He sithe shitthat it
>>4778318Simple as.
>>4778318Made for BPB (Big Peruvian Barbecue)
>>4778318he squeakhe reek
>>4778365>he reekMine don't. You sure yours is healthy?
>>4778447>I dont smell anythingMy parents took care of very healthy guinea pigs when I was a child. They smell. So do rabbits.>Sits and shits>Weeks and reeksTruly the worst of pets. Literal rats, not figurative "rats", are much better.
So that's where coffee is coming from
Run piggie spry piggie thinks he’s gonna fly piggiePiggie shoot across the cage piggie quickly switches ways piggie isn’t fast enough piggie crashes into stuffPiggie look and piggie wheek piggie need good food to eat for treat piggie get on his feet Piggie wheek and piggie hop piggie make brown bean to dropPiggie look and piggie find a hundred pea flake left behind for piggie climb across the wall cause piggie has to eat them allPiggie smell along the way for everything to eat todayPiggie stop and piggie see another big boar piggie and piggie stop and rumblestrut and two piggie shake their butt
>>4778358>>4778449Based ‘uinea haters
>>4778318Posting AI slop without good reason should be against the global rules on 4chan.
>>4778491Eating guinea pigs is no more hateful than eating cows or pigs, It's literally what they were bred into existence to do, it's you westerners who are doing it wrong by raising them as pets instead just because le cute
>>4778493It's a piggie thread, hater.
>>4778493>>4779046Maybe OP isn’t blessed to have their own fat tailless pooprodent to post
Why would you choose a pet GP over a pet rabbit? Genuine question, I don't see any advantage.
>>4779090Hooked on a feeling
>>4779043Shut it freak I will laugh at the fact they’re eaten and you will cry
>>4779046
>>4778449>So do rabbitsrabbits have no smell, their piss is nasty though
>>4778449>>4779043subhuman shitskin claws typed these posts
>>4781024We CREATED Guinea Pigs whitoid, without our appetite you wouldn't even have your wholesome cattle rats with you in the first place, be grateful
>>4781090They’re awful animals, we should be punishing you if anything
>>4778358i had guinea pig when i was in peru..... i tasted a little bit, but when its split down the middle and served whole on a plate..... its a little hard to eat..... so i wouldnt really do it again
>>4779090Guinea pigs are affectionate and playful animals, rabbits are just wildlife that's been bred to somewhat tolerate human presence.
>>4781703if you want affection go have kids
>>4781718>Bla bla bla only have babbies! muh darwinian efficiencyMy ancestors had children and pets. It's why we have lactase persistence and civilization and you don't.
>>4781718If you need to make a new person to feel affection you can be sure that your kids will grow up to hate you.
>>4781720Based milk drinker/knower of the cow juice we won
>>4781701you’re right that does sound kinda gross are u a girl btw
>>4781869i mean yes but why
>>4781869oh right i forgot ive been namefagging lol
>>4778318My dad hates guinea pigsHe says they only eat and scream
They need to train for combat
>>4785474good idea, they’ll cook faster like this
Poppin' outside, no smelling up the house. (Good for the gardens too)
>clean guinea pig cage>half a day and he shit 3 times his fucking weight and make a messi love this lil thing but this is nuts how quick guinea pigs can dispense shit like breathing pez dispenser.
Pets are for the soul purpose of just having them because you can. ToadlineaKINGS have the right idea >>4778491Stop being a white gokufan, nigga. Do you have ANY idea have fast rodents breed? If you're pissed they dont play with you, just become an exotic breeder, breed until you get something cool, get ez money and spare meat for empanadas/meat pies/patties/whatever the fuck they're called>>4787261Rodents process food extremely fast. You also might want a bigger cage
>>4787270They just suck and I’m glad they’re eaten is all it’s that possible
Guinea haters and Peruvians should be banned from /an/.
>>4788747Cope. Another ‘uinea’ on the ‘arbie :)
>>4782160>>4782161R u cute like a guin?
>>4788747How is It hateful to use them for what they were bred into existence for? Why are you so attached to literal miniature cattle?
