Last one couldn't be bumped anymore
that pic is older than most of the faggots on this board.
i peed in the gym once
>>946034145>oncethose are rookie numbers anon you gotta pump those numbers up
>>946034047I have an alien implant disguised as bellybutton lint
When I lived with my best friend in my early 20s, I experimented with his cock and used to practice going down on him. It all started when we were drunk and high. We smoked daily but we didn't drink often and we were chatting shit at 3am on the sofa. We spoke for hours about loads of topics but he asked and I told him that I'd fantasized about trying to suck cock after seeing uncut oral creampie webms but pussied out and uninstalled grindr. He had sent a dick pic in our group chat like a year before and asked me honestly what i thought. He had a nice cock. It was uncut, which I liked, a good size, maybe 8 inches, and I don't know... pretty looking. I'd seen the pic, it was nice, and I told him that. He pulled it out, it was dark but I was close and just to his side on the sofa and watched. He was hard and stroked himself slowly and I reached over and touched it. He moved his hand away and let me grip his shaft and I gof comfy on my side and felt him. I felt his shape and then his shaft, up to his head, rolled his foreskin back and forth over his head a few times, got my bearings and my grip right, and then started beating away and didn't stop until he had cum all over my hand and his stomach, and I milked every last drop out of his tip and made sure his orgasm was well over and he was going soft, before I pulled my hand back. I licked my hand clean in the bathroom and then we kept drinking and smoking. We hadn't talked about it and, after licking his cum from my hand, I really, really wanted to try blowing him. So, when we were back on the sofa, I reached over and pulled his cock out. He got hard in my hands and then rock hard, and I surprised him by kneeling between his legs and pulling the blanket over his lap. I didn't need to see and felt everything with my mouth, trying to push his head over the back of my tongue to fill the back of my throat but always returned to his head and nursed it when he was cumming.
I was molested by my dad from ages 11-15, raped by my great aunt's boyfriend at 17, had my first consensual sexual experience at 17 with a 28 year old guy in the back of his car. a lot of this has led me to having very fucked up kinks and I have little to no real empathy for humans and I only really have it for animals and I feel more connected to them. AMA
>>946035385>thinking im going to read all this bullshit.AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HAAA HAAAAA HA
>>946035413are you a biomechanical female?
>>946035468yes
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
>>946035413What style of clothes do you like? colous, accessories, designs, etc, etc
>>946035561would you be so kind as to show tits and or ass. otherwise possibly get the fuck out? k thanks
>>946035736just shirts and pants
>>946034047I masturbated once in the office bathroom after getting aroused by a nigger field worker who came to collect his paycheck. He was really tall and had man musk that made me wild
>>946035916What about colours and patterns?
>>946035841me
>>946035995mostly black clothes
>>946035413What type of kinks?
>>946036042mmmyes help anon build a visual profile of your goofy ass. tits or gtfo
>>946034047One day im gonna get my ex back
>>946036123choking, blood, piss, getting chased
>>946036182so like, you mean in a relationship or.. back as in revenge?
>>946036199Damn. Been able to hold a stable relationship or just short ones?
>>946036302just short ones
>>946036042>just shirts and pants>mostly black clothesAre you deathly pale with black dyed hair and black painted nails?Would you like to explore different styles? You like horror does the idea of some bride of dracula style flowing ballgown with deep burgandy shades not appeal to you?
>>946036021That's a great metaphor anon. You do only consider yourself nothing more than a living fleshlight/blow up doll at this point. Do you at least get paid for your whortivities?
>>946036329I am pale but not deathly pale, my hair is dyed black but no nail polish. it does but I don't think it'd look good on me
Nothing incest related.When I was 16-24 I trained to be special forces, I sed to dig that shit. Rode lotta books, played ASG, did patrolling and hunting shit. However when I went to college one buddy of mine introduced me to smoking weed and it went from there. Few months later he told me, he used to grow pot in high school and introduced me to the concept of guerrila growing. Within months I bought seedsand did my first guerilla grow. It was pathetic, two tiny dwarf plants. So I dug further, I found a website meant for growers studied it all up and down, learn strains, genetic famillies, hybrids, crosses, selective breeding, best growing spots etc. Next year I went to a bush nearby my house, I lived with my parents at the outskirts litteraly by the last road and the opposite side of the road is where swamps, bush and moor started. About 4km wide and 3km deep, preety damp at some places, low vegetation, lots of boars, deers and mooses all of which would either live there or had their paths there to avoid the town. Decided it's perfect place, I went inside late winted, picked a spot that would guarantee 8hrs of morning to early evening sunlight, trimmed some bush to help it, made a walled off plot with branches I cut and left a jar with 100bucks inside. If I came there to plant and saw no jar I would know the plantation has been compromised. I have also tested the soil for the pH, Cannabis requires 6.5 ph while peat is nutrious is also acidic, so I disposed 1.5kg of powdered dolomite to tune the PH.Months passed went there planted a few seedlings from seeds I bought from the forum breeder, the dude specialised in strains meant for this exact climate. Each time I wouls utilise my spec op skills, I would approach the spot from different angles to never leave a path, I would set decoys, I would stop each 5 minutes of march and listen if somebody follows me. Over the clurse of growing I have transported there, on my back a 60 litres barrel, foil, dripping lines
>>946036499so you're a big tiddy goth gf?
Sometimes at work I get to cum in my indian coworker’s drinks. She leaves her mug on her desk and goes to the restroom or other side of the building for 10+ minutes. When I see her walk out from our office area I’ll jerk off into her coffee.
>>946036499How big are your breasts? are you skinny or fat?I feel like you might get something out of experimenting with more fashion styles.The black on black uniform seems too austere.
>>946036585she looks like she deserves it.
>>946036517Monts passed and I loved building that fucking plantation. I had no money so everything I brought there I scavanged here and there. By the end of the seasson it was a self sustaining plantation.I gathered around 10kgs in dry, packed, well ripped buds. Took me another 2 years to smoke that shit down. Funnily I found another 2 spots on the approach to mine but nobody had the guts to enter further into this hardcore bush in the middle where boars were roaring.At the end asked my buddy to help me harvest, asked him to bring cammies so we coukd hide if needed. Fucking retard came dressed in jeans and a fucking coat. Anyway, went there harvested as muvh as we could that day, ended up packing two 50l backpacks and 2x 80liter tharsh bags of branches and leaves to make the hashish. As we were on our way back it was getting dark, small rain, october weather. We crossed the road now walking at the edge of the plot, treeline. We had the road on our left perhaps 50m away, as we walk Ican hear a car breaking, the asphalt was wet it engaged ABS, so I look left and I see cops. They saw us walking, two massive backpacks and two massive garbabe bags in our hands, walking the field in the rain. My dude glances over to me>What do we do now?>Just ignore and keep walkingSo we walked. After like 1 minute the cops just gained some speed and left.If they did decide to chase us, we both would face up to 10 years. I still wonder to this day, if they knew or considered it but laughted ot off and drove off
>>946036616I'm a 50 DD, I'm curvy but on the bigger side, I'm trying to lose the weight. eh, I like the clothes I have now
>>946036811fatass with fat tits, got it. Thanks anon have a nice day.
>>946036809Not gonna lie: I loved every moment doing that. The adrenaline, bushcrafting, essentialy being a guerilla pothead narco, way more than the product itself.
>>946036811I get that you like them as they are now. I'm just surprised you don't have interest in exploring more varied colors and styles.Do you own any skirts?
>>946037072>same fagging this hardLol, anon. My sides are approaching lightspeed.Please keep going.
When we were younger my little cousin dry humped one of my friends when we were hanging out at my place during summer break. Probably should have stopped her but was pretty hot to watch.
>>946037111Why would I need to samefag I don't understand?
>>946037072I don't
I'm the one who's been posting Gypsy
>>946037072>>946037198>>946037201Same faggot.
>>946037281
>>946037344>not using protonthe fuck is wrong with you?
>>946037344you should set it to Tomorrow. Way less bright.
>>946034047Once I ate my roommates doordash, he thought it didn't arrive, lolWasn't even good food
>>946037424how do
>>946037201What about a sundress with a big floppy hat?
>>946037482option at the bottom of the page says>Style: dropdown box
Shared a set of my friends little sister on here around 13 years ago. The set reached her school and she had to drop out.
>>946037190Story?
>>946037700tyy
My husband is into public sex and is making noises about getting other guys involved, which I'm not entirely sure about
>>946035413How open are you to taking down the guberment
>>946036625
>>946037706Sierra?
>>946037831your husband sounds like a cuck
>>946038202Nah, Kehli
catfished my brother then essentially blackmailed him for months into sending me more and more depraved photos and videos
I once watched my sister get fucked at a party
>>946038809You didn't join in?
>>946038850OP was probably beating off in the corner
>>946038850She didn't know I was watching
>>946037243My man!
A buddy and I once traded girlfriends. They didn't know it tho. We made a plan to get them super drunk. Once we got home we both swapped places and used the others gf. No protection because they're both on birth control
i'm about to try on all of my stepsister's tiny thongs as i light a joint and masturbate with her bullet vibrator strapped to my cock
>>946039109
I’m gay
>>946037706>>946038724
>>946039532I spam another girl here to. Why do you do it?
I've stolen tons of panties from friends, roommates, and wife's friends from HS to now and nothing gets me harder then wearing them in front of them without them knowing. I've also cum in food/ drinks and served it to a few of them.
>>946034047I honestly think that we successful Chad White criminals are probably the last introspective people in the world left. Introspection is rare in people to start with. But I think about how I think, the patterns and whatnot all the time. Most people do not have that luxury. That..... luxury to totally disconnect from the emotional and look at ones own self in 3rd person and try to analyze it all as if he were a stranger. Sure there is no panacea but it does provide many very subtle and interesting insights. Right now he is in that period of remission where he is going thru the auto-act routine again, of swearing to himself he won't ever pull this kind of stuff ever again and not subject himself to that kind of danger, jeopardy, risk and so on... that way he can do it again (but only if it never happens again!), funny how some men can, "jail break" their own minds and thinking processes in this way.
>>946040572Based. Best food or drink story?
>>946035701Shit I think I saw her in my shop the other day. She was asking about cleaning products and... staircases of all things.
I only hire cute teens at my shop. Only ever fucked one but I try every day. Wife has no idea.
>>946040783Probably in hs, parent's anniversary so house to myself for 5 days. Had some friends over to hang and smoke/drink. Summer break so nobody had school/curfew. Day 3 and several friends had to go to work, but 2 of my female friends came over early to get a jump Start on drinking and the pool. They're going wayy hard because they haven't been over and aren't recovering from a hangover lol. I notice they're pretty drunk and offer to make them their next drinks. Get the urge to stir them with my cock and do it. Watch them drink it unknowingly and get the hardest I've ever been. Time passes and everyone is hungry so I offer to go get sonic. Live on a back road with no traffic so on the way back while thinking about the drinks I pulled off for a quick JO to clear my system before getting back. Suddenly the thought hits and I grab their burgers and bust the biggest nut of my life. I panic and try to spread it as much as I can to hide it. Get back and watch them *devour* the burgers. Cant prove it, but could swear I noticed a drip of cum on one's chin as she ate and came a little in my pants
>>946041141Fuck thats hot. Id mostly just my cock on coworkers food they had in the fridge, cum in ice cream they had in there, but i think putting cum in my hot mexican coworkers drinks was my favorite for a while. Then id either watch them drink it or watch through cameras and jack off.
>>946040423oh i remember this... good stuff
>>946036517
>>946036517Derp
I've a case of 'oneitis' for a girl I've not seen in shy of 6 years.
>>946040204thats not a fucking secret, retard faggot.
Bump
I have no idea how to pick up women and I have not learned a single thing in my years of failing. I am terrified of living the rest of my life alone
>>946040425Why do you do it?
When I was in college, there was a program where you could work on campus to knock money off of your tuition. One of my jobs was to get the cafeteria ready for breakfast. It included making this gigantic pot of oatmeal. Sometimes, I'd jack off and cum in the oatmeal. Later at night, I'd jack off thinking about watching all of those snobbish but beautiful college girls gobbling down my seed.
>>946038808My wife’s younger sis was hot and I always invited her over. And her room was detached to our bedroom. When I’m fucking her sis, I make sure he hears it, cause she definitely was since her room was close. I was fantasizing about her. Then one early morning, she saw me coming and she intentionally opened her door, laying on her stomach, while only wearing a bikini. Her ass and legs made me hard. I still want to bang her even though she’s married now.
>>946043066Because he's mentally ill. Both of you are.
Hi
I always had a thing for my sis one time when she came home black out i had my share of fun
>>946043855Continue...
>>946043941Wdym?
I despise my whore of a sister single mom 4 Kids its all my moms fault really i also hate her kids..
>>946043216Some dudes ate that too which is basically the same as them sucking your dick which makes you gay. Or at least bi.>inb4 im not the one suckingHaving your dick sucked by another dude is still gay. Sorry. I don't make the rules.
>>946043941I mean i just wanted to change her clothes first but when i smelled her underwear the scent was absolutely intoxicating i just licked her and then came in her multiple times. Told her she probably got passed around in party and not to make a scene as her boyfriend and our dad will make a scene.
>>946044003Details on what fun you had
>>946043475I'm not either of those anons
>>946044184Understand and responded
My sister and i were getting pimped our for money by our mom
Somone dm’d me adult content my gf did with other guys before I knew her and I jack off to it
>>946046035nice
>>946046035Story?
I lied to a girl about my age to fuck her
I persuaded the 19 year old daughter of someone who's regularly posted on here to sell me her nudes for cheap. I love gooning while comparing the bodies of the mother and daughter.
>>946046512Daughter might actually be a lesbian
My husband asked me for an open relationship, I knew he'd been working up to it for months and he only asked because he wanted to fuck some girl at work. I said yes and while he tried to convince this other woman to sleep with him I made a tinder and hook up with other guys until he begged to close our relationship again.
>>946046746Mom might be a massive slut. Daughter realizes she doesn't want the same treatment from men and runs towards women instead.
>>946046806How many guys did you fuck? Any particularly wild experiences?
I wanna suck and jerk off pornstar Talon
>>946046302Dad died when we were young and mom was was working two jobs. She hot fired from one of them and the other wasn't making much. Suddenly we started having money again but it didn't matter were it came from. When i was 14 mom started saying i should start contributing to the house like my sister (she was two years older than me and was already getting pimped). She started introducing me to clients some women but mostly men
>>946034047I wanna fuck my gfs sister so bad im edgeing to her rn and it feels so fucking good
i moved in with my fiance (both of us guys) but this trans girl i've been friends with from south america keeps dropping hints and i jerk off to her more than i do stuff with him at this point
>>946047977that sounds terrible man, hope you're doing okay now
>>946039156They were, what, so drunk they didn't notice?
>>946035413She was the first time you had an orgasm caused by another person?
>>946048509what
>>946048565When. When was the first time.
>>946048609the first time what
>>946048683When was the first time that you had an orgasm caused by someone other than yourself?
>>946048704I was 20
>>946048899>>946048899Huh. Weird. My girlfriend has admitted to cumming when she was molested and when she was raped. Which I do a lot to console her about the guilt over, then jerk off to later.
Sometimes I bump threads
My gf and I let my nephew shower with us this weekend. Gf had him help wash her pussy
>>946037802We were watching a movie and she came down looking for attention. She was hyper and being a brat, so kept doing stupid tik tok dances for my friend. I told her to knock it off but he said it was fine. I had to go upstairs to install a game we wanted to play so left them for a few mins while I went to sort that out. When I came back down I heard some noises like they were trying to keep quiet - guess they didn't hear me because when I got to the hall I could see through the door that she was on his lap, straddling and grinding all over him while he felt her up. Watched until I'm pretty sure he came in his shorts then made some noise by the door so they would hear and stop. When I went back in the room they were sat normal again, he looked sheepish but she had a big naughty grin on her face.
>>946050603How old were they
>>946034047I posted about my cousin in another thread and want to be encouraged to cum on her>>946051160
>>946051191She was 11, he was 15
My gf and I bought my 11yo niece a vibrator
>>946050202you monster
>>946050561larp but how old was he?
>>946051719Almost 8
>>946051222cum in her not on her
>>946046302what>>946046233
I'm currently dating the girl I raped back when we were in highschool (I was 17 and she was 15) and she still doesn't know.
>>946046806So you have no problem posting your tits with a timestamp here, right?
I am in a monogamous relationship with my wife and regularly have sex with her in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.
>>946055116WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK?! Took off my beloved /b/ you filthy fucking degenerate!
>>946055163*Get the fuck off not took offI guess I just outed myself as a degenerate phoneposter. I'll go kms myself now.
I am Magnus, a true prophet, and I am here to prove to you that the divine cares for you. Do not hesitate to speak to me, for I will not be visible forever on this repugnant site. If you are reading this, it is too late; your destiny has already changed. Nothing personal.
>>946055602Whose phophet?
>>946055602
>>946048144Post her
>>946035971I've jerked off at every place I've worked at. Mostly over the twinky apprentices or the bimbo admin women, because there is never a shortage of either.
Currently in the process of divorcing my wife. When people ask why I tell them that she was cheating on me. I do not tell them I walked in on her laying on our bedroom floor while a big buff black dude rubbed his asshole and balls on her face.
>>946057947Sorry that happened to you. Did you get some good pics of the act to strengthen your divorce case?
>>946058023Unfortunately I didnt have time to pull out my phone before my very white wife said "oh shit throw him out nword" and he threw me in the hallway while they got dressed
>>946058095Damn! And I thought the guy who ate the scrambled eggs out of the dog from a bowl in the back porch was cucked!
>>946058131Have no idea what you're referring to but it sounds funny
stole her fucking panties and sniffed em, then came in them before putting back in her laundryoverheard her saying she had pretty heavy discharge to her friend laterbest roommate pull ever in college
>>946058399she looks the type to not wear panties under that
My gf told me about some of the sexual experiences she had in foster homes and now I can't stop picturing them when we fuck
>>946058180I tried to find it but I couldn't. Anyway the (possibly inaccurate) QRD from memory is this: >guy gets home and is locked out>gf has the only key>calls her but phone goes to vm>ends up sleeping on back porch>wakes up next morning to random dude leaving his house>gf drops some cold scrambled eggs in the dog bowl>he eats them>replies call him out for eating them>he replies i was fucking hungry you wouldve eaten them too>works with his gf>overhears her call him fido
>>946058399would rape her
>>946038808Why? Is your brother hot?
My older brother abused me for years until he left home to join the army. The one time I had the guts to tell my mother, she looked me dead in the eye and said "better you than your sister". I do not speak to my family now.
>>946035413Can you quickly recite this outloud without making a mistake?I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I'm only plucking pheasants since the pheasant plucker's late.
Before my divorce, I cheated on my husband with a guy who threatened to rape me in front of him. Weirdly enough, it's not why we divorced.
I bathed with my brother for shit and giggles. I was really shocked and kinda disappointed the are around his penis was all clear while my vulva is all dark and gross. I thought as siblings we would be sharing the same traits, seems not
My 9yo niece likes wearing leggings without panties. Her parents don't let her but when she is with me I let her wear whatever she wants even in public
my foot
I shower with my son and let him jerk me off.
My "boyfriend" is a German Shepherd. I thought it would just be a weird kinky thing but it's become the best relationship I've ever had.
>>946061476m or f?
>>946061476
>>946061222Cut all carbs out of your diet and the fungi will die, supplement for iodine.look into keto and low carb diets
Cheated on long-term gf with her twin sister while she was asleep/passed out on the couch next to us.
>>946062324identical or fraternal twin?
Having a cyber affair with my mother in law. Except she has no idea it’s me
>>946061126How old were you both at the time?dicks do get a bit darker with age
>>946064265At the time? Was last Sunday. I'm 24 and he's 31. But my cooch is super dark compared to his white ass
>>946034047After my uncle died. I helped my Aunt(my mother's twin sister) with yard work. We got very close. Very very very close.
>>946064371>cooch is super darkI'm gonna need to see for myself. Also, your tits.
>>946064371Now you're just leaving me with more questions, how did the idea of bathing together come up so casually?Next time you should compare your nipple colors.
The "Dad" that all of my friends have met is actually an internet pervert who took me in when I was younger. I'm now in my 20s, but we still play up being father and son.
>>946044073Babysit the sexy ones.
>>946064964OK, how did that happen?
>>946061302how old is your son and why do you allow this?
>>946065170I came out to my parents as a teen and they just immediately wanted me gone. I ended up meeting an older guy on the internet and he listened to me talk about the trouble I was having. He came to watch my football games. Summer when I was 16, I told my parents I wanted to stay with friends, they were happy to see me leave. I stayed with him through the summer. I went through my senior year staying with him during the weekend and going to school during the week. As soon as I graduated and turned 18, I got the last of my things and moved in with him full time. Since then, anytime we go out or interact, we're father and son. I have my own apartment now but I still go have dinner with him once a week. From the outside, I don't think anyone would ever guess that we aren't really related.
>>946065194Still at an age where it's not weird that he showers with me. A handie is a handie.
>>946065338Did he ever fuck you?
Gave daddy a bj once. Sometimes bate while I fantasize about it being more.
>>946065414Weirdly, no, and that feels like the most unbelievable part. There was a lot of casual nudity and open discussion about sex and toys and hookups... but he was never really interested on doing those things with me.
>>946049065It's a very common fantasy. You could probably talk to her and role-play it.
>>946064697We didn't spend much of our childhood together (divorce, you know) and it suddenly hit that we never saw each other naked, and so we decided to take a bath together, for shits and giggles, like I said. It was fun
Freddie Mercury wasn't actually gay, he only pretended to suck dicks to protect straight men from being abused by women, but then the CIA/KGB shot him with an AIDS gun. Marilyn Monroe only pretended to be a whore and suck cocks so she could get close to JFK and warn him about the assassination, but then the CIA/KGB replaced her vitamins with chewable crack rocks.
>>946065950>It was funHow badly did you tease him for getting a boner?
>>946063373Fraternal, but they look very similar. 4 sisters in same age bracket (25-28)
>>946066030>>946063174Replied to wrong post
>>946065950>like I said. It was funWould you consider sex w him?
>>946066014Lmao. It was to be expected >>946066065No, not at all, that's fucked up
>>946065607elaborate.
>>946034047ok
>>946065631You too old, I guess?
I slept with my English teacher through high school. We only stopped because I moved away for college. It was a good experience and I don’t regret it
>>946040425>>946043066I spammed a girl here years ago. I received immense sexual pleasure getting other guys off to girls I'm into. Turns out I'm bisexual
>>946068523Post which chick you spammed
>>946068591I get my urges fulfilled elsewhere ;)
Grew up in a “sexually liberated” household that effectively meant my lobotomized mother, me and my sister were all options for my father to use as he saw fit. My sister and I never told anyone because we knew if we were taken he’d either be left alone with our mother or if he went to jail she’d be left on her own
>>946068778Rate dad's dick game out of 10
>>946068981Like a 6? He clearly knew what he was doing but he wasn’t doing it for us so he wasn’t going out of his way to perform well. I’ll also admit he has a really pretty cock and that helps the score a bit
>>946066651Came home from a party pretty drunk. He’d been up all night drinking and watching trashy movies. He was watching that movie showgirls and I started dancing to it. Just went from there.
>>946068778m or f?>>946069690m or f?
>>946068778>>946070819F
Sucked off the annoying brat student I'd been tutoring 4 times
>>946068778What happened to your father after you grew up and left?
>>946070819F
>>946069690>>946072122Showgirls made drunk you want to compete for his attention.
>>946072483I don’t know that it had anything to do with him being my dad. I think I was just drunk and horny and so was he and I went for it and he didn’t stop it.
>>946072623Did you ever feel you wanted it to happen again or was it just a onetime call of circumstances thing?
>>946072789Oh I still want it to happen again. Just never was in that position again.
>>946073349How long ago was this?
I took creep shots of my ex in school today
>>946073754Dare you to post them
>>946073673Over ten years.
>>946073942Is he single?
>>946074041No lol. Hes still with mom.
My secret?? I'm high as FUCK on WEEDLE-DEE-DEED, Boombadoop!! Man you gotta get high and jack off!
>>946074057You've never tried anything else with him in the decade plus?
>>946071378Go on
>>946051803Kek. Thanks for the laugh.
>>946074397No. We both pretended it never happened. I’d like to, but I’m not dumb.
>>946041007Don't blame you. The owner of the restaurant that I used to work at berated my manager for hiring ugly gals. He told him that the customers wanted something that they could fuck.
>>946074605You should try your luck again femanon. No real harm in just a BJ.
>>946074664Oh no I want that D lol.
>>946074705Can you show us what you look like? Faceless pic is fine
>>946074705Approximately how far would you be willing to take this?
>>946074844I would absolutely go all the way. I know him and mom are still active and I want to know what he does that gets her to make him breakfast with a smile in the morning.
>>946074464Basically a way for me to make him shut the fuck up and pay attention. He's the one that made the proposition
For the past 5 years I have periodically gone out with my assistant drinking, get her shit faced drunk, then take her back to her place and breed her. Always leave right after and next morning she always talks to me about how she went home with some random guy from the bar.
>>946075038If you live with them it'll be easier initially.You need to put yourself on his radar as a sexually available attractive female.Flirting, casually touching, asking how his day was and visibly paying attention to him. You can build this up to asking if he remembers when you came home drunk and gave him that blowjob, talk about it together, then flirt more, see how his body is reacting to you and go from there?
>>946076191Oh I definitely show off.
>>946076248Then it'll be easier to turn it up a couple of notches, and start pushing the boundary.
>>946074243brb, getting high and jacking off
>>946043009Women are generally smaller and lighter than men. You can pick them up under the armpits or scoop their legs and shoulders at the same time.
>>946074633It's funny because for some reason when I read this I just imagined it being a Chinese restaurant. Absolutely nothing in your post would lead me to believe that and yet I imagined this surly middle-aged short Chinese guy shouting at one of his white employees about hiring ugly chicks..
>>946074937Bro, they took it down because she was eleven.
>>946075948>when she thinks her body count is like 30>but at least 25 of them are just you
>>946077841
>>946075948There must be easier ways to date her?
>>946036143kek
>>946076248how?
>>946068308Similar experience hereWent on a school trip in 8th grade. Male teacher caught me (also male) wearing a girls swimsuit jerking off in a shower stall at ~2am.Sucked eachother that night and agreed to meet again each night for the rest of the trip. Met up every weekend for a few months and then after that sporadically until we came very close to getting caught by his wife
>>946078636did he fucked your ass? how big he was?
>>946078707yeah, about 6 inches
>>946079011hot! did he creampied you? was he able to go all the way inside you?
I regularly post my ex's mother and sister in irl threads, even when we were still together
I dont know how to pillow hump
>>946079121yeah creampied me a lot. I used to leak on the bus home from his house lolYeah he got all the way inside me the first time he fucked me
>>946079348hot AF. any stories? do you ever wanted to be fucked like that again??
>>946036809>If they did decide to chase us, we both would face up to 10 years.So basically the country version of this scene from Reservoir Dogshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w-07V2q_DE
I’m married but always picture my wife as a younger girl while I fuck her. Also addicted to the thought of cheating or having an affair and probably will never be truly happy with her even though she’s not bad looking/a good person
>>946081145
I once fucked my gf trans nephew after she went to bed. Had the little twink gagging on me while I showed him videos of me fucking her. Came balls deep in his ass and he mewed when his cum leaked out of him. Still paint the whores face every once in a while for $50, and he loves watching his aunties videos while he does it
I'm not sure why, but I think my wife's little sister has a thing for me. I used to buy her starbucks and in exchange she would show me her big beautiful tits. They're amazing but that's as far as I've gotten with her aside from being able to grab her tits and ass jokingly (with clothes). I'm currently in the process of possibly convincing her to go further but since she's still a virgin and in her first year of college. It's difficult because I don't want to come across as creepy and want her to ask me to go further, I want her to ask me instead. I just want her to suck me off.
When I was 15, my best friend broke both of his wrists, trying to jump his bike one summer. After a week of him being in casts, he begged me to help him cum. Ended up helping him out since we would watch porn together and jerk off anyways.
>>946034047I've worn a cock cage almost 24/7 for a year. No one knows except one chick I know a million miles away in Qatar. I love it. It strums my bipolar strings.
shameless bump because i like to read these at work
>>946071993Finally died of a heart attack when I was 20 and my sister was 17. I hadn’t moved out yet. We put mom in a nursing home and got on with our lives
>>946034047I am a young male teacher. I just want to fuck all my bubblebutt lululemon legging wearing slutty boppers. Thank god for Lululemon, these leggings leave nothing to imagination. These white bitches are just made to fuck. None of you could be teachers. You’d be rock hard trying to teach and you wouldn’t be able to control yourself. It’s tough. Their tight bodies are unbelievable and the way they show them off nowadays is truly insane. I love to flirt with them and I love when they flirt with me back. I love scrolling on their Instagram and TikTok’s and goon like crazy and cum tribute my favorites. I have over 100 cum tributes to my favorite student alone.I want to crawl underneath my favorite students desk while she is working, pull her Lululemon leggings down, and just fucking eat her ass out. Lick that fucking asscrack up and down as I totally tongue her tight poophole. I’d also like a free use fantasy setting where I just cum all over my favorites. I have so many fantasies that I goon to. I want to sniff the seat of my favorite little goon goddess. I want these high school sluts to hug me and for them to give me lap dances while I teach. I want to fondle the big breasts of my favorite student so fucking bad, you don’t even know. My favorite student is sooooo fucking badddd. She drives me wild. I have been dreaming about her recently. Dreaming of seeing her fat ass again, dreaming of creaming her face. Dreaming of laying her down across my desk, feeling her asscheeks up and just humping and shoving my face into her ass while she wears black lulus.These bopper sluts goon me out as you can tell. Ask me anything! Drop discord if you want to goon more.
When we were younger my neighbor's foster sister gave me and neighbor our first orgasms
>>946086127Foster girls are primo sluts, always
>>946086149Yeah it wasn't the first time she'd played that game
>>946086254It never is. My sister and I grew up in foster care and she was taking cock by the time she was 10
mommy maria is my fav
>>946080619U still love her ?
My mom got into a car crash when I was pretty young and was left pretty heavily mentally disabled. My father took the opportunity to start free using her, as well as me and my sister, whenever he liked. Started as the ages of eleven and nine for us respectively and carried through our entire childhoods
>>946086127>>946086292My sister and I were pretty much raised by our grandma and aunt. We had way too much time alone together and ended up being each others firsts. We used each other for five years.
Wife was destroyed after her father passed away few years ago. It went on a lot longer then normal. Started questioning she admitted that she used to have sex with him. Also admitted he was a step dad. Apparently raised her since she was like 3 or 4. I thought my wife was a virgin but accepted she had her dad. For the guys here yes you can tell. She didn't know how to french kiss. Doing passionate things was awkward at first. But she had no issues swallowing a load. Gave absolutely amazing head. But fucking passionately was completely new. I figured it was virgin things never put 2 and 2 together. Also never had a virgin girl before. I'd say maybe a few dozen times while we dated she hooked up with her step dad. Once we got married we moved out of state and maybe a dozen times there till he died. I still trying to dig out all the stories and times from her. She said it completely stopped when we met but I don't believe her.
it's amazing how many "women" with dad/brother incest stories come to /b/ specifically for this thread but can never be found anywhere else...
>>946079203>get pillow>humpIt's not that hard. (Or maybe that's your problem?)
>>946061222that's definitely your colour
>>946082021Gay.
>>946085953>We put mom in a nursing homeYou said she was "lobotomized". Like, literally?
Disregard>>946088290Looks like you answered my question here: >>946087142
>>946088076It's a mix of ERP and trauma.
>>946034047Used to run a pretty big porn tumblr back in the day. It's crazy what people submitted (photos/stories), thinking it was all automatically anonymous
>>946088527>thinking it was all automatically anonymoussame applies to 4chan
I murdered 88 cheeseburgers at White Castle.
logspammer has apparently made a secrets thread...
>>946088527>>946088631So easy to track some people down. Even had someone I knew post
>>946088767Back in '07 I told a coworker about this place and one day he posted here about weed.. I could tell it was him so I called out his name and playfully asked if he knew how I knew. He started calling me "FBI" and got more and more unhinged with each post.
>>946088767How did they compromise themselves?at least here I post enough bullshit and old posts grabbed from the archives that glowies would struggle to profile me
>>946088527>>946088767>>946088812Hahahaha amazingI just simply started following tumblrs of people I knew and started interacting with them. They quickly followed me too. I could easily see what kind of porn they were into based on what they were liking. Some even started submitting stuff to me. Could always tell, even from the written secrets based on the way they wrote.>>946088828I had one girl who would simply submit stuff on her main. Of one other I knew what her room looked like, so it was easy to do the math
>>946088767>Tracked the nudes down of my highschool crush who had a Chaturbate account in 2016 during our freshman year. >All because I had a crush on her, she found out, and because she was a popular chick she screamed sexual assault and the school threatened to expel me.>Became outcast, but somehow retained my friends.>Recently she got married and I was able to track the address because she's always posting shit online.>She's a Catholic Latina, and her husband is a strict Catholic white dude.>Sent that shit to their property.>Relationship immediately collapses, she was posting shit on FB about how they need to move forward together.>The icing on the cake is she is weeks pregnant.>Bro ghosted and left the fucking city.
>>946089030>Bro ghosted and left the fucking city.He dodged a bullet, you were a good bro. Hopefully he found a white girl instead.
>>946089030¡JAJAJA! Yeah, fuck that bitch and her unborn baby. That little bastard needs to pay for stupid mistakes their mom made before they were born. Good on the dad for sticking to his Catholic beliefs and holding her accountable for stupid shit she did in highschool. I hope he changes his identity and successfully dodges cups support for the next 18 years. Nothing personnel, kid!
>>946089587*child supportPretty sure "cups support" is how bras work.
>>946089587>sticking to his Catholic beliefsTo elaborate, this means not accepting the typical christcuck message of "fOrGiVeNeSs", and "bEiNg WaShEd cLeAn oF yOuR SiNs". What pussy bullshit! ESPECIALLY finding out that your presumed-virgin wife was an EWHORE in highschool. Fuck that postmodern "eMpAtHy" cuck bullshit. NO FORGIVENESS FOR HARLOTS! She's goddamn LUCKY we don't STONE bitches like her TO DEATH! And now she'll have to raise her little half-breed spawn ON HER OWN as the hits THE WALL and realizes she's only good for being a cum dumpster for some betacuck who will settle for her. SHE AND HER CHILD MUST SUFFER! In fact, if her little spawn also spawns, that whole bloodline should be made to suffer for the next SEVEN GENERATIONS! YEAH! THAT'LL TEACH 'EM!>All because I had a crush on her, she found outYou did a good thing, anon. Next time, don't get a crush so you don't get found out Accuracy in certain situations.
>>946089718Young, pure, virginal teenage girls have a discrete, slight protrusion of labia, often nothing more than a slit.After a plethora of parading penises proudly pounding her pudendum, the labia will stretch to disgusting proportions and the whore's cunt will now resemble roast beef. Hence, "roastie".Everyone knows a vagina stretches in direct proportion to the number of penises that have been inside it.>but muh babyheadAt first it makes sense that a woman who's pushed a fucking baby's head through the love canal would be stretchier than the 16yo hs whore who's already banged the entire football team... but ever notice how it's usually just not the case?Mother of 3, married to the same man for 20 years, when she finally gets divorced and you're the first guy she's fucked since her husband, has the kaganal strength of a steel trap? That's because she's only had one penis.Yes, vaginal birth causes TEMPORARY stretching (and sometimes tearing, which will heel) but if she's only ever had one penis in her, the temporary stretch will return her vag to pre-baby levels.This is due to the enzymatic interactions between her skin and her husband's skin.But what happens when a femoid - babies or no babies - takes multiple cocks? The enzymatic reactions between her and EACH partner will PERMANENTLY stretch and expand the vaginal walls AND the inner and outer labia.Condoms will NOT prevent this, as there is always skin contact at the groin area. It is the reaction between the male's skin and her own (sometimes via her own vaginal fluids) that causes the stretching to become permanent.So, when my friend once said, "I fucked this girl who had 2 kids, but she was tighter than this one other girl I fucked," I explained all this to him and it made perfect sense.Okay, so now you know why there are even size queens in the first place.You're fucking welcome.
>>946089933>plethora of parading penises proudly pounding her pudendum
>>946089933That's not how vaginas work.
>be me>lost in life, but not doing bad>haven't drank in 5 years bc alcy not good for anon>start casually drinking bc "i think i've got it under control">drinking gets bad again>not a violent or obnoxious drunk, just stupid and lethargic>whirlwind of motivation to quit drinking>get my shit together (again)>start drinking (again)>rinse & repeatam now trying to emerge from a binge. it started off just kind of bad but getting worsewoke up this morning, no idea when or how I got to bed, wife was not sleeping with me. forgot that I called out of work for the 2nd time this week. my face feels like somebody either punched the fuck out of me or I fell but no physical damage, maybe i just slept with my jaw agape like a slackjawed retard. open phone, there's an entire message thread where I basically confessed to my buddy's ex-gf that she has great tits and I'm attracted to her (she's really not that attractive, but does have nice tits). very sloppy messages. deleted them and blocked her number. don't know if my wife saw those or not. called an old friend last night to try to reconnect, think i started tearing up at the thought of genuine human connection, now i feel like a bitch. called a therapist to make an appointment, left a message, he didn't call backjust picked up some hair of the dog beers, feeling a little better, but dreading conversation with wife when she gets home from work. i guess at least for the next 2 hours I'm going to catch a buzz and look at titties on this godforsaken board. there was a really good thread a few hours ago but think it's gone now. >t. everyone says they can leave 4chan whenever they want to, but they always come crawling backwe-we're gonna m-m-make it, fellas, r-right?
>>946090031Knowing that "husband's stitch" is a myth in modern times, explain how a 35yo mother of multiple children who has only ever been with one man, could have a tighter vagina than a 19yo party girl with a body count rivaling Ted Bundy.MULTIPLE PENISES STRETCH A VAGINA MORE THAN GIVING BIRTH!Everybody knows this. This is why modern women can't get married anymore. This is why roasties are a thing. You are not refuting anything I have said. Pay the piper.
>>946090075Find a local AA chapter. My uneducated guess is that you are legitimately an alcoholic.
thread maxed out?time for the real niggas
>>946090106>explain how a 35yo mother of multiple children who has only ever been with one man, could have a tighter vagina than a 19yo party girl with a body count rivaling Ted Bundy
>>946090146AA helped get me sober for the first 1 of that 5 -year stint, but there came a point in time where going to meetings made me want to drink moreso than if I didn't go at all. Have spent more time sober without AA than with it. You're not wrong, i'm 100% an alcoholic, I'm just unwilling to do anything about it right now.
>>946090276Git gud.
