act or is it an extended release sort of thing?Those answers are peak, to be honest. Usually women prefer vagueposting about their sex experiences.
>>34956936I’m deeply closeted
>>34956934Not that I know. And it's getting worse with age.But that's just me.
>>34956931i feel bad for black women. they are so unattractive physically bro, really sad.
I can't comprehend how some attractive women are willing to date or fuck me, whist many less attractive ones want to friendzone me. The female mind is so complex
>>34956933Either or. My personal truck gun is an AK with a folding stock so it fits well in the back seat storage. If you get out more to the country where gun racks are more practical you’re looking more for something that’s got decent short-mid range accuracy/ballistics and punches through brush well like a 12 gauge or 45-70. My truck gun is there in case a client schizos out and tries to shoot the place up or someone tries to rob us during opening. Out in the sticks a truck gun is usually more useful for handling coyotes, hogs, or sick/injuried livestock.
>>34956937It's the sort of soreness that you don't feel until all the adrenaline is gone and you're stuck hearing your own heartbeat in your head and can feel all your muscles screaming. The loudest muscle pain isn't usually my pussy, though, unless the sex was that rough or something. Typically it's my legs that are the most fucked up since I like squatting while on top.And like half the reason I come here is to answer stupid sex questions like this. I'm glad it's helpful and not just me finding an excuse to talk about masturbating and sex with random people online.
>>34956939Well as long as you still enjoy sex in general, I don't think it's a problem.
i know this is dumb but where should a woman try to date in this situation, single after the first relationship which lasted for years>has never used dating apps, enjoys this fact and doesn't want to ruin that status>no bars/clubs because of how lone women in those places are perceived>pulls her weight in a relationship more than enough but refuses to approach first
>>34956946Start smoking marijuana
>>34956945The problem is that she might not enjoy it.
>>34956946You’re basically relying on getting hit on at work or someone you know fixing you up then unless you go out and participate in some form of open group activity.
>>34956946If youre young this isnt gonna cut it. Men are less likely to approach outside of apps/bars now, so your passive strategy is never going to pay off. You need to find hobbies that men frequent, to meet potential partners
>>34956952I'll be honest, I personally need more sexual intimacy than once every few days. But just because you don't think you can orgasm in your downtime doesn't mean you wouldn't be intimate with your gf then, right?
>>34956937>Those answers are peak, to be honest. Usually women prefer vagueposting about their sex experiences.I take it this is your first time here and you don't know who you're speaking to. lol
>>34956956We really need to start teaching girls how to fish.
https://youtu.be/MdCRq_2UaxcWhat are doe and fox eyes?
Women do you want to see my hands
>>34956946>but refuses to approach firstLol, why are you so pathetic?>>34956937She has like 3 decades of experience in sex. Her cunt is worn out, like an old fighter who started very young.
>>34956946Go out there and don't be lazy.Either through hobbies, school, social gatherings with friends, or if you don't mind look at subreddits for things you are into.Even if you don't use tinder and bars, the world is your oyster.
>>34956963Does this shit have to be 4 minutes
ladies, is it weird for a guy to be too limber after a certain age? if he regularly w-sits, for instance. does it come off as regressive, stunted?
>>34956965women are sluts for hands
>>34956961>Be woman>Single>Put on bikini and grab fishing rod>Go to beach, creek, river, pond, lake>Pick preferred moid from the available selection>Set up 20 feet away>Able to immediately tell if he’s single or in a relationship by if he looks annoyed or excited and says high>Cast a few times>Get inevitable snag or tangle>Ask for help>Have boyfriend by lunch time
>>34956963Tareme and Tsurime*
>>34956975>says hiNiggas don't say hi anymore they just watch out the corner of their eye
State genderWhy are you browsing 4chan instead of having sex?
I have a scholarship and Im taking a class on caligraphy this semester. Im fucking retarded. I suck at writing neatly. Everyone in the class instantly was pretty good at it, whilst even get nice single lines. Im gonna fail this class and lose the scholarship. This is women's fault
>>34955910>Being straight, but not being able to find women all that attractive despite being attracted to the idea of them. Whenever they confront me IRL I can't seem to care. I can only get it up for drawings :/Lmao, same. Though it's not like I never cared. Women taught me clearly and intensely that I must not care or they will ruin my life.
>>34956978M My gf died
>>34956978Bf at war
>>34956956yeah i do notice guys around my age either don't approach or will try to pretend to be platonic friends for a very long time first. i think guys 30 and up approach more/are more straightforward and seem less likely to do the "lets just pretend to be friends" thing (not saying it's bad, i just prefer someone being a bit more forward) , good thing i prefer slightly older men .but yeah i'm not a very social person and will def have to put in effort in searching for social in-person hobbies since all my current hobbies and interests are solitary.
>>34956978MI’m incel now
>>34956978F. I'm home alone.
>>34956977Only in places they’ve been told not to hit on women which is pretty much everywhere that’s a shared space. Time for foids to start entering male spaces to signal their desire for mating.
>>34956980Weeb retard
>>34956978MI don't like Women's Dating World™
>>34956978M. I want a tall White cutie with huge mommy milkers and nice child-birthing hips. The reason God has not presented me with such a woman is that He wants me to remain celibate.
>>34956989women did this to me.
>>34956978Wife hasn’t gotten home from work yet. Definitely gonna get a sleepy wife pre church bj later though.
>>34956985Do you need an older man to show you what your body is capable of?
>sleepy wife pre church bjHeathens
>>34956996Religion is an accessory in the 21st century get used to it
>>34956978MSunday after a long hike, my legs are mush.
>>34956978sex seems risky, yucky, and goofy
Women will still go to the gym and do leg day when they could just work out on top of a guy. Women, why?
I miss her good mornings too
>>34956946Try not ignoring or shooting down any male that isn't a 10/10 Gigachad Turbomillionaire Vampire Emperor.
>>34956995Not THAT old.
>>34956978MEven fatties have high expectations now. I rather save up money every month to fuck a hot escort while I'm still young rather than go through the humiliation ritual of performing as a jester for a serial dating whore.
>>34956988>Time for foids to... signal their desire for mating.Ah okay we're going extinct then>>34956978I'm at work
>>34956996Wife gets off work. Doesn’t want to have sex. The obvious solution is getting me off as quickly as possible. There is only one remedy in the allotted time frame.
>>34957002Only atoga men are into chads.
>>34957000I am actively trying to decouple squats and leg soreness from sex in my mind. I want to be able to go the gym without getting horny.
>>34956908MI would if I could
>>34956978Im saving my splooge for a date on wednesday I will cum with the force of a thousand suns and blast her across the room, impregnating her with octuplets
>>34957004Based.
>>34956999Fuck I miss him
>>34957011Date me instead
>>34957011Only the thickest and stinkiest of ropes can accomplish this anon. Ensure you drink lots of coffee.
>>34957009Sounds like you're doing those squats a lot. Like over half of the session or something.
>>34957007Oh boy unenthusiastic begrudging BJ's and handies, can't wait to get married
>>34956994>wife works nights on saturdaysIs she a prostitute? Are you muslim? Why do you make your woman work weekends for you while you're home safe in bed?
I'm chad btw ama
>>34957024whats your opinion on the quantum physics? does god play dice? or are they brainlets who dont realize we just dont understand the underlying principles
>>34957020Workout sessions or sex sessions? I squat a lot during sex, but I only do a few reps of squats a few times a week at the gym. And I'm talking calisthenics, btw.
>>34957027Brah god is a crazy motherfucker he just does shit for his own fun
>>34957020Unironically that’s a better way for foids to stay in shape than most of the workouts I’ve seen them do. I see so many women doing workouts that are entirely contrary to what the obvious end goal should be.>Squats>Quad curls>Box lunges>Lat pull downs>Leg raises>Face pullsReally the only exercises outside of cardio they should be bothering with imo
My moid makes fun of me because I wear sunglasses at night :(
>>34956946You either drop your standards for modern men approaching you, or commit to waiting possibly forever for the right one to finally show up.Modern men are castrated cucks that have had proactivity beaten out of them because feminism.But you genuinely have to bee yourself. If you aren't being (You), you're pretending which will not attract the partners and friends that you really want in your life. Go out and do what you want to do, and trust that by being in the places you enjoy, you'll find people who are similar and enjoy similar things.
>>34957030NTA, can I ask for a plan you'd suggest based on a starting point of moderate fitness?
>>34957032lmaothis retard wears sunglasses at night
>>34957032Do you also wear a straw hat at night, maybe an umbrella too?
>>34957036I want to look nice
>>34956943That's badass...
I wear sunglasses indoors
>>34957040Based
I think I met my future wife
>>34957035Assuming we’re going for hypertrophy to gain muscle mass in desired areas and lose weight?>Squats/Leg Press 3 sets of 8-10Squats are better but a lot of people can’t do them right and Leg Press done right is better than Squats done wrong. This will primarily work your legs which is one of the biggest muscle groups. That means it requires more calories to maintain helping with weight loss and helps sculpt your lower body>Box Lunges with dumb bells 3 sets of 10-15 each sideThis is the goated glute exercise imo. If you want an ass that turns heads this is how you get it.>Quad Curls/Reverse Nordic Curl 3 Sets of 10-15Quads are the leg muscles in front. Again they’re a medium sized muscle group and making them bigger means making fat go away faster.>Calf Raises 3 sets of 15You’re there anyway so might as well>Back Day>Lat Pulldowns 3 sets of 8-10This is the most important one. Big muscle group. Big weight loss benefit.>Seated Cable Rows 3 sets of 10Instead of pulling down you’re pulling back>Face Pulls 3 sets of 15This is a really good toning and sculpting exercise that a lot of girls whiff on. Having a well sculpted back and legs really helps make your waists look smaller or at least draw attention away if you have a boxier body shape.>Cardio15 minutes every day don’t care what you do so long as you do it>AbsLeg/knee raises. 3 sets of 10-15 or as many as you can do. I would probably pair them with back day since the work load is lighter.Watching women grab the hex bar and work traps or bench is so cringe.
Even a devil may cry
He truly is the god of war
Question. Do women ever debate or disagree about what is attractive?In every school or workplace I've been there were guys everyone wanted, or guys that nobody wanted, with nothing in the middle.
>>34957056The arguments I have heard over Drake and Glenn Powell among women at work would astound you.
>>34956958A woman's concern is whether or not she gets to orgasm. For a man the issue is whether or not he can even get and stay hard.I'm getting performance anxiety just talking about this now.
>>34956980>I suck at the exact thing I'm taking a class for.That's why you're taking the class in the first place innit.
what phone should i get? my iphone x has died
>>34957032I was going to ask why but this >>34957037 anon had the much better reply.
>>34957048
>>34957066He JUST like me fr
Why do some hot women prefer being prostitutes when they could easily get a good man to keep them with their looks?What do you guys think about convincing a hot prostitute of quitting prostitution and becoming a wife?
Women, have you ever looked at a guy's bulge?
>>34957075>get a good man>easilylol
>>34957075>What do you guys think about convincing a hot prostitute of quitting prostitution and becoming a wife?why would you lower yourself to such a low low
>>34957076Yes, in many contexts. Most of which were nonsexual.
>>34957077Checked.>>34957078Because they're really hot, and surely they wish they could get a husband and stop being disgusting whores.
Whats atoga doing on this sunday?I decided to dust off my longbow after a few years of no use
>>34957075>Prostitute>WifeNo sane man would ever marry a street walking whore.
>>34957084Who said anything about street walkers?
"rizz" and "it gives <verb>" are the only zoomerism that make sense to me.
>>34957083F. Baking, shitposting, masturbating. Not all at the same time.
>>34957083i'm going outside
>>34957091L take
>>34955894Im not autistic but my special interest is in blonde twunks.
>>34957086That's exactly what prostitutes are, street walkers. You younger folks need to dust off older terms and phrases.
>>34957091Not the ____And I oopNo, that's..
>>34957098Street walkers are just a subset of whores.
Zoomers sound like they're having a stroke when they speak.
>gender>number of empty food/drink containers in your immediate vicinity
>>34956946Easy, just go out with me
>>34957056Yes. You'd be surprised as to how different women's taste can be, considering 95% would still abandon their preferences to get with chad or a billionaire or vampire.Just for instance, you can definitely find someone who loves literally every side character and literal who from any anjme or game series you can think of. Some chick out there loves him even if he's the shittiest, grossest character, just because something about him gets her wet between the legs.
>>34957104M7
>>34956946What else does she refuse to do?
If I take enough melatonin will I turn black?
>>34957076Yes, I sneak glimpses all the time, even of men I'm not interested in. I've seen a few half chubs on men in the middle of the work day. I have the right to ascertain what you're packing, same as you can glance at my breasts to see my own physical endowments.
>>34957104F0 i have one empty yogurt cup but I literally just ate it so I'm not counting it.
>>34957083>stealth hand pic>>34957104F0, clean your living space
>>34957104M I just finished some toasted spicy corn
>>34957104MI count six cleaned out glass jars on my shelves and desk. One of them holds assorted scrap thread ends, two of them holds pens and the rest are waiting for me to think of something to put in them.
>>34957083Ugh I need to get out and practice but I never bother going deer hunting until the first frost because of the chiggers. It’s rainy so I’ll probably just study, shit post, and then watch my Chiefies booty blast the dolphins.
State genderHow old were you when you first saw the opposite sex naked for the first time?
>>34957117>I'm not counting the exact thing I was asked about.Foids.
>>34957104MI got one of those round metal Danish cookies container that my grandma would use for sewing supplies because I'm not sure if I want to put something in it.
>be me at school>complete outcast due to trouble at home and being weird socially>get a crush on one of the hot girls>decide to walk up during recess at the smokers court with 100+ people on it to ask her out>she rejects me with disgust>cue howling laughter from all assembled>get made fun of for weeks afterwardsThe kicker? Years later at a class meetup in our early twenties, she came to me to apologize and ask me if I wanted to do something with her. Me, not understanding how cruel teen girls can be among each other and that she would have destroyed her social status back then , rejected her likewise.While it later on turned out that I look good enough to actually work as a model , it did give me tha attitutde that trying to get with women while not being Chad will be punished harshly. Therefore I never tried, and remain a virgin today even though women approached me and asked me out.I completely suppressed this memory until now, which is why I am writing it down here.
>>34957118Get your head out of the gutter
>>34957124IT DOESNT COUNT I JUST ATE FROM IT ITS NOT LIKE ITS BEEN ROTTING THERE FOR AN HOUR
>>34957123Probably 0 years old.
>>34957129Is it a food container?Is it empty?
>>34957123An adult woman that wasn’t my mom? 8. Sleepover at a friends house and his mom got out of the shower and had to grab a towel from the dryer. A girl my own age? 12. I was at camp and we were left unattended so some of the older kids all got into a tent and showed off the goods and fooled around a bit.
>>34957132THERES NUANCE TO THE QEUSTION DIE MOID
>>34957028Is it true? JH did squats on her unc's dick? Damn, he taught you well. Why did you snitch on him if you enjoyed it and seduced him?
>>34957127Just date a plain or unattractive woman, anon.
>>34957136>THERES NUANCE TO THE QEUSTIONNobody said you couldn't explain why it's there. Doesn't change the fact that it was there at the time.Is it STILL there, btw?
>>34957139WAHTEVER
>>34957127>Be me>16>Last day of school and we’re doing year book signings>Girl I was in class with but couldn’t remember the name of walks up and grabs my year book>Signs it and writes her number>Tells me I better call her>Dont understand what she wants to talk about>Dont call herIt really is crazy how fucking oblivious teenage boys are sometimes.
>>34957139AND NO ITSN OT STILL THERE I THREW IT OUT ARE YOU HAPPY
>>34957143Good girl.
>>34957138What would the point of that be? that doesn#t get me anything, and I'm not going to date below my league just because of social school rules that hold no meanign in the real world.
Women, what is your favourite piece of gay cowboy art? Do you prefer Broke Back Mountain or Ram Ranch?
>>34957146At least you'll be much better off in that relationship, if you end up with an attractive stacy like woman/girl it'll be shallow.
>>34957143Now you're getting a creampie as reward.
All my friends are Jewish and Asian
A month or two ago a friend asked me to play drums in his band for this back yard party one of his friends hosts every year. It’s basically a bunch of people in their 50s-60s hanging out in lawn chairs with some music playing out of the garage. Cool vibe low pressure. I very reluctantly agreed but he gave me a rash for wanting to say no. A few weeks later he asks me again if I want to play it still and I say no, and I REALLY say no, but he’s not taking no for answer and guilt trips me with all this shit so I again reluctantly agree. Wednesday night he texts me and tells me he needs me to load my car full of equipment after work the next day and drive it 30 minutes out to the house where the show is. Doesn’t even ask. Just tells me I need to at 5 o’clock. That caused issues. I remind him I have something going on with family day of the show and can’t be there until 4:30. He confirms we play at 5. Yesterday is the day of the show. He texts me at fucking noon saying that I have to be there way earlier because he fucked up and got our time slot wrong. I tell him I’m not going to be able to make it because I have to do things with my family. He sends me a long text saying I shouldn’t have agreed to play (as if I didn’t try to tell him no) and how I’m bailing and it’s a huge issue. Other band members text me and call me a coward, they’ve lost respect for me, im a huge pussy, etc. ALL of this over a back yard BBQ show that I didn’t even want to play. Am I wrong for thinking this is ridiculous? Like we’re all 30 and this show is so low key and low pressure. I feel like it shouldn’t have been this big of a deal. These people don’t want to be friends anymore. Mind you this guys best friend just randomly grabbed his wife’s tit one day at a party and it wasn’t a big deal. But I bail on a garage sale party to be with my family because someone gave me the wrong time and I’m a huge PoS.
should i try and date this girl? she is 4'11 or 5'0 i am 6'0 in shoes
>>34957062I want this twunk. How do I land him?
>>34957159He said he's not gay.
How much of a gap would you be okay with when it comes to age range between you and your partner?
>>34957156>i am 6'0 in shoesso how tall r u rly?>>349571674 years
>>34957163Straight men can be twunks.>>349571674 years either way.
>>34957167F. The age range itself doesn't bother me, I just want some parity when it comes to life experience. Any guy younger than 20 or older than 40 makes me assume we don't gave equitable experiences, but I've been proven wrong before.
>>34957169>Straight men can be twunks.Yes, they can.
>>34957168>so how tall r u rly?i think i am 5'11.5. i lost half an inch due to my bad posture
>>34957171Something must be going over my head here.
>>34957152Weird shit, I have friends of both genders who work as models or are sports Chads and a good part ofmy friends circle would count as chads or stacies. None of those people are shallow in any way. Frankly frumpy mids who spend all day scrolling tiktok tend to be a lot more bland in that way in my experience.I nevger got the thought of ascribing shallowness to good looking people, I only find that appropriate if someone is explicitly vain and spends visibly too much effort on their appearance.
>>34957153Don't be a creep.
>>34957153Creampies are always disappointing.
how to take good selfies as a guy? inb4 "BE CHAD" pls no. i need actual advice. i think i just suck at taking photos
>>34957177*points at you*normie normie normie!
>>34957167MAround 7 years max, same age would be ideal obviously.I still think the most important things is having matching plans for the future if the relationship is serious and could go above 7 years age gap if it's the case, but I can't really see it. If i wanted to have a son I wouldn't want to have it with someone too old nor too young for various reasons for example
>>3495718435 yo grand wizard here, I don't think "normie" is the term you're looking for. I just really got into Techno and Raves, which is a scene thats good if you're hot but weird.
>>34957167Pre menopausal at the top and 21 at the youngest.
>>34957167I don't care about age gaps. What matters is the gap between how hot she is to me and how ugly she is willing to accept me to be.
>>34957167Mhonestly anything above 18. i only care about looks so under 30 is the cutoff for me
>>34957192>>34957191moids.
>>34957194Yes?
>>34957195moids.
>>34957194>t. gets the ick when a guy is younger than her
State gender.Do you agree with her here? Are there men who really would turn down sex from a woman when they find out she has a bush? Really?
>>34957194?? am i not allowed to have preferences?
>>34957177This is where it’s weird. A lot of people are hot because they’re high functioning enough to understand that eating right, exercising, and not smoking or drinking in excess is good for you so they tend to be less tolerant of bullshit that everyone is prone to due to just not really engaging in that shit and also kind of boring because they never engaged too hard in the self destructive behaviors that usually make people funny. Personality wise they’re usually dull as fuck. Meanwhile a 5 that fucked up a lot when they were young can self correct up to a 7 or 8 while having developed that personality. You are right that there are a lot of mid-low quality people that are unfortunately both dumb and unattractive as well but there’s more variation.
>>34957198How can I help you?
>>34957204can i have large fries and nintendo switch 2
>>34957150Brokeback Mountain would have been great if not for the sex scenes. We did not need to see Heath Ledger spitting on his fingers and rubbing Jake Gyllenhaal's asshole.
>>34957200Would you like ice cream with someone's body hair in it?
Women finding out that negging exists. Are there really women that never heard of this or know this is a thing?
Is it true that women like when we play with their hair?
>>34957200I don't know and I don't care. I'm too distracted sexy hair and her questionable choice in jewellery. A knuckles duster pendant? Really?
>>34957210With their pussy hair?
>>34957200>State gender.>Do you agree with her here? Are there men who really would turn down sex from a woman when they find out she has a bush? Really?I don't know if I agree but I knew a guy like this anon>>34957177 that turned down young women if they had bushes or weren't attractive looking. Also if they were going to hook up shouldn't they mention that before hand.
>>34957205No, you need to go outside for that.
>>34957213>Also if they were going to hook up shouldn't they mention that before hand.What the fuck. Why would they mention that? How does that even come up in a conversation? Are you autistic or something?
>>34957209Women have know about this for ages. But there are always new boys and girls coming up and learning about the world.What a stupid question.
>>34957215useless moid...
WHERE DO I MEET FOIDS THAT WANT TO DATE
>>34957200I personally would, yeah. But more for the message it sends me than the physical impediment. I'd like my first time to be special, and a full bush tells me she didn't even care enough about it to trim for it.
>>34957210I prefer to be the one giving scalp massages because I always get paranoid thst my hair will become greasy if touched too much.
>>34957212I mean that could be implied if you want to think that way.
why r all the videos posted here bait
>>34957219Bruh she is wall already, so she ain't new and coming up.
>>34957220Fair enough.
>>34957217>What the fuck. Why would they mention that? When they're talkingHow does that even come up in a conversation? If they're talking to each other on whatever app, they probably have mentioned things they want to do, so yes it would be mentioned >Are you autistic or something?Probably not. Maybe you are.
>>34957200Am I going to smash? Yes. Am I going down on her? No. Am I calling her back? Also no.
>>34957222What if she likes having a bush? And just because she has a bush doesn't mean it's not groomed and taken care of! Men, stop being assholes about this!
>>34957226Everyone experiences life at their own pace.
>>34957200bush don't matter when she hot. there is a nude image of monica belluci with a bush, you think guys would turn her down because she has hair down there? nope
>>34957232WRONG
>>34957231I trim my shit. I expect the same from her. Nobody wants hair in their mouth.
>>34957231>What if she likes having a bush?That's her prerogative. It's also mine to say no thank you.Oh, you're the tiktok / twitter bait poster. How rude of you, posing as a meaningful question.
>>34957202You're generalizing from the people who exclusively coast on looks, which is disingenious. Good looks also don't mean you never experience any shit in life, take me whose teenage years where an exercise in extreme ostracisation and loneliness. Lastly, looking good sin't exactly a huge effort. I'm not from the US, so eating regular food in regular qauntities wont turn you into a fat fuck.For a lot of my friends, having a good body is just a byproduct of being passionate about sports and not something done for its own sake. If I'm right and you're indeed from the US, please consider that your country is unique in the sense that your food and lifestlye are literal poison that will make anyone look like shit unless you counteract it through tons of conscious effort. >>34957207You may not have needed to see it, but they both needed to feel it.
i'm scared of putting my mouth anywhere lower than the tummy
>>34957194Meanwhile every woman has a height "preference" and a wealth "preference" and a skin color "preference" but they're just "preferences" rather than "femicidal misogyny."
>>34957209Modern journalism is just leftist women bitching about slights
>>34957200Is this why like over 1/3 of young Zoomer moids are virgins?
>>34957092Why is it that women masturbate yet they won't masturbate with me?
>>34957241What for? Bits don't have teeth, outside of horror movies.
>>34957213>that turned down young women if they had bushes or weren't attractive looking. I'm that anon. What I find curious is what reason I coudl have to engage with a woman that I don't find attractive? Women don't go for men they don't find it attarctive, why is it expected of men. Funyn enough, I have a friend who used to fuck women even if they weren't attactive simply because he was scared of hurting them. Suffice to say it was totally pointless for both sides.
>>34957247idk it seems gross.
>>34957200Another one who feels entitled to $50 meals and exchanges them for lousy sex.
>>34957209We're to believe this worked on her, she felt ashamed, and she went home and googled and researched it? This honestly sounds like a completely made up scenario.
>>34957200MWhy is it so wrong that men have preferences?
Why are you all so serious? Its rather gloomy.
>>34957249Everything about sex is gross. There's all sorts of fluids and sweat and squelchy noises. It's the lens of wanting to make your partner (and yourself) feel good that make the things involved desirable.
>>34957253i come here to become gloomy.
>>34957200>$40-$50 for dinnerimagine calling McDonalds "dinner" lmao
If her portion of dinner is only $40-50 that is kind of a cheap date for some guaranteed sex.
i haven't busted a nut in 19 days now. i noticed getting an erection seems way easier now and my dick feels "girthier" as well. maybe nofap is actually not a meme.....
>>34957252So you could meet a girl, fall madly in love with her, but you would drop her because she has a bush?
r u wearing denim right now, anons
>>34957200the only thing a bush is stopping is head>>34957261no im wearing boxers
>>34957257Yeah, with tax and tip that's like 2 cocktails.
If a bearded man went down on you, does it get tangled with your pubes? Would it tickle?
>>34957200MI mean you shouldn't be having casual sex in the first placeThat's the real issue here
>>34957239That’s not disingenuous. The social pressures to learn to be funny or get absurdly autistic about something are lower when you are genetically gifted. The average attractive person is mid>Well I went through some shit in high school!Cool. You would have gone through more shit if you were uglier.
>>34957261No I'm wearing an a shirt with comfy baggy pants, I just woke up
>>34957231You realize that Exhibanon is a NEET virgin in his 30s, right? Every post of his related to sex and relationships is in his imagination. He's also a creep that tries to get femanons to post nudes on /soc/.
>>34957261No. I don't wear jeans at all.
>>34957261Nope, just a teeny pair of shorts.
>>34957260I would dump someone over a beard. Theyre so unsightly and unhygienic. Ugly and itchy. Just repulsive the way they scratch at your skin. I wish men couldnt grow such filth.
>>34957258True, but you shouldn't need to buy someone something for them to want to have sex with you.
>>34957274Straight women are prostitutesAll of them
>>34957279Not all women are your mother, anon!
>>34957268When are people going to start spamming rumours about ME?
As a girl, I'm kind of shocked. I just did not realize that /atoga/ was filled with so many bush haters. I'm not even mad, just disappointed.
>>34957283Faggots the lot of them.No bush of any kind = woman with no sovl.
>>34957266Yeah yeah hard work beats talent and all that. Consider that there may be other reasons to learn things besides "pressure". Also coasting on looks is a very mid life and only gets you so far. Liek one of my friends is 2m tall and muscular, he makes a huge effort to be a well rounded person because people will assume him to be one of those dullards whose personality consists of "I'm tall, admire me" and nothing else. >You would have gone through more shit if you were uglier.The ugly kids at school had an absolute field day bullying the shit out of me to feel above someone good looking for once in their lifes, so fuck 'em. I have no sympathy for uggosand I absolutely cannot confirm them being better people or whatever cope you are trying to peddle. More nasty, underhanded and envious if anything. Put them in a position where they can be assholes without sanction, and you will marvel at how many "nice" ugly people drop their mask that they only wear because they can't afford being assholes on top of being ugly.
>>34957282I posted for many years to earn this obsessed cultist. Keep at it and you may get one of your own. Or the same one, he's got nothing better to do.
>>34957283dont worry, you probably have big tits no one would look at your bush anyway
>>34957282Idk what is going to be more notable than a pegger
>>34957283Sorry, but I'm big into giving oral, and bushes are big into making that a bad time.
>>34957287Maybe tripping is the key.
>>34957281His mother isn't straight. Trust me.
>>34957282I've heard you're a hot goth.
>>34957294Could be. The wacky digits might activate the neurons in his monkey brain.>>34957295Heh.
>>34957283Apparently these virgins are scared of diving into the jungle.
>>34957291I dont know, make something up!>>34957296Hehe oh you~
>>34957283The second a man's scrotum has a visible hair on it, he's thrown out. Quite the imbalance. Women are allowed to have a massive bush but men have to shave their stuff every day in between the 6 mandatory showers and 3 therapies.
>>34957281I hope not all women are cold miserable cunts, but that doesn't dispute my point>>34957295Didn't know your type were 50 year old fat white women but you do you
my ex told me that she once went into the woods with (female) friends and they decided to have a literal pissing contest. femanons, is this common?
>>34957282I heard a rumor that one of your exes said you were the 13th best (out of 16 girls he has been with) at giving head. D+ score.
>>34957304>Didn't know your type were 50 year old fat white women but you do youIt's my black genes. I can't fight nature.
>>34957303>The second a man's scrotum has a visible hair on it, he's thrown outnigga what are you talking about? ive never ONCE shaved my bush or even trimmed it, and none of the approximately two dozen women ive been with had any issue with that lmao. they just pull the hair out their mouth and carry on.
>>34957295In fairness no women are. Fucking even uptight Prudence wants to bury her face in muff.
>>34957178You are on the wrong side of the internet kid
>>34957282>rumourshttps://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/23753435/#23755462>>34957294>>34957298Are you all in the same discord group doing damage control for each other? Lmao
>>34957287Nobody cares about you.
>>34957283Most of these posters have never seen a pussy outside of porn. It's all theoretical to them at this point.
Whatever happened to ENFJ?
>>34957303This has literally never happened to any guy ever.
>>34957319He goes by Korrasami now and pretends to be a female bodybuilder.
>>34957282Are you Birdanon because you do lots of birdhands all the time?
>>34957167MThere's an easy formula for that
>>34957319Eloped with myaoHe started talking about dating a korean chick right as she expressed interest in indian guys
Women, how would you react if your bf/husband denied you sex?
>>34957326How was this equation derived?
>>34957305I didnt realize that peeing in the woods with your girlfriends was a canon event but Ive also done this. >>34957306But Im a virgin...>>34957329He would never do that, my head game is unparalleled.>>34957330Collective sensibilities. Just a vague consensus really. Like everything, reality is built.
>>34957313Now they both ran away at the same time? Kek.
I'm going to have a sexual intercourse with my moid tonight
>>34957332>Im a virgin...>my head game is unparalleled....
>>34957334You wouldn't dare. Leave room for Jesus.
>>34957334which one?
I want to stuff Birdanon like a turkey.
>>34957335Thats the joke.>>34957333>>34957338Im right here, you just seem a little schizo and I can't be bothered with all that right now.
>>34957340Yikes.
>>34957334>I'm going to have a sexual intercourse with my moid tonightOnly one?
I refuse to believe 99% percent of women who claim to be autistic.
>>34957338Hot
>>34957342That's a different anon, you retarded fatty. Fuck off back to your discord.
>>34957332>Im a virgin...https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/34921978/#q34922233Why would you lie?
I do not appreciate the Irish pagan holiday known as Halloween. As a WHITE Protestant male, I will not be participating.
>>34957338Wait birdanon is actually hot?
>>34957344one intercourse or one moid?
>>34957334Why would he do that when the Rams host the Broncos in a pivotal Week 3 matchup on Sunday Night Football on NBC (streaming on Peacock) at 8:20 eastern 5:20 pacific check your local listings?
>>34957345The diagnosis should be changed those women/girls get free gimmies
>>34957349My parents are Halloween is Satanism types
>>34957346>>34957350Trip on, fatso
>>34956176bump
>>34957264>If a bearded man went down on you, does it get tangled with your pubes? Would it tickle?Bearded man with unshaved girlfriend here: it does not get tangled; I don't think it tickles, but you'd have to ask her. But beards can be more dangerous than you might think. One time I went much longer than usual without trimming my moustache, and a vigorous kiss pushed it into her nostril hard enough to cause a minor nosebleed.
>>34957357holy shit most people already told you you were retarded, what are you bumping here exactly
>>34957356shes not that fat. if she lost like 10 pounds she'd have a perfect body. youre just a faggot.
>>34957283>I just did not realize that /atoga/ was filled with so many bush haters.It's the fault of porn.t. non-bush-hater who doesn't watch porn
>>34957359i didnt get an explanation on WHY im retarded, which is not helpful. what is her game if she doesn't want money?
>>34957361My favorite porn actresses have bush though
>>34957351One intercourse, or so she says.
>>34957283Sorry but I don't like sniffing a rotten fish while eating a vagina
>>34957363>what is her game if she doesn't want money?Money but without overtly being a prostitute. Getting you to come back to the club, tip her generously, that sort of thing.
>>34957322I'm not a bodybuilder. I just want a more sculpted back.
>>34957368how does her offering to go out outside the club get her more money in the club? she was very insistent on getting me to text her. or are you saying she didnt mean that and she will just text me to come meet her at the club?
>>34957365Who is her?I NEED to know erotic taste of atoga moids
>>34957363How much did you spend on her originally? She could just want to feel like a normal girl and date you, but be prepared for her asking you for money later after a few dates.>t. dated an escort
>>34957360Thank you. I gained a little weight after my breakup, but Im slimming down again.
>>34957363You're being so retarded that you don't even realize the problem, THAT'S the big deal.She's either interested, looking for you to become a recurring client/exclusive client or gonna steal your organs but it doesn't matter what she thinks, it's the fact that you're willingly engaging with her and considering this when she's a LITERAL STRIPPER WHOSE ENTIRE JOB IS SEXUAL AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION FOR MONEY WITH RANDOM FACELESS MEN.This more often than not includes drug abuse, drinking, deep psychological issues, STDs, mental problems, baggage from a billion problematic earlier relationships, money hungry and many other issues.
Can a femanon gentle tell me I'm not a wretched disgusting human being, I'm entitled to each and every one of my feelings and my value resides in my actions and their consequences?
>>34957372just a bottle of water and like $115 total for 5 dances + tip. she gave me her number on the second dance tho
>>34957283I don't like beards either, lots of stuff get stuck in it
>>34957319>ENFJI think you got the wrong type.
>>34957376Ask her out then and see how it goes.
>>34957360Says a simpcuck
>>34957373I think you're perfectly fine, that's a hot as fuck body.I'd have a bigger problem with you being a disgusting tripfag.
>>34957338>https://files.catbox.moe/nde0ea.pngThose short, chewed off nails tell me all I need to know.Stay very far away from her mentally ill ass.
>>34957282I've heard you're an intersex, whatever that means.
>>34957382I recovered! I dont bite anymore.
>>34957381>that's a hot as fuck body.Bro, why would you blatantly lie like that?
>>34957385I'm not, I'd bend her down right now if I could.The problem is her being a tripfag which should be punishable by death
>>34957370You get more attachedYou go to support her workYou tip handsomely
>>34957381>>34957386You're very one-note, anon
>>34957381>>34957386You're a part of the problem, if you gonna give a tripfag a positive validation like that
>>34957388Don't care, death to all trips.
>>34957383I’m really into sex too
>>34957381Do you like me better now, anon?
Should I shave this off?
>>34957374my goal is just to fuck her. why should i care about those issues(other than STDs)?>>34957379thats the plan>>34957387if she doesnt put out im not gonna go back to see her at the club lmao. ill talk to other girls and try to fuck them. why would i get attached to a sex worker?
>>34957393Can I see your blonde hair or are you bald? You have a bit of a bald phenotype.
>>34957393It looks like someone put some glaze on their pubic hair, cut it up and then glued it to your face.
can i get some birdanon lore? i want to breed her
I feel as though we have a handful of autists who each choose a tripfag to irrationally hate, and I find that very funny
>>34956176game it outbest case; you end up with either a dependent foreign national OR a gf who is a stripper likely to monkeybarworst case; you wake up with one less lung and one less kidney strapped to a drone in southeastern ukrainestripper to pressgang pipeline is a classic use of the honeytrap
>>34957398Right? It's like they've imprinted on us.
>>34957393I'm M, but that looks quite bad imo, very unkempt and just not thick enough to look decent.
>>34957398I like the one who begs femanons to talk trash about the guy he doesn't like. So petty and pathetic that I actually laughed my ass off when I saw it.
>>34957398I hate all tripfags
>>34957398Forgot your trip.
>>34957404Okay Mr. Personality, we get it
>>34957399>dependent>gfnigga i aint dating a sex worker. im just trynna fuck her.>pressgangehh, in the US? i really doubt it but yeah ill definitely be on high alert. good point
>>34957395My hair's not much better.
>women think online trolling and collecting anime figurines is more attractive than playing video gamesExplain yourself, females
>>34957409Those are some pink cocksucker lips.Anyway, keep your selfies to /soc/.
>>34957409get a haircut please
>>34957410>uncreative women say the first thing they can think ofThis should be a shock to no one.
>>34957338Pretty nice>>34957384But are you single?
>>34957393just get it trimmed up and shaped
>>34957415If you're going to impersonate people, you could at least try to type like them, anon.
>>34957410Why did "magic trick" make me chuckle? lolThat is some Tim Robinson type of shit.
>>34957415I called dibs first, sorry!
>>34957415>fake tripfaggingthis is why trips should be bannable
>>34957410>Let's see, should I dislike it if he blows all our money and we lose the house, or if he plays a couple pubg matches wit da boys to unwind.Wtf is wrong with magic trick
>>34957421>impersonates people so he can point to impersonating people as a reason to get rid of identities altogetherkek
>>34957390What about namefags? I don't think identityfags deserve death for their attention-whoring and narcissism. Still, I don't want to fuck them or even pay them compliments.You're quite hypocritical in your extreme morals.
>>34957424Here's a redpill: when women mention these ranking things, in this case the hobbies they're not thinking about the hobbies, but the man behind them.It's not about playing videogames, but the fact that chad is probably gonna play less videogames.Chad doesn't need magic tricks to impressAnd so on
>>34957428>Still, I don't want to fuck themWhat a curious thing to specifically deny
>>34957415I wouldnt waste time here if I had a boyfriend. I'd be talking to him instead.
>>34957432Okay then are you interested?
>>34957430Because that was specifically that guy's problem>>34957381>>34957386
>>34957432So you're looking for a boyfriend on here?
both genders: last time you changed your sheets?
The good thing about IDs, names and trips is that you can filter all that worthless trash, so you are not forced to see their spam.
moids be like "date your looksmatch" then have a 4 inch dick
>>34957438MEarlier this week when I put on the thicc duvet for winter.
>>34957438>last time you changed your sheets?Last Sunday. I change them every week.
Is it okay to tell a female friend I'll miss her if she's going to be away until next july except on weekends and holydays?
>>34957433>>34957437No, sorry. Im looking locally. Too physically affectionate for long distance. I just meant that Id message him whenever I was lonely instead of coming on here.
>>34957440I have a 6"2 thoughever, 6"4ish at maximum full mast
>>34957438M every 2 weeks
>>34957438This morning.
>>34957444Where's locally?>Too physically affectionate for long distanceMe too
>>34957438M I don't even know, last month?
>>34956176cool so hopefully she thinks im a retarded "good guy" simp as well and ill manipulate her into sex. thanks
>>34957439Unfortunately you still feel the need to reply to them, so there's not much point
>>34957398I don't really hate namefags, even Croc - their most infamous representative here, but they are antithetical to the anonymous culture of 4chan, so I almost always support any trolling campaign against them. They just intentionally make themselves a target and flag themselves for PvP when acting like anons are beneath them.
>>34957454You're projecting.
>>34957329looks familiar, who drew this?
>>34957438There's no sheets on my mattress anymore my room is a massive fucking mess
>>34957455How noble
>>34957440>"date your looksmatch"I never said that!
>>34957455>antithetical to the anonymous culture of 4chanAgreed but I hate this site and most of the people here. >>34957450Middle-of-Nowhere, Midwest, USA, North America, Earth.
>>34957462It's more like basic integrity that some posters here still fail
>>34957438MI haven't since I moved to this place in May I should I just can't be fucked to go buy them
>>34957409Get a haircut and trim it down to stubble.
>>34957467Repulsive.
>>34957465>Middle-of-Nowhere, Midwest, USA, North America, Earth.What a coincidence, that's where I'm gonna be next month
>>34957465>I hate this site and most of the people here. Why are you here?
>>34957465Wait so you're not even that far from the actual Ohio, wtf
>>34957472The midwest is huge. Duluth or Oaklahoma city are both midwest
>>34957471She just tries to be a bit edgy and cool, she doesn't actually mean it.
>>34957473Oklahoma is in the south, not midwest
>>34957473Oh okayI didn't want to accidentally actually set him up lmao
>>34957469I'll buy 'em tomorrow, it's about time. But it's not like it smells or anything, I never sweat in bed.
SHE IS THE QUEEN OF ANARCHY I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES I MET HER IN MINNESOTA OVER SOME PIZZA AND DIET SODASHE'S IN TO PAIN AND PURPLE RAIN I'M IN TO ROBOTS AND MUSICWE'RE DROWNING IN MINNETONKA HOPING TO PURIFY OURSELVES AND I SAYNOT THAT I AM SPECIAL, NOT THAT YOU'RE SOME WORK OF ARTLET'S LOSE IS SOME SLEEP, AND THAT IS SOMEWHERE TO START
>>34957480You can not judge your own smell.What are you, fucking 12?
>>34957455>antithetical to the anonymous culture of 4chanYep>>34957398I mean, the word "anonymous" literally means "without a name" in Greek and Latin, are you really surprised that anons hate NAMEfags?
>>34957465>Agreed but I hate this site and most of the people here.Welp, at least you're honest
>>34957483NTA but i haven't had guests in like a year, so i don't really care how it smells.
>>34957484>the nameless are jealous of the ones with names
>>34957483You can judge furniture smell though, if you walk in a room after being out all day you'll smell things that smell bad.
>>34957466Good on you to be a crusader!
I really like when moids put their expensive belongings like cars, watches and homes on their dating profiles. Its so cute. Like, "wife please look at these shiny things, wife look, shiny." I have similar feelings about guys that post fish and wildlife like, "wife look please I give you with fish and game. Husband do good?" Its so cute and endearing. Why are men so adorable?>>34957471I dont know. Habit. I come here when Im sad, I think. Self-harm probably.>>34957487Sorry. Its not true. I dont hate everyone, but I do think that this place is toxic and if youre here past your teenage years something is clearly very wrong and well, some things are very wrong in my life right now. Maybe Ill leave again when I feel better.>>34957475Hehehe youre actually right. I dont really have it in my heart to hate.>>34957472Thank god its not ohio.>>34957473Duluth is beautiful. I lived there for a while. Those steep hills get very scary during the winter months though.
>>34957494I hate doing that because I don't want to attract a gold digger.
>>34957494What if I genuinely just like wild life and animals huh
>>34957494>Why are men so adorable?tits or gtfo whore
If she's busy over the weekend but still wants to meet up, when do I text her again? Is Monday too early?
>>34957494Please don't do anything to hurt yourself. No matter how dark life gets you need to remember that there's always light waiting for you.
>>34957500You're so dumb.
>>34957494>Habit. I come here when Im sad, I think. Self-harm probably.Now I'm going to get sad every time I see your name from now on.
>>34957494So what's your type? Other than being rich
>>34957490If anons wanted to use usernames to begin with, they would've used sites like Reddit instead
>>34957500Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
>>34957493Better than being a white knight, I suppose
>>34957507you dropped this lil bro
>>34957509He actually forgot this.
>>34957496Understandable. I wouldnt want to be judged by my assets either.>>34957497I would find that very cute as well. I just think men are cute, okay?>>34957500>>34957503No worries, dont be blue, Im not suicidal or anything, just a little sad I suppose. Im behind in life and it eats at me. >>34957505I dont really enjoy being around wealthy people, I just think the behaviour is cute. I prefer smart, nerdy guys - short, jacked and blonde guys. I like kind, sweet men, thoughtful men. Things like that, but you know, when its right its right. All these things are still superficialities. Whatever comes to me that brings me joy.
>>34957494>Thank god its not ohio.BasedAll the femanons fucking hate that guy and I'm all for it
>>34957511>blondeDamn. So close yet so far. Anything else on your wishlist?
>>34957511>Im behind in life>>34957232
>>34957494>I dont know. Habit. I come here when Im sad, I thinkSame, particularly when I'm feeling lonely and unfulfilled. What's got you feeling sad?
>>34957465>>34957494Now you're just acting like a bpdemon
>Watching femanon sleep.
>>34957517Bpdemons are the best fuck though.
>>34957519Kek, trvke
>>34957520I need to find a bpdemon, I need to see what all the fuss is about
>>34957519They are indeed quirk chungus coded
>>34957519>a tripcode can be used for a single threadYou mean like /atoga/?
>>34957525No.
ok fine a trip without a name
>>34957525atoga is thousands of threads
>>34957526>NO NOT LIKE THATlol
>>34957531do you genuinely not know what a thread is and how it's different from a general?
>>34957269...
>>34957533Do you genuinely not see the difference between random /v/ threads, which is what that image was created for, and a general?
>>34957535you called /atoga/ a single thread, which is false. its a single general. idiot
>>34957536>you called it a single>it's a singlelol
moidsmoidsmoidsmoids
>>34957538and now you're just baiting
>>34957513Oh I dont have any opinions on any trips, but I do dislike the state of Ohio.>>34957514 Well, again, Im only describing my dream man. Who knows what love will bring.>>34957515Thanks anon, thats really sweet.>>34957516Sorry to hear that anon. I spent my early 20s picking up the pieces from my teens. I grew up in a rough environment and ended up chronically homeless from 15-20. I dont want to get into anything specific here. Anyway now im a full-time student in my mid-20s and feel pretty isolated from my peers. What about you, anon, whats got you down?
>>34957540WHAT
how do i get women friends online. guys just wanna e-date, and i'm not autistic enough to pretend to be a guy to platonically befriend them. i try and i add other girls on discord but it feels like they always act kind of cold towards me, then they delete me because i don't have the right interests (or because i don't like vc). getting female friends irl is hard mode because a lot of girls my age specifically dislike video games and people who play them, and i do play them a lot. i am a normie looking cis woman but still making friends is impossible for me it feels like lol.
>>34957541You're just retardedBetter luck next time!
>>34957534!
>>34957543i saw many moids today. annoying.
>>34957544which games do you play?
>>34957544Find a community with lots of female gamers like Maplestory.
>>34957542>Oh I dont have any opinions on any tripsDISAPPOINTING
>>34957544Are you autistic or suspect you may be autistic?
>>34957542>now im a full-time student in my mid-20s and feel pretty isolated from my peerswould you say it's a bad idea? i was considering going to school for a few semesters at 25
Is mid-20s not a normal age to be a student?
>>34957554.....unc
>>34957554Yeah, there's students all the way in their thirties.We're on a massive demographic/social shift and have been for a while, college right out of the gate is often not just not the best choice but not doable at all, and with the constant technology increase majors can often become useless.
If you live in the middle class you'll end up finishing college in your early 20s usually.
>>34957338Damn, would
>>34957558>usuallyDoesn't mean older students aren't common.
>>34957542>Who knows what love will bring.Where are you looking for it? Do you let guys know when you're attracted to them?
>>34957560Depends on the school but I agree.
>>34957282Remember that time you got gang raped in high school?
>>34957542Sounds like you should be proud of yourself for getting to the point you're at now after all you've been through. You're still very young so don't feel like you're behind, being mid 20s and in school isn't uncommon. Be proud that you're actually trying to build something for yourself >What about you, anon, whats got you down?One major and one more minor thing. Major thing is the emotions I feel after my father's recent death. He was basically in a vegetative state on a ventilator for a while and we decided to turn it off to let him pass but that process and that wait was longer than we anticipated. Made the whole thing feel more drawn out and cruel. What's brought it back to the forefront of my mind is that I work in a hospital and there's a patient who is frequently in n out that is in a very similar situation to my father, nearly same age, same ethnicity, same story. His heart stopped yesterday and I was at the code blue (I'm not a doctor). For a second it looked like he wasn't gonna make it and I felt relief for him to be free but he came back. As I was leaving I saw his family rushing in and I was angry at them for prolonging their father's suffering in this way. But I'm also angry at myself for how things went with my father. He wasn't the worst father but I never liked him. Despite that it all felt fucked in the end. I've also got a coworker basically avoiding me which is annoying. Before I might've joked around with her to get my mind off shit but she's committed to avoiding me like the plague. It's pissing me off at this point because it's been nearly a month of this and she makes it obvious to others as well
>>34957346>>34957561>Do you let guys know when you're attracted to them?How would a foid normally go about this?
>>34957549some random indie games, dark souls, recently got a bit into kings field too, a lot of rpgs. also my guilty pleasure lol(very casual player).>>34957552maybe, but you aren't allowed to say you might be autistic as a woman on the modern internet or anywhere with men. i had a really weird childhood so i think it's more likely i ended up weird because of that and now i'm kinda too behind on social skills as an adult to ever catch up.>>34957550seems like the only option
>>34957566Woah. Im so sorry for your loss. I hope you can make peace with his passing and untangle your feelings about everything.>>34957553I would never dissuade someone from chasing their dreams.>>34957554In europe it is, but in america students usually finish around 22.>>34957561Im on the apps but nothing feels right yet. I miss my ex.>>34957570I usually just compliment them?
>>34957571>a lot of rpgsSuch as?
