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Would you rather be ugly with a big dick or attractive with a small dick?
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reminder posting any images of S. is in violation of copyright infringement
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>>946233074
I’m ok looking with a big dick, so I’d just keep what I have. I’m not ugly, but not like pretty boy model either
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Attractive, don't need a big pp to goon to myself.
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>>946233074
Attractive with a small dick... so the only change would be my appearance and then maybe I'd have better luck finding a size queen to cuck me.
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>>946233074
I'm literally like right in the middle, I think
>>946233201
Is this the new spam meta?
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>>946233074
it doesn't matter
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>>946233279
YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE
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>>946234655
I’m ok looking with a big dick already, I’m sticking with what I got. Check em
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>>946234698
So if you’re ok looking then by Hollywood standards you’re ugly so you pick ugly and big pickle?
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>>946235013
Yes, I really enjoy my big dick
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>>946233074
which option lands me in a pussy faster
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>>946235052
Technically being attractive
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>>946235613
>Technically
so that means you can't be attractive to a woman without having a big dick. this is why we can't have nice things and every woman has a boyfriend while every man is single right now.
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>>946235052
Being conventionally attractive will, walking around in public that will be seen by women before seeing your dick. I didn’t start getting laid often until the beans were spilled by an ex about my dick. Cause then she went and told a bunch of women and yeah
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>>946235716
so a bunch of whores heard you had a big dick and then passed you around. sounds like a bunch of really classy ladies
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>>946235669
51% of the population is women. So if every woman has a boyfriend, every male is taken too
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>>946235859
no it means multiple women are fucking the same guy. there's actual data on this
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>>946235784
Yeah, lol. I did use condoms for it, during lockdowns too it was a lot. Couple times even had sex with two different women in the same day. She told them I have the golden big dick, bigger than avg but not like holy fuck how does that work big. And told them it’s pretty, some women are really horny as fuck. Especially younger women, this would’ve went down in like my mid to late twenties
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>>946236080
Fuck that’s a good point
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dont feel like posting today
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Josh is sexy as fuck with a hung penis
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So when we playing wow?
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Oreos
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>>946239149
Thanks man, glad you like the peen

>>946240800
In 5
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>>946233074
i'm ugly with a small dick so ugly with a big dick it is. it's fine, i'll just wear a mask everywhere. And not those faggy surgical masks
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>>946233074
Can I choose to just not be human?
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>>946243721
Be a biker TikToker, girls love those
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the world is going to shit right now but I'm still thankful for the life I've been given
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bump
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Josh
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>>946248878
Hi anon
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>>946249490
Wow just anon??
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>>946232681 kek fail
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>>946233074
The most vocal or braggadocious of women or fags say they love massive dicks. Either because they're blown out whores and can't feel anything else, even the big ones too, or they're just lying to make themselves seem "cool" or have a laugh.

The majority of women want an average size cock cause they're not a chore to deal with in a long term regular sex relationship. Same with men and tits and pussies. A well proportioned average to slightly larger than average parts are always the most appealing and desired proportion long term.
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>>946249854
Maybe...

Are you the cool anon I like?
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>>946250314
Wrong
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>>946250159
To be fair I made both because I couldn’t decide
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>>946250413
No I’m the fat fucking chud anon
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snickers bar in my pants
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>>946250624
Oh. Wait, that's me though?
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every person who partakes in these threads owes King Solomon Jedidiah the wisest man who ever lived an apology
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>>946250808
No I’m Josh
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>>946251580
So am I...
What should we do about this?
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>>946251963
Wanna fuck?
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>>946252134
I suppose, I don't got a whole lot else going on at the moment
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>>946233074
Ugly big dick so I can continue getting turned on by my big dick. I like imagining fucking myself with my huge cock.
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>>946233074
How big are my tits?
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>>946233074
OP, when you grow up, you'll find out that dick size isn't really all that important.
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>>946252705
Cope
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Black pp
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>>946233074
I like big dicks so I rather be good looking with a small dick with an ugly boyfriend with a big dick so I can get dicked
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>>946233074
I’d rather be attractive with a small dick. I have a cuck fetish. This way I could date a very attractive girl and then convince her to sleep with other guys
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>>946254842
Nothing wrong with that, at least you planned it out
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I’m punch monkey
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I'm suck monkey
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>>946233074
So the question you're really asking is would I rather be a superior black man or a little tiny clit wyt boi
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>>946256644
so rare to see intact black men here, that's a nice dick
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you're indeed right my friend, that is the elusive thick uncut mandingo cock
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oh it's just a racist. typical
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a lot of people wonder what power looks like. is it money? is it wealth in the form of assets? but I think the answer is clearer than daylight
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Even when the jew isn’t mentioned, it’s always here
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>the gentile fears his masters even when they aren't currently present
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>>946244504
You sure you're not suicidal?
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>>946257182
I fear niggers when they aren't present. They could come any time
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I hope I get some
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Going all around the world on my globe. Do you play with your globe daily?
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I love overjosh
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I'm love love
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Over watching me
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Pigs put their shoes on today
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>>946233074
Cool sonic pose
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>>946260077
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>>946260083
>>946260077
>>946233074
You need to be Black in order to have the athleticism to pull that off.
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I think I fucked up lol
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>>946252560
Flat
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>>946260103
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>>946260660
You fucked down
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>>946261345
I wish
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Bump
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women can't solve this
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>>946263962
They just stick it in their prime puss
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>>946264953
you aren't clever or funny you're just annoying and gay
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>>946263962
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>>946265029
now you have to prove you're a woman
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>>946265041
I'm not though
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>>946265139
you just gave them the answer for free then you ruined it
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>>946265155
No, it's fine.

Women can't draw...
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>>946265303
i set up a box with a stick and baited it. It was my one and only shot of seeing a pergina today and you came and kicked it all down.
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>>946265324
Good
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>>946264978
I'm niggery funny and clever. Winning
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>>946263962
A
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Im happy to be mostly attractive and have a big dick. Stay mad faggots.
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black papa
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>>946233074
I'm ugly with a big dick and i'm fine with it. Wrapping both hands round your shaft and seeing an inch of dick plus your helmet is an awesome feeling
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>>946268643
The only honest post so far.
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>>946250314
Utter cope, dicklet. I've fucked 12 or 13 women and just one of those girls said "that's not a relationship dick" (which hurt my feelings, ngl). I'm like "wtf you came 3 times" and she's like "I know but I couldnt do that weekly". She was black too, and about 5"10, she's literally built for that for that shit but she's a massive outlier. Women overwhelmingly love big willies my guy
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>>946268643
That ain't big. Average length and skinny
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>>946267910
So how's the padded room?
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I used to think my life wasn't worth living until I found god and then i started to feel like I belonged
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Let's face it our white women simply love the Black Man in this day and age. It's completely normal and quite beautiful. It has to do with the alpha nature of the Black man. But the melanin receptors in the white woman's vagina play a significant role in them being drawn to the Black man for mating and marriage purposes as well. They simply want the best genetics for their future children. It's evolution at work, us white guys simply are no longer involved, we're becoming obsolete. I've had to come to terms with it. But I'm here and I'm happy with what we still have. Such as taking care of the mother and her offspring. It can be a very rewarding experience.
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that's the realest thing a mf has ever spoken.
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Bye bye jew boy
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threatening to murder someone even if indirectly and the person's name isn't said is against the law fyi. keep that in mind.
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>>946233074
Attractive with a small dick
Im already average with a biggish dick and still get mogged by twinks and femboys
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>>946272112
proof?
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>>946272112
>he says on 4chan dot com
Go back
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>>946273028
Hey we’re not a commercial website, we’re an organization. We only do .org round these parts
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https://voca.ro/1bFmDdGektJi
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Lately I’ve been thinking I want you to be happier
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Josh



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