i am literally god and nobody believes me when i tell them this

i am a metaphysical solipsist i believe nothing exists outside of me and the nothingness that exists outside of me is me because i am nothing.

I'm the one who's been posting Gypsy

I can't defeat Tatiana in No Straight Roads.

>>945542830
I respect Howard Stern's penis

when i was in college i had a girl pity fuck me. i then proceeded to tell her i never wanted to talk to her again and fucked the shit out of a fat girl i met on 4chan.

>>945543190
You're a gentleman and a scumbag

I've had sex with most of the voice actresses in Sonic at fan conventions. I got two of them to use their character's voice while fucking.

https://www.instagram.com/ran.outofluck/
Ex fuck buddy. Had this situationship still have her nudes and hidden sex tapes lol. Got the chance to stalk her for a bit without her knowing. Blames it all on her ex lmao pretty funny how gullible she is. Must have a serious vendetta against him. Pretty easy to get nudes out of and hook up.in the LA area. loves sucking def not a spitter. Would always come over just for bootycalls. Never once saw that I snooped on through her phone when she would get drunk or high. At one point tried calling the cops on me when she found out I secretly recorded when we would have sex and that I had all her nudes on discord. but my lawyers got me out of it since nothing would stick lol. To this day once in a while I would send her a message and would immediately blame her ex so I would always get away with it. Never once has she found out. Pretty sure the guy did nothing wrong but gets blamed for it all. Everytime someone mentions that I did it she wouldn’t believe them. The guy gets blamed for it all.

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>>945542830
more

I'm currently dating a girl that I raped when we were teens. (I was 15 and she was 13) And she still doesn't know it was me who did it back then.

Felt like shit this weekend so I binge watched the newest dance moms series to see all the cute lolis. I would marry Ashlan in a heartbeat.

>>945545439
requesting the rape story

I wear silk gloves

>>945543167
Meds.

>>945544011
Aye share them we love sluts lol

I catfished my gf's dad. By larping as a chick same age as her.
I dunno why I did it. It went on for 3 years. That guy shared his whole life to me, every secret, his sex life, his fantasies. All bc he thought he was sexting with a cute chick.
I sent him face pics from some e thot. But the good stuff was of my gf. I got a kick out of that. He had no idea who he was jerking it to. He shared with me things he wanted to do with her, which was wild. I don't think he really wanted to, was probably just worked up and over excited by the whole thing.

It's seriously messed up and that's what made me end it. He's a decent guy irl, and I hated thinking if it ever got out, how fcked up it would look.

I run multiple social media pages across various platforms where I LARP as a leftist and encourage leftards to do stupid, borderline shit with the hopes of them going out and getting face planted into the concrete or worse

Thams it yo

>>945549324
Ok Ivan.

>>945549421
Lol no broski. TDS is just all consuming and makes them disgustingly easy to manipulate

>>945542830

Spent 5 years in a forensic treatment center, then simply moved away.

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>>945542830
I tell my wife to get on 4chan with me so I can get a random there to video call my wife on snap chat and strip naked.

It's the only way I get off now. At first she said she wouldn't do it again but I accidentally deleted the first video and I promised her I'll do anything if she did it a second time, then I asked her to do it a third time and I told the other dude he could record and talk to her but on the 3rd time I was coaching her while lay down next to her and told her to use the vibratory to pleasure herself to his big dick

When I was 12 my older cousin wore a bikini on our family vacation. She had a decently large rack and I couldn't stop staring. Ever since then I havent gone a week without jerking off to her.

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>>945543572

Been seeing small artists. Down bad for me let’s call her sen. have her wrapped around my finger. Currently distancing myself so she can beg me to fuck her again. secretly saved all her nudes. friends have seen it pretty chubby not freaky. 30+ and was a virgin lmao. Been to small events at artist alley some people may have seen her. Easily manipulated. Just a fwb thing but loves my big dick lol

I have this attraction towards my mum, I record her nude, I fantasise about her and I really just wanna fuck her

my gf gave me hsv2.... I haven't had an outbreak in over a year. Our relationship is on the brink of ending for other reasons, but I have no idea how to explain this to other women in the future if we do end up ending our 4 year relationship.

>>945543167
how high are you

>>945550516
Thanks!

I work at a psych hospital as a patient care tech, I sneak the females in food and other things they want in exchange for head.

When i was 16 I went on beach trip with my cousins, on the way home his mom, my aunt, fell asleep in the back of the van with me. I felt reached under her bikini and played with nipples and then her pussy, at the time I thought she slept thru everything, but looking back i wonder if she was only pretending to be asleep

I'm a paramedic and I regularly fuck my EMT in back of the truck, we're both married to other people

>>945552203
least unbelievable story in thread, hospitals are nothing but whores in a cathouse.

>>945542830
Im straight. When we were all young, me and my younger brother friends messed around. They walked atound in boxers and they were thin with abs. They would sit and I could see their small cocks through he leg hole. I have more details, but not positng that

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>>945551982

My cousin and I were in a relationship between the ages of 15 to 18. We lost our virginities and everything else to each other. She moved to the other side of the country for college and asked me not to come with her. It’s the first and only real heartbreak of my life, and to this day I can’t even talk about it with anyone

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>>945542830
I could've worked overtime today, but I chose not to.

>>945542830
Over 15 years ago my buddy asked me to house sit for a week. He was a fat guy, his wife was a uggo chubby hippy mom of 2. As soon as they left I searched their PC. I found tons of her nude pics. I went home and got a flash drive and went back and saved all I could. I also find her toys in her closet in a black spray painted shoe box. Years later they divorced. One day I see she changed the name on her Tok. I googled it for some reason and found her reddit ads to her OF. I subbed and saved everything. $7.99 a month to see her stretching her holes with big toys. I messaged her and got private vids from her. I also got her to shoe her dildo collection. She has no clue I was the one talking to her. For years I've been exposing her online under her full name and state. She even reported my erome for her nudes. I've had her recognized by at least 3 guys. For some reason I've been obsessed with exposing her. I stroke to her weekly for years. I love showing her off fucking inflatable knot toys and eggplants. She's currently owns her own dog training business.

>>945552552
Damn thats hot as fuck. Got a sesh? would live to see this slut.
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>>945552552
Oh christ it's you.
Such a sad pathetic obsessed man.

>>945552552
>>945552815
>>945552939
pics!

I jerk off to the mental image of my friend getting knotted by her dog almost nightly, it's starting to be the only thing that gets me off

>>945553149
Do you have reasons to believe it's happening IRL?

>>945553235
absolutely zero but the dog has been known to hump things so who knows

>>945552552
>For some reason I've been obsessed with exposing her
It's called "mental illness"

>>945542830
I can't stop jerking off to my girlfriends little sister

>>945553400
you should tell her, might be into it

There are people on 4chan who are paid to brainwash people into fucking dogs.

>>945553400
How little?

>>945544011
You're such a fucking weirdo and loser

>>945553427
No she wouldn't, we get on great but it's strictly platonic
>>945553622
She's 18 now but my girlfriend and I have been together for about 4 years.

>>945553781
>my girlfriend and I have been together for about 4 years.
In all that time she's never asked you what you think of her sister?

I fuck women 45+ pretty exclusively. I'm in my 20s now. Oldest I've gone is 58, zero regrets. Friends would judge hard, but it's seriously great. I imagine I'll get over it some day and go find a girl my age, but it's too easy and the sex is usually very good.If you live in a major city, it's easy enough, too.

Been gooning on my wife's sister for years. She finally spent a few days in our house for a vacation. Took a chance with a small hidden cam I bought online and took nude vids of her in the shower. It's been two years since then, and I still have her vids in my phone. I dunno what I'm gonna do if they ever find out.

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>>945554144
So hot. Private share pics? Inhave pics of my gf.

>>945553781
no tell your GF she might hype you up to her