The evening was not what I expected. It was 5pm and I had been cordially invited into the home of the 4chan/b/'s most notorious poster. After several years of research and outreach I had been granted a dream interview with an anonymous legend. I didn't know what to expect and with good reason. 4chan/b/s fecal freak has a reputation that is less than savory and thick with references to copraphila and copraphagia. The love of feces and the eating of feces. Needless to say turning into his long driveway was both exciting and unnerving. This was put to ease when the surprisingly cozy upper middle income home came into view. What remaining reservations I had were put instantly to restby the welcoming and wholesome couple that greeted me at the door. The Logfag, who will remain anonymous, graciously offered to take my coat. His wife, a polite and unexpectedly pretty, iron scultor, still wearing her carhart overalls, ushered me into a spacious living room over looking a local river and city skyline. I politely declined all offers of food but I did except tea and mulled wine. A mouth watering aroma of a pot roast wafted through out the tastefully albeit rustically decorated home. After a brief exchange of pleasantries we began the interview. So why do you do it? I asked. "Straight to it then," he said, "Well I am what they call an old fag. I've been around. I was once cheered as the 'Poop Bandit.' back in the day when the site had a sense of humor.""The poop bandit?" I asked"Yeah that was my original thread line. I posted the true exploits, well, mostly true exploits of some high school pranks involving fecal hijinxs that me and a hand full of friends pulled off. We had a lot of fun and the stories would always get laughs in college..."Cont with interest...
He's so lonely he's talking to himself again
>>945895131Proof?
>>945895404You do it all day.
>>945895067Go on.
>>945895490That's just another accusation. You actually need MORE proof now. You're really bad at this, E. Take meds.
>>945895760>proof?>proof?>proof?You are one pathetic mentally ill faggot
>>945895867Proof?
>>945895067
HEE HAW
>>945895067Cont..."So I started posting some of them in green text threads. It was a lot of fun and a lot of laughs. Did you read any of them?"I had to admit that I hadn't at the time, I was more familiar with the Andy Six Meme and wasn't aware of the Poop Bandit. I asked him why the use of Andy Biersack? "Heh, well that actually wasn't entirely me. As I said, I was the Poop Bandit and that I had some friends in highschool that were also infinitely entertained by fecal pranks. I'll let you guess who one of my friends might have been. What I will say is that having been backed by my friends during the Poop Bandit days I more than gladly supported them during the... 'Andy' phase."I had to ask... "Phase?""I don't know, what else would you call it? For me, it wasn't about being one of the popular kids, I already had that. It was more about the school Janitor. The guy was a real asshole. I was in it for what I call fecal vigilentism. We all know the guy at a house party that takes an uperdecker on the way out. That guy was me. The thought of someone sniffing around their house trying to find where the funk was coming from only to find a turd in his water tank and then have to clean that shit up, I don't know, it just tickles me. I don't think there can be anything funnier. Especially if that person is an asshole. That's where the Poop Bandit came from. Andy is a similar character, only the house party is /b/. "You have a beef with the Jannies?" I had to ask."No." He replied with a smile. "I have a problem with the decline of humor and fun loving nature of /b/. It started after Gamer Gait or maybe it was that shit documentary that came out around then about "Anonymous." It brought in a culture worse than the newfags. It was worse than the summerfags....Cont with interest...
>>945896418Proof?
>>945896603So no proof...
no proof as always. just a wild delusion from E.
>>945900423SAD!
>>945896418"So I guess I am posting for my general disgust with these new comers that are flooding /b/ with this new culture of garbage. I mean /b/ used to be a hub for the generation of most of the memes we love. It isn't anymore. The culture has declined. It's hard to find a good green text thread. Most are just copy pasta nostalgia bait threads."He paused to adjust his glasses. Mrs. Fag returned to ask if I would be staying for supper and to place a glass of mulled wine on an ornate glass coaster on a very one-of-a-kind table. I had to enquire. Mrs. Fag bashfully accepted my praise of the stylish table. She sculpted the base herself but the glass inset and the coaster surprisingly were don by the Logfag himself. "I'm a hobbyist." The Logfag modestly states. The real talent is 'Mrs. Fag.' I've been blowing glass for about ten years now. I started off making bongs and pipes. Now I do costom pieces for a hand full of buyers and friends. Mostly I do finishing work for my wife. Anyway, not sure if that's what you and your readers are looking for.""Any information on the most mysterious poster is welcome." I say, sampling the wine which was expectedly wonderful, spicey, clove and orange flood my palette. "So, is it true... that you are 'Just One Guy?' There was a glint in his eye, followed by a mischeivious grin.Cont with interest...
>>945901242keep your AI slop humor to yourself
>>945901299Proof?
>>945901299Proo?
Logarithmic shitquations
>>945902278So NO proof...
>>945901242Cont..."Well," he began, "I've already hinted that there are at least two of us. I am hearing about some Discord group but I dont know much about that. Aside from /b/ I don't really do social media. It's kind of hard to tell how many logfags there are now that 4chan removed the anon counter in any given thread. It's pretty clear why they did that. Hide how badly you are bleeding anons. Back in the day my threads would hit page 10 in a few seconds. Now though, I make a post and wake up the next day and it's still there with only 20-80 replies. To me that suggests that /b/ is dying. There simply isnt that much engagement anymore. Anyway, I am guessing there are anywhere from 5 to 15 of us. And we are posting anywhere from 2 to 3 threads a piece. If you go higher than that you enter ban territory. The goal is to have a laugh and post the most outrageously immature and gross trash imaginable knowing that some of these tourists are reading our innanities. Most of all people are just forced to see images of feces. It's gross. Good. That's the point. You came here to beat off with the NSA watching your stroke through your phone or computer camera, but now you are going soft seeing a corn riddled turd. See now youre even laughing."I had to admit, the Logfag did inspire a gaffaw from me but then it dawned on me and I had to ask. "So how do we know you are the OG original Logfag?"Cont with interest....
>>945902795He's not. I am.
>>945902945
>>945902945Prove it
>>945895067>>945905232
