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I've been married for a year and a half to a wonderful, kind woman, but I have had difficulty staying hard during sex. Last night, I achieved orgasm for the first time with my wife, but in order to do it, I had to imagine cartoon women from the Equestria Girls franchise. I want to have children, but if I can't ejaculate, then that will be impossible. What do I do?
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>>34994443
The ends justify the memes.
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>>34994443
Everything is a sin if you're christian. That's the point. Go torture yourself for the rest of your life over nothing.
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>>34994443
This reeks of b8, but for the sake of taking it seriously: the thoughts themselves are not sinful, but it is sinful to make your wife into a lust object. That's essentially what you've done by making your wife an onahole for you to use while thinking of anthro ponies.
After you confess and do penance, stop engaging in all sexual activity. Stop jerking off and looking at any sexual material - I know for a fact you're a class S hypergooner if you're getting off to equestia girls. Stop having sex with your wife too.
>buh I already did dat!
Clearly for not long enough. If you did it for one month, do it for two. Do it for six. Do it until you can't stand it and you become a slobbering animal who must have your wife at any cost.
Also you didn't mention how your wife looks. If you're one of those trad cath guys that married a fat uggo because he finally wanted to have sex, then that's on you.
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>>34994557
>making your wife an onahole for you to use while thinking of anthro ponies.

I was just masturbating while I thought of that. Once I was climaxing, I finished while looking at my wife and thinking of her. Not defending what I did, just clarifying.
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>>34994463
Everyday I pray to God that atheists will one day see how insufferably pretentious they sound
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>>34994443
Yes, adultery occurs primarily in the mind. Lusting after women other than your wife, even fictional women, is adultery.
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