An apple a day editionPrevious: >>4804578
aw yiss fine ass appuls get into my tummy
>>4817028>>4817041>>4817044>>4817047>>4817048>>4817049What motivates them to do this?
I will never understand why horses like apples so much. Does anyone have the footage of the barn witch sticking a peppermint to a horse nose and the horse looks for the mint fruitlessly?
Every time I get close to a horse I'm still in awe of how big they are in person
>>4817110mine would never eat celery or bananas which is weird because bananas are way better than carrots flop flop
>>4817118My horse buddies eat banana SKINS when I'm done with them. It's a brutal life here in the wastes.
>>4817097Autism, mostly
>>4817136draw >>4817118 including erection
>>4817028>>4815278Thank you!!
>>4817136Artanon made some good mare paintings. I hope the trolls in his homeland didn't get him. Only today I was camping in the basin of loch ness and hoping for a kelpie but I didn't even consider stepping into a fairy ring and being milked for 1000 years and then spat back into milkspace a mad beggar. Cherish the lives you have, horse general.
>>4817160Jeepers creepers, where'd she get those peepers?
>>4817097minerals>>4817117they are huge. I used to wonder why people filmed them so zoomed it, but the reality is that they dwarf the camera POV.
>>4817097vitaminsalso, minerals
Do you actually NEED more than horses and apples? I honestly doubt it
>>4817204Whenever you really think about it stars are basically just really large apples to the mega mare
if you think about it, having a hand as your mouth is kinda genius
>>4817097Apple tasty
A horse
>>4817468>I'm a genius!>OH NO
>>4817227You need to be eating more salt rocks before getting your marejob. Look at that poor thing, she's balding from mineral deprivation!
>>4817097hunger?
>>4817473kek
>>4817474balding? she looks fine to me.
>>4817028I really want to be a horse, imagine having a big dick and being able to eat apples, being a human sucks.
>>4817566Touch the inside of her nostril
>>4817576Me also. I want to graze and gallop. I want to pull and carry stuff instead of pen pushing all day.
I think horses are neat
>>4817912I think horses are meat
>>4817752Why is that one so long
>>4817925It hatched from a long egg.
>>4817925
>>4817925Someone forgot to coil the horgans
>>4817035
>>4817035>giving it like thatdo you want to lose your fingers?>>4817047There, proper hand movement
>>4817474>>4817640you're speaking to the zoosadist anyafag, of course """""his""""" horse looks in a terrible condition
>>4817028What makes little girls so much interested in horses?
>>4818210Cultural conditioning and/or big floppy dongs
>>4818210Probably the horse smell.
>>4818202I wonder if he stole it
>>4818202>made joke about fucking animals>forgot that people here actually fuck animals
>>4818333there a difference in having sex with animals and blatantly abusing them such as punishing your dog by wrapping it with packing tape sweetie
>>4817097Evil, cruelty, malice.
>>4817097Hubris
Indeed, the equine heart has no capacity for love or friendship.
>>4818575>buy your horse friend flowers>the horse eats the flowers
>>4817028he dropped it :(
>>4818603What did he see??
>>4818758the stove...
>>4818576Worked as intended. I really don't see the issue here.
>>4818758his credit score
>>4818603me and the best years of my life
>>4818758homosexuals for the first time
>>4818758
>>4819204kino
>>4818758naked mares
>>4820291Jesus christ how horrifying
>>4820291Their teeth are disturbingly human-like…
We’re going with a Viking braid today
Horse anons, I'm desperately looking for this rain sheet. It's a Shires Tempest, purple lightning pattern, discontinued. Looking for either 0g or 100g, 75" or 78". I've been scouring everywhere for it. I want this for a horse at work cause she'll look so cool in it.
>>4820368>human-like eyes>human-like teeth>human-like top HAIR>human-like dicks (only animal without bepis bone - like humans)>walking on middlefingersbasically horses ARE humans
>>4820393I consider myself a fan of this autistic fat little equine
>>4820423You forgot mustaches.
>>4820393Always a good day when this little angry mare shows up. Get her some hoof jelly
>>4820393
>>4820414https://www.redpostequestrian.co.uk/horse-rugs/turnout-rugs/shires-tempest-original-0g-standard-neck-turnout--purple-lightning__197320I'm seeing them?
>>48204576'9/81" is too big. =(
Just back from 14 hours in the horse mines.
>>4821137
>>4821123Be sure to wear a mask or you'll end up with a lung full of horse spores
>>4821752strange ritual
imagine hoof care was always this easy
>>4821752
Zoomies fear the L I P
>>4821790That isn't hoof care, that's actually a man putting the finishing touches on the horse he just built with that hammer of his.
>>4821807wtf
>>4821808>he doesn't know
>>4821810I NEED a step-by-step manual on how to build a horse. NOW.
Horsechads, we cannot stop winning. The horseless carriages just keep failing more and more!
>>4821752Magnetic water and the horse has eaten magnets.
>>4821825The computerized car fears the horse and buggy
>>4822101look at them being horses
>>4821825The age age of automobiles is over...the age of horses...has begun!
>>4822101fatty lumpkins
>>4821822
>>4822134lol
>>4822269Oh my God, is this real? If so I need this immediately to put on my shelf with my mid 90s Corolla and 85-87 MR2 manuals!
>>4822549That looks so shit and weird
>>4822559That horse looks like Gilbert Gottfried
>>4817028we and horses are not so different, after all
>>4822559>das it mane
>>4822726>>4822793could you please fuck off
I didn't pet horse so long
>>4820291How the fuck are his teeth so clean?!
>>4822549Me bottom center
>>4823699they don't eat highly processed and sugary food that causes most of the problems in modern-day life
>>4822800*wiggles lip at you*
Kissing mares
>>4824021the forbidden smooch
some of those who post horsesare the same that burn crosses
>>4824854Your ownmaresonal Jesus
I heard from the Species King. We're not getting renewed for another season. I know you all pulled as hard as you could and I agree that this is a bullshit decision and reality will prove us right but for now I'll be drinking in the horse factory and you're all welcome to join me. - Horse
>>4824854Can they get anymore based?
>>4824896indeed, fuck rage against the machine and (((zacharias de la rocha)))
>>4824895That means Horse Eruption is going to end on a cliffhanger...it's over...
im starting to think barely anyone here owns horses
>>4825661I totally have a horse, she just goes to another stable is all
>>4825661I don't own any myself but I live around a bunch of horse ranches and get to hang out with them daily under owners permission.
>>4825661ofc they don't. horses are an upper middle class+ hobby and most everyone here is poor
>>4825661you're not wrong horses are expensive for most people and have low utility in day to day life. so only people who really like horses and can afford the costs of them own horses. horses are cute as fucking hell though.
>>4825661My uncle owns several. He lives somewhere else but I rode one. I’m a tall guy and was pretty scared I was gonna fall off when I was on her so not sure I want to again
>>4826179falling off a horse would be the least of your worries
>>4825661i have 8, so I can share with 7 horsegen anons
>>4826336>I have 8Are you a billionaire?
Last time I was hiking in the Northern Alps, a young stallion began bothering me during my snack break. When I packed up to leave, he bit me in the ass.I'm not a horse fan.Picrel, he belonged to this group, but is not in that picture.
>>4826833no because I have 8 horsies
>>4826840Beautiful place. Really want to visit
>>4826840You have to use your mind on horses.
>>4826940this was actually someone's head but they edited a melon over it
>>4826963The only way to interpret the post.
>>4826927Do it, it's a magical place.This particular image is from the area around Dachstein mountain in Styria.
how the fuck did horses survive without humans in areas where there's 3 feet of snow in winter?
>>4826997>Dachstein mountain in Styria.Sounds like something out of a fantasy world. Will do.
>>4827025They eat fish
>>4827025bunnyhopping
>>4825661Yea I'm just here because I think they're hot.
>>4826874
>>4827098You could at least try to hide it.
>>4827357No, I love their kind spirits, and their snowpities!
>>4826840He thought you looked zesty
Zoomies for a horse is quite something. Just loping and loping. I love it and my mare does too. I understand why horses are amazing, that look they give you knowing they love and trust you.
>>4821123neighmonia
>>4822654>the burdened
>>4825661my friend has a gelding. I'll try to grab some pictures time I meet them
>>4820393anon, I did a quick dirty 30 min sketch with oil pastels
>>4827054Imagine being the kids that makes snow angels around this guy
Would you drink a potion that came from a barrel labelled "Horse Fuel"
>>4828280I'd rather drink beer that comes labeled "Kirin Beer"
>>4828332>kirin peer
>>4828280only if it makes me look like this
>>4828280>will not testWhat
>>4828410They are claiming you can use it on race horses because it doesn't come up on performance enhancing drug tests. Which is a dogwhistle that there is something in it, real or not, that will have an effect that would be seen as cheating.
>>4828280I heard some people recommend feeding your horse Gatorade because of electrolytes or some shit. they even have electrolyte fluid especially formulated for horses . i wonder if this is safe to drink for humans.
>>4828503I have a squirt of this horse fluid first thing in the morning. Helps for a long day of horsing around and they notice the electrolyte smell.
>>4828431Damn. It didn’t even occur to me that people gave race horses steroids. Weird thing to think about
>>4828832If there is a whey to make a lot of money at something, you better believe humans will try and cheat.
>>4817640Sorry. I had a stupid long ban. >>4818202She's just old.>>4818220I have posted a picture of her original owner here years ago. >>4818533She much preferred it over getting smacked.
onlysnoofs
>>4828503>>4828523Can someone explain why horse fluid comes in a two part bottle? Is it explosive when mixed or something?
>>4828953The smaller compartment is used for precise dispensinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z1_Lnynahs
>>4828953you need to measure out right dosage before you add it to gasoline
>>4828947
>>4828503I use horse wormer for dogs and cats. The price per milligram of active ingredient is some times 1/10th the price it is in the pet specific packaging. You just need to know the right active ingredient dose for the target animal if you are going off-label like that.Same with arthritis fighting joint health supplements.It can be difficult to get a cat to drink molasses flavored medicine, however.
>>4826874you make money off them?
>>4828942Yeah my dog preferred being murdered instead of tortured
>>4828942/dog/ is glad you’re back home But we’re still coming for you. You’re going to jail. 4chan users always have to do what the jannies won’t…
>>4828953if you mix it wrong the consequences are... severe.
>>4829046
It took me a while to realize that I control most horses with my mind.
>>4829241>he finally freed himself from the everlasting horsement I'm jealous
>>4829215I cannot think of any occasion where you'd need a chroma-keyed spinning horse and yet someone actually produced just that with professional equipment and a rented location.
>be me at work>staring at spreadsheet>spontaneously think this this thread>LipWiggle>LipWiggleJAPAN
>>4829283The horse tendrils have taken root. You will have the mare madness.
You think if you keep neighing you'll keep slaying. Settle down with a regular pit pony because there are no triple crown mares lining up to cook your ass soup.
does a horrifying job and talks to nice horses
Is it just me Or are there a lot of cases of dogs attacking horses and other animals? And i dont mean wolves or jackels. I mean feral and dogs who got out.
>>4829449I wouldn’t say a lot but it definitely happens. I’ve heard a few stories of them myself. Almost all of them had pitbulls involved.
>>4829241>He doesn't know it's the other way around Neigh
>>4828991Neat
>>4829264Someone never watched the movie Twister.
>>4829465Lots of pits cases in America. Otherwise it's some mix mutt.
is there room for my horse guys?
>>4829054I wish, but no. They're just pets
>>4829489always anon, always.
>>4829303You ever realize how weird and alien like their lips are? This one is straight up creepy.
>>4829541I think its cool that they have what basically amounts to a mitten'd hand in front of their mouths.
>>4828022baste
>>4829541the lips are only creepy to noobs.once you turn horse professional it becomes every day comedy gold
what's you guys's's' horse hot take?personally, i think Arabians are ugly and i'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>4829541I'm an animal for work so I kiss them on the face at least 4 times a week. It's a turgid muscle but if they thought for a second I thought it was creepy they would pull be apart like soft bread with their horrible face hands.
>>4829667>Arabians are uglyTheir faceplates ARE kinda smushed in a weirdly funny way, but Im not one to judge.As long as it works for them and does not make their lives harder(it probably does, dosen't it?) its fine.I think unshorn fetlocs like in gypsies are overrated.They look nice when clean, but KEEPING them cleen is probably more work than its worth.Also, way too many people are sleeping on donks, donks are cool.
>>4829667I hate when horses in period films are incredibly out of place. I understand why this is done, horses trained for films are often large, smart and athletic modern breeds since that is the most appropriate pick. But man, I can't help but notice when a film set in ancient Greece has a thoroughbred in the background, or a film set in a Viking village has a 17hh warmblood pulling a cart.
>>4829675It's a shame that Arabians are so ugly considering they're generally kino at almost everything. It's why part-bred Arabs dominate.
>>4829541It’s kind of like an elephants trunk but a lot shorter and not as versatile
>>4829675If current trends remain all donkeys will be killed and skinned to make bullshit medicine by the chinks
>>4829740by 2034
>>4829489I love myself a cute horse!Look at those dexterous lips of his!
Biggest woman on the planet driving tallest steed
>>4829741What is their problem?
>>4829822he notices your dubs anon
More art ITT. Nice.
what manes humans do art when they see horses? it's really conspicuous
>>4829914makes even
Could you theoretically live with a herd or horses and nothing else? Or do they only dispense milk when they multiply?
>>4830007i really doubt you could purely live on horse milk. farmers who do also farm the usual vegetables and also eat meat.
>>4829740Don't be racist please.
>>4830090hey, when he’s right he’s right
>>4829740Be more racist please.
>>4830010use enzymes to make hay edible to humans, like that guy on /mlp/
>>4830223the guy who threw up?
>>4830227skill issue
Is there anything left of the former me now? - Diana wondered sadly as she fed the little colt in the pasture early in the morning. Indeed, how could she feel even remotely like a human boy now, after giving birth to a new life, moreover not a human life at all? To think - their common child with Al-Khattal. A colt, which she herself conceived through natural mating with a male horse, herself carried in her own womb and herself gave birth to. The birth... It had been already two weeks ago, but a chill still ran down her spine when she remembered it... It was painful... It all started with the already active colt in her belly began to move and kick even more frequently, and then the contractions... and the desperate attempts to push it out of herself by squeezing her equine vagina... All accompanied by the joyful exclamations of the staff standing nearby that they "already see the hooves!" and the encouragement "push, girl, push!"... It’s hard to say when she felt more emasculated and embarrassed - a year ago, being pressed by the immense weight of the stallion, standing under Al-Khattal fucking her, finishing each mating with a powerful splash of thick semen into her womb; or two weeks ago, giving birth to the child they conceived... Does it really matter? She had fulfilled her biological function as a female, mating with a male and giving birth to their offspring... There was nothing in this world to undo this...
>>4830301Now, as the soft lips of her colt nestled between her strong legs touched the teats of her sensitive, swollen with milk udder, pleasantly relieving the tension with each jet released into his mouth - she could not feel herself anything other than deeply bestial, female and motherly. A beautiful mare experiencing ecstasy feeding her offspring and an involuntary pride for the... wonder she had brought into the world. The colt, by the way, is named Adrian. Beautiful Adrian... Her proud son with Al-Khattal...Lord... What awaits her next? How will she live with all this experience when she becomes a man again? Huh... Will she even become one..? There’s still not a single piece of news from the company, and the farm staff is already talking about starting new training before new competitions and new... matings? The thought of mating with other stallions brought her fear and disgust. If it cannot be avoided, then only Al-Khattal is worthy of fucking and impregnating her, and no one else! Wait... What..?
Why would a man want to become a mare? I quite often come across equine TGTF.
>>4830090Chinks are a plague to the Nature.
>>4830315transformation fags are probably the most annoying people you can meet, especially if they demand turning into someone’s fucking shoes.>DOOOD I LOVE SHOES SO MUCH >DOOD I LOVE FEET!!>I WANT TO BE SOMEONE’S SHOES! Statements dreamt up by the mentally deranged
There's a horse going around my neighborhood selling vacuum cleaners. I didn't need one but I invited her in for coffee and carrots but she said she couldn't because it's her first day and she needs to sell at least one or she's fired then it's back to the mines. I'm tempted to buy one now to help out but I can't be sure it's not just a sales tactic.
>>4830301>>4830303Hot.
>>4830358Ponies were literally designed for the mines, that's the environment they thrive in eating subterranean grass and digging into mines full of human miners that they can help pull their mine carts as exercise since it's hard to get to a full gallop underground. She's just enamored by fashion magazines and Hollywood movies and thinks she wants to live in the city, but the city is no place for a horse. I've seen Black Beauty, I know.>>4830355Somehow I read this wrong and thought you were talking about cops. Now I'm just thinking about the police transforming people into horses as a punishment.
>>4830358>>4830367my local lead mine turned museum says that mules/donks would race to the bottom of the mine when the work day began because there were no flies down there and it was cool
>>4830732>equines CRAVE the void
>>4830732I see a cave and I rush into it to be fair to them. In fact I was in a cave today genuinely...
>>4830762Based cavemanon
>>4830358Did you know they make horse vacuum cleaners? It's literally just a regular vacuum cleaner, not even a very good one but it's $500 because they put "horse" in front of it lmao
can dogs be trans?
Wrong thread tard
>>4830775They make horse showers too. Less expensive but handy for flesh humans who want a hot shower outdoors anywhere.
>>4830966based horse doing what horses do best - murder birds
