>A 392 year old Greenland Shark in the Arctic Ocean, wandering the ocean since 1627.It's wild to think there's sharks out there old enough to watch mankind go from wooden vessels to metal behemoths chugging out smoke, to tin cans under the sea and being able to actively hear RADAR usage by humans and when that went online from their silent depths. All in a lifetime.
Imagine living 4 centuries in freezing cold, pitch black depths. Must be maddeningly depressing
>>4780766more like mmhm fish nom nom cummy cummyI think we are projecting each of our lives here.
>>4780766Nah sounds pretty comfy, he doesn't have to deal with taxes and trannies and other annoying shit
>>4780771>you know what no one has mentioned in this thread yet? trannies let me do that now
>>4780770>>4780839kys
>>4780759+/- 120 years, still impressive. Wonder if it fed on the corpses of merchant mariners sunk in ww2
Too bad they killed it to count the rings.
>>4780766It's born for this shit, though. Low energy expenses and all the fish you can eat.
>>4780839I mean he’s not wrong
>>4780759If it could talk, what do you think it’d say?
>>4781328>fimshe... Aaaaaa fimshe eat
>>4780759so all fish diets do work best
>watchthey're blind because of parasitesbut it's okay because sharks have like 9001 sense organs
>>4781370The lorenzini organs makes them feel their surroundings!
i ate sleeper shark meat it tasted like SHIT
>>4781503Is even shark tasty? I want to try it along side whale or dolphin
do sharks really eat people
>>4781538Only the tasty ones.
>>4780839Kek
>>4781503That's weird it's supposed to taste like piss not shit
>>4781512It’s certainly interesting. If you don’t know what to expect, you might like it. I thought it had a really fascinating taste that I couldn’t really describe (sort of minty and chemical) until my friend said it tasted like piss. I would imagine urinal cakes taste pretty similar.
>>4781651Thats horrible lol but im curious nonetheless
>>4781039It was bycatch and dead already, may aswell get some use out of it.
>>4781538yesthey love it tooanything else is cope
>>4781538it's fake news, we don't do that
>>4781570well yeah it did taste like piss, its soaked in ammonia or urea or something.in all honesty it wasnt that bad. just like potent astringent gelatinous substance. its okay on rye bread, but definitely not good.
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