Simply put, it's the best because it's the biggest.
>>4780399remember the 6 krillion
>>4780402
>>4780399I'm bigger
>>4780399You get btfo by a fungus in that regard stfu shamu.
>>4780426Isn't there some fungus that is the size of a small nation? Miles in size in all directions?
>>4780399How hard would it be to defeat a blue whale, really? You just have to stay next to it and punch its flank, when it telegraphs a tail swipe just swim away and repeat.
>>4780549Block its blowhole with your shoe.
>>4780544Nah it’s not that big but yes the one found in Oregon covers 3.5 miles and is technically the largest living organism
>>4780552I usually just use a golf ball so I don't have to get my feet wet
>>4780426>>4780544>>4780628A challenger approaches!
>>4780628But how much does it weigh?
>>4780399Correct observation and good thread
>>4780645And then they pop from backpressure, right?
>>4780725>bunch of trees>t-theyre one organism cause their roots touch i swear!lame
>>4780399
>>4780728>A spatial genetic analysis estimated that an individual specimen of A. ostoyae growing over 91 acres (37 ha) in northern Michigan, United States, weighs 440 tons (4 x 105 kg).[6][7]
>>4780725They're all clones you genetically inferior, asymmetrical faced, mentally defective, disease ridden, dysgenically inbred, terminally ill mutt, sọyfaced shit-lipped, downie, untermensch wastrel, malefactor drain on society.
>>4781076Mean to reply to >>4780940
imagine seeing the absolute majesty that is the Blue Whale, the incomprehensibly massive being, and being like "nah a bunch of mushrooms is technically a bigger species." total nerd death now
>>4781097Fine then. What about giant sequoias? What say you now animal reductionist?
>>4781115They don't even move. Trees are boring. But among the plantae, if those are the biggest then they are the best. That's how this works.
>>4781076>you genetically inferior, asymmetrical faced, mentally defective, disease ridden, dysgenically inbred, terminally ill mutt, sọyfaced shit-lipped, downie, untermensch wastrel, malefactor drain on society.
>>4781218if that's the case, then i'm afraid your mother is actually the bestest animal of them all.
>>4780408How do their stomaches handle all the seawater
>>4781076Sharply written gem post>>4781246They piss it back out as they swallow it
>>4781245lol owned
>>4780549Just stay on land
>>4781021Impressive
>>4781815That's forfeiting
>>4781076saved
>>4781218>if those are the biggest then they are the best>small human press a button and the huge whale gets blown to bits, whale couldnt even see what was comingkys
>>4780399Does this mean they have the biggest... you know...
>>4781115>Thy thrones... stained by my curse...>THY PART IN THIS SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN>Have it writ upon thy meagre grave, "Slain by King Morgott! Last of all kings!"
>>4781876Manlet rage. Whale still wins because it goes to heaven. Man proves he is inferior by acting out of spite.
>>4781901This isn't a Greek epic you dweeb. Whales don't have souls.
>>4781899game was ass
>>4781881I don’t want to Google it but probably? Almost surely?
>>4781966It was not you contrarian dickbag
>>4781966then what isn't? let's hear it
>>4781966Trvthnvke inbound