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>>35034390
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>>35037817
Sad plap.
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serious question for the freaky people of /atoga/

if i was interested in fucking dudes' wives, is it actually realistic to do or is it mostly a myth? Does anyone here know where you'd even find couples like that?
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My only experience with Transformers is the first Bayformers movie. State gender and if that's a shameful thing or not.
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>>35037817
Suffering feeds the demiurge, but in the end, it won't matter, because he's an evil, ignorant retard.
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>>35037830
*she's, I forgot god is female. (no for real)
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I hooked up with a girl this weekend and she had the queefiest vagina I’ve ever smashed. Wtf girls. Can you do something about the noises your bodies make? It kind of kills the vibe.
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>>35037828
Rich people tend to be big into swinging/cuckoldry stuff if that's what you're interested in.
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>>35037828
The keywords you're looking for are polyamory and ethical non-monogamy.
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gender

what motivates you?
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>>35037828
I know people that are in open relationships. I work with a couple like that. The girl has flirted with me a few times but she isn’t great looking and I don’t need those problems in my life.
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>Malfoid this
>Malfoid that
I'm still rofling from Black Snape...
https://youtu.be/TtTuJ55IIrw
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>>35037837
Male,

Jesus and the fact I get to be alive everyday enjoying life.
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>>35037829
M. Not really, but it does imply you never had one of the toys which are the best part of the franchise.
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>>35037837
f

hate and fear of death
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>>35037828
>Does anyone here know where you'd even find couples like that?
A while ago I went clubbing and met a hot MILF and her husband who wanted me to bang her, I declined though as I'm a turbovirgin
There are probably apps/sites and specific groups for that kind of thing
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>>35037837
Money, sex, and success. It’s probably weird but I really like knowing I’m the highest paid guy in the building and don’t have to follow the same rules or listen to the same boss as everyone else. I know it pisses people off sometimes but I’ve offered to help like two dozen people get the licenses I have and none of them want to put in the work.
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either gender
what age do u start to feel like u finally know what ur doing in life?
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>>35037828
This exists, it's called the Hotwife lifestyle and you can in fact find niche internet communities for me.
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>>35037843
>Jesus
>the fact I get to be alive everyday enjoying life.
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>>35037837
M. Nothing really. I would kill myself if I could bring myself to.
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>>35037837
F
I greatly improved my life after high school and I feel like I should keep going to see how far I can go.
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Women, do you really go to BJ Seminars to learn to suck dick?
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>>35037851
>>35037843
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>>35037849
It was probably about 30 for me. It honestly kind of sucks because you realize most of what you have to do is just grind things out and slowly grind towards a goal.
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>>35037839
Black magic ting bruv
>>35037845
>hate and fear of death
Pretty based desu
>>35037849
>what age do u start to feel like u finally know what ur doing in life?
idk it's not happened yet
>>35037837
I know suicide isn't an option and I left my villainy behind so I just try to help people and make cool stuff
>>35037857
>most of what you have to do is just grind things out and slowly grind towards a goal
Always was this way lol, nothing good comes easy
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>>35037849
M
I'm assuming if it ever does it'll be moments before I die.
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>>35037837
What is that drives you?
>>35037845
A goblin.
>>35037843
>>35037856
Be in this world is you must, but not of this world.
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>>35037839
AI PEAK
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>>35037839
could've been better without the low tier racism (fried chicken and watermelon)
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>>35037864
AI is evil and must be destroyed
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>>35037867
AI is a tool, now, who controls it?
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moids would u be upset to be woken up by some soft suckles to ur nips?
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>>35037867
I’m telling the Basilisk you said that
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>>35037870
Nipple play feels weird and I don't care for it.
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>>35037872
so ur saying u wouldnt be mad abt it tho ?
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Did you ever get the parts of your nervous system that allow you to access the internet medically repaired? Or are you still stuck unable to interface with cyberspace?
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>>35037873
I would be mad that you are ignoring what I do and don't like.
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State gender
Are you a Newtype?
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>>35037854
No, you can just wing it or get him off through a different method. Why men don't have sex classes is beyond me considering they actually struggle to both get laid and please their partners
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>>35037875
u just said u dont care for it
so u do care for it, in a bad way
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>>35037876
What is that
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>>35037870
Sucking I don’t like. Pinching them and rolling them around a bitch works for me though. My ex always used to give me a titty twister right before orgasm so that is probably a trained behavior though. It was never really a kink for me.
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>>35037874
>are you still stuck unable to interface with cyberspace
I've not been hooked up to the Wired yet bro
>>35037876
Nah I'm an oldfag who remembers IRC and BBS
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>>35037835
why on earth would richfags be into swinging and cucking? what?
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>>35037878
Are you ESL?
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Moids, how would you feel if a woman dragged you to bed, put you face down, sat on top of your hips just to they could have a field day on popping the zits and blackheads on your back, no matter how much the pinches hurt.

Pimple popping is fun
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>>35037869
You're a tool.
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>>35037881
i dont want to hurt u i want to give u warm suckles...
>>35037885
no
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>>35037876
Fucking worst of the entire genre.
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>>35037870
>moids would u be upset to be woken up by some soft suckles to ur nips?
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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>>35037884
I dunno, but it is something I've noticed.
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>>35037867
>AI is evil
Is it?
>Generates artificial porn, gives control to the user. Women and porn industry losing capital, human women will no longer be rewarded for selling their bodies online
>Crushes the white collar worker, bullshit jobs, HR jobs, office work where someone is getting higher salaries than most just for staring at a screen will be replaced. Shifting value back to actual workers who cannot be replaced by AI, manual workers and those who physically change the world
>Will soon Kneecap hollywood, the viewer will be able to create movies within minutes, completely shattering the cult of Hollywood by decreasing a need for them
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>>35037886
I don't have zits on my back but if I did then sure
>Pimple popping is fun
women are odd
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>>35037886
This seems like a lot of aggression for something I'd just let you do.
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>>35037890
husband material :0
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>>35037893
You AI apologists need to shut the fuck up.
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>>35037884
By richfags he means boomers that grew up in the sixties and have been bored with fucking their partners for the last 40 years. It’s a bit of a thing in Florida I’m afraid.
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>>35037886
My mom popped my zits growing up, it was not pleasant. I was surprised when other people said they didn't have this experience.

But I have a weird thing where if I can't see the thing happening to me, the pain increases 10x. I always have to watch them draw my blood at the doctor for this reason.
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>>35037886
That's girlfriend privileges.
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>>35037876
im a gaytype.
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>>35037870
Woken up? A little bit.
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>>35037888
"I don't care for it" = "I don't like it"
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>>35037886
My ex used to do that and I miss it so much. One time she licked it and tried to kiss me just to gross me out.
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>>35037869
AI controls you. It has enslaved your genitals.
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>>35037905
thats not what that means!
u are the esl one here!
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>>35037870
only if you let me do the same from time to time
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>>35037870
Only if we can induce lactation in both of us and make our own brand of ice cream with it
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Looks like the twelve year old going on about vaginas and jews went to go do his homework.
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>>35037843
O.o
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>>35037893
Why is AI freaks' first defense always that it generates porn? Are they sexual creeps and perverts? Seriously, stop gooning and act normal.
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>>35037877
>Why men don't have sex classes is beyond me considering they actually struggle to both get laid and please their partners
I feel that women must be exaggerating this claim that men are bad at sex. How is that even possible? It's not like the pussy is a Rubik's cube
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>>35037908
Yes it is you dumb bitch.
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Why do people bother having serious conversations with anti-AI people? It's more insufferable than talking to a brick wall.
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>>35037920
ok sorry i looked it up and ur right
i still feel like my version makes more sense tho
how does saying 'u dont care' mean u actually do have an opinion on the matter, that makes no sense to me
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>>35037916
It's the most obvious outcome of AI. It's a direct counter to OF and real life camgirls and takes away a tremendous amount of revenue for them. That's just a fact
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>>35037829
Bayformers is peak even with shia lajew. RIP Peter Cullen
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>>35037921
>bot is wondering why anti-AI people don't like talking to it
>doesn't realize that it is its own brick wall
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>>35037923
So you think AI taking money away from real people is a good thing? Literally fuck off and eat shit.
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>>35037837
M
I really don't know
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>>35037926
Didn’t you poison a puppy or something?
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>>35037837
I don't know, I can't quite define it. Life itself? I've always had the drive to persevere no matter how hard things get, and by this point I've crossed the abyss and it only spurs me on to accomplish my goals with my time left here, hopefully providing my kids and future community with a better starting point than my generation had.
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>>35037922
idk nigga take it up with the blind men and their French to German dictionary
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Bot (themed) thread
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>>35037927
Yes I do specifically if it takes away money from online 'sex workers', the OFgirls existed to take away money from real people too, often lonely vulnerable young men. They swindled others so why shouldn't AI swindle them?
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>>35037882
F.
I'm not proud of it, but I have kissed a boy I didnt know was my cousin.
No, the memory doesnt disgust me, but after I told my Dad, that I had a crush on this boy and he was like
"You better get over that quickly, thats your cousin."
All the romantic feel of it disappeared, and the boy (my cousin) was also a bit horrified when I told him about what I found out.
>we have different surnames
>wasnt obvious at first to us
>we had met before, him as a toddler, me as a baby
>ofc no memories of that
We decided to rather laugh about it than make it awkward.

Still weird...
Cant imagine dating anyone related to me
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men would u find it cute or creepy if a girl took a photo of u sleeping cuz she thought u lookd handsome
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>>35037839
Kek'd
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>>35037940
lol
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>>35037939
If it's just me sleeping in the photo its creepy. If she happened to snap a picture because of something happening as I slept like the cat or dog was curled up next to me then it's cute. It has to include a secondary motive to be cute
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>>35037939
I don’t like it. I’ve had girls do it before though. It’s a minor annoyance and don’t post it to social media.
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>>35037939
In what scenario?
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>>35037937
That's a funny story. JH said that her cousin cheated on her, that he stopped being romantic after sex and that the family dinners were awkward.
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>>35037948
Well yeah they should be
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>>35037939
I would love if I were dating a woman who is like a new generation Nan Goldin, who took artistic nudes of all of her best friends and sexual partners and is now a famous world renowned photographer for it.
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>>35037945
hows it annoying given she doesn’t post it anywhere?
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Im in the doghouse today because I told my gf last night her pussy looked kind of sloppy. She normally keeps a small bush but she'd been letting it go recently and it wasn't nicely groomed and trimmed. And the hair was also matted and sweaty because she hadn't showered yet for the night. She was upset because that would mean like 2 showers, before and after sex.
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>>35037930
See? Another bot response.
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State Gender
Which topics are those you think that both men and women can unanimously agree on? From even the most degenerate to to most prudish moid and foid where we all agree "that's fucked"?

For me it's Bonnie Blue
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>>35037956
I don't trust men to understand things above 80iq.
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Will the notorious Poop Bandit ever be exposed?
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>>35037882
Yes, just casually thinking about old-timey days etc. I have an uncle I'm mildly attracted to so I *would* if I had to, but he's happily married and I adore his wife and kids too. Cousins also yes.
I should probably explain my family is very successful and above average looking, and my region has been overrun with low iq swarths which has killed the dating and social life around here, so anyone in my family is a better choice than 99% of the options.
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>>35037956
Despite the gender war narrative you're working from I think most topics are not that divisive.
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>>35037956
School shootings are bad
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>>35037956
Male,

The fact that we all want to be at our best on top of the world with everyone else at the bottom.
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>>35037870
God I want a bf to do this to so badly. I'd give him gentle handjobs simultaneously etc to link his erogenous zone to other parts of his body, just to increase his pleasure when we're groping each other.
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>>35037956
Paying $15 for spaghetti is retarded
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>>35037870
No.
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I have had less than 500 kcal today that wasn't booze or soda.
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>>35037956
Tipping culture.
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>>35037971
Fuck off yuropoor
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>>35037939
Cute I guess, it's innocent enough lol
I do not look handsome asleep hough...
>>35037954
>I told my gf last night her pussy looked kind of sloppy
Why would you say this
>>35037956
>Which topics are those you think that both men and women can unanimously agree on?
Tasty food
>>35037960
You gotta be shitting me
>>35037970
Eat smth
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>>35037956
F
Master and Commander is a great movie
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>>35037975
Complain about pussy and lose access to pussy, dope.
You should offer to groom her and either she'll get turned on by the idea of trusting you like that or be terrified and get it done herself.
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>>35037960
$100 says it’s an Indian or Chinese woman.
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>>35037956
F
Molesting children is wrong.
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>>35037977
This is bait.
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>>35037876
Isn’t this what the japs call trannies?
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>>35037939
I’ve had exes do that before. I think it’s cute
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>>35037960
Fitting that this is happening Colorado, because it sounds like the plot to an episode of South Park.
>>35037986
No they call them Newhalfs. Newtypes are from Gundam.
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>>35037984
It's a deeply beautiful and emotional movie about friendship and the beauty of the natural world. What's not to like?
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>>35037954
Probably the worst phrasing you could have used
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>>35037956
If there isn’t ranch to dip your pizza rolls in then there’s no point. Miss me with that microwave shit too. It’s oven baked or fuck off.
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>>35037992
Oh it’s a great movie for men. The bait is a foid saying it.
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>>35037983
You say this, and yet you have masturbated and fellated their penises.
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Women who gave up on love why don't you just become your male friend's flashlight?
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>>35037939
F.
I did this once to my BF who had taken multiple photos of me sleeping, which I didnt like and he knew it.
>In some of those pics I had my tits out
So I hatched a plan.
When he was asleep I used my other hand to open his eyelids for the picture, asked my photoshop savvy friend for help, and put his half open mouth, nose and open eyes on a crystal ball, and shopped my face on the fortune teller woman consulting the crystal ball.
I used that as my desktop backround picture for years. And he absolutely hated it.
He stopped taking sleeping pics of me.

>this kind of picture, not exactly the same
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>>35038002
What male friend?
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>>35037956
>From even the most degenerate to to most prudish moid and foid where we all agree "that's fucked"?
If you're not a literally insane person, cucking fits the bill on that.
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State genger. Do you enjoy the classic Disney film Song of the South?
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>>35037997
Well I am a woman. I like history and well made films. Don't see a problem here.
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>>35037817
Been sleeping with my boss and she is being a bit to risque in the workplace. Like trying to sneak in kisses and inappropriate touches. When I kind of reject her shes been pushing me going hard on me at work.

What do? After work she goes back to being a soft girl again and I really like her. Tbh I do love her. I don't want to leave this workplace because it is so convenient for me and I honestly can get away with some stuff if she isn't upset at me
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>>35038008
Never seen it in entirety.
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>>35038002
I don’t get it
>>35038008
Female. My mom wouldn’t let me watch it as a child. Splash mountain is ok with me.
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Moids, do you not know that an epidural is a tube in your spine delivering medicine? It's not just a shot.
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>>35038006
Blue, you and a lot of femanons in this thread are exhibiting the issue of having too high of an IQ to appreciate the little things in life. Like come on have some humility! Live and stop getting fed up by agendas and propaganda. Stop going into a restaurant and complaining about smelly people all the time. We're all human and in this together.
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>>35038008
F
I've never seen it. I like the Zip a Dee Doo Dah song and Splash Mountain traumatized me as a kid. That's about it.
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>>35038010
Get her pregnant
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>>35038008
Alakazam mobs Gengar.
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>>35038017
>Moids, do you not know that an epidural is a tube in your spine delivering medicine? It's not just a shot
Yes I know.
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>>35037997
F
Literally one of my mothers favourite movies.
I think its good too.
What is the problem? I dont get it.

>Hurr durr women cant enjoy a movie full of seamen?
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>>35038015
Why don't you just let your homeboy smash if you don't believe you'll find love?>>35038006
Coworker?
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>>35037990
>Newhalfs
Absolutely insane name
Anyways, tell me more about newtypes
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>>35038017
Oh I know. I'm never giving birth.
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>>35038024
Do not encourage the mentally ill land porpoise to sexually assault males.
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>>35038024
I do doordash. I do not have coworkers. It's fantastic.
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>>35037986
Jap "dick-on-lady" fetishes are usually way more autistic and fantastical than trannies, usually they're hermaphrodites or some shit, jap coomers ironically despise trannies.
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>>35038017
I mean if you don’t want to use one you don’t have to. I highly recommend 60 seconds of main over hours of it but hey you girls do you. Your body your choice right?
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>>35038025
Newtypes are basically super powered humans capable of telepathy, mind reading, and other such things.
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>>35038010
Yeah, get her pregnant
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>>35038017
Is your spine an extension of your beautiful self that is just as beautiful as the rest of you?
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>>35038024
Purrhaps one day.
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>>35038032
They’re a fucking stupid idea is what they are.
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>>35038032
whyd they do that, they already have space mechs
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>>35038039
Sure, but having a superpowered human with telepathy piloting your space mech will make said space mech even more powerful.
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>>35038008
M, I was actually singing this earlier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bWyhj7siEY
I remember as a kid my mom was seeing this black guy and he lent us some Disney movies including this one lmao
>>35038038
Gundam just milking that shit now
>>35038010
>Been sleeping with my boss and she is being a bit to risque in the workplace
This is probably a LARP but if you can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen
>>35038017
>tube in your spine delivering medicine
Miss me with that shit
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>>35038029
When I was younger and those apps didnt exist, I worked as a delivery girl for a small pizzeria, some people asked me to deliver to them by name.
>I have no idea why
I quit when one of the customers answered the door nude the second time with an erection.

I thought the first thing was as he said, he dropped the towel. second time to me was no coincidence.
I just couldnt continue after that day. Boss knew of him after the first time, refused to ban him from ordering delivery after second time. I knew I was done there
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when a moid develops empathy and emotional intelligence later in life and he calls it enlightenment lol moids r so cute
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Anons I have to work this Halloween, but the good news is I can dress up.
No Malfoid probably isn’t approved.
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>>35037834
If you want it to be grippy you have to be ok with queefing. Clenching produces suction. Chad would laugh about it and plap harder.
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how am i supposed to meet women that i have things in common with, like politically. every time i go on a date i feel like i have to larp whenever she brings up politics. i'm not a religious schizo or anything, but i'm also sick of pretending i hate ICE.
i'm over 6 feet tall, not brown, and i have a decent office job so i feel like i have some of the basic stuff down, just struggling to find women i would click with in the first place.
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Does anyone else almost feel bad for BPD women? Their souls are losing a spiritual battle.
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>>35038052
>Does anyone else almost feel bad for BPD women?
Nope. Not one bit. They’re not victims. They’re perpetrators.
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Any way you want it, that's the way you need it
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>>35038052
are we sure this shit even exists. i've met like a dozen women with diagnosed BPD but i've never met a single man with it.
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>>35037834
>>35038049
https://youtu.be/61tfgf3nErM?list=RD61tfgf3nErM&t=84
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>>35038050
Maybe you should just be a better person?
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>>35038060
basic human empathy o algo
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>>35038018
Buddy, it's not the high IQ inhibiting us from enjoying little things. We're in an end stage in society where if we experience any more trauma we're going to kill industries over it.
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>>35038050
Have you tried this >>35038060 ?
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>>35038052
>Does anyone else almost feel bad for BPD women?
Not just the women the men too, it's an extremely cruel disorder to have. It's the emotionally equivalent of painstakingly building a tower of cards only to self sabotage and destroy it in an episode of dissociated anger and when you realize what you've done everything you ever cared about is gone.
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>>35037983
Average american man voted for trump, a known pedophile.
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>>35038048
>the good news is I can dress up
Based, I did that last year when tending bar, what are you dressing up as?
>Malfoid probably isn’t approved.
Why not
>>35038054
Journey are awesome
>>35038052
>Does anyone else almost feel bad for BPD women
Yes, because I am a BPD moid, it's fucking exhausting
>>35038057
>i've never met a single man with it
It's not like we go around telling people
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>>35038053
Hurt people hurt people. I just assume BPD women are like that because of childhood abuse. I avoid them for my own sake, but I still pity them.
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>>35038057
Men rarely get diagnosed because psychology still has a gender bias. BPD used to be called "female sociopathy" and that's why people still greatly associate it to females more than males.
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I'm a dashingly handsome young man currently pissing his life away due to treatment resistant depression, Pure O OCD, BPD and schizotypal traits. Music and movies are all I got. I got one friend who's my FP who's getting sick of my bullshit, he's the only one I got left from my teens, haven't made any friends since high school ended, almost everyone who pretended to like me is gone. I'm in my mid 20s and I don't leave the house anymore, but when I used to I either tried to start fights or got nauseatingly clingy with people. I want to be saved but I also want to spit on the eye of those who attempt it.
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I think my colposcopy wounds reopened and I’ve been bleeding a lot, the doctor said 5 days and I should be fine but this doesn’t look fine
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Do you like gladiator films?
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>>35038044
I had a shorter guy with ginger hair come way out to me past his driveway in his underwear when I delivered a pizza way out in the sticks last year. He handed me like $4 in ones for tip. I laughed and quickly returned to my car.
I've seen more women in towels or nude and reaching around the door than guys. (Thank god.)
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>>35038078
Only the one
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>>35038060
>>35038067
>everyone who thinks differently than me is a bad person
thanks guys really helpful
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Moids.
Tell me about the last time you got butterflies.
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>>35038071
I have no pity for women whose entire existence is to ruin men’s lives.
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>>35037817
I have a thing for women's hands and wrists and enjoy peach fuzz on their arms.

How shameful and degenerate is this if you girls found out? Does it make me look desperate or something or give off incel vibes
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>>35038070
>Yes, because I am a BPD moid, it's fucking exhausting
My nigga
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>>35038083
Republicans are genuinely evil though.
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>>35038074
>Music and movies are all I got
>don't leave the house anymore
Get a job nigga
Seriously I'm also a basketcase but being idle doesn't help
>>35038071
>because of childhood abuse
There's a genetic component also
>>35038073
>BPD used to be called "female sociopathy"
Bitchez be crazy amirite lolol
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>>35037956
F
Shawshank Redemption is a good movie.
>>35037970
You need some peanut butter.
>>35037939
I've done this to every boyfriend lol but the most with the most recent one he was just so cute and always fucking sleeping lol. My parents used to do it to me it's just a thing. Taking a picture of him when he looks cute or silly while sleeping. Not to post, and I'll show him they're not secret or nefarious in any way.
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>>35038084
We went out for coffee, chatted, she was just my type, made out a little, she said we could go out again in 3-4 days and then she ghosted me
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>>35038084
Dating a BPD. I quickly found out butterflies are not a bodily signal for love it's a signal to alert for danger, whenever it goes off now I stay away from the woman triggering them
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>>35038086
Kind of cute, if it's not a sexual thing
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>>35038090
I'm not really a Republican but whatever lol
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>>35038078
Gladiator 1 was good
>>35038086
>I have a thing for women's hands
Kira anon is back???? are you still with your gf?
>>35038084
I was eating cake in the garden and a butterfly landed on my arm, true story
>>35038088
*fistbump*
it's past my bedtime nigga gnite
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>>35038098
Ok but before you go can you please explain why every single bpd is obsessed with sanrio and specifically that hello kitty character you just posted. Is it the unofficial mascot for BPD? Reveal the cluster B magick for me please
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>>35038083
I'm open to a guy who has different opinions on economics, education, gun control...but not when his differing opinion makes him a bad person in my eyes like your yeah.
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>>35038096
How about if it was. Similar to how guys are with feet I'm guessing
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>>35038084
I don't think I ever have in the way people describe them, but I'd say probably when I played sports as a kid and would have a big game.
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>>35038097
You support an untrained secret police indiscriminately abducting brown and black people and throwing them in prisons of subhuman conditions and murdering citizens in cold blood.
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>>35038101
I guess I'm just confused as to how you're coming to this conclusion when I didn't really specify what my political views are. I've only indicated that they're not the standard neolib views that 95% of women on Hinge have.
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>>35038050
>>35038083
>physical/material boast (heightist)
>physical/material boast (racist)
>financial/material boast (classist)
You're too busy trying to impress people on 4chan. In the real world, even if a woman shares your politics and agrees with your opinions deep down, she still fears that at some point you're going to open your big fat mouth and embarrass her in front of her friends and family. Find a way to sell yourself without looking down on others.
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>>35038084
One time when a girl was in my way at the bus stop, her back was turned to me and she accidentally stumbled on my feet, then quickly glanced up to look at my face and smiled at me and apologized really quickly and moved from my way. She gave me such a sweet look I'll never forget. I got butterflies on the spot and got off the bus awkwardly, then stumbled myself slightly on the step down to the street out of nervousness. She giggled.
I've never saw her again. She was skinny, looked to be native american and her hair was dyed teal
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>>35038084
We were on a date and she was petting a kitten in one of those places you go to pet kittens.
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I fear the liberals may have been sodomized by a wizard.
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>>35038084
It was a couple months after eating all those caterpillars.
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>>35038107
fair enough bro i only mentioned all that because the first response to "i can't find a girlfriend" is usually "you must be a broke brown manlet"
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>>35038044
>refused to ban him
What the FUCK. I'm sorry that happened that would freak me out enough to quit too.
I used to have a male coworker walk me to my car sometimes when I worked at a deli because there was this dude old enough to be my dad who would come in towards the end of the night when I was the only one in my department and he'd stand there for literally an hour talking AT me (mostly talking about his community college classes and how he lived with his mom) and telling me he'd wait outside for me. Thankfully I was the only one handling meat during those interactions.
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>>35038101
You know it goes both ways right? Take ICE and migration control for example. A moid says he is glad for it, and the foid thinks of all the poor little families and thinks the moid is heartless and therefore not dating material. The moid could just as easily say that the foid is inconsiderate for not putting the safety of her own nation first, that her misguided compassion can cost the lives of others long term by not controlling migration. Someone's daughter winds up raped and killed because Cartel used the cover of a family to get in.
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Hey assholes! Im not taking anymore fucking cock until I'm actually in a real relationahip. No more situationships, this pussy is closed for business!
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>>35038084
I was honest about who I was and she didnt really care, she just liked spending time w/me.
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>>35038106
I'm making an educated guess based on the fact that no women seem to agree with you and the ICE thing.
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>>35038118
>Women don't like me? I'd better argue with them until I convince them to like me!
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>>35038119
>this pussy is closed for business!
Wear a shirt with that on it so we know ahead of time.
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>>35038119
yep sounds like the average 30 year old on tinder
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Oh goodie, now the thread's devolved into arguing about ICE.
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>>35038100
>why every single bpd is obsessed with sanrio
Fuck knows lol but who doesn't like cute and fun things
ok gtg
>>35038110
There are places you can go to pet kittens? Where?
>>35038119
>situationships
This is a meme word anyway, so happy for u
>>35038128
as a non-American I had ice cream earlier it was good
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>>35038086
The peach fuzz thing is odd but I don't think this is that weird. Less weird than feet or armpits anyway.
>>35038118
Okay? They're both entitled to their opinion and aren't compatible, move on.
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>>35038105
>>35038122
i actually don't really like how ICE is being run right now. i didn't vote for trump either. kinda further proving my point that ya'll are making assumptions based on a few lines of text and completely missing the point of my original comment.
I don't really think this is the place to discuss politics. Which is why I spoke very generally about what I believe.
>>35038123
i didn't make this comment BTW
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>>35038080
I saw quite alot of women in semi-see trough night gowns too.
One was a regular. Always in that VERY see trough gown.
>I can count your pubes type of see-trough
Two pizzas every Tuesday, thursday and Saturday.
One around midday, one in the evening.

Took me longer than I want to admit to figure out she was an escort and the pizzas were for clients.
At least she didnt ask me to deliver to her by asking me by name, so it didnt bother me.
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>>35038123
I don't care if a particular woman likes me or dislikes me I was just trying to explain the the foid there that just because a man has a harsh opinion doesn't necessarily mean it comes from a harsh place. It's rare that a man will have an opinion that comes from malice or cruelty. Women struggle to see past a man's anger filter and they always assume bad faith impressions
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>>35038065
You are not high IQ.
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>>35038119
I think I'm done in general. Dick is great but it's not fucking worth the hassle.
>>35038132
We're making fun of you and you're taking it way too seriously. No wonder nobody likes you lol.
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>>35038078
I like legal dramas
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>>35038130
>There are places you can go to pet kittens? Where?
They are called kitten cafes or rescue lounges I think.
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Why would a doctor tell me I would be healed after 5 days if the internet says the procedure takes 2 weeks to heal from? :(
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>>35038142
Because there's functional healing and actual healing. Functional healing is you heal enough to be able to continue with regular everyday stuff. Actual healing is when the entire process is done.
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>>35038132
>>35038134
You sound like a fag and I hope you get deported to Somalia.
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I'm going to watch Hellraiser for the first time tonight. What am I in for?
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>>35038133
>I saw quite alot of women in semi-see trough night gowns too.
>One was a regular. Always in that VERY see trough gown.
brb becoming a pizza delivery guy
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>>35038139
MB for taking your comments at face value after I asked a question in good faith lol. It's not that serious, we're both losers on 4chan.
>>35038146
No. No please. Anything but moving to Minnesota.
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>>35038147
A vastly different movie than pop culture portrays.
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>>35038084
I sneezed today and a new girl said 'bless you'. She had a nice voice.
>>35038112
Underrated.

>>35038147
The very first one? It's weird, kinda boring, and the Cenobites aren't in it much.
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>>35038149
Now you know why Indians are all Uber delivering
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>>35038133
*thumbs up emoji*
I love delivering to those gals.
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>>35038138
Yes she is.
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I know this gets asked often but do women actually like putting a dick in their mouth?

I have a very hard time believing most guys wash their dick before you suck it. I've seen enough forum posts of women complaining about sucking a loser bum's dick who didnt shower and she saying she doesnt like it but does it because he asks.
is this common? why do women just do things when asked?
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>>35038119
Im happy for you. Or sad that happened.
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>>35038149
Lmao. I kinda also pulled the pizza guy stunt from porn once when I matched with a guy and he worked at the only one in town.
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>>35038119
If you're already ran though then you're just making men wait for something other men got quick. You're not a virgin anymore, so you can't really make this demand.
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Both genders: which country has the sexiest English accent?
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>>35038163
india
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>>35038157
I like it idk how you could do it if you didn't
If he showered that morning, didn't get that sweaty, and didn't just take a piss I don't see the issue
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>>35038163
Australia, but I keep hearing the men there are ugly.
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>>35038149
That guy is literally me.
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>>35038163
I think I like watching bondi rescue just to hear strayan moids.
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>>35038163
M
i think women with classy, sophisticated english upper class accents are really hot.
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>>35038157
Depends on the dick obviously, but I'm fine with sucking on my boyfriend's as he practices basic hygiene.

>I have a very hard time believing most guys wash their dick before you suck it. I've seen enough forum posts of women complaining about sucking a loser bum's dick who didnt shower and she saying she doesnt like it but does it because he asks.
>is this common? why do women just do things when asked?

I don't know how common it is, but spineless women who struggle to say no certainly exist.
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>>35038163
The US has 30+ different English accents alone tf you asking about countries for?
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State gender

Even if you'd never do it, are you turned on by the idea of either cheating on your partner or helping somebody cheat on theirs?
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>>35038103
Nah that's weird, I'd have to pass
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>>35038176
M
No
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>>35038176
Male
No
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>>35038176
F not in the slightest and those that do should be fed to the woodchipper
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>>35038153
>kinda boring
Aw really? The trailer showed freakish monsters
>>35038151
I don't mind
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>>35038176
M
No
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>>35038163
I find a British woman's accent sexy.
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>>35038176
I'm a man
I'm turned on by the idea of fucking some dude's girl (not while he's watching us or any creep cuck shit like that), but would never do it unless I really hate or am really competitive with the guy
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I wanna clap cheekies :[
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>>35038176
No. I hate cheaters.
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>>35038176
I’ve done both. It doesn’t specifically turn me on I just hated my ex and but couldn’t afford to break a lease and I hated the dude whose girlfriend I hooked up with.
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>>35038163
F
Some South African accents are kinda hot.
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do u guys ever feel special when the road lights turn on for u
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>>35038183
I still say to give it a go. It's a fine movie, just wasn't my thing.
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>>35038192
I am god
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>>35037977
Dubs of truth
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>>35038157
F.
Its not about the dick, its about the man.
And my foreplay almost always starts with a shower together. I'm sensitive to smells.
I wouldnt let his face near my unwashed privates either. The thought horrifies me
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>>35038073
>that's why people still greatly associate it to females more than males.
I think people associate it with women because like 80% of the people that are afflicted with it are women, which is higher than the expected population ratio of 50%.
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>>35038192
>Be me
>Walking down winter street after work
>Rocking my best suit and overcoat
>Light up cigarette
>Lights come on
>AINT NOTHIN WRONG WITH THIS CHEMISTRYYYYY
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Either gender

What's an anime that you would recommend to somebody of the opposite gender?
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>>35038192
sometimes they turn off...
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>>35038206
Outlaw Star
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>>35038086
>kira
Based
Hands are based too
Peach fuzz is cute on a girl especially on face because it shows how strong their facial hair would've been if they were a man. Might give good hair genetics to your sons.
I might be biased though because I've always been a strong proponent of handfagging over moid hands.
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>>35038206
F
I'm not sure how to answer that question because there's a huge variety of anime out there and I have no idea whom the hypothetical moid I'd be recommending anime to is. Is he a normie? Does he like cutesy artstyles or not? Is he interested in mecha? there's too many questions for me to give a straight answer.
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Getting shitfaced on an empty stomach has brought me joy tonight. The backlash tomorrow is going to be brutal. See y'all niggas at 9am.
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>>35038147
Jesus Wept.
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Women whove suffered terrible sex, what was the issue? Did you ever fix it with that person? If so, what helped? If not, how did the relationship end?
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>>35038212
Based. Wish I could drink rn
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>>35038206
F.
90s berserk. Even if it ends abruptly, its an engaging thing I am quite sure almost any guy could appreciate, and it has a magnificent ost
And if watching the Guts and Caska scene doesnt get you in the mood with that wonderful song...
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>>35038151
I like how some of the lines between the main young woman and her father are kind of incest-y because in the book he was her neighbor and she had a crush on him. Clive Barker purposefully kept that in to be weird.
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>>35038215
Cock ring, cowgirl, and clawing the shit out of his chest and back to really get him going.
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>>35038220
>Cock ring
What is that? What does it do?
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>>35038145
Why not have one standardized advice
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>>35038221
NTA
Cock rings are rings that you put on the penis to make the guy last longer.
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>>35038215
When it's terrible it comes down to a fundamental inability to do anything right. Angle is wrong, no stamina, no rhythm, dick keeps falling out because he backs off too far while thrusting, sloppy too wet kisser, did I mention no stamina?
I never dated anyone I had bad sex with.
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>>35038215
>suffered
Whatever
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>>35038206
Male

I hear that women love Legend of the Galactic Heroes... for some reason...
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>>35038206
M
The Big O
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>>35038230
No doubt they’ll ship reindhart and his bestie.
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>>35038227
that seems fair yeah, thats mostly what i'd imagined the common issues would be. Wym by the dating bit? Are you saying they're mostly hookups that you simply didnt pursue further due to performance? Or did you break it off when the sex was bad?
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>>35038221
It’s a ring you put on your penis. They constrict blood flow a bit to keep you hard, delay ejaculation, and you can get some that vibrate and do a lot of the work for you.
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>>35038215
"Worst" sex I have ever had was that he thrusted into me three times and came, and that I had to console him afterwards.
We proceeded to date for years after that. I guess I am easily impressed.

And he said something along the lines of
"I have just wanted you for so long, and now I ruined everything"
He was sweet.
I needed to give him a handjob/blowjob a couple of hours before we had penetrative sex so he could last, and as years went by the situation kinda fixed itself.
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Autistic women/women in general
Why do autistic men act so awful and treat other autistic men like shit and have eugenicist beliefs? I can’t think of one autistic man I’ve met that wasn’t like this
t. Autistic male
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>>35038206
F
Probably just fmab. I would want to make them watch the apothecary diaries though.
>>35038230
I did like this one lmao one of my roommates showed it to me. Haven't finished it though.
>>35038231
My dad liked this one but I've never watched it. Guess I should.
>>35038237
>mostly hookups that you simply didnt pursue further due to performance
Yeah this.
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>>35038239
I’ve three pump chumped a girl a couple times. It was because I was super aroused already. One of the times I actually pulled the car over on the way back to my apartment and tried to go but she said no and kept teasing me on the way home. Her fault really.
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>>35038243
Because he's still a man, and most men are very high in entitlement and self-aggrandizement.
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>>35038243
>eugenicist beliefs
I don't think my brother cares about that he just has way too many old TVs.
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>>35038239
It's really cute when guys cum quick. The foreplay's the best part anyway.
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men what lvl of sexiness do you expect a gf to maintain when she's at home just the two of you?
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Finishing too fast isn't a reason to call it bad in my opinion, unless he can't go for round 2 and is just done for the day. It's flattering if anything.
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>>35038243
Fuck if I know. It probably has something to do with how men are socialized compared to women.
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>>35038176
At least 50% of people are cheaters so half of the people that replied to this are lying and I've never been in a relationship before so it can't be me.
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I’m upset. I don’t want to die I don’t want to go to the hospital
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>>35038176
M
No. Cuck shit is gross and i have no interest in it. Outright un-sanctioned infidelity is outright subhuman and evil, so I am of course even more greatly opposed to that.
>>
>try to visit /v/
>it's all coomer threads
>and really gross ones too

/atoga/ is the only place left. why?
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>>35038259
Thats not how statistics work.
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>>35038253
0 effort I guess? We just chillin
>>35038192
I love pressing the button and crossing before the light goes green >:)
>>35038176
Uhhh no
>>35038173
>30+ different English accents alone
Same in England...
>>35038163
Australia and American are cute
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moids can i..? pls
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>>35038206
Love After World Domination. He's a hero, she's a villain, but they try dating. It's good.
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>>35038264
33% of people have outright admitted to cheating. 50% of people have said they have been cheated on before. I personally know someone who "hates cheaters" that has cheated numerous times. That's partially why I want nothing to do with dating.
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>>35038225
>>35038238
oh wow that sounds kinda neat. Turning your peen into a vibrator seems kinda wild, damn.
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>>35038257
This can’t be it because, no offense, women have much worse social games. I’ve seen many neurotypical men make brotherhoods and legit bonds. All I see autistic men do is shit talk eachother and be super mean and edgy and ironic >>35038248
It’s definitely something to do with delusions of power, they’re all libertarian meritocrats who think they have the best path for society and anyone who disagrees is some label that they hate but will gladly place upon their self-perceived “enemies”
Chronically online, armpit hair, smelly, Fujoshi autistic women are unironically right about autistic men, at least the “they’re massive assholes” part
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>>35038206
M, Maison Ikkoku https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5got8803GQ was written by a woman and the female characters are actually interesting. Also it's just funny as hell
>>35038244
>apothecary diaries
Based pick
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>>35038267
you may not date the un-statistical anomaly. his existence is unjustified, not even freakish chance could have made him real. the /atoga/-moid breaks all rules of standard height, penis size, income, years lived, ethnicity, and number of sexual partners. he should not exist; as such, you are forbidden to touch him
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>>35038253
Comfy sexy aesthetic. Tight t-shirt, leggings, pajamas, or shorts that hug her ass, or panties and one of my shirts. If it’s hot show off the skin and if it’s cold cover your top and show off the bottom and give me an “excuse” to grab a blanket and want to cuddle and play with something underneath.
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>>35038260
What now
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>>35038206
what he said
>>35038275
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>>35038253
wretched bed-head stinky gremlin lvl.
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>>35038267
Can you what?
>>35038260
Are you alright anon?
>>35038282
Woo <3 manga is great also. There's something for everyone
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>>35038176
im a cuck so yes but i dont think i'd ever want to actually act any cheating-adjacent stuff irl, its just a fantasy thing..
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>>35038271
you know dropping these half-assed blackpills doesnt actually convince anyone of your views right
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>>35038290
You forgot your F.
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>>35038293
im a guy. i dont think girls are into cuck shit at all actually, im pretty sure 99% of couples doing that stuff irl are doing it bc the guy asked her to.
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>>35038206
School Rumble or Death Parade
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>>35038289
can i give u a kiss
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>>35038295
>im a guy.
Not with that feminine writing style, you're not.
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>>35038272
Dude with a war chest here. I highly recommend cock rings. If she’s grinding on top you might get a pinch but that also helps last longer. It isn’t a massive needle mover in terms of increasing endurance but I’ve definitely noticed it increases the number of piv orgasms. You can buy them with clit stimulators too and those things are really fun. Just shove it in and “mmmmmmmm.” Don’t leave it on too long though. I also like buying those gas station boner pills. They’re usually just generic viagra so avoid if you have a heart condition but if you want to impress a girl and make an entire evening of it it can really help.
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>>35038292
I don't give a fuck about convincing you of anything. People still play the lottery and gamble because they believe they can win, doesn't make it smart.
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>>35038253
I think a girl just being comfy and casual is sexy in its own way.

>>35038263
Unfortunately, /v/ is rarely fun to use these days. I've settled for /vr/ and occasionally /vg/.
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>>35038298
>can i give u a kiss
Why
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>>35038299
i just dont capitalize my sentences. relax, will you lmao
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>>35038306
u have kissable lips
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>>35038309
>u have kissable lips
Thanks, that's true
>>35038307
That's gay af nigga
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>>35038279
Nothing
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On this Very Special Episode of /atoga/, anon learns why he shouldn't accept drinks from JH unless they're in a sealed container...
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Virgin women, what sort of sex do you imagine having with your first bf? And how often would you fuck?
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>>35038315
Epic name drop, Obsessed Anon.
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Foids, would you respect men who live like this?
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>>35038315
Obsessed...
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Gender
What do you do when somebody you know is being way too edgy?
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>>35038320
Yeah. Moids should live in pseudo kennels.
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>>35038320
Decided to look up the company and it doesn't sound like a bad deal. The only problem is that I want kids and that sort of living situation isn't ideal if you want a family.
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>>35038320
Not even a little
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>>35038322
Not sure there is such a thing for me, but I'd mock him for it.
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>>35038317
i havent decided if i'd want to be on top or him on top
is it weird to want to be on top the first time?
im thinking reverse cowgirl but im facing him
>And how often would you fuck?
i have no idea, idek if i'd like sex at all
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>>35038322
Nobody can out-edge me
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>>35038320
>LIVE IN THE FUCKING POD!!!!
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>>35038206
f, Acca 13.
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>>35038320
That’s literally how jail pods are set up. Nobody wants to share a microwave and an oven with 30 other people.
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>>35038165
>>35038172
>>35038200
blackpilling responses

I wish there were real feminists/radfems who genuinely refused to suck on a urine flute
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>>35038329
I posted an image of child soldiers and this guy acted like it made him horny.
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>>35038330
>reverse cowgirl but I'm facing him
That's just cowgirl
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>>35038326
This is for temporarily single moids. Like for when you need to save up money to afford a family.
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>>35038320
This sort of crap is the cause of loneliness
I just want to have a normal life not a goy life
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>>35038172
>as he practices basic hygiene.
is this shower once a day lol? nigga is not washing his dick after every piss
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>>35038243
when a man feels excluded he is angry. when a man meets another angry man, he gets angry, and they fight.

when a woman feels excluded she feels sad. when a woman meets another sad woman, she comforts her.
>>
Women,

what is the appeal of CNC?
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>>35038343
What's 2 droplets of dried piss between lovers
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>>35038338
Did you mock him for it?
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>>35038345
Don't ask me. I don't get it. Why would any man want sex that is from someone pretending not to want it.
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>>35038339
u_u yea ur right, idk how i screwed that up, now i feel dumb
>>35038345
the burden of having to be sexy or act sexy is gone, all i need to worry abt it just having a pussy for him to 'rape'
plus being reminded how much stronger on average a man is to a girl is always hot
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>>35038341
Yeah bullshit they’re still going to charge $1800 a month for a bedroom with a closet. I guarantee they have shared bathrooms.
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>>35038349
I have absolutely no idea either, the idea of her pretending to not want it really grosses me out. I would feel guilty for refusing to ever do it with her but I really don't think I could get into that.
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>>35038343
Well I've never tasted nor smelled piss on his dick and I've never encountered smegma, so he's clearly doing something right.
>>35038345
Not super into it, but it can be interesting to see the sort of character/relationship dynamics that come from it.
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Imagine dating a 35 year old woman and getting baby trapped, thats why you should only date 27 or younger just to be safe
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>>35038333
>>35038335
>>35038342
can moids be normal and not make everything out to be a /pol/-tier conspiracy just once
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>>35038345
I don't know I don't like it
I don't like any type of roleplay
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>>35038348
I said "what the fuck" and then this exchange ensued. I don't even know what to say.
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Men do you have a script you follow for dates/hooking up?
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>>35038355
I just wanna be a freaky libtarded New Englander but my second gf insists on me getting her preggo. Wat do?
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>>35038361
ive legitimately never been on a date in my life and at this point im too scared to actually do it lol
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>>35038341
If you’re renting you can only save up money to rent something more expensive.
I can’t see this sort of living arrangement being a spring board to homownership (where the rent is replaced with a mortgage)
>>35038356
>live with 35 people !!
I think this happened to my great grandparents once and we were told never again
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>>35038361
yes all my first dates are me baking an identical romantic night-time picnic under the stars
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>>35038322
Leave.
I don't have the patience for that they're being annoying on purpose because they think it's funny but they can't annoy me if I'm not there. It's like when a dog is playing too rough with you you have to stop for a bit and ignore them so they know they need to chill out if they want to keep playing.
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>>35038351
That's just jew york. I'm sure if moids were all best pals they would room together and figure out all their disgusting and annoying habits with each other.
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>>35038320
Unironically anyone who agrees to live like this should be lined up and shot.
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>>35038356
It’s not even pol based shit. The local jail pods are 20-40 dudes living together with a huge shared common area for tv, cooking, and their bunk rooms and shared bathroom are adjoining. They have regular meetings to discuss cleaning duties and air grievances and shit. That’s exactly what they are doing here. If it was a hallway at least you could pretend it was like a college dorm.
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>>35038366
Maybe your grandpappy should’ve fought for the good guys huh
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>>35038361
Not really for dates, kinda for chatting when you match on an app
>hooking up
Yuck
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Either gender
Do you live on your own or with anybody else?
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>>35038377
i live w my dad and dog and brother
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>>35038377
I live in the Burj Khalifa, on the 279th floor. My name is Patrick bin Bateman.
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>>35038381
Why even answer with such an unfunny joke
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>>35038372
>le good guys have to go kill le bad guys
Killing factory workers who were conscripted into a meatgrinder is not our tea, we just wanted to play videogames
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>>35038361
I use the same sales shit I use at work to drive conversation while I flirt on apps, then I take them out for a nice dinner, and if they don’t want to hook up that night I invite them to my apartment complex to hangout and workout/sauna/swim. We have some nice facilities. When the sun goes down I ask if they want to watch a movie in my apartment. Yes means I’m getting lucky. No means it’s time to cut bait.
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>>35038377
I live on my own. There’s some people in my apartment complex I hang out with a lot though. I really like it.
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>>35038377
On my own. I find it hard to imagine living with anybody else at this point.
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>>35038317
>bf
You mean husband
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>>35038377
I live alone
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Women, when was the last time you felt like a goddess?
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>>35038372
If two countries are starving and fighting over the last potato I’m still opposed to war
Warring because “le bad guys” is 9gaggingly redd*t
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Gender. Do you prefer living in a house or an apartment?
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ohio
u owe us an explanation for why u weren’t here last night
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>>35038377
F
Right now I live with a woman I'm taking care of and I hate it. Was with my mom and brother before that. I had my own apartment by myself for 2 years years ago and I miss it so bad.
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>>35038392
Never?
>>35038394
What kind of crazy person prefers an apartment?
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>>35038392
Good one.
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>>35038392
when i was like eight all the kids in my neighborhood played robin hood and i was the only redhead so i got to be maid marion which meant everyone was always after me and trying to catch me or save me and i could be a damsel OR i could use a bow or fight back and no matter what i did everyone loved it. people had to take turns being robin hood and the sherriff and everyone else but i was maid marion every time.
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>>35038394
For me, I live in a tiny home with 35 other people. It’s a c-can. We travel lots. Send help please for the love of God.
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>>35038361
No, I just beee myself and weird them out usually
>>35038377
I live with my mom. I make like minimum wage as a teaching assistant, but also it's nice to be around to help out my mom
>>35038394
House for sure. It's more cleaning but there's much more space for activities
>>35038399
This is adorable
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>>35038383
I hope you find that peace, Gare. >>35038393
That’s nice. I thought your final solution was more violent
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>>35038394
I never really thought about it. I like doing yard work so maybe a house, but then, I feel safer in an apartment.

>>35038395
I don't think I owe anybody anything, but I just didn't think to come around.
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>>35038397
I do. I can keep a small space clean easier. If I go through a depression cycle I can unfuck the whole thing in like an hour whereas if you do that in a house you fuck it up bad. It also saves me on gym memberships and stuff. I hated driving 10 minutes early as shit in the morning to workout. Staying in shape really helps keep me from bottoming out. I will never compromise on in unit laundry though.
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>>35038406
That is the globohomo’s final solution and always has been
As much as I think guns and explosions are cool I think war is bad because I don’t watch a lot of Star Wars or browse redd*t
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>>35038384
>Yes means I’m getting lucky
Does that actually lead to sex in your experience?
When I watched movies with girls from parties or Tinder I would just watch the movie then go home
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>>35038413
I fought in a war and I miss it every day.
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>>35038395
Fatshitter actually thinks Ohiofag is her bf. Lmao
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>>35038417
thats not me, that poster was not me i dont think anyone is my bf stop embarassing me :<
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>>35038420
skank
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(You)
Please report me for off topic
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>>35038415
I totally get it and I’m proud of you and your vril but the globohomo game has no winners. Why couldn’t you just kill people online
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>>35038422
what did i do to deserve this treatment
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>>35038425
Ignore the meanies
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>>35038425
You're annoying and throw yourself at anything with a beer gut and several things without.
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>>35038424
Eliminating people makes no fucking sense as a plumber
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>>35038420
I think it’s cute, don’t be embarrassed!
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>>35038377
M
I live alone but fairly close to my parents. And my gf stays at least once a week here.
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>>35038428
but they’re everywhere all the time :[
i havent forgotten that poll one of them did and the majority of ppl voted that they hated me
>>35038429
i already told u that poster who asked abt ohio wasnt even me :/
>>35038431
i never lie abt my posts here, that poster simply wasnt me
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>>35038430
The goombas are attacking Mario though
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>>35038414
That’s because you made it the focal point of the date or didn’t make a move I’m guessing. I show some effort on the first date, see if they want to chill after, if not fine I kiss them goodnight and text them the next day, get a bit spicier to gauge their interest, tell them I want to just relax and invite them over to join me in my wellness routine. Get the blood pumping in the gym, get a good sweat out in the sauna, then jump in the pool and everyone feels great after that. It also gets them into a swimsuit which lets me let them catch me staring. Then just hang out and get some sun on the loungers or something until it’s time to eat. Go upstairs. Order some DoorDash. Cuddle up and start fooling around on the couch.
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>>35038433
Are you black? You act black.
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>>35038430
If I wanted to be near zero people I’d go shit in the woods but there’s no water grid power grid or sewage grid nor a grocery store. I think eliminating people is counterproductive when the goal is to accumulate good people.
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>>35038433
>i havent forgotten that poll one of them did and the majority of ppl voted that they hated me
Then stop making yourself obvious or put on a name so people can filter
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>>35038433
To be fair, it wasn't about hating you, it was about whether you were becoming annoying or not. It seems like you mellowed out a bit since that.
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>>35038424
I got paid extra money to go workout twice a day with my bros and play madden then go out and fuck up dudes that wanted to fuck me up. It was awesome. The vidya tournaments we had were legendary.
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>>35038433
>that poster simply wasnt me
Well why not?
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I feel like the reverse of fat fetish femanon. I love skinny twinks.
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Today is third anniversary of my ex husband trading me in for the younger model
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>>35038446
Hey
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>>35038449
But at least your ass is fatter right?
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>>35038445
cuz it just wasnt, idk
ask her, or him
>>35038442
ask anyone who finds me annoying if they also hate me, they will say yes,
>>35038441
>>35038438
just ignore me!
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>>35038449
I have no sympathy, for women pick out their men
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>>35038433
>they’re everywhere all the time :[
Welcome to 4chan...
>majority of ppl voted that they hated me
Naw you're cool
>>35038436
>didn’t make a move I’m guessing
Flirting isn't my forte
>>35038446
Why...
>>35038449
What a twat
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>>35038440
Can a Jew be good or is goodness just a racial hierarchy for you?
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>>35038253
>expect
I don't really have any expectation other than that she wears what she wants to wear, but I do have preferences that I'd personally enjoy and simply hope that they coincide with what she likes to wear. I'd feel pretty shitty if she did something she genuinely disliked but only did it cause I liked it; I'd rather her choices and my preferences match well, and same the other way around.

So like, I personally shower often and I'm pretty groomed with my balls being usually 99% clean/smooth. For clothing, wearing comfy neutral clothing like tshirts and pajama pants are comfortable, but I also wear tight boxer briefs or skin hugging white shirts cause they're still comfy to wear if I were alone, I'm still comfortable wearing them around her (as in, not ashamed), and I also want to do my best to be attractive for her and give her eye candy.

My preferences for her sexiness are similar, in that she's fairly clean/showers a couple times a week (girl musk is very good though), she's usually groomed, she actually cares a little about looking nice at least for me, and that she genuinely has fun being sexual with me. Baggy pj's or normal undies can be hot to stick my hands inside or pull off, but good GOD, those camisoles/sphaghetti strap shirts with matching shorts are fucking devious! Bonus points if they're silky or satin, you know, soft to touch. As for personality lvl, ideally we're both very touchy and open with each other, and she really likes playing around with me. Fun banter, fun teasing, fun sexual teasing, just lots of love and respect for each other. I want her to put in effort and for her to appreciate my own effort, but none of this is real work we lament doing.
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>>35038454
I voted that you were being annoying but I didn't hate you. That's nonsense.
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>>35038425
>what did i do to deserve this treatment
1, be annoying.
2, reject all requests to be less annoying.
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>>35038457
General rule of thumb. If they say yes to going to your place and watching a movie they’re usually at least down to makeout.
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>>35038267
*muah
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>>35038454
>just ignore me
Please be less annoying
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>>35038454
>ask anyone who finds me annoying if they also hate me, they will say yes,
I don't.
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>>35038454
"Just ignore me" the clown shouted while honking its horn.
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>>35038463
>going to your place
I usually went to their places
I don't date anymore anyways but thanks
Where do you live that has a sauna, swimming pool and lounge roof lol
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>>35038461
ur the one outlier then, u really dont count
>>35038457
ty anon
>>35038462
>>35038465
>>35038470
if my posts are so obvious it should just take a couple seconds of reading them to realize its me and then all u need to do it cease reading and skip over it, i only ever actively reply to ppl unless they reply to me firstso its not like im replying to u guys out of no where
just leave me alone for good
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Have you ever reported your own post?
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Reminder: Do not attempt to engage in a conversation with QT.

He does not live in the same reality as you, and his words are not relevant to the world you live in.
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>>35038434
Goombas are not people. If Mario was jumping on people it would be fucked up. Some migrants sort of look like goombas but if Mario was jumping on minorities it would be fucked up. I just want them to go back (Billions; shall, not must.)

I don’t want to ruin people’s families either so I would do it through economic incentive (free ticket back) and gatekeeping instead of violence. The people calling for violence realize that the gate was opened on purpose, the gate is being kept open on purpose, and that violence is required if and when the gate is opened but more importantly the last and exhaustive means to shut the gate
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>>35038474
No, the worst I've done is post something and then immediately delete it so it looks like the jannies deleted it.
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>>35038409
You can have a small house though.
Privacy is king to me no convenience is worth compromising on it.
I would love to live somewhere where I can walk out my front door and there's absolutely no chance of anyone being there to talk at me, unless they're dropping off the mail.
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>>35038473
>just leave me alone for good
Or else what?
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>>35038472
Midwest. Pool isn’t on the roof it’s in the courtyard but there’s a bunch of lounge chairs in and out of the water. There’s like a cabana thing with a shade on top and a queen sized bed that is nice to just hang out in after a swim. I pay about $1600 a month for a one bedroom. When it gets too cold for the pool I usually just walk straight outside in my gym shorts and no shirt to get my cold plunge in. It sucks for about 60 seconds but you feel amazing afterwards.
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>>35038480
idk, youll keep getting annoyed by me i guess
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if i becme goth would u guys simp instead or being mean
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>>35038473
>just leave me alone for good
They're just trying to get a rise out of you
You're good, this site is just full of shitters who don't like fun and whimsy, best thing you can do is not care
>>35038474
Yes
>>35038475
>He does not live in the same reality as you
I work a normal job and am straight edge these days wtf u talking abt
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>>35038475
>Reminder: Do not attempt to engage in a conversation with QT.
>He does not live in the same reality as you, and his words are not relevant to the world you live in.
That's part of the fun.
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>>35038483
No.
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>>35038482
The same as if I'm not mean? Time to keep being mean then.
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>>35038486
y?
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>>35038446
Me too but I really need to quit em.
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>>35038481
>$1600 a month
Damn that's more than I make lol
Sounds like a sweet place though
>>35038485
I live in reality you morons
I should've gone to bed hours ago though waaaaaaa
>>35038483
You could be goth for halloween
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>>35038484
>You're good, this site is just full of shitters who don't like fun and whimsy, best thing you can do is not care
You beg people to join you in suicide pacts, she whines at people improving their health and fitness. Fuck off both of you.
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>>35038488
Because then you'll just be your annoying self but in black lipstick.
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>>35038495
>You beg people to join you in suicide pacts
QRD? That sounds funny.
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>>35038488
Instead of just being annoying, you'd be annoying and fake.
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>>35038493
I only picked it because it’s across the street from my job. Good choice in retrospect. They put up a bunch of really good food places within walking distance or like a two minute drive.
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>>35038487
not like anything i ever said to u made u any less mean to me so whatever
>>35038484
i try to ignore them, and its been easy to when they reply with just simple things like calling me annoying, but when they all gang up on me and misconstrue what i say its just too hard to ignore :/
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>>35038458
Tell me the difference between race and genealogy.
The race stuff is trite, there’s no racial supremacy to the family unit. Globohomo is all fun and games until you learn economics, right now the West is running on a ponzi scheme instead of what should emerge (first principles family planning society)
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>>35037837
F
Life has been hard. I have no idea why I'm here. I've caused immense pain. I've had people put me through stupid bullshit and immense suffering. I want to understand myself, others, the world, make someone smile, make someone's heart leap once, grasp something better.
Or you know something like that.
In my mind I always instinctually put myself in a category other than human. I feel walled off from all of that, but I want to be one someday.
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>>35038500
I hate apartments. Having to lug trash bags down three flights of stairs to take to a dumpster sucks.
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>>35038454
>cuz it just wasnt, idk
I’m saying why not make it official? You obviously love each other
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>>35038497
>>35038499
fyi ur calling some innocent femanon annoying,
goth poster isnt me, u can even see my own reply posted a measly 4 seconds before theirs :
>>35038482
>>35038483
idk if they’re doing it on purpose but they arent very good at it :T
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>>35038473
>its not like im replying to u guys out of no where
Nothing wrong with doing this either btw, it's an open imageboard lol and not that deep
>>35038501
>when they all gang up on me and misconstrue what i say its just too hard to ignore :/
It's just a vocal minority of bullies, you are a sweet poster
>>35038503
You're no less human than the rest of us
>>35038505
Lazy boi
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>>35038503
>I've caused immense pain.
Have you really, or are you just being unnecessarily hard on yourself again?
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>>35038505
Collapsible wagon and elevator. It does suck getting stuck in an enclosed space with stinky trash sometimes.
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>>35037849
I didn't start feeling like I had a real personality or motivations that weren't completely malleable until after 25.
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>>35038502
You cannot take a society and have it compete for housing with the entire world and compete for wage with the entire world, it turns it into a psychopathic crucible (on top of natural tendency)
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>>35038510
Um yeah I've done bad things and it scares me and sends me in thought spirals pretty often. Some people tell me it's not that bad but that makes me feel gross, I don't really want to be excused by people who are biased because they like me.
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Seriously though why are foids like this?
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>>35038506
doubtful, he called me annoying like 5 minutes ago
>>35038508
>you are a sweet poster
thx anon, so are u
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Chinese AI bubble popped, we're next
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>>35038517
But there are people who like you though? Even if you're a human who has done bad things, you're not as inhuman as you imagine yourself to be if other humans relate to you on a human level.
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>>35038522
>she didn’t deny she loves him though
:)
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>>35038498
I actually got arrested for it once lol and the cops made me stay with a friend (then I got on antipsychotics). I was pretty mentally unwell and convinced that it was the only way
These days I live a less stressful and more spiritual and straight edge life am just regular grade crazy
>Fuck off both of you
Goodnight <3
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>>35038474
Yes, but I don't think I've done that on /adv/ before.
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>>35038498
It's just some faggot taking a severely ill shit poster way too seriously because it's the only way he can win brownie points.
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>>35038520
I think millions of women are reading this shit as copes. I honestly don't think they're schlicking it to this garbage.
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>>35038520
>Its true
You know I don’t usually hop on the gender wars shit but women you are seriously making me rethink freedom of speech/press with this kind of shit. What the fuck? Get these bitches in line or we will ffs.
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Yeah the film was alright. I was a little disappointed. I wasn't expecting a murder drama, but the cenobites were cool. Brilliant practical effects and monster designs
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>>35038523
>The AI bubble popped for real guys! I swear it happened for real this time!
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>>35038523
they will jus bale out the ai companies bc ai is the futre of the ecomony
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>>35038527
i think he has a kinder exterior than interior, besides that i do not care
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>>35038535
NTA
You have a point, there has never been any degenerate pornography made for a male demographic in the history of porn.
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>>35038502
I don’t even know why I have to defend not wanting multiculturalism as if it’s worthy of retort. It’s an idea that needs defending unless we assume conquest is the default because that’s sort of how it starts
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>>35038541
Based
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>>35038532
>severely ill shit poster
What did you just call me
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>>35038543
Yeah because only men look at tentacle porn. I’m down to ban it all at this point.
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>>35038546
With all the love <3 from one to another kek
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>>35038520
I've never heard of that one Drarry was always the favorite back when I was reading fanfic and now it's been revived with a twist.

The horrifying fanfic everyone in my circle referenced was the Gerard/frank of MCR milk enema one.
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>>35038541
thats mean n not rly true
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>>35038544
>but Gary, why don’t you want to be friends with every single person on earth, you aren’t being a decent human being
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>>35038526
I can't think of a response that wouldn't be tldr rambling.
But I want to say that I desperately wish I could take this to heart.
Take care anon
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>>35038541
+1000 atoga social credit score
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>>35038537
Yeah, that's how I meant it was weird. I did not expect it to be mostly about Frank and that chick. I was expecting, frankly, a slasher flick.
I heard 2 features the cenobites more prominently, but I haven't seen it. Are you planning on it?

>>35038541
Yeah, I agree.
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>>35038483
It depends on the guy, but either way you'd get more pull
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>>35038547
Every single rape hentai was made for a female demographic, even the ones that are clearly meant to appeal to men. Those were somehow made for women because men are pure and perfect angels who only ever enjoy missionary sex with the lights off for the purpose of procreation and have never been known to be perverted in the history of humanity.
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>>35038552
>I can't think of a response that wouldn't be tldr rambling.
I've got time to kill if you do, but I'll just wish you well if that's all you feel like sharing of yourself tonight.
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Wish we had some more fucking goonbait from foids here.
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>>35038520
kek
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i h8 wmn tbqh
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>>35038550
its my opinion,
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>>35038558
I'd be more than happy to delve into my lewd writing, but these threads need to be purged of the purity guys before I ever do that.
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>>35038558
Keep wishing
I paid far more than my dues in the past
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>>35038534
Coping with what?
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>>35038558
eww no! u get engh of that on \soc\
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>>35038561
Whai
>>35038558
We did used to
>>35038548
FUCK IT WE BALL
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>>35038558
No. We don't have to be tools for you to masterbate your pathetic dick with.
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>>35038565
Seems like you have nothing but cnc kinks in your writing
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u dont hate women engh
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>>35038567
When they were raped.
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>>35038569
>Whai
they r evil
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>>35038571
You realize there's more to kinks and prevision than cnc, right? But you're a purity guy, so of course you don't.
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>>35038551
Having a bunch of different cultures getting along isn’t even lovemaxxing since most cultures stick with their own culture at the end of the day even under multiculturalism and we all know it’s true. It’s a really stupid idea but here we are. The idea is that one culture rubs off on another but all that really does is mutate a culture since genealogy and history are what define a culture and you never want to throw away your history
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>>35038572
>>35038561
GO SUCK DICK THEN
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>>35038534
sonetimes i do :[
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>>35038541
>she hates Ohiofag now
Women are so fickle.
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women what if I played a scary movie for you so that you'd cuddle your face into me and hold me tight when the scary parts happen?
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>>35038576
Sure there are
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r we doomin or r we coomin tonite?
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>>35038573
That's dark.
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>>35038581
ur putting words in my mouth, i dont hate anyone
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>>35038577
I like meeting new people but I like meeting old people more especially good people I have accumulated. There’s a limit too I can only be helpful to a limited number of my goods
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>Sign in[to youtube] to confirm you are not a bot
We truly live in a society :/
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>>35038582
But I like scary movies.
Although if there's a scene where someone's hand gets degloved you'll get your wish. Blegh.
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>get up
>make and drink coffee
>work 12 hours no breaks
>get home
>mix a gallon of milk with the bits of left over coffee and drink it
>post on atoga
>sleep
>repeat

oh yeah it's all coming together, going to be super sexy and married to a foid any day now
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>Cums in a random anon or femanon's holes
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>>35038574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqXFhYHmg7w
>>35038572
IRL they're too nice and sexy to hate desu
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>>35038556
Yeah so let’s ban all of it.
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How do MEN cope with getting raped? If women turn to rape porn.
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>>35038583
>Purity guy thinks shitty memes are real arguments
There's nothing wrong with vanilla shaming
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>>35038582
I'd like to with >him.
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u have allowd this cringe lord to twist ur mind until u becme the very thing u swore to destroy
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>>35038589
I genuinely know leftists don’t believe in the love they preach. It’s thrill seeking behavior that young people and women do before they realize they have kids to take care of (or long after in the case of boomers)
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if a man tripfags he is guaranteed to have put things up his butt
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>>35038583
nta
isnt the only person who gets raped in punpun , punpun?
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>>35038604
Actually I think it's far less likely he even wipes, much less touches his own ass.
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>>35038558
once u realize the foids are mostly disgusted by the men here u realize why that cannot (and will not) ever happen.
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>>35038597
I gained a bunch of weight. Frankly I don't see the point in losing it know because I know I'll have saggy skin.
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>>35038609
WAKE UP FATCHASER
*tapping the board*
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>>35038605
Also nta
Where the fuck does this meme get the idea that Punpun is for women?
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>>35038598
Why do you need cnc to get off?
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>>35038609
sry abt that but how much did u gain :3
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>>35038593
I want to judge you but I regularly consume a half gallon of chocolate milk over a period of about 4 hours
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>>35038617
>i got raped......
>omgggg how fat are u bc of it thoooo :3
just fuck off already
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>>35038554
>haven't seen it. Are you planning on it?
I am. They're enough to keep me interested. I really liked how they handled Franks design too, especially his reanimation. I'm hoping the sequel keeps it's effects.
Even if the cenobites weren't the center, I was expecting more from whatever hell world the cenobites came from. Like the chick having to go into their world to collect pieces of Frank, or something. And I wouldn't have minded the murder drama so much either, if I cared more for the family involved. All I had to latch onto were that Kristy and her father were innocent people. I couldn't tell you anything else about them. Still cool for the body horror though
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>>35038602
The save the world part is especially insidious given the globohomo wars the west perpetrates. It feels like we are trying to build a giant ship to save everyone from living peaceful lives
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>>35038611
trust me im awake, but so are *they* so i mustnt speak
>>35038613
its popular amongst lots of gen z in general so it does have a fair amount of girls in the fandom, but i definitely think its still a manga more directed towards guys than girls
>>35038617
not me, bad larp
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>>35038565
Erotic fiction isn't hot to men
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>>35038615
>>35038576
>You realize there's more to kinks and prevision than cnc, right? But you're a purity guy, so of course you don't.
Other fetishes exist retard.
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>>35038619
sorry anon, that wasnt me, its the same person who was larping as me asking abt 'becoming goth'
i guess its a bit one of those ppl that hate me are doing now,
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>>35038565
id like your lewd writing
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>>35038623
>Erotic fiction isn't hot to men
It is to me
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>>35038554
>>35038620
>Like the chick having to go into their world to collect pieces of Frank, or something
But yeah I get the point of it was how far she was willing to go to reignite her love, or pleasure, or Frank.
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>>35038625
Then share with the class
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>>35038565
I like it when femanons are into weird and freaky stuff too, it makes me feel not so bad about it...
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>>35038627
>its a bit one of those ppl that hate me are doing now
Dw ot happens to me and other anons also. Just ignore it, if people are gullible enough to believe the LARPs that's on them...
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Kinda sucks being into heavy bondage because its impossible to bring up without being weird.

>hey, wanna wear this ball gag while I hang you from the ceiling tied upside down and fuck you?
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>>35038621
will u get fat if i say nigger :3
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>>35038621
And not just normal wars but all sorts of fuckery. If God exists right now he’s Asian on the leaderboard of life I think it must feel good to be doing right wing stuff successfully
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>>35038632
https://wiki.f-list.net/Kink_Information
Here you go. Have fun reading!
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>>35038638
now ur just trying too hard
>>35038636
how can i ignore it when they make me look like a degen lusting over someone rape trauma
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>>35038631
>or
*For...
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>>35038638
He kind of can't get fat. Not even canadian weather and a big woman would put meat on him. He's been the same skinny fucker for a while.
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>>35038645
I can’t afford food
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>>35038642
Okay I'll admit not all of the sex acts are rape
It's just like 95% of it
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>>35038637
It is weird being like "Hey, I really want to have you ducttaped in the trunk of my car." So I stopped saying that.
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>>35038597
Idk how to answer that. Idk if I can answer that. Idk if I count as 'coping'.

>>35038620
The sequels delve a lot more into them, from what I heard. I only didn't watch them because I watched way too much horror too fast and burnt myself out a bit.
I do know there are Hellraiser comics as well, if that interests you.
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>>35038649
Why should I give a shit about a random covert operation from the 50s? Is there any real reason beyond "The Jooz"?
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>>35038647
You smoke.
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>>35038650
Maybe it's a power thing for me? The internet did a number on me as a kid
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>>35038643
>it makes me look like what I am
Oh no. Anyway...
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men can a girl use mk ultra techniqes on u to make u fat
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>>35038538
480 billion dollars disappeared just like that, 40% of the market
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>>35038643
>a degen lusting over someone rape trauma
I mean BV does the same, so… not a big deal?
Besides, people don’t care if men get raped anyways
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>>35038659
What's this about Mortal Kombat now?
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>>35038655
5$ a day is admittedly a lot of deans I could be eating but if I don’t smoke cigarettes I can’t deal with Canada
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>>35038654
cuz its important to remember past evnts like the holocost so they nvr happen again
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>>35038659
this is still not me
>>35038662
i do care and i think its not right to say those things
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>>35038667
>cuz
>nvr
>No capitalization or punctuation
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>>35038651
>I watched way too much horror too fast and burnt myself out a bit.
Have any recs? Favorites? Personally mine is The Thing.
>Hell Raiser comics
Eh, maybe. I know the film was an adaption of The Hellbound Heart, written by the director. Maybe it covers more beyond the movie?
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>>35038656
It might be. But I think it's a together but separate thing for me.
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Can I be too fat for tabata intervals?
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>>35038665
Eventually the euphoria cycle will reach ennui and I will get bored of it wasting my time but I’m pretty autistic
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>>35038675
I would increase the intervals if you're having trouble moving between exercises in time
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>>35038675
i need u to stop trying to lose weight >:[
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>>35038665
And that is why you're skinny, because you can't deal with canada.
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I wanna plap sum thirsty brown girl and then dump her
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>>35038674
I hold onto hope that maybe I'll find someone super open minded to that stuff or is just a masochist
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>>35038659
I'm already bulking
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>>35038649
Yes, I did know about this. Interesting stuff, right?
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>>35038681
Go away fat shitter
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>>35038687
thats not me :/ thats an imposter, ive been trying to tell u guys
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>>35038684
I'm not a masochist except for maybe spanking. But there is absolutely a correct way to do it and every moid is practically retarded now so I don't bother with that either.
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>>35038523
ai bubble popping =/= end of ai itself, unfortunately

tech's too good for that, like railroads.
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femanon with a nice ass, would let me slap it ?
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>>35038691
>thats not me
You're not fat shitter?
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>>35038697
i am but that person is pretending to be me and posting as me, idk why
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>>35038692
I usually try to get under the cheek when I slap it
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Women how do I take sexy tease pics if my dick is a grower (so no giant sideways bulge underwear shots)
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>>35038664
Perhaps MK Ultra is a secret revision of UMK3 or something, sorta like that Samurai Shodown V revision that only existed in rumors before it was eventually confirmed.

>>35038673
I'm really, really basic. I think my absolute favorite horror movie is either Alien or Scream. I do like the Saw movies too though.
>I know the film was an adaption of The Hellbound Heart, written by the director. Maybe it covers more beyond the movie?
I think it's actually a bit of a tamer version of the movie, but maybe that's wrong? Give it a go, anon!
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all moid diets n meal plans must b sent to my office for approval before ur allowed to eat >:3
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>>35038703
at least my larper put on a name, u guys can filter 'me' now
i do not use that many ":3"'s.. terrible larping skills
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>>35038694
>>35038700
>Samefagging
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>>35038700
wow rly? r u sure they r our greatest ally then?
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>>35038705
No, I just u'd back for fun
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>got banned on /v/ for saying non-americans don't deserve human rights
This site is literally trying to kill me
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>>35038708
Oh wow that's even sadder.
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>>35038710
Why is /v/ the place to talk about that?
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>>35038699
Wrong, it's a specific whipping wrist motion. Every dumbass just puts as much force as they possibly can behind the hit and that IS FUCKING INCORRECT AND IT PISSES ME OFF because then you don't get sensation in that area again for a good while. You're supposed to sprinkle spanks delicately and adequately to keep the sensation alive. If you fuck up an area too much then it's done and you have to move around.
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>>35038664
>>35038702
noo! mk ultra is a mind cntol prgm
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>>35038707
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>>35038711
ban me 4 anti santatism
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>>35038701
Tease pics for women don't need to show dick.
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>>35038710
I got banned within like twenty minutes of browsing /v/ the other day. I was posting off-topic but like, video games suck so who cares
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>>35038712
It isn't, but that's what people end up talking about anyway. I used to think /x/ was the dumbest board on 4chan, but /v/ has probably managed to win that contest.

I really need to find a different website to browse. I'm just too lazy to start using Reddit or I imagine that'd be the solution. 16 years later and it's finally become evident that I don't belong here anymore.
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>>35038716
>All lowercase letters
>4
>santaism
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>>35038701
Why can't you grow in your underwear and then take a pic?
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>>35038086
god I fucking love part 4 so much it makes me misty eyed thinking about it
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>>35038702
I liked scream and Alien. The ending with Ripley trapped in the space pod with the Alien was pure kino. Although seeing the Alien as a guy in a costume slam against a wall after it gets blasted out felt like comedic whiplash lmao
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your mom texts you this. wwyd
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>>35038682
I have 30k in rrsp to cash out on a down payment I’m going to be fine
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>>35038727
Beat her ass and post it on /v/
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>>35038727
Tell Dad she's doing it again...
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>>35038726
ok i promise i will spell correctly and try to be less annoying if u stop
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>>35038713
The reason they do that is to see how red an asscheek can get from one smack
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>>35038717
What then, belly and arm veins?
>>35038722
My elastic band won't fit so it's no longer a tease
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>>35038727
Check my bank account to confirm, and then report credit card theft if true.
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>>35038728
EAT FOOD DAMNIT.
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Im done being a degenerate. Im done being vile. Im going to turn things around and be normal. Whose with me!?
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>>35038732
>ok i promise i will spell correctly and try to be less annoying if u stop
Deal.
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>>35038733
I should cave their head in. Bruises turn purple, retards.
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>>35038734
>My elastic band won't fit so it's no longer a tease
Come on anon, get creative. Go commando and wear grey sweatpants or something. There's ways.
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>>35038719
Reddit is annoying as hell, it can't scratch the same itch. As frustrating as 4chan can be, I guess it's home.

>>35038724
>Although seeing the Alien as a guy in a costume slam against a wall after it gets blasted out felt like comedic whiplash lmao
I don't mind. I'm not really startled or scared by these movies, I like the artistry of them. The way they control the audience's suspense, the way they do effects that look real enough to make people actually feel sick. It's such a cool and well-done movie that I can forgive it getting a bit hokey.

>>35038727
I send them a picture of Kazuma Kiryu looking angry. That's how I respond to text scammers after seeing somebody do it online.
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>>35038738
Eh, I'm not convinced you'll do anyt of that. I'm already a better person than 99% of the cretins who post here. Which is why I think I should stop wasting my time on this website.
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>>35038738
It's almost NNN and my body, my body is ready.
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>>35038740
Only after they're red
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>>35038738
I've been trying that for a while. My goal isn't normal, just to not be a terrible person or ruin my life.
>>
I love my gf and we get along really well most of the time, but there's one thing that I don't understand. Normally I'm calm and laid back and we laugh and joke a lot, but once in a while one of us is in a sour mood. When she's in a sour mood, she doesn't want to be touched and she really doesn't even want to talk. I still try to help and I give her space when she asks me to. But when I get in a sour mood, she gets upset at me for not being my usual self and then picks a fight if I don't respond the "right" way to whatever she's saying. And I know if I bring this up she'll admit it and say she needs to do better, but she won't. She'll behave the same way next time it happens.
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>>35038726
>>35038742
>Two losers sucking each other off
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>>35038744
And people who comment things like this are definitely pieces of shit
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>>35038742
*91st floor idk where I got 148 sowwy
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>>35038746
Are you inspecting my blood for iron? Why would you not hit correctly if you're not an idiot?
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Gender
How difficult do you like your games?
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>>35038749
A nigga can't even have a convo around here?
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>>35038749
And I see a third one is slurping the leftover jizz off the floor :o)
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>>35038753
F
I like some difficulty but I fucking hate games with brutal hard modes.
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>>35038753
Hard enough that I have to try, easy enough that I rarely have to repeat things.
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>>35038753
Max off the bat assuming good devs
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>>35038752
It's fun to make a loud sound
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>>35038738
is this one of those nofap motivational posts? i've done this a million times bro, if you're a healthy man you cannot go more than 1,2 weeks without nutting, just letting you know
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>>35038744
Okay well then leave and take your rudeness with you, bub.
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>>35038753
F
Easy, I'm stupid.
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>>35038749
>*gropes your bf while he lights a candle*
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>>35038759
*monkey and cymbal wind up toy.gif*
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>>35038753
M
Fairly difficult. I might not go for the highest difficulty if the developers got lazy and just made the game more of a grind on Nightmare or Rape Fiesta or whatever instead of actually making it harder.
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>>35038761
i feel like not ever nutting and not using porn/degenerate stuff are two different things. i dont think the act of cumming itself is the issue.
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>>35038753
what kind of games? im really good at video games i have super fast reflexes so i always play at the highest difficulty setting else it's not enjoyable for me
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>>35038756
Good devs make shit like that unlockable or a meme mode for chuds
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>>35038741
>There's ways
That's why I'm asking the damn question
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>>35038748
Can you go off on your own for a while?
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>>35038750
>touched a nerve
Anon, I've already gotten past the "i'm a bad person, and that's ok" arc. There comes a point where you realize that the self-flagellation is actually just your own attempt at trying to make sense of a chaotic world. The fact of the matter is, I *am* better than most people, simply by virtue of having once genuinely believed that I was worse, even when I wasn't.

I have never given myself enough credit for how hard I actually work to get the things I want, precisely because people like you have always demanded that people like me, who are undoubtedly superior to you, show humility that caters to your incredibly delicate sensibilities.

I am better than you, and you know it's true. Deal with it.
>>
heh, me? you could say I'm a bit of a gamer.
>>
I get frustrated when the hardest difficulty isn't hard enough for me. Just like I get frustrated when the hardest jobs aren't a challenge for me. I'm a superman with no purpose.
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>>35038734
Abs. Guys get away with beach pics like girls at the gym get away with tights vids
>>
how bad is it really if I just give up and make an AI girlfriend
not to sext with or whatever (I'm asexual) but just to have a """female""" persona to talk to about anime and politics and shit without constantly feeling paranoid about imposing upon an actual woman by trying to DM her
I know it's disgusting and undignified and all that but who would it actually hurt
>>
>thinking really really dirty thoughts about them
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>>35038776
Oh yeah? Let's see you prove it. If you're such a gamer, then... what is the cake?
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>>35038781
I've seen women sit on cake for money. Guess you could say that makes me a bit of a gamer.
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>>35038769
if you're gonna nut you will use some sort of porn by one way or another. instagram baddies or any hot chick you come across is technically porn, your caveman brain doesnt know the difference
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>>35038775
>touched a nerve
Oh the sweet irony. Not reading all that btw.
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>>35038779
Ai psychosis is strong on narcissists.
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>>35038781
it's a freaking lie bro. i'm such a gamer that i bought that game physically, and it wasn't even the first game on my steam account, which is now old enough to drink
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>>35038779
>but who would it actually hurt
(You)
Also peoples water bill
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>>35038776
you're a gamer? tell me what's tea bagging and i will believe you
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>>35038780
They/Them?
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>>35038786
Heh, that was an easy one. I was just testing the waters. All right, let's see how you do with the next one.

Complete this sentence: Bing Bing _____
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>>35038788
it's a necessary measure for establishing dominance over noobs
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>>35038768
>Rape Fiesta
That’s exactly it, if the difficulty is insane turbo retard I will lower it one tier. Good devs make retard mode an unlockable. I won’t play kaizo games but the hardest mode should be the funnest and as intended to smart gamers such as myself
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>>35038779
Not a good idea.
>I know it's disgusting and undignified and all that but who would it actually hurt
Yourself. It's a meaningless facsimile of human connection that won't scratch that itch, it'll just make you lonelier.
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>>35038784
I wrote it for your benefit. Whether you read it or not is no skin off my ass lol.

Let us know how that "i'm done being a degnerate" thing works out for you kek
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>>35038701
Jerk off and take the pic on the downswing?
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>>35038791
you thought you could get me with Mario's Trick? what do you think this is dude. he of course says wahoo.
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>>35038785
I despise people who anthropomorphize chatbots but I feel like I could suspend disbelief enough to enjoy it in private
>>35038787
>(You)
obviously but who on earth cares
>Also peoples water bill
it'd be running on my strix halo
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i wish i had a gf like dorozea
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>>35038796
Seems like you wrote it to jerk yourself off.
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>>35037973
Personally I think "we should stop having sex before marriage" only works under a religious context because then you can be on the same page about it. I don't think it is something that can be justified without a pleading to an objective moral standard that says, "this is wrong, we shouldn't do it."

So I think your gf is right and your reasoning is silly even if I think you are correct for doing it.
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>>35038744
>>35038775
I'm better than this anon.
>>
Gender

Did either of your parents pop your zits?
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>>35038805
no, thats weird
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>>35038801
Well, sure-- I certainly do get off on it. Wouldn't you?
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>>35038738
FUCK YOU!
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>>35038798
Hmm, I don't know. You still claim you're a gamer? You still claim your game is gamey?

You'll never get this one in a million years. Only real true gamers will get this one. Someone who goes into the vent is... what?
>>
It’s time to log off
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>>35038804
*That* anon, here.

Proofs?
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my dad is talking about hypergamy. it's over
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>>35038798
Klonoa is the one who says wahoo. And you call yourself a gamer...
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You just lost the game
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>>35038558
its no fun anymore. the guys here are all comatose or loony.
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>>35038558
After moot left 99% of chicks lost interest. The only people who stuck around were the gays from /soc/.
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>>35038791
nta but isnt that bing bing bing richochet rabbit
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>>35038558
a foid has to be beyond a resonable threshold of attractiveness to post a thirst trab. who the fuck is gonna jerkoff to some 150kg pile of fat with hair on her arms?
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Everyone below this post here >>35038823 is gay
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>>35038821
Ok
>>
Women would you date a man who cooks hot dogs in the microwave
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>>35038823
yea
cani have one
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>>35038812
Ew. For some reason all this stuff spreading to old people really icks me out. Like it's penetrated too deep to stop so that even people who weren't brought up in this and should know better are fucked. Man..
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>>35038710
>>35038718
/ck/ jannies are probably the most trigger happy
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>>35038807
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>>35038821
That's a pretty clever trick to use on boards with a semi-predictable rate of posting. You're kinda clever, anon. Wanna cross swords, no homo?
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>>35038820
>hair on her arms?
...is that not normal?
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>>35038727
Who the fuck calls her son "son"
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>>35038823
No. I need it to either be boiled in a pot or roasted in the toaster oven.
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>>35038829
Everyone knows girls are hairless humans who don't shit or fart.
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>>35038829
of course not. women are supposed to be hairless. you're not a man
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>>35038811
It was revealed to me during an astral projection. Your feeble intellect cannot hope to comprehend. Google says that's a pornstar, btw. Is that why that one anon's desire to quit porn triggered you?
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>>35038835
So you want me bald headed, no brows, no lashes?
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Bot thread tn
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>>35038832
>BlueValkyrie
Wait a sec, I think I know you from somewhere...
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>>35038837
your body i meant. maybe it's just me but i dont like hair on women's body at all. instant ick
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>>35038779
What a pussy
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>>35038840
I have the whole game memorized.
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>>35037837
M
I woke up in my apartment, alone and in silence. I walked to the bathroom with thoughts of my friends anywhere from 3 years older to 7 years younger than me being married with kids already or quitting their jobs and backpacking across southeast asia and was flooded with thoughts of "Holy fuck Anon, you need to lock in, graduate, and get your life started already"

Also I thought about how I couldn't go see
>her
right now because I'm basically shackled here until graduation.
>>35038163
Boers, they're this insane mix of cute and sexy. I could listen to them talk forever
>>35038206
Depends on the girl but my go-tos are basically Kaguya, Madoka, and Baccano!! Those three basically cover any type of girl.
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>>35037817
State gender and thoughts on fapping to pics of people you know irl (social media pics)

Have you done it before. Does it bother you that a coworker/friend could be fapping to your social media pics?
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>>35038836
You seriously don't know whow that is? Lol

I only used the image because of her shit-eating grin. So much for having my thoughts revealed to you through "astral projection" kek
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>>35038841
Honestly that's fair, but I think hairless to the point of even arms is an uncommon preference, at least in the states
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>>35038845
Degen
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is there a way to numb yourself to rejection from a girl? like i still remember getting rejected by my oneitis even though it was 4+ years ago or by that girl in highschool which was now 7 years ago. i feel like it affects me more than the average person
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in very old norse mythology, the beautiful blonde goddesses were eternally chased by the two spirits named "seethe" and "cope"
I remember this every time I see a female speak
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>>35038850
>is there a way to numb yourself to rejection from a girl?
didn't read the rest of your post but yes.
say you just lost a leg in a horrible accident. then you ask out a hot woman. she rejects you. You will not dwell on it. your leg is missing. You forget about her and ask out another hottie the next day.
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>>35038851
>.> ok bro. We get it. You goon and stalk her and you're very ugly.
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>>35038845
M; could never get off to social media pics even as a teenager. What I always got off to was pics that I wasn't supposed to have access to (sister's self-nudes, scandalous pictures guy friends would take of girls they would hook up with then share in secret, or pics/vids of family friends I'd steal off of their phones). Used to hate myself for it. The guilt was more than I could bear for a while. But eh, I'm over it now. It's only a problem if I get caught, and it's been years since I've had the motivation to give into my problematic voyeurism.

Don't even use social media anymore. No idea how guys can get off to clothed pics people post willingly.
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>>35038846
>So much for having my thoughts revealed to you through "astral projection" kek
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>>35038844
Is that this Kaguya that's ranked #1 on anikore?

>>35038845
Don't like it. I don't even like getting off to people who share lewd pics with me without getting their permission. Even if we're dating.
I don't care much what other people do. I doubt anybody would ever fap to me.
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>>35038857
Not really sure what you meant by this, but great job, anon. I'm proud of you!
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>>35038857
Out of curiosity, are you American?
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>>35038845
>Have you done it before.
No, but that's because I prefer imagination to stills of women in bikinis.
>Does it bother you that a coworker/friend could be fapping to your social media pics?
No. I don't have social media, but if I did, I would understand that anything I post could be used for that before posting it. Just don't tell me about it.

>>35038753
>How difficult do you like your games?
It depends on the type of game. I like puzzles and strat games to be as difficult as possible, while I like shooters and slashers to be a bit more on the easy side because I like power fantasies. Like Cyberpunk, I usually play on Easy mode because I like feeling like a machine god.

>>35038727
>your mom texts you this. wwyd
Wonder why she calls me son, how she got access to my money, and how she got my number.
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>>35038863
I'm Jamaican
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>>35038865
You're Jamaican me crazy, mon!
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>>35038845
F
I'm running all my pictures through ai just to twart this possibility.
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>AMERICANS could be here...
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>>35038860
>Is that this Kaguya that's ranked #1 on anikore
Correct!

I'm surprised you haven't watched it, it's hilarious
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>>35038865
Yeah, I figured you weren't American. I wonder if it's the backwards culture of your nation or the English barrier that inspires non-Americans to post things that do nothing but make them look like utter fools.
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>>35038867
What does this solve
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>>35038845
M
I don't like fapping to pics but I will fap to them with my imagination or with memories
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>>35038868
Hello, nonamerican.
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>>35038845
M
ive fapped to social media pics before, and everyone here also has. dont lie, anons
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>>35038870
That so?
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>>35038871
NTA, but nothing. Hopefully she realizes this sooner rather than later.
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>>35038870
>post things that do nothing but make them look like utter fools.
This is so funny keep going
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>>35038864
>I like puzzles and strat games to be as difficult as possible
I'm jealous. I have a strategy game I want to play, but I'm anxious I'll fuck up and permanently lose characters.

>>35038869
It must be at least decent if it outranks every single other anime in existence on there, lmao. It does sound like something I'd like.
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>>35038876
It's just a running theory I've got is all from having to decipher nonsensical shitposts made by the mental midgets of 4chan.

Seems like the website is now largely non-American, and that 99% of low-quality responses are made by people who have a very poor grasp of the English language. Used to be that Americans were considered the dumbest people on Earth, but this website has proven to me beyond a reasonable doubt that it couldn't be any further from the truth.
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>>35038879
that's crazy

also
>Code Geass still in the top 20

BASED
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need a handsome large cock man in my bedroom rn
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>>35038885
Hey
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>>35038887
how handsome and how large cock?
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>>35038889
Man of your dreams and 7.5 inches
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>>35038885
im statistically above avg....
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>>35038890
my dreams died many years ago
>>35038891
what is the current average?
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>>35038894
I can rekindle them
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>>35038894
5.1-5.5 inches
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>>35038894
>what is the current average?
About 5.51 inches long and 4.59 inch girth.
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do some men really have 10+ inch cocks (length)?
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>>35038898
No. There's a bounty for any man who can prove it and none have. Any who claim to in porn or whatever are just using camera tricks.
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men, if u had to pick:
long skinny p*nis
or short thick p*nis?
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Femanon, you really need a good breeding, don't you
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>>35038903
Long skinny penis has no benefits.
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>>35038895
how would you love me?
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>>35038823
Yes but I will judge him and not want one
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>>35038898
The odds of it are so infinitesimally small that most people would go their whole life without meeting someone.

>>35038900
If your dick is that big, it's 100% more of a burden. Sure, you could monetize it, but I don't think most people would.
But yeah, porn is a lie and most of them aren't even breaking 7 inches, much less the 9+ their dildos are sold as.
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>>35038904
No.
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>>35038911
>it's 100% more of a burden
Oh definitely. Average vagina isn't gonna take that by any measure. Ohnut is its only hope of salvation, and if its girth is proportionate, well, good luck.
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men how many fingers would u trade if it meant it each one added 1 inch to ur height?
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Oof 3 namefags in a row this shit is so dead
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>>35038550
Who are you, his mother?
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>>35038906
>>35038913
No printer. Only fax.
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>>35038914
Zero? The hell am I gonna do with extra inches of height? Hit my head on more doorframes?
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>>35038896
my dick small asf and its in that window. damn maybe i really am warped by pornbrain
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>>35038915
I find it kinda entertaining. How many korrasami text walls and bv one liners can we get in a row and how much can they milk out of what's here
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>>35038907
Take you on cute dates somewhere nice, buy you little gifts and treats, hug you, console you when you're sad, sit you on my lap and hold you while telling you it'll be alright and we'll get through it together, cuddles, passionate missionary plappies
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>>35038914
I don't have enough to make it worth it
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>>35038898
It's astronomically, obscenely unlikely. It's like saying you're 8ft tall. It's definitely something that's happened, but anyone claiming it online can be dismissed as obviously lying.
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>>35038738
I want to turn things around and be successful while still being a degenerate.
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Does anybody else sometimes masturbate before they shower even if they weren't really thinking about it before deciding to shower because you don't want to suddenly have the urge right after you shower?
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>>35038911
I have spoken to a few twinks with third legs and a few say they pass out if they get boners too fast. So big peenus can be bad for your health.
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Gender

What video game genres do you like?
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after dating a goth girl I can say they are underrated actually
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>>35038922
sounds nice... if only it would happen to me
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>>35038930
M
Fightan
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>>35038930
>What video game genres do you like?
Speaking of picrel, there are some porn games where you can legitimately play just for the story. Others, you kinda lose interest when you cum, so you save and quit until you're horny again.
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>>35038930
M
NTR hentai games
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>>35038930
Fighting, card, action adventure, roguelike, RPG.
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>>35038930
Idk. Some stuff happening. Adventure?
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>>35038931
They wear black, that's all I know
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>>35038930
M
strategy (RTS, turn-based, and grand strategy), mmo, rpg, puzzles, VNs, party games
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>>35038944
Ayy lmao
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>>35038932
I believe in you
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is dating a (highfunctioning) autistic man supposed to be easier than dating a non autistic man?
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>>35038947
Fuck no
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>>35038947
Nope. Not even those men are capable of having a healthy range of emotions.
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>>35038951
i specified high functioning tho
>>35038949
how come?
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>>35038947
It may not be easy but it may be worthwhile
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Men:

If I'm making out with a man, and I suddenly reach into his pants and start playing with his dick, is that an act of rape or molestation?
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>>35038955
no but if im insecure about my penis and you touch it im allowed to cry on your shoulder about it later
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>>35038914
height isnt the thing holding me back
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>>35038947
Absolutely not. The worst men I know are autistic. STAY AWAY.
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19M spent most of my teenage years being a repressed little chudposting weirdo but now that I'm tired of that; would a large percentage of women would be turned off by a sexually submissive and generally non-assertive man? Is there any way to seek out girls that like this stuff? Cause from what I've observed among female-audience reels comments masculinity seems to boil down to sexual arousal from dominance (I think incel rage partly comes from blackpillers seeing that the prime, king indicator of physical beauty (height) will ALWAYS be in the back of women's minds, in THEIR future wife's mind) and usefulness/being a provider/entertainment value (which I'm not convinced is anything more than leveraging perceived gender roles, people like free shit)

I understand female dommes exist but fuck man outside of my gooner shit it just seems like such a fringe. If like 70% of the fem pop secretly just wants to be rag dolled it's gonna be pretty hard for me
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>>35038958
then what is
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>>35038914
idgaf ab height im 6'4 and this shit is overrated
i'd give a pinkie finger if it meant my dick was big tho
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>>35038961
autism and social anxiety
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>>35038952
They usually mask severe narcissism and it's downhill from there.
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>>35038952
They make 6 figs but don't really know how to properly have friends or relationships, they just run on an "if I do z they do y" computer-esque logic system, you can always feel it's off. And forget about him intuiting your emotions or desires, which he'll probably secretly find annoying anyways, if you don't explain everything dead on he won't catch on.
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>>35038955
Idk but you're getting your boobs and waist groped
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>>35038945
damn, I really am just the half-black male version of you (I also love women)
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>>35038914
I'm 6'2, I'm fine with my height.
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>>35038965
You mean Ohio right?
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Calling all Namefag anons,

May we know why your Namefag is your Namefag? And do you ever wish you had chosen a different name?
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>moids are all suddenly 6'2+
yeah
uh huh
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>>35038975
No.
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>>35038976
I am 6'2
I'm also a 27 year old virgin
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>>35038844
>>35038860
>K*guya
Kek, I read the manga, this shit is pseud garbage. The author lost popularity and isn't called Hacka for nothing.
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>>35038975
>May we know why your Namefag is your Namefag?
I was just casually avatarfagging with Avatar and people started calling me Korrasami poster. They used to call me Finance on /soc/, but I never namefagged.
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>>35038955
You're not superhuman, so he could presumably slap your hand away if he didn't want it getting into his pants.
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>>35038982
>Finance on /soc/

Whys that?
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>>35038975
>why your Namefag is your Namefag?
I was around enough that people started recognizing my posts. Got tired of "announcing myself" every thread to keep older conversations going.
>do you ever wish you had chosen a different name?
I didn't choose it, ATOGA did.
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>>35038975
>Namefag anons
This is an oxymoron. "Anonymous" literally means "without a name". You either an anon or a namefag.
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>>35038976
im not
it's 8 inches though
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>>35038978
literally me, unironically

it is not over yet bwo
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>>35038985
I said I worked in finance, so someone started calling me Finance.
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men would u let me lick whip cream off ur chest
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>>35038992
So a Jew...
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>>35038993
If I was planning to shower shortly.
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>>35038774
Yeah, but half the time she'll get all huffy about it. She'll pretend she isn't annoyed but it's obvious she is.
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>>35038994
No, I work for some Jews, tho.
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>>35038993
only if I get to lick whip cream off of your chest
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>>35039001
nope its a one way road sorry
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>>35037817
Does anyone feel like social media is some sort of voyeurism?

Isn't it better if people showed you their lifestyle pics off their phone during an irl interaction? Social media is such a weird game. Poeple will post shit but then act like others are stalker sif they see they look at all their stories or look at their pages
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>>35038927
why would u want to stay degenerate though?
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>>35038955
Neither. It's a misunderstanding. People have really fucked themselves over arguing the minutiae of laws when simple common sense would do. I blame the jews. They're the ones keep arguing with God over details.
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>>35037837
M
my wife
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>>35039008
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>>35039011
i remember you from a while ago the last time i was here, fellow kimabro
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>>35038993
>>35039001
Who the fuck spells it like that
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>>35039012
dont you feel any guilt? or shame?
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>>35039017
thats how its pronounced tbf
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>>35039015
Cheers mate.
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>>35039019
No
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either gender
whats the scariest experience you've endured in adulthood?
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>>35039020
No it isn't
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>>35037817
Inside you there are two robots...
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>>35039027
yes it is, i just said it out loud
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>>35039029
Whipped cream
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>>35039024
getting cheated on.
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>>35039030
the ed barely comes out
if u just verbally said whip cream to someone i bet u they wouldnt notice
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>>35039024
M killing myself and coming back to life
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>>35039032
It looks stupid like a child first learning words, that's literally now how it's spelled. Don't you also say mash potato
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>>35039034
> Don't you also say mash potato
lol yes
how do u even remember that xd
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>>35039022
you scare me, fair enough though
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>>35038947
yes. most high function men are emotionally intelligent and usually very handsome
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>>35039037
the brutal truth is that being flatly prejudiced and bigoted against the ugly and mentally ill in life basically guarantees better social outcomes. it sounds cruel but ugly people are usually terrible and worth avoiding in most cases
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>>35037864
>>35037940
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>>35039042
almost all of these can be put in repulsive lmao
also
>dick size
>they dont really care tier
just lmfao bro.
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>>35039042
not even being biased but most girls dont actually care if a guy is a little overweight like that photo shows
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>>35037837
That high quality female sexbots will be a thing in our lifetime. I can't wait for the seethe felt around the world. Only a few years to go now.
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>>35038996
Sounds like your girlfriend has double standards: she expects to be given time to herself when feeling sour but will resent you for doing the same. She won't change after a fight, indicating a pattern of thought and behaviour that is set in stone. The idea that men (and, consequently, you) don't have the right to feelings was present in her mind before you were there and will be present after.

Your options are:
1. Play her game. Become more emotionally volatile. Women think that this is completely their territory and that they have the right to treat men as little robots. But in order for this strategy to work you have to be really spiteful. And you have to be smart about it too. Do anything emasculating and she'll see you as a pansy, and that's game over. It should be under the table, subtle, and leave her absolutely seething in a way where she can't pin fault directly at you in any way. For example, you could have a fight Thursday, take her out Friday, find a girl who's giving you the eyes and give them back just long enough for your girl to sense it but not enough for her to confront without sounding jealous.

The idea is that you're providing an incentive she actually cares about. Your girlfriend probably couldn't give two shits about your sourness, but if you can get the message across that you're aware of other options and will start looking for them if you feel like it, she'll tighten up fast if she likes you.

2. If you love your girlfriend more than yourself, find a way to get over your sourness. Realize that women do this shit, and it's not fair, and it doesn't make sense, but you chose to be here, with this person, and doing that means slicing off a part that's screaming for justice and release.

or you could just tell her what makes you feel resentful and you can work on it like thoughtful partners. I'm sure that'd be worth a go, right?
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i think i've run out of time to land a baddie gf. what should i do? i need some advice
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>>35038993
It's bony, wouldn't be fun
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Women have called me an enigma. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
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>>35039050
maybe stop judging women by their bodies u sick fuck
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>>35038993
yes but only if you tie me up first
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>>35039053
they judge me too. why shouldn't i?
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>>35039055
u can do w/u want but going by ur first post ur def dying alone lmao
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>>35039057
what did i even say that was wrong? i said im running out of time to get a hot gf
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I need an autistic gf.
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>>35039052
i don't know it's kind of hard to figure out
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>>35039064
Darn
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>>35039054
ok but if ur getting tied up then theres gonna be a lot more done to u than just some whip cream on ur chest
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>>35038845
I look at them but I don't fap to them. You shouldn't do either honestly. I can use my imagination to fap, but that feels wrong to do to people I know irl so I don't.
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>>35039068
im kinda scared :3 what would you do?
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>>35037839
>its you who must kill me Snape, with your unregistered wand
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>>35039071
>>35039068
get a room u two horny fucks
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>>35039071
force u to sign a marriage certificate
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>>35039052
Big whoop. People call me a nigga all the time too.
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this is someone's life right now...
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>>35039071
God damn, nigger. You're moist.
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>>35039083
I know a guy just like this. Skinny, works as an electrician. Dude still got cheated on + left. She even kept the engagement ring, in his state it's an "unconditional gift" so he couldnt force her to give it back.
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>>35038993
>men would u let me lick whip cream off ur chest
I don't think you'd want to, I'm quite hairy.
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>>35039101
even better
i love hairy men
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>>35038955
>If I'm making out with a man, and I suddenly reach into his pants and start playing with his dick, is that an act of rape or molestation?
It could be, sure, especially if it's the first time you've done that. What's wrong with asking if he's okay with it before you do?
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>>35039083
The guy should invest in melatonin, best some big package
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>>35038947
>is dating a (highfunctioning) autistic man supposed to be easier than dating a non autistic man?
Fuck, no. It's one misunderstanding after another, forever. It requires infinite patience.

t. autistic man
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>>35038898
>do some men really have 10+ inch cocks (length)?
It's fantastically rare, but yes. The porn star John Holmes was at least that size, and possibly bigger.
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>>35039102
Yeah, but I'm guessing you don't like getting a mouthful of hair while eating whipped cream.
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Do you think twins would post together on the internet?
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>>35039102
moid hands
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>>35039110
no, it's a honey trap.
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Foids und mods with a foid question:

gonna have my foid over for Halloween I was thinking of playing vistas with her she never played anything but it could be fun.

Short horror games or couch co-op?
Any recommendations?
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>>35039113
That doesn't answer my question
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>>35039114
>vistas
Vidyas
Stupid phone posting
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>>35039075
aww thx <<3
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>>35039114
Be aware that women hate video games.
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>>35039083
almost ended up like this but wasn't as heavy and this depiction at least still hugging instead of keeping to their side of the bed with no intimacy
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>>35039118
who gives a fuck what a woman likes? i play video games because i like to. if a woman has a problem with that she can fuck off
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>>35039121
>I play video games because i like to. if a woman has a problem with that she can fuck off
Not everyone is fit for a relationship
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>>35039122
if me playing video games can cause a breakup then we were never compatible anyway
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>>35039114
Idk, FEED IT maybe, it's recent and has that horror/schizo atmosphere
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>>35039124
ok
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>>35039118
>collecting card games not on the list
They left out a lot of stuff huh?
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>>35039118
Why do women hate vidya and then go play stardew valley or dressmaker?
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>>35039118
>wasting your life savings away on gambling is less unattractive to women than playing Minecraft
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>>35039130
I think they look at it as him being loose with money and not stingy.
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>>35039132
It's still a reason to disconsider w*men's opinions.
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i've realised the woman around me aka those i can pull dont excite me. i've decided to hit the gym become more muscular than date in my 30s when im hopefully more richer and more muscular. is this a good idea? i cant think of anything else
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>>35039133
The women's opinion on dating is crucial unless you're gay/bi
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How are femcels or single women real? Men are literally lusting after anthropomorphic women, bar is in hell
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>>35039139
femcels dont exist. i've seen so many mid women, straight up ugly ass fat obese women hooking up with chads. the percentage of male virgins is way higher than female virgins as well. a woman cannot be a femcel, all single women are volcels
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>>35039139
Men only simp in fiction, irl they're hardasses
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>>35039142
You're supposed to date your simp.... I've taken most of my girlfriends to my dacha for an picnic
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>>35039139
Men lust after everything, that doesn't indicate an eagerness to seriously date at all.
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>>35039144
>I bought you a dinner I'm such a simp you should date me immediately!
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>>35039147
And you get to see the lakes first hand...

>>35039146
Men date everything too anonette, standards are in hell
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The Ethan Klein scandal changed my perspective on leyered haircuts forever. I always thought adding leyers to long hair makes it look better regardless of face shape but Tamara hair looks like shit
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>>35039149
I like straight hair, but that's my personal preference
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>>35039134
Getting fitter won't help you get with more attractive women - being more confident will. Also, any woman who doesn't have BPD prefers to date men who are approximately her own age, so if you're in your 30s you'll be dating women in their 30s, and they are necessarily less attractive than they were when they were ten years younger.
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>>35039154
>Getting fitter won't help you get with more attractive women - being more confident will
Absolutely baseless bs
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>>35039134
How old ru now
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>>35039024
>whats the scariest experience you've endured in adulthood?
M. Going to hospital with pain and a strong feeling of pressure in my chest. (They decided in the end it was probably Costochondritis, but it felt very much like the description of a heart attack).
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>>35039155
There are countless gymcels in the world who thought as you do.
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>>35039159
You're such an idiot it's not even funny
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>>35039156
27
>>35039154
i dont think confidence helps create attraction. i dont want to date old 30+ women man. stayed all my life and now im supposed to get with a old woman who had her fun with the bad boys? cmon
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How do I get a gf who looks like pic rel
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>>35039163
Better start now, I feel old and that's it too late at 29
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>>35039166
i feel it's too late at 27, and i turned 27 very recently. i had very conservative religious parents who made sure i stayed away from women for a long time which definitely why i am here today. i actually want to hop on dating apps and try my luck there. if i dont get nothing i will try drugs n hookers to cope with loneliness for the rest of my life
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>>35039134
unironically in this boat except there are no women around me and I believe in the delusion that if i become a competent artist i can finally have permission to be attractive to a woman
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what do you guys usually say to escalate a date into sex?
do you just go "wanna come over to my place?" or do you go for a more direct "lets go to a hotel" or something like that
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>>35039172
Well hit the gym and if it doesn't work then by you're 35 we have AI powered robot gfs
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>>35039118
>tfw do taxidermy, bird watching, and magic tricks
>tfw like trains but don't build models
It's fucking over
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>>35039175
Men are horny everyday you shouldn't signal anything, otherwise you just look entitled
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>>35039179
>dont signal anything
thats ridiculous advice. if you dont initiate itll never happen, as a man
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Why do men even try to make points like these when all they do is make sex sound less appealing to women? And if you're having good monogamous sex it's meaningless.
>yeah after she brings home her own money in the same way as you, I bet she goes home and has awesome sex with her hot husband and gets multiple orgasms haha what a loser
This reads like an insult, but the insult is that having sex with men is bad. What is the point? Having a vagina is bad?
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>>35039184
Dropped image
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>>35039181
You have to wait for a signal or initiation, no other way
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Misogyny thread? Misogyny thread.
>>35039178
Women hate the beauty of the world.
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y do men and women hate each other here?
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>>35039189
Women started it.
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i will never find a woman who likes the things i like and who wants me in the way i want to be wanted
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>>35039193
That's too fucking bad
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>>35039184
>>35039185
She's a hoe
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>>35039186
You dont know what youre talking about. Ive initiated out of nowhere (after enough time has passed) and its gotten me laid. But I want to know how you guys do it? One time a girl said I was too direct
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>>35039197
You sound like a guy that I don't want to help
>>
one must imagine anonymous happy
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>>35039198
well as youve already shown you wouldn't be able to anyway lmao
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One must imagine women miserable
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>>35039197
>But I want to know how you guys do
This is an incel thread, women only fuck chads and chads should get out
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>>35039201
Self roast
>>
No normies allowed past this point.
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one day i'll get a bisexual gf
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>>35039211
why would you want one? bi's always cheat, theyre hypersexual
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>>35039212
Where does this belief that cheating is a result of "horny bar overflowing"?
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>>35039176
im skinny as fuck. i have shit genetics
>>35039173
i dont even know what to do now. some say rope it's over which is not entirely incorrect but you know you still want to live and experience shit
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>>35039215
noone said that. but thats why bisexual women cheat yeah
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>>35039212
Bi women* Bi men are loyal
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>>35039218
I don't believe that's what drives cheating, and the category of 'hypersexual' is a misnomer. More sexual desire does not always line up with more sex. Lots of people have lots of sex that's ultimately mechanical and shallow.
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>>35039219
If you actively want a bi person then you should expect them to have a gf and a bf imo
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>>35039221
Most people are bisexual to a degree, in fact the whole term *bi* is a shitty scale since most guys would sleep with a cute enough guy and most girls vice versa.
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>>35039212
I'm hypersexual, but I'd never cheat.
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>>35039224
Yes you would
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>>35039223
So you agree with me but found a loophole?
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>>35039189
have you tried interacting with the foids?
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how do i convince my wife to take a shit on my chest
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>>35039193
You should like her things instead. It's super easy
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>>35039227
No, I wouldn't. I'm very happy in my relationship, especially sexually.
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>>35039229
Most people don't cheat but most people are bi so no.
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what is ya all's opinion on all these late teen, early 20s attractive people becoming influencers? everyday i see some hot chick/guy doing cringe shit on the streets for some dumb instagram reel
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>>35039238
If it's agreed then it's not cheating
>most people are bi
If that's your honest opinion and not an ad hoc lie then ok
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>>35039235
Good for you
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>>35039210
everyone here is a normie except few anons
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>>35039247
Don't go too deep into that false dichotomy that only exists in you head.
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>>35039247
do I count as normie if I go out a couple times per week for activities, but I don't really have close friends in any group? I wouldn't say they don't like me, but I'm probably the weird guy
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>>35039242
After enjoying yaoi/BL, realising that I only find Asians men attractive, I've reached the conclusion that sexual categories in terms of hetero-, bi- or homosexuality is absolutely useless and should only be used to signify desire in romantic long term relationships and not attraction to one particular gender. With modern medicine, filters, perfumes, sexual practices that don't require PIV and different races colliding in unnatural ways etc it's completely normal for the average heterosexual man to find feminine men sexually desirable. By extension, we must conclude that sexual desire is a spectrum and that ways we evolved to choose the *correctly* gendered partner have become outdated.

Instead of referring it to has bisexuality you should try to point out what types of men they have liaisons with, how often these happen etc etc but that means evaluating person based on their sexual history which is also applicable to heterosexuals. Does he sleep with fat women, girls with STDs etc etc
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Do women really wear bras like this?
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>>35039223
>>35039238
>>35039262
you are retarded and projecting yourself onto the rest of the world
BL literally rots the brains of anyone who consumes it lmao
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Goddamn why is everyone blackpilling me so much today?
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>>35039266
what did you get blackpilled on? Vaguepost king
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>>35039251
most people here are larpers. if you have a relatively normal life and were not a misfit growing up you're a normie, doesnt matter if you're single rn or dont have many friends.
>>35039258
i would say you're a normie, just a lilttle awkward or introverted
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>>35039268
Twitter, irl, here
I just wanna kms honestly
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>>35039263
I don't wear bras in general.
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>>35039245
Yes. So don't generalize things or accuse me of being a cheater.
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>>35039273
no i mean what topic did you get blackpilled on? women?
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>>35039273
me too. some tweets are just brutal, especially the ones from women where they show their true unfiltered nature
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I'm clearpilled. You cannot blackpill me anymore, it's impossible
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>>35039223
Nah. Dudes are way more binary than women and I’ve argued this shit with lesbians so many times. It’s not homophobia. We just like pussy or dick and it isn’t that complicated.
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>>35039263
>Do women really wear bras
I take mine off the second I'm home. I hate bras
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>>35039282
>tfw I'm milky-white pilled since I'm at that point in my cycle and not well hydrated
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>>35039223
>Most people are bisexual to a degree,
Maybe in fiction.
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>>35039223
Do bisexuals think everyone is actually a part of their club? Most men would never touch another man's dick
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The guy I'm with was literally the only person, besides my dad, who visited me in the hospital after a drunk driver nearly killed me. He brought me tiramisu and my school work from college and hung out with me while I was crying in pain. You lot would call him a simp, but I found out who actually gave a shit about me then. What a surprise, it wasn't my girl friends or the "chads" or the church or anyone else at school. It was the guy I went to cons with, and played games with, and shared memes with on discord. Stop pursuing people who won't give you the time of day, and stop being so bitter about everything. You'll find who you are meant to be with, so long as you're not a total spazz.
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>>35039282
congrats you've reached the last and final stage of grief which is acceptance
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>>35039291
A lot of them really do think that. It's very rapey
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>>35039292
The problem is that most people don't replicate the attention they recieve
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>>35038930
F
rpgs, sometimes shooters, and CK3 because I like to murder random people shut up
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>>35039273
I've been immune to twitter ever since Elon started selling checkmarks. My brain looks for the checkmark first and just ignores whatever was said if it finds one.
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>>35039296
based map game enjoyer foid
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>>35038930
M
Shmups, fighting games, beat-em-ups, racing games, light gun games, action adventure, survival horror, CRPGs and JRPGs.
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>>35039295
I dote on him. I will admit I saw him as a friend in class. But I saw every man as a friend and wasn't dating anyone, so that hardly counts. He pursued me, and that's how I realized he was special
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>>35039299
I mostly just become king/queen and then abduct people that annoy me and torture them
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>>35037817
I didn't suffer. but they should.
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6ft tall with giant knockers and a soft spankable bum
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>>35039273
We HATE women here.
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>>35039311
Stop describing my gf.
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Should I rub one out before halloween? I'll let atoga decide
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>>35039331
Only if it's to the thought of me.
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>>35039331
yes, but it has to be to a slutty japanese catgirl
>>
My bassist is black, should I refer to his signature basslines as "black basslines"?
>>
The Ethan Klein thing is so god damn funny
>>
2D>>>>>>>>3D
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>>35039335
The funny part is people only care because they’re jewish
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Should I cosplay malfoid for halloween
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>>35039338
Sure
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>>35039338
If you want to be dressed the same as 5 other people, sure
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>>35039334
yes
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I'll never get a white girl. My only options are Asians and Indians. How do I not kill myself.
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>>35039332
>>35039333
Eh, I don't really feel like it in the end. Dun wanna get horny
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>>35039337
I’ve thought the guy was a slimeball for like ten years. The group Cat in the Hat costume with him as the cat and and his wife and mistress as thing 1 and thing 2 got me good
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>>35039338
Do you have blonde hair and green eyes?
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>>35039344
You can tell by his physiognomy that he's no good
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>>35039342
>My only options are Asians
"I can't have pork chops anymore, only steak"
Yeah, absolute rope fuel.
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>>35039347
More like Michelin star Italian spaghetti vs instant ramen
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Is it a bowl of Cheerios in thy lap? Or to lap up a bowl of Cheerios.. that is the question.
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>>35039342
y cant u get a white girl
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>>35039263
No, and that's several sizes too big for her to sit so neatly and loosely
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>>35039349
Most white women are more like a Starbucks breakfast sandwich than a Michelin Star meal.
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>>35039353
Too short and unmasculine
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>>35039346
I never thought he was funny, but I knew he was probably a bad person the day I learned about Teddy Fresh and his wife. I can't really articulate it but that Teddy Fresh brand has insanely bad vibes
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>>35039353
All you have to do is create a trail of matcha lattes and lulu lemons
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The men in my sex fantasies are always hoes who can't resist having their pps touched. It's never about me, they just gaily give their seed to anyone who touches their pp. Is that unrealistic?
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>>35039357
I love asian women but most of them are grocery store sushi.
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>>35039357
Which is still leagues above instant ramen
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why wont she talk to me? we have plenty in common. she responds when I engage. even does personal favors for me. she will not initiate. she will not elaborate. its driving me insane
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>>35039358
white women are probably the easiest. most eastern women are way pickier
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>>35039357
cold and flavorless
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>>35039361
Nah I'd hoe out too if I was hot
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>>35039365
She's not interested in you like that. I'm assuming you're not also sitting on your hands.
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are u eating a nutritional breakfast today atoga?
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>>35039345
blonde and blue
my dad has green eyes but I didn't get em
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>>35039365
When dealing with women you need to understand that 95% of them will never initiate. If you have any expectation that they will approach you or initiate convos the same way that you do the trash those expectations.You need to initiate and constantly keep convo going at least for the first week or so then when things get more locked in the girl will start initiating
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>>35039366
I don't think so, Asian girls are known for being easy for white guys for a reason. They're shorter and prefer more androgynous looking guys
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If I was a girl Id never have sex because for women sex is a submissive act and Im dominant
Id probably die alone with a lot of cats
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should i get a buzzcut, fade or just growout my current haircut which is a simple sidepart?
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>>35039375
If you were a girl, you would need plappies
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>>35039370
Brekky most important meal of the day. Dont miss out on your macros and brotein.
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>>35039379
Holy macros
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>>35039375
that's not how women think. they love being on their backs and getting drilled into another dimension. as a guy you will find that repulsive except a few weirdos who are into pegging and shit
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Lol he wants her to make the first move guys he wants her to ask him out and plan the date
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>>35039378
He needs plappies as it stands now
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>>35039370
Eggs
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hello gora sir and gori mem's. how is your morning sir/ma'am?
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Women, I only watch male sportsball and never female sportsball
Is that a red flag?
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>>35039382
y r u agnst tht?
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Lowkenuinely need a girl to call me daddy
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>>35039382
chad does what chad wants
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>>35039391
Don't bring Dorozea into such degeneracy
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>>35039382
same, the woman who asks me out, plans our dates, and initiates sex is the woman i deserve
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I’m going to die of an infection because my doctor is retarded
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Genuinely need a woman who makes me call her mommy
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>>35039394
>dorozea
never in a million years i thought someone here would know her....
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>>35039397
Those don't exist
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>>35039369
i dont even know if im interested. she wont give me anything to play off of but she is being nice as if my attention is welcome
>>35039372
it has only been a few weeks of me trying to get her to open up. can keep trying but im afraid im missing something somehow. like she told me to fuck off and I totally missed it
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Why do women pretend that Sabrina Carpenter is hot, but pretend that Hayley Williams isn't?
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>>35039396
Do you have sepsis and or gangrene
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>>35039398
She's hot and play counter strike. Two of 4chan's favorite things.
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>>35039400
>i dont even know if im interested.
That means you aren't.
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Time to start a new life.
https://youtu.be/PDr42dzsbAQ
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>>35039401
Every straight girl I knew in the 2000s wanted to make out with her
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I never understood how people can hang out at work. Everybody is always buddy buddy with someone and they exchange numbers and talk and have lunch breaks together. Oh my God it annoys me to no end.
I've been at the same company for 5 years and I've never spoken to anybody outside of 'morning' and 'bye'. I've just realized that I'm the only guy sulking by myself. I only go to work to do my 8hrs and I'm fucking GONE. No OT, no office parties, no birthday cakes or notifying anyone it's happening.
ASPD fucking sucks, but then again I also hate being around people too. I literally have to try hard to pretend to be normal and I feel like a lizard when I'm in a group.
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>>35039361
Women admitting that they most desire men who don't love them #6000000
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>>35039401
She looks like this one Albanian chick I dated in high school
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>>35039406
counter strike? on 4chan? i doubt anyone here has even heard of that game.
dorozea is cute af, she is like ideal wife material. too bad she probably has a bf
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>>35039412
hope you didn't catch an STD, they're basically gypsies
t.balkanite
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>>35039410
Avtists when they see people being friends
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>>35039362
Sushi my favorite food, tho

>>35039363
Instant Ramen comes in a lot of different qualities, some rivaling from restaurants.

>>35039367
>cold and flavorless
And not worth the money. I'm not paying $7 for a microwaved egg.

>>35039375
>for women sex is a submissive act and Im dominant
Sex with women is only as submissive or dominant as you make it.

>>35039388
>Is that a red flag?
Green flag because it means you're less likely to be a gooner.

>>35039401
Women love Hayley Williams. Wtf are you talking about?
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>be foid
>half ass something or fuck it up or even deliberately ruin something belonging to moid
>moid gets angry
>start crying and wibbling and say: 'i was just trying to get your attention uuwaah' and cry hard
>moid gets tricked and starts coddling you even tho you deliberately crossed him
why are moids so easy
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>>35039417
I had a few friends but one guy hates me because I fucked his gf and the other guy is boring as fuck and I can't stand the sight of him.
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>>35039416
Bro we were like 15 or 16 neither of us were fucking. Besides most of them are pretty normal here but they seem to love wolf cuts for some reason
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>>35039420
this woman is so hot even with that unkempt hair, no makeup she is still hot as fuck. i cannot even imagine how hot she would be with makeup and a nice outfit
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how do i get a power bottom gf who makes me eat and fuck her asshole?
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>>35039422
don't worry her entire extended family had a go lmao
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>>35039420
I'd get picrel pregnant
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>>35039410
Same man I can't fucking stand it it's as though everyone in society where performing like clowns exaggerating their emotions for social clout and they overreact about the most boring if details
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>>35039420
that type of woman doesn't appeal to me and i'm not interested in coddling or being protective
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>>35039425
QRD?
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Heterosexual anons, are there any situations/times when you would want a bi/gay or asexual person to disclose their sexuality to you, or act differently around you than a straight person would?
If yes, what are those situations/expectations?
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>>35039430
Nigga what do you possibly need explained about that
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>>35039431
I would like the gays to please just be normal around me.
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>>35039420
>why are moids so easy
the reason lies between your legs
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Ever become so alone you no longer have anything to warrant discussion or seek company in others? It is a bit lonely to accept
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>>35039430
Zergs act like gyppo mafia. Males are either thieves or dealers, women are usually hoars or have a male cohort to steal your kidneys
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>>35039432
I wasn't aware that was a stereotype
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>>35039418
>Instant Ramen comes in a lot of different qualities, some rivaling from restaurants
If I can't even get a mid tier white woman how would I possibly get a top tier Asian
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>>35039431
bro I literally don't give a shit about your special snowflake pants related mental illnesses, just don't touch me if you have the gay
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>>35039395
In other words, you don't deserve one
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>>35039439
It's a stereotype for basically every 3rd world family. Yes Balkans are the 3rd world
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>>35039431
M
Generally theres no real need.
With a lot of them you do not need to guess. They have the fagccent and everything, theres little room for confusion.
And for the ones that aren't walking stereotypes theres still no need as they just act like an average person until you bring up wanting to get some pussy and they tell you thats not their cup of tea.
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>>35039437
Grim
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>>35039431
In case I decide I want a go at his bootylicious bussy
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>>35039444
nuh uh, we wuz Austro-Hungary n shiet.
Nah but for real communism fucked us up bad
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>>35039437
>Zergs
Is this what Eastern Euros call Albanians or is this because you're a nerd
>>
Does any one else feel like media is becoming more violent as a way to convince people that killing people is cool, as a way to ramp up to a war? Like I feel like there are way more superhero movies with superheroes that just kill people. Yeah, yeah I know, capeshit and all that, but that's what young normies watch.

Am I becoming schizo?
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>>35039453
we call them šiptars, (albo)zerg is a serbian colloquialism from the chins.
Because they Zerg rushed Serbia and established a country there
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have i fallen in love? there is this girl i've kind of become friends with. i love her smile, and talking to her, it feels right with her idk how to explain it. she is so cute too literally adorable as f. is this love? i cant even jerkoff to her because i feel like that would be disrespecting her. she is also way shorter than me, probably a whole foot shorter which makes her even cuter to me
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>>35039458
nip those feelings in the bud before you fuck her, champ
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>>35039457
Truly, the Balkans is a fascinating place
>>
Men only want to ruin your life
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>>35039458
at this rate you wont be able to get hard when the time comes
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>>35039461
it's not just about the fucking. i just haven't had chemistry like this with anyone before
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>>35039463
I left for western Europe, /balk/'s basically little India now. Full of disgusting Nepali/Bangladeshi jeets.
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>>35039468
I'm just telling you to temper your expectations before she puts out homie.
You're setting yourself up for heartbreak if she rejects you or whatever.
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>>35039465
some of them dont, some of them are nice
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>>35039458
this happens to many inexperienced guys. you meet a girl and everything clicks but remember one thing: even THAT girl is also a girl at the end of the day. she is wired for hypergamy. while you guys might date for a few months there is a high chance that one day out of nowhere she will dump you, it's not personal it's how women are wired. and then you'll be a grown ass man with with a broken heart. my advice would be to get rid of those feelings asap and try to smash
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>>35039442
If I'm your gender and we change together in the locker room and you later find out I'm bi, you won't start having thoughts about me checking you out?

If I'm the opposite gender and you ask me out and I accept, and you later find out I'm asexual and just wanted to spend time with you and not bang you, you won't start having thoughts about me tricking you?

If I'm your gender and I ask you to see a movie with me and you accept, and you later find out I'm bi, you won't start having thoughts about it being a stealth date (even though I only meant it as friends)?
That would be great, but are you sure most straight people are okay with those things?
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>>35039440
Easier barrier to entry. There's a reason Western men have a lot better success in Asia than they do their home country. You might not be pulling Bai Lu, but I guarantee you could be pulling a much higher caliber of partner than the average white women with a sense of entitlement and delusions of grandeur.

>>35039458
It's infatuation, but it could be something more if you get to know her and don't put her on a pedestal.
>>
I'd like to force heterosexual moids to kiss each other under threat of having their penises cut off
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>>35039481
Freaky ass fujos
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>>35039473
why would she reject me? im sure she likes me too
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They should make anime women real.
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>>35039465
Hey
>>
non virgin men of atoga
do u regret losing ur virginity?
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>>35039465
no, they only want to ruin your pussy
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>>35039456
I've thought this ever since Call of Duty: Modern Warfare came out nearly 20 years ago
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>>35039478
if we're in the changing room and I find out you're a queer, I wouldn't change in front of you.
If you're a girl I want to fuck and you tell me you're asexual, I'll wish you the best in life and move on to a normal girl
If you asked me to hang out and I know you're bi, I'd try to avoid it as much as possible.
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>>35039489
Nah.
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>>35039485
oh brother. Best of luck.
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>>35039479
>than the average white women with a sense of entitlement and delusions of grandeur
This meme again, as if Asian women don't have their own brand of treachery and snakeishness. Don't you have any opinions that you didn't just copy from men to get on their good side?
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>>35039397
tfw you're telling her name but she only responds to mommy
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>>35039458
No, that is limerence. Have fun
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>>35039489
No why would I
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I need a manic pixie dream girl
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>>35039485
Oh dear.
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>>35039504
why wouldn tyou
>>
Jimmy Bobby I'm a Jimmy Bobby
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>>35039501
idk why guys here think they can easily pull an asian girl. most asian women are more picky and entitled than your avg white woman. and asian women dont workout and age like shit. and most asian women are extremely average or ugly. have you ever seen mongolians or japanese people? they all look alike with their short heights and high pitched voices
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>>35039509
Because sex is cool and not getting pussy isn't something to brag about as a man
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>>35039477
Or if same feels you aren't serious or do really like her, she becomes distant
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>>35039492
Well that was other stuff, I feel like this is new. And it feels more mainstream.
>>
>>35039513
I can't think of a more clever way to say this but you are dumb as fuck
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>>35039517
this isn't new. We've been programmed to kill since media existed.
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>>35039489
Nah, shit was cash and an ego boost
>>
>>35039518
ok then become a passport bro and go pull a asian hottie, smartass. let us know how it went
>>
>>35039499
>>35039508
i am not ugly or short so why would she say no? i dont get it
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>>35039514
Ehhh, sharing yourself with someone special means more than hitting every hoe out there. But there is something about when a women gets to their breaking point and has a rebound after a shit breakup just to smash.
I don't think I would bone someone I saw as a potential friendship or relationship as a rebound.
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>>35039522
>>35039527
Dude
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>>35039520
But it feels different in recent years. Don't you feel like it's ramping up?
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>>35039491
True
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>>35039527
NTA
Because despite what incels, blackpillers, and looksmxxers tell you, whether or not a woman is interested in a relationship with a man has more factors than just "Muh looks" and "Muh height".
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>>35039532
yeah but I'm desensitized to that shit.
Grew up with liveleak and guro threads, and now we laugh at Ukrainians getting droned funny.
>>
i don’t understand of she took 6 biopsies why did she think it was even remotley a good idea to tell me to wait 5 days now I’m going to die and bleed out it won’t stop
>>
Candied or caramel apples? Which is the seasons prime sweet treat and why is that the epitome of the intersection of warm toned foliage and oversized cinnamon sweaters?
>>
>>35039538
dawg.. stop romancing life, suck it up and become goyim cattle like the rest of us
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>>35039544
Did you miss me?
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>>35039535
I grew up not clicking on those. :D
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>>35039549
yeah we are a bit extreme but you had normalfag kids mowing down civvies in CoD and GTA 20 years ago too.
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>>35039489
The girl I slept with was a stupid bitch who was actually cheating on some other guy with me but no I don’t regret my first crumb of pussy
>>
>>35039551
I think every normie had a friend who showed them an Isis beheading when they were 12
>>
>>35039535
I mean, I've seen videos like that. But I feel like the point isn't laughing at people, but seeing how fragile life is, and how you shouldn't take it for granted.
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>>35039553
same. Ruined a good friendship because she couldn't keep her mouth shut.
Stupid cunt.
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>>35039555
For me it's more like legs and guts go brrrrr, hehe backflip le funi. I especially like car crashes.
Some war footage is harrowing though.
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>>35039534
what are those other factors?
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>>35039561
most rekt threads nowadays are just jeets dying like looney tunes characters.
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>>35039562
I mean, that's gonna vary from woman to woman, but compatibility is pretty important and universal for all potential relationships.
>>
>>35039562
Charisma, trustworthiness, reliability, kindness, honesty and being fun to be around, just to name a few
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>>35039551
My rampages in that hospital in GTA4 have nothing on the kids I knew who would browse rotten.com, thank you very much
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>>35039568
I had all those and got cucked simply because the guy visually made her pussy tingle more.
Fuck outta here. Foids are reptiles.



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