>>4784106Bats!
>>4784113Imagine the fart smells inside.
>>4784106alright you geniuses, what species is it
>>4784106
>>4784157they clogg their butt holes up with old poop that hasn't been pooped yet for said hibernation.
>>4784166>old poop that hasn't been pooped yet
>>4784175you shuld bing it if you don't belive me. the eat some food, and then go to sleep without pooping. the poop becomes old and clogs the butt up.imagine having to take a pooop but holding poop in for months and it becomes old and poopy.
>>4784219>POV you're being attacked by a dinosaur
>>4784162kek
>>4784110you're just making her nose dry and she's trying to fix it she isn't enjoying this
>>4784108Holy Christ it's so effortless
>>4784303Bro, she's rubbing her pussy. That's the video.Women don't have anything else to offer except for vagina jokes and references.
>>4784461If women are so needlessly abusive, then why am I considered mentally ill for exchanging women for animals
>>4784461Oh how many posts was that? 19? You can do better Incels.
>>4784106The rabies chamber…
>>4784157They don’t fart>>4784162I laughed
>>4784514Because they aren't, and you're a gross furry
The fuck is going on with >>4784160/https://i.4cdn.org/an/1714303140172787.webm?Is Horsey sick? : (
>>4784112that's a mobula not a manta
>>4784179I don't use bing myself so I duck duck went it instead
>>4784680he's just a little tired is all.
>>4784758I like how those spots over it's eyes make it look like it's doing the Cosby pudding pop face.
>>4784106nigga found the batcave
>>4784108Realistic flying tiger.
>>4784758damn these just keep getting better
>>4784108>casually starts flying
>>4784108
>>4784106if I jump in that hole, will I die?>>4784162rofl'd
>>4784854It would be extremely painful.
>>4784680There is no way that horse is alive. If they lie down for even a second, they die. It's just the whey they're made.
>>4784854You will die of rabies, yes.
>>4784895)`:
>>4784860What happens if the snake being eaten is longer?
>>4784847Damn. Pretty impressive
>>4784935Ever been deep throated?
>>4784613lmao they are. You're one of those people who are getting scammed but defend the scammer the whole time. You'll probably figure it out in 20 or 30 years like most guys do.
>>4784162lol'd
>>4784860god I wish that were me
>>4784157>>4784166>>4784179kys
>>4784461>>4784514>>4784974who raped you?
>>4784108Where is the hidden dragon?Oh right. It's hidden, haha.
>>4784298The joke is that the dog was castrated.
>>4785239
>>4785244
>>4785288With how weird and autistic owls are, I'm starting to believe they're pretty much flying cats
>>4785411Chinese word for owl is cat head eagle.
>>4784938my cock is too thick : (
>>4785448Damn, so I'm not crazy
>>4784863I know I shouldn't laugh at scaring the deer, but that is some funny shit. What's he think he's gonna do if he catches one?
>>4784876I know that rays are pretty smart for fish, do they actually like attention?
>>4784108See this is more impressive than this >>4784847 because the tiger does the jump from a standstill while the dog is running full tilt when it jumps.So fuck dogfags.
>>4784847Very cool jump
>>4785477didn’t even see that you’re exactly right
>>4784863ok but why's there a picture of a tank at the bottom??
>>4785241found the liberal
>>4785521???
>>4785477Tiger has a lot more muscle and didn't jump as far. Why can't they both be impressive?
>>4785567Holy shit. He locked on like a missile.
>>4785567that is probably the coolest thing I've seen all year. holy shit
>>4785568
>>4785567Literally what the fuck is this? A dog? Cat? It catches it like 3 times and does nothing with it because ???
>>4785717cats. they're playing
>>4785567I watched this for like 10 minutes, cool.
>>4785569what a chad
>>4785568>>4785795Okay now I understand why swans are a symbol of gracefulness
>>4785811The opposite of albatrosses
>>4785813
>>4785815Counterpoint
>>4785706
>>4785818Coming in hot.
>>4785817The first clip somehow looks like CGI.
>>4785411That's a pretty apt description.
>>4784162Kek
>>4784849do you think its fur tastes salty for a few days? that would suck
>>4785568Look at him go!
>>4784680https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rKG5PVeDQWo
>>4785472I know the bat rays in the touch pools at the aquarium I'd visit as a kid would actively swim up to people for head rubs
>>4785477Tiger paws typed this post
>>4785472Yes. There's a beach near me where they swim up to the boat ramp, you give them head scratches and they like it.
>>4785569Now, for a fun prank, throw it in your mates front window
>>4785706HIGH SPEEDLOW DRAG
>>4786410Cute!
>>4785813>>4785815I see they have the AN-2 approach to landing, point nose up and let wind resistance do the work.
>>4785880>BWEEP BWEEP>ALTITUDE>BWEEP BWEEP>PULL UP>BWEEP BWEEP
>>4786409i think mister will sasso needs a haircut.
>>4786409lol
>>4785716So smoothly doth he crest
>>4785813They stay in the air for years at a time. No wonder they don't ground well.
>>4786408did she swing it by its fucking neck? that doesn't look pleasant
>>4786476>for years at a timeseems unlikely
>>4786409Are there camels in China
>>4785569Indian relocation services are on a low budget these days
>>4785472I have an entire business where I live where people can go out and touch them because they’re so social. Just don’t step on them or anything
>>4786586Saar, please get in the pod.
>>4786584In Mongolia, which China claims as their because of thousand year old maps from a nation that no longer exists.
>>4786410porking along
>>4784690nigga it's a manta ray
>>4784861Good way to get your cat killed.
>>4786692Seems unlikely in this case
>>4786408The dread subway pirate Catbeard
>>4786655Also in China. Western part, near Kazakhstan.
>>4785519/k/ has an obsession with grooming and raping deer
>>4785567>Meower's Edge
>>4784179it probably feels heavenly pressing up against his prostate all winter. Imagine, 4 months of poop-fucking, edging and sleeping in a cozy den. Bears do have prostates, right?
>>4785568Liveleak_Bodycam_BLK_Suspect_Officer_in_Purrsuit.mov
>>4785477that's what i thought but panthers are made for leaping
>>4785567well that's something you don't see every day
>>4786540if she micro violated the cat's preference she would know
>>4786410
>>4787329
>>4785472consider that cleaner shrimp are a thing that exist, and all they do is basically scratch fish
>>4785568seem these thing are more vicious than goose. I've seen dead fox and coyotes in their nesting areas. but I haven't seen them attack people though.
>>4784794Long live the ki- oh, nevermind.
>>4785569I wonder why he didn't just stomp it. Was it a rare species, or is it just a particularly friendly Indian?
>>4786582It's actually true. They are so bad at landing that they sometimes actually break their legs doing so. Flying genuinely takes less effort for them, and they can sleep while flying (similarly to how dolphins and whales can sleep while needing to breath air).
>>4785567Hardcore Henry 2 is looking dope. I'd watch that for a dollar.
>>4787401If you stomp it you can't make money off it anymore.
>>4787328Big Cats really are just big cats.
>>4786540cats have a natural handle on the back of their neck
>>4787444No they don’t
>>4787419wise indian proverb
>>4787332More proof that otters are simply the best. Ever.
>>4787403Maybe they’ll be the first legless birds soon enough if they really don’t use them that often
>>4785716LOOK AT THE PELICAN FLYCMOON PELICAN
>>4784298He’s Nuts
>>4786410me on the way to the fridge
>>4785477Not so, the tiger wasn't moving as quickly, but the bank it leaped from was perpendicular to it's jump direction, so that gave it a much more effective push off than the dog got off flat ground.
>>4786410>Oregon Trail Deluxe title theme>>4787331>Oregon Trail Deluxe title theme, orchestrated
>>4788095>WTF HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!?
>>4788093C'thulu sends his Gratitude
>>4784860Stiiiiiiiill in a dreeeeaaaaaaam snaaaaake eeeeeaaaateeeeeer
>>4788093Imagine a bathtub full of these.
>>4788376my hovercraft is full of eels
>>4788421Do your nipples explode with delight?webm unrel
>>4788435No. Have you any medium-sized mammals which nest inside women's front bottoms, weaving an elaborate protective canopy out of muff hair? Or any genitally-inclined mammal of a small, furry nature? I'll even take a cunt starling if you've got any.
>>4787338so, pats and scrubs are just parasite removal distorted by our human view? as in we dont need them anymore because we're clean but the hormonal release caused by it still exists, so we do to each other just for the physical pleasure?
>>4786582theyre very light and navigate through strong air currents. they just glide without needing to flap wings
>>4788493kill yourself
>>4788435
>>4785567>strap gopro to cat so I can see what he does outdoors>mfw my cat is actually a massive dickhead
>>4784109Are pandas the most autistic bears?
>>4788523>she doesn't knowsad
>>4784240*xenomorph
>>4784860lol he burped at the end
>>4785206pretty
>>4785706>You're at three miles. Call the ball.
>>4788100just brushin my FUCKING CROCODILE
>>4788734It's an alligator mate
>>4788735Aww, that's so cute. His little happy dance after he pee'd makes this so sweet and wholesome. I wonder why other animals don't do celebratory choreography after urination?
>>4784108Incredible power
>>4788778every mammal gets pee shivers at least occasionallysome kind of nervous glitch
>>4788795we're fucked
>>4784162Ok, this is epic
>>4788795just how do they learn that? wouldn't it take generations of rats to witness how their predecessors died?honestly i wish we didn't attribute rats to something malign as disease and pestilence. they are far wiser than we give them creditowls on the other hand...
>>4788825Some rats are just smarter.
>>4788825He trains rats to do that and then releases them, as a joke
>>4788830Immensely based.
>>4788093
>>4786340I take my dogs swimming in the ocean all the time. They don't seem to mind.I guess you could give him a quick dip in freshwater when you get home if you're worried.>>4787396Swans will absolutely attack people. I've been bit by mine a few times and it wasn't nice.The beak is serrated so it's like they have teeth. They don't have a lot of bite strength but if they bite down on your hand and then pull their head back they scratch you up a good bit.They are however also quite smart birds and will over time get to know you. I can handfeed most of them now. Oh, and the thing about being able to break your arm might have been true when you were first told it at age 4 but as an adult you can shrug off those wingslaps easily.
>>4788734It's an alligator
>>4787489>NY'ACKlmao
>>4787489https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinch-induced_behavioral_inhibition
>>4788734dats a gata
>>4788866I didn't know cats got dandruff, too.
>>4788843>Oh, and the thing about being able to break your arm might have been true when you were first told it at age 4 but as an adult you can shrug off those wingslaps easily.I can't upload to nuchan because they don't allow incognito users to do so (so much for anonymity, eh?) but hopefully one of you has that webm of the angry goose wingbopping the glass door, breaking it and can upload it to show Anon.Swans are larger and stronger than geese. They can absolutely break arms.
>>4788833Who do these pretty kitties always hop about like that? It's supremely cute and entirely unfair because it makes me want eighty of them when I can't even have one.
>>4788493This is a shoe shop, I'm afraid. We just sell shoes.
>>4788872That's grass, more likely.
>>4788873There has literally never been a recorded case of a swan breaking anyone's arm. Literally not one.
>>4788884No one lived to tell.
>>4788873>incognito>anonymityAnon, how do you think TCP/IP works?
>>4788855I am aware of this, but I don't think it's supposed to be yanked at such a speed and swung around
>>4788093What I do to my slave when he drops one of my nice crystal glasses
>>4786692>oh no muh heckin kitty meow meow got killedRetard, cats have nine fucking livesEach of the deer have only one ffs
>>4785519that's the footage of Russian troops
>>4788878suspect is on the mooove
>>4788894I don't understand what some gang of crazy mimes has to do with anonymity.
>>4788778He's just shaking off the last couple of drops.
>>4788872they do. when people have pet allergies it's usually just to their dander
>>4788304So trve sister
>>4788093Looks like giant mounds of shit
>>4788734It’s an alligator, actually.
>>4788778There was some left in the tank and he needed to get it out
>>4788825rats are gay owls are great
>>4788866Cute!>>4788872That’s just wood dust from all the wood
>>4788875Anon they would probably do that with you if they could
>>4787006underrated
>>4788836who knew eels could be chefs?
>>4788932Stop it vedius pollio, that's immoral
>>4788878thats fucking awesome
>>4788932You feed him a big chunk of miscellaneous brown stuff?
>>4788846They're really misnamed desu because alligator is a lot more kiki and crocodile is a lot more bouba desu
>>4789236They get in a pool with his brethren and swarms the slave.
>>4788100Would.
>>4788096GEMTLE
>>4789453https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w
>>4787331>my wife's sons
>>4788512>as in we dont need them anymore because we're clean but the hormonal release caused by it still exists, so we do to each other just for the physical pleasure?Yes, but for Humans it's a little more pronounced because Apes developed social cues from the act of grooming, too. So manta ray likes scritches because yay no more parasites, but monkey like scratches because yay no parasites and yay monkey noticed me.
>>4789429same
>>4788735me doing my last rep of pull ups
>>4784106>bat holeYou need stench resistance to go there. Try this
>>4789643What kind of shitty delivery person just leaves it at the door?
>>4789676What's the matter yuropoor, too many criminals in your neighbourhood?
>>4789643Nice ass>random sign that says joy in the backok then
>>4789644Is that fucking Greta lmaooo
>>4789236He was fed to lampreys
>>4789676>What kind of shitty delivery person just leaves it at the door?The kind getting paid $3.24 by DoorDash to deliver the pizza. Every second spent trying to make the delivery "good" could be a second getting another DoorDash request. As somebody who worked in these app-based gigs, you see the dregs of society being motivated by minimum or near-minimum wage to do the least amount of effort to serve the maximum amount of people.
>>4789796>texans be like: >"OMG! THE CHUPACABRAS! KILL IT!"
>>4789184-primordial italians baking the first pizza, 10 000 000 BC, colorized.
>>4789645WTF! is this real?
>>4789643>the dog is blackhmmmmmmmmmmm!
>>4786582>>4786476>They stay in the air for years... and beyond
>>4789799fr?
>>4789722That’s weird. For some reason I always heard that they pay a surprising amount of money
>>4789799*Texicans>>4789803Jej
>>4789676The kind that already approved payment on an app.
>>4786410pigs gunna pig
>>4788093What do eels eat?
>>4788093Disgusting little creatures. Soon, all of you will feel my hate, and suffer as I have suffered!
>>4788795
>>4788846This only works for a couple species
>>4789694Atleats I can walk in my yard whitout getting shot or mauled by pitbull. And random dogs wont´t steal my pizza.
>>4786476>>4787403they don't spend years flying, they just don't touch land. they land on water all the time and sleep there also.
>>4789429>alligator is a lot more kikino it's not"cr" is a very kiki sound
>>4789645WTF, the Italian Supercat was real all along???
>>4789923What is that creature?
>>4786476They technically can't even fly by themselves
>>4788911It works on kittens but on adult cats it's probably just painful to them.
>>4790377they use thermals to drift up into geosynchronous orbit until they are ready to egg
>>4789645How the fuck was this filmed? The same kind of camera on a long flexible wand they use to inspect the digestive tract through the mouth?
>>4787328thats a big fuckin kitty
>>4790392can't be, it circles back through the path it came.
>>4790392tiny human
>>4789708that's a horse...
>>4790392>>4790421>long flexible wandpossiblethere are most likely several jump cuts, the weird stop motion camera movement is probably used to make the cuts less conspicuousalso the right wall of the first room looks suspicious, as if it could be removed
>>4790435I'm thinking there isn't a ceiling in the bottom floor room and he passes the camera off to his other hand
>>4789645>>4790392manly_tears_shows_off_his_apartment.webm
>>4789645What a fucked up housing plan>>4790423This
>>4789707>random sign that says joy in the backChristmas decoration
>>4790392there's several cuts. the most obvious one is the little table jittering around at the bottom of the stairs.
>>4784849Black and a cat? Swimming??? But how?
>>4785880Wrecked!
>>4786410Relatable.
>>4790619I assumed as much but wasn’t sure…>>4790870Black cat magic
>>4789645Where's the white rabbit?
>>4789924I grew up in a fishing village in Denmark.My great grandfather was a fisherman same as almost everybody else there.He used to tell me that the biggest fattest eels they ever caught were in 1917.A year after the Battle of Jutland. I wonder what fattened them up like that.
>>4784303It is my prerogative as a cat owner to extract amusement from my cat by annoying it, in exchange for providing it with food, shelter, and medical treatment.
>>4791075>he thinks he "owns" a cat
>>4785706I feel like this is like a person who wipes back to front.
>>4789645i remember that issue of locke and key
>>4789796if i saw that stood on hind legs in some foreign country i would probably run away thinking anubis is coming to take me away
>>4788099did you seriously ai a meme?
>>4791199Anon I...
>>4791075TSMT>>4791139What a terrible thought
>>4789796BRING ME ANKH SU NAMUN!
>>4789667Damn I haven't thought about kingdom of loathing in ages.
>>4789645Science has finally gone TOO far!
>>4789796Who shaved that poor husky?
>>4788093There's an Asian ex-nail salon employee watching this and sweating.
>>4791478That breed is like that
>>4787522>believing in evolutionCringe
>>4791658>day 1 baitcringe
>>4791715SSSSSSSSSSSSSOMEBODY STOP ME!
>>4791658I don’t know what else to believe, man
>>4784680H5N1
>>4785880did it survive?
>>4785687>Where ever I meow I must also rape
>>4791715Can't forget the stove when you are the stove.
>>4791717how it feels to burp after you accidentally swallowed a bong rip
>>4785472https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCRbeeNCURcFish are trapped in gimpsuit bodies and faces that don't do expression but I don't imagine there's really all that much dividing the mind of a ray from a deer.
>>4789644wtf
new thread>>4791869
>>4789429you are a fool. [g] (gator) is voiced and much softer than [k] (croc).
>>4791715>And another horse came out, flaming red. And its rider was empowered to take the peace from the earth, so that men slaughtered one another; and he was given a huge sword.
>>4789429kys
>>4791875the T in Tore and before gay is hard af rn.
>>4788849god I wish I could have as much dopamine coursing through my brain as that goat does
>>4784108damn look at her tiddies though
>>4788881i know modelling shit is niche but fuck its way too expensive, no matter how you spin in
