>>4773609
>>4773626love how you can tell this isnt the first this guy has had to deal with this shit
>>4773626>elkmoose
>>4773626Moose are fucking scary, broThere is no handgun you can carry that will stop one in time and they really like to aim their hooves towards your head.
>Moose
>>4773637>advanced_porkour.webm
>>4773703Aren't they the same thing? My native language calls both by the same word, "alce."
>>4773703>>4773745>The moose (pl.: 'moose'; used in North America) or elk (pl.: 'elk' or 'elks'; used in Eurasia) (Alces alces) is the world's tallest, largest and heaviest extant species of deer and the only species in the genus Alces.>The elk (pl.: elk or elks; Cervus canadensis), or wapiti, is the second largest species within the deer family, Cervidae, and one of the largest terrestrial mammals in its native range of North America and Central and East Asia. The word "elk" originally referred to the European variety of the moose, Alces alces, but was transferred to Cervus canadensis by North American colonists.I dunno lol
>>4773738>making shit up AGAIN9mm to the skull will reliably put down an elephant, learn2aim.
>>4773609I’m more impressed at how many people they got to agree to do this. I also like how he just gives up at the end
>>4773748retard
>>4773748If it's charging then suddenly dying isn't going to stop the hundreds of pounds of meat and bones from hitting you.
>>4773748moose brains are tiny.>just let me hit this golfball sized moving target with a pistolok there rambojust dont mess with meese
>>4773748Post your moose trophy collection
>>4773738A moose once bit my sister
>>4773749the human bridge couldn't keep up and you can see the span before the pupper needed to slow down.
Anyone has the video of the fat cat pushing the another cat off the counter?
>>4773921Did she die
>>4773608What did they mean by this?
>>4774042That a new thread has been posted, followed by a link to said thread (this thread).
>>4773921Well she shouldn't have been carving her initials on it, then.
>>4773637become ungovernable
>>4773745>>4773747It's both a moose and an elk. They were originally called elk, but when europeans who had never seen a european elk (same as a US moose) saw a US elk (wapiti, basically just a large deer, similar to reindeer) they called them elk, and when they saw a US moose, they used this alternate name for them, and it's become arguably more popular on the world stage (most americans and canadians don't even know that europe has moose/elk in fact)>it's easier to understand than it is to explain, just because of the nature of the verbiage involved.>tl;dr euros call them (moose) elk because that's what they originally were called, so now they and US elk (wapiti) both share the name elk.
>>4774042Seems to me that cockatoos just have autism
>>4773626That mule is missing his right horn.
>>4774204they lose their antlers late winter and regrow them
>>4774208>there she was...
>>4773626>Back to your shed, cuck!
>>4773748 all you need to know is that brown bears are running away from them, so they are scary.
>>4773616Can't believe the arabs created something more inbred than themselves.
>>4774206>Wet beaver getting stuffed full!
>>4773626when bulls got their head down like that theyre looking for it
>>4774397WHIRRRRRRRRRR
>>4773605Eto...
>>4775109he's choking his chicken hehehehehehe
>>4775106was about to criticize the owner for being toxobrained, based mouser kitty
>>4775106Skills>>4775371That damn mouse is almost as big as he is
>>4775371I had an orange stray I used to feed, he used to bring me bigass rats like this. The first one he brought inside and dumped it on my carpet. I always checked his face after that for presents.
>>4775107There's a Planet Fitness for dogs?
>>4773617>the raven ladyshe's so hot, bros
>>4773873kek
>>4775371>I brought snacks bro!
>>4775465My cat used to do that too except it would be live snakes that he would then chase and play with
>>4775093Why is he so relaxed? Is it possible to tame squirrels like this?
>>4775092this is why they should stick to four limbs…
>>4775846Why did he do it
>>4775859horses are supremely autistictheir intentions, if they have any, are utterly inscrutable and change on a dime
>>4775859Horses are pea brained retards
>>4775859horse intellect far exceeds our meager mortal capacity in that it may be impossible to ever truly know the full reasoning behind such magnficent actions.
>>4775465I have two strays that I feed and they are excellent mousers.Never bring me any gifts, though.
>>4775846Have you the webm of the kelpie?I recently lost my meme folder.
>>4775846what a dick
>>4775528Nah, probably drugged or sedated or something
>>4774083Mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasty>>4774039She got better
OC donut steel(my phone camera is rubbish lmao)
>>4775484>narcissus
>>4774221>avenge me, junichiro-kun
>>4776099Why are ducks so rape-prone?
>>4773617
>>4774221looks like an 80s music video
>>4773744Underrated post
>>4774206Thank you anon beavers are cool
>>4775869>>4775871Based 'The duality of man' (You) bait sameposter
>>4776270sameposter?
>>4774090>become ungovernablethis is such a stupid fucking meme. if you're "ungovernable" you will just be locked up indefinitely for the safety of society.
>>4775859The glass seems tinted, it was probably reflective from the outside and he got spooked by seeing another horse.
>>4775371I love how he starts tapping on it.
>>4774204well, the video is named elk shed
>>4775859houses are supremely autistic
>>4775484>Who? Who?>...who?
>>4775528Gray squirrels actually used to be very popular pets. Squirrel-catching was a lucrative job in the 18th century
>>4776303>elk shedI see what you did there
>>4775859growing up my horse never needed a reason, a cow will at least think it over first
>>4774172most birds do
>>4775528>>4776089squirrels can be pretty relaxed and agreeable if they're hand-raised
>>4775845I used to think capys were cool until I tuned in to Uncle Ben's Rescue Ranch and learned they shit constantly and everywhere particularly in their drinking water. Now I just like looking at capys, I don't want to be near one.
>>4776506They are rodents, after all
>>4776506I mean live they live near rivers and bodies of water so...
>>4773617>>4776224>clean it up janny
>>4775847Do the Bibi-Hendl
>>4776506being capypilled isn’t easy le coconut doggies are not all they seem…
>>4776284Stay mad, cattle.
>>4776284>if you're "ungovernable" you will just be locked up..... what do you think ungovernable means?...you know there are other options like dying for your cause becoming a martyr
>>4775847
>>4776595where's the giant parking lot? this is making me uncomfortable
>>4776627There's a 90% chance that those houses all got bought out by some property investment firm and turned into bnbs for tourists, if it's any consolation
>>4776637not every country is declining like yours, shart
>>4776506As a guinea pig owner I'm completely unfazed by this.
>>4776284"Society" elects "representatives" who conspire against me and my God-given rights. I don't care much for "society."
>>4776547Thought for a second that last one was gonna fuck it up but wow
>>4776576nice to see some thirdie goodness every now and then
>>4776590God these things are so hideous
>>4776595I’ve seen this video maybe about 5 different times across the internet and it never gets old. Why can’t I have this…
>>4775846Kicked so hard he destroyed the webm
>>4775846Too bad we can't hear this.
>>4776727just like ur mum XD
>>4776784lole gotem
>>4775847Why did they do it?
>>4776801
>>4776784:(
>>4776807...but why?
>>4773921Moose bites can be pretty nasty.
>>4776595I've seen this webm a dozen times but first time I noticed the huge chain link fence at the very end.What do you think that's for?
>>4776641>it was a thirdie seething about AmericaEvery time lmao
>>4776858Is that a fence? Looks like telephone poles to me.
>>4776858power distribution
>>4776578y not scare?
>>4776578moar octopi pls
>>4776727>hating on tapirsNgmi
>>4776727she's not wearing makeup please understand
>>4775528Kinda. They're feisty but since they're semi-social they can be raised to handle human handling
>>4776916kwab
>>4776807Some legend saw this happened centuries ago and knew he had a gold
>>4775845Ok great but what the fuck was that
>>4776506don't they eat their own poop too.
>>4774208>... Because you're worth it
>>4776947looks like 2 people in a trenchcoat haha
>>4774026
>>4776931Danger veemo>>4776947Fat asians do exist
>>4776934wtf
>>4776965>Fat asians do existYes. See: Mongolia
>>4777130Producing pearls gives the clam XP; if it survives long enough, it can evolve into any cephalopod it chooses.
>>4776578hey this just happened in my city. I actually met this lady while out at the breakwater she was looking for the octopus again, she's apparently had several meetings with it.
>>4776726They put it on its head in the first place.
>>4776916pero baka
>>4776588>Early apocalyptic meal trap
>>4776727They're cute. Like a dopey pig.
>>4776581that's the good dirt, right there
>>4777357avid aardvark
>>4775846i hate horses so muchstupid fuckers
>>4776254looong thumbnail
>>4776864>immediately admits at being a shartyou "people" can't help but expose yourselves lmaoooooo
>>4777414The fuck is going on here? I reverse image searched and found a second video of the same cat but no explanation. https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1757080277166305281/vid/avc1/576x1024/YMRYlEGQ9-46ektN.mp4?tag=14
>>4774333lol
>>4773617>>4776224I love how these things always look pissed off
>>4777508get down mr advertiser!
>>4777357They’re alright when they’re not showing their weird mouth
>>4777414>>4777563Dinner is about to be served
>>4776627There are national parks in the US larger than your entire country, euroseethe
>>4776958Release the KRAKEN
>>4777509>admits atlolESL-kun, you know you're on a USA website, right? If you thirdies can do it better, please take your endless jealous seething there instead of shitting up webm threads.
>>4776590pige
>>4777287should be >baka inu
>>4777509>admits at
>>4777663tactikitty
>>4777609I was going to make that joke initially but I just got super fucking curious at what was akshully going on instead, hence the search. Closest I got is some Neapolitan guy saying it was "Micio Cristo" (Kitty Christ; rather than 'gatto' like standard Italian, we say 'micio' for cat for some reason)I really wanna fucking know what in the shitting fuck is going on.
>>4774207>kittyphus
>>4777508i want to make a joke about gold digging.
>>4776727woah therecool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>4776728because you wont ever leave your city
>>4774333lmao
>>4773626DAS RITE
>>4776595EXCUSE ME, WHERE IS THE DIVERSITY?!?!?!?!
>>4776298I was about to say that, lol
>>4777631Red Pandas truly are the most indimidating
>>4777813I don’t live in a city
>>4777702Maybe it was coincidentally the first time they all saw a cat? Very strange.
>>4777663Hope he doesn’t die and get it killed too.
>>4777873He's a Ukrainian soldier uploading cell phone videos. He's been dead for weeks, if not months.
>>4777823switzerland
>>4777881:(
>>4777663Interesting how the cat is clearly scared shitless but has the wherewithal to realize it's probably safer in the bag.
>>4777417This kitten has zero survival instinct.
>>4776727Shut up u wiener
>>4776938>Cuttlefish>Deep-sea fish>They make lights>Disco lights>Whoomp whoomp>'ypnotize their prey>And then WHOOMP>I saw a documentary, it was terrifying.
>>4776931Oh fuck oh shit, that's that Australian 'pus that can kill the shit out of you, no?
>>4777982He's babey
>>4776506
>>4776968when he has a foreskin
>>4778027this reminds me of that old jpeg froma bout 2006theres a guy on a bike jumping over a hilland a tree where two other guys next to the tree suckin eachother offand the lighting is exactly the same as thisold internet anomaly
>>4773637so this is what going hog wild is
>>4774333I don't think that's inbred, it looks half Arab itself
>>4776938what is blud doin?
>>4776968The octopus is smart. Very smart.
>>4778073brutal!
>>4777702I think it might be this one. So nothing special, just normie social media shit.https://hongkongfp.com/2018/07/05/china-mourns-baidianer-psychic-world-cup-ginger-cat/
>>4778073>don't be afraid
>>4776727based
>>4778121What species?
>>4777222a predator hummingbird, sweet
>>4777615but you don't get to look out of your window and see one do you
>>4777357Sneef snorf
>>4778116Intense dinosaur chase
>>4778073that's a strong web
>>4778121When it comes down to it there's nothing more effective than a good ole fashioned security snake for home protection.
>>4778116>>4778121terrifying
>>4778027Are roos like our deers, just loitering in yards?
>>4778130black rat
>>4778237>moves to waco and starts a compound because God told him toprobably the only zoomer i respect as a human
>>4778219this is the kangaroo version of playing fetch with your dog
>>4778288you'd think the guy would buy a long sleeved shirt at that point
>>4777417the power of the Rosary is protecting him, mashallah
>>4774090kek
>>4778354>You can kill the man, but not the idea.Tell that to the Afghan and South Vietnamese puppet governments.
>>4778220>nonvenomous snakeNothingburger
>>4774482this is how i must look when i play dark souls with low armour weight.
>>4778412better with audio, little guy sounds like he's snoring angrilyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOmetslssrQ
>>4778420>filename lol
>>4778412
>>4778417
>>4778416>chinese charactersPottery
>>4773605
>>4776595A land untainted by melanin.
>half the thread gets nukedWhat the hell?
>>4777993https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-ringed_octopusYep. Similar to the cone snails sting the blue ringed octopus's bite will make you suffocate within a short time.
>>4777631is he trying to intimidate a rock?
>>4778664They're cute, not smart.
>>4778625He posted a video of an ostrich decapitating itself so all of his posts were deleted. He did give a warning on the post, tho. If you didnt catch them before they were removed, just check desuarchive. Should be there.
>>4778478
>>4778073australia event
>>4778664I wonder if it was something new added to it's cage? Some critters'll freak out if you just move things a little bit.
>>4778731>ey Tone, where the rock come from?
>>4778116
>>4778696ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
>>4778671Nature's bidet
>>4777418That's a tapir, dude.
>>4778478why would someone bring their dog to the top of a steep mountain?
>>4778671I'm long enough to do this too but you don't see me going around and showing it off.
>>4778027The Dababy redemption archttps://youtu.be/Ag7WuxQaqq4?feature=shared&t=75
>>4773921she needs more moose bites
>>4778664>>4778731Kinda looks like something was crawling underneath the rock, maybe some bug
>>4778116Jesus. Just another example of an animal you have no chance of out running if you piss it off
>>4778671They do this to spread their scent by the way. Works quite smell
>>4778847imagine the smell
>>4778476ALAN
>>4778219In a lot of rural/suburban areas yeah. Used to be impossible to play golf at my nan's old local course because there'd always be dozens of the loitering around on the green
>>4778121Had something tangentially similar to this happen once. Got full-blown jumped by a swarm of wasps while going to get the key out of the lock box
>>4778671I unironically do this sometimesit's a a nice warm tickle
>>4775093Finally a squirrel post. I love squirrels so fucking much.
>>4778072HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE I RECOGNISE THAT GAY BLOWJOB
>>4778952>Years playing the Wind Waker finally pays off
>>4776916my dog did this once lmao
>>4778093hypnotising a crab no, seriously
>>4773617thats a tranny
>>4778952lmao 2pig
>>4779079Gross
>>4778582kek
>>4778027When you're trying to talk to someone, but your drunk friend is trying to get your attention
>>4773898KekNo less than 6 moose skulls or gtfo
>>4773921I bet she exclusively dates indian men nowTrauma like that does it every time
>>4774333Im arab and your a retarded amerifat
>>4779184some weird wishful thinking raj
>>4773617Chad
>>4775846Imagine coming home to a smashed entryway and horse tracks leading to and from. You'd think you'd been robbed by 1800s bandits
>>4776506>>4776952thats normal herbivore behavior, they eat just leaves and vegetables usually so their poop isnt nasty, also it comes out partially digested so they eat it because it smells like "fresh" food for them
>>4779267lmaoooo
>>4776547majestic
>>47776204chan is japanese you retard, it belongs to hiroshimoot now
>>4778952thats a good looking pig
>>4778952>>4773637Did he manage to escape?
>>4779185>your>im
>>4778942wow I don't know there were turtles that huge
>>4779319cute
>>4777417why is there like 6 pair of glasses on the dash
>>4778952he was out of uniform and streaking.
>>4778952>can't corner the dorner
>>4778296it is pretty hot in Texas...
>>4779319Are they randomly provided with blocks of ice?
>>4777732lmao
>>4776726Thirdies love animals
>>4779117lmaoooo
>>4779445Yeah, a lot of zoo animals really enjoy it.
>>4777508that's a chill rooster
>>4777508>dire-wolf_riding_into_battle_on_back_of_tyrannosaurus_rex
>>4778671Haha peepeepoopoo
new thread>>4779593
>>4778824Can you do it hands-free though? Ha!
>>4779594loldumb monke
>>4776224Return of the cute eagle girl
>>4776566Become the government
>>4777990I wonder if he actually understood the rules of the game
>>4779001lol
>>4776962FarCry 3 looking ass
>>4777702herd mentality, someone said the cat is famous and the herd did what it does
