Waifu Thread.Abandonad toda esperanza, los que aquí entráis.For those who keep traditions alive in spite of time and tribulations:>State and talk about your wife, that, is an order>Restrain from claiming already claimed wives>"Stealing" is an action as meaningless as your existence>Oversexualized content is severly discouraged>Being three dimensional only means being able to be garbage in three diferent ways>Puto el que lo lea>If trashtalk, do it with style and originality>Never give up on your dreams; keep sleeping>RP in any of its variants is strictly prohibited>The character attached to your posts is a completely diferent entity from your own>Restrain yourself from being a massive faggot>There arent any voices outside, youre just imagining things>A grand total of zero people care about your drama, cease it>If you are here, you are seeking to be in hell; there arent any seats, fuck you>With no wife backing you up your opinion is null and void>Nothing is eternal; neither life, neither suffering, keep trying>Gaze up at the darkness>Embrace oblivion>And enjoy your time hereThere is a melody playing in the distance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZowC8QXshQTodays inquirement: You have the power to redesign your waifu/husbando for a remake/reboot/reimagining of their media of origin, what changes do you make and why? Be it adding or removing.
Avatar thread laugh at and mock anyone claiming to have a waifu and the fact they're virgins
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>>942772329I love Relm. I don't so the waifu thing but I love her.
>>942772818>I love Relm>Shes not my waifu thoughWhat did he mean by this.
lol
>>942772818No you don't you love yourself and that's your avatar it's masturbatory if everyone told you to fuck off you'd stop caring about remembering details etc
>>942773021ok nigger eat my dense shit
Dust thou art, To dust returnestWas not spoken of the soul.
>>942774084What.
>>942772828i remember tge first time i posted tgis and jules said he didn't look like that anymore then he made that cringe video and he looks exactly the same but more arabic
>>942772329>Todays inquirement: You have the power to redesign your waifu/husbando for a remake/reboot/reimagining of their media of origin, what changes do you make and why? Be it adding or removing.If not a dominant 90s office business exec, then Suzuka as an onna-bugeisha in the feudal era, with Outlaw Star being reimagined taking place in that time period.Obviously her kabuto would feature a moon, and her armor would be in twilight colors.>>942772895Did it work this time?>>942774084I didn't understand the "gummy colas" reference. Could you explain? Also, how are you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M6cnv8MXfI
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>>942774387>office workerHonestly suzuka should file for a restraining order just to protect herself from being dragged through yet another midlife crisis rebrand from raped prostitute crisis turned into revenge to ##METOO
>>942774387Why office business suits, thats a very specific fetish to have.
>>942774387Sort of.
it wasn't the pirates this time it was the boys at the watercooler
>>942774136I have nothing more to say.>>942774387Do you know what gummy colas look like?
>>942774691I've just always been very, very attracted to such women. Like Madame President from Golden Boy, which we've discussed before.I like strong, independent, capable, fierce women.And the clothing & attire really does it for me.>>942774719Demand a refund?
>>942775143WHY.MAKE AN EDIT OF THAT WITH YOUR WAIFUS LIKENESS AND POST THAT INSTEAD.>>942775126I dont believe you.
>>942775126The ones shaped like glass cola bottles, right?
>>942775189Alright fair enough.
>>942775189You probably like getting pegged too
>>942775200I don't understand what you mean
>>942775301she thinks you have a waifu
>>942775301You posting all the time instead of your waifu gets on my nerves.Why do you post that image instead of your waifu all the time.
>>942775361what is a waifu?
>>942775361that doesn't explain the edit part
>>942775378The fuck you mean "what is a waifu". A character that you love above all others and that you would marry, what are you doing here not knowing such basic information.>>942775406If you make an edit of that with your waifus elements, you could still post that image while posting your waifu at the same time.
>>942775200I honestly don't. Not in reference to your inquiry.>>942775207Precisely. I mean, look at her. Gummy cola.
>>942775448is that like a rule
>>942775500You were responding to it?Not like it matters anyways, you could have just ignored it like most do and say whatever opener you wanted, like you always do.>>942775551What?
>>942775500I can see it somewhat.If a gummy cola were a floof.
>>942775571hello??
>>942775680I mean what rule are you talking about.
>>942775571I just couldn't bring myself to attempt to simplify and explain that saying.>>942775575It's just a color palette thing. le gummy cola gril. I loved those much when I was younger. Meant to be.
>>942775189No, waking up at 3-4am is all I was asking for.
>>942775796Ahhh, I see.Why not?
>>942775713posting edits
>>942775448i can't choose a favorite i don't care about fictional characters like that. i could pick my favorite avatar however but i wouldn't waste it on you faggots>>942775500i see turd colorsgo get a gf or something you said you mocked r9k so im here mocking you
Damn, I thought I was responding to someone worthwhile, sadge.>>942775907No, but posting your waifu is.
Working on it. I dont remember bragging about mocking r9k. I dont care. r u from r9k? explains a lot>>942775841It's as simple as I can make it. trying any harder would just ruin it. It's like explaining a joke
>>942776080Every anon is me>>942776152no im from endchan
>>942776152What does the phrase mean?
relm says >Damn, I thought I was responding to someone worthwhile, sadgethen talks to sono the most out of everyone
explains a lot>>942776295Relmfag, I...
>>942776375Yes, Im extremely stupid, please explain the joke.
shanepedo and seething over people who aren't even herename a better duo
trvke
>>942776080ok thank you
>>942776375Endchan is just Qanon, russians, and e-girls but i also lied although i was involved in it long time ago im just from 4chan/b/pol/fit/when i want quality ill go to arcanine tbh it's just another/b/ but resdit
>>942776422But I refuse.
>>942776759Why?>>942776648So you are not going to post her.
>>942772818that means you're a paedophile
>>942776565>seethinggo cut yourself
>942776565>trvke
>3 posts in a rownot seething by the way
once i pick the perfect soyjak to depict you as your life is fucking over...
>942777591>>>3 posts in a row>not seething by the way
>>942777652Post the Tomoko.
>>942776847I already said why!
>942777652>once i pick the perfect soyjak to depict you as your life is fucking over
>>942777777
>>942777710really
https://youtu.be/HXjk3P5LjxY?si=DJz7CRbqOsJB-yOU
>>942777728 (You)>>942777728 (You)>>942777728 (You)Thank you =)>>942777688But explain it is not the same as simplifying it.
>>942775796Oh I understand now; just the color. Indeed it was meant to be.I've never actually had cola gummies.>>942775811That's not bad then, I guess.Just finished watching another episode of Ken Matsudaira as the wandering shogun of justice.Suzuka would enjoy this show.
>942777917>That's not bad then, I guess.>Just finished watching another episode of Ken Matsudaira as the wandering shogun of justice.>Suzuka would enjoy this show
oh thank god now the thread won't have any posters like it and the entire board should istg i don't understand retards coming to 4chan to be friends with people who will backstab you any moment what makes it bad is 9/10 it's some femboy
Cry harder bitch
what is diddy ahh blud talmbout :joy: :joy:
>>942773054s-sorry s-sir
https://youtu.be/whdzP0GHuc4?si=-HfwyRN1S925DYj4
>>942778878Nigger you're literally a tranny
>>942779304Neat song.
>>942778925Tf is this shit?
