QOTT: Do you rike Bowsette 2026?Last Session: >>34975069
>>34978154I LOVE BEING ALIVE I LOVE BEING ALIVE
GenderWhat was your favorite subject in school?
>>34978171FArt if we're counting extracurriculars, science if not.
Anonymouses ive been seeing a boy for a biit over a month nowhe says hes sad we havent had sex yet. Im too scared though, ive never done it before and i worry i will regret it
>>34978171MaleIt honestly depended a lot on the subject and the teacher.Sometimes it was math.Sometimes it was history.It WOULD have been english if the teacher wasn't such a fucking cunt.
Why is 90% of all fiction for adults just misery porn?
>>34978171MP.E.. Don't know if that countsIf it doesn't, then science
>>34978181he just using you for sex
>>34978181So then wait until you're ready, no shit the man is gonna tell you he wants to fuck you, breaking news, if he keeps pushing it that's a huge red flag.t. moid
>>34978154No I was never into Harry Potter.
>>34978169How did this nigga beat a gastric bypass?
>>34978190he says hes wiling to wait but i feel guilty i havent given him any
>>34978171F.Chemistry and BiologyI think Chemistry came with a good teacher, biology came from my lifelong love of dinosaurs and other paleontology related era interests.The isle best game 2026 woop woop
>>34978181Don't do it. What an asshole.
>>34978154MYe, she's quite chuddy
>>34978171>What was your favorite subject in school?Not to sound like a fucking nerd, but I loved all of my core subjects. I guess math and science, since they came a lot more naturally to me, but I enjoyed Social Studies classes and English because I learned a lot I wouldn't otherwise know.
>>34978181>Anonymouses ive been seeing a boy for a biit over a month nowThen why are you here, to cheat on him?
>>34978198Dumbass you feel guilty because he WANTS you to feel guilty, between that and the "willing to wait" sounds like he's giving an ultimatum and playing with your feelings so you give it up, get some self esteem.One month in and he's already with this shit?Very dangerous stuff, but I'm also gonna assume you're both like 18-19 so both are retarded
womenwhen you dress proactively or wear gym attire when you're out do you ever notice guys who can't help but check you out, but then no matter how much you try and get their attention so they can make a move, they seem to ignore you?
>>34978185IdkImage for exhibanon
>>34978199Literally female me. Except I can't afford a PC gaming PC to play the isle. Based
>>34978181You can always wait till marriage, like people did in the old times
>>34978208>no matter how much you try and get their attentionI can't remember the last time I tried to get attention instead of trying to avoid it from a random guy while I was out.
>>34978201>gets both height and titty mogged by a 6'0 ginger girl who is so poor she can't even pay attentionMalfoid btfo by Stacy Weasley
>>34978208FI always thought that when a guy looked at me on the gym its more like "I have detected something moving in my immediate vicinity" - "Thing detected, woman, kinda tall" - "Scanning for something else that is new while concentrating on reps"I cant be far off with that
>>34978208I liked it when the cute cashier named Dennis was kinda happy to see me checking him out.
>>34978206im sorry i didnt want to make it sound like hes manipulating me, hes not at all. He said>ah I understand don’t worry. if it makes you feel any better i think ur very pretty, and im willing to wait if it makes u more comfortable :)>I'm also gonna assume you're both like 18-19 so both are retardedIm 22 and he is 21, though admittedly he is not the sharpest bulb but hes not an idiot
>>34978225idk about other people but i can usually tell if what's moving in my peripheral vision is a woman worth looking at
>>34978171f, probably woodwork but for atar it was chemistry. hated physics because my teacher was shit. my best subject was it, I enjoyed the programming stuff we did although I hate programming a lot>>34978208guys check us out no matter what, so its not as if it really matters to me. i never try to make a move or get them to make a move, why would I?
Moids, why aren't you going to singles events? The women that go to these are really interested in dating and relationships and they need more men to go to these events so they can be successful.
>>34978185Because adult life is misery. So you are in a misery mindset, and resonate with misery. Also when there's no aspect of hardship or overcoming or darkness or misery, then it's sort of two dimensional. Who wants to watch or read or play something that has no misery? What? Everyone is just happy all the time? Boring
>>34978238Misery porn isn't about overcoming it it's just wallowing in it. I wouldn't say Lord of The Rings is misery porn.
>>34978218Her knees are fucked up from sucking so much coxk
>>34978234>why would Iyou you kidding or just dull that's the female dating strat see a guy noticing you? stand in his field of view or next to him, that way he 100% knows you're interested and can make a move
>>34978230>im sorry i didnt want to make it sound like hes manipulating me, hes not at all.You're the one being manipulated, of course you're gonna say that.>ah I understand don’t worry. if it makes you feel any better i think ur very pretty, and im willing to wait if it makes u more comfortable :)That makes it sound a bit worse not gonna lie, he just HAD to throw the "ur very pretty" line for assurance while still saying he's "willing" like it's a massive sacrifice.I'm a man, a male, a big ass fucking nigga, this isn't a girl telling you something, this is a guy telling you how we operate.This sounds like a mix of mild manipulation and the guy being desperate for sex, if he's actually interested he will wait more until you're actually ready, and if you give up to him you're playing right into his cards and you WILL regret it eventually, maybe sooner than you think.
>>34978235ME? What would I be going there for? They don't want me. I'm a manlet autistic NEET. I don't see why I would subject myself to that AND pay for it. Makes no senseI can't speak for normal fellas. But that's why I wouldn't go
>>34978235Why does it have to be an even split?
>>34978248Well even if you are talking about that, again, adult life has a lot of misery and so it resonates. My life is sort of hopeless and miserable but I don't personally like things that dwell on it forever. There has to be even a faint light somewhere otherwise it's just shit
>>34978253christ i dont think its that serious
>>34978260Then why are you asking and why are you having doubts?Holy shit take the advice and answers everyone here told you or fuck off and be stupid on your own.
>>34978198If you're gonna fuck him do it because you want to not because you feel guilty. Never because you feel guilty.
>>34978259Yeah that's my fuckin' point retard.
>>34978181>You must be 18 to post on this fucking forum
>>34978268But I answered it... retard. I just told you
>>34978260That guy was telling you how it is. You yourself mentioned being scared and worried about regretting it. Holy fuck its been a month. Fuck him then
>>34978154trans rights
>>34978181God dammit. Why the fuck do you have to be back?
>>34978235There are no singles events where I live.
>>34978272Why do you type like that? Are you schizophrenic or something? You post like a Schizo.
>>34978276No. Asolutamente fucking no. That is not even remotely believable. Where the fuck do you live, Nome, Alaska?
>>34978279Like what? What do you mean? I'm typing perfectly fine
whats stopping me from just going to a single parents dating event and getting a dilf husband
>>34978280Close. Utqiagvik
>>34978198It sounds more like you don't want to fuck him and he's pressuring you to say yes or no outright so he knows if he has to move on.Stop wasting each others time.
>>34978273im scared that i wont like sex, im scared it wont be as fun as i imagined
ladies what is the reason that i am 26 and never had sex or relationship?
>>34978280Okay I looked it there are a couple, but you have to pay to attend. Is that normal?
>>34978287i do want to fuck though im just anxious. Weve been sleeping and snuggling together and its been fun im just scared of losing my virginity
>>34978290you're gross
>>34978249Tomboys get scuffed knees. Malfoy gives dry handjobs.
>>34978295i don't think i am ugly, sister. Not a chad either
>>34978280>>34978291Nevermind that one is actually one town over. I live in Lansing Michigan, and nothing ever happens here.
>>34978294You already got your answers and like the manipulated dumb bitch you are, you're pushing back on them, you've given like 3 different reasons on why you're afraid of losing it and hinted at like 2 more, take the hint that you are writing yourself.
>>34978294Okay what specifically scares you about losing your virginity? Your view on sex won't be that great or something? You're not having it right now so how does that affect anything in your life?
>>34978235I have zero desire to be in a relationship
>>34978288You're looking at it the wrong way.Do you like the guy? If so you're either going to have sex with him eventually or frendzone him. Keeping him in relationship limbo is irresponsible and your attempt to avoid accountability.
>>34978294Why don't you give him some gluck gluck then?
>>34978301nta but why are you doing this?It's clear she already knows this. That's why she's responding to you alone. It's like she wants you to lead her there by the hand and force the truth down her throat.
>>34978301why are you guys being so irrational
>>34978235i dont want to be a safe backup plan for a past her prime girl who had fun with bad boys. i want a early 20s girl to desire me
>>34978288So it's not even about him you're just pussyfooting around because the sex in your head is safer than finding out what the real thing is like
>>34978282All disjointed and weird.
>>34978309I'm fucking tired of her retardation but you're right, holy shit it's annoying, hope she fucks him and he gives her herpes and dumps her within a week.
WiomenDo shy men give you "the ick"? On a scale of 0-10 (10 being a strong "ick") how bad is it?
>>34978301How is that even manipulation. Damn you simps
>>34978315No. I'm counting shyness and lack of confidence as two separate issues here.
>>34978319The difference being?
>>34978209It shall be added to the collection, thank you.
>>34978315>[no not at all, i guess worse case scenario i'd confuse his shyness as not liking me and then i'd start to distance myself from him as to not bother him
I doxxed myself and no one even gave a fuck.
Is it normal for a guy to get naked during a massage? My BF had a massage today, and was telling me about it, and he said the massage therapist told him it was ok but that seems pretty sus to me. I'm not happy at all about this. He should have specifically gotten a male massage therapist if he planned to get naked.
>>34978314No you know what's going to happen.It's all too common with immature people having sex. She's going to get hurt and it's going to destroy her. Then she's going to come running back her crying about it. Asking why no one told her men are evil. I will agree it is tiring having the same convo over and over again with young women.
>>34978288NTABut losing your virginity sex is always awkward and terrible. Might as well get it out of the way so you can practice to have good sex.
>>34978326Why would we
>>34978325see >>34977808
bonetoga
>>34978332this is awful advice, theres nothing wrong with wanting ur first time to be special, u make having sex out to sound like some sort of chore to get out of the way
>>34978312>because the sex in your head is safer than finding out what the real thing is likeyeah i guess
>>34978327It's normal for either gender to get naked during a massage.
>>34978320The lack of ability to express oneself vs the lack of drive to take action
>>34978327Lmao this is a good one.The bait isn't believable but it is still pretty creative.
I really want a stinky moid to cuddle.
>>34978334whats the correlation
>>34978313It's not disjointed. They are called commas and fullstops. They indicate where a sentence begins and ends and when to pause on sentences so you can understand the context and meaning for the words withinIf I say "Well even if you are talking about that again"That means you are talking about something again. If I add a coma before "again" that indicates I am not talking about you but stating a previous point another time. Understand, dummy? Zoomies... They can't even read plain english
Is it possible to meet women at a shooting range?
>>34978235TikTok bait but I'll bite:These events have the same problems as dating apps, i.e. they're lowest common denominator matching for people who don't have any other way to find a partner (no hobbies, no friends who can set them up, etc). The only thing you have in common with the other people there is that you're all single and looking for a partner. There might be some diamonds in the rough, but it's such a wide range of people that they're just as unreliable as apps, just with the added security of seeing people in person first.So that's why men don't go to them. Men who use dating apps would rather just stay at home using apps, while men who don't use dating apps would rather seek women they have things in common with (friends/hobbies/interests).
>>34978344The triple period is weird and I feel like shizos like to use it a lot.
>>34978342Hi
>>34978345Why would you take unnecessary risk at the firing range?Isn't it scary enough shooting lead down range?Do you really need to add being rejected on top of it?
>>34978348We actually do. You can have all it, my dad started drinking again and he's not a happy camper when he's drunk so the less alcohol in the house the better. Not that it matters, he just picks up vodka on the way home from work.
are there more stinky or clean moids itt
>>34978336yeah i want my first time to be special, ive been hyping it up in my mind for years
>>34978342i'm not stinky but i'm pretty thin so you're not gonna like it
>>34978320i'm confident in my looks, my fitness, my big dick, my sex, my intelligence, etc, so much so that it's probably extremely grating to other people that aren't like me despite the fact that i seem to get along very well with most people in most situationsbut i'm very shy, unless i'm sperging out about something i'm very reserved and don't care to interact with people
>>34978350It's called an ellipsis anon. It represents a pause.
>>34978360No one asked for your blog post homo.
>>34978357I didn't shower today but I'm quite clean.My room however is a fucking mess, haven't cleaned in like 3 weeks.
>class full of guys>too retarded to vibe with them, they don't talk to me>nice enough to help me out when I ask>not enough to get into/form a study groupIts hard studying alone and all of them just refer me to youtube. The girls I meet are the same and the only girl I really loved that was helpful moved to another uni because she hated it here. How do I survive? I did meet one guy last semester whom I'd study with and he was nice, but we're in different majors and I lost contact with him. My TAs are dismissive too and its annoying to see all these guys talking about the project they work on together but I struggle on my own. I'm exhausted, this is just me trying to find a support system. I don't even have friends here. I also struggle with keeping my bubbly self contained to not put them off so idk what to do. ;_;
>>34978350It is called an ellipsis. I am using it to express my confusion, hesitation and bewilderment at your retardation...
>>34978357I'm clean but scruffy. I showered and then took a bath but forgot to shave.
>>34978350Anon...
>>34978363messy cuz clutter or messy cuz filth?either way id help u clean it i love cleaning >>34978366hot..scruffy moids are the best kind of moids
https://youtu.be/RUI6GyzvAzYI love these chud rage videos, I should make videos like this. Thoughts? Should I start making YouTube videos?
my life is over.I botched itbut it won't be official until the 16thfuck me
Foids I'm listening to Kyuss and eating spaghetti. Jealous?
>>34978357I had a shower 8 hours ago. I'm clean as fuck boi
>>34978375what happened?
>>34978378the test went badlyI'm gonna numb my mind with some vidya and think about what to say to my dad when he asks how I did.
>>34978335Is it supposed to do that
>>34978377fat people stink fresh out the shower usually
>>34978283Nothing if you want to date a single dad.
>>34978336>T. Virgin who's never had sex
hello native english speakers. please explain to me how "eggs over easy" makes any sense. as someone who's 2nd language is english it doesn't sound correct to me !
>>34978354I have no fear of being rejected. That said I see no women at all at the range unless they're with their boyfriends so fuck it.
>>34978290Icky
Goodnight guys. I'm in a bad fucking mood, but I really shouldn't ruminate on that or I'm not gonna be able to sleep.
>>34978382no one stinks after a shower, dont be mean>>34978380is it like the one and only test for whatever its for?if not, can’t u just do well on future tests? im assuming this like a college course exam youre talking abt
>>34978386Don't try to make sense of it, you just learn what shit means and then repeat it like a parrot.
>>34978382Why would you say this to me? Fuck you
>>34978370Messy with a little bit of filth because it gets dusty and my fucking cat throws litter everywhere so if I don't clean it every 5 hours it can get in certain places before I realize.
>>34978386as a native speaker, english is fucking retarded, it's easier to just accept some things
>>34978386You have eggs in a pan. You flip them over. Only for a brief time so they stay soft and easy. Eggs, over, easy.>>34978390Good night anon, rest well.
>>34978392nah, it's like GED type shit, I'm nearing 30, and a neet, so yeah, running out of time, and excuses.if I didn't botch this, I'd be starting college next year, but alas...
>>34978376Nag what album
>>34978385>>T. Virgin who's never had sexyes, and proud, im superior to all others who have lost their virginity yet arent set to marry/have married whoever they had sex with.virginity will always be special no matter how degenerate society gets.
>>34978386Gtfo ESL
>>34978386The best answer I can give you is "don't worry about it". it doesn't sound correct to us either it just is.
>>34978392>dont be meanit's like a fat fold thing, you have to use a detachable shower head and make sure you get all the soap and sweat out>>34978394i'm not trying to be mean man, you can get fit and or shower properly, you have that in you i've just had some bad experiences with fat friends
>>34978398>Good night anon, rest well.Thanks man. Also I'm not sure if this was today or yesterday, but I was being a dick to you recently so I'm sorry about that.
>>34978399can’t u just retake it tho?>>34978395post cat
>>34978386>english>make senseJust go with the flow
>>34978342Me too. Lonely saturday night. >>34978208I dont need to seek attention, I get enough.>>34978171French.>>34978386Now I really want to know the etymology.
>>34978386
>>34978408I can, yeah, but again, the pressure isn't on the test, but the social pressure of telling family members>hey, yeah, looks like it'll be another year
>>34978406sounds like its a lack of knowing how to properly wash thing, not a fat thingmany non fat ppl dont wash properly> fat friendscan i get their number per chance
>>34978401Fucked in the head parroting incel memes lol. Virginity is basically meaningless you're just socially stunted
>>34978408>post catNah that can easily doxx me if someone here happens to know me, she's a striking little cutie.
>>34978389why does it give you the ick? i just got unlucky
>>34978410>etymology Diner shorthand
>>34978413no it's def a fat thing, skinny people don't smell like fat people ever
>>34978400Sky Valley>heh plebYeah sure but I just really wanted to listen to Sky Valley
>>34978419yeah, pretty sure it just stands foreggs cooked easy, and flipped over
Women are meanFucking stinky smelly foids. I HATE you. Stop calling me fat. IM NOT FAT. I'm an endomorph. Know the fuckin difference
>>34978415can we get a ms paint rendition of her then>>34978414how many bodies do u have?>>34978412thats tough, sorry, do you have any plans what youre going to do for the next year then for a better outcome? both related and not related to the ged?
need a girl who will let me do what i want
>>34978410Get enough attention but is still lonely on a Saturday night. Curious
>>34978422Ohh!! Oh wow that makes sense, thank you.
>>349784274. I feel no different from when I was a virgin
Foids, do you really think men are designing all your jeans? Like really? We are the only ones out there designing them? 80% of fashion designers are women, you do know that don't you?
male/female would you do body odor based blind dating
>>34978427I'm about to fucking play gta 6 and zone the fuck out.or I could just get a minimum wage jobhonestly, I'm so over this academic shit, it's bullshit, stuck on fucking math, and you're telling me that I won't even need to touch math in college?I'm stuck in hell through pure administrative bullshit.
>>34978416Your brain is supposed to be developed and you had 7 years of being an adult and you still can't enter into a relationship?
>>34978431>4tells me all i needed to know, thx >or I could just get a minimum wage jobgood idea, good luck>>34978425ur fat and thats okay mwa
>>34978410>>34978411>>34978422
>>34978429Im not over my ex and it wouldnt be fair to a date to rebound knowing Id leave in a heartbeat if he wanted me back.
>>34978432men wouldn't be designing jeans with no fucking pockets
>>34978437>or I could just get a minimum wage jobgood idea, good luckmeant for>>34978435
>>34978407I appreciate it, but don't sweat it at all. Stuff like that doesn't bother me. Just try to get some good sleep.
>>34978425>sad sad moid
>>349784212nd best behind circus leaves town 2bh demon cleaner will always be a classic
>>34978432Who the fuck is she talking to?
>>34978439I mean that's fair.However, counterpoint. You could find a guy who also isn't over his ex and just cuddle him. That way you both are on the same page about it.
>>34978442Wish I was dumber, too smart for disabilities, too dumb for achieving the most basic of accomplishments.
>>349784374 isn't even high. You just think it is because you've mythologize sex into some terrifying impossible thing
>>34978446Presumably her tiktok followers
>>34978154why did you spell 'like' wrong like a bad asian accent was that on purposeanyways i like the girl draco stuff because every time i try to flirt with people i get nervous and end up being mean and its nice to imagine that wouldnt ruin everything for once
>>34978436well my parents are super religious and they sent me to a all boys school, so i basically had 0 female interaction my teenage years. I still dont know how to flirt and stuff. like i said i got unlucky
>>34978449>4 isnt a high body countmaybe if humans lived to be 500 years old4 is 4 different people you showed the most vulnerable version of yourself tothat speaks volumes to how little you value your self>>34978448if that was the case, youd be stuck in ur current position for good. but this way you get to try again next year and certainly pass. how bad all this feels rn will mean hardly anything to u in a couple years from now.
>>34978445Got any other stoner metal recs? I literally haven't dived into the genre at all other than Kyuss.
>>34978453>I'm just a stupid dumbbaby and I don't want to learn by trial and error or develop essential skills.Ok, sit in your pitty party.
>>34978444Foids made me fat from no sex. Apologise
>>34978460*pityRetards like you have no business judging anybody.
>>34978464Poppin' bottles in the ice, like a blizzardWhen we drink, we do it right, gettin' slizzeredSippin' sizzurp in my ride (in my ride) like Three 6Now I'm feelin' so fly like a G6
>>34978458That's hilarious, I'm a grown ass man not some child who's vulnerable and needs to be protected, I have nothing to be afraid of. If anything you have lower self esteem if you put so much weight into how people see you when you're naked. It could be way higher, it's average
>>34978452Have you listened to some of the ASMR Slytherin student roleplays?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7eTt90AFaA
Post genderDo you use blackout curtains, an eye mask, white noise, a special pillow, or anything else "special" to sleep?
>>34978469...no? why would i listen to this
>>34978470Yes. Usually white noise. Have tried a fan. Now it's melatonin and diphenhydramine
>>34978466its not a protection thing its a trust thing, its a bonding thing, its a connection thing. do you just view sex as an simple act and not a life long relationship?
>>34978470I used to have blackout curtains and just made me oversleep and feel like shit
>>34978459Queens of the stone age is the obvious choice, their older stuff moreso than their newer stuff. Tigercub's perfume of decay for a more niche choice.
>>34978470MNo, unless I'm in a noisy hotel or sick, in which case I use white noise, nyquil, and/or melatonin. I take magnesium supplements before bed too if that counts.
>>34978470M, I am incredibly fucking sensitive to light while sleeping. I have blackout curtains, an eyemask, and I often cover up my face with a small blanket when those aren't enough.I also need sound. AC is enough, but I usually fall asleep to a Youtube playlist of gaming videos.
>>34978473They're separate things
>>34978471You like Slytherin girls right?
>>34978470FI can kind of sleep anywhere if I'm truly tired. But if I'm trying to fall asleep quickly and I'm not that tired complete darkness and laying on my stomach helps so I am using some blackout curtains I got for free.
>>34978467Yes but why does her kitty look like that?
>>34978404>t. Entjeet
>>34978470MI have a "sleep hoodie"
>>34978480no they are not
>>34978462im sorry i made you a fatty, do you want my dieting tips?
>>34978487They are. You're just afraid of it
>>34978470hmm no but I really should get some blackout curtains
>>34978488OK but if it involves no pussy then i'm not doing it. I'm a vaginavore and i'm starving. I need pussy or im gonna starve of fatness
>>34978491if youre not afraid of sex then you dont value it properly
>>34978481no, i just feel kind of validated that people like the fanart and stuff because i relate to her
>>34978496She seems kind of a cunt though. You relate to that?
>>34978467She's literally pissing, why are men so retarded
>>34978462I made you fat for our tolken femanon that likes fat moids.
>>34978494No lol? Sex is supposed to be fun, if you're pathologically afriad of it and see anyone with a body count over 0-1 as a whore then you have a weird virgin complex about it
>>34978493if you eat less than 1000 calories a day every day i guarantee youd see results. Make sure to use a food scale and calculate the calories accurately. Worked great for meas for your vagina-less diet, i have no fix
>>34978500sorry but I like girl piss
>>34978500She's not. It's clear and not yellow.
>>34978500Why doesnt squirt taste/smell like pee? Ive always wondered this.
>>34978505Would let me pee on your pp
>>34978501*tokenWhat is she a fucking orc?
>>34978508ayo this nigga's drinking piss lmao
>>34978504>less than 1000 calories a day everyAuschwitz mode
>>34978510yes but why my pp and not my chest?
>>34978503no i said its weird to have a body count over 0 *and* not be married to that personobviously once you are with someone, you can have plenty of sex and that then opens the doors for sex being fun, but at first, sex should be treated with care and high regards.
>>34978512Im a girl I just got curious lol
is kittenposter jewish?
>>34978501great, now make them all fat
>>34978520how new are you?
>>34978519disgusting i've totally never tasted my own cum out of curiosity haha
>>34978504>less than 1000 calories a dayOk in all seriousnessThat's not even good for women, let alone men. that's not healthy
>>34978519THIS BITCH DRINKING HER OWN PISS LMAO
>>34978511I'm your worst nightmare.
>>34978470M. They're not proper blackout curtains but they're pretty close.
>>34978507>piss can't be clearJfc>>34978508You drink a lot of water before squirting so that they're bladder is full and therefore easier to expel piss when they convulse. It's just very diluted piss
>>34978525We have one femanon that thinks eating 800cal is ok and one that thinks being 260lbs isn't obese. Go figure
>>34978526*making this poster fat*
>>34978501I'm not actually that fat though, desu. I'm only joking around. But I'm definitely on the chunky side, I could lose weight. Does she like muscly fat or just norf fc fat?
>>34978518It's really not as big a deal as you think it is. Again you only see it that way because you've never had it
how many calories are in a glass of femanon squirt?how many calories in a glass of manon cum?
>>34978513You cant say that, I have family that died in the holocaust>>34978520depends>>34978525you sound like my dumb doctor
>>34978530When it's squirt it usually comes out clear without the kidney bits.
>>34978533im definitely not the femanon shes referring to..but what is a norf fc fat?
>havent seen a girl at my work for long while>we share a hobby so we spoke a bit here or there but we never dated or anything>i asked her if she lost weight cause i can clearly say she did>"yeah i did diet, i would show you my progress pics but i left my phone in car">i joke that she shouldnt show me pics like that at work, that would be weird! but its okay in private>she giggled >we spoke some more about exercise and shit>went home, sent her a quick msg on ig>she sent me 3 pics of herself in underwear, one of them was a shot of ass in thong>but all of them were professionally taken? i want to fuck her silly, is she down?
>>34978537>you sound like my dumb doctorHe's not actually dumb. He knows what he's talking about
>>34978537Wish you died with em
>>34978499yeah. with guys im into anyway, i dont know. its like i dont know what to say, but instead of stuttering or something i turn sarcastic and make fun of everything i can get my hands on. but its almost like a panic thing. idk why it happens.
>>34978534the opinions of those with a body count over 1 mean nothing to me
>>34978540You never seen NORF FC memes?
>>34978539>kidney bitsAre you diabetic?
>>34978536A glass? Probably 10 Cal for the squirt and 30 Cal for cum, just using animal stock as a reference
>>34978515That's a bit too lewd, I'd have to work up to it. I'd just do it over your dick and pop it right back in. Thanks for letting me though. Hot.
played maplestory today to relax after work and to not think about women
>>34978549>only at 1Phew!!! Made the cutoff
>>34978551not familiar nohow chunky are u exactly?
>>34978552No
any lonely femanon here who wishes she was getting dicked down rn?
female ejaculate also often dries leaving a film from skeens gland lubricant. part of the reason it's clear is because even if a woman has an empty bladder at the start of sex, kidneys will go into overdrive to fill them back up before ejaculation, likely without as intense removing waste product
What cock girth is considered thick?
>>34978561Well average penis girth is 4.59 to 4.69 inches. So maybe 5"?
>>34978553"animal stock"
>>349785616in bare min
>>34978555I used to be the #1 BT in my world for a while.>>34978520I think shes pro-child mutilation purely to ragebait. I hope.
>>34978545*she* is an alliterative medicine doctor with the modern medical experience of a nurse that i put up with because i dont want to find another general practitioner
>>34978556ur on thin ice...
>>34978559Fuck no. Women don't like sex, it's all performative.
>>34978565well vegetable stock wouldnt work now would it
>>34978570It's okay, you'll be my #2 and last :)
to the anon that just sneezed, bless u
>>34978557Well that's what it is. With many variationsWell it sits on me ok to where I still have shape. I'm not a blob if that's what you are asking
>>34978571MI'm beginning to think these are stealth horny posts trying to get women to talk about how much they love sex.
>>34978576so ur like 20 lbs overweight or what>>34978574>being a man's 2nd ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
to the anon that just sneezed,Curse ye
>Sony loses Kojima to XboxWhy is Sony retardmaxxing?
my sleep schedule is raped beyond beliefgotta wake up in 6 hourstime to rape my hand and fall asleep
>>34978580I don't think you'll care when my belly is resting on your back
>>34978587nice larp, ur not a real fat guyi can smell a lanklet a mile away
>>34978589Stop bullying me
>>34978580Probably 4 or 5 stone extra than I should have. Some internal. It fluctuates depending on the activities I have to do
>>34978590post belly then
>>34978594I will describe it instead
>>34978592>Probably 4 or 5 stone extrasounds promising.. im sure ur a handsome guy>>34978596stop the fat larp, be urself
there's a lot of faggotry itt
Where can I meet a shy gf? I don't have any friends or social life to speak of as they evaporated over time but have been meaning to pick up more hobbies and activities to change this (not just to meet girls mind you).I'm kind of stuck in limbo right now and have no idea what to start with, I feel with a lot of my interests such as /out/ and /o/ I am getting pulled in multiple directions
>>34978596Post your fat stomach, you mall santa mthfker.
I think about women every day
>>34978597>sounds promising..kekWell i'm losing it. I started working out a month ago because it is at a point were I have to do something. I don't want to be fat
>>34978606Oh yeah? Name every woman.
>>34978604>have been meaning toHate it when niggas say this, do or don't bitch
>>34978608:[ can i at least get some pics of u before u become another npc cog in the machine of skinny manons
>>34978559If my ex hadn't dumped me maybe but as things are rn I want nothing to do with a dick.
>>34978617Question in the file name.
>>34978615I dont post pics of myself ever. Sorry. But i'll never be skinny. I was always a sturdy stocky build, it runs in the family
>>34978621>But i'll never be skinny. I was always a sturdy stocky buildgood :] as every man should be can u describe urself some more then pls pls pls
>>34978617You too? >>34978621How could you play with chubby chaser's heart like that?
I need to smack her butt
>>34978580I wish women thought like this en masse but that they also wanted to only sleep with one person ever I get insecure about the fact I don’t have any experience as I get older
>>34978623>You too?It was a while ago
>>34978611Yeah well I gotta figure out what to do
>>34978629Bald kitteh
How do I purchase a copy of Lolita without making the cute bookstore girl think I'm a predator?
>>34978622kekokI've got the cold adapted body plan. Larger core, shorter limbs. My legs are very thick. Developed shoulders and lats. My arms or kinda short but strong. I'm basically a neanderthal. I currently have a layer of fat on me but honestly it doesn't sit too bad (or too good?) on me for my current weight. Alpinoid skull shapeNot really sure how else to describe
>>34978634Wear a trench coat with sunglasses
>>34978634Online
>>34978636>Not really sure how else to describewell, just the important stuff, i wanna know abt ur moobs and gut status, how hairy u are as well. how specific am i allowed to get? can i ask abt ur nipple color and size too perhaps?
Watch out for fucking Scorpios!
>>34978381>Is it supposed to do thatBearde vultures are called ossifragus, which is Latin for bone-breaker.Usually they would drop big bones from high up to break them. I can't imagine that size will be comfortable to digest, but then their stomach has the ph level of battery acid, so it digests quickly.
What's the best way to attract big titty girls?
Shit, fucking watch out for Capricorns!
can the boys ask a few half decent questions real quick so i can feel socialized before bed
>>34978652do you have an accessible fornix region?
Foids, what’s something you used to think was normal in sex that you later realized was mostly porn or one bad partner?
>>34978652Sorry. Am in bed. Good night.
>>34978655i just learned new things by trying to google what you meant
Women, what’s the most overrated sex advice you’ve seen guys repeat?
>>34978656I can't think of anything
>>34978658me too im tucked in i just get lonely so i open my phone to talk to you before bed
moids do u have nice handwriting or motor skills or reflexes?
>>34978652If your BF tells you to "Suck that dick, bitch!" how do you respond? Do you comply?
>>34978658oh sorry goodnight anon
>>34978667Not particularly.
>>34978665I hope you sleep really well anon. I’ll talk to you more tomorrow/later.
>>34978669context defines everything but thats neither okay to say in a casual way or very exciting if the goal is dirty talk so this is pretty universally a lame thing to say
>>34978663We like violent bullshit or rape.I need you to be banned from viewing every porn site forever.
>>34978667My handwriting sucks but only because I didn't really tried to be better, my motor skills are good and I use them to paint, cook and play vidya.
It amuses me that I walk around in shabby clothes with a shaved head so no one knows I'm a sensitive young man.
>>34978667I play vidya so I got good reaction speedmy handwriting is readable when I want it to be, but motors kills are shit because I'm fat, so reflex is also shit
>>34978667my handwriting varies, it can look nice, and my motor skills and reflexes vary as well from spiderman to very very high spiderman
>>34978678>I'm fat,hiiiiiiiii
>>34978667Poor in all
>>34978680I'm also ugly and retarded.
>>34978684im ugly and retareded tooi think we might be soulmates
>>34978686Nah, I'm like if Quasimodo was also a leper.I'm chill.
>>34978667i've pretty good reflexes. i used to do complex origami as a kid
why do girls like my autism? I don't get it :/
>>34978688can u be chill together w me tho
>>34978692Sorry, my chill requires total separation from society.I can only be chill when I'm with me and myself only.
How do you stop intrusive, compulsive yearning? Im genuinely sick of it, I know its unhealthy and therapy isnt helping.
>>34978694:[
>>34978695When you learn your place in society, you never yearn again.So try asking more people out, they beat the shit out of you.
>>34978695Yearning is spiritually fulfilling, what you're doing sounds more like craving which is unwholesome.
>>34978696It's a good thing, means you didn't waste your time on a dead end
anons is 0.836 a good or bad AUROC score for a basic regression?
Speaking of yearning. I want to be picked up, sat on the kitchen counter and kissed softly. I want to cuddle on the couch and watch John Waters films. I want a happy marriage and a cabin in the woods. Where is my happy ending? :(
>>34978701Stupid kitty, making up fake words and then posting numbers.
>>34978700id waste a gazillion minutes on u
>>34978641I don't know if I could say I have moobs. Depends what you call them. There's fat at my side on my lats, which exaggerates the actual size of them a bit. It's the same story in a lot of places. Not as much on my front chest. they've lost some definition for sure though>gut statusI have one. Nothing dramatic. Most of the size comes from internal fat. Nothing dramatic either, but it's not a tight waistGot a lot of hair on lower legs and upper, and some on chest. Not crazy amounts thereSo not norf fc but i'm not skinny either. I was trying to find an example on image search but it is taking way too long. Sorry. Couldn't find anything
>>34978703dyel
>>34978703You're 6'2 and 200lbs, you think I have a tower crane or something?
>>34978677*slaps your bald head*
>>34978701Have sex, nerd.
>>34978704Theyre not fake i heard my professor say them
>>34978667I have awful handwriting. I have decent motor skills and my reflexes are good when they actually work and switch on, which is hardly never. Nothing phases me usually. I am usually stuck in analysing and processing mode
>>34978709why-I-oughta!
>>34978705You should spend those minutes better, we only have a finite amount of them.
>>34978703Alas, I can’t help with that
>>34978708Stoppp hahaha Im not that big wtf if my 5'6" ex can lift me, so can you.
>>34978706u sound pretty hot, altho needing a lil extra for sure. >I was trying to find an example on image search but it is taking way too long.u could always take a pic of urself and use ai to disguise urself>>34978716why r u so hard on urself
>>34978715
>>34978719Bet he was moving like picrel, how much do you weigh
>>34978721Just being honest with myself.
>>34978725theres being honest and then theres being pessimistic
Everyone need to cheer up, get some hobbies or something.
>>34978726I'm both at the same time.
>>34978724Hahaha I will find you and I will crush you. My BMI is 21.
>>34978667Sloppy handwriting, excellent coordination and reflexes
>>34978730welll stop it
>>34978703
>>34978734I think enough time has passed to say that Smallville is the best live action Superman adaptation.
>>34978727I have hobbies I just don't wanna do them. I'll watch other people do my hobbies on YouTube instead.
>>34978727I'm too depressed to do my hobbies
>>34978721>u sound pretty hot, altho needing a lil extra for sureNot sure if that's a compliment coming from a chubby chaser lolBut i'll take it
>>34978736Literally hobbycucking yourself.
>>34978736https://www.instagram.com/reels/DV1yqbFkqrc/
I don't think Birdanon can take a lot of fucking cock.
>>34978727I can't stop thinking about her, I can't do my hobbies.
>>34978737Just make an effort and you'll feel better.
>>34978738how old r u btw? r u america? i assume not since u used stones and not lbs
>>34978740I bet the black guy fucks the white girl in that group.
>>34978745They're just friends, anon, you gotta chill.
>>34978171mBand English if we're only counting core subjects.I enjoyed creative writing.
>>3497874430. No i'm in Europe
>>34978739>>34978740I don't think that applies in this circumstance guys
>>34978748ayyynot that anon, but I'll be 30 soon too.Uncs in chat.
>>34978731It's all relative man you probably technically weigh more than me then
>>34978750Unc pride world wide
>>34978743I've been making an effort for like 2 years and it's never gotten easier. I've only made a bit of progress.
>>34978748cool, we are close in agenot so much in location thois english ur first language?
>>34978731*STOMPSTOMP*>>>>E̶͚̺̦̋̈̉͗͛̾̒̍̈́̓̾̏̈́̒͝Ę̴͕̪̪̦̱͉͋̽̀͗̋͐̈́̏̔͜ͅĘ̷̼̠̜̟̓̍E̶͇͇̮̗̼̫̙̱̰̾̒̄̊̐E̴̱͖̰̤̳͕͉̔̇̾̈͒̒̿̏̀̽͝E̷̢̯͖͈̠̻̋̆̈́̓͛͋̔̋̓̈̓̕Ə̴̡̢̜̮̝̫͕͈̤͇͇̬̖̹͆͊͐̑̓̔̓́̈́̈́́͛́̉͠ͅƏ̶̧̟̞̳̘̯͕̭̫̩̰̰̣̪̎͐̈́͝Ə̷̰͙͍̜̳̹̰̰̭̰̺͒̏̀͂̊͗Ə̵̨͕̫͖͉̯͙͔͎̰̫̥͔̔̌̿̐͌̍̉͛̆͐́͛̏͘̚ͅ
>>34978741Interesting negging. Whys that?
Thinking about making mandarin syrup cake.
>>34978754Why how old are you? >is english ur first language?Yes. So that can only be two countries in Europe. Can't believe i'm being datamined in some femanon's fatty databank
Would be cool to go to the UK, I think I'm technically already a citizen.
>>34978758im 22>Yes. So that can only be two countries in Europe. Can't believe i'm being datamined in some femanon's fatty databanklol dw ur secrets are safe w meand im gonna take my bets on britain. no wonder ur barely chubby, the cuisine there is not the best, no offense
Hey femanon *Slaps your butt without consent or warning*How's your cellulite?
>>34978761i dont have cellulite actually, not sure why. Unfortunately the loose skin looks like cellulite anyways
>>34978760I'm in the UK but I've actually never even stepped foot on Britain. But our food is still awful. And so is our accents. If you thought English or Scottish was bad...
>>34978762 How much weight total did you lose? What is your current weight?
>>34978762>not sure why Because you're like 20.Give it 15 years.
Femanon can I fuck your (left) armpit so hard that I dislocate your shoulder?
>>34978763>I'm in the UK but I've actually never even stepped foot on Britain.Ulster? Manx? Jersey? Guernsey?
>>34978766No. I'm not shaving it either.
>>34978763oh my american is showingthe whole uk vs britian vs england confuses me terriblyso ur irish(?), imo they have better accents than the brits, a lil hard to understand at times tho >But our food is still awfulwould love to see what some american cuisine what do to ur waistline
Save a horse, ride a cowboy
Do the women here all have unshaved pits?
>>34978634PDF file
>>34978772yes but im gonna shave them in the shower tomorrow
>>34978774Nooo
>>34978774Don't do it
>>34978774Yes do it!!
>>34978766No. That's already the bad shoulder too fuck off.>>34978772Possibly? Put me in the unshaved column.
Any mellow, low pitched male voices in here?
>>34978779Ok can I make out with your armpit? Actually can I shave it for you?
I'm on all fours kicking my back leg in the air thinking about all these unshaved femanon pits.
>>34978777>>34978775they arent that out grown if thats what ur into>>34978778sir yes sir o7
>>34978770Our diet is potato heavy so it couldn't be any worse>oh my american is showing>the whole uk vs britian vs england confuses me terriblyIt's a complex thing. It is ok to be confused about it
>>34978782>Ok can I make out with your armpit? no>Actually can I shave it for you?NO
>>34978784society has fallen
>>34978780Me
>>34978703>John Waters filmsWhich is your favourite?
>>34978780No mines squeaky
>>34978788Do you get a lot of women wanting to talk to you?
>>34978783Why do unshaved femanon pits make you want to make your ass bigger?
>>34978784>sir yes sir o7Nice I wish I could shave them for you...>>34978786Aw :c
>>34978790Aww
>>34978791Hmm when I used to leave my house yeah
>>34978794What
>>34978783>>34978792Fucking disgusting. Shave!
>>34978785image helped thx, they really dont wanna let go of that lil piece of ireland huh lol
>>34978795Why did you stop?
>>34978797I haven't shaved in like a decade and nobody cares
>>34978741>I don't think Birdanon can take a lot of fucking cockSo she can only take a little, tiny cock,like a peacock?
>>34978785What is this map? It's putting 3 extra counties in NI.
>>34978798>they really dont wanna let go of that lil piece of ireland huh lolThey kind of already did, the GFA says that Northern Ireland is entitled to hold a referendum to leave the UK whenever they like.
i wish moids still dressed like this
>>34978799I don have a job and cant get another one so now im fucked
>>34978764im down 120lbs / 54kg
>>34978805Zelda sucks now so I stopped dressing like that
>>34978798It's complicated. Britain would actually love to. There's a population of settlers here who don't want to separate. It's a long nasty history>>34978803It's a rough sketch. You would have to shape the circle into the exact shape of NI to do that. It's actually much more, it has some of leinster
>>34978805It's a trick
>>34978808but u can still wear nerdy t shirts and cute cargo shorts right.. right???>>34978810go on
>>34978789Probably a basic pick but Hairspray really hits that sweetspot for me. Transgressive, rough around the edges yet perfectly coherent.>>34978772I lasered my pits.
>>34978805yeah pretty much what that anon said, botw killed zelda
>>34978805>I wish men still dressed like kids
>>34978812>lasered my pits.Holy based!!!
>>34978812You think you can stand before God and tell him you lasered your pits?
>>34978811>but u can still wear nerdy t shirts and cute cargo shorts right.. right?Hmm sure I dont like wearing shorts anymore either desu
>>34978814honestly outside of speical profesional occasions,men's adult clothing is not all that differnet than their kid clothingthey just got rid of some patterns and less colors. >>34978817why not
>>34978816Hairy pits are a product of the devil
>>34978812>I layered my pits Can they do that to asscracks?
>>34978818No
>>34978812>I lasered my pits.How much did that cost?
>>34978812>Hairspray>Blond manletChecks out.
>>34978805I bought this combo as a meme outfit for walking around campus but i still need to iron on a triforce logo. Apparently they dont make female fits of the triforce shirt anymore, atleast not tight
>>34978818Because my legs are hairy
>>34978819He made us in his image.
Do you need good calves to have a good butt?
>>34978828You won't look good without good calves with or without a good butt
>>34978828Not if you're a woman
>>34978181So that's why you have been absent>>34978198Just suck his dick then, remember to swallow and look up to him as if asking for permission to disengage the penis from you mouth
>>34978825since when do men get insecure abt their legs being hairy?u guys do know u r men, no one judges u guys for how hairy u are, like ever.
>>34978826Not the women though
>>34978828Wtf are "good calves" holy shit you niggas need to calm down
>>34978832I dont like it ok? Its the only part of my body thats hairy and it bothers me a lot
>>34978833The women too.
>>34978828if your calves are weak, your glutes will never hit their full potential.
>>34978835why not shave em then
>>34978822I bought an at home device for $500. It's time consuming, but I only need to use it about once a month.>>34978823Correlation?
>>34978836Listen hairy pits are gross, period!!
>>34978834You know, when a guy walks around looking like he has bricks embedded under his skin on his calves.
>>34978832He's a twink
>>34978840You've rejected nature, and in turn, you've rejected yourself.
>>34978838I've tried it before it's really tedious
>>34978839>I bought an at home device for $500. It's time consuming, but I only need to use it about once a month.Oh ok it's not real lasering that gets rid of it for good.
>>34978841Why are you concerned about having a good butt. Are you a faggot.
Women shouldn't shave their legs either.
>>34978839Isn't that your type? Maybe that's someone else.
>>34978847What the fuck? Fucking no! No dudes want that!
>>34978840You think that because you were conditioned to find women without body hair attractive from a young age. If you'd developed in a society where not shaving was normal it wouldn't phase you in the slightest.
>>34978847mine are getting hairy tho :/
>>34978235>Go to event >So what do you do>Im unemployed, live with my parents and starting uni at almost 30, I have a car though >Next
>>34978845No, but it disrupts the hair growth cycle, so it takes much longer to grow back.>>34978848Yeah but what does that have to do with hairspray?
>>34978847Women should be completely hairless, including bald.
>>34978846I should have specified nta. I was telling you what good man calves look like. I'm a woman.Also men should have nice butts. It doesn't need to be huge but it should be pert and shapely. No hank hill ass please.
>>34978850Nigga you are responding to the tiktok baiter
>>34978235Singles events aren't worth going to until things get to the point where they're making single women pay to attend these events.otherwise, it's just like hours of humiliation ritual.
>>34978850Nope even as a kid I thought it was gross and I think body hair is gross in both men and women
>>34978856Alright for women to have good calves they just have to exist. Unless you're obese or anorexic working them out won't change their attractiveness
>>34978288>im scared it wont be as fun as i imaginedIt won't, get over it
thinking about hairy moidssss
lasered pits are a deal breaker who would be so zogged
>>34978853It's gay
>>34978326Many such cases actually
I am a slave to my own libido
>>34978847Agreed. You can't feel if a bug is crawling on you without the hair. >>34978857And? It's 2 am what else am I gonna do.>>34978859Ohh you're just mentally ill. Maybe gay but in denial, gotcha.>>34978860We're talking about mens calves and butts are you stupid or doing this on purpose?
People say "I doxxed myself" just for revealing what country they live in, that's not enough to go on.
Ok I dont like hairy pits or legs but we can all agree that women shouldnt shave their bush EVER
How did kp get a boyfriend?
>>34978853Zach Effron, but I forgot that came out after his blond era.
>>34978870All women have boyfriends.When they want one, they spawn one.Those that are single want to be single.
>>34978867Are you the one who originally asked the question or not or did you just butt in with some irrelevant nonsense they nobody asked for, who the fuck cares about men's calves
>>34978867Mentally ill? Maybe but certainly not gay.
>>34978869but men should keep theres very closely trimmed thono one want to eat a hairy dog
>>34978867>Agreed. You can't feel if a bug is crawling on you without the hair.Yes you can do you have nerve damage
>>34978866Same
>>34978805I know exactly one moid that does this and I had sex with him.
Girls, what would you think if your boyfriend wanted to become a professional magician? I want to put together a routine and start performing. First with kids birthday parties I guess, maybe corporate events. Eventually I would like to perform in theaters. I would like my act to show magic as an art form, and I would like it to touch people emotionally.
>>34978871Surely she meant the 80s version.That does not contain Zac Effron.
>>34978867Did you forget men are hairier than women?
>>34978871Oh. Thats the 2008 version, Im talking about the original john waters version. The 2008 remake is a little too on the nose. Still good though!
Need a Venus type girl to step on my back to crack it
put hair growth hormones in all moids food!
WomenDo you like hairy balls? If so, then what in the fuck is wrong with you?
>>34978886those make you die faster, depletes the soul
>>34978876Yeah agreed
>>34978886You went from chubby chaser to hairy chaser?
>>34978873I literally already told you nta. Okay we're going with stupid. >>34978877>Yes you can I can't. And no. You can feel WAY more delicate movement on your shins with hair than without.>>34978883A lot of gay men are just as serious about hair removal as women. Thinking all body hair is gross is pretty gay coded.
>>34978886Nooooo
Women should be completely smooth and hairless from the top of the ears down
I find chubby hairy chaser hilarious. I don't know why this is so funny
>>34978891No one asked for your opinion, you aren't the op
>>34978890no i just love men so much i want there to be more of u guys in every degree im obsessed w u guys O_O>>34978895i hope u r laughing w me and not at me
>>34978881I don't think it's bad. I just worry that a few birthday parties a year is all he'll get. And I think hoping to touch people emotionally is a bit of a stretch.
>>34978881>He could do that.
>>34978897>i hope u r laughing w me and not at meWith you, sis. I like you. You are an interesting individual
>>34978896Sure. But I'm allowed to provide one. You don't like it don't give me (you)s.
what keeps you going after life plans don't work out?
>>34978897Lie to yourself that they are laughing with you because their real opinion doesn't matter, girliepop.
>>34978887pic thumbnail looks like a weird alien cheeta yawning
>>34978898Well, I would do some more humorous routines too. But I've seen magic that can move me too, and I'd like people to leave my shows feeling like they watched a great movie, not just got some cheap entertainment. I mean maybe that's not what you do at every birthday party, but I do see it as an art form and I'd like to challenge myself in the way I entertain.
I said now, Satan, he’ll molest youHe’ll sodomize you every single dayIf you ever disobey the BibleHe’ll tie you down and really make you payYou will go to hell if you’re a drunkardOr if you smoke that marijuana leafIf you fornicate with Jewish womenOr if you hold a communist belief
>>34978894Did you forget that the head hair goes below that or do you want women to shave the backs of their heads?>>34978903Fear of my chosen suicide method failing and I'd have to like, go to the welding supply place to pick it up and set everything up. If I had it ready to go I'd have offed myself way before now.>>34978907I'm not disagreeing that it's an art form I'm with you there. I've just never been emotionally affected by a magic routine and don't really see how it would be done.
Well that's enough unhinged 4chan for today. I've got to go now>>34978906I don't see it. You may be schizophrenic
>>34978909>I've just never been emotionally affected by a magic routine and don't really see how it would be done.Well, I hope you see my show someday!
>>34978910blur ur eyes
Have you ever seen all three levels of Autism in one room? I have.
>>34978906Huh it kinda does
>>34978913There's a 4th level only available here.
state genderwould u rather outlive ur partner by at least 20 years or ur partner outlives u by 20 years (this would mean u would die around 50-60 years old)?cause of death is getting struck by lightning and insta death
>>34978897Are you obsessed with me too?
>>34978911Could you elaborate on what some of those "moving" performances you saw were?
>>34978916kill me, idc, she probably already cheating anyway
>>34978916FWho do I pay to speed up that process?Insta death tomorrow please. For me.
>>34978916This reminds me of when I was at a wedding as a kid, and they had a quote from Winnie the Pooh that was something like "If you live to be a hundred, I hope I live to be a hundred minus one day, because I never want to be without you"
>>34978921Cute
>>34978919>>34978920stop being edgy and answer properly!! >:[ >>34978917im *especially* obsessed with you (o) _ (o)
>>34978918I think sometimes magicians can combine magic with pantomime in a very powerful way. Acting out a trick in silence in a way that isn't humorous at all, but whimsical and beautiful. I also see myself telling stories with magic, using the tricks to enhance. Just, something a little more than "Is this your card" stuff.
>>34978923>im *especially* obsessed with you (o) _ (o)Wow :0
>>34978924>can combine magic with pantomime in a very powerful wayOkay but HOW is it powerful like in what way were you moved. What did you feel?
>>34978916MOutlive.
Im hungry, femanons should I get something to eat?
>>34978928yeswhat r u gonna make?
>>34978928I'm not your mom
I've been having coke zero sips, all weekand then I bought a can of normal pepsi and the first sip is like WHABAMshit tastes good. real sugar just hit different
Going to the grocery store tomorrow, if I get accused of stealing again I'm going to make a scene.
>>34978926I guess it's hard to put into words, but I'd say that sense of whimsy. Like the pure joy of seeing something impossible, and knowing that a human mind was able to do it, and I don't wonder how it works because I'm enjoying the illusion too much. I would like to figure out a magic routine that could make people cry. That would be my magnum opus if I could do it. Ultimately I'd like to take people on a ride. I would start my show with funny routines, and eventually slow the show down, with less talking and more pantomime, letting the illusions take over, and I'd love to craft a finale that can leave people speechless and their eyes filled with tears. I might be overly ambitious, but that's what I would love to do.
>>34978932o hi redneck anon
>>34978929Hmm guess I'll make a sandwich
State genderCoke or pepsi?
>>34978938MCoke
>>34978938pepsi 100% i have a case hidden in my closet
>>34978938seven up, but Bangs are my real go to
>>34978942Based
>>34978935I'm not a redneck, I'm at least upper middle class.
>>34978934Maybe I just don't get it but I don't understand how any of what you're describing would make someone cry. Good luck though. >>34978938FCoke.I want a Moxie rn though.
>>34978938Coke. Only pepsi if I'm REALLY needing caffeine and would highly prefer a dark soda but I bought from a pepsi locked chain restaraunt and they don't have baja blast.
What are your favorite local soft drinks?
>>34978921Did they divorce later
>>34978923Man you are fucking annoying
>>34978946>I'm REALLY needing caffeineJust have some instant coffee.
>>34978951Cheerwine is pretty good. Straight red 40 tho.
>>34978954This is while out most likely. Like as in I am on the move.
>>34978951Already mentioned it lol. Moxie is regional.>>34978955I fuck with a cheerwine float.
>>34978154M or FHow silly are you?
>>34978958How tf did she do that
GenderAgeVirginity statusDo you own or drive a car?
If I can't have her I'll take my own life
>>34978962https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNXoEhcz8z4
>>34978960Do virgins not own cars or something?
>>34978965Having sex and driving cars are closely related in the American mind.
>>34978959Looks like she went into a skid somehow and there was a drainage ditch then a small hill on the side of the road? Like the car is on it's side in the drainage ditch. >>34978960F 34NotI used to but I let my license expire by accident bc I didn't have a car for several years. Now I have money again so I'm going to fix that eventually, probably put it off until after winter though. Any excuse not to drive in the snow.
>>34978967Licenselette
>>34978958MIf you see my silly side I have turned off my defenses
>>34978960M31virginno car no license no purpose
Speaking of Sex and Cars have any of you seen David Cronenberg's Crash?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN9lpOEqg04
>>34978946Wait pepsi has caffeine?
>>34978971I've had sex and I can drive.
>>34978975Um, yes.
>>34978968>she went into a skidon some suburban ass road
>>34978975Slightly more than coke even.I highly recommend actually reading the labels of things you plan on ingesting.
>>34978979You can't tell if it's suburban or rural so I don't see how that matters. Sand is everywhere.
>>34978916Oh cool lightning!FToo bad our insurance wouldn't cover me living longer.>>34978938Coke. I have Coca-Cola brand lip gloss. Every time there's a blind taste test I'm the one who can continuously guess the drinks right.>>34978951I hate all of them>>34978958Not>>3497896030YesDrive but it's a rental
>>34978958>drive emotional>get in a silly little MAJOR accidentmodern foids are doing this every day. my work is adjacent to it. afterwards they're excited to tell you how something meaningful happened in their lives.these foids LITERALLY think they should be running societyit's so tiring
how can we never seen anyone past 30s herewhere are the 40+ year old anon and femanons
>>34978986they kill us at 40 for being failures
>>34978986They are not the usual demographic.
>>34978986
>>34978960M27virginYes
>>34978985>MAJOR accident Pussy
>>34978988w-whos they?>>34978989where do all the 40 year old 4channers go then
