If you’re looking for a next level Pokémon experience that feels both nostalgic and completely fresh, Mewgenics is shaping up to be something special. From the twisted minds behind The Binding of Isaac and Super Meat Boy, it blends deep, strategic, turn-based combat with chaotic roguelike runs and absurd cat-breeding mechanics that create wildly unique characters every time you play. It’s dark, weird, brutally challenging, and endlessly replayable; basically Pokémon if it was unhinged and designed to test your brain instead of just your nostalgia.
>>946004281Go back to plebbit sal. No one here likes you.
>>946004281I'm only interested in watching the markiplier cat get plowed by the ricky berwick cat
>>946004418pardon?
>>946004954You heard me
>>946004418is it black
>>946005045I want Ricky Berwick to eat me
>>946004281I'm so tired of troonslop games
>>946006966Uhh...How so...?
>>946007024How is it troonslop
>>946007380With his mouth?
>>946009264I mean, I suppose...
nuri just sent me thiswtf did she mean by this?
>>946009453proof?
so no proof…
an inexplicable bond
>>946010962settle down ok
>>946011471It's alright, he's gay
>>946004281The fuckers who made it are alt right retards though.
>>946011906And that's a problem why?
>>946011906Josh is alt right
>>946012024Best to pirate it so they don't donate any more of their money to causes that support pedophiles.
>>946012039Who the fuck is Josh?
>>946012069Me
>>946012048Like actblue and the clintons?
>>946012127Don't worry about it, kid. The adults will save the country.
>>946012161To the lament of democrats
>>946012232Don't talk to strangers, okay?
>>946012406Stop hanging around elementary schools, okay
bigger
>>946012039Unironically this
longer
There he goes again…
Can you make the Chris Chan cat fuck its mother?
>>946012734Yes
your god
Josh is having intercourse with Shane. Hardcore monkey sex
Damn. Never thought I'd see a shill thread for this game in /b/
nuri loves fucking niggers
UK Steveo is having intercourse with Josh, yelling out orgasm sounds
>>946014922It’s peak
josh
>ameritards can't even talk about a cat video game without shitting themselves over politics
>>946017361Yep>>946017449My bad
why did michael jordan grab this kids butt at the daytona 500?
>>946017361Yeah
anacona in my pants
>>946020735Because he’s an elite. They eat and diddle babies
>>946014213faggots
>>946024952remember when he did the underwear commercial with a hitler moustache though. that was pretty cool
>>946004281If you want to shill something, you should not use Pokémon as a reference. It is a trash series that ripped off another mid series like dragon quest, and never introduced any interesting idea in 30 years of increasingly shittier iterations.
Nuri
fucks
niggers
>>946025533hi babe
>>946025632I can't wait for the blackening of japan. Big cocka samurai
>>946025666they just banned all niggers from the island though it's not happening
>takes out his long bbc and cuts you in halves with it
>>946025630Is that King Solomon Jedidah, the wisest man who ever lived?
imagine lil 5'4 japanese running around with bbcs in their pants
>>946017449They are so mind fucked by israeli brainwashing that politics and nigger cock is all they can talk about, kek
>>946025750i like to imagine slowly cutting open a jews throat while he gurgles and blood gushes out by the quart
>>946025709yes I am
>>946025846First of all, that’s only the Jews you’re talking about. They’re not us
Don’t fall for it, Josh
>>946028063For what?
>>946028430You know for what
>>946028466For Asians?
>>946028578What?
>>946029329What...?
>>946029627Do you like Asians, Josh?
I got a new penis attachment that atomizes your piss as you urinate and disperses it in the surrounding air
>>946030819Sure
why is nuri like this?
hammer in my pants
i hope shane finds a wife and gets her pregnant and has a beautiful child and then the baby dies from leukemia and his wife gets hit by a car and goes braindead. and then when he puts the shotgun in his mouth it won't fire
>>946032359Damn Josh, that’s harsh
It’s funny because we don’t even need to edit the pics, his family is genuinely that Jewish
>>946033293I'm not that spiteful. I'd settle with just death threats over grandiose fantasies>>946033337Almost a legendary 4chan moment...
I got Mewgenics, it's turn based and kind of like a board game, the art style is hideous, the music is jarring and discordant and the gameplay is slow and tedious. Disgusting looking cats are fighting in a filthy alley. Does it get fun later?
how many abortions has nuri had
>>946036993Zero
>>946037365proof?
>>946037414Because I’m poor