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Previous: >>35062590
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Where do I meet clingy gf?
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What’s a good easy dinner to make for someone who doesn’t know how to cook
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>>35065626
Those were better days, now you have people unironically defending tripfags
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>>35065631
>someone who doesn’t know how to cook
For you lol?
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>>35065631
Basic pasta and shredded Costco chicken layered in.
Or steamed broccoli, white mushrooms, rice and chicken.
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>>35065631
Anything that is air fryer able.
Hobo Stew
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How do I get an Armenian gf as a blackanon?
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>>35065643
Why specifically Armenian?
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>>35065644
Because they’re hot
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>>35065631
Rice porridge aka congee + a Costco rotisserie chicken
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>>350656
werewolves are only allowed to travel to and from Paris
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>>35065632
There have always been people who enjoyed the cult of personality, and there have always been anons who opposed them and kept them in line. The situation hasn't changed much on this issue.
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>>35065644
Armenians are the black girls of white women, same way Filipinas are the black girls of asians.
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>>35065649
Filipinos are the Mexicans of Asia, try again.
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>>35065652
Armenians aren't really "white". They're from the Caucasus. So more Turkic/Persian
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>>35065643

I guess, slide into their DMs on IG?
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>>35065653
fml
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Should we bring back Funerary Endocannibalism?
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Femanons, wotcha up to RN?
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>>35065664
Pooping
Well, trying to
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>>35065662
But what about prion diseases?
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If I have between 7 and 15 grand sitting in my bank account am I broke as hell?
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>>35065672
no, you have between 7 and 15 grand in the bank. Also this isn't an atoga question
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>>35065674
Alright. Women, if I had between 7 and 15 grand in the bank, would you think I'm poor and get the ick
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>>35065643
Move to California
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>>35065631
Rice congee
>¾c rice rinsed until clear
>7c broth and water
>2 inches or 1 tsp ginger
>1.5tsp salt
>bring to boil, simmer at least 45 minutes
>sprinkle green onion and a dash of sesame seed oil or butter into your bowl
I like to boil a jammy egg to put on top too. Bring water to boil, put egg in for 6 minutes, immediately put egg in bowl filled with ice water for 10 minutes.

We have hamburger helper at home
>boil 1lb pasta
>cook 1lb ground beef in a pan, chop it into bite size while it cooks
>warm 2-3tbsp butter and 1c milk or half and half in a pot, low heat to simmer don't let it boil
>½tsp mustard, garlic, onion powder, salt
>1-2tbsp black pepper
>get that shit nice and warm, about to simmer
>mix 1-1.5c shredded or grated cheese in until it's the right consistency
>turn off heat
>mix the pasta and beef in
Want something more alfredo and less kiddie mac? Skip the cheddar and american, opt for ⅔ parmesan and ⅓ pecorino romano.
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>>35065678
If a woman wouldn't be with you even if she learned you were a poor fuck, she doesn't like you.
Also why would you randomly tell a chick how much you have?
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>>35065682
Idk why everyone has to be like “today we are making Mayoi Du Le Chamberton and you need cheese of ricotta smegma from the Italian alps”
Fucking cooking snobs
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>>35065678
Less than 2k is concerning.
Poor isn't an ick, it's most people.
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>>35065687
Sir, we only eat Beef Wellingtons here.
*dabs*
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>>35065687
Idk if you're digging at me or not but I promise all 4 of those cheeses are found in a typical grocery store, typically already grated, they're as entry as possible. Parm adds sharpness, pecorino has a nice saltiness that I recommend for all macs. Cream sauces are super easy and filling, and if you're only feeding yourself that's enough dinners for at least 4 days.
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>>35065701
It’s fine.
Some anons are just cranky for lack of coffee.
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>>35065687
Nta
The ones that get me are when they start with "did you know that if you..." like motherfucker it's a recipe not a life hack or interesting niche information.
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>>35065701
Ah yes today I will spend 60 dollars on 4 bags of cheese because cheese 1 has a salty taste that perfectly compliments my famous smegma risotto. Retarded ass white woman
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>>35065682
I’m the OP.
Thank you.
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>>35065709
I bet you like white bread.
Parmesan and Pecorino romano aren't that expensive, a little goes a long way, and they last forever in the fridge.
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>>35065713
Tomorrow I will acquire fettuccini linguini spaghettini and alfredoini because I hecking love to cookerini
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>>35065683
Idk but you reminded me of the femanon who had a dude try to flirt with her by showing her his bank account on his phone
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Women, would you get the ick from a man that calls his colognes perfumes?
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>>35065687
Because we take it as a given that you know you can fucking substitute ingredients, retard
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Men: Which do you prefer?

Women: Which do you have?
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>>35065719
I'd get the ick from a man who has more than 2 colognes and wears them frequently so I don't think I should answer this.
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>>35065631
If they don't know how to cook, make them anything cause everything will impress them
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>>35065720
Yes chef right away chef sorry chef
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I can't eat parm because it smells like vomit and I can't get past that
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>>35065717
if it's such a problem why not make your own pasta?
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>>35065723
Thumbnail made me think the right one was a dog paw
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>>35065723
Both are kind of basic but it really depends on the overall fit
>>35065728
Good lad. Now bend over
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>>35065723
M, Right
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>>35065723
M
Meh they are both fine. Right is better but only by a tiny bit. Like, right is probably a 7 and left is a 6.5
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>>35065723
Lift is obv a fat bitch
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>>35065731
Oh, me? I’m hopelessly ontologically cucked from being lower class, I could never dare dream to do such a thing. Only Mac and cheese for this little prole
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>>35065723
M
The pale one.
The left is fine though.
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>>35065631
Carbonara feels fancy but actually isn't complicated or hard. You can just use thick cut bacon instead of the fancy Italian meats if you want.
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>>35065723
My hands are more like the right but they are mannish and tanned
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>>35065723
F
I have right but they’re ruddier
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>>35065738
>laughs at you from the bourgeois heights of combining flour with water
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moids, may i take u out to dinner ?
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>>35065744
Post em
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>>35065746
I don’t have the energy to be angry anymore, you win, I hope you’re happy. You made a grown man cry
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>>35065747
do you want me to pay?
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>>35065747
I just watched a youtube video in how to make a sandwich and now I'm hungry. But I already ate dinner.
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Women, how would you feel if someone described you as an "ice queen"?
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>>35065747
Yeah, where are we going?
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>>35065747
sorry femanon I don't want to ruin our friendship
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>>35065752
Confused
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>>35065750
no i actually have money in my account rn so it’d be my treat :3
>>35065751
what about dessert
>>35065753
a buffet
>>35065755
</3
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>>35065626
based, but there's a better res
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>>35065758
>what about dessert
... I had an ice cream sandwich.
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>>35065761
what abt a super early breakfast then?
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>>35065744
But you’re pale?
Or at least pinkish?
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>>35065719
no but I hate the way most men's colognes smell
>>35065672
broke if you have debt but otherwise youre OK. i have $109 in the bank and about 300k in debt
>>35065664
just standardising some measurement processes for my YouTube channel
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>>35065747
I'd get nervous and shy though, ngl I'll also probably feel like it's a date.
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>>35065763
I hope it's a really tasty sandwich.
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>>35065766
what if it was a date ?
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>>35065765
>i have $109 in the bank and about 300k in debt
How the fuck did that happen
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>>35065758
-_- are you just trying to fatten us up?
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Self improve? For what? I only measure against myself, and I hate myself.
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>>35065769
I'm bringing you flowers or something and I'm becoming a shy sweaty mess.
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>>35065772
cmon, one dinner date wont make u guys fat
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>>35065765
>300k in debt
medical school or law school?
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This is a good point
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>>35065774
>and I hate myself
That's exactly why you need to improve yourself.
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>>35065777
You in the restaurant kitchen:
>Put more butter in the mashed potatoes, I said MORE BUTTER!!!!
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>>35065782
Won’t do no good, and that’s okay
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My foid puked on my bed
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>>35065723
M
Definitely right.
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>>35065785
She’s pregnant. Congrats!
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>>35065784
See! It will do some good.
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>>35065783
he should be happy, butter makes everything taste better :D
>>35065775
u sound like bf material
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>>35065787
No, she's just drunk
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>>35065785
Is your foid a bitch?
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>>35065649
AWOOOO Werewolves of London (or Republic City)

>>35065652
>Armenians are the black girls of white women,
The Kardashians being such coal burners has done irreparable damage to the image of Armenian women. Kylie and Kendall aren't even Armenian, but that doesn't stop them.
>same way Filipinas are the black girls of asians.
Like the other anon said, Filipinas are more like Latinas. Tbf, there are the Aeta people, and they're black. But Asia doesn't really have a "black" equivalent.

>>35065655
What is white to you? Because I know some white ass Persians.

>>35065752
>Women, how would you feel if someone described you as an "ice queen"?
I used to be told I had RBF, and I kind of have that "ice queen" reputation at work, though not by name.

>>35065781
Paying part of your paycheck isn't really comparable to letting a baby wreck your body just to spend the next 18 years being responsible for everything they do. You leave work. A mother can't just spend 8 hours with her child and be like, "Alright, see you tomorrow."
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i wish i had nice tight balls instead of big saggers
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>>35065796
I wish you did too
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>>35065792
Pathetic stealthposting narc
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>>35065792
You can just not get pregnant though. It's one of the easiest things in the world to avoid.
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>>35065796
would u ever rest them on a foid’s face so it covers her eyes?
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>>35065764
Yea
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>>35065388
wdsmbt
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>>35065809
nice
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>>35065804
Admit it, you transitioned to try join a frat so they'd do homosexual pranks on you.
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>>35065792
>Paying part of your paycheck isn't really comparable to letting a baby wreck your body just to spend the next 18 years being responsible for everything they do. You leave work. A mother can't just spend 8 hours with her child and be like, "Alright, see you tomorrow."
you sound like a misanthropic psycho
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>>35065815
no but that does sound fun
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>>35065789
Huh... I thought we were going on a date and now I'm a bf?
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>>35065790
Your baby is gonna come out looking like an English Bull Terrier
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>>35065792
>A mother can't just spend 8 hours with her child and be like, "Alright, see you tomorrow."
Really? That's what my parents did.
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>>35065821
So just like you?
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>>35065723
Right.
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>>35065774
You'll feel better eventually.
Just stop the doomscrolling/Internet lurking, when you can.
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>>35065770
mortgage
>>35065779
med school too lol, but that doesn't start until next year
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>>35065801
Sorry

>>35065818
I know what kind of man you are.

>>35065823
>That's what my parents did.
Same.
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>>35065834
you got a big brain.
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Do you think my gf is fat? Be honest
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>>35065839
thanks, I'm just hoping I dont burn out
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How much would you care if your long-term BF ranted and vented about things on imageboards and generally used the internet like a typical 4chan millennial during his teenage years (going through NSFW content, looking at porn, talking dumb shit with other weebs), as long as it was all confined to his online activity?
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>>35065840
stop being a creep saving women's vids
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>>35065835
>I know what kind of man you are.
A lot of transmen seem to want to be little dweebs who get gay bullied. I guess it's hard to picture yourself as a chad when you're 5'3".
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>>35065847
I fear for ANYONE (as a hetero M) that lurks too much on forums or social media, period.
Hell, I've seen some boomers becoming addicted. That's how fucked up things are...
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>>35065847
nag but it really depends on how I meet this person. If I meet her outside of 4chan, it probably won't be a problem.
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>>35065631
>What’s a good easy dinner to make for someone who doesn’t know how to cook
I'll recommend you an entire book of easy recipes: "Three Good Things on a Plate" by Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall.
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>>35065850
>it's hard to picture yourself as a chad when you're 5'3".
ya it got so bad for me that i fully buried my attraction to men and forced an attraction to women since i figured it'd be less emasculating. dysphoria makes u do weird stuff.
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>>35065730
It only smells like that when it was grated too long ago.
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>>35065747
>moids, may i take u out to dinner ?
Not tonight, I've already eaten. But in general, sure.
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Femanons, do you currently have a "crush"? Either through social media (YT/Gaming streamer counts), from work, from school (college/university), or maybe even a neighbor?
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>>35065854
>i figured it'd be less emasculating
Getting emasculated is a fundamental experience of being a man, I don't know why some transpeople think they're going to be the best example of their ideal gender. Most cispeople don't live up to that.
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>>35065859
>I don't know why some transpeople think they're going to be the best example of their ideal gender.
They have very warped ideas of what it is actually like to be a man or woman.
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i look like this
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>>35065857
yes
>social media
ive had a one on xqc for at least 4 years + i have a tiny one on an anon from here if 4chan counts as social media
>from school
theres a cute guy in one of my classes, never spoken to him sadly tho so its all based on looks
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>>35065631
Most pasta dishes.
Especially if you add some cream, it usually just turns out nice.

>>35065687
It's just one anon who always does this.
Rather annoying, yeah.
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>>35065861
If I find this genuinely attractive does it make me a monster lover?
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>>35065859
emasculation as a ftm can feel like ur failing at being a man at all
emasculation as a man just feels lke ur failing at being a *manly* man
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>>35065857
I only have MMO crushes
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>>35065857
Nah
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>>35065866
>emasculation as a man just feels lke ur failing at being a *manly* man
No, I promise it feels a lot like failing to be any kind of man
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>>35065865
i think u just like women but with a little body horror
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>>35065866
>emasculation as a ftm can feel like ur failing at being a man at all
Literally the same experience as a cisguy, that's why it drives them insane.
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Is it over for late bloomer women. Auntie status unlocked but now what
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>>35065871
Is that a good thing?
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>>35065869
>>35065873
its really not, you still know youre men, or i guess male. you just feel like unworthy men
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>>35065861
You know if you say his name it’ll ping him right
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>>35065876
i think it's fine? i like monsters stuff.
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>>35065875
nah, dudes be horny as fuck everywhere, all the time.
You'll meet someone who wants to hump you.
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>>35065875
How late are we blooming here?
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>>35065832
Thank you
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What is it called if you are a cis fem. Want a penis. Still feel like a woman.

I identify as a transsexual woman? That makes no sense. But it's how I feel. I just want a penis to fuck men with.
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>>35065885
if ur want for a reason is sexual then you might be aap
if its not sexual then idk
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>>35065885
It's called you consume a lot of porn
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>>35065885
Regular penis envy. Most women long to be the party who dominates and orgasms from sex.
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>>35065889
Yeah, in a marriage with no orgasms will do that to you i guess.

That makes perfect sense, and I'm not broken brained. Thanks.
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>>35065885
Just sit on a guy so his boner in between your legs and it looks like you have a penis.
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>>35065879
So I am a monster lover, but women aren't monsters that's usually guys.
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>>35065894
Yeah, you're not broken. Wtf is your husbant doing
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>>35065896
what?
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>>35065899
Idfk what I'm trying to say anymore.
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>>35065875
no, as long as you bloomed, there will be guys that are horny for u
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We bloomin' or doomin'?
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>>35065900
it's okay... i think?
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>>35065904
I'm onionmoding rn
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>>35065885
just strap on a dildo? put something stimulating on your clit so it still feels good when u fuck him in the ass, im sure the experience isn't that different, or it might even be better since i hear girl orgasms are better than male ones
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>>35065884
I'm in my phase, too, actually...
Just remember two things:
1) No one is coming to save you; you have to lean to pick up yourself.
2) Progress is a life-long thing, just like the pursuit of knowledge.

> "We must stay focused, brothers".
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>>35065723
One does her nails in a very sexy way, one doesn't.
Obviously the one who does her nails.
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>>35065905
Cute
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>>35065912
>>
Gender
Did you remember to wash behind your ears?
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I'm reading a thread on another board that randomly still has the halloween stylesheet on. Computers are mysterious
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>>35065915
No I forgot.
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>>35065897
Playing vidya. Working 45 hour weeks. Idk.
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>>35065885
You wanna be a futa or a shemale or a dickgirl. People argue about the terminology more than they should.
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>>35065915
F
Yeah they get all crusty and get pimples if I don't
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>>35065912
This is just one of those weird internet fetishes that 98% of men don't actually notice or care about, just like women shaving their legs
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>>35065918
That leaves time for an orgasm or two, surely. You should talk to him about it.
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>>35065895
Yeah i love reverse cowgirl
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Did Youtube change its algorithm? Today I just started getting non stop AI slop and Indian video recommended to me.
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Women, do you look good in a bikini?
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>>35065723
I don't like left's fat hands.
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>>35065921
Men definitely notice when women DON'T shave their legs.
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>>35065916
I've solved the computer mystery: apparently the holiday stylesheet sticks around for threads with no new posts since the holiday
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>>35065924
Get firefox and get BLOCKTUBE, Hide Youtube shorts and Unhooked extensions.
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>>35065918
He's sending all his money to camgirls, bet.
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>>35065928
>Coworker randomly telling me about how she hasn't shaved her legs in a while
>I can never fucking tell because she wears long pants
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS ANYWAY YOU DAMN WOMAN
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I've just performed oral sex on my moid
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>>35065857
>Femanons, do you currently have a "crush"?
Yeah, my wife. But don't tell her. It's a secret.

>>35065925
>do you look good in a bikini?
Yes
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>>35065933
Can I ask why we're the first people that need to know
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women, how old are you?
what are you actively doing to not end up like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p3mW06QSeM

men, how old are you?
from your perspective, how old is too old when it comes to women?
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>>35065910
nta but i'd add a third
>3) Focus the overwhelming majority of your energy on that which you can actually change and not the context of your life, society, culture etc which is beyond your immediate influence
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>>35065922
Yeah, we that conversation 6 months ago. Still none. Im masterbating to porn a lot less (cutting down ~ 90%) >>35065909
I sort of felt like if I'm going to be taking his anusginity and he has 100% of the money - he should buy the toy? Is that misguided thinking?
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>>35065936
six seven
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>>35065928
If they notice they don't comment on it. Chad noticed when he was stroking my leg and asked if I'd forgotten to shave as if my legs hadn't been in that state the entire 6 years we'd been dating. And I'm pale with dark thick hair, it's not like it's hard to see
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>>35065932
She wants you to ask to see them.
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>>35065933
Did you keep sucking after he nutted?
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State gender, how long from after you've started dating that you think you should move in together?
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>>35065936
>never had a bf
>failed as a mother
OHHHH NONONONO
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>>35065943
f
at least a year
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>>35065942
What do you mean? I was sucking until all the coom left the penis
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>>35065933
did he eat you out too?
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>>35065940
>been in that state the entire 6 years
>stroking my leg and asked if I'd forgotten to shave
See, the expectation even from him was that you should shave.
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>>35065936
33, nothing, I've already hit 6 years without male contact twice in my life without even noticing.
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>>35065938
Just ask him to have sex normally. Sodomizing his anus aint gonna make you feel any closer to him. If anything he'll hate it, or he'll like it and you'll be disgusted by that. Just make your demands clear and set a specific date so he must commit to actually planning on being intimate. Thats the best way to get people to do stuff: specific dates that you clearly agree on.
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>>35065936
F, 32 and 11/12ths (birthday next week)

If anything I'm exactly on track to be this lady in 7 years xD
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>>35065947
No
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>>35065943
M
A week.
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I love nicotine
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>>35065946
Because depending on the moid being sucked after cumming can be a painful experience.
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>>35065943
M
Depends. Probably around a year and a half.
I would want to propose first.
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Unpopular opinion but being a NEET was a good period in my life. I make good money now in corporate but my time as NEET has motivated me to grind and retire at 40.
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>>35065958
Good luck.
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>>35065938
>I sort of felt like if I'm going to be taking his anusginity and he has 100% of the money - he should buy the toy? Is that misguided thinking?
i think the biggest issue concerning ur marriage is that ur guy isn't trying desperately to make you cum, maybe focus on that first
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>>35065936
M
I'm in my late 20s. If I don't meet someone now to my mid 30s I'm calling it quits.
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>>35065925
>>35065936
Woman.
34. I'm not doing shit that's going to be me but I don't think I'll need glasses yet.
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What do I say to her bros?
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men would u hold a girl and let her cry into ur arms?
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Women

What are your regrets?
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>>35065952
Well hey, for what it's worth, I hope you have a good birthday. Happy early birthday.
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>>35065936
I cant feel bad for her at all
she probably had dosens of men going after her
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>>35065966
Yes
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>>35065937
Well said.
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>>35065966
Yeah
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>>35065965
Awooga Awooga

\*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair\* Ahem, you look very lovely.
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>>35065943
I don't know. I think I've done it too early when I've tried it.
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>>35065934
Is this wife even real? You spend too much time attention-whoring here, something that should've been easily satisfied by her.
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>>35065943
GF moved in after the first date and fucked on the first date, now she buys me groceries and pays the rent while I get to sit on my ass and shitpost all day, life’s good being a chadNEET
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>>35065936
M, 29
if you're over the age of 25 and single its over
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this is why none of the femanons are worth dating
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>>35065966
yeah, hold her tight, rub her arms, hand in hair holding head close, maybe small whispers, just be in the moment
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>>35065951
>>35065960
I think honestly I dont trust him and that, coupled with the lack of forming a bond - it's like an impossible puzzle no one can solve. Think it's over. But thanks for the insights
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>>35065975
Anon's asking the real questions here.
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>>35065925
I fucked up and forgot to respond to this lol. Most bikini tops don't work for me but I think I look decent in a "sporty" bikini.
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>>35065958
The most happiest moments in my life was when I was just sitting around doing nothing and I have absolutely no regrets about it
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>>35065921
Eh.
I don't care for shaved legs, but I care for what touches me.
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>>35065981
You're welcome. I wish you the best of luck, I hope you can figure it out with him.
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>>35065967
Failing to kill myself when I was 17
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>>35065989
when you kill yourself, you never really fail, it's just a matter of time.
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>>35065936
M, early 30s
I don't feel hopeless, but I don't think I'm gonna bother trying to date any women in their twenties again.
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gender
if you were to end it, how would you do it?
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need a woke femanon to lock up my magacock after recent events
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>>35065975
Unlike older married men, Whorra can't even fuck her wife:^)
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>>35065991
A botched suicide attempt is a failure stop trying to be philosophical.
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>>35065966
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>>35065993
M
Shoot myself in the head.
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>>35065996
she died the moment she tried, she's just a walking corpse now
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>>35065936
I feel bad. I do have hobbies, have been NEET for years, have done the few things I've wanted in life, lived alone and had no one to help. Never been intimate with a man and its ok. I've always been fine and know I can make friends. I have a few women in my life who are supportive and understand my avoidant tendencies. By my 40s if I don't meet a man I'll be fine. I'm active in my community too. So idk. It's all mental
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>>35065993
M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SqHtWudI24
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>>35065965
Fuck white women are so hot
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>>35065999
Are you high or something? Or just dumb?
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whoring my tongue out to lonely ~30+ femanons..
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>>35065915
F.
I used to have three earrings in each ear before getting a job in a kitchen.
>cant wear jewelry when cooking food
>the holes have long since grown closed
>but those holes breed bacteria
My ears used to literally smell like ass. I can never leave them unwashed.

>>35065857
I have a crush on a guy in my current WoW guild, that BASS voice vibrates my imagination.
Its that innocent kind of thing where I am super curious about the man behind discord avatar. But I know I will never meet a man about three countries and one sea away. And I never talk to the guy anyway out of my own choice to not give myself false hope.
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Women, would you rather he be at a height where you'd to tiptoe to kiss his lips? He also wraps his arms around you to help lift you up so your legs don't get tired. Or would you rather he be shorter/taller?
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Forming a book club with lonely ~30+ femanons.
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>>35065993
Inhaling a toxic gas seems appealing because it feels more gentle but I don't trust it I think jumping is the way to go but I could never get myself to do it so I'll settle for hanging.
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>>35065993
If I could do it I would have already.
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>>35066004
Hope you don't have a nasty beard or zoomie stache
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>>35065981
why'd you marry him? just curious
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>>35066007
Doesn't really matter. Just not noticeably shorter than me.
>>35066008
What are we reading?
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>>35065993
I think it would be a nice DIY project and it would make the years of woodworking of use finally
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>>35066011
i have a tiny unshaved beard forming but my hair is extremely fine so its quite soft.
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>>35066007
>Women, would you rather he be at a height where you'd to tiptoe to kiss his lips?
Men prefer a 3-inch height difference (she tiptoes to kiss him).
Women prefer an 8-inch height difference (his chin rests on top of her head).
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>>35065995
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>>35066000
Spent two years being a NEET in Japan best time of my life, didn’t realise how noisy and offensive the west is until I came back
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what colour should i dye my hair
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>>35066017
Women are autopedophiles.
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>>35066021

indigo
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>>35066017
Damn.. it's OGRE (for me).
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>>35066021
Your favorite color? The real concern is whether you should do a warm or cool color.
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>>35066018
Gotem!
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>>35065965
You can just tell she loves to fucked in the ass and gag on BBC
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>>35066021
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>>35066007
Ideally he'd be so short that he can't reach to kiss me even if he tiptoes.
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>>35065983
Had to look this up, but volleyball bikinis are hot, yeah
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>>35066026
im thinking cool
>>35066024
maybeeee
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>>35065910
>>35065937
Thank you anons
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>>35066028
You mean Madonna whore complex?
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>>35066031
I just mean a top that looks like a sports bra idk what's up with volleyball bikinis. And I prefer having my whole ass covered.
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>>35066012
Got accidentally pregnant immediately after meeting, courting, dating was all happening at a fast pace- i wanted to settle down and have kids anyway so I thought it would work out.
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>>35066014
Right now I'm reading "It Can't Happen Here", a dark political comedy from 1935 about an election gone wrong, but for book club I'd look for books with broader appeal. You have any ideas?
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>>35065975
>You spend too much time attention-whoring here, something that should've been easily satisfied by her.
She just started her own business a couple months ago, and that's been occupying a lot of her time. Before, she would work about 8 or 9 am to 5 or 6 pm, now it's consistently been like 7 am to 7 or 8 pm and she's usually pretty tired. It's been kind of hard to occupy myself, which is why I have been spending time here. All the things I used to be able to do on my own are now things I want to do with her, and it makes me feel bad having so much free time when she doesn't. She swore it won't last much longer, and I've been putting off stuff to do together, but it's just all this waiting. It makes me feel dejected.

>>35065993
>if you were to end it, how would you do it?
I feel like I've become more vain with age. Before, I would have no qualms about putting a shotgun in my mouth and pulling the trigger with my toes. Now, I'd probably OD or something.

>>35065995
Fuck you
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>>35066041
>Stephanie Meyer
Now you're just taking the piss, no one wants to read that.
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anyone else really get turned off by dirty talk and the whole ''we're being sexy'' thing during sex?
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>>35066045
ive never been with someone before but i would be embarrassed
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>>35066044
Okay, okay, anyone in the mood for true crime?
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>>35066045
Only when it's forced. I don't like pretending to be in porn.
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>>35066045
if it was done well perhaps but i imagine most dirty talk is extremely pantomimed and corny.
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>>35066045
Yeah. It's just awkward. Don't say it just do it.
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>>35066045
no, when women act horny, it's horny inducing. It's fun when they talk
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Women, why'd she do me like that?
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>>35066045
No talking just look pretty while I fuck you and fill you with cum.
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>>35066052
>when women act horny,
>act
see thats what I mean. neither man nor woman are like that any other time but during sex. You can talk dirty in my ear all you want, deep down I know she's just acting it out and deep down she knows I'm acting because I'm not like that outside the bedroom
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Mr. Dinklage, we found her. She's the one.
>>35066030
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LIFE COULD BE BEAUTIFUL if it were another
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>>35066045
M
I don't mind it. As long as it doesn't go into extreme territory.
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You're making an undead paladin, right?
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either gender
do u enjoy size differences in relationships?
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>>35066045
sexo
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Post gender. If you had total control of what your partner wears, and they'll always like it regardless, how would you dress them?
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>>35066064
M
yeah, I like tall girls
only one of my exs was shorter than me

call me lumberjack the way I'm yelling timber when I throw these 6 footers around
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>>35066064
M
I think I'd rather have a girl about my height. But I don't really care either way.
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>>35066055
I agree with this, historically cavemen who hadn’t evolved to establish languages yet would still reproduce, instead making moans and grunts during the conception
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>>35066067
M
I don't want this. I want a partner who can dress themselves.
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>>35066062
If I were playing, probably. I'm the exact kind of neckbeard they wanted to cater to with those.
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>>35066067
M
corporate babe.
or something like picrel:
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>>35066039
did he make you cum while courting and dating at least? when did he stop?
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>>35066067
M
Plumber outfit
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>>35066062
F.
No.
I will be a moomoo hunter, pick all the flowers and get the coolest pets. I havent played the beta, but if the rarespawns are the same as in classic I have a plan.
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>>35066067
M
french and italian flashion
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>>35066064
It's not bad but I tend to gravitate towards guys that are my size. I was fooling around with a 6'7 guy and couldn't walk next to him because he kept elbowing me in the head by accident, and it makes some sex positions difficult. Felt like I needed some of those foam wedges and blocks they use in gymnastics classes.
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>>35066064
I'm a short man (5'7") who dreams of dating a tall woman (5'7").

Down with size differences, up with sizematching.
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>>35066083
That's like average woman
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>>35066067
F
I don't want this.
If I'm dressing him up like a doll it doesn't mean anything. Him having style and taste that I like is what makes it attractive.
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>>35066077
Not to my recollection. I'll say none or once. I think about 6 months in (after me bringing it up) he tried for an hour straight - no success and I think it frustrated him because he gave up after that. Now it's 3 years later and it seems like the least of our problems now
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men, is it true that u think girls talk too much?
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>>35066087
*furiously jots down notes*
OH GOD OH GD OH GDO I NEED TO ACQUIRE A STYLE MORPHEUS INJECT STYLE PROGRAM INTO ME NOW
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>>35066086
It's taller than average
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>>35066089
some talk too much
some dont talk enough
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Women if you were minding your biz on the subway and a random man said
>"Hey I like your nails"
Or some other compliment out of nowhere how would you feel
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>hiiii
>it's a very fat ugly woman
Sigh.
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>>35066086
Even in the year of our lord 2026, 5'7" is still tall for women.
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>>35066094
lol
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>>35066093
Fine, I'd say thank you. If he keeps trying to talk to me that's when it gets irritating.
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>>35066089
Gf doesn’t shut the fuck up but I let her crash out because she goes to sleep afterwards due to low iron levels
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>>35066093
happy and probably hope he asks me for my discord tag
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>>35066089
i like it when girls talk, but when they force it, it isn't super fun
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>>35066089
Nah.
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how trashy is leopard print?
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>>35066105
very
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>>35066102
hi, your nails are pretty, can i get you discord tag?
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>>35066105
Equal to cheetah print. Only acceptable for hookers and women over 60.
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>>35066107
ya something like that, maybe a little more chatting in between tho would be ideal
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>>35066067
M
Skirts most of the time and dresses sometimes.
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>>35066106
its so over
>>35066108
can i be an honorary 60 yo woman loll
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>>35066105
I'd immediately ask you how much you charge for a blowjob.
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>>35066105
>how trashy is leopard print?
Depends on how it's used and paired. It can be very stylish, but there's usually just a trashiness associated with it. Very sexy for underwear, though, if not a bit dated.
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>>35066087
would you like me dressed instead?
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>>35066105
Are you black or over 80?
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I was ritualistically masturbated and circumcized.

The Americans are coming for me. Do not let them sodomise my anus! Or else I will become a homosexual, a thing cursed by God!
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pol adjacent, but men, it seems like young men shifted hard away from the right in the midterms. For trump they were +14, and now in the general ballot they were +24 dems, a 38 point shift.

So when do we get our apology letters? Or do you think men will quietly just pretend this never happened?
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>>35066043
>She just started her own business a couple months ago, and that's been occupying a lot of her time. Before, she would work about 8 or 9 am to 5 or 6 pm, now it's consistently been like 7 am to 7 or 8 pm and she's usually pretty tired. It's been kind of hard to occupy myself, which is why I have been spending time here. All the things I used to be able to do on my own are now things I want to do with her, and it makes me feel bad having so much free time when she doesn't. She swore it won't last much longer, and I've been putting off stuff to do together, but it's just all this waiting. It makes me feel dejected.
LMAO
>Fuck you
Still more probable than you ever fucking your wife
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My bank boy was not there today </3
I'll try again next week
I wonder, does he know how much I love him?
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>>35066117
What?
>>35066113
No lol
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>>35066111
:/
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>>35066115
I knew an artsy girl who rocked a puffy leopard print faux-fur coat in the winter, she was this weird combination of dorky and confident so it worked on her.
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>>35065885
Trans trans woman lmao
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>>35066122
the shift didnt happen because men went leftwing
it happened because the ''right wing'' wasnt right enough
its not that more men voted blue, its that the men didnt go to vote at all
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>>35066124
u should ask him out, i bet he's got $$
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>>35066122
Men shifted away from Trump specifically. They won't be running to the left fag bread and circus, they'll be withdrawing another step further from a society that gives them nothing and no reason to take part.

They're already in damage control mode, Vance apologized for starting a war that no one approves of. And that's not going to bring back the wasted money and lives.
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>>35066089
depends, if you are talking about bullshit then yes, but if you are actually saying something talk a lot if you want to
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Men, I was once called "extremely fine"
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>>35066045
Back in 2022 I had a gf that would say she wanted her pacifier when she wanted to suck my cock. She is older than me btw

What do you say chat
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>>35066122
I was about to answer this but then I realized I, Mr. Millennial Cringe, haven't been a young man for a few years. I just vote Blue and then go home to imagine being a young handsome anime dude looking broodingly into the falling snow while wearing a vampire cape and holding a rose or some emo shit like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-vSBm8zdQI
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>>35066089
No.. but Women do nag a lot.
That's the biggest distinction.
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>>35066127
why the sad face? were u asking for my actual tag? thats illegal on atoga...
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>>35066131
Could be. Though midterm turnout is harder to compare to presidential turnout in absolute numbers so I'm not sure we can know that. though I'm sure that's the case for some groups.
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>>35066133
>Men shifted away from Trump specifically.

He did to America what he did to E. Jean Carroll in his younger years, and young men only just now had the post-rape epiphany that they were raped en masse by Trump, who fucked everyone in America.
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>>35066135
hi extremely fine shyt?
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>>35066133
>they'll be withdrawing another step further from a society that gives them nothing and no reason to take part.
This is unironically the best case scenario. The people who were hard into maga need to just think they should never vote again.
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>>35066138
women nag a lot cuz men dont clean up after themselves a lot..
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I just realized that if I move to Eastern Europe when I turn 40 as an American, I could be the youngest and sexiest looking man in all of Bucharest. Damn.
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do you think the girls who spend a lot of time on atoga have their periods sync up?
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>>35066132
I'm trying to. I gave him my number and ran away and he's either scared to use it or he's waiting to make a move in person next time we run into each other. He seems kind of romantic and dramatic like that. Idc about money though, and I've probably got more saved than he does (so we can buy a house and fill it with children.)
He has weird hours though, he's only there like 1 day a week I think. Or he'll think I'm autistic because he only ever sees me in the same time block.
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>>35066144
truke
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Both genders: who do you think would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?
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>>35066122
>Or do you think men will quietly just pretend this never happened?
This. They will also pretend they don't hate women and they're not all a bunch of emotionally-driven little bitches.

>>35066123
>Still more probable than you ever fucking your wife
Hey, we had sex last night. Well, I ate her out and then finished myself off, but it still counts.

>>35066128
>weird combination of dorky and confident
That's how it goes. It's an intentionally bold, gaudy statement. Like dressing like a pimp.

>>35066144
Real
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>>35066149
hard or soft shell taco?
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Women, why do you call people but then have nothing to talk about?
Men, do you do this? Or like this?
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>>35066136
When I was 20 I was seeing 2 separate women who were on the older edge of middle age, like pushing or a little past 60, gray in their hair, and I addressed both of them as "Sex Auntie".
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Should I watch Blood+?
I vaguely remember it and it's on Tubi but I can't remember if it was good or not.
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>>35066149
what kind of bread and what kind of cheese?
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>>35066150
>That's how it goes. It's an intentionally bold, gaudy statement. Like dressing like a pimp.
lol she was my hype girl and her way of introducing me and hyping me up to people always had weird echoes of a pimp/madame introducing his girls for sex with clients.
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>>35066144
like the biggest reason you should already have been living together before getting married
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>>35066144
That's true.. but I really meant (nagging) in general.
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>>35066149
F
grilled cheese
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>>35066125
*would you like to be dressed instead?
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>>35066157
You should watch it because the antagonist lady rapes a young boy so she can create a monster baby.

The entire time I watched that scene I thought "damn I wish that boy was me!"
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>>35066153
I don't. I hate it.
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>>35066154
This seems super zoomer
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>>35066147
>he hasn't used it
oh, uh, well, not exactly a good sign, sorry. I'd probably give up on him. But it's really cool of you for putting yourself out there and gave him your number. Always really attractive
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>>35066157
The Blood franchise really was the "trying to make fetch happen" of vampire anime.

One good, kinda gritty action-fantasy movie from many decades ago followed by Blood+, the one with Tomboy Girl and Generic Bishonen Adult Crush vs. Female on Male Rape Girl and her Insectoid Army, and then, whatever Blood C was supposed to be.
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>>35066163
Fuck no
>>35066164
Well shit I don't remember that. I think I saw like 6 episodes I just remember the tall guy with the cello in a coffin shaped case or whatever that was.
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>>35066133
>Men shifted away from Trump specifically.
I'd shift away from that creep too!
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>>35066172
Yes there was the Sexy Stoic Not-Really-A-Vampire guy who was supposed to appeal to the audience that wanted to be Literally Him. The character archetype gets boring after a while, but it was aspirational to me as a young anime dork who wanted to be like one of those elegant anime dudes.
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>>35066141
Trump has done some great things for his country, he broke the Overton Window to allow normalfags to discuss topics like the demographic replacement, the differences in voting patterns between religions, mass deportations, etc., and brought the fun and the memes. But as of right now, he has simply outlived his usefulness.
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>>35066171
Ah ok so it's mid and trying too hard, might throw it on while I'm cleaning or something just for nostalgia's sake. Thank you for the serious answer.
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wait are elections now? is there going to be a new president wtf is happening?
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>>35066177
>Trump normalized conspiracy theories and general retardation and verbal diarrhea
>This is great and good, actually!
Fuck off
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sneaking behind and licking moid's elbow when he’s not looking
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>>35066179
Please tell me you're not American
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Pink ATOGANs
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>>35066181
you must be punished severely
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>>35066186
spanking?
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>>35066181
He'll never even know it happened lol. Devious.
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>>35066183
i don't vote. i only work and walk around outside...
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>>35066181
How'd you like it if I snuck up behind you and licked you?
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>>35066162
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>>35066191
i'd probably get flustered and develop a crush on u
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>>35066190
If you don't vote then why do you care? Every day I'm surprised by people's stupidity like how do you make it through school without learning about midterm elections.
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It's almost summer, I fucking hate summer.
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>>35066180
Don't forget the mass deportation of brownies, given what is happening in Europe right now, this was the right proactive step
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>>35066187
pants off spanking and fingering. And if you make too much noise, im gonna have to gag you...
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>>35066179
Midterm elections for House, Senate, several Governor seats, etc. just happened.

Data Center Donalds won Florida, a guy who has grey hair but somehow looks 12 years old won Texas, the lumberjack beat the granny Forever Senator in Maine
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>>35066196
Australian? Summer is my favorite but I don't have to deal with your bugs.
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What the FUCK are you supposed to do after you get the girl?
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>>35066201
pet her
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>>35066195
i faked it until i made it through with a master's degree in some stem shit. never had to think about politics or even learn about it. i just realized people were talking aobut how texas turned blue and was mildly curious
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>>35066193
Strange way of getting a crush but it's kinda hot.
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>>35066177
It's Rubio time now!
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Wait so why is soc atoga gone?
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>>35066203
I'm talking about like, middle school. They teach you this shit you just forgot.
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You will have sex with Katherine Pulaski, the Chief Medical Officer of the Starship Enterprise.

That is your future.
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>>35066150
Korrasami, why should women of watertribe allowed to fight instead of serving as healers?
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>>35066200
New Zealand, the summer is almost as bad here. I prefer winter.
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>>35066209
oh... yeah i forgoet then. i dont remember anyth'ing from middle school
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>>35066213
I remember many things from Middle School. I remember being masturbated and fellated by my school teachers in the closet office between their classrooms.
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men, where r u ticklish?
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>>35066212
Pretty sure your summers aren't even as hot and humid as mine. Are you fat?
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i am boooooooored DANCE JESTER DANCE
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It is amazing how only a few years transformed me from a handsome young man into something that looks like a wrinkly shaved seagull
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>>35066215
neck, foot soles, armpit/elbow-pit, behind ear, sides of torso
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>>35066201
fuck
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Good night, atoga. This is me sleeping and dreaming about hating women.
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>>35066215
On my penis.
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>>35066221
saved to my moid database, thx
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>>35066201
Adulting
Hobby max.
Make.. babies?
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>>35066215
Underside of penis.
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>>35066146
I like to think they do just cause it’s funnier that way
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>>35066226
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Your first duty is to the truth.
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>>35066228
are they really any diff for woman ticklish spots?
i guess you could say boob when i cant
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>>35066234
men can have boobs too
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>tfw thought i had a big mole on my torso
>find out it's a third nipple
wtf
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>>35066239
that’s hot
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Do women with extra nipples grow extra tits?
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Rape must not be allowed.
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Women, would you like it if you woke up with your pants pulled down and him eating you out?
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>>35066211
>why should women of watertribe allowed to fight instead of serving as healers?
Because some are naturally gifted at it, and male waterbenders shouldn't be relegated to soldiers either. If anything, both should be taught how to fight and how to heal, and doing either as a profession should be a choice. Also, Korra's dad was chief of the Southern Water Tribe, which didn't stop female benders from fighting.

I would also like to recant my statement that Korra would be looked on more favorably as a man, at least in Book 1. But would simultaneously like to state that all Avatar fans would hate Aang more than Korra if he were a girl.

>>35066243
>Rape must not be allowed.
Stunning and brave.
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>>35065687
Pecorino is Goated, alone because the only woman to suck my dick yet introduced it to me
>Cheese
:/
>Cheese, sheep milk
:O
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>>35066242
my aunt grew a third tiny boob near her armpit when she got pregnant. it was weird.
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>>35066249
But women can't be put on the front lines because it would kill the birthrate.
That's the real reason why matriarchies couldn't exist
>>
girls

do you get really infatuated and imagine a life together with a guy before even going on a date?
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men, what kind of drunk are u?
the fun type or the aggressive type?
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>>35066254
The kind who must not drink alcohol
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>>35066250
pecorino also has the funniest name out of all the cheeses
>>35066254
fun and mushy
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>>35066239
Ok Mark Wahlberg
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>>35066028
Mutts law
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>>35066181
Don't lick me you aids riddled rodent
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>>35066208
too few hand pics
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>>35066254
fun, very energetic

but i will slap a bitch if she's disrespectful
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>>35066254
Morose.
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>>35066257
>must not
why must you not?
>>35066261
my mouth is clean!
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AI is evil and must be despised.
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>>35065847
Yeah
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>>35066253
Nah
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>>35066254
fun and overly affectionate to a partner
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>>35066265
Because when I drink alcohol, my penis becomes exposed.
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>>35066249
>But would simultaneously like to state that all Avatar fans would hate Aang more than Korra if he were a girl.
Yeah no... Aang's behavior was more suited for women to begin with, his nature as a man makes him annoying, unattractive, infantile, and cringe. Zuko is the masculine protagonist that boys identified with. Leaning into Aang as a girl would enhance her femininity and Zuko's masculinity.
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>>35066270
whys that a bad thing
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>>35066254
The happy kind.
>>
how do i deal with unrequited feelings for somebody i have to see every day (coworker)?
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either gender
do you have a nice smile?
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>>35066277
M
No, it looks fake/devious.
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>>35066254
fun
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I once again forgot to wash the rice before I boiled it.
>State gender
>Tell me how much of a fuckup I am
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>>35066276
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>>35066277
M
I never smile anymore
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>>35066279
whys that? are u like patrick bateman?
>>35066281
unless u live in a bug infested home, why do u need towash it?
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>>35066277
i have dimples so i've been told my smile is cute but my horrible autistic personality scares women away.
>>35066283
so i should just kms?
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Women, what's the best way to ask you out on a date?
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>>35066281

I have never heard of having to wash rice. Why would it need to be washed?
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>>35066281
Get some lace to go with your arsenic.
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>>35066277
M
No. I have bad teeth. I can't afford to fix it right now.
Even if I could, I'd still be too hideous.
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>>35066287
NO!
My God... that's the last thing you want to do, lol.
You just... gotta charm the pants off her. If not, well, sorry, Destiny (Fate???) cock-blocked you.
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>>35066271
Zuko/Fem!Aang >> Zutara
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>>35066290
You need to wash it before you cook it unless you want to eat dirt.
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>>35066295
it's too late for that unfortunately
it was going ok at first but i revealed too much of my autism and i'm pretty sure she has no interest in me now
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>>35066290
You wash off the excess starch. It makes it fluffier
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>>35066290
even high quality long-grain rice should be washed and soaked for 30 minutes for best results. it's covered in dusty starch which makes it tend to get mushier. if you buy good rice it's not that big of a deal but it is def noticeably better. in lower quality rice there can be tiny bits of debris but that is unusual of anything you normally find in the US.

>>35066281
meh. on the fuckup scale this is no higher than a 2.
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Femanons, have you ever done something (tease verbally, poke him, did a little jig,etc) for a Man, but he had a completely different reaction to what you were expecting?
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No, it's fine. I didn't even really want to have sex...
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>>35066277
I only get that as a compliment from men so I have no idea
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I made reverse seared NY strip with caramelized onions and mushrooms and baked potato chunks for the family. Tfw no gf.
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>>35066317
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>>35066266
that's no way to make friends with the 'lisk
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>>35066288
Me specifically? Don't.
>>35066312
Yeah.
Men, stop taking it as an insult when a woman calls you cute.
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>>35066254
I'm pretty similar to how I am sober, just more intensely. So friendly and chatty but with a temper. I've gotten much better about the temper over the last few years though.
>>
Travel back with me, to the early 2000s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kftiwkZm-gc
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You must allow yourself to receive sodomy.

Please bend over and expose your butt cheeks.
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>>35066271
I mean, Zuko was already a bit gay for being such an Avatar chaser.
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>>35066277
F. I've been told my smile is a bit gummy.
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i want to lose my virginity to a 5'7 blond moid with scruffy facial hair
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>>35066247
I'd be embarrassed and surprised, but not mad.
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>>35066330
But I’m 6’5 and swarthy
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>>35066330
Me too, fatfucker. Me too.
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>>35066330
me three and im gay
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>>35066321
>Men, stop taking it as an insult when a woman calls you cute.
How I be when a woman calls me cute
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>>35066332
DAMN.
And you're still here on 4chan?
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Why don't the lonely, single femanons just date the fat fucking chuds?
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Why did people say the backrooms sucks? im actually surprised by the low rating. it's actually great like a solid 8/10
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>>35066338
there are no fat chuds on here
only avg weight chuds...
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>>35066338
Because youre a million miles away and I want cuddles. :(
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>>35066338
eww
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>>35066338
What benefit to me is there for doing that?
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Are we all yearning tonight? Is that whats happening?
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>>35066345
are u a yuro femanon?
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>>35066334
But you already lost your virginity...
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>>35066349
the weathers getting cold and all i can think of is all the nice moid warmth and big moid hoodies im missing out on
men, would u let me borrow ur hoodie?
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Anyway, just had my blood drawn, they had to do it on the back of my hand cause the girl was new and I was too fat, rip.

I didn't press long enough so I can already see a bruise forming, that's going to be annoying.

They're also doing the blood sugar thing this time, guess I'm about to find out if I have beetus beyond just being fat, fingers crossed.
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>>35066338
Women want Chad, Tyrone, Mohammed, Pedro or Arjun.
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>>35066353
I don't have any hoodies. They're incredibly uncomfortable for me. I hate the way they sit on your shoulders. So no I would not. You could probs borrow one of my gf's though?
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If this chick was my gf I'd die happy
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>>35066355
sorry that happened anon, i hope u feel better
i would kiss ur hand better if i could
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>>35066337
I’ve been here since I was 15 years old
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>>35066339
M
it wasn't bad but there just wasn't much to the story. i think Exit 8 was a much better "liminal horror" movie because they recognized that the source material didn't have much substance to it and they wrote a more meaningful plot. and you can kinda tell that backrooms is an inexperienced zoomer's first directorial effort.

i'd give Backrooms a 5-6/10 but Exit 8 is an 8/10
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>>35066339
It was better than Obsession, which gets worse in hindsight,
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>>35066357
>borrow one of my gf's though?
but then they wont be oversized on me...
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>>35066358

OH... MY... God...!
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>>35066356
>no asians mentioned
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>>35066338
They come to their senses and just get bfs irl after they talk to chud for long enough
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>>35066321
>cute.
Implies smallness
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>>35066365
Skill issue I'm afraid
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>>35066360
No.. man, I meant... why ain't you out there slayin'!?
6'5 automatically puts you into the 97% chance of winning, bro.
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i am suffer
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>>35066321
>>35066371
Lmao I had such a complex about this when I was 19-20
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>>35066376
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>>35066252
>That's the real reason why matriarchies couldn't exist
That's the reason they would. Men could be foot soldiers while women run society.
But in a large enough society, which the Northern Water Tribe was and is, you could expend exceptionally talented women for combat roles.

>>35066271
Aang would 1000% be called a Mary Sue by the fandom if he were a girl. Because nobody talks about how shit just magically works out for him.
Needing to kill the fire lord established for three seasons? Nope, I'll just use my magic bending removal deus ex machina I got last episode to not have to face any moral conflict of being the Avatar. I'm sure taking away one dude's bending will stop a century-long war and fix all of the other issues.
Get killed in the Avatar state, breaking the cycle? Katara can just use Chekhov's gun, which totally isn't an ass pull, to bring me back to life.
Put my selfish desires for a girl I have known for a few months before protecting the world and embracing being the Avatar, the very thing that caused the hundred year war and death of my people? Nope, all I needed to access the Avatar state was a chiropractic adjustment.

>>35066298
Nah, Zutara works because they are foils for each other.
https://youtu.be/eRxtWMODfAc
It's a relationship built on earned trust and mutual respect, unlike Kataang, which is wish fulfillment for some Caillou looking motherfucker.
Pair some of their moments. Aang took a lightning blast from Azula when letting Katara go. Zuko took a lightning blast from Azula protecting Katara. They have so much compatibility, from shared trauma to moral outlooks on the world.
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>>35066376
Adorable as fuck.
>>
Would you still call me Superman?
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>>35066382
supermoid
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>>35066380
>But in a large enough society, which the Northern Water Tribe was and is, you could expend exceptionally talented women for combat roles.
they would just get captured and raped like Kotara and Suko's mom
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>>35066350
I wish. Im american.
>>35066351
Im a born again virgin.
>>35066353
Cuuuute. I want to borrow a hoodie too. :)
>>35066367
Hes so fucking hot... I might be into asians now.
>>35066371
Men can be so fucking cute. Men are adorable. I love when they do their dumb man things. Its so cute. Theyre such big dopey brutes and its just AAAAghgh cute aggression. I wish they could see it.
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>>35066373
Because it’s Wednesday and I have work tomorrow
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>>35066383
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>>35066349
Yh im yearning for a euro femanon
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>>35066299
He's used to that in his country
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>>35066388
stop im in class, dont try to make me horny
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>>35066321
>Men, stop taking it as an insult when a woman calls you cute.

WE ARENT CUTE WE ARE ROUGH AND MANLY! NEVER!
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>>35066386
Jesus is a pimp, and born again virgins like you are his army of ho's
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>>35066321
>Men, stop taking it as an insult when a woman calls you cute.
I'm not mad, there's a difference
I'm angry
And your choice to call me cute
Has offended me
I have power
There are people
Who depend on me
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>>35066338
has the guy who kept posting
>would you date a fat and balding guy
stopped after the fatfethisher started posting here?
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>>35066389
I went on a date with a guy I assumed was a dutch expat this week, but he turned out just to be on vacation. He sorta led me on and then explained that he was just "curious about american girls." Really broke my heart since ive been so lonely. Thats THREE european men in a row that have been awful to me.
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moid would u let me care for u if u temporarily turned into a snail?
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>>35066400
big...
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>>35066397
I'm still here
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>>35066400
No
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>>35066371
If she was trying to call you small she'd insult you not call you cute. You are the problem.
>>35066377
But you were able to get over it? Hot feels cringe, handsome feels cringe, sexy is even more cringe. So I say cute.
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>>35066403
why do u ignore me whenever i reply to u, ive replied to u at least twice >:T
>>35066404
why not?!
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>>35066380
>Aang would 1000% be called a Mary Sue by the fandom if he were a girl.
Nah, she would just be called a magical girl like Sailor Moon.
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>>35066367
Babyface
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>>35066399
if you're looking for a long term relationship you shouldn't get your hopes up for any foreigner
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>>35066399
>Men on holiday
>Not just trying to score no strings attached sex with local women
Okay let me speak to you a second, I need to tell you something....
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>>35066400
wiggling around in femanons hands... :3
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>>35066328
Zuko: I need to capture the Avatar, tie her up, and make her my prisoner.
Iroh: To restore your honor, right?
Zuko: ...
Iroh: Right?

>>35066358
Ay Dios mio

>>35066385
>they would just get captured and raped like Kotara and Suko's mom
Kya got fucking murked on the spot.

>>35066403
>I'm still here
ME! EZIO AUDITORE!
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>>35066276
Same way you hold in a shit before reaching the bathroom.
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>>35066392
>>35066396
Filtered
If being called cute is enough to emasculate you you were never manly.
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>>35066400
https://youtu.be/co-J-Y61PKw
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Superman was doing Deviantart shit almost 70 years ago.
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>>35066416
I see you're not a Wolf Alice fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV39h7GHDYs
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Snailanon?
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>>35066367
arjun is an asian name lil bro..
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>>35066407
Nta but I'd prefer to slither away and explore the fascinating world of being a mollusk instead of larping as a pet.Especially if I'm the kind of fat Chad snail as in your pic.The vegetable gardens apex predator, feared by insects and small mammals alike
>>
Knowing the female gaze as a man is just cheating
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>>35066409
I think that's just asian men.
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>>35066424
Hardly, women are doing the same shit to us
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>>35066417
lol the way they lift their faces up after taking such big bites is so cute, i want one as a pet now
>>35066423
honourable, i can respect that, i may have to watch over u from afar to make sure no one messed w u tho, hope u wont mind
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>>35066422
no one will ever count poo munchers as asian suckdeep. Givee it up already. Its not happening.
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>>35066420
Never heard of them/her
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>>35066416
This is the truth
A woman can never take your masculinity away, only a man can. She can only goad you into giving it up or expose the fact that you never had any in the first place
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>>35066407
I don't know, I just don't say anything when I feel like I have nothing to say. :^)
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>>35066433
mysterious anon, okay
are u actually fat or is it just a bit? ur aura feels skinny..
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>>35066429
i think they're illegal in the usa because invasive species and in the wild they have this parasite in their slime that can get into your brain and kill you or something
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>>35066435
I'm fat as fuck.
290 lbs, 5'10
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>>35066430
Parag Khanna is the greatest intellectual luminary of his generation, Saaniya Abbas is the greatest comedian ever born in India, and you? You are a small shit stain on the globe.
>>
*pulls down your top, exposing your breasts*
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>>35066430
Nah, they get the pass
t. white skinned asian
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>>35066380
>It's a relationship built on earned trust and mutual respect, unlike Kataang, which is wish fulfillment for some Caillou looking motherfucker.
>Pair some of their moments. Aang took a lightning blast from Azula when letting Katara go. Zuko took a lightning blast from Azula protecting Katara. They have so much compatibility, from shared trauma to moral outlooks on the world.
All pales in comparison to ZukoAang. Wingus wins.
>>
You must become the Latino/Latina that Japanese anime thinks you are
>>
I wonder if Hari Kondabolu still feels like he did the right thing with that Apu documentary.
>>
>>35066437
dreams: crushed
>>35066438
waow okay good to know.. very good to know
i'll add u to my list of atoga thread crushes
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>>35066438
ask her out now
>>
Is it going just the way you planned it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtUTtLLmkQM
>>
>>35066442
>>35066439
Saar
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>>35066452
>What is saartire?
>>
>>35066450
Not really, but that's okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRHe2mcaYDs
>>
>>35066455
Sounds a bit too needful to me
>>
Why does James Talarico look like a 12 year old? Was he raped?
>>
>>35066358
I wish my butt still looked like that
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>>35066459
its just his haircut, he needs a new barber
men never know what to do w their hair, its such a shame
>>
>>35066358
GOOD GOD
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>>35066460
I wish I could obliterate a butthole with my penis
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>>35066460
Pink?
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>>35066459
He's supposed to appeal to Christian fanatics in Texas
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>>35066460
I can give it a smack and we'll see if it jiggles
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>>35066443
Aang should have had a harem of groupies used to repopulate the air nomads.
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>>35066358
Built
>>
lucia lathered in sunscreen and wearing lululemon joggers
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>>35066468
So he's trying to seduce Christian men by looking like a young boy? Yeah, that tracks.
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What are some things you,d want to eat with honey glazed chicken?
Would you want it in entire breast, strips or cubes?
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>>35066472
Latinx don't need sunscreen
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>>35066380
>unlike Kataang
No one talked about that
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men would u date agirl who sort of looks like she has track marks on her arms
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>>35066466
Mauve.
>>35066469
It will but it's just not the same as it was like 8 years ago. It's deflated and sad.
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>>35066478
Hot wet pussy
>>
I should start a band
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>>35066481
Yes lady you can get a cute bf nobody cares about the marks on your arms unless you're actally a druggie.
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>>35066484
I can never get reliable people together to do such a thing, idk how actual bands form and stay together
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>>35066475
My problem is finishing the thing and showing it to other ppl
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>>35066478
I don't like it when things I expect to be savory are sweet if they're not also spicy.
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>>35066478
doesn't appeal but I guess a savory pilaf like creole or Jamaican cuisine.
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>>35066481
WE GOT A CUTTER
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>>35066485
are u my cute bf?
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>>35066481
Is that from injecting T? You should have boofed it.
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>>35066482
> mauve
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>>35066482
It's browner from what I saw
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>>35066491
noooo! its not that , its a skin condition, i can’t help it
>>35066493
no i got my injections in my butt
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>>35066488
I am thinking of adding some of my home made chili paste. Or maybe as a tomato/paprika dip.

>>35066490
I thought about some cooked rice, but I feel like that's what I already did the last 2 or 3 times I made sweet chicken.
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>>35066492
Nah. We don't know each other and have no way of communicating 1:1. You'll find your cute bf someday though, I believe in you.
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>>35066486
I just happened to be already friends with them before and they just happened to play instruments that I didn't. You can't really play with just anyone imo
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>>35066497
Looks pretty purple irl, it's the warm lighting.
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>>35066498
>You will never give transmanon butt injections
jdimsa
>>
We got a new ftm in atoga before GTA 6
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>>35066499
mash potatoes, carrots, broccoli with a side of garlic bread.
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>>35066499
another way to go would be something with a lot of acidic tomato. shredded san marzanos reduced a bit with pearl couscous or lentils or something
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>>35066499
Some chili paste would definitely make that more appealing to me.
You should make some broccoli rabe to go with your chicken and rice.
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>>35066503
I swear to Christ on a bike we are not doing this colors debate again. It looks browner in the outdoors pictures too
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>>35066501
> have no way of communicating 1:1.
we could find a way ttho?
>>35066504
if it wasnt dangerous for him, i'd unironically larp as being trans again and give my t to my bf if i had one and he wanted to try it
>>35066505
ive been here for months and im not ftm anymore
>>
What if I lay the hammer down on you?
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>>35066514
The hammer is my penis.
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>>35066510
Oh shit those are still kicking around too?
It's decidedly purple dude you're one of those guys who would call a blue blanket grey.
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>>35066512
I won't take my chances with this website, I'm sorry. Take care, anon.
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>>35066519
its ok i understand, u take care too
>>
What do you think of the Anti-Peonage Act of 1867?
>>
>>35066522
Thank you.
>>
Masculine urge to hit on every pretty girl I see and talk to
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>>35066459
he looks like me ><
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>>35066499
also roasted brussels might get there
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>>35066509
>>35066506
Broccoli is what my favourite chef used for his stir fried honey chicken, I will put that on the list.

>>35066507
I am a bit ashaned to admit, I never had couscous. Maybe I will make some.

Thanks for the ideas, everyone.
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>>35066516
Nta
I loved Dr Horrible's sing along blog so much when it came out and say this far too often for someone who doesn't even have a penis.
>>
>>35066517
We already proved that I colormog but wtf is up with that camera quality. Even for 2018. What were you taking pictures with
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>>35066535
It's a brand new day and the sun is high
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>>35066535
Jeremy Renner, is that you?
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>>35066535
I can give you one haha
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>>35066399
Unlucky. Youll have better luck next time femanon
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>>35066539
We actually got soft disclosure that he still has a dick.
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>>35066537
Who posted their ass?
>>
which is more common? small dick manons or droopy titty femanons?
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>>35066546
Guys having tiny cocktail weiners.
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>>35066546
All women get droopy tits eventually so they're more common.
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>>35066546
nothing wrong with having a small dick
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>>35066537
You supposedly have normal color vision but what you perceive as a neutral I see enough color in to call it a color. It's mauve. I'm tempted to take a picture with flash on and find the closest hex code.
I don't remember them being that bad I had a Samsung phone I think. Could be video screenshots, or an archive problem not something on my end?
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>>35065631
Flour tortillas
Shredded Mexican cheese
Seasoned black beans

Better results if you can work a stove or season the beans yourself, but you can still make something that tastes decent just by buying these and microwaving the beans.
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>>35066546
I think I'm the only one who regularly complains about her droopy titties so I'm going with tiny dicks.
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>>35066551
you should never openly shame or try to hurt someone for it but there is absolutely, indisputably very much wrong with it
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>>35066549
>>35066554
Every anon here is 7".
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>>35066546
Me and my small dick brothers run this thread. Me and my small dick brothers OWN this thread.
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>>35066546
like 2/3 of atoga men are 7 inches+ so the tits
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>>35066555
how is it wrong? explain
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>>35066556
I am 190.
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>>35066538
and the birds are singing that you're gonna die

Brains are so stupid I have all the lyrics stashed in there but can't remember my fucking email password lol
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>>35066553
I've never entirely understood why anyone would voluntarily eat black beans when garbanzos and kidney beans exist
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>>35065723
>Which do you prefer
Right. Neither looks bad, but I'm not a fan of left's nails.
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>>35066561
Oh yeah? Well I'm rectangle.
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>>35066546
>tfw 6 ft tall
>tfw 4.5 fully erect penis
Wish some height had gone down there instead.
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men, would it be grounds to break up if ur gf gave u the silent treatment when you upset her?
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i really need my dick sucked bro. it's not even funny anymore
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>>35066565
You are beautiful and angular.
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>>35066563
Kidney bean supremacy.
Even pinto beans are better than black beans and pinto beans are terrible.
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>>35066563
>garbanzos
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face.
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>>35066560
its unaesthetic and physically unstimulating for sexual partners
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>>35065966
Not if she's not a relative or in a relationship with me.
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>>35066552
Fym "normal" I got a flawless perfect score
>I'm tempted to take a picture with flash on and find the closest hex code
You could or you could just send them to me and let me see for myself hahaha jk...unless????
They have whatever you posted in whatever quality it was. I guess it's just the really dark lighting in most of them, could you not be bothered to grab a lamp
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>>35066566
4.5 isnt even that bad
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>>35066573
werewolf billionaires eat garbanzos, astroturfed thirdie chuds eat chickpeas

or maybe it is the other way around I can never remember
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>>35066579
Easy for you to say, you're not the one stuck with it.
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Women, is this true?
https://youtu.be/fl2blrstmAI
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Women, would you think less of a man who used a magical spell to trade some of his height for a bigger penis?
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>>35066577
>send them to me
We've established that your color perception is different than mine that wouldn't solve anything.

Bro I had like 4 lamps on with the shades taken off for all of them wtf are you talking about.
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>>35066584
"Luteal phase" was a godsend for people who wanted to reuse their hack period jokes.
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>>35066585
Youre perfect just the way you are dicklet anon.
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>>35066584
Yeah, being really irritable and wanting to eat like shit are the ones for me. I don't ever really bloat, tho.
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Women, which guy should I play in Street Fighter?
>karate man
>red karate man (American)
>black karate man (evil)
>American (American)
>poison kung fu lady (evil)
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>>35066584
Pretty much
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If I took some length out of my penis and put it in my height is still be below average but now in both departments
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>>35066596
Youre pefect just the way you are, manlet anon. :)
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>>35066582
im on 4.5 as well or at least that range, its fine if ur good w/it

the only truly cooked dudes are micropenises
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men would u rather be 6'4 with a 2 inch penis
or 5'6 with a 9 inch penis?
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>>35066599
>get respected but don't have sex
>don't get respected and still don't have sex
Hmmmmm...
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>>35066585
If his penis was already above average yes
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men would u rather be very fit with a 2 inch penis or very heavy set with a 9 inch penis?
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>>35066599
>or 5'6 with a 9 inch penis?
I think this would be cooler.
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>>35066605
We know what you want us to choose.
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>>35066599
I am fine the way I am.
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>>35066585
I think finding out magic is real would be more important.
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>>35066610
How do you find out what we already knew?
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>>35066586
>We've established that your color perception is different than mine that wouldn't solve anything.
It would give us a more objective viewpoint to work with. Your dress also looked warmer under the light I think you're the one with weird colors
>Bro I had like 4 lamps on with the shades taken off for all of them wtf are you talking about.
They look like they were taken under candlelight, you pussy and asscrack are just black voids in half of them
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>>35066607
sorry i'll behave
>>35066609
true!
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You will have PTSD
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>>35066597
I'm shorter than my mom
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>>35066613
>you pussy and asscrack are just black voids in half of them

What exactly would you have expected me to do put a lamp directly under me?
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>>35066615
I already have that shit. It sucks!
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Why won't Alaska and Mississippi count their votes already?
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>>35066620
They're 3rd world states, what do you expect?
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>>35066620
They have been raped.
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>>35066617
It's not your fault she abused you and starved you. You didn't deserve that. You can't live your whole life beating yourself up over something that wasn't your doing.
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>>35066584
Is your hobby just watching videos of various women talking at a camera about nothing in particular
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>>35066615
got that covered thanx

>>35066620
they flipped blue too
turns out when you fuck around you find out
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>>35066610
I must go to The Hogwarts Graduate School for my PhD in Sourcery
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>>35066618
No but if you were dedicating years to camwhoring couldn't you have gotten at least one directional light
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Women thoughts on people who sneak pin and needles into kids Halloween candy
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>>35066620
one mississippi, two mississippi, three mississippi
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>>35066630
no headpats for them
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>>35066620
I'm still mad at Nebraska. Everybody's all like "two-party systems are bad" but then they had an actually viable third-party candidate and suddenly they're all like "two-party systems are good, actually".
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>>35066559
sometimes i feel bad for how sad some other men are here then i remember they cockmog me so i curse them and pray for their woes to be increased tenfold.
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>>35066620
Alaska waits up to 15 days after the election to stop counting due to absentee voting. Mississippi is just too close right now and they won't call it until every vote is counted.
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>>35066626
>Sourcery
Larian Studios, get me Swen on the line, I've found the madman.
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>>35066628
Why would I spend money on that? I couldn't even be assed to spend money on dildos hence the vegetables.
You don't have to look at them you know.
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I remember when I was a kid we didn't have broadband but my grandparents did, only problem was that it had a data cap. Fortunately you could greatly exceed the data limit and the ISP wouldn't realise until the next day so I'd make a list of stuff to pirate and do it all at the end of the month before the rollover. Zoomers don't know what it was like.
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>>35066594
Pink karate man
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>>35066160
>implying you can't just talk about it
>implying you can't just visit their living area unannounced
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Men how would u react if I just picked your hand up off the check out counter and gave your knuckles a courtly kiss?
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>>35066254
I don't know and don't care to find out.
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What do we think about the Walliams situation?
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>>35066574
>its unaesthetic and physically unstimulating for sexual partners
nta
Ive been told countless times it isnt bad

also how come men find small tits aesthetically pleasing but it doesnt work this way here?
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>>35066640
The veggies were a gimmick though, that was your thing. The lighting isn't a gimmick
>You don't have to look at them you know
Yeah well they're there and I did. This started when you brought up the color btw not with me
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>>35066651
Fuck off already. I don't want your herpes
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>>35066657
When it comes to sexuality, tits are exclusively aesthetic.
Dicks have to be both aesthetic as well as functional.
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Is ther a sexual act you've wanted to do but haven't had the oppertunity to do?
Is there one you've done that failed tolive up to the hype around it for you personallty?

I'm bored and my mind went to pervy stuff so let's discuss from the mind of a 38 year old perma-virgin
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>>35066657
Because men will fuck anything
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>>35066659
>were a gimmick
It didn't start that way it became the thing. You're asking for 2026 production value in 2016 you're being unrealistic. If I was trying to make money off them sure but just posting for shits and giggles it doesn't make sense to spend any money on it at all.
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It's 2026. Nobody cares about rolling digits anymore.
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>>35066662
>oppertunity
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>>35066667
Check my quints >>35066666
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>>35066599
6'4"
I'm probably going to die alone regardless, so dick size is irrelevant, but at least I'd be more physically imposing and a less likely target for shenanigans.
And 9 inches is just absurd.
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>>35066666
It was 2018 akshually. Whatever at least your hips were nice
>>35066669
Stole them from me
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>>35066661
>Dicks have to be both aesthetic as well as functional.

doesnt mean they cant be aesthetic while not "functional" though.

>>35066664
small tits aren't bad aesthetically though shape matters al ot
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>>35066645
I would probably be playing him if he were in this dookie ass game
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>>35066662
Are you drunk?
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>>35066672
>doesnt mean they cant be aesthetic while not "functional" though.
Only if you're one of those people that likes seeing caged clitties.
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>>35066651
I think that would make me so insanely happy
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Kek'd
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>>35066598
Well I sure hope it's good enough. Thanks, man.
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>>35066546
All of our femanons are flat, except for the ones that arent
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>>35066673
Dan isn't in 6? He and Sakura were my mains in the older ones. Is she in at least?
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>>35066567
Yeah probably, there’s more nuance to the situation but that’s probably enough reason to consider breaking up
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>>35066671
There were some posts made in 2016 when I was broken up with the guy who would cry about his larger than average penis being too small for like 6 months but without the cucumber label. I should never have let him stay with me when he had a gig in the area and convince me to try a ldr lol. I think we were riding the high of trying anal finally.
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>>35066594
NAG but I’m assuming American American is Cody and you’d be a pussy if you didn’t play him
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>vivek got left on voicemail
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>>35066689
Nope, no Sakura either.
>>35066694
And no Cody! I meant Guile.
I really wish they would have had Cody and Guy in this game instead of some of the newcomers.
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>>35066694
Guile?
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>>35066694
>>35066594
I decided to check the roster and am disappointed to know Cody isn’t playable in sf6
You should still play American American (Guile)
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>>35066674
Sure am, depressed drunk. I drank about 3 modellos working on the fourth right no
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If you aren’t keeping up with street fighter, what fighting games do you play instead…?
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>>35066697
it probably said scam on caller id
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>>35066697
pleas answer bby
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>>35066706
i used to play blood yroar and skullgirls
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>>35066706
I used to play tekken
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>>35066692
The whiny musician? Tell me, was he a jazz guy or had a jazz background, did he study it in school
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>>35066706
Guilty Gear
Potemkin main btw
>>35066698
I know I said you should play guile but you really should consider zangief
>>35066709
>bloody roar
Holy shit, based
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>>35066567
Ya then you break up by ghosting her

>am useless, mediocre at everything, painfully average
Just want to break up to be alone. Not because there's anything wrong with her, but i just want to be alone again
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>>35066697
We know how it would have sounded.
https://x.com/passthekoolaid3/status/2117801225441935870

>>35066706
I play KOF and Virtua Fighter.
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>>35066711
Double majored in compsci and jazz composition lol
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>>35066558
we must form a small penis illuminati and re-direct society to suit our goals.
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So... everything stays pretty much the same?
>t. non-american
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>>35066707
Lmao
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>>35066706
dbfz, skullgirls, literally anything other than capcuckery
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>>35066725
Yup. Congress hasn't done anything in years.
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>>35066720
Of fucking course why's it always those guys. Was he also a tismo
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>>35066706
I haven't been playing any for a while, but I played a lot of Tekken 7 for most of its life, and I started playing Vampire Savior when Darkstalkers Resurrection came out. I played Third Strike on fightcade for a bit during the pandemic.
I played a bit of SFV too, from launch, but I didn't think it was ever really good until the last couple of seasons.
I'm trying to pick up SF6 since I'm moving somewhere where a lot of people play it soon-ish, but I'm mostly looking forward to playing old Capcom games with people at those arcades as well
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>>35066704
Called it lol.
To answer your question the mmf threesome was both overstimulating and underwhelming, and I'd like to try being fisted but I think I'd have to ask a woman to do that it grosses out the men. I don't think I'd ever be able to say that to a person IRL though I don't even like saying it here.
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>>35066725
>So... everything stays pretty much the same?
No new laws for the next two years, only new grandstanding.
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>>35066730
Not diagnosed but probably yeah
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>>35066725
Pretty much. I don't believe the dems have enough of a majority to override vetoes. They still might be able to actually counteract the executive branch now.
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>>35066662
M
Fucking an armpit
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>>35066712
>I know I said you should play guile but you really should consider zangief
I'll do both, thanks.
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>>35066712
he was my favorite.
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>>35066725
dems are hawkish on the ukraine situation so zelensky might get a little bit more funding/weaponry that he might have otherwise.

other than that I would not expect much.
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>>35066706
I play all of the big ones, but I was always partial to Mortal Kombat.
But while we're on the subject, WHERE THE FUCK IS SOULCALIBUR 7?
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Politics, gaming... you could say I'm a bit of a renaissance man
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I didn’t realize so many people here played fighting games…
Post gender and your mains
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>>35066682
This will be the future
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>>35066750
Male
I don't play fighting games.
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>>35066743
Of course a busuzima main would post on 4chan. Great taste. He was my favorite too. I also like the beetle guy.
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>>35066740
Im a little ticklish I feel like Id giggle the whole time.
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>>35066747
>WHERE THE FUCK IS SOULCALIBUR 7?
There needs to be a serious shake-up with Tekken before Soulcalibur comes back imo. They still haven't topped the second game anyways, so I think I could live with VI being the last game
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>>35066744
>dems are hawkish on the ukraine situation so zelensky might get a little bit more funding/weaponry that he might have otherwise.
So both parties are funding foreign wars, the question is which?
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>>35066758
If I was your bf could I pat your belly. Or would that make you insecure about being fat
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Are we allowed to talk about politics now?
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>>35066725
>>35066734
>>35066739
Trump is getting impeached now that he loses the GOP elections
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>>35066750
F
Tekken Tag Tournament
Xiaoyu, King, or Unknown
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Any1 wanna go band 4 band w me
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>>35066767
Fukk dat we can go M 4 M
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>>35066764
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>>35066764
NTA
He's been impeached multiple times and nothing's happened. Why do Dems continue to push for muh impeachment when it does fucking nothing?
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>>35066764
*Hegseth is getting impeached.
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>>35066750
M
Voldo, Yoshimitsu, Ken, I-No, Morrigan, Q, Scorpion and Beowulf.
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>>35066750
M
Potemkin and most grapplers, Ganondorf
But my true love is Hakumen from Blazblue, 4C is a move that speaks to me spiritually.
Since I know playing against grapplers is infuriating sometimes, If I’m trying not to be an asshole I’ll play the gag character like Dr Faust
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>>35066758
I could still nut to that
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Marvel Tokon looks neat and all, but I really just want DBFZ2
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>>35066768
Shieeet
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>>35066760
Yep. GOP kills browns for Israel. Dems kill whites for "New Yorkers".
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>>35066760
nah it's all the same war, it's a question of who gets to do the most war profiteering and whether israel gets all of the money or just most of it. dems in power mean the bankers get the biggest cut, republicans in power means the industrialists get the biggest cut.
>>
I got hella bandz now that Israel is defunded.
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>>35066786
>Dems kill whites
*for Taiwan.

We all know who really benefits from a world where invasions are untenable and too costly... it's the chippers.
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>>35066769
That's really the smart thing for him to say. The reason they won wasn't because people love woke or Palestine. They won because the economy sucks and republicans aren't fixing it. If they want to keep that support, acting moderate is the correct way to do it.
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>>35066760
Ukraine is an ally that's being invaded by a major power, Israel is an "ally" that's doing the invading. I think there's a major difference.
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If I developed really weird and fucked up fetishes from gorging on pornography and gooning in adulthood is it possible to reverse it or am I stuck that way forever.
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>>35066793
stuck. myelination is forever.
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>>35066793
You can reverse that. Just stop gooning, gooner. Occupy your free time with things that aren't masturbating.
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>>35066791
NTA
Agreed. Most vocal online politics don't factor in real life.
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>>35066791
>acting moderate is the correct way to do it.
That means having no accomplishments for the next two years and being decimated in the next election.

The winning move is to pass wild economic legislation like Medicare For All and a Green New Deal, then let Trump veto that legislation and keep the status quo, and then say "At least we tried, whereas the opposition TRIED NOTHING".
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>>35066750
>KOF: Team Orochi or NESTS/Krohnen
>SF: Dan or Sakura
>VF: Eileen
>MK: Sektor
>SC: Sophitia, Link in 2
>CvS2: Mai / Athena / Sakura

>>35066782
>DBFZ2
Who would you want to see added?
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>>35066797
>That means having no accomplishments for the next two years and being decimated in the next election.
I don't think so. Trump has no real philosophy, and he's desperate to have a positive legacy. I think he'd absolutely be willing to work with democrats to enact policy.
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>>35066757
yeah i like stun too. also cool backstory for a character. he's like the fly but also a vampire and a vigilante
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>>35066795
Will that shit still turn me on and come back at an unexpected moment though
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They're supposed to be decimated in the next election retard. They take turns and it's a cycle. Left right left right, keep marching, two legs one dick.
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>it's an o'brien episode
sigh
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men, do u ever wish u were more in touch with ur emotions?
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>>35066806
You materialized in the wrong tab.
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>>35066807
I'd probably kill myself if that were the case, i dont think so
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>>35066807
No I wish I was more stoic if anything.
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>>35066807
Genuinely what the fuck do women even mean when they say this. I am in touch with my emotions, I just don't wear them on my sleeve and cry about everything like you
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>>35066807
I feel like I'm in touch a normal amount
>>
Boy oh boy, I sure do love having to click "Don't show me this channel again" multiple times because my feed is clogged with shitty political Youtube channels.
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>>35066799
>Who would you want to see added?
I can't really think of anyone, honestly. Nekomajin? Maybe Arale?
I suspect Toei is going to bankroll this game to coincide with the anime adaptation of the remainder of the Super manga, so Granolah and Moro will likely be in there.
What I would rather see is some radically different gameplay. I'd like to see it as a six button fighter, maybe as a 2v2 or just a 1v1 game. I think a lot of those Gokus that pad the roster could also be condensed down to a handful of Gokus with install supers; same for Vegeta.
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>>35066807
I am very much in touch with my emotions. We go through the wringer.
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>>35066808
fine

gender
why are there lwaxana episodes who is this for
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>>35066803
Probably, but you'll get better at resisting the temptation to indulge in the weird fetish as time goes on
>>
I only get angry at mixed race couples if it's a white woman, then I seethe. She draws my contempt. If it's a white man I shake my head in disappointment. He draws my contempt. Else I do not care, black brown yellow red mixing around, but leave our world alone
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>>35066807
No, I'm very neurotic and wish I was much less in touch with my emotions
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>>35066819
>why are there lwaxana episodes who is this for
For Gene Roddenberry.
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>>35066814
The algorithm knows what you want, clearly. This is some subconscious cat and mouse game you are playing with yourself, probably so you can blame it on the Jews.
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>>35066819
Male

On TNG because Gene thought horny=entertaining.
On DS9 because she had chemistry with Odo.
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>>35066823
Cool story bro
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>>35066823
what about for same sex couples?
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>>35066816
I always wanted Meta Cooler or Tapion as additions myself, I was just wondering if you had anyone in mind. Sounds like you really just want the game tightened up.
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>>35066826
Nope, I have personal recommendations turned off, so I only get what's trending on Youtube.
>>35066830
If he's the kind of guy who seethes about mixed race couples, chances are high that he's also the kind of guy who seethes about same sex couples too.
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>>35066814
This but with 5 view AI generated songs
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>>35066812
ur clearly in touch with the emotion of anger
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>>35066823
Whats so good about being white? Im only into white guys desu but Ill never understand the whole race purity thing. It all seems like rightoid psychosis. Theres no material impact upon the world other than maybe better genetic diversity.
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>>35066750
>your mains
MK: Kabal, Smoke, and Johnny. I usually gravitate towards zoning, but the meta in MK is basically offense to the point your opponent can't breathe. Otherwise, I really like Sindel and Cassie because they're so versatile.

SF: Juri is a lot of fun to play, even if she's not my best. If I'm playing to win, I pick Ken or Guile, depending on whether I want to play offensively or defensively.

Tekken: King if I want to be an asshole. Otherwise Steve and Nina, and maybe Asuka depending on the game.

Soulcalibur: I always liked Ivy, and not for gooner reasons. Aside from her, I probably played Raphael the most.

>>35066759
>They still haven't topped the second game anyways
I personally preferred SC3, but I can respect it.

>>35066765
>Xiaoyu, King
Based
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>>35066820
It's not just about temptation because I don't indulge with it irl, I don't want that shit to turn me on period
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>>35066831
Tapion would be a great pick. I was really racking my brain there and didn't make it to that movie or any of the others that aren't already represented.
I thought the character designs for Bojack were cool but can't remember what his crew's deal was; haven't watched that movie since I was a kid. I feel like Turles would be a cooler pick than those guys, probably.
And now that I think of Turles, I guess Raditz would be a cool inclusion, and maybe that one Saiyan woman from that Bardock ova whose name escapes me.
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>>35066825
By the end of the show she grew on me but god I hatedher. That episode where she speaks up for some kid. I don't even remember what it was but she's like a manic pixie granny, just trying to bring in some spice into your life. Endearing, sad and loathsome all at once.
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>>35066837
>I'm only into white guys
Who are slowly going extinct specifically because of racemixers.
It's really not hard to understand how an in-group preference translates to wanting positive action that preserves your group.
>better genetic diversity
The genes are already there, but in unique ways and in unique groups instead of a shapeless, rootless mass of consumers.
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>>35066842
Tapion could summon pieces of Hirudegarn for some of his attacks, and the idea I had for Meta Cooler would be him calling in other Meta Coolers for assists, with the ability to take their place to control his positioning. Idk, I always wanted those two and Omega Shenron.
I wonder how Raditz could work? I like him, so I'd be down for it.
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>>35066830
I don't care
>>35066837
It's peak. Just look at them. It's like smearing random colors into your tube of white paint. You ruin it and there's no way to get it back out apart from ruining even more tubes of paint until it's too diluted to see
>>
State gender

How are you? What are you up to?
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>>35066848
f im doing kinda bad but could be worse and im eating dinner rn
wbu anon
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>>35066843
She's fun, but it took a while for her to grow on me too. She turns the show into a sitcom whenever she's present
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>>35066851
What’s got you down? What are you eating?

I’m okay, just winding down and watching somebody play the new Zelda
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>>35066848
M
Fine
Gonna make dinner
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>>35066848
F. Trying to snuggle up like a bug in a rug, but I’m sick.
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>>35066848
I'm sick and I slept most of the day. Stomach bug I think. I just set up a PS4 emulator and I'm enjoying playing Gundam without having to actually use my PS4.
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>>35066848
M
Doing ok
I'm cubing while watching yt
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>>35066853
i woke up too late to take a shower this morning + i have an exam tomorrow
i made mac and cheese but its kind of soupy
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>>35066857
GameCube??
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>>35066459
>>35066527
He's so shiney
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>>35066546
Men with small pp kill themselves more often, maybe.
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>>35066459
He looks like Orel from Moral Orel if he real
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>>35066861
His nose is kind of like mine, women is this an ick
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>>35066859
GameCube, Nintendo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZAYzLjQAd4
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>>35066859
Nah speedcube
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>>35066865
thats a normal nose
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>>35066848
M
still riding high on smoking the cheese melty anon tbqh I can't stop laughing
>>
Was just gonna have a banana,
but I tore the skin off of all three
so I guess I'm just having three nanners and a coke as a meal
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All mmos suck because u will never find a game that makes u question the meaning of life more than them.

seriously, i've been trying to get back into runescape and it's like pulling teeth. grueling is probably an understatement. like i was just sitting here thinking what the actual fuck am i doing to myself by willingly subjecting myself to runescape?

it's not worth it and i'm quitting. just gonna delete my character. seriously, anything is better than mmos. all games are a waste of time to some degree but mmos sit at the apex.

a good game wastes your time but doesn't make you think the time is wasted.
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>>35066868
It's huge
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>>35066848
f, I'm doing alright today, just watched some shows with my partner
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Ever had a SO that was so negative that it made possible challenges that were a requisite to being with them impossible, and only achieved it once they were gone?
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>>35066875
that is not what a big let alone huge nose looks like
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>>35066856
Uh oh :(
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>>35066873
Runescape prepared me for the mundane of modern living.
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>>35066873
MMOs have always been chatrooms first and games second, so when you're just grinding it out alone, it seems pointless.
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>>35066876
What's the name of your channel so I can watch it for info about audio somethingorothers
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>>35066881
I met my best friend in middle school and the first thing he ever said to me when I met him was "why is your nose so big" so I dunno
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>>35066873
Yeah. I loved FFXI back in the day but I can't even imagine getting back into an MMO nowadays.

>>35066882
I'm okay. I had rice and some peaches.
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Anyone playing Ocarina of Time tonight?

I intentionally scheduled my dog to be neutered for tomorrow and took 5 days off so I could play this game and hang out with him after his surgery.
I was going to wait until tomorrow morning after I drop him off to play it but it’s almost time so I might just stay up. Ugh.
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>>35066888
men with big noses are hot
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My brother just called me to say that he hasn't had sex in 3 months. Wtf am I supposed to do with this information? Told him to get a hooker and hung up
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Should I uglymaxx?
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>>35066890
I was, but not the remake. The remake does look nice but I don't have a Switch 2. I'm playing the original randomized again.
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>>35066897
That’s fun. I’ve never played the original randomized.
I’ve been playing tears of the kingdom a lot.
But I did buy a switch 2 just to play this. Lol.
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>>35066890
Nah, I'm waiting until Splatoon 4 comes out to buy a Switch 2.
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>>35066895
not really an option if you're going to be alone for the rest of your life
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>>35066901
Why?
> if you're going to be alone for the rest of your life
I am
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>>35066899
Well, technically I'm doing Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask together. So far it's pretty rough but I like it.
>tears of the kingdom
I've been considering finally playing it. I played and beat multiple Zelda games in the last weeks and I did like BotW.
>But I did buy a switch 2 just to play this. Lol.
It looks pretty neat. I watched a little bit of ZFG playing it. I like that Navi comments on things *without* stopping you. I wonder if they might do MM as well...
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>>35066886
haven't made the channel yet, but I have recorded the first few videos. just trying to get everything perfect before I start
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>>35066894
I haven't had sex in 30 years
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>>35066905
Huh. You've been talking about it for months and now I'm hearing that there was never a channel all along
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>>35066906
how old r u
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>>35066904
Do you like Majora or OoT more?
I think I like Ocarina of Time more but Majoras Mask is just so unique and I did have way too much fun collecting all the masks for fierce diety.
Wind Waker is my favorite.

You should try Tears if you get a chance! It is so much. It’s like Elder Scrolls and Zelda had a baby.
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>>35066908
yeah I know, its been in the works for a while and had a set back, but were back on track now
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>>35066567
if im upset with a girl and need space or time alone, im telling her. Nothing wrong with needed a little calm before you address the issue.
id talk to her about the silent treatment thing after we get over the issue, but if she keeps doing it even after ive talked to her about it, then id probably break up
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>>35066908
Two More Weeks, Trust The Plan
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>>35066620
alaska is too cold so they move slowly, and mississississisiippians have difficulty counting (no shame)
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>>35066918
Well I hope it goes well then I'm all out of content to watch. I will be your first subscriber
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>>35066169
>probably give up on him
No, hell no. I know I fluster the shit out of him. I'm kind of expecting him to just freeze up the next time. And I've finally thawed to the point I think I'll just be warmly smiling at him like an idiot, even if he curses me out and says he never wants to see me again.
The cards tell me he sees me as out of his league. The cards tell me he's still carrying deep wounds that he hasn't moved past. The cards tell me he wants to handle this in person. The cards tell me he hopes this resolves as a happy ending, once we clear the air.
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Is it bad to wish your ex long term SO doesn't become successful after leaving you because they lacked patience in the steps to get life in order?
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>>35066914
I prefer Majora by a bit, but I'm so glad I got to play both when they came out as a kid. Even though I was too scared to actually do anything meaningful in MM back then.
>Wind Waker is my favorite.
I've been wanting to replay it, but unable to decide between Gamecube, Wii U, or a PC port.
>You should try Tears if you get a chance!
I have it! I just haven't played it. I'm a little wary because some of my favorite stuff (all the Sheikah tech, the divine beasts) from BotW was apparently just kinda thrown out for TotK, but I saw an interview recently that cleared it up a bit.
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>>35065744
Are your wrists also that thin?
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>>35066903
why impress people by looking your absolute best if they're going to find alternative ways to shove your confidence down the drain
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>>35066651
giggle, then give you a frown and a heeeeey! then id pick up your hand, examine it a little so you dont know what im doing, then give the top a gentleman's kiss

girls liked it when i kissed their hand, though i guess it only works when they already like you. Hand kisses are just nice
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Do women really look at childbirth and say yeah I wanna do that so bad and multiple times even
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>>35066897
What is the point of a randomizer
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>>35066932
Did you read my first post lol
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>>35066938
Yes.
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>>35066938
quite the oppposite
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>>35066936
>giggle, then give you a frown and a heeeeey! then id pick up your hand, examine it a little so you dont know what im doing, then give the top a gentleman's kiss
This is the Anon who keeps calling me "my sweet little kitten" and "my naughty little kitten" on Discord.
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>>35066941
To be surprised, but not thaaat~ surprised.
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>>35066941
Imagine you have a game you really like that has a linear storyline and gameplay but because of childhood nostalgia and autism you can't let it go. So you mod the game to mix it up and have a little more novelty. It's time to take it off life support bro
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>>35066657
>it isnt bad
im not the other guys, but just gonna say, saying "it isn't bad" isn't the same as the AWOOOOGAA feeling small tit guys feel. It just makes them feel mediocre (which ain't great)

if you like a guy and he has a small dick, just say you like it or something if it feels wrong to say "it's amazing", but don't say "it's alright" or sim
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>>35066848
Lonely. Snuggled up watching hoarders.
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>>35066924
I'm in nj and aunt jemima literally couldn't spell or type as we spelled out our names for her to check in.
>A, N, O-
>...N...
>*A*, N, O, N
>uhh... N... A.... O.... boss dey not comin up in da system
By the time I left there was a line out the door.
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>>35066666
>checksum
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atoga moids, is it okay if i dream of one of u cuddling w me in bed while i (we) nap?
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I hope there is never another Smash game
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>>35066944
Please never speak for women as a collective, you are an extreme outlier when it comes to everything
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>>35066707
KEK
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>>35066956
that was unnecessarily rude :/
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I hate white people so much
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>>35066954
>in bed

whoa hon I need boundaries
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>>35066706
>wrestling in the bedroom with femanon
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>>35066941
It lets you replay a game without following exactly the same steps in exactly the same order every time, and it tests your knowledge. For instance, the Deku Tree isn't a hard dungeon at all, but you still need a slingshot to beat it, and since the game might put the slingshot somewhere totally different, I have to find another way out of the forest in search of the slingshot.
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>>35066936
Messing with their hands tends to fluster women. Even if it's some bull dyke, she'll likely turn red as a tomato and not know what to say if you do that to her.
It's about as non-threatening and respectful as a move can be.
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>dating app inbox empty
>feel inbox empty
>0 adds from my /soc/ post
>0 adds from my fetlife post
>0 adds from my reddit post
>ghosted by women after a few messages

What are some activities I can do to take my mind off my failures?
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>>35066962
fine, u take the bed, i'll sleep on the floor, but our hands are staying interlinked
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>>35066954
Interesting phrasing.

>>35066955
After Ultimate smashed records? I would not bet on that.
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>>35066951
If I was a magical mysterious wizard and I could get you your beau back in exchange for you having my child would you accept
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>>35066938
I mean we want heirs too. Not like we have a choice. Temporary suffering for a whole damn kid.
Be the man who's worth the pain, anon.
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>>35066969
>Interesting phrasing.
is that a no? ohio-kun?
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>>35066807
i think i already am, just not gonna vent
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>>35066968
>hands
I need those for adjusting covers and stuff, you can have a calf I guess :/
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>>35066974
so cruel.. but i'll accept it i guess..
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>>35066955
The guy literally refused to retire, made Kirby Airride 2.0, and is now working on another Smash.
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>>35066913
38
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>>35066855
:( hoping you feel better soon
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>>35066977
Nigga...
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>>35066894
i, i think he wanted to hook up with you
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>>35066972
Dream however you'd like.
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>>35066942
sorry my retard is showing. uglymaxxing is best if you prefer to be alone thus leaving room for you to succeed in other areas. if you don't want to be alone, then just look between above or below average. idfk dude if you want to be ugly, stay ugly. if you don't, then go to the gym here and there
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>>35066954
>one of u
Who
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>>35066981
rejected, yeowch
>>35066977
uhm..
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>>35066946
... did you block the guy?
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>>35066977
what did he mean by this
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>>35066807
No, being emotional as a straight man is a death sentence for both your dating life and being respected by your peers.
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>>35066954
How are you going to dream of me if you dont know what I look like?
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>How women feel when they get a bunch of (You)s from moids
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>>35066989
ive hacked into all of ur guys' webcams and i can see u right this second
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>>35066984
>rejected
He just told you to go ahead and masturbate to him, retard
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>>35066987
Thirty-eight.
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>>35066994
no i think he was telling me off lol
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>>35066954
it's either all of us or none
(you can imagine our entire mass as a single fat man if that gets you going *wink)
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>>35066992
I dont have a webcam. I think youre seeing someone else
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>>35066999
ive hacked into ur phone camera then
>>35066998
hm.. that works too yes
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>>35066994
mine comes with a physical slider to block the view. For the mic, there's only a button that says the mic is off but i feel that could be hacked though
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>>35066990
>How men feel when they get a bunch of (You)s from foids
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>>35066936
You sound hella gay
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>>35066997
Do you have a tendency to assume the worst about people, do you think?
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>>35066990
Imagine bumping into her and holding her waist and her boobs are pressing against your torso
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>>35067002
*responded to the wrong one
wtv
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that new zelda looks disgusting. looks like they just pumped out some unreal engine slop and made it glossy as shit.
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>>35067001
>ive hacked into ur phone camera then
Oh no
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>>35066996
spelling it out doesn't mean i can't read numbers, just say you're a virgin
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>>35067012
I agree, but I think the environments and enemies look nice. It's just the characters that look weird to me.
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I miss my cat.
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>>35067013
yes and my what nice brown eyes u have
>>35067007
u speak in riddles ohio-kun but ur still in my top 3 favorite atoga name/trip fags
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>>35067012
theyre using unreal engine, in any way they can
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>>35067021
It wasn't a riddle. You assumed I hated you when I just found you kinda annoying one night, remember? It seems like a bit of a pattern.
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>>35066980
no, he's just weird and unhinged. I'm his younger brother
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Femanon, were you made by Epic Games? Because DAMN that ass is Unreal!
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Does the Australian lesbian still like men or not. I feel like having so many lesbians kinda messes with the data you get from asking women questions
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Women love a nonchalant man
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i fell asleep while jerking off holy shit
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>>35067021
Thanks. I actually have brown eyes
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Should I play cyberpunk? I keep seeing this girl everywhere and she looks pretty interesting
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>>35067033
No. You can masturbate to her without playing it
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>>35067032
ik, i can see them thru ur camera
thats how i knew
>>35067024
oh ok, my bad
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>>35067035
I'm not demeaning you, I'm just asking. Do you tend to assume that people dislike you?
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>>35067034
I need to know what she's like before I can fully fap to her
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>>35067036
xd its not an assumption, ppl have outright told me, + someone even made a poll abt me once and the majority voted towards disliking me
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he's a smooth manipulator~
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>>35067039
I hate you and hope you leave fwiw
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>>35067033
i like the game a lot. it's fun. judy is okay but i like panam more.
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>>35067039
No, people just voted on whether you were being annoying or not. Even then, it was mostly even. Somebody also made a poll (last night?) about 'voting a namefag off the island' and you got only 2 votes.
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>>35067039
I don't hate you but I do hope you modify your behavior to be less annoying.
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>>35067018
Me too
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>>35067044
>Somebody also made a poll (last night?) about 'voting a namefag off the island' and you got only 2 votes.
If it's not ranked choice voting then it's not worth it.
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>>35067043
is it worth buying the game just for Judy?
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>>35067042
thanks
>>35067044
if you find someone annoying you most likely dont like them, so i think its safe to assume such a thing
> only 2 votes.
imagine 2 ppl in front of u irl telling u they hate u, it would feel like a lot
>>35067045
thanks, ive been trying to change, theres things ive outright swore off doing on here anymore,
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>>35067039
I think you're fine
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>>35067049
judy is a lesbian, to add context
you can get to romance her if you play as a girl, but she wont fuck you if you play as a man
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>>35067049
you'll have to be lesbian
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>>35067049
idk. buy the game if you want to play the game...
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>>35067044
Just because there are worse people don't mean she isn't a pain in the ass
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>>35067051
>imagine 2 ppl in front of u irl telling u they hate u, it would feel like a lot
If you only know two people, yeah. You don't go outside or talk to anyone
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>>35067018
I miss cats in general.

>>35067051
I found you annoying at that time and I never disliked you. I feel as though you're jumping to conclusions.

>>35067049
Does anything about the game proper interest you? It's usually not worth playing games for a reason like that.

>>35067047
>>35067057
Fair enough. I didn't even get 1 vote after all.
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>>35067060
cat!
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>>35067053
<3 ur sweet
>>35067059
i go outside 4 times a week minimum, im not a neet
>>35067060
i think youve told me that before yea, and i told you you were an outlier, cause youare. the rest that voted still felt that way about me , theres also no telling if youre telling the truth or not
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>>35067054
>>35067056
>>35067055
>lesbian
Welp
>wont fuck you if you play as a man
You mean there are sex scenes?
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Since we're talking games, is Phantom Blade zero worth $60 or is it just chinese propaganda?
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>>35067064
if you want weeb action get absolver instead
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>>35067063
ya there r sex scenes. the one with panam is cool... especially if you like tanks. also im sure there's a mod if you want to romance judy as a guy. orrrrrrrr u could just make a grill character
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>>35067039
Eh. Can't expect everyone to like ya. Personally I give all my attention to the people who like me, and none to the people who don't.
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>>35067064
no hair? no buy.
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>>35067062
I mean, if I disliked you, surely it'd be easier for me to just not answer the questions that are clearly from you and not engage at length like this, no?
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>>35067039
Good God who cares.
This place is a the peanut gallery. It's like 3 whores and a couple of incels
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I think I ruined my life. I want to vomit.
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>>35065632
Some tripfags are funny and have been here long enough to become part of the chan culture, like norktard on /k/
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>>35067070
Optimistic demographic split
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>>35067071
cheated on him huh
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>>35067071
if you're not 30 yet, you still have time
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>>35067074
This shit is just so tiring man. Literal who's and another sucker about to get taken apart.
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>>35067068
She has long hair though wat?
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I'm bored

Post gender and your favorite anime opening song
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>>35067075
.....what?
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>>35067070
i wasnt complaining or saying it was a unique experience or anything, i was just pointing it out to him, idk why so many ppl replied to that
>>35067069
that does make sense i guess, i believe u kind of, and im still going to work on being less annoying too
>>35067067
ur right but i just cant help but feel like giving a (you) back to everyone who gives me one, even if they are being mean.
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>>35066837
humans are tribal creatures and its generally not for the best interests of a socially stable society when its members hail from differing heritages, ethno-cultural lineages and so on. Homogenous societies are more stable, safe, higher trust etc.
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>>35067081
mhm got it.

>>35067079
M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4LQghtASjc
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I don't know why but YouTube has taken to showing me Muslim shorts. I need to figure out how to block that, that's the last thing I want to see.
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I like fat fetish poster, she's hairy and low IQ, it's like the thread has a pet.
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>>35067079
F
I don't even watch anime anymore, watch the sopranos
https://youtu.be/mJpNmYeooQE
>>35067084
..why do you assume cheating?
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>>35067088
does this mean im worthy of receiving some pets?
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>>35067082
>ur right but i just cant help but feel like giving a (you) back to everyone who gives me one, even if they are being mean.
They're like... raccoons. If you feed them they're gonna keep coming back for more scraps (of attention.) Yucky. No good.
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I really am the nicest guy around.
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>>35067082
God you are so stupid
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>>35067082
I didn't read the rest of the thread, only that. My point is fuck this place man. These """"people"""" would gladly watch you commit suicide for their own entertainment, why should you care about their comfort?
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>>35067082
>im still going to work on being less annoying too
You say this often I think. I don't even remember exactly what behavior rubbed me the wrong way around the time of that poll. I wouldn't worry so much about it.

>>35067079
I'm listening to this one right now.
https://youtu.be/imR9WtsLsQ0
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How do I get into sex having? qrd?
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>>35067095
what did i even do now
>>35067092
lol ur right but maybe use an animal that isnt cute like a raccoon, i wouldnt mind those guys eating out of my garbage at all
>>35067097
while i think they are honest in not liking me, i dont think we have any actual sadist sociopaths itt to that extent
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>>35067089
>..why do you assume cheating?
it's not an assumption, I read minds. watch, I'll do someone else;
>"fugg. I really want a quesadilla..."
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>>35067018
Aw. I think if he could understand it as we do, he'd be happy you're thinking of him.
I buried my pet rat in the yard, and his brother has a tumor. I tried my best.
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>>35067079
M
https://youtu.be/SaKdpMnwZf0
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>>35067103
>i dont think we have any actual sadist
Uh I don't think you've been around here long enough and haven't seen how they act when they actually hate someone.
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>>35067104
Shit how did you know??? Flabbergasted.
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>>35067104
:/ unfunny but you tried!
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>>35067108
>haven't seen how they act when they actually hate someone.
still, i dont get that sort of feel from the way ppl hate on me. its mostly just calling me annoying.
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>>35067103
>an animal that isnt cute like a raccoon
Cute?! Those things are like... tiny bears! That want to break into your house!
>i wouldnt mind those guys eating out of my garbage at all
That's not all they do. They spread all sorts of diseases, they fight and kill pets, and they might attack other people for NOT giving them food like you do.
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I'm gonna make instant ramen, I thought about not eating, then thought about doing two pack

I'm gonna settle on eating just one instead.
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>>35067113
You’re talking about the other kind of coon I think.
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>>35067112
Yeah well that's good, don't take it too seriously and don't push it. Still don't think you should try to appease any of these gutter scum assholes. Do you have anywhere else to go? Probably pointless but consider it.
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Do pussy whipped men know that they are pussy whipped or do they think their simping is somehow different?
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>>35067117
Sometimes simps win in the end, just probably not you. Harsh truths.
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>>35067103
She does not know about Croc and mkg. Laugh at her
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>>35067112
You're very oblivious then
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>>35067117
Some of them think "but I'm special". Some of them know but have no other choice. Some like that shit.
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Is it true that on average, asian girls are better housewives?
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>>35067113
they dont mean any malice, they’re just sneaky lil guys surviving like the rest of us
>>35067116
it only really gets to me when all of them are replying to me at once but that only happens when im doing something super duper annoying, which im stopping, so i dont sweat it too much
>>35067119
ive heard word abt an mkg, some sort of cheating scandal? no clue who croc is,
>>35067121
not really, ive seen actual hate waves happening to ppl on soc, that stuff is serious, what i get here isnt.
>>35067124
i wish, he's actually pretty cute
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>>35067125
Yeah for all of like 5 years before they start stonewalling you and lurking around on dating apps trying to get another clueless white boi
Harsh truths.
>>
people aren't ready for this, but finding yourself in an abusive relationship is a sign of covert narcissism
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>>35067114
Instant noodles are the leading cause of cancer in Korea
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>>35067126
>they dont mean any malice, they’re just sneaky lil guys surviving like the rest of us
Well yeah, I don't hate any animal for "evil" deeds. Cowbirds are my favorite bird, even, despite their crimes. But still a bad idea to feed the trash pandas. Much like replying to the trash posters.
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>>35067124
Heh... You aight, clankboi
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>>35067126
MKG was a fucking insane pedophile who cheated on his dying wife and was proud of it. That’s really all you need to know
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>>35067130
pretty sure it's all the drinking smoking and overwork/stress
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>>35067124
Some guys have all the luck...
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>>35067125
They're doting and professional dicksuckers and asskissers when you're dating but when you get married and they have you locked in the jaws come down. Women will be women
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>>35067125
if she isn't a boba/starbucks addict, then yes
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>>35067134
but was there any proof of any of that? whats stopping ppl from just lying on here?
>>35067131
idk anon.. ur making me view the haters as cute lil raccoons w their little grabby hands, not helping xd
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>>35067134
and by extension, all you need to know about exhibanon, is that he loves MKG and finds nothing wrong with what he did
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>>35067126
You're still being annoying though. You're in a denial loop because you like the attention. You have to act like you recognize your faults and want to be integrated because you need to uphold a semblance of peace and status quo. But you won't be able to help yourself.
You will lapse.
Prescription: find a better use of your time. If you get infamous enough it will never, ever go away.
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>>35067140
He freely admitted to all of that!!
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>>35067143
why r u hyperanalyzing me :/
leave me alone, i was only replying to ohio-kun abt this stuff then 5 other ppl jumped in for some reason
>>35067144
this still doesn’t make it true
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>>35067134
Was he the one who posted the voc of him strangling and fucking CB or was that croc. Or did they both do it
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Who is MKG and what pedo shit did he do?
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>>35067140
Defending mkg is crazy work. I saw him say it with my own two eyes
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>>35067147
He constantly talked about finding 14 year olds sexy but that it was okay because he would never ever act on it
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>>35067033
>I keep seeing this girl everywhere and she looks pretty interesting
She's a lesbian porn editor with a lot of baggage.

>>35067063
>You mean there are sex scenes?
Yeah, pretty good ones. You can't fuck Johnny, tho. Or a bunch of other characters you should definitely be able to.

>>35067079
>your favorite anime opening song
This shit takes me back to high school
https://youtu.be/9jvVBVcZ0-Y
https://youtu.be/97dkzVU4p-M
https://youtu.be/5emM3JGI5JA

>>35067125
>Is it true that on average, asian girls are better housewives?
The problem with trad women is they expect you to be a trad man, which most Western men aren't built for anymore.
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>>35067145
>this still doesn’t make it true
Bruh, what
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>>35067148
im not defending him, idek who he is
im just saying if someone was bored and wanted to stirup random drama, whatts stopping them from making a fake persona on here w a ton of fake lore?
>>35067152
^
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>>35067145
>why r u hyperanalyzing me :/
I dunno it's just kind of fun. You're in a public space and are kind of inviting it. You don't really make an effort to not have a continuous persona that sticks out, so that's what will happen.
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>>35067151
Holy shit Ranbu no Melody. That REALLY takes me back. I was so obsessed with Bleach back then and everything felt so final. I remember thinking for sure that it would end shortly after Aizen was beaten (and I wish it did).
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>>35067154
im gonna imagine ur my older intellectual husband who sits me on his lap and talks down to me whenever u do that
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>>35067157
Sure I'm fine with that, but I'm a woman. I like you from what I can see anyways. As a poster that is.
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>>35067153
Other people interacted and talked and met with him, and went on for far too long with too many details to be a made up story, if you think there's some puppet Master ringleader making up narratives for years then I'll have to introduce you to Occam's razor
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>>35067159
aw man, i was liking the dynamic we had going
now this is more of an older sister thing, not as fun, i like u too tho, idk if ur that same femanon from a while back who was really cruel to me but i sorta hope u are so we can have a truce now
>>35067160
okay makes sense, i guess u guys are right, he sounds like a real vile guy then, did he stop posting here on his own means or did ppl boo him off?
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>>35067142
he idolizes him because he wants to groom girls too
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>>35067161
What no I've never been cruel to you lol.
But I have talked to you about PCOS and hair growth and stuff. ; _ ;
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>>35067162
Don’t tell me. Ohio idolized him too
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>>35067165
ohh ur that femanon, i remember u
the cruel femanon i speak of is not u dw xd, u seem very kind
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I don't understand how people can be born gay. Humans are literally designed to procreate. You can't create offsprings with the same gender. Makes no sense biologically
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>>35067166
all the name fag buttbuddies gang were all okay with the rape and grooming and mutilation going on.

Needless to say, none of these namefags are worth talking to.
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>>35067166
Fuck no! My first posts with a name were calling him a vile fucker.
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>>35067169
How about people with schizophrenia or terminal autism or who kill themselves, with a brain as complex as a human's a wire is bound to cross and make a nonbreeder at some point. There are billions of synapses in there
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See this stuff is all real but these anons only have a telephone of a telephone of the events so you can't really trust them fully either.
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what r the chances a namefag is just a previous namefag whos pretending to be a new namefag?
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>>35067124
Bet the sex is phenomonal
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>>35067174
Bv used to namefag as rulebreaker but she didn't really pretend to be someone else
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>>35067174
BV is the only one I can think of that does that, namefags normally just go anon
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>>35067145
They want a fem to talk to, and you aren't talking to them
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>>35067169
I mean any colonies and bees exist too.
Humans are social and work in groups. Non breeding members can contribute to the survival of the species even if they aren't directly reproducing.
Plus I have a personal theory that so many people being strict gay is very modern. Bunch of them probably reproduced as well
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>>35067179
what does this mean
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>>35067174
I used to namefag but now I'm a new one known as Anonymous.
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>>35067139
What do you mean?
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>>35067182
Name's taken buddy, choose another one
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Women what does it mean when a man has a "slutty waist"
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>>35067184
Look it's not my fault so many losers pretend to be me. :/
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>>35067139
Those are like the best asians
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You know what I like
Double filet o fish with a hashbrown
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everyones anonymous but no ones anonymouse
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>>35067190
Cheesed to meet ya
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>>35067191
you too friend
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>>35067169
I like cumming in a girl's mouth so meh
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it's so weird seeing anons talk about my people like we're aliens
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>>35067193
How does that differ from cumming in a femboy's mouth
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My gums are bleeding. :-(
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>>35067194
What do you mean, "my people"
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Virgins, state gender. Would you want to be sexually coached by your first partner? As in they dom you and guide you?
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>>35067163
i need her so badly..
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>>35067198
M
No that sounds gay
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>>35067198
M
I wouldn't mind that if it makes the experience better for both of us, but I like figuring things out on my own at the same time.
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>>35067198
f
no i'd want him to be a virgin too, i can wait for the more dominant kinky stuff to happen later on, but the first few times, we can take it slow and gentle
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She finally put on a name. Filter her
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oh shoot i didnt realize it was still on rofl
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Anyone ever deleted months of old messages out of a shame spiral? Shits grueling.
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>>35067206
Happens to the best of us
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>>35067208
why would I
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>>35067208
ya i used a discord chrome extension to delete thousands upon thousands of msgs between me and an online friends after our falling out, it took hours to load, i dont regret it tho
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>>35067208
I regularly delete all my old messages just to get rid of clutter.
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>>35067198
M (interested in F only)
HELL NO.
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Femanons
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>>35067212
Would you swap contact info with fatshitter?
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>>35067211
Shit mine are old Google chats, dunno if I can bot that but I'm bleaching everything I can. By hand. The worst part is the fucking cringe man. I would shoot myself if I could.
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>>35067208
I like to go back and read them. Like a time capsule
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>>35067214
I wanna dance with >him.
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>>35067215
Sure, if she wanted, idc.
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>>35067218
wouldn't it be awkward, since you're taller?
And what if he has "two left feet"?
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>>35067215
ohio-kun is not any of the 3 anons from here that ive talked to on discord
>>35067216
wait are u just deleting them cause they r cringe? or cause u worry theyll be used against u by said person?
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>>35067221
>already talked to 3 guys
sloot
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>>35067222
one was my ex (the only one i sent pics to)
one was an anon who sent me pics willingly
another was anon who just wanted to talk abt trans stuff
no slutting happening over here
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>>35067221
I asked would he, not did he
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>>35067221
Yeah the cringe and I just kind of regret not taking internet privacy as seriously.
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>>35067223
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>>35067155
TYBW went hard tho. But yeah, the ending to the arc with Ichigo losing his powers would have been a great ending on its own.
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>>35067225
oh sorry i can’t read
>>35067226
lol how cringe are we talking here?
>>35067227
what?!?!??!
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>>35067229
sloot.
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>>35067229
It’s ok, you’re just the thread pet after all
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>>35067229
>how cringe are we talking here?
Bordering on Chris chan levels of cringe. I'm a different person now and know how to act like a human now.
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>>35067214
I never got the Grease hype.
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Women are such sluts. Good morning, I hate women.
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>>35067220
No. Just put my arms over >his shoulders. I can lead. Or twerk on >him.
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>>35067235
You wouldn't really unless you're a boomer
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Wait. We're all God? Solipsism isn't true?
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>>35067234
i wish i could read them now, sounds fun
>>35067233
does that make u my owner :0
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>>35067208
Usually no
Deleting them feels like admitting that I care, just ignoring them and letting them fade into obscurity as I get more new messages feels better.
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>>35067238
It was weirdly popular with Millennials. I have received two copies of it as gifts from other millennials.
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>>35067240
Hell no
That can be exhib or ohiofag
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>>35067244
y dont u wanna own me D: thats so rude
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>>35067244
>That can be exhib
Whoa whoa whoa, let's not go signing me up for adoption when I'm not even looking!
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Should I go get taco bell or just go to bed.
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>>35067236
Not Euro Femanons.
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>>35067247
ive now been rejected by 2/3 of my favorite namefags today, how awful
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question for sex-havers, how different are vaginas?
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>>35067251
Compared to what, your hand
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>>35067250
Chasing name fags is a red flag.
Especially those with a history as questionable as those.
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>>35067250
Huh? I don't even know who I'm adopting or rejecting. I'm just over here playing Terraria man.
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>>35067250
Who?
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>>35067246
*leash click*
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>>35067253
yolo
>>35067254
:[
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Another question. Do guys have an innate sense for how vagina is 'supposed' to feel? My bf tells me I have a pretty good one but I'm the only person he's been with and I feel like he's bullshitting when he says he just knows.
If you had a particularly good one would you just know?
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>>35067248
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>>35067257
well, at least now we know your stance on rape.
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Women be like "Conservatives want to take away our rights and make Handmaid's Tale a reality" then they elect a Muslim Socialist.
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How do you move on after ruining your life?
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>>35067252
to other vags
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>>35067263
It's the trendy thing right now; they like MENAs/Arabs, etc.
Soon, Indians, too.
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>>35067262
r u the weirdo always harassing namefags abt them being rapists?
>>35067256
omg..
>>35067255
the one i replied to
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>>35067264
Remind yourself:
No one is coming to save you; you just have to learn to pick yourself up, and just "keep on keeping on".
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>>35067258
If something feels good on your dick then it feels good on your dick. Obviously he can't compare it with others if he's only felt one but if it makes him cum then how do you argue with that
>>35067266
Some are tight some are loose, some are deep, there's tons of anecdotes and shit about x women having y pussies but it's kind of like dick size where it's mostly just random
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>>35067257
Ohh, it's you. Sorry, I don't think I could deal with the responsibility of owning another human. I've still gotta figure out how to own myself first! Therapist says I need sunlight... I guess I'm a plant?
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>>35067200
she's a mass murdering manipulator lmao
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>>35067262
Nigga she literally wants to be cncd
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>>35067272
its okay i understand, no hard feelings
go get ur sunlight anon, 8 cups of water a day too
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>>35067264
Just keep moving forward. Pick yourself up, pick through the wreckage, and today will eventually be a distant memory.
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>>35067269
You are Poptart
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>>35067270
Yeah I do that but it's insanely hard. I was already doing that before the life ruining but I'm running out of fucking steam here. Nothing matters anyways. It will never be enough. My options are suicide, complete isolation, or to just be branded everywhere I go.
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>>35067278
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>>35067276
Ugh. I've probably gotta put my feet in a bucket of dirt too. Gross. What if there's worms in there?
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>>35067277
Yeah and what have you done in your life faggot?
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>>35067281
>What if there's worms in there?
reminds urself that u put ur big paws all up in their home first before u get mad at them xd
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>>35067183
if she's spending way too much money for a shit tier sugary drink, then that's a concern. it also means she's going to those spots to window shop for kpop looking men to drink sugar slop with then exchange contacts to fuck right after
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>>35067281
The worms in the bucket would get scared of your third leg.
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>>35067276
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>>35067282
He got is balls stomped on by a mad fat bitch
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>>35067282
Dealt with a lot of shit, had life ruining experiences one after another, and now I'm living a pretty good life.
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>>35067280
Hell yeah, caught a nyan cat.
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>>35067271
>Some are tight some are loose, some are dee
I thought arousal level determined that
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>>35067283
Well it's my home now. They've been evicted.

>>35067285
Dunno why they would, they're way more freaky with the whole "cut in half and keep living" thing. Mine sure can't do that.
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>>35067290
It does but that's kind of like saying arousal level determines how big a dick gets. Like yeah it does technically but by how much is different
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How do I pickup girls at the gym?
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>>35067288
I'm living a good life too, I just have a horrible feeling it's going to be ruined. I'd live a lot of things over if I could.
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>>35067292
But yours is like from dune in their perspective.
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>>35067279
Start smaller.
Laser-focus on one thing you want to improve on, and keep stream-rolling.

And you gotta start measuring success differently, too. Not up for me to decide for you, but you'll know when you hit your stride.

"You must stay focused at all times, brother".
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>>35067029
I'm bi, not a lesbian. IDK if there's more than one wlw ausanon here
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>>35067295
Anything in particular making you feel like you're on the precipice?
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>>35067280
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>>35067292
first the raccoons.. now worms.. what do u have against cute animals
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>>35067298
The audio nerd
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>>35067294
With their permission, you can use your arms.
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Any other autistic, not self diagnosed, people here.
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>>35067299
It's ok, nothing I want to get detailed about here. I have a feeling we aren't talking about the same kind of life ruining anyways. But thanks
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>>35067304
F, yes!
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>>35067304
Hi I have autism and adhd.
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>>35067308
How do you cope when interacting with people without thinking that they're evil for not sharing the same moral principles.
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>>35067304
Hi.
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Is disagreeing with people autism now
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>>35067296
I don't think they even have thoughts. They just kinda eat dirt. And breathe through their skin for some reason. Blech.

>>35067301
You have a very strange sense of cute. Now, capybaras? Adorable.
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>>35067305
That's fine, I won't pry. I hope it all works out.
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>>35067310
I have the opposite problem. I see things as so relativistic that I don't see problems where I probably should. I'm still not good at talking to people tho. I just don't hate them(in normal situations)
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>Women with wide eyes looking at things with a subtle smile and absent mindedly slightly open mouth.
Uff
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Are you an ethical gooner(nudes mods stay on-model and do not alter proportions)
or an unethical gooner(nude mods alter proportions and changes body sizes, i.e.. bigger tits, wider hips, etc.)
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>>35067282
>>35067305
NTA
You could stand to be less of a bpd bitch you know
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>>35067319
are you referring to the infamous "thousand cock stare"?
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>>35067313
Worms on your worm. Wrigling and stuff.
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>>35067320
F
The last thing I gooned to was a short video of some guy fucking a fleshlight that he stuck inside of a miku doll.
Idk where that places me.
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>>35067320
I'm into all kinds of fucked up shit but for some reason I've always found unnatural proportions gross, idk why
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>>35067323
Far from it
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>>35067322
They're going through it, be nice.
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I still have a cold but I will go to the gym today
fuck this laying around being useless
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>>35067325
that's disgusting!
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>>35067325
What did you find hot about it?
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>>35067329
You have killed your future wife by being reckless
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>>35067322
Yeah sorry I'm not being the nicest I possibly can in an impersonal environment such as 4chan where no one fucking knows me and I'm currently having a panic spiral.
You're probably right though. He seems fine with it, he's ok. I didn't hurt him.
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>>35067324
There's definitely people into that. I am not one of them.
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>>35067328
PUSSY

>>35067334
Fuck both of you
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>>35067333
how?
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>>35067336
Lol see, it's 4chan. Gotta be on the defense, you're always setting random people off. You should work on being nicer too :p
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>>35067337
you started a chain of event by being inconsiderate that eventually lead to her death.
the consequences of your action leaves ripples in society
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>>35067334
Man, shut the fuck up
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>>35067340
I have a home gym smartass
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>>35067335
Nyehehe
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>>35067342
Then why did you say you're going to "the gym'
your insult has also sent out another ripple in society.
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>>35067344
because the gym is a location. it can be located in a seperate building or it can be a location in my house
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>>35067347
No.
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>>35067350
yea
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>>35067352
This too, will have consequences.
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>>35067347
Can I buy a subscription to your gym?
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>>35067334
Yeah, you're good, don't sweat it. Don't bother with the random jeers.
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>>35067354
you're too focused on the consequences that I will have to deal with that you forget the cosmic justice you're bringing against yourself
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>>35067331
I guess I find nonstandard sexualities appealing psychologically. That and the fact that to your body and brain there's probably no functional difference between fucking an actual woman and fucking a doll.
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>>35067355
if you stop being annoying in atoga
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>>35067360
Ok, done.
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>>35067325
smol
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>>35067359
That actually sounds kind of bad. I mean more like, on a base sensation level. I'm obviously aware that intimacy changes a lot and having someone you feel comfortable and safe with can make things a lot better.
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>>35067359
>there's probably no functional difference between fucking an actual woman and fucking a doll
There's really no way to perfectly replicate pussy or a woman's body. Did you imagine yourself getting fucked like that
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>>35067367
No not all. I'm a passive observer there. I was viewing the guy as a zoo animal. Or like those people that have to jack off horses. If that even makes any sense.
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>>35067369
Do you ever imagine that or is it always just watching
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I matched with this girl on tinder back in july, we talked for a bit, I got her number, talked some more and then she stopped replying. I just matched with her again, should I open with "Hey, I think we've matched before lol how've you been? :p" or should I just not acknowledge that?
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>>35067369
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>>35067369
>Or like those people that have to jack off horses
bitch what the fuck
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>>35067373
nah, when women ghost you like that, it means she moved on.

You probably triggered her with something you said, or she found an actual Chad.
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>>35067373
nah type this
>fuck, not you again
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>>35067372
Hm, not really no. I only place myself in fantasies involving women these days. Otherwise it's like I'm taking field notes while being turned on.
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>>35067380
Why women
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Life is a nightmare I only wake up from when I go to sleep
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>>35067380

the smol atogans are so freaky deeky, huehuehue.
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>>35067359
>That and the fact that to your body and brain there's probably no functional difference between fucking an actual woman and fucking a doll.
I mean, we do 90% of the work during sex, while you can just lie down like starfish during the whole process.
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>>35067384
Creepy ass jeet
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>>35067381
My mind associates them more with freedom and non judgement.
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>>35067373
Girls are very honest with what they mean
if they ghost you, it means they don't give a fuck about you
The only reason she swiped again is because she's thinking
>oh, it's that guy, I wonder if he's a loser and into me enough to swipe on me again
and after the match she goes
>oh lol, what a loser, guess I really am that pretty
and she'd be right too
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I’ve been putting my Vril into my journal instead of atoga lately sorry about that
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>>35067388
I'd plap you freely and nonjudgmentally 2bchwy
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>>35067369
>Or like those people that have to jack off horses. If that even makes any sense.
JH...
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>>35067376
nta
some people are too poor to buy the breeding mount or might consider it inhumane
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>>35067377
But I'm being given another chance! :D
>>35067378
Err would that work? :3 I really want to drive my cock into all her holes so I need something that will 100% succeed
>>35067392
Oh :( she liked me first tho and I don't have premium so I just stumbled across her again naturally. Why are they mean? ;(
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you know what I don't understand is why do none of the girls I'm interested in will briefly show interest and then ghost me? Am I the problem? I'm not that autistic, in the sense that I'm blissfully unaware that I'm doing or saying something wrong, I'm attractive, I have my own place, a good job, and I've been told I'm funny and interesting, and I have a lot of hobbies. I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong atp
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>>35067399
I need one of these but for humans
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>>35067407
I literally just posted one
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>>35067401
>Err would that work? :3 I really want to drive my cock into all her holes so I need something that will 100% succeed
You wont, she already ghosted you. The fucker who said she's just farming is correct
the line worked for me because I was the one who initially ghosted her and liked her because I wanted to farm her, like she's now farming you
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So how can you tell if you actually have a personality disorder or if you're just annoying
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>>35067417
Did we finally scare the hoes away?
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>>35067417
My ex is texting me and I'm freaking out about it. I don't think he wants anything he's just drunk but I am preoccupied.
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>>35067422
what did he say?
and what was his opener?

Freaking out as in... happy or disgusted?

>>35067419
Probably, lulz.
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>>35067422
sloot
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>>35067404
sounds like the average dating app experience
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>>35067424
Has some of my stuff. I thought he knew that he had it though. The conversation is being sustained because he's drunk and going through some shit and I'm conflicted. Pretty sure his new girlfriend hasn't dumped him yet so am I a receptacle for this energy so he doesn't make himself look bad to her what's happening here? I do not dislike him but I'm not ready to look at his face or talk to him as friends yet. It feels nice to talk to him and that scares me because of how hard it's been to get over.
Neither just panic.
>>35067425
Yeah yeah I was getting called that a dozen bodies ago.
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I’ve got this idea for a minor NPC.
The gist of it is they’re like a mini boss or something in a sewer or underground facility that is absolutely overrun with rats and they’re called The Rat Slayer but they’re like level 1.
Do you see the vision?
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>>35067392
This.
Guys thinking that if they try hard enough then they can finally get the bitch- is another psyop from foids. If a bitch actually likes you, it's very clear and you won't have to wonder about any signs. To put it more simply, if she's not fucking you or showing interest in meeting up with you every week at least, she doesn't like you.
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>>35067416
That’s for the doctors to decide
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>>35067432
What if he's a weak shit but drops a great weapon, and the moral of the story is to actually EQUIP your good gear?
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>>35067438
Sounds retarded. Who doesn't equip it, unless they do a challenge?
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>>35067430
You should be my GF

> dozen bodies
Oh… uh…nvm
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>>35067444
Guy is in a sewer filled with rats and couldn't get to level 2 by grinding on them? He's already a retard.
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I thought a girl liked me because she told me she had a crush on me, used a picture of me as her wallpaper, drew a manga where we were the main couple, flirted with me daily, and got mad and sulky if I showed attraction to another girl, but she turned me down because she said her feelings weren't serious, that she has many crushes, and she just likes flirting. I was understanding during the conversation where she turned me down three weeks ago, but I haven't spoken to her since then even though she continues to send me flirty messages about how we should "make love all night" or whatever. Am I being an asshole for ghosting her? It just really hurts.
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>>35067438
The implication is that they’re bad at their job but I do like the idea of Goblin Slayer having a legendary weapon they refuse to use because it doesn’t match their vibe
>>35067449
Alright good, you do see the vision. You just didn’t fuck with it really
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>>35067432
Why is he called the rat slayer if he's clearly very bad at slaying rats? Or do you mean a slayer rat? A rat that you can fight? You should be able to fight all the rats.
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>>35067452
>Am I being an asshole for ghosting her?
Yeah, she’s clearly got an NTR fetish where you’re the one getting whisked away by some other broad.
ReEstablish contact and tell her about your next gf once you secure that.
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I love thinking about my wife; I just can't help it.
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are there any neck covering for men that don't look faggy when worn with a jacket? I have a really nice scarf but it only really goes with a more formal attire and I don't have the kind of work where I can dress like that.
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>>35067459
You could go the outdoorsy route and get a buff but that might still look silly to you.
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>>35067432
Crazy? I was crazy once
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Why shouldn't I hate women?
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>>35067464
Hating individual women who have wronged you is okay
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>>35067464
It doesn't really matter what you think at the end of the day 2bh but you're really only spiting yourself, the bitches won't miss you or notice
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>>35067455
>Why is he called the rat slayer if he's clearly very bad at slaying rats?
Cause it makes me giggle, there’s room to flesh out the idea more. It’s environmental story telling.
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>>35067449
So no one except that retarded OC, for a lesson no one really needs
>>35067453
He doesn't carry or use powerful weapons specifically to prevent goblins from looting anything useful from him if he dies, you dumb fuckwad
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>>35067467
I feel like you need some way of making sure people know that it's a self appointed title then lol
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>>35067468
You're a fucking sack of joy ain't you
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>>35067472
Fuck yeah, I am
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>>35067468
Never watched or read the series, I just know bro fucking HATES goblins
>>35067470
>Make sure people know it’s a self appointed title
Yeah I’m still thinking of an elegant way to do that.
The impetus behind the character is from real life exterminators that keep praising the intelligence of the pests they’re contracted to eliminate but always fail to and this stand up bit.
https://youtube.com/shorts/iOiogti0zfU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbtRZzZWFTQ
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I respek wimmin but I really want to look at your boobs and hips and ass. Does this bother women or what
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>>35067476
>one rat
But can those guys handle a proper infestation?
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>>35067466
If enough of us hated women we could put a dent into the econony.
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>>35067453
>they refuse to use because it doesn’t match their vibe
>>35067476
>Never watched or read the series
Then why did you pretend that you did?
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>>35067494
We live in the age of poseurs.
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its almost winter
foid will you be snowmaxxing?
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>>35067494
>Why did you pretend that you did
I didn’t though? Goblin Slayer is enough of a pop culture character to have tangential knowledge of his existence and bit. You just made an incorrect assumption.
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>>35067499
Our foids are brown, they cant
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>>35067504
No, you made it, when you wrote that he doesn't use them simply for the vibes
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What if we started mysogynymaxxing this winter?
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>>35067504
Does he get an Elf GF?
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>>35067519
No
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I want to wrap a scarf around femanon so only the top half of her head is poking out
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Femanons, do you ashually exist?
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>>35067539
yes sadly
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>my saturday overtime shift got canceled
feelsgoodman
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I got the beetus.
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bong atoga foids/moids
your government is banning porn tomorrow

Banned content includes:
Strangulation or suffocation
Penetrative sex between people who appear related (or are pretending to be related, including some step/foster scenarios)
Adults role-playing as children under 16

Penalties:
Up to 2 years for possession of strangulation or “relative” content
Up to 3 years for the under-16 role-play material
Up to 5 years for publishing any of it

how will you cope?
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>>35067559
I’m perfectly fine.
M btw.
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>>35067559
is cnc still allowed
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>>35067566
I wouldnt be surprised, some enviromental faggots are probably trying to ban it.
>NOOOO YOU CANT MANUFACTURE, ITS BAD FOR THE BEETLES
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>>35067570
what r u talking abt
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>>35067572
CNC
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>>35067574
what does cnc have to do with beetles
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>>35067575
it doesnt, its a manufacturing process and greenfaggots are constantly trying to make it harder and harder for the industry to function.
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>>35067577
what????
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>>35067580
yeah, exactly. Its fucking dumb
just let me work, I dont need enviromentalists making it harder
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>>35067581
oh ur teasing me
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>>35067582
no, I'm actually not
the taxes on the industry are being made higher again because ''muh enviroment''
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>>35067586
anon we are talking abt two different cncs here
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opinions on putting hot sauce on pizza?
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>>35067592
You can put that shit on anything.
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>>35067559
M
Live action porn? I mostly watch hentai, cartoon porn. I haven't watched the real one for more than 10 seconds for about 15 years now.
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>>35067592
I put the Jala penors on my pizza and call it Mexican.
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>>35067598
that's a bit racist not all mexicans put peppers on their bodies
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>>35067559
I’m going to just fuck my boyfriend
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>>35067602
I said bong moids and foids
you're not british
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>>35067596
>cartoon porn
How do you even find it? It's it like normal porn where there are sites and you just search the tags for shit you like? Is there always new stuff being made or it is it mostly old stuff?
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>>35067606
Rule34xxx
Duh
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>>35067604
I still have to age verify for half the shit I do
>>35067606
Reddit.
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>>35067607
Is there anything that ISN'T rule 34? I have to be in a specific mood to enjoy reading porn that's based on books and movies and whatever.
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>>35067610
Not touching Reddit.
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>>35067559
>Adults role-playing as children under 16
It’s over for diaperfags
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>>35067610
>still have to age verify for half the shit I do
No fucking wonder
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>>35067611
Just search on PornDude
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>>35067610
Omg a real life witch you will never get chad
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>>35067619
She already did
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>>35067611
Zoomers that grew up watching Jimmy Neutron and Jake the American Dragon are desperate for malfoid content
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>>35067620
Okay that’s bullshit because I am chad
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>>35067618
God, searching through any sort of porn is awful. Glad to know it's not just most real porn that seems gross to me. Maybe I just don't like visual shit enough to put up with the bad stuff.
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>>35067623
>mid tier seiko not even heritage or vintage
> last exfoliation in utero
You are ASHY
I can see the dead shiny skin in your arm
>>35067613
My account got blocked for saying that Sam Altman is a lizard
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>>35067627
>My account got blocked for saying that Sam Altman is a lizard
Cope.
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>>35067627
I’ve been staying inside a lot can’t wait for this summer so I can show off my beach bod lmao
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>>35067629
Make sure to peel the layer off your skin first
> Chad
If you don’t have a PhD my bf out chads you currently
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is it officially euro hours?
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Women are holes.
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>>35067631
>Make sure to peel the layer off your skin first
Yes I too shed like a snake and wear the skin of my enemies like you witch
>If you don’t have a PhD
Don’t care earn six figures, own a four bedroom house and zoomer gf who cooks and cleans but seemingly can’t manage to stfu lol we just came back from Disneyland
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>>35067634
Women HAVE holes, but that doesn't define women.
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>>35067636
It does. They said so themselves.
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>>35067639
I say otherwise, then. I'm more than just the sum of my holes.
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>>35067634
imagine if women had three holes and a pole
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>>35067641
I prefer to imagine an equal number of holes and poles.
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>>35067641
where would the pee come out of?
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>>35067635
The use of moisturiser isn’t a sin.
> 4 bedroom house
In the US how much lead on the water?
>Gf
Cute
>She cleans
the real flex is if shes spoiled and doesn’t have to be a bang maid.
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>>35067643
the pole of course they don't need two peeholes
>>35067642
kinky
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>>35067635
ENTJ, is that you again?
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>>35067644
>The use of moisturizer isn’t a sin.
It's terrible for your skin with the amount of microplastics and forever chemicals in it, whilst dry; my skin is probably 10x better than yours
>In the US how much lead on the water?
I'm from the US but we live in Australia bc of work, she's also Korean
>Cute
Nah she's a racist bitch but I think that's all Asians
> the real flex is if shes spoiled and doesn’t have to be a bang maid.
Unironically shes exactly this, the thing I've realized about Korean women is that they all think they're living in an irl K-drama
>>35067647
Hi retard
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>>35067645
I actually have been falling out of love with the fantasy of a gangbang. I feel like it's impossible for it to hypothetically go well in any case, so I can't suspend my disbelief when fetishizing it.
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>>35067651
>Nah she's a racist bitch but I think that's all Asians
nta, is this not racist in itself to say?
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>popular tall dude from group of friends that gets laid a lot does a reunion with the group and other frieends of his at some place last night
>chat group congratulates him first thing in the morning today, 7AM and basically EVERYONE says happy birthday in a matter of 20 minutes

>

>I barely got messages late in the night during my birhtday, a few hours before it finished
>last year they all had forgotten about it, so this was "progress" at least

I feel deeply envious of this guy. I sometimes sincerely feel happy his mother died of cancer young.
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>>35067652
here i was imagining triphallia
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>>35067655
Oh. Ew.
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>>35067654
thats so shallow of them, im sorry anon, atoga wishes u happy late birthday
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>>35067651
>I'm from the US but we live in Australia bc of work, she's also Korean
Didn't you guys broke up?
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>>35067658
my first thoughts were funnier but worse
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>>35067651
> Unironically shes exactly this, the thing I've realized about Korean women is that they all think they're living in an irl K-drama

I’m going to touch grass and thank my witch ways that I never ended up a bang maid to a 4chan loser
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>>35067653
We're both racist it's probably why we get along so well lmao
>>35067660
Yes but this poor little thing can't live without me, I've already manipulated her into staying with me; pussy tight and shes actually fun to hang out with lol
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>>35067659
thanks but its partly my fault for not doing reunions for my birthday and stuff. You have to promote yourself constantly in life to get recognition, even in the form of saying "hi happy birthday"

i mainly hate his success all around with women adn stuff
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>>35067663
>witch ways

why are grown women allowed to speak like this.
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>>35067665
sounds like you need better friends,
>i mainly hate his success all around with women adn stuff
heightism amongst women really is the devil, i wish it would be done away with
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>>35067654
>frogposter is a jealous baby who thinks he's owed the same recognition as a person who actually puts in the effort to make friends and stays involved in their lives
>is evil enough to be happy of the death of a "friend"s family member.
Wow, I'm not surprised. I hope your birthday sucked, asshole.
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>>35067663
>mentally ill 4chan foid can't find her equally mentally ill 4chan moid
You'll get there someday bro
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>>35067672
Yeah let me just look at my bf real quick
> PhD
> no 4chan
> no social media
> normie that does sports
Nvm
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>>35067663
You and Entjeet are both 4chan namecuck losers, thoeverbeit
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>>35067673
>thinks dating a normie is a flex
Have fun getting cheated on retard, you two don't share anything in common lmao
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>>35067668
why do you think he puts in effort to stay involved in others lives?
>Wow, I'm not surprised. I hope your birthday sucked, asshole.
did mommy die too soon? :(
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>>35067681
My parents are still alive, even if they're dead to me. And I think he puts in the effort because he's not a creepy, jaded internet addict who has no real friends and clearly just parasitized an existing friend group.
Maybe next year you'll get more than a couple midnight pity texts. :)
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>>35067683
>And I think he puts in the effort because he's not a creepy, jaded internet addict who has no real friends and clearly just parasitized an existing friend group

see, I'd take your comment more seriously if this was what happens in reality, but he's as involved as is needed for him to be the center of attention. He isnt involved in others lives or anything. But I know youve made me the bad character of your story, so me actually providing info about this wont matter to you

>and clearly just parasitized an existing friend group.

it's my high school friend group thoughhbeit


>Maybe next year you'll get more than a couple midnight pity texts. :)

why are you so angry at me?
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>>35067679
Either way, my education is paid for when I leave. Everyone cheats one way or another, whether by bragging about how the girl they “love” is a bang maid (which is morally wrong and a form of using someone) or by eventually growing as a person and moving on

If he cheats, then he’s not the person I loved, so that’s a win for me I get to leave knowing I’m better and benefited. It’s easier to let go of someone when they are the problem.

I can be smart and leverage my growth alongside his, or I can get kicked back but even then without being a bang maid. Either way, focusing on my education and building my portfolio is already a win.

Ask any lawyer, and they’ll tell you that love is fake. I disagree. I believe love exists, but it’s rare. It’s easier to know the full truth and enjoy things as they are until they become something different.

Love, like the seasons of life, happens and changes. Being happy, whether alone or with someone better, is always the goal him or someone better
I’ve never gone backwards to a loser
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>>35067684
>But I know youve made me the bad character of your story
Hun, I'm not the one who volunteered the information that you are happy his mom died of cancer.
You could've typed that whole thing out and then asked "how do I get this schadenfreude out of my life? I don't like being envious and I'd like to be more involved in the lives of the people around me, any advice?". But instead, you've doubled down on the idea that he's just manipulating them for attention and he definitely deserves your internet ire. It's sad to see you meet a test of character and fail so miserably. Again, maybe next year will be better for you.
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>>35067685
>Everyone cheats one way or another
>If he cheats, then he’s not the person I loved
>I can be smart and leverage my growth alongside his
>Focusing on my education and building my portfolio is already a win
>Ask any lawyer
Holy fuck I broke a cat lady KEK
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Finally jerked it to the porn I downloaded but forgot to watch, good shit.
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>>35067687
>Hun, I'm not the one who volunteered the information that you are happy his mom died of cancer.
That's the only thing you could criticize, but youve made a characterization out of me without knowing any details of the dynamics of this group at all. Thats what Im pointing out


>that he's just manipulating them for attention
I didn't say that and if thats what you got from what I said, its not.

>I don't like being envious and I'd like to be more involved in the lives of the people around me, any advice

why do you insist on this idea that he is "involved in the lives of the people around him" in some way? Again, you could ask me for the dynamics of the group but you insist on inventing stuff.
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The tomorrowverse movies are absolute slop so far. Im on the second one
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>>35067688
I’m missing on soooo much if I don’t have an apathetic view of people being shit, I should toooootally scream and cry for someone who’s clearly not worth my time and grow old and jaded instead of just moving on to someone better worst case scenario
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>>35067586
That looks like a lot of wasted material
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>>35067664
>Yes but this poor little thing can't live without me, I've already manipulated her into staying with me
Brother begged for her to come back and has no standards
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I am hating women.
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>>35067689
bro i download porn but don't look at it
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>>35067693
The truly sad part of your situation is that despite how intelligent and optimistic you are, your own mother already did better job of being in a relationship than you ever will; intergenerationally mogged.
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2D>3D
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>>35067692
idek what that is
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>>35067692
The what?
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>>35067695
Bro how could anyone say no to a 22inch waist 40kg 5'4" size 6 tradcath Korean empath
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>>35067703
she saw the ring. RIP
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>>35067698
The only reason why someone more intertwined in the idea of being a servant to a man is “better” in any way could be because a house was 2 dollars and a cube of salt at the time. Anyone of her generation dealt with a lot more social bs than I ever have in the workplace

The same can be said about your father who probably has more testosterone than you ever will, silly measurements that are incongruent with our lives unless we make them relevant. I’m lucky she had me and I’m even luckier that I get to choose my own path
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>>35067707
Education and emotional maturity are the least attractive traits in a woman, just be lesbian bro. What third world shithole are you from anyway?
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>>35067709
I wish i had this kind of body so I could fuck mid chicks and then ghost them
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she texts me everyday usually no later than 4pm
its 9 pm now and she hasnt texted
is it over?
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>>35067709
> Education and emotional maturity are the least attractive traits in a woman

Just say you want your kids stupid and emotionally unregulated and call it a day
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>>35067703
I dont like asians, thats how
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>>35067712
I have this body and still post here, banging chicks on dating apps gets boring after a while until you find the one
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I'd kiss a sweaty foid on the forehead DESU
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how long does sex last or need to last?
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>>35067720
~45 mins
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>>35067709
i don't care about your conversation but you are gay
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>>35067716
Not truly done until you have the Y definition on your knees only then you unlock the magic penis
> while until you find the one
They don’t believe in the one too pornburned
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>>35067691
>youve made a characterization out of me without knowing any details of the dynamics of this group at all
You said you're glad his mom died because you are "deeply envious". You also said "i mainly hate his success all around with women adn stuff" while acknowledging that you are to blame because you didn't also put in the same effort to get recognition. And then when called out, you said "he's as involved as is needed for him to be the center of attention", which minimizes his efforts and makes them seem calculated without you expanding on that at all. And then finally, you tried very hard to hit a nerve by trying to mock another dead mother and using a smiley face.
That's all the context you've given me, and it's more than enough to tell you're a shitty person. You deserve to be miserable enough to vaguepost about being mad at your "friendgroup" on 4chan while they don't even think about you on your birthday.
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Does it mean you were the problem if they marry someone else a year later?
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>>35067726
It's nobody's fault that two given people aren't compatible enough to have a long term relationship.
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>>35067726
Depends if they are hotter than you or not, if they downgrade it’s okay and you weren’t the problem if they upgrade then you fucked up
Source is me in 2018 getting left for a rich model
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>>35067720
5 minutes is enough
more than that and she's greedy
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>>35067728
How dare you be a reasonable person posting here
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>>35067726
Nah.
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>>35067728
What if it was a long term relationship?
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>>35067714
I hate smart women they so annoying, literally no women in history have an iQ over 100 and if they do they're feminist libtards. Intelligence provides no intrinsic value to a woman as they were historically just meant to be subservient to us men. Know your place, slave.
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>>35067737
People can grow apart for different reasons they met the person they are meant to be with and so will you
>>35067738
Bait so baity it has little tiny shiny baits around it
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>enjeet/yzma namecuck fight
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>>35067713
>>35067713
>>35067713
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>>35067724
You are obsessed with me, this goes to show that I'm right about female behavior and traditional male and female roles
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>>35067743
She has a life, if she doesn’t text tomorrow it’s joever
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>>35067743
its not over unless she fails to message u tomorrow as well
maybe she's busy
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>>35067743
https://youtu.be/e1wcXEedXO4
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>>35067743
sure why not
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>>35067732
Someone needs to bring common sense to this shithole.
>>35067737
My statement stands. It takes time to understand someone else, and sometimes relationships get serious before you get to know them. Also, people change.
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>>35067741
>so will you
i doubt it will ever happen but you have given me cope for the rest of the week
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>>35067749
Never change anon
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Femanons need bbc
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>>35067741
>reeee i lost an argument online so i must mentally gymnastics my way out of another loss to save face
You are a namefag btw hush now adults are talking
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>>35067749
Have you ever changed for someone only to not choose you for what you became in order to fulfill what was asked for?
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>>35067752
https://youtu.be/fOyfgxDgKUg
This is my every day cope for anything ever I now bestow you healing and maybe a nice gf that you treat amazingly in the future
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>>35067725
I guess some other person in your close family died recently of some disease and you're lashing out. It's ok.
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>>35067732
Hilariously ironic that this posts resonates with you lmao
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>>35067759
>>35067725
you don't even know what his "efforts" entail. Like I said, you don't know anything, but youve made your movie already.
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>>35067756
You should never change for anybody but yourself. The motivation to change your thoughts and actions should be motivated by your acknowledgement that as you are now isn't meeting the standards and potential you hold yourself to. It's okay to have those potential changeable aspects of yourself to be brought to your attention by others, but it should be you that ultimately decides they're actionable.
Does that make sense?
>>
What do you think of terminally online anons
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>>35067759
Everyone's healthy, this faggot who likes to think about dead mothers of his "friends" when they get more "happy bday!" texts than him deserves criticism for it.
>>35067761
I care about your efforts, and you admitted you haven't put in the effort for the attention you apparently want so bad. And in the face of that, you would rather just keep vagueposting and being evil than asking for advice or God forbid explain anything.
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>>35066697
Much izzat lost saar
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>>35067764
I don’t like them
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men, thoughts on pawjobs?
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>>35067742
Idk why women love arguing with me they must just like being put in their place lol
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>>35066697
Fuck Ohio might actually get potable water
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>>35066682
If anyone doubts that people from the horn of Africa are Caucasian, simply watch them dance
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>>35067769
Please leave. You're annoying and I don't like you.
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>>35067769
You want to fuck animals?
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>>35067774
no paw for you
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>>35067769
Women can't even give good handjobs as it is
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>>35067709
>entjeet posting bulges
You will be a hijra, saar!
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>>35067778
They do to chad, there's a reason she doesn't want to give you losers normal handjobs, she thinks you're not worth it.
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I love being chad
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>>35067776
humans are capable of pawing too
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>>35067777
Checked goated truthful
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>>35067779
That's the Asian on /int/
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>>35067766
>Everyone's healthy, this faggot who likes to think about dead mothers of his "friends" when they get more "happy bday!" texts than him deserves criticism for it.

seems weird to be so fixated on that stuff tbqh

>or God forbid explain anything.

you started this "conversation" insulting and degrading me, and everytime I said that you weren't right about something you just doubled down. I have no interest in giving you more info so you can just keep your posture, since you've made it clear you aren't interested in the reality of my friend group.

>I care about your efforts

pff spare me that bs
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>>35067778
NTA, speak for yourself. My hands are magic.
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>>35067781
give tips to have many matches with actual humans (ie not ugly fats)
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>>35067762
I wanted to be better because someone else wanted me too it was encouragement and reinforced positive outcomes, that I was doing the right thing but in the end too slow, positive became constant negativity, not good enough for them. It makes sense. I did set out an action solely on myself to attain that goal prescribed by someone else in a positive manner but it revealed how much of my life was ran by that someone before then..
>>35067757
I cut a big piece of me to give away served well done, it is theirs now. thank you for the reminder of this.
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>>35067781
Chad wouldn't swipe right on all of these.
The correct choices are:
>left
>right
>left
>left
>left
>right
>right
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>>35067786
>"you don't know the context!"
>"what's the context?"
>"I'm not telling you!"
Okay, bye. Hope you don't come here to cry again next year.
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>>35066089
Well I was with a girl yesterday that talked a bunch. Kinda annoying but she was hot so not too bad.
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>>35067787
You're probably ashy, JH
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>>35067793
>incorrectly used words and namefag worship
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Is remember when entj used to post some asian bitch and claim it what his gf until I don't remember if BV or Korrasami found the xitter account he was stealing pictures from.
Also a couple times hee was found out replying to himself.
How does such lowly creature has no shame coming back?
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>>35067796
it's the south asian genes
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>>35067788
Just be hot, rich and funny. You don't even need the last one if you already have the first two lol women just want to be uptiered
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>>35067796
Who cares?
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>>35067691
>>35067684
Holy reddit spacing
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>>35067791
>"what's the context?"

you never asked that, and when I said he isn't "involved in the life of ours" you said "oh youre saying hes manipulating everyone for power!", clearly showing you dont care about what I had to say.

Hope those totally alive family memebers you're not bummed about are still alive next year.
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>>35067798
what's hot exactly about you?
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>>35067769
I already have a job im satisfied with
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>>35067790
I fucked a few of them but then eventually ghosted all of them for a Korean girl and I regret nothing, my mental health has immediately improved settling down with dumb ESL zoomer sub
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>>35067801
oh my seekret group! not in my heckin 4channerino!
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>>35067802
>more not sharing the context that apparently exonerates you from any judgement about being a massive faggot who revels in the deaths of his supposed friends' family members
Yawn.
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>>35067755
>You are a namefag btw
Aren't you a namefag too, ENTJ?
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>>35067804
I have caveman neanderthal genetics, i fit into this world like a perfect triangle
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>>35067808
never said this context would exonerate any judgement about what I said. I never claimed that me thinking that about his mother is morally correct.

Youve made that up o algo.
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>>35067804
Literally nothing probably hinge is the most negging app for women ever as long as you shower and aren’t a creep you are doing better than 90% of guys there, I’ve seen videos of girls deleting the app because the men are so ugly.
Back when I was dating I matched with people in rays if he was truly a chad he’d actually have a referral code and pass
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>>35067811
I dont understand. I guess Im just shit out of luck.

My psychologist keeps saying i should keep trying with the apps but so far no luck.
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>>35067812
So you admit you deserve to be judged for feeling so jealous of a supposed friend that you enjoy the thought of his mother dying of cancer?
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>>35067813
>as long as you shower and aren’t a creep you are doing better than 90% of guys there
I do that. I still get basically no matches and they're at most ugly fatsos. And the ones that are kinda cute and or hot ignore any chat I try to start.

also no hinge in my country
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>>35067807
I didn't say anything about a secret club. But how can a single website mind break you into changing the way you write everywhere else?
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>>35067815
never claimed I dont deserve to be judged for that, yes.
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>bodily needs met by optimised meals
>exercise needs met by gym
>sexual needs filled by porn
>emotional needs filled by ASMR
what more is there to do?
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Is Yzma a libfem or a terf?
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>>35067816
1 photo with an animal
1 photo with your friends
1 photo going out on a sport
2 photos at family stuff (censor photos)
Don’t dress like a teen
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>>35067819
> emotional needs filled by ASMR
Your life is a black mirror episode
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>>35067817
>separating paragraphs was invented by reddit
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>>35067796
It's the ENTJ personality.
Literal know it all that kind of person that think they're hot shit because people sometimes accomodate them to avoid their toxic demeanor.
Also compulsive liars and prideful with negative connotation
Ignore/filter is the best strategy against this kind of cunt
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>>35067814
Fuck the apps just travel to your SEA country of choice or if you have the applicable rizz talk to women in mutual setting like Starbucks, women only go outside if they're lonely they have no reason to leave their natural habitat
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>>35067822
>1 photo with an animal
I have that
>1 photo with your friends
I have that
>1 photo going out on a sport
I dont have that
>2 photos at family stuff (censor photos)
I kinda have that
>Don’t dress like a teen
I dont do that
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>>35067764
Not fun to talk to
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>>35067822
>Don’t dress like a teen
How in the fuck do I do this?
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>>35067826
>this

Isn't separating paragraphs

>it's

Reddit spacing
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>>35067825
There is no other way, the only alternative is to have nothing
just wait till I can 3D print an AI powered maid
its over for you
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>>35067832
A bunch on men in online dating never actually updated their wardrobe
>>35067828
> use survival sex workers as cope because you are a loser back home
Ew
Same shit as far white women that go to Jamaica except that they actually try loving the men
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>>35067837
nta but the stripper has to love somebody, it might just be you
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>>35067837
>survival sex workers
Slaves*
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>>35067837
Yeah keep sucking my dick you nasty bitch
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>>35067840
This guy knows
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>>35067837
ok but I told you I have almost all those boxes checked, still barely get any likes back
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>>35067838
>nta but the stripper has to love somebody, it might just be you
They love chad though
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>>35067838
I know strippers from heels class and only stupid ones would pick up a punter it’s the same as sad women thinking their therapist loves them, 99% of the time they are making fun of these guys no matter what lol
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>>35067793
>tfw you'll never moisturize every inch of her while she shudders under the weight of your touch
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>>35067843
Height?
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Is there a version of Heartless that's sung by a better singer than Kanye?
but like, not the fray version.
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Gender
would you be more or less likely to vote for a politician if you chats leaks show he eats his wife's pussy for hours at a time and she loves it?
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>>35067847
1.77

(5'9 on the "higher" side)
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>>35067845
>99% of the time they are making fun of these guys no matter what lol
how is that different from the rest of the female population?
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>>35067845
>99% of the time they are making fun of these guys no matter what lol
This. I know OF models who mock their subs frequently.
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>>35067849
I would never vote for a pussy eater
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>>35067845
>99% of the time they are making fun of these guys no matter what lol
nta
that seems unnecesarily cruel.
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>>35067845
Why won't you let men have options, leave random women that have nothing to do with you alone
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>nice girls are actually the meanest ones
What the heck
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>>35067849
F
I don’t give a shit what they do as long as they don’t have some weird paraphilia that’s illegal or worse
>>35067843
Delete the app completely refresh your likes and be more selective so the algorithm pushes you up
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>>35067858
all women are mean
the difference is how they stab and how much they twist the knife
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>>35067851
5'9 in Europe? That's probably pretty tough. I'm a 5'9 burger and it's still pretty tough despite being average here.
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>>35067843
>>35067859
if you're on tinder you have to wait 90 days before starting a new account because thats how long tinder holds onto your information. Its there to prevent people from infinitely refreshing their accounts and fucking with the algo.
If you start a new account right after deleting one, you'll be thrown in the shadowban rotation straight away
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>>35067862
Yzma is the peak example of a bottom tier woman that continues to try and push uptier women down, all women are basically crabs in a bucket for chad
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Somebody sleeping in my bed
Messing with my head
Taking my place..
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>>35067864
The average guy in my small European town is 6’3 it’s hard out there
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>>35067859
>Delete the app completely refresh your likes and be more selective so the algorithm pushes you up
Ive done that. I still get few likes and then the ones I have dont answer back.

Ive resorted to liking everyone since carefully vetting chicks on the apps means spending 20 minutes reading stuff, swiping right and being met with constant nothingness on the other side.
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>>35067856
NTA NAG
I mean they ARE pathetic, but Im guessing its also in part. Spend extra energy and time on making fun of the pathetic worms that pay for your lifestyle, otherwise you might accidentally look in the mirror/inward, if you have to interact with these worms, if you depends on them and have to keep them happy, what position is that?
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>>35067856
Women make fun of weak men. It's natural
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>>35067865
thats ok, any source? not trying to argue. just seen a lot of the gamification stuff around these apps but never read a real source with guidetips.

>>35067864
Im actually in south america. But its a city with quite a lot of tall dudes (not something crazy like netherlands or croatia ofc)
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>>35067868
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
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I miss sex, I was good at it too.
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>>35067868
Idgi, I thought height wasn't that important honestly. I thought the pics showing stuff mattered more.
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>>35067862
So fvcking TRVE
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FUCK, it feels so good to have short hair.
Suddenly started sweating for no reason and the fan felt so good when then water isn't trapped and instead allowed to evaporate like what sweat is supposed to do

DAMn feel s good
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>>35067869
>>35067872
>Ive resorted to liking everyone since carefully vetting chicks on the apps means spending 20 minutes reading stuff, swiping right and being met with constant nothingness on the other side.
you shadowbanned yourself.
The algo sorts you depending on your like/match ratio. if you just rightswipe everything, and 90% of the women left swipe you, you're basically the same as being banned. The app doesnt show you to anyone.
This system is in place to prevent people from leaving the app due to ''its only showing me ugly guys''
Only swipe right on people you actually think would match with you.
Its the same way around, if a girl right swipes you and you left swipe her, you're lowering her algo score and moving her down.
>source
this is a well known system thats been in place on dating apps for over a decade. the people working on these apps came out and confirmed it too.

Remember the apps dont actually want you to find anyone, because a match made is 2 customers lost. If you go by discrimination statistics, the main dating apps (tinder, bumble, hinge) have a worse discrimination rate than south africa did.
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>>35067873
I’m not being sarcastic, I’m in a very white town in somewhere buttfuck Europe everyone here is taller than me.
>>35067875
It’s not I’ve seen people pull no matter their height money and the ability to be charismatic always wins
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>>35067793
Hey, I'm not ashy.
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>>35067862
That’s not true, but every woman I’ve met who has slipped somewhere into the conversation that other people say she’s “so nice” has turned out to be mean as shit
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>>35067862
Orbital MIRV TRVTH NVKES!
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>>35067878
>you shadowbanned yourself.
you're telling me dudes that gets lots of matches get them because they carefully vet who they're liking back?

also its not that Im not showing up at all. I still get 1 or 3 likes every few days, but I cant match with them because of the design, and when I do its some literally horribly looking woman no fofense.
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>>35067882
Have you ever talked to a woman and see how they cant get through a single conversation without shitting on at least one person in their life?
She's doing the same to you behind your back.

Women thrive on putting people who they know down to score social credit
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>>35067885
I know exactly what you’re talking about, but I’d say maybe half of the women I’ve met are like that, not all of them
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>>35067884
its not about carefully vetting, its about being liked or not liked.
The guys who get tons of matches are put infront of the line and shown to more people than those who get liked less.
Imagine it as a line to get onto a rollercoaster. The high algo scored people get put infront, but the rollercoaster only has so many seats, you liking people and getting left swiped by them puts you back in line.

You're basically never being shown to anyone except the little smidge minority of girls who's algo scores are also in the shitter (and thats maybe a handful of them since the apps are by default 80/20 male/female populated)
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>>35067887
ok, I see. So I have to del my account wait 90 days and come back.



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