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Moids, post bladder status
>>35015330So empty. I feels better than sex.
>>35015140>"Oh, Mr. Darcy, are you alright? You've hardly touched your dino nuggies."alright you worthless subhuman trashfire, try Ada Palmer
>Foids really fought for equality and everything and still dream about a cozy life doing all the domestic bullshit they already had before suffrage
>>35015335>>35015319Reply from old thread
Why do I lowkey want to be cheated on?
>>35015327I wish feminism was about have sexual access to (Me)
>>35015330emptied 6 minutes ago
>>35015338You're a cuck, literally.
>>35015341I peed with the force of a thousand sunds about 40 minutes ago thanks to that one femanon
>>35015345>>35015330whoopsie
>>35015338Lowkenuinely?
>>35015334It's going to be remembered as the biggest self sabotage in human history. Foids literally campaigned to become corporate slaves who are expected to work a full time job + raise kids at the same time when they had it so fucking easy. Now all they can do is read about homestead life and never have it. Embarrassing
>>35015334>>35015349Why do men who constantly talk about how awful it is to have a job never want to be stay at home dads?
Do the boyim know?
>>35015350Most men would love being stay at home dads, it's simply not an option for us, while there are unicorns most women just won't support a stay at home partner like that.Also while I'm a bit of a neat freak I've come to accept most men simply don't do domestic work very well.
>>35015350I would, but men who make less than women give the overwhelming majority of women the ick
>>35015350There are men that want to be stay at home dads, it's women that overwhelmingly don't want that.
>world forces two income families>doubling the workforce halves everyone's wagesWe are SO smart as a species :^)
I love the "gender war". I love places like evilwomeninc and r9k.I want a complete breakdown in gender relations.
>>35015350Because working sucks but we deal with it because we're men
>>35015362this but only after I get married and can stand on the standlines saying, "I already got mine"
>>35015362>evilwomenincWhat's that?
>>35015356That sounds like a part of american gold digging culture.In reality, the ahrdest part about being a stay at home dad is not to be perceieved as boring and safe by the woman, any man who does that needs to have outside hobbies, friends and interests or whe will eventually consider him deeply unmasculine. Also fuck her good and regularly.
>>35015350I was a stay-at-home for a while. No kids though, but I was doing chores for the home.Chillest shit imaginable.Thing is, I wanted that for her. I'd work a shitty 9-5 so that my gf at the time could have that sort of life, and I could come home to a happy woman every day.
>>35015360>WeDon't include men in it. It was women who begged for it. Same as how they begged for trannies to enter their bathrooms and for niggers to invade and rape children. Women will demand the craziest shit in the name of false compassion and false empathy
>>35015364I can forgo that.>>35015366Subreddit.See also:itsthatbadwomenarenotintomenmenarenotintowomen
>>35015372>Men who have different political opinions from me don't exist
I literally don't know of a single relationship among my peers, family, or friends where the dude is a stay at home partner. Sometimes you get a situation where it's an unemployed Chad that keeps promising her that he will find a job, but he's never intentionally a stay at home partner. I know plenty of the opposite though, I know men who support their NEET girlfriends, and those women do absolutely nothing all day. I'm like "why are you buying so much fast food, can't she cook for you?" but I try not to be a dick about it. There is a loser woman epidemic.
You guys remember this thing?https://youtu.be/HOBkQRjEG_sDamn, this was back in 2020, the good ol' days.
>>35015374Those aren't men those are pussies, remember that cuckoldry is the leftists fetish
>>35015330about to piss so i can fap
>>35015375I feel posts such as these should state country. In my country its not taht uncommon, old gender roles were also never as strong with women always considered as relatively independent and less pressure on men to be "providers". Dating and relationships are very strongly influenced by culture. Sometimes this thread is as if someone asks how to find a wife, and some guy from Arabia would confidently reply taht you need to pay at least 12 camels for a hot one.
>>35015374Never allow moids to be led by foids, everyone loses.
>>35015378>Men with different political opinions than me aren't real menWeak cope
I wouldn't be so mysogynistic if I had a better youth where more girls were attracted to me. Foids will read this statement and then call me the bad guy.
>>35015375My dad is stay-at-home on account of retiring before my mom. So he does like 90% of the chores now.
>>35015382>Never allow moids to be led by foidsThats reality though, women are the grey eminences of genders. It was them who ate up the feminism psyop hook line and sinker, effectively doubling the workforce , making labour cheap again and plummeting wages and workers rights as a result.
Why would anyone want to ask the opposite gender anything? Women don't know any hidden secrets that men don't know about nor vice versa. You gain ABSOLUTELY nothing out of this. Gay retards
>>35015384I wouldn't be so misogynistic if the boomer and xoomer foids didn't ask me when I was going to marry the zoomer foids.
>>35015384thisits like when a brown person grows up in an all white community but they treat him as an outcast and/or bully him. nobody blames the brown person for eventually hating wipipo.
>>35015384youre not the bad guy, just immature and dumb
Women, what are your thoughts on hairy ballsacks? Serious question btw. Are they at all appealing to you?
>>35015384>>35015392Okay, but if a woman becomes misandrist because men treated her poorly, you all cry "Not all men". Seems hypocritical, no?
>>35015389i just come here to shitpost when i'm in a good mood, and to call women raped trash and kys when i'm in a bad mood
>>35015389This is the thread where incels ask fatties and trannies about hot steamy sex.
>>35015382This, look how badly Boudica fucked up the British Isles
>>35015396I say yaas kween so she hates men more.
>>35015395M. Depends on the girl and depends on the hair.
>>35015381I live in the US, where women want the benefits of both traditional gender roles and feminism.
>>35015395Disgusting, shave that shit.
>>35015350Gender rolesWould many women even want that? To be honest in my ideal scenario I woiuld have a wife and neither of us would work but sadly that's not feasible
>>35015403Do you like ballsacks in general? Or are they just kinda there?
>>35015406They're okay. I just think they're gross when hairy.
>>35015384I'd be a lot less self hating if I didn't fumble any girl atracted to me in my youth, or rather flat out refused to believe they were into me and accordingly didn't reciprocrate their advances. Now I refuse to engage with women to not confront how incredibly stunded my development with them is.
>>35015350There are 0 women that would be okay with their husband being a stay at home dad. The ones that say they are are lying.
>>35015405in my ideal scenario i would be an immortal vampire transient and i wouldnt have to worry about food or a job
>>35015327Question for the ladies, whats a good average existence? Like in a typical month what are expectations about how time is spent?
>>35015409>Now I refuse to engage with women to not confront how incredibly stunded my development with them isWell thatβs dumb.
>>35015330Could use an emptying really soon.
>>35015413Fuck off with your reddit question
>>35015386Didn't the USA's economy boom after feminism and immigrants joined the workforce? I think the problem nowadays is the quality and intelligence of immigrants we're getting compared to the past and that fact that women are, ironically, if anything trying to quit the workforce and either find provider men or do onlyfans.
Speaking as someone who was a NEET for years and finally got a job, I fucking hate all of you fucks who bitch and moan about having jobs.
>>35015418fuck you pleb filter.
>>35015411True but I like the sun
If I had more balls I'd have killed myself already.
>>35015396No man in the 21st is treating females poorly. There are more simps than ever before. The issue is that female creatures are choosing to be with abusive men to the point where they send love letters to serial killers. If you manage to pick the cheater/violent bf out of the 100 men that asked you out, that's completely your own fault.
>>35015419>women get the vote>less than a decade later the great depression happens
>>350154253? or 4? possibly 5 balls?
>>35015419No it went to shit, purchasing power cratered, standard of living decayed, infrastructure declined.>but line went upwoohoo.
>>35015425I think if I had like 4 balls it would be very uncomfortable to jostle them inside my undies so I would probably think this way too. Even 3 seems too much
>>35015426>No man in the 21st is treating females poorly.Bwahahahahahahahahahaahaahaahahahahaha
>>35015427That's not joining the workforce, and women did not surpass men in voter participation until the 1980s. We also had an economy boom in the 1990s.
Date skating at the ice rink? Y/NCan do other more relaxing stuff before or after eventually
>>35015350We know that our wives would never be able to handle being the breadwinner. Women are too predictable. We know that if given a bit of authority they become tyrannical. We know that if a woman were ever in more power than her husband she would immediately lose respect for him and cheat on him. Men have to factor in women's sins in our choices in order to mitigate womens' intrinsic evil from destroying our families. It's why women weren't allowed to vote for so long, but we went soft and allowed it and 50 years later the west is in terminal demographic and economic decline and trannies are now teaching kindergartens.
>>35015436sounds nice
>>35015432he's kinda right, men are nicer to women now than at any point in history, you literally have to seek out a dude who will hit you.
>>35015423Upvoted :^)
>>35015436can you actually skate at all or would you just get rekt?>>35015438>he doesn't know
>>35015436How many dates so far? If any of you are good at it it's pretty nice
>>35015439Pure male delusion.
>>35015432Youβre not getting slapped when you mouth of like you deserve.
Every month i have 2-3 dating prospects and it always looks like its going to go somewhere but then it just doesnt.
>>35015444I hope you have to go to India for business someday.
>>35015446Fuck you
>>35015439Men constantly hit or kill random women on the street, and then the rest of us are blamed for crossing to the other side if walking alone and a man is coming up to you.There is no more psychotic gender than males desu
>>35015435>economic boom in the 1990s>dot com bubble crash in 2000>few years later 2008 financial crisis which we just recovered from in 2019>covid happens, recession again>AI bubble, crash in 2029lotta good that did
>>35015430>standard of living decayed, infrastructure declined.Modern society has its own problems, but to say the standard of living went down and infrastructure declined is absolutely delusional. Things like basic HVAC used to be luxury items that only the rich could afford.
>>35015451>2008 financial crisis >covid happensWe're getting a long way from feminism here, buddy.
>>35015415Might be, but hat else can I do? Any kind of contact with women means I need to feel insecurity, percieve havigng sex and female companinship as something innately special, have a "first relationship" and basically engage in the humiliation ritual of being an accomplished man in his 30s who has to deal with teenage loser garbage.Instead of women being a solved problem and simply a part of your life like it is for my peers, I will perceive the whole thing as special ne bd unduly insecure and shit. As long as I keep it at bay I am miserable, but it is manageable and I can larp the confident man in the areas where I am properly grown up. Confronting the whole thing and making it "real" feels so utterly humiliating I want to kill myself on the spot after kissing a woman and feeling as if it was something special that doesn't normally happen.This should simpyl not be the case, this should be difefrent at my age, making out with a girl at aparty shoudl be something casual that "just happens" and isn't memorable, and I only have myself to blame for being in this deplorable pathetic loser state.
>>35015449>she writes as the intro to her fantasy novel
>>35015442>can you actually skate at allI'm pretty good with inline rollers, an ex gf told me I look elegant running on them. I'm confident I can do alright on ice too, maybe I can train some tricks in the meantime>>35015443I'm just raking up ideas, but would be something like third date or so
>>35015453>he doesn't knowlol anyway i forgot wat i was talking about
>>35015452>Things like basic HVAC used to be luxury items that only the rich could afford.Now eatable food and housing are luxury items instead. Amazing trade 10/10 would be homeless again
>>35015453subprime bubbles are literally feminism, it's not that big a stretch
>>35015454Just get some one night stands under your belt.
>>35015447So, what you're saying is that there are men in the 21st century who treat women poorly? Why else would you mention a country that's infamous for it's high amount of gang rapes?
>>35015452Technology advanced, standard of living has declined. Look at the cost of housing, how many hours of work it takes to afford things, the comfort level of the average workplace, real wages have been in decline since the 70s, coincidentally right when we started allowing immigrants and women started entering the workforce. Feminism was economically disastrous for everyone outside of a few hedge fund managers.
State gender, would you support an organization that helps turn retarded people into fertilizer?M, yes.
>>35015349Foids campaigned for women's suffrage. Jews campaigned to destroy the atomic family. Know the difference.
>>35015465no there would be prions and such
>>35015465I think that goes against human rights. I'm not going to risk being filed for crimes against humanity just to get rid of a few motherfuckers
>>35015452id rather sweat all night for the rest of my life in fukken lousiana if i could live in a real country, not an economic zone, with actual industry and not meme tech nonsense, that has towns that arent dead and full of nothing but old people, or cities rampant with crime and homelessness and ugliness
>>35015468Don't worry the brains and neurological tissue will be turned into ash.>>35015469It's all above board, no worry of that.
>>35015467The very first feminists in the 1800s wanted to destroy the nuclear family. The idea that there were ever noble waves of feminism is revisionism.
>>35015463Women are treated exceptionally well in western countries, you live longer, get better medical care, get preferential treatment in education and hiring, I'm genuinely curious what more you spoiled cunts could possibly want.
>>35015464Housing problem is a result of people no longer inheriting family homes. Only in the mid to late 20th century could young people ever afford to buy homes. This idealistic past you have in mind doesn't exist.
>>35015473>It's all above boardI still think there should be some kind of consent stupid people can't give by definition. The idea is righteous to an extent, but I can't support it. Sorry, my brother
>>35015470>towns that arent dead and full of nothing but old peopleDo you have children yourself?
I want a gf
>>35015476>you live longerBecause we engage in less risky behavior than men.>get better medical careWomen weren't included in medical testing until the 90s, and there's very little research that goes into women's medical problems. The only manner in which women "get better medical care" is that women actually go to the doctor unlike men who want to tough it out.>get preferential treatment in education and hiringImagine thinking that DEI is still relevant in 2026, and even when it was relevant it was for trannies and black people.
Foids, when you are in a committed relationship do you always give your man the option to either cum in your pussy or your mouth?
>>35015465The most important metric is not mental acuity but empathy. Retarded people can be still helpful for simpler tasks. What you have to monitor for are creatures who like to take advantage of people. They aren't humans. They're fucking aliens who need to be identified as early as possible and ground into fucking fertilizer.
>>35015456>an ex gf told me I look elegant running on them>I'm just raking up ideasI'd frame the whole thing differently. if possible find a public park with an outdoor rink that doesn't get used much. no warming house.
>>35015481you have to be able to ask a girl out before you can (eventually) make babies bro
>>35015485>DEI didnt apply to women chudlol, fucking lmao leftists are already retconning this shit kek
so i have upper eyelid exposure. does this mean all girls will find me beta and unattractive? :(
>>35015477Thats such a load of garbage. My parents home does fuck all for me because guess what, they are still alive and I don't want that to change either. Also lets address the elephant in the room: Planning stuff like housing no longer works if you suddenly get millions of surprise extra inhabitants because corporations want more cheap labour. Like in my country they mass demolished real estate as late as the early 2000s because our poluation was in decline. This means it was no longer worth to maintain those palces and instead stabilize rents and real estate prices by mass destroying cheap housing. Housing needs are calculated decades in advance , using current birth numbers as a basis. Which includes whether companies will invest in new housing or demolish old one. The whole thing stops working entirely when you have a population growth that happens completely unpredicatbly by unclalculatable hordes just strutting over the border.
>>35015487>chad stood her up>no future carousel optionsgrim
>>35015485>well every good stat is just because we made good personal choices teehee>every bad stat is because we're oppressed by the systemconvenient. Men lived longer until around the 1930s, were men just making better choices?
People on this website have been wrong all along. I have a testosterone level of 640/980 well within the limits of normal so go back to coping and seething
>>35015491Stop watching ads for plastic surgery you utter cretin. Women dont care because most of them aren't selling expensive procedures.
>>35015491no that's fine, ideal actually, my upper eyelids are completely obscured but thats because i have low set neanderthal brows and a large forehead, permachudcel phenotype
>>35015449>Men constantly hit or kill random women on the streetYeah you saw this on the true crime series you masturbate every night to, didn't you.
>>35015485Women were apparently 95% of job gains this year, but sure tell me about how you're not getting DEI.
Fat fetishists, aka, The Architects, won
>>35015490>>35015500Well, since according to men "muh life experience" is the end all be all of arguments, I've never gotten better job and education opportunities from being female and have been struggling for years to get even a basic wagie job.>>35015495Dying of childbirth was incredibly common until modern day healthcare anon, and it's the main reason why the average age of living for older times was so skewed. Don't tell me you're this stupid.
>>35015496very round headlike orangutan
Is it wrong to like someone who's racist, I wouldn't consider myself actively racist. What I do notice is the complete lack of this certain kind of constant whining about politics that a lot of people do and I like that. It's annoying when someone tries to intellectualize racism and pretend its profound vs. just admitting that you don't like niggers, move on with your life instead of trying to argue that they have ruined your country and your life and here are some studies from the 60's yadda yadda.
>>35015502that's because youre lazy, autistic, and anti/asocial, not female
>>35015485>Because we engage in less risky behavior than men.This is a myth, men who engage in safe behavior still live shorter than women who engage in risky behavior. Despite this, women's health receives more funding than men's health.
>>35015504Are you sure you're not racist? Are you a chick into a racist guy or guy into a racist chick?
>>35015492We've literally always had mass immigration in the USA. I'd prefer there to be less here too, and we should ideally only allow intelligent ambitious immigrants from culturally compatable countries, but young Western men also need to stop being pussies and lock the fuck in.
>>35015503At least I'm not a bonobo
>>35015504>foids will ask these kinds of introspective questions about someone they're attracted to and dismiss someone as a chud based on their appearance alone
>>35015491i have found a few celebs (musicians not known for their looks) who had a very big amount of upper eyelid exposure very attractive can't think of anyone i know irl having this, i think i don't notice someone having it irl or maybe it's not common where i live.
>>35015504>Is it wrong to like someone who's racistNot if you ask Jesus>bla bla...The rest of your post is quite ironic.
>>35015501This gymnastics girls are always five foot nothing so she kept eating the same calories while no longer training like an athlete and ballooned up really fast
>>35015502>I've never gotten better job and education opportunities from being female and have been struggling for years to get even a basic wagie job.Imagine failing life on easy mode. Have you tried prostitution yet? I'll give you a nickel.
>>35015508Of course it's a woman you fucking faggot
>>35015511Fighting the demons inside your head I see
>>35015491Nobody gives a fuck about eyelids whether it's bullshit about a monolid or upper eyelid exposure, you sound insane when you talk about this shit
>>35015516Or you know, maybe just maybe, "muh women live on easy mode" isn't the truth?
>>35015519Tell that to the millions and millions of east asian chicks who get eyelid surgery.
>>35015518Yes, I only wish you didn't take up so much space .
Women would you date a guy with a foot long dick? Like would it be worse if you got to the bedroom with a guy and he whipped out a girthy 12inch dick or a 3inch chode?
>>35015509Well, we never had mass immigratin in Europe.And the last waves of mass immigration to the US happened when half the country was still mostly undeveloped wilderness. Maybe that created the retarded idea that mass immigration is good, because obviously its going to work if you can just tell people to build their log cabin on the injun land behind yonder creek. Obviously this doesn't work if the country is already borderline overpopulated, and corporations just get antsy at the idea that they may have to pay betetr wages once the boomers retire.Which they will have to anyways, as most new arrivals are legit retarded and/or don't even have a basic school degree, let alone a valuable qualification.
>>35015525Fuck no I wouldn't destroy my body with a foot long dick.
>texting an 18-year-old because she's the only interesting, attractive, and single woman I know right nowwtf am I doing, /atoga/? I'm 32 years old. This will never work; I should be locking in and waiting to find a more suitable woman. But I like the attention too much.
>>35015529But vaginas can stretch out far enough to let a baby out. Surely you could handle a dick with the girth of a water bottle right?
>>35015527>he doesn't know
>>35015530I've been there. It sucks but there's nothing better in your future so you may as well run it out.
>>35015530>umm it's so heckin wrongThen stop texting her faggot
>>35015530Is that Charlie Kirk?
>>35015539Lowkirkenuinely does look like him
The women in this thread want male attention and kindness but when they get it they ignore it or go into this spiel of how they are this tortured victim over words. Lady if words torture you, then you kind of need to toughen up. Too damn dependent on tribes for survival instead of yourself. And don't think how witty you are is gonna get you anywhere with me. It may get you places with that guy down the road who is overly enthusiastic about Pokemon and you two sharing an interest about anime. But me, I'm real, and real people don't need others. Hell I'm so real I don't even care about non-chalant responses about hoe dumb and crazy I am.
>>35015541Kill all men
Does anyone else sometimes say their posts out loud before typing them out or posting them, or am I just autistic?Also I cannot keep multiple 4chan tabs open I just posted this in another thread like a retard.
>>35015541Fuck off jew
>>35015509Imagine being a White American back in the late 1800s/early 1900s and complaining about immigration from other parts of Europe. Whining about Scandinavians. But Scandinavians may have been ugly back then. I just can't imagine complaining about a lot of pretty good looking women immigrating into my country.
>>35015524So rent free that you should consider taking your meds, hon.
>>35015509Nigga my ancestors were dumped into a hostile frontier with no infrastructure, they had to build it all themselves. That is not the same as the immigration we have today.
i peed
adding exactly three more demons to femanons head
>>35015549If I take meds you won't be able to live rent free.
>>35015544I read them out loud to myself as I type them when I'm super drunk. Otherwise, no.
>>35015551I pooped
I puked
>>35015544>>35015554I find it amazing that people like you legitimately emulate what fictional characters do on a screen.
>>35015537>there's nothing better in your future I don't think that's true at all. I need to be patient and not worry so much about the future.>>35015538I don't think it's wrong, I just don't want to delude myself into thinking I can wife her or catch feels.>>35015539He took a sword to the neck, so maybe. Probably not.
5'1 gf x 6'4 bf
>>35015558>"ill take a potato chip . . . AND EAT IT!" Anonymous said out loud.
>>35015558People like me? I'm not an autist, if that's what you're getting at. I just find it helps me make less typos in my occasional drunken screeds.You have a very faggy and annoying way of saying things.
>>35015559>I don't think that's true at all.>I'm in my 30s with no options and posting literal fucking manga to /atoga/zoom out
>>35015544only if i think its really funny. i do laugh at my own posts pretty often
>>35015560uhh height of consent bros?
>>35015564Based.
>>35015543>>35015545Sorry I read posts. I don't attack posts with non-sequiturs.
>>35015567>Lady if words torture you, then you kind of need to toughen up.
>>35015563I talked to this girl about SnK and other manga for like half an hour a week ago. I went on a date with another girl to the Chainsaw Man movie last year. Manga is normalfag as shit now
its so weird to live knowing you have basically 0 chance of producing offspring.It turns the entire perspective of life from the natural raise children view to ''wake, work, sleep, repeat, die''. There is legit nothing to look forward to because you know even the good stuff there is to experience has this looming shadow over it that it actually is all for nothing
>>35015541Timmy turner wouldnt say that
Why people assume age gaps never last?
>>35015572cope. tons of relationships don't last nowadays.
I want to marry dr greg house i cant lie
>>35015574Why are broken men who can't be fixed always the hottest?
>>35015573Yeah but people always think I'm my wife's sugar daddyShe's 15 years younger and we've been together for 5 years, in ltr for 4 before marriage
>>35015568Well, have a good day I'm heading off to work.
>>35015575because you grew up on 90s tv slop and know nothing better
>>35015578>House>90s slop
>>35015575its not because i want to fix him, its cause im broken too, hes hilarious, and hugh laurie is hot.
Women, is platonic cuddling actually weird? I'm (38) starting to feel like a weird old homewrecker. new transmasc friend (24) has a shitload of trauma. Sometimes they start shaking. So I hold their hand or hug them to calm them down. One time it got so bad I just spooned them for like an hour. They stopped shaking completely, breathing slowed and they actually relaxed. Stopped spiraling about some past experiences and got grounded in the moment.I've been clear that I'm not interested in sex or dating them. I'm honestly not, I'm extremely selective with who I date and sex just seems like an incredibly bad idea. I just know my touch helps people a lot and I bring my friends peace while holding them.I like my friendship with my little twinkbro and twinkbro appreciates my presence when we go to bars and clubs since nobody hits on them when they're with me.but society seems to think it's weird. When we saw a movie together the granny at the ticket counter's eyes popped out of her head when she checked our IDs. Went from>wow twinkbro you look really young for your age>anon you look really, REALLY young for your..oh your age....Twinkbro is living with their parents and they're getting irritated that twinkbro keeps coming over to read VNs together and cuddle. Twinkbro's long distance bf is uh...not pleased they've been coming by so much.I've never experienced problems like this before but all my other friends are my age and live on their own. Their bfs/gfs never give a shit since I'm Known to be cool about it.am i some kind of weird freak? is it really that rare for other men to spoon their bros even if their bro has a pussy? I don't want to nuke their relationship with their parents or their bf but it really feels like they really need someone to hold them without an expectation for sex.
>have a crush on a girl>tell friend>he likes her too, but bro code>i never ask her out>turns out she was madly in love with him the entire time >i basically cucked him for yearsfeelsbadman
>>35015572tough time never lastonly tough people lastharblharblharblblepleblellnolemnenemem
>>35015579discount duchovnysame thing idk
>>35015572Statistics. 10 years is basically the threshold when you're actually at significant risk, but I personally think it gets murkier the younger you are.>>35015576How old is she though? Because I'd say 18 and 33 is different from 30 and 45.
>>35015576it's people coping and seething. it's largely irrelevant. i don't see why people care anyways. they simultaneously want women to have agency, but then claim they aren't capable of it. they tell people to mind their own business when it comes to non heterosexual relationships, but want to police age gaps. who the fuck cares. and anyone can take advantage of anyone else. it's not some special thing. again who the fuck cares. why waste resources on an adult dating another adult. if a 19 year old wants to date a 30 year old, who cares, it's not our problem. doesn't matter if the man or the woman is older. the age gaps discourse is such a waste of time.
>>35015587Why does the x-axis label have a question mark? Are you just making shit up?
>>35015330Have to pee.
>>35015589https://purposedrivenlawyers.com/age-gap-and-marriage/I pulled it from here, the first result on google despite it having a jacked y-axis, which is why your post about the x-axis surprised me
>>35015582The bro code does not extend that far. >you have until friday to ask her out or i willis good enough.
>>35015593she also knew that I was into her so she probably didn't want to do anything in that dynamic either. T
>>35015587>scary numbersThat's relative likehood. >How old is she though?We've been dating since I was 37 and she 22, now 42 and 27.
>>35015582>>turns out she was madly in love with him the entire timewomen don't do thiswomen, tell him
>>35015598oh, we stopped being as close after highschool and they started dating almost immediately. they just got engaged after getting back together for the second time.
>>35015581Even just being friendly with someone with a big age difference alone can get you weird looks in my experience. It is not as common as it used to be, the whole hanging around your much older sibling's friend group has disappeared (siblings with serious age gaps are also a lot less common) and by far most people meet their friends in school rather than at a hobby club, at church, through family friends etc all making friendships with age gaps more striking than they used to be.Apart from that, yes platonic cuddling is also often seen as suspect. Less so between women but even then it would attract some judgment if two women spooned for an hour while awake, just for comfort. I'm not saying it is right. Human touch is a wonderful thing and it can be extremely soothing. That said, do realize that if you enjoy each other's prolonged touch and you feel physically very safe and comfortable together, you are close to meeting all the ingredients that make up a sexual connection. Attraction isn't always there from the start, either, it is possible for it to flare up down the line. It is possible to realize you want to kiss someone because you realize how much you love lying in their arms. Realizing the other person is enjoying it in a (vaguely) sexual way can flip a switch for you too. Just because it is honestly platonic now doesn't mean it is set in stone that it always will be.I'm not saying you should stop, your friend can decide for themselves what they value most. But partners being very put off by a dynamic like this is to be expected. Also realize their boyfriend could have additional reasons for not trusting the set up (e.g. how often your friend mentions you and in what ways, what tone of voice etc) that you are not privy to.
>>35015597>27 and 42See that's fine, but I think I'd feel a little weird about 22 and 37. But if her number starts with a 1 I don't really think I should date an 18-year-old at 32, but I'm open to dating college seniors as a PhD student in my final year. I think it's more of a 'life stage' kind of expectation than an age thing, and I'm looking to leave college life behind.
>>35015574he was my first major tv character crush, good taste my friend
Foids why do some women do that "switching up" shit? Have you seen it happen before? >Have group of friends>Drama starts>Two people argue>Initially the framing is Guy #1 was the problem >The women all nod and agree that he is the problem and agree with Guy #2>Turns out Guy #2 is the asshole and Guy #1 was later vindicated>Girls all pretend they never sided with nobody and pretend to have always held the right perspective the entire time even though 1 hour ago they threw the guy under a busI've only ever seen this behaviour from women. Can one of you explain the motivation behind it?
>>35015572They are statistically less likely to last. But I think the main reason is people tend to assume they date for the wrong reasons, that she only likes his money or has father issues that drove her to this, that he only likes her youth and will get bored of her once she's 25+, that sort of thing.
>>35015597Nigga you are her sugar daddy, you just don't know it
>>>/v/749871287The bar is in Marianna's trench, how are femcels real anymore?
>>35015581MEmotional cheating is still cheating. I cuddled with a girl who had a long distance boyfriend and I think that was one of the biggest mistakes of my life.
>>35015613Whyd you do that
Women, have you pooped today?
>>35015572i don't remember the paper so just believe my bullshit. A common factor in age gaps is poor impulse control in both parties. Problems like addiction are more common for couples with large age gaps. That factor alone is enough to make them in general more fragile. There was also a hypothesis that the younger party in age gaps is more likely to have mental issues like depression. Not true! But people that engaged in large age gaps before they were 25 were much more likely to have depression afterwards.
>>35015615>women>pooped
>>35015609Lol her family is better off than mine>>35015603Indeed, but I think your life stages can align with huge age difference too.
>>35015607Why do men behave this way*Males are the cattiest bitchiest creatures in reality but always pretend otherwise. They don't believe in anything, only social status.
>>35015619Neck yourself tranny please become part of that statistic
Plap
>>35015607I know what you mean but it's not just women. A lot of people are very bad at admitting they were wrong, often even to themselves, or even just (never mind right or wrong) that they changed their mind. It can also be sort of true in that especially when young most people like to just agree with what most of the group leans towards and not be the outlier. So they might silently think "well not like guy #2 was a saint in all this right?" but the part they will say out loud is the least controversial in their opinion, so "yeah guy #1 definitely could have handled it better". Then when turns out everyone agrees guy #2 was wrong/worse they will feel earnestly vindicated because they quietly already focused their critical attenetion on guy #2. And if you would show footage of the guy #1 comment they would say "well yeah they were only discussing guy #1 not guy #2 so I chimed in on that" and not feel the two contradict. I'm sure there is a psychological term for it but I don't know what. I remember seeing in a documentary once that people had to choose between pairs of similar looking people of the sex of their preference and pick the one that appealed most to them. They were then supposedly given a stack with all their picks and made to explain why they chose those and not the other option, but secretly they were given all their discarded options instead. Not one person pipes up and goes "huh I'm not feeling it anymore", they all start singing the praises of this better looking person while staring at the card they dismissed five minutes ago. Really funny to see.
>>35015616>I'm too fat to have relationships so I cope by fixating on dubious statistics: the postnot even one cat huh
>>35015614When you have a cute Korean girl constantly grabbing your arms, playing with your hair, and asking you to feel her abs while making cute faces at you (and the last time you touched a boob was 6 years ago), it's extremely hard to say no.But unfortunately you can't make a wife out of a hoe.
>>35015620NTAYou only have to look at manosphere drama to see that anon's right.
I just looked up the data there is no correlation between age gap relationships and impulsivity or depression. People only cite "power dynamics" where the younger person is dependent on the older person as a caregiver for reassurance, validation and security.Which doesn't mean shit because that's what women look for anyway in any relationship.
>>35015607M, women have no ability to have an objective view or experience of reality. To them, reality is always reframed by their emotions in the moment. So like in your scenario it goes like this>iβm a good person and side with the right sideIn the moment, this means siding with guy 2>iβm a good person ams side with right sideThe moment changed and that means siding with guy 1>iβm a good person and side with the right sideSee how their emotional reality never changed? And their emotional reality is their physical reality. So if guy 1 is now right, then he was always right because they side with him now and never took a wrong side. Itβs the same way they will reframe an ex as being evil the entire time even if he was amazing because their feelings at the end changed.m
>>35015626>Manosphere Buzzwords. Jesus is /atoga/ littered with trannies and redditors today or what?
since i am a khhv that's never asked out a girl at 29, it's fine for me to date 18 year old women because they generally are more mature and have more relationship experience than me
>>35015626You're making manosphere out to be this boogeyman that every man follows, lol. You're a fucking retard. Stop clicking on "manosphere" content if you want to stop seeing it.
>>35015630How do you want me to refer to the general collective of redpillers, MGTOW, blackpillers, incels, and MRAs then? Do you have a better term?
>>35015630>Jesus is /atoga/ littered with trannies and redditors today or what?Always has been.
>>35015618>Indeed, but I think your life stages can align with huge age difference too.Different anon and while this is true, it does make it less likely that you also grow in a similar pace and direction. Two people in their early twenties that are self-centered, impulsive, focused on fun and adventure over long term investments etc are both likely to be wholly different ten years later. But someone in their early thirties like this is not nearly as likely to have changed a lot in ten years, so even if the thirty two year old and twenty two year old align with their priorities and what they want out of daily life, chances they will also remain compatible over time are still less. For the record I don't think age gap relationships can't work or something but I do think they pose challenges.
@normies stop being so cunty just because I don't want to be best buddies with you.
>>35015633Lol what? I don't see it as a boogeyman, I just like to laugh at internet drama, and manosphere internet drama shows that men are fully capable of being far cattier than even the cattiest women out there.
I need a gun so bad
>>35015629You're not a foid answer but thanks for the only decent post so far. That's my assumption as well, they genuinely believe guy #2 was right at the time. And genuinely believe #1 is right when it's cleared up. I called them out btw for the two faced shit but they just act like they have no idea what I'm talking about. I even screenshotted their shit and showed it to them and they act dumb
Gruginas, is it gricky if he picks berries?
>>35015641>He only likes the answer that confirms his view on womenWhy did you bother asking the question if you only wanted answers that agree with you?
>>35015639You have been spamming manosphere here for the last 2 weeks. Is this a new word you learned and now you have to share it with everyone? How old are you?
buttered noodles time!
>>35015634Just talk like a normal person not an internet addicted retard. Is that too much to ask? Notice how I asked foids why do SOME women do it. Asking them if they seen it as well? (The implication is in good faith I am not accusing the foids ITT).But nah you just had to go full dichotomy retard and do the what about Xyz shit
>>35015640buy one? unless youre like a mental defective or something then you'll have to find someone selling them out of his trunk outside a gun show lol
>>35015642Why do maleanons have such a fetish for prerend posting as women? Sounds like the incel-to-tranny pipeline is happening in real time in atoga.
>>35015648I'm not in the USA
>>35015645...You must be confusing me with someone else. I haven't been posting about the manosphere for the last two weeks and only used that word today on this post.>>35015647>Accuses others of talking like internet addicted retards while using the word "foid"
>>35015650well if youre like in bongland or europe or something i'm sure you can get a double barrel shotgun maybe
>foids have more failed sucide attempts than men every year
>>35015651Ok fuck you, you got me with the foid point. In my defense I enjoy that word because it sounds like some alien language shit. Foid moid gleep glorp. You unironically use twitter words like they mean something though
I'm an incel who's incapable of breeding or getting pussy so I have to stimulate myself with my hand and pretend I'm having sex like a cuck
>>35015644Because he's a moid and moids are blind to their own biases and emotional reactions
>>35015655>He thinks men killing themselves more than women is a win
>>35015660>foids can't even kill themselves properlyLmao
>>35015659For the last time can you please just become a statistic already tranny?
Who are you all voting for in november?>abdul el sayed
>>35015657The term manosphere has been a thing before Twitter. If anything, you seem to be newer to the internet than me.
>>35015660Women really suck at everything, can't even take their lives properly
>>35015462I'm looking for FWBs though. The happy medium between soulless hookups and having some chick nag you and control you all day
>>35015654Licenses and shit it'll take months and cost thousands
>>35015620>muh trannyDoesn't make sense when anon was complaining about males, you know what that means right? Only actual trannies get mad when people use female or male in conversation.YWNBAW.
>>35015664I don't vote.
>>35015668eh i doubt that much i see certain guns in uk sell for way cheaper than in the us if theyre not tactical new shit that zoomers likei saw a listing where a parker hale sniper sold for 400 pounds where in the US it would be probably north of $2500
>>35015664>voting for muslims to own israel when they'll just own the US even harderplease don't
>>35015667NtaHow do you think you get a FWB? One of the hookups needs to go well for that you can't just ask someone you've never fucked to be your fwb.
>>35015664I didnβt know you lived in England
>>35015641The hard part to accept is that this is rarely if ever malicious from them. Theyβre not scheming. Itβs just how their experience of reality operates. For a guy to accept he is wrong in a scenario like that would be to accept being wrong about something factual, like an error. For a girl to accept being wrong in that scenario would be self-incriminating, declaring that they are morally flawed not factually incorrect. Because for them being wrong in that would mean being a bad person in their eyes.
>>35015673You want me to vote for this cartoon villain?
I just talked to my mom about the Cornel 6 or 7 or whatever and I said "aren't you glad I'm a virgin nerd that lives in your basement and doesn't get involved in situations like that?" and she was just like "well...".
>>35015674Yeah thats the point. Without her thinking I want a full blown relationship. This has now happened several times with women and I am extremely sick of it. They immediately imply I want/ need some kind of teenage style relationship just to have sex. Like how the fuck do they think you get a relationships after 8th grade? You have a hookup which converts to FWB which with enough time may become an actual relationship. You konw, getting to know each other and all that.
>>35015678Better than the terrorist sympathizerJesus
>>35015667>fwbYou want regular attachment free guilt free sex. How about you just start with the attachment free guilt free part and work your way up to regular.
>>35015663Deranged response
>>35015681The sad thing is that she's half Jewish and simping for an Arab who would kill her if he could get away with it.
>>35015673It's a shame that ytoids truly don't know that they all hate us and want us dead.
>>35015683What's deranged is pretending to be a woman for attention
>>35015687>Everyone who hurts my male feefees is a troonSeek Jesus
>>35015425Good thing you're a woman then
WomanSay you've been dating this guy for a while and you're visiting his place for the first time.You go to use his toilet and you find it literally pristine white squeaky clean. You took a shit and it left a skid mark even after flushing.What do you do?
>>35015690Kill myself
>>35015685Not all Arabs and Moslems are bad. That one is tho
>>35015592By "jacked" you mean truncated?
>>35015690women don't defecate, tranny>>35015693pls
Women, what are your thoughts on forced feminization fetish? Hot or not?
>>35015690Assuming there is no toilet brush around, I would wrap a bunch of toilet paper around my hand, go in and wipe it off, flush, wash my hands for five minutes straight, try to pretend that never happened, continue with my life. But it's hard to imagine a guy with a pristine toilet would not have a toilet brush within reach.
How do I ask for pity sex :(
>>35015697Hot
>>35015690>left a skid mark even after flushingNAG. This is what the toilet brush is for. Since the toilet is that clean, obviously the is a toilet brush right there in the corner next to it.
>>35015682What the hell is guilt supposed to have to do with sex
>>35015699Beg
>>35015662you're saying that as if the attempt wasn't performative
>>35015680Nah if you get into FWB territory that probably means it'll be short lived I only ever put men I would never consider dating but think are hot into the FWB category. If I think I'd like to date him I'm bringing that up fairly quickly.
>>35015697do you guys just come here to ask "hey is this utterly hideous gay shit i like not gross to you, women"?
>>35015702Chicks will always find a reason to make you feel guilty for something. Sex is no exception.
how much evil would you allow for your moid per day?
>>35015690Clean it? If the toilet brush is not right next to the toilet then I have concerns. Where the fuck else would you keep it? >>35015697Ew
>>35015709Did you just fucking yuck my yum?
>>35015715your fetish is gay and retarded and you should promptly kill yourself.
>>35015697ewwwwwwwww
>>35015709Some women do like it
>>35015708Blackpill of the day.
>>35015716agreed but kys is a bit harsh
>>35015709NTA but that's only like 10% of the reason. I feel like it's valid though. I'm worried about what a future partner might think if they found out about my weird fetishes. I want to know how much of it I should keep secret.
>>35015724>I want to know how much of it I should keep secret.all of it.
>>35015724depends on how weird
>>35015725Life is too short to keep our weird fetishes a secret from our girlfriends.
just got creampied, ama
>>35015727Vore, femdom, bisexuality. Those are the main ones, all the others are really just subgenres.
>>35015730what position were you in?
>>35015724Wtf do you mean by forced feminization anyways?
>>35015730i hope its a girl!
>>35015724NtaThere are certain things I'm into that I would NEVER tell a man unless he brought it up first.I would not recommend mentioning interest in feminization forced or otherwise to a cis straight woman, ever. Hell I'm bi and I want nothing to do with it.
>>35015729>life is short so spend it being a disgusting faggot and ruin the lives of everyone around you
>>35015697Honestly don't know. It's not hot as a concept itself to me, but it is hard to judge what I would feel if a guy I were already interested in revealed this kink. In my experience there is a huge difference between considering a kink conceptually or learning of it in the context of "this is a loophole to blowing your crush's mind sexually". I think I would be intrigued at least.
>>35015731I would say that you shouldnβt be let out of a cage but that would probably turn you on, you disgusting freak.
>>35015708I'm not really someone who can or wants to string girls along , not alone because it means an inevitable shitheap of drama. So basically the best I can hope for are a few weeks or months until she puts a gun to my head and I have to bail?
>>35015735what are you into that you'd never tell a man?
WomenHow would you like it if your man wore a crazed expression and cackled maniacally as he groped your chest?
>>35015740>So basically the best I can hope for are a few weeks or months until she puts a gun to my head and I have to bail?Thatβs just called dating.
>>35015740Best case scenario you become a placeholder dick and get discarded when someone who actually wants her comes along.
>>35015724Do you want to be force feminized, or do you want to be the one feminizing another guy?
>>35015739>>35015736>>35015719>>35015714/atoga/ pretty based today damn
>>35015733I said NTA, I'm not into that. Though I do sometimes wish I was a femboy, I just don't have the face or body for it. But if I was to do that, it would be of my own free will and my choice.>>35015739Eh, it sounds nice, not that exciting though.
>>35015741There are men here
>>35015745Do you not know what NTA means? It means "not that anon", I'm not that guy, I'm just in a similar boat jumping into the conversation.
>>35015742only if he has a distinctly protruding chin, a twirly moustache, spiky hair and he wears some sort of a labcoat or a dapper suit with a top hat
Foids...I was forged in the dark. Warmth is a lie. Soft hands are just chains. You think your little light can reach whatβs left of me? It canβt. I already buried every version of myself that still hoped. Whatβs left is cold. Final. Stop chasing the shadow. Your light wonβt survive in here. It will only be swallowed.
>>35015749No, I just replied to the wrong person>>35015697see >>35015745But to both of you. I think there is a difference because reading /d/ and seeing all the crazy femboys who are like "I'm NOT a woman, trannies are crazy, but I still think it'd be insanely hot if my boyfriend completed my 'boywife'status by cutting off my balls" certainly changed my perspective on the fetish to negative.
>>35015756I have a bit of a castration fetish, but it's not something I'd ever actually want to do. I'm quite fond of my dick and balls, but I think that's part of what makes it appealing.
Where do you find titcows?
>>35015759On farms.
>>35015758>castration fetish
i want to get cramped but im not on birth control, worth the risk?
I'm off to fap to feminization porn just to upset the posters here.
Anyone who faps to femboys or identifies as a femboy or has sexual attraction towards men playing dress up whether it's ironic or not is a fucking faggot, end of discussion. Why is it so hard to understand? If the human you are fucking has a cock or a mutilated cock surgically altered to look like a 'vagina' it's gay as shit. How the fuck do you queers still debate your own homosexuality despite the obvious? You nut to dicks and balls you're a queer
>>35015748yeah but its anonymous, its not like any of us are gonna marry or meet u irljust spill the beans for heavens sake
>>35015764imagine being such a repulsive freak that even /atoga/ rejects you entirely out of pure disgust.
>>35015744Sounds good, since I'm not looking for a relationship thats completely fine by me. Also asking women who I know IRl, thats exactly how this kind of stuff works.
>>35015766Itβs even multiple layers of anonymous since one post isnβt even tied to another in-thread.
>>35015768Imagine being this triggered by femboy porn.
The truth is that all women cheatSo you can either date a girl who has already cheated on you before you started dating heror you can date her and watch her cheat on you afterwards.
>>35015769>thats exactly how this kind of stuff works.Says the guy who has never experienced this stuff.
>>35015761It's just fantasy, don't yuck my yum bigot.
>>35015764>rebellious faggotryKek
>>35015775I'm a woman.
>>35015758>I have a bit of a castration fetishDid you know? The VERY FIRST thing they did when Christianity was legalized was ban castration. It's the first canon of the Council of Nicea
>>35015774>bigotWas that meant as an insult? Do you even know where you are?
>>35015709I was born to be a submissive breedable tradwife, but I'm forced to be a 6'3 man.
>>35015776Chicks donβt βfapβ or βjerk offβ.
>>35015777how'd they swing the whole castratos thing in the 18th century then it was mostly italians too afaik
>>35015780I was under the impression that "fap" is a gender neutral term.
>>35015776uh huh. women tooootally love feminized fag porn, sure. keep coping homoid
>>35015776>>35015784mentally deranged fujoshi make all the omegaverse shit, feminization isn't that far from it
>>35015784I am a biological woman who likes crossdressing femboy hentai. I'm sorry that breaks your brain.
>>35015783Nah, chicks squelch or something. Fap is literally the sound of vigorous male masturbation.
is it normal to do math in your head all the time to calm yourself?
*The sound of thunderous hooves beat down against the dirt. My white horse whinnies and neighs, rearing rampantly as I come to a stop. With armor clinking I dismount my steed, planting steel down onto the ground with a thump.*My fair ladies, are these moids bothering you?
>>35015786For me it was Saigado (author of Boku no Pico), Nemunemu, and Asanagi before he got the death threats for making that Prunus Girl NTR doujin
>>35015790can i fuck your horse
Physically clinging to femanon while she's trying to do housework
>>35015790>rearing rampantlyDo better
>>35015680I think you got it a bit backwards, most fwb happen because someone does not want to commit and never will. fwb or situationship isnt a step to getting married at all, some people just state from the beginning what they want and act more like a couple early on.
>>35015786>I am a biological woman who likes crossdressing femboy hentaiDo you self-insert as the trap or do you read trap on female?
>>35015794*My hand swiftly reaches to my waist, gripping at the hilt of my sheathed longsword. I stare you down through the visor of my helm, my voice low and gravelly I growl.*Begone you vile cretin! Lest you wish to lose your life this night.
>>35015799I never self-insert in porn and I don't get people who do. I just like looking at cute femboy dicks.
>>35015800can i fuck your swordhandle
>>35015789No. That sounds like some special type of autism.
>>35015790>>35015800We doing roleplay now?
>>35015766Doesn't matter.I unlike the forced feminization poster have no interest in having a bunch of "ew wtf" posts directed at me.
>>35015780>>35015783>>35015788Women "shlick". Don't they teach you kids anything on the internet these days?
>>35015810I thought they flicked the bean
>>35015811Anon was giving the counterpart onomatopoeia for fap.
>>35015790>planting steel down onto the ground with a thump I certainly don't need any help from you and your dull af dusty sword
>>35015803*I unsheathe my longsword, named Escariot and pointed it toward the knave as my gauntlet gripped down hard against the hilt.*You may fornicate with nothing, now one last warning to you, blaggard, begone from here at once!
>>35015804i add up numbere on license plates or try to add numbers together on a barcode to make them all the same number (evening them out)
>>35015801basedidk why, I like looking at small dicks on feminine frames (I mean 90% of the time they just draw a girl with a penis). I don't think about it too hard, maybe it's just because I have a big dick. Maybe it has something to do with being a cutfag and seeing uncut dicks differently from my own but still aesthetically pleasing until they get peeled back. Doing anything like that irl sounds gross though.
>>35015817Or maybe it has to do with the fact that you're gay
>>35015815quite the grip you got there. im sure you could spare a hand for my throat so i can get a better picture of it
>>35015815>EscariotWhat are you, a traitor?
>>35015816>>35015789I work out percentage increase to time decrease ratios in my head. >if i go 60% faster, how much sooner would i arrive?etc
Both genders: why are you on 4chan on a Saturday night?
>>35015822For me it's counting the steps in the grocery store to get eggs milk chicken and veggies in the fewest steps possible.
>>35015823Ew, a foreigner
>>35015823I have no friends
>>35015823it's saturday afternoon
>>35015823In the land of freedom units, itβs afternoon.
>>35015820*I sheathe my sword back into the scabbard with a cold sharp snap before turning and throwing my white cape back as I walk away*I've no interest in your debauchery. I am off to find a fair maiden in need of rescue. And you are neither fair nor a maiden. Salutations.
>>35015823It's 3:30 in the afternoon, I'm avoiding actually working
>>35015762The short answer is no but because I know being horny and being sensible don't mix well, the long answer is do it on your period or juust after it ended and take plan B right after. Like make sure it is already in the house before you even start having sex, take it when you are on the toilet peeing afterwards. Be prepared to be pretty sick for a few days. I took plan B once (yup) and it never bothered me to the point I started worrying if it even worked, but some women get really serious cramps from it.
>>35015384You probably look bad though, bad guy.
>>35015823MIt's midday, cold out so why not?
>>35015824
>>35015832There's no need for plan b if she does it right after her period
>>35015823I am still hungover from last night and my boyfriend came down with a really bad cold so he's already in bed and not in a way where he'd like me to join.
>>35015395Petting >his hairy balls sounds good rn.
>>35015838t. pull out expert with 7 kids
>>350154131/3 of the time for sex initially sounds good.
>>35015773>as according to women I asked IRLlrn2read dumfuck
>>35015838You can always get pregnant, the odds are just lower during or right after the period. Sperm can live a lot longer inside the body than is typically believed, up to seven days in optimal conditions. Better safe than sorry imo.
>>35015846Why the fuck would you ever listen to what a girl says concerning relationships or sex?
genderdo you believe love is actually a thing?
>>35015784>>35015785its always funny when some men assume that women are totally incapable of perverse degeneracy.
>>35015851Balance of probabilities
>>35015615Yes. I shat today.
>>35015850F, sure it is, but a lot of the depictions of love in popular media are very romanticized, like depicting long term relationships as if the honeymoon phase never ends.
>>35015822oh i do percentages of random numbers all the time. sometimes i make myself do two digit multiplication while walking
I do a poo daily. Sometimes two poos
Jizzing inside femanon's fertile and disappearing from her life
>>35015852oh of course, the likelihood is still much less favorable.
>>35015843Nah I have zero kids and a vagina. >>35015847>up to 7 daysWhich is not long enough to last until she ovulates if they do it right after her period ends. I'm just saying if your cycle is regular and you time it right the drugs are unnecessary, and they're unpleasant and fuck with your hormones, if you can avoid taking them you should.
Forgetting certain and hitting post anyway
>>35015697Literally the most misogynistic fetish.>hey please hate me and bully me only as a woman for sexual purposes because I want thatOnly other gay men are into it. Women saying they're into that are all trans.
>>35015823I was hoping to hang out with a friend later, but he couldn't make it tonight, so we'll hang out next week instead.
>>35015848why would my mom lie to me
>>35015742I think I'd like >him to giggle squeakily while groping my boobies with both hands.
I bet there's at least one dude in this thread named something fucked up like "Adrian".
>>35015868I'm named after a popeat least he was cool after I read the history about him
>>35015790Yes. All of them.
>>35015865>lie to meWhy are you attributing malice? But sure, you go ahead and take your mommyβs advice for how to get laid.
>>35015808what if i promise to be nice
>>35015823I'm alt-tabbing between this tab and my project project. What else would I be doing?
>>35015850msure, but the jaded will never experience it unless they change
i truly believe that sexuality being a spectrum is largely illusory. when people think they are gay or bisexual it's largely because they see femininity/feminine aspects in femboys/trans. You are attracted to them because you see a girl with a dick. This is literally just how it works.I'm heterosexual but lean towards asexuality because I find the prospect of being with someone romantically or sexually to be disgusting.
>>35015873I'm shitposting my dudeThat said, if a woman straight up tells you she'd be fine with her guy fucking other women as long as shes number one, or that having sex with guys while you look for a serious bfs , thats so far away from the standard NPC messaging that I will take it as genuine. The average NPC foid will kvetch like crazy if someone suggests that women like sex for the sake of its own or are okay with sharing a good man.
>>35015874Why would I trust you. And you're not the only one here. Let it go.
>>35015880transgenderism and homosexuality are so obviously a choice it's insane
Sthould I text her?
>>35015861>Which is not long enough to last until she ovulates if they do it right after her period ends.Right but you can in theory always have a freak incident where you do get your period faster than expected and you won't be able to rule that out in advance.Granted you are talking to someone who went for an IUD specifically because a pill you could in theory forget did not feel safe enough to rely upon so I'm definitely on the more cautious end of the spectrum. And I totally agree that you should not just see plan B as a safety net for whenever you want to be sloppy with protection. But if she does want to do it just once to experience it, in her position I would double down. I have definitely taken it myself in a situation where it was not impossible but quite unlikely I had gotten pregnant. I would still rather deal with hormone fuckery and all that comes with it than an unwanted pregnancy.
Lads don't get a GF don't go long term and never ever ever ever get married lads can you hear me? I don't have much time... I found out the hard way boys, don't follow my path, heed my words and learn from my mistakes. Don't do it boys. Don't fucking do it. The foids they lied about the whole thing about wanting sex and pretending to enjoy dicks. It was all a ploy, they stop pretending to enjoy it after a few years and expect you to work and toil and be their golem. And if you speak out they threaten divorce to steal half your shit. I'm fucked lads, the foids got to me... Save yourself and run. Don't get caught in the black widow spider webs ! RUN!!
>>35015882im nosy sorry
>>35015885is she an ex? then no. Otherwise yes
>>35015832>>35015838Wouldnβt it make more sense to do it right BEFORE your period?
>>35015880I think you might just think that because you're asexual.I like masculine men and feminine women.
Gender do you yearn? when did you stop? why did you stop?
>>35015886>IUDWas it very painful?
>>35015890Not an ex.Thank you for the answer
Feeling very grossed out by sexuality right now.
>>35015880I don't see how it makes a difference. A lot of gay women enjoy seeing masculine considered traits (low voices, strength, being outdoorsy) and a lot of gay men enjoy seeing traditionally feminine associated traits (grace, vulnerability, youthful beauty) but that does not change they want to see those traits in their own sex and not the opposite sex. Or (if they're bi) that they can enjoy them both in the opposite sex and their own sex. A gay man might find his lover more feminine than any woman but that does not change his lover into a woman, those are still different things and homosexuality is only about the sex you are attracted to and not how those present or what draws you to them in practice.
>>35015897No one cares
>>35015373There's also a secret one called DarkTriadWomen, you needed voice verification of being female to join, but they've probably stopped doing that now that AI can fake voices.
>>35015886>can in theory I have NEVER had a period come earlier than expected, only later. I really wouldn't worry about this. Like 50% of pregnancies end in miscarriage often before she even realizes she was pregnant. >in her position, I would double down And I wouldn't do anything. We have different opinions that's fine.
>>35015897yours or othersbut yes sexually can be a very gross and messy thing, this is why ancient cultures often venerated more sentimental, romantic love as a "higher" nature.
Can you queer hawks please fuck off to /LGBT/? The thread is called ask the opposite gender, not ask the poly sexual Andro femboy tranny. Piss off
>>35015881>if a woman straight up tells you she'd be fine with her guy fucking other women as long as shes number oneWhat would worry me about this is if it comes from her own self-awareness. If sheβs repeating something she learned from a guy, sure. But self-aware deprecation would give me pause. Generally, chicks want a level self-delusion and/or be convinced. A girl who easily consigns herself to that unabated is kinda hoeish. A girl SHOULD hate not being the only one as a baseline personality.
>>35015891You can't guarantee that it's coming exactly when you expect it. What if you're two weeks later than you think you are and you're actually ovulating right now? That is impossible if you do it right after the period.
Men, do you have a penis?
>>35015373Frankly after looking int guycry for 20 minutes and feeling a wave of bleak depressino wash over me, I'm staying away form reddit as far as possible.People may talk shit about this cesspit, but reddit absolutely deserves its reputation as the greatest psyop shithole on the whole internet. I wouldn't believe anything I read on there. Its either lowest common denominator dissembling on the popular subs, or pure mental illness concentrate on the more fringe ones.
>>35015909it's 7.5' so I think it qualifies to be called dick
>>35015895The inserting, no, I mean there's the moment where they tell you to caught and they grip you on the inside and that just feels horrible. Painful but also just "wrong", deeply wrong. But that only lasts a few seconds overall and I would say the whole process of inserting it isn't a big deal, I had no pain afterwards and no painkillers of any kind during and it was totally doable and fine. (Though I'm sure how practiced the person inserting it can make a difference.) That said I have a copper IUD and that is no joke. I made a very deliberate decision because I am naturally pretty prone to depressive spells so I did not want anything associated with worsening that, but the first six months I was bleeding around half the month in practice. It's been in there for six years now and it definitely calmed down but my periods still last around seven days and my cycle is shorter too. I don't regret it, it has been tested for a long time and once in there you're protected for (in my case, I don't know if it differs but I don't think so) ten years, but when they say you bleed longer and harder they really mean it. Also currently taking extra iron because I developed a deficiency and have already been warned it can be a recurring issue with a copper IUD.
>>35015894FI don't. Yearning is useless. It doesn't DO anything except make you feel bad. Wanting things and thinking you have any chance of getting them leads to disappointment. Better to have low expectations and be pleasantly surprised.
>>35015906There was nothing self depreciating about it though? Its just how women see things, and my Chad friend confirm it. They value sex differently than men because its piss easy to get, but getting relationship stuff and a guy whom they can have enjoyable sex with, thats hard.
>>35015908I know when Iβm ovulating
>>35015917>tell you to caughtMeant *cough, obviously.
good morning atoga anons
>>35015903OthersI can't even really get turned on at the moment.
>>35015911Nta, i only ever go there for the comments. While most ops might be fake bait, the comments are not.
>>35015913>7.5 feetThat is a log
>>35015923It's evening, thoeverbeit
neener neener no one wants your peener
>>35015920Temperature tracking? Guessing based on discharge? Test strips? How are you achieving that? If you know exactly when you ovulate then do whatever you want but if you're not tracking then after the period is the obviously better choice imo.
>>35015906>A girl SHOULD hate not being the only one as a baseline personality.Yeah whistful thinking from nice guys is thankfully irrelevant in the real world of grown ups. Hate to tell you, but Disney movies have nothing to do with real life.
>>35015928its 2 pm ish my alarm didnt go off so 2pm is my morning time now for todayhow is ur evening going?
>>35015930Yea
>>35015919I donβt disagree with what a girl would be okay with, but thatβs not her natural state. Itβs something that has to be learned.
>>35015891Also possible but the other anon was right when she said periods being late is more common than periods being early. Easier to make a mistake.>>35015920I know some women either physically feel it happen or recognize the ovulation feeling every month, but I never feel ovulation happening and I only get a strong "wow I'm apparently ovulating now" feeling like once every three periods. I feel this is more common than recognizing it dead on every single time. I have also known women that simply never feel it, not directly nor from recognizing a certain mindset or general headspace.
>>35015925the comments were worse than the OP. The OP may be fake, but the comments are generally genuine sad creatures, freaks or the usual r*dditors whose entire personality is built around avoiding any sort of controversy whatsoever and having no edge at all to collect the most updoots. Like slimy eels who slime through your fingers when you try to grab them. Thats a reddit personality.
>>35015934Yea what
>>35015931We werenβt talking about girls liking to sleep around. Anon was specifically talking about girls who want to be number one to a guy.
>>35015913every moid in here is super hung wtf
It is my duty as a moid to warm up my cold foid
>>35015935On the opposite, as I said women don't value sex that high because only sex is available to them at any time and completely worthless. For example , one of my friends had an open relationship who was totally cool with him banging other girls. But when she heard that he made tea for another girl , she went ballistic. Because that was a "relationships gesture" to her, and THAT is valuable to women and felt taht it threatened her status as number one far more than dick in pussy .
>>35015937>the comments are generally genuine sad creatures, freaks or the usual r*dditors whose entire personality is built around avoiding any sort of controversy whatsoever and having no edge at all to collect the most updoots. Like slimy eels who slime through your fingers when you try to grab them.Lol yeah. The entertainment is in reading them. As if iβd ever make a reddit account.
>>35015880Nah, I'm a bisexual switch, especially when I'm high on drugs. I like strong dominant men, femboys, submissive women, dominant mommy women, everything.
>>35015943I want to touch >his warm penis.
>>35015944When a couple cheats: The man asks "Did you sleep with him"The woman asks "Do you love her "
>>35015944I get what youβre saying man and i agree. I just donβt think any dynamic like that is something a chick has ever come up with on her own.
the questions men ask women here are so creepy, you just know they have one hand on their dick while they're reading their responses
>>35015946Were you abused lol
>>35015936The only reason periods are early or late because the ovulation was early or late. What if you get your period and have sex, and then ovulate early?
>>35015950I literally never jerked off on /adv/
Women, why aren't you having children? Is the only way to raise birthrates really the removal of women's rights?
Is bone pressing a valid way to measure your penis? I'm 7inches, but only bone pressed.
>>35015950>femoids, what is the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?
>>35015950I just ask that's funny to me
>>35015850>do you believe love is actually a thing?M, yes, with a caveatFraud outnumbers the real thing by a lot. Its like all things in life; it started out as something real & good, & people ruined it. More people delude themselves about finding it than actually finding it, and all sorts of complicated situations with little details
>>35015953Just the erection then hentai for the fireworks.
>>35015941It's easy to lie. Niggas were claiming to have 6.5in girths
>>35015954my body is already subpar i dont wanna ruin it even more w children
femoids, what is the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?
>>35015954am in school
>>35015962i dont think so. we have a lot of dudes admitting they're manlets and crying itt. Dont men say height is all that matters? why wouldnt they lie about that too
>>35015952I mean I was the one suggesting she pairs it with plan B specifically for that scenario. But realistically, you should ovulate around 14 days before your next period which means that even if you have a super short cycle of 21 days, you would have to be incredibly unlucky for the sperm to stay alive and impregnate you within that time. Again though I am all for ruling out even the tiniest chances but it is not likely.
>>35015951I got groomed by my older female cousin, but I don't consider it abuse. I've also been watching porn since I was like 9. I just like making people feel as good as possible sexually, so I mirror what they want.
>not all men this and thatWhy would you goofs even talk to feminists? If a woman brings up feminist bullshit just end the conversation.
>>35015952NtaI've been getting periods for 20 years. It has NEVER been early. But it is regularly late.
sex wiyh a bih penis isn'y eveny good
>>35015966It's the new meta, lying about height is old news. Either that or 7 inches is actually just average and they aren't really hung at all, just normal.
>>35015954Do you hate single mom's on welfare or not? That's what would happen if I had a kid. You guys need to make up your minds.
>>35015941It's probably more so that the hung ones are the only ones openly announcing their size. Vocal minority and all that.
>>35015972Tue
>>35015950what would you like to be asked about friend
>>35015972Skill issue Or maybe I just have EDS
It would be funny if she did it and got pregnant
>>35015970>Why would you goofs even talk to feminists?>If a woman brings up feminist bullshit just end the conversation.Incels are addicted to feeling pissed off because it's more stimulating than depression
moids i need to go on a date to a shooting range
>>35015954Who would I reproduce with? Fat incels who think they deserve a virgin wife? Ill die a virgin thanks
>>35015986I have my own
>>35015986Why?
How does one cope with the fact that they've probably missed out on a love you only get when you're young and stupidAfter a certain age I feel like the people who haven't found someone are just the leftovers, the "better than nothing" option
>>35015986Too dangerous. We can play Counter-Strike at home.
>>35015986anon would you mind checking if the gun is loaded? Didnt see anything when i looked down the barrel
>>35015984Here i am just nodding while she prattles on about her feminist bullshit until i fuck her later that night then ghost her. Get gud fellas.
>>35015983It would be funnier if this one got pegged.
>>35015954If you want more women having children, including women in less stable circumstances (young, single, poor/unemployed, struggling mentally) you have to offer better resources. Childcare being free would make a huge difference, for example. Where I live there's a big housing crisis, it is not doable for virtually any family to have children on a single salary (assuming that would even be fine with those involved). But when both parents work, the woman is more inclined to postpone having children because she knows her career will take a hit and if she hasn't achieved a decently impressive CV before taking maternity leave, she will never get a decently paying job afterwards. Employers don't love to work with pregnant women or young mothers because if there's anything wrong with the child, you know she won't be at work. The same is not true for a man with a family because his wife is usually the one picking up the sick kid from school. I think a lot more women would have kids if they felt like if they were struggling, others would step in and help, be it their partner or other people. But most feel that will not be the case and then you need to reach a point where you feel confident that even if everything goes to shit, you could single-handedly secure a decent life for a child, before you feel like you can comfortably get pregnant.
>>35015990The point isn't to find any person, it's to find the right person
>>35015998Blah blah blah get back in the kitchen.
>>35016001Who's to say I'm not posting from the kitchen?
>>35016000Yeah I guess, but as you get older with more experience dating you get jaded, I don't want to be having feelings like some high schooler for someone who really would've preferred it if I was some other guy she used to date
>>35015990You can still find love with a stupid person your own age.
>>35016004Because I'm in there stealing your flour.
>>35015990>on a love you only get when you're young and stupid Most of those people will be rejoining the single population after 10 years or so. I kind of wish I hadn't dated at all during my 20s. Nothing to show for it but grudges and distrust. If I had found the "perfect" guy at age 23 I for sure would have ruined it very quickly so maybe it was for the best that they were all duds.
>>35015988r u srs? i'm so jelly. my dream is to have a big backyard to shoot guns in>>35015989because its fun. >>35015991>tfw don't have a single gun irl from csthis is a problem. >>35015992drop the mag and check the chamber u silly cat
