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State genderHow should agenda posters be punished?
>>35003004>only goes up to 2018We need a updated version.
>>35003012MExecution by excessive cum
More high schoolers are telling me that their peers cannot read and that they just have AI read shit to themIs it really happening? Are we finally backsliding?
>>35003012>>35003014I've got it, forced circumcision. If they're already circumcised, recircumcison.
>>35003014I just found it on Amazon after searching the title and somehow it is not just a kindle electronic book but they are selling paperback and hardcover copies with 2 day prime shipping.what the hell Amazon
>>35003012Got a new favorite cringe compilation It's videos of Indian dudes doing backflips to try and impress the girls, but instead they just straight up crash into them.
>>35003015>2018That's when the tournament began>updated versionUh, eventually. In the next year.
>>35003021>>35003014>it’s realwowhttps://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HMNPNRQV
>>35003019Oh hey, it's the consequences of COVID lockdowns that supporters said would never happen.
>>35003016Also, women, what should I do with her hair? I'm not sure I like this style.
Did you guys see ENTJ's thread on /gif/?
>>35003030link it, i'm not scrolling through that Godforsaken board
>>35003030Which one?
Non-therapeutic infant male circumcision guarantees permanent specialized tissue and function loss in essentially 100% of cases, unlike average rape where irreversible specialized damage is rare.A 2023 systematic review and meta-analysis of 3165 women found anogenital injury in only 48% after sexual assault (more than half had none detectable). Injuries are typically minor, heal without permanent excision of specialized erogenous mucosa. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10570717/Circumcision removes the foreskin, including the ridged band with dense fine-touch receptors. Sorrells et al. (BJU International 2007) showed uncircumcised glans significantly more sensitive to fine touch (lower pressure thresholds); five routinely removed locations more sensitive than the most sensitive circumcised scar. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/17378847/ This causes lifelong keratinization, loss of gliding/seal function, and reduced sexual sensitivity/pleasure.The foreskin comprises substantial erogenous tissue (estimates of surface area and nerve density far exceed many body areas; activist analyses cite ~70,000 endings). No major medical body recommends routine infant circumcision; the Royal Dutch Medical Association (KNMG) finds no convincing evidence of medical necessity for prevention or hygiene. https://www.knmg.nl/circumcisionRape causes profound near-universal psychological trauma. Circumcision involves severe pain (often without adequate anesthesia), restraint, and documented links to trauma responses. However, MGM’s consistent, irreversible genital alteration without consent or therapeutic need produces greater permanent physical specialized loss. Legal disparities (minimal FGM a felony) underscore the inconsistency. Rape, FGM, and non-therapeutic MGM are all serious wrongs.xx chromosomes do you disagree?
>>35003004Thank you for your service
>>35003034>Rape causes profound near-universal psychological trauma.Women can lie or exaggerate their “trauma” and psychological damage but physical damage or lack of physical damage, structures and functions is easy to measure.>>35002966>>35003017countries in Europe have tried to ban it but America and Jews pressured them not to
https://www.ariababu.co.uk/p/feminine-sexiness-much-more-thanGenderDo you agree with the scientific consensus that hapas are the most beautiful women? If not, what is, and post an example.
>>35003041Is that a happa?
>>35003041>Do you agree with the scientific consensus that hapas are the most beautiful women? If not, what is, and post an example.MYes.
>>35003041MThey're very beautiful but nothing beats a black hair woman with blue eyes.
>>35003044Yes?
>>35003041hapas are mentally ill
>>35003041no they're not. this is a ai gen face with perfect ratios, symmetry and shitI think balkan women on average are the hottest. like a good 70-80% of their women are like 8/10 or higher
goodmorrning atoga anons and femanons !!!
>>35003057Morning
>>35003057Happy timezone
>>35003057Good morning, what are you guys having for breakfast?For me, it's oatmeal with honey, cinnamon and a little fruit.
>>35003057Hiya.
>>35003054>balkan womenI agree they're beautiful, but they don't seem to age well
>>35003057Hello, I hate women and minorities
>>35003066Looks completely devoid of a soul
>>35003027It's the dumbing down of technology. Smartphones obfuscated all complexities of programming for the sake of convenience. Back in the day, if you were a kid and wanted to play a game, you had to know how to navigate DOS to launch said games. Now you just tap the application and start playing on mom's phone.
>>35003063im having a cereal bar cuz i think the eggs are expired i have oatemeal in my pantry too but i dont think ive ever made it, its all in one big tub instead of serving sizes and i can’t be bothered >>35003065hi exhibanon, dont forget to have ur breakfast today >>35003068mondays really brings out the worst in everyone
>>35003072>its all in one big tub instead of serving sizes and i can’t be botheredjust fucking drop it in lmao it's oatmeal
>>35003072>hi exhibanon, dont forget to have ur breakfast todayAlready ate! Waffle day, my favorite.
>>35003075dont forget to have ur 2nd breakfast of the day too!>>35003074but im lazy anon :P
>>35003049Looks like a regular Asian in makeup. Also your article is gay as fuck I'm not reading that.
Where da whyte wimmim at
why do women never wake up horny, only men?
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>>35003087That is a lieAnd I've wake up with a hard on almost every day, doesn't mean I'm horny, I just have it.
>>35003088/co/faggotry < /r9k/faggotry
Forgor my good questionEither genderWhich part of a song weighs more for your enjoyment? (lyrics, rhythm, harmony, melody, macrostructure, other complex elements w/e)
>>35003087Hard isn't the same as horny, anon.
Moids, how are your bladders?
>>35003095Moid, kinda hard to say, they're all equally important to me.If something doesn't hit well I will notice it, I guess lyrics would actually be the least important and often not even included.
>>35003097No, you can't hold it
>>35003030>Did you guys see ENTJ's thread on /gif/?I assume you just mean the Indian thread.>>35003041>Do you agree with the scientific consensus that hapas are the most beautiful women?Yes, but I'm biased.>>35003087>why do women never wake up hornyWe do. Frequently, even.>>35003095>Which part of a song weighs more for your enjoyment?Lyrics and structure, because I'm autistic.
>>35003095I don't know what most of those mean, but lyrics are pretty important to me. And it has to sound good to my ears.>>35003097Average.
>>35003087women cant get horny
>>35003097Bigga
>>35003041NoItalians women are>>35003054>I think balkan women on average are the hottestthey make up for it by being literal spawn of the devil himself. I pity any fool who even considers dating, let alone marrying a fucking balkan women. I fucking hate it here, surrounded by demons
>>35003095FUhhh.Probably rhythm and instrument choice. Macrostructure don't mean shit if it's a bop it's a bop.
>>35003104balkan woman or hispanic womanor are they the same?
>>35003107I dont know about hispanic womenI'm from the balkan though and the women (its an insult to the female gender to even call them that) are beyond horrible
State genderWhat was the most embarrassing thing that happened to you?
>>35003104>Italians women areSo FVARKING true, I'm crushing on a very italian woman fenotipically and god there is no competition
>>35003112i saw someone check the bathroom sign after me after we slightly bumped into one another
Told my GP I am a fat fuck and it's the cause for my heart issues.GP told me I may be a fat fuck and it .ay be the cause for my heart issued.Fuck (fattily).
>>35003112Fbeck when I was like 16 my mom found condoms in my room
>>35003112FI fucked up the plumbing of a house shortly after moving in.
>>35003107Balkan women have a touch of the mongol blood in them and some Arab. Not a crazy amount but it’s like 20% kind of like when you see white trash with high cheek bones and you can tell their great grandma was a Cherokee squaw.
>>35003106>Macrostructure don't mean shitIt's not the first thing that I notice, but I get bored fast if a song is ABAB even if it's a good one for everything else
>>35003112FIt's been a long time since anything really awful happened but the time my sister had me committed over a misunderstanding and one of the cops that showed up to keep me from escaping before the emts showed up was a highschool classmate of mine was pretty embarrassing.
>>35003120>>35003119Would be funny if these were the same femanon and cause. lol
>>35003112Peed myself at school in maybe 3rd or 4th grade, because they inexplicably lined us up outside for like 20 minutes and wouldn't let anybody leave.
>>35003126I mean if it's like 5+ minutes long sure but it doesn't bother me if the song is an appropriate length for the simplicity.
>>35003119Were you fucking? >>35003120Were you shitting?
>>35003112In high school I got into an argument with a Mexican dude in the hallway and like five other Mexican dudes appeared out of nowhere ready to jump me so I backed down. That one ate at me for a long time. I would have lost but at least I would have lost with honor.
>>35003119Slut
>>35003135>Were you fucking?No, I kept them just in case. My mom didn't believe me though>>35003137Rude
>>35003140are you on BC now
>>35003140In case of what? Did she punish you?
atogado you still yearn? are you burned out?
>>35003141no, I've got a copper iudWhy?
>>35003147Creampies :))))))
>>35003147Isn't that shit really dodgy?I've known of like 3 acquaintances/family members getting pregnant while having it.
>>35003135>Were you shitting?Nah, I was on my period and flushed a paper towel down the toilet cause there was no TP, not understanding that the plumbing was old and that's terrible idea for old plumbing.
>>35003112I was the subject of a viral video. I tried to ask a girl out and it went badly.
>>35003146I'm burned tf out
>>35003152Damn that fucking sucks, what happened?
>>35003152I've seen u bro lol u looked mad gay n retarded
>>35003145>In case of what?In case of sex>>35003149Scary
>>35003154I won’t go too into detail but she basically said no and why she was saying no and everyone laughed at me.
>>35003104Which country, bratok?Italian women are my favourite too, I'm chatting with one that lives in Italy now. Probably nothing will happen between me and her since she's so far away, but I like to dream.t. Balkan man living in Canada
>>35003158Slovenia
>>35003157I never really counted my blessings regarding this, I've asked out 3 women in my life>First said fuck yes>Second said yes>Third said she had a bf but then behaved the complete opposite way, like she immediately regretted it and has been trying to undo it ever sinceStill dealing with number 3 but 1 failure out of 3 ain't bad, specially considering where it's almost not a failure.
>>35003157Are you Indian?
Back in elementary school, when it was snowing and the gym teacher felt particularly lazy, we'd go sledding. Obviously nobody brought their sleds to school unless they wanted them stolen, but the school had tarpaulins which the teacher brought to the slopes.About every 5 minutes, when the tarp had been hauled to the top of the hill, someone would shout "CLUSTER" and everyone would pile onto the tarp. Some 20-30 kids. Not OSHA compliant.I give this preamble because the gym teacher had two absolute bombshell substitute/assistant teachers that he brought to every session, I think because he just liked to have a pair of 20-something asses with him all hours of the day.Whenever they were around, we'd patiently wait for them to sit in the middle of the tarp before someone shouted CLUSTER.I remember that a group of guys effectively conspired to always end up near to them in the cluster. Sitting behind them like riding a motorbike, or hugging them, or across their laps, later bragging that they got a good titty squeeze or felt their asses. Obviously the women were wearing winter overalls (tight ones), so they weren't getting a skin-on-skin titty grab, but still.Now I'm no woman, and I've never been groped, but I do believe that you'd feel 6-12 hands groping you, even through thick winter clothing, especially when it happens with clockwork regularity.Yet they never seemed to care that 11-12 year olds were groping them and flirting with them constantly.So, foids. Why did they not give a shit? Is this the same reason certain (very stupid) female teachers sleep with 15-year-old guys? What's the appeal?
I really wish I hadn't said no to the women who asked me out
Ladies, would you be comfortable dating a widow? Or would you feel like you were perpetually second fiddle to the ghost of a woman?
>>35003166Widow is the woman, widower is the man.
>>35003163No just a skinny nerdy white kid that was aiming too high.
Are women capable of having sex with no feelings/ strings attached if they're not prostitutes or not trying to take advantage of me for money?
>>35003166If a moid can’t keep his foid alive he has no business getting another
>>35003160I've only known one Slovenian woman in my life: she was one of my teachers in high school. Was a real hardass, rarely ever happy.Had broad hips and meaty thighs though, prob the only thing I liked about her.
>>35003164>11-12 year oldsNo adult woman wants to come to terms with the idea that boys that age are already sexualizing her. That's the kind of thing you ignore unless they take it past the threshold of plausible deniability. >>35003166You mean widower? Or are you asking me to become a lesbian?
let's be honest? women don't want to date at all, they just want rich virgin twinks to be captured by the power of their pussy and drained of their life force and quietly disposed of in a way where the cops will never come looking?
>>35003112I went on what I thought was a date with a girl who didn't really want to hang out with me and was already seeing someone else.I had to fly out for it, and she cancelled most of our plans the week of. I wish I'd taken the hint and just spent my vacation alone.
Rate my char in Aion 2
>>35003095M>lyrics, rhythmLess important and more limiting parts of music>harmony, melody, macrostructure, other complex elementsMore important and uniting parts of music for me
>>35003183Her bangs look scientifically designed to tickle her eyes.
men, do you prefer arched or straight brows on girls?
>>35003188Could not care less
>>35003188The left, so I guess straight. Mine look like the ones on the right.
>>35003189gun to ur head, pick one
What's the appeal of older men for women?
>>35003191GUNGUN
>>35003188Straight brows are hotArched are fine but only fit specific face types.
>>35003168>>35003177You're right I meant widower.
>>35003191Right I guess? It kinda gives off that eastern look
>>35003188Left
>>35003177Well they were fucking braindead, you don't end up substitute teaching (with the occasional assistant role) if you're smart. But for some reason I find it hard to believe they didn't notice, or denied, being groped that often, when the same gaggle of boys would also shower them with attention when they were subbing for another teacher.
>>35003192 they are more likely to: know what they wantwant to get married not have flirty female friendsnot make impulsive decisions have hot silver hair >///<
>>35003178Eh, it's the current zeitgeist we're in.With the internet and all, men are more abundant than oxygen.The long term consequences? We'll see in a few decades.
>>35003188Don't really care as long as they have huge eyebrows
>>35003095MRhythm and harmony. If instruments or voices are doing cool stuff in the middle and low ranges of the mix, I probably like the song.
>>35003192We're generally more stable than younger men.
>>35003211how old r u?
>>35003192Zoomer males are genuinely repulsive and more moody than women.
>>35003212One million years old. Not interested.
>>35003202Did the girls ever compete with them for attention?
>>35003214tfw no vampire bf
>>35003066This either is or looks like the girl who threaten to racemix whites away with her pussy
>>35003217Aren't you a college student? Shouldn't be hard to find one anywhere near a university.
>>35003188The most typical female eyebrow is neither of these. And arched eyebrows indicate some craziness, competitiveness, jealousy. Go for that type of eyebrow if you're into it.
>>35003184>lyricsI guess some artists too often impose their cringe worldviews and limit the meaning of music to the confines of specific languages.That of course if you treat music lyrics as something serious to begin with, which most people don't.https://youtu.be/fU-wH8SrFro
What am I supposed to do to "validate" my wife's feelings (depression, sadness, despair, suffering)? Any reaction I give gets her pissed off. If I try to hug or console physically she pushes me away. Anything I say gets her mad and she accuses me of being insincere and just trying to shut her up. If I try to just listen she says I'm like a brick wall. Wtf is the right reaction here?
>>35003226MHave you tried asking her why she feels that way?
>>35003004how do i get the chance to date an older woman as a guy in my late 20s?
>>35003215No, though they might have were it a normal school.
>>35003228By asking out older women, one imagines
>>35003231Oh were you a bunch of spergs, no wonder you acted up
>>35003228>late 20sSir, those are your peers
>>35003228You'll have to approach and flirt, same as with younger women.Older women are usually more emotionally mature, so even if you get rejected, the chances of something bad happening are low.Just know that the vast majority that are single will be moms.t. Older woman enjoyer
>>35003221tfw no hard to get vampire bf
>>35003238>vast majority If he keeps it 35 and under only about half of them
>>35003236My gut feeling tells me these women would complain more if they got felt up by drooling mongoloids.The school was pretty divided along religious and ethnic lines. There were the immigrant muslim majority, and the white minority. The former's girls were shunned into avoiding the boys so they seemingly didn't care that an older woman was hogging the attention. Us whites usually avoided interacting with the muslims overall, so the muslim boys being distracted also didn't impact them.
>>35003197In that caseThat's actually a hard question. I'd like to think I would but only if it's been several years and I don't think I'd risk it if there's a kid involved.
>>35003239That's only one of the most common varieties of shy boyfriend out there these days, is it not?
If you’re an average guy do you rejoice that most likely no one will ever look at you and think “boy is that guy ugly”?Or do you despair that nobody will look at you and say “boy is he handsome”?
M with zero relationship experience here. I've had a crush on a coworker for a couple years now at my office job. We work in different departments but occasionally have shared minor projects. We are only in the office together once a week. Is this too risky to go give a shot?
>>35003248Oh I thought he meant like 40+.From my experience, women in their 30s are hardmode.Under 30 and over 40 tend to be more normal.
>>35003255Definitely the former. Some girl out there thinks the latter about you.
>>35003257>couple of years >years I feel like by now if she liked you, there would’ve been signs
>>35003255An average guy can easily become above average with some self care and clothing.
>>35003249>Groped by a bunch of muzziesRip
>>35003257>couple years>co workernoUnless she throws obvious signs but by 2 years if she ever did she probably gave up
>>35003257That's a very long time to have a crush on someone. I have to agree that you would probably know by now if she liked you enough to go out with you.You're adults, so presumably the worst that could happen is her rejecting you and the two of you having an awkward day at the office once a week for a little while.
>>35003261We've hung out a few times outside of work and she did give me her socials. Haven't done much other than that though.
>>35003259As a 34 year old I can't argue with you lol
>>35003264They, too, were of muzzie descent. Persian or some shit.I still agree with you though.
>>35003268Having said that, >>35003267 is absolutely right. Might as well roll the dice, unless you have to spend exceptionally long amounts of time working with her
Women, how can I even become friends with you when you won't accept me having a fucking disagreement with you and the moment there's another foid around and I fancy her, you act like there's some sort of fucking conspiracy against you and I'm not just talking about some harry potter fucking bullshit?
Fuck poor people
>>35003273Yeah, might as well. If you've already hung out outside of work then your chances definitely aren't zero.
>>3500325925 to 30 is hardmode in my experience. I've made the mistake of taking a woman's desperation to settle down as genuine interest a couple of times.
>>35003192dumb women constantly think they're superior to men around their age and think being older makes men mature lol retards
I recently learned that there is a product on amazon which is basically just a cotton sack you can stuff a toddler into when he's misbehaving. It then prevents him from hurting himself or others.State gender and opinions on stuffing misbehaving children into sacks.
Do the still use master and slave in computer nomenclature or has it gone woke
>>35003277I'd rather not, but I have seen some impoverished baddies.>>35003276>you won't accept me having a fucking disagreement with youDisagreement on what? I feel like we are missing an important piece of context.
>>35003276Yeah I know what you mean. I’ve met a girl or two in my time who treated me like shit, like I was beneath her, but then became a complete fucking bitch to me after I flirted with another girl in her vicinity.
>>35003285Wait till this nigga learns about swaddling.
>>35003285FDon't really have an opinion but I was reminded of this scene.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmFRPs8Bi48
>>35003227Yes. She says "you know why!" and then "I feel like this all the time by the way!" and I get accused of ignoring or not taking her seriously. I'm definitely doing something wrong, maybe even outside of these convos but I have no idea what it could be.
I was talking to a friend about my romance problems and when I brought up the fact that I couldn’t remember the last time a girl flirted with me and they said “you have an I don’t want to be flirted with vibe to you”.This puzzled me because regardless of my “vibe” I really do want to be flirted with. Can you help me understand what my friend meant by this? If you described someone in this way what traits or characteristics would make you believe this?I’m optimistic that maybe I can fix this?
>>35003295You make me think of this guy nglhttps://voca.ro/15TKchSyxTVa
>>35003291
Foids, when you break up with someone why do you expect him to maintain contact with you?
men, wwyd if a girl said to u “nice hat” but u aren’t wearing one?
>>35003259It's because all their friends are getting married, so as a cope, the foid standards in their 30s skyrocket.>wait, I can't ride the cock carousel anymore? quick! I need a tall, rich husband!That's their mindset, not realizing they could've had that when they were hot and 20.
>>35003188depends on the girl and her face
>>35003303thats engagement bait and you're falling for it
>>35003304Right back at ya
>>35003304"Thanks. You can have it if you want"
>>35003285FIs goodI need a cotton sack for myself sometimes
>>35003295Ask her directly what you're doing wrong.>>35003300Fuck's sake. When and why was this posted? I turned it off when the guy started talking again.
>>35003304Let me guess, you were socialising with a man and you spilled your spaghetti?
>>35003312great now she’s scalping you
>>35003304headkick her
>>35003285MaleIt's been a thing for literal thousands of years
>>35003315It was from another thread where a guy was complaining about his upset wife
>>35003314>piece of raw chickenand it’s an empty can of Red Bull
>>35003313Foid in a sack
>>35003322Almost sounds staged. What a fucking moron
LOL my aunt was going to offer to rent an apartment to this guy I knew and when I told her the reason he’s homeless is because he cheated on his fiance she said nevermind I’m not helping him
LOL! LMFAO even. Foids, why so performative? What's the deal here? Fucking kek!
>>35003323I think that's actually a Michelob Ultra.
>>35003326Based, fuck cheaters.
>>35003328no it’s Red Bull
>>35003291Disagreement on her friend being a piece of shit>meet her friend, she introduces her to me>get a little bit interested in her>friend keeps telling me she isn't all that good behind her back, checking my fucking phone and getting suspicious all the time>her friend is talking to her mom (yes, I had to snoop in on that), bullshitting about random stuff and not interested in me at all, whatever you win some you lose some>"you've been talking about this guy with her didn't you? she's manipulating you!">I tell her she's wrong and how>All reason flies out the fucking windowMind you I've been friends with her for a good fucking set of years.
>>35003329>fuck cheatersThat's what females do, yes. They hate loyal men.
>>35003327>Foids, why so performative? What's the deal here?This is a genuine fear. I nearly threw my phone off a bridge a while back because I forgot which hand I had food in.
Foids, this is not even remotely possible is it? How can you be 27 and have never even had a boyfriend. It sounds fucking made up.
>>35003337why'd ya throw food from a bridge
>>35003332You cause me immense pain whenever you're incorrect on the internet. Please, stop doing this to me.
>>35003338you don't have any concept of what being a woman is like so of course it confuses you
>>35003057Sup
I'm invisible
I want to KISS a GIRL who's NICE to me right on the LEFT CHEEK of her FACE
>>35003324I want one of those sensory swing things but I have nowhere to put it.
>>35003338Sometimes women give guys the ick too, and I'm sure there's some selectivity on her end as well limiting her perceived options.
>>35003344https://youtu.be/SMCd5zrsFpE?si=lZ4OQmkO74crGW3R
>>35003103Gut
Some really weird coincidences that happen to me: when I'm chatting with a few women from vastly different locations, they all seem to reply at the same time, like within a few minutes of each other.Very rarely has it happened where I talk with one when the other doesn't respond.What is this phenomenon?
>>35003097full!
>>35003346Weighted blanket seems like something you might enjoy using if I were to guess.
>>35003300Lol I listened to that yesterday. Contrary to that retard, I have no glaring issues like that in my household. I could go into all of my wife's issues, but there is nothing I can do to "solve" them, outside of support and encouragement which i do, and approaching this in a problem-solving mindset has gotten the most angry reactions from her.>>35003315>ask her directlyI do. The only coherent answer I can make out is I am not validating her feelings and I'm like a brick wall.
>>35003339>why'd ya throw food from a bridgeFeeding ducks and geese at the park, but the geese wouldn't leave the water, so I was throwing food to them from the bridge.
>>35003338Was she like locked in her room most of her life or what happened here?
moids there is a warm rotisserie chicken in my between my legs rn as we speak, would u let me hand feed it to u?
>>35003343Sow.>>35003337Troon.
>>35003350Pooping
>>35003358No bitch. Ewwww!
>>35003360Pooping position? Phrase famously coined by Felicia Day.
>>35003362what gives
>>35003355>I do. The only coherent answer I can make out is I am not validating her feelings and I'm like a brick wall.Suggest marriage counseling if you really can't get her to actually communicate the problem to you.I'm at least heartened to hear that you aren't causing obvious problems like the guy in that vocaroo. That was a hard listen.
>>35003354I like them but weight on my chest isn't great. Makes me feel like I need my inhaler. It's why I don't like baths. And they're inconvenient to have on the bed but annoying to move without folding them. You know what I need to do is get a lightweight and a heavyweight and cut them in half to make 2 frankenstein blankets so I can have the heavy part on my legs but still breathe without panicking a little.
>>35003338So she has only ever had casual sex and FwB, maybe situationships? I wonder why she waited so long to actually date and have a relationship.
Didn't really do much yesterday so I'm going to try be more active today.>Get 30 minutes of cardio>Shave my face and head>Do some of my laundry>Read some of my books>Call my brother for financial advice
>>35003364You’re holding a chicken in between your legs, and then you want to hand feed me the thigh chicken with your dirty unwashed hands, I can see the grime under your nails
>>35003370what books
>>35003358When did you last shower?
>>35003371i’d wash my hands…
>>35003327Her sliding headfirst down the stairs holding the doll cracks me up every time.
>>35003367Jewish coded post ngl
>>35003373saturday night
i want a magical negro gf
>>35003327>>35003376Ok I don't regret clicking
>>35003372Beware of Pity by Stefan Zweig and Miracle of the Rose by Jean Genet.
>>35003327she kinda looks like this one girl I know
>>35003374Look, you can either hold the chicken with your thighs or you can hand feed it to me but you cannot do both, that’s taking it too far
Women, are you not like other girls?
I drove to work with a flat tire today. I probably have to buy a new tire now. I'm upset. Girls, do you do anything for your boyfriend when he has a terrible horrible no good very bad day?
I hate women. They are very rude.
>>35003377Because of the asthma or? I'm confused.
>>35003326>>35003329In the topic of cheaters and something I posted earlier, I'm in a weird situation where I asked a girl out, she said she couldn't because she had a bf but she's been behaving like the complete opposite, I've been on this rollercoaster for a couple weeks now.We're now at the point of texting each other outside of class excuses and giving recommendations on hobbies, leaving and walking together, texting near daily, getting face to face and near kiss distance of each other and experiencing the favorite stuff and recommendations of each other, all while avoiding the elephant in the room.I don't plan on doing this shit forever, just waiting for her to do something or for some weeks to pass so I can have a talk, but at this rate of escalation it almost feels like we already had a first date, and we kinda did with these long walks and time together, I'm worried something "just happens" and I end up becoming the third person of a cheater.For both genders; am I already helping her cheat emotionally?Am I being a piece of shit?I don't even know if the bf is real, if she defaulted to it because she felt it was too fast, if he was already on the way out or what, he was never mentioned or hinted before or after the rejection, I've always despised cheating and I feel it's one of the worst things a person could do and yet here I am in this weird limbo.
Guys, why can't you seem to follow this dude's basic dating advice?"I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it."Step 1: Stop playing video gamesStep 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned upStep 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)Step 4: Go clean your carStep 5: Sign up for a yoga classStep 6: Go to the yoga classStep 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga classStep 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately.Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here.Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.
>>35003378Imagine the smell
>>35003388>im confused Hi confused Im moid. (Yes, it is because of the asthma, Jews are stereotyped for having weaker constitution)
>>35003389MYou are helping her cheat, yes. You're kinda being a piece of shit.
Women are trouble and I always try to stay out of trouble.
>>35003358Are you hot? How long has the chicken been there? Why is it between your legs?
>>350033951. Not your army2. How are we even supposed to help?
>>35003392I might be like 1/16th jewish but I don't think the drug addict genes from Mom's side were all that good quality.
>>35003394Real.
>>35003402Fake.
>>35003395When did 4Chan become the Internets personal army?
>>35003358I'm not letting a foid anywhere near me.
>>35003403Nope, real. I have to wear a hook for a hand now because of women. Bit it clean off, she did.
Haha foids be sunburned
>>35003409Serves their skinny, pasty lyin' asses right
WomenWhat do you feel about men with freckles?
>>35003365She definitely won't do any counseling since anxiety and especially social anxiety is at the core of most of her issues. I can understand how this makes her life suck, but apparently I come across as insincere and I don't have "empathy", at least I don't know the right way to express this to her. > she might just need to lash out is what other women have told me, implying there is NO correct response, but I'm just supposed to take it?
Dumping acid onto foids.
>>35003417Slamming the car door on foid hands to shatter their fingers
>>35003395Tell him that buying girls expensive phones is jeet coded and it loses you a lot of izzat
>>35003188I guess I'm too autistic to notice
>>35003419Pushing foids off of stairs.
>>35003395Listen here you little shit. I’ve been shitposting here for decades. I was around when we were running actual ops and causing new meltdowns every week. We found that fucking cat killer. We bombed those terrorists. We nuked the fucking Scientologists from space. We spilled the tea. We founded a cult. We installed a retard as president for fucking laughs. You come here with this bullshit and think it’s worth our time? You think we’re some low life mercenary band? You’re fucking wrong. I do autistic shit because I’m autistic. Nobody asked me to be this way. Bother me with this again and YOU WILL PAY. Now tits or GTFO newfag.
>>35003424Placing banana peels where foids walk so they may slip and fall in an exaggerated cartoon fashion
Spanking moids with a paddle.
>>35003426Setting foids' hair on fire.
>>35003416>implying there is NO correct response, but I'm just supposed to take it?That obviously isn't the right move.I think you need to explain to her that you are trying your best to meet her emotional needs (assuming that you indeed are) and that her insistence that you are only failing her in that regard is causing you a lot of distress.I really do think you should consider marriage counseling. You shouldn't be afraid to suggest that to your spouse.
Castrating moids with a rusty knife
>>35003420ngl jeets are pretty kino so long as they stay in jeetistan
>>35003427Kys fat bitch >>35003428Putting a razor in a candy apple and giving it to a foid
Curpstomping foids.>>35003430Uh oh, foid melty. You should back to being someone's human fleshlight.
>>35003433scaphism for foids
Ripping off moid nails
Placing foids in the brazen bull>>35003435Giving foids 100 little cuts and dunking them in lemon juice
Telling foid I'm free on Monday but then telling her I'm "busy" twenty minutes later when she asks me if I want to get dinner on Monday.
>>35003433>>35003434Men get really mad when women treat them the same way they do women, huh?Anyways putting moids in brazen bulls.
>>35003395>she broke his heart in the worst possible way She murdered his family?>(she cheated on him with someone else)As opposed to cheating with no one?If that's them, I see why she cheated. She could do much better.>>35003379>i want a magical negro gfHocus pocus, I'd fuck you for a Lotus>>35003415>What do you feel about men with freckles?Would. Especially gingers.>>35003430>Castrating moids with a rusty knifeMaking moids fall in love with me, and having them excited to start a family, just to ghost them and send the aborted fetus to them in a jar saying, "Congratulations, it's a boy!"
>>35003393I thought so, I'm on this weird mix of feeling like shit and also really liking her, but also knowing this probably means trouble if we ever get together.But also from experience I know how a shitty relationship can feel like, and again I don't even know if it's actually real.For what it's worth her socials never really had anything about him, except one story/highlight she uploaded that seemed kinda grim a couple days before I asked, which she quickly removed the day after I asked.My one solace is that I wasn't chasing her, nor giving her much attention (until recently) and I have not broken the boundary of hugs, hand holding and lip kisses but still...
Dumping moids into lakes full of piranhas
Throwing an incendiary grenade in the foids' bathroom.>>35003440You are a shameless whore.
>>35003442You're only kinda being a piece of shit. Just back off until you know for certain that she's single.It'll save you a lot of stress, if anything.
>>35003440Unoriginal. >>35003438 did it first Sending foids into space and removing their space suits
>>35003441Have Korasamadeeznutz bitch
>>35003004Are (you) going to watch the Ft Hood shooter's execution?
>>35003100>I assume you just mean the Indian thread.Worse >>>/gif/31280913>>35003033>>35003032>link it
No moid has ever kabedoned me :(
Serving datura tea to moids
Intentionally packing stones and hard ice into snowballs and throwing them at foids forehead
Stabbing foids with their high heels.
>>35003460I'd kabedon the shit out of you.
becoming a little, tiny moid to clean inside of a larger foid's ear
Giving moids kidney stones
Putting trace amounts of heavy metals into all of foids food until she has heavy metal poisoning
Refusing to give foids children.
being the (moid) kidney stone leaving a foids kidney
F. Scott Fitzgerald was an 4chan poster??
Spiking moid drinks with laxatives
>>35003434>You should backGm saar
Cuttings foids' vocal chords.
Flipping a switch that makes foid periods 2x more painful and 5x more messy
actually I'm sorry; All Women Are Beautiful is a policy that should be adopted by all, as it only leads to good cheer and fortune.
Making moids do chores and raise their children
>>35003475that's just old fashioned for "see ya later"
Waterlogging foids.>>35003477AIIIEEEE minor spelling mistake. You're still getting kneecapped.
Talking to foids (I'm 5'9")
>>35003450>Have Korasamadeeznutz bitchGODDARD>>35003457>Are (you) going to watch the Ft Hood shooter's execution?No, I will not indulge in any of the bread and circus this administration, and Hegseth especially, uses to assuage the stupidity and cruelty of their supporters.>>35003459>WorseI legitimately started dry heaving. >>35003470>Giving moids kidney stonesGiving moids gout and kidney stones
Giving up completely on 4chan foids.
>>35003484Joke's on you I like that
>>35003483AIIIEEE minor grammatical mistake. I'm still forcefeeding foids their own limbs after I cut them off.
Falsely accusing moids of rape
>>35003481Deadbeats
>>35003487>caring about them in the first place
Foids Thoughts on cheese?
>>35003490Nice try, the scientists will use their penis science to determine my penis is still a virgin.
Making foids commit suicide.
>>35003492Maybe the women who post here have something in common with me!
what would you do if someone told you they had a lot of drams about you?
>>35003487I got a new video game, I am going to find my new gf there!
Giving foids abusive man free alcohol
Giving foids an all expenses paid vacation to the slums of Delhi
>>35003494generally positive
Foids walking barefoot on broken glass.
Ignoring moids in favor of AI husbands
Putting live snakes in moids sock drawer
Leading foid on for fun.
Injecting alchohol directly into foids' veins.
>>35003481>>35003476Foids are always so cute when they try to hate, I can't help but smile
Making moids put the seat down
>>35003499>dramsThe fluid measurement or the Armenian currency?
FOIDING FOIDY FOIDCESSES INTO THE FOIDING VOID
>>35003499Saaaaaar
>>35003510This actually made me sick
>>35003509That's a samefag man.
Talking shit about foid on the phone in a language she doesn't speak during a date. Who was that? Oh just my friend. Anyways you were saying?
>>35003511like a lot of drams about you, personal, meaningful drams that shake you up. I am always a bit scared when i have a dram about someone I know>>35003513drams are very important, they can be used to read minds like words are used to read a book.
>>35003522Speak properly, you are not cute.
Forcing moids to read The Handmaid's Tale (Okay, I may have gone too far with this one)
Sending moids to Detroit
>>35003527Is the show not good enough for you?
I hate women so fucking much. The only value they provide is through their cunts. That's all they will ever have.
Women, would you date a man that looks just like John Wilkes Booth minus the mustache?
I miss making out more than I miss sex...
>>35003530It's just a garbage story and the author is terrible.
oh its horrible hour at atoga huh
I want to go to asia and just breed a bunch of Asian girls with my white seed and long white cock
>>35003536Retarded men are so hot, I still have that video of him humping a pillow saved
>>35003415I've always wanted to connect the dots on a freckled person. You got them on your penis?
>>35003540Yeah but I’m the least horrible thing about it, being so damn hot and attractive and handsome
>>35003541I wanna go there and get happily married to any color of woman and have two kids with her
>>35003533Why is he wearing quidditch gear but she isn't? Also, how are they standing when the stands are like 50 feet in the air?
>>35003441>Making moids fall in love with me, and having them excited to start a family, just to ghost them and send the aborted fetus to them in a jar saying, "Congratulations, it's a boy!"Didn't know you were an evil bitch
>>35003540This is fun. Stop being a stick in the mud
>>35003546The AI is a filthy secondary
>>35003547That's the average woman for you.
>>35003539Thanks for telling me you have shit taste.
>>35003548do you really have fun with the joke insults back and forth? it just makes me feel tired to read. tired and gross.
>Making moids fall in love with me, and having them excited to start a family, just to ghost them and send the aborted fetus to them in a jar saying, "Congratulations, it's a boy!"actual demonic way of thinking. you're genuinely a bad person. I hope your wife keeps the lesbian domestic abuse statistics accurate>>35003546they're on a broom retard
>>35003554You’re a huge pussy. Nothing more to say.
Of fucking course porky (you)s a nigga for food.
Do you think every unattached woman is just amazing despite being unable to keep a man?
I want a gf to dance to Daft Punk with.
>>35003564Beginner's blackpill. Very nice. You'll find out about other stuff too.
It’s Canadian ThanksgivingState gender and what you’re thankful for
>>35003567>>35003568Get a room
switching out foids birthcontrol for sugar pills
>>35003570Syrup. Keep it up, leafs.
>>35003564I thought women initiated 99.99% of divorce rapes and rejections
Genderare we cooming or are we dooming?
>>35003571I'm never touching a foid.
Making foids hang out with Andy Dick
>>35003580Okay this is going too far
>>35003577MNeither. I'm feeling a little irritable but not full-on dooming.I'm extremely annoyed with dating.
GenderDo you post in any other /adv/ threads or just /atoga/?
>>35003575We are the best there is at what we do
>>35003532Honestly yeah. I don't hate the mustache either. >>35003580Aw come on man
>>35003585MI don't post in any other generals, but I try to respond to other threads whenever I visit /adv/.
atoga what are you doing for Columbus day?
>>35003338MI know a 28-year-old virgin who's never been on a date. She's got some weird tattoos and is finally growing out her dyke haircut. It's all a defense mechanism. She's kinda fun to be around but idk if I wanna ask her out
Moids, stop exercising and get more cars
>>35003591Working
>>35003591Working. I no longer have it off because of Juneteenth
Foids.
>>35003563CAWNIGGA
>>35003598what is juneteenth?
>>35003580Hanging dick infront of Andy Dick.
cuts nipple holes in all of moids' shirts
>>35003547>Didn't know you were an evil bitchAs opposed to "Killing foids' newborns in front of them after they got to hold them"?>>35003555>they're on a broom retardHe's holding the broom vertically, you dumb fuck!>>35003594This is the retarded mentality of a fat fuck loser who has never had to work for anything in his life.
>>35003594Do you like him because he's built like a fridge?
>>35003605>He's holding the broom vertically, you dumb fuck!its called having core strenght retard
Can women explain why women are like that?
>>35003602It's a holiday celebrating the end of slavery in Texas. The union army went through Texas enforcing the ban on slavery over the span of June 10-20 so the actual day depends on region since Texas is fucking huge
>>35003604Joke's on you, all my shirts already have nipple holes.
>>35003610Like what
>>35003608Honestly I don't like him, I just wanted to trigger moids
>>35003611sounds gay
>>35003615Please trigger moids more.
I will now look at pictures of cute anime girls.
>>35003560not everyone is rough and coarse. its not a good or bad thing, no need to be rude about it.
>>35003618but will they look back at you?
>>35003614You know.
>>35003358I don't eat meat
>>35003621Probably.
>>35003618Godspeed.
I need a gf to walk into and bump my chest against
>>35003626It's better than looking at foids because they fill my heart with joy instead of dread.
>>35003358Foids are regressing to cavewomen...
>sleep with girl>next day her friends tell her she’s glowingIs my dick good or did she just need to get laid?
>>35003631Mostly the latter.
>>35003631why not both?
What are some red flags in women that seem obvious to other women but not to men?
>>35003629Ooga booga where da yt bois @?
>>35003638JH moment
>>35003618I hope they're anime girls (female) and not anime girls (male)
>>35003640I am not a faggot.
either gender would you give up 2 of your 5 senses if it meant you'd be guaranteed your ideal bf or gf for life? you can pick which 2
>>35003646I already dont have much of the sense of smell anymorebut no, I'm not giving anything else
>>35003646fuck no
>>35003622No I don't.
>>35003629LELELLELELELELELELELELELELELE
>>35003648what happened to ur nose
>>35003653boxing
Why are 2D women so much better than 3D women?
My male breeding instincts are in overdrive
>>35003652>yappingYou're chasing the mammoth tomorrow.
>>35003655coolthere seems to be a lot of atoga anon that like boxing, wonder whats with that
>>35003646Yeah my sense of shame and my sense of style
>>35003646Nah
>>>35001934Did you not read the "disproportionately female traits" bit? At no point did I say they applied to all women, or that they were exclusive to women. >Show me an example of criticisms you have >I find that men saying "I'm just criticizing" are just unloading a bunch of bullshit on random women.Which I didn't do. I explicitly told you my issue is when they jump to each others' defense *even when the accusation is true*. >Just say you hate liberalsI do, but that wasn't the question. I was asked to name stereotypically female traits I don't like.>blame women for liberal politics being a thingI don't.>refuse to believe that men with different politics from yours can existI don't. I think you're one of them. But the question wasn't about what I find contemptible in men. The tendency for male leftists to throw out an ungodly number of strawmen without ever taking what they're told at face value is a good example.>And you're a retarded zoomer male in denial of the fact that male focused porn is also filled to the brim with degeneracy. >oh, you disapprove of X? What about Y? Checkmate!Rape fetishes are a disproportionately female trait. You can look this up.I can add this to the list, actually. While refusing to honestly engage with a point in isolation is something ideologues (aka you) in general love to do, women in particular seem to have a harder time compartmentalizing.
>>35003661its fun
since when are men against girls having a thing for cnc/ a rape fetish?
>>35003640>anime girls (male)>>35003643>I am not a faggotImagine thinking that someone understanding Hideyoshi and Astolfo supremacy is gay.>>35003646Not experiencing your partner in all five senses makes them imperfect. She could look, smell, sound, taste, or feel like shit and I wouldn't know because I suddenly can't do two of those things now.
>>35003668
>>35003671do NOT group ddlg w cncew
>>35003668I've yet to meet a girl who was into CNC. But its not really like woodworking because its dirtier and more expensive to run a CNC machine
>>35003668Wanting to rape or pretend to rape your partner is mental illness
>>35003668Rape has been considered a serious crime for thousands of years.Is it really so surprising that some of the same men aren't keen on women gooning to something they see as evil?
>>35003674kek
>>35003675>Wanting to rape is a mental illnesscorrect>pretending to rape your partner is mental illnessincorrect>>35003676its roleplay
>>35003673You are weak.
I love 2D women they warm my heart <3
>>35003635I don’t want to take credit for something I’m not responsible for but you do make a valid point>>35003634:/
>>35003668Foids do nothing but complain about rape yet they fantasize it
>>35003678>We're only pretending haha Nah kys, if you entertain that you are fucked in the head
>>35003682cnc is not actual rape >>35003683not being able to separate fiction from reality is a sign of low iq
>>35003678>its roleplayIt's amazing how zoomers are incapable of understanding the concepts of pretend and roleplay.
>>35003639Fuck you.
>>35003685You shouldn't be wanting to "roleplay" that if you're alright up there. Plus you're a tranny with a fat fetish who wants to be slapped and locked in a cage so.
>>35003685It's consensual rape
>>35003678>its roleplayYes, and? It's a disgusting fantasy regardless.
>>35003681what I'm saying is it's probably a bit of both. How much of each is really not something you can say, but just know that at the end of the day, it was (You) who satisfied her.
>>35003691if its consensual then its not rape>>35003692are you against actors in movies and tv shows portraying murderers or pedophiles too? should we all just pretend that fiction isnt a thing and anything anyone ever does it 100% real and intended and therefore we should never ever play pretend in any shape way or form?>>35003690>You shouldn't be wanting to "roleplay" that if you're alright up therethe concept of being kinky isnt a thing to you?
>>35003695Being Kinky and pretending to rape are two completely different things, tf
>>35003699i disagreewheres the line on whats kinky vs whats too far then?
>>35003658Ooga booga where the mammoth?
>>35003646My tastebuds and smell are already fried so that’s pretty easy.
>>35003695>are you against actors in movies and tv shows portraying murderers or pedophiles too? Leaving aside that I do think actors have historically--and rightly--been seen as adjacent to prostitutes in character, it's not the act of fantasizing or roleplaying I have an issue with. It's treating something repulsive as alluring, even if it's in the context of roleplaying.So yes, if someone were to make a show about how great it is to be a pedophile, I would find that outlandishly degenerate, too. Portraying a villain with the understanding that they're a villain, or at least that certain acts are wrong, is in itself not going to get me mad, although I would question the taste of getting into too much detail.
I fucked up guys. I fucked up real bad.
>>35003705lol well thx i dont really need to know much more from u
>>35003706>I fucked up guyshot
>>35003702>i disagreeThe fuck? You can't just disagree that a word means what it means >wheres the line on whats kinky vs whats too far then?How about having someone's pain and misfortune being the source of what gets you off for instance. You know what I shouldn't bother, you literally want to carve out your womb because you're afraid of having periods and "being a woman" or some shit, there's no point in trying to pretend you're a normal person and talking to you as such
>walter jr diedatoga wtf
Moids, can I ask you a serious question? Do you want Bumble to fucking fail? Then why have you stopped using it? Its fucking crashing!https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/article/bumbles-potential-1-billion-sale-marks-an-embarrassing-fall-from-the-dating-apps-peak-195715107.html
>>35003718Open na noor St. Peter.
>>35003715NTABut it's not uncommon for rape victims to develop fetishes related to cnc or rape.
Lately I’ve been jacking off to my coworkers LinkedIn profile picture and I guess she paid for platinum because she knows I keep viewing her stuff.
>>35003226should''ve figured this out before you got married
lol, I got a mod warning for my post about not dating moids. Moids spend all day jerking off to their violent revenge fantasies and then cry when I post goofy shit.
>>35003715>You can't just disagree that a word means what it meansno i disagreed on how you dont consider cnc to be under the umbrella of kinky behavior, thats ur opinion, not an objective fact, just like its my opinion that i disagree with u, thats why i said 'i disagree' and not 'ur wrong' >How about having someone's pain and misfortune being the source of what gets you off for instance.are you going to go this up in arms when a couple enjoys things like choking or slapping?
>>35003720I gave up on bumble years ago. You match with girls and they never message. It’s a stupid app because you have to match and then be invited to spit game which just isn’t how dating works
>>35003718That's insane Women rate his fit https://files.catbox.moe/g8bqad.jpg
>>35003290in hs in comp sci class I was paired up with this one kid and he didn't seem to love how I used it for like master class and slave class
>>35003728They fucking fixed that!
>>35003298pull that stick out of your ass and be more fun and amiable
>>35003729Everything he’s wearing looks like it was bought on temu. The vest is entirely unnecessary and ugly. The shirt is too thin. The pants look like that weird suede/khaki hybrid stuff. The shoes are terrible. He also has a goofy face.
>>35003304oh, I'm just hiding the shame of my baldness (im not bald)
>>35003718>an heroed at 34that's really sad
>>35003326im glad cheaters aren't a legally protected class
>>35003720>Do you want Bumble to fucking fail? Specifically Bumble? No. But dating apps are all inherently meat markets, and the sooner they go away, the better.
>>35003726Were you spamming?Mods should take care of all the retarded spammers itt more often.
>>35003733Really because I remember a seething letter when I logged in one day about how they weren’t going to accept a buyout and they were committed to keeping women safe.
>>35003720>MoidsWhy are you speaking about yourself in third person, incel.
>>35003743>>35003745You dumbassesThat's the tiktok baiter
>>35003731When I was in a photography class they called the flash extension cable the slave cable so all the black students started calling it the Kunta Kinte cable and all the white guys just called it Toby
>>35003745Nta but they really did give up on the thing that made their dating app unique because it obviously just doesn’t work
Shark eggs look weird.
>>35003358yes if I can feed you backmaybe feed me with your mouth so we can do a lady and the tramp moment but with a piece of chickencomfy dumb cute moments, love em
>>35003745Letting women choose their abuser is indeed a step towards keeping women safe.
>>35003754Yeah so like what was the point? They made a shittier tinder. I will say they had less spam profiles on there but not enough to justify the hundreds of women instinctually refusing to make the first move.
>>35003490kek
>>35003758Right but anon is saying they stopped doing that so why do they matter anymore? They self selected themselves out of the market. They chose that. They could have just sold out.
>>35003695does she just want to have surprise sex with a safe word?
>>35003760Match Group owns both apps now, right?
>>35003533I'm not a big Harry Potter fan but I love the idea of Malfoid and Harry ending up with her when they start out as enemies. People have pointed out before that harry is literally a wealthy jock who only doesn't seem like it cause he hangs out with non-jocks. Seems normal if he ended up with a hot malfoid
>>35003767I don’t know this is the first I’m hearing of it. I really don’t care because I don’t use either anymore.
we should wait and see how Singapore's government run dating app works on the path to state-mandated bf/gfs, because for-profit dating apps have an inherit problem where their goal is to keep you on the app and NOT in a secure relationship because once you do, you'll delete it from your phone.
>>35003564wym unattached? Do you mean single, or someone who doesn't care that much?
Either gender.Would you fucking pay $60 for a loaf of bread? That's what these fools in the city be charging. We are so fucking cooked. This is a SCAM!
>>35003766no
>>35003774No. Rich white people are retarded though and deserve to get scammed out of their money.
>talk to a shy sweet nerdy virgin guy for a couple of months>he's sending pictures of his hairy genitals unpromptedHoly shit, is every single male on this planet a whore?
Can we murder the anon that keeps posting random webms and barely pretends to be on-topic?
>>35003776then what do you think she wants?
>>35003778He didn't even bother to shave? Disgusting.
Do women even like being called a good girl in a sexual context?
>>35003778Yes.
>>35003778Probably a leftoid and/or found on a "dating" app.My condolences, though. That sucks.
>>35003778He's probably clueless and read on reddit, 4chan, or twitter that this was the correct thing to do lolI'm sorry, femanon.
>>35003774>Would you pay $60 for a loaf of breadFuck no. That said this dudes a complete faggot harassing a random dude at work and should be shot.
>>35003774Wait, it's just flour, water, salt and sourdough starter right? Like dude said, 4 ingredients. How the fuck is it $60 and different than any other Rye bread being made?
>>35003777>Rich white peopleThe fuck did I ever do to you? Bitch I go to work, go home, jerk off, and play vidya.
>>35003774It's a scam, basically.
>>35003778yeah sorta. I'd wish my crotch would make a woman feel happier like a woman's pussy/body does for men, but having some sense of awareness, I already know that most of the time it'd backfire for me so I can't. Since he didn't shave, I'm guessing he's pretty young too. Overall, prob a little less smart
>>35003774MYour fault for buying it.You can get good sourdough bread in Europe for much, much less.
>>35003787The ((())) are making it.
>>35003774scam
tonight I'm working a 12hr shift where I do nothing
>>35003792Not that anon and not a woman, but I would instantly lose interest if a woman sent me nudes. Anything she'd do for me, she'd do for others in similar circumstances. Nasty.It's not even smart to have pictures of yourself when you're married, let alone send it to a dude you're just talking to or dating.
>>35003585MI skimmed through the current /htgwg/ thread and man, I'm glad I stopped posting there. I think the first 10 or so threads were good before nativeanon killed it.
>>35003774New Yorkers with more money than sense deserve this embarrassing shit
>>35003782ya but im weird and psychologically malformed!
>>35003585Mthe dating ones would be useful but are too slowthe catalogue is 80% men in their 20s asking if they should kill themselves
>>35003703The female neanderthal looks kind of male. Maybe they were manly and dominant.
>>35003774How did that dude get tricked into buying it?
women are so pretty and cute :(
>>35003788You can pay $60 for sourdough.
>>35003802Do you also like head pats or good job kisses, or is that too much
>>35003809why sad
>>35003815when you like something so much that it hurts :/
>genderWhat's something from the 90s/2000s you feel like you missed out on?Watching women make out at parties is one. Lan gaming is another.
>>35003818FSmoking salvia.
>>35003818>Watching women make out at parties is oneYou can still do that.
>>35003818>Watching women make outSeen it.>Lan gamingSucked.>>35003819>Smoking salviaSucked and gave me headaches
State gender. You go on a date with someone attractive and the vibe is immaculate; you're super into them, they seem super into you, and you feel you can talk about anything. You get to ask them 7 questions max where they'll answer honestly and still like you afterwards. What questions do you ask them? Nothing's off the table.
>>350038189/11
>>35003818The house party scene. You could literally find a party almost every weekend in suburbia. With ring cameras and shit it just doesn't happen to the same extent it used to
>>35003825It's not just ring cameras people just don't want to go out that much.Before there was nothing better to do.
WomenLet's say we were to break up with heavily limited contact, I'm talking if we show up to the same party/coffee shop/whatever I'll acknowledge your existence but that's it. Now you start trying to act friendly in social situations with me, laughing at my jokes and generally paying attention. Would you more do this to control a narrative or to get my attention back? Secret 3rd option? >For context, pretty sure she left me for another dude she met recently and is still with him, because she was in his bed within the week.
foidsbeardor no beard
Someone just fell out of my favorite ride at Six Flags Over Georgia. Quite unfortunate.
>>35003718https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RJ_MitteGG
>>35003822if I don't know this person how am I supposed to know what questions they wouldn't answer honestly under normal circumstances this is a stupid hypothetical anon give me 3 questions you would ask a someone who has no other known chatacteristics
>>35003822>Whats your debit card number?>Whats your PIN number?>Whats the 3 digit code on the back?
>>35003818People used to not flake, at least not like they do now. If you planned to meet up somewhere, you met up there. You got a bad rep if you flaked, especially before everyone had cell phones.
hi moids
>>35003718damn, he just got married the year before, poor guy, dude had a hard life too
>>35003831>announced engament last yearthat one's gotta hurt
>>35003829>leftis that Dmitry Medvedev?
Femanons why is bouncing on it not your favourite position when it is objectively the best?
Moids, post pee status
>>35003840elaborate, status of the need to pee or last shade thay I peed or last time I peed
>>35003818Normal foids
>Pee fetishist femanon>Fat fetishist femanon >"consensual rape" fetishist femanonwho ya got, moids?
>>35003839Moid here, because they're fucking lazy and that shit is tiring.
>>35003840Like 40% full
>>35003835hello comfy
>>35003843Wdym?
>>35003841Explain your most recent pee and how long ago it was.
>>35003839as a guy, I'd prefer me doing the thrusting
do women really lick their pussy juice?
>>35003848like an hour ago what am I meant to explain about it
>>35003840Would you modify your body so that you have a visible pee meter that you can check?
guyswould you feel emasculated if a girl gave you flowers? what level of doing stuff for you (paying for stuff, taking charge, etc) would it take for you to feel emasculated?if a girl did made you feel emasculated, what would you do?
>>35003839Women are fucking lazy during sex. Everyone knows this. This is known. It is known.
>>35003852can you not feel how full your bladder is already
>>35003843all are good, but I'm not fat so #2 wouldn't like me :(>1-3 = pee girl>4-6 = fat girl>7-9 = cnc girl>0 = I chooserolling
>>35003850Bro they will ride a cock and then suck their juices off of it to clean it up.
>>35003818MConsidering I am close to 40, I lived in those decades and don't think I missed out on too much.I even had 56k dial up internet in the late 90s already, so I was able to see early forums and stuff.
>>35003797I've got a 48hr starting tomorrow morning.
>>35003858did stuff really load in lines?
>>35003843if I'm locked in a room with all three of them and a gun with two bullets, then fat fetishest femanon is getting both. Then I'll pee in the consensual rape fetishists' mouth and let pee fetishist watch
>>35003778>Sweet nerdy virgin Red goddamn billboard
>>35003819NtaYou didn’t miss shit with that, it’s a neat one off experience but you’re just as fine without it>>35003818Scene girls
>>35003853Dominate her back to get the masculinity back. Pamper her with gifts and actions, carry her to bed, fuck her silly until she admits how much she needs me and wants me
>>35003853I think flowers are pretty, so I would like them. I think that if anyone is emasculated by getting them as a gift, assuming they like flowers, is probably insecure.
>>35003843how can you rape someone with consent that's retarded
>>35003861I don't like piss drinking or golden showers. I just like the act of peeing.
>>35003857ew
>>35003852The far off future of 2024
>>35003839F.When I truly use my range of pelvic movement it almost always hurts the guy in some way.Being on top isnt just up and down, its side to side, back and forth. I rotate on top like a goddamn horny beyblade. while my knees are firmly planted on the mattress. I have yet to meet a guy whos dick has the same range of motion to match and what I truly want for riding on top.>an orgasm>also depends on which hole I stick it inAnd I dont enjoy the idea of hurting people.
>>35003867basically roleplaying, nothing wrong with that
>>35003850>do women really lick their pussy juice?MYes, simply tell them to clean up the mess they made.
>>35003850men don't lick their cum?
>>35003872>dick ROMMy time to shine has come
>>35003872Ungrateful moids
>>35003860Sometimes yes, but it was more often waiting on a blank page, until the browser had received all the information.It's not like today where browsers are able to disable the text and then dynamicall loading in formatting and pictures, as those arrive.
>>35003872You always talk about riding, is that like 90% of PIV sex for you?
>>35003485>No, I will not indulge in any of the bread and circus this administration, and Hegseth especially, uses to assuage the stupidity and cruelty of their supporters.>>35003441>Making moids fall in love with me, and having them excited to start a family, just to ghost them and send the aborted fetus to them in a jar saying, "Congratulations, it's a boy!"
>>35003879>disable*display
>>35003818idkI was born in the 90s and was apart of some of my older brother's LAN parties. We only owned PCs so going over to a friend's house to play Nintendo was a big deal. Like when my mom's friend would pick me and her daughter up from school and I'd get to play mario kart with her until whenever my mom came to pick us up. Good times. If my family had never moved I probably would've ended up marrying her. I coulda had a childhood friend gf/wife.
I remember one of the first time I had sex with it was with this grown ass women at 19 and I was just experimenting by copying what I saw in hentai so after fingering her I slid two fingers in her mouth and she licked them and I was like "holy fuck this is so hot" but when I tried again later she didn't so she probably didn't like the taste hahaha. Man sex is good I hope I get to fuck again soon. It's been a while.
>>35003843The last two are the same femanon
>>35003843/atoga/ women can't even be trusted to answer questions, let alone my feelings or my penis
>>35003875nowtf
>>35003884 meant for >>35003850The only thing I fuck is UP apparently
>>35003885waitit's worse than I thought
>>35003843At least 2 out of those 3 are the annoying fat chaser.
>>35003883I could have as well. Pretty sure might be bisexual. Either way she could have been my first sexual experience and girlfriend and may be even my wife.
>>35003819I kind of wish I'd done this even though it's apparently a terrifying deliriant. I've never hallucinated, might be cool to see stuff that's not there.
>>35003888>The only thing I fuck is UP apparentlyBut my dick is not up.
>>35003004Based OC
>>35003893You want me to fuck your dick anon? I don't follow and also gay
>>35003820>>35003825>You can still do thatI think women would get mad if a guy watched
Foids what can a guy do to wow you on a date?
>>35003899a backflip
>>35003880You dont have a good reading comprehension do you?Question was>>35003839>Femanons why is bouncing on it not your favourite position when it is objectively the best?Care to elaborate? I have no idea what you mean by always, its my first post on the thread.>>35003899Make me laugh
>>35003818MI missed out on pre-smartphone socialization as an adult. I was a teenager in 2007, so I only got to have a pre-smartphone childhood and not a pre-smartphone young adulthood.I also wish that arcades were still alive when I was a kid. There were still arcade machines around at the movie theater, the bowling alley, the skating rink and a couple of restaurants, and my town did eventually get a bigger event center that had an arcade, but the options were still pretty slim wherever I could play arcade machines.Pac-Man, Galaga, DDR, maybe Tekken or Soulcalibur, Gauntlet Legends, crane games and Big Buck Hunter.I always wished we had any kind of Street Fighter cabinet in my town, but we never had one. The nearest mall in the Big City also only had crane games, Big Buck Hunter and Golden Tee.The skating rink did eventually get a Neo Geo as well now that I think of it (it had Windjammers and Bubble Bobble iirc), and a church's rec center had a couple of inexplicably cool cabinets: ESWAT and Strider.
>>35003818Pre-internet social norms.
>>35003901>alwaysYou're not JH?
>>35003818>Watching women make out at parties is oneThis is not only still common, but is also incredibly cucked and gay
>>35003906NTA but lmao you are such a clown.
>>35003818Using binoculars to spy on my older teenage neighbor when she gets out of the shower, haha
>>35003908How dare you say that to a man whose monocle just popped off. Have you no decorum, no tact
>>35003905Anon.I dont know who JH is. A named poster?>>35003818From what I learned from my oldest sister. Something kinda weird, like being a teen and taking your bicycle to a boys house if they could hang out.Something in that just tickles me, and annoys me that I missed out on.I am the youngest of three sisters, oldest is over 50 while I am soon to be 30
>>35003911Oh you are completely new.
>>35003905jh doesn't double space her posts
Are there any foid interests that aren't boring as hell?
what's the worst/biggest/most expensive thing you've ever stolen
>>35003875That’s feminine behavior
>crush not replying to my texts>back up online girl ghosted me>incel friend managed to get a date>all in October, the best month to have friends and date inGenuinely want to end my life right now.
>>35003915Does pirating video games, movies or shows count?
>>35003919no
>>35003911>Something kinda weird, like being a teen and taking your bicycle to a boys house if they could hang out.Now that you mention it, just the concept of sneaking out of the house feels alien now that everyone has a cellphone with GPS tracking. I also remember my nextdoor neighbor had a kid my age and he'd ring the doorbell and ask if I could come play. Do kids still do that? I'm just a few years older than you.
Whenever I paste my arguments or statements into Gemini and ask if this guy is cooking or tripping it always says I'm cooking. So I think I'm smarter than you all
>>35003919Catholic/Orthodox AnonsDo you bring up internet piracy during confession? Is it a sin?
>>35003920Then I don't remember having stolen anything.
>>35003922LLMs are programmed to be agreeable anon.
>>35003923no, i don't know i don't think sobut i'm neither a preist nor God i usually buy the things i pirate later if i like them most of the things i pirate is old junk no one's selling anymore so the people who made it wouldn't get the money anyway
Does it say anything if I prefer the woman on the left to the woman on the right?
>>35003928I thought they were both men
>>35003915Her heart
>>35003839Squatting on it > bouncing on it.Less likely to hurt myself, I can control the angle better, I feel way sexier, and I think guys like it more.>>35003880>>35003905I'll have you know PIV to me is 50% squatting while on top and 50% getting proneboned.>>35003915A jacket from a mall as a kid. I don't remember exactly how much it was, but it was enough that I remember feeling especially bad about it.
>>35003925They're programed to agree with YOU. So you have to frame it as someone else saying that, and you as a neutral observer
>>35003866thank you yay>>35003865ill just outdo you still, anon.
>>35003928So funny to see how cuddy and kissy girls are when they aren't afraid you'll rape them (ie interacting with any man)
>>35003911This is: >>35003931
>>35003921I missed out on it completely. I have never heard of anyone doing that who isnt around 10 years older than me, or from a way more rural area.>>35003915I dont know if I have anything else to mention than "My ex's pajamas".Dark blue with pink dots all over. It looks absolutely stupid and horrible, and I love it. Mine now.I have never really stolen anything else...
Is it wrong to stay with someone that treats me terribly, just so I can lose weight/improve my appearance and leave them for someone better once I get the chance?
>>35003942Using people is king shit but why can't you do that on your own
>>35003930
>>35003949I don’t know anyone where I’m at and I’m afraid of living alone. Lots of shitty people here
27 M and still never had a relationshipAt what point is it truly over? People my age are getting married or preparing to do so
>>35003954It’s not over unless you think it is. Believe in yourself, you are all you have
>>35003923>Do you bring up internet piracy during confession?No.>Is it a sin?Usually.
>>35003954I'm 33 and literally going through my first relationship with a cute as fuck girl.
>>35003953You should learn to be more independent so that this doesn't happen again, better to start now
>>35003942Yes.
Where does a moid meet a foid in the wild now?
MenFor what reason do you keep photos and texts from exes? Especially if you get into a new relationship, what is the reason?
>>35003968We're starved for attention and it's nice to have a reminder that someone has loved us.
>>35003875Fuck no! No fucking way!
>>35003968I would only do that shit if I wasn't over my ex.
>>35003969Well as a woman it makes me sick to my stomach. Why reminisce about an ex when you’re with someone new?
>>35003972Because we're attention starved and lonely.I do think it's retarded and sick if you're with someone else, but that's your answer.Some also keep them to jack off, or in many cases they never got over her.
>>35003936Then I'll outdo you, and we'll just repeat this silly cycle of doing nice things to each other
>>35003962Is she 18,19?
>>3500397624Getting married at 27 nowadays is retarded
>>35003978Cringe, couldn't even go all the way
>>35003968It's a nice memento.Also just in case I wanna get back together
>>35003979I wouldn't wanna date a dumb as fuck 18 year old as a 33 year old man, annoying shit.
>>35003718Why did he do yhat
>>35003968Not a bad answer, don't disagree >>35003969 >>35003972Maybe you're gonna leave soon. If the relationship is good, they aren't gonna be thinking about the old person
>>35003968They remind me of the feeling of when we first got together and it felt like someone cared.
>>35003981You're a wannabe pred. A faker who's coping
>>35003986>Dating a grown ass 24 year old woman with an office job is being a wanna be predatorYeah ok retard
>>35003979After a certain age, dating younger really does feel weird
Give it to me straight foids. How bad is it?
so what are you lovely anons up to
>>35003990the tattoo?
Suicidial thoughts are back in my head again
>>35003988You only date them young but not too young because you're a pussy with no balls
>>35003993The webbed feet. My mother was a quarter mermaid.
>>35003995You need psychiatric help, fix your life.
>>35003994What dey sayin
i got rained on all over and now im wet :[
>>35003999>maybe pickles and ice cream are a good combo
>>35003992Watching some youtube, waiting for my heart to calm down.
>>35003992daydreaming of me and femanon cuddling with occasional smootches
>>35003997At least actual pedophiles have the balls to practice what they preach. You want to feel like one but you're too scared. So you date a woman 10 years younger so that she feels like a kid to you but looks like an adult from the outside. I know your type. You're worse than them.
>>35003999That i should kill myself what the fuck do you think they're saying
I’m extremely antisocial and i don’t know how to find someone with the same values as me. Any advice?
>>35004006describe ur values
Women, what was the last thing you jerked off to? Source?
>>35004007Women bad
>>35004007No promiscuous behavior, dating within my race, no tattoos, values intelligence, values health
>>35004010ur just gay
>>35004009an image of involuntary tf fetish porn
>>35004009japanese woman walking around in a very short skirtno source its lesbian porn you wouldnt like it
>>35004011Hey
>tfw according to atoga I'm a pedophile for being married as a 40 yo man to my 31 yo wife
Is there a more depressing season to be alone than October? At least Christmas and thanksgiving are family holidays, Halloween without friends or a relationship is brutal
>>35003968I don't manage my texts in any way at all. they are there until I change phone or memory dies or something.
>>35003996oh is that how webbed stuff looks? I always thought it'd be more frog-like idk looks fine who's staring at your bare feet just don't date a foot fetishist or maybe do maybe they're into that
>>35004018have ppl forgotten pedophilia is attraction to pre-pubescent a relationship between a 40 year old and 17 year old wouldnt even be pedophilia, although still illegal
>>35004020There are people who don't have a family.
>>35004017Hopefully you are a man because I am also not gay and wish to have kids one day
>>35004020October is spooky kino, don't give a shit I don't have a girl
>>35003856Well now you have to get fat
>>35004016>you wouldn't like itIs this a teasing joke? Source plzz>>35004014mtf or ftm?
>>35004014Oof. Been there.
>>35004027I am a man
>>35004018speaking of i got stopped at work today by a guy i never talk to so he could show me a recording of a random guy ive never seen so he could tell me "that guy used to work here as the grinch; arrested for 9 counts of SA on a thirteen year old"very weird, the guy never talks to me
>>35003875Reminds me of the time...My first boyfriend, I was 18 years old at the time.I blew him, took the load in my mouth and got an idea. showed it to him, and gurglingly said "Kiss me"I never intended to kiss him for real. was about to swallow.That guy quite much bolted our of the room.Funny stuff, I half swallowed it and half sprayed it all over the sheets from bursting out laughing, quite sure I sprayed some out of my nose.And semen in nose cavities isnt too pleasant, but worth it.
>>35004022I could have been an Olympian but that coward Michael Phelps filed a complaint.
>>35004023Zoomer men have been systematically attacked by media and they don't have any relationships, meanwhile millennial women are panicking because millennial men are taking millennial girls out.
Do they call them "period dramas" because they're for women and women get periods?
>>35004030tf not tg
>>35004033>9 counts of SA on a thirteen year oldHot
>>35004021Well it might hurt your future sensitive gf’s feelings if you don’t
>>35004038taking zoomer women out*
Women, give me advice on what to do with my Dragon' Dogma 2 character's hair and maybe makeup. I suck at this sort of thing.I know I already posted this but the thread it was in got deleted.
>>35004045Just slut her up we know what you’re doing anon
>>35004032Are you white and younger than 40
>>35004047Yes to both
>>35004046There really aren't any good slutty outfits for the classes I'm playing, it's way more limited in that regard compared to the first game. Also I kinda have a thing for Asian women in medieval armor.
atoga, will u eat my fruit i cut for u?
I work as the lead engineer at a small company. I used to have a big crush on an older woman I worked with (she's 40 and I'm 28) it turned into a inappropriate flirty relationship where I was thinking about her all the time, and eventually I confessed my feelings to her, which was understanding about. After that I just distanced really hard to regain my sanity, and it's been nearly 2 years I've been very mentally healthy I think just being distant. This past week we started talking again, and it feels good to have friendly chats at work, but I've noticed that I'm suddenly looking at her too much and thinking about her with lust again. It's just going to turn into the same thing again, I can feel it, and to make matters worse, I have a really great girlfriend now who is perfect for me and who I want to marry. Talking to this woman at work is stirring up these old feelings and it makes me feel like I'm cheating on my girlfriend. There is no way I can really make a friendship work with this coworker. It would be great. But I cannot have a friendship with her that doesn't stir up lust of some kind.I want to just quit and find something else, but Im good at my job, and I wear a lot of hats. I don't think this company will really be able to function if I leave. I think truthfully though I have to. It's more important to take all precautions necessary to protect my relationship with the woman I want to marry than it is to hold together a small business.
Guys. Would you fuck America Ferrera?
>>35004054We will not be accommodating the cut fruit diaspora's posts.
>>35004057who made u the atoga boss
>>35004060The atoga boss did.
>>35004054depends on the fruit
>>35004062strawberries, grapes, wwatermelon, black berries
>>35004055I also want to ask. Should I tell my girlfriend about this coworker. I have not because we never actually dated, and my feelings for her were ancient history by the time I met my GF. Is it wrong to go to work every day with someone I used to be very attracted to, when my girlfriend doesn't know about these past feelings?
>>35004064the only fruit in that list that needs to be cut is watamelons
>text girl if she's busy next weekend last night>no response today What's my next move?
>>35004064watermelon is a vegetable poser go back where you came from
My life got a lot better when I realized I can use steak knives for non-steak foods. It took way too long to come to this realization though.
>>35004068Stop bothering her.
>>35004049I am 26 and unfortunately have been with 3 others if that is a deal breaker
theres both a skinny guy who looks like younger paul dano and a chubby guy in a baseball cap in my class todaylife is so good when attractive moids exist
>>35004068It's fucking monday nigger give it a while.
>>35004068have sex with her father's anus
Boyfriend freaked out when I asked him to delete texts and pictures of his exes. I am going to use him for money so I can leave him.
If you're a woman is it easier to ensure a shotgun blast to the face will kill you and you won't be a vegetable? I'm ramping up to head off this rock in the next few years.
>>35004069its fruit >>35004067strawberries have the leafs at the end that need to be cut off
>>35004079you're a fruit
>>35004079You hold the leaf and eat around it.
>>35004080this made me blush a lil irl lol ur cute
>>35004077green flag
>>35004054Only if it's bananas or oranges.
>>35004078How about instead of ramping up to blow your head off, you take a few years and ramp up into being happy about your life?
>>35004069Watermelon is a type of berry.
>>35004075If she was thinking about it she would have texted soon after at least asking why.
>>35004084i do have mini oranges in my fridge rn i just remembered bananas are overrated tho, its like if mushy oatmeal made a wish to become a fruit,
>>35004083For me or for him
>>35004085Nah, I've come to the conclusion I owe the world nothing. Didn't ask to be here, don't like it. Don't care if it effects my boyfriend, I just want out. You didn't anwser my question.
>>35004088If he's at this stage this means they don't know each other very well, monday is monday, it sucks, people work, people have shit to do, she might be too anxious to answer, she might be busy, she might not know yet, etc.If 3 days go by sure, fuck her, but you guys need to stop thinking women are these otherworldly demons instead of also being humans full of fear, doubts and anxiety with a real life behind that.
>>35004090>mini orangesWhat sort of monster shrinks oranges?>bananas are overrated thoI'll fight you in honorable combat.
Women, what is optimal dick length x girth for your personally happiness?
I like to imagine all the men in these threads as yappy wiener dogs.
>>350040982x4
>>35004096>I'll fight you in honorable combatu are blinded by how cool it is that they come in their own natural wrapper, take that away and they are nothing
>>35004099*bark bark *sniff sniff *nuzzles you
>>35004072That's fine it's not my first time either. I'm 27
>>35004099but I'm tall and much harier than a weiner dog idk what sort of a mutt I'd be but not a weiner mutt
>>35004101They are some of the only fruits that taste good on their own.
>>35004105what fruits don't taste good on their own
atoga moids behind their screens
Incels should just become pimps. You need to be misogynistic and a bit cynical to be a successful pimp and incels are both so it's a perfect career for them
>>35004108The problem is that incels are too lazy to be proper pimps.
>>35004107i'm not a stupid stinky cat YOU're a stupid stinky cat you can't even catch a mouse I bet one of those dang stupid stinky fat house cats that just sleeps and farts and eats all day
We need more outlaw country girls with Jane Birkin haircuts. Absolutely angels
>>35004099Oh yeah? Well I'm imagining this shortened into "I imagine... men... wiener." So ha.>>35004106Most of them. They only shine when combined with other stuff like baked goods.
>>35004107i could be curled up in your lap femanon
>>35004113name some I'm curious I don't think I ever had a fruit that didn't taste fine by itself there are fruits I don't like but I don't like those even when they are in combination with other things
>>35004111oh em gee i can smell u thru my screen u need a bath!>>35004114i'd get cuteness aggressive and bake u into a cake
>>35004107Literally me
>>35004115Fine and good are different things. Sure, there's plenty of fruit that's not bad, but I'm not going to choose to eat something that's merely not bad.
>>35004116tongue bath?>>35004118>still not naming any
>>35004119more like a hose bath outside
I'd date a foid from atoga for a kebab pizza rn
pictured: average atoga moid
Women would you rather be tied up while he uses your body endlessly for his pleasure, or would you rather he be tied up while you get to use him?
>>35004121you wouldn't dare
>>35004068Ignore unless she answers
>>35004108I hear pimping ain't easy thoughAlthough it's much, much more difficult being a prostitute
>>35004116>i'd get cuteness aggressive and bake u into a cakejust wash all the crumbs off and i'll be ok
>>35004126whos gonna stop me
>>35004119>still not naming anyI don't remember every dang fruit I've eaten! Apples, mangos, avocados, plums, nectarines, cherries, blueberries, watermelon, and strawberries are all average at best, some of them are outright gross.Also I forgot grapes. Green grapes can go on the "good enough to eat by itself" list.
Femanons, did you use your female privilege today?
>>35003818>What's something from the 90s/2000s you feel like you missed out on?Forgot to mention old Xbox Live.The surviving youtube videos from that era make it seem like the most fun you could ever have gaming.
realistically, this is what the average atoga moid would actually look like (on the left)
>>35004125The former.
Foids, why aren't we doing this?https://files.catbox.moe/qdodey.mp4
>>35004134Moid, if you look like this, why do you sit on 4chan instead of having sex?
>>35004131what do you eat apples with
>>35004134>average moidHideous freak>average foidnormal looking womanguys need to step it up.
>>35004137Septum piercings are triggering to me because I had a crush on a girl with one that I missed my chance with
>>35004140imo he looks very handsome what do u find ugly abt him?
>>35004139My... mouth?
>>35004137I don't get it.
>>35004108>Incels should just become pimps.>You need to be misogynistic and a bit cynical to be a successful pimp and incels are both so it's a perfect career for themBack around 2010 /adv/ had a regular namefag called PimpAnon who was an irl pimp despite also being a /tg/ autist
Women would you date a chaotic neutral moid
>>35004131picturing u as a possum every time u post from now on
>>35004144I'm joining your haters club nigga from now in it's on sight count your days
>>35004142He looks like he's like 25 but he has fucking jowls. I'm not one to normally recommend mewing but if he were real, he should be mewing day in and day out.
>>35004137This is the schtick of that brown ewhore with the saggy tits, don't remember her name
is it true all women think I sent dick pics in the past
>>35004152have you?
>>35004152Yes it's painfully obvious you did
>>35004137it's crazy how hot even normal women can be
Moids, don't drink too much before bed. You'll piss the bed otherwise.
>>35004147I would a chaotic neutral moid
>>35004156I actually like drinking a ton before bed. I feel better when I wake up, and I do generally have to pee in the morning so it gives me more motivation to get out of bed.
>>35004150u need a chill pill
>>35004145It's hot.
>>35004156I'm not falling for reverse psychology peenon
>>35004156You fags don't get tired of pretending being women with ridiculous kinks?
>>35004157what about chaotic good
>>35004154NTAI never have. It's uncouth behavior.
>>35004103How many people have you been with?
if i had a dick i'd sent it to everyone
>>35004159I'm chill.
Women, have you ever sent a guy lewd pics or boob/pussy pics?
>>35004134Jim and Pam?
uncouth moids are better in bed
>>35004165maybe you just feel you have a small penis so you're un(willi)ng to flaunt it
>>35004099Excuse you. I am a Gordon Setter. I’m fucking majestic bitch.
>>35004169i sent a guy boobs and butt and legs
>>35004173you're a bitch?
>>35004137I've been seeing a lot of onlyfans sluts doing like a video in their car where they remove their panties out of frame and I wish i could tell the algorithm to show me more of those
>>35004099I like to imagine all the women in these threads are posting naked
>>35004167Uncouth of you.
>>35004171Well, this rude boy ain't gonna give it up.
I wanna try mac'n'cheese what do I need for it Amerinons?
>>35004167Do you send your pussy to everyone then?
So I’ve been on all the big dating apps for the last 3 months and I’ve noticed something - there are maybe 3% of users that have anything on their profile suggesting they want to hook up. I thought that’s what these apps were for? Also, I’ve gone through every user in my city (that has a population of over a million people mind you) and I’ve managed to have sex with 3 women. I genuinely want to kms
>>35004165This white knight has declared his virtues to all unprompted, reward him with pussy please
How do you ever recover from fumbling your soulmate? I think pairbonding is real. Its been months and I still cry daily.
>>35004167Clits are just tiny dicks, if you really think about it.
>>35004180Do you also want to eat shit?
>bf hasn't asked to fuck my butt for two weeks nowHe got bored of it, didn't he? Now if I ask I'll look like I'm obsessed with it.
>>35004181no ive never even taken a pic of my puss>>35004185cute
>>35004166Also 3
>>35004188Not JH, right?
>>35004186no how is that at all similar you're weird
>>35004184How'd you lose each other?>>35004182You have to get them on dates then they'll want to fuck you. Most hook ups will go to the top attractive men. Or pay for a prostitute
>>35004169Yes. Both anonymously to strangers and in intimate/romantic contexts.
>>35004180Basically just shells or elbow noodles and some velveeta. The trick is adding butter or margarine. Add hotdogs for next level. Season with pepper.
>>35003981I'm 33 too. I got lunch with an 18-year-old last week. It was fine, she has some issues at that age ofc. I'm not trying to date her but my friends all think I am, maybe because I reply when she texts me. I don't think she likes me like that either though. I'd much rather date a girl who's 24-31, and the last girl I "talked to" was 25. I hope I can find someone normal AND around my age soon.
>>35004191Does it matter? Let me vent.
Why does NTR hentai make me laugh my ass off?
Why can't we have horny, insistent femanons with based fetishes, like facesitting, breeding, public sex, lezdom or free use?
>>35004180Macaroni. And then the sauce is made of cheese butter milk and flour
>>35004197>Does it matter?yeah>Let me vent.not if you're that dumb bitch
>>35004188Do an enema and at some point while you're being lovey-dovey tell him that you shaved and did an enema earlier. If he doesn't take advantage of it, then maybe yeah something is wrong. I wouldn't say boredom, but maybe it was very 'shitty' last time or smelly idk and it got to him (for some guys it wouldn't)
>>35004189Why not, since you'd do it with a dick if you had one? I bet your puss looks better than a dick
>>35004202is cheddar fine?
>>35004188I don't think there's much harm in asking. Kink imbalance is inevitable. If he's a good partner he'll be happy to do it for you, even if he doesn't like it as much.
>>35004201ur getting a fat fetish and a pissfetishif u want normie-tier fetishes, go outside >>35004206puss never looks better than a dick
is it true all women think I sent hand pics in the past
>>35004172Guess again.>>35004183Denying women is based.
I truly believe that when you were very young, you received a penis up the bum. It would explain so much!
>>35004201>facesitting>free useLiterally right here.>>35004203Sorry to disappoint you, then.>>35004204It went fine last time. I guess I'll just prep for it without asking first and see if he's up for it in the moment.
>>35004210>puss never looks better than a dickI beg to differ. Pussy is art. In flesh form.
>>35004208That's the standard
>>35004214>Literally right here.sex goddess
>>35004215u just feel that way cuz u like puss
>>35004197>Does it matter? Let me ventIsn't that what GIOYC is for?
>>35004210>puss never looks better than a dickNever have I heard a bigger lie
>>35004209>Kink imbalance is inevitableI guess the question is when is the imbalance a concern?>>35004217Finally getting the recognition I deserve.
>>35004190I don’t really know how to keep in touch outside of a 4chan thread without going against OPSEC do you have any ideas
>>35004218And you think the reverse doesn't apply you stupid bitch fuck I hate you
>>35004210where are the "I want to brush my teeth with male anon's cum" BPDemon foids?
>>35004197I just didn't think you were embarrassed by your desire to get buttfucked
>>35004210>if u want normie-tier fetishes, go outsideIronically I know a fat fetishist irl, but none of the others.
>>35004220she's retarded anon you can't expect her to posses comprehension skills it's shocking she manages to shit up even one thread two would probably make her head explode
>>35004193>You have to get them on dates then they'll want to fuck you. Most hook ups will go to the top attractive menHow can I facilitate that on the first date? I want to be a manwhore, I want to be used for my body
>>35004220They don't answer questions over there.
>>35004227I'm not embarrassed. I just don't like making sex all about me by asking for "extra" stuff all the time. I've already been plenty selfish recently.
>>35004228no way really? how do u know they’re a fat fetishist? are they f or m?>>35004225u have anger issues
>>35004218Nope. The lovely pink, the inner labia (be they hiding within or peeking out), the hood, it's all clearly beauty in its finest form. Toootally not just biased. Totally.>>35004223>I guess the question is when is the imbalance a concern?I think it's only a concern if it's something one party dislikes. If he's never expressed dislike towards it, should be good to go.
>>35004231Women ask questions when they vent? Isn't venting when someone just listens?
>>35004234She's a woman, and she told me.
>>35004217A goddess wouldn't be as neurotic as JH. She's morbidly mortal.
>>35004236>Isn't venting when someone just listens?It's releasing pent up negative emotions. In this case, it's confusion and frustration, and the former can be made better with some clarity.
>>35004237well, r u gonna get fat for her and marry her or what>>35004235vaginas are icky
Fact: >({;}) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3==> ~~,> _!_
>>35004224You can add me on discord if you have it
>>35004239how are you going to get clarity about your faggot bf from bunch of randos online who don't know him
>>35004240No, she's almost 50. Besides, I was a fat teenager and it sucked.
>>35004241>pointy dickheadOuch. Should've used C===D.
>>35004240>vaginas are ickyFalse. On the contrary they're good enough to eat.
>>35004243Go fuck yourself.
>>35004242>>35004224These two gon FUCK!
>>35004244i bring good news, being a fat adult is way better than being a fat teen , give it a try
>>35004245D!!! Fucking hell!!!I was thinking like, I wish there was a symbol for a backwards C, fucking kek, ugh
>>35004250I was fat until I was 20. Stop taking testosterone btw.
>>35004248stop being a dumb bitch
>>35004252how fat? how old r u now? >Stop taking testosterone btw.i am! <_< im girl-ifying myself more and more each day
>>35004255no more hairy tummy :^(
>>35004244what did she say she liked about fat dudes?
>>35004255Well I'm happy for you. I'm in my late 20's.
>>35004256men dont like girls hairier than them
>>35004233Very foid-esque response
>>35004259True.
>>35004260The fuck does that mean?
>>35004259there are no girls hairier than me I look like a werewolf
>>35004258were u ever over 300? >>35004263are u white ?
>>35004255You're still taking enough to not have a period. You'll probably never get your voice back too
>>35004257She said they look masculine.
>>35004233Idk, I'd be happy if a girl asked for sex more often. Then it makes the guy feel like the desire isn't one sided. And if she's saying she likes it in some particularly way too, even better. Super hot and confidence-boosting
>>35004267If you never ask for anything specific and she asks for specific things all the time, would you feel used?
>>35004265NTA. Not true. My sister got her voice back after 5+ years. Most of them still sound like chicks when on test anyway.
Why did Walt jr kill himself
>>35004264I am and I'm not gonna date you you're too autistic for me and I want kids
will a man get offended if I ask him to keep his beard for a day?
gender if you found out your partner was dying would you get married
>>35004271I'd kill myself too 2bh
>>35004273why for a day beards take longer than a day grow too if he shaves sparesly enough he can grow a beard I doubt he'd care if you told him to keep it
>>35004274MDepends on how much she means to me
>>35004274FYes. Being a widow sounds cool
>>35004273Probably not. Why just a day? You gonna pounce then bounce?
>>35004262The weird thing where you won't vocalize a need or a deisre of yours for various reasons, mostly because of how it looksThis is the guy you want to have a baby with, yes?Tell him you want more analIt's stupid to be worried about the appearance of shit like this in a committed relationship
>>35004274if she wants to i would. within my abilities i would do what i can to make her life somewhat bearable knowing she doesn't have much time left. >>35004271depressed? cerebral palsy complications?
>>35004278Women are so weird.
>>35004269The guy likes sex I'm guessing, so I feel it'd be like>guy loves to go out to eat but is never specific on where he wants to go>girl loves to go out to eat and asks for specific places all the timeSo I guess i really depends on the guy on whether or not he cares.I no way would I feel used though, at least in a negative way. If a girl asks me to open a jar, I'm being used yeah but I wanna be useful to her. The only time I think I'd be resentful is if she shows she'd never do the same for me if I ever asked.Again, this is just how I think and I'm not ur guy. But as long as he gets off and hasn't given any complaints, I feel it's just a waste of time to worry about it when you don't even know if ur problem of him feeling negative about this even exists. Like, it's sex - it's all fun and shit
>>35004270your voice doesn't change back from the hormones, it's about voice training. same with mtfs taking e, estrogen doesn't change shit. certain changes are a one way street.
>>35004265im going to full stop it once i get a hysterectomy then i’ll be whole again >voicewell ya it doesn’t revert back, i never liked my voice before, it sounded very young, still does but at least more like a teen boy instead of a dumb girl >>35004272u can still answer my questions :/
Bros Pisces is kind of fucking badass isn't they?
>>35004271a woman scammed him
>>35004274depends on the reasoning but I'd imagine if I dated someone I'd have to love them and if I loved someone I'd want to marry them anyhow
>>35004269Nta but yes in a good way
>>35004286i like to eat fish does that count?
>>35004274How bigs the life insurance policy?
>>35004285I did, didn't I?
>>35004274M, yeah probably, it's harmless romance and im a romantic. We'd have to be pretty close though
>>35004242Yes what’s yours
>>35004286wtf he's describing me to a tee, do I go look for cancer star signs now
>>35004293u haven’t given me a number
>>35004285if mtf boys can fake a cute girl voice, you can too
>>35004280I think I didn't make my worry clear.We're trying for a kid. So buttstuff, especially around when we should be trying extra hard, feels wrong to ask for. I don't want it to seem like I'm not trying my hardest here. Does that make sense?If he asked for it or whatever it'd assuage that worry.
>>35004298lol no my vocal cord anatomy is literally changed, i even got a lil adam’s apple :3, if i try to make my voice higher i often get cracks
>>35004283>>35004289>at least in a negative way>yes in a good wayI didn't consider that was possible.
Women, do you care about horoscopes? Do you want your guy to care about them too?
>>35004301no you literally can because you went through the same thing mtfs went through pre transition. look up mtf voice training.
>>35004297you didn't ask me that I'm the other anon I was answering the white question I've not went over 185 yet
>>35004304i’ll take my icky t-voice over clocky trans girl voice any day
>>35004303No and no.
>>35004301>i even got a lil adam’s apple :3,just another girl curve to oogle at
>>35004305oh why’d u even bring up us getting married if u aren’t even fat >>35004309careful ur gonna make me wanna transmaxx again w this kind of talk
>>35004303Nope
>>35004125The latter
>>35004305>yetkek
>>35004299There it is againWhy are you so worried about what he thinks? He's a guy. He's happy you and your gf want sex with himHe's not worried about it. It's not like you're asking for anal everytime, right?
>>35004304>>35004306I have a mtf friend and heshiehsishzxhe sounds like other mtfs and it annoys me slightly. Did they all use the same video or something?
>>35004308Okay I’ll send a request later tonight with proof that it’s me and not some one else from this bread
I used to think cheating was the most immoral, terrible thing to do to someone until I dated someone that made me feel disrespected and like a cuckquean. Now I do not care and will ensure that person feels how I felt
>>35004319Alright write it down cause it's getting nuked
Submission for next OP image
>>35004317I'm not asking seriously everytime. But I make the joke that we should do it spontaneously pretty often.
>>35004323you forgot to make the female one super skinny with eyelashes
>>35004323I already have a webm in the chamber that'll make every single poster go RyanGoslingBR2049GODDAMMIT.webm
>>35004312I didn't>>35004315I'm just being realistic I don't doubt I could become a fat fuck I just hope I don't
what’s a girl gotta do to experience being in his soft arms as he holds me close
I need male (You)s
>>35004329well for one you actually have to be a girl
>>35004303I don't but I'm not a dick about it if someone is into it I try to participate using what I know about it.>>35004274FI wouldn't say no if they wanted to
>>35004329Be willing to take it in the throat occasionally.
>>35004331plap plap plap, gives you attention, gives you attention(else you won't know if Im a girl or not)
>>35004332i am a girl !
>>35004336if you say so anon
>>35004323I don't like dogs.
>>35004337that’s FEManon to u =_=
>>35004331I'm one of the few certified males around here. You're welcome for this premium (You).
>>35004339whatever let's you sleep at night anon
State genderThoughts on this nail that was in my tire, causing it to be completely flat this morning when I didn't have time to put air in it so I drove six miles to work with a completely flat tire?
Hey (You).Yes, (You)!I want (You) to live two ways:LongandStrong.
>>35004320Lol how’d they do that
>>35004331Hello, how's it going
>>35004320How about you dont cheat and if you do let us hope it is not on the news, youtube, or whatever app.
>>35004275You are an asshole
>>35004271He probably got killed and they're just making it off as though he killed himself.
>>35004353Why would they do that
I want this horrible month to be fucking over
>>35004344Fucking roofers.
Taurus Foids, damn why don't you give a fuck? Taurus GFs are baddies?
>>35004201I'd be happy with more subs into being choked/spanked/bit in the bedroom but who want to live normal lives otherwise. Seems like so many people on here take the bdsm shit too far and want to live their whole life as either a slave or a master
