Bucket of raccs
>>4735815Trash polar bear spotted.
>>4735815Is that an albino one in the left
these are just handsy foxes
>>4735861yeah they're not cute at all
>>4735878They do kinda look like giant lab mice.
dont trust em
>>4735866that's raccoon dogs.
>>4735815Racc bucket mentality
Even got an MLB minor league club named after them
>>4735815better watch out, they're armed
>>4735815aw heck yea!I see your bucket of raccs and raise you a pile of bandits!
>>4735878yes they look like wierd mouse foxes but I still like them. Arctic ops bandit.
>>4735815Maine > rac
these 100% would be the third most popular pet in america if they werent so destructive
>>4737846tfw long raccoon
>>4735815
>>4739276we should hear the coons out they know secrets
>>4739276heh
>>4739276no can stretch and bend like that
>>4739350I can.
>>4739418plastic man?
>>4735815Bag o' bandits
>>4739614Actually, this country will be raccoon by 2050.
>>4739641RACCOON ETHNOSTATE NOW
>>4735815took them thousands of years waiting for humans to evolve enough to create the perfect raccoon home.
mmmmmm.... gape
>>4739743That racc still hasn't finished his gapes from the last thread? Wtf
>>4739743Those grapes are fucking huge
>>4740269he's savoring them
>>4739743>>4740269>>4740271they're watermelons
>>4735828Polar WashBear
Bucket
>>4740831Coatibros... our cousins do not want to share the buckets
>>4740885long raccs require long buckets update: he has finished his grapes (for now)
>>4741447>mfw no more gape
>>4741840mmm.... more grapes
>>4742112fr tho who is this bandit and where is he getting these baseball sized goobers
i love raccoons so much i just wish they weren't vicious little bastards
>>4742115The vicious little bastard in question:
>>4742115they aren't vicious! just look at these ones right- AAARG MY FINGERS
:D
this is an accurate representation of my face when I tell a terrible joke
God I wish raccoons were real
>>4744059look outside your window anon
>>4742393WHY DOES HE HAVE SIX FINGERS????
>>4744108*gasp*ARACCOON! :D
blond bandit
can these guys be domesticated or what
>>4744446No, too intelligent.
>>4744422shiny racc!
>>4745266We domesticated pigs tho
>>4745331pigs don't have fingers
the little masked bandits!
flatcoone
>>4743472Coonsoomer
>>4746793consoom gapeget excited for next gape
disgruntled critter stuck in sleeve
>>4747108
>>4747108>despite my growl I am still just a racc in a towel
>>4747192you're missing a syllableit should be >despite all my growlor >despite my loud growl
Evading the law
Rats?
>>4747497No, raccs
>>4747519precious bandits
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a raccoon touching a human face – for ever.
>"don't project human emotions onto animals" mfers when the racc smiles like this
>>4748334they are very expressive
>>4748009Based Hyde quote
>>4748009PoV: you in the year 2050
made a dwelling, for oons.
>>4749362got a camera inside, will share if any move in, fingers crossed for smol bandits!
>>4749362Nice rac castle!
>>4747497i might be going insane but does anyone else notice that the pic looks like the happy merchant in a certain angle???
>>4749696pretty sure that's the joke my guy
>>4749362What is that reflective thing in the entrance? Really nice bandit house anyway
>>4750075flexible vinyl stuff
>>4750165yes, meant to let coons in but keep cold winds out.
*smiles nervously*uhh I'm supposed to be here:D
>>4739299What kind of secrets do they know?
>>4751662hard to say, but they definitely know... something.
lil goober
>>4736029Coon brain
>>4752052cooner mindset
>>4747192
>>4751740Their secrets of mischief and banditry might be forever out of our reach
the racc tree fortress has a mouse problem... they keep going in and eating the kibble I left to attract the bandits, I didn't think mice would eat chicken and fish lol. what do raccs like that mice don't? don't want to set snap traps bc with my luck a raccoon will get a paw pinched. the only reason I really care is I don't want them pissing and shitting all over the raccoon bedding. I lost all patience with mice when they randomly decided to eat my cars electric system for no reason.
>>4752841>decided to eat my cars electric system for no reasons o y bean based insulation, chipmunks shorted out my cars high beams a few months agohttps://www.thedrive.com/news/20878/rodents-are-feasting-on-newer-cars-and-it-sucks
>>4753061>newer cars>onions insulation we are in the end times.pretty sure the mice that ate mine were on crack it was a 2003 subarupicrel is how I felt
look at these bandits how they skitter up the wallsuch wondrous critters
>>4752841They will come once you leave a more adequate offeringIn all seriousness tho, both raccs and mice fall into the "eat everything" category so i don't think there is a specific food you could use.Perhaps just leave food outside until raccoons start showing up? I doubt mice will go to a place with potential predators
There is a certain humanity in the way raccoons stand and act. Just look at this fella
>>4737718>ReleasedMfw they freed the most prolific serial thieves of the urban jungle
>>4754475his face makes me want to give him all manner of food and shelter
who says raccs can't smile?
blondie
Scrubbing of Raccs
Can you spot the racc in this photo?
I saw a couple ringtails in person recentlywhy are racc family members all so fun to look at?
>>4755767understanding of aesthetics look at this goober, I think he bit a bee or smth
wondrous critters
>>4749696the whole picture is generated
>>4757732racc about to prepare a delicious meal yim yum
>>4757732The irresistible urge to make raccoons wear funny hats
>>4753853I love this picture
>>4757908The snout fur on the right racc is shaped like a heart :3
TOTAL RACC VICTORY
wonderful critters
Literally me fr fr
Hello I need the video of the raccoon hiding among puppies drinking milk from their mother thank you :)
is this the same Grape grabber?
Goobers
>>4742393this must feel Incredible
blurble
>>4739614>>4739641as long as they're white 'coons. inshallah
>>4740831Coati aka Raccoon: The Extended Cut
>>4742115Bloodthirsty beasts
>>4764677Why'd he do it?
Would you accept his offer?
>>4765541critter advice for 5c? sign me up!
>>4738736it looks like an overgrown labratcute
>>4748326>me doing my taxes
Want some beer?
eepy bandits always look so comfy
>>4735861No, he just hasen't stolen any trash today
This racc has given up on banditry
*schlrrrrrrp*
watermelon for nosebear!:D
>>4735878I'll fucking behead you with my wicked scimitar
>>4742114>>4740271Maybe they aren't big grapes, he is just a little guy
>>4769719Those grapes are the size of the guys's palm
>>4767651More eeping
americoon
*fan boat sounds*
>>4770371I wanna rub a fat raccoon's belly!
>>4769343Racc kits love straws.
>>4769343>>4772432Can they suck or are they just gnawing on the straw?
>>4772432Why do they hate turtles?
weeb racc
>>4774226Otakoon
beware THE WASH BEAR! :D
>>4740831Dear God...
me
raccoons store pee in the ballsfood in their belliesbut where do they store their love?
>>4774226This picture has strong crying cat energy.
>>4777887In their hands.
Raccs are the kings of /an/critters rise up!racc supremacy NOW!
raccy! undoubtedly the critter of all time. look at his hat!
>>4767749kek
what has bro been eating?
>>4779782He looks depressed.
>>4779246
would Raccoons use soap if they had access to it?
>>4780331probably, the Whitehouse raccoon would play with soap
racc snacc
>>4780590Oh boy the last raccoon!
what do the washbear do when they do not have water?
how many coon pics you own
>>4781292312
>>4781391rookie numbers
>>4781455Catbox it
>>4781455Why is that raccoon speaking russian what the fuck
>want to like raccys >they're the number 1 animal that contracts rabies I just can't risk that.
>>4781842the vast majority do not have the disease. just use common sense and caution
mf when best critter thread is still going
despite being destructive, disease ridden little assholes i cant help but love the washing bear
