QOTT: Who should move? Last Session: >>34980866
this will be the last atoga so make your posts count
>>34983851the cat one should kiss the cow one
Are band shirts on a man cringe?
>>34983865which bands?
>>34983851I just walk up and grab the thing if there's a cart in the way I wait a second, no big deal
>>34983868Does it matter?
>>34983871sort of yafess up, what r u bopping to
>>34983871NTABut yeah it does. Bad taste in music is cringe.
>>34983854>this will be the last atoga so make your posts countChat, is this true?
>>34983873>>34983874Ok what's an ick band/genre
You should want to be the kind of man one girl has a crush on and you crush on her too and that happens forever
>>34983891Maroon 5 is pretty shit.
>>34983892Why would I only want one girl to crush on me, that means I'm ugly with no sex appeal and just got astronomically lucky.
What are some thoughts love and you have on dating that you'd like to share?For me, it's just how embarrassing being obsessed with that whole aspect of life can be. I should be worrying about being a good person with respectable aspects and accomplishments but instead I whine about my social life. The people who went to the moon didn't cry about tfw no gf they just got interested in something valuable and did it.
>>34983894Songs About Jane was really good
>>34983897Whore
>>34983851THE ONE WHO TAKES THE FIRST NAPKIN!
>>34983899Love is the most important thing in the world to me and I have a lot to say about it
Would you date a woman even if she had a bong hit transplant?
>>34983891> ick band/genreronnie radke suicide boysmachine gunkellydrake imagine dragons ed sheeran bruno mars
>>34983904I don't think it's unimportant. I just think boring people use it to fill voids which ought to be full of other aspects of human life, which is a trap I at times fall into.
>>34983901I'm not a whore if lots of people want me. I'm just sexy
>>34983902https://youtu.be/D8JiQqHJd6cDojyaaan!
>>34983914You are if you want a bunch of people to want you
anyone see any good movies recentlyi liked digger
either gender would u rather have a partner into super niche weird things that u never 'get'. or a partner into super popular and trending things that are often one dimensional?
>>34983917You're only a whore if you're easy. Nobody wanting you is a miserable existence
>>34983920I saw Breaking the Waves and Ratcatcher.
>>34983917Damn, now virginity fags are broadening the definition of whore even further. Now people just thinking you're hot makes you a whore.
>>34983915
Dead thread
i imagine at least 3 of you look like this
>>34983070We ended up playing for around three hours and managed to kill the first boss quite easily.Somehow I couldn't get any of my mods to run though.
hm
>>34983946i love that board
>>34983948Faggot
Women, would you date a man with a metal tooth?
>>34983951im a girl
>>34983953You Have the taste of a homosexual man
Femanons, if a random 5 minutes of you having sex got uploaded to the internet, what search term would most likely bring it up?
>>34983954>>34983953:P
Maybe BMW really does stand for Black Man's Weiner because everyone who drives one is a fucking faggot
>>34983955sad femcel masturbates on own
Jesus was my nigga even when I was down bad
>>34983956put ur tongue away
>>34983955Black, amateur, anal.
>>34983960:|
>>34983961JH...
>>34983962*Punches you in the mouth*
>>34983965X0
>>34983963I don't think that's a tag.
>>34983966nooo D:resuscitates anon
>>34983934
>>34983959>he can be my personal jesus
Don't get emotional. That ain't like you.
>>34983969XP
How do I get a an AC8 Kate gf?She doesn't have to be a fighter pilot.
>>34983974:,( rest in peace
>>34983975>AC8>goes for a filthy unreliable foid when the QT is right here
>>34983961More like ebony.
>>34983942They do but they're so embarassed about their bodies that they would not post themselves. You have to get their discords and then pretend to not finger yourself when they're fat.
>>34983980I'm not super dark. Also I forgot the "rough" tag.
>>34983988Typical atoga foid...
Sorry if this makes me racist but I'd prefer a nonwhite gf to a white gf
>>34983988You know you're doing exactly what I want you to do right?
>>34983988I laugh everytime I see this
>>34983993It's just a preference, as long as you don't put white women down for not being your type.
>>34983993Disgusting
>>34983994You want to gross people out with your face?
It's funny how she actually looks like a piggy
>>34984001BV likes to post shock content
>>34983993Same, fellow racist. I don't think I'd ever pass up a woman I liked just because she wasn't of one of the races I find most attractive, though.
>State genderIs it immoral to masturbate to a roommate's moans?
Foidwhich one of these two weevils do you pick?
F.Only Ace Combat I have ever played was ace combat 4, Distant thunder, on Ps2.I was 14 or 15, in some houseparty drinking beers, and I saw two rooms, one with an xbox and one with ps2 and guys playing games.>cant remember what they were playing on xboxI had never seen a fighter plane game, so I went to see the ps2 boys. They were taking turns dropping eachother from the sky. They were so into it I asked if I could too. so, I got to fly an f22, while my opponent flew a f4 phantom.I won.So I asked if this game has a campaign, and the guy who flew the f4 said it does, and that its his game. I borrowed it.I played the whole game trough. And my dad was like "This is amazing!" and flew with me, which made it so much more fun. Its been a long time, but I still remember the "yellow 4 and 13 romance thing" that never happened. And felt bad for killing them.I just realized, I have NEVER RETURNED THE GODDAMN GAME! I still have it!I know the guy irl who I borrowed this from, why has he not said anything? Its been so long!
men do u know u gulp very loudly
>>34984007>>34983994I guess our goals coincided this time
>>34984011time to graduate and play project wingman now
I wish I Ridge Racer got half the love Ace Combat has gotten in the last decade or so, but I'm at least very happy that Ace Combat is still going strong.Was also very happy to play a new Armored Core a few years ago.
I didn't jerk off for like 3 or 4 days, and things were going well, and then I did yesterday and now I've jerked off 5 times in the past 24 hours. Very annoying that this is like obvious addictive behavior.
What's with all the Russians in tennis?
>>34984016Honestly project wingman is overrated, though still impressive for what it is.
/atoga/ is a kate thread.
>>34983922im the person into niche stuff so id prefer someone who can get it with me
>>34984024gay ass nigga
I should be drunk right now
>>34984026what niche stuff do u like
>>34983996Sometimes /atoga/ just needs a funny reminder
>>34984025Oh my god shut the fuck up nobody cares about this game or its generic ass goonbait characters
>>34984031Doesn't make the people they're talking about less incel-ey
I'm a celly
moids, im baking u guys some food later today be prepared
>>34984034It sure achieves more gender equality, thoever
Ngl I'd probably break up with my gf if someone raped her.
>>34983996F.When I was a kid around new years, I would sink these troll figurines in water and freeze them into solid blocks.Then with whatever fireworks left from new years, I would excavate holes into the ice and see if I could blast them free by stuffing little fireworks in the holes I made with whatever screwdrivers I stole from my dad. All the while simultaneously trying to avoid getting caught by my parents for handling fireworks alone.I hated troll dolls, but I kept getting them as gifts, so I made them experiments
>>34984036I have 2 more spoonfulls worth of pasta left that I've been staring at for the last 30 minutesI cant eat anymore
>>34984042its okay u can have them as leftovers for tomorrow
It's a safe assumption that if you post in a group chat that's been idle for several hours, any girl that instantly activates might have some kind of interest in you, right?
>>34984041we should try this with BV
>>34983994It's what I imagined you looked like
>>34984009>Is it immoral to masturbate to a roommate's moans?No
>>34984033>>34984025 i asked icare
What do you think Urinetown the place is like?
>>34984059Smells like pee.
>>34983988>This is who is calling you a moid...
>>34984038It sure did that time.
>>34984031Top left has the potential to be very good looking judging by her facial symmetry and proportions
>>34983996I am annoyed because I don't want to see that face.
hi
>>34984071Fuck off
>>34984031>>34984038>>34984065>Men when women put in an effort to choose better
>>34984031top left could be an absolute bombshell if she lost the excess mass
Blue eyes really is law
>>34984074They should've chosen a better programmer then
is 26 too young to kys?
moids moids moids chud
>>34984081No
>>34984078It's not her eye color, it's her eye shape, good distance apart, no eyebag, the fat could be smoothing out her face, but she is very prettyif you didn't notice, bottom left and top right also has blue eyes.
>>34984086I didnt ask!
>>34984088You did.
This is kinda hot to me for some reason.
>>34984089When
>>34984090She really pretty, despite the acne.
>>34984081Give it another 5
>>34984091It's hidden between the lines.
>>34984090I had similiar thing bloom on my face when I got a new makeup set from my mom as a birthday present.Something in it caused what I can only guess was an allergic reaction, and that shit was so itchy I bled all over because I couldnt stop scratching.>>34984093This anon is right, she is pretty
>>34984044No
>>34984080Dang, femanons, why are you so sucky-wucky with tech?
>>34984075>top left could be an absolute bombshell if she lost the excess massWell, that is a choice, isn't it?
>>34983942half a foot shorter and way skinner, sry
Men with cats <3
>it doesn't matter what other people think of you Why do people keep selling this lie?
>>34984100>tfw I make a big oopsy doodle by deactivating my two factor authentication at work and almost got compromised
>>34983993m, nothing wrong with a preference. No one should have to settle
>>34983922i want them to be into things that they love and make them happy. As long as they're willing to share their love with me, idk what it is. Niche things tend to be more interesting to listen to though
>>34983993It's okay, whiteboyWe all make mistakes
>>34984031Can somebody put this picture into a good AI and tell it to make them look more attractive? I don't want to make an account
>>34984113so all women suck?
>>34984118No.
>>34984104https://youtu.be/r8WNW-Y7xkcUnderstandable
>>34984036Oooooh what are you baking? I made cookie dough but am gonna bake em tmrw or after when I'm not lazy
>>34984041You sound very fun and full of soul
why do you not like being called fat even when it's true
>>34984120>so all women suck?A lot of them do:^)
>>34984041When I was a kid I'd do this with Legos and other toys and then excavate them with hammers and screwdrivers as a chisel like an archaeologist
>>34984098BlueValkyrie, you seem like someone who fucks.Curious, do you have a favorite position?
>>34984125f.ntaI am making a vanilla cheesecake with orange flavoured jelly topping with a hint of ginger.I am trying very hard, as I have a history where the gelatine isnt uniform.
>>34984105That's a blatant lie and everyone knows it. The actual saying is "it doesn't matter what 99.9999% of people think of you."The tiny percentage of people you should hope to be judged positively by are the people you care about.
>>34984134She's into pegging, bro
>>34983851That happened to me in the store recently. Some dumb fat bitch standing in front of the one milk cooler in the store for like thirty minutes having a conversation. I walked around the store like 5 times waiting for her to move, zero spatial awareness
>>34984138Why not just ask her to move?
>>34984136And that's the thing, there's nothing that really changes the way they think of you just because you want their respect. If 99% or people think you're a dork chances are that 1% also does.
>>34984135That sounds interesting, please post a pic when you are done?>>34984138Just say "sorry" and grab what you need.
Undersocialized autist here, what does it mean when a girl keeps calling me daddy?
moids i bought a rifle
>>34984146It means you need to stealth fetish post on a blue board
>>34984142I disagree. Context and repertoire affect how you're judged, so just do the small things that make sure that the people who matter understand who you really are and how you really feel.
>>34984138Just imagine being a white guy
>>34984147Why?
How do you feel about all this detachment leads to greater accessibility to and depth of connection? Personally, I don't know that would be in love with the idea that my partner doesn't care whether or I stay or go.
>>34984153cuz its fun and now i have a cool gun to protect myself at home justin case
>>34984138Pussy ass niggas being passive bitches and acting like the world is the problem for not being able to read their minds
>>34984105>>34984136>>34984142F.Whatever the fuck you do in life, be it your job, sing, draw whatever. It doesnt matter.Nobody ever if it isnt your parents will say "Good job"But everyone in the world will tell you "you suck"Its a saying somewhere around the world that bad news has circulated the world twice before positive news have got their shoes on.Never judge yourself by the commentary you get for anything.If you love what you do, like drawing dinosaurs, you dont need the acceptance of people you dont know. You need your own personal acceptance and that is enough.The world we live in cannot give you anything else but heartacheSorry, got worked up and ranted
>>34984154But if you go there will be trouble
>>34984156Cool. Make sure you take a safety course though. And keep it in a good safe.
>>34984159And if I stay it would be double. You cheeky little thing, you.
>>34984149It's kinda bullshit, most people decide how they feel about you very early on and look at everything you do through that lens from that point forward >>34984158And what about the people that are praised for what they do and told good job? There's obviously a difference between what they and I do, Isolating yourself in an echo chamber of your own opinion is a recipe for arrogance
I need a pickuppable gf
>>34984134I prefer to ride.
Me:>generic text talking about how I had a great time meeting her and staying up late talking to each other, followed by asking if she wants to go out on a date with meHer:>crying laughing emoji>"Good afternoon, young man!"Me:>"Hi, how are you?"Her, 2 hours later:>"Good. Look.">27 second video of a street taken from the passenger seat of a car...is this what "courtship" actually looks like? Why would anyone willingly subject themselves to this?
>>34984170That's 80% of women.
>>34984169I love defying stereotypes and proving that I'm more than just what they assumed I am. But maybe that's the "minority in a sea of white people" in me speaking.
>>34984175Non-North American women*
>>34984174>>"Good afternoon, young man!"She's calling you a pompous flowery autist
>>34984170>tfw I want to be picked up like a bowling ball
>>34984154Something like that?
I love this scene.https://youtu.be/SDwtYf1T5sI
>>34984150people like her are scary. they're anti racist yet generalize an entire group of people. they're genuinely mentally retarded. hur durr white guys have unlimited confidence and are never insecure.
>>34984182why he yellow
>>34984185NTABut he's in the underworld.
>>34984185God powers o algo.
https://youtu.be/WWz3HAMSDjE
>>34984183https://youtu.be/p4cI7WzCAq0She dating Elias lmao
I love shouting at people
>>34984183non-chads are invisible to women.
Just went on another date with that 6'6" chad. He really wants me. Should I just rebound at this point? Theres no hope of getting back with my ex I dont think.
>>34984195Imagine how he'll feel when he sees your pseudopenis
>>34984198I have a vagina. I thought he was straight but hes bi anyway apparently.
>>34984201Is he a top or a bottom?
Does digger suck complete ass?
how unattractive are self harm scars to relatively normal men? as in not sadistic or bpd/mental illness fetishists. are they a deal breaker
âYou have her eyes.âA phrase holding meaning that Draceana never really understood and one that so many had said it to her husband over the years. Each time his chest swelled with pride, his back straightened, and his steps grew more powerful. In those early years she thought the idea preposterous, who could ever be proud to be the child of a muggle? Who would ever say that having the eyes of them was something worthy of praise?And yet, when she held their daughter, she understood. The girlâs hair was white-blonde, like her own, something sheâd been smug about with Harry the longer it grew, but her eyes⌠She had his eyes.Irises of green looked up at her from the small one in her arms, filled with the same light Harryâs own held when her looked at her. Their daughter laughed with glee, and that sound was also her husbandâs as well.What filled her were contradictions. Her heart raced, but she was utterly calm. She felt lighter, yet was sinking into the ground. She was melting, but had never stood firmer in her life.Perhaps their next child would have her eyes, a son with that unkempt tangle of brown Harry claimed was styled, but with orbs of silver beneath. Maybe both children would puff their chests out in pride upon hearing how much like their parents they looked. A pride that was not tied to purity of blood, but instead of the love that made them.Thoughts for another time, for in this moment, looking down at her daughter, she indulged in a moment of selfishness. Those eyes, that laugh, were proof of their union, an existence that could have only been brought about by them and them aloneâŚAnd that was worth more than any treasure could hope to be.
>>34984203It seems to be underdeveloped.
>>34984202Hes a man so I assume top?
>>34984204Depends on how deep and how many.Also how long ago was it.I try and treat everyone as individuals and I understand our mental health isn't great. So I try and cut people a lot of slack on stuff like that. But if you are still currently doing it I wouldn't date them. They need to work on themselves more before being in a relationship imo
>>34984204it will cause one of two visceral reactions;>I can fix her>I can't fix herbut I'm pretty sure that anyone of either gender will experience one of those on catching sight of self-harm scars.
>>34984204Can't speak for relatively normal men (I'm autistic) but they're a major red flag for me. Legit can't understand why someone would intentionally inflict pain and damage upon themselves for the sake of it. Pain hurts. Things that hurt are unpleasant.
>>34984204Some have a fetish for them, but I think that's not a fetish you should have for moral reasons.I've been attracted to women who had those, but generally speaking they are not a real turn-off for me, especially if they're obviously old.
tfw no bf to kiss my barcodes
>>34984213barcodes are automatic +80 body count
>>34984204F.My older brother went out with a very cute goth girl. Came back the next day and never answered her calls again.When I asked why, it was because her inner thighs from hip to knee and arms from wrist to elbow were full of self harm scars.I dont know if its the amount, but looks like they are a dealbreaker.
>>34984214i have 0, what now
>>34984213Fat chaser?
>>34984205Shut up chatgpt
>>34984216you have plus 80 because of the barcodes
>>34984207Some are sissy bitches that like their asses played with as proven by your ex
Virginity fags, how are you all broadening the definitions of "whore" and "slut"?
>>34984219idgi
>>34983922Depends on the thing in question, but probably the former. Popular culture is a firehose of 95% insufferable slop.>>34983927Giving anon the benefit of the doubt, he would be right if he means flaunting one's sex appeal. Not just being attractive, but deliberately trying to attract others by looks alone. That's still arguably whore behavior.
>>34984222pretending to not get it is +20 body count
>>34984204Not a deal breaker as long as you're clean.
>>34984213if it isn't a QR code for her crypto wallet I will not be smooching
>>34984224>Giving anon the benefit of the doubt, he would be right if he means flaunting one's sex appeal. Not just being attractive, but deliberately trying to attract others by looks alone. That's still arguably whore behavior.>>34984221Okay so that answers my question. Wanting to simply look attractive makes one a "whore" now even if they've never fucked.
>>34984226uhm do i at least get a +1 husband somewhere in there ?
>>34984195I always feel like shit when I rebound.
>>34984221>>349839273 hours later and still seething, lol
>>34984208majority are relatively shallow and now mostly faded, but a fair amount were deep and some of the scars are pronounced and dark. i avoid wearing t shirts or shorts in public. i have mostly stopped but i dont know if i'd never do it again. i'm not very 'externally' mentally ill, my meltdowns are more internal and quiet. i don't really do yelling, abusing people close to me, etc. i don't know if that changes anything.>>34984211everyone i know who has self harmed thought this before starting
>>34984213Some men really do love tattoos. It's weird how they hone in on them.
>>34984236How do you define "Whore" and "Slut"?
>>34984239>majority are relatively shallowMe talking about the women I've dated
I love you
do girls like scrotums?
>>34984205KINO
>>34984242You
>>34984245When they're attached to a guy I like and he has good hygiene, sure.
>>34984239You're the FTM fat chaser.
>>34984221>whoreProfits from casual sex.>slutHas casual sex without profiting from it.>>34984236>3 hours later and still seething, lolLMAO
>>34984220Lol he was a cute lil faggot. >>34984235This is very fair. Much to consider.>>34984245I like them when theyre shaven.
Speaking of barcodes and tattoos, are barcode tattoos cringe
>>34984247My body count is only 1. But I guess this confirms the never ending broadening definition of those terms.>>34984250Not seething, I'm just calling out retardation. Anyways, I'm glad you have a definition of those terms that actually involves women having sex.
>>34984215You should date her mindbreak him
>>34984254Yes. Unless they translate to something neat.
>>34984254>If you scan me, do I not beep?
>>34984256You're a whore for my (you)s
>>34984249that poster is not me lol
>>34984261I don't believe that.
>>34984260I don't know who the fuck you are. If you don't like my posts or questions, you can simply not reply. Your desire to respond to me shows whorish behavior on your part, not mine.
>>34984256>Not seething, I'm just calling out retardation"Hang on, honey, someone is being retarded on 4chan again."
>>34984245The male scrotum might be the best stress toy known to civilization.Stretchy, bouncy. Moves weirdly when pinched or bitten at different places. Or when hot or cold are applied.Like stretching a piece of it, putting it between my teeth and then lightly tapping my tongue on the loose skin inside of my mouth makes the rest of the skin out of my mouth contract and stretch in weird ways where I would think no muscle exists to move it.Male scrotum with good hygiene is 10/10 thing.
>>34984204>relatively normal men?Why are you asking here, then? Most men are horny retards, especially when they haven't been personally burned by experience, so I'd imagine younger men wouldn't read much into it.If they weren't retards, and they also weren't just in it for sex, they'd see it as a massive red flag. Scars aren't usually a dealbreaker in themselves. It's what they're signaling about the woman (low self-esteem, low impulse control, and correspondingly repulsive pasts and/or awful decision-making capacity) that is.
>>34984262jokes on u then
>>34984264Are you new here? Calling retards retarded has always been a staple of 4chan culture.
>>34984264A hero's job is never done...
>>34984263Have another one baby
>>34984271You want me to suck your dick too?
>>34984265gel bead squishy fruitywc
Femanons if I was your bf would you let me squeeze your boobies while we watch movies
>>34984272Good girl
>>34984276Again, you have the ability to not reply to my comments, and yet continue to do so despite your claims of me being an attention whore. Why do that? Where's the logic? I thought men were the logical gender?
>>34984267by relatively normal i just mean men who are not specifically seeking out bpd or self harm
Women, what do you have against sportsball?
>>34984277You love me don't you
>>34984279just find it kinda boring
>>34984279Well first of all, I object that all the players want the ball, so I think we should give all them a ball of their own so they dont feel bad
State genderGot any thread crushes?
>>34984230I made a very specific and narrow claim about whore *behavior*. Even if someone isn't technically a whore, if they have the same mindset (as revealed by their actions), that's bad enough. Would you seriously argue that a woman with an onlyfans account doesn't have such a mindset, even if she's never touched a man? Would you go even further and say that's an unreasonable assumption for anyone to make?For the point I made earlier, it's not just wanting to look attractive. It's explicitly leveraging one's appearance for the express purpose of getting superficial attention. The most obvious example would be dressing shamelessly, like walking around in underpants, but it also extends to blatant attention-whoring, like a dude constantly finding excuses to roll up his sleeves and show off toned forearms when there's no good reason.>>34984254All tattoos are cringe
>>34984269>Calling retards retarded has always been a staple of 4chan culture.Sure, but you're supposed to be like incognito mode and forget about it once you leave.
>>34983902Only true if people are following others.First person could take their left napkin, but someone not next to them could grab the napkin to the right. This would then leave someone with no napkin in the end.
>>34984284No.
>>34984279
>>34984282They already have 2
Is the greatest gift an ex can give you is showing you are not loved by blocking you?
>>34984239Okay have you ever thought about getting them covered up? Maybe with a tattoo or something?>my meltdowns are more internal and quiet.That does change things.Most men want to be helpful in a relationship. If we feel left out of your internal life then we get frustrated. Would you open up about your struggles when you are going through them with me?
>>34984282This is such straight up foid level logic I can't tell if you're joking or not
>>34984284>Got any thread crushes?That Jewish woman that's not the cat one. And the latinx artist.
>>34984284Yes it is one of the foids here.No it's not a Namefag.She is actually really cute and sweet.I like her a lot
will having a gf to cherish really make life worth living?
>>34984292Why would he block you?
Quote from Rabbi Isaac ben Yedaiah>A man uncircumcised in the flesh desires to lie with a beautiful-looking woman who speaks seductively to attract him. He vexes his mind to be with her day after day, growing weary in his attempt to fulfil his desire through lovemaking with her.>She too will court the man who is uncircumcised in the flesh and lie against his breast with great passion, for he thrusts inside her a long time because of his foreskin, which is a barrier against ejaculation in intercourse. Thus she feels pleasure and reaches an orgasm first. When an uncircumcised man sleeps with her, and then resolves to return to his home, she brazenly grabs him, holding on to his genitals and says to him,Come back, make love to me.This is because of the pleasure that she finds in intercourse with him, from the sinews of his testiclesâsinew of ironâand from his ejaculationâthat of a horse which he shoots like an arrow into her womb. They are united without separating, and he makes love twice and three times in one night, yet the appetite is not filled.>And so he acts with her night after night. The sexual activity emaciates him of his bodily fat, and afflicts his flesh, and he devotes his brain entirely to women, an evil thing. His heart dies within him; between her legs he sinks and falls. He is unable to see the light of the King's face, because the eyes of the intellect are plastered over by women so that they cannot now see light. Is a relationship between an uncircumcised goy man and a jewess really this intense?
How likely is a guy to get hit on/get laid by going to the movies or to a cafĂŠ? Particularly as a short but handsome guy?I'll be gone for a weekend and I'm afraid of my boyfriend finding someone to hook up with in that time.
>>34984304describe his hair and demeanor
>>34984303I'm with Jews on snipping all foreskins. I hope to one day implement mandatory universal circumcision for all moids.
>>34984292F.The greatest gift my ex has given me was legit him saying "Hi, part 4 of your favourite game series is on sale on steam for the next 24 hours"And it was.And I bought itDidnt know what else to say than "Thanks, I got it now"I appreciated that little thing alot more than that though.
>>34984304Nobody wants your ugly brown bf
>>34984304>How likely is a guy to get hit on/get laid by going to the movies or to a cafĂŠ? Exceedingly unlikely>I'm afraid of my boyfriend finding someone to hook up with Unless he's deliberately trying to whore around, or is an incorrigible extrovert, he's more likely to get hit by a truck.At least until he starts wearing a ring, in which case a certain class of homewreckers will pay more attention.
>>34984299>No it's not a Namefag.How can you tell it's the same person?
>>34984307extrapolating into the future, how do you imagine the same interaction going with some other ex and part 8?
>>34984303Allat>>34984304Wtf? Who's he going with?>>34984306Women have more consistent orgasms with uncircumcised men
Moids, why don't you all get together and do fun shit like this? Are your male friendships just not very deep?
>>34984307>Part fourWhy are modern games like this?
>>34984315Hi botI bet these girls have made out
>>34984315That'd be incredibly gay
>>34984281How?Better than your bachelor show or dancing with the stars or whatever the fuck foids watch
>>34984315Man latinas are really fucking ugly
How does the tiktok spammer manage to type in the faggiest way possible?
>>34984305Full head of black curly hair. He's pretty confident but misses social cues.>>34984308Well he's cute and has had dates in the past.>>34984310He does wear a ring because I proposed to him. Should I request he not wear it?>>34984313Neither of these activities require multiple people. Prior to meeting, I was a big cafĂŠ-alone person and he was a big movies-alone person.
>>34984315Did those girls take turns scissoring afterwards?
>>34984322By virtue of being esl
>>34984301You need more than that to give life meaning.
>>34984293>Maybe with a tattoo or something?this is going to sound retarded since i'll never actually be able to go back to a clean slate but i'd rather not get tattoos. i have thought about laser though>Would you open up about your strugglesi would probably have to be prompted at least once. i struggle with initiating that kind of thing.
>>34984311Pick up on writing styles.And often I didn't know but just guessed.I was right often enough that she started remembering me as well.It worked out well for me.
>>34984324>take turnsNo, they ate each other out in a triangle
>>34984323>Neither of these activities require multiple people. Prior to meeting, I was a big cafĂŠ-alone person and he was a big movies-alone person.Ahh, you must be the ROCD femanon.
Guys, women that know their value aren't going to walk you through the portfolio. They know their value and they know what they bring to the table. When are you all gonna stop asking this stupid shit about what she bring to the table?
>>34984284I don't think she posts here anymore.I hooe she is doing well irl though.
>>34984328Is she at least an AvatarFag?
>>34984321You're a fucking mark! Fuck you!
>>34984327That's fine. It sounds like you still aren't super comfortable with the way your body looks. Personally I'd be friends with you until you felt comfortable with it. I would want you to love yourself before we got together.Do lasers work well on that stuff?I've never really looked into it.Okay I get that you need to be prompted. Why do you struggle with initiating that stuff?
>>34984320to me watching other people play sports is like watching someone else play a puzzle video game without commentary. i'd rather just do it myself. reality tv is entertaining because most of the people involved are borderline lolcows and the things they do and say when pitted against each other are absurd
>>34984335Um no, wouldn't that make it worse?
>>34984315F.I can tell they do.it just usually involves like an unimaginable mountain of hot wings with sauce that welded their assholes shut when it comes out of the other end.Something like a 72tv that has been somehow made compatible with a nintendo 64. At least one guy lost their mind on mario kart, second one on Goldeneye.There might be a dog. nobody knows who it belongs to, but it too drank at least one beer.Someone got a 2nd degree burn from the oil they used to fry the hotwings.And once one calls you the next day like "Honey, pick me up" even if they have soaked in a hot tub and showered, they end up smelling like ass and old booze anyway.
>>34984279Nothing against it really I just don't care and don't want to have to watch it ever again lol.When you want to watch TV and your dad or stepdad is watching some 3 hour long sportsball game you have no interest in it it creates a negative association. A man watching sportsball historically means I don't get to do something I wanted to do so sportsball irritates me. I don't judge people who like it negatively unless they spend a stupid amount of money on merch but I don't want to be around them it bums me out.
>>34984279Why can't we have gladiator fights instead of throw catch?
Is the fact that my mortgage is paid off sexy?
>>34984341Dangerously based
>>34984345Sexy paypig
>>34984162i've shot guns before a lot but i never owned until now. i'll sleep with it. bf.
>>34984322>How does the tiktok spammer manage to type in the faggiest way possible?Because he takes it in the poopchute
>>34984340Typing style alone is not telling enough of a poster who is not a namefag or tripfag. There's a chance you have spoken to different women or more likely, troons.
>>34984338my first thought when upset is that no one cares. i prefer to put out feelers that someone is interested before expanding. i'm more likely to say "i'm upset" and wait for someone to ask why than start by explaining why i'm upset. and i usually perceive not being asked why as rejection. i think a lot of women are this way though
>>34984315These are genuinely lesbians in denial.
>>34984339If you can thread the needle with a football 50 yards downfield, my team coukd use you
>>34984349Most negligent discharges don't occur at the range.
Is it true if heâs read anything by Dostoyevsky itâs a red flag?
>>34984357This question is an automatic +30 bodycount equivalent.
>>34984357Just Notes from the Underground.
>>34984355watching someone play a game really really really well still isn't as entertaining to me as being ok or even bad at the game myself. i'd rather have sex than watch porn
>>34984358Is this your new gimmick?
>>34984356i've had close calls before. i'll do my best to be careful.
>>34984284i have a crush on mr boston but he always rejects me
>>34984345A little bit
>>34984363Who tf is mister Boston
>>34984366heâs an anon from a different board
>>34984352Okay that makes sense.You want someone who cares about you and trys.I get a lot of guys aren't the most attentive to that stuff.Even I struggle with that.Though not as much, probably because I've always been more intune with my female side.How often do you feel like you get upset?Is it an every day occurrence?
>>34984362>i've had close calls beforeWhy be retarded then?
>>34984351I have spoken to many different femanons. I've enjoyed it immensely.How many troons do you think go on 4Chan regularly?
>>34984367Oh probably some fatnigger from fit
>>34984373heâs actually lost a lot of weight
>>34984369i don't think i'll actually sleep with my rifle but i'll keep it close by.
GenderWhy are you here? Why do you use atoga?
>>34984302Too many lingered feelings, trying to confront about it to resolve so we can be friends but really it showed pretending to be on friendly terms was holding back healing.
>>34984377MI'm here because I enjoy having conversations with other anons.I specifically use /atoga/ cause I know there are more femanons in this thread. Why do you come here Ohio?
>>34984376Keep your rifle by your side
>>34984292That depends on the breakup and how it ended.
>>34984377I don't even know any more man
Is this true?
>>34984381Depends on the day really. Sometimes it's to ask questions I really want anonymous answers to, sometimes it's just to dick around and chat, and sometimes to try helping people out.
>>34984357Is it a red flag if she reads Dostoevsky and likens you to Alyosha Karamazov? All I saw was attributing a favourable character to someone in good light is not realistic.
shit feels hopeless sometimes man,
>>34984388How is is mother still alive
>>34984377FI don't even know any more man It's kind of the same vibe as Omegle but with a chance at slightly better conversation. I don't want friends but my human brain urges me to socialize. Coming here is the most low effort way I can do that.
>>34984396avoidant?
>>34984377Mbecause 4chan is the last reservation of the internet as it was before social media, algos, and barbarians because atoga is one of the very last unaligned active threads on 4chanbecause being mean and being kind where merited is cathartic
>>34984384Pressures on progression and material wants, Told goal should have been to pursue work not them, I pursue work and then told all I did was my choice and did what I wanted in going about to attain that work. Life is work with no one to share the spoils now.
men would u let a femanon give u massages?
>>34984398I hate that's the new buzzword. Not all introverted autistics are avoidant. I think I'm just too easily irritated by other people.
>>34984401I'm sorry, I don't fully understand what you mean, probably because I am about to go to bed.
Tall handsome men wanting to be around you is such a comforting feeling
>>34984388>Is this true?Yes, I would also beat the shit out of Jay Leno.
>>34984376You sound anxious.
I've been chugging water since I got a headachebut I don't think this is one of those dehydration ones, might have to take a painkiller, might be coming down with a cold, or the flu..
>>34984403>new buzzwordMaybe to you.
>>34984407What about tall handsome men wanting to penetrate you?
>>34984410it was supposed to be a romantic meme not like i'm afraid so i'll sleep with it. i feel dumb now. >>34984411take a painkiller and dim the lights
>>34984377F.Used to be a time when the younger me had a good relationship and I came to /atoga/ half gloatingly to give sage advice that most likely benefited no one.Then it turned into this place has funny stories and maybe I can contribute once in a whileAnd now after the breakup I am just as miserable as everyone else, even if I think I might be a bit older than the avarage poster here.Still giving my opinions and advice that most likely gives benefit to no one.The funny stories part hasnt changed, but I think there are way less of them these days.Cant remember when I last saw a story of any kind here, even greentext one./atoga/ just became a habbit over the years.
>>34984377MBecause I enjoy answering questions here plus /mcg/ isn't that active so it's nice to see stuff happen here
>>34984416Are you 45
i have 20 minutes to wear all these jackets before its too cold. god fucking damn it
>>34984405Thats okay. It ended because of the demands set by the other, even if you did what asked for, planning around their wants while trying to have your own wants too , even if would take a long time but eventually get there. it was seen not enough because of the time it takes and only wanted to have the results and benefit from it.
>>34984427Some need more, some want less.It's a fundamental incompatibility if you can't meet in the middle.
Your Butler no longer loves you.I have been gang raped by a great many homosexuals. They have boofed 7OH up their bums.
>>34984377FI came here desperate for answers and reassurance in a state of intense loneliness and panic. I used it as a crutch for a very long time, as a way to interact with men, to understand them, even humanize them in my mind. I think I learned a lot and this place allowed me to grow into a less afraid person, someone who goes after what she wants. Now it's an occasional habit. I used to be obsessed
>>34984402nah
>>34984388>>34984408>Yes, I would also beat the shit out of Jay Leno.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i8aj3BA3cGg
>>34984416>Cant remember when I last saw a story of any kind here, even greentext one.You missed all the drama over the neglectful parent and the lesbian who tried to sexually seduce her teenage niece
>>34984377f, honestly, i wonder sometimes. i think ive been online for so so long that some part of me needs Internet Time, but most of the internet is so watered down that it feels like real life now, so i have to go find weird cracks in the web the corpos forgot to scrub.
>>34984402A penis massage? Sure.
>>34984402only if she understands that i will fall in love with her during
What if I grabbed your titty
>>34984443I'll show you a penis massage!
Moids, why do you fucking lie about how hot Sabrina Carpenter is? You know you would fucking fuck her!
>>34984432That gives some introspection, ive been trying to meet in the middle for too long for someone who assumed i could only go with their idea ( that they say was only ever beneficial and convenient to me despite requiring me to uplift and move everything to make it happen ) of a life plan, thanks..
This guy really loves the word fucking
>>34984412>to youIt's overused on here. Not usually directed at me though.I don't eat tomatoes because I'm not fond of the flavor or texture not because I'm afraid of them y'know what I mean?
>>34984454Beep boop
>>34984459Tomatophobe
>>34984447The itty bitty kitty titty?
>>34984424I HATE that.Thanks for the reminder.
>>34984461They are yucky
i like having a bf, but i dont like that his life is difficult
I love the fact that all women will suck their juices and essence off of a cock after fucking it.
if only i had a cool older moid to tell me heâs proud of me and pat me on my head
>>34984465I guess you'd know what that's like
>>34984467Me too
>>34984457You're probably always going ton feel like the one who has to "move more", that's just how it is for us humans and how we percieve things from our standpoint.That's also why I learned to just give up and move on when somebody doesn't match my energy. It's not worth it, you can't force a potential partner to meet you there if the difference is too big. Just drop them, it's a waste of time for both of you otherwise.Good night.
>>34984468gay or daddy issues?
>>34984468Why do you need validation from others?I was under the impression you should get it from yourself.
>>34984475what makes you think those are mutually exclusive choices for him?
Why do foids like headpats?
>>34984469I am not simultaneously slimy and grainy so no I can't say I do. Think about the way they make your hands smell when you pick them that is NOT a food smell.
>>34984475neither i just want to be pat and told im doing a good job >>34984476why not both
>>34984468You are so COOL femanon!Your art is amazzzzzzzzzing omgblah blah orbitstuffI REALLY MEAN IT! >tips uetc
>>34984478Nonsexual praise or affection feels good
>>34984482It's always sexual
>>34984480>neitherWe both know thats a bold faced lie
>>34984475She has mommy issues actually. And daddy issues by proxy I guess.
>>34984481wait a minute, how did u know i do art O_O
>>34984485A headpat is less likely to lead to sex than a hug. Js.
>>34984486i have a normal relationship w my dad and i am not gay or even a man>>34984487i dont have mommy issues ive never even said i have, ur confusing me for someone else
>>34984479>slimy and grainyI could say the same thing about your personality
>>34984489lolA hand on the head always ends with getting head
>>34984480>why not bothAre you validating yourself?What have you done to deserve others praise?
>>34984493>What have you done to deserve others praise?i did good on my exam today :D
>>34984490You do, your parents are divorced, you hate your mom and you live with your dad
>>34984480>neither >wants a fat, hairy, older man for a boyfriend Girl don't lie to yourself
>>34984497She doesn't actually want thatonce she gets her self esteem fixed she's cheating on that dude instantly
>>34984496when have i ever said i hated my momalso if having divorced parents = mommy or daddy issues then at least half of u guys have issues too>>34984497he doesnât have to be older he can literally be my age too
>>34984491Are you a tomato did I hurt your feelings?I like most other vegetables but I don't do tomatoes and I don't do squashes. I am judging you for your preferences.
>>34984474Ah when I meant move more I did mean physically uproot to whole other country with no starting, id be entirely reliant on them and their family and the specific job role at the same company as them, I had to secure in that city with no experience, so that we could buy the other half of a property next door to her parents flat, it is why i iterate on moving more, they only had to change one thing really, for me everything. Not impossible but very very difficult to achieve i think, I ask ai the probability of that working out and it said those circumstances are relationship ending. Thanks again and good night.
>>34984500You want him to be 45
>>34984495Good job femanon.I'm glad you did so well on your exam.You are doing so well. I knew you had it in you
I'm going through the steam discovery queue since the sales is ending soon and it's all just porn games.
>>34984501>Are you a tomato did I hurt your feelingsMore like a cucumber
>>34984504i said that as a half joke, my range is 22-43not 43+>>34984505u make me feel warm and fuzzy inside, ty anon
>>34984505Why did the artist give her an insane rack
>>34983851Fell for a scam which I thought I never would have but it's was introduced to me by people I actually valued and had high opinions of....family, cousins.Lost $50k to a scam from my cousins. Stupid I know but what's the liklihood I can strong arm them to pay me back?They basically convinced me they had this investment they were near closing after 2 years and that they just needed the final $35k. That should seal the deal in 3 weeks then he will pay me back double. Then when that didn't happen they said just final things and convinced me to loan them another $15k. Here I was thinking it was some new local business opportunity Before revealing it was a "crypto" thing. then since then it's been endless voice messages from some dude encouraging them to raise money to complete documents for lawyers etc. anyways I'm annoyed now.When I found out the other cousin endorsed it it out me at ease as he was always sensible and I thought knew how to invest and what to do as he was the one I used to always go to for advice when I first started getting into investing. The other cousin is the only who owns his own business and works for himself so I always saw him as having a good head on his shoulders. If I threaten to pay me in a week, maybe 14 days or else I will make formal police reports etc will that send them into a panic to scrounge money to pay me back? Do I have a leg to stand on and will this count as them having me send money to them under false pretense and they can be done by for fraud. It's not like i was sending money to a love scammer. I sent it directly to family with the words loan to the transactions.
>>34984512lolcall the cops>inb4 no I wo..then shut up
I have noticed your toes. Your toes are very sexy and erotic, especially when you wiggle them in your sandal shoes.
moids do u have a favorite colour? i don't.
>>34984526I like green
>>34984511Honestly I thought those were her hands she was holding together.I think I might be too innocent
>>34984526Forrest GreenAlso the color the sky takes during sunsets
>>34984526Yeah. Why don't you? Not because you're blind I hope.
>>34984509You are welcome anon.I'm glad you feel warm and fuzzy inside.It makes me feel a bit brighter when I can light someone else up.Have an amazing rest of your week. Don't forget to go out and celebrate your accomplishment!
when im here and im horny im frustrated because nobody likes straight up hornyposting but when im not horny i dont feel nearly as curious about men because i like thinking about more interesting things
>>34984526Black and red but to be honest that might just be because those were my ex's favourite colour on me. So idk
Hey femanon *Flicks your nipple*They're poking out, might want to wear a bra next time haha. Unless uh. You meant to do that
>>34984482I wonder what it says about me that I forgot about that desu
>>34984537That shows hook up tendencies.automatic +20 bodycount type behavior
>>34984467I like when moids cum in my mouth and then tongue kiss with me.
>>34984204It's not really attractive, but not repulsive on it's own. But im definitely judging you and thinking "yeah this girl looks like future divorce and alcoholism"
>>34984468>>34984537And you're trying to tell us you don't have daddy issues?
>>34984533theres too many colours. maybe a shade of cyan like this>>34984532those r nice.>>34984528what kind of green?>>34984539black and red are reliable.
Either gender.When did this PysOp start to try to trick guys into liking fat chicks? I'm seeing this a lot now.
>>34984475What issues do I have, anon?
Bend over, bitch!It's time to take a cock in the bum.
>>34984546Idk, like olive green, camo green, this color.
>>34984515The transactions happened about a year ago. One of the still forwards me voice messages from theguy they are dealing with. What can or will police or fraud investigators actually do
>>34984543What the fuck no? We don't fucking do THAT!
>>34984552nice.
>>34984548None of this matters.Women just assign themselves into a type of girl, then try to label the people that like them as virtuous instead of just having a preference
>>34984542i mean no i dont have that many bodies
>>34984537>nobody likes straight up horny postingWrong board./soc/ is that way ->Are men not interesting to you?I find people to be immensely interesting.
>>34984553okay, yeah, I don't care anymore, this is why I say people who get scammed deserve to be shamed with the scammers.
>>34984554Yes you do, its called cum swapping and its BASED.
>>34984557That's because you got some other factors holding you back, probably self esteem issues, if it wasn't for that, that's triple digit body behavior
>>34984545im only one of those but i would say i do have daddy issues
>>34984563Bro saw one comment and is now beating this joke into the ground
>>34984563i think i would like to be casual but not prolific
So what am I supposed to do at a bar or club, read/play my Gameboy until I see someone I want to sleep with?
>>34984537What kind of things do you horny post about
>>34984567That's what they all think at the beginning, then it just start piling up
Are daddy issues worse, or are mommy issues?
>>34984558people are interesting to me but the part of a male person that is only male and not universal isnt that interesting unless im horny so idk how to ask questions about it specifically. if that makes sense.
>>34984284MBlueValkHer folds are so erotic and her form is so graceful. Like a blue whale gliding through her 40's, singing her whale songs of moid hatred. What a majestic creature
>>34984568>play my GameboyYou are cooked
>>349845452nd one isnt menoi dont have daddy issuesi love my dad and he loves me
>>34984575Wdym?
>>34984577You love him a bit too much
>>34984581dont be weird
>>34984582As in your are overly clingy and still a child mentally and can't function on your own without such a figure in your life
I havent shaved my legs in a month. I really need a man to motivate me.
>>34984572I guess.I've just found male and female brains to be really different. So it becomes interesting to see how either side views a certain topic or issue.I guess if you just boiled us down to our physical appearance than I could understand it more.
>>34984583my prime socialization years were shot down due to the pandemic + im naturally introvert its expected that im a little socially behind
>>34984584Keep up the good work, never shave them.You're beautiful the way you are now
>>34984569a lot of what if scenarios that are overly complex and usually a little strange or offputting. people don't like it almost ever
What's rhe best way to send women into subspace?
>>34984588Really? But theyre all prickly. I like when theyre smooth.
>>34984592Rub some lotion or conditioner on them then.
>>34984584>*Brushes hand against your thigh*>Oh? Haha not tonight honey, not really in the mood>*Rolls over and falls asleep*
>>34984284Jazz Hands.
>>34984571Depends if you are a man or a woman.A man who has father issues can't become a man.While a woman who has mommy issues will always struggle with accepting her femininity.
>>34984591Accelerate her to 11.2 km/s
>>34984585i dont think i assume most differences between individuals to be gender things instead of individual things
Women with mommy issues are kind of hot, the way they hate them.
>>34984526Dark green. I think. My preference changes often but this is the most common that I like
>>34984590Thoughts on missionary breeding plaps?
>>34984537I'm too tired to hornypost during burger hours, and these threads are basically dead in euro hours when I'm actually horny
>>34984598My thighs dont get hairy and the hair on my legs is thin and short.>>34984597But the prickles...
>>34984604i think moids like green a lot.
>>34984584A little leg hair wouldn't stop most of them
>>34984600>While a woman who has mommy issues will always struggle with accepting her femininity.Lol >>34984586
>>34984608>*Instinctively reaches out to rub your shins*>*Feels your prickles*>*Slowly pulls back*
>>34984610Yes, but it would stop me.
>>34984611sometimes men are just so so cool and it has nothing to do with women
>>34984602Oh interesting. I hadn't really considered taking that approach. It sounds correct, we should be evaluating people on an individual level.Thanks anon.
>>34984616You hate being a woman though. That's why you take tranny drugs. You think having hips or whatever will make you evil
>>34984584I bet your legs look sexy shaved, so you should shave them
>>34984619very weird mischaracterizationi actually wish i did have hips since men like them
>>34984618Shut the fuck up Simp ass nigga
>>34984609This green. It reminds me of leaves, stereotypical terminal text, a girl I used to know who had green eyes, my national colour, and mint. And a lot of other things I like
>>34984623And yet. Your entire life and all of your worldviews are just big childish contradictions
>>34984627i wasnt aware an atoga anon knew my entire life and all my worldviews#mindblown
veins or some people are geen, I like it when you can see their green veins in their armpits :3
>>34984627>And yet. Your entire life and all of your worldviews are just big childish contradictions
>>34984628It's what happens when you tell them to everyone on a public board
>>34984625i like all your reasons for liking this shade of green.
>>34984629But I got blue veins 3:
>>34984625Or more like this green
>>34984631lol kek>>34984632i dont tell u guys everything tho
>>34984635i like this one a lot.
>>34984637I bet he felt so cool saying that lmfao
>>34984637You do
>>34984634SAD! I'm no longer interested
>>34984640yk whati havent told u tho? i havent told u that ive been pawing at u this whole time and u fell for my trap
>>34984204>how unattractivethis answer >>34984210 sums it up pretty well>i can't fix herpretty straightforward, like what the other responders have said>i can fix heryes, even outside of the fetishers some may want to "fix" her. Men like fixing things, helping people, and helping women out. It makes them feel good, gives them validation, makes em feel valuable. For a girl that I like or am attracted to, if I saw she had self harm scars, my immediate response would be to want to make her feel pretty and happier and give her a good time. Maybe in the past I would've had the mentality to "fix" her but being not a child, I understand now that people can't really be fixed or improved by me, or I can't necessarily push people in that sense. Unless they actually ask for it, people in general really don't want help or fixing, so it's best to just be a good friend or partner and be by their side when they need you. And every individual has problems, so it'd be pretty shitty to judgeFor "normal" people, idk if there really is a middle. Idk, what sort of guy ignores a girl he cares about if she has a problem? The obvious answer is that he's just using her and doesn't care for her at all. And if he isn't ignoring it, either he runs away (can't fix her) or he tackles the problem the best he can (fixes her)
>>34984641Iâm sorry I got my momâs pale irish skin, as per tradition.
i miss being sixteen and thinking everything you guys said was super awesome and smart
>>34984438Bill Hicks, imo, is one of the most overrated comedians of all time. I don't know why people gave Leary so much shit for ripping off his persona, because it did more for Hicks in death than he ever deserved in life. >>34984507>it's all just porn games.Based. There are some good ones.>>34984548Wtf is she smoking? Chubby chasers are some of the biggest creeps.>>34984543>I like when moids cum in my mouth and then tongue kiss with me.Hot>>34984571>Are daddy issues worse, or are mommy issues?Mommy issues. Daddy issues suck, but mommy issues fuck you up on a foundational level.>>34984603>Women with mommy issues are kind of hotIf that's the case, I'm a thermal event.>>34984629>veins or some people are geenWarm tone>>34984634>But I got blue veins 3:Cool tone
they should make an atoga for people who understand BDSM
>>34984638>>34984633I actually contemplated before on why I am drawn to this colourI was always a private person especially as a kid and liked being surrounded in foliage so I could be alone by myself without being watched, and could hide. I liked watching people when they didn't know I was there, and hated being watched when I didn't know, and could often sense it. It gave me a sense of comfort and made me relaxed being lost in greens and browns. The association stuck into adulthood. The brain works in funny ways. I'm not sure what was up with me. Probably it was a sense of control of my environment
>>34984646do you at least have red hair?
Twitter keeps posting the cornell 7 girl on my TL, and it's just her looking buff as hell flexing and the only thing I can think about is how hot fit girls are
How do I meet people (either platonically or romantically) at a concert? I'll be going by myself.
>>34984654sorry chudie it's called X now
>>34984656You don't.The people that can doesn't ask questions like this.
>>34984656No matter what, don't bring a Gameboy to pass the time.
went to an AMP brothel for the first time. it felt like i was just fucking a robot. finding a girl online to jerk off with is so much hotter imo. whats the appeal of these places?
>>34984656Wdym you just start talking to people who are near you
>>34984656You go up to them and talk to them about their personal experience with the music/artist. You are all there for one reason. So use that as a jumping off point for a conversation.
>>34984571Mommy issues It's not socially acceptable to shit on your piece of shit mom like it is with shitty dads and that alone makes it hell to deal with. I think almost every person I've seen discuss their shit mom has always had someone try to play defense for a woman they've never met.It also causes so many emotional and self esteem problems that aren't always obvious and are hard to talk about from what I just described.
>a girl joins the call>suddenly all the guys start sounding like 14 yo corpse husband imitators This is why men deserve to die alone.
>tfw no pale irish gfwhy live
>>34984537Just hornypost in my DMs instead
>>34984667>corpse husband imitatorsWhat does that even mean?
>>34984658god fucking damnit>>34984662that only works if it's one person by themself. If it's two or more people already engaged in conversation, it'd be rude to butt in. I think the only way to make that work is by asking some harmless question ("what time does the show start?" "is this the right line?" "are the seats assigned?") and then try to join their conversation that way.
>>34984667What are you even talking about?What?
>>34984674Imagine 14 year old with little squeaker voices trying to sound like thishttps://youtu.be/eiyMKnp8Re4
>>34984674corpse husband is the name of a streamer who has a voice condition that causes his voice to be abnormally deep, so he basically got popular for his deep sexy voice.
>>34984675>It'd be rude If it's a bunch of people standing in line and you're not even sure if they came together or not it's not rude. This person >>34984663 gave you good advice. Your questions don't lead to further conversation they just get you 3 seconds of attention and people might think you're stupid.
>>34984680nta but didn't he get in some drama because he looks like a lazy slob irl?So women stopped fawning over him
>>34984685he did a face reveal and then women was like ewor at least that's what I heard
>>34984687He's just chubby and sick.
>>34984687no ur thinking of dreamcorpse has never done an official face reveal or confirmed that the leaked pic was him or not
>>34984687many such cases
>>34984526I don't, it's a useless/meaningless question to most people
>>34984678FOCUS PEOPLEwhy do men always do this shityou DO NOT HAVE A DEEP VOICEpretending to have one when a girl joins just makes you sound fucking retarded
pretentious ppl be like:>no i dont have a favorite colorlike yes u do, everyone has a favorite color
>>34984697what if i like a bunch of colours
>>34984697mine is green:D
>>34984537>nobody likes straight up hornypostingwrong, everyone loves fem hornyposting
>>34984698u have to pick one and the rest diethey are all sentient choose now!>>34984699good anon, u get a cookie
>>34984678That's pretty cringe>>34984680I don't get how women find voices sexy. He just sounds weird to me.
>>34984697but i literally dont. there are colors i dont like, but none that i would call my favorite. most of my stuff is white, gray, and black.
>>34984683So what, just ask a random group of people who I've never met before, "How'd you guys first learn about this artist?" or something like that? Seems weird af to me but hey I'm a fucking incel loser.
>>34984706i dont find his voice sexywhen i think of a sexy voice i think of postal dude
Have you ever had a long term partner tie the future of your relationship to an absolute timeline? Demanding not just a career or a home, but this exact role and this specific company, to buy this exact property listing, no little to no flexibility on options allowed?
>>34984667>>34984680funny, around guys my voice is low cause no effort is being given and I don't care. Around women it gets slightly higher, unless again I don't care, like if they're old old friends
>>34984690No corpse husband did one too.
>>34984708>but i literally dont. there are colors i dont like, u canât dislike something without liking something else
>>34984649>Bill Hicks, imo, is one of the most overrated comedians of all time. I don't know why people gave Leary so much shit for ripping off his persona, because it did more for Hicks in death than he ever deserved in life.Somebody didn't like his Adam and Eve bit
Straight women, have you ever experimented with women?
i want to hand feed moids (an appropriate) amount of chex mix
>>34984703>good anon, u get a cookieyay a cookie :D
>>34984724
morning, why are we still here
>>34984647>i miss being sixteen and thinking everything you guys said was super awesome and smartIt's not just you growing up, anons are noticeably more retarded than they were even 5 years ago.
>>34984724What if I also like it if you toss it so I catch it in my mouth like a circus seal?
Tom Myers is the greatest comedian ever, only a genius could have written the bong hit transplant joke.
>>34984732Jus 2 sufer
woah wtfthe side of my calves are suddenly sore as fuck, like cramping
>>34984735only if i get to pet u like ur a real seal too
>>34984712You just kind of "jump in" in response to something one of them said. This is fine when you're at some kind of event where everyone is there for the same reason.
>>34984733yeah :(i used to feel like i got on the bus and all the old homeless guys were nice to me and giving me advice that they really mean well even if they arent the wisest, now i feel like i got stuck in... idek a real life equivalent. maybe like, juvie.
>>34984741Drink some water and have a banana
>>34984741Probably nothing serious, but you might want to make sure it's not DVT just to be safe. Check yourself against its symptoms.
>>34984729That's you sitting on the toilet handfeeding me. I am the T-Rex
>>34984745>aor aor aor!
>>34984667Cute little friendzoned femcel :3
>>34984713Literally sounds the same
>>34984754seal bf.. seal bf!
>>34984746Are you a female? I feel like it's fine for women to do that kind of thing, but when a male does it, it's creepy.
still no foid to hug on a cold wet foggy morning
femanon, do you have a nice voice? :3
men, how expressive do you need a girl to be in bed?porn is so full of squealing and faces and dirty talk, and i dont think i can do that. when i'm masturbating i am very focused. what if i was taking the sex really seriously? and all the noises i usually made were lung-sounds, unless i got really carried away? i think i would probably be more expressive with a partner (i REALLY like giving presents and seeing people surprised so i think anytime i make someone feel unexpectedly good it would excite me) but in general is this temperament an issue for arousal? just not being very expressive or vocal? you would be able to feel my enthusiasm through the way my body moves.
Femanons, was dream actually that hideous? He looks like a regular guy to me, I wouldn't even notice him if I saw him at the store.
WomenYou are on a date. The man is a tall handsome well groomed well mannered fella, and he's rich and stuff. and takes you away in like a sports car or a really expensive one that you like. He pulls your seat out and pays for the dinner. And then he says "You know, I don't usually pick foids like you, but there's just something special about you, I can tell, frfr no cap bix nood bussin. How bout we go back to my place and play some fortnite?"What do you do?
>>34984760it does not !
>>34984769This guy jaw mogs all of you
>>34984768he looked normal but his soul was rotten
>>34984761>me and youpic rel, muah <3
>>34984767I don't like squealers or opera singers. I do like talkers though.
>>34984766im told i always sound like i woke up five seconds ago and im trying to go back to sleep.
I talk in a higher pitched voice to women, same as I do to children and dogs.
>>34984715Sounds like your girl is an israeli asset. What comes off as inane micromanagement is really due to department budget restraints
>>34984773What'd he do?
>>34984767Imagine if we were fucking and then I threw up and died. But my body fell on top of yours and it was hot.
>>34984772So you like him then. Imagine him in a suit and on that date. And then he says that. What do you do?
>>34984776does muttering count
>>34984767I don't need a women to do anything other than give me her consent.I would like a woman who can vocalize her pleasure. I want her to get carried away. That is really hot to me. What body moves would you employ to show your enthusiasm?
>>34984777cute
>>34984782I'm a guy
>>34984781were you ill or was the vomit induced by my behavior
why do girls like seals so much? serious question
>>34984786Ok well then you can still answer. I don't care if your a faggot
>>34984784>I don't need a women to do anything other than give me her consentNiggas say this and then wonder why she dead fishes and their bedroom dies
>>34984789they are more obedient than moids
>>34984783I think so. My favorite is being told where to cum though.
>>34984790Lern 2 spel
>>34984577my bad
>>34984762Not if you're the same age as the people you're trying to talk to and it's a mixed gender group. If you try to talk to a group of 6 women standing in a closed circle yeah you're gonna get looked at like a weirdo.
>>34984790>your a faggotSaaar
>>34984791She can certainly try that shitI'm still throwing her ass around like a fucking doll. If she doesn't like it she can get the fuck out of the bedroom.
>>34984788I forgot the paper bag and thought I could make it
>>34984794This isn't a formal letter, it's a 4chan post. I need not be concerned with the difference between your and you're
>>34984792I want serious answers only please
>>34984010The lesser one
>>34984798You've never had sex have you
>gymbros went ripping on me for "thinking I could make a wife out of a hoe"It hasn't hurt this good before in my life, bros.
>>34984793would it be fine if you were inside and she grabbed onto you and said "stay" if you tried to pull out or does it need to be like"ahem ahem EJACULATE INTO MY PUSSY PLEASE"
>>34984800How about you use ur since you're a total fucking retard
>>34984804I haveYou do know there are multiple different types of women right?Some enjoy different shit.
>>34984806nta sounds hot
>>34984796I'm guessing most people at the concert are going to be early to mid 20s, although I'm sure there will also be some older people around. I'm early 30s, although I've been told I look much younger.
>>34984767Lung-sounds? Kek what? Do you mean heavy breathing (we love this) or like >https://youtu.be/GpfHfZvYZEMGuys likes girl sex noises that tell them they're enjoying being fucked. It's super hot. It doesn't need to be some super load >ah god, ah, ah, ah godbut like, any girl moaning or heavy breathing is nice when it's at points where she's really enjoying it. No expression at all sucksUnless you're like moving your hips or arching your back or using your hands to hold him in certain ways or your clenching your pussy/ass muscles, body enthusiasm is hard to read. But those are nice too, it all just needs to be very explicitly showing you're having a good time
>>34984809Ain't about that
>>34984779She must have been reassigned because i failed at the finish line.
>>34984766Not particularly. It's kind of whatever and then on top of that I have a mild version of one of the least attractive accents in the country.>>34984769No thank you
>>34984816What, indian?
>>34984792If you want obedience, get a dogIt's man's nature to be disobedient
>>34984808Your not as smart as you think you areAre you gonna answer the question, mr literate? >>34984769
>>34984806The former sounds hot. My ex gf just said "no" once when I tried to pull out.
>>34984811Yeah I wouldn't be trying to talk to small groups of just early 20s women if I were you but a decent sized group of both genders wouldn't be phased by you trying to get in on the conversation.
>>34984816>No thank youYou'll go on a second date though, right?
>>34984819Are you gonna stop sucking on my nuts Mr faggot
foids, it's voca posting time
>>34984818>It's man's nature to be disobedientthe right man is obedient when he needs to be
>>34984812close your airway, create tension, then let go. same sound you make when you clear your throat but add a little voice to it. i dont know. i hold my breath and then let it out and its like "hmm"my expressions are usually me frowning or closing my eyes or my mouth twisting, but my body is really squirmy, and i really prefer to be on top and controlling the pace of things so it would very much be a thing you could see and feel. i also grab things.
>>34984824I see what this is about. It's because I used the word faggot instead of homosexual. I apologise. Again, I don't care if you are homosexual. You are welcome to answer the question. Go a head
>>34984818And that's why the military predominantly wants women right. Because men are so disobedient and free spirited
>>34984828hottest foid in atoga
>>34984810>>34984821okay thats good. thats mostly what its like. i am just kind of sparing with my expressions. i dont mean to be but i was so bad that it could hamper things
>>34984817Were you trying to be funny or are you obsessed with Indian people? It feels like everyone is constantly being accused of being Indian or JH in here. The most commonly (maybe second) hated North American accent.
>>34984721>Somebody didn't like his Adam and Eve bitI don't remember it, but he's just never came off as funny. If I wanted to listen to a sanctimonious pessimist stand on stage and give his opinion for 30 minutes, I'd listen to Carlin, because at least he was funny. Hicks combined the attitude of Sam Kinison with the smugness of Bill Maher and the humor of a fucking funeral.>>34984736>Tom Myers is the greatest comedian ever, only a genius could have written the bong hit transplant joke.It's obviously Dane Cook. Who else could think of breaking into a house to leave a lava lamp? Comedic genius.>>34984768>was dream actually that hideous?He was never going to live up to the expectations his fingers had of him. Unless he looked like an anime character, they were going to be disappointed in some way or another.>>34984769>What do you do?Hit the griddy while riding himhttps://youtube.com/shorts/AlRABijQPeg>>34984789>why do girls like seals so much?They compare me to a kiss from a rose on the gray.
>>34984826I would like to hear what ATOGA femanons sound like. That would be interesting
>>34984829You just cannot get off my dick can you
>>34984826>voca postingi think you mean "JOI"
>>34984831That's how you know it's a moid. I'm calling moid hands.
>>34984833You said you have an unattractive accent
>>34984407H-hot
You know who isn't funny? Bo Burnham
>>34984826No. I'm sick.
>>34984833Valley girl
>>34984842fatties arent human
>>34984846stop being fatphobic
I'm a moid with a weird accent.
>>34984454She does her makeup like my whorish grandma. It's old lady makeup.
My gf also isn't funny but I laugh at her jokes anyways
>>34984836I'm not interested in this gay sexing/roleplay thing you are trying to initiate. Please respect my boundaries. Head over to >>/lgbt/. It's a board just for your kind, you will be right at home
>>34984842Hope you feel better soon.
>>34984813Women don't know what their bodies are capable of!
>>34984828Yeah hmms are real nice, super cute, very sexy. All of it is nice, I'm sure he'll like it
>>34984839>>34984844Wow I thought it would be immediately obvious what it was.
>>34984852Oh I'm sure you can vouch for them >Fucked up the linkStill not beating the retard allegations kek
so r moids posting vocs or not
>>34984856It is obvious, people immediately clocked indian, you just had some weird idea about what the majority consider unattractive for some reason
>>34984834Does fangirls autocorrect to fingers?
>>34984856Idk. The only American accent I find gross is southern which everyone disagrees with. The rest I don't care about unless it's some Mexican shit
>>34984857>can't find his way on his own>calls me a retardYou could had just asked nicely>>>/lgbt/Glad I could help
>>34984858https://voca.ro/11fH4N03UXL4
>>34984864You sound brown
>>34984841>You know who isn't funny? Bo BurnhamThat's it, you've lose life privileges. https://youtu.be/FmrA5QBR6d0?t=2m20sHe was able to, at 20 years old, hold his own with Ray Romano, Gary Shandling, Marc Maron, Paul Provenza, and Judd Apatow. His type of humor isn't for everyone, but he's incredibly talented in everything he does.>>34984860>Does fangirls autocorrect to fingers?It did for me, sadly.
>>34984864but fat men get the pass yes ? :3r u fat? u dont sound fat so i dont have my hopes up
>>34984859>>34984861If you Google "least attractive American accent" it would answer with New York first and mine second. This is a documented thing people hate Boston accents. You guys are just uniformed.
>>34984868Idgaf what Google says I don't think of them at all. Boston accents don't exist anyways nobody talks like that anymore
>>34984814Could have been a penis inspector, high turnover rate
>>34984868as if the powers that be would ever allow the real sentiment of the people be broadcasted raw and unfiltered
>>34984865jesus you are obsessed with brown people
>>34984858https://voca.ro/18NRob64WX9x
>>34984863Amazing now click it and stay there
>>34984875is this the gay voice anon from before?
>>34984868You kidding? I gave one of the characters in my novel a Boston-like accent. It's a lovely one.
>>34984865>>34984867https://voca.ro/1j7nHoj32dGN
>>34984876I'm not coming with you. I'm not gay, sorry. Off you go now. And watch your arsehole doesn't fall out. Don't go too crazy
>>34984879I'm not gay, I'm a country boy. We don't do that down here.
>>34984868The article I found said Pittsburgh was the worst
>>34984881leave fat men alone D: they have done nothing wrong!
>>34984882Lot of words to call yourself a homo
>>34984884https://voca.ro/1hudmdUhSQS8
>>34984858https://voca.ro/13WMBrhoNgjd
>>34984838i do not honestly understand how you decide these things in your mind. i see a hundred obvious sockpuppet posts a thread and nobody cares but the moment i talk (awkwardly) about sex i'm an imposter. you make me feel crazy sometimes. also i hate these captchas sometimes.
i genuinely canât tell if its all the same guy posting the vocs or different onesu all sort of sound the same lols
>>34984890That's just how we talk in the DEEP south, not like you yankees in Texas.
>>34984891kek
>>34984886https://voca.ro/1l64c3MCMNY1
>>34984873>bo burnhamDisagree, because there is so much ironic detachment to his comedy that it doesn't come off as preachy. So you can disagree with the message, but the joke itself or the vehicle is still funny. >>34984880>It's a lovely one.BAHSTEN ACKSENTS AH FUCKIN GAY, YA QWEEYAH!
>>34984898bully alert
>>34984898That's literally facts, women on here never post vocas. I think BV did once but it was like 2 seconds long.
>>34984886i wanna hear your voice
>>34984895i dont appreciate being compared to those 2 faggots
Step right up step right up A crumb of attention from the ftm come and get it
>>34984889Please stop trying to flirt with me. I'm not gay and I'm not interested. I was kind enough to assist you in finding your community here on 4chan. I apologised for using the f-word. Now leave me alone
>>34984870>nobody talks like that any more I assure you they do. They're 50+ but they're still doing it. People my age don't usually have it as strong but I can tell when I've met someone who's from massachusetts within a couple of sentences even if I'm in like North Carolina or something. And sure recognizing your own accent is easier but if Californians are asking me if I'm from Boston it must be somewhat recognizable.>>34984880>lovely That's a bit of a niche opinion I feel like we get clowned on more than appreciated.>>34984885They just sound kinda drunk to me lol.
>>34984903i have the typical t-voiceits not nice to listen to
>>34984902bruh she's posted like 10 min vocas before
>Birdanon saying "my boy iz wickhed smaht" while pegging you.
>>34984902https://voca.ro/1jyCtUsyvsBG
>>34984909So you are a tranny, you admit it.>>34984910When? Like 3 years ago? I've only been using this thread for about a year.
>>34984911That's not birdanon you goober
>>34984909lemme hear it plz, i promise ill cum or not cum to it, wtv you want
>>34984913yes ive admitted it ages ago silly
>>34984911Birdanon is also from New England?
>>34984912https://voca.ro/1bU0MgYajAoy
it has been confirmed: Anonymous is a tranny
>>34984915what am i supposed to even sayi have a really grating voice haha>>34984920detrans tranny.. cmon im one of the good ones at least, be nice to me
>>34984894Nta, the fuck are you talking about? Awkwardly talking about sex? On an anonymous basket weaving forum? Get over yourself.
>>34984899I watched his covid special, and he says something about being a white male in every bit
>>34984920I think "she"'s the resident fat fetishist.
>>34984919https://voca.ro/1g5dnzGzl5A9
>>34984914>>34984918Shes burger-irish, where else would whe be?
>>34984921>detrans tranny.FtM or MtF?
>>34984899>BAHSTEN ACKSENTS AH FUCKIN GAY, YA QWEEYAH!Ay, step awf it, kid. Don't get smaht with me.>>34984908>That's a bit of a niche opinion I feel like we get clowned on more than appreciated.I've never heard it disparaged by anyone. It's quirky, but in a good way.
>>34984907Tf is this gay larp?
>>34984913no it was maybe within the last 2 years? idk i go on and off atoga, she's got a normal voice
>>34984928ftm
>>34984918Birdanon is from the midwest, keep up bro
>>34984925https://voca.ro/16xp6lS8HzvI
>>34984921idc i wanna hear it plzzz
>>34984934I see my sarcasm went over your head
>>34984925>>34984935u guys sound literally identical down to mic quality, this is very funny>>34984937no its ugly and im awkward
>>34984931idk man this gay guy keeps trying to initiate gay roleplaying with me and it's really creepy and gross. I keep telling him i'm not interested. I'm just going to stop responding
>>34984921Read ozymandius
>>34984921>what am i supposed to even sayoh uhh, how about, describe the perfect fat man
>>34984933Did the test make you go bald?
>>34984935https://voca.ro/11IqkykdH1Vj>>34984939youre fucking deaf
Why can't femanons do gay roleplay with each other instead of these two fags?
https://voca.ro/1f5YVCmtiRWh
>>34984943nope, good hair genes run in my family >>34984941jam a man of fortune >>34984942goodness no
>>34984941https://voca.ro/1978RNkdibop
>>34984939awkward girls are cute girls are hot girls, and all girl noises are nice, plzz
You all sound equally low t
>>34984949>awkward girlsanon i do not sound like a girl
>>34984940Oh, you misunderstood. Iâm calling you a faggot for larping about being some sort of innocent idiot who just stumbled on here *somehow*.
>>34984945Apparently incels are the real attention whores
>>34984945https://voca.ro/12YPylBCDFI8
>>34984951https://voca.ro/14W6fn4XzQ3U
>>34984953:( cmon, lemme hear it anyway, not like anyone's gonna recognize you
>>34984955Duh, they never get any
where the hunny bunnies at
>>34984957Exactly, you sound like some teenager on cs who's forcing his voice deeper and talking shit with canned lines he heard from a streamer
>>34984954Oh, it's you still. Look, i'm going to stop replying to you now. You have the link. Go get em, girlfriend
Which femanon had the hottest voice?
>>34984964Nope, i am a different anon calling out your faggotry. I have no idea what you and that other fag had going on. âF-wordâ, really? Either kys or leave.
https://voca.ro/1kWd00CIvO3L
>>34984963https://voca.ro/1kUVXleUYCUn
>>34984967JH has a cute - sorry sexy - valley girl voice
>>34984969stop im gonna coom
>>34984967Don't remember, but she sounded tomboyish.
>>34984958u first
>>34984970Gotta say, youâre bringing back memories of this chocolate bitch in highschool who tried to imply that she liked me the last days before graduating. She was cute as a button.
>>34984972I thought she was from New Hampshire
>>34984978NG was a racist white girl known for saying the n word in every voca
I need her to sit on my lap
https://voca.ro/17RVRYoq7jd8
>>34984976NTA. There's no way you sound worse than birdy getting fucked
>>34984980>saying the n word in every vocaAs it should be. I want to get hard, after all.
>>34984984>birdy getting fuckedwhat?and yes i do have a worse voice. i have a really just weird voice desu, been told it sounds youngish too, i dont like it
>>34984968He was sensitive to "the F-word" and got mad. Yes, really. He's gone now. He's over in /lgbt/ now thankfully
>>34984988Youâre the one still censoring, faggot.
There are two wolves
>>34984993And ranchers want to kill them both
>>34984990I'm not versed in gay lingo. I don't know what you people want. is the word faggot offensive or empowering? It's none of my concern. Just call yourselves what ever you want. I don't care. I'm done with this conversation
Genders what's your potato name?
>>34985001Shut the fuck up
>>34984983Eat 5 eggs and toast.Youâll feel full the whole day. And some basic, bland porridge, too.
>>34985001MZesty Spud Smasher...
>>34985004I had two big bowls of chili and cornbread, I also had a bowl of baked potato soup.
>>34985001Zesty Gravy BombSounds.. awful.
>>34985005Could be worse, could've been the zesty loaded legend
>>34985001>Chunky Spud SmasherSounds like a fat gay porn starAre you going to reveal your potato name BV?
>>34985008That's an improvement. It literally couldn't be worse
>>34985001Datamining post, do not reply.
>>34985009I'm a Zesty Fry Guy! HAHAHAH
>>34985010You'd rather be loaded than smashing? You do you bro
>>349850114chan has your IP anyways, lulz.
>>34985013Oh, you mean loaded in that way. Well that would be worse then
>>34985014>hes not behind 7 proxiesshiggy diggy
