ITT please post WebMs of animals fightingIt can be play fighting or serious fighting
I'll post this too, which is maybe not a fight, but it is a struggle
>>4811525Lol nice
>>4811528So these are the famed snow chimps
>>4811528WORLDSTAR
ummmmmmm this is le heckin animal aboos
>>4811626why that wasp raping a roach?
>>4811526Why'd he do it?
>>4811747dogs get real brave when there is a fence behind themI wonder if wolves do something similarHonestly I could imagine wolves building spears and shit because they are always getting clapped by bears
>>4811525Lizard-Nado
>>4811525How do they move like that?
>>4811747>dogs posture aggressively>do wolves?Of course they do. Half their behavior is for show.
>>4811626Two for one deal!>>4811743So he can eat it probably>>4811760>because they are always getting clapped by bearsReminds me of that one webm
>>4811945years of training and skill
>>4811526>>4811759rape
>>4811743
im surprised that there isnt any webms of japanese bug fighting
>>4811749>Smells itKEK based
>>4811749>>4812738it's only smellz
>>4812787A cool
>>4812805dog bros we just cant winwe even get our asses kicked by a lizardlet
>>4812816KWAB keratinmaxxed horncels be seething at ivorypilled tuskchads
>>4812734fucking based pidgey wing attack
>>4811626Lizards truly are bros.
>>4812816The elephant could have been a real motherfucker and attacked the baby but didn't. What a king.
>>4812805Man I love animals fighting each other. I would love to have lived in the Roman Empire to see shit like this on the Colisseum.
>>4812734chickencucks summarily btfo>>4812787not a fight>>4812805dog cucks exposed once again
>>4812787I was scared for a second there he was trying to evolve.
>>4812850It only wanted them gone so not much reason for that >webmThese things can’t even fight right
>>4812880kek
>>4811747The logical conclusion is that they're mad at the fence, not the other dog.
>>4812902Nah it's just like how people act hard when they're cutting you off on the freeway, but follow them home and they're shaking in their bootseveryone is a tough guy when they think they're untouchable
>>4812855Your ilk is the reason why Barbary Lions went extinct
>>4812880A battle for the ages
>>4812920>but follow them home and they're shaking in their bootsanon have you done this before
>>4812842>blackpilled incel chases normies with a stick in the local park
>>4812935face eating contest, i wasn't sure who was eating who at first, it's a doggy dog world out there
>>4813510that’s not how the expression goes…
>>4812935Why is the bee's head hollow? wtf?
>>4813555For all intensive purposes, pre-Madonnas like you are a diamond dozen.
>>4811528Kinda funny how they have those fucking huge fangs and yet they'd rather just slap eachother instead of risking serious injury
>>4813918Oh, good catch. Intensive porpoises, I meant. Lousy autocorrect.
>>4812850God these little niggas are so stupid
>>4812805Dogfags... I have no words...
>>4812805That was immensely satisfying to watch. Obnoxious yapping menace put in its place. Hopefully it learns from that broken leg not to fuck with random animals
>>4813849‘yenabros… it wasn’t supposed to go down like this
>>4813840didn't pay attention when it was slowly eaten?
>>4813849why donkeys and hienas living in the corn? is this some weird dutch south african farm?
>>4812880>Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
>>4811525>gmod collision noises
>>4813555doggy dog world is by far the superior variant, though.
>>4812880>pussy_gets_wet_from_tentacles.webm.mp4.(no virus).exe
Female gorilla with a good single leg
>>4811743Egg laying maybe so the larva eats the dead roach as they hatch? Otherwise probably just to stun It with venom and eat/stash It straight up.
>>4814221did he put a thumb in his ass as punishment?
>>4814224kek, some of those claw blows look like anime
>>4814221>keeps control of leg after takedown>passes guard>almost gets other gorilla in guillotine before bigger gorilla intervenesThat's a large human female in a gorilla suit. She unfortunately lost her balance after passing guard and had to improvise a guillotine instead of getting side control.
>>4814177why specify dutch those are like the only ones there are lmao
>>4814222>dog is once again buck broken by a fucking bear cub of all thingsdogbros… i can’t take much more of this…
>>4814224I like how they get tired midway through.
>>4814458the virgin Wolf vs the Chad Painted DogWolf>Gets pwned by literally any other predator bigger than 40 pounds even donkeys kick their assesThe Chad Wild Dog>Regularly chases Leopards and Cheetah's>The bane of a Hyena's existence second only to LionsTake the painted pill
>>4811525t-they're fast
>>4814459It seems more like the white-necked one is trying to force a de-escalation, but the other one just keeps trying to start fighting again, even though it got its ass handed to it. juvenile animals are so dumb lol.
>>4814221There aren't many creatures that can withstand a Silverback. That dude is ripped. I bet he plays football.Roll tide.
>>4812874>>4814021You do understand that those rabbits are performing a mating ritual, right?I can assure you that actual fights between rabbits look a 100x more retarded.
>>4812880Niggerman no!You were supposed to stop the eldritch horrors, not join them!
>>4815064Holy fuck, isn’t that a snapping turtle?? Getting its ass handed to it by a light speed betta?? That’s incredible>>4815170Kek
>>4813849Fucking based donkey
>>4812828>>4812871chickens will always be more loved by everyone than pidgeons
>>4815257yes, but it could not triumph in this battle…
>>4815257It's not really fair when they taste 1000x better
>>4814456niggers don't farm
>>4814221What the fuck is wrong with me?Why is my dick rising for humiliated dogeza gorlla pussy?
>>4811525GEDDAN
>>4815647that… was my point
>>4814222This really shows how big a game changer being able to stand on your hind legs is
>>4813849Join the ACK
>>4812842>Gandalf vs orcs
>>4814224wait, can bear ears heal? the brown one looks like bit it off. fucking metal.
>>4815664I misread. Guess I'll be killing myself now.
>>4816074Cute dykslesic anon
>>4812805I would have brought a shovel and joined lizard bro
>>4812805This is why we keep telling you floppy mutt cucks dont count as dogs. They have no killer instinct. A malinois or game APBT would have wrecked that lizard round one.
>>4816965>no true canis lupus familiaris
>>4816945>>4816949>tfw no leopard seal gf to force feed me penguinsBrehs...
>>4816945The king of seals right here.
>>4816945… Not a fight?>>4816949Weird how there’s no blood or anything. Full video?
>>4816949remember that cartoon penguin movie where leapord seals are the bad guys?
>>4817250Happy Feet. A classic. Haven’t seen it in forever
>>4815659Golden post, anon.
>>4817268I meant this scamper the penguin 1990https://youtu.be/7J7pZ7iVFtk?si=nxLCVcGD9lji7gnB&t=21
>>4816949>aw theyre playing
>>4815671Impressive to get this close to lions
>>4816949Bastard seal
>>4815680It's not going to regrow from a stump. If it's gone, it's gone.>>4816949Why didn't the camera man help him? What an ass.
>>4817299Oh. Never heard of it
>>4813840Most insects don't have the whole brain in the head, They can still function for a while with most of it missing
>>4817546The cameraman is being gifted the penguin by the seal>>4817089https://www.nationalgeographic.com/adventure/article/140311-paul-nicklen-leopard-seal-photographer-viral
>>4813922Being heavily injured means having a serious disadvantage surviving in the forest. Animals realize this and fight with non-bloody ways if they purely want to show dominance.
>>4815671>African females fighting each other
>>4817702Some horned and antlered hoofed animals sure dont care about that
>>4813922>>4817702Human beings naturally go for non lethal too.Just the way things are today means that you either settle things by giving up, by fucking with someone in non violent ways, or actually killing them.
>>4815671Holy shit, we need more lioness vs hyena gang wars
>>4817687>The cameraman is being gifted the penguin by the sealAhhh, I remember this, it’s part of their mating ritual right? Kinda funny that animals just nonchalantly announce they desire us as partners like this
>>4817860That or she thought he was a pup. We've seen cooperative hunting but don't know why they do it.
>>4817867Based tigergod
>>4817867Can a tiger's teeth even pierce a croco's scales? Aren't they super thick?
>>4817940did you not see the huge chunk of the crocs head missing?
>>4812842Oranges don't like lizards?
>>4817940Yes, as the video shows, though apparently this one lost some teeth doing it
>>4818121goblins
>>4816945>>4816949Are they friendly to people? Could I pet one without worrying too much?
>>4818744Sure, there's only one recorded fatality where one dragged a woman underwater and drowned her
>>4818263Damn that's pretty hardcore. The other one just bounced back too, didn't even fall over.
>>4818258Did it die? Holy shit it almost looks like the gator is smiling >>4818263What was his problem
>>4818261>h-he’s fast…!!
>>4818751I'm not a woman so I like my odds
>>4818121Ballsacks <3
>>4814126why hate on the small bodied dog but not on the large ones who do exactly the same thing?reptiles are a threat to mammals
>>4818258Why throw a live prey animal in an enclosure? What's the point? The danger that poses is surely far more important than the relatively small amount of enrichment provided by 'hunting' it.>bird is clearly a jumbo coturnix quail, not found in the wild>to get a camera that close, the croc would have to be in captivity
>>4819027You know why (he has a small peepee)
>>4815671Were they just tryna kill her and eat her or just kill her?
>>4816949Bro you want a closer look?
>>4817089>… Not a fight?I posted it in the wrong thread
>>4819350>Diogenes
>>4816967dogs breeds have become so different from each other theres no standard dog behavior
>>4815167larger rabbits can disembowel each other, smaller ones just exchange slaps
>>4819027All of them would have deserved it, but it’s clear that one was pushing its luck the most despite it being the least capable. >>4819050Project harder
>>4812842>>4819350Why do these sea rats love to piss off the monke
>>4814221This one makes me laugh for some reason
>>4812923I can't help it. My Spanish blood is tainted with the greatness of Ancient Rome.
>>4819350What am I looking at? Why is there a street oranguran? Where on this planet are orangutan and otters messing arounf together?
>>4820154Cambodia?
>>4811523what is wrong with this cat?
>>4819031Because it's fun and natural.>>4817867Holy fuck that tiger has BALLS OF STEEL.>>4815671Holy based lionesses showing filthy hyenas who is boss.>>4814224Imagine how fucking bruised must they get afterwards. They will spend weeks feeling the pain of that fight.
>>4820151You mean blessed
>>4820165He's been well trained.
>>4811523My cats engaging in mortal combat
>>4812920those dogs were poorly trained, they ended up believing the fence is the thing to protect, not the property. no fence = no invader = no barking
>>4820151>>4820246kys
>>4820862I do keep myself safe, yes.
>>4811526
>>4820340>completely open litterboximagine the fucking smell
>>4811525
55obsessed
>>4820340>litterbox on carpet>by bedPlease do not do thisYou sleep in shit
>>4811525You can't even tell which lizard is which after that scramble.
>>4815257Yes but pigeons aren't slaves.
>>4817940It can but they end up getting their teeth fucked. This tiger died without two canine teeth from what I remember.
>>4811526The female cat wants it to happen. She's even positioning herself
>>4818744the behavior in >>4816945 is clearly saying "fuck off and leave me alone" but sure go ahead bud
>>4811526https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVKfZlKud3Q
>>4822524he looks like he's 'avin a giggle
>>4822255>>4822482He's probably a rentcuck sharing an apartment
>>4822255Trust me, the stank from closed litterboxes isn't any better. I've had to take care of my sister's house last summer.
>>4822482Everyone with cats sleeps and eats in shit. Your cats don't wash their paws when they're done shitting
>>4822656… neither does any other petpet owners sleep and eat in shit I guess
>>4813849equids, not even once
>>4817860nope you degenleopard seals see humans as big leopard seal babies that cant do anything on their own
>>4811747Just like metal cage drivers as soon as they sit behind the wheel.
>>4818258>doesn't even bite down hard, just slowly closes its mouththe absolute nerve and smugness of this croc
>>4822658Was that a one hit kill?
>>4822778No other pet uses its feet to stir around shit-piss-dirtit's like, if you had a dog that rolled in poop, you wouldn't even let them in your houseIt's a good thing most dogs don't actually do that or can be kept from doing itBut litterboxes? Inexcusable. We have had indoor cats for over 100 years. It's time to start training them to use a squat toilet.
>>4815180no, it's not a snapper.
>>4818744No. They just recognize we're not their prey and we're not a threat so they don't actively try to murder us. Honestly kinda weird how many aquatic apex predators aren't aggressive toward humans.
>>4812742I shouldn't admit I know that reference, but I'm happy I do.
>>4823263It could be both. Leopard seals display the same behavior in courtship rituals.
>>4823348>No other pet uses its feet to stir around shit-piss-dirtthey can still track around their droppings/have it stick to them
>>4823352since when are seals apex predators?
>>4823394Since the term was coined.
>>4822823Unlike horses, donkeys don't have a flight instinct. The most intelligent of the equids, they take a moment to consider a situation then plan a course of action. And that course of action is usually "Imma kill a motherfucker."Occasionally, they'll flee instead, but usually, they choose to fuck things up. This is why they're used as guard animals in areas with large numbers of predators. They're more effective in this regard than literally all other guard animals combined. The only downside is that donkeys can seem temperamental to us. Unlike horses, they don't give much warning before they attack and are also much less tolerant of even mild nuisances so if you keep goats, for example, which area known for rambunctious play, the donkey will invariably kill a goat every now and again for getting too rough trying to play with the donkey. They're generally fine with all other livestock. I fucking love donkeys.
>>4823346Probably. A hawk doesn't weigh much, getting slapped by a falcon probably shattered the bones at the impact site.
>>4823348>if you had a dog that rolled in poop, you wouldn't even let them in your houseYou overestimate dogfags
>>4823454Ah, turns out leopard seals are. Only cus Orcas can’t get to them I guess
>>4812742This post has been stuck in my head ever since I read it and everytime I think about it I chuckle
>>4820165He was defanged, that's why he has an unusual face/expression
>>4820340Your cats are fucking gay
>>4823348>No other pet uses its feet to stir around shit-piss-dirtLiterally every other pet you can possibly have does this>rabbits>hamsters>lizards>snakesYet you weirdos aren't constantly screaming about them. Fucking weird people.>It's a good thing most dogs don't actually do that or can be kept from doing itDelusional. Every dog does something disgusting. If it doesn't roll in shit it will eat it. If it doesn't eat it, it'll go and roll in dead birds. If it doesn't roll in dead birds it'll roll in mud. If it doesn't roll in mud it'll sit in its own shit in the yard. If it doesn't do that it will step in its own shit and track it around the house. This whole>NOOOOO MY ANIMAL IS CLEAAAAAN YOUR ANIMAL IS DIRTYYYYYIs all disingenuous, insincere nothing arguments. EVERY animal is dirty. They're animals. If you want animals you have to be ready to clean up after them every day, and have a strong stomach. If you hate the idea that an animal can be dirty so much that you'd rather cope and lie about how one animal is '''less dirty''' than another, then maybe you shouldn't own any animals.
>>4822987>assfag vs boobsfag debating which one is superior
>>4820340Pangur and grim?
>>4825034you’re right of course but none of that really matters to these people (or rather, this guy)
>>4825034>snakes use their feet to stir shitDamned snakes. Growing limbs to stir shit then shedding them, undetectably. Oughta be a law!>Every dog does something disgusting. If it doesn't roll in shit it will eat it. If it doesn't eat it, it'll go and roll in dead birds. If it doesn't roll in dead birds it'll roll in mud. If it doesn't roll in mud it'll sit in its own shit in the yard. If it doesn't do that it will step in its own shit and track it around the house.Most dogs, yes. I don't know what it is, if my family and I have always just picked better dogs it are better at housebreaking them or what but I had three different dogs growing up and one with my own family and out of the four, not one did any of that.
>>4825137You're right snakes do it with their whole body, arguably more disgusting.>not one did any of thatThey did it while you weren't looking, then.>for the entirety of its 20 year long lifespan ??? (our dogs lived longer because we just picked better dogs chud)Guess you must've been neglectful.
>>4825148They lived an average of 12 years each and no, they never did any of that. >neglectful >because my dogs weren't shit eaterswutMy son doesn't eat shit either. Guess I'm a neglectful parent.
>>4825137Most dogs don't do any of that period. In the real world it's considered a sign of trauma, neglect, malnutrition, or a mental disorder.It's an overblown internet meme that redditourists spam here
>>4825310it kinda just sounds like larp man
>>4815671lmao the hyenas just dog piling all over the lioness is hilariousZero teamwork beyond "lets kill dis bitch!"
>Antagonize
>>4815659kek
>>4825920KekWhat other reason could he have for doing this other than to be a dick? They’re more like us than we think
>>4826139
>>4826139Crows are second only to humans in intelligence.
>>4826202That's a magpie fucking with that dog.
>>4826248nope it's a hooded crow
>>4826277Right you are. I suppose it really is too big to be a magpie.
>>4826342Yeah, definitely for a euro magpie. i could see the resemblance to an aussie magpie though.
>>4826352>aussie magpieI didn't even know they had their own variety of magpie. I would guess it's venomous, has a pouch and drinks too much like everything else down there
>>4812920A guy followed me home once and then I beat him there and aimed my wasr ak47 at him out my house window and he sped away. This was in arizona.
>>4826457proof?
>>4826473I'm from arizona and own 7 guns. None of them are expensive. Back when I got the wasr ak it was like $450. It's a cheap romanian one with an underfolding stock that hits you in the jaw when you aim it. You have to hover your face above it rather than resting your cheek like a real stock.
>>4826457>A guy followed me home once and then I beat him thereWhat was the alternative? Was beating him there ever in doubt?
>>4826592No I was in a car and he was in a truck.
>>4811626God I wish I had more wasps around my place.
>>4812880If I may direct your attention to graph related ..?
>>4818838>What was his problem>>4818263All the pussy on THIS side of the road? MINE.THAT side of the road, with no pussy? YOURS.
>>4816965and if your uncle had tits he'd be your aunt
>>4818744https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmVWGvO8YhkOne kept trying to feed a poor boy
>>4822987I'd take one indoors till they calmed down
>>4819546It's because they have such "human" mannerisms (it's more accurate to say humans have ape mannerisms), it's jarring to see an animal do wrestling moves.
>>4827520That’s a lot of broken furniture
>>4827759You just have to speak the language and they calm right down
>>4818047Anon, those are otters
>>4812935I honestly can't tell if this is better or worse than being eaten ass-firstGrim
>>4814221>>4814222>>4814224I wonder if the silverback could take a young grizzly in a wrestling match
>>4827777I've fought both and the bear would definitely win. That fast twitch muscle bundle makes it not even close.
>>4817867Reptilians are no match for BTC
>>4818261>Star Platinum is the same type of stand as The World
>>4820154Orangutans are generally pretty chill so people just leave them alone
>>4819072Probably just kill, granted, they'd probably also eat some of her just because she's there, but hyenas and lions fucking hate each other and will actively murder one another in territorial disputes
>>4827777As strong as they are gorillas weigh less and bears are natural judo masters
>>4812805that was cool!
>>4828711If you speed it up it'll look like they're really rocking out
Damn, don't fuck with giraffes
>>4828733>2000 psi kick>1000kg horse>vitals are high up>special ligaments for more staminaTheir only weaknesses are that their young are really vulnerable and people will hunt them for their psychedelic brain juice
>>4828716>go to horny jail
>>4828746Well. That and the fact their legs may as well be giant easy to attack twigs
>>4828716… Why the fuck is an ostrich being kept with multiple giraffes? What zoo is this? I swear this is something you’ll only see in the third world
>>4828711>>4828712>>4828714I didn't realize camels were apex predators
>>4828746>people will hunt them for their psychedelic brain juiceHold up. What?
>>4828958It's not the brain. The Humr tribe of Sudan made a drink called umm nyolokh out of their liver and bone marrow which they believed had intoxicating properties, making men see "ghost giraffes". The acacia trees making up a large part of the local giraffe's diet contain DMT so people speculate that there's trace amounts left in parts of their bodies. The Humr live in cities now, their savanna is turning to desert and the giraffe subspecies have been hunted to near extinction so it's hard to know how much is true.
>>4828978Jesus. Wonder how long that was a thing. Least it’s gone now
>>4811524Stuggle cuddle
>>4829221>Monitor Vs Merrimack.
test
>>4829231I've wondered if that cunt died or not.
>>4829280A horse's kick can kill a man and geese have hollow bones. I've seen a few birds with broken or damaged necks (there was an animal torturer in my area) and that goose very likely has a wrecked spine.
>>4829280It literally flops down motionless and its neck is bent in a way it’s not supposed to be. It’s probably dead.
>>4829299>>4829286I mean, I figured, but I can't be 100% sure. I hope it's not. Geese are bros to me. They hate everyone else but for some reason, they don't find my presence threatening or cause for alarm. There completely relaxed around me and I don't know why.
>>4829222don't know if I'd want to stand that close to a pair of giant, angry, carnivorous reptiles, but good for these people I guess
>>4829228>it was inevitable...
>>4829228What the hell animal is that? A crab fighting a seaweed?
>>4829520https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Armus
>>4829286>there was an animal torturer in my areaHope you were the one that got him.
>>4812850Rhinos are stupid elephants are good
>>4815671Amazing footage
Good thread. Let’s have another one
>>4812842>get off my dam lawn!
I may have a few...
>>4818121>The Curious Case of Benjamin Button 2: The Battle
>>4828819Zookeepers probably got sick of the ostrich being a dick to them so they put it in with the giraffes to either kill it or teach it some manners.
>>4831210Seems like something that’s illegal and/or termination worthy but what do I know
>>4831563Ostrichs get milked and eaten every day by 4 ton giraffes
>>4825920>we do a little trollin
>>4828733number one cause of death for lions is giraffes kicking them, giraffes can kick in all 4 directions on top of being able to stomp on you like moose, except theyre TWICE the size of a moose
>>4825034>fish tank>completely inoffensive in every way>can't give you a disease>zero smellSucks to suck, I guess.Fishchads assemble.
>>4812920>but follow them home How to get shot 101
>>4813555Let’s not beet a dead horse here. We’re all just passing thyme.
>>4826277How do you know where he grew up? Maybe he’s from an affluent area but fell on hard times.
>>4826634>follows you >somehow beats you to your destination See, there’s the joke friend.
>>4829226>YA BLUDY CUNT
>>4812734>Chickens kick the shit out of and murder animals constantly>Can't win against some fat retard because he has slightly bigger wings.Same with cats. They're terrified of pidgeons.
>>4832243>number one cause of death for lions is giraffes Really? You would think it would be hippos or something. I didn’t even know lions saw them as prey >>4832259>completely inoffensive in every way>zero smellWell, unless you don’t clean it… otherwise true!>>4832547Kek
>>4832273has that ever happened
>>4832705>pidgeonsbegone ESL!
>>4829226Clean tomoe nage
>>4832996You once were a pedgeonAnd now you will be gone.
>>4832946Lions only hunt hippos if they're out of the water, which unironically they just jump on it's back and whats it going to do, it's not an elephant that's really hard to get onto an unreachable spot, it's only option is to get back in the water. Which means lions aren't going unless it's in a really bad spot. Giraffes are probably the most dangerous animal lions will hunt regularly when going after calfs
>>4815671taking a wrong exit on the way to Wrigley Field
>>4829228Is that a fucking venom symbiote?
>>4829226They fuckin
