>tell my dog to wait >he understands that I am asking him to wait>he sits down and waits
good dog, I hope you gave him a handjob for that
>>5102441Maybe he didn't understand and was just paralyzed by contemplating his lack of higher mental functions.He probably realized that he's not only lazy but also stupid.You should put your dog down, end his misery.
>>5102441this has been debunked by snopes
>>5102441>dog tells you to let him outside>you understand that he is asking you to let him outside>you let him outside
>>5102441> two legged monkey makes weird sounds again while looking at me> better just sit down and chill like always
>tell dog i'm gonna pay 600 bucks to a vet to kill him for his own good and later open a thread about how sad i am on 4chan>he understands i'm a fuckin retard and gladly takes the death pill rather than waste any more time with my dishonest ass
