Fentanyl editionDiscuss anything related to the bulldog/frenchie/american bully mixes, also known as exotic/toadline bullies, and its associated culture here.
another one down the slammer
>>4780291Built to go HARD not to last
>>4780297It's spread to Europe, Asia, now we just gotta wait for it to spread to Africa and South America
>>4780301The Chinese are terrifying skeemers, they're gonna take over the toadline scene like a storm
>>4780305
>>4780305They will grow it and spread it, I think they will spread it to Africa first due to their involvement with it
>>4780283rest in peace my nigga fentanyl
>>4780301>>4780305it's a perfect breed for dog meat
>>4780314Nah that's what the chow chow was bred for.
>>4780302They have already reached Brazil. total toadline domination
https://suno.com/song/058ac9cd-3105-4dba-9412-c81d17cb4683This dog goes hardBred to a sibling, oh my GawdPriced-out to no quibbling, forty-largeMoney on the table, top pick of a in-bred stableDog a stunner, won't be here come summerCatch me quick, see now I've done a runnerHopped a train, won't be seein' me againCall the Kennel Club, make sure to complainNow you won't ever look at a dawg the sameAin't that a shame?, give it time, turn the pageWe breakin' hearts, a thousand different partsBreedin' up faulty dawgs, not keepin' up logsBackyard breeder, take your money and leave yaCertificate of guarantee made you a believerPrinted quick, ink dried slick, scammin' fools so hard it makes me sickThe way they venerate a inbred cliqueSocial-media shit, postin' up dogs with wide bods, slammed faces I swear to GodYou ain't ever gonna see that shit win Top Dog, gold medal, test the judge's mettle, like water to a kettle at Crofts they won't settleYa paid mad cash, for a dog that looks smashed, dollars crammed, dog slammed, wide-load, big toad, whatever's in à la mode'Cus what you expect when you blow your load, all due to a social media post?Dumb fool, this song's your roast, but for now take pictures and boastAbout the time you bought a dog from a ghost
>>4780318South America down, Africa and Australia to go
>>4780277Only Xi and his close circle can afford skeemed meat.
>>4780283
>>4780326>AustraliaThe flora and fauna down under will kill them
>>4780344The aussie skeemers will find a way, the skeem will always find a way, if pitbulls don't work, then there's always the emus and kangaroos.....
>>4780291Oh no
Where are the SMASHED and SLAMMED cats?
>>4780303How long do these monstrosities live?They are fucking mutants, they probably develop all sorts of cancer by age 6
>>4780354too long>>4780353right here my nigger
>>4780352Toadies are to SMASHED and SLAMMED to maul children
>>4780350So that's how the strayans will finally win the emu war...
what would happen if you crossed these with a borzoi, the most STRETCHED and PULLED dogs? Someone needs to do this for science.
scratch that i dont even care, i want someone to sequence bully genomes and find uses for their SMASHED genes. Imagine isolating the MUTANT BONE GIRTH gene and using CRISPR to edit human embryos. Transgenic human-bully chimeras are the future supersoldiers.
>>4780359Its YANKED and CRANKED
>>4780374Meant for >>4780363
>>4780283how long do these poor dogs live? Do they reach 7 years?
>>4780318what a horrific creaturedog is ugly too
>>47803984-6 years, 3-5 for others, the skeeter say 10-13 but that is a lie, a lie to protect the skeem
>>4780291How old?
this thread always reeks of jerry curl
>>4780308All that shit for a dog that wont last another 3 years
>>4780508In 3 year you got a lot of time to breed other atrocities and stock up the semen of your studAlso 3 year is optimistic considering we're talking about Knox
>>4780508https://youtu.be/unSynaG8UIIThe new meta is cloning the most prized studs to circumvent their short lifespans.
>>4780516>we will reach a point where they will make a toady have sex with its own genderbent cloneGrim state of affairs
God created humans so that they SMASH & SLAM every other creature.
>>4780362They‘re going to YANK AND CRANK their emus.
>>4780291LIMITED EDITION BULLY JUICE. DM TO LOCK IN NOW.
>>4780398Some of the older generation dogs can live for 7 to 12 years. Especially if the dog is producing semen to help afford medical care. If a dog's semen will sell for $200 to $1000, it's going to be in the breeder's financial interests to protect the skeem and take him to the vet.Also you can easily tell how long a toadline will live for. If the nostrils are almost completely closed and there is a skinfold above the nose, then it is likely that dog will not reach the age of 4.
>>4780516Unironically that would an improvement for their genes a little bit.Mr Miagi is one of the least fucked up of the major Toadline studs.
>>4780291>>4780294>>4780295>>4780283This most recent generation look like a bunch walking corpses. The diseased red around the eyes, nose, and mouth, the constantly crusted nose. Is toadline nearing its endgame? How long will these abominations remain fertile?
>>4780656Mr Miagi is basically the original toadline, makes sense that he wasn't quite as inbred yet.
>>4780797No, Mr Miagi is still inbred as fuck, but not that bad by Toadline standards.He just does not have all of the life threatening disorders that more recent Toadlines have. He did manage to live to 12 years old, which is ancient by Toadline standards.
>>4780545>fucking the girl version of meWhen I was a teenager, that was the hottest thing I could think of
>>4780788It's not the endgame. They are about to reach a pivotal point in their evolution towards a new lifeform, like they are about to leave their larval stage.
>>4780875... holy fuck...
>>4780788didn't read slam it
>>4780875Should we call these dogs Zombie Toadlines or Infected Toads or Plague Toads?This is a clear distinction between the relatively healthy coats and decently healthy skin that most older Toadlines have?
>>4780291live low not long
>>4780321this looks like a healthy dog compared to the most recent skeem linestoadies have fallen
As punishment for their collective crimes, the pitbull breed was condemned to an existence of eternal inbreeding, such that their genes may become a sick joke, their once masculine bodies and builds becoming twisted and perverse, smashed and slammed, such that all who look upon them see the folly and the wages of attacking toddlers blindly. Verily was it written that the Hand of God did smite those pitbulls, and they were rendered slammed. >Codex Slaminius, Smash chapter 3.45
>>4780875Looks like that Sam Hyde pic
>>4781034>Can I talk to you about the toadlines?>I've been dying to talk to you about the toadlines.
>>4781034Toadlines of the Slamuminati
>>4780975Loo,k I get what you are saying, but the fact this dog is so fucked up that we are calling any toadline healithy looking is insane.Yeah, zombie toadline fits
>>4781034Is Dough Boy on this chart yet?That dog is so inbred. It has 2 x Pimpy, and 3 x Bape.What does that look like?Well, Pimpy fucked a dog and made a pup, and then Pimpy fucked that pup; while Bape did that three times; and then they had the final pups fuck to produce Dough Boy... can you imagine? Can you... can you begin to skeem it...
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>>4781094When it reaches 100%, does that mean the Toadie can be in the Kennel Club??
>>4781094I am gonna need to redo this.I used the wrong formula, and had incorrect coefficients and starting assumptions.Most of the ones at the top should actually be around 40% and the later ones around Bape should be higher.
>>4781034I wonder what's the current progress for this?
>>4781103Looking forward to this
If this shit made it to China and they've already made toadclones, doesn't that mean Toadline CRISPR abominations are on the table?
>>4780788oh hey I posted this pic :)
>>4781227What the hell does it mean serpentizedDid someone splice snake genes into it or something
>>4781129Not much since I am stuck with final exams.But I have the inbreeding coefficients in excel for each dog up to Pimpy.I also have two new metrics to evaluate their inbreeding.Inverse Squared, [1/(which is x - 1)]^2 That will help with actually demonstrating the severity of inbreeding.So for example, Mr Miagi, Bape, and Pimpy, have inbreeding coefficients of 59.99% 62.01%, 66.12% respectively and while these sound similar, their inverse square inbreeding coefficients are 6.247 ,6.927, 8.712. Then I have the Juan Gotty index, which is a ratio of how much of their DNA comes from Juan Gotty to how much of his DNA they should have.So far the only major stud I have this calculated for is Mr Miagi, and his Index is 99.9936, or in other words he has 99x more Juan Gotty DNA in him than he should for a dog after 8 generations down from him. Mr Miagi has around 39.06% of his DNA coming directly from Juan Gotty, but a dog of his generation should have around have around 0.3905%
>>4781247Most likely
>>4781251Thanks king, you're doin the skeems work
>>4781247>>4781282https://backpackfullofquestions.com/2016/12/06/how-the-snake-lost-its-limbs/
>>4780283Janny seems to have calmed down, no need to keep the title for next thread
Guys i miss staypuft
>>4781633for me, its CUM-RAG
>>4781251That's a smart idea to look at Gotty, it will be very nice to illustrate just how little diversity the entire toadline has. Very excited for the results, thanks Anon.
>>4781247Some get serpentized... some get TOATED
>>4781251>Juan Gotty indexIn the future, all toads will be juan gotty
I want mine SMASHED and SLAMMED then CRANKED and YANKED, and then finally SERPENTIZED.
>>4781251Sasuga math anon.Hope you ace all your exams
>>4780875The few samples to overcome the bottleneck will have been purged so hard that they will be to dogs what dogs are to wolves. If you want a vision of the future, imagine a toady being SMASHED&SLAMMED, forever.
>>4781243Good stuff, this is a nice pic
>>4781251>the Juan Gotty index
>>4781227They've had the tech for over a decade now, It seems inevitable. Soon we won't have to imagine
>>4782092more meat on the bones for them I see
>>4782092IMAGINE THE STUD FEES
>>4782092Imagine the possibilities. Not only SMASHED and SLAMMED, but also JACKED.
>>4782092>literally called bully whippethttps://www.mydearwhippet.com/what-is-a-bully-whippet/
These threads bring me great joy because I fucking loathe pitbulls and enjoy seeing the breed suffer.
>>4780303Can it only walk diagonally??What a strange issue... I wonder if it's possible to make a fully crabmoded horizontal creature.
>2. REAR VIEW - OBSERVE:>SET OF HIND LEGSDoes this imply that some toads are born with only front legs?
>>4780875Sam Hyde looking ass
>>4782265SMASHED SLAMMEDAND NOWSERPENTIZED
>>4782261that‘s why the skeem is the only answer to the shitbull question.
>>4782261idk man, this is a fate worse than death, mass extinction would be kinder honestly
>>4782346the bullyverse has inspired me. I no longer want a holocaust redux. The Jews must be SMASHED and SLAMMED. That is the only appropriate punishment. The only problem is humans hit pubescence so much later that you need to get them to survive at least two decades before breeding. We'll need to take the backdoor and CRISPR edit Bully DNA into them in the embryonic stage to get them properly SLAMMED.
How will future generations interpret toadlines in the fossil records.
>>4782828canis bufo
>>4782828The Anthropocene will likely be followed by the Smashpocene and Slampocene will be the first and second periods in the Skeemozoic Era.
>>4782834this. toad DNA will get incorporated with every species via the forced toadification virus. these things are patient zero.
>>4782328Skinwalker lookin ass
>>4782328
>>4782092YINKED AND CHINKED
>>4781251>the Juan Gotty indexThat sounds like some Dystopian Skeempunk future where Toadline breeders have grown to such unimaginable economic heights that you can invest in an index fund of the top 500 publicly traded Skeemcorps. A Dow Jones or S&P500 for toadtraders to monitor the industry. >Tonight on the SkeemNN - the JGI has plummeted 4.78% on news that future top stud "Bride of Cumfart Santana" (4x Cridyge, 6x Charcoal Cockslap) has died in a tragic boating accident before ever siring a single litter. Witnesses say he got a small amount of water in his practically concave nose and suffocated, the boat and her passengers were entirely unharmed.
>>4783230Canines are the new stocks
>>4783251Shit man even the elderly are getting into the skeem
>>4783271Gotta leave a legacy for your children to inherit
>>4783272>Now ya see kid skeemin has always been in our blood, my pops was skeemer, his pops was a skeemer, and so on so forth except the third generation he got into the pigeon breedin so we don't talk much about him but even then the skeem was coursing through his veins. Now, son, ya see cumtank right there? He may not look like much but his bazooka juice is worth millions if you can sell it right, so go on son, jack cumtank off and freeze his semen, we got 10 breedings in 24 hours.
>>4783271>>4783272>>4783290>worrisome reminder that this is going to happen eventually>children will be skeeming soon enough - mentored by parents
>>4783366Skeemers will become the new elites, skeemers will become the new bankers, skeemers will become the new Rothschilds, skeemers will become the new jews.
>>4783511Superstar
i just spent hours thinking about how smart i am for realizing, through the obscure comment in a youtube video, that Pimpy is actually Bapes father, and how that makes pic related even more fucked.but then i realized: for fucks sake, if bape is 3 of his great grandfathers, OF COURSE pimpy must be the son of bape.its absolutely logical and obvious.
At what point does the inbreeding get so bad they stop resulting in changes and the extra DNA is pointless like on a lot of plants?
>>4783290I always forget the funniest part isn't the abominations they produce rather HOW they're produced These people literally masturbate their dogs for a life of luxuryWhat a life
>>4783290>except the third generation he got into the pigeon breedinimagine the smooshing and shattering potential
>>4783610I don’t know if Venom is supposedly getting close to that, or if that story was just hype
The dog version of a lootbox. Imagine pulling that 5-star superslammed stud
>>4783888Inbred queenMore pregnant than a bitch fucked by Charlie Sheen
>>4783888That dog is probably feeling the pain of birth without even giving birth
I found an Instagram account owned by Doughboy's current owner.Lets just say the Skeem must go on.
>>4780294
>>4783636that thing isn’t real…
>>4784014Gotta teach em young if the skeem wishes to survive
>>4780294>>4784021Yum yum made from yum yums's bazooka juice
>>4784068if only you knew
>>4784094>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6JSPESHy_Uthese ones are wildthey have four wings
>>4784005Fuck me these sausages are useless
>>4784005So SMASH and SLAMN them enough and you get low IQ dachshunds. Makes me wonder what happens if you mix one of these toads with a dachshund.
>>4783629>These people literally masturbate their dogs for a life of luxuryI mean, that's just animal husbandry. It's normal for a whole bunch of industries involving animals that we breed for our use. Look at race horse. A prized stud is in a similar situation.
>>4784121The difference is that most places use some kind of apparatus to do the job, not their own fucking hands. It's a rather clinical medical process usually done in a fertility clinic, or at least with someone knowledgeable on-hand just in case. Not toadline breeders. They literally, without exaggeration, masturbate their dogs just out in the open.
>>4784132>on-handehehehhe
>>4784005I bet they use videos like this as 'proof' that these things are 'active and playful'
>>4783999do you think toad souls are reborn in the kin or are these things a punishment for humans who've lived a bad life?
>>4784132>most places use some kind of apparatus to do the jobNot for dogs though, they'd get stuck.
>>4784195No, they still use artificial vaginas to collect the semen. It's easier, safer and more hygienic for the dogs. Just don't use your fucking hands like these degenerates. Jesus Christ.
>>4783999>22 likes>not shouting every wordClearly not cut out for this
>>4784132>>4784198Here's your "apparatus".https://www.akcchf.org/educational-resources/podcasts/podcast-transcripts/semen-collection.htmlhttps://www.wikihow.com/Artificially-Inseminate-a-Dog>tl;drBasically a fancy plastic bag while holding the dick with your hand.
>>4784132>>4784198I worked in a breeding clinic for about a year (vet tech). It was run by two Eastern European women. People would bring their prize-winning stud in to our practice, and we'd jerk it off to collect the semen. We had a special piece of carpet we'd do the deed on, because it smelled like jerkoff time. Then we'd freeze the semen in a big vat of liquid nitrogen. Then, some rich asshole in Germany would call us up and offer $5,000 for the prize-winning jism. We'd package it up and ship it off. The circle of life.We also did birthings (cool), C-sections (less cool), and artificial insemination (shockingly easy). Bringing new puppy into the world was awesome.
>>4784291its actually really disturbing reading toad social media posts without ALTERNATING capitals for EMPHASIS or ALLCAPS WITH EMOJI SPAM like there is a person who has 3 digit IQ involved with the skeem. if its just retards in the 85-95 IQ range it doesn't surprise me or disturb me because animals do fucked up shit to animals all of the time but when actual humans do it I get skeeved and want them to die. Similar to how I don't really care about Japanese pedos/lolicons but feel white ones should be strangled and buried in the bog.
>>4784005If he lands on his back, how fucked is he?
>>4784360That's what happened to BAPECOIN, god rest its soul.
>>4784363>coin>cant even flip itwhat did they mean by this
>>4780831narcissist
>>4783636>>4784094>>4784095cute
why are there only 2 movie poster-like promotional images of these bullies in the thread right nowcan you guys stop slacking off
>>4784454
>>4784094>>4784095What the fuck…
>>4784444>>4784447>>4784450>>4784452>>4784454>>4784458>>4784460>>4784462>>4784463>>4784464Can you imagine being the guy commissioned to edit and make this stuffI wonder how much they ask forWhat genre of movie would they be?
>>4784469Lassie: SMASHED AND SLAMMED
>>4784469eldritch horror...
>>4784460okay this one has to be AI or some shit. My suspension of disbelief only goes so far. his head is as big as the rest of his body. nigga born on big head mode.
>>4784501
>>4784503
>>4784469> What genre of movie would they be?Horror, obviously. Think Cujo, but more…slammed…
>>4784512>adds a bunch of pictures of galaxies for no reason lmao
>>4780344>The flora and fauna down under will kill themCant we just SMASH AND SLAM kangoroos?
>>4784512>COMING SOON TO THREATERS
>>4784584>he collected the infinity toadshow do we stop him /an/ons...
>>4784598ONE DOG...
>>4784598Galaxy Slammer can only be defeated by resurrecting Juan Gotty and Mr. Toad as they are the only ones stronger than the infinity toads
>>4783999>and we aren't stoppingYes, that's the problem
>>4784465The toadline skeemer FEARS the pigeon shaper
>>4784634>>4783999
>>4784637the thousand cum stare
Wondering why nobody decided to go in the other direction and produce STRETCHED and ELONGATED bullies
>>4784627if inbreeding coefficient is powerlevel in the TCU (toadline cinematic universe) doughboy should be the most powerful canonical toad.
>>4784650It's not the inbreeding coefficient but legacy and importance that gives a Toad its power, Galaxy Slammers infinity toads are minor in importance compared to Juan Gotty and Mr. Toad who are the predecessors to all of the madness
>>4784650Wouldn't that be Doughboy's Sons?He has had multiple breeding's now, and probably to cousins.Most Toadlines are all first or second cousins to each other anyway, considering how most of these dogs almost always share a common stud at least 3 or 4 generations back.
>>4784512>MiuraIn this world, is the destiny of toadlines controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? At least it is true that dogs has no control, even over their own smahed and slammed.
>>4784669do they have a movie poster though? unless they get a movie poster advertisement I can only assume they died young and were not powerful enough to merit a high stud fee.
>>4784695
>>4784701yeah i know doughboy got a poster, cementing him into the toad canon, but how many whelps are left out because they died due to congenital issues before semen could be extracted?
>>4784706>>4784709>>4784710More effort put into the poster than the dog lol
>>4784713Are they announcing upcoming dog fucks? Words honestly fail me
>>4784714Yeah, and there's so many of these you could fill a whole thread with those posters
Why did these toadline dogs come to exist? Is it just basketball americans being silly as usual or was it a way to get around regulations about pitbulls? Because I can't see the appeal outside of acting as some sort of experiment with genetics. Maybe people just like these weird looking dogs that don't seem to have a functional purpose or they're really great companions? Shit beats me.
>>4783511do they gain lightning powers when their inbreeding coefficient reaches 95+%?
>>4784721As the OG Toadliners themselves put it: it's kinda like a pyramid skeem. They bred unusually fucked up looking dogs and managed to convince some shmucks that they're totally valuable and that they, too, can become rich by breeding and selling them. They bought into it and it spiraled downwards from there. More toads getting bred, more people getting pulled into the skeem. These dogs aren't meant to become beloved family pets or working dogs, they are an investment. Everyone is aiming to breed the next superstar stud like Miagi who can be milked dry for literally hundreds of thousands of dollars.
>>4784718Kikis to tall and healthy looking which are signs of unique or less SLAMMED genetics, we need the chromosomes SMASHED and SLAMMED not repaired.
>>4784444checked quads
>>4784648daschunds existbut their legs are too short
>>4784670Good attempt kek
>>4784721>The Techichi is an extinct breed of small, mute dog bred by the Toltec culture as long ago as the 9th century C.E. It is thought to be an ancestor of the modern Chihuahua.>The Spanish, who were often short of food, ate them on their expeditions as well. It is estimated that Spanish explorers ate as many as 100,000 Techichis, and by the 19th century they had disappeared altogether.From the moment humans realized that we could purposefully select for a trait by breeding two dogs, people have been trying to create the most fucked up looking monster dog they could, just for the hell of it.>They were eaten as food by people, and certain stud males and brood females were kept to produce as many litters as possible.Truly, the SKEEM lives within all of us.
>>4784464>Gorilla Warfare kennels my fuckin sides
>>4784864I think the exotic XXL micro bully toadline breeders made that breed extant again
>>4784883Nah, Techichi are clearly Chihuahuas that got unsmashed and unslammed, where Toadlines started as normal pitbulls.
>>4784718>>4784637>>4784509>>4784507>>4784463>>4784460>>4784452Does anyone know what the condition for baldness around the nose, lips, and eyes are called?I am trying to track down what this condition is, and the first Toadline that seems to display it is Pimpy.
>>4780283>>4784886>>4784185THREE pit threads back to back
>>4784888Sir this is the Toadline thread.
>>4784884I wonder what desmashed pibs will look like in a few hundred years.>>4784888Toadlines are the Cris of /an/.
>>4784823Dascund x borzoi when
>cum-rag>tax break>dough boy>etcI like how, not content with giving them hellish looks, they also give them ridiculous names
>>4784916
>have been in these threads for a few weeks now>had two separate dreams about toadlines yesterday, one about owning a clone of Dough Boy, and another about BEING a toadlineWhat's happening, skeemers?
>>4785078Your psyche is being SMASHED, and your mind is being SLAMMED. Tread carefully in these parts lest your very soul be skeemd to satan himself.
WHO THE FUCK STOLE STAYPUFT
>>4785116>STOLEN REWARD FOR HIS SAFE RETURNThey realize what this sounds like right? Holy shit this is funny
>>4785129Punctuation is antagonistic to the skeem.
>>4784336The most recent videos on the toadline channel are more disturbing for that reason.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN8xEv1rESwThere's no more EPIC movie maker EDITING with the EPIC MUSIC AND CUTS to show off this SICK INBRED MEGA MONSTER.It's just 45 seconds of observing a motionless "dog" that looks like it needs to be carried between the bowl and the yard.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLWSpRT38OYthis one is like a nightmare
>>4785129>STUD FEE -$5000>FROZEN ONLY TILL HIS RETURN
>>4784990"AND TRANNY" hit like a truck
(1/2)As I walk through the valley of the shadow of METH,I take a look at my SKEEM and realize there's NOTHIN' left'Cause I've been SLAMMIN' and SMASHIN' so long thatEven the PUG CROWD thinks that my MIND is GONEBut I ain't never SLAMMED a PIT that didn't deserve itMe be keeping bullies like a normie, you know that's unheard ofYou better watch how you BREEDIN' and who you JERKIN'Or you and your TOADLINE might be mocked on 4ch/an/,I really HATE their NORMAL genes, and I gotta TOAD,As they croak, I see myself in the FACEBOOK POSTS,Fool, I'm the kinda G the little skeemers wanna be likeOn my knees in the night, jerkin' dogs in the streetlight,Been SMASHIN' most their livesLivin' in a skeemer's paradiseBeen SLAMMIN' most their livesLivin' in a skeemer's paradiseKeep SKEEMIN' most our livesLivin' in a skeemer's paradiseLOSE a LITTER once or twice,Livin' in a skeemer's paradiseLook at the situation they got me facingI can't MAKE A NORMAL DOG, I was raised by the SKEEMSo I gotta be down with the BIG-BONED teamToo much EXOTIC BULLY watchin', got me chasing DREAMSI'm a room-temp-IQ fool with MONEY on my mindGot my $50K in my hand and CHINESE BULLY CLONES to find,I'm a STUD-WRANGLING gangsta, A FROZEN SPERM banker,And my CUM-SUPPLIES are down, time to CALL THE DOG WANKER,Fool, death ain't nothin' but a QUADRUPLE INBREEDING awayI'm livin' life SMASH or DIE, what can I say?DOUGH BOY is THREE now, but will he live to see the age of FOUR?The way his GENES are SLAMMED, I don't know
>>4785243(2/2)Tell me why are we so blind to seeThat the ones we SMASH, are you and me?Been SMASHIN' most their livesLivin' in a skeemer's paradiseBeen SLAMMIN' most their livesLivin' in a skeemer's paradiseKeep SKEEMIN' most our livesLivin' in a skeemer's paradiseLose a litter once or twice,Livin' in a skeemer's paradise...Tranny and fentanyl, CUMRAG and BUNNY,CHEESECAKE AFTER WICKED, SINATRA AFTER GOTTY,Everybody's SMASHIN' but half of them ain't SLAMMIN'It's going on in the STUDS' NADS, but I don't know what's SELLIN'...TRANNY and FENTANYL, CUMRAG and BUNNY,CHEESECAKE's fucking WICKED, SINATRA'S fucking GOTTY,Everybody's SMASHIN' but half of them ain't SLAMMIN'It's going on in the STUDS' NADS, but I don't know what's SELLIN'...
>>4785243>>4785245
>>4784916Toad breeders are basically also rapper wannabe.
>>4785132damn, I've seen animatronics that are more lively than those pups.
>>4785243>>4785245Skeem on spaceslammer
>>4784864>To the Toltecs, Techichis were believed to have supernatural powers, such as seeing into the future, and they were often sacrificed so they could guide their owners in the afterlife.[10] Like the Toltecs, the Aztecs also believed that Techichis could guide human souls after death, and that they could guard pyramids if buried underneath them.[11] Several pre-Columbian artefacts have been discovered depicting the dogs, including wheeled toys[12] and effigy pots.[13] They were eaten as food by people, and certain stud males and brood females were kept to produce as many litters as possible.I can’t imagine simultaneously believing that something is so supernaturally gifted that they’ll protect you in the afterlife while at the same time eating them on a near daily basis.
>>4784887I see it a lot in anything that doesn’t have a dark nose color, like the lighter chocolate labs and red dobermans.
>>4785410You eat them to gain their powers. It is known since ancient times.
>>4785370what were you expecting from those who make dogs for walking ghetto stereotypes
>>4785243>>4785245Someone run this thru that site that makes ai songs based off a style of your choice and all you need to do is input the lyrics
>>4782092Looks like beef and broccoli is back on the menu!
>>4784095>I thought it was posturing>turns out the are always like thisPoor birbs
>>4785419Maybe the toadies got it from one of the non pits that were bred into the genome during earlier generations
>>4784454>lorem ipsumI keked
>>4785129>>4785130>http://www.toadline.com/POLICY.htmleven the urls are in all caps, lmao
>>4785692>7 day health guarantee My fuckin sides again
>>4785878>look up health guarantees for normal puppy breedersguys I have a bad feeling about these toads...
“For I am Saruman Ring-leader, Saruman of the Pyramid Skeem, Saruman the White Trash!'I looked then and saw that his dogs, which were meant to seem strong, were not so, but were deformed and misshapen, and if they moved they stumbled and panted so that the eye was bewildered.'I liked the original bulldog breeds better.' I said.'Bulldog breeds!' he sneered. 'They serve as a beginning. The limbs may be smashed. The spine can be slammed; and the ribcage can be crushed.''In which case it is no longer a dog,' said I. 'And he that breaks a thing to improve it has left the path of wisdom.'
>>4784884To be fair, Toadlines were never really pitbulls in any appreciable way. They were BARELY bullies to start with, although I suppose the Pocket Bully was the starting point
>>4785617No, it's common enough in light coated mastiffs and bull breed types (blue counting as a light colour, but blue dogs will have a grey/light charcoal nose). Red-nose APBT have that same feature commonly (though this "type" is probably not a pure APBT to start with, it likely has Dogue De Bordeaux admixture)Toadlines aren't really descending from normal pitbulls anyway, even if you somewhat reasonably consider the American Bully a pitbull (this is sort of marketing larp to begin with so dumb niggers can brag about having a 150lb pitbull)
But why?
>>4785692Holy shit I made a YouTube comment on some toadie vid about how they have a 1 week warranty.AND THEY ACTUALLY DO HAVE A FUCKING 1 WEEK WARRANTY
>>4785878Holy shit I didn't even see that Jesus wept. Thats so fucking funny.
>>4785878>>4785954That's the same warranty my local thrift store gives on used electronics, bring it back within a week if it doesn't work and they give you store credit
>>4784731What is with retards being unable to spell or format their text properly? Is the author too fucking lazy to proofread and space shit properly? Like he might’ve been way more convincing had it not been for the retarded formatting.
>>4780356Finally the crazy cat ladies can join in on the SMASHED and SLAMMED fun.
>>4785959Zased
>>4785905>Orcs are quite literally smashed and slammed ElvesTolkien knew all along…
>>4785987You know how those nigerian scammer type of posts all have bad english? It turns out it's actually deliberate, they want to filter out and focus on certain demographics who are more likely to fall for such scams. Same deal.
>>4785959>every bully is a pitbullThis is your brain on /pol/
>muh poollleeeee!!!mad
>>4780356AI slop
>>4784444how do you breed coats like this without compromising the smashed and slammedness of the dog?
>>4780356Damn, even cat are smashed and slammed.
>>4786384Idk who this guy is trying to fool, but that's just a devon rex. A smashed and slammed cat is more like a persian
>>4786464That might be a bambino.
>>4784512These fucking names>yes, I'm interested in one of your dogs>I'd like to take on Problems
fresh semen ready for express delivery
>>4785946It's kind of like a pyramid skeem
>>4786764Is that the toady on the box wearing a rice farmer hat?
NO DAYS OFF WE SLAMMIN 24/7
>>4786777The final form of the toadline will be an inscrutable mass of flesh that isn't even really alive that you keep on your counter ($20000 STUD FEE SEMEN SHIPIPNG PAID FOR BY CUSTOMER)
>>4786781I'm gonna throw some STRETCHED AND NOODLED 'zoi in the mix, for the first interstate semen pipeline.
>>4781034>each subsequent generation gets exponentially more fucked upThis should be illegal. What the fuck man.
>>4780283My God, there IS a Jr.
>>4786953>your semen donor dies of a double heart attack in front of you>his identical son steps into the room
>>4786777What is happening here? AI? Do they even need to be sedated for that?
this thread is pure insanity.
>>4786969>theme song starts playinghttps://youtu.be/1_PWdjym25g
>>4780875what the fuck is that
>>4786953Is there a poster for the Jr.?
>>4786953fuck man, he still had so many breedings to live for
>>4787003Give it a week and you’ll see the poster for his obituary
>>4786975Open your heart and mind to the skeem and your asshole will soon follow young one.
Anyone got more videos of these things dying or just biologically collapsing?
>>4784550If the graphic designer is getting paid then good on him
>>4787026>https://youtu.be/7LrzFzqU6uE?t=138I'm dying holy shit these things are fucking awfulwhy do they all sound like that
>>4780356I own a sphinx catThis really pisses me off
X2 Pimpy3Bape
>>4786953>>4787014Finally, America's fentanyl crisis is over.
redpill me on the skeem, can I actually make money with these dogs?
>>4787056If you need to ask, you couldn't do it.Stick to some normie shit like hamsters.
>>4787114das rite, the skeem is only for true highroller hustlers
>>4787041>own a cat that is selectively bred for a dysgenic cosmetic trait>wow bullycats? too far!
>>4787014Is that fentanyl jr or is that fentanyl sr?
>>4787037It really shows how far deep I have delved into the scheme when I understand the words he used
>>4787037Imagine being this guy's neighbour and having to hear that collective painful wheezing throughout the night
>>4786978Lmao
>>4786969cute ‘lup
>>4787210The sort of neighborhood they're in, the neighbor's probably part of the skeem too. Or owns a pebble that's just one hole in the fence away from killing the toadies.
>>4787049Wow… the spitting image…
>>4780295This slams very hard.
>>4780545>smashed and slammed selfcest haremWe need to go even farther.
Bape Medallion
>>4787251Have the clone fuck the clone, clone the offspring of the clone, have those clones and continue the cycle.>>4787280Stronger than the sonichu medallion, it gives you the power to smash and slam organic life
>>4787014Toadlines actually can't go to heaven as they were made outside the purview of God.
>>4787037Wonder if half of those fuckers are alive
>>4787280>>4787318Wonder how much it’s worth… millions? Billions?
>>4787652
>>4787114redpill me on hamster skeem
So, what would happen if someone inseminated a wolf with fentanyl spunk? Would the outcome be non-slammed?