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>>34955874
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>>34959016
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...
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>>34959016
men: why are ur chests so hot and grabable
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Gender
How was your weekend?
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any atoga who are not ugly with small dicks
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>>34959030
Mine is flat and bony
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Heightcels are detestable not because they're short, but because they make everything about their height insecurities. That is all.
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>>34959033
Moid
Kind of a roller coaster
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>>34959035
I'm a 9/10 with a small dick
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>>34959036
thats okay too
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>>34959030
Compared to yours?
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>>34959040
7/10
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I want to find a cute girlfriend with nice titties that will let me suck on them regularly

Is that too much to ask?
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>>34959043
yes but also in general
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>>34959042
No it's not
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>>34959050
if thats how u feel then change it
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>>34959038
Truth. Caleb couldn't handle it either.
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>>34959038
Manlets are disgusting gremlins thobeit
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Will not jacking off when I wanna talk to girls actually help me
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>>34959052
I have no energy or will to live
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>>34959033
F
It was boring and I didn’t do much, but that’s okay sometimes.
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>>34959056
then u shouldn't worry abt the state of ur chest u should worry abt getting bettter mentally :]
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>>34959060
It's over though
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Either Gender,

If you had to choose a way for the world to end, what would you choose and why?
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>>34959062
its never over
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Atoga is weird because I talk with women here but I don't see or interact with them irl so it makes them seem almost like fictional creatures or video game characters
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>>34959064
False vacuum collapse.
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>>34959064
raining cafs and dogs
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>>34959064
A blip. Everything just immediately ends and we all head into an afterlife. Basically false vacuum collapse like the other anon said.

>>34959065
That's exactly what I was thinking.
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>>34959064
Flood
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Pretty funny reading the replies to this, chuds seething that NZ disrespected the US by taking in Afghan refugees less than 3 weeks after 9/11.
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>>34959065
You don't know that sometimes it is
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>>34959072
Stay on twitter and not here please
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>>34959070
>one of the most extremely painful ways to die
Sadistic bitch
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>>34959074
>>34959072
twitter migrants are the backbone of 4chan culture
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>>34959064
M nukes
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>>34959075
No, because I can swim, float, and comandeer a boat.
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>>34959033
M
Pretty good.

Also wtf did you see in BV, like genuinely?
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#ChudsStayOutOfNZ
#RememberCHCH
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>>34959078
You don't just swim in a flood. The water is filled with all sorts of nasty and dangerous shit. With any luck, you'll run out in your bathing suit ready to just tread water indefinitely, and immediately explode when a power line touches the water.
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i heightmog and skincolormog and haircolor mog you FUCKING pussies.
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>sister is on another "moids are so gross" rant
>claiming men pee everywhere and jerk off on furniture, don't wash clothes, etc
>this girl has never cleaned anything and lives in my guest room
>pretty sure she's never even had a bf
>every woman in my family thinks I'm some kind of ape and she cleans up after me
Genuinely wondering how many women who complain about men are doing this exact same thing.
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>>34959087
ur 5'7, pale and blond?
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>>34959033
Fine. The people stuck in middle school at age 37 on 4chan we're a bit annoying, but still a good weekend so far. Literally I don't know why you as someone on the internet would compare someone with a name to the spawn of Satan, but they do themselves like that. Seriously I can not understand the people on this website. The people on this website are literally obsessed with retardation and schizophrenia so much I'm starting to wonder it is a fetish of their's.
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>>34959085
Oh come on, first rule is to make sure the scene is safe, dumbass.
No gas, glass, fires, or wires, school shooter looking moids, or other hazards.
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>>34959073
She's right anon
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>>34959064
M

It's cliche and done to death by this point, but I'm going with zombies.
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>>34959089
6'5, pale, and blond
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>>34959088
You are an ape. A rape-ape
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>>34959033
F. Good. Got doublestuffed and it was intense.
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>>34959096
And how do you know
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>>34959100
too tall
slender man
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>>34959089
6'4 pale brunette with a rusty red beard.
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>>34959107
Faggot
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Since it is optimal for men to have sex twice a day, women should try doing that too. it makes sense for it to work both ways
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>>34959110
Women don't like or need sex
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>>34959109
i own u pussy stfu
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>>34959110
Men can't handle having that much sex demanded upon them. They start breaking down around the second week.
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>>34959110
Just jerk off, holy fuck. Or use a pocket pussy.
>But some people mock using pocket pussies
WHO CARES WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK
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>>34959112
Keep tucking your dick when you talk to me bitch
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>>34959087
t. Pantone 448 C
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>>34959110
>Since it is optimal for men to have sex twice a day
Is there data supporting this? Because I feel like I need more.
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>>34959111
puritan influence has caused people to say this, but puritan influence also branded women who'd have that much sex as nymphomaniacs. Those were probably the normal women, not the sex-haters.
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do any moids look like this... ^_^?
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>>34959126
nah he kinda ugly
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>>34959124
Nymphos are the outliers. 95% of marriages end in a dead bedroom after a few years
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>>34959123
yeah you can look it up easy, it was part of the rebuttal to the semen retention society
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>>34959129
what abt him is ugly
scruffy moids are the cutest
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>>34959126
Like Ethan Klein and Michale Cera had a baby?
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>>34959090
I actually do agree with them largely, I'll never use a name on /vr/ or /m/ or anywhere else unless strictly necessary, but I think a general thread like atoga on a board like /adv/ is different, and they take it to cartoonish unnecessary lengths.
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gaytoga
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>>34959105
I attempted a few times over a 15 year period, but finally found a treatment that worked.
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>>34959134
His puffiness, babyface and weak chin/jaw
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>>34959033
M
College work the entire weekend, so pretty awful. My life is pretty unfortunate in general though so not much different.
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>>34959104
u mean oreos, right??
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>>34959131
I thought it was 92%?
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>>34959141
i think that makes him cute
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>>34959104
Where do nymphos like you even congregate
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>>34959142
Sorry to hear it. Do you have a lot of college left?
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>>34959120
*rapes u*
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Anon, there's too much smegma on your dick. It's disgusting. I have to snip your foreskin off. Sorry not sorry.
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>>34957499
Bump? The last time I texted her was yesterday (Saturday).
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>>34959145
Only to you
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>>34959072
Fuck that and fuck the men on that plane Afghan men are a plague that should be erased, the only reason why they got sent to Nz is to destabilise the country and make it more racist so the right wing parties can win elections
>>34959126
Can you stop fucking weak chin chuds? No wonder the men look like shit these days
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>>34959154
a huge mass of girls on twitter are actually swooning over him
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>>34959139
What exactly was your problem, it was obviously solvable
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>>34959072
As a woman, I'm of the opinion that only females from Islamic countries should get to immigrate to non Islamic countries. Yes it's because I'm a misandrist. Don't care.
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>>34959150
You aren't raping shit with that clitty baby dick
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>>34959151
His smegma was promised to you 3000 years ago
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>>34959156
What's a "huge mass", you can get a huge mass of any crowd on the internet but that's not representative of anything general because the people that don't like it don't engage with it
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>>34959149
I'm around a third through my first sophomore semester, so I'd say so.
This might sound silly but things feel pointless in general, I still can enjoy things but it tends to return to a baseline negativity. I'll be 26 soon and I'm still a kissless virgin.
I could accept it if I didn't see value in myself and I know I'm not ugly, so it stings more because I feel like I shouldn't be in this situation on paper. The only reason to have a lot of money is to support a family and without a wife I'm not going to have that.
No one "owes" me their affection, but I feel that I am deserving of someone's.
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>>34959159
>Yes it's because I'm a misandrist.
Hot. Are you single?
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>>34959156
White twitter and their twink of the month but the twink is always a stupid looking twink with literally no masculine traits, femboys are straight now
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>>34959161
If he's Jewish, then it's the fucking opposite and he should've been snipped years ago. Shame on his parents.
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>>34959159
Need to leave them both, not our problem, not our responsibility to play hero
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>>34959166
>Twink
>no masculine traits
I don't think that means what you think it means
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>turn to look at foid
>foid grins seeing me look at her
>her grin makes me grin
>she grins bigger at my grin
>I grin bigger at her bigger grin
>smiling singularity
>if we weren't walking past each other quickly we would have died

does this mean she likes me?
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Take it easy for a little while, come and stay with us.
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how does it feel to hold hands with a woman?
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So none of you are going to beat this shits out?
What happened with men being good and not all men. 40 people in a group chat and no one said shit
All of you are complicit unless you do something
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>>34959173
sticky
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>>34959176
what the fuck are you talking about
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>>34959179
It's the tiktok baiter just ignore him
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The only big terrorist attack we've had in NZ was committed by a chud so I'm woke as a matter of patriotism. The shooter was also Australian, fuck those guys.
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>>34959176
what are you even talking about
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>>34959176
?? am i dumb or does this make no sense?
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>>34959179
Forgot none of you fucks are academics
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>>34959176
These men should be burned at the stake. Evil.
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Women: what's the best-smelling men's deodorant?
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is there a difference in an american L sized shirt and european? i noticed american one is way bigger
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>>34959188
I don't really pay attention to deodorant smells. Just don't smell like ass I guess.
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>>34959173
Only done it once, but I was surprised by how soft and cold her hands were.
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>>34959181
3 Afghan refugees raped a German girl in NZ
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>>34959188
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>>34959191
Bitches are COLD, it's why they love snuggling.
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>>34959189
Yes American sizes are bigger than European standards. If you go over to Europe as an American to shop you notice it quite quickly. Best rule of thumb is to size up at least one.
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>>34959192
Hot
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>>34959064
Male
God showing up and explaining to humanity how they really should have acted.
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>>34959192
This is what happens when you import Islamic males to western countries. Only import the women to escape their suffering.
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>>34959176
>>34959185
>>34959186
this looks like another case of "women got told what to think on tiktok and are about to defend a murderer of 3 children" again
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>>34959197
Abrahamic gods were invented by the upper class to keep your asses stupid
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>>34959189
ofc. americans are fat and ugly as fuck. their government, inorder to make them happy, renamed 2XL to L. Keep in mind 70% of these americans are overweight
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>>34959199
Males are the root of all bs
>>34959176
White educated
>>34959192
Brown and stupid
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men what are u having/ what did u have for dinner?
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From a womans perspective

Would you take a man you don't find physically attractive if he was "good enough". That seems more like a pragmatic decision than a passionate one, no?
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>>34959207
Cheeseburger
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>>34959200
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>>34959207
Pussy
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MOIDS
POST DICK STATUS
GIVE MY DRUNK ASS ALL THE DETAILS
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Gender
What is the dumbest thing you have done because horny?
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>>34959210
hell yea
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>>34959163
>This might sound silly but things feel pointless in general
It doesn't sound silly at all. It sounds like a heavy feeling to deal with.

I get it, it hurts when you know your have value but life isn't really reflecting it at the moment, it feels like you're grinding it out for nothing. Don't stress about where you are on some arbitrary timeline or whether you've hit certain milestones. Comparison is the thief of joy. Just focus on living *your* life.
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>>34959208
Nag but this is what results in dead bedrooms and divorce 20 years down the line
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>>34959207
I was going to make chicken stew and mashed potatoes.
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>>34959030
A baby thinks the same way. Nothing has changed
>>34959033
Tired. There's not enough weekends
>>34959038
I've only met one man who was confident enough that I didn't pay any mind to his height until well after we broke up.
It's not a negative thing with him either.
Describe him? "Oh yeah, he was short."
>>34959045
"Nice" is already a lot to ask.
>>34959064
Humanity creates a new species that succeeds us and can live past the end of our world. Basically if humans create Superman and send him off on his own adventures while we perish.
F
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>>34959214
I thought women got less horny when drunk
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>>34959214
6"3, shaven on sides and balls, trimmed on a patch
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>>34959215
Date moids
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>>34959207
I had some pizza tonight.
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>>34959215
Texted my ex I missed him
Rubbed one out and then I got back the ick
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>>34959214
White
7 inches
Curves upward, full mast has it standing on it's own
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>>34959214
You won't even care
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>>34959208
I'm not sure what you mean by this. My BF isn't 100% my dream man in terms of looks, but I'm perfectly happy with him. It's not like I think he's hideous if that's what you're asking.
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>>34959214
limp
red
stinky
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>>34959222
>shaven on sides and balls, trimmed on a patch
Tf is this gay shit
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>>34959229
>Stinky
Gross, go wash it.
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>>34959217
>Don't stress about where you are on some arbitrary timeline or whether you've hit certain milestones.
The timeline doesn't feel arbitrary though, everyone else is aging as well, we only have so much time on this earth.
>Comparison is the thief of joy. Just focus on living *your* life.
I agree with the sentiment but that feels impossible to do when I see people around me happy and walking while holding hands and just being merry. Meanwhile I feel isolated from that positive environment.
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>>34959194
Why do they steal our shirts?
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>>34959231
I don't want girls to choke on pubic hair and a bit of controlled, short trimmed bush is good for you and looks aesthetic.
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>>34959207
Spaghetti and salad. Just had a second helping.

>>34959215
Paid for a lady's OF.
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gently washing all stinky moids in nice warm bubbly water :3
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>>34959208
M
honestly most people probably never get with someone 100% their physical type. Like, my type is a tall skinny blonde with natural D cups. chances of me marrying a girl like her are just low, will have to compromise on someone who is just "good enough" like most people do
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>>34959237
>man hands
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>>34959215
>Gender
>What is the dumbest thing you have done because horny?
M
Jerked off with a wet towel.
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>>34959236
> Just had a second helping.
yay, make it a third while ur at it
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>>34959229
red? what did you do to it?
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>>34959215
Gave an ultimatum to my then GF to either have sex with me or break up. She cried a lot. I didn't feel bad at the time. Looking back on it I see how dumb it really was. I would've waited but my horny ass wanted action now.
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>>34959228
it seems like the majority of women only find like 10% of men attractive, and the ones that don't get a man their physical into settle for a "good man" who is intellectually stimulating but emotionally not.
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>>34959235
No it doesn't it looks mad fruity and weird. Either shave trim or leave it
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>>34959214
dangerous throbbing and getting worse
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>>34959230
By being bigger?
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>>34959214
seems like everyone here is well endowed. i'm just shy of 6" when fully erect. i have a stubble around there, i'm too scared to clean shave my balls with a razor :)
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>>34959245
>looks mad fruity
You're a man, I don't care about your opinion on my dick you faggotron.
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>>34959243
Ouch. Did she want to wait for marriage or something?
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>>34959243
Based rapist king
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>>34959242
Just as I get older the blood vessels got a little blown out like a drunk guy's nose.
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>>34959247
Nvm I'm retarded
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>>34959249
Careful slanging those big words around you've got the gayest fagdick itt.
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>>34959254
You're a man, I don't care about your opinion on my dick you faggotron x2



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