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Mhm. Well, I just seen brown. I picked up a Cherry Brown that was sittin' there by the screen door. Some folks call it a MX Brown, I call it a Cherry Brown. It's kind of like a linear, kind of like sewage runnoft. With a long stem on it shaped kinda like a bananer. Mhm. Sharp pins on one side, and dull on the other. Mhm. It's what the feminine boys use to type on and whatnot. Well, I went in there, in the house, and I hit Walter Cherry upside the head with it, knocked him off my father. Mhm. I reckon that didn't quite satisfy me. So I hit him again with it in the neck, the sharp pins, and just plumb near cut his head off. Killt him.

>>942644940
My family went to a resort once because my aunt and cousins came in from out of state. It was the first time I ever met them, and my boy cousin was 14, I was 15, and my girl cousin was 18. I got her to suck my cock once after everyone went to sleep and she was pretty into it.

>>942644940
When I was in college, I was the fuck toy boy for a 60+ year old GILF. She was on hormone therapy, and that whore could moan. Literally could not get enough of my young cock.

>>942645308
Hell yeah, you hit grandma's G-spot. I bet she squirted like a fire hose

first time ever I was already 23 so a late blomer. Got so in my head about if I was any good or if I was taking too long or if I'd be able to stay hard that I ended up faking my orgasm and ate her out after to make sure she finished too.

No idea how I got away with it other than we obviously used a condom and I binned it pretty fast

Not really a specific story but for a few months back in 2022, I was hooking up with two women from my office. I was married (still am) and 32/33 back then. Started hooking up with a 26yo intern in March and that lasted until about September. In May, I started hooking up with a 38yo married mom of two which lasted until July. I'd hook up with each one of them about once a week on average, sometimes more, sometimes less. I think once, I fucked both of them within 24h. A few times, I fucked either one or the other and then my wife on the same day. Looking back, I wish I had thought of somehow arranging things so that I fucked all three in the same day. Missed opportunity I guess. Anyway, I ended things with the older one very quickly because she was getting a little too clingy and too erratic. The younger one was amazing because she was super discreet and knew not to text or call me at random times when I might be around my wife. She didn't stress me out so much. We stopped seeing each other when she started dating a friend of mine (that I practically introduced her to). Unfortunately, I had to stop hanging out with that friend because my wife happens to also be friends with him and I feel like things would have just been way too awkward. Honestly, I actually felt very relieved when things ended with both of them. Keeping up with the constant secretiveness and whatnot was starting to stress me out a little. I'd probably do it again though if I had the opportunity.

Gf had me fuck her passed out bff while gf watched and bated.

>>942645713
Anon, that's rape...

>>942645713
Not if the GF consented it's not

>>942645713
>>942645794
Yea dude that’s kinda fucked up. Back in my university days, my GF and I almost had a drunken foursome with a friend of ours and his GF but, by the time we started getting it on, she was pretty much passed out so we just let her be. Ended up having a threesome instead.
>>942645822
That’s not how it works…

>>942645822
kek
Not only did she consent, she went to extra lengths to make it happen.

>>942645642
which one did you enjoy fucking more and why?

I kissed a girl once. On the mouth. Honest.

>>942645952
Anon, that's gay.

>>942645392
She had a cock sucking fetish. She said she didn't 'give head', she said she 'worshipped cock'. She liked to lay her head in my lap, and use it for a pacifier, sucking on it for hours while watching TV or the game.

>>942645952
Pervert.

Let me tell you, FOLKS, this was incredible. I went to see my good friend—used to be a great guy, but not ANYMORE—he always had all these beautiful young girls around, just unbelievable numbers. And there was this one, 13 years old, looked exactly like my daughter Ivanka—same age back then, stunning, really a 10. So I had his wife at the time, lovely woman, set up a massage for me, and let me tell you, I made it happen, took her virginity right there. Nobody does it better, believe me. And fun fact, my friend? He "unalived" himself later on—very sad, but what can you do? The media won't tell you the truth about that one.

>>942644940
I took my sisters virginity when we were in high school

>>942646283
Tronald Dump is that u

I travel pretty regularly for work and I've been using this as an opportunity to pick up and fuck younger girls. A suit and wedding ring is like catnip to a certain type of girl. I've fucked girls half may age, that I'd never have had a chance with when I was their age.

Probably ends up about the same price as getting a whore but the sex is normally much better, though I've picked up a few inexperienced girls. Plus I can claim some back on expenses most of the time too.

>>942646299
You should probably give it back to her

Wife fucked another guy to get her body count more than one (me)

>2015. My wife's sister was getting married. The entire wedding party rented a house for the weekend, about 15 of us. We are all drinking heavily the night before the wedding when the topic of bachelor parties came up. The girls had gone to a male review and the guys had a boring weekend camping. I convinced all the bridesmaids to flash us. My wife and another bridesmaid starts stripping and giving lap dances. My wife grinds on the groom so hard he jizzed in his pants. I dragged her into the bathroom and started fucking her on the sink. She's so drunk that she started vomiting. I got blue balls and passed out on the couch pissed off. Woke up the next morning still hard and craving release. Everyone is passed out around the living room. My wife is on the couch cuddling me, still naked. I spit in my hand and lube up my cock and slide it in her. She wakes up and tries to stop me but there's no turning back. She started rubbing her slit while I fucked her and we both cum hard. We look over and a groomsman is jerking off. She tells him to hurry up and finish before everyone wakes up. Hes taking too long so she walks over and lets him play with her tits. He explodes all over himself. He never told anyone.

>>942646464
You should go and fuck two guys to regain the lead

>>942646488
I was always in the lead - that's the point

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>>942646409
Who? I have no clue who that is. Never heard of 'em. Total nobody. Believe me, if they were anybody, I'd know—it's like the fake news trying to make something out of nothing. Sad!

I put le penise in le vagoosi and splum everywhere

>>942645997
>>942646247
Girls have cum breath.

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>>942644940
I dated a masochist chick once. She would cum from pussy whipping. She literally couldn't cum without being in pain.

>>942646448
Nope. That’s mine now. It made us the best of friends though. Zero regrets on either side.

in high school we'd peer pressure a friend's sister into having sex with us and blowing us. We'd give her weed or alcohol and just kept asking until she said yes or we'd just start groping her. Once we got her going she was definitely into it tho.

>be 20, in college
>Host NYE party
>Everyone gets fucking hammered
>Be last few people awake, almost sunrise on NYD
>Me and my closest female friend, kinda cute but chubby, she was super in love with me back then but I didn't want to date a fatty
>Also up with us is big titted nursing major girl we know from part time job
>She's kinda pretty, but FAT gargantuan tits on her
>We all end up laying in my bed as the sun comes up, smoking a joint. The girls are really drunk and the weed is really strong
>Im laying on my back and it gets quiet, I assume them fell asleep.
>Look over and they're laying facing each other kissing quietly
>Not sure what to do, start to get up slowly to let them hook up
>Big titted chick giggles, turns around and starts kissing me
>Turns into a drunken threesome, take close friends V card and blow inside her
>Big titted coworker eats my cum out of my friends pussy while inrail big tits from behind
>Just came and drunk so last forever, make her cum like 4 times, feel like a chad
>We all pass out

End up dating big-tits for a while after that, close female friend was understandably really hurt, lost her v card and then I started dating another girl immediately. I was shitty for that, close friend was a nice girl and didn't deserve that but honestly I'd do it again the same way, it was a good experience.

>>942649629
Hot if true

>>942650134
very true, although I partially regret losing a good friendship over it. It was fun in the moment but as an adult I cringe at hurting her like that (we literally took her first everything that night, first kiss, first fuck, first creampie, first lesbian experience, you name it.) and then I immediately fucked off and started dating he other girl. It must have hurt so fucking bad, I wish I could apologize or something but it's been 15 years (wow I'm getting old, fuck)

I feel for young cats today who are struggling with getting laid, because things used to be much simpler before social media and social justice movements came into the picture.

Many of the ideas people champion now are valid, but back then, things were easier and we didn’t really think about the consequences.

I used to manage a notable club in L.A. in 2007. I remember a bushy-tailed, beautifu woman with a pop/rock band and a fun style who was desperate for a chance to play at the club after recently moving to LA to chase her dream, but unfortunately, it’s a story that has no novelty in that city.

I told her that if she was willing to audition privately, I might be able to help her get a spot at the club. She was offended and left, but eventually returned once she realized that all she could book were small, no-name gigs.

I'll never forgive those grey eyes looking up at me for approval to stop as she worked wonders on my cock. Great body too.

used to be part of a orgy ring in minnessota, nothing out of the order just a good ol orgy ring, with housewives, blue and white collar workers, nuns, priests, a couple 21 year olds, it all went to shit one time a new guy decided he wanted to be super duper fucking open minded and let us fuck his wife like a gangbang, there were plenty of women there too but we all were fucking his wife while the women masturbate and moan and such, his wife had a few orgasms from her anus and pussy but she wanted to keep going, dude lost his shit and hit a big bear like dude in the head, he got beaten the shit outta him, knocked, he was expelled from the ring and his wife stayed that night to get fucked do cocaine and eat ribs, he went to the police, the police arrived, a few officers wives were there, a fight started, it all was like a fucking movie, it didnt make it to the news because it was a small frac of town but someone recorded with his phone what happened, kek i flee through a window, a few weeks later dude that fucked shit up got beaten every single day by other dudes until he left, his wife got pregnant by some fuck and she stayed, kid is like 9 years old now

My younger cousin would rub her pussy while laying in bed with me, did it pretty often. Then one night she climbed on top of me when she thought I was asleep and dry humped on me for a while until she was shaking.

>>942644940
When I was a kid I saw my first crush letting two older boys from our neighborhood experiment with her. It was the first sexual thing I saw in person and gave me a huge voyeruism kink.

>be married
>new job
>headquarters in another state
>post on pegging subreddit
>hot but neurotic girl reaches out
>once i get there, we meet up for drinks, then head back to the hotel room
>get pegged
>10/10

can provide play by play if there's interest

>>942645642
I had the same arrangement. I had 4 side pieces and did three in one day probably a couple dozen times.
The wife was always the last one I would fuck.
She eventually got wind, and that was the end of that, but not before she totally trashed my shit.

>>942646439
>travel to asia regularly
>my partner in asia knows me well
>makes sure I get a new girl every night
>go home to the wife who is horny because I've been gone for a week
>fuck the wife after increasing my body count x5 on that trip
Women are just great. I'm going to fuck as many of them as I can until I fucking die.

>>942652456
Did you fuck her too?

>>942644940
I cucked my friend with his emo crush and ended up dating her for 2 years

>>942644940
Business suits are the most cowardly thing a male could wear.

>26 yo me
>single, lonely and corny
>hit up Adult Friend Finder for some quick fucks because why not
>come across 40-something mom that's down bad
>go over and fuck her.
>an OK fuck
>her 15 yo daughter comes in to talk after we clean up and get dressed
>mom asks if I'd like to go on a date with her daughter
>come back the next day and we go out to dinner
>her daughter and I got upstairs and we watch a movie
>we end up fucking after
>busted one of the fastest nuts in my life.

>>942653987
*fattest, but yea i came pretty quick too. She was cute and fucking tight.

>>942653546
no, i ate her ass out while she fingered herself to cum, she fucked me, we cuddled, took a shower together, called it a night

>>942644940
I fucked my friend's gf when she was completly smashed. She still doesn't know who fucked her

>>942645308
Fuck, now I want some of your young cock.

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> 16
> femanon
> live in shitty trailer park with shitty living conditions
> mom is deadbeat living off welfare and the occasional custody check from my dad 3 states away.
> desperate for cash to escape thos dump
> friend mentions prostitution
> lost my V card at 13 and had sex for fun almost twice a week.
> creat profile on fetlife and post on criagslist
> get a few hits
> one guy asks if I do fetishes
> go back and forth and mentions ageplay and diapers
> lol nah
> offers $500
> lol Okay
> guy is mid 40's, single, kinda fat dad bod and live in an upper middle class neighborhood along the waterfront
> diapers me and has me roleplaying as his daughter
> does this weird sex education with me while playing with my pussy.
> fucks me with the diaper still on
> offers me another $500 for using said diaper
> wet it but felt grossed out

> few weeks later he hits me up again
> same price, same senario
> diapers, roleplaying and fucking
> he took me out to dinner and a movie once and had me wear Pull-Ups and changed me in his truck in public

Weirdest sex I ever had, but hey, dude paid.

>>942644940
College roommates bachelor party was a 2 week event in Thailand. His future father in law was paying for it all. Those who wanted to attend just needed to arrange their own airfare.

After arriving, getting over jet lag and partying in a major city for 3 days; we took a 5 hour private bus charter to some Australian ex pats private beach resort. Nothing overly fancy. There was a nice main house with a kitchen and a pool. We all had our own individual beach huts to sleep in for the next 5 days. In each hut was a young girl for us. Some of us more hesitant to partake than others, but it didn't take too long. One guy got a very young girl, he was a little irate. The girl I had convinced me to take in the other girl since supposedly she would get punished. They were both obviously trained a bit but man did the younger one really liked sucking dick. Really the most fun and most depraved shit I've ever had/done.

Came back a changed man. Got it all out of my system I guess.

>>942644940
I lost my virginity when I was 20 on my ex girlfriend's bed. She bled on her comforter. In her mom's house. Her mom knew. Almost immediately. She chewed me out.
I wish I could fuck her again. She was a hog and kinda gross but her pussy was so tight.

>>942644940
Slept with my step sister the night before and morning of my wedding.

>>942656352
>How much to have daddy's baby?

In high school I regularly blew a lot of the guys, like multiple times a day. Sometimes I'd spend an hour in the last stall of the locker room giving head. I'd get gang banged in there by the football team about once a week. I took 30-50 loads a week.

>be me 17yo good Christian boy on mission trip in Honduras with my church in 2010
>be world cup, Honduras is pretty much a massive party for group stage games.
>be pretty good at Spanish cause literally just finished 2 classes of it in HS
>working wit the local church got kinda flirty with one girl close to my age
>brown as a paper bag and thick, pretty cute solid 7/10
>local church was doing a watch party for the game that kicked off at like 11pm
>me and this girl walk off away from the party and made out
>she asks me if i want to chingar
>no idea what that meant but she just explained to me have fun
>she takes me to a classroom her mom works in at the school at the church
>we go made out some more in there
>we sit on a like bench in this classroom in the dark and have eachother hands in our pants so 3rd base and that was as far as I thought we'd go
>she stands up, drops her shorts and saddles me
>losing my virginity to a poor Honduran girl in the school room of a church
>bust almost immediately, pulled out for the most part
>we get dressed and go back to the party
>spent 2 more days but we never had the opportunity to sneak off again


Considering I stayed in touch with her via email and just stopped getting response i have no idea what happened to her.

>>942656596
Fucking Thailand, man.
Young dudes have no clue until they go there, then they'll never forget it.

when I was 17, your average incest erotica story was pretty much shaping up to be my reality and once I realized that, it was as terrifying as it was exciting.

Me and my married, lowkey bombshell of a mom, tiptoed around the idea of having sex, never explicitly stated anything but there was a lot of subtle signs. Butt massages were a safe staple, nice coverup story in case her guilty conscience asks her why she enjoys her son airing her balloon knot underneath the wedgie. A lot of subtle situations that would lead to us fooling around, like I would find her a bunch of times in vulnerable positions like laying on her bed when we were home alone, and her initiating cuddles in when the roles were reversed, etc.

I ended up making a definitive move 2 times and both ended badly for a reason you'd never guess. Both times my cock ended up spazzing before I even had a chance to take it out. 1st time it was when I lightly spooned her under her dress, 2nd time when I was basically about to do a bare oil check on her underneath her pants when we cuddled. She appeared unbothered during the act, as if she was waiting to see how far I will dare to go and just let the nature work it's course. But after that is when she seemingly slowly pulled the plug and left it in the past for the sake of out family's wellbeing. I never lost the permission to feel her up as if I was her spouse though, but the way she innocently takes it neutralizes any sexual tension you'd expect from such act.

/b/ump

last one

I've convinced a lot of girls to fuck with dogs. They all went on to enjoy on their own after the fact.

My ex's first time with a man (she's bi but identified as a lesbian for a lot of her early 20's) was with her apartment complex manager because she was behind on rent. He gave her a three month extension because she let him fuck her over his desk in his office

She has a couple other stories of fucking for (essentially) money but that's the hottest one for me since it was her gold-star being sold. By the time we dated she had been with a couple guys so it wasn't anything new but hearing her tell me that story was so fucking hot

>>942666892
Did she enjoy getting exploited so much that it turned her onto men? Is she a sub slut for cock?

>>942667182
To hear her tell it, yeah, it kinda awakened something in her. She was super, super submissive when we were together, seemed honestly more interested in my cock than the rest of my body. Sometimes I wonder if she was actually just a lesbian with a cock fetish lmao

>>942667234
I had a coworker like that. Out, proud, and loud lesbian but if she was partying after work and had a few beers she’d ask for a ride home and pay for it with oral. She really seemed to love sucking cock.

>>942667325
I think it's partially the novelty of it. Or maybe there's something innate about it, like maybe she'd have a humiliation fetish or just like servicing or whatever and this feeds into it. Tell me more about your coworker?

Girls sister left me her number while I was waiting tables. Gal was 17 I was something like 22, *extremely* out of my league. Texted her, she told me her age and that her birthday was in two weeks, I said "Text me in two weeks lol" - She did.

Fucked her wild in her parents house. Decided 'hell with it' and went for her ass unprompted. She went with it and seemed pained but put on a sexy face. Pulled out with a little shit on my dick which I stealthily wiped on her moms comforter. Went back to vag because ew, too young and dumb to realize that yeah if you play in the ass you'll find the gas.

Hooked up with her off and on for a coupla years, first girl I got to squirt not knowing she was pissing all over my cars backseat. Was weird serving her dad beers knowing HE knows I was regularly fucking his daughter.

She loathes the fact she ever had a thing for me, but I'm indifferent - If anything, all I feel is that Adam Driver picture of "You can never unsuck my dick!"

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I recently became sexually active for the first time of my life and I recently discovered that I really like spying on women. I happen to live in the same city as a minor celeb I like so every couple of days I go swing by her apartment in hopes of seeing her. I recently also tried to see if I could get access to the cameras in her building (I can't unfortunately) but it would be huge if I could. Would be huge-er if I could get cameras in her apartment desu.

>>942667325
Yeah, person you replied to here, my ex had a lot of stories like that, like she'd go to a bar and try to get free drinks with blowjobs in the bathroom or things like that. I think part of it was a humiliation thing for her like the other anon was talking about

>>942667426
In my experience its the butch dykes who want to be really manhandled but don't feel comfortable saying it. Had an old friend / acquaintance who was the spitting image of the shaved head pierced and tatted rough bitch who liked women. Zero idea why, but she was into me something fierce - I liked her friend who was bi. Got a thing going with her casually, and what do you know miss bad-bitch dyke starts approaching us with threesome offers and "I've always wanted to" type fantasies. No. No I fucking didn't because no. Felt good to be wanted by somebody like that who was so outwardly staunch on not liking people like me, but fuck my dick isn't gonna work on people like you even if you want it.

>>942667459
>Pulled out with a little shit on my dick which I stealthily wiped on her moms comforter. Went back to vag because ew

good job faggot, you narrowly avoided a potential involuntary manslaughter

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>>942667325
>>942667234
>>942666892
Had a work friend who was a lesbian. She came over to chill and have some beers one night. We cuddled in my bed to watch a movie and I felt her start to push her ass into me a few times. I pushed my hand under her jeans and panties and started rubbing her clit.

She was soaking wet. Literally dripping. I made her cum and then told her we could stop if she was uncomfortable. She said it wasn’t ‘uncomfortable,’ just different and she wanted to stop to process.

She ended up sucking my cock a few times after that. I would reciprocate by going down on her. Learned a lot about eating pussy from her. She would talk me through what to do until she got close.

It was a really cool friendship. Pic unrelated

>>942667600
...Huh? All I can imagine from this reply is "She would've killed you if she saw her shit on your dick" and like.. Idk man she was a tiny little thing that I coulda whipped through the window into the driveway if I felt like it. Maybe I'm just not grasping what you are throwing down.

>>942667622
Turns out lots of those girls aren't actually fully gay they just feel for whatever reason terribly unsafe around men in general. If you become safe but still sexy, game on.

>>942667672
no, putting your shitty dick back in her pussy could've caused like 73 different infections, all at the same time. You halfwit. I can see why she regrets you

>>942644940
huh, no wonder guys end up slipping into the wrong hole. they're like less than an inch apart.

>>942667821
Hah. Yeah, your right. I don't care because she broke up with me at 2am from a random party drunk saying "I don't see why I have to settle" despite me being the main breadwinner, the owner of a home, and the only stable thing she ever saw in her life. She regrets me because I'm a 5'7" manlet who works in tech and isn't sports related or of high status socially. I could give a fuck for her infections, I hope she got them.

>>942667426
I think she had commitment issues. Whole time I worked with her she was living with a girlfriend, but meanwhile she was chasing another (female) coworker around, and was giving drunk blowjobs to me and at least one other guy she worked with. (She likes tall dudes.)(She ended up marrying her gf but they split a few tears later. We weren’t working together by then but i figure she couldn't stop cheating.) Not sure what else you might want to know about her.

>>942668225
tbh I love cheating lesbians, especially ones that whore themselves out for cock. Girlfriend ever find out?

>>942668267
Her girlfriend definitely knew she was trying to get with our female coworker, i heard about a few arguments they had about it. I don’t know if she ever found out this girl was sucking our cocks but probably not; I don’t think they would have made it to marriage if she’d found that part out. She was always real careful to clean up after I’d drive her home so there was no evidence.

>>942668452
Oh fuck I totally glossed over the marriage part, holy shit. Wonder if she ever caught her, then. My guess is yeah, probably, but also lesbians tend to marry quick and divorce quick too, in my experience

>>942667821
Oh, because women go their entire life with their asshole just 1 cm away from their wide open pussies while they shit because of all the Metamucil they have to drink to "stay regular" so shit touching a pussy ever = a death sentence.
Prove you know nothing about women or their anatomy without telling us you know nothing about women or their anatomy.
Fag.

>>942644940
>new wife and I were moving to a bigger/better apt.
>scheduling bullshit left us all but homeless for about a week.
>buddies offered us their couch to crash on
>years later wife confessed she used her mouth and pussy to 'thank' the three of them

>>942669085
How did you take this news? How did you get it out of her?

>be me
>wife of 12 yrs cheats on me
>i find out, lots of emotion
>toss her out of the house since I bought it before I met her
>brooding for a month
>run into her sister at a barbecue festival
>sister is drunk
>says she always thought I was "too hot" for her sis
>find myself inviting her over
>we wind up fucking and she is kinky
>"fuck me like you fucked my sister, anon"
>dumping a load into her sister was top tier
>she even sucked out the last drops with no wipe (which everyone knows = bonus points)
>2 weeks later, her other sister is visiting from So. Cal.
>butch lesbian, but with amazing tits (like the ex), round ass
>texts me and asks if she can stop by and see the kids since it was my weekend
>pulls up in her rental car
>visits with my kids, and I offer her a drink
>she asks for Tequila, even tho she is driving
>many shots later, I put kids to bed
>she asks if she can stay over since drunk
>I say ok, but kinda weird
>she asks if she can use my outdoor jacuzzi
>sure
>she borrows a pair of my boxers
>I'm now mellow af since the kids are safely in bed and I can buzz all I want with just a little bit more tequila
>jump in the jacuzzi too
>out of nowhere, she makes a move after saying "my sister is stupid"
>game on in the jacuzzi
>"I thought you didn't like boys" I say
>"tonight I do" she says back
>fuck her like a dog in the jacuzzi
>don't even bother to pull out
>we go to bed
>fuck, I want more
>go to guest bedroom, she's surprised
>put my cock in her mouth, start to face fuck
>flip her over, finish inside her a 2nd time
The year I fucked all 3 sisters in one family.
P.S. ex found out and was pissed, but too fucking bad.

>>942666842
If she has a large intact male dog, what are the odds that they're fucking?

>>942669237
Was curious for years. Kept poking her. One night she finally admitted while I was inside her. Nutted so hard I saw stars.

>>942644940
Had an affair with my cousin's gf a few years ago. Can share stories of anyone's interested

>>942669617
Ever thought about her and those friends since?

>>942669617
Gonna try to get her to repeat the experience?

>>942656637
Story?

>>942669644
>>942669646
They hooked up several more times after the homeless experience. Eventually he got engaged and my girl called it off because she told me she felt weird taking his cock behind her back.

>>942669340
Keep things going with either of the sisters after that? Or just a one-time thing with both of them?

>>942669952
So she felt weird about it when he was cheating, but her fucking him behind your back was totally fine?

>>942670374
Bitches, man.

>>942670374
Sister loyalty? I wasn't shit compared to his cock but she didn't want to hurt a fellow woman?

Bump

Fucked my now wife while she was on the phone with her then fiance. I think he knew what was going on.

>>942644940
I used to get hookers for awhile online, but then I just started asking random homeless and druggie sorta chicks to suck it for cash, now that’s all I wanna do

>>942673190
anon, assuming this isn't a fake story, do you believe she won't do the same to you?

I fucked my friend's "18" year old daughter in hawaii when her parents were going through a divorce.

>>942647219
Which one is which?

1. Lost my virginity to my friend's hot 43yo mom
2. Best multi-orgasmic, squirt and creampie sex session of my life spent on a Saturday with a cheating wife in a motel room (I was also cheating on my wife)

>>942644940
Gf and her roomies were often each other's booty call whenever they couldn't find anyone to hook up with. As the only bf of the group, that would often involve me too

>>942669340
My... fucking... god...

This fucking family must have been just a family of sluts.

>>942644940
This happened when I was about 6~7 years old, it was before my brother was born but I had to have had memories so I'd say around 7 I was assaulted by my cousin while staying at my grandmothers house.
>be me
>be 7
>me and cousin are playing house
>grandma decides she is gonna sleep
>cousin is like ten so grandma puts her in charge for some reason
At this time she was watching both of us for the day (Also did not happen in the US)
>once my grandmother went to bed my cousin got more touchy and had told me something along the lines of we should also go to bed
we first get into a bed which Is adjacent to my own grandmothers but like separated by a night stand if that makes sense and laid down
>she started doing this thing where she would inch closer to me and turn around and blow kisses at me
>me being a kid I did the same thing back and eventually she got close and kissed me
>it was this really awkward attempt at a make out session but as a kid I remember liking it, like the feeling that we shouldn't be doing this
>she eventually tells me to go to another room and we do and this one has a lock
>she locks it and we go back to making out
>she would do this thing where she would dry hum me and at the time I remember I had jeans on and it hurt
>she tells me to take them off and I do and we keep doing that
>eventually she decides to go down on me and as I kid I remember going nuts and orgasming but I didn't but anything
>didn't get to do anything to her cause after she did that we began to kiss again and she started taking her shirt off before we heard out grandmother get up and start calling us
>we got dressed and acted normal
>since then I've seen her a couple of times, I remember once seeing her when I was about 13 or 14 but I was too shy and angsty to try anything even though I remember her trying to always hang out with me

>be me
>22
>I'm sort of off and on with this girl
>we'd fucked a few times, but nothing serious
>both drunk
>end up back at mine
>I suggest anal
>she's never done it but up for trying
>lube up a finger and start playing with her asshole while toying with her clit.
>she's enjoying it
>time to put my cock in
>get her laying prone and spread her legs
>get the tip into her
>she keeps tensing up her asshole
>tell her to relax her hole
>she does and I push the rest of the way in
>she keeps squeezing her asshole shut
>keep telling her to relax it
>she does
>I start fucking her harder
>suddenly feel warmth around my balls
>her ass squeezes shut again
>She freaks out
>I'm so close to cumming I just keep fucking
>she freaks out harder
>cum and pull out
>massive wet patch on the bed
>bitch pissed herself
>she starts crying
>eventually calm her down
>took months to convince her to do anything anal again
>didn't piss herself that time though

>>942677764
The last time I saw her was 2023 Christmas time

We went to this town festival which was being thrown and started dancing and got really into it (to the point she was grinding on my knee at points)
It was a little strange as I went with one of my friends who I was pretty certain was Tyron to get at her but she just shut him down and danced with me
He seemed weirded out at first but continued to get drunk so didn't notice after a bit
>the fucker followed us to my grandmothers where she told me to come in with her but since my aunt and her family were also staying with her visiting at the time she just hugged me goodbye

Had they not been there I truthfully felt like I would've fucked the shit out of her.

I'm in a long term relationship now and I heard through word of family she got pregnant, I realize now that what happened to me was technically assault, but is it weird that I in my mind constantly go back to it.

I can realize now as a kid it really fucked me up and made growing up hard as I would constantly over sexualize other girls and it made me learn about pronouns way too fast, like I was beating my meat in the 1st or second grade and I knew that wasn't normal.
I feel better now but yeah.

>>942646283
ai slop.

>>942667622
I have an online bisexual friend couple of years older than me. She's in a happy, long-term lesbian relationship right now so I wouldn't want to fuck that up for her and she lives across entire country so the travel logistics would be terrible. The thing is, she jokingly offered me pegging when we were joking around in a Discord group chat and at first I responded by basically saying hell no but now I kinda can't stop thinking about it. I don't want to be a home wrecker, nor do I want to travel 600 kilometres just to get pegged but she unwittingly (I think) planted seeds for some sort of awakening in me. Might consider finding someone in my area or hiring a prostitute to try it.

>>942646556
oh hon hon hon

>>942649629
>take close friends V card and blow inside her
>Big titted coworker eats my cum out of my friends pussy
You have never taken a girls virginity

>>942652104
My young nephew had this happen with his younger cousin, her father walked in and my nephew was accused of being a nonce. A few years later she went to a shrink due to acting out again and admitted he was asleep the whole time she did it. And she was being molested, medically verified but because she lied so much he was never charged.

We have a sit/stand desk becauss we work from home and last night my wife gave me a blowjob while handcuffed under it. I put the thought in her head describing my fantasy of her being handcuffed giving a blowjob under my work desk but there isn't a ton of room due to a drawer that impedes her head but with the desk up she could do it. Also, fuck Cloudflare.

>>942678174
You are Mr. Gay. Penis goes in vagina but you want to take in your butt.

>>942668836
> knows nothing about women or their anatomy

>>942644940
went to a party in high school when I was 16, game of truth or dare turned heated fast

got dared to flash my tits, checked for approval from my boyfriend and he gave the go ahead so I did it

not too long after that my boyfriend got dared to fuck me in front of the others (5 boys) and so we headed to the bedroom and they jerked off while they watched us fuck

>>942680698
You know the rules, larper

>>942644940
I was irrationally horny the night of my daughter's wedding. Something about the day, giving her away, and the whole concept of the "wedding night."

I ended up jerking off imagining what might be happening down the hall, part of me wishing I could see it.

I know it's fucked up.

>>942680732
I'm confused? I read the rules about an hour ago before I started posting, nothing I said has broken them?

>>942680778
The rules say tits and timestamp or gtfo.

>>942680789
Yeah no they don't

I wish this site had a block feature

>>942680813
So do we.

>>942680813
Fuck off, larping fag

>>942680833
>>942680846
nta but do you really think you're going to get nudes acting like total cunts? chances are they're just making shit up, but if they ARE real then the way you're acting is no way to get nudes lmao

>>942680769
This is what happens when men aren't allowed to have feelings. You could have processed the sense of pride like a job well done with the desire to pump out another one with a female companion but noooooooo, you thought "I should be there in the wedding chamber!" Disgusting.
>>942680778
All females are larpers until tits + timestamps. You don't even have to show your face.

>>942680868
You must be new here. Enjoy jerking off the larpers.

>>942680869
>Disgusting.
Thanks for your judgement, I can assure you it means nothing to me.

>>942680868
Surely thy maiden will reward thou with sex, O brave white knight. The rule is there because larpers can attract beta orbiters like yourself so easy and the thread derails. Post your sex story or gtfo.

>>942680893
You want to be a daughter fucker

>>942680911
I do not.

>>942680915
You admitted it was fucked up. You should have processed it as an instrusive thought and let it go.

>>942680869
Oh yeah I know, but whenever I ask for a timestamp/nudes I don't act like an aggressive retard because like a child that behaviour isn't going to be rewarded
>>942680876
nowhere near new, do you mean jerking off TO the larpers? because shitty text isn't going to do anything for me, in fact nothing does anything for me because I am asexual
>>942680900
Genuinely why do you think I'm asking what I am? I had a genuine curiosity and I'm not validating their story, you are so far off the mark next time you should just guess instead

>>942680939
Maybe I should, but I didn't. It doesn't mean I want to have sex with her.

>>942645952
yes and grandma told us all about it so we could stay away. she puked after he did it,

>>942680956
You don’t. Even if the thought amuses you. Don’t. Even if the situation arises where she asks you. Don’t.

>>942680984
As I said, I don't want to, you don't need to tell me not to.

>>942654038
And you didn't try to have a threesome? dumbassAHVAK

>>942644940
I lost my virginity to my older brother when I was 13

>>942681215
Did you fuck each other up the ass?

>>942680868
>nta but do you really think you're going to get nudes acting like total cunts?
Do I worry about getting nudes? Not one bit. The internet is stuffed to the gunnels with nudes.
Besides, "she" reads like a larp.

>>942681257
I’m a girl lol

Funny thing about anal is that he tried that too, but it hurt so it was a no go

Tried anal again recently with lots of lube, prep and numbing cream it was enjoyable. Not my fave though

>>942681321
>I’m a girl lol
Says every larper since 2006. Which is exactly why the rules were compiled

>>942681321
Tits + timestamp or gtfo

>>942681308
you know it's not a very good image if you act so poorly towards women that you doubt even a very believable story just because no women likes you people

>>942681376
>you know it's not a very good image if you act so poorly towards women
Do fuck off, child

>>942681408
I read this in a British accent

>>942681321
how old are you now?

>>942681430
Then you'd be quite correct

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>>942681504
You're going to need one of these

>>942681511
Did you say it in the accent, or were you like born with that condition?

>>942681504
I’m 23, my brother is actually the one who showed me this site lol

>>942681609

Perverts x2 !

>>942681609
so he's essentially groomed you for a while now. how's your sexual life like now? you have a bf?

>>942681698
If I think about it my entire family is kinda perverted, but some of us are better at keeping it secret

Fun little story that is probably only interesting to me: I also don’t know how to green text so here

Dad's driving down the street in the truck he bought off grandpa and some lady is calling his name waving her hand. And he only rolls down the window cause she’s dressed nice, thinking she’s on her way to church vibes, and he’s gonna meet one of his dad’s friends here.

Second the window is down she says she’ll suck his dick for 5 bucks. Window goes up

This was also a lesson that most of grandpas friends were hookers.

Rip grandpa you would have loved 4chan if you could read

>>942681750
I feel like I’m gonna disappoint you here but I’m still with him

Oops

Sex life is nice tho

Pretty sure I let my step daughter see my cock. Was taking a piss and she opened the door quickly but left the door cracked. I couldn't see her but from the angle you could see me in the mirror. So I turned and stood there longer and let her take a good long look. Finally she shut the door and we never talked about it.

>>942681847
You a grower or shower?

>>942681918
I'm a shower.

>>942681841
still with your brother or boyfriend? you're actively in a sexual relationship with your blood related brother?

>>942681991
Nice, she at least had a good view

Did you notice her act differently at all after?

>>942682016
Nothing much. Just passing glances more than usual. I always hoped she would return the favor or try it again but it never happened

>>942681847
>>942682106
dropped the ball. should've jiggled it to get those last few drops like 5 times longer than you usually do, just so the image of it flaccidly flopping around is burned into her mind and she'll keep wondering what it would look like hard

>>942682197
For sure. But knowing she has seen my cock is good enough for me at least.