>>4827445denied
>>4827448me (bird) showing my frens (frog) how beautiful the world is
>>4827469Precambria... home...
>>4827465A truly vile muppet
>>4827469My God it's all just sine waves, isn’t it? It's just sine waves all the way down...
>>4827632It's a sine of the times
>>4827445kekthey love to knead
>>4827448RIP frogger>>4827496Who the hell are these fuckers with pet bears how do they get them so docile
>>4827882
>>4827884
>>4827469"Where's the egg?" "Egg? Mate, he's filling the pony jar again."
>>4827993Fucks sake ahahaha
>>4827886She is not happy about that cat. Ears back = distressed but unsure what to do.The one next to her is wary but not necessarily distressed (ears forward).Sheep are relaxed and feel safe when their ears are flat/down/to the sides. Poor sheep.
>>4827915>trying to hide? toucan play that game
>>4827883>how do they get them so docileIf it's anything like my aunt's lion, lots and lots and lots of food.
>>4828059The cat isn't thrilled either, look at that tail. Puffed to the max.
>>4827450NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE Only things that i find entirely unsettling are centipedes.
>>4828064I don't know much about cat behaviour. I thought it was just a fluffy cat. Compare that ewe with the one in >>4827884Completely relaxed. Ears flat and to the side. I really do like sheep a lot and not even in a sexual way since I'm not Welsh.
>>4827496>me when someone says bears are dangerous
>>4828061kek
>>4827450>>4828069Chinese btw
>>4828063>like my aunt's lionproof?
My favorite thread on this site
>>4828124Mine too!
>>4828113uncle works for nintendo and has a shitton of money
>>4828124Not many compare!
>>4828089got any more giraffe videos?
>>4827469what the fuck are these
>>4828177Is he natty?
>>4828170
>>4828181
>>4827632Why isn't this on souls games
>the intelligence of cats is not to be understated>cats are likened to gents, and dogs to pents
/an/ should be allowed to have sound webms.
>>4828211this site will never be improved, things will only get worse
>>4828211sound is for fags
>>4828228>Amateur!
>>4828175looks like leeches but could be the parasitic catfish that swim up your anus or penis and live inside you called Candiru
>>4828112Looks like I'm never going to mainland China.>>4828113I'm ancient and that was in the 80s. When she died, he and several other animals she cared for went to the zoo of Naples (Italy, not Florida). I've no social media pictures of her or Sinbad (the lion), in afraid.Anyway, after feeding him I don't know how much meat, he was pretty docile.
>>4828142She was unmarried and died a spinster. She was a zoologist by training (my mum was a botanist) and actually worked at the Naples Zoo. I don't know how she wound up with Sinbad at her vineyard rather than him living at the zoo from the jump. I was only six years old when she died so memories of the whole thing are quite faded at this point but what I remember clearly is him being fed a seemingly unending number of chickens, rabbits and a single helmeted guineafowl.
>>4828263What am I looking at here?
>>4828181>>4828183What’s his problem?
>>4828263Guessing it's some kind of dead cuttlefish. Since it's got that fin going all the way around the head and that tiger stripe pattern
>>4828211>all those god awful ukulele music videos/an/ is probably the only board I'm fine with not having sound webms on
>>4827443weird banana
>>4828266Some sort of alien at facehugger stage
>>4828108i wonder how smart these guys really are. they seem to just get a lot of things.
>>4828244sharks and deepsea qts are one thing but that little line in the water, that thing scares me.
>>4828108my ancestor :)
>>4828295They're probably about as intelligent as a very young human child, like maybe a 3 or 4 year old. The reason they seem to understand things is because they're apes like us, so their mannerisms and perceptions are closer to ours. That's not to say they aren't smart of course, being on the same level as a human child is still really impressive.
>>4828192The fuck is a 'pent'?
>>4828192The intelligence of cats is normally overstatedPeople see them as calculating because they alternate between a comatose state and excellent reflexes, but they're actually dumb as fuck from what little brain matter they have being devoted to those reflexes
>>4828348>that slight lifting of the pawThis dog never knew the danger he was in
>>4828211Ehh maybe not>>4828228Based scratching >>4828258>>4828261Interesting. Quite a story. We need to try this with more bears
>>4828411You forgot to mention chihuahua neurons in your post, schizo
>>4828175You never ventured out in the ocean in Half-Life 2?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWO9UTEmQzw
>>4828427kek
>>4828285>>4828183>>4828181>>4828170>>4828089MOAR
>>4828228>GET DOWN ON IT
>>4828228Had I decent editing skills, I'd edit the first part with the bear bent over onto the second part with the bear standing to look like bent over bear was twerking on standing bear as they're dancing in a club
>>4828348Based anger-managing kot
>>4828295
>>4828543I remember a clip of some scientist explaining how they have to use human divers for sperm whale research because robots 'freak them out', which made me wonder what a sperm whale 'freaking out' looks like.
>>4828108Just a prank bro
>>4828069Anything with more than 4 legs is a kill on sight.
>>4828235Pears!
>>4828481>>4828711>>4828712>>4828714>>4828716
>>4828680Why you posting some furry in a bear costume? Looks obviously fake
>>4828705webms you can hear
>>4828271ALWAYS A CUDDLEFISH WITH YOU PEOPLE
>>4828670kinda based>>4828764this is why i eat them
>>4828282kek, silly boy
>>4828263fake and gay, its not possible for a cuttlefish to beached like that, buried under that much sand, intact, it wouldve been swarmed by birds and crabs before it could be buried under an inch of sand, which would take weeks for that to build up, long after it wouldve fully decomposed and basically be mush from the constant dehydration and rehydration with the tides
>>4828177>>4828179Kangaroo Jacked
>>4828710Needs audio added
>>4828718Imagine being born, and the very first thing you need to do is learn how to walk on stilts.
>>4828897What about, hear me out, if the fucking thing buried itself at high tide and died from lack of water because low tide? The water level difference between the two is staggering.
>>4828925i wonder how seagulls perceive the world and their society
>>4828976it wouldnt BURY ITSELF UPSIDE DOWN, since the siphon is pointed up when its on the BOTTOM side and the stripes are down when theyre on the TOP side
>>4828993Are you Australian? Doesn't look upside down to me.
>>4828982It's all just chaos for them.
>>4828897Storm surge could do the job in one go but I don't think the siphon would protrude like that.
>>4828982Beneath them.
>>4828925What the hell was his problem?
>>4828059go cry to PETA faggot
>>4827465Eat that motherfucking sewer creature.
>>4828089This reminds me of that crow helping a hedgehog cross a road. Some animals have good hearts.
>>4828850Did it rang the bell?
>>4828982They're basically the pets of everyone wiling to throw them leftovers.
>>4828266Cuttlefish, it's dead and lying on it's back.The 'golf tee' you initially see is it's syphon. It just look odd because it's head is being wrenched backwards exposing the mouth between its tenatcles.
>>4828718based
>>4828716>Fuck OFF ratite!
>>4828176>Men just want one thing and it's disgusting.
>final boss rat
>>4829272what kind of snake is that?
>>4827452gobul after i cut off his lantern
>>4828177Those tails are impressively strong.
>>4829272It's another "third worlder glues rats together for internet views" video again, isn't it?
>>4829312Nope, young moles or voles or shrews, can't remember which.They 'follow the leader' this way until they are able to see, and fell back onto that instinct when the bright light temporarily blinded them.
>>4828270>>4828183>>4828181Allegedly they only do this in captivityBut don't quote me on that or ask me for the reasons
>>4827465>>4827443>>4828507why are bird petting videos so much better than every other animal petting video?
>>4828183>>4829323best explanation i've ever read was that the poles are just salty and giraffes have long fuckin mouths so them cramming any rod like object in their mouth to taste it is always gonna look lewdhamsters and squirrels and other cheek-stuffing rodents do the same thing with treats and sometimes just random objects that taste/smell good (like that one iconic video of the hamster giving its water dispenser better head than your dad)
>>4828326god i wish that were me. i miss having a just right stiff nylon brush but its so hard to find one thats just right
>>4829334because birds are better than every other animal
>>4829349hell yeah brother
>>4828177>>4828903Kangaroo Jack is probably the biggest lie I was ever told>me and brother were fucking HYPED by this movie after seeing trailer>we really, really believed it would be about a rapping Kangaroo>we used to hop around our bedroom for several hours at a time shouting fake rap lyrics we made up>nothing offensive just Kangaroo related stuff like 'You,me and daddy are gonna go see Kangaroo Jack; And you, me and daddy are gonna laugh until our hair turns black; and you and me and daddy are gonna see that Kangaroo; and you and me and daddy but not dead mummy too'>ought fucking kangaroo costumes to go to the cinema and see it>went in, so excited and the movie plays>almost no fucking talking Kangaroo whatsoever>we get so annoyed that we star to actually believe the Kangaroo is talking when on screen and IS rapping even when its just a Kangaroo standing around>spent weeks telling each other about all the great lines and basically convinced ourselves it was rapping Kangaroo kino and every other line was an awesome Kangaroo rap, even had quotes scratched into our wooden bunk bed>got the DVD>remembered the truth>brother actually started crying as we watched
>>4829342/r/ing the webm of the dog at the carwash if anyone has it
>>4828906>Alan! Alan!
>>4828921only 90s kids remember stilts
>>4829339> poles are just salty What
>>4829383I’m 2000s and I remember
>>4829339>>4829418Never mind. For a second I thought you were talking about the people
>>4829339even vultures submit to pettingis petting truly the ultimate human master strategy in getting all those animals to become our bitches?
>>4829450Yes.
>>4828175Kinda hard to say since so many aquatic worms are just flat and beige. My guess is leeches.
>>4827883>how do they get them so docileInfantilism and lots of food. Raise it since it's a teddy and keep it well fed.
>>4829339That's the first time I've ever seen a vulture return affection to a handler. Wow.
>>4829450it works on other humans too
>>4829490>look at me I got shit on my face too DURRRRRRRRRR. Fuckin' idiot.
>>4829450>even vultures submit to petting>even>like it's a fucking SURPRISEMaybe I know too much about animal behaviour but all vulture species I'm aware are not only extremely social but also form strong familial bonds with families staying together long after young have fledged.Typically, the easiest animals to tame are those that have one of these traits or the other and those displaying both, like dogs, the easiest of all. So while I've never thought of petting a vulture of any kind, it doesn't surprise me at all that they're receptive to it, can form attachments to people and can be reciprocal of affection.This is why cats (loosely social, short term family bonds) are not nearly as tame as dogs (highly social, strong, long-term family bonds).
>>4829618Good beeb
>>4829450yeseven the neanderthal was wiped out by being pet by humans. literally. they got cross bred out of existence.do any animals exhibit this kind of behaviour? i know animals will hang out peacefully when domesticated but do any in the wild keep "pets" or otherwise consort with (other) beasts
>>4829615> This is why cats (loosely social, short term family bonds) are not nearly as tame as dogsOn average sure but cats raised together in a litter and kept in that litter can be very social for that same reason
>>4829514Somehow I wanna try that but how much is ‘well fed’ for a bear exactly? Are we walking whole roast pigs and stuff?
>>4829618i'm guessing the curling up of tentacles there at the end is not a sign of contentment
>>4829618yeah... the um.. the uh, the squishy wasn't really swimming towards the hand.
>>4829698>>4829653he is filled with rage at himself for consorting with beasts
>>4827993creating life via cooms and chicken eggs
>>4829588>see this (or any other open mouth pic/video)>immediately think of the söyjakmy life is a nightmare
>>4829342>>4829349
>>4829702same desu
>>4829708it’s ok we all do the same :)
>>4829721ayy lmao
>>4827448NOFEAR
>>4829750C-catbros, are we dumb?
>>4829753well yeah
>>4829769>gets shit on hand>immediately wipes it on the carpetjust like me fr fr
>>4829753ninja>>4829769needs whelping bowl>>4829653The tentacles literally have minds of their owns that tend to search, explore, and touch stuff. Maybe curling up is his way of restraining himself?
>>4829590giwtwm
>>4829782i think that would be a natural instinct for everyone
>>4829753no...
>>4829883Damn that must hurt :(
>>4829883The way he curls it up in pain lmao I love baby elephants
>>4828228its probably the meters long worms coming out of his ass being scratchy
>>4828897thisits probably from a fake rescue channel
>>4829653>>4829698Surely octopuses aren't that dumb; if he wasn't happy with that situation, then he wouldn't be sticking around.
>>4828403that tactical roll lmao
>>4829334>>4829349>>4829353bird petting is sexual foreplay and you degens should kill yourselves
>>4829590>chair_clattering.gif
>>4830012i thought as long as you avoid the chest and back it was fine
>>4828176why did cows have to be tasty
>>4830077Many such cases
>>4830077so when the man eating aliens invade, we hide behind the cows and they get eaten instead.oh... that's why cows get abducted, isn't it?Dine and dash illegals be damned!
>>4827443
>>4830003is that for real >>4830162kek’d>>4830195very true
>>4830214https://youtu.be/4qg2mDC3I1U?si=IqkSs93KuTSPTf2f
>>4829925it does. happened to me once and I couldn't jerk off for a week
>>4830268Frens :)
>>4828295Imagine you are big enough basically no one fucks with you and all you need to eat are some tender leaves. Essentially you can just chill with a couple homies and your bitches all day in the nude outside for your whole life. Basically a based tank neet level of smart.
>>4830267
>>4828273I'm convinced.God, give me more animal webms without tinkly ukelele shit over the top.
>>4830240Well. That’s fucked. He probably got them out but I wonder how long it took
>>4830003They don't scratch the bear at all, but they probably itch like hell.
>>4830498>They don't scratch the bear at allSez you. What if they're hook worms? Arrr.
>>4828614>foisting the wagie """life""" on a poor and unsuspecting monkebeyond evil
>>4828235You better not summon him.
>>4829721Ayyyy
>>4830484What would actually neccesitate this, does any bear live long enough or eat poorly enough for their dental health to be of issue?
>>4830195>humans, a raceoxymoron
>>4830717Too much sugar in their diet, maybe?
>>4829615Can you tame prairie dogs?
>>4830781>And at that moment everything changed
>>4830797no more than you could with a rat
>>4830871I read an article about that donkey not long ago. Five years he's been living with that herd. Good for him/her.
>>4830871Nice ass
>>4830001I look like that and swim like that.
>>4830717>>4830484He has a sweet tooth.
>>4830871>>4830875Yeah that donkey in deer herd must've been in news all over the world very recently. I got it in my newsfeed and I'm nowhere near US. It was a pet donkey that disappeared 5 years ago. After it was discovered, owners decided to let it live with its new family apparently.
>>4829838>>4829860beautiful
>>4830874aaawww
>>4830895I mean that register was closed, how was he supposed to pay for it?
>>4830871the plural of elk is elk
>>4830995It's elk or elks, both are correct.
>>4830077read that in his voice
>>4830779really thought that head tilt was gonna end in liveleak footage
>>4831000No they are not. Retarded poors and illiterates fucking up words until some pointless memetionary tacks on a definition doesn't make it correct. Octopuses is not a word either.
>>4831000>trips>>4831106>>4830995>singlesElks confirmed a legitimate pluralization
>>4831106Octupuses is correct, you fucking mental midget.Octupi is etymologically retarded, as it combines a Greek root with a Latin suffix.The only plural form of octopus more correct than octopuses is octopodes, as it combines a Greek root with a Greek suffix rather than combining a Greek root with an English suffix.You should fucking kill yourself, you half a fucking ape.
>>4829750>NO>FEARIs that a fucking Swan Princess reference?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Q7zovUbxg
>>4831229No way, fag.
>>4831230Oh...I figured because it was a bird carrying a frog, and she does that at the end...
>>4830717The guy has lost his front incisors already. Surely that's not normal.
>>4828175don't listen to those retards. they're lampreys (jawless fish)
>>4831323They're leecheshttps://youtu.be/CMdawl05lMs?si=Ux6icnaPs1d2cUc0Lamprey tend to orient themselves like normal fish or eels in the sense they swim side swerving, leeches flap up and down like a ferret
>>4831349fat cat is fat
>>4831395gato gordo
>>4828192Dogs are much much smarter than cats Pigs are smarter than both The chicken has the most under estimated intelligenceI've had chickens smarter than any dog I've ever hadMy chickens all learned their names and knew several tricks including jump, sit, lay down, and speakThey also ran to me when I came home and would Peck my leg for me to pick them up
>>4831408>Pigs are smarter than bothThis is a popsci meme, but pigs are nothing more than less domesticated, so they display more drive and less hesitancy, and do not require nurture to develop their brains. In terms of real intelligence they are mid compared to dogs, somewhere near labs, but worse than border collies. They also have "skewed intelligence", like when you hear autists are smart and run into one and find out they're just really good at memorizing MTG cards. Pigs are like that. Their social skills are awful - their social reasoning is nonexistent. They are borderline sociopathic and make poor companions in any endeavor requiring smarts.Why is it a popsci meme, you ask? Because the main constituent of popsci follows a religion that forbids eating pigs, and they want us to stop taunting them with bacon.
>>4831413Funny how it's always dogfags showing up with the elaborate pseudoscientific cope with no backing.
>>4831416You know what's pseudoscience? 99% of ethology.>pigs are smaller brained and less social, but readily go feral without even one generation passing>dogs behavioral tendencies have been extensively modified so they CANT go fully feral for several generations, rather than persistently attempt to solve problems they will ask for help or even permission>some soi-entist manages to get a pig to do something while the dog doesnt even know if its allowed to>"Pigs are smarter"They said "pigs can locate objects with mirrors" but so can my dog. "They" also said my dog can't.You should look in to how they research canine intelligence. Dogs are like us. They NEED a proper upbringing to actually be smart. They aren't how you think animals should be, at their best automatically as long as they're weaned on schedule. Scientists have consistently disregarded this.
>pigs are smarter than dogs!unverified, politically motivated pseudosciencereminder there is a non negligible and wealthy lobby that wants all forms of red meat banned ASAP. they are so non negligible they have advisors in multiple NATO governments.
>>4831421Who asked fag
>>4831419Anyone who has owned both dogs and pigs knows that dogs can be smarter, but pigs start smarterLabcoats know nothing but their abused test animals
>>4831422>nooo dont speak out of turn! who asked! who asked!deal with it cuckkeep guzzling that wef propaganda. all the heckin steaks and bacons are dogs, goyim!
>>4831421>unverified, politically motivated pseudoscienceYep. There is nothing in the data that suggests such a result is conclusive, or even strongly likely, and the experimental methods are sketchy. We do not fully understand either animals intelligence but it's clear as day that dogs have some significant cognitive skills that pigs do not, which is why pigs are a convenient food source and farming dogs is dangerous, dirty, and heavy in losses.it just so happens that the statement serves a political goal, which is that all meat consumption is bad for carbon neutrality, and red meat must go first. because meat consumption isn't needed for you to show up to work and do what your boss tells you do. It might be needed for your boss, but oh, he's special. He has to be at his best.
>>4831429is it that carbon neutrality where china doesnt count because 70% of the population is rural, but we need to keep importing dirtily manufactured disposable garbage from the 30% or else stocks would crash and the rothschilds wouldnt be able to finance ww3?
>>4831413>>4831419>>4831421>>4831424>>4831429Interesting. Thanks for this. I always thought it sounded like horse shit but never had the time to look into it myself. Pigs seem smart but the fact they will readily eat anything and everything gives them a general air of idiocy imo
>>4831106I wish I had your confidence anon. I'm not even that self assured when I'm actually right about something
>>4831408did your chicken also jump into the deep fryer on command?
>>4829422Polacks are genuinely salty and butthurt as a "people" so it works both ways
>>4831533Why do you think he's using past tense?
>>4829422>>4831545lol
>>4828282>dog clearly wants affirmation>specifically looks at its owner with a concerned look>keep filmingCan people like this not read their animals, or do they just not care?
>>4831583>oh no the wholsome heckin doggo will be traumatized by le water because of le heartless owner!I didn't know we got stock youtube commenter NPCs on 4chan lmao
>>4831506ignore the /pol/ schizos anon, nothing they have said is even remotely verifiable.Unless you take their courses at Mountain Dew University, of course.
>>4831599>problem, ytboi?
>>4828177Do you even lift bro
>>4831408Although I'm not saying chickens aren't smarter than both but the examples you gave cats and dogs both do also.
>>4831729If that kid only knew how much danger he would be in if angelfish weren't confined to water.
>>4831583All I'm imagining here are the lyrics to Erykah Badu's song Booty>yo booty might be bigga and I still can pull yo nigga but I don't want himwhich starts a fight>oh, dis bitch think she cute! shaquisha, hol' my rings! imma fuck a ho up!Song for those interested (IE none of you): https://youtube.com/watch?v=XR-9Uc4VNlE
>>4831800you can train rats and fish to do the same.
>>4831811>by monkeys, for monkeys
>>4831599>>4831601>>4831603Thanks fren
>>4831522He is right. I've recently seen stupid people trying to push the idea that "staffs" is a valid plural of "staff" for the same reason. They're uneducated and want it to be valid, but it's not. They're lying to themselves and attempting to get others to lie to them for validation.
>>4831106what an odd thing to get angry about
>>4831106Linguistic prescriptivism is logically invalid. It's closer to religion than fact.>why>because the governing body said so>but->BECAUSE THE GOVERNING BODY SAID SO>we can just ignore you>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT YOU'RE BEING STUPID EVERONE WILL HATE YOU YOU'LL GO TO HELL>deal with it>Fine.The very point of language is communication. If you tell people they're communicating wrong, you are just a religious zealot who worships the way language was used at one point by certain people. You may as well call it holy rather than correct because there's no material fact that makes it more correct like 2+2=4 is. It's just what a collection of upperclassmen decided to codify among themselves and swore to uphold. Essentially, faith in a prophet. The most holy word.
>>4831106>>4831991You're not cut out to be a linguist. It's one thing to complain about pidjin or ebonics coming to fore, it's another for natural reanalysis based on English norms to be criticized. Drop it.
>>4832003they didnt call it "the queens english" because it was in better alignment with quantum physics yknowits always had a religion-like component
>>4832011If you lived in a nation with a college dedicated to preserving its language in its present state (poorly) you would learn to resent it. Sad that you think you're smart for unironically appealing to pseudo-regal drivel.
>>4832009You're wrong and don't have an actual argument. Shaming tactics are only used by people with gross insecurities.
>>4832003that's retarded. you're a moron. anything with an explicit goal can be done wrong. if the point of language is to communicate and you communicate poorly in a way that nobody can understand you, then you've gone against your own goal. you've done it wrong. the thing actually being fabricated here is your unjustified sense that everything is relative. it's not.
>>4832027Everyone gets itOr understands, as you sayIdiots wasting their semesters on “English” because they’re too fucking retarded for medicine? Oh they get it, but they also get mad. Vulgar vs proper (clerical) language is a debate older than rome. We already know how it ends - it doesnt matter and you are consistently the loser.
>words are dynamic and arbitraryWoah anon you're probably really smart for knowing something like this :) And the fact you can't tell that every single fucking person on earth has heard this already must mean you're some kind of SUPER genius :o
>>4832027>you communicate poorly in a way that nobody can understand youIf nobody could understand, then language varieties (such as AAVE) and pidgin languages would die out. They don't.
>>4832036>you are consistently the loserYep lmao>>4832037The seethe of the perpetually losing party
>>4832026Language puritism is oroborosian. It eats itself antilogically; "My language must stay the same", he says, as he uses words in common parlance that 500 years fore nobody would have uttered, and 500 forehand nary a soul could have cerebralized. Nobody speaks Old English; except we do. Nobody speaks Proto-Indo-European; except we do. A derived accent derived from a dialect formed from the ne'erdowells' aching throats, sung by illiterates and invalids, incapable of understanding that their tongues would continue to writhe in the pompous maws of bloated dweebs on a perpetually stimulated mycelium of silicon wafers, pure as the language ever has been. You're a pseud and a moron.
>>4831991>uneducatedthere is no etymologically sound plural of octopus in common use other than octopuses>the same reasonno
>>4832058I'm not saying language has to stay the same. I'm saying that lying and claiming that improper use of language is actually proper is unhealthy and a sign of mental illness.>You're a pseud and a moron.You're projecting hardcore. This "nothing is right nothing is wrong everything goes man because it's all subjective" bullshit is peak pseud. It's one thing to say that the language ought to be changed to accommodate. It's another to say that the word you just made up is already correct because you say so. You're actually just a mentally ill narcissist.
>>4832112>You're actually just a mentally ill narcissist.100% that describes his type perfectly. they do the same shit with morality as he's doing with language and actually hurt people. it's an evil attitude to have in general
>>4832058>You're a pseud and a moronlol the irony
>>4831984and here i am wishing it was winter already.
>>4832011the irony of the "queen's english" its not the queen's english, its fucking french, their hated enemy, that why they pronounce and spell they words like them with extra u's and silent r's
new thread>>4832262
>>4827632Kek what is that birb?
>>4831583>>4831811>>4831876Very nice commentary. Thank you.
>>4831721>/pol/ out of nowhereyou’re free to debunk what they said >>4831729shut up freak
>>4832058>language puritismthe word is ‘puritanism’ bud ;)>>4832239>their hated enemythat hasn’t been the case in like centuries but yes france’s linguistic influence on english is well known what with all the french people who came over
>>4832112>>4832117Hit the nail on the head. Cultural relativism can only ever end in disaster. That’s how we decay as a society
I loves elks
he's right about octopuses though
>>4832934you missed the point, that post is chock full of alternatively-formed words and phrases that are either old, never been coined before, or intentionally obtuse in order to better show how the language is connotative rather than denotative in formation. The fact you only picked one thing either means it worked or you're a dumbass (or both)
>>4833578no, i got the point, it was mostly a joke, but the point in question is also moot, most of it is nonsense and incomprehensible, that was just one of the words most obviously wrong
