>looks like a fish>behaves like a fish>lives like a fishIt's a fish.
fish have gills
>>4788977Not these ones
>featherless like a man>bipedal like a manIt's a man.
>Kills their own infants
>>4788979then it's not a fish. simple as
Every vertebrate is a fish.
>>4788977>>4789000If both bass and sharks are fish, then so are dolphins. Betas breath air, channel cats lack scales, so you can't disqualify them on those criteron
>>4788976I did t know fish periodically come to the surface of the water to breathe through a hole in their head and give birth to live young
>>4788979mammals all produce live births, except the ones that don'tfish all have gills, except the ones that don't (dolphins)
>>4788976It is, and so are (you)
>>4789043(this means homosexual)
Fish don't have mammaries
>>4788976Yes. It is a lobe finned fish. So are you. Have you ever put fish sticks in your mouth? Did you enjoy it? If so I have bad news for you
>>4788976>>4788982>dolphin hate thread? >dolphin hate thread Evil fish eating child killing human raping murderous drug addicted bastards. The lot of em. TDD
>>4789202t. jealous of their bigger brains and prehensile dicks
>>4789207What good does their fucking brain do if I could shoot them, and I can pleasure a female dolphin just as good as any male dolphin could
>>4789211it makes them enjoy life. you on the other hand pay taxes and fantasize about things you will never do
>>4789211Actually you couldn't since female dolphin pussy juice is such a strong aphrodisiac that it'll cause you to immediately cum, to death.
>>4789260that's not real btw
>>4789276Don't care. I choose to believe it regardless.
>>4789283Then you will be very disappointed when the time comes.
>>4789211We're gonna have to test that last part scientifically, with many subjects and trials. We can also check the reverse easily in the process: Is human pussy better than dolphin pussy? I'm gonna bet the answer is no, like with most species. The ordering tends to be human males can pleasure females of any species well, and females of other species tend to be more pleasurable to human males than human females are. This is probably due to the fierce evolutionary competition between male and female humans. Women don't want men to have an easy time getting off, so their vaginas are lackluster.
>>4789276Someone has actually disproven this via scientific method? Okay then. I'd pay to see that whole experiment.
it doesnt behave like a fish thoughever
>>4789455not suggesting, admitting, or saying anything that can and will be used against me in a court of law but i imagine, living underwater and not wanting to get salt water up their pussholes, makes their vaginas tighter than humans
>>4789476The one who made the claim has the burden of proof. That being said, it still needs to be tested and I would happy volunteer to further science.
>>4788976Just because you wish and act like a woman, hardly makes you one.
>>4789476Yes actually dolphin vagina has been the subject of inappropriately intense study so we can learn common sense "facts" like "female dolphins feel sexual pleasure via the clitoris" (yes, snakes do too, its highly conserved as a means of reinforcing the mating process)
>>4788976>It's a fish.Dolphins were regarded as fish for the majority of Human history. It's only until recently that we've (((reclassified))) them as mammals. Inshallah, they will be reclassified again.
>>4789529Is that the case for all aquatic animals? Tight as fuck vaginas to prevent water form getting in
>>4789211>>4789260>>4789276>>4789283>>4789295>>4789455>>4789476>>4789529>>4789544>>4789729Let’s start seeing a source - *NOW*.
>>4789812My source is that I made it the fuck up
>>4789019>>4789029we believe in evolution?
>>4789812i do not have a source as my post contained "i imagine"
>>4789812Enjoy the new dolphin sex textwall.https://www.newscientist.com/article/2150052-female-dolphins-have-weaponised-their-vaginas-to-fend-off-males/https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1742706119300327https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/female-dolphins-have-a-fully-functional-clitoris-180979400/Dolphins experience great pleasure through sex and the ideal mating position is generally missionary with the male's penis pointed up towards the belly slightly on entrance. The vaginal slit is about as tight as tight as a human anus is, and inside there's a spiraling set of traps which make successful mating difficult if a male isn't perfectly lined up. In a bottlenose there is just one fold which takes the form of a three lobed spiral. The position of it is around three to four inches in.The following is not published information but well known among trainers who have sex with their females. The "pseudocervixes" are muscular. They can constrict them and flex the vaginal walls to expel undesired sperm. The strong muscles also involuntarily contract and relax during sex, especially orgasm, and the strength is much greater than a human vagina. It's also not too hard for a human to bring a dolphin around the size of a bottlenose to orgasm a few times during a mating. Sometimes they'll get off with just a few strokes, and excitedly swim away for a moment of blissful excitement before returning for more. Usually male dolphins give no more than a few stabs of their smooth tapered penis, which gives little stimulation on the back stroke. Aroused females greatly appreciate human sexual attention with our greater endurance, and ability to use fingers if we can't manage with our penis for whatever reason
Man, I really wanna have sex with a dolphin now.
>>4789812the source is the people who actually fucked dolphins, no such thing happens when they did it.there is no infinite cum magical juice.
Their spines (and the spines of whales) are like human spines, whereas fish slither by bending their spines horizontally. This seems like a pretty major difference.
>>4791298mammals are tetrapod fish
>>4791300evidence?
>>4791269not gonna fool me glowie, I'm gonna get some of that dolphussy
>>4791366tetrapods are fish
why does intelligence breed deviancy? dolphins have rape caves and fuck whatever, even humans according to this thread. humans fuck everything, including things that shouldnt be fucked but someone decides that alienussy in space since it has a hole means that you should stick your dick in it for the sake of interplanetary diplomacy
You just know.
>>4791368I'm pretty sure it's gonna be the other way around. Dolphins use baby seals as sex toys. That dolphin will fuck you to death and then keep fucking you.
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>>4791475I hope so
>>4788980>no flat nailsTry again, anon
>>4791444With advanced knowledge comes the freedom to realize you’re technically allowed to stick your dick in anything
